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Morning Headlines Thread
Whatever's goin' on.
Here's something horrible. Neil DeGrasse Tyson went on a Reddit Ask Me Anything to answer questions about one of his many fields of expertise: art. Sure, why not. The toadying on display was vile, but this is the worst of it (I hope!!!):In the 13-minute video, Tyson answers some serious questions and some quirky ones (our favorite: "If you were going to be painted nude, but the background of the painting was on the surface of a planet of your choice, what planet would you choose and why?"), throwing a fair bit of scientific facts in for good measure.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:43 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Ducky Davis at October 07, 2015 08:44 AM (8R8mX)
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Posted by: sinalco at October 07, 2015 08:45 AM (9JAae)
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Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:45 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 08:45 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Sierra Club at October 07, 2015 08:46 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 08:47 AM (QU7W6)
I don't understand . Is Ace posting from France? They are something like 6 hours ahead of us, right?
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 07, 2015 08:47 AM (dwHMP)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 08:48 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 08:50 AM (t2KH5)
And wow I repeated myself. I guess I need to still wake up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 08:50 AM (QU7W6)
Any idea what is going on in this picture? Seems oddly specific for something that the artist just made up:
http://tinyurl.com/ow6t3du
Not exactly anime, if anyone was likely to recognize the story it came from it would be you.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 08:51 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 08:52 AM (bZ7mE)
I got to the three minute mark just now, and there is blood running out of the monitor.
Cruz has a face for radio, and a voice for print, but he's slicing like a hammer in that video!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 07, 2015 08:53 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Baba Wawa at October 07, 2015 08:54 AM (9Fc79)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 07, 2015 08:55 AM (CanRu)
Posted by: gapoz at October 07, 2015 08:55 AM (thyJJ)
Claudius, the guy everyone thinks is a moron and is actually a very
canny guy.
He's avoided getting the long knife all these years by playing the fool.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 08:55 AM (oVJmc)
I wish that my skull was on fire after reading that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 07, 2015 08:56 AM (326rv)
Posted by: mc at October 07, 2015 08:56 AM (xuXpE)
Claudius, the guy everyone thinks is a moron and is actually a very
canny guy.
He's avoided getting the long knife all these years by playing the fool.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Uh.....no. he's a big turd in a little toilet (Delaware).
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 07, 2015 08:57 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 07, 2015 08:57 AM (OLNwX)
If Joey Bidet is Claudius, then that means someone will gut him to claim the seat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 08:57 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 08:57 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 08:58 AM (XgAXX)
He isn't even a scientist. Hell, he's just an administrator. But because America now has the attention span of a gnat, his dumbing down of pretty much everything into hipster sound-bites, and his color, which makes dumb people feel good about themselves has made him a fvcking rock star.
Please Ace....can we shame Tyson. Just this once?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 08:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lincolntf
Um, post a little something later to let us know you're alright, mkay?
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 07, 2015 08:58 AM (nXeSu)
Drudge is right: what a fucking bore, on one level, and how tragic it seems on another, since it's kind of an insipid way to end Republican democracy.
I sure do hope somebody emerges from the GOP side with some vision and personality! That's the one thing I really like about Trump, putting aside his mish-mash of soft-Democrat policy ideas.
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 08:59 AM (TxJGV)
Much like the Emperor, underestimate him at your own peril.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 08:59 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Killerdog at October 07, 2015 09:00 AM (CanRu)
Posted by: Joey B at October 07, 2015 09:00 AM (OLNwX)
Posted by: mc at October 07, 2015 09:00 AM (xuXpE)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:01 AM (XgAXX)
Well, it wouldn't be Uranus.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:01 AM (VfCmK)
Hell I could do that for a discount.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 09:01 AM (/tuJf)
Joey Plugz is a true believer and a grifter par excellence.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:01 AM (g8Hfr)
Claudius wasn't gutted. They used to think he was poisoned, but now I think the consensus is that he died of natural causes.
But I want the paste eater to be the nominee, and have someone like Cruz debate him. As long as it isn't that coward Paul Ryan.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 09:02 AM (Zu3d9)
Neil DeGrasse Tyson isn't qualified to hold my bunsen burner.
If it wasn't for Affirmative Action, Neil would be driving for UBER.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington Carver at October 07, 2015 09:02 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:02 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:02 AM (XgAXX)
Ted Cruz: "What would you say it is...you do here?"
Sierra Club President: "Look, I told you! I concur with 97% of scientists so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills!! I'm good at talking to people!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!"
