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Obama Deports The Fewest Number of People in Almost Ten Years;
Hillary Clinton: Obama's Deportation Policies Too Harsh

The pace of deportations has slowed.

he Obama administration deported the fewest number of immigrants in the past 12 months since 2006, according to new government figures obtained by The Associated Press.


The figures also show that deportations of criminal immigrants have dropped to the lowest numbers since President Barack Obama took office in 2009, despite his pledge to focus on finding and deporting criminals living in the country illegally.

Now comes Hillary-- who likes to style herself as a sort of moderate -- to say that Obama's ten year low in criminal immigrant deportations is just too many.

Hillary Clinton distanced herself from President Barack Obama's immigration policies in an interview with the Spanish-language network Telemundo, accusing the White House of breaking up families through an aggressive deportation policy.

Her comments echoed long-running complaints of the immigration advocacy community that Mr. Obama's immigration policy has been overly harsh. But they stand in contrast to comments Mrs. Clinton made in June 2014 defending the Obama policy, where she said the president was doing all he could within the law to keep families together. They also appeared to ignore changes in deportation policy that Mr. Obama ordered in late 2014.

Speaking to Telemundo, the Democratic presidential candidate criticized Mr. Obama's policy but said his approach was part of a strategy aimed at winning over Republicans to support immigration legislation legalizing people in the U.S. illegally.

"The deportation laws were interpreted and enforced, you know, very aggressively during the last six and a half years, which I think his administration did in part to try to get Republicans to support comprehensive immigration reform," she said. "That strategy is no longer workable. So therefore I think we have to go back to being a much less harsh and aggressive enforcer."

And she says she'll do this via, wait for it, executive action.

And, by the way, the number of non-English speaking persons in America just hit an all-time high of 63.2 million.

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 PM




Comments

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1 This story seems slanted.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (2oWD2)

2 can't be first

Posted by: Bigby's Polish Wind-up Toy at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (3ZtZW)

3 Second?

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (2oWD2)

4 Dammit.

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (2oWD2)

5 top 5?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (yk5Y5)

6 Deport the Italics first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 02:47 PM (WAX3V)

7 The USA, as we have known and loved it, is no more.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 06, 2015 02:48 PM (DlmoZ)

8 Who's not getting deported to the barrel?

Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 02:48 PM (2oWD2)

9
Damned slantwop Italicans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 02:48 PM (UBLhq)

10 The USA, as we have known and loved it, is no more.

=====


ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?

Posted by: Socialist Kids in the Back Seat at October 06, 2015 02:49 PM (3ZtZW)

11 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

12 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

13

Everything could have been fixed two decades ago. But we didn't fix it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (YQA13)

14 Her Royal and Imperial Highness Hillary, Empress of all the Democrats, hereby decrees no more jokes about pantsuits no matter what that pesky First Amendment says.

"You peasants really need to learn your place in this brave new world," the Empress stated in her regal voice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

15 20% of the population doesn't speak the language. No way that could lead to problems...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (ItDg4)

16 Cankles is mad that Barky is deporting Any of her voters.

Posted by: GBruno at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (u49WF)

17 There is no Rest for the Embarreled, Ace.

Posted by: Garrett at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (SXBDJ)

18 $500 Billion or so and we could have all the liquid coal we could use for Transportation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (WAX3V)

19 Fully one fifth of the US population are non-English speakers. One in five. Makes you wonder how many of the vote.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (9iR5/)

20

DEPORT THE ITALICANS!!!!

Posted by: imp at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (XIXZz)

21 14
Her Royal and Imperial Highness Hillary, Empress of all the Democrats,
hereby decrees no more jokes about pantsuits no matter what that pesky
First Amendment says.



"You peasants really need to learn your place in this brave new world," the Empress stated in her regal voice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

You think she'd be upset if I sent her cigars?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (DlmoZ)

22 The problem with Hillary Clinton is that she's too darn conservative!

We need a real progressive like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren!

Can you believe some of those stupid right-wing nutjobs think Hillary's a liberal?

Posted by: My Imbecile Facebook "Friends" at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (7Kbxu)

23 We have a very small window of opportunity to turn this ship away from the iceberg.

Trump 2016 - Because he is our only hope, LITERALLY!

Posted by: Kreplach at October 06, 2015 02:51 PM (TT7sr)

24 She really is running as Queen isn't she?


BBL:
I leave you, "Looncup"

Posted by: Daybrother Limited Access Free membership at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (BIuA5)

25 The barrel must be very hungry this afternoon. I hope Ace has a relaxing stay!

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (5HBd1)

26 20% of the population doesn't speak the language. No way that could lead to problems...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada


What are you saying?

HA! Get it?

Posted by: Dang, being really obvious and thus killing the joke at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (2oWD2)

27 The one demographic he loves to deport are Christians, whether they're a German home-schooling family or Syrian Christians fleeing the murderous ISIS hordes.

Send 'em home!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (NOIQH)

28 I do so love the Interesting Italics.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (SXBDJ)

29 Not strictly non-English-speaking.

More than one in five U.S. residents speak a language other than English at home, a record, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

I lived in Germany, spoke German at work and English at home.

Headline makes is look as if 63 mm people can't speak English.

There are only 535 in congress.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (JtwS4)

30 All Civil Defense warnings should be in English only.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (WAX3V)

31 Oh, and am I the only person who didn't notice that my 401(k) is tanking? Why is this happening!?!

BERNIE SANDERS 2016 FTW!

Posted by: My Imbecile Facebook at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (7Kbxu)

32 Italicans were the ones with LED "eye" that went left and right all the time IIRC

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)

33 22 -
As we get closer to the primaries I predict it will be a race to see who can lurch to the left the fastest.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 06, 2015 02:53 PM (DlmoZ)

34
I for one, welcome our new slantwop overlords.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 02:53 PM (UBLhq)

35 http://tinyurl.com/prtpea7

Posted by: Daybrother Limited Access Free membership at October 06, 2015 02:53 PM (BIuA5)

36 Further decrees from the Imperial Winter Palace in Washington are expected as the Empress begins her reign.
"You think Obama exercised his pen?" spokesweasel Sid Blumenthal chortled to a respectful gathering of newsmen. "Just wait until we get going. By the way - there are opportunities in the Ministry of Heralds for all here who wish to have real access. Just sign these waiver forms and we'll get you outfitted with your hose and velvet jerkins with the Imperial Arms embroidered on them. wouldn't want you to forget who owns you body and soul."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

37 Your 401k tanking is by design. But that's okay because the government will probably confiscate it at some point. It worked for Greece, it will work fine here.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 06, 2015 02:53 PM (5HBd1)

38 Not long ago wasn't this admin bragging they deported more people than any in history?

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (8HTq1)

39 >>"The deportation laws were interpreted and enforced, you know, very aggressively during the last six and a half years, which I think his administration did in part to try to get Republicans to support comprehensive immigration reform,"


Um, when has Obama done anything to gain GOP support?
Other than bully and slander them, I mean....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (NOIQH)

40
As we get closer to the primaries I predict it will be a race to see who can lurch to the left the fastest.

--

I'd say the GOP is leading by a mile in that race.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (ItDg4)

41 Why all the italics in the news feed today?

Posted by: Nuno Binez at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (RWX0e)

42 This just in, Hillary Clinton's shotgun "more leftist than thou" desperation play to peel of Sanders voters continues.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (39g3+)

43 It is time to take the only possible remaining step: We need to deport Republicans.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (LISuA)

44 "The United States Department of Just Us."

Posted by: I'm not Eric Holder or even an actor playing Eric Holder at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (e8kgV)

45 So Hillary's out-Yebbing Yeb. I wish her good luck in that.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (E5UB0)

46 This is all part of Scankles strategy to out-left the commie from VT.


Let her and OBama continue with this shit because the public has had enough of the uncontrolled import of both legals and illegals during the corrupt Obama reign.


Maybe they have had enough to override the FSA.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 02:55 PM (t2KH5)

47 How do you "interpret" the deportation statutes?

If you're here illegally and caught, you're supposed to be deported unless you can make credible claim for asylum.

