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Apparently 4Chan wanted to see how follow-the-herd-of-stupidity feminists were. So they conspired to make up a hashtag, #PissForEquality, encouraging people to pee their own pants, then take a picture of it and upload it for the world to see, to protest... um, whatever. Victimization or something.
Content Warning: It worked. Making fun of pumpkin spice lattes is now sexist. Actually, what it really more is is racist, because this gets put down a lot as a specifically white girl thing; but the rules are that you can't call out black racism. It's always safe, on the other hand, to say something about men's sexism.According to a Swarthmore College student's op-ed, the real reason that people make fun of pumpkin-spice lattes is that our society thinks everything girls like is stupid because "girls don't get to have valid emotions." "It all comes back to sexism," Min Cheng writes in a piece for The Phoenix, Swarthmore's official student newspaper. "People love to hate on what girls like." "The PSL hate seems to me like a symptom of a larger problem: girls don't get to have valid emotions," she continues. (Exactly what a latte flavor could possibly have to do with your emotions is unclear -- but maybe I just haven’t been drinking meaningful-enough coffee.) Lest you think she’s not making any sense, Cheng gives plenty of other examples to prove her point. Her piece — which, by the way, is titled "Evaluating Masculinity, Hidden Sexism, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes" -- explains that people also make fun of leggings, Uggs, North Faces, Taylor Swift, Instagram, flower crowns, crop tops and Grey’s Anatomy (arguably the worst show in the world, except for maybe Gilmore Girls) and Pinterest.Can I hate people who make up fake dramas about trivialities to invest their meaningless lives with some jumped-up sense of purpose? Or would that be denying people's "emotions"? K-Timpf points out that it's a standard media trope to bust men's chops for the stuff they like. In fact, it's a standard trope of feminism. How do you square this bitching about men's enjoyment of being awesome with that silly crap about pumpkin spice latte non-liking behavior being sexist?
Another speaker said that the three most destructive words in the English language are "be a man," or "don't be a pussy," because they... I don't know, teach men to be brave and tough and respond assiduously to challenges, when the proper response is to cry about it and give up or something. Short Day: So. I let my body-clock get seriously out of whack (you may have noticed) and decided, sometime around 5:50 am this morning, that rather than go to bed, I would just stay up all night so I could go to bed early this night. I think the only way I can adjust my clock is to force myself to stay up for 30 or so hours and go to bed at like 6 pm tonight. Blogging today will be super-crappy, far crappier than usual. Probably bullet-point stuff. Quote and link without any effort, because i'm kinda dozing off as it is. I'll probably stop really early too. But, hopefully, I will be posting earlier than 1:30 pm from now on.
The size of G.I. Joe's biceps and Arnold Schwarzenegger's guns in the Terminator movies is proof that the dominant form of masculinity is out of control. That message and similar ones were conveyed recently to students during Vanderbilt University's "Healthy Masculinities Week," organized by the Margaret Cuninggim Women’s Center. Attendance for students was optional. The Vanderbilt week kicked off with a lecture by the first man to minor in women's studies at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst, Jackson Katz. (His alma mater now offers a bachelor's in women, gender and sexuality studies.) The self-described "anti-sexist activist" and filmmaker said that sexual violence and domestic abuse are men’s issues and that men would "benefit tremendously from having this conversation." Katz founded a consulting firm that "provides gender violence prevention and leadership training to institutions in the public and private sectors" and has pioneered the use of bystander training in the U.S. military, according to his website.... Political correctness has value, Katz said.... He showed clips from his film Tough Guise, in which Katz claims "there has been a ratcheting up of what it takes to be considered menacing in the 1980s and 90s." As evidence, Katz noted that G.I. Joe's biceps have gotten larger over the years and that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone use bigger guns for their iconic roles as the Terminator and Rambo than did Humphrey Bogart in his 1930s and 1940s film roles.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 11:11 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:14 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Dumb Afternoon Draki at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (0eidE)
The GOPe was ahead of the power curve on "piss yourself for justice" too.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (TAkZ9)
It gives mylife meaning and anidentity
Posted by: Righter at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (N+5PG)
Posted by: Dumb Afternoon Draki at October 06, 2015 11:15 AM (0eidE)
Sweeping the ice is good for muscle tone.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Baldy at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (sEXjW)
HOW ARE OUR PEOPLE THIS STUPID
HOW AND WHEN DID OUR CITIZENS BECOME SO FUNDAMENTALLY VAPID THAT A RALLYING CRY TO SOIL THEMSELVES PUBLICALLY WAS CONSIDERED COURAGEOUS
WHAT THE ACTUAL ****
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 06, 2015 11:18 AM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (TAkZ9)
No, a Miata is a sign of modern man.
Posted by: Dumb Afternoon Draki at October 06, 2015 11:18 AM (0eidE)
an enterprising evil right-winger could make a nice parody of "Safety Dance" called "Coffin Dance" starring Choom and Plugz and some pine boxes.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:18 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (lFkQ+)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: T Bombadil at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (ftVQq)
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Too many pumpkin spice lattes?
Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Boutrous-Boutrous Buttnozzle at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (2NQDu)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM (2Ojst)
You keep your nordic women fantasies in the open thread!!11!! This is serious business stopping the patriarchy.
Posted by: Dumb Afternoon Draki at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (0eidE)
America needs to feel they overcome mighty odds...
Mighty was once a two ocean war...
now it's a bit closer to our groinal regions.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (TAkZ9)
Be a man. Don't be a pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (lFkQ+)
How did they get to be considered girl's cars? When they first came out I was thrilled that someone had resurrected the British road car tradition.
Also, what pray tell is bystander training?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (JtwS4)
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We'll watch for the hallucinations to set in.
Really, after 24 hrs. no sleep, it's really hard to mentally focus on anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (9mTYi)
Dammit ace, you're not giving us our money's worth!
Posted by: joncelli, Who Occasionally Tries to Make A Funny at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (xVRrG)
Posted by: pep at October 06, 2015 11:21 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 06, 2015 11:20 AM (xVRrG)
To me a PSL is a rifle.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (2Ojst)
What about a double shot of Scotch?
//Ted from Hyannis Port
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: dantesed at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (88xKn)
an enterprising evil right-winger could make a nice parody of "Safety Dance" called "Coffin Dance" starring Choom and Plugz and some pine boxes.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 11:18 AM (g8Hfr)
You can drop if you want tooooooo...
Posted by: joncelli, Who Occasionally Tries to Make A Funny at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (lFkQ+)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky
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Is that you, DC?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (9mTYi)
I removed it to show Obama at the Whitehouse. Sorry about that. I'll return it in about a week's time.
Posted by: Ahmad Mohammed at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (E5UB0)
It is also known by its other name: Federal Gravy Train.
Posted by: pep at October 06, 2015 11:22 AM (GMG6W)
Check out Thor and Captain America's biceps in the Marvel movies. Mmmmm.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (9Y7bY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:19 AM (TAkZ9)
I do not drink at all. However, as happened once upon a blue moon, a woman I knew (and was quite a fool for) was able to pressure me into having a few drinks with her.
I'll give everyone a moment to contain their shock at such a thing happening. Moving along...
