Shock: Top Hillary Clinton Aide Lied About Using Personal Email for Business With Reporters

As Luke Skywalker said to Darth Vader: "No... that can't be true. That's impossible!"

Longtime Hillary Clinton aide Philippe Reines repeatedly lied about using a personal email address to communicate with reporters, records show. Emails uncovered after Gawker successfully sued the State Department show that Reines regularly corresponded with reporters using a personal Gmail address, despite previously dismissing the suggestion as a "cockamamie theory," saying his personal email account "is about the last place I want to be emailing reporters or conducting work."
Gawker's initial request under the Freedom of Information Act was initially denied after the State Department claimed to have no record of Reines's correspondence with reporters. The emails, about 18,000 in total, are coming to light now thanks to a successful legal appeal.

Well it sure seems that Hillary and all of her aides are pretty determined that they will not produce any documents for anyone, whether legally compelled to do so or not.

Must be because they're so honest.

Oh, and if you didn't see that terrible SNL sketch with Hillary, it's below. I just saw it now.

It's terrible, and while it's true they didn't mention the email scandal, what are they going to do, realistically? Hillary gets to veto any jokes that cut too deep; I'm surprised she let them attack her (very gently) from the left, in being slow to realize she was against Keystone because environment and pro gay marriage because love.

I'm very surprised Hillary let SNL reference her drinking problem, given that she has such a problem with drinking.

Hillary Clinton was on SNL last night http://t.co/EPMnNIv1cP What do you think?
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 4, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 07:04 PM

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1 1ST?

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:06 PM (SJi0a)

2 Really? First?

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:06 PM (9iR5/)

3 Yes....Finally!

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:06 PM (SJi0a)

4 Curses, foiled again!

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:07 PM (9iR5/)

5 Hill9000 power supply and server core hidden behind the bar.

Posted by: eman at October 05, 2015 07:07 PM (mR7Es)

6 I've said it before and I'll say it again. I held a secret clearance at my last job. If I had handled classified info the way the Hildebeest and her minions have, I'd already be in jail and paying fines. I guess different laws apply to those in government.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:09 PM (9iR5/)

7 They know they have to attack her so that she can play the victim, and then the War against Women card is back in play?

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:09 PM (SJi0a)

8 Lucky Seventh ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 05, 2015 07:09 PM (go6ud)

9 I'm old enough to remember, when lying....was a bad thing....*sigh*

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 05, 2015 07:10 PM (uJK1E)

10 If Hill9000 crashes, what happens to the Clinton Empire?

Posted by: eman at October 05, 2015 07:10 PM (mR7Es)

11 I'm shocked! Shocked! Shocked to discover that I was using my personal gmail account to leak stuff to the MFM.

Posted by: Phillippe Reines at October 05, 2015 07:10 PM (JO9+V)

12 Idiot probably used his phone for emails, and it always defaulted to gmail. Now all of his personal gmail account will be open to scrutiny, including his grindr notifications.

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2015 07:11 PM (x9NcI)

13 I was first once....it seemed great...but after the buzz wears off.....you feel so cheap, and cheated....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 05, 2015 07:11 PM (uJK1E)

14 "what happens to the Clinton Empire"

The decks will be scrubbed to make way for Chelsea...of course!

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:11 PM (SJi0a)

15
Well, might as well start a pool:

"In which Washington DC area park will the body of Philippe Reines be found -- along with a fake suicide note."

$5 on Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 05, 2015 07:13 PM (kdS6q)

16 The decks will be scrubbed to make way for Chelsea...of course!

With the way they wipe servers Hillary! is going to be around for a looooong time.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 05, 2015 07:13 PM (okk/u)

17 I forgot I wrote 18,000 emails one time.....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 05, 2015 07:13 PM (uJK1E)

18 CCCP -> Clinton Criminal Crony Party

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:13 PM (C6cTZ)

19 These people lie as easily and frequently as they breathe.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at October 05, 2015 07:13 PM (wEQ/z)

20 $7.50 on Washington Monument...isn't he the one that never told a lie?

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:14 PM (SJi0a)

21 given that she has such a problem with drinking.

Are you kidding? I'm a natural!