Posted by: VBJonny at October 07, 2015 09:03 AM (NX9H4)
Cruz would devour him, but the PVP bout would be Trump's toupee vs Plugz' implant dentistry.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:03 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Feh
This. he is no different from the self absorbed. grasping vermin that emerge from political machines. He is invulnerable here, and exploited that. He and Pelosi are the same.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 07, 2015 09:04 AM (326rv)
*****
Neil dG-T's ICD-10 code name?
T63.82 -- Toxic effect of contact with venomous toad
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:04 AM (NeFrd)
GSS: 18 yr trend: +0.08 C/decade (sea surface temps)
HadCRUT4 (UK Met Office/U East Anglia): 18 yr trend: +0.07 C/decade
NCDC: 18 yr trend: +0.06 C/decade
RSS: 18 yr trend: +0.00 C/decade
UAH: 18 yr trend: +0.10 C/decade
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:04 AM (XgAXX)
Quite...
Democrat politics creates a sort of strongman in various districts...
Schumer is New York's cockroach.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:05 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:06 AM (dOD0J)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 07, 2015 09:07 AM (YQA13)
Posted by: just sayin at October 07, 2015 09:07 AM (1uTkE)
Why not?
Putin for better or worse or more likely better and worse is a man of his word...
unlike *our* dictator...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:07 AM (g8Hfr)
Saying that eminent domain for real estate developers is wonderful is not a soft Democrat policy idea.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:07 AM (TAkZ9)
Except Biden never does, and he won't get called on it by a moderator. If it's just Cruz saying "no, your information is wrong" then it will be chalked up to no more than a difference of opinion. Voters won't actually look for the facts, because they are lazy and stupid. Much like the media.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (F26eZ)
I am fairly certain that Western science is going through the same slow collapse that happened in the Islamic world after the 11th century and for the same reason: the dominant worldview does not provide the necessary philosophic foundations for confidence in human ability to discover objective truth about the natural world.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: VBJonny at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (NX9H4)
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (UzPAd)
Against Trump, Biden would play the Noble and Charming Senator of Long Experience, but he'd have a harder time because Trump knows this and would try to knock Biden off his smiling pedestal. Against a tornado of Here's What Your Shitty Eight Years Have Done, Biden would look like smiling denial. Trump would take the unions right out from under Biden, and Biden wouldn't know what hit him.
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:09 AM (XgAXX)
****
Yep, we've got a code for that:
P76.0 -- Meconium plug syndrome
(P.S. If you don't know what meconium is, look it up, describes Joey B. rather well)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:09 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 09:10 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:10 AM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky
I ruled otherwise.
Posted by: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg (ACLU) at October 07, 2015 09:10 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:10 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at October 07, 2015 09:10 AM (gwG9s)
which gets us back to Ogabe et al being the symptom NOT the problem...
the problem is the retarded sleepy electorate.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:11 AM (g8Hfr)
-------------------------------------------------
OK, I'll grant you the occasional hard fascist policy idea creeps in.
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 09:11 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (UzPAd)
I would have to go with Gumby, he already is naked and besides who hasn't seen a piece of green gum before?
Posted by: Killerdog at October 07, 2015 09:11 AM (CanRu)
Indigestion from a bad hobo, mayhaps?
#freshhell
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:12 AM (LUgeY)
I had a meconium R-44 explosive intercontinental modulator once.
I lost it in a tragic canoe accident on the Mackinaw River.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:12 AM (dOD0J)
Agreed. And that would be survivable in the short and medium term if it didn't also include the training and and practice of medicine. We are turning out drones from our medical schools, and they will be the ones who will care for us in our dotage.
We are fvcked.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)
He should put his nekkid butt all over the planet he had redefined as not a planet.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:13 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:14 AM (O8IG/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:14 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:14 AM (QU7W6)
Clearly, NDT would choose Oa, at the entrance to the Green Lantern Corps Citadel. Because ghey.
Posted by: Bigby's Gimme a Hand Here at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (3ZtZW)
i was watching macgyver reruns this morning and noticed macgyver's creator, a fellow named zlotoff, had a great name for a nefarious villain.
so i looked it up and there isn't a zlotoff in fiction, some fu manchu type, but there is one in reality! meet
viktor zolotov, putin's bodyguard and head of his praetorian guard the internal security service (the "men in black". look it up in wikipedia.
just trying to help.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (WTSFk)
People would watch it, but only if "Ouch My Balls" was not on that day.
Posted by: spongeworthy at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (Yb+RB)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (gCr7r)
As we all know, Jupiter is a much bigger planet than Earth and has a gravity field several times that of Earth.
Thus, it would pull on my stubby little penis and make it much much longer!
And not too forget my testicles-
the enhanced gravity would lengthen my nutsack as well.
