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Hillary Comes Out Against TPP, Pleasing Her Left Flank

If you can believe this, every time Hillary faces an issue, she turns left, even when that means repudiating long-held positions.

Like her long-held position against gay marriage. Or, like reversing her one-time claim that she was "adamantly against illegal immigration, now promising to go even further than Obama did in using executive actions to deliver amnesty to illegals.

In the case of the Trans Pacific Partnership trade bill, Hillary Clinton personally pushed it forty five times (!!!). Jake Tapper noted each of those 45 times back in June, when Hillary was still dodging the question.

She called it the "gold standard" of trade bills in 2012. And, as Secretary of State, this was negotiated, one supposes, with some of her input. (Or was she just there for show...?)

But as the election draws closer, Hillary has begun taking positions on issues she previously dodged -- and in each case, goes to the left, as she just did on Keystone, opposing it.

Now she says she opposes the TPP, too, reversing herself for no obvious reason, except that the Democrat Party is a hard-left party ruled by left-wing interests.

Yes, yes, I know many conservatives also oppose this, but, so too does the social justice and unionist left.

Unlike most people on the right, Hillary has pushed this specific trade bill forty five time.

Now, Obama has of course pushed this, and David Axelrod says that her reversal would cause further "questions on trust" as far as this very untrustworthy pretender to the throne.


Yesterday came news that Hillary was still searching for a campaign theme, an underlying rationale, for her candidacy.

At Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters in Brooklyn, staffers are invited to complete a phrase that is written on a wall: "Hillary for..."

Beside it, staffers have plastered dozens of sticky notes with various words and phrases.

While the wall could be seen as a freewheeling experiment in the manner of a tech startup, it could also be regarded as symptomatic of a nagging problem for Clinton in the 2016 race: namely, the difficulty she has had in explaining why she's running for president.

...

David Axelrod, one of the masterminds of President Obama's 2008 victory, has persistently warned that Clinton needs to provide a clear rationale for why she’s seeking the White House.

"'Hillary: Live with it' is no rallying cry!" Axelrod tweeted last month while bemoaning that the Clinton camp was running a "grinding, tactical race."

Last December, Axelrod had warned that Clinton needed to show she was "running for a purpose and not just for a promotion." He has also said, "You have to stand for something, you have to fight for something, and people need to know what that is."

Hillary's desperately cynical reversals and repositionings are all the evidence anyone needs for the real "theme" of the Hillary candidacy: Hillary is running because she has an almost erotic compulsion for personal political power.

Ideas and policies are to be discarded at will. The only underlying principle that Hillary Clinton believes in is an unshakable belief that Hillary Clinton should finally be in charge of people.

Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




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1 Ace, I would really rather not think of Hilz left flank or anything under that tunic. Harfing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:16 PM (LJ4iV)

2 Remember the words of former Navy secretary John Lehman:

Power corrupts, but absolute power is pretty neat.

Posted by: JPS at October 07, 2015 04:17 PM (UAMK9)

3 Status Update: HCR triangulation subroutines are now operating nominally.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 07, 2015 04:17 PM (ukNFU)

4 PJ O'Rourke, reviewing her Academy-award winning book: "Hillary is the village. You are the child."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 04:18 PM (Op09x)

5 Everyone has already established what Hillary is, now we're just negotiating price.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2015 04:18 PM (VndSC)

6 Shrug

Posted by: Atlas at October 07, 2015 04:19 PM (cgxNI)

7 Erotic? I thought all of that stuff died the day she had Chelsea.

Her need for power might be completely emotional and irrational, but I assure you those dusty meat flaps have been idle for over 20 years.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:19 PM (+YMhA)

8 Okay, it was a Grammy. Meh. They are all circle jerks anyway

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 04:19 PM (Op09x)

9 I saw Idle Dusty Meat Flaps open for Oingo-Boingo in DC back in the late 80s

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2015 04:20 PM (VndSC)

10
Axelrod, "mastermind" of the 2008 campaign?

Arguing The Beast must have some actual rationale for running?

"Hope and Change"

Idiocracy. One is a "mastermind" if one can mobilize a dumbed-down, racist or race-guilted, NPR-stupid country to vote for a bizarre alien unaccomplished inexperienced non-entity who can barely speak without a prompter, with a campaign theme that is a parody of a high school student government slogan.

Not enjoying it, but the spectacle that is the degradation of the US does exert a bit of a fascination-hold.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2015 04:20 PM (QDnY+)

11 "Hillary for....Hillary!"

"Hillary for....prison bitch!"

"Hillary for....shit, that's enough....

Posted by: thefritz at October 07, 2015 04:20 PM (HUo8E)

12 I said a flip, a flop, the hippie, the hippie
To the flip flip-flop, and you don't stop.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2015 04:21 PM (jBuUi)

13 If Hilary becomes president, it will be time to sharpen those pitchforks and light a few torches.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:21 PM (+YMhA)

14 "idle dusty meat flaps"... hah.

Posted by: ace at October 07, 2015 04:21 PM (dciA+)

15 The bitch will move as far left as she has to...she has no morals or principals....and with Old Bernie in the race and Biden maybe coming in with woo woo Warren, that is gonna be so far left that Mao will be to the tight of her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 04:21 PM (DUoqb)

16 What does the trailer for the reboot of Tales from the Crypt have to do with any of this?

Posted by: murph at October 07, 2015 04:21 PM (bAXJL)

17 Hillary for chief vodka taster at Tito's distillery

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 04:22 PM (Op09x)

18 Dang! There is a fat chick on the left side bar! Get it off! Get it off!!!

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:22 PM (xWW96)

19 >>>I saw Idle Dusty Meat Flaps open for Oingo-Boingo in DC back in the late 80s

I saw Idle Dusty Meat Flaps when they still had their original guitarist, "Clam" Slappman.

Posted by: ace at October 07, 2015 04:22 PM (dciA+)

20 She is trying to out-left the VT commie. Won't work. And Republicans bowing to the chamber of commerce got that TPP shit passed.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:23 PM (t2KH5)

21 She studied Marxist philosophy in college, wrote her thesis on it. Why would anyone be stunned by this.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 04:23 PM (gY61M)

22 Well.. Bernie Sanders already was against TPP.. and Keystone XL...

She must be really feeling the Bern from him..

Now Biden can jump in and disagree with them both! Hillary and Bernie will be fighting for the same 30% far lefty voters!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 07, 2015 04:23 PM (UpGcq)

23 I'll help.



HILLARY FOR...killing boners!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 04:23 PM (0cMkb)

24 And that's some ample left flank...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:23 PM (hUdMz)

25 I think the Idle Dusty Meat Flaps were going to open for King Missile in 1989, but King Missile couldn't perform

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (Op09x)

26 I'm sick of the nasty bitch.

Will someone please pour a bucket of water on her and drop a house on her head?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)

27 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

28 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

29 Hillary! for Graft 2016!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (kff5f)

30
HILLARY FOR...Vodka martinis!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (0cMkb)

31 Hillary is like the mechanic with only a hammer in his tool box. Her tool is the lie, and it only works with people too stupid to realize she is a lying sack of piss flaps and will never be anything else.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (xWW96)

32 Can you imagine waking up one day and finding out Hillary! was going to be your boss?

I don't think I could get my CV out fast enough.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (kZVsz)

33 Hillary! For Clinton, Inc 2016!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (kff5f)

34

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the left.

With your hand on your hips.

Your morals are bereft!

But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.

Let's do the Flip Flop again!
Let's do the Flip Flop again!

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (jBuUi)

35 Hilz really hoisted her pessary on this one! Hear her roar.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (LJ4iV)

36 Campaign theme wrote itself yesterday: "This Whole Thing Is Really Covering Up Some Shady Shit"!

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (X+HRW)

37 "staffers are invited to complete a phrase that is written on a wall: 'Hillary for...'"


Hillary for Hillary?

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (1DH1V)

38 26 I'm sick of the nasty bitch.

Will someone please pour a bucket of water on her and drop a house on her head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)

Like somebody said She complains of a witch hunt but we don't have to hunt We know where the witch is...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (hUdMz)

39 Hillary! for Sale!

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (VndSC)

40 Hillary! for... Other People's Money!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

41 If Margaret Sanger were still alive, she'd be Hillary's! running mate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (FsuaD)

42 it only works with people too stupid to realize she is a lying sack of piss flaps and will never be anything else.
Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:25 PM (xWW96)

So 52% of the Country?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (DUoqb)

43
"Hillary for..."
25 to life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (9mTYi)

44 I'm running out of '70s songs to filk! Help me out here.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (jBuUi)

45 Campaign theme wrote itself yesterday: "This Whole Thing Is Really Covering Up Some Shady Shit"!

Hillary! for shady shit!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

46 Biden is in.

Probably five minutes from now. This is one hell of a now visible fight with the White House.

NOW......follow me here......Elizabeth Warren cannot be Joe's running mate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (659DL)

47 I deserve Preshident, DESHERVE IT *hic*


*stagger*

*faceplant*


Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (0dcbp)

48 Hillary for...get it.
Hillary for...ty ouncer with my homies.
Hillary for...ty was like, forty years ago.
Hillary for...nicates with Huma.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (CzSs6)

49
HILLARY FOR...experiencing the ear-piercing screech of your ex-wife for the next 4 years!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (0cMkb)

50 Hillary Clinton now claims that "Hard Choices" is the worst book ever written.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (q20+R)

51 She's a very Special Lady...

Posted by: McCool at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (nCSwS)

52 "Hilary for Prison" graphic would complete the post.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (ztOda)

53 Bullshit is the coin of Hillary!'s realm.

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (vsbNu)

54 I think this is also about creating distance between herself and the administration. She cant run with her very own baggage and against the lable "third Obama term" at the same time. So she spites the administration on trade and Syria and many other things to come.

