Colledge Football Thread...Week Five [CBD]

#1 Ohio State will be kicking the snot out of Indiana at 3:30pm
#2 Michigan State is kicking the snot out of Purdue
#3 Mississippi plays #25 Florida at 7:00pm
#4 TCU is kicking the snot out of Texas
#5 Baylor plays Texas Tech at 3:30pm

Posted by: Open Blogger at 01:38 PM

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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 01:35 PM (LUgeY)

2 I'll fetch the others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 01:35 PM (LUgeY)

3 They're Number Two?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 01:36 PM (LUgeY)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Weasel at October 03, 2015 01:36 PM (e3bId)

5 College elbows leave more to the imagination.

Real men appreciate that fact, you know.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at October 03, 2015 01:36 PM (m9V0o)

6 Sorry, I was studying the content. You were saying?

Posted by: Weasel at October 03, 2015 01:38 PM (e3bId)

7
Either they are actually in high school or I am gettin way old.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2015 01:38 PM (ODxAs)

8 Diversity uniforms.....Western at the head and below the waist, Muslim in the middle.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 01:38 PM (AC0lD)

9 "Peace."
"Victory!"

"Go for two."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 03, 2015 01:39 PM (xq1UY)

10 That's the top 5? A couple of big 10 teams TCU, and Baylor? What a joke.

Posted by: gm at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (K0tm3)

11 They're modestly keeping their elbows covered, and the third from the left looks like she's concealing some nice sweater puppies

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (GrXXa)

12 "Disconcerting Signals" call against Army.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (xq1UY)

13 Just pointy enough.

Posted by: esch at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (y9dGP)

14 #13 Alabama plays #8 Gawga at 3:30.

My pharmacist is a big Dawg fan. He and I have been trading friendly barbs for two weeks. Went in yesterday and he was wearing his Georgia necktie. He's a nice guy who has a small waiting area stocked with People magazines for the ladies and Guns and Ammo magazines for the guys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)

15 Here's a small ray of sunshine as I watch my Horns get the dog doo kicked outta them:

According to new Pew Poll, Jeb! is at 4%

below Trump, Carson, Fiorina, Rubio(blech!), and Cruz.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2015 01:41 PM (KUa85)

16 worst cheerleader picks in awhile

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2015 01:41 PM (HbCsM)

17
They're modestly keeping their elbows covered, and the third from the left looks like she's concealing some nice sweater puppies

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (GrXXa)

Good call. She also looks like she knows her way around a Trojan, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 03, 2015 01:42 PM (o98Jz)

18 Call me old-fashioned, but I like the college cheerleaders' uniforms better than the pros.

There's a lot to be said for leaving something to the imagination. Especially the elbows.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 01:42 PM (sdi6R)

19 Penn State beating Army.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 01:43 PM (zyIlW)

20 I'd be interested in finding out why only that third one is leaning left.

I mean, it's USC, shouldn't they all lean left?

Posted by: socalcon at October 03, 2015 01:45 PM (vHlQ5)

21 "colledge" lol snerk

Posted by: Jeanne up north at October 03, 2015 01:45 PM (9QtX6)

22 Here's a small ray of sunshine as I watch my Horns get the dog doo kicked outta them:

According to new Pew Poll, Jeb! is at 4%

below Trump, Carson, Fiorina, Rubio(blech!), and Cruz.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2015 01:41 PM (KUa85)

Yup...I love it. Jeb!'s campaign is in the shitter and it's getting close to flush time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 03, 2015 01:46 PM (ej1L0)

23 Modern Man knows all their shoe sizes.

Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2015 01:47 PM (XK0dn)

24 College Elbows Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357132089540608

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357300541161472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357446414876673

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357580259282944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357716775497728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357841824514048

Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2015 01:47 PM (GrXXa)

25 Georgia will decide whether Alabama is a Top 25 team this year or not.

I'm guessing not, but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 01:48 PM (rwI+c)

26 18
Call me old-fashioned, but I like the college cheerleaders' uniforms better than the pros.

There's a lot to be said for leaving something to the imagination. Especially the elbows.

Posted by: rickl

Agreed. The pros look like exactly that.

Posted by: pep at October 03, 2015 01:48 PM (LAe3v)

27 They are signaling which one "does butt stuff."
#2.

Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2015 01:49 PM (XK0dn)

28 I call dibs on the third from the left.

Posted by: Caligula and Nero's horse at October 03, 2015 01:50 PM (O3k74)

29 The 3rd from the right is tall. I like that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 01:50 PM (rwI+c)

30 The Modern Man thinks those cheerleaders think they are all that,

but they aren't

because their grotesquely large mammaries distort the proper form and shape of those sweaters and make a mockery of the fashion designer's intent.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2015 01:51 PM (KUa85)

31 Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2015 01:47 PM (GrXXa)

--- Um, I realize those ARE elbows, just not the 'elbows' I was looking for.

Posted by: socalcon at October 03, 2015 01:52 PM (vHlQ5)

32 Willowed.

For all you centipede-o-phobes (like me,) get yourself a Bug-A-Salt. Works great.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 03, 2015 01:52 PM (E6RIJ)

33 For all you centipede-o-phobes (like me,) get yourself a Bug-A-Salt. Works great.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 03, 2015 01:52 PM (E6RIJ)

What about Human Centipedes?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2015 01:53 PM (KUa85)

34 Cringe-worthy moment from MSU-Purdue... left tackle Finley broke his leg in a pile-up

Posted by: weew at October 03, 2015 01:54 PM (O1uuu)

35 Those elbow burqas are just not acceptable.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 01:55 PM (o+SC1)

36 24 College Elbows Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357132089540608

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357300541161472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357446414876673

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357580259282944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357716775497728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/650357841824514048
Posted by: kbdabear at October 03, 2015 01:47 PM (GrXXa)

Bless you Good Sir!

The North Texas gal looks a bit slutty . . . I like that . . .

Posted by: Caligula and Nero's horse at October 03, 2015 01:55 PM (O3k74)

37 Lame Kiffin doesn't know how to run an offense that doesn't have an above average QB. Or in the case of this year, even a "game manager". I'm still expecting to see Coker pick sixed on a smoke route screen pass. Too slow to decide, too slow to deliver and he stares down his targets. All very very bad for a pocket passer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 01:56 PM (rwI+c)

38 27 They are signaling which one "does butt stuff."
#2.
Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2015 01:49 PM (XK0dn)

I thought they were saying they have a two girl package . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 03, 2015 01:57 PM (O3k74)

39 Posted by: IrishEi at October 03, 2015 01:52 PM

Not only works great, but the most fun this 'over 50' had in quite a while.

Posted by: socalcon at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM (vHlQ5)

40 >> third from the left looks like she's concealing some nice sweater puppies

I strongly endorse the idea of a GoFundMe or equivalent to support the development of software to estimate bust size from the solar elevation, the time of day, and the area of the shadow.

My guess is that after two or three iterations we could nail it (so to speak) within a quarter-inch.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM (o+SC1)

41 I thought they were saying they have a two girl package . . .

brb, arresting the Riddler.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM (rwI+c)

42 What about Human Centipedes?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2015 01:53 PM

~~~

Best we can do is wait for the next general election.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM (E6RIJ)

43 They're Number Two?

That's how they indicate whether or not they do butt stuff.

Posted by: Megan at October 03, 2015 02:00 PM (8MzU6)

44 Not only works great, but the most fun this 'over 50' had in quite a while.
Posted by: socalcon at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM

~~~

And I hear there's a new and improved Bug-A-Salt II out now. It's on my Christmas list. ;-)

Posted by: IrishEi at October 03, 2015 02:00 PM (E6RIJ)

45 I really like the sweater cheerleader outfits. The girls look cute in them instead of slutty.

I missed the rodent discussion on the previous thread. I badly need some help. I love on a hillside and have land full of field mice that keep getting in the house. I also have a phobia of the small rodents and an even bigger phobia of the larger ones. I use the old fashion snap traps but I hate having to see a dead rodent. I'm happy it's dead but I'd rather not have to see it at all. Is there trap that kills it but conceals it like the old roach motel things?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:01 PM (GWDdA)

46 "That's how they indicate whether or not they do butt stuff."

My word, there are some disgusting people around here.

*sniff*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:02 PM (Ru0SO)

47 South Carolina is going to have to intentionally roll the pocket since Missou is repeatedly almost taking the hand-off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 02:03 PM (rwI+c)

48 D-con- no view, no touch traps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:04 PM (cgZPg)

49 Butt of course that joke has already been made.

Posted by: Megan at October 03, 2015 02:04 PM (8MzU6)

50 Sadly, gravity will not be kind to those elbows.

The good news is they still have a few good years in them.

Posted by: Ron Cadillac at October 03, 2015 02:04 PM (+EUst)

51 FS, so those kind kill them or just trap them alive? I want them dead.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:05 PM (GWDdA)

52 40 >> third from the left looks like she's concealing some nice sweater puppies

I strongly endorse the idea of a GoFundMe or equivalent to support the development of software to estimate bust size from the solar elevation, the time of day, and the area of the shadow.