And as SCIENCE tells us,
the Ladies luvs them some long, waggly, wobbly nutsacks!
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 07, 2015 09:15 AM (WTSFk)
Morning ace is punishing us for our sins.
Morning ace is scary.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 07, 2015 09:16 AM (mf5HN)
That's a word I haven't heard or seen in a very long time......
Some shit needs to stay in the subconscious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 09:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (O8IG/)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (NOIQH)
No SNL sketch could possibly be as funny as the actual debate.
Posted by: V the K at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (O7MnT)
I see a smallish group of scientists, carefully educated and cloistered, surrounded by a howling and ignorant mob
eventually, we'll have a Canticle for Leibowitz
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (XgAXX)
Morning ace is punishing us for our sins.
Morning ace is scary.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up
Well yeah, but we also have Delaware's own Joe Biden to think about.....Oh fuck us.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (326rv)
And that's why I have such a feeling of despair for the direction our country's going in. We get the government we deserve, and there isn't a Judge Dredd that's going to fix that. We can put our fingers in the dike, from time to time, but without the media and learning apparatus, we're hosed on any policy that requires thinking beyond the tip of your nose.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (F26eZ)
Survey scientific papers (not 'scientists,' as they claim).
Take out any that don't take a position on AGW. In this case, that's over 2/3 of them.
Survey the remainder. Of the original number, .7% say no, .3% say uncertain, 32.6% total say YES (moar funding, pleez).
Report that <1/3 = 97%.
http://tinyurl.com/brdhm8t
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)
Good news everyone!:
Burger King's black Halloween Whopper is turning people's poop BRIGHT GREEN
'GreenPoop' became a popular hashtag on Twitter as users shared their experiences and even photos of the new hue of their stool
http://tinyurl.com/nmms7w3
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (kdS6q)
I thought Biden looked like a jackass in that debate, but in all honesty Paul Ryan looked like a weenie and a wimp that was getting thrown around by a moron.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 07, 2015 09:17 AM (YQA13)
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 07, 2015 09:18 AM (gCr7r)
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 09:18 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: no good deed at October 07, 2015 09:18 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:18 AM (O8IG/)
Morning ace is punishing us for our sins.
Morning ace is scary.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 07, 2015 09:16 AM (mf5HN)
Tell the truth...you're a little turned on right now, aren't you?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:19 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (XgAXX)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:07 AM (TAkZ9)
*****
What is the name of the candidate you support?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (2z4UX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (O8IG/)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:20 AM (LUgeY)
Yeah but it was burnt black. Load it up with butter and jelly and down the hatch.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:21 AM (dOD0J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:21 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (dOD0J)
I like burnt toast....
my poo is not green....
ergo it is not the color "black and bread" in play...
Burger King is chemically preparing its victims for alien abduction.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: rickl at October 07, 2015 09:18 AM (zoehZ)
India just hired China to build two Bullet Trains.
I guess they figured they could afford the population loss.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (O8IG/)
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (QU7W6)
It covers its skin with the lotion...
//Marvin "the Martian" Aludium of BK local Q36
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (g8Hfr)
By morning ace? Who wouldn't be?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (O8IG/)
Well, there's no way this could go poorly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Bigby's Gimme a Hand Here at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Steve Kroft at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (8HTq1)
evidently Harper-Mercer's dad....for a bit anyway....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (g8Hfr)
'GreenPoop' became a popular hashtag on Twitter as users shared their experiences and even photos of the new hue of their stool
The first thing I thought of was the Fartburgers from the original Dr. McNinja story...
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 09:24 AM (bZ7mE)
He's not
Riiiiiiiiight.
I'm just at the point of assuming any given leftard is gay. Probably not accurate, but...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 07, 2015 09:23 AM (vn2q2)
Hey!!! It's the newlywed!
How goes it? Settling in to life in Germany?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Sir Mix-Alot
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Botec at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (qJk/B)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:19 AM (gW5Vg)
*throatpunches*
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (LUgeY)
The Greys or the Plieaidians?
I do believe both have reached the limit on scientific data that anal probing can
provide.
What's left?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (dOD0J)
Rare ferret that eats only prairie dogs is reintroduced to American plains after successful breeding program saved it from extinction
http://tinyurl.com/pby2zoo
Gee -- thanks.
Posted by: The Prairie Dogs
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (kdS6q)
In fairness, (hat tip Ed Morrissey) who has not in fact tried Asian bread, white bread, and in a jam black bread?
I'm the Pilsbury Dough Boy of fucking bread appreciation.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 07, 2015 09:26 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:26 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:26 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:26 AM (O8IG/)
There's gold in them thar hills...