Posted by: Begonia at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (OqRiR)

55 Hillary! For High Marx!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 04:27 PM (XUKZU)

56 Hillary is running because she has an almost erotic compulsion for personal power.

****

Thanks ace, thanks a lot.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:28 PM (mcm0N)

57
HILLARY FOR...pardoning Bill's next five rapes.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 04:28 PM (0cMkb)

58 Is there a passage in hard choices about TPP?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 07, 2015 04:28 PM (659DL)

59 Hillary for Prison 2016

(because it can't be said often enough)

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 07, 2015 04:28 PM (joq+X)

60 Hill to the left of me, Bernie to the left too,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (jBuUi)

61 Wed Food Thread: I just fixed me a large tuna cake and some hash browns. ummmm good.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (t2KH5)

62 Hillary For Accomplishments - Together We Can Make The First One Happen.

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (GTeFT)

63
HILLARY FOR...your eyes only! Rowwrrrrr!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (0cMkb)

64 So if Hillary! survives the next couple of weeks, any thoughts on whom she would choose as VP?

Posted by: HH at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (DrCtv)

65 Hillary! for early retirement as in pre-President....

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (hUdMz)

66 Hillary Clinton now claims that "Hard Choices" is the worst book ever written.

-
Didja see that she sent copies to all of the Rethug candidates that have criticized her for lack of accomplishment? Yeah, that'll straighten them out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (XUKZU)

67
97% of scientists all over the place concur that she is right, the facts bear it out.

97% of scientists all over the place concur that she is right, the facts bear it out.

97% of scientists all over the place concur that she is right, the facts bear it out.

97% of scientists all over the place concur that she is right, the facts bear it out.

Posted by: rev dr e buzz Miller at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (cNiT0)

68 Saw another "I'm Ready For Hillary!" sticker today.

I keep swearing I'm going to get some stickers made that say, "So are we!--Benghazi Dead" to stick beside any I see.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (FsuaD)

69 Hillary for the Federal Pen 2016!

Posted by: Hillary Campaign Staff at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (D6OUz)

70 I tell ya what... how about this trade:

I'll let the Gitmo Prisoners come to a Super Max Prison ( well in your State, not mine) only if hillary joins them there.

Vote Yeah or nay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (DUoqb)

71 Hillary 2016: It's MY turn Bitches.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (Xo1Rt)

72 Hillary, for fuck's sake?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (JtwS4)

73 Seriously, I find it hilarious that she's the Democrat front-runner.

It says so much about Democrats that they haven't just completely rejected her.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)

74 64 So if Hillary! survives the next couple of weeks, any thoughts on whom she would choose as VP?

The Texas Castro brother... The one who's Mother is La Raza...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (hUdMz)

75 So if Hillary! survives the next couple of weeks, any thoughts on whom she would choose as VP?
Posted by: HH


Huma

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (ztOda)

76 26 I'm sick of the nasty bitch.

Will someone please pour a bucket of water on her and drop a house on her head?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)

Yeah, I haven't seen Dorothy around much, but I think I saw Toto run past this morning.

I think we can rustle up a Scarecrow or two, but finding any opposition leader with the stiffness of a tin man is going to be rough.

Lots of Cowardly Lions, though.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (+YMhA)

77 I'm ready for Hillary....to consume.

Posted by: Bottle of Absolut at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (OD2ni)

78 He Royal and Imperial Highness will not make the mistakes of 2008, she will shore up her Left Flank at all costs. The center and right can take care of themselves.

Like the French General Staff of 1940, she applies the lessons of the last war to the current campaign....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (hLRSq)

79 Gawd you guys are....poets.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (mcm0N)

80 OT, but we can expect everytime Fiorina or Carson says anything the headlines will be "Fiornia/Carson statement/advice/college yearbook scribble...
...under scrutiny
....challenged by Dems
....disproven by (whatever liberal website)

I hope that whoever is running their campaigns includes the fill in the blank template for easy reference by the Palace Guard Media.

Posted by: vivi at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (11H2y)

81 Didja see that she sent copies to all of the Rethug
candidates that have criticized her for lack of accomplishment? Yeah,
that'll straighten them out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (XUKZU)



I hadn't seen that. What a maroon.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (q20+R)

82 41
If Margaret Sanger were still alive, she'd be Hillary's! running mate.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (FsuaD)
Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Zombie Lady Macbeth at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (kSWKO)

83 Hillary for black baby body parts.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (1DH1V)

84 It says so much about Democrats that they haven't just completely rejected her.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:30 PM (kff5f)

With the dirt she has on them, I'm amazed they haven't pulled a coup and just taken the government for her outright.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (+YMhA)

85 OT
As an aside, NPR is promoting the adoption of a 'new' Confederate flag. I could not make this up. Your tax dollars at work:

"NPR social engineers propose a replacement version of the Confederate flag"


http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfs9z75

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (9mTYi)

86 I am in bloody red Arkansas and I have yet to see a single Hillary bumper sticker. Though statistics show that there are surely stupid mofos here, they may fear being road kill.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (xWW96)

87 She is just trying to get Left of Biden, that's all.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (iONHu)

88 With the dirt she has on them, I'm amazed they haven't pulled a coup and just taken the government for her outright.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (+YMhA)


Well, I meant Democrat voters. To be clear.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (kff5f)

89 Dude, like, the chunks 'n' all!
And the temper. Prolly wut finally turned off the somewhat Spartan, for a Satanist, Saul Alinsky, if he ended their love affair.
Still, being against TPP before she's elected means she can placate unionists before they're replaced by robots and/or illegals.
Still, nothing can replace that "fish-smell" emanating from the a__s of some young, earnest Central American after a night of debauchery on the upper floors along Lake Shore Dr. in Chicago.
And your ward-heeler loves you for it, 'cuz now he has something real on you.

Posted by: Not Martin Lawrence, but, s**t! at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (YyXxw)

90 pleasing her left flank is my job. I usually use a riding crop.

Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (wAQA5)

91 Anybody that wants the job as bad as Hillary does should be automatically disqualified from getting it. Because the voters should be scared of that kind of zeal and be loathe to elect it.
But that would be in a sane world.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (FAuWr)

92 "Yesterday came news that Hillary was still searching for a campaign theme..."


Power Is My Preciousssssss.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (hLRSq)

93 79 Gawd you guys are....poets.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:31 PM (mcm0N)

Yeah, we had you at dusty meat flaps.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:33 PM (+YMhA)

94
If you can believe this, every time Hillary faces an issue, she turns left









Well, if this politics thing doesn't work out for her, she's got a real future in NASCAR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2015 04:33 PM (UBLhq)

95 Leave Mommy alooooone!!!!!

Posted by: Princess Chelsea at October 07, 2015 04:33 PM (FsuaD)

96 85
OT

As an aside, NPR is promoting the adoption of a 'new' Confederate flag. I could not make this up. Your tax dollars at work:



Just write "Bless your heart" on a banner and fly that.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at October 07, 2015 04:34 PM (kSWKO)

97 I think My favorite spiel from Her is that She is the true outsider in this race? Outside of reality?

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (hUdMz)

98 I feel the cynicism everytime someone makes approving noises about this mook.


Hillary shouldn't be allowed to hand out yogurt cups on cellblock A let alone run for any public office whatsoever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (4ErVI)

99 TPP is also a little code term Hillary! and I have, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (vsbNu)

100 O/T

We sre now playing chicken with the Russians over Syrian airspace.

Mother of woe.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (mcm0N)

101 I'm a lifelong Republican who disagrees with Ms. Clinton on some issues, but it is refreshing to see a political figure who has the courage to change her position.

In my opinion, it makes her more trustworthy than the extremists who ignore facts and blindly pursue their radical agenda.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (Ui7Rt)

102 "He Royal and Imperial Highness will not make the mistakes of 2008, she will shore up her Left Flank at all costs. The center and right can take care of themselves."


She's counting on the media to take care of the center and right for her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

103 Maybe Hilz would choose the sex poodle as her VP, so Clinton/Gore again to entice the LIV?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (LJ4iV)

104 Just the fact that this harridan is a viable candidate has made me lose faith in this country.

Posted by: LGoPs at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (FAuWr)

105 Oh Lawds dis womens bees so crooked dat she don't even bees knowing what side of the bed she bees laying on.

She bees flip flopping so much dat she could use some of mines maples syrup to go with her flapjacks.

Posted by: Zombie Aunt Jemima at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (D0NZx)

106 Hillary! should be in the dock, not at large.

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (vsbNu)

107 Chelsea, go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (+YMhA)

108 85 "NPR social engineers propose a replacement version of the Confederate flag"





http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfs9z75

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (9mTYi)

I sure the Sons of Confederate Veterans will be quite happy with that. Those people simply don't have a clue.

Besides that, if Scankles by some remote chance wins then the South may opt out again they can design their own flag.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (t2KH5)

109 "58 Is there a passage in hard choices about TPP?"


I like to use baby wipes because I am old and very sensitive down there.

Posted by: Grandma Hillary at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (OD2ni)

110
I am in bloody red Arkansas and I have yet to see a single Hillary bumper sticker. Though statistics show that there are surely stupid mofos here, they may fear being road kill.
Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (xWW96)
..........................

I'm in bilingual blue CA and I see a Hillary sticker every time my brother shows up. On his Spark EV. So I know these stupid mofos of which you speak.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (wAQA5)

111 So if Hillary! survives the next couple of weeks, any thoughts on whom she would choose as VP?

Posted by: HH at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (DrCtv)
______

Her VP will be hispanic. They were a very loyal Clinton constituency, even in 2008 Democratic primaries, when everybody fell in Love with Obama.

Posted by: Begonia at October 07, 2015 04:36 PM (OqRiR)

112 Maybe for her next left flank move she will march with her constituents in Fulton Street twirling her baton.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (LJ4iV)

113 So in the American fable it is told
That once an eagle, stricken with a dart,
Said, when he saw the feathers on the shaft,
"With our own feathers, not by others' hands,
Are we now smitten."


With apologies to - Aeschylus

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)

114 Hillary! Pass the Bernie 'Pon the Left Hand Side!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (XUKZU)

115 >>>Yesterday came news that Hillary was still searching for a campaign theme, an underlying rationale, for her candidacy.

first president with a vagina is out. obama already did it and hilldawg ain't got one.

Posted by: x at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (57fhp)

116 Granny Dimples for Cookies and Milk International.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (3tjn4)

117 St. Mag

Ya I just finished launch er, lunch.

Damn you bastards.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (mcm0N)

118 Hillary! is a liar who lies.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (CanRu)

119 "Mother of woe."



Yeah, wars start like this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (LA7Cm)

120 100 O/T

We sre now playing chicken with the Russians over Syrian airspace.

Mother of woe.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (mcm0N)


--I'll go out on a limb and say that Putin will win.

