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Overnight Open Thread (3 Oct 2015)
Illegal Alien Crime Numbers
Here are some numbers on crimes committed by illegal aliens. Funny we don't see the President pontificating on this violence.approximately 11.7 million illegal immigrants account for about 13.6 percent of all crimes committed in the country. Nearly 12 percent of murder sentences are credited to illegal immigrants, as well as 20 percent of kidnapping sentences and 16 percent of drug trafficking sentences. Additionally, there are about 2.1 million legal or illegal immigrants living in the US with criminal convictions that are either in prison and being paid for by the American taxpayer or living free. And each year, approximately 900,000 legal and illegal immigrants are arrested, while another 700,000 are released from prison.
I'm sure the true number is higher. You're still more likely to be killed by a drunk drivin' illegal than someone with a gun. Bathroom Issues This is what happens when you coddle mental disorders and attempt to mainstream them. California mom claims REI booted her for complaining about a man in the girls restroom. Related. Is it sexual assault to force a woman to shower alongside the transgendered? Terminator/Hungry Like A Wolf Not quite up to Weird Al's ability.
Labor guesses at a good portion of the jobs it says are created most months. The guesses at these phantom jobs make spring figures look better than they really are and summer figures look worse.ISIS Theme Parks ISIS have opened two theme parks for young children. Pop quiz time. How well do you know ISIS? Figure-8 Racing
The phantom jobs are those mostly small-business jobs Labor believes have been created - but they can't prove have been created.
Labor adds lots of these phantom jobs in the spring - and less of them in the summer.
In some months, phantom jobs have to be removed. In the September report, for instance, Labor subtracted 34,000 phantom jobs from its total.
1. Burn Due to Water Skis on Fire (V91.07X)Most Dangerous Cities In America The most dangerous cities in America.
2. Other Contact With Pig (W55.49X)
3. Problems in Relationship With In-Laws (Z63.1)
4. Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)
5. Fall On Board Merchant Ship (V93.30X)
6. Unspecified Place in Prison as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.149)
7. Opera House as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.253)
8. Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment (X52.XXX)
9. Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA)
10. Bizarre Personal Appearance (R46.1)
1. Detroit, Michigan
- Violent crimes per 100,000: 1,989
- 2014 murders: 298
- Population: 684,694
- Poverty rate: 39.3%
The other 9 cities were Memphis, Oakland, St. Louis, Birmingham, Milwaukee, Little Rock, Baltimore, Cleveland, and Stockton. Hmmm. All Democrat bastions no? Islam In America Jake Tapper is delusional if he thinks there aren't any muslim-Americans who want to Islamize America.
If Tapper did a little independent research he'd quickly find that America's most respected Islamic leaders and scholars also want theocracy, not democracy, and even advocate trading the Constitution for the Quran.Facebook Merkel and Zuckerberg caught on live mic conspiring to censor resistance to muslim invasion. Cat Video
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2015 09:48 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BacktoGA at October 03, 2015 09:48 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: BacktoGA at October 03, 2015 09:49 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 09:50 PM (EzgxV)
We're number 1! We're number 1!
A significant branch of my family grew up there and fled during the white flight of the 80's during Coleman Young's (may he rot in hell) reign.
I used to defend it in my youthful, stupid liberal days. But Detroit's a 3rd world shithole. Let it burn.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: Billy Bhuddist at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (8CdUx)
who the fuck kidnaps any more?
the FBI killed kidnapping in the 1930's
Posted by: Jake at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (mLRiC)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: freaked at October 03, 2015 09:54 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 09:54 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: Jake at October 03, 2015 09:54 PM (mLRiC)
Participants of bicyclists who "reclaim" the streets (by violating traffic laws) in San Francisco (of course) have demonstrated that those who embrace "non-violence" achieve such lofty goals by... violence.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9855
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 03, 2015 09:55 PM (vBeA5)
the FBI killed kidnapping in the 1930's
Posted by: Jake at October 03, 2015 09:53 PM (mLRiC)
I hear it's real big in Mexico.
Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 09:55 PM (sdi6R)
So, knock on wood, doesn't look like it's going to be another "100 years" rain like we had back in the 90s here, where I had to empty the rain gauge 3 times in one night.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)
And remember everyone, as bleak as it may seem, at least no one is filling out your emergency medical chart with medical code "Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 09:56 PM (AC0lD)
The unemployment rate will be the lowest ever when obama leaves.
