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"Homeland" Opener Offers Some Eye-Opening Analysis of the War on Terror

For the White Urban Liberal Women who watch Premium Cable Dramas and otherwise don't really know what's going on in the world (except that Obama is Awesome and we're losing the #WarOnWomen), this character's assessment of the current strategy in the War on Terror -- that there isn't one -- will be pretty surprising.

Worth a watch. "Hit Reset," indeed.

Then again, maybe dumb people will assume that this is made up. Dumb people have a habit of assuming that true things are fiction, and fictitious things -- like Obama -- are true.

For example, some people were surprised to find out The Martian was not based on real events. They thought we'd already been to Mars.

Moon, Mars. Both start with M's, both have four letters. Close enough.

Posted by: Ace at 02:32 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 08, 2015 02:33 PM (DlmoZ)

2 Second?

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 08, 2015 02:33 PM (DlmoZ)

3 Third?

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 08, 2015 02:34 PM (DlmoZ)

4 Fourth?

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 08, 2015 02:34 PM (DlmoZ)

5 Close enough for government work

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 02:34 PM (sI4OA)

6 6th?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)

7 Nth!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 02:36 PM (9krrF)

8 seventh seal

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 08, 2015 02:36 PM (WTSFk)

9 someone tell nasa to get the rover to take a picture of that flag buzz lightyear put on mars on the apollo creed missions

Posted by: LIVs at October 08, 2015 02:36 PM (xwPSp)

10 eight days a week

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 08, 2015 02:37 PM (WTSFk)

11 Pfft. Why bother fighting a war on something when I can make a difference merely by peeing my pants?

Posted by: American Feminist at October 08, 2015 02:37 PM (ppaKI)

12 That one dude looks like Daniel Pipes

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 08, 2015 02:37 PM (tgL17)

13 Why are people so immature that they have this feral instinct to comment early with that being the only content of their comment? It's pathetic really. Now, onto the post.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 02:38 PM (E5UB0)

14 Holy crap! That was a great scene.


And the best part is the television stations airing the reruns will have an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds to air ads after the scene is cut in syndication.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 08, 2015 02:38 PM (AC0lD)

15 People are divided Into two groups:
Those who believe we've been to Mars
Those who believe the moon landings were fake

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 02:38 PM (sI4OA)

16 Don't make fun of Matt Damon. He is living on Mars and eating potatoes. SAVE MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2015 02:38 PM (oDCMR)

17 rockford files on hulu looks pretty good. free, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 08, 2015 02:40 PM (WTSFk)

18 First ------ to comment on thread content......



And Don Cherry is going to be on the Blue Jays pre-game telecast. That's thread related because I'm pretty sure he understands the Islamic threat well.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 08, 2015 02:40 PM (AC0lD)

19 In The Martian, does Matt Damon find Vilos Cohaagen's corpse? I figured he'd cut off the head, name it Winston and spend the last hour of the movie muttering to it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 08, 2015 02:40 PM (ppaKI)

20 Dumb people have a habit of assuming that true things are fiction, and fictitious things -- like Obama -- are true.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I gave birth to Kylie after a very difficult 14 hour labor.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 02:40 PM (E5UB0)

21 Top ten best dog and cat friends video was better.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 08, 2015 02:41 PM (7Kxm7)

22 Why are people so immature that they have this feral instinct to comment early with that being the only content of their comment? It's pathetic really.

Let me be the First!
to agree with you.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 02:41 PM (sI4OA)

23 you fucked up the youtube link btw, it starts too late

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:42 PM (Ojdnl)

24 Nice, of course Horrywood will still vote for the "Lubed up Anus on foreign policy" party...

let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (g8Hfr)

25 How will the increased weight of our Martian colonies affect the Red Planet's orbit?

Because, this Representative fears we will disrupt the plant's rotation a thereby causing it to list and eventually sink into the galactic ocean!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (5jzvv)

26 besides, isn't the subtext of "the martian" that white men are isolated and marginalized to be saved by the colors of benetton?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (WTSFk)

27 That's Yale and UVA Law graduate who believes we've already landed on Mars.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

28 So you are saying Homeland sucks?

I almost got sucked in because free Showtime.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (mcm0N)

29 #HitReset

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (Ojdnl)

30 Secondly, there is no way that guy could be in Al-raqqah. He's too white. Looks American. Doesn't even sound British or Russian.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (7Kxm7)

31 in what world is someone that young talking to JCOS or whatever with that tone of voice?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (Ojdnl)

32 I was there when he made that brief. You could have heard a pin drop when he was finished.

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (sWgE+)

33 Obama's going to so mad.That is one of the many shows he watches.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (8HTq1)

34 If he ended up by suggesting we give up and pay the jizzya, he would be offered the job of ISIS czar.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (QPogr)

35 re 15: kinda like the way lefties either believe that Bush was an evil genius or a halfwit puppet of Cheney and the neo-cons.

Posted by: Mallflower at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (qSIlh)

36 We haven't been to Mars? Oh sure, that's what they want you to think.

Posted by: HH at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (DrCtv)

37 28 Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:43 PM (mcm0N)

Heroine looks like my ex...and is about as big a moonbat as she was...

Homeland gets right up on the edge of being useful WRT the GWoT and then gets its Horryweird on about "real villains"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (g8Hfr)

38
We've never been to Mars? Balderdash! I was personally briefed by NASA, and the engineering representative affirmed my belief that the astronauts planted Old Glory on the surface of Mars and it was photographed for posterity. You can take this factoid to the bank.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (OiFtZ)

39 Comment threads that fail to start with a declaration of TRANS POWER by Caitlyn are a goddamned disappointment. Get your shit together CJ.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (+lsX1)

40 Isn't Mars where they are currently building the Enterprise?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 08, 2015 02:45 PM (ppaKI)

41 >>30
Secondly, there is no way that guy could be in Al-raqqah. He's too white. Looks American. Doesn't even sound British or Russian.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 08, 2015 02:44 PM (7Kxm7)<<
Sadly, he could probably hide among the couple of hundred Americans assessed to be in Al-Raqqah right now.

Posted by: MacGruber at October 08, 2015 02:46 PM (sWgE+)

42 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 02:46 PM (kff5f)

43 So tomorrow's Friday, what WH Talking Point will be inserted into the narrative to guide the Sunday Talk Shows? Let's be prescient here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2015 02:46 PM (oDCMR)

44 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (kff5f)

45 I've never watched "Homeland."

Wat he say?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (LA7Cm)

46 A friend of mine told me a few years ago her niece got mad at her for ruining the end of the Apollo 13 movie-- by mentioning they made it home.

It isn't just that they're ignorant, it's the weird pride they take in it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (Bl4dy)

47 That was good. That was real good.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (2Ojst)

48 I do however support any effort to abandon Matt Damon on any other rocky planet other than our own.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (sI4OA)

49 Isn't Mars where they are currently building the Enterprise?

No, the shipyard is at the L4 point. You never build starships at the bottom of a gravity well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (YEelc)

50 The lack of funding for a permanent base on Mars is a disgrace.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (+lsX1)

51 I wonder how many of these girls who watch cable while sipping chardonnay watched this scene and got a first tingle from a testosterone enabled man in their life?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (Ojdnl)

52 45 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (LA7Cm)

He admitted SCOAMF has no ISIS strategy and that it is ENTIRELY Islamic...

Islam tells you precisely what its intentions are...

liberals just refuse to listen

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (g8Hfr)

53 Good for Homeland...I think. I hope this Quinn guy doesn't turn out to be a part of the VRWC and plotting to take over the World through Christianity and Confederate flags.

Posted by: pj at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (cHuNI)

54 Never liked Mars.

Who builds an entire planet without a single Fjord?

Posted by: Slartibartfast at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (5jzvv)

55 46 Posted by: Ktgreat at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (Bl4dy)

Quite...willful prideful ignorance.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 02:49 PM (g8Hfr)

56
It isn't just that they're ignorant, it's the weird pride they take in it.

Posted by: Ktgreat

That's retarded sir!

Posted by: Rachael Jeantel at October 08, 2015 02:49 PM (OiFtZ)

57 M-A-R-S. That spells MOON!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2015 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

58 Whoops should have watched the video first.

He does not mean ReSet in the Clintonian sense.

He means it in the Julio down by the school yard sense.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:49 PM (mcm0N)

59 Good for Homeland...I think. I hope this Quinn guy doesn't turn out to be a part of the VRWC and plotting to take over the World through Christianity and Confederate flags.

***

right?

where's our Christian Handmaiden's Tale? We want theocracy now! How do we do it? Using economic disparity to force arabs to revolt under guise of Muslim extemism, that's how!