Eventually, my father caught wind of it and said "we should share a drink just once!" and so we did. I had Scotch.
I knew nothing about alcohol. In a vain attempt to make it less repulsive, I added grape juice to it.
Moral of the story; leave drink mixing to the pros...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (u14C+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (ODxAs)
That Fall back crsp is coming up soon--should have held out for that.
Plus hot dogs, nitrates will give you nightmares.
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Dang, walking funny around the office at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (2oWD2)
That made my otherwise shitty day. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
They punk everyone. It's kinda what they do.
Still, we could learn some lessons from this. They took Lefty "do something meaningless to show your support FOR THE CAUSE!" logic and turned it into a method of showing them to be the brain-damaged nincompoops they really are.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (fFIVI)
-Min Cheng
Is that really how you write for a publication? "Hate on?" How stupid, juvenile, and shallow are these people.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (VAsIq)
Why would anyone want to pee in their pants? I'm still tring to figure that out. Sounds lie a fetish.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (iQIUe)
Since it's Swarthmore, expect this article to eventually evolve all the way into a doctoral dissertation.
Stretch and pad. Throw in a bunch of social-justice and Marxist-economics block quotes from perennial favorites like Althusser, footnote the living shit out of everything, and schedule the defense for right before a holiday weekend when the doctoral committee just want to wrap up and get out of town.
And presto, you have a newly minted Min Cheng, Ph.D.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: se pa moron at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (sI4OA)
step 2. physical escalation...non verbal.
sorry, not sorry...you get to second base by stealing once you reach first base. Signing an escalation agreement just shows that feminists have never been touched and have no idea how to break the ice.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (Ojdnl)
It's not like movies back them didn't use the most bad-assed small arm of the day or anything. Like a Thompson. Those never showed up in old movies.
Go watch No Country for Old Men, you mewling quim.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Cicero
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I had a fabulous time. It was great!
A lot of hugs and affirmation.
Posted by: A Modern Man at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (9mTYi)
hint: tom brady's brand of girl boots for men
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (Ojdnl)
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G.I. Josephine's biceps should be no larger than mine were, at the ESPYs.
Posted by: Ahmad Mohammed at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (2oWD2)
LOL
Posted by: Draki at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (0eidE)
These idiots have too much time on their hands to even consider this shit. The whole world is going to shit and these clowns are talking about this meaningless drivel.
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: Girl who understands sex as taught at college at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (E5UB0)
I don't think feminists understand sex.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:23 AM (Ojdnl)
Just me, but I think the word "normal" ought to be in that sentence somewhere!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (ftVQq)
Why would anyone want to pee in their pants? I'm still tring to figure that out. Sounds lie a fetish.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:24 AM (iQIUe)
The 4chan crew tied it into solidarity with rape victims - the whole pee yourself if you're attacked thing. And it worked.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (evdj2)
i wanted to know that too!
I think this is it...?
http://www.npr.org/2014/04/30/308058438/training-men-and-women-on-campus-to-speak-up-to-prevent-rape
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (dciA+)
It's not that they like pumpkin spice lattes, it's that they must have it: Oooo! I must have my PSL or I will die!!!!111!!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (iQIUe)
4chan proved me right on my opposition to all that pink shit for breast cancer.
Wearing pink doesnt cure cancer, most of us know that. What's being done is really an exercis in mass control. They are seeing how many people will do wear pink or whatever just because peopl in authority say there's a good reason for it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (Twaz5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44
It's rape, right?
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rape is what happens if he doesn't call you back.
sex is something that must never ever happen if a girl decides to dress sluttily.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: In Exile at October 06, 2015 11:26 AM (QThya)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Peeing your pants is the coolest!
Posted by: Billy Madison at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: donna at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (LWW4k)
I don't think feminists understand sex.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44
It's rape, right?
Posted by: Girl who understands sex as taught at college at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)
You mean PIV sex or when I get eaten?
Posted by: Humma at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
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Can't say. It's a moving target. They continue to plumb the depths.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (9mTYi)
And lo...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (aeRWb)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (2Ojst)
TOP could learn from these 4chaners
Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (mcm0N)
An American Airlines pilot had a heart attack and died while on a flight. It's amazing this doesn't happen more often.
Now, the idiot passengers are calling the copilot a "hero" who saved their lives by not panicking and being able to land the plane alone.
Fuck.
These are all people who, by law, have the right to vote.
Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (Zs4uk)
The first thing I said when it was over was "this is Glee, but for black people".
Of course it's full of gay stuff.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (5npD/)
At 5:50 it's a little late to decide whether or not to stay up all night.
That's like an Obama decision: You've waited too long and the decision has been made for you.
Posted by: Jay at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (hL/0E)
If Ace stays up another couple of days straight, we'll pretty soon be at VOX levels of quality.
Posted by: In Exile
No, I think you would also need a self-administered lobotomy with a melon baller.
Posted by: pep at October 06, 2015 11:28 AM (GMG6W)
hint: tom brady's brand of girl boots for men
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (Ojdnl)
I got the same message. Thanks for the fix...
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ace at 11:13 AM
I think I've seen this movie before....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: TedT at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (YzMAB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (lFkQ+)
Ace was up all night fondling his Time-Life Books.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:27 AM (Ojdnl)
Uh, gaybutt? Gays hitting their heads together?
Posted by: joncelli, Who Occasionally Tries to Make A Funny at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (9mTYi)
****
Ha! As if that's even possible.
**darts eyes nervously left and right**
**winces in anticipation**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther the King at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (D0NZx)
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no wonder the millies think that 30% of population is gay.
of course, I suspect the plastics in the water has actually made that true for their generation.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (5npD/)
I hate hate hate hate with the passion of 10,000 burning suns the pumpkin spicing of All The Things. Trust me, my hatred of that has nothing to do with sexism.
I save my sexism for important things. Such as objecting to the deplorable lack of tasteful full frontal nudity by Chris Pratt in Jurassic World. Important things like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: donna at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (hUdMz)
Heck, it's a twofer. Yeah, baby.
Posted by: GnuBreed, hating all things pumpkin at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:29 AM (iQIUe)
Expect a 10,000 word book review when he wakes up!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (ftVQq)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p948bzu
(ie is it bullshit, or did they actually do that?)
Posted by: Methos at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (Ojdnl)
i'm doing this for a healthful purpose. Staying up late and waking up late is bad for sleep, not to mention bad for working/doing your job/getting anything done.
The evening hours are simply not conducive to work of any kind. even shopping is kind of a drag at 8pm. The more one shifts his hours from daylight time to nighttime, the more one just lays around, doing nothing. Watching f***ing television.
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (dciA+)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (u14C+)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Ahmed at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: donna at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (hUdMz)
This confirms for me that McCarthy really is THE man to continue the GOP House legacy.
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (ftVQq)
i wanted to know that too!
I think this is it...?
Ah. "Bystander intervention" at least makes sense, "bystander training" sounded like a Kitty Genovese party.
Still, who requires training to intervene when a guy is clearly making a girl uncomfortable with his advances. Back in the day we used a technique called shoving, which could be followed by punching if necessary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (JtwS4)
It's rape, right?