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (vsbNu)

121 Hillary is like Frampton Comes Alive except she has never had any discernible talent, no one liked her album when it first came out, and frankly she doesn't play any musical instruments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (4ErVI)

122
Hillary loves the Resolute Desk, and would never put her feet upon it like George Bush and Barack Obama!

-Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 04:38 PM (OiFtZ)

123 The most schadenfreude moment of this is she was touting that she gave GOP congress members copies of 'Hard Choices' in which she lists it as an accomplishment.

Kind of pre-delivered oppo research that can be used against her.

Yes let's give her the launch codes.

#Awkward

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at October 07, 2015 04:38 PM (8qoUN)

124 Hillary! Because: vagina, or something. Pardon me while I retch uncontrollably thinking about what I just said.

Posted by: D the J at October 07, 2015 04:38 PM (eR5v5)

125 Besides that, if Scankles by some remote chance wins then the South may opt out again they can design their own flag.
Posted by: Vic
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Perhaps, oh aged one.
I still have my Bonnie Blue, raised every Confederate Memorial Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:39 PM (9mTYi)

126 "Hillary for.... ...
.....Commissar."

Posted by: vivi at October 07, 2015 04:39 PM (11H2y)

127 "...every time my brother shows up. On his Spark EV."


Someone makes and electric vehicle named a "Spark"?

Those marketing people are just asking for it.

Posted by: jwest at October 07, 2015 04:39 PM (Zs4uk)

128
I've never baked cookies, but I'd bake Putin's ass!

-Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 04:40 PM (OiFtZ)

129 I love making 0bama play my bitch.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 07, 2015 04:40 PM (vsbNu)

130 125 I still have my Bonnie Blue, raised every Confederate Memorial Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:39 PM (9mTYi)

I have the Naval Jack on the wall in my upstairs office.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (t2KH5)

131 I'm for anything that's trans.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (E5UB0)

132 We are now playing chicken with the Russians over Syrian airspace.

Mother of woe.
-------------------

And our guy is driving a clown car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (9mTYi)

133 121 Hillary is like Frampton Comes Alive except she has never had any discernible talent, no one liked her album when it first came out, and frankly she doesn't play any musical instruments.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (4ErVI)


I can't believe this is happening . . . to mee . . .

Posted by: Hitlery! at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (vsbNu)

134 129 I love making 0bama play my bitch.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 07, 2015 04:40 PM (vsbNu)

C'mon Vlad, that isn't even a challenge.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (+YMhA)

135 And our guy is driving a clown car.

And He's the head clown...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (hUdMz)

136 Hillary lists one of her accomplishments as restoring America's standing in the world. She's fucking delusional.

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (GTeFT)

137 115
>>>Yesterday came news that Hillary was still searching for a
campaign theme, an underlying rationale, for her candidacy.



first president with a vagina is out. obama already did it and hilldawg ain't got one.

Posted by: x at October 07, 2015 04:37 PM (57fhp)


'rons and 'ettes, I believe we may have a thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:41 PM (FsuaD)

138 Hillary has to be a special lady, and a very exciting girl.

Because she going to be sitting on top of the world.....

In prison.

Posted by: Zombie Ray, Goodman & Brown at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (D0NZx)

139 It's just so surreal that the potential, however small it may be, that we might get a Bush/Clinton Presidential match up.

Oy yoy yoy!

Posted by: Kreplach at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (TT7sr)

140 If I designed an electric vehicle, I would call it the Snark, and every time the key is turned, it would electrocute the shit out of the retard who bought it.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (xWW96)

141 Supposedly if I followed the story correctly the Russians posted the aerial footage on YouTube.

Our people have been ordered to give the Russians 20 miles of space.

The first day IIRC the Russians were flying in the airspace without squawking.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (mcm0N)

142 Lay off Axel Rod. Sweet Child o' Mine is one of my favorite songs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (E5UB0)

143 Hillary! Alles Klar, Frau Kommisar!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (XUKZU)

144 I have the Naval Jack on the wall in my upstairs office.
Posted by: Vic-
------------------

Interestingly, the only person who has ever said anything about it said, "I didn't know you are from Texas."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:43 PM (9mTYi)

145 "You have to stand for something, you have to fight for something, and people need to know what that is."

Pretty sure we know what "that" is. Does Bitchy Tyrant about sum it up?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2015 04:43 PM (1CroS)

146 @111 Sen. Dondi for Veep (D.)!!
'cuz that Childhood incest victim/perp. contingent is yuge for the Dem.-Commies.
No consent!
No consent!
No consent!

Posted by: Not Martin Lawrence, but, s**t! at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (YyXxw)

147 Within 24 hours of ole Joe saying he will be honored to run (while peering down someone's bazooms), there will be a release of some hidden news of Obarky. The news probably won't surprise hardened morons, but it might surprise LIV's and my stoopid, near-senile, mother-in-law who lives and breath CNN.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (LJ4iV)

148 140
If I designed an electric vehicle, I would call it the Snark, and every
time the key is turned, it would electrocute the shit out of the retard
who bought it.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:42 PM (xWW96)


lol

I received a letter from the new CEO of VW yesterday, apologizing for the company lying about my "clean diesel" TDI.

Sigh. I killed a half-dozen people driving in town today. Smog, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (FsuaD)

149 She's counting on the media to take care of the center and right for her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 07, 2015 04:35 PM (OD2ni)


I'm sure there is nothing moving in the Ardennes. It is too rough for an army to pass through....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

150 Hillary lists one of her accomplishments as restoring America's standing in the world. She's fucking delusional.
Posted by: Max
----------------

Reset! Reset! Reset!

Posted by: Hillary's foreign policy at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (9mTYi)

151 At npr.org:

"In Honor Of His 63rd, Putin Plays Hockey And Is Painted As The Buddha"

*pictures Obama's wobbly ankles in hockey skates*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 07, 2015 04:45 PM (JtwS4)

152 150 Hillary lists one of her accomplishments as restoring America's standing in the world. She's fucking delusional.
Posted by: Max

Really?We have standing? I thought We were hiding behind Puties skirts....
----------------

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:45 PM (hUdMz)

153 @141...are you in Austria for reelz?

Your posts alarm me re: airspace. We are one "mistake" away from all hell breaking loose, no?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:45 PM (LJ4iV)

154 "Hillary was still searching for a campaign theme"

Hil-liar 2016

Posted by: Dang at October 07, 2015 04:45 PM (2oWD2)

155 "Hillary for Hillary"


*wipes sweat off brow"

There. That should do it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

156
I was prepared to climb Mt. Everest, but was denied because I'm a girl.

-Sir Rodham

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (OiFtZ)

157 Hillary! for shady shit!

When I lived in Los Angeles for a year to go to guitar school, there was a homeless woman who used to take a crap in the bushes outside the apartment where a friend of mine lived. Every morning, she'd crawl into the bushes, leave a big steaming pile, and then go on her way.

It was annoying and smelly, and everyone in the apartment building convinced the managers to remove that bush. So they did. And then, every morning, the homeless woman came to the same place, dropped her drawers, and took a big steaming crap in plain site of everyone whose apartment faced the road, as well, of course as anyone else in the area.

In many ways, this is the story of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (2lndx)

158 "It's my turn!"

"You fuckers owe me!"

"I'm no peon!"

"Would you really vote "Jeb!" instead?"

"It's me, the commie or the paste-eating retard"

Posted by: Hillary's Campaign Theme Test at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (1eYr7)

159 Reject! Reject! Reject!

Posted by: filbert at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (yTccF)

160 Sigh. I killed a half-dozen people driving in town today. Smog, bitches.
Posted by: Jane
--------------------

Soon, you will bask in the $5.00 that you receive as part of the Class Action suit that will net lawyers millions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:46 PM (9mTYi)

161 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

The TPP is a real problem. It will change US Law, even though they are only calling it a trade treaty.

It also sets up international tribunals which can punish the US, US citizens, or Companies... for things OTHER countries find problematic.

It also impact GUN Law, and Environmental Law... and lots of other stuff that has been negotiated in secret.

It also allows countries to VOTE on who is in the Pact... so we could be outvoted and other countries could vote CHINA in...

All this... on a straight up and down vote in the Senate... because the Republicans, are idiots.

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (qh617)

162 144
Interestingly, the only person who has ever said anything about it said, "I didn't know you are from Texas."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:43 PM (9mTYi)

They must have had a flag that looked similar back when they were an independent Republic. I'll bet they wished they had never agreed to join in with the US.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (t2KH5)

163 As an aside, NPR is promoting the adoption of a 'new' Confederate flag. I could not make this up. Your tax dollars at work:

"NPR social engineers propose a replacement version of the Confederate flag"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfs9z75
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:32 PM (9mTYi)



Wow, just ... wow.

I like how the shapes make you think "V" and "W". V for Victory, W for Win. Overlaid on a white flag. Doesn't that just make you think, "Confederacy and Southern pride!"?

If you look closely on the picture, you can see a screaming face on the blue side.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (0NdlF)

164 Willowed in previous thread:

How many of you have seen the National Enquirer story on Hillary's health?

http://tinyurl.com/ov697uu

Posted by: An Observation at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (Bha1Z)

165 @148 I got mine today Jane, I've tweeted @vw a couple times saying whatever the fix is it needs to NOT impact mpg or performance. I doubt whatever they have to do can meet this goal, but the WHOLE reason I bought it in the first place was I started a new job 28m one way from house and I could live with the performance and mpg was great (I was driving a mustang GT so big difference, but for better milage it would 'do') if they change that calculation, then we're gonna have a problem.

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (8qoUN)

166 Believe me, those meat flaps ain't dusty, they're green, scabby, and gangrenous. Her juice is an emasculating fluid. If it touches a man's balls, they shrivel up like a salted slug.

I once had to give Carlos a BJ (long story, I owed him) and forgot to wash my mouth out with kerosene and turpentine after having to service Hillary. He shrieked in pain and ended up losing part of a testicle.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (dvuhZ)

167 Watch Liawatha Warren send up smoke signals she's thinking of throwing her vermin-ridden blanket in the ring.

Long knives will come out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (FsuaD)

168 Hillary, for Mayor of McCheeseVille

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (uJK1E)

169 "It's me, the commie or the paste-eating retard"
Posted by: Hillary's Campaign
-----------------

Too late
Ricardo Kill triggered the monthly Mickey Spillane quote last night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (9mTYi)

170
I deserve Preshident, DESHERVE IT *hic*


*stagger*

*faceplant*
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 04:26 PM (0dcbp)
..................