Am I missing something?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 02:55 PM (kff5f)

48 All Civil Defense warnings should be in English only.

=======

HAH! Then you'd get feminists and SJWs yelling at you from **outside** the bunker when the ball drops!

TWOFER

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 02:55 PM (3ZtZW)

49 >>Fully one fifth of the US population are non-English speakers. One in five. Makes you wonder how many of the vote.


Kidding, right?

Posted by: ACORN at October 06, 2015 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

50 As we get closer to the primaries I predict it will be a race to see who can lurch to the left the fastest.

Do contestants need to register some place or can anyone just show up and race?

Posted by: John Kasich at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (LISuA)

51 So what this country needs is more rapists, terrorists and killers?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (2Ojst)

52 Bernie Sanders in a couple of months. "We need to go to other countries, kidnap people, and force them to come to the US."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (XUKZU)

53 Advantage: Trump

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

54 I've been thinking of getting some software to learn Mexican. Guess I'd better get on the ball.

Posted by: joncelli, Tragically Anglo at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

55 And BTW, Obama has to executive power to ignore immigration statutory law, but with no opposition Party he can do anything he wants.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (t2KH5)

56 So Hillary's out-Yebbing Yeb. I wish her good luck in that.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (E5UB0)


No, that'll be easy. Democrats ALWAYS offer more free stuff than Republicans. It's about the only difference between the two parties anymore. Democrats offer ALL THE THINGS!!!! Republicans only offer most of them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)

57 54
I've been thinking of getting some software to learn Mexican. Guess I'd better get on the ball.

If you are going to learn a new language, it better be Arabic.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (DlmoZ)

58 So what this country needs is more rapists, terrorists and killers?
Posted by: Insomniac
------------------------------
Don't forget entitlement junkies.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (E5UB0)

59 Mexicans don't even read and write in Mexican.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (WAX3V)

60
Not long ago wasn't this admin bragging they deported more people than any in history?

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (8HTq1)





Yup. About a year ago. And Vox was screaming about it.

http://tinyurl.com/mu6vp73

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (UBLhq)

61 "Your 401k tanking is by design."
======

Oh, I KNOW! Those stupid conservatives are behind this with their bad ideas and their inability to think logically!

"But that's okay because the government
will probably confiscate it at some point. It worked for Greece, it will
work fine here."


As long as the government's in charge, everything will be fine! As long as those conservative knuckle-draggers like John Boehner, John Kasich and Donald Trump are defeated!

But that's okay because the government
will probably confiscate it at some point. It worked for Greece, it will
work fine here.

Posted by: My Imbecile Facebook "Friends" at October 06, 2015 02:58 PM (7Kbxu)

62 58 So what this country needs is more rapists, terrorists and killers?
Posted by: Insomniac
------------------------------
Don't forget entitlement junkies.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (E5UB0)

Oh right.

*adds to checklist*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 02:58 PM (2Ojst)

63 Sorry I said italics. I meant slanty letters.

Posted by: Nuno Binez at October 06, 2015 02:58 PM (RWX0e)

64 I'm just learning to like organic non-GMO mild sauce on my soft shelled gluten free vegan taco.


Posted by: Modern Mexican Man at October 06, 2015 02:59 PM (UhRGU)

65 Liberals are fucking ruining this Country and the World

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 02:59 PM (gf8BH)

66 And some people wonder why Trump is so popular.

Posted by: logprof at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (vsbNu)

67 Another BTW, the last time I saw the numbers we were letting in just over 1 million new people a year and have been doing that since Obama took over. Almost all of these are illiterates from third world shit-holes. 180K of them are muzzies from the middle east. Nothing could go wrong there could it.


And here's one last number; 70% of them go immediately on welfare and likely will never get off.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (t2KH5)

68
I've been thinking of getting some software to learn Mexican. Guess I'd better get on the ball.

If you are going to learn a new language, it better be Arabic.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (DlmoZ)








Fuck that. Let them learn English.

The only reason I might want to learn Arabic is to conduct interrogations.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (UBLhq)

69 we had a six year old killed and his 11 year old brother disbale becuase of a gang related drive by shooting


shooter was trying to kill their two older brothers

all involved illegals

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (zOTsN)

70 63 Sorry I said italics. I meant slanty letters.

Posted by: Nuno Binez at October 06, 2015 02:58 PM (RWX0e)

Yeah, like that's so much more sensitive.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (2Ojst)

71 These bastard Democrats want us to move past the democratic republic into authoritarianism.

Fire can't burn fast enough.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (QqeCN)

72 Why does she get to lie about the 'harsh' deportation policy in light of the actual numbers? Of course that's a rhetorical question. I hate the lying , ass sucking press with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 03:00 PM (TAkZ9)

73 "Not long ago wasn't this admin bragging they deported more people than any in history?"

Chocolate rations. East Asia. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Winston Smith at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (u5gzz)

74 When the free crap stops, and mathematically it will stop, the "work or die" society is going to be a lot of fun.



Especially when the useless try to take from the well armed productive people. There'll be movies about it in the distant future.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (AC0lD)

75 The Empress will address the nation in the chambers of the Hovel of Serfs in her very first State of My Empire address.
"The name change reflects how I think of you all and I know, deep in your hearts, you enjoy this. A brutalizing autocrat ruling by decrees that reflect the passing whims brought on by a deteriorating brain caused by decades of alcoholic indulgence brings a whiff of fear to your otherwise drab and dull existences."

The Speaker of the serfs thanked the Empress for deigning to grace the miserable slum with her presence by buffing her pumps with his hair.
Mounting a podium made of the writhing bodies of those who have displeased her the Empress began her carefully researched speech which consisted of 45 minutes of maniacal cackling interspersed with gloating chuckles.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

76 Whats the GOP polls saying these days? Havent heard much about them lately and Beck says Carson is in the lead now?

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (ck8TA)

77 Even the most antisocial, obnoxious trolls have never caused as many barrels as ace. Perhaps he has anger issues?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (E5UB0)

78 >>So what this country needs is more rapists, terrorists and killers?


And EV-68, whooping cough, scabies, chikugunya, measles, etc...

Posted by: ACORN at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (NOIQH)

79

Katie Steinle unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (zOTsN)

80 Uhm, to add to the crazy, and in regards to who stays where they need to stay put, has anyone here read the Wa Po story on releasing 6,000 prisoners?

So what happens when we have too many non-citizens mixed with say some criminals? Just lurker unlurking with a curious mind on Horde's grey cells of supreme knowledge, and a brilliant snark for flavor.

Posted by: freeus at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (caDgg)

81 Especially when the useless try to take from the well armed productive people. There'll be movies about it in the distant future.

The problem is that, in that society, I'll be one of the useless people. Once the music stops, my particular skill set (writing software) isn't exactly going to be in high demand...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (kff5f)

82 It's like an Onion. Of lies.

Posted by: Garrett at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (SXBDJ)

83 Both Vichy parties are very disappointed in the way you legacy americans are acting.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 03:03 PM (Ojdnl)

84 Rush was pointing to Hillary's toilet swirling poll numbers.

She's grabbing at the rim as it sucks her down.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:03 PM (QqeCN)

85 This thread is seriously harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Countrysquire,celebrating White History Month at October 06, 2015 03:03 PM (eEBON)

86 "chikugunya"

I don't know what that shit is, but I'm pretty sure it's bad.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 06, 2015 03:03 PM (u5gzz)

87 Someone remind me, are we still on "Let it Burn", "We're all Democrats Now" or we're back in the game?

I sense we're back in the game but I'm getting the feeling that the best we can hope for is let it burn.

Cause it seems they're going to get invaders here no matter what we do.

So we might be best served by preparing for a break down in social services and the accompanying scarcity or resources and the riots cause by them.

We don't seem to making any headway. We won't believe that Trump will stop it, and we're pretty sure none of the others will either. (given what they've said).

At this point we're unsure of how the final act will unfold.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 06, 2015 03:04 PM (x3GpS)

88 60


Not long ago wasn't this admin bragging they deported more people than any in history?



Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 02:54 PM (8HTq1)











Yup. About a year ago. And Vox was screaming about it.



http://tinyurl.com/mu6vp73

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 02:57 PM (UBLhq)


Yes, the lying shit-weasel made that claim and it was immediately debunked. They not only counted deportations, but stops and turn-arounds at the border and then they even stretched that. You can not believe anything these lying sucker of C*ck say.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (t2KH5)

89 80 Uhm, to add to the crazy, and in regards to who stays where they need to stay put, has anyone here read the Wa Po story on releasing 6,000 prisoners?

So what happens when we have too many non-citizens mixed with say some criminals? Just lurker unlurking with a curious mind on Horde's grey cells of supreme knowledge, and a brilliant snark for flavor.

Posted by: freeus at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (caDgg)

Crips vs. MS-13? That should be fun.

Posted by: joncelli, Tragically Anglo at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

90 I keep envisioning illegals mixed with criminals culminating in something worse than the article at Breitbart that discussed the raping of European women. As if there could be a worse thing.

Posted by: freeus at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (caDgg)

91 This thread is seriously harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Countrysquire, celebrating White History Month

---

Which news threads over the past several years haven't harshed your mellow?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (E5UB0)

92 Margaret "Peggy" Kostelnik unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (zOTsN)

93 So basically, illegal criminals will begin deporting themselves on the LEO Lead Express. And the blood will all be on the Obama Administration's Legacy.

Posted by: Fritz at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (UzPAd)

94 84 um... thanks for that visual.

Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (88xKn)

95 We only know the final act will involve pain.Much pain.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 03:06 PM (8HTq1)

96 We need to start defending the AMERICAN culture...

Its funny... people in other countries can recognize Americans by how we act... how we talk... how we walk...

Yet here, our 'elites' do not recognize we HAVE a distinct culture... and its the one that made this country great...

and is thus, worth defending...

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 03:06 PM (qh617)

97 Stupid electorate keeps voting against you?

Import a new electorate.

Posted by: brak at October 06, 2015 03:06 PM (xwPSp)

98 Bob Barry Jr unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:06 PM (zOTsN)

99 Michael Grubbs unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:07 PM (zOTsN)

100 If we don't fix this next cycle, we'll have had our country successfully stolen from us. Be nice if we didn't have to decide what to do next in that scenario.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 03:07 PM (E5UB0)

101
This thread is seriously harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Countrysquire,celebrating White History Month at October 06, 2015 03:03 PM (eEBON)







Just so it doesn't mellow my harsh. I like my harsh, it pisses off all the right people.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 03:07 PM (UBLhq)

102 Grant Ronnebeck unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:07 PM (zOTsN)

103 Biden floats Warren


That seems like toilet talk to me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 06, 2015 03:07 PM (4ErVI)

104 Are these numbers also including the new Obama Math deportation formula which included a bunch of "deportations" which were never counted as such before?


So you know not only is it a bad number but it's a bad number with the newly fudged methodology.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 06, 2015 03:08 PM (z/Ubi)

105 "If we don't fix this next cycle, we'll have had our country successfully stolen from us."

It's too late, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 06, 2015 03:08 PM (u5gzz)

106 Has there ever been a case of someone wrongfully deported?

The idea that you're kicking out "too many" illegals seems like a Catch-22. If they're illegal, how can it be too many?

Posted by: Coolio at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (DzyXy)

107 The problem is that, in that society, I'll be one of
the useless people. Once the music stops, my particular skill set
(writing software) isn't exactly going to be in high demand...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:02 PM (kff5f)

Of course it will. Sadly, I can't tell you exactly how everything is going to go down, but in any system, there will still be people with money. Like everyone else with skills, you'll adjust and find opportunities. I've enjoyed your posts for years, you're a smart guy, I believe you'll get through.

As society reorganizes and the penniless state shrinks employees and regulations (yeah, I'm still trying to imagine how the hell that's going to happen...) free enterprise will assert itself. People with marketable skills will do fine, as they always have.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (AC0lD)

108 Parker Moore unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (zOTsN)

109 This thread is seriously harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Countrysquire, celebrating White History Month

---

Which news threads over the past several years haven't harshed your mellow?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


If he's like most of us, he doesn't have much mellow left to harsh.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (9krrF)

110 Biden floats Warren

Upper decker?

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (LUgeY)

111 If we don't fix this next cycle, we'll have had our country successfully stolen from us. Be nice if we didn't have to decide what to do next in that scenario.



It's gonna come down to shooting if we want to keep it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (LWW4k)

112 Amos Milburn Jones unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (zOTsN)

113 78 >>So what this country needs is more rapists, terrorists and killers?


And EV-68, whooping cough, scabies, chikugunya, measles, etc...
Posted by: ACORN at October 06, 2015 03:01 PM (NOIQH)

Polio, tuberculosis...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (2Ojst)

114 What about the rights of "Gay Immigrant Hamsters" ??

Posted by: Mary Comestien from F**kstainboro, VT at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (Q+UIf)

115
Crips vs. MS-13? That should be fun.

Posted by: joncelli, Tragically Anglo at October 06, 2015 03:05 PM (RD7QR)







They're already in a low-grade black vs brown shooting war in SoCal.

Smart money is on MS-13 to win. They're infinitely more ruthless.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (UBLhq)

116 >>I keep envisioning illegals mixed with criminals culminating in something worse than the article at Breitbart that discussed the raping of European women. As if there could be a worse thing


I'm thinking it would be sharia zones popping up all over, Muslim sharia gangs enforcing dress codes roaming the street, police departments requiring they work with local imams to resolve domestics disputes and having female LEOs cover their heads w/govt.-issued headscarves - as has happened in the UK

Posted by: ACORN at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (NOIQH)

117 Deputy Michael Davis unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (zOTsN)

118 I worry that Ace is characterizing Obama's actions as something bad.

It's a safe bet that sometime soon, Kevin McCarthy will announce that Obama is the best president in history and republicans have been smuggling in illegals to cut their lawns.

Because that's what our Speaker does.

This "stupid" thing? We're going to own it.

Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 03:10 PM (Zs4uk)

119 Biden has been floating Warren for a month now


Warren is the liberals wet dream come true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (gf8BH)

120 Deputy Sherrif Daniel Oliver unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (zOTsN)

121
Biden floats Warren

Upper decker?

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (LUgeY)







Double-flusher.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (UBLhq)

122 Dems going all in for a new imported constituency. I wonder what happened to their old constituency?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (oDCMR)

123 116 I'd like to believe Americans wouldn't tolerate that,But I believe they already are tolerating it,in Dearborn and elsewhere.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (8HTq1)

124 Think of all those chicken processing factory workers we are keeping in the country though!

Posted by: Buzzion at October 06, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)

125 We need to start defending the AMERICAN culture...


===


OK start by ceasing all this "I'm Irish, my family is Italian, we're originally Dutch" crapola.

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:12 PM (3ZtZW)

126 As society reorganizes and the penniless state shrinks employees and regulations (yeah, I'm still trying to imagine how the hell that's going to happen...)

They will simply be ignored. Oh, there will be new laws and regs, and they'll all see occasional, selective enforcement, but the farther from Capital you go, the less sway it will have, and the more...variation...in the specifics.

Finally some pocket will just break away entirely and the central state either won't be able to muster the strength or will (or both) to resist. That's when the de jure fragmentation comes to match the de facto status quo.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 03:12 PM (9krrF)

127 At the conclusion of her speech, Her Royal and Imperial Highness announced a new decree. "Anyone of you who keeps calling me "Her Heinie" is going straight to the block. I mean it, that joke was old back when I was in sixth grade and yes, I am talking to you Jimmy Gordon. I haven't forgotten that and now you will pay."