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:49 PM (Ojdnl)

60 Yikes!

That was a serious 2 min. truthbomb right there!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

61 Good timing! Just got back from seeing the documentary "The Martian". Two opposable thumbs up! I was able to suspend Damon disbelief and suppress my gag reflex at the Chinese deus ex machina and just love the story. It was great to see intelligent people reason their way out of dilemmas, and even though I knew the story the end was a real nail-biter.

And Ma-a-a-a-atttt was terrific as Watney.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (jR7Wy)

62

Stacy Keach is ... Spencer Stone

Coming this fall to CBS.

Posted by: Grump928(c) reposts, For Great Justice at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (evdj2)

63 sure sure, we can parking lot the middle east. But first can we bring over a few hundred million "migrants" first?

xxoo

Hillary

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (Ojdnl)

64
Mars? Yeah,, I've been there and done that...

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (HSmrB)

65
What are we discussing here? Haven't looked at the TV since ace told us to turn them off - when was that, earlier this year?

Actually down to about 1 - 2 hours per week (leaving out sports events that are social, not about TV). Don't even watch the cooking/food shows any more. Haven't seen TV "news" in ..... 8, 9 years?

But it's OK. I see the dummification all around us, the ignorance, the false knowledge, the lack of critical thinking, so I know that TV is as bad as ever, and getting worse.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2015 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

66 M-o-o-n spells pie!

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 08, 2015 02:51 PM (FsuaD)

67 43
So tomorrow's Friday, what WH Talking Point will be inserted into the
narrative to guide the Sunday Talk Shows? Let's be prescient here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2015 02:46 PM (oDCMR)


He's going to OR to talk about guns.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 08, 2015 02:51 PM (jJRIy)

68 Sven

Your ex looks like what's her--Claire Danes?

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:51 PM (mcm0N)

69
So all I really want at this point is, before they confiscate everyone's 401K's they confiscate every last dime of every college endowment fund.
Idiotvilles. Run by idiots. Churning out idiots. Wallowing in other people's money.

Posted by: simplemind at October 08, 2015 02:52 PM (xVRrG)

70 >>Good for Homeland...I think. I hope this Quinn guy doesn't turn out to
be a part of the VRWC and plotting to take over the World through
Christianity and Confederate flags.


I suspect he's going to be Mr. Nihilist Jaded Sniper dude, a cousin to their favorite baddy, the disillusioned vet w/PSTD and/or Blackwater dude w/no moral compass. He'll be so focused he'll lose his humanity and commit war crimes blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 02:52 PM (NOIQH)

71
M-A-R-S, Mars Bitches

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-NkX86uPI0

Red rocks!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 08, 2015 02:52 PM (kdS6q)

72 Okay, I liked that...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (kff5f)

73 68 Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:51 PM (mcm0N)

Yup...

well she did in High School when we were arguably common law married...

I am fortunate enough I have not seen her for ~15 years...so now maybe she looks like Rosie O' Doughnut

Friends don't let Vikings date neurotic Brit gals/

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (g8Hfr)

74 Well ... the first suggestion of troops, doctors and elementary school teachers is fairly silly. That stuff doesn't work until you beat their brains out and force an unconditional surrender of those who are left. And elementary school teachers are rather useless, in any case. Just look at that crap that elementary school teachers, here, are doing.

The parking lot idea for one minor city is a good start, but it isn't any sort of answer - just a mild suggestion as to how to proceed.

The key to threats emanating from the arab/persian/muslim world is pretty simple - all threats from the APM world start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Period. Those fields are the one and only source of the APM world's power. They provide the money through the revenues and they provide the political power through the fact that oil is the world's lifeblood. Nothing will change so long as the APM world remains in control of the gulf fields, which they all stole in the forced nationalization waves of the mid 20th century. All threats from the APM world start and stop with control of the gulf oil fields. Everything else is near-meaningless commentary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (zc3Db)

75 Heroine looks like my ex...and is about as big a moonbat as she was...


Wiki'd the series to get an idea of what people are talking about ...

"The series stars Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison, a Central Intelligence Agency officer with bipolar disorder"

Wut. Are we that limited on talent?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (0NdlF)

76
Why can't I find the leaked Russian video of the Syria deconfliction meeting? Twitter thing said it was on UToob, can't find it there.

Anybody who's got the URL pls post it up. Sounds hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (QDnY+)

77
Been wondering when someone would mention Homeland's season premier. Was eerily timely and on point.
Takes place in Germany, many references to Syrian refugee crisis/chaos, US Intel data breaches and how deadly serious they are and then Quinn's cold cup of coffee reality check speech.
Though I have a sneaking suspicion the German philanthropist will end up being a bad guy.
Still, the ladies love Quinn's character, and he is a stone cold badMF, maybe they'll listen to him speak the hard truth. Here's hoping.

Posted by: Goldilocks at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (Lj5vT)

78 Islamists and progressives are really quite similar in a way, They're really not hiding what their aims are.

Only the willfully blind refuse to see.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (TT7sr)

79
I learned long ago to never underestimate the stupidity of people.
Besides, if we have to many people on Mars, it'll tip over just like Guam.

Posted by: Fish at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (/uJMx)

80 John Carter is a War Criminal!

Posted by: SJW at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (5jzvv)

81 Is it gonna go to where the astronauts planted the flag?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (ucB75)

82 So I have a Space:1999 question. When exactly DID they put the moon back into orbit?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 08, 2015 02:54 PM (ppaKI)

83 " I do however support any effort to abandon Matt Damon on any other rocky planet other than our own."


I second the notion.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 02:55 PM (LA7Cm)

84 Speaking of that stupid War on Women thing--

Didn't they for a time say that Obama was not listening to his female advisors?

Head Russian expert at the Pentagon who resigned the day before Russia started bombing--

female.

Now you know why we are not seeing that interview on the MSM.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:55 PM (mcm0N)

85 I quit watching Homeland after season 3. I just couldn't take Carrie's hysterics anymore.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 08, 2015 02:55 PM (l/N7H)

86 75 Hell,they probably staff entire departments with transgenders now days.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2015 02:56 PM (8HTq1)

87 Ah Lizzy, you nailed it.

Posted by: pj at October 08, 2015 02:56 PM (cHuNI)

88
"The series stars Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison, a Central Intelligence Agency officer with bipolar disorder"

The real problem at Langley is bipartisan disorder.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 08, 2015 02:56 PM (noWW6)

89 >>Still, the ladies love Quinn's character, and he is a stone cold badMF,
maybe they'll listen to him speak the hard truth. Here's hoping.


Better than the Muslim convert/traitorous POW who was so "dreamy" he seduced said crazy CIA analyst. Ugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 02:56 PM (NOIQH)

90
Besides, if we have to many people on Mars, it'll tip over just like Guam.

Posted by: Fish

Dumbest thing I've ever read.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, D-GA at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (OiFtZ)

91 >>For example, some people were surprised to find out The Martian was not based on real events. They thought we'd already been to Mars.

Just a reminder, Representative Sheila Jackson Lee thinks we've not only been to Mars but thinks Neil Armstrong planted a US flag there.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

92 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2015 02:53 PM (zc3Db)


I think the idea would be to educate and yes, indoctrinate, the next generation in order to Westernize them. Not saying it would necessarily work, but Lenin may have been onto something when he spoke about being given one generation of youth/four years to teach the children. It's been working on our kids to indoctrinate them to "progressive" thought.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (2Ojst)

93 Rhomboid

There isn't any sound.

And you'll end up wanting to punch out the Russians.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (mcm0N)

94 For example, some people were surprised to find out The Martian was not based on real events. They thought we'd already been to Mars.

I think I lost IQ points just reading that statement.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (kff5f)

95 Simple. The moon landings were faked on Mars.

Posted by: Narry at October 08, 2015 02:58 PM (7wyDO)

96
Is it too much to hope for that somebody, at least one person, in Roseburg redeem 1/1,000,000th of the national dignity and honor by shunning Bambi in some public fashion?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Too bad, though. Any part that leaked through the media would be a momentary, jarring bit of reality to the dumbed-down urban white women out there (and their zillions of cohorts of different hues and genders). I'm sure people I know would immediately start up with the "well, looks like they DESERVED it!" talk WRT Roseburg.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2015 02:58 PM (QDnY+)

97 Hmmm...I'm getting an ad for pocket knives in the sidebar.

And I don't feel the least bit stabby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:58 PM (FsuaD)

98 Montana starts with an M and I've been.there. True story.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (XUKZU)

99 And I don't feel the least bit stabby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:58 PM (FsuaD)

Oh shit, are you OK? Do you need emergency medical assistance?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (2Ojst)

100 My girlfriend watches Homeland, so I've seen some of it. That is completely unlike any of the episodes I've seen so far, which is more like a soap opera in government. Claire Danes is some sort of dysfunctional sociopath who is in love with a Manchurian-candidate-style traitor, and has maneuvered some quiet time with him by putting him on the run.