Posted by: Girl who understands sex as taught at college at October 06, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)
Not if it is a bunch of muslim men invading Europe and you are a woman in a "no more borders group" Then it's just something to be quiet about...
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (ZDJwC)
let's just say I was shocked at how gay butt sex the networks are now. They didn't do that on Burn Notice.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (2oWD2)
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I don't understand your objection.
Posted by: Ahmed, Master Clock Designer at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (qSIlh)
nah i only got one so far. The Mexican War. It's kinda boring... I didn't really want an entire book on on one war.
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (dciA+)
You ever watch HGTV? To watch it You would think 50% of the US is Gay/Lesbian /whatever.... Of course if You are Male and watching decorating shows....
Posted by: donna at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Choo Choo Biden at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: pep
You can borrow my melon baller, if you need to.
Posted by: Modern Man at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (aeRWb)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (mf5HN)
Wow. You misspelled "Mila Kunis" and "every movie she's ever been in".
You must need more caffeine. Here, have a pumpkin spice latte. I hear you white girls love this shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (gW5Vg)
These grievances are all bullshit. No one, and I mean No One believes these grievances are legit.
It's all soft-terrorism to gain politcal change for Control.
It's not about creating a utopia of fairness, diversity , equality, greenness, and no voilence. The true utopia for a Leftist can be anything, even a sewer, what makes it a utopia is the Leftist is in Full Control of everything people do and everything people think.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (Twaz5)
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Of course, if...
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (9Y7bY)
Posted by: PC at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (PEqlJ)
Wait until you get to the chapter on the Reconquista.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Zombir Robert Mitchum at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (lFkQ+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (so+oy)
They're not even comfortable. They're tight and sweaty.
You're not wearing them to be comfortable, you're wearing them to get guys to look at your ass.
#truth
Posted by: Lauren at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (LzzEz)
1. Anyone can write stuff and get it on the Internet... in some fashion...
2. No one is willing to tell the special snow flakes to sit down and shut up because they are idiots... because if you do call them an idiot it is suddenly an attack on their identity... not their intelligence...
Some assembly required... for lot of stupid shit to get airplay...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (qh617)
They're not citing a source for that, but it pings my BS meter. Anyone else hear that stat? Have a source for it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: @votermom at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (cbfNE)
Now, the idiot passengers are calling the copilot a "hero" who saved their lives by not panicking and being able to land the plane alone.
*****
Co-pilot: "Um ladies and gentlemen, we've had a medical emergency in the cockpit, the pilot has suffered a heart attack and is incapacitated. Please remain calm. I will be landing the plane, but this will delay our arrival into DFW by about one hour. The seatbelt sign will remain lit for the remainder of the flight."
Passenger to seatmate: "Man, I hope that co-pilot doesn't have a heart attack, too. We'll be up here all day."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (NeFrd)
Nobody ever accused them of understanding consequences, of course.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Dang at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (2oWD2)
their meaningless lives with some jumped-up sense of purpose?"
Seems reasonable since this is being subsidized. We are now perpetuating the culture of junior high school.
Posted by: Wendy at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (bpemY)
Posted by: maddogg at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (xWW96)
Yeah but those Time Life leather bound books have neat photos in them, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (Twaz5)
Posted by: pashmr at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (3aNC4)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (dciA+)
Ace, you have me worried here. Shopping? Really? Football was on last night so it's perfectly OK for a man to watch the game and then the highlights afterward. Just sayin'
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: R Kelly at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (mcm0N)
I'm gonna go ahead and award that chick 2 John Wayne internet slaps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRy3fCCR0Yg
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (gW5Vg)
And don't be afraid to order the more (modern) manly Venti size!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (ftVQq)
1. Anyone can write stuff and get it on the Internet... in some fashion...
***
don't forget:
Buzzy needs content for free
PR firms will do it for free.
so will college kids, the unemployed and other undesireables.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (Ojdnl)
Yes, it is girls that get all squee about stupid, pointless shit like PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING!!!!!11!! And are then pissy when people make fun of the absurdity because little girls have not yet matured enough to be able to chuckle at their own foibles.
I'm an adult woman. And yes, I own one bag of Pumpkin Spice coffee (Mystic Monks, y'all. Best coffee in the country). But as much as I like the fall flavor combo, even I will say that the fact that I can't go anywhere without being inundated with Pumpkin Spice flavored or smelling stuff (PS Oreos, PS, gum, PS candles, PS perfume) is going a wee bit overboard. And so I laugh at the jokes because they're funny and true.
I can do this because I'm a woman and hey, I do stupid shit sometimes, too, and it's ok to laugh at it. I don't think everything is a microaggressive insult to my femininity.
This feminist crap is basically little girls that never grew the fuck up.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (xVRrG)
*cough* hatpins *cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)
You lost a bet and the wife has control of the remote........
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (LWW4k)
http://www.wired.com/2015/10/online-dating-made-woman-pawn-global-crime-plot/
is it time to rethink that whole 19th Amendment thing?
Just asking...
Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (o+SC1)
pitiful
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (0O7c5)
Yeah, we've got to encourage girls to express their emotions. Stop holding them in. Tell everybody how you feel at all times. Go with that.
Posted by: Salvador Allende at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (oKE6c)
How about people mock Pumpkin Spice Latte because it's a perfect target for mocking adults who have to have their "nummies"? Didn't Adam Carolla do a whole riff on adults who childishly crave super-sweet comforts like this?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)
You must need more caffeine. Here, have a pumpkin spice latte. I hear you white girls love this shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (gW5Vg)
I would send the Ravage for you but that is such a lowly effort it is beneath them.
*releases the Knave of Nutrias to chew upon your ankles*
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: PC at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (PEqlJ)
What is it you think Ace can do?
Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Daybrother at October 06, 2015 11:31 AM (u14C+)
Even the band is transsexual!
Posted by: Joel Gray, Gay but Sinister at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
Still, who requires training to intervene when a guy is clearly making a girl uncomfortable with his advances. Back in the day we used a technique called shoving, which could be followed by punching if necessary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch,
So, being a man is ok
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44
Shall we shoot them?
Posted by: Fiona Glenanne at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (u14C+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:30 AM (5npD/)
_________
Brought to mind the big European crash recently -- and the alleged mental health issues of the pilot. One of the morons brought up the train driver who somehow managed to crash and derail train who had 'issues' as well. Both supposedly idiot-proof but with high carnage and memory-holed by our modern media.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (MIKMs)
***
again...really?
feminists that have never had sex. Or in reality, they're responding to what they saw on TV, where the eeevilllll jock is hitting on fair maiden and needs a nerd to save her.
Reality: Penny dates 6'2" tennis star.
these girls don't understand sex and are dangerous.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (ZDJwC
A game with Detroit doesn't really qualify as football.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (VndSC)
preferably a state university
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)
With the exceptions of gratitude and awe, I quite agree.
Posted by: Fi-Wer, King of the Forest at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:32 AM (dciA+)
Book Bub alerted me to the fact that Amazon has this history book on sale today for 2.99 (Kindle)
http://amzn.to/1jbjmR2
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (t2KH5)
Don't know about the rest of you but I've gotten to the point that I am convinced all numbers used in any "motivational" statement are probably lies!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (mf5HN)
Careful, I'd hate for them to stampede and knock you over...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (cgZPg)
Sorry. I need that training. Hopefully it will counteract and overcome the EQUALITY training.