My guess is that after two or three iterations we could nail it (so to speak) within a quarter-inch.
Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 01:58 PM (o+SC1)

In Clancy's "Patriot Games" novel the CIA determines that a IRA terrorist in a camp in Libya is a particular woman by determining her bra size via a satellite picture and doing the math.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 03, 2015 02:05 PM (O3k74)

53 For human centipedes you need one of these and 00 buckshot.

http://www.fleetfarm.com/detail/mossberg-500-jic-cruiser-pump-shotgun/0000000070164

Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:06 PM (GfSPN)

54 >>>Is there trap that kills it but conceals it like the old roach motel things?<<<

You're gonna need a bigger vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2015 02:06 PM (3tjn4)

55 Nick Searcy recently posted a picture of the official Ace of Spades biker club jacket

http://tinyurl.com/pc9at9b

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:06 PM (39g3+)

56 29 The 3rd from the right is tall. I like that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 01:50 PM (rwI+c)

I used to think that I preferred tall women, aesthetically speaking, but experience taught me that the short ones are something special.

Therefore, I call dibs on the ones at either end. Plus, I like brunettes.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 02:06 PM (sdi6R)

57 I do believe that USC (Southern Cal not South Carolina) has the Registered Trademark for "Sweater Puppies."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 03, 2015 02:07 PM (1ijHg)

58 "the CIA determines that a IRA terrorist in a camp in Libya is a particular woman by determining her bra size via a satellite picture "

Big Uns.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:07 PM (Ru0SO)

59
I could have been a cheerleader, but chose poetry and blowjobs instead.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 03, 2015 02:07 PM (OiFtZ)

60 I used to think that I preferred tall women, aesthetically speaking, but experience taught me that the short ones are something special.

I like long legs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 02:07 PM (rwI+c)

61
Troll Tide.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 03, 2015 02:07 PM (VvOZ5)

62 I see that Notre Dame is playing Clemson later today. How is ND's running game? Lots of rain in the forecast.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 03, 2015 02:08 PM (1ijHg)

63 >>>> Nick Searcy recently posted a picture of the official Ace of Spades biker club jacket

------

Love that! I want one! But we can't even get t-shirts around here.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:08 PM (GWDdA)

64 50 Sadly, gravity will not be kind to those elbows.

The good news is they still have a few good years in them.
Posted by: Ron Cadillac at October 03, 2015 02:04 PM (+EUst)

And there will be a fresh crop of young lasses right behind them.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 03, 2015 02:08 PM (O3k74)

65
USC (Southern Cal not South Carolina)

USCw and USCe. Yer welcome.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 03, 2015 02:08 PM (VvOZ5)

66 I could have been a cheerleader, but chose poetry and blowjobs instead.

Posted by: Lena Dunham
Don't forget "molesting my baby sister"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:09 PM (39g3+)

67 From the D-Con site:

Says traps hide the dead rodents while you throw the trap away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:09 PM (cgZPg)

68 45
I missed the rodent discussion on the previous thread. I badly need some help. I love on a hillside and have land full of field mice that keep getting in the house. I also have a phobia of the small rodents and an even bigger phobia of the larger ones.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:01 PM (GWDdA)

The most important thing is to try to figure out how they're getting in and seal up the openings.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 02:09 PM (sdi6R)

69 But we can't even get t-shirts around here.

Everyone gets shirts.

Posted by: Paul Anka at October 03, 2015 02:09 PM (Dwehj)

70 Lame Kiffin doesn't know how to run an offense that doesn't have an above average QB. Or in the case of this year, even a "game manager". I'm still expecting to see Coker pick sixed on a smoke route screen pass. Too slow to decide, too slow to deliver and he stares down his targets. All very very bad for a pocket passer.

Bama's offense hasn't looked good since Saban hired him. I wonder who forced him to do that? Kiffin doesn't exactly have a stellar coaching record.

If I didn't know any better, St. Nick is giving LK rope.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (LUgeY)

71 Oh yes, Clemson should be what the horsey set call a "heavy track."
And they have that lake there, too.

Gives Navy an advantage, at Annapolis. They have those snorkels.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (xq1UY)

72 "I used to think that I preferred tall women, aesthetically speaking, but experience taught me that the short ones are something special. "

Ya know, they come in all sizes and shapes. Personality always alters the deal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (Ru0SO)

73 >>55 Nick Searcy recently posted a picture of the official Ace of Spades biker club jacket

According to Ace, those will ship out Two Weeks after the T-Shirts.

Posted by: Garrett at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (+EUst)

74 So... new TV show "Angel from Hell" coming out. They don't seem to understand that would be a fallen angel. As in, a demon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (39g3+)

75 here's a description of the traps.

http://tinyurl.com/pxanay4

Sorry, folks to sully your cute girl cheerleaders and football thread with a discussion of mouse traps. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:12 PM (cgZPg)

76 I like em short, I like em tall, I like em all

https://youtu.be/W0_OUar-K94

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:12 PM (39g3+)

77 72 "I used to think that I preferred tall women, aesthetically speaking, but experience taught me that the short ones are something special. "

Ya know, they come in all sizes and shapes. Personality always alters the deal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (Ru0SO)

About sums it up.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 03, 2015 02:12 PM (O3k74)

78 Sadly, the Coffe Mugs are still on back order.

Posted by: Garrett at October 03, 2015 02:12 PM (+EUst)

79 So... new TV show "Angel from Hell" coming out. They don't seem to understand that would be a fallen angel. As in, a demon.>>>

The book you got that info from is like 100s of years ago. Things progress.

Posted by: VOX at October 03, 2015 02:13 PM (GfSPN)

80 "Angel from Hell"

because she's cute and has a winning personality and is not real, reallyy bad, no doubt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:13 PM (cgZPg)

81 Where's the soccer thread?

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 03, 2015 02:14 PM (Dwehj)

82 Thanks FS! I'll look into that brand.

Rickl, my house is set into the hillside. The top floor has a deck surrounding it that leads to all the doors. They're getting in under my deck into the basement floor which is inaccessible because it's sealed off an every side by rocky hillside. I'd have to dismantle part of the deck to get down there which may be worth doing at this point. This is driving me crazy. I've sealed every possible entry way on the upper floor.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:14 PM (GWDdA)

83 78 Sadly, the Coffe Mugs are still on back order.
Posted by: Garrett at October 03, 2015 02:12 PM (+EUst)

What about the baseball caps and the throw pillows?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 03, 2015 02:15 PM (O3k74)

84 Chrstiopher Taylor, unless the Theology is Socialism, of course they don't get it. Mythology and demonology have been reduced to Xena/Buffy level, tossed into a blender, and pureed.

Oohhh, TCM showing 7th Voyage of Sinbad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:15 PM (Kr0Gx)

85 TCU is kicking UT's butt today.

Cute girl.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 03, 2015 02:15 PM (1ijHg)

86 "They don't seem to understand that would be a fallen angel. As in, a demon."

Maybe they do. Milton had a story about that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:15 PM (Ru0SO)

87 Ya know, they come in all sizes and shapes. Personality always alters the deal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:10 PM (Ru0SO)

You forgot the key modifier ... "eventually".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 02:15 PM (zc3Db)

88 And we can forget about baseball caps. That'll never happen. Why do I feel like Nick Searcy is taunting us with his cool jacket? What a show off.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:16 PM (GWDdA)

89 >> In Clancy's "Patriot Games" novel the CIA determines that
>> a IRA terrorist in a camp in Libya is a particular woman by
>> determining her bra size via a satellite picture

Per Frederick Forsyth, the key to being a gentleman is knowing not to be one.

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 02:16 PM (o+SC1)

90 Polly Walker.

Yum yum.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 03, 2015 02:16 PM (1ijHg)

91 "Oohhh, TCM showing 7th Voyage of Sinbad. "

On it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:17 PM (Ru0SO)

92 Or for a retro movie with the psycho jilted girlfriend - Date With an Angel.

https://youtu.be/OAQXV8_Oi7w

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (Kr0Gx)

93 Oh, sorry. my mistake. It's not an actual demon after all:

It's about a woman who has a guardian angel who's "larger than life, brassy and flamboyant" and main character can't decide if it's really a guardian angel or if the person is just nuts.

Sounds like a winner. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (cgZPg)

94 >> TCU is kicking UT's butt today.

Kicking or licking?

They're only a key away...

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (o+SC1)

95 The modern man eschews college football for a maniped and facial.

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (Dwehj)

96 "You forgot the key modifier ... "eventually"."

Hey, shapes, sizes, and, personalities all do their thing. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:19 PM (Ru0SO)

97 Polly Walker.

Yum yum.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at October 03, 2015 02:16 PM (1ijHg)

When she was younger she was 6300° F.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2015 02:19 PM (zc3Db)

98 The main woman in "Glee" plays the angel

F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:21 PM (cgZPg)

99 Yeah the "from hell" part is one of the oldest and most annoying cliches in Hollywood for "an annoying or troublesome version" not actually, you know... hell.