What season is this from? Did they do a complete reset on the show, too?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (2lndx)

101 Is it too much to hope for that somebody, at least one person, in Roseburg redeem 1/1,000,000th of the national dignity and honor by shunning Bambi in some public fashion?

How would you know about it if they did? You think the pressitutes would report it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (kff5f)

102 Stacy Keach is Spencer Stone

Coming this fall to CBS.


With Special Guest Brian Dennehy as Belgium

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (ZQfW9)

103 Wow. Just watched the video. Has this survived the final cut?

Posted by: Soona at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (Fmupd)

104 Now I'm getting an ad for camo bras and panties.

The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)

105 Mars for the Martians!
Europa for the Europians!

Stop imperial Terra!
Revolution now!!!

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (pKudU)

106 And Ma-a-a-a-atttt was terrific as Watney.

I still posit they could have made the movie by strapping a go-pro to Matt Damon's head and launching the mouthy asshole into space.

I'd even go see that one.

Posted by: GMan at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (sxq57)

107 The problem with controlling the world oil supply is that a lot of it is located where a bunch of A/P/M's live.

You gonna kill em all so you can get the oil?

Posted by: JT2 at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (3hezO)

108 Stupid Yea!

How else do you think I gets elected?

Go Da Gata and Cuuch Irving Myers......

Posted by: Zombie Corrine Brown's Brain at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (D0NZx)

109 105 Mars for the Martians!
Europa for the Europians!

Stop imperial Terra!
Revolution now!!!
Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (pKudU)

Uranus for, uh, uranusians! Yeah!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (2Ojst)

110 Civilization is only one generation away from chaos. Every generation.

Posted by: simplemind at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (xVRrG)

111 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)

Knowing your son could break me in half prevents me from answering that properly.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (kff5f)

112
With Special Guest Brian Dennehy as Belgium

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (ZQfW9)


Wrong. He's getting ready to play Hillary! in the biopic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:01 PM (FsuaD)

113 Never liked Mars.

Who builds an entire planet without a single Fjord?


Ain't the kind of place to raise your kids...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:01 PM (9krrF)

114 You gonna kill em all so you can get the oil?

Posted by: JT2 at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (3hezO)


This is problem?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 08, 2015 03:01 PM (kff5f)

115 104 Now I'm getting an ad for camo bras and panties.
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)


Do go on.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:01 PM (0NdlF)

116
Visit Peruvia where no Islamic terrorist dare set foot!


Posted by: Poncho Guiterrez, Director of Tourism at October 08, 2015 03:01 PM (OiFtZ)

117 Is it too much to hope for that somebody, at least one person, in
Roseburg redeem 1/1,000,000th of the national dignity and honor by
shunning Bambi in some public fashion?


Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests signatures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)

118 Rhomboid

It was in Josh Rogin's Twitter stream.

Direct link to YouTube, yesterday.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (mcm0N)

119 Over/under on LIV's believing The Martian was shot on location?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (FsuaD)

120 Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)

*snort*

That's awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (kff5f)

121 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)

Has D'oh boy been using your computer or your account?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

122 I'm not worried about going to Mars. I'm worried about Mars coming to us.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (XUKZU)

123 Uranus for, uh, uranusians! Yeah!
Posted by: Insomniac


Uranus for, er, ah, those assholes up there!!

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (pKudU)

124 Or do they know so much about you that it's creepy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

125 Mars Rover needs to get some photos of John Carter and Dejah Thoris. How are we going to get a space program going with rock pictures? Action and sex sells!

Posted by: Zombie E R Burroughs at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (uPxUo)

126
We are reviewing the 1040 filings for all citizens in Rosebud, Oregon, and will announce our new and improved audit process in the future.

Posted by: John Koskinen, IRS Commissioner at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (OiFtZ)

127 I think the idea would be to educate and yes, indoctrinate, the next generation in order to Westernize them. Not saying it would necessarily work, but Lenin may have been onto something when he spoke about being given one generation of youth/four years to teach the children.

I understand that but it doesn't really work. To reacculturate a population - which is what we are really supposed to be talking about - takes a hell of a lot more than just trying to indoctrinate the kids. reacculturation requires taking control of all levels of society and forcibly changing everything that needs changing. Elementary school teachers (and, yes, I realize that was just used as a small example .. at least, I hope it was) are the tiniest bit of that ... almost insignificant. Certainly not worth mentioning as some sort of key.

It's been working on our kids to indoctrinate them to "progressive" thought.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 02:57 PM (2Ojst)


I don't know about "working" but I made the point that the teachers here teach total anti-Western bullshit, to begin with, so what would anyone expect us to be pushing for elementary school teachers that were being proposed for them? We would do better to clean up our own crappy elementary school teachers than to worry about sending the same group of anti-Western retards over there, or at least, sending the same anti-Western retarded curricula over there to grow new generations of Western-haters among the APMs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (zc3Db)

128 122 I'm not worried about going to Mars. I'm worried about Mars coming to us.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (XUKZU)

*cues up Slim Whitman*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (2Ojst)

129 121
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)

Has D'oh boy been using your computer or your account?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (Xo1Rt)


Nope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

130 True Fact : Moon Pies are actually mined on Mars.

Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (5jzvv)

131 I'm not worried about going to Mars. I'm worried about Mars coming to us.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (XUKZU)


Meh. Just stock up on Slim Whitman CDs.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (kff5f)

132 49 No, the shipyard is at the L4 point. You never build starships at the bottom of a gravity well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 02:48 PM (YEelc)


Wait, what?

Posted by: J.J. Abrams at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (EHU9F)

133 Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests signatures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)

What is the population of Roseburg?

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (ck8TA)

134 >>>Hmmm...I'm getting an ad for pocket knives in the sidebar.


Really? I'm getting an ad urgently telling me that, "Obama Urges Homeowners to Switch to a 15 Year Fixed!" The ad is decorated with the disembodied head of an old woman swaying left and right.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (ppaKI)

135
I wish I was as smart as Brain Dennehy.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (0cMkb)

136 Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests signatures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)


Roseburg pop.: 21,968 (2013)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)

137 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

So what have *you* been searching?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

138 119 Over/under on LIV's believing The Martian was shot on location?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
___________

That's just silly. If it had really been on Mars, it would have caused the planet to roll over upside down, and then everyone would have fallen off.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (UlJ3l)

139 Now I'm getting an ad for camo bras and panties.

The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh



More importantly, did you click through and order some?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (1xUj/)

140 48 I do however support any effort to abandon Matt Damon on any other rocky planet other than our own.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 02:47 PM (sI4OA)


How about we just fling Mr. Damon out into deep space. It would serve him right to aimlessly float about.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (lT+fL)

141 Shep is a hysterical fag.


Hey if it fits...


He's having fits over this historic turmoil in the Republican party and ZOMG the government might shut down and go into default!!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (4ErVI)

142 136 Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests signatures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)

Roseburg pop.: 21,968 (2013)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)

Holy crap, that's approaching half the entire town population!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (2Ojst)

143 Building bases on the moon and mars means twice as many American jobs as building moon bases alone. My old plan to just build moon bases was admittedly shortsighted.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (+lsX1)

144 The problem with controlling the world oil supply is that a lot of it is located where a bunch of A/P/M's live.

Actually, almost none actually live on the oil fields.

You gonna kill em all so you can get the oil?

Posted by: JT2 at October 08, 2015 03:00 PM (3hezO)


Taking the oil fields wouldn't really call for killing scads of APMs ... but if it was needed, then ... that's what war is.

I proposed the clear solution to this serious problem. I didn't say that it would be clean. No real war is. But taking the oil fields and neutering the APM world would be the cleanest and easiest way to go about things. Anything less would leave us with a serious threat that we would have to address, militarily, over and over and over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (zc3Db)

145 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)

Wait. Nearly half the f*cking town!?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (kff5f)

146 True Fact : Moon Pies are actually mined on Mars.

Posted by: Garrett

Can we sue for false advertising?

Posted by: Bruce at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (8ikIW)

147 Has D'oh boy been using your computer or your account?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 03:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

Nope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)


Just get the freaking hint already!

Camo underwear and knives, chop chop!

Posted by: Illuminati at October 08, 2015 03:07 PM (0NdlF)

148 Simple. The moon landings were faked on Mars.

Whoa.

Posted by: Occam at October 08, 2015 03:07 PM (evdj2)

149 So what have *you* been searching?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)


I was on Sgt. Grit earlier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:07 PM (FsuaD)

150 Elementary school teachers, the most dangerous ground troops for islamic minds.

Posted by: Draki at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (0eidE)

151
I originally came from Mars before I hooked up with Don Sterling.

Posted by: V. Stiviano, Don Sterling's Squeeze at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (OiFtZ)

152 Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests signatures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Roseburg pop.: 21,968 (2013)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster


I'm guessing he carried it by a wider margin than that in '08 and '12. Even without fraud.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (9krrF)

153 Camo underwear and knives, chop chop!


====

Don't forget the ski mask!