You know, the one where "Bitchez Be On Their Own".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (LWW4k)
Posted by: Zombir Robert Mitchum at October 06, 2015 11:33 AM (JO9+V)
Hey, when Mrs Timon was pregnant with the first (a girl), she HATED the smell of beer. I tried Zima...I admit it. Kind of like sprite, with alcohol. Granted that was 15 years ago. Haven't had it since.
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (zt+N6)
Smartass passenger: all the way to the crash site...
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (FTYF8)
Posted by: Post-American at October 06, 2015 11:38 AM (Y8P5w)
Also spent the whole weekend almost on a Wiki-Walk looking up western-related terms (or simple ecological/geological terms) I have long seen but never knew the meaning of. Like "savannah." I didn't know what that was. (It's a grassland, but with some trees, but not enough trees to close the canopy, so intermittent trees, then.)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (dciA+)
Saturday the wife came in the door after shopping for half the day. Cup of starbucks in hand.
Me: Pumpkin Spice Latte, eh?
Her: Sheepish grin. No comment.
Me: (Looking at her)
Her: Here you can have some.
Its funny because its such a group thing. Like how they all go to the bathroom in herds.
Posted by: Simplemind at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (xVRrG)
----
Most of those shows are actually filmed in Canada.
Or so I've heard.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: maddogg at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (xWW96)
***
lolz.
chicks dig the mass.
stupid millies can't lift the iron
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (E5UB0)
Terminator movies is proof that the dominant form of masculinity is out
of control.
Damn. I was about to post an entry on this on Cut.Jib.Newsletter, but life (work) intervened.
"Be a man. Don't be a pussy." Get the impression that Modern Man hears that a lot?
Posted by: Salvador Allende at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (oKE6c)
OK, people, you all know where your ass is, right? Now select just one of your thumbs...
Posted by: Bystander Trainer at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (u5gzz)
Yes -- the trailer for the new Anne Hathaway movie has her saying to her young, hipster oj-boy employees something like, "How did we go from this [points at be-suited DeNiro] to thias [looks at hipster dudes]?"
And I want to scream: Because you stupid feminists did everything you could to destroy masculinity, pride and confidence in boys -- making it that much harder to become a (non-modern) man.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (2Ojst)
>> who saved their lives by not panicking and being able to
>> land the plane alone.
Guess we need an alternate definition here:
Hero: ability to do your job and do what you were trained to do while sitting next to a corpse.
Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (oKE6c)
I hope ace at least manages to post when I'm stuck in a boring hotel room tonight!
Posted by: Lea at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (XSDcQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (0O7c5)
In the thousands of years of human history, being a hero has never been so easy as it is now.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2015 11:37 AM (VndSC)
I think Steve Martin hinted at this strategy in his advice to those who think they are about to be mugged: "First, throw up on your money."
Posted by: jwpaine at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: ace
Savannah? Oh, she's just a stripper. Not a very good one, either.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ace
It would appear that Mexico won.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 06, 2015 11:40 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (UhRGU)
------------------------
In Chicago's west and south sides, it entails sitting on the porch with a blunt and a 40, and waiting for the bullet.
Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Starbucks Guild Navigator at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (gf8BH)
-- Millions of WWII veterans
***
I've been thinking about that a lot. The last generation has really sold away their legacy, given to them by the blood of their parents and promised to their kids.
Surrender through pity.
Enjoy the balkanization.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (Ojdnl)
I, of course, don't watch it. But Mrs. Chupacabra can't get enough HGTV. Fortunately, most of the stuff in those shows centers around big Canadian homes and doesn't apply to my little rowhouse.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: JEM
I'm a hero for real.
Posted by: slave chained to an oar--the guy next to me croaked at October 06, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: maddogg at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (xWW96)
I thought that that was "Brokeback Mountain."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (mf5HN)
Careful, I'd hate for them to stampede and knock you over...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
*Moves far, far away from BCochran*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic what's dead at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (/Ho8c)
You forgot *sob, sniff* *whinge*.
Sorry , honey. We don't validate parking or emotions.
Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)
*cough* hatpins *cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)
Why, no, Officer, I do not have a mini flamethrower and stabbing implements. I have a small pocket size can of hair spray, a lighter and I'm carrying my heels is all.
Sekrit to BC: SOON.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
--------------------------------------------
Get away from me with that zester!
Posted by: John Boehner at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (E5UB0)
Ooh...look up "box canyon!"
Posted by: Hillary! at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Easter Island Statue at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (iSOwH)
Yeah, basically. Preferably into your sweater.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (OD2ni)
Yeah, we got California. It was amazing that the Mexicans restrained themselves from giggling during the treaty signing.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:42 AM (mf5HN)
Don't forget your stepstool!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (gW5Vg)
They're not even comfortable. They're tight and sweaty.
You're not wearing them to be comfortable, you're wearing them to get guys to look at your ass.
#truth
Posted by: Lauren at October 06, 2015 11:34 AM (LzzEz)
Since it's close to lunch time...
Rosie O'Donnell wears tight Spandex shorts and T-shirts around house and likes to sleep late - only doing her make-up if someone else does it for her
http://tinyurl.com/os4f4zc
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (fWAjv)
Had I been on the flight, I would have bitch slapped this hysterical copilot and took command of the plane.
Someone has to do it.
Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (Zs4uk)
As evidence, Katz noted that G.I. Joe's biceps have gotten larger over the years and that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone use bigger guns for their iconic roles as the Terminator and Rambo than did Humphrey Bogart in his 1930s and 1940s film roles.
Errr, I don't remember Shwartzenpecker or Stallone playing Spade or Marlowe. Can you imagine Bogart playing Dutch in Predator? Totally different film roles.
Plus, Bogart was a shrimp. Short, skinny, sunken chest, etc.
http://tinyurl.com/pufn4tb
He was known to prefer using the .380 Colt 1908 in films because it resembled a 1911 and looked a lot larger onscreen when placed in his little shrimp hands.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (UBLhq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Okay, if you say so.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
>> normal time. It's probably like flying a plane--don't over
>> correct.
and if you wake up next to a dead guy you'll have to land the bed yourself.
Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (LUgeY)
What size is that? And none of that square meter garbage, either. It's feet or nothing.
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (FTYF8)
----
Most of those shows are actually filmed in Canada.
Everything is filmed in Canada. Those bombed hospital vids from Afghanistan? Canada. The Coruscant scenes in the Star Wars prequels? Canada. Godzilla flattens Tokyo? Nope, Vancouver.
Seriously, at this point if I die and go to Heaven I expect the tags on my luggage will have "YYZ" on them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: maddogg at October 06, 2015 11:39 AM (xWW96)
Still trying to figure out the three sea shells thing...
But have a Happy Joy Joy Day!
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (qh617)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:43 AM (gW5Vg)
Oh, trust me, I've got that locked and loaded. Sweetie.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (mf5HN)
Gun violence isn't an inevitability -- it's a virus and we must do whatever we can to stop it.