Posted by: Hillz! at October 05, 2015 07:15 PM (yddCj)

22 I'm old enough to remember, when lying....was a bad thing....*sigh*
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll
-----------------

I'm old enough to recall when the *Democrats* regarded the mere 'Appearance of Wrong Doing' as sufficient to end a political career.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2015 07:15 PM (9mTYi)

23 Death by Aspirin overdose? Or another suicide by bullet to back of head?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:15 PM (C6cTZ)

24
I gave Speaker Boner double his lands in Scotland and matching estates in England.

McCarthy turned for much less.

- - - - - - - - -

This woman will never lose her stank. Or her support.

Posted by: GBruno at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (u49WF)

25 Mike Hammer, a boat called Monkey Business ring any bells?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (C6cTZ)

26 I was trying to figure out how long it would take to review and delete 33000 emails, that HRC said she did......unless it's select all...delete.....months and months....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (uJK1E)

27 Philippe Reines just called me and explained - technically, personal email was the last place he would be emailing reporters or conducting work. You see, it was the only place he would be emailing reporters or conducting work. You could also say it was the first place. Same thing.

Posted by: anotheranon at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (dOFfJ)

28 These people lie as easily and frequently as they breathe.

Don't lawyers have to keep lying or they'll drown? Something like that.

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (yddCj)

29 That she is still even considered a contender for the presidency is such a stunning indictment of where our society has gotten to that I am unable to say anything useful. Insert long profane rant of your choice here:

Well, there's this: go get a copy of Petronius's Satyricon and read as much as you can stand of it. Discuss on a

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (go6ud)

30 I'll put $5.00 on Ft. Marcy Park. They're already familiar with the area and criminals always return to the scene of the crime.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (9iR5/)

31
Would you believe the lecture Deray is giving to Yale is on the justification of looting? LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 05, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)

32 Mike Hammer, a boat called Monkey Business ring any bells?
Posted by: Anna
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Indeed. I once met the guy, before the fall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2015 07:17 PM (9mTYi)

33 future book thread.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 05, 2015 07:17 PM (go6ud)

34 To be fair, I did say it was 'about' the last place. Wouldn't you know it, though, the last place would be thru a gov't server...

Posted by: Priebus Reince at October 05, 2015 07:18 PM (yddCj)

35 One almost gets the impression that the aids would rather not be the one thrown to the wolves to save Hillary

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 05, 2015 07:19 PM (39g3+)

36 Meanwhile NASA finds the time and funding to put 8,400 Apollo pictures on Flickr.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/apollo-archive-nasa-flickr/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:19 PM (C6cTZ)

37 I think I just threw up in my mouth...

Posted by: The fat guy from Month Python's The Meaning Of Life at October 05, 2015 07:19 PM (A3a8d)

38 You can't destroy the capitalist system and create a world government by telling the truth everyday.

Hillary is hero across the Commie World. Way to go Hillary with the sexy Ankles and the pretty outfits. She's so Smart!

Posted by: I'm Confused Already at October 05, 2015 07:19 PM (SJi0a)

39 How the hell did Hillary ever get it into her head that a) she was qualified to be president, and b) that people actually liked her?

Those are questions that need to be asked.

Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (3tjn4)

40 I can stop lying anytime I want to, I just don't want to right now is all.

Posted by: Phillippe Reines at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (JO9+V)

41 Your mind tricks will not work on me.

BAAH HAAHA HA

Posted by: Hillary Enter the Jabba at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (mcm0N)

42 Longtime Hillary Clinton aide Philippe Reines repeatedly lied

It's what they do best

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (DiZBp)

43 I'm a french model. Chicks dig me.

Posted by: Phillippe Reines at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (JO9+V)

44 I don't "have a problem with drinking."

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

45 How the hell did Hillary ever get it into her head
that a) she was qualified to be president, and b) that people actually
liked her?

Those are questions that need to be asked.

Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2015 07:20 PM (3tjn4)

a) Because womanb) Because MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2015 07:21 PM (DiZBp)

46 "Cockamamie"? What is this, 1940?

And is it just me, or is there a direct correlation between the amount of flowery adjectives and the chance of the accusation being true?