Just that name is not very well considered. Or maybe it was.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)

100 >> They're only a key away...

Or whatever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQQZ_4jA1kY

Posted by: JEM at October 03, 2015 02:22 PM (o+SC1)

101 80 "Angel from Hell"

because she's cute and has a winning personality and is not real, reallyy bad, no doubt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:13 PM (cgZPg)

93 Oh, sorry. my mistake. It's not an actual demon after all:

It's about a woman who has a guardian angel who's "larger than life, brassy and flamboyant" and main character can't decide if it's really a guardian angel or if the person is just nuts.

Sounds like a winner. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (cgZPg)

Its Jane Lynch. She's not cute and doesn't have a winning personality. And I wouldn't be surprised if she is a demon that has taken advantage of young actresses in Hollywood.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:22 PM (zt+N6)

102 "the CIA determines that a IRA terrorist in a camp in Libya is a particular woman by determining her bra size via a satellite picture."

Modern Man knows her eyes are up there thank you.

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2015 02:24 PM (2Ocf1)

103 The "cute and winning personality" bit was my guess before I actually read the description.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:24 PM (cgZPg)

104 Well, well, well. Conservative Treehouse has a new post up showing the Oregon shooter's parents, the first time I have seen them.

https://tinyurl.com/ndjxoxq

And a couple of versions of his photo. Amazing what the MSM can do with Photoshop, eh?

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 02:25 PM (sdi6R)

105 I thought I had a big mouse in the attic and it turned out to be a small squirrel. Chased him out this morning and covered the gable vent he was using with mesh. Ended up being a lot easier than I expected.

Posted by: Weasel at October 03, 2015 02:26 PM (e3bId)

106 "Modern Man knows her eyes are up there thank you."

Up where?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:26 PM (Ru0SO)

107 And a couple of versions of his photo. Amazing what the MSM can do with Photoshop, eh?

With the right lighting and digital manipulation we can turn a black man white!
-legacy media

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 03, 2015 02:27 PM (39g3+)

108 As a mutt myself, I know that depending on lighting, setting, etc, I can appear lighter or darker in a pic.

That said,

That murdering fuck's pic was definitely photoshopped. And very badly.

I really despise the MFM.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:29 PM (zyIlW)

109 "With the right lighting and digital manipulation we can turn a black man white!
-legacy media"

Reminds me of the white guy pretending to be black a month or so back. What was name?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:30 PM (Ru0SO)

110 @104

I am not sure I get this. Killer is a democrat?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 03, 2015 02:32 PM (jJRIy)

111 I put on the Michigan State game for a second. Some very husky voiced, sounded like she belonged in the WNBA woman was calling the game. How progressive.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:32 PM (DiZBp)

112 Shaun King. Sorry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:32 PM (Ru0SO)

113 I thought in Patriot Games the overhead imagery of the ta-tas lead a French team to raid the training camp of French terrorists?

And Angel from Hell, they just couldn't reboot Touched by an Angel? Instead they have to do what Ridley Scott did to the story of Exodus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:33 PM (Kr0Gx)

114 USC? Damn Protestants.

Posted by: Notre Dame at October 03, 2015 02:34 PM (cHuNI)

115 The modern man eschews college football for a maniped and facial.

Posted by: The Modern Man at October 03, 2015 02:18 PM (Dwehj)

The Modern Man is clad in pink watching Lifetime movies muttering those damn men

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:34 PM (DiZBp)

116 Reminds me of the white guy pretending to be black a month or so back. What was name? >>>

Rachel Dolezal

I may be wrong but gender is a construct of the patriarchy too.

Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 02:34 PM (GfSPN)

117 FYI, the Boy Scouts are hawking their wares today. The caramel corn is Awesome Sauce!!

And the boys said their favorite activities are camping and shooting. The libs haven't gotten to them yet!

Posted by: pj at October 03, 2015 02:35 PM (cHuNI)

118 The actress in "Touched By An Angel" was no doubt not brassy. flamboyant and "gleeful' enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:35 PM (cgZPg)

119 " Killer is a democrat?"

Slow down, Nip. Killer was not a white-supremacist, Tea Partier. Not sure what he is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:35 PM (Ru0SO)

120 111
I put on the Michigan State game for a second. Some very husky voiced,
sounded like she belonged in the WNBA woman was calling the game. How
progressive.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:32 PM (DiZBp)

I was wondering last week how long it might be until womyn's groups get pissy about the lack of sportscasters in baseball and football.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 02:36 PM (AC0lD)

121 "Rachel Dolezal
"

No, that was the white chick pretending to be black.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:37 PM (Ru0SO)

122 111 I put on the Michigan State game for a second. Some very husky voiced, sounded like she belonged in the WNBA woman was calling the game. How progressive.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:32 PM (DiZBp)

She's been doing games for years. I was hoping they were finally rid of her when I heard her doing the Raiders Preseason game, but nope still on ESPN. Usually she's doing one of the ESPN2 broadcasts.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:38 PM (zt+N6)

123 L,Elle: the plastic foam makers who do that spray-in insulating sealant also have a past-blocker formula. It has the same stalk on the nozzle as the weather-proofer. If you have a pest access beneath a deck, you might-could reach that stuff in there instead of tearing everything up. Just a thought, and doing my bit to support the expanding-foam chemical industry.

Do not store it near hair-spray.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 03, 2015 02:39 PM (xq1UY)

124 Colledge daughter de Monet is working her part-time retail job this afternoon and could not get off to go see her Red Raiders take on the sarsasparilla-sippin' bears. Shame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2015 02:40 PM (JO9+V)

125 RK, I think it's the head of #blacklivesmatter that you're thinking of. He refused to say whether either of his parents are black. He seemed to have altered his own appearance to pass as black

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:40 PM (GWDdA)

126 Song Girls!

Can't wait for Alabama-Georgia but it looks to be a soggy field between the hedges (that's what she said).

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 02:40 PM (vsbNu)

127 Go Gators - defend The Swamp tonight!

Posted by: Hopeful Gator Fan at October 03, 2015 02:41 PM (u9+TN)

128 Well, it's a "pest-blocker" formula. If there were a past-blocker, I'd have used it all up by now.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 03, 2015 02:41 PM (xq1UY)

129 but nope still on ESPN. Usually she's doing one of the ESPN2 broadcasts.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:38 PM (zt+N6)

I'm sure that ESPN considers itself very enlightened for "her" calling games. I couldn't take that voice for more than a minute.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:41 PM (DiZBp)

130 10 That's the top 5? A couple of big 10 teams TCU, and Baylor? What a joke.
Posted by: gm at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (K0tm3)

--Math is hard.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 02:42 PM (vsbNu)

131 Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:29 PM (zyIlW)

It seems to have become standard practice since they got away with lightening Zimmerman's skin to make him look completely white.

Am I remembering wrong or did they lighten Martin's skin too? Is a lighter skinned black "victim" seen as more sympathetic somehow? Either way, the real malpractice with Martin was showing old pictures of him (G-d knows he was a really adorable kid, curse the adults in his life who watched him turn into a monster) instead of what he had actually become.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 03, 2015 02:42 PM (GDulk)

132 "RK, I think it's the head of #blacklivesmatter that you're thinking of. He refused to say whether either of his parents are black. He seemed to have altered his own appearance to pass as black"

Yeah, that's the Shaun King guy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:42 PM (Ru0SO)

133 https://tinyurl.com/ndjxoxq

WTH? They airbrushed his moles out?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 02:43 PM (rwI+c)

134 Thanks Stringer! That is a very practical suggestion. I used the foam sealer for my upper floor. I'll look into the kind you described

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:44 PM (GWDdA)

135 Mercer held sympathetic words and thoughts for the Virginia shooter
Vester Flanagan, and similarly raged against white people, and expressed
sympathy toward the Black Lives Matter movement.

yeah, who saw that coming?

/everyone

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:44 PM (0dcbp)

136

Wisconsin is bound and determined to lose this game. No one can stop the Badgers when they are on a mission to flop.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:44 PM (dFi94)

137 108
That murdering fuck's pic was definitely photoshopped. And very badly.

I really despise the MFM.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:29 PM (zyIlW)

The elderly retired Soviet-era editors of Pravda are shaking their heads and saying, "Damn, we were amateurs compared to the American media."

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 02:44 PM (sdi6R)

138 Wishful thinking on the part of some, Pt'E.

And yeah, the MFM were doing some serious "retouching" of Martin's pics.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:45 PM (zyIlW)

139 Poor ol' UCF is getting whupped up on again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 02:45 PM (LUgeY)

140 "WTH? They airbrushed his moles out?!?"