Our children should feel safe going to school. They should feel safe at the movie theater. And they should feel safe in places of worship.
It's time for gun violence prevention in this country. We must stand up to the NRA and the Republicans who would like nothing more than to villainize us for "politicizing" this moment. I won't back down from this fight.
Say you're with me. Sign up to take a stand against gun violence:
...add your name
With heavy thighs,
Hillary
Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (6n332)
This will get out of control. This will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
If Ace and K-Timpf started dating, what would their Hollywood couple brand name be?
Ace-T? A-Timpf? The K-wok?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (tgL17)
Posted by: RWC
Shut up! I can't reach all the crevasses!
Posted by: Rosie O. at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (zt+N6)
>> around house and likes to sleep late - only doing her make-
>> up if someone else does it for her
What gets vomit off a keyboard?
Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (o+SC1)
stay away form the ivies! go to a school with ROTC and sports and STEM. A school a man might also attend
pitiful
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Darth Randall
Homophobic.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)
There's a fixer upper show based out of Waco, Texas. Husband and wife team. He demos & rebuilds, she decorates.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (LWW4k)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (E5UB0)
You sure about that?
Posted by: Capt. Ho Lee Fuk/FO Wi Tu Lo at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (PMGbu)
Uh, you *did* see the articles about the male ROTC cadets all being ordered to buy pairs of red fuck-me heels and clumsily parade around campus in them? As some sort of gesture of solidarity to the slutwalk types?
http://www.redstate.com/uploads/2015/04/heels3.png
Posted by: torquewrench at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (noWW6)
Seriously, at this point if I die and go to Heaven I expect the tags on my luggage will have "YYZ" on them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (9krrF)
What about the moon landings?
Posted by: Doom Rider at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2015 11:46 AM (JO9+V)
It's so messed up it's not even funny.
Same species. Ugh.
The Narrative says 'piss yourselves' and the shrieking freaks ask 'how many times'?
Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Fiona Glenanne at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (u14C+)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (mcm0N)
You're not. You're just not.
Posted by: AmishDude at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (Xd2w5)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (6n332)
Homophobic.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (zt+N6)
Alejandro Monteverde, a director. I think the family paid the ransom but their bodies were dumped two week later. Also happened to Guillermo Del Toro. Things keep getting shittier there.
I watched BBT last nite and they had the wimps driving into Mexico. Ridiculous. Even Cabo is not safe.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)
Be sure you start wearing Nomex socks at all times BC!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:47 AM (ftVQq)
In a fourth year psychology class I took you had to find some problem and write a detailed solution to it. My one class, 20 students. Multiply by x number of colleges across the country. Every semester, thousands of papers written to identify some problem, then offer a solution.
I wrote the paper, scored the 'A'. Within one year the problem I identified was being promoted by some group across the country, using the statistics I created.
That's about when I decided I had enough. College as grievance factory.
Posted by: name witheld upon request at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: maddogg at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (zOTsN)
Well, I guess 2,500ish sq. ft.?
My 120yo place is 1,100 sq. ft., so most everything is huge compared to it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (5npD/)
---
Yes! Inoculate yourself. Here, use this gun--it's small caliber, but will protect you from bigger bullets.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
I'm reliably informed they were filmed in a gravel pit outside of Moose Jaw.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (9krrF)
Honesty, is such an angry word
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (3mTyP)
Posted by: donna at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (mf5HN)
Oh excellent. Now, remember to bring the appropriate shoes this time, darlin.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 11:49 AM (gW5Vg)
Churchill was always going on about the power of naps and how they gave him the energy to work far into the night during the war.
Then I saw a documentary in which Roosevelt's butler described how much Churchill drank before breakfast, during breakfast, and after breakfast.
What Churchill called napping I believe is what I call "passing out".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 06, 2015 11:49 AM (JtwS4)
Had I been on the flight, I would have bitch slapped this hysterical copilot and took command of the plane.
Someone has to do it.
Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (Zs4uk)
Wait... I think I saw this movie....
Surely there was someone on board who was a pilot...
No, there wasn't... and don't call me Shirley....
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 11:49 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 06, 2015 11:49 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Okay, if you say so.
Huh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:49 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:48 AM (9krrF)
Heh. I grew up with kids whose dad was from Moose Jaw.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (fFIVI)
Posted by: George Carlin at a feminist convention at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (WiU5D)
T-shirts around house and likes to sleep late - only doing her make-up
if someone else does it for her
http://tinyurl.com/os4f4zc
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (fWAjv)
I'm not surprised. Spackling is a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)
The original Pee Your Pants for Equality:
http://tinyurl.com/qexboxu
Black-Eyed Pees.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 06, 2015 11:50 AM (W5DcG)
Whatever you do -- don't mention Macho Grande!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 11:51 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:45 AM (LUgeY)
Are you thinking hummock or telling Ace how to get a good nap?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:51 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:51 AM (aeRWb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:51 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 11:51 AM (qSIlh)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2015 11:52 AM (dciA+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 06, 2015 11:52 AM (OD2ni)
Wasn't that ace?
Posted by: Lauren at October 06, 2015 11:52 AM (GZ6Pf)
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Poop your pants for peace?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (9krrF)
Wasn't that ace?
Posted by: Lauren
Are they one and the same!?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (VAsIq)
And don't be afraid to order the more (modern) manly Venti size!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:35 AM (ftVQq)
Alright, I need to do a starbucks coffee sized rant. I never go into a starbucks by choice but I stay in Courtyard hotels a lot where they serve that shitty coffee. When they ask me what size I want I say "the middle one" and they look at me like I just said something in fucking Mardarin. I WANT A MEDIUM COFFEE!! Does it have to be this difficult?
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (ZDJwC)
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Wasn't that ace?
Posted by: Lauren at October 06, 2015 11:52 AM (GZ6Pf)
Have you ever seen Ace and Adam Carolla in the same place at the same time?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)
Ah well.
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (FTYF8)
Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2015 11:53 AM (ZDJwC)
That's not very Modern of you, Man!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (ftVQq)
Someone has to do it."
"Folks, the pilot is dead and the copilot is hysterical. Don't panic. I'm in command and a seasoned HOA President."
Posted by: jwest at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (mcm0N)
How about people mock Pumpkin Spice Latte because it's a perfect target for mocking adults who have to have their "nummies"? Didn't Adam Carolla do a whole riff on adults who childishly crave super-sweet comforts like this?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)
True.
And seriously Starbucks, how much shit can you put in a coffee before it's not coffee anymore? I like DD iced coffee, which consists of (1) cold coffee, (2) ice, (3) a little cream. I can't even drink the Starbucks crap because their coffee by itself is awful. And I refuse to order one of their slightly-coffee-flavored sugar concoctions. That's not fricking coffee.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (zOTsN)
This, too, is the story of Ollie Willis.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Hammock is a term used in the southeastern United States for stands of trees, usually hardwood, that form an ecological island in a contrasting ecosystem. Hammocks grow on elevated areas, often just a few inches high, surrounded by wetlands that are too wet to support them. The term hammock is also applied to stands of hardwood trees growing on slopes between wetlands and drier uplands supporting a mixed or coniferous forest. Types of hammocks found in the United States include tropical hardwood hammocks, temperate hardwood hammocks, and maritime or coastal hammocks. Hammocks are also often classified as hydric (wet soil), mesic (moist soil) or xeric (dry soil). The types are not exclusive, but often grade into each other.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: SarahW at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (3fTXW)
But I did like the fact that the bad guy is an out-and-proud Malthusian (though they never use that term).