Did you do that?

"No."
--Probably didn't do it.

"That's ridiculous."
--Thought about it, but didn't.

"That's utter nonsense and must have come from Fox News!"
--You were about to do it when your aides stopped you.

"That is utter hogwash! I demand a retraction and apology! I would never do that in a million years!"
--Guilty as shit.

Posted by: Secundus at October 05, 2015 07:23 PM (tTqti)

47 Oh, those emails. Look! Squirrel!!

Posted by: Phillippe Reines at October 05, 2015 07:23 PM (JO9+V)

48 It doesn't surprise me Hildabeast's cronies would go to any lengths to protect her

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2015 07:23 PM (HbCsM)

49 Too bad no Monica Lewinsky jokes. Didn't Tapper used to tap that ass?

Posted by: ryukyu at October 05, 2015 07:24 PM (j29PP)

50 Hillary can put away a fifth every day, no problem,

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2015 07:24 PM (2iV3X)

51 Emails can sneak right past you when you're imbibing a yummy vodka martini or 18,000.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

52 Hillary and Saturday Night Live these things are related.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 05, 2015 07:24 PM (mcm0N)

53 Time for I Get Knocked Down???

https://youtu.be/ic36L9DyaLE

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:25 PM (C6cTZ)

54 It doesn't surprise me Hildabeast's cronies would go to any lengths to protect her

Meh. It's a living.

Posted by: A Flying Monkey at October 05, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

55 They are totally betting and depending on the collective IQ of the low information voters who get their news from SNL and the Daily Show.

Her goose is cooked and she knows it (pardon to geese everywhere).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 07:25 PM (LJ4iV)

56 Hillary! Vodka - When a fifth just won't do.

Posted by: teh Wind at October 05, 2015 07:26 PM (up5+o)

57 Meh. It's a living.

Posted by: A Flying Monkey at October 05, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

Speak for yourself

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at October 05, 2015 07:27 PM (tTqti)

58 Actually Hillary,SNL, and Shep Smith...

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 05, 2015 07:27 PM (mcm0N)

59 I'll take that 3 a.m. call if I'm not already blasted and butt-dialing the prime minister of Norway.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2015 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

60 I never knew Hillary was a drinker until one day I saw her sober.

Posted by: A friend at October 05, 2015 07:28 PM (tMrac)

61 Hillary and Saturday Night Live these things are related.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at October 05, 2015 07:24 PM (mcm0N)

It's stunning that piece of crap is still on the air. Who still watches that lame, stale, unfunny garbage? A test pattern would be more entertaining.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2015 07:28 PM (DiZBp)

62 I get knocked down, but I get up again
They aren't ever gonna keep me down

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 05, 2015 07:28 PM (39g3+)

63 I thought drunken robots were supposed to be funny, like Bender.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at October 05, 2015 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

64 Throw in pills and Hillary could also be the first president to pull an Anna Nicole Smith in the WH.

2017: The Year Hillary Met Oxycontin

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 05, 2015 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

65 if I'm not already blasted and butt-dialing the prime minister of Norway.
==============================

That's happened to somebody else too? I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:29 PM (dFi94)

66 I'm very surprised Hillary let SNL reference her drinking problem, given that she has such a problem with drinking.

But SNL never did anything about Barky jacking off a salmon, did they? Talk about comedy gold ... Chevy Chase made nearly a whole career out of Gerald Ford tripping on a ski lift, but Barky wacking off a fish for the cameras ... and then saying the fish was "happy to see me" ... What more could you ask for?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2015 07:30 PM (zc3Db)

67 Hillary has a drinking problem? Surely, you can't be serious!

Posted by: Ted Striker at October 05, 2015 07:30 PM (JO9+V)

68 Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2015 07:30 PM (kDYa9)

69 Does anyone still wonder how and why Billz bedded her to start with? I mean, whoa. Did she have money? A direct like to some commie? In college she looked, well, bad. She looks good in comparison...sort of.

Most of us are in our prime in our twenties. Hilz? Not so much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 07:30 PM (LJ4iV)

70 67 Hillary has a drinking problem? Surely, you can't be serious!
Posted by: Ted Striker at October 05, 2015 07:30 PM (JO9+V)

Stop calling me Shirley.