//Bob "Gray" Bleoorrt Alien Miner
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:26 AM (g8Hfr)
They claim that the buns are black because they bake A1 sauce into the bun. Sounds awful to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 07, 2015 09:25 AM (mf5HN)
*rubs thigh*
Stepstool, then punching.
Damn, for a little thing she's got a helluva jab.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (gW5Vg)
Yeah, when it's pumpernickel.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Fan Duel Employyes at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (MC6di)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 09:27 AM (bZ7mE)
As well as the Sierra Cllub douche.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:28 AM (oVJmc)
Granted Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a leftist blowhard, but you'll give yourself ulcers if you get irritated at every thing he or his acolytes do to burnish his image. The whole idea of Tyson getting himself painted in the nude with the background of a planet behind him is hysterical. It's like some weird modern version of a Rubens only with a heavy male model,, because I don''t think Tyson looks like a GQ model, does he?. They could title the work, "The Angry Planet"
Did I say that I cannot see his name without associating him with an ancient TV series called DeGrassi Junion High and Tyson chickens, so I always laugh no matter whatever fatuous comments he comes up with.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2015 09:28 AM (cgZPg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:28 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:28 AM (O8IG/)
I keep reminding her that maneuver works back from raptorback, but she insists Polly hates the saddle.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 07, 2015 09:28 AM (9krrF)
Ah hell Jack...
now I may have to try it...
the 10077 family are all A-1 addicts.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (g8Hfr)
Thanks for the warning. Eewwww.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (XgAXX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (NOIQH)
I like to be painted nude on the Moon clasping my black buns around a lunar stalagmite or something.
Making it the sexiest Halloween Green Cheeseburger evah!
SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at October 07, 2015 09:30 AM (KUa85)
Nice mental imagery...
NDT *should* be a punchline...instead in this fucked up epoch he is a dork sex symbol.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:30 AM (g8Hfr)
To be honest, right now I'm not doing much besides walking around and hoping nobody at the grocery store asks me any questions.
But the cheese is really good. And I'm getting a lot of exercise.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 07, 2015 09:30 AM (vn2q2)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:30 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:31 AM (O8IG/)
Please don't let it be the Grays....
Them skinny little guys....
from a galaxy far away...
.....
Oh Lord if I'm abducted....
Please don't let em take my brain...
There taint nuttin there...
but a whole lot of air....
and a couple of nicotine stains....
Copyright Me 2015
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:31 AM (dOD0J)
And what happens when all the prairie dogs are eaten? And what's that biting at my toes?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2015 09:31 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 07, 2015 09:16 AM (mf5HN)
Maybe he'll find our lost canoes?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (jJRIy)
Those are gubmint grants, right? So we're paying our tax dollars for propaganda used to reduce our freedoms and lighten our wallets.
Is this a great country or what?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (O8IG/)
Illinois Tim fronting for Joey and the Implants?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (oVJmc)
I'm an A1 fan as well (bite me you food snobs). But I draw the line at baking it into bread.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 09:32 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Boss Moss
****
There's an ICD-10 code for that:
S31.805A -- Open bite of unspecified buttock, initial encounter
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)
Those are gubmint grants, right?
97% of scientists agree that government money isn't corrupting, only oil money is.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
The Wee Folk can be warded against with cold iron, so's you know
Posted by: Bigby's Gimme a Hand Here at October 07, 2015 09:33 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:33 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)
You reintroduce the western spotted badger that eats only ferrets.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: DOCTOR Neil DeGrasse TYSON, beeyotches! at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (lVU49)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (O8IG/)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (IAtTy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (QU7W6)
So, basically, there's a punch of liberals holding dinner parties in a 'sustainable community' behind a wall that they think will protect them from the horrors of the outside world.
Metaphor much?
Posted by: V the K at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (O7MnT)
Same way Obama got elected.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (QCc6B)
http://tinyurl.com/oz76hp8
(laughing)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 08:58 AM (XgAXX)
Cruz did give that idiot a righteous bitch-slapping. I would have liked Cruz to deconstruct that "97% of scientists" bullshit though.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bigby's Gimme a Hand Here at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (3ZtZW)
this man is anti-science
he demands a relgious faith in his political world view which under pins his science
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
If it's turning your shit green, it's food coloring. If you don't want to try it with a Whopper, try it with cake frosting.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (vn2q2)
Art Bell parody song. Sometimes I miss those lonely early morning drives when the only thing you can hear on the radio was the Art Bell Show.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (dOD0J)
Disneyland raised the prices of annual passes on Sunday, introducing one that costs more than $1,000.
