Football Thread: Late Game Edition [CBD]

Roger Staubach is due for a big game, so I would take the Cowboys in a walk.....

Although Archie Manning has always been a tough and resilient QB, so maybe take the points!

And because one can never get enough of the Moron Nation.....

Moron speedster1 has been busy planning the 2015 SW Ohio Moron Meetup, and it's fast approaching:
Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).
Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:30 PM

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1 Someone has to be first

Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2015 07:28 PM (+oSk8)

2 I like tanning oil, silicon, and bleaching toothpaste.

Posted by: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader at October 04, 2015 07:29 PM (JmGFJ)

3 There is a tanning problem with the first pic.

Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2015 07:29 PM (+oSk8)

4 Nice tan line above her left hip

Posted by: wooga at October 04, 2015 07:29 PM (x9NcI)

5 I could take that blond in a walk.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 07:31 PM (t2KH5)

6 Elbows absent from Dallas tonight... just like Romo.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 04, 2015 07:32 PM (ry4ab)

7 Early evening for me, good night!

Posted by: Vendette at October 04, 2015 07:32 PM (+oSk8)

8 Week 4 and I feel football seasons over.
Was hoping for a hat trick but got caught over at Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 07:33 PM (HbCsM)

9 That Cowboy cheerleader could rope me anytime she wishes! I'd come out of hiding for her!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at October 04, 2015 07:33 PM (r20u5)

10 CBD,

Have you thought of posting non-trannies on the football post?

Posted by: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader at October 04, 2015 07:33 PM (JmGFJ)

11
Looking forward to the social commentator Bob Costas tell the nation why we should agree with Black Lives Matter instead of football analysis.

Also, his little hands remind me of a per-menstural girl around 12-years.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 07:33 PM (OiFtZ)

12 As an aside from those magnificent hooters above, the gravitational pull of which has clearly pulled her arms to her sides, here's an ancient article written about Joe Biden all the way back in 1974. I quickly lost interest after reading the part where he's remembering her with the reporter and he mentions banging her at least three times in a couple of paragraphs:

http://tinyurl.com/qfyg4wb

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 04, 2015 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

13 I h8 the Cowboys

Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 07:34 PM (HbCsM)

14 >>>Looking forward to the social commentator Bob Costas
tell the nation why we should agree with Black Lives Matter instead of
football analysis.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 07:33 PM (OiFtZ)<<<

~~#BlackLivesMatter~~ #PinkEyesMatter

Posted by: Bob Costass at October 04, 2015 07:36 PM (ifEqP)

15 'Bout time for me to wrap it up for the night.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at October 04, 2015 07:36 PM (t2KH5)

16 That late TD by AP is probably gonna cost me.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 07:37 PM (vsbNu)

17 Crap I forgot about Costas.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 04, 2015 07:37 PM (4ErVI)

18 Only one elbow today. Shameful.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2015 07:39 PM (JSovD)

19 4 Nice tan line above her left hip
Posted by: wooga at October 04, 2015 07:29 PM (x9NcI)

--Forget that, do you see the piercing hole above her navel?

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 07:39 PM (vsbNu)

20 Sympathy comment for the lovely Saints cheerleader, who deserves some attention too.

Posted by: sympathetic Moron at October 04, 2015 07:39 PM (hL6su)

21 'Bout time for me to wrap it up for the night.

Posted by: Vic

Night?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 07:40 PM (JmGFJ)

22 Will Costas lecture us on gun's again? Oh I hope so, he really is tuned into what the escapism of sports is all about.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 07:40 PM (Ii765)

23 I think Vic's gone blind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 07:41 PM (JmGFJ)

24
I was probably wrong about Costas BLM comment. It will probably be why gun control or confiscation is best for America. He's a tool and sycophant for Obama, and will spout the party line until enough football fans have heard enough and roust his ass from the privileged seat on Sunday Night Football.

PS - Costas, shut the fuck up!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 07:41 PM (OiFtZ)

25 I have always had a special place in my heart for the Cowboys Cheerleaders.

I think it's that damn poster form the 70's that did it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 07:42 PM (VPLuQ)

26 form=from

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 07:42 PM (VPLuQ)

27 If the *whole* country had been a gun-free zone, the massacre in Oregon would have been avoided.

Posted by: Bob Costass at October 04, 2015 07:43 PM (vsbNu)

28 That Cowboys cheerleader has strange looking eyes and teeth that look lie a perfect set of dentures. Must be a robot. Fake tan line just to fool everybody.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2015 07:43 PM (JSovD)

29 Who killed the thread?

Posted by: Bob Costass at October 04, 2015 07:47 PM (vsbNu)

30
20 Sympathy comment for the lovely Saints cheerleader, who deserves some attention too.

Posted by: sympathetic Moron at October 04, 2015 07:39 PM (hL6su)

...................

I think she is much prettier than the Cowboy cheerleader.

Posted by: Molly k. at October 04, 2015 07:47 PM (zS+qK)

31 /libtard asshat sock

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 07:49 PM (vsbNu)

32 I'd like to show off the Dallas cheerleader as a trophy date.

But I'd like to take the Saints cheerleader back to the pad.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 07:49 PM (uZNvH)

33
The Dallas cheerleader has voluminous natural breasticles with the exception of a couple of small bladders containing sterile water conveniently placed behind the muscle and making her appear larger than her natural state. But she has normal and natural gazoombies.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 07:49 PM (OiFtZ)

34 If only this thread were a gun free zone, it would still be alive.

Posted by: the original Bob Costass at October 04, 2015 07:49 PM (ifEqP)

35 So off duty she would be sunning in a thong and bellyring. I approve.

Posted by: goatsxchange at October 04, 2015 07:50 PM (Nd4YY)

36 It's a little distressing to watch ex-Eagles winning games while the current crew think they can spot the opposition the entire first half, miss field goals and extra points, and still win.

#NewOrleansMustWin

Posted by: se pa moron at October 04, 2015 07:51 PM (sI4OA)

37 I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: Cobb Bustass at October 04, 2015 07:52 PM (W5DcG)

38 We saw The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders once while we were up in Graf one time. It was all you would hope for. From the mud of the field to the pleasure, nay, the honor of meeting that fine group of fun loving Gals. Left one feeling that all is right in America.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 07:54 PM (Ii765)

39 The last Cowboys' Superbowl win was January 1996.

Sad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

40 39 The last Cowboys' Superbowl win was January 1996.

Sad.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

--Last Chiefs' Super Bowl win *and* appearance was before I was born. Sadder.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 07:57 PM (vsbNu)

41 We saw The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders once while we were up in Graf one time.

You were on a Zeppelin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 07:57 PM (W5DcG)

42 Saints babe: "I volunteer to feed BBoy grapes and fan him with a palm frond and bring him beer and a sammich."

Posted by: BaconBoy at October 04, 2015 08:00 PM (LUgeY)

43 That Dallas cheerleader is looking for a sugar daddy.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 08:00 PM (wxDxI)

44 I used to like that making the Dallas cowboy cheerleader show on cmt I think? I have a feeling the two in charge ladies would have had something to say about those tan lines though..

Posted by: Lea at October 04, 2015 08:01 PM (vmMMi)

45 I think she is much prettier than the Cowboy cheerleader.
Posted by: Molly k. at October 04, 2015 07:47 PM (zS+qK)

Very much so. And so is that Gabrielle Reese lookalike in the previous elbow thread.
I think most guys prefer natural to bottled or "enhanced."

Posted by: Tequila Mockingbird at October 04, 2015 08:01 PM (1GbVh)

46 Kathryn Tappen sighting!!! mmmmmm, Kathryn Tappen......

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:02 PM (syGA0)

47 NFL? Nah, no gunpreaching wannabe jocksniffers for me. Gimme the zombies anytime. But not zombie cheerleaders. That would be,,,wrong. And remember, as we think of the floods in SC, we are always (that) close to zombie time. Doesn't mater what kind of 'crisis', natural or manmade. Remember that.

Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2015 08:03 PM (go5uR)

48 Too bad ol' Roger Dodger ain't playing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:04 PM (zw/AJ)

49 That Dallas Cheerleader is gonna make some affluent doctor or lawyer one hell of a trophy wife and MILF.

Lexus or better, if you please. Your Accura won't clear the bar, there.

Pity, Lexus doesn't make an F-150.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2015 08:05 PM (McRlu)

50
Becoming a Dallas cheerleader means each aspirant must ride the bull at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth for a minimum of ten seconds. Rhinestone cowgirl's need not apply. YeeeeeHaaaa!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:05 PM (OiFtZ)

51 O/T My Orlando Tragic began their preseason with their new coach, former Tragic player Scott "Mr. Floorburn" Skiles, with a loss.

Here we go again.

Posted by: BaconBoy at October 04, 2015 08:07 PM (LUgeY)

52 The Joos are responsible for those malformed elbows.

Posted by: The BBC at October 04, 2015 08:10 PM (Dwehj)

53 "That Dallas cheerleader is looking for a sugar daddy."

And don't I wish I had a lot of sugar.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:10 PM (zw/AJ)

54 Pity, Lexus doesn't make an F-150.

Posted by: Jim is as old a tradition as wiping your ass.