Posted by: A friend at October 05, 2015 07:31 PM (tMrac)

71 It's stunning that piece of crap is still on the
air. Who still watches that lame, stale, unfunny garbage? A test pattern
would be more entertaining.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

The same shit for brains that think the Daily Show is news, think that SNL is funny and relevant.

And they vote.

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2015 07:31 PM (8ikIW)

72 I wonder if this dick was dumb enough to share classified emails with his buddies in the press. That would be a twofer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2015 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

73 Maybe Hillary! should have had the fish...

Oh wait she did.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:31 PM (C6cTZ)

74 67
Hillary has a drinking problem? Surely, you can't be serious!
-------------
Absolutely, of course she does! And stop calling me Surely!

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:31 PM (9iR5/)

75 Her goose is cooked and she knows it (pardon to geese everywhere).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 07:25 PM (LJ4iV) a

Sauced is the goose, Mr Savik

Posted by: Not quite Spock at October 05, 2015 07:32 PM (ck8TA)

76 >>How the hell did Hillary ever get it into her head that a) she was qualified to be president, and b) that people actually liked her?

Neither. I DESERVE to be President.

Posted by: Hillary at October 05, 2015 07:32 PM (c7vUv)

77 Sure everyone has had problems. I don't even remember the 1980s, for example.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 05, 2015 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

78 And they vote.

I'm not all that convinced very many of them really do.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 05, 2015 07:32 PM (39g3+)

79 Neither. I DESERVE to be President.

Posted by: Hillary

And I flew on airplanes a lot!

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2015 07:33 PM (8ikIW)

80 Take a real problem she has, marginalize it and turn it into a comic event. It becomes a funny side of her which she can laugh along with you.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (HbCsM)

81 show that Reines regularly corresponded with reporters using a personal Gmail address

Gmail? Gmail?? That's like the lowest form of email one can have. You'd be better communicating through personal ads in the local paper.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (zc3Db)

82 Whole lotta Hillary today. Like I wasn't depressed enough as it was...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (kpqmD)

83 Can the F-35 survive this? Women aren't allowed to fly it (until the ejection seat is redesigned).

http://bit.ly/1MbJkKQ

Posted by: MTF at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (TxJGV)

84 Definitely not Spock.

SAVIK was the Imperial Iranian secret police.

Saavik was Kirstie Alley

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (C6cTZ)

85 Oh, and my flying monkeys, in the event you are just reading here I like nothing better than to snark on Hilz The Haggard Harridan. Should she drop out or done fall out again I will be desolate and have to study Bernie, that old socialist hairball. gak.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 07:35 PM (LJ4iV)

86 Saavik was Kirstie Alley
---------
And she was a spy and a traitor!

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:35 PM (9iR5/)

87 Seriously, Hillz wasn't so bad a half century ago.

http://tinyurl.com/ong2dvs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2015 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

88 They are my people! I am their sovereign! I love them!

Pull!

Posted by: Frau Hillbags Von Crotchfrost at October 05, 2015 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

89 Posted by: MTF at October 05, 2015 07:34 PM (TxJGV)

The ejection button looks like a spider?

Posted by: Secundus at October 05, 2015 07:37 PM (tTqti)

90 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2015 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

=========================

I clicked on it. That's the last time I make that mistake.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:37 PM (dFi94)

91 I cannot tell a lie...I fucked it up

Posted by: Not quite Spock at October 05, 2015 07:38 PM (ck8TA)

92 You are thinking of Kim Catrell as Valeris in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:38 PM (C6cTZ)

93 If the Clinton Foundation, the Reines consulting business, and the Hillary Sate Department era are all intermixed on the email server, shouldn't those other entities be subject to FOIA as well.

Posted by: MTF at October 05, 2015 07:38 PM (TxJGV)

94 Whoa.. American Airlines pilot dies mid-flight

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/05/us/american-airlines-pilot-death/index.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:39 PM (C6cTZ)

95 Peregruzka!!

PEREGRUZKA, dammit!!!