I'm impressed. You lasted almost all afternoon.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (wAQA5)

171 Hillary gives vodka a bad name...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:48 PM (hUdMz)

172 Sigh. I killed a half-dozen people driving in town today. Smog, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (FsuaD)


Statistically Democrats, right?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 04:48 PM (0NdlF)

173 Hillary, for Mayor of McCheeseVile
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll
--------------------

Edited, ever so slightly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi)

174 So, if a couple Russian jets lock on a US fighter (or try to) and our guy goes all maverick and drops a couple or six of them, what will Obama do?

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (ztOda)

175 >>"NPR social engineers propose a replacement version of the Confederate flag"


Maybe I'll work up a new logo and programming schedule for NPR and send it to them, all uninvited and such.
See how welcome *that* is.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

176
War with Russia? Huh? This administration? Absurd idea. From every angle, including that there is no longer a serious electorate (this incl. "conservatives" for the most part), even if there *were* a clear and important interest to be advanced with force (which there isn't, really).

Recall that Russia (essentially) shot down a civilian airliner over Ukraine in cold blood, and ...... crickets. The "civilized" world gathered itself up, focused - and did nothing. Almost even *said* nothing, FFS.

We'll carefully avoid any incidents, and if one still occurs ..... so what? Nobody will care. Apart from concern for any service members, who nonetheless bear some responsibility for staying in long after their chump status was clear - not sure that even *I* will care.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (QDnY+)

177 Watch Liawatha Warren send up smoke signals she's thinking of throwing her vermin-ridden blanket in the ring.
---------------------

I was thinking "... vermin-ridden rag...", but that would be vulgar. And I am not vulgar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (9mTYi)

178 I really don't want to read posts about Hillary's massive flanks.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (5fSr7)

179
173 Hillary, for Mayor of McCheeseVile
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll
--------------------

Edited, ever so slightly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,
-------------------------

Hillary for Mayor of McSleazeville

fify

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (uJK1E)

180 174 So, if a couple Russian jets lock on a US fighter (or try to) and our guy goes all maverick and drops a couple or six of them, what will Obama do?

Curl up in a ball in the corner...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (hUdMz)

181 Hillary for Bacon and Jalapeno Mac and Cheese, Motherf*cker!

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (3tjn4)

182 "Hillary for [...]"

Too wordy. I'm sticking with "Hillary!" It still has that new Old Car Smell.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 04:51 PM (1CroS)

183 "HILLARY!! Because F$#@^ You, You MotherF$#@Ing Voters, I'm done waiting to be elected!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (NOIQH)

184 Sigh. I killed a half-dozen people driving in town today. Smog, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:44 PM (FsuaD)


Could you go to Ann Arbor and just leave it idling for a few hours?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (hLRSq)

185 Hillary's one accomplishment is to be the "stand by her hound-dog horny Peyronie's man, while feminist. It is sort of the dog-whistle feminists don't hear...well, that and supporting isis via Dems who hate women (ask any Yazidi woman about how great it is).

I remain confused at how utterly STUPID people I know who are Dems, who claim to be good Catholics but support Dems who vote for abortion. For those who are for the good in all, who have been all Hindu peace-out yay namaste, yet support a jug-earred jackass who won't say "radical islamic terrorist" while supporting islamm and weakening our miitary. Or, the gay uncle who is all for this great preznit...yet isis is knocking on his door wanting to stone his twerking butt. Ugh.

namaste. deep breaths: count four, hold for seven, release for 8. pass out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (LJ4iV)

186 >>>Yesterday came news that Hillary was still searching for a campaign theme

From the previous thread: "Hillary baby, you're a special lady"- Reddy for Hillary!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (E5UB0)

187 Recall that Russia (essentially) shot down a civilian airliner over Ukraine in cold blood, and ...... crickets. The "civilized" world gathered itself up, focused - and did nothing. Almost even *said* nothing, FFS.
--------------------

2nd time.
KAL 007 in 1983.
My Congressman was aboard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (9mTYi)

188 Hillary : I Got Your Pets.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (tPytv)

189 I see she is taking a page from the John Kerry playbook. She was for it!!! (45 times to be exact) before she was against it.

Hillary for Prison 2016!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at October 07, 2015 04:52 PM (Oq/TM)

190 So, if a couple Russian jets lock on a US fighter (or try to) and our guy goes all maverick and drops a couple or six of them, what will Obama do?

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (ztOda)


Based on past performance, he'll blame it on a video and arrest Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 07, 2015 04:53 PM (hLRSq)

191 BB Wolf: "All this... on a straight up and down vote in the Senate... because the Republicans, are idiots."

Never attribute to idiocy that which can be attributed to bribery and corruption.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2015 04:53 PM (1CroS)

192 Hillary for THIS! Or maybe THAT! Or maybe NOT! Whatever gets the most VOTES!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (q20+R)

193 So....we've gone from dusty flaps to sticky flaps? God save us all.

Posted by: Norman at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (CYS6Q)

194 @180, donna, he will pop a popper and jabberwocky at the podium and all will be well and oceans rise or something.

In short: we be in big trouble.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (LJ4iV)

195 Could you go to Ann Arbor and just leave it idling for a few hours?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
--------------

Ha!
There's an idea. If only we could form a convoy of diesel VW's to tour the most rabid Progressive cities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (9mTYi)

196 Christy

I was doing ebola jokes as ebola river guide, and I just decided to switch it up to something less depressing.

About the airspace--ya that's a real mess.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (mcm0N)

197 Hillary 2016 : More HuMaN Than Ever

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 04:54 PM (tPytv)

198 "what will Obama do?"



Court martial the pilot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)

199 >>Hillary's one accomplishment is to be the "stand by her hound-dog horny Peyronie's man, while feminist.

Alas, Hillary's true accomplishments --- Machiavellian measures used to get Bubba to the WH, and then monetize his post-presidency --- can never be revealed.

It must KILL her that she can't just say it aloud.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (NOIQH)

200 They must have had a flag that looked similar back when they were an independent Republic. I'll bet they wished they had never agreed to join in with the US.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:47 PM (t2KH5)


--The historic irony is that while today we view Texas as a model of fiscal rectitude, the main reason Texas joined the U.S. (and ceded big chunks of land that became parts of NM, OK, CO, and KS) was a big foreign debt run up during independence.

How different would the USA be today with a buffer state between it and Mexico?

Posted by: Hitlery! at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (vsbNu)

201 @190, Mike, ha! And hold him as his "special" prisoner.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (LJ4iV)

202 Hillary! for Hell... sooner rather than later...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (hUdMz)

203 Hillary Clinton is the Helen Reddy of Beltway Politics.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (3tjn4)

204 We shot down one of our own helicopters in a less complicated scenario.

Anyways.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:55 PM (mcm0N)

205 How about 'Hillary for Prison'?

Posted by: Ryan at October 07, 2015 04:56 PM (KKnAy)

206 "Hillary is running because she has an almost erotic compulsion..."
========

Brrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 07, 2015 04:56 PM (7Kbxu)

207 Hillary For America's First Ex-Wife

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

208 When I am president, I will tell Putin that I will give him everything he wants if he will just send Anna Chapman to be my personal sex slave.

Posted by: Grandma Hillary at October 07, 2015 04:56 PM (OD2ni)

209 Hillary! 2016: Because Fuck You, Plebes, That's Why!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2015 04:57 PM (KrAjA)

210 Hillary 2016 : Cold, Calculating, Cantankerous.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 04:57 PM (tPytv)

211 /Hitlery! sock

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 04:57 PM (vsbNu)

212 She's elected (1 in 10), she'll "find" parts of the TPP she likes.
Unexpectedly, those parts are the ones that cede American Sovereignty to the no-god-but-man bunch.
So will any other Dem.-Commie, assuming (1 in 20) the GOPe stops it.
"Sen. Dondi, your daughter is calling."

Posted by: Not Martin Lawrence, but, s**t! at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (YyXxw)

213 Ponder this:

Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.

*buffs nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (FsuaD)

214 Hillary 2016: Those Who Are Tardy Do Not Get Fruit Cup

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

215 It's a bitch of a job but somebody has gotta man up and do it.

http://goo.gl/byzuQ5

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (xWW96)

216 Hillary 2016 : The Small Humans Are Our Future.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (tPytv)

217 Hillary for President, because the vodka is taxpayer provided at the White House and Hillary was broke until very recently.

Hillary: Free Booze!

Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (TxJGV)

218 Regarding the upcoming Dem debates: One the one hand, I want to see if they'll fling poo at each other on the national stage. On the other hand, it's sacks of crap slinging mud and I don't know if I can stand it.

On the third hand, it's fun to get trolleyed and trousered with the Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (jR7Wy)

219
Hammer, that was my unspoken reference point.

KAL 007. Rightfully, a huge deal, globally. The Malaysian airliner over Ukraine ..... pretty much crickets. Pretty handy index for how the entire world is pathetic and unserious, and only a serious US kept things on the rails for 2 or 3 generations. Now that the US is no longer serious, this is what you get. Mass murder in cold blood in a spectacular manner ..... crickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (QDnY+)

220

House Freedom Caucus to endorse Daniel Webster, R-FL for Speaker!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (OiFtZ)

221 So Mrs. Clinton, for 64,000 votes, here's your question: "How much do you really love your daughter?"




And remember, there's only one correct answer and we all think Chelsea is a bitch.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (AC0lD)

222 I should also say that we've made improvements but ...

This is like a chinese stew.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (mcm0N)

223 Hillary Comes Out... as a Powersexual.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (E5UB0)

224 213 Ponder this:

Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.

*buffs nails*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (FsuaD)
---
Damn you to hell!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 07, 2015 04:59 PM (jR7Wy)

225 Here is an interesting aside regarding KAL 007 being shot down. As I said, my Congressman, Larry McDonald was aboard.

McDonald was also the President of the John Birch Society. The Left made fun of him with jibes like, "He thinks the Russians are out to get him".

They were rather quiet (for a while) after the Russians DID get him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (9mTYi)

226 Hillary, for getting the stank out of the WhiteHouse

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (uJK1E)

227 224 213 Ponder this:

Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.


She probably has to use a geologist for that cave..