Somebody did some work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:45 PM (Ru0SO)

141 Hmm and looks like he did have at least some connection to the school, maybe even attending classes, so it wasn't just some random dart board throw at a nearby college.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:46 PM (zt+N6)

142 Before I got to Ohio State, I couldn't even spell 'Colledge ' - Buckeye

Posted by: Boiler Maker at October 03, 2015 02:46 PM (yddCj)

143 >>>> If there were a past-blocker, I'd have used it all up by now.

-------

Lol, Stringer. I think the same could be said for a lot of us here.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 03, 2015 02:46 PM (GWDdA)

144 rickl,

Iknowright?!

Miracle I don't have whiplash with all the head shaking I do on a daily basis.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:46 PM (zyIlW)

145 His nose sure is different between the two pics too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2015 02:46 PM (JO9+V)

146 Mercer held sympathetic words and thoughts for the Virginia shooter

Vester Flanagan, and similarly raged against white people, and expressed

sympathy toward the Black Lives Matter movement.

yeah, who saw that coming?

/everyone

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:44 PM (0dcbp)

But all I'm seeing is dropped out of the Army and all the guns he had. The MFM has to spin that story into the agenda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (DiZBp)

147 "WTH? They airbrushed his moles out?!?"

Somebody did some work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:45 PM (Ru0SO)
==========================

Why would someone spend time making a killer look more attractive? I don't get it.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (dFi94)

148 Chris Mintz's GoFundMe is now past $635K.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (Kr0Gx)

149 Pretty cool that Nick Chubb's family has a town named after them, Chubbtown.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (vsbNu)

150 Ugh, moar cis-women.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (O96tM)

151 His nose sure is different between the two pics too.

Whoa. They narrowed his nostrils. I'm on the verge of calling bullshit on this. Even CNN wouldn't so deliberately fake this, would they?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 02:48 PM (rwI+c)

152 Army not getting totally demolished by Penn State.

Gotta take what solace there is.

Posted by: blaster at October 03, 2015 02:48 PM (2Ocf1)

153 He didn't drop out of the Army.

Fuckwit raised all sorts of red flags at reception and he was out before he even touched a M16A2 by week 5.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:48 PM (zyIlW)

154 Next will be the pale blonde air and ice blue eyes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:48 PM (Kr0Gx)

155 Grammie, you're shitting me, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:49 PM (Ru0SO)

156 Why would someone spend time making a killer look more attractive? I don't get it.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (dFi94)

To make the cover of Rolling Stone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:49 PM (DiZBp)

157 Whoa. They narrowed his nostrils

And his lips.

Wow, CNN. You suck.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:49 PM (0dcbp)

158 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:47 PM (Kr0Gx)

GoFundMe pulling account in 3,2,1.

God bless that brave man. Something about training... It never leaves you.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 02:50 PM (48QDY)

159 Except for having less hair Charles Mercer looks like he could be related to Louis Farrakhan

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:50 PM (cgZPg)

160 " Next will be the pale blonde air and ice blue eyes."

And fake name tied up with some Tea Party account on Twitter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:50 PM (Ru0SO)

161 >>> "Peace."
"Victory!"
"Go for two."<<<

"Post-coital cigarette" The one on the far left can barely hide her baby-bump.

Posted by: Fritz at October 03, 2015 02:50 PM (3tjn4)

162 grammie.

To shape the narrative.

In other words, propaganda.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 02:51 PM (zyIlW)

163 I'll enthusiastically endorse the spray-in foam sealer stuff. Every other year I do the area between the foundation and the siding. Keeps critters out and the insulating properties are wonderful. Living in Northern Illinois the insulating properties are really nice for my feet in the winter and keeps my north wall bathroom from freezing -- unless it is below zero for longer than a night, in which case I have to do the trickle running water.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 03, 2015 02:51 PM (MIKMs)

164 Grammie, you're shitting me, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:49 PM (Ru0SO)
==========================

No not really. I have a serious case of the dumbz. Or else I am mis-understanding the context. I haven't read the thread. I just stepped in after making a sammich.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:51 PM (dFi94)

165 *pauses*

Air -> Hair.

To make him look like a text book Nordic Ubermensch of the Waffen SS circa 1940.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 02:52 PM (Kr0Gx)

166 White man mass-murders black Christians: Ban the Confederate flag!

Black man mass-murders white Christians: Ban guns!

Sure. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 02:52 PM (sdi6R)

167
OH

You mean they are trying to erase all traces of ethnicity?

okay I get it now

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:52 PM (dFi94)

168
" Next will be the pale blonde air and ice blue eyes."

And fake name tied up with some Tea Party account on Twitter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:50 PM (Ru0SO)

Wrapped in a Confederate Flag, burning a rainbow flag and Koran

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:52 PM (DiZBp)

169 It's like CNN interviewed a white supremacist to get his ideas about media conspiracies.

And then implemented those ideas.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (0dcbp)

170 Sorry. His name is Christopher, not Charles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (cgZPg)

171 *steps into room*

Wait, someone has doctored images of Mercer?

Posted by: Boiler Maker at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (yddCj)

172 RMFT

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (xInes)

173 "No not really. I have a serious case of the dumbz. Or else I am mis-understanding the context. I haven't read the thread. I just stepped in after making a sammich."

The pic are doctored of the Oregon shooter. He is a seemingly black male. He's been made into a "white" male for the media narrative.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (Ru0SO)

174 I'm surprised that y'all can make decisions on which one to call dibs on from a pic of that size.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 02:54 PM (bZ7mE)

175

Well that's just stupid. The kid's half black. Half black is good. Half black will get you elected President.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:54 PM (dFi94)

176 10 That's the top 5? A couple of big 10 teams TCU, and Baylor? What a joke.
Posted by: gm at October 03, 2015 01:40 PM (K0tm3)

--Math is hard.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 02:42 PM (vsbNu)

ISWYDT. .....

Posted by: tbodie at October 03, 2015 02:55 PM (Oqufv)

177 It would be fun to see Chubb and Fournette in the same game in the SEC Championship.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 02:55 PM (vsbNu)

178
Did people hear from Vic? See him float by?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 02:55 PM (iQIUe)

179 174 I'm surprised that y'all can make decisions on which one to call dibs on from a pic of that size.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 02:54 PM (bZ7mE)

We're really not as picky as we all pretend to be.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (zt+N6)

180 Pretty cool that Nick Chubb's family has a town named after them, Chubbtown.

I thought that place was named after la jeune McCain.

Posted by: taps chin at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (8MzU6)

181 If Obama had a son...

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (0dcbp)

182 Ya gots to call 'em like you see 'em, Grey.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (Ru0SO)

183 Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:52 PM (dFi94)

MFM is in the awkward position of being sympathetic to him due to his choice of targets but stuck with pre-existing narrative of it being impossible for blacks to be cold-blooded racist mass-murderers. Apparent compromise is to make him look less ugly for his own sake and less dark for the sake of the narrative.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (GDulk)

184 The pic are doctored of the Oregon shooter. He is a
seemingly black male. He's been made into a "white" male for the media
narrative.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 02:53 PM (Ru0SO)
=======================

Ya, reading up-thread I got the rest of the story. I just came in when you guys were talking about air-brushing out some moles. I couldn't figure out why they would care if he had moles.
The other? I get that now. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 02:57 PM (dFi94)

185 The lighting I could almost accept, though it's terribly convenient for an accident, but emwhitifying his nose and lips is simply blatant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 02:57 PM (rwI+c)

186 CNN: We waz just using our artistic license. You know, like prosecutorial discretion and all like that. We maintained our artistic integrity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2015 02:58 PM (JO9+V)

187 Michigan State can't tackle today

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 02:58 PM (zt+N6)

188 Did people hear from Vic? See him float by?
------------------------

On the Ark, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 02:58 PM (yddCj)

189 We maintained our artistic integrity.

'Portrait of a Killer, White'

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 02:59 PM (0dcbp)

190
The heavily armed gunman who slaughtered nine people at an Oregon
college left a hate-filled note at the scene of his rampage and "felt
the world was against him," law enforcement officials confirmed Friday.

Two officials familiar with the contents of the
note say 26-year-old Christopher Harper Mercer, who was killed in after
an exchange of gunfire with police Thursday at Umpqua Community College,
wrote that he would be "welcomed in Hell and embraced by the devil."

Yup, sounds like a conservative to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 02:59 PM (DiZBp)

191 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 02:55 PM (iQIUe)

Boss's brother has dumped 8 inches out of his rain gauge this week. He lives on the course. I lost count.

Vic perhaps is floating around somewhere. They were getting hammered this AM. I hope all is well.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 02:59 PM (48QDY)

192 >>Mercer held sympathetic words and thoughts for the Virginia shooter
Vester Flanagan, and similarly raged against white people, and expressed
sympathy toward the Black Lives Matter movement.

Probably why Obama is giving him all the publicity he can while using him to push his anti-gun agenda.

Posted by: Garrett at October 03, 2015 02:59 PM (+EUst)

193 "welcomed in Hell and embraced by the devil."