"they" do. it's called a hi-lux in most of the world; in the US as Toyoter Tundra.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 08:13 PM (JmGFJ)

55 I've got some sugar, but not nearly enough.

Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2015 08:13 PM (0qASP)

56 I see navel rings are not part of the Dallas cheerleaders uniforms.

Posted by: BaconBoy at October 04, 2015 08:13 PM (LUgeY)

57 Cue Carrie Underwood!

Posted by: Bob Costass's Booster Seat at October 04, 2015 08:14 PM (vsbNu)

58 Thank you SO MUCH, CBD!!!

Posted by: speedster1 at October 04, 2015 08:14 PM (1brdf)

59 yeah but all that sugar would ruin that smile

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 08:14 PM (uZNvH)

60 That Dallas cheerleader is a Jerry Jones drone looking to get her meat hooks into a grub steak featuring soylent green.

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2015 08:15 PM (3tjn4)

61 Dallas Cheerleader wearing white belt after Labor Day. Shameful lack of fashion sense. Gummy Polident smile not a winner.

Posted by: Fashion Police State at October 04, 2015 08:16 PM (gwG9s)

62 Does this skirt make me look fat?

Posted by: Carrie Underwood at October 04, 2015 08:17 PM (vsbNu)

63 I am sooooooo hawt.

Posted by: Carrie Underwear at October 04, 2015 08:17 PM (Dwehj)

64 Apparently having a navel piercing is not OK with the Cowboys cheerleading squad but removing the trinket for everyone to see the gaping maw that remains is totes cool.

And fuck Costas.

Whew! I feel better now...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2015 08:18 PM (ij7E3)

65 A lot of NHRA cars painted pink. Looks like pandering to me.

Posted by: Ronster at October 04, 2015 08:18 PM (0qASP)

66 So. Is Brandon Weeden QBing the Cowboys tonight?

Really?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 04, 2015 08:19 PM (+1T7c)

67 Underwood

Huh huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuh

Posted by: Butt-Head at October 04, 2015 08:19 PM (vsbNu)

68 And fuck Costas.

Imma gonna give you the pink eye, bub.

Posted by: Bob Costass at October 04, 2015 08:19 PM (Dwehj)

69
Dallas should have called up Tebow!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:19 PM (OiFtZ)

70 Does this skirt make me look fat?
Posted by: Carrie Underwood

To much self-criticism. Is this the USSR?

Swimwear!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 04, 2015 08:21 PM (+1T7c)

71 Going off-topic for a moment, I read in the sidebar about Robert Palmer passing. That is sad. Then I remember a song that I thought was by him called "Squeezing Out Sparks", which makes no bones about being anti-abortion. So I searched Youtube for it, and it turns out to have been by Graham Parker and the Rumour, and there was an album and tour by that title. But no instances of the song that I could see. Isn't that strange?

In other news, I did a mess of weed-whacking, and ran the walk-behind mower a bit to mulch up the cuttings, and trim some long grass, and then set a fire in my redneck firepit (an old stainless-steel washing machine drum), and sat by the fire and had a beer in the late afternoon sunshine.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at October 04, 2015 08:22 PM (0yhH4)

72 >>>Apparently having a navel piercing is not OK with
the Cowboys cheerleading squad but removing the trinket for everyone to
see the gaping maw that remains is totes cool.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2015 08:18 PM (ij7E3)<<<

They should allow for a Dallas Cowboy Star shaped belly button ring.

Posted by: now that's thinking with my dipstick at October 04, 2015 08:22 PM (ifEqP)

73
Some lucky fan will get to snort a line of coke from Carrie Underwood's ass if the Cowboy's win. Guaranteed!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:23 PM (OiFtZ)

74 Dallas should have called up Tebow!

Posted by: Doctor Fish

I think Johnny Manziel is available, if the price is right.

Do it Jerry! You know there is a really stupid move in your system you need to get out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 04, 2015 08:23 PM (+1T7c)

75 Its nice to see Europe (the band, not the failing continent) get a steady gig.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:23 PM (syGA0)

76 68>> I swear, if you try to lecture me over that Oregon shooting incident I'm gonna skull fuck your stink eye and shit in your mouth.

On a lighter note... Go Cowboys!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2015 08:24 PM (ij7E3)

77 >>>So. Is Brandon Weeden QBing the Cowboys tonight?
Really?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 04, 2015 08:19 PM (+1T7c)<<<

If the Tuna were still there, one of us might be playing.

Posted by: Drew Bledsoe or Vinny Testaverde at October 04, 2015 08:24 PM (ifEqP)

78 "Really?"

Yep. Guy's actually been playing pretty well. Defense collapsed last week.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:24 PM (zw/AJ)

79
Ebonic Star Spangled Banner!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:25 PM (OiFtZ)

80 Top cheerleader might be a fine girl but she cornered the market on silcone (or perhaps saline). Bottom girl is certainly , ah, fit.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 04, 2015 08:25 PM (39g3+)

81 Why are the sidewalks always so close to my ass?

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 08:25 PM (gwG9s)

82
Going off-topic for a moment, I read in the sidebar about Robert Palmer
passing. That is sad. ......
Posted by: Bruce Jenner

Robert Palmer died years (ten years?) ago from a heart attack probably brought on by his heavy cocaine usage.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at October 04, 2015 08:25 PM (+1T7c)

83 If the Cowboys give me the call, I'm tanned, rested and ready !

Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at October 04, 2015 08:25 PM (uZNvH)

84 75 Its nice to see Europe (the band, not the failing continent) get a steady gig.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:23 PM (syGA0)

--"The Final Countdown" is a staple for sports endgames.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:26 PM (vsbNu)

85 Cheesy or not, when that synth trumpet starts for "Final countdown" it does get your blood stirring.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (39g3+)

86 I watched Bull Riding this morning. Even they had a pink Ribbon thing on their Bull flak vests. High School had them here too. College and pros this weekend are all pinked out. It's annoying I guess, but I do love Boobies, so save the Boobies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (Ii765)

87
I'm still good for about 25 yards!

Posted by: Garo Yepremian at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (OiFtZ)

88 --"The Final Countdown" is a staple for sports endgames.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:26 PM (vsbNu)
No, the Geico TV ad

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (uZNvH)

89 She would look really good with my ......

.... never mind.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at October 04, 2015 08:28 PM (7rAXc)

90 The last Cowboys' Superbowl win was January 1996.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

If Jerry Jones had resigned himself to being a hands-off owner instead of an active participant, they would have had a few more Superbowl wins locked up.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at October 04, 2015 08:29 PM (dPpmC)

91 Even they had a pink Ribbon thing on their Bull flak vests. High School had them here too.

You'd just forget cancer entirely if you didn't have the yearly pink outfits! And don't even get me started on what happens if you don't stand up to cancer!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 04, 2015 08:29 PM (39g3+)

92 85 Cheesy or not, when that synth trumpet starts for "Final countdown" it does get your blood stirring.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (39g3+)

--It is a true earworm. Also brings me back to high school.

No, the Geico TV ad
Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 08:27 PM (uZNvH)

--I know, but if you watch enough live sports, you hear that song in the final minutes/seconds of the game.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:30 PM (vsbNu)

93 Did Costas open his stupid preaching mouth already?

Or is he waiting til half time to tell all the gun owners in America how awful they are for refusing to be weak little sheep?

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2015 08:30 PM (z/Ubi)

94
Bob Costas wears little girl Tampon's!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:32 PM (OiFtZ)

95 If I owned the Cowboys they'd be winners! Zombie Yogi agrees!

Posted by: Zombie George Steinbrenner at October 04, 2015 08:32 PM (gwG9s)

96 Apparently you can't tackle someone wearing pink gloves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 08:32 PM (rwI+c)

97 Hockey season starts next week. I'll bet there isn't any pink on anyone's uniforms. Just sayin...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2015 08:34 PM (ij7E3)

98 When I was at Graf we walked a mile to a theatre to watch "The Addams Family". I also read the brand new novel "Jurassic Park" while at Graf. The other 60-odd days, I froze, starved and fought an anonymous OpFor.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 04, 2015 08:35 PM (2cS/G)

99 from another thread...

151 Newsflash:

No one cares if you don't like bacon.
Posted by: SMFH

...i nominate this as comment of the year !
right on SMFH
sorry about your raiders

Posted by: north and judd at October 04, 2015 08:35 PM (0z/89)

100 Does Europe get any residuals from sports teams using that song during the games? If not, the Geico add is a good gig.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:36 PM (syGA0)

101 I love the US! Every time I was in an elevator I cut one. A juicy, sbd fart. No one said a thing. It's good to be Pope!

Posted by: Pope Francis at October 04, 2015 08:37 PM (gwG9s)

102
My sister was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader from 54-57.

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 04, 2015 08:37 PM (OiFtZ)

103 IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!
(to the end of the commercial)

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 08:37 PM (uZNvH)

104 100 Does Europe get any residuals from sports teams using that song during the games? If not, the Geico add is a good gig.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:36 PM (syGA0)

--Absolutely. Same with "7 Nation Army" and "Lonely Boy," also staples of sports games.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:38 PM (vsbNu)

105 I love the US! Every time I was in an elevator I cut one. A juicy, sbd fart. No one said a thing. It's good to be Pope!

So that's why that guy carries that smoking swinging thingy?

Posted by: BaconBoy at October 04, 2015 08:40 PM (LUgeY)

106 104 100 Does Europe get any residuals from sports teams using that song during the games? If not, the Geico add is a good gig.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:36 PM (syGA0)

--Absolutely. Same with "7 Nation Army" and "Lonely Boy," also staples of sports games.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:38 PM (vsbNu)

I forget where I heard it, maybe the radio, or maybe one of those VH-1 list shows, But when Europe was touring after that song came out, someone said they saw them live, and they opened and closed the show with it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2015 08:43 PM (z/Ubi)

107 104: Good for Europe then (the band, not the corpse of a continent).