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (hUdMz)

228 On the third hand, it's fun to get trolleyed and trousered with the Horde.

Ummm...de-trousered?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (JtwS4)

229 We offered the world ORDER!

Posted by: hillary noonian singh at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (//bLW)

230 I'll DIE before I lose this election!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (0dcbp)

231 Our foreign policy is beyond a joke now..

7 Days in May

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (DUoqb)

232 Imagine Hillary! getting a breast exam.

*whistles*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (FsuaD)

233 Hillary 2016 : Battery Included.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (tPytv)

234 The Russians also supposedly bombed a hospital.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (mcm0N)

235
House Freedom Caucus to endorse Daniel Webster, R-FL for Speaker!


I'd make a deal with the Devil!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

236 217 Hillary for President, because the vodka is taxpayer provided at the White House and Hillary was broke until very recently.

Hillary: Free Booze!
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (TxJGV)



--When Washington was President, the president had to pay for his own liquor, even for formal entertainment. We should go back to those days, even though it left GW in debt when he left office.

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (vsbNu)

237 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (GwIKd)

238 What exactly does it say about your high standards when a chubby intern is blowing your husband in your own home?

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (3tjn4)

239
Hillary's gyno uses a XXXL speculum for his investigative work. She could park a Mini-Cooper in that orifice.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (OiFtZ)

240


Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.


They've refitted one of those bomb-disposal robots.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

241
Hillary comes out against TP, pleasing her left flank.
..............................

Only her right flank likes to be wiped?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 05:01 PM (wAQA5)

242 Well, husband is home, and we have an event planning meeting to go to.

*sigh*

So damned tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 05:02 PM (FsuaD)

243 "Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist. "


Ewwwwww.....


Not three hours right before supper.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 05:02 PM (LA7Cm)

244 Hell, somebody could be Hillary's OB/GYN. I worked in the rendering plant of a slaughterhouse for a few weeks. Beastgape could not possibly be more gross than that.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 05:02 PM (xWW96)

245 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM (FsuaD)

We're gonna need a bigger speculum.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:03 PM (Xo1Rt)

246 Earnest- Putin isn't playing chess, he's playing checkers, Barak is playing tiddywinks.

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 05:03 PM (gY61M)

247 Hillary comes out against TP, pleasing her left flank.
..............................
Only her right flank likes to be wiped?
Posted by: wth


Showing solidarity with Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 05:03 PM (9Fc79)

248 Will someone put this candidacy out of my misery?

Posted by: Iblis at October 07, 2015 05:04 PM (9221z)

249 I don't think anyone has been in Hillary's! vagina in forever. It probably has bats in there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 05:04 PM (FsuaD)

250 Hillary's campaign theme:

"Have we given lies a real chance yet?"

Posted by: An Observation at October 07, 2015 05:04 PM (Bha1Z)

251 I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget : http://tinyurl.com/pg2ozh3

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 05:04 PM (tPytv)

252 Wanted: Gynecologist. Hobbies must include freestyle Spelunking.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 05:04 PM (3tjn4)

253
Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.
..........................

Heard the turnover rate is high. I thought dentists had the highest suicide rate.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 05:05 PM (wAQA5)

254 228 On the third hand, it's fun to get trolleyed and trousered with the Horde.

Ummm...de-trousered?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 07, 2015 05:00 PM (JtwS4)
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That was my first reaction, but apparently if you're an upper class twit, first you go to the trolley car, get snockered, and then splash it all on yer trou! Hence getting trousered.

Afterward, the inevitable de-pantsing commences.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 07, 2015 05:05 PM (jR7Wy)

255 There's a warning sign on the road ahead...

Posted by: Neil Young at October 07, 2015 05:05 PM (Ui7Rt)

256 Barack is playing Reggiewinks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 05:05 PM (9Fc79)

257 Hillary's little man in the boat is brandishing a knife.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:05 PM (Xo1Rt)

258 Juan Williams, bless his heart, is beclowning himself again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 05:06 PM (FsuaD)

259 Hillary for . . .
all the free vodka on Air Force One!

Hillary because . . .
the Whitehouse has an open bar 24/7.

Hillary for . . .
even drunk, she's better than a republican!!
That last one's a winner.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:06 PM (xVRrG)

260 "It's me, the commie or the paste-eating retard"
Posted by: Hillary's Campaign


So, Iowa ends up a wash - leaning Bernie due to momentum. He crushes her in NH. Then Nevada goes slightly HRC due to Union organization, maybe Biden steals it jumping in late. Then SC - Bernie is going to 0; does Biden end it for her here or Webb? Then it goes all pear shaped on March 1st.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:06 PM (ztOda)

261 How in the hell would Hillary know squat about anything remotely to do with the economy? She was a lawyer and then a political spouse before being gifted a Senate seat and her disastrous term as SOS.

I first year B school student knows more about how the economy than this scrunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (/tuJf)

262 Someone should ask Huma

Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (GwIKd)

263 I promise that link contains few, if any, spiders.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (tPytv)

264 Hillary's Gyn exams give new meaning to Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (Xo1Rt)

265 Muslims marry their cousins and cut the clitorises off their daughters.
They don't even like barbecue.
Or Bourbon.
Or even southern Rhone meritages, or the finest wine made from the Nebbiolo.
Wtf is wrong with them!?!
Yeh, they're dif'rent, but not in the sense Sly Stone meant.
Yeh, they're dif'rent, but not like ET was, nor the visitors in "Close Encounters", certainly not in "Thor".
Mopre like dif'rent, as in evil, as in "Time Bandits": "Mom, Dad, it's Evil! Don't touch it!"

Posted by: On behalf of the front-line Christians, Syrians, Lebanese, Egyptian, Armenian, southern Slavs, Chris at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (YyXxw)

266 Juan Williams, bless his heart, is beclowning himself again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yeah, Syria will destroy Putin. Ha ha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (9Fc79)

267 Hillary campaign slogan:

Fuck you! Vote for me!

Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (Fmupd)

268
NGU, our foreign policy has been beyond a joke for some time. The basis for a serious foreign policy - a minimally serious electorate - was gone long before these sub-mediocre freaks took over the Beltway.

Hard to believe that the US wouldn't basically defer to Russian activities as our contribution to "deconfliction". Our operational tempo was languid, at best, anyway. Pretty easy to just stay out of the way while the Russkis do whatever they want to do.

Even funnier than the present situation would be for the Russians - publicly - to say, hey, let's resolve this dispute over ISIS vs. non-ISIStargets. We'll justbomb the other anti-regime forces (i.e., your guys) and you can focus on ISIS. Deal?

But just as with everything else, neither the US regime nor most of the electorate has the brains or worldliness to even understand how they would be getting humiliated.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

269 first Kevin McCarthy -

(idiot)

now Daniel Webster.

Anybody got anything on this Speaker wannabe?

Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (0dcbp)

270 Mopre like dif'rent, as in evil, as in "Time Bandits": "Mom, Dad, it's Evil! Don't touch it!"
Posted by: On behalf of the front-line Christians, Syrians, Lebanese, Egyptian, Armenian, southern Slavs, Chris at October 07, 2015 05:07 PM (YyXxw)

All you have to know to understand this is that they don't like dogs. Anybody who doesn't like dogs.....

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 05:08 PM (+YMhA)

271 --btw Turkey is close to civil war and oil dependent.

Then someone on CNN just said the Russians are building nuclear reactors for the Turks so--

It's complicated.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:08 PM (mcm0N)

272 The Russians also supposedly bombed a hospital.

Putin won't even apologize.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:08 PM (ztOda)

273 White House 'deeply concerned' by escalating tensions in Jerusalem, official says


????

Concerned? How about responsible for

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:09 PM (DUoqb)

274 I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget :

Kareem Abdul Barty?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

275 Oh, how is wittle barry going to top this?

Putin scored goals playing hockey. Granted, who would stop him?

He rides horses, kills tigers, bombs Syria, now this!

I guess Baroque will be photographed skating with one of those ice walkers? Speed skating with Apollo? Wearing a speedo (ugh, harfing again today). Wearing tights and Irish clogging? This hockey thing will stick in his craw (what is a craw? I guess the little pouch he has on his chin when he is frowny-faced...which I think holds snuff).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 07, 2015 05:09 PM (LJ4iV)

276 Concerned? How about responsible for

Yeah obama has certainly done a bang up job in the Middle East...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (hUdMz)

277 Well, at least now, ISIS will get their ass kicked.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (Xo1Rt)

278 That was my first reaction, but apparently if you're an upper class twit, first you go to the trolley car, get snockered, and then splash it all on yer trou! Hence getting trousered.


Gawd, I love this.

Come for the (I forget, what's the ostensible purpose of this place?) and stay for the erudition on tomfoolery, Bacchanalia, and general smuttery.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (JtwS4)

279 Ponder this:



Someone is Hillary's! gynecologist.



*buffs nails*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 04:58 PM


This. Is. Fargin'. War!

Do you know how much eye bleach I need for that?!

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (KrAjA)

280 Hillary 2016: I'll believe whatever you want me to believe!

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (VPvxh)

281
Hillary: Free Booze!
Posted by: MTF
........................

Booze Stamps and Fun Camps

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (wAQA5)

282 Modern man doesn't need to compete

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 05:10 PM (gY61M)

283 @265 Especially the autocephalous Tewahedo Ethiopian Church, among whose members is the international star Meseret Defar.
http://tinyurl.com/ov697uu
(Crux at the end, if you're short on time.)

Posted by: On behalf of the front-line Christians, Syrians, Lebanese, Egyptian, Armenian, southern Slavs, Chris at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (YyXxw)

284 Putin won't even apologize.
Posted by: Jean
-----------------

If the hospital is stupid enough to locate where we are bombing, it deserves it.

Posted by: Vlad at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (9mTYi)

285
The world burns and Preznit Wonder Boy sits in the people's house spanking his trout.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (OiFtZ)

286 I have a question for this smart military blog.


Does Russia have the capability to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq?

Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

287 Vlad send bill to Doctors Without Borders for ammunition rental. Da!

Posted by: putin trolls at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (//bLW)

288 Hillary 2016: A vote for me is a vote for whatever!

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (VPvxh)

289 Does Russia have the capability to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq?
Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

Not really... but they can do damage

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (DUoqb)

290 "I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget "


I was wondering what that wild and crazy couple ha been up to lately. No new vids in a while.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (LA7Cm)

291 Jean

Pretty sure Putin will not allow an international investigation.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (mcm0N)

292 Well, at least now, ISIS will get their ass kicked.

No. The Russians will drop lots of shit, hit little. They will prop up Assad in the Druze/Alawite/Maronite/Shia areas; and let ISIS roam in the rest. Syria will be defacto partitioned.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (ztOda)

293 My shooooooooes!!11!!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (Dwehj)

294 Hillary 2016: Please don't make me go home to my empty life...

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (VPvxh)

295 Hillary's gyno uses a XXXL speculum for his investigative work. She could park a Mini-Cooper in that orifice.

--

Probably where the missing emails are. Who's gonna dare to look?