You know, he was probably right about that.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:00 PM (bZ7mE)

194 I thought that place was named after la jeune McCain.
Posted by: taps chin at October 03, 2015 02:56 PM (8MzU6)

--Meghan McCain and Lena Dunham walk into a bar. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:01 PM (vsbNu)

195 "The other? I get that now. Thanks."

No prob', GW. Hope we didn't cross wires.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 03:01 PM (Ru0SO)

196 I'm surprised that y'all can make decisions on which one to call dibs on from a pic of that size.

Some of us perverts drag the sub-thumbnail-sized pics AoSHQ serves up into Google image search to find the larger versions.

Posted by: typical Moron at October 03, 2015 03:02 PM (8MzU6)

197 'Bama-'Dawgs should be pretty smash-mouth.

Maybe Vic floated across the state line to watch the game.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:02 PM (vsbNu)

198 Grau Fuchs, they are probably holding court in the vestibules of Hell to determine which circle he belongs in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:02 PM (Kr0Gx)

199 "welcomed in Hell and embraced by the devil."

You know, he was probably right about that.

I hope Satan has an entire theme park set up for the guy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:02 PM (rwI+c)

200
No wonder Obama jumped out so fast in his presser. Black kid loving on Black Lives Matter guns down white Christians inside a school. Hard to spin that, so let's play the BAN GUNS game and pretend this never happened.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 03:02 PM (dFi94)

201 No wonder Obama jumped out so fast in his presser. Black kid loving on Black Lives Matter guns down white Christians inside a school. Hard to spin that, so let's play the BAN GUNS game and pretend this never happened.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets

Precisely this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

202 Michigan State can't put Purdue away.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (vsbNu)

203 I think this emwhitening needs it's own thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

204 Then we can pollute that thread with football.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:04 PM (rwI+c)

205 188 Did people hear from Vic? See him float by?
------------------------

On the Ark, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 02:58 PM (yddCj)

At work, we started on ours yesterday.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:04 PM (48QDY)

206 "Grau Fuchs, they are probably holding court in the vestibules of Hell to determine which circle he belongs in."

Hehehe.

And may me hope that all of the barbed cocks are waiting and ready.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at October 03, 2015 03:05 PM (Ru0SO)

207 Did anyone ever see the doctored pic actually run anywhere?
I know I didn't. Every story I saw (admittedly, linked from here or WZ probably) used the first one.

Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 03:05 PM (3uV3Z)

208 Christopher Taylor, your mention of angels prompted me to remember this movie. A Matter of Life and Death with David Niven and Kim Hunter. Briefly as a very young RAF aircrewman will see Richard Attenborough.

https://youtu.be/-t3Xv70vkY8?t=1m20s

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:05 PM (Kr0Gx)

209 203 I think this emwhitening needs it's own thread.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

Agreed. But it was over 100 comments before I brought it up.

204 Then we can pollute that thread with football.

Of course. That's how we roll.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 03:06 PM (sdi6R)

210 201 No wonder Obama jumped out so fast in his presser. Black kid loving on Black Lives Matter guns down white Christians inside a school. Hard to spin that, so let's play the BAN GUNS game and pretend this never happened.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets

Precisely this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

He had no clue. He's the last one to know any details. He has no desire to seek any facts.

He told all of America this is routine.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:06 PM (48QDY)

211 I think this emwhitening needs it's own thread.

It needs a riot, complete with pitchforks and torches.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:07 PM (bZ7mE)

212 There have been a number of people taking the Modern Man to task, but I think that Larry Correia nails it best. Funny and right on the money all the way through.

Andy has the link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 03, 2015 03:08 PM (IN7k+)

213 Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

Sadly, grump has coined a new word.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:08 PM (48QDY)

214 Was he a Satanist (one that actually believed in Satan, not the kind who just does costume parties and tries to poke their thumbs in the eyes of Judeo-Christians?) or did his dislike for organized religion not extend to Satanism?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 03:08 PM (cgZPg)

215 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 03:08 PM (cgZPg)

======================

I read he was involved in something called Left Path or Left Foot or something like that. I looked it up and it looks pagan / occult.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 03:10 PM (dFi94)

216 I read he was involved in something called Left Path or Left Foot or something like that. I looked it up and it looks pagan / occult.

Left Hand Path, IIRC.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:11 PM (bZ7mE)

217 At work, we started on ours yesterday.
Posted by: Golfman
-----------------------

Probably too late, the Pentecostals have been hoarding all of the gopher wood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 03:12 PM (yddCj)

218 Asked about The Ark, Vic responded, "been there, done that, got the T-shirt"

Posted by: tmitsss at October 03, 2015 03:13 PM (Pa9vP)

219 So back to the Latin origins for sinister.

I guess calling themselves the Black Hand Path might have given it all away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:13 PM (Kr0Gx)

220 Next will be the pale blonde air and ice blue eyes.

If they keep it up, he'll look just like Justin Beiber before it's all over with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 03:13 PM (LUgeY)

221 218,

He's probably sipping on a drink aboard it as we speak.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 03:14 PM (zyIlW)

222 Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:11 PM (bZ7mE)

The Latin for left is sinistra. The root of the modern sinister.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:14 PM (48QDY)

223 I think it's Left Hand. Left foot sounds like something from Twister. ;^)

Who knows what the truth about this guy is anymore-Occult practitioner? Muslim sympathizer?. Wanted to joint ISIS? Was autistic? On drugs?

Will we ever know considering how it's being covered up.

The Mintz guy was very brave. So were the people who admitted they were Christians after the first Christian got shot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 03:15 PM (cgZPg)

224 The Latin for left is sinistra. The root of the modern sinister.

============================

I did not know that. Well, huh.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 03:16 PM (dFi94)

225 The Mintz guy was very brave. So were the people who admitted they were Christians after the first Christian got shot.

=======================

Yes. May God bless them all.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 03:17 PM (dFi94)

226 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 03:13 PM (LUgeY)

O.k. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2015 03:17 PM (cgZPg)

227 Wow, it's pouring in Athens.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:18 PM (vsbNu)

228 Being a leftie during negotiations has advantages. While your opponent shows their right hand is empty and thus comes in peace, the Leftist can show their right had as free and then run the other guy through with the rapier or pistol in the left hand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:18 PM (Kr0Gx)

229 Probably too late, the Pentecostals have been hoarding all of the gopher wood.>>>

Are they building a Love Boat?

Posted by: Willy J. at October 03, 2015 03:19 PM (GfSPN)

230 Was the shooter killed by LE or did he commit suicide? I should probably know this but I don't.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 03, 2015 03:19 PM (dFi94)

231 Michigan State remains undefeated.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:20 PM (vsbNu)

232 Presser just now says he committed suicide.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 03, 2015 03:21 PM (9iR5/)

233 210 201 No wonder Obama jumped out so fast in his presser. Black kid loving on Black Lives Matter guns down white Christians inside a school. Hard to spin that, so let's play the BAN GUNS game and pretend this never happened.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets

Precisely this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:03 PM (rwI+c)

He had no clue. He's the last one to know any details. He has no desire to seek any facts.

He told all of America this is routine.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:06 PM (48QDY)

His Gun Control speeches are all prewritten. Its just a Mad-Libs where they have to stick in the location and the numbers.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 03:22 PM (zt+N6)

234 Heh, fun watching Rick Neuheisel on the guitar.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:24 PM (vsbNu)

235 188 Did people hear from Vic? See him float by?
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On the Ark, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 02:58 PM (yddCj)

===========

No. On his rocking chair!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 03:24 PM (iQIUe)

236 OK time to watch teh footballs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 03, 2015 03:24 PM (LUgeY)

237 Go 'Dawgs!

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:27 PM (vsbNu)

238 OK time to watch teh footballs.

Is that what you call sweater puppies???

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:28 PM (Kr0Gx)

239 I can't find the shopped picture anywhere on CNN's website. Oddly, I can't find any pictures of Mercer on the website.

Maybe my fu is just poor but I would like to know where the Treehouse got that photo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:28 PM (rwI+c)

240 Well, if that butchy Bulldog cheerleader was on screen, I did not recognize her with a rain jacket on.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:29 PM (vsbNu)

241 and really, CNN.com is like the worst website. Worse even than the daily caller.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:29 PM (rwI+c)

242 Roll Tide, Roll!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:30 PM (rwI+c)

243 A pair of B1G shutouts. And Michigan v Northwestern is next week. Prediction: All points in that game will come off of pick-sixes.

Posted by: f2000 at October 03, 2015 03:30 PM (5xwgn)

244
The Conservative Treehouse has a pic of the mother and the before and 'shopped pic of Mercer...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at October 03, 2015 03:31 PM (4DCSq)

245 Whoa. They narrowed his nostrils

And his lips.

Wow, CNN. You suck.