Posted by: Shrillary of Cankle at October 05, 2015 07:39 PM (zc3Db)

96 Hillary and her whole gang are a bunch of lying, cheating, stealing, four flushing sacks of shit.

And murderers too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2015 07:40 PM (ej1L0)

97 As for the F-35 ejection seat. install the ACES II seats and press on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:40 PM (C6cTZ)

98 I clicked on it. That's the last time I make that mistake.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:37 PM (dFi94)

The woman in that picture is preferable in every way. She's younger, better looking, dressed more attractively, and-- unlike Hillary-- She actually has a driver's license!

Well, until the police arrive. But you get the idea.

Posted by: Secundus at October 05, 2015 07:40 PM (tTqti)

99 I'm not engaging in personal attacks on Mrs. Clinton. I'm suggesting diagnostic possibilities, because I'm a giver.

ICD-10 offers.

W22.01XA -- walked into wall, initial encounter

W22.01XD -- walked into wall, subsequent encounter

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 05, 2015 07:41 PM (NeFrd)

100 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:39 PM (C6cTZ)
===========================

That's terrible, Anna. How sad.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:41 PM (dFi94)

101 Yet the media just floats Her right along...

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:41 PM (hUdMz)

102 Meanwhile NASA finds the time and funding to put 8,400 Apollo pictures on Flickr.

Once you have them digitized, I'm sure it's no big deal to write up a script to put them on Flickr.

Yahoo even put together an API for you. That means you don't have to screen scrape elements to post a picture. You just use their API to add pictures.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2015 07:41 PM (jhqr1)

103 Good thing there were other pilots in the cockpit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 05, 2015 07:41 PM (zyIlW)

104 Pardon me if this has already been posted. Also for the early O/T. But
as long as we're already talking about Depends-wearing politicians...

I think 4Chan has a win with this one (Link is to RightWingNews.com):

#PissForEquality: Feminists Fall for Hoax Campaign, PEE on Themselves

https://tinyurl.com/njbfraw

Posted by: TJ Camper at October 05, 2015 07:42 PM (IUFLs)

105 she is stunning and courageous and an example for all of us.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at October 05, 2015 07:43 PM (Ojdnl)

106

Are NASA photos public domain? I think if an image comes from the federal government, it's public domain, right?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:43 PM (dFi94)

107 Eh, the SNL skit was sycophantic and being in it is beneath the serious office of the Presidency, but I do laugh at Kate McKinnon as Hilary.

Posted by: PBJ5959 at October 05, 2015 07:44 PM (r1du+)

108
Can the F-35 survive this? Women aren't allowed to fly it
http://bit.ly/1MbJkKQ
Posted by: MTF

The ejection button looks like a spider?
Posted by: Secundus

Space heater in the cockpit keeps blowing a fuse....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 05, 2015 07:44 PM (kdS6q)

109 Chelsea's daughter might want to consider this diagnosis:

T63.111A -- Toxic effect of venom of grandmonster, accidental (unintentional), initial encounter

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 05, 2015 07:45 PM (NeFrd)

110 Go away, 'batin'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) has an M39 at October 05, 2015 07:45 PM (rwI+c)

111 Oh, wait, my bad. I misread that. Should have been Toxic effect of venom of gila monster...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 05, 2015 07:45 PM (NeFrd)

112 W22.01XD -- walked into wall, subsequent encounter

Is there one for unable to walk without a wall assist?

Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2015 07:45 PM (DL2i+)

113 78 And they vote.

I'm not all that convinced very many of them really do.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 05, 2015 07:32 PM (39g3+)

Doesn't matter. The graveyards, homeless, and illegal aliens take up the slack.

Posted by: The DNC at October 05, 2015 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

114 First Lady Michelle, as sponsor, will christen the Virginia class submarine USS Illinois on October 10th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:46 PM (C6cTZ)

115 Anyone who doesn't think the Hildebeast has a drinking problem, should witness the video of her dirty-dancing in Africa. While SoS.