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (pVkEV)

296 There seems to be a lot of "concern" in the White House.

Has Barry gone to Oregon to dance on the graves?

And by the way, two days ago I told husband and son I would hope I would have fought the shooter. While he was focused on shooting the vet, I would have at least thrown a chair at the bastard's back, or a desk. Something. Anything.

But that's just me. And apparently, Ben Carson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (FsuaD)

297 286- why would you think they couldn't?

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (gY61M)

298 Hillary 2016: because the money won't just donate itself!

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (VPvxh)

299 Hillary will sell to anybody with the money, but she does not stay bought. Think hooker, not wife.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (zetif)

300 No. The Russians will drop lots of shit, hit little. They will prop up Assad in the Druze/Alawite/Maronite/Shia areas; and let ISIS roam in the rest. Syria will be defacto partitioned.
Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (ztOda)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (DUoqb)

301 Hillary! or Jeb!

You want the FUPA, or the chalupa?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (E5UB0)

302 Does Russia have the capability to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq?
Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

Yep.

Posted by: maddogg at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (xWW96)

303 Has Barry gone to Oregon to dance on the graves?

Friday.... On His way to a planned fund raiser in Seattle... Nice of Him to stop by...

Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (hUdMz)

304 Hillary 2016: I may not understand e-mail, but you can trust me on this trade thingy!

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (VPvxh)

305 Dear Dr.'s Without Borders (what the hell does that mean?)

Enclosed is a bill for the lead bullets that were inadvertently delivered to your hospital.

Please remit at once.

Your friend,

V. Putin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (Xo1Rt)

306 Hillary 2016: Running with Scissors

Posted by: wooga at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (nYAaL)

307 Fuck Hillary. But Axelrod is really coming off in this stuff as Karl Rove for the Left.

Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)

308 Maybe I'll work up a new logo and programming schedule for NPR and send it to them, all uninvited and such.
See how welcome *that* is.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

That right there sums up the Democrap party in its entirety. Working hard and spending money to produce something that serves no purpose and was never requested.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (+YMhA)

309 why would you think they couldn't?
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 05:12 PM (gY61M)


Well I am not sure what was meant by "carpet bombing" but Russia does not have a huge fleet of conventional bombers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (DUoqb)

310 Somebody needs to blockade the highway into Roseburg.

At the funeral, turn your back on him.

If he shows up at your house shut the door in his face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 05:15 PM (Xo1Rt)

311 Hillary 2016: I promise I will lie to the other guy, but never to you!

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:15 PM (VPvxh)

312 303 Has Barry gone to Oregon to dance on the graves?

Friday.... On His way to a planned fund raiser in Seattle... Nice of Him to stop by...
Posted by: donna at October 07, 2015 05:13 PM (hUdMz)

Sounded to me like he's gonna get mooned in that town.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 05:15 PM (+YMhA)

313 Hillary 2016: Elect me. My life is shit if you don't.

Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:16 PM (Fmupd)

314 Hillary 2016: Make mePresident, or Wal-Mart greeter, your choice.

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:16 PM (VPvxh)

315 >> an underlying rationale, for her candidacy.

"I have a musty cooter" doesn't work?

Posted by: Hillary at October 07, 2015 05:16 PM (c7vUv)

316 Does Russia have the capability to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq?
Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:11 PM (GwIKd)

Yep.
Posted by: maddog


With what, Bears? They won't waste their time. They will rely on Syrian Army to direct ground attack.

Posted by: Jean at October 07, 2015 05:16 PM (ztOda)

317
If you don't elect me president, I will end my life and blame it on you America.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (OiFtZ)

318 They think we're dumb. Seriously, u watch a movie with go-girl PR heroines waiting to meet-cute McCoughney and it's like "oh, we'll just use PR magic to make this blow over"

The problem is, nearly half of Americans are below average in intelligence.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (Ojdnl)

319 TPP?

That's like toilet paper , right?

Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (0dcbp)

320 307 Fuck Hillary.
Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)

Did you miss the part up earlier about how this has become nigh impossible?

Dusty, son, dusty.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling, Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (+YMhA)

321 Hillary 2016: I know you would rather have Bill, but tough shit.

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (VPvxh)

322
Far more amusing than this ongoing Hillary spectacle of degradation, or even the Mid East festival of idiocy, is the SoTH situation.

McC. seems to be exactly what you'd expect from a career staffer who replaced his boss in a machine, gerrymandered, dead, one-party district. Pretty much a nothing. Empty suit. Bumbling as well.

The House caucus really is facing a test here. Do they really think that just rearranging the farcical "leadership" - actually, barely even doing that - will "answer the mail" at this point?

JohnE and Geraghty and Stephens and Will et al can beclown themselves all they want furiously explaining why Trump is an abomination unsuitable for such an august political party and such a serious country. There is a hard core of sensible people who are citizens, not sports fans or cult members or Beltway courtiers/rent-seekers, who recognize how desperate our national situation is. One tiny change in faces in the House GOP leadership will exacerbate the cold, intelligent fury that drove Boehner out, not tamp it down.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2015 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

323
Don't use my name for Hillary cooter jokes.

Posted by: Joe Bob Cooter, Lions QB Coach at October 07, 2015 05:18 PM (OiFtZ)

324 Oh, you stoopid peoples! What drives the Shrills to her lust for power is ME!

FEAR.THE.VAG.

Vote for The Vag!

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at October 07, 2015 05:18 PM (GrCeo)

325 Yeah I'm Hillary!s gynecologist. I consider myself more of a mechanic. See she's already turned over twice and all I give her is lube and oil.

Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 05:18 PM (wAQA5)

326 "They think we're dumb"

Looks around.
Yep.

Posted by: navybrat at October 07, 2015 05:18 PM (ETxiG)

327 Gabriel made a good joke:

Hilllary's latest flip-flop should really help her pick up 5 points in the polls. The unfavorable/dishonest polls.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:19 PM (Ojdnl)

328 Hillary 2016: Elect me, and I will get right on finding a slogan!

Posted by: Hillary Campagn slogans still under consideration at October 07, 2015 05:19 PM (VPvxh)

329 Most of Russia's Bear and and Backfire Bombers are strategic and would have to be reconfigured to drop large number of conventional bombs...I doubt they would waste the time or money to do that, since their major focus is still strategic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:19 PM (DUoqb)

330 The U.S. under Hillary would begin to resemble 'Downunder', in 'A Boy and his Dog'.

Posted by: Vlad at October 07, 2015 05:19 PM (9mTYi)

331 Isn't it strange that Obama couldn't use his man-god skills of persuasion and soaring oratory to prevent Hillary from going against him?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (Ojdnl)

332 Not only was Hillary's State Department heavily involved in negotiating TPP, she is the single Cabinet officer with the most time served in working on it. If anyone's "baby," TPP is hers. And it might be a good deal, we are now getting the details. Pity all those years - almost ten, across two presidencies - and effort negotiating gets thrown under the bus for temporary political gain, but that's Democrats for you.

As for those on our side who oppose free trade, they are simply ignorant. Every single trade agreement we have ever signed, going back to the first GATT in 1947, has favored the USA on balance. This is because we already have very few barriers to imports; trade agreements are mainly about getting our trading partners to reciprocate.

Posted by: Adjoran at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (QIQ6j)

333 "I will end my life and blame it on you America.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton "



Ummmm......okay.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (LA7Cm)

334 Well I am not sure what was meant by "carpet bombing" but Russia does not have a huge fleet of conventional bombers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:14 PM (DUoqb)


----------------------------------


Wait until their tanks arrive. Russians love killing and destroying up close and personal. It's been their tactic since WWII.

Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (Fmupd)

335 TPP?

Uhhhh, we disproved that a long time ago. You know it's the thing from the 40's.

xxoo

Sierra Club president explaining stuff

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:21 PM (Ojdnl)

336 Did you say, like, 'Holy War'?
Or, did the Russkies?
Did you say, "remove the crucifixes in remembrance of the One who died on one?"
Or did the Swedes?
Who was 'neutral' in WW II?
Is this a cultural thing?
Like clitoridectomies?
Like cousin-marriage?
Like state trumps individual?
Like citizen v. subject?
Like "Ich und Du"? (h/t Rabbi Martin Buber.)

Posted by: On behalf of the front-line Christians, Syrians, Lebanese, Egyptian, Armenian, southern Slavs, Chris at October 07, 2015 05:21 PM (YyXxw)

337
Bill and I were the models for the book and movie "Love Story" played by Ryan O'Neill and Ali MacGraw.

Posted by: Rodham Rodham at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (OiFtZ)

338 Russians love killing and destroying up close and personal. It's been their tactic since WWII.

***

well, human wave tactics can be exciting.

But since M1A1's will pick them off from 3 miles away while drive 55mph and T-72s are basically gas-soaked fireworks....

I'd rather not.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (Ojdnl)

339 Wait until their tanks arrive. Russians love killing and destroying up close and personal. It's been their tactic since WWII.
Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (Fmupd)

Yup, that they do love.... And Fredo has opened the gate wide to them if they so choose to go that route

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (DUoqb)

340 A little relief for me at least: NHL regular season is back!!!!


Jets @ Flames tomorrow!!!

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (vsbNu)

341 As for those on our side who oppose free trade, they are simply ignorant.

Posted by: Adjoran at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (QIQ6j)


That's just retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (zc3Db)

342 A squadron of bombers, a dozen maybe could do what would have taken a whole wing did in WWII

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2015 05:23 PM (gY61M)

343 the problem with carpet bombing is getting the bomber over the target that has SAM's eh?

I like the less ridiculous carpet tomohawking, as Clancy wrote about in a few of his books. Costs less than losing 5 b-52s

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:23 PM (Ojdnl)

344 How many of you have seen the National Enquirer story on Hillary's health?

-
In 1872, Horace "Go West, Young Man" Greeley ran as a Donk against Grant. A week before the election, his wife died and he was cast into depression. He lost in a landslide. Then he found that a faction from the newspaper was trying to oust him. He became "ill", was transferred to a mental hospital, and died in the later part of the November in the first part of which was the election.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 05:24 PM (XUKZU)

345 >>>FEAR.THE.VAG.