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:43 PM (syGA0)

108 "No one said a thing. It's good to be Pope! "

Yeah, and you know what your entourage did. I do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:43 PM (zw/AJ)

109 102 She must have been well-preserved.

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2015 08:44 PM (NMJWG)

110 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 04, 2015 08:29 PM (39g3+)

I lost both my maternal grandparents (the only two that I knew well) to cancer. More to the point, I lost my husband to cancer when he was only 35 years old. I am So. Sick. of that stupid "Like if you hate cancer" thing on FaceBook that it's all I can do to not be rude to those who post it (even people I know personally and really do like).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 04, 2015 08:46 PM (GDulk)

111 107 104: Good for Europe then (the band, not the corpse of a continent).
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 08:43 PM (syGA0)

--Conversely, a lot of sites have stopped playing Gary Glitter, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 08:47 PM (vsbNu)

112
Saints!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 08:47 PM (OiFtZ)

113 Here we go with no D again...

Posted by: the allas Cowboys at October 04, 2015 08:49 PM (ifEqP)

114 I'm sorry, p'wog, didn't know. Sorry about your husband.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (zw/AJ)

115 --Absolutely. Same with "7 Nation Army" and "Lonely Boy," also staples of sports games.
Posted by: logprof
------------------
Oh, puleeeeze.

Posted by: We Will Rock You at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (1GbVh)

116 Well, I found the Graham Parker lyric I was looking for. Song title is "You Can't Be Too Strong":

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/graham-parker/you-cant-be-too-strong.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (0yhH4)

117 I see gums, but not elbows.

Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

118 >>>Absolutely. Same with "7 Nation Army" and "Lonely Boy," also staples of sports games.

Posted by: logprof

------------------

Oh, puleeeeze.

Posted by: We Will Rock You at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (1GbVh)<<<

You've all been......Thunderstruck!

Posted by: AC/DC at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (ifEqP)

119 Oh, puleeeeze.

Posted by: We Will Rock You at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (1GbVh)

You've all been......Thunderstruck!

Posted by: AC/DC at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (ifEqP)

Take a seat.

Posted by: Machine Head at October 04, 2015 08:54 PM (vsbNu)

120 >>>Oh, puleeeeze.

Posted by: We Will Rock You at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (1GbVh)
You've all been......Thunderstruck!

Posted by: AC/DC at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (ifEqP)

Take a seat.
Posted by: Machine Head at October 04, 2015 08:54 PM (vsbNu)<<<

Woo hoo!

Posted by: Blur at October 04, 2015 08:55 PM (ifEqP)

121 Jump!

Posted by: House of Pain at October 04, 2015 08:56 PM (ij7E3)

122 Your knowlege of football CBD is breath taking

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at October 04, 2015 08:56 PM (ZZgPW)

123 Seriously?

Posted by: Zombie Nation at October 04, 2015 08:57 PM (vsbNu)

124 The look of this field is killing me. Does this field have the Shining?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 08:57 PM (Ii765)

125 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:50 PM (zw/AJ)

It sucks but at least I got the 16 years with him that I did.

When I see the FB thing I try to remember that people grieve in different ways and part of the issue is just that I hate being told what to do.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 04, 2015 08:57 PM (GDulk)

126 117 I see gums, but not elbows.
Posted by: rickl at October 04, 2015 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

You are looking above the neck silly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at October 04, 2015 08:57 PM (09Lhy)

127 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Bang the Drum All Day at October 04, 2015 08:58 PM (LUgeY)

128 "I see gums, but not elbows."

Mother beautiful gums.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 08:58 PM (zw/AJ)

129
Hooked on a Feeling!

-B J Thomas

Posted by: Bikini Football League at October 04, 2015 08:58 PM (OiFtZ)

130 What about us?

Posted by: "Start It Up" at October 04, 2015 09:00 PM (vsbNu)

131 Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2015 08:43 PM (z/Ubi)

When you only have about 4 songs it's a short set list

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at October 04, 2015 09:00 PM (s0Kry)

132 The Dallas lass is quite fine.
However, there is something quite fetching about the young lady from New Orleans.
A fine combination.
All that is needed now is for one, or both, to make me a sammich. Naked.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 04, 2015 09:00 PM (O3k74)

133 Mrs VIA picks up her regular yogurt today.

This time it has the pink label, like everything else pink in the universe this month.

Ten I read the fine print.

They will donate up to $350,000.00 to Susan G Komen.
Or, American Cancer Society.

You punch in the code at the website to determine where your portion goes.

It seems there is some daylight growing between SGK/PP and the Breast Cancer movement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 09:01 PM (VPLuQ)

134 To much self-criticism. Is this the USSR?

Swimwear!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America

Evening wear!

Posted by: Wendy at October 04, 2015 09:01 PM (W5DcG)

135 Posted by: Bang the Drum All Day at October

Simmer down Todd

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at October 04, 2015 09:02 PM (8PcKC)

136 Judging from the two cheerleaders, the slogan is right ...

"Everything's Bigger in Texas"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2015 09:03 PM (GrXXa)

137 You mad, Breaux?

Posted by: the official that just threw the flag at October 04, 2015 09:04 PM (ifEqP)

138 I think it's a td

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at October 04, 2015 09:04 PM (Oy0zJ)

139 Nuts, I think thats a TD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 09:05 PM (syGA0)

140 He's over. Td.

Posted by: non-blind zebras at October 04, 2015 09:05 PM (ifEqP)

141
1. Protect the football.
2. Protect the football.
3. Protect the football.
4. When in doubt, refer to points one through three!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 09:06 PM (OiFtZ)

142 Hello!

Posted by: Tayo Cruz at October 04, 2015 09:06 PM (vsbNu)

143 this field looks like there was some dead bodies layin around since katrina.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:06 PM (ucDmr)

144 133>> The PP minions are out at every farmers market and fair here around Denver, asking you to sign some petition to support wymenz rights. It's all I can do not to throat punch the bastards.

Posted by: House of Pain at October 04, 2015 09:06 PM (ij7E3)

145
Nevermind!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 09:06 PM (OiFtZ)

146 Yeah, looks like that broke the plain.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 09:07 PM (VviqM)

147 WOW that is a shaky touchdown

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:07 PM (uZNvH)

148 Yeah, that was a Touch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 04, 2015 09:07 PM (zw/AJ)

149 >>>Yeah, looks like that broke the plain.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 09:07 PM (VviqM)<<<

De plane, boss, de plane.

Posted by: Tattoo at October 04, 2015 09:08 PM (ifEqP)

150 136
"Everything's Bigger in Texas"
Posted by: kbdabear
-------------------------
So you've met all my exes, then...

Posted by: George Strait at October 04, 2015 09:08 PM (1GbVh)

151 Off! One hit wonder sock!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2015 09:08 PM (ij7E3)

152 The PP minions are out at every farmers market and fair here around Denver, asking you to sign some petition to support wymenz rights. It's all I can do not to throat punch the bastards.

"How do you sleep at night knowing that you help kill defenseless babies every day?"

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:09 PM (LUgeY)

153 141

1. Protect the football.
2. Protect the football.
3. Protect the football.
4. When in doubt, refer to points one through three!
---------------
A few guys forgot this lesson today, by the looks of things.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 04, 2015 09:10 PM (ry4ab)

154 Doctor Whoooo- who, Doctor Who.

Doctor Whoooo-who, Doctor Who.

Posted by: Kings DJcirca 2007ish at October 04, 2015 09:12 PM (JmGFJ)

155 That Dallas cheerleader looks like Alice Eve.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 04, 2015 09:12 PM (4rzL1)

156 Cowboy's cheerleaders are the gold standard in the league!

Don't be hatin'.

Posted by: Sixkiller at October 04, 2015 09:13 PM (bfpzm)

157 Do I get a penalty flag because I'm watching Ancient Aliens instead of Sunday Night Football on that network that hates my guts and the Bob Costas Halftime Sermon?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2015 09:13 PM (GrXXa)

158 Dallas girl has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at October 04, 2015 09:14 PM (cSn8R)

159 157
Do I get a penalty flag because I'm watching Ancient Aliens instead of
Sunday Night Football on that network that hates my guts and the Bob
Costas Halftime Sermon?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2015 09:13 PM (GrXXa)

Not if you provide us with some bikini clad beauties, then no. We'll pick up the flag. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Sixkiller at October 04, 2015 09:15 PM (bfpzm)

160 Do I get a penalty flag because I'm watching Ancient Aliens instead of Sunday Night Football on that network that hates my guts and the Bob Costas Halftime Sermon?

You penalty is three NFL Cheerleader Compliance Pics.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:15 PM (LUgeY)

161 this game is a comedy of bullshit. nice looking field though. carpet seconds must have laid down that mess. i have seen better looking high school fields.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)

162 >>>this game is a comedy of bullshit. nice looking
field though. carpet seconds must have laid down that mess. i have seen
better looking high school fields.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:15 PM (ucDmr)<<<

The field is probably still bloodstained from all the cannibalism!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 04, 2015 09:16 PM (ifEqP)

163 162: that's what i thought too. the fuckin humanity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:18 PM (ucDmr)

164 That Saints cheerleader was on 'Sex and the City'. Kim Catrail or sumpin'.

Posted by: Slap the Gerbil at October 04, 2015 09:19 PM (gwG9s)

165 The PP minions are out at every farmers market and fair here around Denver, asking you to sign some petition to support wymenz rights. It's all I can do not to throat punch the bastards.