Ugh. Nasty, evil, ugly womyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD)

116 That F-35 is one screwup after another..what a waste

Posted by: Doom Rider at October 05, 2015 07:47 PM (ck8TA)

117 Putin must think he is the luckiest cossack of all time. First he get to roll Obama like a drunk in Central Park and now maybe he gets a shot at smacking Hillary around for 8 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2015 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

118 First Lady Michelle, as sponsor, will christen the Virginia class submarine USS Illinois on October 10th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:46 PM (C6cTZ)
===================================

Illinois? Really? Has she ever seen a Bears game?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:48 PM (dFi94)

119 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:46 PM (C6cTZ)

Will it have to sue in Federal court before it's allowed to carry torpedoes?

Posted by: Secundus at October 05, 2015 07:48 PM (tTqti)

120 Grammie Winger, yes. And it is also a redundancy of effort since the Apollo Archive has been in existence for years.

http://www.apolloarchive.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:49 PM (C6cTZ)

121 First Lady Michelle, as sponsor, will christen the Virginia class submarine USS Illinois on October 10th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:46 PM (C6cTZ)

What's bigger the sub or her ass?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2015 07:49 PM (DiZBp)

122 >>Illinois? Really? Has she ever seen a Bears game?

You mean like me and Reggie?

Posted by: Barry at October 05, 2015 07:49 PM (c7vUv)

123 Grammie Winger, LOL

Secundus, it will be fitted with a full load of Mk. 69 Hashtags.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:50 PM (C6cTZ)

124 **hic**

To say Hillary has a drinking problem is a bit of an understatement. That bitch can drink me under the table!

**hic** **hic** **hic**

Posted by: Agent Orange Boehner at October 05, 2015 07:50 PM (ECrmY)

125
First Lady Michelle will christen the Virginia class submarine USS Illinois
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Just in case a hungry Cthulhu is listening and wants to do us a solid.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 05, 2015 07:51 PM (kdS6q)

126 I'm sure many of you know I was friends with the late Jan Hooks, of SNL.

And I will go to my grave remembering how she asked me in the ATL in the wee hours of a Sunday morning to go to church with her.

And I didn't.

I had my excuse, "I'm working with a [world-famous] British director casting a play all day."

I hate, hate, hate myself for not reaching out to this sweet, shy, gentle person. And just going to church with her.

I hope my Father can forgive me somehow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:51 PM (FsuaD)

127 125,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 05, 2015 07:52 PM (zyIlW)

128 I see obama is headed to Oregon Friday... Those poor people...

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:52 PM (hUdMz)

129 #118 My husband is just thrilled about her coming...

Posted by: KWDreaming at October 05, 2015 07:52 PM (SN6G5)

130 Grammie Winger, yes. And it is also a redundancy of effort since the Apollo Archive has been in existence for years.

http://www.apolloarchive.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:49 PM (C6cTZ)
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Thank you Anna, there are some images there that my middle grandson might find interesting. I was thinking if they were public domain, I could make some posters for him. Thanks again.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:53 PM (dFi94)

131 As long as Jay Cutler stays away from my launch controls, no one will intercept my long bombs.

Posted by: USS Illinois at October 05, 2015 07:53 PM (ECrmY)

132 In the movies the ultimate evil is brought down. In real life she goes on to be president for eight years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 07:54 PM (69qNa)

133 DARPA has issued a recall on the Grannybot suggesting that ethanol had been accidentally placed in an apparatus reserved for transmission oil.

Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2015 07:54 PM (3tjn4)

134 SSN-786 USS Illinois is the 13th Virginia class boat.

So Michelle will be staying on the East Coast to smash a champagne bottle on the bow of a submarine full of seamen.

While hubby jets to Oregon. For what?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 07:54 PM (C6cTZ)

135 Don't beat yourself up over it. But, from now on, don't miss a chance to go to church.

Posted by: simplemind at October 05, 2015 07:55 PM (BTnAK)

136 While hubby jets to Oregon. For what?

To lecture Us all on the need for total gun control...

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:55 PM (hUdMz)

137 I see obama is headed to Oregon Friday... Those poor people...

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:52 PM (hUdMz)

Will he mention the killer singled out Christians? Or did the guns magically take over his body and make him kill?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2015 07:55 PM (DiZBp)

138 O'Bozo never passes up an opportunity to greet an Organ.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 07:55 PM (69qNa)

139 I hope my Father can forgive me somehow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:51 PM (FsuaD)
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Of course He will, you just need to ask. What's sometimes harder is forgiving yourself. At least, that's the case more often than not, for me.
As a side note, I did not realize that she had passed away. How sad.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 07:56 PM (dFi94)

140 O'Bozo never passes up an opportunity to greet an Organ.

Does He speak Oregonian?