The new Signature Plus pass, costing $1,049 has no blabkout days. The new regular Signature pass, costing $849, contains about two weeks worth of blackout days. Visitors cannot use it to gain entry during the Christmas and New Years holiday season, which is the parks most popular time.
The prices of Disneylands other annual passes also rose: The Deluxe pass, which allows admission for both Anaheim parks 315 days of the year, rose 9% to $599. The Southern California Select pass, which allows admission 170 days a year, rose 10% to $329.
http://tinyurl.com/p4euw6q
Makes you miss the good old days:
http://www.yesterland.com/tickets.html
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (O8IG/)
You reintroduce the western spotted badger that eats only ferrets.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (TAkZ9)
Then you bring in the honey badger, who eats everything and doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: revelations at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (//bLW)
The "initial encounter" implies that there could be more than one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 07, 2015 09:34 AM (TAkZ9)
****
Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 07, 2015 09:37 AM (9Fc79)
Man that voice...
used to listen to him when we lived in El Paso...
"west of the Rockies you are on the air"
If one has not seen Mirage men it makes it all make sense.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:37 AM (g8Hfr)
Hey, management paid a lot of money for that shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 07, 2015 09:37 AM (u5gzz)
And she'll never be accused of punching down.....well, except for those nasty instep punches.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Seems to darken my loaf.
BTW, for those who haven't see this before, the 97% bullshit has been debunked or quite some time. Of course, that never stopped AGW whackos from using it because science!
http://tinyurl.com/nacgcvy
It doesn't even refer to scientists, just papers. Not surprising that a self-selected group of papers by AGW supporters would support AGW.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 09:37 AM (/tuJf)
One of my baseline objectives is in fact not turning my poo into a crayola advert....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (g8Hfr)
Yes and it's funny. They could also have a picture of him tastefully displaying part of his backside and Tyson wearing silvery, luminous drapery with a background of the moon behind it, or Tyson nude wearing a Roman helmet and nothing else and his standing in front of a picture of Jupiter. No doubt other morons could suggest other displays of Tyson and the planets (or maybe they have already because i didn't read all the comments)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (cgZPg)
Who would want to eat black buns?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:22 AM (O8IG/)
____________________________
Been there, done that...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (HSmrB)
The "initial encounter" implies that there could be more than one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (LUgeY)
****
Indeed. That would be coded as:
S31.805D -- Open bite of unspecified buttock, subsequent encounter
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (O8IG/)
here is something horrible
really horrible
former KGB were selling nuke materials for dirty bombs to people they thought were ISIS
they were getting the materials from Crimea, after Putin invaded
and selling in Moldova to who they thought were ISIS agents. to make dirty bombs to specifically bomb us
this skin was done in Dec 2014. some of these guys have been arrested for trying to do this before and were only sentenced to a couple of years and were back out selling again
and it wasnt a scam to get money. The brought samples. they had the materials
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Let alone turn it green!
Posted by: anon. the famous poet at October 07, 2015 09:39 AM (//bLW)
Same way Obama got elected.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2015 09:35 AM (NOIQH)
I reckon so. I just can't relate to the near-deification of any person, let alone an arrogant twit who spouts sciency-sounding bullshit but has done nothing as far as I know that has actually added anything to the corpus of human knowledge.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:39 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2015 09:39 AM (ppaKI)
Have we met?
Posted by: ZARDOZ at October 07, 2015 09:39 AM (//bLW)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:40 AM (dOD0J)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 09:40 AM (IAtTy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:40 AM (QU7W6)
One of the main characters in Neal Stephenson's excellent sci fi book "Seveneves" is basically a fictionalized version of Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It kind of pokes fun of his celebrity cult of personality, but at the same time it suggests that there is an actual personality hidden behind it. A really great book if you don't mind a 3,000 jump forward in time halfway through.
Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (QCc6B)
Can't believe Ace and BC are both awake and posting?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (ftVQq)
I'm strangely ok with that.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (3HaUs)
His claim to science is just for liberals to wave by proxy.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (O8IG/)
Have we met?
Posted by: ZARDOZ
How you doin'?
Posted by: My name is Atilla, and I'll be plundering you today at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (9krrF)
Why do they use such a high rate, given that government reported inflation is less than 2%?
Posted by: MTF at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (TxJGV)
The most recent case was in February when undercover agents were offered a large amount of radioactive caesium from a smuggler who specifically sought a buyer from Islamic State, the report said.
The cases involved informants and an undercover police officer posing as a connected gangster complete with a Mercedes Benz provided by the FBI.
Despite being arrested, the alleged kingpins got away with short prison sentences and in some cases have resumed nuclear smuggling, AP found.