It was a refreshing change.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (kff5f)
BUT, did you sleep in a Holiday Express last night?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (ftVQq)
*****
Well duh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, the "Hero Coroner" at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
For peace? Depends.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:54 AM (VAsIq)
ah man... what a shitty idea... I mean... it just stinks...
Posted by: BB Wolf at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (qh617)
Starbucks, the bigger asshole you are.
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (3mTyP)
Posted by: hamhock at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (0dcbp)
and write a detailed solution to it. My one class, 20 students. Multiply
by x number of colleges across the country. Every semester, thousands
of papers written to identify some problem, then offer a solution.
How about my paper detailing the problem of excessive enrollment in social science and humanities classes (aka left-wing indoctrination courses)?
My solution: charge students the true cost of offering the course, viz., the fully-burdened cost of the instructor's salary and benefits, of the administration's bloated salary and benefits, of building construction and maintenance, and their share of the entire campus-wide costs (for, e.g., security, campus housing, etc.). Let industry provide subvention for departments it chooses (mostly STEM, no doubt) to partially defray costs for students in those majors.
Now how much do the special snowflakes want to "deconstruct" literature, and otherwise marinate in leftist crap?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 11:56 AM (oKE6c)
Bananna Hammocks ?
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 06, 2015 11:56 AM (3mTyP)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 06, 2015 11:57 AM (4ErVI)
The scent of curious is in the air.
Posted by: name witheld upon request at October 06, 2015 11:57 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 06, 2015 11:56 AM (3mTyP)
Now we're talkin'!
Posted by: The Todd at October 06, 2015 11:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 11:57 AM (VAsIq)
Starbucks, the bigger asshole you are.
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 06, 2015 11:55 AM (3mTyP)
I will swear by this until the day Starbucks is no more: you can tell the quality of the coffee in a coffee joint by how many people come out with just a cup of coffee. Any coffee place where the predominant manner of ordering consists of three or more words, and all kinds of special products, is indicative that their coffee tastes like shit.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (KkVB6)
From another wiki thingy
A hummock is a small knoll or mound above ground.They are typically less than 15 meters in height and tend to appear in
groups or fields. It is difficult to make generalizations about hummocks
because of the diversity in their morphology and sedimentology.An extremely irregular surface may be called hummocky.
An ice hummock is a boss or rounded knoll of ice rising above the
general level of an ice-field. Hummocky ice is caused by slow and
unequal pressure in the main body of the packed ice, and by unequal
structure and temperature at a later period.
The hammock reference was interesting, hadn't heard that one
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (ftVQq)
there's either hope, or they kill us for the Pumpkin Spice recipe.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Latte at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (LUgeY)
*fistbump*
DD coffee rules, hot or iced.
They currently have a pumpkin donut that is good, too!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (rjtGa)
http://tinyurl.com/pufn4tb
He was known to prefer using the .380 Colt 1908 in films because it resembled a 1911 and looked a lot larger onscreen when placed in his little shrimp hands.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 11:44 AM (UBLhq)
Yes...Bogey had tiny shrimp hands and a little peepee but boy he could lick the chrome off of a 1938 Packard like nobody's business.
Posted by: Zombie Lauren Bacall at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (D0NZx)
Recall the Bloomberg soda fiasco when (surprise) it was pointed out that a flavored coffee like drink had more calories and artificial ingredients than a big gulp...
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (FTYF8)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2015 11:58 AM (aarql)
Thus all the spices and sugary crap, to cover up the fact that it's low quality coffee.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at October 06, 2015 11:59 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at October 06, 2015 11:59 AM (fFIVI)
Posted by: hamhock at October 06, 2015 11:59 AM (0dcbp)
I wrote the paper, scored the 'A'. Within one year the problem I identified was being promoted by some group across the country, using the statistics I created.
That's about when I decided I had enough. College as grievance factory.
Posted by: name witheld upon request
Some papers that didn't get an "A": Problem: Too many colleges; Problem: Tenure; Problem: Financial Aid for Degrees with No Market; etc.
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 11:59 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: mallfly at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: lummox at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Brown Line at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (zcbZo)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, the at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: cjherod at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (luFwW)
Me neither before I moved down here. I was all "WTF?" for a while until I finally realized they weren't talking about a Pawley Island hammock.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 12:01 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 12:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at October 06, 2015 12:01 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 12:01 PM (xq1UY)
So, the professor who told his wife to hide while he took on the terrorist, was sexist. Check.
Posted by: Brown Line at October 06, 2015 12:00 PM (zcbZo)
Ahhhh, the old men are damned no matter what they do. Guaranteed if that guy had pushed her out in front to deal with the terrorist he'd still be a piece of shit sexist bastard.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 06, 2015 12:01 PM (KkVB6)
Cuppa joe. Black.
All coffee tastes like shit. None of it tastes like it smells brewing.
It's drunk for the caffeine.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 12:02 PM (LWW4k)
If I wanted to, I could make a big deal about the commercial about the man taking his dog -- yes his dog -- on a bucket list trip. The dog is probably old and exhausted and wondering why the man is making him do this.The dog's bucket list. Is this not pathetic? As pathetic as any cat lady? But that's the way it is. So I just roll my eyes and go get Fluffy her bedtime treat.
Posted by: pj at October 06, 2015 12:02 PM (cHuNI)
I must be doing something wrong, I've got dogs but none of that other stuff seems to happen for me?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 06, 2015 12:02 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 12:02 PM (0dcbp)
You sleep on the burglar side of the bed tonight, mkay?"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, the Manly Modern Man at October 06, 2015 12:02 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (iQIUe)
Sugar + Cream.
By the time you drink it, coffee should neither look nor taste like coffee.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (ztOda)
-- Slut Walks
-- Running a marathon w/out a tampon to "raise awareness" about menstruation
-- Posting close-up pics of your beaver
Nope, the pissing your pants thing doesn't even rise to the level of actual feminist insanity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Feh at October 06, 2015 12:04 PM (d0RbD)
Errr... who is it in said outfit? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:04 PM (kff5f)
Sugar + Cream.
By the time you drink it, coffee should neither look nor taste like coffee.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (kff5f)
Noooooo. I like a splash of heavy cream in coffee, but aside from that I actually like how it tastes. It's probably acquired. My grandparents started giving me the last third of their coffee when I was a wee one, and after a while you definitely enjoy the taste. I do anyway.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 06, 2015 12:04 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:04 PM (kff5f)[/]
Han Solo
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (gW5Vg)
Austin Powers?
Posted by: anon a mouse at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (FTYF8)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (gW5Vg)
Well, I can definitely think of people I would mock *before* Han Solo for their wardrobe choices. I know that, in the real version, Han shot first.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, the Manly Modern Man at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (NeFrd)
Once you override church doctrine in one area (1st lesbian bishop), is it any wonder she'd want to override more?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Surellin at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (V4N/S)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:05 PM (kff5f)
http://media.ifunny.com/results/2014/11/01/zykkaj9p35.jpg
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 06, 2015 12:07 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (ztOda)
people to pee their own pants, then take a picture of it and upload it
for the world to see, to protest... um, whatever.<<<
What a piss poor idea.