Posted by: Mortimer

---

Sounds like a pretty big deal, if true. Fox or Rush should do a story on it.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 03:31 PM (O96tM)

246 Kiffin will call three pass plays to start their first possession.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 03, 2015 03:31 PM (rwI+c)

247 Being a leftie during negotiations has advantages. While your opponent shows their right hand is empty and thus comes in peace, the Leftist can show their right had as free and then run the other guy through with the rapier or pistol in the left hand.

Ehud says, "Yep!"

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:34 PM (bZ7mE)

248 Grump @ 239

See my 207. I have never seen that pic until today. I can't believe that CNN would intentionally do that.

(Call me naive if you must, folks)

Posted by: Chi at October 03, 2015 03:35 PM (3uV3Z)

249 Grey Fox - Any chance that Reynolds mountain has slid down and buried our house?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 03:35 PM (yddCj)

250 LMAO at the Joker Georgia fan.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:35 PM (vsbNu)

251
Out!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:37 PM (OiFtZ)

252 Chubb is a mudder, his muddah was a mudder, his faddah was a mudder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 03, 2015 03:40 PM (rwI+c)

253
The Georgia fan with the vagina on his head was great!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:40 PM (OiFtZ)

254 "Ohio State will be kicking the snot out of Indiana at 3:30pm"

I wish. The offense barely shows up for a quarter or two.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 03:40 PM (ze/SF)

255 The remarkable thing about Georgia fans is that half of them have no idea where Athens is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 03:40 PM (yddCj)

256 You think Vic has power?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 03:41 PM (iQIUe)

257 'Dawgs recover fumble!!!

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:42 PM (vsbNu)

258 Fucking fumble. I am gobsmacked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 03, 2015 03:42 PM (rwI+c)

259
The bitter clingers are probably watching the Georgia-Alabama game!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:43 PM (OiFtZ)

260 The most infernal music for the vestibules of Hell??

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/selection-du-weekend-160-25.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:45 PM (Kr0Gx)

261 The Pack goes down.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 03:46 PM (48QDY)

262 The cheerleader girls look kind of...peaceful.

Posted by: GBruno at October 03, 2015 03:48 PM (u49WF)

263 Indiana wearing gay pink socks. And the logo on their helmets is pink too.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 03, 2015 03:48 PM (zt+N6)

264 The remarkable thing about Georgia fans is that half of them have no idea where Athens is.

So sad.

So true.

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 03:48 PM (0dcbp)

265 Standing up all straight and perky is not going to impress me! ... much.

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 03:49 PM (gy5kE)

266
'Bama football without Eli Gold is almost a sin!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:49 PM (OiFtZ)

267 For those who are expressing displeasure at the photo posted up top...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/selection-du-weekend-160-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:50 PM (Kr0Gx)

268 Grey Fox - Any chance that Reynolds mountain has slid down and buried our house?

Not more than 50:50.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 03:50 PM (bZ7mE)

269 263 Indiana wearing gay pink socks. And the logo on their helmets is pink too.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 03, 2015 03:48 PM (zt+N6)

--They deserve to lose.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:50 PM (vsbNu)

270 I'm the most celebrated dawg of all. Of course, I didn't graduate or actually study anything, so 'dawg' is the way I actually think it is spelled. But who cares? Certainly not Georgia fans.

Posted by: Herschel Walker at October 03, 2015 03:52 PM (yddCj)

271
What makes the Dawg-Tide game so appealing is we know for certain that Modern Man Bronco Bama isn't watchng. He's probably knitting or texting Reggie.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:53 PM (OiFtZ)

272 No visible elbows in any sense on the Georgia sideline.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 03:53 PM (vsbNu)

273 Not more than 50:50.
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So, the French Broad is frisky?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 03:54 PM (yddCj)

274 Let's go Ol' Miss! Bbq some Gator.
On another topic ... full of slander as usual ... how can Iowa be 5-0, and lookin' pretty good, and not even be ranked!? That's just wrong.

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 03:54 PM (gy5kE)

275
I looked at a couple videos of the Sochi Olympics women's ice skating stuff. Their costumes were heavier, covered more, and less bedazzled. I liked it. I dont like to see 12-14 year old girls skating dressed like Las Vegas show girls. So, I like the college cheerleader photo above.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 03:55 PM (iQIUe)

276 logprof, how goes the writing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:55 PM (Kr0Gx)

277 Kiffin gets to bone the boss's daughter and keep his job, not a bad gig.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 03:55 PM (VviqM)

278
267 For those who are expressing displeasure at the photo posted up top...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/selection-du-weekend-160-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:50 PM (Kr0Gx)

Those look suspiciously like professionals! Not complaining, just sayin'.

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 03:57 PM (gy5kE)

279
If the Tide wins, it's obligatory for the freshman chicks to offer blowjobs to the most vocal fans. It's the law. Or something.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 03, 2015 03:57 PM (OiFtZ)

280 @267

This makes me so angry. Women's sports are just as good as men's. They shouldn't have to play in half-uniforms, just because they don't have as much money as the men's leagues.

Posted by: Modern Man, unclear on the concept at October 03, 2015 03:57 PM (LAe3v)

281 CBS sure likes themselves some Alabama. I know Verne does. Maybe he gets treated good in T-Town.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:57 PM (rwI+c)

282 That was a weird looking play.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 03:58 PM (rwI+c)

283
274 Let's go Ol' Miss! Bbq some Gator.
On another topic ... full of slander as usual ... how can Iowa be 5-0, and lookin' pretty good, and not even be ranked!? That's just wrong.
Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 03:54 PM (gy5kE)

Because Wisconsin is the first top 25 team they've beaten. They'll probably crack the top 25 tomorrow.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 03, 2015 03:58 PM (zt+N6)

284 Why did I suddenly hear 'Modern Man' speak in Marvin the Martian's voice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 03:58 PM (Kr0Gx)

285 Of course, I didn't graduate or actually study anything, so 'dawg' is the way I actually think it is spelled

And?

Posted by: Mortimer at October 03, 2015 03:59 PM (0dcbp)

286 So, the French Broad is frisky?

I haven't actually seen it since the rains began. My Mom drove around yesterday looking at various streams and rivers, and she says that they were all swollen to capacity but not overflowing just yet. I don't know if that has changed since yesterday evening, but I suspect not.

The rain hasn't been steady - it will rain a bunch, stop, and then rain a bunch more.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 04:00 PM (bZ7mE)

287 Why does the guy on the Arbys commercial have to yell at me about their crappy sammiches?

Posted by: Bruce at October 03, 2015 04:01 PM (8ikIW)

288 Ficking Kiffin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:03 PM (rwI+c)

289 I swear, I'd let Kirby Smart call the plays on both sides of the ball.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:05 PM (rwI+c)

290 I'm finally watching Netanyahu's entire UN speech. Wow, that is some powerful stuff.

It's 1938. War is coming. It is an absolute certainty.

Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 04:05 PM (sdi6R)

291 AP, the ideas are still just in my head, aside from a few paragraphs I wrote long ago to start it. It ain't no romance, and while one of the main characters will be fleshed out in part by writing in some of my personal real-life memories, the other will take a lot more work.

Meanwhile, I'm going back to the vault and trying to make a compilation of old short stories and (decent, not bad) poems, but I'm still short a couple. One of them is trapped in Microsoft Works (!) format and I'm hoping I can find an old hard copy because it's the best of the lot.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:07 PM (vsbNu)

292 It's a terrible thing, that being in Afghanistan and giving aid and comfort to the Taliban, and then getting blown up, with all of your foolish young life still ahead of you, along with all of the medical supplies that you brought along with you to help our enemy. Just terrible. Feelin' real badly about your fate. Choices, I guess, have consequences though. Why weren't you dumbasses scooting out of there and getting down to the airport to bandage up the guys that we are supporting? Just a simple question.

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 04:07 PM (gy5kE)

293 Nice bomb by Georgia.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:09 PM (vsbNu)

294 On my computer, I can only see the top half of the New York Post logo in the sidebar about four items down. Is that the same for youse guys?

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 03, 2015 04:09 PM (Iyg03)

295 294 On my computer, I can only see the top half of the New York Post logo in the sidebar about four items down. Is that the same for youse guys?

Looks ok here.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 04:11 PM (VviqM)

296 I can't tell for sure, but it looks like the rain stopped at the Georgia game.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:15 PM (vsbNu)

297 Childrens choir singing in the current session of the LDS conference. Cute kids.

Bet they'll never forget this.