Posted by: Bigby's Meathooks at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)

154 You might want to give the camo skivvies some thought. Never know when you might need to blend in to the foliage.

Posted by: simplemind at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (xVRrG)

155 True Fact : Moon Pies are actually mined on Mars.

Posted by: Garrett

Can we sue for false advertising?

Posted by: Bruce


You really don't want to know where the Mars bars come from.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (9krrF)

156 I hope the entire town shows up to Choom Boy's motorcade tomorrow, and moons him. While armed to the teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (FsuaD)

157 The problem with controlling the world oil supply is that a lot of it is located where a bunch of A/P/M's live.

BTW, I didn't say "control the world's oil supply". I only said that the APM world cannot be allowed to maintain control fo the gulf oil fields. This isn't about the world's supply but only that the APM world is detached from the oil fields that provide their power - financial, military, and political .... which is, of course, the first thing one usually thinks about when confronted with such an enemy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (zc3Db)

158 Bombing Islamic cities just ignores the real problems like poverty and makes us ignore how white Western imperialism is really responsible for every modern problem. Plus, it puts a big dent in the availability of clocks across the globe.

Posted by: Low Information President at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (xudgf)

159 156 I hope the entire town shows up to Choom Boy's motorcade tomorrow, and moons him. While armed to the teeth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (FsuaD)

The "black power" raised fist, only with the middle finger extended.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (2Ojst)

160 Now I'm getting an ad for camo bras and panties.

The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Whom are you planning to sneak up on?

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (pKudU)

161 I'm guessing he carried it by a wider margin than that in '08 and '12. Even without fraud.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (9krrF)

*****

I doubt it. All of Oregon is not Portland and the coastal cities.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 08, 2015 03:10 PM (aeRWb)

162 156 I hope the entire town shows up to Choom Boy's motorcade tomorrow, and moons him. While armed to the teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:09 PM (FsuaD)
How about nobody shows up...leave a note..to busy mourning to listen to your bullshit kthnks

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 08, 2015 03:10 PM (ck8TA)

163 "I'm not worried about going to Mars. I'm worried about Mars coming to us."

Deep.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:11 PM (LA7Cm)

164 Speaking of Television Series

I just watched Season one of Breaking Bad. I'd never seen any of it.

A wimpy high school teacher turns away from a position as evil corporate multimillionaire to teach chemistry to disinterested white kids of privilege. Forced, through no fault of his own, into a life of crime where he fumbles his way toward learning the business of distribution of methamphetamines and learns how to deal with murderous criminals. Ignoring the terrible effect meth has on kids and the community because he needs the money. Ya, a liberal's dream.

I also watched season one of Justified which was even worse with it's Hollywood stereotypes of Kentucky red neck meth cookers and their war for control of the drug trade in the county.

So I watched Josie Wales and it doesn't age well when you notice the Hollywood diversity cast of characters.

So I have this idea I'm trying to develop. Start with the opening scene of "How to Murder Your Wife" only instead of an Italian woman who doesn't speak English, make it an ET Alien wookie that you wake up married to.

Why the hell not?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 08, 2015 03:11 PM (7Kxm7)

165 Ted Cruz: Maybe WWIII has already started

PJM

http://tinyurl.com/phg9lqn

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 08, 2015 03:11 PM (zyIlW)

166 "You really don't want to know where the Mars bars come from."


I think I know where this is going.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:12 PM (LA7Cm)

167
I've been to Mars on several occasions, and always seek out the Martian chick who looks somewhat like Kate Upton with her intergalactic tits and cute muff.

Posted by: ET at October 08, 2015 03:12 PM (OiFtZ)

168 Geez.. you guys have all the fun. All I see on the sidebar is an ad for Gap.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 08, 2015 03:13 PM (l/N7H)

169 97% of scientists agree that man is responsible for Martian Warming.

97% of scientists agree that man is responsible for Martian Warming.

97% of scientists agree that man is responsible for Martian Warming.

97% of scientists agree that man is responsible for Martian Warming.

Posted by: Sierra Club Prez at October 08, 2015 03:13 PM (0dcbp)

170 I'm guessing he carried it by a wider margin than that in '08 and '12. Even without fraud.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:08 PM (9krrF)



Roseburg
60% GOP, 37% Dem

62% GOP, 35% Dem in 2012 elections

http://www.homefacts.com/politics/Oregon/Douglas-County/Roseburg.html

I think that's registration, not vote totals, but gives a hint.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:13 PM (0NdlF)

171 Reset. I like it. But please make it the green glass kind. It's prettier.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at October 08, 2015 03:14 PM (JOG+K)

172 >>141 Shep is a hysterical fag



Obama is a historical fag.

Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:14 PM (5jzvv)

173 172 Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:14 PM (5jzvv)

and Hillary! is a historic diver...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 03:15 PM (g8Hfr)

174 "who looks somewhat like Kate Upton with her intergalactic tits "


She the one with three of them puppies?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:15 PM (LA7Cm)

175 Talk of MoonPies is making me hungry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2015 03:15 PM (oDCMR)

176 167
I've been to Mars on several occasions, and always seek out the Martian chick who looks somewhat like Kate Upton with her intergalactic tits and cute muff.


Posted by: ET at October 08, 2015 03:12 PM (OiFtZ)


Hmmm.... any Princesses up there?

Posted by: John Carter at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (qh617)

177 McCarthy fallout:

Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion. "A banana republic," he says.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (XUKZU)

178
She the one with three of them puppies?



Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry! Delicious!

Posted by: ET at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (OiFtZ)

179 141 Shep is a hysterical fag.


Hey if it fits...


He's having fits over this historic turmoil in the Republican party and ZOMG the government might shut down and go into default!!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2015 03:06 PM (4ErVI)

Has Captain Shep put the newsdeck on red alert?

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (ck8TA)

180 I hope the entire town shows up to Choom Boy's motorcade tomorrow, and moons him. While armed to the teeth.

A protest is being planned: http://preview.tinyurl.com/nctrvye (goes to weaselzippers)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (YEelc)

181 >>141 Shep is a hysterical fag


Kanye West is a piscatorial fag.

Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (5jzvv)

182 "For example, some people were surprised to find out The Martian was not based on real events. They thought we'd already been to Mars."



F you you RWNJ!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (fWAjv)

183 So does the camo bra come setup for concealed carry? Great gift for the girlfriend who thinks she has everything.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at October 08, 2015 03:17 PM (uPxUo)

184 Shep is a Modern Man who left his Midol at home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:17 PM (FsuaD)

185 Isn't the incentive for Homeland the chance to see Inara from Firefly naked?

Posted by: buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:17 PM (z/Ubi)

186 Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion.

Is that sarc?


Please, let that be sarc...

Posted by: Mortimer at October 08, 2015 03:17 PM (0dcbp)

187 >>Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to
handle the unrest and confusion. "A banana republic," he says.


Peter King the one who goes cukoo-cocoa puffs over the latest thing Ted Cruz says or does - that guy?

He's as excitable as Shep, and he haaaaates Tea Party, non-GOPe colleagues more than Dems.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

188
Hmmm.... any Princesses up there?


Posted by: John Carte

Yes.....Princess Kara Del Toro look-a-like who models for Carl's Jr.

Posted by: ET at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (OiFtZ)

189 Oh the update on the Stone stabbing is that they're looking for two asian men... I bet their muslims now and not Japanese.

Posted by: Draki at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (0eidE)

190 181 >>141 Shep is a hysterical fag


Kanye West is a piscatorial fag.
Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (5jzvv)



I wrote that joke!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (z/Ubi)

191 I hate to go off topic from my fight against the Man but remember the AP story about dirty bomb material? ISIS has taken over a huge area and I can't believe that they don't have at least plenty of medical radioactive material for a dirty bomb. I mean they've looted every bank, hospital, pharmacy, poppy field, etc they can.
Where's the radioactive beef?

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (pKudU)

192 I hope the entire town shows up to Choom Boy's motorcade tomorrow, and moons him. While armed to the teeth.

Why not welcome him and implement gun control? You know, no guns for the Secret Service, only for criminals and wackjobs.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (3U4+k)

193 If I was to believe all the news reports, late night comedian jokes and celebrity news, Mars is like Disney's Matterhorn . I picture Matt Damon riding on a log down a Mars mountain waving his hands in the air.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (GTeFT)

194 "Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion."

There's no crying in politics!