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (jJRIy)
Can't believe Ace and BC are both awake and posting?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (ftVQq)
It's amazing what "arresting the Riddler" can do for a man.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:42 AM (2Ojst)
That's why people like NDT are such hits.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:43 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:29 AM (XgAXX)
Think what the audience target demographics are: they don't want manly, deep voiced men with central states accents, they want sensitive non-threatening nebbishes that sound like they know how to find a quaint coffee shop that does a great macchiato that doesn't have that overpowering coffee flavor.
by the way, I accidentally listened to a minute of Garrison Kielor. Good Lord, he sounds old, like what Mel Brooks was aiming for doing the 2,000 Year Old Man skits. He sounds bad and done. No Wonder the NPR types think Bernie is vibrant and "new"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 09:43 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 07, 2015 09:43 AM (O8IG/)
In all these zombie flicks and stories, has any of them ever considered the impact on animals on a sudden, dramatic reduction in human population? I don't mean just if animals become zombies, but questions like: do feral dog poipulations, the ones that survive the first year or two, eventually become quasi-dingos and/or mate with wolves and coyotes? Do we get neo-Longhorn cattle, elusive and aggressive wraiths of the brushlands?
I Am Legend featured elk and lion roaming New York, but that is the only example I can think of. No, I haven't seen Walking Dead yet.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 09:43 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:41 AM (ftVQq)
Oh I'm always up this early. Shit, I'm at work by 645am. I just don't always get to post.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 07, 2015 09:44 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 07, 2015 09:44 AM (2cS/G)
Its only a matter of time.
I really do need to review all the old cold war crap. Are the civil defense orgs still around? I do recall all the old lists of top ten cities to be nuked and such, but so much of the infrastructure is gone now... and, frankly, terrorists don't think the same as a USSR would have back in the day.
Posted by: Bigby's Gimme a Hand Here at October 07, 2015 09:44 AM (3ZtZW)
A middle man working for the colonel was recorded arranging the sale of bomb-grade uranium, U-235, and blueprints for a dirty bomb to a man from Sudan according to several officials.
When the colonel got away the the police could not say whether he had more nuclear material. His partner, who wanted to annihilate America, is out of
prison
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:45 AM (zOTsN)
"Riddler" is that what you calling it? Say no more, nudge nudge wink wink.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:45 AM (QU7W6)
Don't forget Her Malevolence.
We are witnessing history.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 09:46 AM (LUgeY)
It's like we live in different a country from these people.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2015 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
If Australia went zombie, the kangaroo population would crash hard. Humans provide a much better habitat for them to thrive in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:47 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VfCmK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (BK3ZS)
That does seem to be true for the 6-12 year-old male demographic. Well, maybe not "festive" as much as "weird", but definitely "colors."
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (vn2q2)
Oh no, please don't throw us in that briar patch!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (IAtTy)
2011
2011
why that was right before the 2012 elections
KGB swlling nuke marerials to jihadhi in 2011
and AP NEVER REPORTED IT
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (9mTYi)
In other ferret related news:
Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R) is reportedly considering a "Utah compromise" on LGBT rights in an attempt to appease those angered by the states Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) which he signed into law in March.
The notion of a "Utah compromise" refers to an agreement reached in the Beehive State that ultimately provided nondiscrimination protections to LGBT citizens in the areas of housing and employment but not public accommodations - a compromise many activists found unpalatable.
http://tinyurl.com/q3tfw6q
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (8HTq1)
It's like we live in different a country from these people.
Alternate reality
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:50 AM (VfCmK)
Don't bother, I've got it book marked and have a paid subscription for the paper copy as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:50 AM (ftVQq)
Tax dollars hard at work.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (fWAjv)
Back from buying a Crystal in a parking lot, all went smoothly.
Glad all went well.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VfCmK)
Why not use the drive thru? Get em with cheese
http://tinyurl.com/og5at7e
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (jJRIy)
Actually, it's more like weasels all the way down!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (ftVQq)
This is why we need the CIA to return to the era of spooks and assassination.
Posted by: Feh at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (XgAXX)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (NeFrd)
(Fixed for content)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (3pRHP)
Back from buying a Crystal in a parking lot, all went smoothly.
Glad all went well.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VfCmK)
Why not use the drive thru? Get em with cheese
http://tinyurl.com/og5at7e
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (jJRIy)
Get a whole sackful!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (2Ojst)
Even in the campy '80's stuff like Return of the Living Dead the zombies still ate anything that had a brain.