Further elaborating on her plans for extensive retribution, the Empress declared that it isn't cruel, but truly tough love. "You see, every person in Hillaria - that's the new name for the country - should be proud of their land and love it. And what is a better way of demonstrating this love than showing effusive praise towards your Empress? Making jokes that demean the Empress before other nations and the very gaze of heaven is wrong and shows a disgraceful petulant attitude that needs to be chastised. And like the loving parent that I am I will not spare the rod, no sirree. You hear that Becky Williams? You will be chastised for those rumors you spread about me in Ninth Grade."

The Empress declined to announce any further names for the retributions, saying only that "they know who they are and what they did. And so do I."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

128
So is it cool if the Frito Bandito sneaks back?

Posted by: Munch a bunch at October 06, 2015 03:13 PM (q4hvt)

129 Lauren Bump unavailable for comment

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:13 PM (zOTsN)

130
Dems going all in for a new imported constituency. I wonder what happened to their old constituency?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2015 03:11 PM (oDCMR)








Felons can't vote.

The new constituency will have several years of voting before their crimes catch up with them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 03:13 PM (UBLhq)

131 Dems going all in for a new imported constituency. I wonder what happened to their old constituency?

Either not large enough and not growing, or attending Trump rallies.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 03:13 PM (9krrF)

132 OK start by ceasing all this "I'm Irish, my family is Italian, we're originally Dutch" crapola.

My family is English, as my title indicates.

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (LUgeY)

133 Biden floats Warren

Upper decker?

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (LUgeY)


Double-flusher.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Bust her up with the bowl brush.

Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (VndSC)

134 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 03:12 PM (9krrF)



Oh that's good. I like that.



It's logical and means I'm just not drunkenly optimistic.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (AC0lD)

135 46: "...because the public has had enough ..."

Objection!

Assumes facts not in evidence.

If Boner and Sir Chooms Alot can repeatedly get elected, then it would seem obvious that the public haven't quite had enough. Or at least gotten it hard enough.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (4nmNX)

136 87 Someone remind me, are we still on "Let it Burn", "We're all Democrats Now" or we're back in the game?

I sense we're back in the game but I'm getting the feeling that the best we can hope for is let it burn.

Cause it seems they're going to get invaders here no matter what we do.

So we might be best served by preparing for a break down in social services and the accompanying scarcity or resources and the riots cause by them.

We don't seem to making any headway. We won't believe that Trump will stop it, and we're pretty sure none of the others will either. (given what they've said).

At this point we're unsure of how the final act will unfold.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

__________________________

If the Democrats kept winning election after election by huge margins, then yes, I would say it's over and time to just sit back and watch it burn. Instead, Republicans have some of the highest margins in elected office in around 100 years despite our crappy leadership.

Obama won the 2012 election by pretty close to the same margin as Bush beat Kerry in 2004. Did anyone really think Democrats would never win another election after that loss in 2004? For some reason when Obama won reelection, you would have thought it was Reagan winning 49 states but when Bush won, it's a nail biter.

Posted by: Coolio at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (DzyXy)

137 My family is English, as my title indicates.

======

then GTFO

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)

138 Seamus Muldoon: "Nielsen reported the following numbers for the 3rd QTR of 2013:

Univision Deportees- 83,000
Fox Deportees- 55,000
ESPN Deportees- 54,000

That's a total of 192,000. That seems like a pretty robust deportation program."



The Voice in Seamus' Head: "er...Seamus, 'deportes' is the Spanish word for 'sports'. That's numbers of TV viewers."



Seamus: "Oh! Umm...never mind..."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)

139 Louise Sallowin unavailable for comment.

She was 93 when she was stabbed to death in her home by an illegal alien in 2014

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (zOTsN)

140 The only issue the left has lost ground on is the 2nd Amendment.Why is that?They win literally everywhere else.

Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 03:15 PM (8HTq1)

141

Ms Sallowin was raped before she died

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:15 PM (zOTsN)

142 Biden floats Warren

Upper decker?

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (LUgeY)


Double-flusher.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Bust her up with the bowl brush.


Air biscuits. Lit. Smoke signals.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:15 PM (LWW4k)

143 Serenity Reedy unavailable for comment. She was 9 months old when she was rpaed and beaten to death

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (zOTsN)

144 I've got a truckload of work ethic here. Is anyone around who wants to sign for it?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (l3vZN)

145 These pols make anarchy look more attractive every day.

Posted by: BignJames at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (j7iSn)

146 A disturbingly large number of Hispanics are illiterate or semi-illiterate IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE.

I ran into this all the time as a foreman.

They are not stupid, but they are ignorant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (x3GpS)

147 *peeks in*

*rolls eyes*

*and wanders back out*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (C6cTZ)

148 Hillary's deportation policies would be much too harsh!

Posted by: !Jeb! at October 06, 2015 03:16 PM (k9psb)

149 And who is to replace the spots of the 6,000 prisoners? I hesitate to even ponder that. We know it will not be the illegal criminals. FYI the schedule date for these releases are Oct 30 and Nov 2. Pets and children and womenz I guess should gird our loins on these dates. And the other FYI is that people are being released are described as, "drug offenders who received harsh sentences over the past three decades". Will they have new skills they can share amongst the unemployed? Sarc major on.

And what will we discover as time goes on regarding SCN, (UN Lynch decree), these released prisoners, and all those refugees, and non-deported sweet loving peoples who nevah evah commit any crimes. Will the couple with UN kind folks to "police" those who say like the laws being adhered to?

And then how will this work regarding TPP and TIP and more jobs not available for those who simply want a better life, here in these U.S. Americas and therefore thank you for any riots which might take place, say like, maybe, in MO etc. or those like in 1968 etc.?


Posted by: freeus at October 06, 2015 03:17 PM (caDgg)

150 If the Democrats kept winning election after election by huge margins, then yes, I would say it's over and time to just sit back and watch it burn. Instead, Republicans have some of the highest margins in elected office in around 100 years despite our crappy leadership.

And those margins are helping... how?

Remind me, who was behind the latest amnesty push? Who called illegal immigration "an act of love?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:17 PM (kff5f)

151
Yasmin Brown-Alibhai
@BrownAlibhai

My new Guardian column:
Why the next #LondonMayor must be a person of colour in order to curtail the inherent British #racism
========

lol these people are nuts!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 03:17 PM (iQIUe)

152 >>Louise Sallowin unavailable for comment.

She was 93 when she was stabbed to death in her home by an illegal alien in 2014


Also that family and their housekeeper in Chevy Chase (or Bethesda?) that was murdered and their house burnt down....by an illegal visa overstayer, whom they identified because he took the time to have pizza delivered between tying them up and killing them...

Posted by: ACORN at October 06, 2015 03:17 PM (NOIQH)

153 Posted by: Coolio at October 06, 2015 03:14 PM (DzyXy)

the problem is that the Repubs do not want to actually fix anything... like Obamacare... because they then lose the very thing which is getting them elected.

ie, if they fix it, it will no longer be a campaign issue.

Shortsighted and eventually self defeating, as we are seeing with outsiders leading the Presidential polls...

But at this point, I don't think they have any other plan...

Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 03:17 PM (qh617)

154 Arabic fastest-growing language in USA

Breitbart

Guess I should invest in Rosetta.

Or just rely I phrases I already know, such as, "Stop or I will shoot" and "Get out of the vehicle."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:18 PM (zyIlW)

155 My family is English, as my title indicates.

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at


******


But I happen to know for a fact that your original family name was 'Boyle'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:18 PM (NeFrd)

156 It's logical and means I'm just not drunkenly optimistic.

I said nothing about the nature of the successors. For all we know there'll be a Pacifica green-communist NW, a Nuevo Aztlan from LA to the Tejas Disputed Zone, the Great Lakes Caliphate, a patchwork of racialist city-states in the South, a scattering of warlords in the interior, and a rump "Republic" along the Acela corridor.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 03:18 PM (9krrF)

157 The only issue the left has lost ground on is the 2nd Amendment.Why is that?



Because people can see with their lying eyes that Domino's
can get there faster than the po po.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:18 PM (LWW4k)

158 I=on.

dammit

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:18 PM (zyIlW)

159 >>>I've got a truckload of work ethic here. Is anyone around who wants to sign for it?<<<

I'm on my break, pal. And your product was written in the wrong language. Take it back and get it translated.