DON'T DREAM IT. BE IT.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (E5UB0)

346 As for those on our side who oppose free trade, they are simply ignorant.


+1

Posted by: Chinese shit that breaks a week after you buy it at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (Dwehj)

347 Steven McGraw, the Director of the Texas Department of Public Safety, was speaking at the annual Texas Border Coalition meeting in Laredo when he was asked if he thought any ISIS members had been nabbed at the Texas-Mexico border.

Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (zOTsN)

348 The House caucus really is facing a test here. Do they really think that
just rearranging the farcical "leadership" - actually, barely even
doing that - will "answer the mail" at this point?

--

I thought I caught on the radio this morning that McCarthy is only about 2 or 3 votes within securing the Speakership. He'll likely bumble his way into the 3rd highest office in the land. Only the best for America.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (pVkEV)

349 As for those on our side who oppose free trade, they are simply ignorant.

Posted by: Adjoran at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (QIQ6j)

That's just retarded.

*************

well, the cheap chalupas crowd and zuckyfucky have turned it into something sinister and anti-american...as in they pretend USA workers are too dumb and lazy to do that which they could outsource.

But whatever, I'm sure being replaced by Geeta or a touch screen is great for your average american.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (Ojdnl)

350 well, human wave tactics can be exciting. But since M1A1's will pick them off from 3 miles away while drive 55mph and T-72s are basically gas-soaked fireworks.... I'd rather not.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (Ojdnl)


-------------------------------------


We have tank units in Syria? News to me.

Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (Fmupd)

351 >>Hillary gives vodka a bad name.

Personally, she leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 05:25 PM (c7vUv)

352 at a certain point, the free trade types will have to accept that countries exist to make benefit for their actual people, not to clear away indigents for the next wave of "economic migrants"

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:26 PM (Ojdnl)

353 Russians couldn't bomb a fixed pipeline in Georgia, last time they tried aerial bombing. I'm betting they use troops and artillery.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (JTwsP)

354 A little relief for me at least: NHL regular season is back!!!!
I wouldn't know. I live in Toronto.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (//bLW)

355 But since M1A1's will pick them off from 3 miles away while drive 55mph and T-72s are basically gas-soaked fireworks....

I'd rather not.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:22 PM (Ojdnl)

T-72s are generations old.. those POS they sell to client Countries...If the Russians themselves go in they will go in with their top of the line tanks T-90s and T-14 Armata's ( if they are actually working yet?)

And that is the problem with what Fredo has done... allowing old Russian Equipment to client states into the Middle East was one thing, but now Fredo is allowing the Russians themselves and front line new equipment into the Middle East

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (DUoqb)

356 Hillary's gyno exams must be done in a BioWarfare Level IV containment facility. If containment is breached, there is failsafe nuclear device to sterilize.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (dvuhZ)

357 We have tank units in Syria? News to me.
*******
Your desire to have my comments be topical/relevant has triggered me and made me feel unsafe.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (Ojdnl)

358 Don't use the phrase "carpet bombing" in a Hillary thread, please!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (jR7Wy)

359 I don't know why, but "pleasing her left flank" sounds like something an amorous butcher or cattle rancher does with livestock on a moonlit night.

Ain't goin' there.

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (iIzG7)

360
Either than or some guy with polonium on a stick.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (JTwsP)

361 As for those on our side who oppose free trade, they are simply ignorant.



Posted by: Adjoran at October 07, 2015 05:20 PM (QIQ6j)



That's just retarded.



Well, 'oo will clean our TOILETS then?

Posted by: Kelly Osbourne at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (0dcbp)

362 SIA is the term for Special Interest Aliens

that means illegal aliens from countries with a large terrorist presence. Texas leads the nation in the apprehension of SIA, who come in across the southern border

Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

363 That's a lot of flank to please. Acres.

Posted by: Bobby Ahr at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (zmZ2x)

364 @301, Caitlyn, bitch...
La panochita!
She may be small, but I gave her a giant strap-on. (Pro-tip: he didn't learn that on Mockingbird Ln.)

Posted by: 5th-dimensional Visitor to NE DFW Metroplex, not all that far from Love Field at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (YyXxw)

365 I'm betting they use troops and artillery.
***
that's how they lost that column of soldiers...in grozny?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (Ojdnl)

366 Could the Dem Presidential race have a catchy NASCAR-type title.... for the Dems the race(like a NASCAR race) is nothing more than left turns all day, every day?

Like The Hildebeast 500?....I am sure there are others.....

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (3ZttN)

367 354 A little relief for me at least: NHL regular season is back!!!!
I wouldn't know. I live in Toronto.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2015 05:27 PM (//bLW)


Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:28 PM (vsbNu)

368 "I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget "

-
Keep it classy, you guys.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 05:29 PM (XUKZU)

369 Red China isn't part of the TPP. It's a trade pact to counter the Chinese.

Just wait! Kohms. Yangs. Kohmunists. Yankees. OMG!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2015 05:30 PM (//bLW)

370 No wonder Matty Yglesias has been trying to spin--cold blooded liar as a positive.

Must be getting a sneak peek at Hillary's internals.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:30 PM (mcm0N)

371 >>at a certain point, the free trade types will have to accept that countries exist to make benefit for their actual people, not to clear away indigents for the next wave of "economic migrants"

That's what free trade, traditionally a very Republican and conservative policy, is designed to do, help promote economic growth for the US. I can't speak to this deal because I haven't seen it but denying we live in a world of global competition is to deny reality.

I'd rather see free trade deals that balance the playing field then return to the disastrous days of protectionism and tariffs. But I do not trust Obama's administration to negotiate anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

372
I'm betting they use troops and artillery.
***
that's how they lost that column of soldiers...in grozny?
Oopsy doopsy. That's why Pooty Poot restarted the draft.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:30 PM (JTwsP)

373 "All you have to know to understand this is that they don't like dogs. Anybody who doesn't like dogs....."

Adolf liebte seinen Hund!

Posted by: Chris M at October 07, 2015 05:30 PM (k3w9p)

374 The only thing that pleases her left flank is Huma's fingernails deep in the cellulite.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2015 05:31 PM (wAQA5)

375 I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget

They're the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at October 07, 2015 05:31 PM (Dwehj)

376 Hillary's lies about TPP prove she will be a great president. Here's why....

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at October 07, 2015 05:31 PM (OD2ni)

377 Oh cripes logprof thanks for the hockey reminder.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:31 PM (mcm0N)

378 I had a Polonium F-33 poisonous person modulator once .

Unfortunately I lost it in a tragic paddle boat accident on the Vermilion River. Right in the middle of the deepest spot too.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 05:32 PM (dOD0J)

379 >>Imagine Hillary! getting a breast exam.

Probably done by a podiatrist.

Posted by: Aviator at October 07, 2015 05:32 PM (c7vUv)

380
Oh my its getting late.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:32 PM (JTwsP)

381 Could the Dem Presidential race have a catchy NASCAR-type title.... for the Dems the race(like a NASCAR race) is nothing more than left turns all day, every day?

Like The Hildebeast 500?....I am sure there are others.....



Commie 400

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 05:33 PM (VfCmK)

382 "I have sad news, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested in Canada by a tall midget "

I hope the midget wasn't cheating by wearing lifts.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at October 07, 2015 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

383 I know there is a PR this,

But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes?

Posted by: Yo! at October 07, 2015 05:33 PM (GwIKd)

384 I saw Dusty Cooter open for ZZ Top at the Cow Palace in '00.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (3tjn4)

385 Apparently Quaid had been hiding in plain-sight for the past year after missing a Canadian immigration hearing that was probably not going to have gone his way.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (//bLW)

386 Yep. When the world ends and all we have left to fight with are pointy sticks. Vlad's boys will have pointy sticks dipped in polonium.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (JTwsP)

387 61 Wed Food Thread: I just fixed me a large tuna cake and some hash browns. ummmm good.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 04:29 PM (t2KH5)

Let's not discuss Hillary and "large tuna cake" in the same thread, mmkay?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (kpqmD)

388 Shitter's full, Huma.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (Dwehj)

389 That's what free trade, traditionally a very Republican and conservative policy, is designed to do, help promote economic growth for the US. I can't speak to this deal because I haven't seen it but denying we live in a world of global competition is to deny reality.

I'd rather see free trade deals that balance the playing field then return to the disastrous days of protectionism and tariffs. But I do not trust Obama's administration to negotiate anything.

***

yes, obviously. And no, obama can't.

also, since TPP is rumored to be more immigration and H1B's for everyone, I can't support it.

Free trade is great. So is competition. I used to think it was simple, and maybe it is, but our corrupt classes are busy making it impossible to be sure.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:34 PM (Ojdnl)

390

wait

how come they will deport a loon like Quaid

but not jihadis

Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:35 PM (zOTsN)

391 I'd rather see free trade deals that balance the
playing field then return to the disastrous days of protectionism and
tariffs. But I do not trust Obama's administration to negotiate
anything.

Posted by: JackStraw

Clearly you've never sweated bullets negotiating with them on the budget, immigration, Planned Parenthood.....

Posted by: John Boehner at October 07, 2015 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

392 ...and since our economic woes are based on US economic policy and higher than norm corporate tax rates, more Chuck Vindaloos handling USA corps' IT problems is not the answer.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:35 PM (Ojdnl)

393
But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes?
Because unlike Western media, the Russian media isn't interested in showing what their military is actually doing.

Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:35 PM (JTwsP)

394 Black High School Student Says He Raped And Murdered His Math Teacher Because She Used A Trigger Word

-
That bitch!

More good news, his confession was suppressed because he didn't really understand when he waived his rights.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (XUKZU)

395 Yo!: "But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes?"

Because the Americans showed theirs. It's a bragging rights competition and the Soviets want everyone to think they are at least equal to the U.S. in tech.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (1CroS)

396 denying we live in a world of global competition is to deny reality.

Yeah , well the "competition" is currently over who can survive on indentured servant wages while maintaining the extremely shitty level of quality but high quantity of the products and services. The only jobs produced in 8 years have gone to the' competition '.