Posted by: some unsuspecting janitor at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (ECrmY)
FTFY
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (zt+N6)
Once you override church doctrine in one area (1st lesbian bishop), is it any wonder she'd want to override more?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:06 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah. That.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Caitlyn 'Tripod' Jenner at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (NOIQH)
Dont forget #Freethenipple
#Cameltoes
And Ive notice Kendall Jenner and her pals are piercing their nipples. Why?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
1911 .45acp was in 1911.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (LWW4k)
and admiring them in the mirror for a couple hours this evening.
I joined a new gym (I usually worked out in my home gym) and have been shocked by the number of guys preening endlessly in front of the mirror, striking shirtless poses and photographing themselves. At first I wondered if this was in fact a fag gym, but it isn't, despite the evidence above.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)
Methinks there are a lot of people around who would benefit from frequently being told to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (4rzL1)
Why it's *almost* as though the activist left who infiltrated the Church don't really care about doctrine or you know the faith at all...
bet the new Landlords will be down with her struggle.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (g8Hfr)
people to pee their own pants, then take a picture of it and upload it
for the world to see, to protest... um, whatever.<<<
What a piss poor idea.
Posted by: some unsuspecting janitor at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (ECrmY)
Pisses me off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: prescient11 at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: some unsuspecting janitor at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (ECrmY)
Pisses me off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
Don't get pissy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mortimer at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (NOIQH)
//Kind hearted Jihadi
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)
Haha, I'm glad that my gym doesn't have that problem.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (ztOda)
/looking away
Posted by: Easter Island Statue at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (iSOwH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 06, 2015 12:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:12 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (OiH3z)
It's amazing, isn't it? These guys shamelessly preen and pose, one after another.
That and the tattoos. They must refer to me as the old guy without any tattoos.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
Taco Tuesday & Wet Shart Wednesday.
Pic & upload to Instagram.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 12:13 PM (LWW4k)
Posted by: some unsuspecting janitor at October 06, 2015 12:08 PM (ECrmY)
Pisses me off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
Don't get pissy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 06, 2015 12:10 PM (kff5f)<<<
If I ever find the little pissant that came up with the idea I'm gonna throat punch him.
Posted by: some unsuspecting janitor at October 06, 2015 12:14 PM (ECrmY)
Is it still okay to make fun of guys who drive Miatas ?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 06, 2015 11:17 AM
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There's a guy around town here who drives a Porsche Boxster convertible, I kinda want to tell him "Hey, nice car. Is that a Miata?" just to see his reaction.
Posted by: irright at October 06, 2015 12:14 PM (pMGkg)
Which reminds me, I have to see if I can sell one of my basses. No gigs this month or last.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 06, 2015 12:14 PM (LUgeY)
You realize of course that you could tear the fabric of time and space, putting the whole universe at risk, or that timelines could be thrown out of sync and will have to be entirely rebooted with wholly different realities.
Some of us might be Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models in the new reality, so who knows.. You Only Live Once in Each Parallel Universe
Posted by: kbdabear at October 06, 2015 12:14 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Jean at October 06, 2015 12:11 PM (ztOda)
Yeppers. I thought the same thing at first.
But seriously, there's absolutely no other indication that they're shirtlifters, and I kind of know whereof I speak, because I used to live (and work out) in the Bay Area, where fruits were a commonplace at the gym.
They all act perfectly normal, outside of the preening thing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:15 PM (oKE6c)
****
Reading the opening paragraph of the post I was expecting a movie review of "On Golden Pond".
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, the Manly Modern Man at October 06, 2015 12:16 PM (NeFrd)
Solution: increase pool of unattractive men.
Test this hypothesis on everything happening on campus.
Tangentially related: I just looked at shirtless picture of James Dean, 50's heartthrob. Scrawny by today's standards.
Posted by: name witheld upon request at October 06, 2015 12:17 PM (sI4OA)
That and the tattoos. They must refer to me as the old guy without any tattoos.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
The owner once came over and thanked me because when I did deadlifts I lowered the weight to the ground properly instead of just dropping it.
Apparently his other location is full of douchebags.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:17 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Colin at October 06, 2015 12:17 PM (Espnc)
Bogart didn't use big pistols because there weren't any at that time. The .44 Magnum was invented in 1955.
1911 .45acp was in 1911.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2015 12:09 PM (LWW4k)
Like the dual 1911s Bogie took away from Wilmer and handed to The Fat Man in The Maltese Falcon.
Yes, Bogie was a shrimp, and born with a silver spoon up his ass, and had a hound dog face and a lisp.....but he was a genuine sex symbol and a hugely successful film tough guy.
THAT'S acting, folks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2015 12:18 PM (UBLhq)
The show's description sounds like it's targeted at AAs. That stuff is culturally less acceptable for them (they voted prop 8 by a large majority). You'd think the idiots at fox would be aware of that. I guess, as with mainline denominations and news outlets like MSNBC and Newsweek, pushing the agenda is more important than the survival of the organization itself.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 06, 2015 12:19 PM (E5UB0)
Tangentially related: I just looked at shirtless picture of James Dean, 50's heartthrob. Scrawny by today's standards.
Posted by: name witheld upon request at October 06, 2015 12:17 PM (sI4OA)
There's actually some legitimacy to the idea that our ideas about the ideal male are kind of screwed up. If you look at Batman or Superman in the early comics, they look like normal, healthy, muscular guys. Nowadays they're 'roided up freaks half the time.
When your ideal moves beyond "attainable with hard work" to "attainable with great genetics and chemical assistance" it's not going to be a healthy message.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:20 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Drpullit at October 06, 2015 12:20 PM (lqDOK)
So, I said (to myself and very quietly) but what about that Princess and the Pea fable wherein the aforementioned Princess was so continuously pestered by that later mentioned Pea that there weren't enough mattresses in the whole wide world to mitigate the persistent pain inflicted by that sexist vegetable.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 06, 2015 12:20 PM (evgyj)
Yep. Did you find out about them from the Anchoresses' site, like I did? Very good coffee.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 06, 2015 12:23 PM (u0lmX)
And then, as if she were reading my thoughts, she said, much like that Chick Little and quite loudly too, "Can't you see, you idiot, 'The sky is falling.' "
Posted by: 11B40 at October 06, 2015 12:24 PM (evgyj)
No one could piss like her, Not half as much pee
She soiled so when I left her, It like to flood my car
And if she ever finds me, I'm handing her a jar
She's the smelliest little pisser That Texas ever knew
Her yoga pants are stained like tie dye, They sparkle
like the dew
You may talk about your Attends, And sing of your Depends
But the yellow flow of Texas has a stream that never ends
When the crazt bitch is flowing, The starry skies are bright
She pees a mighty river In the quiet summer night
I know that she remembers, When we parted long ago
I promise to return again, And not to leave her so
Posted by: ThunderB at October 06, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/qasqua7
"They don't make them anymore."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 06, 2015 12:26 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (iQIUe)
Post-Christian "enlightenment" thinking. I guarantee that if you were to actually debate this simpering ninny, at bottom, she's thinking, "I don't believe all this Jesus-as-God mumbo-jumbo; they surely don't really believe this Allah silliness, either."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2015 12:26 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 06, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
And someday, they'll be referred to as the old guys with the gross, stupid, saggy, faded tattoos. Because fashions aren't forever - but tats are.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 06, 2015 12:27 PM (u0lmX)
A couple years ago I picked up a copy of a woman's magazine because someone my daughter went to school with was in it. 50 top male models to watch, or something similar. I consider myself fit, somewhat muscular, weight pretty good. So I compared these 'ideal' males, who all had their heights and weights listed against myself. The height range was about 5' 10" minimum to about 6' 3" maximum. Weight in a very narrow range between 170 to about 180.