Posted by: Fritz at October 06, 2015 03:19 PM (UzPAd)

160 But I happen to know for a fact that your original family name was 'Boyle'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Of the Draining Boyles?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:19 PM (LWW4k)

161 A disturbingly large number of Hispanics are illiterate or semi-illiterate IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE.

I ran into this all the time as a foreman.

They are not stupid, but they are ignorant.


The people who'll drive them to the polls on voting day will be glad to teach them some Englais, just enough to vote for a Dim/prog. The anti-Christ George Soros will probably pay for it, too.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:19 PM (LUgeY)

162
140 The only issue the left has lost ground on is the 2nd Amendment.Why is that?They win literally everywhere else.
Posted by: steevy at October 06, 2015 03:15 PM (8HTq1)



I blame video games for the left's inability to gain ground on the second amendment. You can try indoctrinating kids all you want in school with "guns are bad," but you only have so many hours for 5 days a week to push that. The rest of the time they are sitting in front of a screen trying to get a sweet sniper head shot on all their friends.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 06, 2015 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)

163 106 Has there ever been a case of someone wrongfully deported?

Cheech Marin in "Born in East LA" circa 1987.

Posted by: wooga at October 06, 2015 03:20 PM (x9NcI)

164 Yasmin Brown-Alibhai

She's not nuts, she's a Muslim sharia-loving brood mare supremacist. Here's her next tweet:

"My new Independent column:
Why the English must resign to their place as a lost species in the 21st century"

Exterminationist rhetoric.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:20 PM (QqeCN)

165 My 85 year old Mom, who was never political, confided in me the other day that she thinks the country is finally going Socialist, and that the future is "not good."

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 06, 2015 03:21 PM (k8tEg)

166 Arabic fastest-growing language in USA


La Raza hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:21 PM (LWW4k)

167 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2015 03:09 PM (AC0lD)

Eh. My personal fortunes are less important to me than the opportunities available to my children and their children. Thus the reason I'd rather get the burning started - then there's at least *hope* for my grandkids.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)

168 a Pacifica green-communist NW, a Nuevo Aztlan from LA to the Tejas Disputed Zone, the Great Lakes Caliphate, a patchwork of racialist city-states in the South, a scattering of warlords in the interior, and a rump "Republic" along the Acela corridor.

===

OK Imma go with the Warlords, maybe

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)

169 25 %


According to the Government Accountability Office, the percent of inmates in federal prisons who are in the country illegally. The GAO also found that criminal illegal aliens were arrested an average of 7 times.

and you know they werent arrested for being here illegally

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (zOTsN)

170 I agree with you ACORN. That seems to be where things will go.

And I fear Bitter Clinger is also correct.

That Hopey Changey thingy is for realzees I am thinking.

Posted by: freeus at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (caDgg)

171 So I just updated to Windows 10.

Any tips for what fresh hell awaits me?

I already discovered Smart Gesture doesn't work.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (f2QIP)

172 91.4% of refugees from the ME are on food stamps.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (zyIlW)

173 kind of off topic: seen on Weazels:

If Joe Biden jumps into the Democratic primary, Hillary Clinton will be ready to go on the offensive. According to a Clinton campaign source, a team of opposition researchers working on behalf of Clinton is currently digging through Biden's long record in office to develop attack lines in case the vice-president runs.

The research effort started about a month ago and is being conducted by operatives at Correct the Record, the pro-Hillary superpac founded by David Brock, which is coordinating with the Clinton campaign. According to the source, the research has turned up material on Biden's ties to Wall Street; his reluctance to support the raid that killed Osma bin Laden; and his role in the Anita Hill saga as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

[on the good side, think of all the stuff about Biden that can be used against him if he becomes the nominee, and if Trump is the Repub nominee, you know his campaign will use every last drop of trash that that research turn up.]

Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (qSIlh)

174 Remind me, who was behind the latest amnesty push? Who called illegal immigration "an act of love?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale

_________________

It's both sides, that's the problem.

Many on our side buy into this Koch-fueled, Libertarian nonsense that we let anyone come over who wants to because cheap labor is good for a few oligarchs. Even Reagan bought into it, he campaigned on Amnesty against Mondale and passed it in his 2nd term

It's the same people that also think there should be zero trade restrictions. Somehow the end result is everything is now made by the ChiComs.

Posted by: Coolio at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (DzyXy)

175 Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:20 PM (QqeCN)

Worse: dehumanizing rhetoric. "a lost species." See? Now they're not even human - whatever we do to them is just fine...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

176

I cant find anything that says what percent of prisoners in state prisons are illegal aliens

Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 03:23 PM (zOTsN)

177 more from Yasmin the Genocidal Islamic Supremacist:

"all Caucasians and Negroes must disappear"

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:23 PM (QqeCN)

178 @172 The skill set of "blowing shit up" doesn't translate well to the 21st century job market.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 06, 2015 03:24 PM (k8tEg)

179 91.4% of refugees from the ME are on food stamps.


Not much call for IED building in the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:24 PM (LWW4k)

180 I'm sure a lot of Yasmins will be only too happy to tweet the same shit to America.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:24 PM (QqeCN)

181 Why the English must resign to their place as a lost species in the 21st century

============

Probably. And in most of Europe, too.

There isn't much to be done unless they wake up.

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:25 PM (3ZtZW)

182 >>91.4% of refugees from the ME are on food stamps.


It's called Jizya.
They think we *owe* them those hand-outs.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

183 "171 So I just updated to Windows 10.
Any tips for what fresh hell awaits me?"

Your taxes are going up. Healthcare will be very expensive and of poor quality. You'll lose your job and there'll be no possibility of finding another one. Society will descend into anarchy. Martial law will be declared to restore order. You'll live in squalor at the whim of a left-fascist dictatorship.

Nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 06, 2015 03:26 PM (u5gzz)

184 OK Imma go with the Warlords, maybe
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb

I'll offer a free colander face mask for every 10 hippie scalps.

I realize you have a choice in post-apacolypse warlords, so go with a winner.

Paid for by Ludwig for Lord of the Wastelands.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:26 PM (awspb)

185 Is Yasmin a parody?

"Why driverless trains are a racist tool for the oppression of British Muslims"

Man, she puts the hack in the word "hack."

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:26 PM (QqeCN)

186 more from Yasmin the Genocidal Islamic Supremacist:

"all Caucasians and Negroes must disappear"



Nation of Islam hardest hit........

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:26 PM (LWW4k)

187 178 @172 The skill set of "blowing shit up" doesn't translate well to the 21st century job market.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at October 06, 2015 03:24 PM (k8tEg)

+++++++

Not much call for IED building in the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:24 PM (LWW4k)

****

#tenyears

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:26 PM (NeFrd)

188 Both parties support open borders, and if that means a few kate steinlee's have to get gunned down, so be it. "The chamber" has spoken.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (COpZ4)

189 >> Is Yasmin a parody?

Sadly, no. She's vile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin_Alibhai-Brown

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

190 178,179

I'm sure they'll have no problem acquiring the skillset when they get free broadband.

Not to mention having the dough to buy the necessary equipment. By caring friends and family, of course.

See: Boston Bombers.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (zyIlW)

191 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (5npD/)

192 Yasmin (last one, I promise)

My new Independent column;
#Sweden must no longer infringe
on Eritraens' right of return to their ancestral lands in Scandinavia

LMAO

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (QqeCN)

193 I realize you have a choice in post-apacolypse warlords, so go with a winner.

========

Geez, I dunno. I think Bob has a coupla barrels of meth or acid or whatever

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:28 PM (3ZtZW)

194 I wonder if Hill isn't targeting issues that play well with minorities, trying to corner that Democrat vote. Then in the convention she can broker a deal with Sanders as VP where he pulls in all the rich white lefties.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 03:28 PM (39g3+)

195 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?

I disagree with the word "benevolent."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:28 PM (kff5f)

196 Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:22 PM (f2QIP)

Get a copy of Linux Mint and either create a dual boot setup or use an external drive for the Mint.