Posted by: junior at October 03, 2015 04:15 PM (FRGa/)

298 arby's? the worst of the worst.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:16 PM (WTSFk)

299 Thanks, Meh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 03, 2015 04:16 PM (Iyg03)

300 indiana beating ohio state. pretty immersive showing so far.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:17 PM (WTSFk)

301 I see what you are saying ... you're getting a grey artifact that is cutting the logo in half. I would be careful, or at least reluctant, about pointing out these minor glitches. It might be considered offensive. Ha!!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/358697.php

In Chrome, it is not noticeable, but in IE the grey (or is it gray .. screw it!) is apparent. Anyhow, I didn't say any of this. *tiptoeing across the eggshells*

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 04:17 PM (gy5kE)

302 Aaaand, Army lost again. Fuck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM (KrAjA)

303 Why isn't CNN interviewing the shooter's mother, and in living color?

Posted by: Whatnot at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM (gzaWc)

304 302,

And water is wet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM (zyIlW)

305 Nope, the rain is worse. Yikes.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM (vsbNu)

306 indiana td! 10-0

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM (WTSFk)

307 Uh-oh. If rd doesn't have any Pixy cred, we're all doomed.

Posted by: Golfman at October 03, 2015 04:19 PM (48QDY)

308 Thanks, goon. I'm using FF, so maybe it's a Windows thing.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 03, 2015 04:19 PM (Iyg03)

309 logprof - > http://nanowrimo.org/

A way to organize and motivate yourself perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 04:19 PM (Kr0Gx)

310 It is really difficult to get up for a game against the JV. Just ask Barack! *throws up a Buckeye salute*

Posted by: goon at October 03, 2015 04:20 PM (gy5kE)

311 incidentally, if you're ever in bloomington (univ. of indiana) check out their art museum. one of the best university museums in the country.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:20 PM (WTSFk)

312 That seems like a bull shit penalty to give Georgia a first down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:20 PM (rwI+c)

313 arby's? the worst of the worst.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:16 PM (WTSFk)

You've obviously never eaten at a Taco John's.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 03, 2015 04:21 PM (k9qR4)

314 ... designed by i.m. pei and a very impressive collection.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 03, 2015 04:22 PM (WTSFk)

315 Roughing the snapper? How long have linemen been protected players? They have to be in contact, ridiculous.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 04:22 PM (VviqM)

316 Any scores yet in Tide/Dawgs?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 03, 2015 04:22 PM (1eYr7)

317 Might end up working in Bama's favor, ironically enough.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:22 PM (Wckf4)

318 Great scramble and catch to set up a short FG. Georgia almost blew this drive.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:24 PM (vsbNu)

319 Nice catch to get UG another FG attempt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:24 PM (rwI+c)

320 Roughing the snapper?

Yeah, my wife gets on my case about that sometimes, too.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 03, 2015 04:24 PM (k9qR4)

321 Roughing the snapper

is that what we're calling it today?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2015 04:25 PM (KCxzN)

322 It's a sloppy game all around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:25 PM (rwI+c)

323 Was Inspector Harry 'Snapper' Organs one of the referees?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 04:25 PM (Kr0Gx)

324 Sooo, about that "Ohio State kicking the crap out of Indiana" comment in the OP...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:27 PM (Wckf4)

325 Tide-'Dawgs tied at 3

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:27 PM (vsbNu)

326 Indiana will probably figure a way out to lose, but they aren't getting the snot kicked out of them at the moment, being up 10-0 over the Buckeyes. And the Hated Boilermakers didn't do too badly against the Spartans, either.

Posted by: Mongoose at October 03, 2015 04:27 PM (aS5To)

327 UA-UG 3-3

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:27 PM (rwI+c)

328 Thanks for the link, AP.

I hope it'll help me overcome years of inertia and a career of writing non-fiction.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:30 PM (vsbNu)

329 go big red

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 03, 2015 04:30 PM (uZNvH)

330 You've obviously never eaten at a Taco John's.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at October 03, 2015 04:21 PM (k9qR4)

--According to my wife, Taco ~~Bueno~~ Malo is even worse.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:32 PM (vsbNu)

331 Which incarnation is the current Uga? VI? VII?

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:33 PM (vsbNu)

332 Wake Forest trailing Florida State 14-10 late in the second quarter, Go Deacs! BC trailing 6-0 to Duke, also in second quarter. Go Eagles. The movie "The Martian" was okay, nothing offensive about it, but not really as gripping as it might've been.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 03, 2015 04:34 PM (2cS/G)

333 'Dawgs need to get to Coker.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:35 PM (vsbNu)

334 The Ohio offense is looking weak. Maybe the defence can score a TD. Ugh.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 04:35 PM (ze/SF)

335 Taco John's is pretty good

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (uZNvH)

336 'Bama scores first TD.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (vsbNu)

337 TD BAMA

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (rwI+c)

338 What about Taco-Bismol?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (JO9+V)

339 And water is wet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 04:18 PM

Sadly...yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (KrAjA)

340 Nice blocking. No one touched Henry at all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:36 PM (rwI+c)

341 That was a pretty good looking drive.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:37 PM (Wckf4)

342 The movie "The Martian" was okay, nothing offensive about it, but not really as gripping as it might've been.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 03, 2015 04:34 PM (2cS/G)

MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 03, 2015 04:37 PM (vsbNu)

343 Henry needs like 6 steps north and south to suddenly accelerate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:37 PM (rwI+c)

344 It's like his first gear is low but second is high.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:38 PM (rwI+c)

345 It's Chubb time for Georgia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:39 PM (rwI+c)

346 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 03, 2015 04:37 PM (vsbNu)
No no no, it's

MATT DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!! at October 03, 2015 04:39 PM (uZNvH)

347 man the huskers are looking pretty crappy

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 03, 2015 04:42 PM (uZNvH)

348 345 It's Chubb time for Georgia.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:39 PM (rwI+c)

--It should be. They're trying to be too pass-happy.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:42 PM (vsbNu)

349 Duke up 9-0 over BC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 03, 2015 04:43 PM (2cS/G)

350 CNN interviewing the shooters white dad, while dad reads from the script they gave him, in which he rails about thirteen guns.

Will they cut to mom next?

Shooter never ever lived with dad.

Conversation between anchor and interviewer after the clip reveals clip was a cut from an interview that was far far longer than the edited piece shown.

What made it to the screen was exactly what CNN wanted.

"Something must be done! Guns are too easy to get!"

And now they are blathering on with more.

Posted by: Whatnot at October 03, 2015 04:44 PM (gzaWc)

351 --It should be. They're trying to be too pass-happy.

Is he hurt?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:44 PM (rwI+c)

352 Effin Kiffin

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:46 PM (rwI+c)

353 351 --It should be. They're trying to be too pass-happy.

Is he hurt?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:44 PM (rwI+c)

--No he's fine. He's just not getting the ball enough.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:46 PM (vsbNu)

354 ***"Conversation between anchor and interviewer after the clip reveals clip was a cut from an interview that was far far longer than the edited piece shown."***

Well, I've learned that since it's edited, it's quite obviously false.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:47 PM (Wckf4)

355 The young receivers for Alabama need lots of work. Like Julio was as a freshman. Good runners, good leapers but can't bring the ball down with contact.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:48 PM (rwI+c)

356 Bama's still got a pretty good run D. They stifled Wisconsin's star back.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:49 PM (Wckf4)

357 The only one that can take a lick is Richard Mullaney, and he's a senior transfer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:50 PM (rwI+c)

358 ha!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:50 PM (rwI+c)

359 Shit, blocked punt for TD by 'Bama.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:51 PM (vsbNu)

360 Wow

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:51 PM (Wckf4)

361 TD Alabama .

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:51 PM (rwI+c)

362 Texas Rangers having a rerun of their World Series collapse, had a 4 run lead going into the 9th against the Angels, all they had to do was hold it and they're AL West Champs, but it's tied now.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 04:51 PM (VviqM)

363 Don't turn the ball over five times and you have a chance to win.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:51 PM (rwI+c)

364 Still drizzling here in Athens.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 03, 2015 04:53 PM (GdFQh)

365 And the Angels take a 1 run lead, complete collapse.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 04:53 PM (VviqM)

366
The blockers were very close to the kicker and that isn't fair.

Posted by: Modern Man Joe Biden at October 03, 2015 04:54 PM (OiFtZ)

367 Heh, in the "2 Talented 2 B Burgerz" Chick Fil-A ad, the CC simply reads, "(Annoying band plays)"

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:54 PM (vsbNu)

368 Roughing the snapper? How long have linemen been protected players? They have to be in contact, ridiculous.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 04:22 PM (VviqM)

Something about the snapper being considered defenseless while snapping, and/or giving some kind of count before going through him, or something.

Posted by: Blano at October 03, 2015 04:54 PM (heN73)

369 Another 3-and-out by Georgia.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:56 PM (vsbNu)

370 Hmm. Bama's gonna get the ball back with 4:00 in the half.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:56 PM (rwI+c)

371 Quick strike TD by 'Bama.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 04:57 PM (vsbNu)

372 This is fixin' to just get ugly for UGA.

Posted by: Country Singer at October 03, 2015 04:57 PM (nL0sw)

373 Nice pass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:57 PM (rwI+c)

374 UgliER for Georgia you mean.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 04:58 PM (Wckf4)

375
There were allegedly 10 to 15 terrorists in the Kunduz hospital when it was struck:

http://goo.gl/tObwq0

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 04:58 PM (iQIUe)

376 Where the hell was this Coker against Ole Miss?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 04:59 PM (rwI+c)

377
When I'm president. At halftime, we will add both teams scores, divide by two, and start the 2nd half even for both teams. That's the only fair thing to do.