I don't see the 'ideal' in that magazine being screwed up.
Posted by: name witheld upon request at October 06, 2015 12:33 PM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 06, 2015 12:03 PM (iQIUe)
Post-Christian "enlightenment" thinking. I guarantee that if you were to actually debate this simpering ninny, at bottom, she's thinking, "I don't believe all this Jesus-as-God mumbo-jumbo; they surely don't really believe this Allah silliness, either."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2015 12:26 PM (zF6Iw
Her belief in the church is that she believes she should get to be a Bishop in the church.
Posted by: buzzion at October 06, 2015 12:33 PM (zt+N6)
Last week we had the starter and gas logs replaced in fireplace of new home. As I am not used to gas vs wood fireplace, husband (from upstairs office) said to just use remote. Well, sir, that is what I did. Happily writing a friend that the noxious fumes were temporary or some yada. Nope! Fumes made it to husband's office and he came to check and flue not open.
Not my fault, y'all! No one told me to open flue (I knew to do this, in Florida, when using wood). It was damp and cool to day so all I flipping wanted was a fire. bah.
On a good note we are not dead. On the continuing saga of moving: jury still out but no return to previous life.
Love,
The Duchess of Alba
Oh, and Ace? Could you blog about Keiff during your moron day? Or someone I can sink my claws in? Merci.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 06, 2015 12:34 PM (LJ4iV)
There's actually some legitimacy to the idea that our ideas about the ideal male are kind of screwed up. If you look at Batman or Superman in the early comics, they look like normal, healthy, muscular guys. Nowadays they're 'roided up freaks half the time.
When your ideal moves beyond "attainable with hard work" to "attainable with great genetics and chemical assistance" it's not going to be a healthy message.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:20 PM (OiH3z)
Think of early Paul Newman movies. He was considered an Adonis with a perfect bod, which is why he appeared shirtless so often in movies. Now he'd be told to hit the gym and bulk up.
He had no hair on his chest, but that was natural and not due to manscaping.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at October 06, 2015 12:36 PM (u0lmX)
If you haven't seen at least fifty by now, you aren't getting out much. Or maybe its just west coast; its like fall plumage here for college girls
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 06, 2015 12:39 PM (39g3+)
The show's description sounds like it's targeted at AAs. That stuff is culturally less acceptable for them (they voted prop 8 by a large majority). You'd think the idiots at fox would be aware of that. I guess, as with mainline denominations and news outlets like MSNBC and Newsweek, pushing the agenda is more important than the survival of the organization itself.
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is it any wonder white libtards the world over get raped and mugged and murdered when they go to sell crazy to their trendy people of color at the moment?
Like in paris "hey achmed, thanks for marching today in solidarity with eradicating the ... oh god, no... fine take my cell phone...no...don't buttrape me"
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 12:42 PM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: .455 Webley at October 06, 2015 12:43 PM (l3vZN)
Don't be a pussy: Join us for a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe:
Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).
Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).
Thanks!
Posted by: speedster1 at October 06, 2015 12:43 PM (1brdf)
***
+ in a brad pitt accent from Inglor Bs +
she's a naaaazi co-lab-orator. You know wha we do wid col lab or aters...we shave their head. dip em in shit.
See the end of Black Book.
Good stuff.
Our grandparents fought and died for these shitstains to give away their continent (a fucking continent??!@?!?!) 70 years later?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 06, 2015 12:44 PM (Ojdnl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 06, 2015 12:54 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2015 01:01 PM (493sH)
When your ideal moves beyond "attainable with hard work" to "attainable
with great genetics and chemical assistance" it's not going to be a
healthy message.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 06, 2015 12:20 PM
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For the 'ettes, some old time hockey studs:
Gordie Howe: http://___ur.com/jRB26Fe
Bobby Hull: https://awfullibrarybooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/champions2.jpg?w=499h=614
Posted by: irright at October 06, 2015 01:17 PM (zxnPQ)
People make fun of pumpkin spice because it's seasonal and compulsive. I make fun of Pumpkin ale too.
Like I remind everyone at Thanksgiving when they rave about how much they love roasted turkey.
Butterball will sell you a roasted turkey any time of year you want one. They would in fact be thrilled to do so. If what you love is the turkey, you could eat it more often.
The fall is time for harvest, whose American heritage is tied up with Thanksgiving, late harvest crops include pumpkins. So for the American Harvest celebration, thank God, one more year in the Land of the Free, Pumpkin often shows up now as tradition (Pumpkin now available year round). And so we signal our thanks for the bountiful harvest with a sort of ritual reenactment of our agrarian roots.
This emmotional attachment to pumpkin spices in the fall, is an unstated longing for the associated familial agrarian setting; Which is subconsciously manifesting in a desire to taste pumpkin flavored products during this season. The "joke" is the materialistic, anti-familial and selfish nature of the "Starbucks" culture, is about as far away from from that sentiment as humanly possible.
The Joke IS, not that some woman's emotions are *INVALID* it's that they are *VERY VALID* and secretly, deep down, when the chill hits the air, she's reminded of a big table, warm house, lots of family, kids running around, traditional familial roles, years work done, grace before the meal, all the things she as a modern woman turns her nose at, and thinking about those things make her HAPPY and manifests as a seasonal desire to drink coffee that tastes like a seasonal dessert...with the whipped cream even.
It's an outward reminder that we live in a continual state of cognitive dissonance and how much we lie to ourselves about what we want and who we are. THAT'S THE JOKE.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 06, 2015 01:18 PM (0q2P7)
Mission accomplished.
So, let me understand this: now working out is considered toxic masculinity? All men are supposed to have pipe cleaner arms so the man haters and beta males feel better?
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 06, 2015 01:36 PM (jShXB)
Posted by: Corona at October 06, 2015 01:43 PM (tWUja)
In fact, there's something a tad creepy about trying to get girls to do this in light of that last bit... like there's some Japanese guy out there furiously pleasuring himself to these girls who have no idea what kind of material they're creating (if any of the pics are genuine and not staged and/or commercial.)
Posted by: cjw at October 06, 2015 02:23 PM (UJ59J)
Posted by: The Modern Man's tighty-whities at October 06, 2015 04:52 PM (2Hkbk)
Muffin tops, now, deserve ridicule.
Posted by: iowaan at October 07, 2015 09:36 AM (VuJri)
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