They had young women out doing it in front of Trader Joes around here.

Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2015 09:20 PM (ztOda)

166 The assholes went and did it - blew up the 2000 year old Arch de Triumph in Palmyra.

Muslims just cant have nice things or allow other people to have nice things. They make people look ugly, they make countries look ugly. Sick of this tolerance crap. Get with the program or get the fuck out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

167 I have always had a special place in my heart for the Cowboys Cheerleaders.

I think it's that damn poster form the 70's that did it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2015 07:42 PM (VPLuQ)

Same here, but in my eyes/mind the Texans cheerleaders are gaining on them.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:23 PM (heN73)

168 Gee, no wonder the Ain'ts are 0-3.

Did they trade away their entire O-line?

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:24 PM (LUgeY)

169 162: they did planned parenting there? what a multi use facility. wtf cant fredo pull off?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:24 PM (ucDmr)

170 I've noticed a number of football players, coaches, refs, why just about everyone cover in pink. I think it has something to do about breast cancer. Which I had no idea existed before noticed all of the pink and it REALLY raised my awareness of it. Will they be raising my awareness of other diseases? Because without the pink I'd have level 0 awareness.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 09:25 PM (DiZBp)

171 Muslims just cant have nice things or allow other people to have nice things. They make people look ugly, they make countries look ugly. Sick of this tolerance crap. Get with the program or get the fuck out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

Maybe the Russians will use a tactical nuke on them in Raqqa. That'd warm the very cockles of my black little heart. "Vaporized, irradiated, and smooshed by the blast wave, that's no way to go through death, Achmed."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:25 PM (0yhH4)

172 what color do we use for butchered babies?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:27 PM (ucDmr)

173 I used to like that making the Dallas cowboy cheerleader show on cmt I think? I have a feeling the two in charge ladies would have had something to say about those tan lines though..

Posted by: Lea at October 04, 2015 08:01 PM (vmMMi)

Yeah me too, and I'd take the darker haired, slightly heavier boss lady (who was formerly a cheerleader herself) in a heartbeat too.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:27 PM (heN73)

174 >>>Muslims just cant have nice things or allow other
people to have nice things.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 04, 2015 09:21 PM (iQIUe)<<<

Oh course we can. I invented a really nice clock.

Posted by: The Amazing Ahmed at October 04, 2015 09:27 PM (ifEqP)

175 Modern man gets an adrenaline rush in Dallas every time Chris Christie rubs his chubby on Jerry Jones leg.

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2015 09:28 PM (3tjn4)

176 It's Blind Melon Chitlin'.

I thought he was dead.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:28 PM (LUgeY)

177 Wait, the PP ghouls are at the farmer's market? Oh that's just perfect.

Just offer to buy a pound of their products. Tell them it goes well with a nice chianti.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:29 PM (uZNvH)

178 what color do we use for butchered babies?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Rainbow

Posted by: Rainbow worrier at October 04, 2015 09:29 PM (W5DcG)

179 176: bling melon chitlin will live til history declares him dead. never get that on the album cover.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:31 PM (ucDmr)

180 Oh that is too funny, Pajama Boy is doing ads for GE
Obama and his crony capitalist butt buddies deserve each other

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:32 PM (uZNvH)

181
Do I get a penalty flag because I'm watching Ancient Aliens instead of
Sunday Night Football on that network that hates my guts and the Bob
Costas Halftime Sermon?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2015 09:13 PM (GrXXa)

You mean you're not having your awareness raised?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 09:34 PM (DiZBp)

182 Arch "de" Triumph... sounds like a goalie.

I'm sure the UN's cultural preservation units will swing right into action on this.

Next Greek who demands the Elgin Marbles back gets it in the yimmies.
No US museum should "give back" anything ta-Yerp until the threat passes.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 04, 2015 09:34 PM (xq1UY)

183 Cowboys cheerleader looks like a bunny boiler. Serious psycho eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2015 09:35 PM (kpqmD)

184 Oh, the President's Cup this week.

Looks like I'm gonna have to clear my schedule...

... bwahahahahaha. I'm just kiddin'. I didn't plan to do shit anyway.

Posted by: SCOAMF at October 04, 2015 09:35 PM (ifEqP)

185 Fear TWD must be the first machine scripted show. First half hour completely without surprise. The only original idea is when the soldier stumbles into the helicopter tail rotor.

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:36 PM (jT+gh)

186 mutter mutter

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at October 04, 2015 09:36 PM (NKFIf)

187 Cowboys cheerleader looks like a bunny boiler. Serious psycho eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2015 09:35 PM (kpqmD)

She could marinate my weasel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:37 PM (0yhH4)

188 ok I'm gonna turn to FTWD now

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:38 PM (uZNvH)

189 The only original idea is when the soldier stumbles into the helicopter tail rotor.

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:36 PM (jT+gh)

From yesterday's ONT, I learned that there is a medical billing code for that!Sucked Into Jet Engine is (V97.33X).
ObamaCare Rules!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 04, 2015 09:39 PM (AC0lD)

190 Oh that is too funny, Pajama Boy is doing ads for GE
Obama and his crony capitalist butt buddies deserve each other

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:32 PM (uZNvH)

Nothing sells products like wussie, limp wristed beta males.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 09:39 PM (DiZBp)

191 187 Cowboys cheerleader looks like a bunny boiler. Serious psycho eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2015 09:35 PM (kpqmD)

She could marinate my weasel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:37 PM (0yhH4)

LMAO!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2015 09:39 PM (kpqmD)

192 188 ok I'm gonna turn to FTWD now
Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 09:38 PM (uZNvH)

--Zombieszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (vsbNu)

193 You penalty is three NFL Cheerleader Compliance Pics.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:15 PM (LUgeY)

Cheerleader Elbow Compliance Pics coming up on the ONT

Looked at your hashtag... ewwwww, gross!

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (GrXXa)

194 >>>The only original idea is when the soldier stumbles into the helicopter tail rotor.

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:36 PM (jT+gh)<<<

Nein.

Posted by: zombie shredded Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (ifEqP)

195 @187 Your Weasel marinates in straight 30-weight, if I remember the manual?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (xq1UY)

196 Broncos won. Sure seems like they got themselves a defense. AOP you make me hope that the Russians have set aside their "we won't use nukes first" pledge (U.S. never officially had such, we reserved the right in event someone threw a huge conventional army at us)

Posted by: PaleRider at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (iA/+T)

197 I'll go ahead and admit this:

After my "ice cube" lunch cooler was stolen at work one day & I had to replace it, I bought the pink one I think I paid a couple $ more for it, too). I KNEW that those assholes wouldn't steal that one! Still have it.

That was years ago, though. We'll before any PP - Komen Foundation connection was public knowledge.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (1GbVh)

198 190: wtf are they selling? next time i need a locomotive, ge all the way baby.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:43 PM (ucDmr)

199 From yesterday's ONT, I learned that there is a medical billing code for that!Sucked Into Jet Engine is (V97.33X).
ObamaCare Rules!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 04, 2015 09:39 PM (AC0lD)

Sucked into...

Jet Engine: V97.33X

Tail Rotor: V97.38X

Wood Chipper: V97.44X

Voting for Obama: Priceless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:43 PM (0yhH4)

200 Ugh, Fear TWD subtext: "see see Travis ain't a pussy (and don't miss the gun-free Badlands show)."

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:44 PM (jT+gh)

201 Anybody watching Fear TWD? Did the grandfather (Ruben Blades) release the zombies from the arena? If so, WTF??

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 04, 2015 09:45 PM (jR7Wy)

202 @187 Your Weasel marinates in straight 30-weight, if I remember the manual?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 04, 2015 09:40 PM (xq1UY)

In the engine, yes. For the final drive, tractor hydraulic oil with an additive built-in for oil-wetted clutches. Makes all the difference.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:45 PM (0yhH4)

203 Cowboys cheerleader looks like a bunny boiler. Serious psycho eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac

She's obviously just holding in a wet fart while maintaining a smile. I recognize the look well.

Posted by: Al Roker at October 04, 2015 09:45 PM (PEFlK)

204 wtf are they selling? next time i need a locomotive, ge all the way baby.

Hot chocolate, apparently.

Mom: "That's OK, you're going to change the world."

I hope it's for the better.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:46 PM (LUgeY)

205 I hope everyone had a good weekend.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 09:46 PM (PEFlK)

206 200 Ugh, Fear TWD subtext: "see see Travis ain't a pussy (and don't miss the gun-free Badlands show)."
Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:44 PM (jT+gh)
---
Why didn't Travis take Andrew's gun?

And bigger question, why would Andrew have shot his girlfriend anyway? Weird motivations in this show.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Wrapped in Bacon at October 04, 2015 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)

207 Yes, Salazar was the Pied Piper. But the show cheaped out on that trick

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:47 PM (jT+gh)

208 I like pie...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 09:48 PM (PEFlK)

209 Apple pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 09:49 PM (PEFlK)

210 We're open for business here in Myrtle Beach! C'mon down and help the local economy - your wife will understand!

Posted by: Thee Doll House at October 04, 2015 09:49 PM (gwG9s)

211 an additive built-in for oil-wetted clutches
Does it smell like whale, at all? I remember GM's LSD additive.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 04, 2015 09:50 PM (xq1UY)

212 I like pie too, but grammie ignored me.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:50 PM (heN73)

213 Bob's left eye is still screwed up???

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:51 PM (heN73)

214 (and don't miss the gun-free Badlands show)."