Then see which one is easier to setup/deal with/work with.

I would guess you probably won't enjoy the MANDATORY updates AND the data gleaned from you're hard disk and sent back to MS.

MS has jumped the shark I believe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 06, 2015 03:28 PM (x3GpS)

197 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?

I question the benevolent part

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 03:29 PM (39g3+)

198 Worse: dehumanizing rhetoric. "a lost species." See? Now they're not even human - whatever we do to them is just fine...


That's cool. If I'm not to be treated as a human, don't expect me to act like one.

Bring on the Crusades. Hide your women and children. Because I aim to misbehave.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:29 PM (LWW4k)

199 Well, not benevolent to us.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:29 PM (5npD/)

200 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?

===

Great Leap Forwards, yo

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:29 PM (3ZtZW)

201 I would guess you probably won't enjoy the MANDATORY updates AND the data gleaned from you're hard disk and sent back to MS.

MS has jumped the shark I believe.


Microsoft is trying really hard to get everyone to only use software "on the cloud" and rented, not owned. You don't ever get a disc, you don't have the product, you don't own it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 03:29 PM (39g3+)

202 >>>"You peasants really need to learn your place in this brave new world," the Empress stated in her regal voice.

I dispute that characterization of Hillary!'s voice.

Posted by: m at October 06, 2015 03:30 PM (b5xwK)

203 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:27 PM (5npD/)
======================

Yes, I disagree. I don't think they mean to be benevolent in any way.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 06, 2015 03:30 PM (dFi94)

204 179

91.4% of refugees from the ME are on food stamps.

________________


That's so messed up if it's true.

Republicans could make a lot of hay with the food stamp nonsense, like put a certain time limit on it like with welfare or kick it to the states.

Or don't let restaurants take food stamps.

Or how about only American citizens qualify for food stamps?

We're going to be called "heartless" no matter what, at least let's get some righteous outrage over this nonsense.

Bring back soup kitchens and shame these people.

Posted by: Coolio at October 06, 2015 03:30 PM (DzyXy)

205 >>#Sweden must no longer infringe
on Eritraens' right of return to their ancestral lands in Scandinavia

What the hell is an Eritraen? Does not compute for either spellcheck or autocucumber.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:30 PM (awspb)

206 178: "The skill set of "blowing shit up" doesn't translate well to the 21st century job market."

But it will come in real handy when TSHTF.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:31 PM (4nmNX)

207 What the hell is an Eritraen?



****

Eritrea. Next to Ethiopia or Somalia, somewhere over on the horn of Africa.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (NeFrd)

208 Let's have that fight. Are we deporting too many or too few? Trump vs. Hillary. If we can't win that battle, we already lost the war.

It's too bad that the GOP absolutely refuses to bring forward a candidate from within to carry that banner, but so be it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (IN7k+)

209 Eritraen == Eritrean. African shithole near some shitty coastline. Smells like ....ah, ya beat me to it

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (3ZtZW)

210 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)



That's all any of us want.



I'm in the process of leaving my little hellhole for my unborn kids years away from being born.



On the plus side, this IS the burning. I think most of us who see the writing on the wall and just want it to burn so we can rebuild better lives for the next generation expect some sort of HUGE sign that the burning has arrived - like the DOW hitting 1000 or nukes going off.



The system is being killed with millions of paper cuts. Ironically enough, it's a system that hates us, set up by the left and their policies are slowly draining it of money. Whatever works.




Time for a run. Everyone have a great day.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (AC0lD)

211 Eritrea. Next to Ethiopia or Somalia, somewhere over on the horn of Africa.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (NeFrd)


I thought it was just west of Peruvia.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (kff5f)

212 Coolio,

via Breitbart

http://cis.org/One-in-Five-US-Residents-Speaks-Foreign-Language-at-Home

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (zyIlW)

213 184: "I realize you have a choice in post-apacolypse warlords, so go with a winner."

Sorry, I've already pledged my still to Lord Humongous.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:32 PM (4nmNX)

214 Eritraen

Eritrea is a country in Northeast Africa, on the horn. That's the only reference to Eritraean I can find, in any permutation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 03:33 PM (39g3+)

215 Here is the one indispensible link to see how immigration has changed over the decades


http://tinyurl.com/ogda2r2

Basically over the last 30 years

13pct of legal immigrants have come from Europe
72pct have come from the various shit holes of asia, mexico, South America and Africa.


The on the books policy as enshrined in the 65 immigration act is to turn our country into a third world shit hole.

And you can't have a third world shit hole with out it's constituent denizens.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 06, 2015 03:33 PM (TT7sr)

216 Eritrea is a country in the Horn of Africa. With its capital
at Asmara, it is bordered by Sudan in the west, Ethiopia in the south,
and Djibouti in the southeast.

===========================




Sounds totally Skandi.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 06, 2015 03:33 PM (dFi94)

217
Miserable afternoon...Puppies, STAT!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 03:34 PM (iQIUe)

218 here's the penultimate scene in the political thriller that won't be made, when the obama-esque character explains to the protagonist with a malignant smile:

"they're going to come to us and ask that we take their freedoms. when we are done, they will demand we take their freedoms."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 06, 2015 03:35 PM (WTSFk)

219 Sounds totally Skandi.

===

The White Man stole their fjords

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:35 PM (3ZtZW)

220 That wall thing the Donald keeps talking about...that.

Posted by: Dave at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (Q39AM)

221 What good is a wall when we're flying them over here?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (zyIlW)

222 O/T question for the horde,
What is the best cigar not from Cuba?
TIA

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (R8hU8)

223 Speaking of warlords, watched Fury Road, and liked it. Max always gets roped into other people's battles, so that whole Furiosa thing didn't bug me.

It was a simple hydrolic despot story. Only with flamethrowing guitars.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (5npD/)

224 "Djibouti" wins as most fun name of foreign country.

I love Djibouti.
Did you see Djibouti?
Time to rock Djibouti.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (QqeCN)

225 malignant smile... i like that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 06, 2015 03:37 PM (WTSFk)

226 >>Eritrea. Next to Ethiopia or Somalia, somewhere over on the horn of Africa.

An Eritrean immigrant recently stabbed a couple shopping in IKEA because he was denied citizenship or something. Proving he totes belongs in Sweden after all, huh!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 03:37 PM (NOIQH)

227 Imagine how lutefisk would smell if left out in the sun in a closed container on the arid barren lands of Subsaharan Africa for a week or two.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:37 PM (NeFrd)

228 wait...we've been told the scoamf deports the most people ever.......for years we've been told this

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (0O7c5)

229 This "right of return" of Eriteans to Scandinavia sounds suspiciously like that bullshit of how every square inch of the globe is "The Nth Holiest Site in all of islam!!eleventy!1!" and if an infidel puts an addition onto his garage, that's a grave insult to the mohammedans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (awspb)

230 Feh,

One of the few African places I wouldn't have minded being stationed at, just for that reason.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (zyIlW)

231 Can no one charge these criminal politicians with misfeasance?!?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (evdj2)

232 It was a simple hydrolic despot story. Only with flamethrowing guitars.


Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (5npD/)


Everything is better with flaming guitars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (OiH3z)

233 Yes, we have troops stationed in Djibouti.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (zyIlW)

234 Posted by: m at October 06, 2015 03:30 PM (b5xwK)


And another self-identifies for the Empress' Inquisitors to deal with. The Empress is beneficent and patient, but even in one favored with the graces as Her Royal and Imperial Highness is must chastise the unrepentant lest such tomfools and jackanapes run riot within her Serene Empire of Hillaria.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

235 Can no one charge these criminal politicians with misfeasance?!?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (evdj2)


It's a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)

236 In other news -

"NEW YORK (AP) — A former president of the United Nations General Assembly turned the world body into a "platform for profit" by accepting over $1 million in bribes and a trip to New Orleans from a billionaire Chinese real estate mogul and other businesspeople to pave the way for lucrative investments, a prosecutor charged Tuesday."

http://tinyurl.com/prwfh6f

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (9mTYi)

237 154 "Arabic fastest-growing language in USA "


My wife and I were at IKEA in Canton, Michigan (a few miles northeast of Ann Arbor) on Sunday.