I can't really think of any lore where the zombies only ate humans, so exploring what would happen animal populations isn't all that fertile of ground. But there's also a lot of lazy writing in zombie lore.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (ppaKI)
Grey Fox - They become prey. The zombies no longer produce food, and
their hunger is for living flesh. All living animals become prey, and
generally flee the ravenous zombie hordes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (9mTYi)
This would describe the characters in downtown Asheville.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (jJRIy)
http://www.guns.com/2014/04/13/guns-swiss-guard/
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (QU7W6)
Easy: Vogon
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (BK3ZS)
I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2015 09:53 AM (8HTq1)
and, frankly, terrorists don't think the same as a USSR would have back in the day.
Yeah. The porta potty on 4th & Main is the 3,879,993 holiest site in islam.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:53 AM (VfCmK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:53 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and unimproved. at October 07, 2015 09:40 AM (dOD0J)
There is a "somewhere in time" program that runs old programs on weekends.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 09:53 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:54 AM (F26eZ)
Except Biden never does, and he won't get called on it by a moderator. If it's just Cruz saying "no, your information is wrong" then it will be chalked up to no more than a difference of opinion. Voters won't actually look for the facts, because they are lazy and stupid. Much like the media.
Posted by: Chupacabras at October 07, 2015 09:08 AM (F26eZ)
Here's how I would handle at the first opportunity.
Me: What Biden just said was factually incorrect. He has a habit of making up "facts".
Biden: Are you calling me a liar?
Me: You've committed plagarism, lied about your wife and daughter being killed by a drunk driver, and etc. It's a particular habit you have, a habit I don't think is becoming of a someone running for President.
Biden: These kinds of personal attacks are what is wrong about politics today.
Me: It goes directly to how you would run your administration. For example, you lied about "if you like your plan you can keep it" to sell Obamacare. It shows that you will say whatever is convenient get what you want. A President needs the trust of the American people. A trust that has been broken under the Obama administration that you are a part of.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 07, 2015 09:54 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:51 AM (2Ojst)
Hell yeah! Or White Castle. A butt burner in every bite.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:54 AM (jJRIy)
Back from buying a Crystal in a parking lot, all went smoothly.
_____________________
Crystal meth?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 07, 2015 09:54 AM (HSmrB)
Question for the horde:
In all these zombie flicks and stories, has any of them ever considered the impact on animals on a sudden, dramatic reduction in human population? I don't mean just if animals become zombies, but questions like: do feral dog poipulations, the ones that survive the first year or two, eventually become quasi-dingos and/or mate with wolves and coyotes? Do we get neo-Longhorn cattle, elusive and aggressive wraiths of the brushlands?
I Am Legend featured elk and lion roaming New York, but that is the only example I can think of. No, I haven't seen Walking Dead yet.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 09:43 AM (bZ7mE)
World War Z (book, not the movie). The interviews with the dog handler talked about how his recon dog had two dog "bodyguards", big mean brutish beasts specifically trained to defend her against packs of vicious feral dogs.
Also, the ground troop interviews talked about the new breeds of feral felines ("F-lines" if memory serves) which were much larger than a house cat, 40-50 pounds of ravening, bloodthirsty claws, teeth and whiskers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (UBLhq)
Nah, the CIA is now doing what it does best
muslim Outreach!
I heard a rumor that Brennan had prayer rugs added to the GSA schedule because the CIA was buying so many of them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (ftVQq)
Here is a column from the Free Republic that says where it came from and further debunks the study.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (t2KH5)
http://www.guns.com/2014/04/13/guns-swiss-guard/
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (QU7W6)
You know, for a guy denouncing gun manufacturers as eeeeevil non-Christian folk, the Pope sure does like to keep plenty of their wares on hand for his bodyguards.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Ready for Me! at October 07, 2015 09:55 AM (F26eZ)
and we dont hear about it in the 2012 elections
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (zOTsN)
Especially after parades....it fills up with Mohammed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (t2KH5)
Glad all went well.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:48 AM (VfCmK)
Why not use the drive thru? Get em with cheese
http://tinyurl.com/og5at7e
Posted by: Nip Sip
Meth drive thru's? Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (VfCmK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:53 AM (QU7W6)
Hey! Fine, keep it. Maxwell lent me his silver hammer anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)
I am thoroughly convinced that the bulk of legislation in this country is made as part of a jobs program for lawyers. Who knew you would ever need a lawyer to avoid all of the penalties from not paying the taxes that you illegally failed to pay AND to pay less than you owe? Sounds like a racket, right? Or how about getting all of the benefits that you rightly deserve buy you probably won't until you hire a lawyer to get them for you because the law is too damned complicated for anyone to understand, but law firms just happen to have an inside track on under Social Security?