But hey, at least we don't have to mow our own grass and cheap lettuce and dildos and shit.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (0dcbp)

397 Barrel, Boner.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (Dwehj)

398 Off the to The Barrel, you weepy orange bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (kpqmD)

399 UNBARREL

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (E5UB0)

400 The barrel, she be hungry.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (XUKZU)

401 Does this colostomy bag clash with my pants suit?

Posted by: Hillary! the shady lady at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (CanRu)

402 End Embarrelling

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (1CroS)

403 But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes?

Posted by: Yo!


Because they can. Or at least they want you to think that.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

404 But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes?
Because unlike Western media, the Russian media isn't interested in showing what their military is actually doing.
Posted by: simplemind at October 07, 2015 05:35 PM (JTwsP)

Well this is technical but in Military terms that is called GIVING THE FINGER to Fredo!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 07, 2015 05:37 PM (DUoqb)

405 Is this Hillary story the reason I am seeing ads for plus sized women's clothing to my left? Honestly, some of the models look pretty good.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 07, 2015 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

406 Hillary complains that the Benghazi hearings are a witch-hunt.

That the server investigation is a witch-hunt.

That inquiries into her "foundation's" finances are a witch-hunt.

In fact, everything going back to the Rose Law Firm and her cattle futures trades are a witch-hunt.

Hey, if the broom fits...

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:37 PM (iIzG7)

407 @364 No one knows that Sen. Dondi is our love child, born of the dildo, suffered unto the dildo but as a youth (no semen), and continuing the foul heritage with his offspring in FL.
Go on the internet, use a proxy and bitcoin, find the fotos.
The search engines are all complicit. So is your ISP.
They just want you to CYA.
Saves legal fees, etc.
The media promulgates sin.
Weird, huh?

Posted by: 5th-dimensional Visitor to NE DFW Metroplex, not all that far from Love Field at October 07, 2015 05:37 PM (YyXxw)

408 377 Oh cripes logprof thanks for the hockey reminder.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 07, 2015 05:31 PM (mcm0N)


--And as of now the Jets have a perfect record!

Posted by: logprof at October 07, 2015 05:37 PM (vsbNu)

409 I don't want to go to the barrel! *sob*

Posted by: Weeping Boner at October 07, 2015 05:38 PM (Dwehj)

410
In 1872, Horace "Go West, Young Man" Greeley ran
as a Donk against Grant. A week before the election, his wife died and
he was cast into depression. He lost in a landslide. Then he found
that a faction from the newspaper was trying to oust him. He became
"ill", was transferred to a mental hospital, and died in the later part
of the November in the first part of which was the election.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 07, 2015 05:24 PM (XUKZU)


Interesting... how many of our former Presidents do we look on and say "man, that guy was a crappy President, what were they thinking?" without considering who his opponent was.


Yeah, Grant was lousy at the job. A really really really dumb choice, but jeepers, Greeley? That's who you're up against? No wonder they elected him twice.

No doubt the the future history will be saying that about our eventual 2016 winner.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 07, 2015 05:39 PM (TOk1P)

411 "All you have to know to understand this is that they don't like dogs. Anybody who doesn't like dogs....."

****

dog ain't got no reason to live
xxoo
Louis Fontaine

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 07, 2015 05:39 PM (Ojdnl)

412 "394 Black High School Student Says He Raped And Murdered His Math Teacher Because She Used A Trigger Word

-
That bitch!"


Using Sally Kohn's logic, she deserved it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 07, 2015 05:39 PM (OD2ni)

413 407
@364 No one knows that Sen. Dondi is our love child, born of the dildo,
suffered unto the dildo but as a youth (no semen), and continuing the
foul heritage with his offspring in FL.

Go on the internet, use a proxy and bitcoin, find the fotos.

The search engines are all complicit. So is your ISP.

They just want you to CYA.

Saves legal fees, etc.

The media promulgates sin.

Weird, huh?


Sven, is that you?

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

414 Hey, if the broom fits...

Oh it fits, believe me.

Posted by: Huma at October 07, 2015 05:40 PM (kpqmD)

415 Luckily for Boehner, the barrel has a gloryhole with executive access to Barry O's cock.

Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 05:40 PM (3tjn4)

416






OT
Threatening to post sex tape on Facebook is not a crime, court rules

Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:40 PM (0dcbp)

417 409
I don't want to go to the barrel! *sob*


Posted by: Weeping Boner


I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

418 Black High School Student Says He Raped And Murdered His Math Teacher Because She Used A Trigger Word

He was turning his life around.

Posted by: SJWs at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (Dwehj)

419 But why is Russia showing vids of precision air strikes? Posted by: Yo!


-----------------------------------------


Well, they're not really Russian videos. They're old YouTube videos of US bombing strikes.

Posted by: Soona at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (Fmupd)

420 >>Yeah , well the "competition" is currently over who can survive on indentured servant wages while maintaining the extremely shitty level of quality but high quantity of the products and services. The only jobs produced in 8 years have gone to the' competition

But that's not the fault of free trade. It's the fault of idiots in DC, mostly but not exclusively on the left, we keep layering rules and regulations that do nothing but make it more expensive to do business in the US.

My little, not so little anymore, manufacturing company is under the thumb of multiple alphabet agencies in DC that do nothing but cost us money and jobs. We could be growing much fast and adding a lot more jobs if we could get them off our back.

Most of our business is international and we compete against similar foreign products every day. By and large, people will still pay a premium for US quality.

Big, out of control government is the problem not free trade.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (/tuJf)

421 "All you have to know to understand this is that they don't like dogs. Anybody who doesn't like dogs....."


I like dogs....in my belly.

Posted by: Our 44th President at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (OD2ni)

422 >>Must be getting a sneak peek at Hillary's internals.

You REALLY don't want that.

Posted by: Hillary's GYN at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (c7vUv)

423 @413 No, his brother in Christ

Posted by: 5th-dimensional Visitor to NE DFW Metroplex, not all that far from Love Field at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (YyXxw)

424 Black High School Student Says He Raped And Murdered His Math Teacher Because She Used A Trigger Word

It's a shame she didn't use a real trigger.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (zc3Db)

425
HILLARY FOR...Supreme Vagina of America!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 05:41 PM (0cMkb)

426

Hey

Buzzfeed has a quizz you can take to see how privilege you are. Called Check Your Privilege

Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

427 "... the barrel has a gloryhole with executive access to Barry O's cock..."

A trans-dimensional portal to Mooch's purse, or Val-Jar Binks'?

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:42 PM (iIzG7)

428 Fritz: "Luckily for Boehner, the barrel has a gloryhole with executive access to Barry O's cock."

SCoaMF has one? When did this happen?

Posted by: International Community at October 07, 2015 05:42 PM (1CroS)

429 More Nood Hillary, if you can stand it.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 07, 2015 05:43 PM (0NdlF)

430 426

Hey

Buzzfeed has a quizz you can take to see how privilege you are. Called Check Your Privilege
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

Don't need a quiz. I'm still white, straight and male, ergo at the top of the privilege charts.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 05:43 PM (kpqmD)

431 Well, they're not really Russian videos. They're old YouTube videos of US bombing strikes.

Posted by: Soona


The giveaway was Norman Schwarzkopf introducing the videos.

Posted by: pep at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

432 "... Nood Hillary..."

Arrrggghhh!!!! My eyes!!!!!!

Posted by: Qoheleth at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (iIzG7)

433 Black High School Student Says He Raped And Murdered His Math Teacher Because She Used A Trigger Word

That kid's whiter than I am.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

434 But that's not the fault of free trade. It's the fault of idiots in DC,
mostly but not exclusively on the left, we keep layering rules and
regulations that do nothing but make it more expensive to do business in
the US.


I wholeheartedy concur and am sorry to hear that you are suffering from it.

This is why the H1b visa "alien laundering" scam is such an important point.

You can build a damn giant wall all around the entire US and the H visas will still walk through the front gate with a smile and a US Government seal of approval on their bullshit, fraudulent visa.

"Temporary need" my ass.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 07, 2015 05:44 PM (0dcbp)

435 Again I have to admire the Democrat politicians in giving their voters and supporters what they want.


Instead of shooting them the double bird while screaming Fuck You Assholes as does the GOP to it's voters and supporters.


Too bad what the Dim voters hate America and are clinically insane, but hey-

Their politicians deliver for them.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 05:46 PM (0cMkb)

436 Their politicians deliver for them.
Posted by: naturalfake
-------------------------------------
That's because they've brainwashed their constituents into desiring that which is in the best interest of the politicians, and harmful to their constituents. Of course conmen will always deliver for those who desire to be conned, and will resent those who see through it.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 05:55 PM (E5UB0)

437 Axelrod had warned that Clinton needed to show she was "running for a purpose and not just for a promotion."

Why was it OK for Obama to run for no purpose but the promotion, but it's not OK for Hillary to do so? Hypocrite. Why does Axelrod hate women?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 07, 2015 06:04 PM (PEgKF)

438 Someone needs to tell Axelrod not to smile in photos. The man looks like someone who has an encyclopedic collection of porn of doubtful legality.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 07, 2015 06:42 PM (G/poz)

439 oh power...oh more power....bigger power! More! Bigger! Oh! Oh! OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at October 07, 2015 06:48 PM (/Vs1e)

440 Dead thread but anyway:
At Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters in Brooklyn, staffers are invited to complete a phrase that is written on a wall: "Hillary for..."
Beside it, staffers have plastered dozens of sticky notes with various words and phrases.


This reminds me of when Al Gore was setting up a core group of advisors in, I dunno, 1998? They were the best of the best of the democratic party and funded with something like 25 million in seed money. Literally two weeks later they said they were out of money and had no structure or plan yet.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 07, 2015 07:30 PM (NHtMs)

441 Sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 07, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)

442 Hillary's desperately cynical reversals... compulsion for personal political power.

Ideas and policies are to be discarded at will. The only underlying principle that Hillary Clinton believes in is an unshakable belief that Hillary Clinton should finally be in charge of people.

Very well said Ace. This should be repeated to others over and over again.

T

Posted by: Farmer at October 07, 2015 09:14 PM (o/90i)

443 Is there no Paolo who can rid me of this troublesome candidate?

Posted by: Henry Deuce at October 07, 2015 09:21 PM (sOhww)

444 Hillary!! I will give you all the liberty I feel you deserve!

Posted by: The Garbone at October 08, 2015 10:43 AM (5xuEg)

445 The surprise is not that Hillary opposes TPP but that Obama supports it.

Posted by: Fred at October 08, 2015 11:41 AM (0CK1S)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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