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (7Kxm7)

195 Huh. I stand corrected vis-a-vis Roseburg's voting patterns.

Makes me think there's something to doing away with apportioning Electoral College votes in an all-or-nothing fashion...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (9krrF)

196 What a difference a day makes. Yesterday I was ready to spit nails over a crappy job offer. Today I have a tentative offer from a different company; instead of taking a $15k pay cut, I'm positioned to get a $10k+ pay raise.



Anyone know how the CSRA is this time of year?

Posted by: Country Singer at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (nL0sw)

197 Stupid sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (fWAjv)

198 177 Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:16 PM (XUKZU)

The "fuck you base" GOP is finally figuring out there are more Conservatives than King type RINOs and if he is crying we are smiling.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (g8Hfr)

199 I had to have an emergency root canal yesterday. I blame these people.

Posted by: Chico Escuela at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (a7Dd7)

200 Interesting point re the Mid East...

Do we even have a Strategy???

We have a bunch of tactical decisions... but they make no sense..

Unless our strategy is to replace the Mid East center of Power with Iran, vice the House of Saud...

Which... seeing as how Iran daily chants Death to America... seems really dumb...

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (qh617)

201 "Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom"


Crying. Over McCarthy.

Useless. The whole lot of them. They've all become cycle-sisters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)

202 Boehner is a histrionic fag.

Posted by: Low Information President at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (xudgf)

203 Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion. "A banana republic," he says.

If this is true, every single one of them should resign. Those who don't resign should be kicked out.

Seriously, if I had money, time, and backing, I'd run against Rep. Barton specifically on "He supported John Boehner for speaker."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (kff5f)

204 Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:04 PM (5jzvv)

Don't be silly. Moon pies are mined on the Moon.

Mars Bars are mined on Mars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 08, 2015 03:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

205 Why not welcome him and implement gun control? You know, no guns for the Secret Service, only for criminals and wackjobs.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (3U4+k)



With a little planning a judge and jury should be pretty easy to muster.

And what the heck there's a jail right here in town!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (4ErVI)

206 I hate to go off topic from my fight against the Man but remember the AP story about dirty bomb material? ISIS has taken over a huge area and I can't believe that they don't have at least plenty of medical radioactive material for a dirty bomb. I mean they've looted every bank, hospital, pharmacy, poppy field, etc they can.
Where's the radioactive beef?

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh


If it turns out they'd put a dirty bomb on that cargo ship Hurricane Joacquim sank, I'm going to laugh my ass off. Tempered by the loss of the crew naturally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (9krrF)

207 So we shouldn't be sending all our women to Mars?

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (wAQA5)

208 Congrats Country Singer!

Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (cbfNE)

209 Are there whalers on Mars too?

Posted by: buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)

210 Get your ass to Mars

Posted by: Sphynx at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (OZmbA)

211 So we shouldn't be sending all our women to Mars?
Posted by: wth
---
I don't want to go to mars. Just send the ciswomen.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (E5UB0)

212 By the way guys.

We currently have the option to parking lot them;

thanks to president shit head, they will soon have that option too.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (Ojdnl)

213 Don't be silly. Moon pies are mined on the Moon.

Mars Bars are mined on Mars.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That


The old Saturn cars were not, however, built at Saturn. They'd outsourced to Pluto long before.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (9krrF)

214 207 So we shouldn't be sending all our women to Mars?

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2015 03:20 PM (wAQA5)

Women are from Venus...this is getting complicated

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (ck8TA)

215 Isn't the incentive for Homeland the chance to see Inara from Firefly naked?
Posted by: buzzion


That was how the series was originally pitched but it's morphed into something else now.

Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (pKudU)

216 Ted Cruz: Maybe WWIII has already started

If so, WWIII is going to be a lot more ... personal than the previous one. Communities invaded by "refugees", aided by the so-called governments of their nations.

A lot less soldier vs. soldier, and more guerilla vs. guerilla.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (0NdlF)

217 Bruno Mars is a direct descendant of the Sultan of Mars. True story.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

218 OT: Over at Hot Air they have an article stating that a data company had been saving Hillary! e-mail to a cloud system. Like I have been told never to do with sensitive data. And the FBI has gotten the data.

Ooops.

Hillary Clinton is evil, but not an evil genius.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

219 see Inara from Firefly naked?

Wait, what? Where can I see this?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (kff5f)

220 215 Isn't the incentive for Homeland the chance to see Inara from Firefly naked?
Posted by: buzzion

That was how the series was originally pitched but it's morphed into something else now.
Posted by: Daybrother believes SMOD is nigh at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (pKudU)



A shame when a series loses focus.

Posted by: buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (z/Ubi)

221 "ZOMG the government might shut down and go into default!!!!"

Good. I took the kids to Mammoth Park a few days ago so I have no use for National Parks at this time.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (bYGAR)

222 194 "Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion."

There's no crying in politics!

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (7Kxm7)


Not my gentle McCarthy. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole House. So whom do I send?

Posted by: Boehner of Longshanks at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv)

223 "Moon, Mars. Both start with M's, both have four letters. Close enough"

It must have something to do with the letter 'M'. I actually know a few adults who truly believe that the AnimalPlanet mermaid mock-u-mentary was legit.

And btw, Ace, awesome clip you shared here. Thanks!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (oQQwD)

224 O/T - Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme, dead at 75.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (9krrF)

225 >>So we shouldn't be sending all our women to Mars?



Mars Needs Moms!!

Posted by: Berk Breathed at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (NOIQH)

226 Yes, congrats, CS.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)

227 They're trying to dig up dirt with that morals issue letter but the guy's on right now talking and I think it's a big nothingburger. The guy's been around since Gingrich and Livingstone feel on their swords and I think he just wants someone who ends up being a late night punchline.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (4ErVI)

228 The Modern Man finds the aggressive hate-speech in that video terrifying and disempowering, and runs to his room for a good cry. He also has no idea what the mean hate-speaking man is talking about, anyway.

Posted by: Stu-22 (a non-Modern Man) at October 08, 2015 03:24 PM (vd4oB)

229 That was a good scene. However, it was hard to get beyond Carrie's screeching and grimacing and the fact that she quit the CIA.

Also, why Iraq? I think of those iraqi doctor/bloggers and wonder what happen to them. Remember them? They even came here.

I'm surprised that no group has now targeted Homeland. Probably because they writers will now show that the real evil are us or something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:24 PM (iQIUe)

230 216 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (0NdlF)

Until we eliminate the opfor's presence....

then it gets a little more linear...the other thing Preznit' Sven would be engaged in would be punitive economic raiding...

Durka Durka has a very vulnerable infrastructure.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 08, 2015 03:24 PM (g8Hfr)

231 I took the kids to Mammoth Park a few days ago so I have no use for National Parks at this time.
Posted by: Lauren


Was it BIG?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 08, 2015 03:24 PM (9Fc79)

232 Wait, what? Where can I see this?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (kff5f)


Image search my friend. There's a ton.

And damn nice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 08, 2015 03:25 PM (fWAjv)

233 Isn't the incentive for Homeland the chance to see Inara from Firefly naked?
Posted by: buzzion

You came back from the dead with very important information.

Posted by: Draki at October 08, 2015 03:25 PM (0eidE)

234 "3 Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion. "A banana republic," he says. "

Oh, FFS. Man up. You are not girls getting your first period while on a date with the hottest guy in 7th grade. Aside from the sudden death of a family member, there is no reason for multiple men to be sobbing in the bathroom.

MAN UP YOU ASSHOLES.



Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:25 PM (bYGAR)

235 Mars Needs Moms!!



Posted by: Berk Breathed at October 08, 2015 03:23 PM (NOIQH)


Mars needs SJW's!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

236
These reports of crying from House members.

WTF?

Yes, the Beltway has been dominated by miniature people - intellectually, morally, in terms of integrity - for some time.

But weeping over f***ing internal power struggles? A new low.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (QDnY+)

237 Ya, a liberal's dream.

Stay with it. Breaking Bad gets better the further you go, except maybe season 4 which wanders aimlessly like a meth head in the desert.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (evdj2)

238 Love ya Ace, but I sure hope you're preaching to the choir.

We can't even find a leader for the party we don't have, to lead the house, that doesn't work, for a country, that doesn't listen or care, about a war they want no part of, that will entirely ruin the future of not only our country, but in reality the entire planet.

Sign me up for the new party that gives a shit, but I don't have too many left.

And it's OK to have serious skeletons in your closet to be in congress, just not if you are the "leader"?

Posted by: GBruno at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (u49WF)

239 >>194 "Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion."



I am reading this as 'Hey Guys! John Boehner is blowing Reps in the cloak room like it's prom Night and his Dad is watching!'.

Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (5jzvv)

240 I'm getting ads for-

Nuclear Disarmament for Dummies.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (mcm0N)

241 Anyone know how the CSRA is this time of year?

Posted by: Country Singer at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (nL0sw)


Congratulations!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 08, 2015 03:26 PM (OiH3z)

242 Headline states 'Water Confirmed on Pluto'. Did they miss the fact that Pluto is no longer a planet and has been downgraded to a big rock floating in space formerly known as Pluto? Jeebus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2015 03:27 PM (oDCMR)

243 Makes me think there's something to doing away with apportioning Electoral College votes in an all-or-nothing fashion...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:18 PM (9krrF)



Why do you think Dems are importing illegals? To buy votes.

Stop importation of illegals. Kill legislation written by judges. (Making state senators elected by populations instead of regions shifted the balance of power between rural and urban)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:27 PM (0NdlF)

244 Anyone else remotely concerned that some piece of space debris titled 86666 is headed in Earths direction this weekend?

Who am I kidding, you're probably painting bullseyes im your driveway in between commenting.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 03:27 PM (sI4OA)

245 I thought the Terminator already saved Mars.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2015 03:27 PM (wAQA5)

246 201 "Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom"

Peter King gives Long Island conservatives a bad name. And apparently they like it.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 08, 2015 03:28 PM (GTeFT)

247 Let's face it: Obama has fucked over the entire world. ISIS has taken over. All Putin has done is had over those countries to Iran. Even Chinese ships are being used. So, we have Russia - Iran- China to deal with. We also have a bunch of commie countries in SA which will act as bases for Putin. We are so effed!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:28 PM (iQIUe)

248 "Was it BIG?"

Sadly underwhelming. There were only 6 mammoths on site. The rest are in storage at the museum at Baylor. I mean, it was a cool idea. They built a bridge over the dig site and put a building around it. My 10 year old nerded out and asked a million and one questions and had a great time, but it would have been much cooler if they had all the mammoths there. There was, however, a camel hanging out with the mammoth fossils. That was pretty unexpected.

It's a guided tour though and it takes about 30 minutes, so it's good for a quick pit stop on the way between Dallas and Austin.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:28 PM (bYGAR)

249 "Stay with it. Breaking Bad gets better the further you go, except maybe season 4 which wanders aimlessly like a meth head in the desert."


100%. Some of the best television I've ever watched.

"Better Call Saul" started slow but really started to get good too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:29 PM (LA7Cm)

250
I was on Sgt. Grit earlier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2015 03:07 PM (FsuaD)
----
Hope you used lube!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 08, 2015 03:29 PM (jR7Wy)

251 Nice little video. The fact that he had two options reminded me of Wretchard's Three Conjectures -- http://belmontclub.blogspot.com/2003/09/three-conjectures-pew-poll-finds-40-of.html

Posted by: cthulhu at October 08, 2015 03:29 PM (EzgxV)

252 217 Bruno Mars is a direct descendant of the Sultan of Mars. True story.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2015 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

--------------

That makes the Martians considerably less threatening, and rather pouf-y.

Posted by: Stu-22 (a non-Modern Man) at October 08, 2015 03:29 PM (vd4oB)

253 244- The neighbors driveway anyway

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2015 03:29 PM (gY61M)

254 >>>They thought we'd already been to Mars.

If you think you've been to mars, then you *have* been to mars.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 08, 2015 03:30 PM (E5UB0)

255 _For example, some people were surprised to find out The Martian was not based on real events. They thought we'd already been to Mars._

A few years ago I was getting ready to board a flight.

Me: Hello
TSA Agent, eying my shirt: What's that on your shirt?
Me, eying TSA agent's firearm: It's a logo of the space shuttle Endeavor - a friend of mine flew on it.
TSA agent: Oh yeah, that's the one that went to the moon.
Me: Dang - I'm always the last to know these things.
TSA Agent: What?

Posted by: thrill at October 08, 2015 03:31 PM (cDdZo)

256
Rep Peter King always takes any opportunity to castigate any member who isn't aligned with the puffy-faced follow-the-leader voting block of liberal republicans who are elected with republican rhetoric but vote with and espouse the values of the democrats. King needs a good butt thumping!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2015 03:31 PM (OiFtZ)

257
Just read the rest of that reported comment from King (D-IRA).

So a tiny glimmer of seriousness in a political party's leadership selection - just a glimmer - make us a "banana republic"? WTF? No shocker to learn that King doesn't even understand the meaning of the term, I guess.

No, you pathetic, unstable, clueless buffoon - a "banana republic" is where rule of law is unravelling, from above and below. Where the worst elements of society seek short-term material gain, or to destroy the objects of their hate and bigotry, without regard to any decency or social norms - and without any shaming or push-back from their nominal "opposition". Sound familiar, dumbshit?

Dumping a stupid, dysfunctional "leader" and then passing on replacing him with his equally empty deputy - THAT is "banana republic"?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2015 03:31 PM (QDnY+)

258 247- just the way Bozo wants it

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2015 03:31 PM (gY61M)

259
What's the US's concern? What punishment to mete out for those who use male female pronouns, forcing schools to allow men to use girl restrooms, removing crosses, etc.

8 short years and this country is unrecognizable.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:32 PM (iQIUe)

260 Let's face it: Obama has fucked over the entire world. ISIS has taken over. All Putin has done is had over those countries to Iran. Even Chinese ships are being used. So, we have Russia - Iran- China to deal with. We also have a bunch of commie countries in SA which will act as bases for Putin. We are so effed!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:28 PM (iQIUe)

But, WWIII is going to be just so fabulous!

--- Obama's Jazz Hands

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:32 PM (kXoT0)

261 Rep. Peter King tells me that members are crying in cloakroom, unable to handle the unrest and confusion.

Real Republicans cry tears of sadness when important donor money is thrown into uncertainty. You tru-cons will never understand this.

Real Republicans also tan themselves with actual UV or a pleasant burnt-orange dye. It makes a man look tough and rugged, and does not run down your face like magma-mascara when you cry.

Answer me this: what are you gonna do when all the Republicans are gone and you have NO ONE left to pick on, you sister-humpin inbred ingrates?

Answer me that, retards.

DIAF

Vote GOP


Posted by: trumpetdiddly at October 08, 2015 03:32 PM (0dcbp)

262 It's a guided tour though and it takes about 30 minutes, so it's good for a quick pit stop on the way between Dallas and Austin.
Posted by: Lauren


Google says Mammoth Park is in Pennsylvania.
I guess that's a different one. My first thought was of Mammoth Cave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 08, 2015 03:33 PM (9Fc79)

263 Given the ball-less wonder who currently occupies the oval between golf games and his tendency to torch anyone who threatens his world view, this guy would be stationed in Alaska, until infinity....

Posted by: macleod at October 08, 2015 03:34 PM (Qf5bp)

264 " I do however support any effort to abandon Matt Damon on any other rocky planet other than our own."


I second the notion.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 02:55 PM (LA7Cm)


Isn't "rocky planet" kind of limiting? It'd be cool to see him plop into the atmosphere of Jupiter like a junior comet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 03:34 PM (0yhH4)

265 'Hey Guys! John Boehner is blowing Reps in the cloak room like it's prom Night and his Dad is watching!'.


<sniff>

I weft the House too soon.

<wipes away a single tear>

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 08, 2015 03:34 PM (FwRqg)

266 Grump928(c) at October 08, 2015 03:26

Thanks for that.
Hollywood does a good job of drawing you in. You get attached to the character and want to know that it works out. Everybody wants a happy ending. Think about that, Hollywood is making a meth cooker a sympathetic figure.

I blew my budget on a Battlestar Galactica deal and I've seen most of them, if not all, and was disappointed. So I really can't be buying more DVDs for months. I might go with Breaking Bad, but Justified is off my list.

Posted by: Jimmy Dugan at October 08, 2015 03:35 PM (7Kxm7)

267 Just one more way to highlight that all of the SJW'ing is just a beard for cowardice.

Oh it's sand-poundingly stupid, too, don't get me wrong. It's real purpose, though, is that through engaging in a series of nothing-problems against twitter-enemies, it provides the self-delusion needed to ignore the real, necessary, dangerous fight against barbarians who want to kill us.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at October 08, 2015 03:35 PM (Hj9yW)

268 We have given Iran the means to start WW3. And poor Israel gets shit on every effing day.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)

269 Interesting point re the Mid East...

Do we even have a Strategy???

-
See no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:35 PM (XUKZU)

270
63
sure sure, we can parking lot the middle east. But first can we bring over a few hundred million "migrants" first?



xxoo



Hillary

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 08, 2015 02:50 PM (Ojdnl)



They're called "enrichers" now!

The more you import, the richer you are!

Just like the minimum wage -- the more you raise it, the richer everyone is!

And the "welfare multiplier" -- every dollar in welfare money the government doles out, you get $2 back in economic growth!

Yes, fucking Democrats actually fucking believe this!

Why am I shouting!?