So murder and violence is ok if you use large sharp kitchen utensils? Ok then. Thanks Hollywood!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 09:51 PM (syGA0)

215 Why is Popeye Costas on?

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 09:51 PM (LUgeY)

216 STFU about HRH Clinton's Town Hall, Bob Costass.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 09:52 PM (vsbNu)

217 So murder and violence is ok if you use large sharp kitchen utensils? Ok then. Thanks Hollywood!!

Posted by: Puddleglum

Guns are evil. Beyond that--go wild! Let your imagination run free!

Posted by: Hollywood at October 04, 2015 09:52 PM (PEFlK)

218 I gave up on FTWD.

I pretty much hated everybody on the show.

Maybe that show should make the zombies the main characters.

We could follow their stories...

How "Unggggh" ate a dog.

"Glaaaaaaak" and "Blarg" share a brain fall in zombie love.

That kind of thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 09:52 PM (KUa85)

219 Why is Bob Costas on the air? I mean, who can even relate to this fossilized cocksucker?

Derp, derp, derp. Take your meds, Bob.

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2015 09:53 PM (3tjn4)

220 Bob Costa is predicting Hillary's breakfast. I will predict Bob's........cock. A lot of cock for sucking.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 04, 2015 09:53 PM (/HC6x)

221 always step on wisdom with sage, any junkie knows that

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 09:53 PM (jT+gh)

222 Does it smell like whale, at all? I remember GM's LSD additive.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 04, 2015 09:50 PM (xq1UY)

It's all synthetic, I think, now. Whale oil was used in the original Type A automatic transmission fluid, but it became politically incorrect. And the oceans were becoming littered with seized-up whales; not a pretty sight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 09:53 PM (0yhH4)

223 Maybe that show should make the zombies the main characters.

We could follow their stories...

Posted by: naturalfake

He loved her for her brains.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 09:54 PM (PEFlK)

224 216: what else they got? scankles rocks their pretty little world. can you imagine the creases in that clam?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

225 Maybe that show should make the zombies the main characters.

We could follow their stories...

Posted by: naturalfake

She had a good heart.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 09:55 PM (PEFlK)

226 I like pie too, but grammie ignored me.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:50 PM (heN73)

Nobody loves me anymore. (sniffle)

Posted by: e at October 04, 2015 09:55 PM (0yhH4)

227
We used whale oil to light our lanterns in the 1700's.

Posted by: Ancient Vic at October 04, 2015 09:55 PM (OiFtZ)

228 218: I gave up on FTWD.

I pretty much hated everybody on the show.

I'm still watching it but thats because it warms my heart to see lefty, whiny, stupid Californians die is grisly ways because they do stupid shit. I probably need help.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 09:56 PM (syGA0)

229 Nobody loves me anymore. (sniffle)

Posted by: e

Aye.

Posted by: i at October 04, 2015 09:56 PM (PEFlK)

230 Pink eye in the morning, sailors take warning.

Pink eye at night, sailor's delight.

Well blow me down... ah guh guh guh guh.

Posted by: Popeye Costass at October 04, 2015 09:57 PM (ifEqP)

231 Bob sure sounded excited about the Hildebeast' town hall meeting.

Dumbass. I hope they all rot in hell.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 09:58 PM (heN73)

232 Well blow me down... ah guh guh guh guh.

Posted by: Popeye Costass

You've got that backwards again, Bob.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 04, 2015 09:58 PM (PEFlK)

233
Costas didn't give America a liberal lesson tonight so I will assume NBC told him to stop the incessant haranguing, all probably due to voluminous emails telling him to STFU.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 09:59 PM (OiFtZ)

234 Bob's left eye is still screwed up???

I couldn't tell. He sounds fine to me.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at October 04, 2015 09:59 PM (Z58Xa)

235 I auditioned for the dwarf part on 'Game of Thrones'. Dinklage peter sucks!

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 09:59 PM (gwG9s)

236 230 i I thought i came before e, except after c.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 04, 2015 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

237 Should've named the boat Georgia

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:00 PM (jT+gh)

238 Bob Costas was on an episode of NewsRadio, playing himself. Best part? When Dave Foley tells him to go to hell. What a pompous ass.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:01 PM (PEFlK)

239 I'm a Modern Man, if you know what I mean. *wink, wink, with the good eye*

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 10:01 PM (Z58Xa)

240 236 I came before both of them and went right to sleep

Posted by: MAx at October 04, 2015 10:02 PM (LAliD)

241
If Mary Katherine Ham was never a cheerleader, she should have been.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2015 10:02 PM (OiFtZ)

242 I thought i came before e, except after c.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah. Weird.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:03 PM (PEFlK)

243 I thought i came before e, except after c.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah. Weird.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:03 PM (PEFlK)

Deeply unscientific.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:04 PM (k9qR4)

244 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2015 10:04 PM (0qNIb)

245 I thought i came before e, except after c.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Menage a Alphabet

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 10:05 PM (KUa85)

246 >>>I thought i came before e, except after c.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah. Weird.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:03 PM (PEFlK)<<<

Don't forget aboot when sounding like "a", eh.

Posted by: a Canadian at October 04, 2015 10:05 PM (ifEqP)

247 Travis, you betrayed your principles. That's the harshest blow of all. EMOTE!

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:05 PM (jT+gh)

248 I'm raising money for 'Beat Off Eye Awareness'. Jism ocular irritation affects millions. Lend me a hand!

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 10:05 PM (gwG9s)

249 Also: crazy eyes, herbivore dentures, weird skin texture. Pretty sure that's a Lizard Person.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:06 PM (k9qR4)

250 Read an article this morning. If you surgically alter a skunk it is just as good a pet as a weasel, Who the hell are these people who can't seem to find a normal pet? And those Snake people, well they are why it is a snake war in Florida now. And don't get me started on spiders.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 10:06 PM (Ii765)

251 Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 10:05 PM (gwG9s)
Stuff a sock in it, Mr. Costas. Or stick it in a sock. Which ever.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:07 PM (k9qR4)

252 250: it's floriduh, they love their pythons there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 10:08 PM (ucDmr)

253 Rick had better turn into the Governor 2.0

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:09 PM (jT+gh)

254 Jason Garrett sucks mighty ass.

Never has so much been invested in someone who has accomplished so little.

Who will be the next cowgirls coach?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 04, 2015 10:09 PM (ej1L0)

255 Read an article this morning. If you surgically alter a skunk it is just as good a pet as a weasel, Who the hell are these people who can't seem to find a normal pet? And those Snake people, well they are why it is a snake war in Florida now. And don't get me started on spiders.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 04, 2015 10:06 PM (Ii765)

See? Didn't I tell you? Once I'm surgically altered, I'll be a woman. I'm vindicated!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at October 04, 2015 10:09 PM (0yhH4)

256 whoever is walking point tonight, nice shootin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (0qNIb)

257 254: that kiffin guy from bama? he would fit right in there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

258 That Dallas lady has been augmented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (9mTYi)

259
Wow, check out the gums on that Cowboy cheerleader.

Posted by: An Orthodondist just passing through... at October 04, 2015 10:15 PM (SpGXB)

260 257 254: that kiffin guy from bama? he would fit right in there.

Take my coordinator, please.

*tugs collar*

Posted by: Darth Saban at October 04, 2015 10:15 PM (rwI+c)

261 Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) on Friday said Democratic lawmakers should shut down the federal government until Congress passes stricter gun control laws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 10:15 PM (W5DcG)

262 that kiffin guy from bama? he would fit right in there.

They can have him tomorrow AFAIC. My Beloved Tide's offense has looked just awful ever since he took over. I don't care how many awards he's won.

I still think St. Nick was forced to hire him.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 10:15 PM (LUgeY)

263 Bob's left eye is still screwed up???
Posted by: Blano
-------------

Could be worse.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at October 04, 2015 10:16 PM (9mTYi)

264 >>>Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) on Friday said Democratic
lawmakers should shut down the federal government until Congress passes
stricter gun control laws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 10:15 PM (W5DcG)<<<

No no no. Shutting down the government would be really bad. So we give in.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell and the House GOPe at October 04, 2015 10:17 PM (ifEqP)

265 Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) on Friday said Democratic lawmakers should shut down the federal government until Congress passes stricter gun control laws.

Oh no! Whatever you do, don't throw me in the briar patch!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:17 PM (k9qR4)

266 What does that make it? 3 days in a row that skunks as pets have been a topic? Odd. Or not. Just making note of it.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 10:17 PM (1GbVh)

267 254: that kiffin guy from bama? he would fit right in there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

Yup...he is another asshole. How does Lane keep getting these great jobs and then turning them into port-o-lets? His daddy can't have that much pull.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 04, 2015 10:18 PM (ej1L0)

268 Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) on Friday said Democratic lawmakers should shut down the federal government until Congress passes stricter gun control laws.
Posted by: Bertram
----------------------

Just when prices were normalizing.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at October 04, 2015 10:18 PM (9mTYi)

269 My mother had a pet skunk when she was a child.

Obviously, it says something about something or whatever and stuff.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:19 PM (k9qR4)

270 I petted a skank once.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:19 PM (PEFlK)

271 Just when prices were normalizing.

Except for Mosin food. The surplus has dried up since the Ukrainian War started.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 10:20 PM (rwI+c)

272 >>>What does that make it? 3 days in a row that skunks as pets have been a topic? Odd. Or not. Just making note of it.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 10:17 PM (1GbVh)<<<

But we are very, very loving.