Posted by: Sir Rodham Rodham at October 03, 2015 05:00 PM (OiFtZ)

378 I guess Georgia has no Nkemdiche to hurry Coker into bad decisions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:00 PM (rwI+c)

379 That Robert Nkemdiche is just unblockable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:00 PM (rwI+c)

380 There's Chubb.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:01 PM (rwI+c)

381 Chubb seems to be a rhythm runner, needs double-digit carries to get big chunks of yardage.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:02 PM (vsbNu)

382 Bama with their RB stable.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 05:02 PM (Wckf4)

383 Stand on their necks, boys!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:03 PM (rwI+c)

384 Duke goes into halftime up 9-0 on BC. The Eagles' QB duo of Jeff Smith and Troy Flutie is a combined 0-of-9 passing, but BC is winning the rushing battle without Jon Hilliman, 100-17.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 03, 2015 05:04 PM (2cS/G)

385 Last season Georgia used Todd Gurley on kick returns. I wonder if they've considered using Chubb the same way.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:07 PM (vsbNu)

386 I wonder if the Treehouse is about to backpedal on the photoshop. I requested provenience on the photo since I couldn't find it anywhere and went into moderation, and now it's deleted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:11 PM (rwI+c)

387 My comment is deleted, if that wasn't clear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:12 PM (rwI+c)

388 What, Madam Secretary actually made it to a second season?

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:13 PM (vsbNu)

389 What, Madam Secretary actually made it to a second season?

And apparently becomes President. In-Kind Contribution.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:14 PM (rwI+c)

390 Wow, Ohio State down at the half!

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:20 PM (vsbNu)

391 387 My comment is deleted, if that wasn't clear.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:12 PM (rwI+c)

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If your initials are s.c., no it wasnt.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 05:21 PM (iQIUe)

392 Don't tell me everyone went to the gardening thread.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:22 PM (vsbNu)

393 392 Don't tell me everyone went to the gardening thread.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:22 PM (vsbNu)

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That's where the hoes are.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 05:23 PM (iQIUe)

394 Yeah, up there with all the Modern Men.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 03, 2015 05:26 PM (Wckf4)

395 Roll Tide!

Posted by: BamaBoy at October 03, 2015 05:27 PM (LUgeY)

396 If your initials are s.c., no it wasnt.

TT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:34 PM (rwI+c)

397 Ah, they're up to Uga IX.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:36 PM (vsbNu)

398 Well, 'Bama now has a TD in all three phases of the game.

Uga IX should be puking now.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:40 PM (vsbNu)

399 Eddie Jackson is so much better as a safety than he was as a CB.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:44 PM (rwI+c)

400 Zeke Elliot finally gets a big run.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 03, 2015 05:47 PM (zt+N6)

401 Uga IX is in his doghouse, thinking "I ain't watching no more of this shitty game."

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:51 PM (vsbNu)

402 For one quarter and a half, this was a tight game, and since then Georgia has just sucked in every way (and 'Bama has done the opposite).

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 05:53 PM (vsbNu)

403 I root for Bama, cuz my daughter and my money go there, but this is getting embarassing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 03, 2015 05:54 PM (cygkw)

404 BC down 9-7 in the fourth quarter, Troy Flutie 66 yard TD pass.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 03, 2015 05:56 PM (2cS/G)

405 and yet and yet. 5 effin turnovers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 05:56 PM (rwI+c)

406 "One thing about a reactionary President, we don't eat health foods. Last President we didn't have lunch, we grazed." - Heywood Floyd's replacement as NCA chairman as they sit outside the White House discussing Discovery's erratic orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2015 05:56 PM (Kr0Gx)

407 Injured line judge in the FSU-Wake game.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:03 PM (vsbNu)

408 It is really pouring down in Athens.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:10 PM (rwI+c)

409 Georgia is going to get a steady diet of runningbacks now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:11 PM (rwI+c)

410 408 It is really pouring down in Athens.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:10 PM (rwI+c)

--Only the diehardest of Georgia fans are still in the stands.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:11 PM (vsbNu)

411 Indiana just took the lead again.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:12 PM (vsbNu)

412 I getting the impression that the ball is slippery.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:16 PM (rwI+c)

413 The Losers are beating Ohio State.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2015 06:20 PM (Dsvnk)

414 Chubb!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:20 PM (rwI+c)

415 >>The Losers are beating Ohio State.

Not anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2015 06:22 PM (/tuJf)

416 4th and 1 and they run it 60 Yards for a TD. Heh.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 06:22 PM (ze/SF)

417 Ohio State is reminding me of Florida State last year: Their championship-winning quarterback is not taking as good care of the ball as in the prior season, and they're squeaking by obviously inferior teams and letting those opponents hang on for too long. It remains to be seen how they'll far once they meet a team on their level. Will Michigan State be like Oregon last year to FSU?

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:23 PM (vsbNu)

418 And Chubb's 100-yard game streak remains intact. Tied with Herschel Walker for school record.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:26 PM (vsbNu)

419 @417 logprof

I think Meyer is trying to make Jones into a leader, but he doesn't have what it takes (turnovers and ball handling leaves alot to be desired) and it is costing us. The offensive line seems to sleep through the first half before they can execute. The Buckeyes are beatable and they need to get their act together before November.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 06:32 PM (ze/SF)

420
I think Meyer is trying to make Jones into a leader, but he doesn't have what it takes (turnovers and ball handling leaves alot to be desired) and it is costing us. The offensive line seems to sleep through the first half before they can execute. The Buckeyes are beatable and they need to get their act together before November.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 06:32 PM (ze/SF)

--Yup, Michigan State is no longer just a defensive team. Sure, they almost lost to Purdue but they've laso been tested by better opponents unlike Ohio State.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:38 PM (vsbNu)

421 Its like Meyer doesn't know which way to go. Earlier games the passing game was doing nothing but it seemed like he refused to pound the ball up the middle. This game the Hoosiers are all about stopping the run, so they should have taken a few more passing shots earlier than what they did. Luckily Elliot did get two huge runs. But maybe those could have happened sooner.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 06:38 PM (zt+N6)

422 And the third turnover of the day.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 06:40 PM (ze/SF)

423 Speaking of FSU and letting weak opponents hang around, Wake still has a chance to tie this game up.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:40 PM (vsbNu)

424 OSU is in the catbird seat at #1. They may not even have any ranked opponents on there schedule if Michigan State and Michigan falter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:41 PM (rwI+c)

425 Whew, FSU dodges another bullet.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:44 PM (vsbNu)

426 Ugh. OSU should not be ranked No. 1. They should be blowing their opponents out of the water, but the barely hang on to win against MAC teams.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 03, 2015 06:49 PM (ze/SF)

427 Um ... when does Ohio State start kicking snot now?

Posted by: Skinny legs Payton Manning at October 03, 2015 06:51 PM (ZWRoJ)

428 Wow, it's going to be Elliott vs. Fournette for the Heisman.

Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 06:53 PM (vsbNu)

429
I'm watching an Israeli mini series. One family had this strange contraption in the kitchen that I thought made tea or something. Later, I see drip drip drip of clear liquid coming out and the father putting it into clear glass jugs.

So, it's got to be a still.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 06:59 PM (iQIUe)

430

Hey Bulldogs! Hey Bulldogs! Hey Bulldogs!
We just beat the hell out of you!
Rammer Jammer, Yellowhammer, give 'em hell, Alabama!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 06:59 PM (rwI+c)

431 Well I figure SECSPN was all set to have Ohio State drop to #2 after N. Illinois and put Alabama at #1 but then they went and lost to Ole Miss.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2015 07:02 PM (zt+N6)

432 Further research tells me that it may be Arak which is 45-65% alcohol and is drunk all over the middle east. In fact, I think I had some at an Armenian restaurant. So, why can they make safe booze to drink and we cant?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 03, 2015 07:02 PM (iQIUe)

433 Navy is 4-0.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at October 03, 2015 07:04 PM (jqHOY)

434 Roll Tide!

I sure wish they'd had today's game two weeks ago. At least they should climb back into the Top Ten.

Posted by: BamaBoy at October 03, 2015 07:10 PM (LUgeY)

435 Let's see how long it takes for Mrs VIA to get home from the Navy game.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 03, 2015 07:20 PM (VPLuQ)

436 Florida is just smiting Ole Miss. 25-0

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)

437 No skunk! FG Ole Miss 25-3 Florida

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 09:08 PM (rwI+c)

438 More like a near death experience for Ohio State.

Go Wildcats! Beat Minnesota like a rented mule.

Posted by: Saml Adams at October 03, 2015 09:41 PM (pJM/D)

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