It looked like market day in Abu Dubai.

Unless there's a new fashion trend with head coverings, more than half the people shopping were Muslim.

Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (Zs4uk)

238 232: "Everything is better with flaming guitars."

Kidney stones are not better with flaming guitars.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:39 PM (4nmNX)

239 In a just world, these pack of liars would be forced to live in a neighborhood with a high percentage of illegal immigrants that include gang warfare between MS-13 and rival gangs, high crime rates with scarce resources because of the crime rates, every building defaced with gang tags, etc.

Didn't Obama brag previously that he had the HIGHEST amount of deportations? Of course they cooked the books and were counting those caught at the border and sent back as a deportation.

Posted by: Cheri at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (oiNtH)

240 Michael Savage just said that if you don't keep weeds out of your garden, the weeds will take over. He then said Obama is importing weeds to put in our country (garden). Astute.

He says daily that Obama is evil, and says that all of the people who used to wonder how the Germans allowed Hitler to do what he did just need to look around, as those people are allowing genicide of Christians.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (BI43k)

241 Imagine how lutefisk would smell if left out in the
sun in a closed container on the arid barren lands of Subsaharan
Africa for a week or two.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:37 PM (NeFrd)
=================================

Better. It would smell better.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (dFi94)

242
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake Djibouti
Shake Djibouti yeah

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (evdj2)

243 Unless your son is named "Guitar".

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (5npD/)

244 I get off on '57 Chevy's
I get off on flaming guitars...?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (NeFrd)

245
>>> What is the best cigar not from Cuba?

I like a lot of Hondurans and Nicaraguans. I like Rocky Patel cigars as a go-to, a few others.

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

246
"Djibouti" wins as most fun name of foreign country.

That's where Heywood Djiblowme comes from, no?

Posted by: dartist at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (kDYa9)

247 wait...we've been told the scoamf deports the most people ever.......for years we've been told this

Posted by: phoenixgirl
-----------------

Record rates of deportation!

Posted by: MSM at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (9mTYi)

248 The on the books policy as enshrined in the 65 immigration act is to turn our country into a third world shit hole.

And you can't have a third world shit hole with out it's constituent denizens.
Posted by: Kreplach
-------------------------------
So the fix has been in for that long? Bewilderingly stupid, and depressing.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (E5UB0)

249
They say we're young and we don't know we won't find out until we grow....
Well I don't know if all that's true cause you got me, and baby I got you....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (iQIUe)

250 So let me get this straight.

1. Europeans were big bad colonizers.
2. The colonizers are now gone: the colonized are free.
3. Now free, the colonized are migrating to ... Europe.

I thought eurocentric colonialism was bad.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (QqeCN)

251 188 Both parties support open borders

They really don't, if the borders were actually open people coming here could work legally and they wouldn't have to get paid under the table, and if they don't have to get paid under the table they can demand the same wages as Americans and the Chamber of Commerce et al doesn't want that, so the politicians they own don't want it either. What both parties want is the pretend border we have now that allows the cheap, illegal labor to flow through for their corporate cronies.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (VviqM)

252 I've heard nothing but raves for Fury Road.


Furry Road however, is a disaster.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (f2QIP)

253 If you mean he's deported the most jobs, that's probably a true stat.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (5npD/)

254 I've heard nothing but raves for Fury Road.

A great 2-hour long car chase.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:42 PM (kff5f)

255 This "right of return" of Eriteans to Scandinavia sounds suspiciously like that bullshit of how every square inch of the globe is "The Nth Holiest Site in all of islam!!eleventy!1!"



You should have seen the shit I left at the xxxxxxxth holiest site in islam this weekend. Almost melted that ports potty.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:42 PM (LWW4k)

256 250: "I thought eurocentric colonialism was bad."

Where else are you gonna get your free shit?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:42 PM (4nmNX)

257 >>> Djibouti.

djibouTAY! djibouTAY!

Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at October 06, 2015 03:42 PM (3ZtZW)

258 One of the few African places I wouldn't have minded being stationed at, just for that reason.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 06, 2015 03:38 PM (zyIlW)

================================


My mom lived in Djibouti for a short while. She liked it. Of course, she had previously been living in Yemen, so .......

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 06, 2015 03:42 PM (dFi94)

259 I've heard nothing but raves for Fury Road.

I enjoyed it, but would have preferred it not try to be in the Mad Max universe. He could have been Banzai Bob or something.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:43 PM (evdj2)

260 What was that thing we were supposed to promise not to do in Djibouti?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 03:43 PM (NeFrd)

261 >>1. Europeans were big bad colonizers.
2. The colonizers are now gone: the colonized are free.
3. Now free, the colonized are migrating to ... Europe.



4. The migrats are insisting Europe change to accommodate them...in turning it into whatever 3rd world sh%thole they left.

So...not unlike CA progressives who move to other Western states and vote for the same crap that destroyed CA and made them leave.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

262 I'm glad we don't have that pesky Constitution mucking up the works, with its balance of power between three co-equal branches of government. That would sure brings things to a halt and allow the people to think that government was somehow answerable to the citizens.

Posted by: elaine at October 06, 2015 03:43 PM (Y0Piu)

263 The bathroom at the Greyhound station in Dearborn is 856th-holiest site in Islam.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 06, 2015 03:43 PM (u5gzz)

264 The bathroom at the Greyhound station in Dearborn is 856th-holiest site in Islam.

Wash your feet, Infidel!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:44 PM (evdj2)

265 I've heard nothing but raves for Fury Road.


Furry Road however, is a disaster.



It was hairy in places.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 03:44 PM (LWW4k)

266 Both parties support open borders

There was a time in the distant political past (25 years ago or so) when Dims were vehemently opposed to illegal immigration because they thought that they'd eventually vote Republican if they were to become citizens.

Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:44 PM (LUgeY)

267 Furry Road however, is a disaster.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:41 PM (f2QIP)


Empress Hillary has decreed that Ewoks are best as throw pillows and that Wookies be used as paving material. Keep that straight and you will not be sent to Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pumpkin Flavored Tempests are in Our Teapots at the Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

268 The bathroom at the Greyhound station in Dearborn is 856th-holiest site in Islam.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed

The whole bathroom or just the holes carved into the partitions?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (awspb)

269 263: "The bathroom at the Greyhound station in Dearborn is 856th-holiest site in Islam."

It is said that mohammed is too holy to be born of a woman.

So that leaves one "other" way to be born...

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (4nmNX)

270 There was a time in the distant political past (25 years ago or so) when Dims were vehemently opposed to illegal immigration because they thought that they'd eventually vote Republican if they were to become citizens.
Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:44 PM (LUgeY)

*****

The GOPe still think they are living in such a time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (6Ke4o)

271 Djibouti Cuisine

"Spider thermidor is a traditional Djiboutian meal made by crushing small spiders into a sauce and filling the body of a large native spider with the decadent sauce, a meal very similar to the popular lobster thermidor."

Jesus.

Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (QqeCN)

272 224 "Djibouti" wins as most fun name of foreign country.

I love Djibouti.
Did you see Djibouti?
Time to rock Djibouti.
Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:36 PM (QqeCN)



There's a song. "In Djibouti" you can find it on YouTube.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 06, 2015 03:46 PM (1TyK2)

273 Another thing you can lay at the feet of the Bush Clan is incresed levels of immigration.

From the link I posted you can see that both the bushes oversaw a tremendous increase in legal immigration coupled with a neat complete acquiesnece to illegal immigration.

With the exception of the Kennedy clan, the Bush family has been incredibly destructive to America.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 06, 2015 03:46 PM (TT7sr)

274 Just think: if the Republican's were smart, they could have pulled the union vote right out from under the Dems by simply getting tough on immigration and fighting against TPP.