Posted by: Pepe le Pew at October 04, 2015 10:21 PM (ifEqP)

273 Le Mew.

Posted by: kitty cat at October 04, 2015 10:22 PM (NKFIf)

274 Skunnks kill and eat cats, you know.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:22 PM (k9qR4)

275 >>I petted a skank once.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson

You said you wouldn't tell.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 04, 2015 10:23 PM (c7vUv)

276 I dwell on the past.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at October 04, 2015 10:23 PM (rwI+c)

277 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2015 10:23 PM (0qNIb)

278 Gum?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

279 Skunnks kill and eat cats, you know.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:22 PM (k9qR4)

Mon dieu! No.

We only eat ze pussy!

Posted by: Pepe le Pew at October 04, 2015 10:25 PM (KUa85)

280 i for one am in favor of shutting the government down til the next election. or, til the burning starts, don't matter to me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 10:25 PM (ucDmr)

281 If we shut the government down, Putin will have free reign in the world!

....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:26 PM (PEFlK)

282 That Dallas lady has been augmented.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (9mTYi)

******

Ya really think so?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 04, 2015 10:26 PM (lVVRV)

283
I think I'm going to be sick.

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 04, 2015 10:27 PM (3myMJ)

284 Has the Conservative Treehouse admitted they were hoaxed on the "CNN" photo yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 10:27 PM (rwI+c)

285 285:everything in dallas is augmented.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)

286 That Dallas lady has been augmented.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (9mTYi)

******

Ya really think so?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 04, 2015 10:26 PM (lVVRV)

Those things look so hard. She could hammer nails with her hooters.

Posted by: Captai Really Obvious at October 04, 2015 10:28 PM (KUa85)

287 The tits are calm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2015 10:28 PM (ham8J)

288 I thought Mr Roboto was the Modern Man.

Posted by: confused Styx fan at October 04, 2015 10:29 PM (hL6su)

289 The Saints cheerleader is, as the old commercial went, "Sure."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:30 PM (PEFlK)

290
*looks at watch*

Yup, Nurse Ratched has taken dinner break.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at October 04, 2015 10:32 PM (9mTYi)

291 I am a feminist. I am male.

Posted by: Jewsus Loves at October 04, 2015 10:30 PM (ICotT)

The reason you are alone.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:32 PM (wxDxI)

292 Stanislaw Lem's Return From the Stars does a fair job of capturing Modern Man.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 04, 2015 10:33 PM (k9qR4)

293 Don't quote the numbskull.

Posted by: please at October 04, 2015 10:33 PM (hL6su)

294 There is a nice story over at WZ. Husband welcoming his wife of 33 yrs at the airport in Austin.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (wxDxI)

295 Why do you hate pony fuckers?

Posted by: Brony Loves at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (k9qR4)

296 Yeesh. Soros gave Hector the night shift.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (KUa85)

297 I keep checking for a new thread and the cheerleader with fake bewbs and dentures is up top.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (on01m)

298 Those things look so hard. She could hammer nails with her hooters.
I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (gmaUh)

299 The reason you are alone.
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:32 PM (wxDxI)

****

Please don't quote troll posts. They remain after original comment is Nuc'd from orbit if you do that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (lVVRV)

300 yes please.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (wxDxI)

301 I love ponies and my mom swears that I have a penis somewhere under this dewlap.

Posted by: Brony Loves at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (k9qR4)

302 I love chicken.
I love liver.
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please deliver.

Posted by: because cat stuff was mentioned at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (PEFlK)

303 #294 The Saints cheerleader is, as the old commercial went, "Sure."

I wouldn't mind if her pits got sweaty, I'd gladly put my face right in them.

Posted by: pit lover at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (3MNCs)

304 I hope Jerry's nana wasn't a pony fucker even if it was the finest pony in all of Krakow.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (gmaUh)

305 "Your DNA's been tested.

You appear to be a kumquat."

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (LUgeY)

306 Imagine being so miserable in life that all you have for entertainment is to crash parties every night that you were actively uninvited to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (on01m)

307 >>*looks at watch*

Yup, Nurse Ratched has taken dinner break.
Posted by: Hairy Reid

Why don't you show him how to use an exercise band?

Posted by: Aviator at October 04, 2015 10:35 PM (c7vUv)

308 Yeesh. Soros gave Hector the night shift.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (KUa85)

He's so popular he gets the Sunday graveyard shift at Trolls.com

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2015 10:36 PM (DiZBp)

309 If you continue to hate pony humpers (polz dew) and we no you all do, the erection is lost (thank you pony).

Posted by: Brony Loves at October 04, 2015 10:36 PM (k9qR4)

310 Why don't you show him how to use an exercise band?

Posted by: Aviator

*cracks knuckles*

Posted by: 7-year-old at October 04, 2015 10:37 PM (PEFlK)

311 314

* spews beer everywhere*

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:37 PM (wxDxI)

312 This thread will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at October 04, 2015 10:37 PM (ifEqP)

313 Imagine being so miserable in life that all you have for entertainment is to crash parties every night that you were actively uninvited to.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
---------------

Hmm.
It's true, I am actually banned.

How's the weather at your place?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:37 PM (9mTYi)

314 There is a nice story over at WZ. Husband welcoming his wife of 33 yrs at the airport in Austin.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:34 PM (wxDxI)

Where has she been all that time?

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 10:40 PM (heN73)

315 Hmm.
It's true, I am actually banned.

How's the weather at your place?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
----------------------------

Breezy and drizzly, and hoping breezy doesn't get any worse. I got some big honkin pine trees too close to Casa TR. You?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:40 PM (on01m)

316 That's too bad MH.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:40 PM (wxDxI)

317 Top cheerleader looks like a manic Nicole Curtis: bottom a depressed Danica Patrick bleached into her state

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:40 PM (jT+gh)

318 Well, here I sit, belly full of spaghetti dinner, and no ONT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 10:41 PM (0yhH4)

319 Where has she been all that time?

She went out for some cigarettes.

Posted by: wrong turn at Albuquerque at October 04, 2015 10:41 PM (hL6su)

320 I love my girlfriend so much I let her sleep with men who go to the gym and lift *weights.*

Posted by: Pajama Troll at October 04, 2015 10:41 PM (PEFlK)

321 I just post submoronic horseshit on websites that consistently ban me for posting, we all agrees.

Posted by: Brony Loves at October 04, 2015 10:41 PM (k9qR4)

322 You want a Sunday Night Football Thread

You're getting a Sunday Night Lame-ass.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 10:42 PM (KUa85)

323 That Dallas lady has been augmented.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:12 PM (9mTYi)

Ya really think so?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 04, 2015 10:26 PM (lVVRV)

Those things look so hard. She could hammer nails with her hooters.

Posted by: Captai Really Obvious at October 04, 2015 10:28 PM (KUa85)

Don't care as long as I get to touch them.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 10:42 PM (heN73)

324 Mike Hammer, if you around on the thread and haven't returned to Asheville and are still wondering about your house:

I went down on Riverside Drive after church today to have a look at the river, and it was all where it was supposed to be. I don't think that there has been any flooding there - even the flat, low ground right in the River Arts District didn't have any water or debris indicating that water had been there. My Mom says she heard some report of a road being flooded days ago, but nothing since then nor can she remember where it was supposed to be.

I don't know where your house is, exactly, but I don't think the river ever got high enough to escape its normal bounds.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 04, 2015 10:43 PM (bZ7mE)

325 Time for a blanket party for ICotT

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:43 PM (on01m)

326 I know she loves me, but it still hurts when she calls me names and hits me, but mostly when she hits me.

Posted by: Pajama Troll at October 04, 2015 10:43 PM (PEFlK)

327 At least he admits he's not a man.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:44 PM (PEFlK)

328 I wish I was Paolo. But I don't have the balls.

Posted by: Jewsus Troll at October 04, 2015 10:45 PM (k9qR4)

329 soap in a sock? or quarters?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:45 PM (wxDxI)

330 Time for a blanket party for ICotT

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:43 PM (on01m)

Sounds like the superlative form of "icky". Ickety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 10:45 PM (0yhH4)

331 Planned Parenthood needs more desperate ads extolling all the services they provide women, other than being a charnel house of convenience.

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:46 PM (jT+gh)

332 Breezy and drizzly, and hoping breezy doesn't get any worse. I got some big honkin pine trees too close to Casa TR. You?
Posted by: Tobacco Road
---------------

We cut trip to OBX short, based on predictions for there and here. Arrived here to the first sunshine we've seen in a week. No problems here at all.

Stopped in Raleigh last night, where it was drizzly and cool.