Posted by: Phinn at October 08, 2015 03:35 PM (DLUnW)

271
Let's face it: Obama has fucked over the entire world.
.......................

Let's send him to Mars, it's already pretty fucked up.

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)

272 Google says Mammoth Park is in Pennsylvania.

It also says if you say "Pennsylvania" three times while looking into a mirror, CAC appears behind you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM (9krrF)

273

right now the "moderates" are Al Qaeda

Al Qaeda vs ISIS

either make it a parking lot or do not go there

Posted by: ThunderB at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM (zOTsN)

274 DUDE!! It's BUSHCHENEYHITLER's fault we aren't on the Mars yet!!!11!! They also sent their Mossad team to mess with the servers of Queen Shrillary! of Chappaqua, too.......the bastiges!

Posted by: LIV DemoKKKrap at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM (5QLCg)

275 There were only 6 mammoths on site.

-
Are we still talking bout Martian boobs?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:37 PM (XUKZU)

276 Nice to hear that the movie, The Martian, is worthwhile. For me, the book was unreadable, IMHO, page after page of how he was going to get enough calories to survive complete with poop and equations. I love survivalist and apocalyptic worse case scenarios and ingenious see the "clever monkey think and tinker" solutions, but, this was boring. I stopped around page 90.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (kXoT0)

277 142
136 Someone in that town circulated a petition asking President McCheese
not to come. At last count it had gathered 9,500 audit requests
signatures.



Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 08, 2015 03:02 PM (YEelc)



Roseburg pop.: 21,968 (2013)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)


If he ignores them and comes for his photo-op anyway, I hope they all protest Westboro Church style with huge "Keep Your Hands Off Our Guns, Faggot" signs and bullhorn chants. I hope the cops join the conga line, too.

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (fMQoG)

278 And look at what is happening in Manchester. Loogies everywhere and the police just watch it. The press only bothered to report when the also got spit on and egged.

Someone said Corbyn disavows this behavior but the spitters worship Corbyn.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (iQIUe)

279 Homeland is a interesting show for cable, aside from good production value, it fairly presents moral dilemmas in the war on terror, and the main (and sympathetic) characters are pretty hardcore love-America, hate-terrorists folks.

Posted by: Doug at October 08, 2015 03:39 PM (yNjgJ)

280 >>Think about that, Hollywood is making a meth cooker a sympathetic figure.


Yeah, they prefer to make all sorts of unsavory characters sympathetic nowadays.

However, this meth cooker is not so sympathetic as you see him destroy himself and everyone around him.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

281 PANIC TIME!!!! Drudge headline: Boehner hints a sticking around

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (XUKZU)

282 Mandatory Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUxK_0WLbg

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (DL2i+)

283 Obama isn't a real muslim. He only plays one in real life.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (BZAd3)

284 It also says if you say "Pennsylvania" three times while looking into a mirror, CAC appears behind you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM (9krrF)



Now that's funny, that is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

285 Drudge headline: Boehner hints a sticking around

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (XUKZU)


Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)

286 85 I quit watching Homeland after season 3. I just couldn't take Carrie's hysterics anymore.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 08, 2015 02:55 PM (l/N7H)

Agreed. Yet it's worth restarting. It looks like they are moving away from the crazy-drama-Carrie. Not even a *mention* of her mental issues in the season premiere. Promising.

Posted by: Doug at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (yNjgJ)

287 Both start with M's, both have four letters

Green cheese, Green men - let's not quibble.

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (DL2i+)

288 The worst thing about dumb people is that they're so stupid.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 08, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

289 For those of you without cable Homeland is easy to watch online.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:42 PM (iQIUe)

290 If he ignores them and comes for his photo-op anyway, I hope they all protest Westboro Church style

God Hates Obama

Posted by: Westboro head soaker at October 08, 2015 03:42 PM (9Fc79)

291 Even if Boehner returns, isnt he a lame duck of sorts?

there is no incentive not to buck his "leadership" at every opportunity

Posted by: ThunderB at October 08, 2015 03:42 PM (zOTsN)

292 "Google says Mammoth Park is in Pennsylvania.
I guess that's a different one. My first thought was of Mammoth Cave."

Hmm it probably has some other official name. It's the newest national park, apparently. Ok looked it up. Officially it's Waco Mammoth National Monument

So I guess newest national monument? I don't know. All Ik now is they were super excited that they were now OMG part of the National Park Service.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:43 PM (bYGAR)

293 I really hope this 'crying in the cloakroom' stuff is nonsense, because grown up.

"The series stars Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison, a Central Intelligence Agency officer with bipolar disorder"

I never saw this description of the show before. That's weird.

Posted by: Lea at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (KnCKg)

294
PANIC TIME!!!! Drudge headline: Boehner hints a sticking around
........................

Hey, wait a minute. No backsies!

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (wAQA5)

295 We've never been to Mars?

Are the various Mars rovers smarter than Matt Damon? Better actors?

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (DL2i+)

296 It also says if you say "Pennsylvania" three times while looking into a mirror, CAC appears behind you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:36 PM

Now that's funny, that is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM


I thought it was hysterical when Bobby Jindal played along with the "Pennsylvania" gag on the podcast

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (ZQfW9)

297 Can we tab Mattis for Speaker?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (Nj2wY)

298 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (kXoT0)

He must have been an engineer.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (GTeFT)

299 Yeah, they prefer to make all sorts of unsavory characters sympathetic nowadays.

However, this meth cooker is not so sympathetic as you see him destroy himself and everyone around him.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

True, but, the writing was so good that it made me be on Team Walter and absolutely loathe Skyler. I loved Walter's brainpower being a huge part of the plot.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (kXoT0)

300 Think about that, Hollywood is making a meth cooker a sympathetic figure.



Walter White FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (vc6c9)

301 Think about that, Hollywood is making a meth cooker a sympathetic figure.

But *are* they? Watch season 5 when his character becomes crystal clear.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (evdj2)

302

my goodness Shep has lost his shit today

end of the world "oh my God nothing will get done!"

"Govt grinding to a halt!"


full panic

what an ass

Posted by: ThunderB at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

303 Say my name!

Posted by: Walter White at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (evdj2)

304 The old Saturn cars were not, however, built at Saturn. They'd outsourced to Pluto long before.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 08, 2015 03:21 PM (9krrF)


But you still needed to consult an astrologer when they needed a ring job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (0yhH4)

305 I keep getting an intermittent "internet connection was reset" on the laptop.
It happens on either of two browsers, and both on wired LAN and on wifi
I'm gonna try turning the router off and on. If that doesn't work I'm outta ideas.

Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (cbfNE)

306 "oh my God nothing will get done!"

"Govt grinding to a halt!"


That's precisely the point!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (kff5f)

307 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (kXoT0)

He must have been an engineer.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 08, 2015 03:44 PM (GTeFT)

Yes. It wasn't just hard Science Fiction, it was Chromium Steel SciFi.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

308
Miss Smith needs an anal injection to calm her down!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (OiFtZ)

309 Let's face it: Obama has fucked over the entire world.

Change doesn't get any more fundamental than that.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 08, 2015 03:46 PM (BZAd3)

310 Everbody hates Skyler. Her sister is ok.

Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 03:46 PM (cbfNE)

311 Obama wanted the Muslim Brotherhood running Egypt and Libya, and Islamists taking over Syria and ISIS rolling over Iraq in the vacuum he so lovingly provided.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 08, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

312 "oh my God nothing will get done!"

"Govt grinding to a halt!"


If only it were true.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 08, 2015 03:47 PM (9Fc79)

313 I just got a survey from the GOP.

Oh, they better believe I'll respond.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (bYGAR)

314 Everbody hates Skyler. Her sister is ok.

The under the dome brother in law was an ass.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (evdj2)

315 One of the questions:

"Should the Republican Party continue to embrace social issues or are these too divisive when it comes to winning elections?"

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (bYGAR)

316 303 Say my name!
Posted by: Walter White at October 08, 2015 03:45 PM (evdj2)

--

Sunshine in the rain

Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (cbfNE)

317 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (iQIUe)
---
Did you see that huge street fight that broke out in the vibrant community of Walthamstow? Why would anyone want to be a cop these days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (jR7Wy)

318 I just got a survey from the GOP.

Oh, they better believe I'll respond.
Posted by: Lauren


Does it require a stamp?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 08, 2015 03:49 PM (9Fc79)

319 It's a guided tour though and it takes about 30 minutes, so it's good for a quick pit stop on the way between Dallas and Austin.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:28 PM (bYGAR)


So less than expected, but not a mammoth disappointment?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2015 03:49 PM (0yhH4)

320
While Walter White was seen sympathetically by the lunatic fringe, he really was an asshole and a murderer. People who were kind to him he destroyed and this was even in the very beginning. Remember the poor janitor?

Worse, he corrupted those around him to also become evil.