That tells you they aren't interested in either picking up new voters or taking care of their base.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:46 PM (5npD/)

275 You know what would solve this problem? More comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at October 06, 2015 03:46 PM (wAQA5)

276 You know what would solve this problem? More comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at October 06, 2015 03:46 PM (wAQA5)


In fairness, more comfortable shoes do solve many problems.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f)

277 With the exception of the Kennedy clan, the Bush family has been incredibly destructive to America.
Posted by: Kreplach

We did it as an act of love, esse.

Posted by: El Jefe HEB Boosh at October 06, 2015 03:47 PM (awspb)

278 When most of your weight is being carried by a walker, a nice pair of shoes last a long time.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 03:48 PM (5npD/)

279 Fundamentally changed, baby.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at October 06, 2015 03:48 PM (eVWeU)

280 In fairness, more comfortable shoes do solve many problems.


And a good haircut.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:48 PM (f2QIP)

281 We're gonna need a bigger taco truck.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2015 03:49 PM (wAQA5)

282 >> In fairness, more comfortable shoes do solve many problems.

So does sexual companionship and a pleasant bathroom.

At least for some ethnic groups.

Posted by: Earl Butz at October 06, 2015 03:49 PM (o+SC1)

283 271 Djibouti Cuisine

"Spider thermidor is a traditional Djiboutian meal made by crushing small spiders into a sauce and filling the body of a large native spider with the decadent sauce, a meal very similar to the popular lobster thermidor."

Jesus.
Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 03:45 PM (QqeCN)


Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2015 03:49 PM (zoehZ)

284 Good; Let's send extra immigrants to one of Hillary and Bill's six houses, or whatever the "almost broke when he came out of the WH)" Clinton's have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (cgZPg)

285 271

*screams internally*

Posted by: joe at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (KUaJL)

286 We're gonna need a bigger taco truck.
Posted by: wth

Isn't The Taco Truck what Hillary! and Huma call their Subaru?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (awspb)

287 @274

The GOP has been a sham party for pretty much the last 50 years, give or take a few fleeting moments.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (TT7sr)

288 >> a large native spider

As opposed to a large immigrant spider?

Regardless, no.

Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (o+SC1)

289 and a pleasant bathroom

An agreeable temperature is always welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (evdj2)

290 266
There was a time in the distant political past (25 years ago or so) when Dims were vehemently opposed to illegal immigration because they thought that they'd eventually vote Republican if they were to become citizens.
Posted by: Sir Furuncle of Buttock at October 06, 2015 03:44 PM (LUgeY)


Republicans apparently still believe that.

Posted by: rickl at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (zoehZ)

291 We are a nation of illegal gang member jihadist honor-killing child-raping tax-cheating clit-chopping assimilation-resisting immigrants!

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (jBuUi)

292 Isn't The Taco Truck what Hillary! and Huma call their Subaru?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 06, 2015 03:50 PM (awspb)


F*ck. You.

You owe me about 1000 gallons of brain bleach.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 03:51 PM (kff5f)

293 "And, by the way, the number of non-English speaking persons in America just hit an all-time high"

I'll just mention again here quickly the experience which I had here in Commiefornia about three years back, wherein I was waiting to check out at a local big-box retailer with a grocery section.

In front of me in line were five different families in colorful ethnic clothing. Each family speaking a different non-English language. Every one of the five handing the cashier a "Golden State Advantage" EBT card for their huge haul of food. Including a package of steaks, for the ones right in front of me.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 06, 2015 03:52 PM (noWW6)

294 You owe me about 1000 gallons of brain bleach.


Take it easy with that stuff.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:52 PM (f2QIP)

295 Aber beklecker nicht das sofa!

Posted by: Utility Muffin Research Kitchen at October 06, 2015 03:52 PM (UlJ3l)

296 nood dude

Posted by: joe at October 06, 2015 03:53 PM (KUaJL)

297 The people that previously were cheering Merkel's decision to allow ME immigrants to throng into Germany are quickly not cheering so much.

It seems that there are groups of ME men that go through streets yelling at German women to cover up!

Heck of a job Merckie!

Posted by: Cheri at October 06, 2015 03:53 PM (oiNtH)

298 Being American requires a certain ethos, a certain view of ethics, of human beings. It's one that does not come naturally, perhaps existing only in a few other places in the world, and one that the left is continually trying to destroy here. It's naive and suicidal to think otherwise.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 03:53 PM (E5UB0)

299 Bob Loblaw!

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 03:54 PM (f2QIP)

300 In front of me in line were five different families in colorful ethnic clothing. Each family speaking a different non-English language. Every one of the five handing the cashier a "Golden State Advantage" EBT card for their huge haul of food. Including a package of steaks, for the ones right in front of me.
------------

We in California value diversity and are willing to pay for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 03:54 PM (eVWeU)

301 Some companies that take advantage of cheap illegal labor do fund immigrant groups, but AFAICT the largest supporters are Mexico's elite billionaires, who make scads of money off fees on communications, travel and remittances.

They really loot these people good and hard, and then they lobby and bribe American politicians to keep the loot flowing (their own government is already entirely beholden to them).

I do kind of marvel at how *little* this is brought up. It's a massive scam, as always, made possible by corrupt governments.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 06, 2015 03:55 PM (bLnSU)

302 re 245: best cigars

http://top25.cigaraficionado.com/

Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 03:55 PM (qSIlh)

303 It would be interesting to know which ones the Obama admin did deport because people guilty of serious crimes in Mexico and ones with ties to radical Islam don't seem to be getting the boot.

I know; It's Christian homeschoolers from Europe, or Christians fleeing violence from anywhere in world

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2015 03:56 PM (cgZPg)

304 (Sally Fields accepting Oscar for her amazingly realistic portrayal of Hillary in the new bio-pic I'm Not Just Bill's Wife):

"You dislike me -- you really really dislike me!"

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2015 03:56 PM (jBuUi)

305 Does anyone even disagree that the left wants a benevolent dictatorship at this point?

I think they want to drop the benevolent part.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 06, 2015 03:57 PM (YEelc)

306 We have whooping cough at the local elementary school. A little gift brought from over the border.

Posted by: Who Knows at October 06, 2015 03:59 PM (W+Itt)

307 Effing willowed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 06, 2015 04:01 PM (bLnSU)

308
It seems that there are groups of ME men that go through streets yelling at German women to cover up!
......................

They're not going to get any of that fine German schnitzel that way.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2015 04:02 PM (wAQA5)

309 As opposed to a large immigrant spider?

iHola!

Posted by: Araña de cara de tamaño at October 06, 2015 04:03 PM (9krrF)

310 No comprendo. Why no fist to jaw? One would do.

Posted by: bour3 at October 06, 2015 04:14 PM (5x3+2)

311 Some companies that take advantage of cheap illegal labor do fund immigrant groups, but AFAICT the largest supporters are Mexico's elite billionaires, who make scads of money off fees on communications, travel and remittances.
_______________________

Yes, Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim makes millions a year off Tracfone, which provides a lot of those "Obamaphones" to illegal aliens and "poor" immigrants (by sticking extra taxes and "access" fees onto every paying U.S. customer's cell phone bill). Slim also owns a big share of the NY Times, which is always pimping for amnesty and more bennies for illegal aliens (which lines Slim's pockets with more U.S. taxpayers' money). It's all a big, incestuous scam, and We The People are the marks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 06, 2015 04:17 PM (a31sM)

312 The more you know about immigration policy, the easier it is to believe that our enemies are running the policy. The DOJ recently filed suit against an employer for hiring *Americans only.* DOJ also filed suit against Border Patrol for protecting themselves from drug smugglers. Ordinary people I talk to seem to think that border and immigration policy is run by people who are trying to enforce the law. The policy is run by people who are trying as hard as possible to undermine the law. The same is true of the amnesty. People I've talked to think that the amnesty is about the sob stories they've heard on TV. They are unaware that, for instance, drunk drivers are not deported, they're eligible for amnesty. I'm afraid that only after the amnesty passes will ordinary people realize how bad it is.

Posted by: bjk at October 06, 2015 04:21 PM (x2rNW)

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