How about this, in all of my years, I had never seen the Capital Building. Rode downtown, made a couple of turns around the place (holding my wallet). Nice looking. Also rode by Pat McCrory's place, blew the horn and waved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:47 PM (9mTYi)

333 This game sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 10:48 PM (syGA0)

334 Bat signal to management. Bat signal to management.

iCotT needs to be disappeared

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:48 PM (on01m)

335 How about this, in all of my years, I had never seen the Capital Building. Rode downtown, made a couple of turns around the place (holding my wallet). Nice looking. Also rode by Pat McCrory's place, blew the horn and waved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------------------------------

The inside of the capital is pretty cool. I've taken the boys in. 1830 I believe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:49 PM (on01m)

336 still no new thread

*pouts, but hides the tears until he can be the little spoon*

Posted by: Modern Man at October 04, 2015 10:49 PM (PEFlK)

337 This game sucks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 10:48 PM (syGA0)

It's a Jeb! game.

Low energy. Underperforming.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (KUa85)

338 Serious question(s):

Why even acknowledge it's existence? Why feed it?
If it was completely ignored, wouldn't it eventually just go somewhere else? Or has that been tried?

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (1GbVh)

339 I was thinking this morning when I was moving compost to mulch the garden that:

Modern Man is aware there are certain things that he is obligated to do, but he hasn't got a clue what they are because he only has shrieking harpies' and pinch-faced liberal scolds' instruction as to what is right and what is wrong, and he is afraid to listen to anyone else because he might be unfriended and be

All.

Alone.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (3pRHP)

340 I apologize for my role in egging it on.

*hangs head in shame*

G'nite horde.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (wxDxI)

341 Grey Fox - Yeah, we're back. Even the birdbath is dry. From the forecasts, I expected water everywhere. Nah.

My faith in the Weather Service is pretty low. Sure looks like portions of SC are taking it in the neck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (9mTYi)

342 349 Serious question(s):

Why even acknowledge it's existence? Why feed it?
If it was completely ignored, wouldn't it eventually just go somewhere else? Or has that been tried?
Posted by: Chi
----------------------------

It didn't work with my little sisters, and believe me, I tried everything.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:51 PM (on01m)

343 This game sucks.
Yeah. I'm not over the Jays game yet either.

You were referencing that, weren't you?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2015 10:51 PM (gmaUh)

344 The inside of the capital is pretty cool. I've taken the boys in. 1830 I believe.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
----------------

1840, or '42. I forget.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (9mTYi)

345

I'll handle this...

*** projects mind rays ***

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (BO/km)

346 Shelter in place

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (jT+gh)

347 I'm going to go on a limb here and predict that neither of these teams will see the playoffs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (syGA0)

348 New Topic:

Best ice cream flavor.

New Sub-topic:

Best ice cream toppin's.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (PEFlK)

349 Drudge headline says "1000 year rain" for the S. Carolina.

Is it actually that bad or is it just the 8 year rain as usual?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 10:53 PM (3pRHP)

350
Chocolate
Chocolate

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 10:54 PM (BO/km)

351 This thread smells of burst silicone implants and despair.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 04, 2015 10:54 PM (4ErVI)

352 I'll handle this...

*** projects mind rays ***

Posted by: Charlie X

"I'll handle this!"

*sends others into danger*

Posted by: The REAL Professor Xavier at October 04, 2015 10:54 PM (PEFlK)

353 Best ice cream flavor?

Bacon/chocolate chip.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 10:54 PM (LUgeY)

354 Unlike a T-Rex, a Troll Wrecks won't go away if you stay still so it can't see you.

Posted by: Dr. Alan Grant at October 04, 2015 10:54 PM (ifEqP)

355 " Drudge headline says "1000 year rain" for the S. Carolina."

Dang. They got Nazis in SC now?

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 10:55 PM (BO/km)

356 Is it actually that bad or is it just the 8 year rain as usual?
Posted by: Kindltot
----------------------

Pretty bad in spots. It just isn't the sort of thing that happens. This system has just been stalled, and it's picking up Atlantic moisture and pumping it inland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 10:55 PM (9mTYi)

357 And it's not Hector; it's the other full-time troll.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2015 10:56 PM (gmaUh)

358 How about that, a TD. Yeah!! I'm on the Saints bandwagon. Its rickety, smells of mildew and vomit, and somebody just tried to steal my wallet. I'll still root for the Saints but I'm off this shitty wagon the second the games over.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 10:56 PM (syGA0)

359 Chocolate
Chocolate

Posted by: Charlie X

You're WRONG.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:56 PM (PEFlK)

360 It didn't work with my little sisters, and believe me, I tried everything.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
--------------------
Touche, sir.
Point taken.

*I was the youngest of four, and they tried every trick in the book on me. Up to and including "you were adopted" & " you were an accident."
Mom assures me that I was a "pleasant surprise," not an accident.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 10:56 PM (1GbVh)

361 Evenin' horde.

Ehhh, all I got right now.

*scroling up waiting for the ONT

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 10:57 PM (9jeGC)

362 How can you go wrong with chocolate?

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 10:57 PM (BO/km)

363 First NC capital bldg burned in 1831, and rebuilt in 1840 @Hammer

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 10:57 PM (on01m)

364 Best Ice-cream?

Blackberry.

Best topping is that slight haze of mist and possibly that very slight frost you get when the ice-cream is sub-zero and it is humid enough for the moisture to start freezing out of the atmosphere.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 10:58 PM (3pRHP)

365 TD NO

Posted by: Grump928(C) on time delay at October 04, 2015 10:58 PM (rwI+c)

366 NO TD

Posted by: Grump928(C) on time delay at October 04, 2015 10:58 PM (rwI+c)

367 No TD. Figures. Geez.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (syGA0)

368 When Da' Hillz blinds my eye
wit' her big pizza pie
dat's amore....

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (OLNwX)

369 How can you go wrong with chocolate?

Posted by: Charlie X

Chocolate's great. I love chocolate. Some of my best friends are chocolate. But cookies'n'cream is clearly superior.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (PEFlK)

370 TD NO .

Posted by: Grump928(C) on time delay at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (rwI+c)

371 Wow. What a boring fucking troll.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (9jeGC)

372 No one should taint the purity of PP with that evil cash. It's a calling of service, and all its wonderful employees will be happy to stick to those noble principles

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 10:59 PM (jT+gh)

373 Grey Fox - Yeah, we're back. Even the birdbath is dry. From the forecasts, I expected water everywhere. Nah.

Glad to hear that your home is ok. Sorry that you had to cut your vacation short, though.

For all the sound and fury, it doesn't seem like the rain actually did much.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (bZ7mE)

374 TD. A flag on the play.

God, these teams suck.

TD counts. Ref are OCD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (syGA0)

375 *I was the youngest of four, and they tried every trick in the book on me. Up to and including "you were adopted" & " you were an accident."
Mom assures me that I was a "pleasant surprise," not an accident.
Posted by: Chi
--------------------------------

I remember my mom forcing a smile and formally announcing at the dinner table that she was pregnant when I was 13, my brother was 9, and sister was 5.
I burst into tears. I was the baby sitter.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (on01m)

376 360 New Topic:

Best ice cream flavor.

New Sub-topic:

Best ice cream toppin's.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 10:52 PM (PEFlK)

Breyer's mint chocolate chip
Hot fudge

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (kpqmD)

377 TD NO
NO TD

Posted by: zombie Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (gmaUh)

378 Homemade Fresh Peach Ice Cream

*drops microphone*

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (KUa85)

379 Who wouldn't cuddle with naked girl on naked and afraid?

Posted by: dave at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (HgTBl)

380 Pralines and Cream ice cream, you philistines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (9mTYi)

381 Who wouldn't cuddle with naked girl on naked and afraid?

I'm betting she smells like ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) on time delay at October 04, 2015 11:01 PM (rwI+c)

382 393: The Modern Man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:01 PM (syGA0)

383 Every storm is the storm of the century, or even a "thousand year storm", now that it suits the "Climate Change" narrative that it be so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 11:02 PM (0yhH4)

384 Pralines and Cream ice cream, you philistines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------------------------

At Kilwins. FTW

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:02 PM (on01m)

385 Vanilla ice cream. With fresh mangos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 11:03 PM (0yhH4)

386 No votes for Vanilla Bean?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:03 PM (PEFlK)

387 Who wouldn't cuddle with naked girl on naked and afraid?

Pajama Boy?

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 04, 2015 11:03 PM (bZ7mE)

388 AOP, at least they are tacitly admitting the medieval warm period, even if by accident.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 11:03 PM (3pRHP)

389 One scoop of chocolate, One scoop Vanilla.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 04, 2015 11:04 PM (iHjB5)

390 Chocolate Brownie Ice Cream

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:04 PM (syGA0)

391
394 Pralines and Cream ice cream, you philistines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM (9mTYi)

Us serfs call it Butter Pecan.

And screw ice cream, give me Italian ice/shaved ice.

But it is getting cold out so Rocky Road.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 11:04 PM (9jeGC)

392 any old ice cream, with copious quantities of beer shortly afterwards.

It cause everyone to leave the house for hours.

Ah, stinking peace and quiet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:04 PM (on01m)

393 I burst into tears. I was the baby sitter.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
----------------------
*makes mental note to call Big Sis tomorrow to say "Thank You."

(Dad was killed when I was 4, so Sis basically raised the rest of us when Mom had to learn to work. She was maybe eleven?)

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 11:05 PM (1GbVh)

394 French vanilla is OK.

I always worry the black specks are ground-up cockroaches, but I understand those give an amaretto flavor, so I am cool with that.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 11:05 PM (3pRHP)

395 Neopolitan.

Posted by: zombie Giuseppe Buonaparte at October 04, 2015 11:05 PM (hL6su)

396 A s'more made with a Symphony toffee bar.

*goes to look what is in the pantry

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 11:06 PM (9jeGC)

397 TR - Drove by Mackey's Gun Shop again on the way home. I turned my head so that I didn't have to see the building as I drove by.