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:56 PM (hUdMz)

141 Grammie Winger, yes. And it is also a redundancy of effort since the Apollo Archive has been in existence for years.

From what I gather, it's the greatly enhanced resolution of the pics that makes it worthwhile. IIRC, they were shot with a big Hasselblad with something like 70mm film.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2015 07:56 PM (LUgeY)

142 135
Don't beat yourself up over it. But, from now on, don't miss a chance to go to church.

Posted by: simplemind at October 05, 2015 07:55 PM (BTnAK)

I'm a wife and mom, and we've been members of a couple of great churches for many years. And my husband and I (and our son) have served leadership positions.

When Jan asked me to go to church with her, I was a raving liberal who didn't even understand my she wanted to go to one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)

143 In which Washington DC area park will the body of Philippe Reines be found -- along with a fake suicide note."

$5 on Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens

Cockroach Run!

Posted by: Jean at October 05, 2015 07:57 PM (ztOda)

144 my - why *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)

145 To lecture Us all on the need for total gun control...
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According to Josh Earnestly Lying, he's working on a whole raft of executive orders on gun control.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 07:58 PM (9iR5/)

146 I'm surprised He's going since the killer didn't exactly meet the Libs expectations... They are taking a long time releasing any info on His "manifesto." Busy re-writing it?

Posted by: donna at October 05, 2015 07:59 PM (hUdMz)

147 If I got to write the SNL skit I would have Hillary exiting a helicopter on her cell phone making cattle future trades while dodging sniper fire. At some point in the call she would scream ' what difference does it make!'

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 05, 2015 07:59 PM (+lSVr)

148 I must excuse myself.

Real Ho's of Orange County calls. Heh.

My dirty, dirty guilty pleasure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 05, 2015 07:59 PM (FsuaD)

149
Isn't there an elbow game on tonight?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 08:00 PM (dFi94)

150 BackwardsBoy, from the Apollo Archive they are available as Hi-Res.

Like this one of Apollo 15's lift-off
http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/alsj/a15/ap15-71-HC-978HR.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 08:00 PM (C6cTZ)

151 Detoilet at Seattle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:01 PM (69qNa)

152 >>>Isn't there an elbow game on tonight?

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 08:00 PM (dFi94)<<<

If we don't get a football thread it will be George Bush's fault.

Posted by: Pete Carroll at October 05, 2015 08:01 PM (ECrmY)

153 @137...the wee narcissist probably did not consider it (dead white Christian peoples) until he saw the editor of the local newspaper said he was "not welcome." This is a narcissist political move. May his hemorrhoids from the bathhouse be infested with fungus and the worst kind of blisters and rash imaginable this side of hell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 08:02 PM (LJ4iV)

154 Apollo 15 first EVA, pan of Elbow Crater

http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/alsj/a15/AS15-85-11398HR.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 05, 2015 08:02 PM (C6cTZ)

155 JackStraw

Ready for Hillary!

Hoping for Biden.

Posted by: Putin at October 05, 2015 08:02 PM (mcm0N)

156 Detoilet at Seattle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:01 PM (69qNa)
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Ahhhhh..... sounds like it might be a real barn-burner. or car burner. or whatever it is they burn in Detroit.

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 08:03 PM (dFi94)

157 It would be better if NASA showed the fourth wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:03 PM (69qNa)

158 Are NASA photos public domain? I think if an image comes from the federal government, it's public domain, right?

Huh, Duke Law's summary is no longer available. So, I found this:

http://www.teachingcopyright.org/handout/public-domain-faq

(See footnote 1)

Posted by: derit at October 05, 2015 08:03 PM (jT+gh)

159
Thanks derit - I'm going to take a look at that.....

Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 05, 2015 08:04 PM (dFi94)

160 I've mention before but the arrogance of Hillary to whine that the Benghazi investigation is politicizing the deaths of four people at the same time she's using the death of nine people for her political agenda says all you need to know about the Left.