Oddly, the other day, I could see whey someone would break bad. You can only take so much shit in this world. However, you cant break bad without hurting a lot of innocent people. Even the libertarian chemist guy. What he did caused people's death an no amount of Reason bullshite can excuse it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:49 PM (iQIUe)

321 Everbody hates Skyler. Her sister is ok.
Posted by: @votermom at October 08, 2015 03:46 PM (cbfNE)

Now see, I hated Marie even more. Whiny self righteous kleptomaniac. Maybe it's because I had a now deceased relative by marriage who was just like her including the kleptomania.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:49 PM (kXoT0)

322 176 Homeland was interesting tonight, in the context that one of the characters succinctly stated the fact that the U.S. has no strategy in Syria.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2015 12:11 AM (9mTYi)

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at October 08, 2015 03:50 PM (9mTYi)

323 Now that's funny, that is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 08, 2015 03:41 PM (mf5HN)


Yeah, its funny. Right up until you do it and find that you have a CAC lounging around your house*, eating all of your good snacks, and bitching about the fact you only have basic cable.


*Thank God he/she/it is wearing underwear. At least I think it is underwear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2015 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

324 I'm on a role and ace noods me.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:50 PM (iQIUe)

325
281 PANIC TIME!!!! Drudge headline: Boehner hints a sticking around
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (XUKZU)


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As soon as they announced that they were postponing the speaker election, I commented my very same thoughts.

We're going to be stuck with Boehner.

Posted by: Soona at October 08, 2015 03:51 PM (Fmupd)

326 eating all of your good snacks, and bitching about the fact you only have basic cable.

You have good snacks? When can I come over?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:51 PM (kff5f)

327 >>"The series stars Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison, a Central Intelligence Agency officer with bipolar disorder"



Yeah, it was clear from interviews with the show's creators they thought this was a cool way to give a crazy-smart CIA analyst character some interesting flaws, but....I found it made the show unwatchable. I' occasional watch, but it gets annoying fast, because seriously, why would you have someone that freakin' unstable in charge of anything, let alone a foreign office in the ME with the power to supervise drone strikes, etc?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 03:51 PM (NOIQH)

328 I saw 'Crying in the Cloakroom' open for Clapton at the Spectrum. When he got to 'Tears in Heaven' there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

Posted by: se pa moron at October 08, 2015 03:51 PM (sI4OA)

329 "Does it require a stamp? "

Nah. Online.

And puns are always appreciated.

Posted by: Lauren at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (bYGAR)

330
I just got a survey from the GOP.
....................

1. who sucks balls worse, (R) or (D)?
2. please send money.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (wAQA5)

331 >>Burn. It. Down.


And salt the earth where it stood with John Boehner's tears.

Posted by: Garrett at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (5jzvv)

332 #320. I had no love for Walter's evil deeds. It was just an incredible story about a really brainy guy who finally snaps and goes evil after a lifetime of being Mr. Good Guy.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (kXoT0)

333 I would like to nominate Shemp as our first martian correspondent. He is an insufferable little bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

334 For me, the book was unreadable, IMHO, page after page of how he was going to get enough calories to survive complete with poop and equations. I love survivalist and apocalyptic worse case scenarios and ingenious see the "clever monkey think and tinker" solutions, but, this was boring. I stopped around page 90.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:38 PM (kXoT0)



SciFi written for men, versus Romance in Spaaaaaaaace. More problems and analysis, less relational "Does s/he like me?"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (0NdlF)

335 Well I've never been to Mars
but I kind of like the music.

- Three Dog Night

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (XUKZU)

336 Claire Danes was on Howard Stern this week. Love him or hate him, he does do a great interview.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 08, 2015 03:53 PM (GTeFT)

337 "The under the dome brother in law was an ass."


ASAC Shroeder

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 08, 2015 03:54 PM (LA7Cm)

338 You have good snacks? When can I come over?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 08, 2015 03:51 PM (kff5f)


I *had* good snacks. Right now CAC is belching them into the ozone layer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2015 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

339
280 >>Think about that, Hollywood is making a meth cooker a sympathetic figure.


Yeah, they prefer to make all sorts of unsavory characters sympathetic nowadays.

However, this meth cooker is not so sympathetic as you see him destroy himself and everyone around him.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 03:40 PM (NOIQH)



The thing is that he is somewhat sympathetic. But I remember here someone once saying that the shows creator had as one of his goals to be that the viewers would all give up on Walter eventually. So with that in mind it becomes a question of when did you see him as the bad guy.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

340 What the killer is about any of this, is that in the midst of the leading edge of the shit storm that we are in now, and the really brutal mass of the storm that is on the horizon, is that Obama still has so many acolytes who are willing to bet all of our lives on their insane continued belief that he is 'the answer'. To what, nobody knows.

This beyond unbelievable. This is like the Hale-Bopp Heaven's Gate insanity on an - at least - national scale.

Posted by: Mr. Macca Bean at October 08, 2015 03:55 PM (BZAd3)

341 332 #320. I had no love for Walter's evil deeds. It was just an incredible story about a really brainy guy who finally snaps and goes evil after a lifetime of being Mr. Good Guy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:52 PM (kXoT0)

One of the big underlying questions that was left for the viewer to address was whether this was always underneath the surface and just let out, or if it was a product of the path he chose when he started making meth.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 03:56 PM (2Ojst)

342 336 When he asked her to show him her tits,did she?

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2015 03:56 PM (8HTq1)

343 -
Did you see that huge street fight that broke out in the vibrant community of Walthamstow? Why would anyone want to be a cop these days?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (jR7Wy)

==================

No, I didnt. Ill look it up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:57 PM (iQIUe)

344
Hey, dont knock Marie. She was a loyal wife. When the going got tough, she got going.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 03:58 PM (iQIUe)

345
As far as Justified goes. Just gotta say I loved it.
Yes there are some characters that are pretty stereotypical. But its also the only show that I've seen that portrays some Kentucky "hillbillies" as smart as can be. Clever, funny, resourceful people from Kentucky with limited means but not limited minds. However there are a bunch of dummie too. Some of the dummies are Yankees also.

Posted by: simplemind at October 08, 2015 03:58 PM (xVRrG)

346 So with that in mind it becomes a question of when did you see him as the bad guy.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

From the gitgo, it was clear that he was going down an evil path, but, dayum it, the writers just made his life such an absolute disaster that you could sympathize with him breaking bad.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 03:58 PM (kXoT0)

347 So with that in mind it becomes a question of when did you see him as the bad guy.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 08, 2015 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

What cemented him as a "bad guy" for me was when he sent Jesse to kill Gale.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2015 04:00 PM (2Ojst)

348 New thread

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at October 08, 2015 04:01 PM (kXoT0)

349 >>As far as Justified goes. Just gotta say I loved it.


Me, too. Enjoyed how they would have outsiders show up thinking they could run the place and then...get pwned by Boyd, Margo, etc.

Raylan was certainly a hero with flaws.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2015 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

350 Schroeder went down fighting like a man.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 04:01 PM (iQIUe)

351 Speaking of interesting interviews, Beck had a relative of Oskar Schindler on. She made the point that while Schindler is credited with saving Jews, in the end, it was the Jews that saved Schindler. He was not popular in Germany after the war. Some didn't like him because he was a Nazi and some didn't like him because he wasn't enough of a Nazi but Israel always held him in high regard. She made the point that the world betrays Israel at its own peril.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 08, 2015 04:02 PM (XUKZU)

352 Did you see that huge street fight that broke out in the vibrant community of Walthamstow? Why would anyone want to be a cop these days?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 08, 2015 03:48 PM (jR7Wy)
=========
Cant get video but there are photos of the hair extensions littering the street. LOL

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-34462223

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 04:05 PM (iQIUe)

353 Don't be stupid, people. If we ever manage to get Matt! Damon! to Mars, we're leaving him there for good.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 08, 2015 04:19 PM (X19UI)

354 I'm pretty sure I was fist pumping the air as this was going on premier night. YESSSSS. ALL OF THIS. It was...clarity.

Posted by: Bee at October 08, 2015 04:32 PM (w2wkZ)

355
I misheard. I thought Quinn said turn Iraq into glass when he said Raqqa, which is in Syria.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 08, 2015 05:12 PM (iQIUe)

356 M-O-O-N, that spells "fucking seriously?"

Posted by: Karusky at October 08, 2015 06:26 PM (TILkY)

357 Don't know if the US astronauts went to the moon or not. Do know that Jack Anderson, you can google him, showed that the pictures and vidios were faked in a program on TV. Also know that you can find no record of that TV program which I viewed some 30 or so years ago. So either we live in a mutiverse and I've changed timelines or it would be inconvenient for that program to be aired again.

Posted by: truth at October 08, 2015 07:04 PM (PGh+Q)

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