Also, at Frisco Rod & Gun, I saw some 7-30 Waters ammo. That was a new one on me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)

398 I always worry the black specks are ground-up cockroaches, but I understand those give an amaretto flavor, so I am cool with that.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Mouse droppings

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:07 PM (9mTYi)

399 A s'more made with a Symphony toffee bar.

*goes to look what is in the pantry

Posted by: RWC

I haven't had a Symphony bar in forever. Damn, that's good chocolate.

With almonds.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:07 PM (PEFlK)

400 "Who wouldn't cuddle with naked girl on naked and afraid? "

Gaaa, she'd be sweaty.

Ooh, now I am really going to be sick.

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 04, 2015 11:08 PM (3myMJ)

401 Us serfs call it Butter Pecan.
Posted by: RWC
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That works fine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:08 PM (9mTYi)

402 (Dad was killed when I was 4, so Sis basically raised the rest of us when Mom had to learn to work. She was maybe eleven?)
Posted by: Chi
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Wow, Chi. My grandmom pulled this duty after both her parents died. She was sixteen with younger and older siblings.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:08 PM (on01m)

403 Mouse droppings

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not my favorite ice cream topping. Not even on my top ten, Hammer.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:08 PM (PEFlK)

404 What's the best dark chocolate?

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 11:08 PM (wxDxI)

405 Cowgirls suck go pack go

Posted by: bestie1 at October 04, 2015 11:09 PM (I9ep/)

406 Coffee Ice Cream.
Drizzle of Kahlua, straight from the freezer.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 11:09 PM (1GbVh)

407 349 Serious question(s):

Why even acknowledge it's existence? Why feed it?
If it was completely ignored, wouldn't it eventually just go somewhere else? Or has that been tried?

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 10:50 PM (1GbVh)

Tried. Doesn't work. The method to deal with raykon is to delete his comments. The "ignore it" has never made sense to me. They don't really give a damn if you acknowledge them or not. Their purpose is to have their shit displayed on the blog. So wiping out the comment completely or altering it really are the best methods to deal with trolls.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2015 11:09 PM (zt+N6)

408 Rum Raisin. Along with sodomy and the lash, it helped us rule the waves.

Posted by: zombie Winston Churchill at October 04, 2015 11:09 PM (ifEqP)

409 So was it a TD or not? I'm at work.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 11:09 PM (heN73)

410 What's the best dark chocolate?

Posted by: Infidel

Reggie.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at October 04, 2015 11:10 PM (PEFlK)

411 We're watching a new show Quantico.
Meh, half the FBI's suspects are PP terrorists.

Moar BS from the American media leftwing BS operations.

Meanwhile...is Maet gonna grant us an ONT?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 11:11 PM (o/90i)

412 We did something bad didn't we. No ONT.

What did y'all break?

Cause it wasn't me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:11 PM (on01m)

413 PP needs a colored ribbon or a rubber wrist band. What color raises awareness that you are the end-all-be-all? I know! It'll be transparent, hollow--a pure ethereal notion.

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 11:12 PM (jT+gh)

414
I haven't had a Symphony bar in forever. Damn, that's good chocolate.

With almonds.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:07 PM (PEFlK)

Had a Lindt Pretzel/Sea Salt bar the other day.

Damn DAMN DAMN!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 11:12 PM (9jeGC)

415 Ritter Sport dark chocolate bar

Or, the Dove dark chocolate

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 11:12 PM (3pRHP)

416 From the commercials I've seen Quantico looks like it is best viewed with the mute button on.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2015 11:12 PM (zt+N6)

417 We're watching a new show Quantico.
Meh, half the FBI's suspects are PP terrorists.

Moar BS from the American media leftwing BS operations.

Posted by: Farmer

I started watching Person of Interest. It's good. And, so far, they aren't suffering from the PC bug. They don't mind calling out certain nations on the type of crime they peddle.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:13 PM (PEFlK)

418 What's the best dark chocolate?

Ghirardelli Twilight Delight. Goes great with Guinness.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 11:14 PM (LUgeY)

419 No TB3K and no ONT.

This is purgatory.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:14 PM (on01m)

420 "What's the best dark chocolate?"
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Heh. #426 beat me to the easy joke, but I was going to say "the first cheerleader on the previous elbow thread!"

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 11:14 PM (1GbVh)

421 I like my ice cream like my blogs, with nuts.

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 11:14 PM (BO/km)

422 ... I was going to say "the first cheerleader on the previous elbow thread!"
Posted by: Chi
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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 04, 2015 11:16 PM (on01m)

423 We're watching a new show Quantico.

Meh, half the FBI's suspects are PP terrorists.

Moar BS from the American media leftwing BS operations.

Yeah I knew it was going to be bad when one of the agents is a Muslim woman and the terrorist is supposed to be one of the agents. Because of course the Muslim woman isn't going to be the terrorist, but will instead be the moral conscience of the group, calling out everyone else for Islamophobia etc. The terrorist will end up being some standard conservative Christian of course.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 11:16 PM (uZNvH)

424 >>>> Pralines and Cream ice cream, you philistines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2015 11:00 PM

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Mr Hammer knows what he speaks of. Blue Bell Pralines and Cream without the listeria is my all time favorite.

Still no ONT, huh?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 04, 2015 11:16 PM (2x3L+)

425 Farmer!

Happy Birthday, good sir. Did you get any great gifts? I'm guessing that as old as you are, you have everything you need...

Your story about dinner with Dad put a smile on my face - glad you have that, still.

Posted by: Chi at October 04, 2015 11:17 PM (1GbVh)

426 Just watched the Dayum Dayum vid.

Still funny as hell.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 11:17 PM (9jeGC)

427 Raykon's drunk.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 04, 2015 11:19 PM (u5gzz)

428 Time-out! I need to grab a bowl of ice cream.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:19 PM (PEFlK)

429 I started watching Person of Interest. It's good. And, so far, they aren't suffering from the PC bug. They don't mind calling out certain nations on the type of crime they peddle.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:13 PM

We've been watching, it is intriguing.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 11:20 PM (o/90i)

430 446
Raykon's drunk.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 04, 2015 11:19 PM (u5gzz)
actually, he sounds more sober than usual

Posted by: chemjeff at October 04, 2015 11:20 PM (uZNvH)

431 Holy shit! Great catch.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 11:20 PM (VviqM)

432 And NO throws in the towel.

Posted by: BangBoy at October 04, 2015 11:21 PM (LUgeY)

433 428: that Indian chick on that show is smokin' hot!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:21 PM (syGA0)

434 Damn Saints

Posted by: dave at October 04, 2015 11:22 PM (HgTBl)

435 Charlie was close. I could smell him.

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 11:22 PM (BO/km)

436 Oh that's me.

Posted by: Charlie X at October 04, 2015 11:23 PM (BO/km)

437 Priyanka Chopra is that Indian chicks name. The show looks terrible though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:24 PM (syGA0)

438 Are there two trolls here?

Confused.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 11:24 PM (9jeGC)

439 No--that was me.

Posted by: Charlie Hebdo at October 04, 2015 11:24 PM (PEFlK)

440 *crosses fingers*

gonna check for a new thread!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 04, 2015 11:25 PM (PEFlK)

441 Alcohol will stump your goat at that tender age

Posted by: derit at October 04, 2015 11:26 PM (jT+gh)

442 And the Boys decide they didn't want to win after all.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 11:26 PM (VviqM)

443 Why is everybody always picking on me?

Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 04, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)

444 Hey, looks like we got five timeouts this half. Thanks Duh-llas!

Posted by: New Orleans at October 04, 2015 11:28 PM (OLNwX)

445 ...make that six.

Posted by: New Orleans at October 04, 2015 11:28 PM (OLNwX)

446 428: that Indian chick on that show is smokin' hot!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 11:21 PM (syGA0)

The Horde keeps bringing her up, and I keep looking for something special about her. Can't find it.

Posted by: Blano at October 04, 2015 11:29 PM (heN73)

447 OT BABY!

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 11:30 PM (VviqM)

448 Who wouldn't cuddle with naked girl on naked and afraid?

I'm betting she smells like ass.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

c'est la vie

Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2015 11:31 PM (ztOda)

449 Fuck, I had this game won in fantasy before the boinked field goal.

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)

450 Saints win!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)

451 And I win! Boo-yah!!!!

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)

452 Where is everyone?

Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 11:41 PM (vsbNu)

453 Go away, arrestin' the Riddler

Posted by: Grump928(C) on time delay at October 04, 2015 11:42 PM (rwI+c)

454 Hunting vampires. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 05, 2015 12:23 AM (HalrA)

455 Going off-topic for a moment, I read in the sidebar
about Robert Palmer passing. That is sad. Then I remember a song that I
thought was by him called "Squeezing Out Sparks", which makes no bones
about being anti-abortion. So I searched Youtube for it, and it turns
out to have been by Graham Parker and the Rumour, and there was an album
and tour by that title. But no instances of the song that I could see. Isn't that strange?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at October 04, 2015 08:22 PM (0yhH4)

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Going totally willow for a moment, Wikipedia says that the song is called "You Can't Be Too Strong" on the album "Squeezing Out Sparks."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeezing_Out_Sparks

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fsFy3M5jg0

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 05, 2015 01:09 AM (5f5bM)

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