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 05, 2015 08:05 PM (+lSVr)

161 I scored 17 pounds of Ground Sirloin for $1.99/pound.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:06 PM (69qNa)

162 161 I scored 17 pounds of Ground Sirloin for $1.99/pound.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:06 PM (69qNa)

Hope you didn't buy it from a Chinese butcher.

Posted by: Max Rockantansky at October 05, 2015 08:07 PM (+lSVr)

163 OT, sorry.

Nasty cubicle lady reported me to HR for drinking today. When my test came out clean, I think she hated me all the more.

Time to move on.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 05, 2015 08:08 PM (yxw0r)

164 Kroger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:09 PM (69qNa)

165 >>> 157 It would be better if NASA showed the fourth wall.

Astronaut selfies?

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2015 08:09 PM (2iV3X)

166 I can see it now,in Oregon, our limp-wrist pancercizer pretender skips up the stairs, forgetting, duh, memorial for the dead, and greets the crowd with a hearty, "Hello!" Gets mute response except for Mary, who flew in from Vermont, one hand clapping, the other hand,well...

OR

Obarfy, in his glory of "how many shootin's since Gabby's) is in full mourning regalia. Has his frowny-face on (the one that looks like he is packing snuff in his chin). Speaks viciously to cameras about how HE is going to take care of this gun bidness. Meanwhile someone farts loudly and he ducks behind the podium and wets his pants.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 08:10 PM (LJ4iV)

167 >>May his hemorrhoids from the bathhouse be infested with fungus and the worst kind of blisters and rash imaginable this side of hell.

Too late!

Posted by: Barry at October 05, 2015 08:10 PM (c7vUv)

168 Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at October 05, 2015 08:08 PM (yxw0r)
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Holy Crap Bob! Did you piss in her Post Toasties? If not, are you at least contemplating it?

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2015 08:10 PM (9iR5/)

169 Those are awesome images, AnnaP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2015 08:12 PM (LUgeY)

170 It's rainng! Real rain. Sun's out and it is mostly raining over the house next door. Eh, now it's raining over me, too. There was no rain predicted, of course. I wd have left my car out for a free wash. Anyway, love the rain.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 05, 2015 08:12 PM (iQIUe)

171 They don't fire people for accusing people and lying?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:12 PM (69qNa)

172 They are taking a long time releasing any info on His "manifesto." Busy re-writing it?
Posted by: donna

OREGON SHOOTER RANTS IN MANIFESTO ABOUT HAVING NO GIRLFRIEND

http://tinyurl.com/nf5dfld

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 05, 2015 08:13 PM (W5DcG)

173 A woe-manifesto to pour over. Gasoline, that is.

Posted by: derit at October 05, 2015 08:15 PM (jT+gh)

174 Gun Nood.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 05, 2015 08:16 PM (0NdlF)

175 @163. Hate cubicle life and the hell it rode in on (HR).

Glad you are ok. Start eating onion sandwiches at lunch like the hag I used to work with.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at October 05, 2015 08:17 PM (LJ4iV)

176 Eat about nine egg salad sandwiches before you enter your cubicle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 05, 2015 08:18 PM (69qNa)

177 I scored 17 pounds of Ground Sirloin for $1.99/pound.

Posted by: Boss Moss
****

I wondered where chuck had gotten to.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 05, 2015 08:54 PM (hVdx9)

178 Maybe we should require all Democrats to register their email addresses in a national email address registry and undergo background checks before they can create and use a new email account.

And they would need a special permit to carry an mobile device that could send and receive emails. And they couldn't carry it in certain places.

I mean, frankly, their damn email accounts cause more problems than the 350,000,000 guns in the country.

Common sense solutions....

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 05, 2015 11:47 PM (JNEGu)

179 .303 ammo for $26.35/100. I bought two boxes. Several places selling surplus ammo at that price. Given that I paid $70.00 apiece for my Enfields, feeding them with expensive ammo feels wrong. https://www.ammograb.com/303-british/

Posted by: Surellin at October 09, 2015 03:09 PM (V4N/S)

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