What I hope happens with this law is that some unknown lesbian (because it would be salt in the wound) actress who gets a bit part in a movie in which some A lister actor gets a million bucks for a cameo and then she divides up her time on the screen that amounts to 10 times the minutes of the A listers cameo and she sues and gets ten times as much as the A lister.
Who can say, "Karma. She's a bitch, alright."
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (BZAd3)
San Franciscos latest attempt to make landlords pay relocation costs for tenants they evict when the property owners go out of the rental business has hit another judicial roadblock.
The ordinance, scaled down from a previous measure, would require landlords to pay displaced tenants the difference between their current rent and the market rate for a similar unit in the city for two years, up to a maximum of $50,000.
But Superior Court Judge Ronald Quidachay said the required payments exceed the reasonable relocation assistance authorized by the Ellis Act, the state law that allows landlords to evict all their tenants when they leave the rental business without having to show any other grounds for an eviction.
http://tinyurl.com/qgxt48m
And that's the "scaled down" version.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (2cS/G)
Il Papa also has a 1200+ guard of SOCOM training level operatives who have happily suffered 80% casualty rates to protect him....
the legacy of hypocrisy goes back 500 years...of course THAT Pope never said "you can't defend yourselves peons" like this one does.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 09:57 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:56 AM (QU7W6)
I was unaware of this. I should've known those filthy Papists were longbow lovers!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 09:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 07, 2015 09:44 AM (2cS/G)
Um, glad to hear. Um, have you considered proofreading for word choice?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 09:58 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 07, 2015 09:59 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 09:59 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 07, 2015 10:00 AM (F26eZ)
I'd also expect that the zombie populations would crash precipitately shortly after the outbreak when all the readily available food sources are eaten up.
At some point I'd expect zombies to become just one part of the new ecosystem.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 10:00 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:00 AM (zOTsN)
At some point I'd expect zombies to become just one part of the new ecosystem.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 10:00 AM (bZ7mE)
I also have wondered how long it would take zombies to starve.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 07, 2015 10:01 AM (9krrF)
It's a mad, mad world...
I just wish the Church wasn't part of the crazy train...
Italy exerted a lot of effort to be a modern nation to accomplish not a lot.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 07, 2015 10:02 AM (g8Hfr)
At some point I'd expect zombies to become just one part of the new ecosystem.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 07, 2015 10:00 AM (bZ7mE)
I also have wondered how long it would take zombies to starve.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)
Hey, I was working on that until that poncy Irish bike messenger bolloxed it up.
Take it from me. Shoot the messenger first thing.
Posted by: Zombie Major Henry West at October 07, 2015 10:03 AM (UBLhq)
You'd better hope that Superman never misses that part of the Fortress of Solitude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 07, 2015 10:03 AM (LUgeY)
If you've been to White Castle, it's pretty similar.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 07, 2015 10:04 AM (9krrF)
Grey Fox - They become prey. The zombies no longer produce food, and
their hunger is for living flesh. All living animals become prey, and
generally flee the ravenous zombie hordes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2015 09:49 AM (9mTYi)
This would describe the characters in downtown Asheville.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 07, 2015 09:52 AM (jJRIy)
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Nip Sip,
You live in Asheville? We need a moron meetup.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 07, 2015 10:05 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 10:06 AM (QU7W6)
Good site though. I am surprised they used the 1907 Dreyse pistol until the 80's I would have suspected that they carried one of the machine pistols like the Beretta or HK VP-70
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 10:07 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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With the nude planet porn, Tyson has kind of beaten you to it.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 07, 2015 10:07 AM (0eQ/u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 07, 2015 10:08 AM (2cS/G)
The genres don't usually look that far down that road (but it's an interesting thought, what the world is like 100 years after the Zompacolypse).
On TWD, we've seen packs of wild dogs. The survivors ate them. We've also seen horses eaten by zombies.
On Z-Nation, one character adopted a sled dog, but the other sled dog went zombie.
Z-Nation is tacky but entertaining. It's like if The Walking Dead were made by the studio that makes Sharknado; because that's what it literally is.
Posted by: V the K at October 07, 2015 10:10 AM (O7MnT)
I plan to have two of the Swiss Guard, the NCO with the 1907 and another with that funky 9mm SMG with the folding magazine in story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2015 10:11 AM (QU7W6)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 07, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
Do remember the dictum of the old soldier: Just because you are issued it, doesn't mean that is all you can carry.
I have my plot and my route for travel, I will try to hammer something literary out in November. Schwartzlose 07/12's will be involved.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 10:21 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 07, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)
Brooks/Romero zombies don't starve.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 07, 2015 10:22 AM (fWAjv)
Remember the zombie horde that was walled up in the desert fortress?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 07, 2015 10:43 AM (3pRHP)
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