It's nice when you control the information, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 09:56 PM (2SXh/)
Our leaders are traitorous shits who have no problem with harm or destruction visited on their own people. Karma, please do your thing.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 09:57 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2015 09:57 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Arthur Carlson at October 03, 2015 09:58 PM (zyIlW)
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/16/books/16masl.html?_r=0
"AK-47's and suicide belts for children"
(And this was, note, a moderate islamic-republic. Like Erdogan's Turkey. Or Iran in the 1990s.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 09:58 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 03, 2015 09:58 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 09:58 PM (2SXh/)
I hope we can leave all of the "poop" talk behind in the last thread.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2015 09:57 PM (EHU9F)
When I was a computer consultant, we had a project called "S.C.A.T." I guess I was the only one who got it but could never suggest a name change.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 09:59 PM (AC0lD)
ICYMI: the 2015 SW Ohio is mere weeks away:
Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).
Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).
Thanks!
Posted by: speedster1 at October 03, 2015 10:00 PM (1brdf)
But dammit, they edited out the butt slapping. The showed a shapely jumping ass, but no butt smack.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 10:00 PM (dvuhZ)
It's not Maet. Apart from the byline, you can tell be the blue subheadings.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:00 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 10:00 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 09:55 PM (dvuhZ)
I just peeked outside of my apartment and my immediate area looks okay. Nevertheless, other areas in Charleston are experiencing some awful flooding. I may as well put in a telework request for Monday as we're expected to have ~4" of additional rain tomorrow.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 03, 2015 10:02 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Charlie X at October 03, 2015 10:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2015 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:03 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Lea at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (er4UR)
Posted by: Country Bumpkin at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (XCiXP)
That's mostly the leaders (because they stand to benefit) and the Muslim teenaged boys (because teenaged boys are gonna teenaged boy).
http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/islam-the-future-of-tolerance
Mind you, cynical leaders leading teenaged Arabs on battle-raids is kind of how Islam started out in the first place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2015 10:04 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Less Nessman, at WKRP in Cincinnati at October 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:05 PM (ZDw7Z)
I've seen a picture from 1916 in which the water was high enough to almost cover the driving wheels of a steam locomotive sitting in the rail yard.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 03, 2015 10:05 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: yoptvoimat at October 03, 2015 10:06 PM (Q4sxC)
Posted by: The Chicken at October 03, 2015 10:06 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:06 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (vsbNu)
Absolute idiots came up with these.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (AeDcK)
The current flood is because of CO2 or something.
/s
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (zyIlW)
Maybe modify it to lips that touch those butts won't touch ours in this case. Well, my lips want to touch those smacked butts, not yours, prudes.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (dvuhZ)
The po-po can always find you since money is easy to track
Posted by: Jake at October 03, 2015 10:08 PM (mLRiC)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:09 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 03, 2015 10:09 PM (GdFQh)
I skipped the Biden quote because, fuck it, Biden, and irrelevant to ISIS itself. Unfair question, jerkoffs. Also I'd estimated that thousands of Americans had joined; the quiz said, no, much less than that. Hmm. I wonder.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:09 PM (aLXXe)
called "S.C.A.T." I guess I was the only one who got it but could never
suggest a name change.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 03, 2015 09:59 PM (AC0lD)<<<
We don't get it?!
Oh, and can we interest you in an all new SCAT Pack Challenger?
Posted by: Dodge at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (ifEqP)
Top ten baby!! Go LR.
Posted by: Lea at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (er4UR)
What fraction are legal vs illegal?
In whatever case, 900,000 is how many divisions?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Jake at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (mLRiC)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:11 PM (vsbNu)
heheheheh eh heheh... you said "wet balls"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at October 03, 2015 10:12 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: BacktoGA at October 03, 2015 10:12 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: CDR M at October 03, 2015 10:13 PM (TWXpK)
Fair and balanced, that's me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2015 10:13 PM (gyKtp)
Our leaders are traitorous shits who have no problem with harm or destruction visited on their own people. Karma, please do your thing.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 09:57 PM (O96tM)
You just don't get it, do you? People, real people, have to do the heavy lifting. Then I get to point and laugh.
Posted by: Karma at October 03, 2015 10:13 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)
*****
We were just in the pool!
Posted by: Notre Dame at October 03, 2015 10:14 PM (ZDw7Z)
I get the impression this pope would rather David Bowie had taken it all, nttiatwwt
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:14 PM (aLXXe)
This is what happens when you coddle mental disorders and attempt to mainstream them.California mom claims REI booted her for complaining about a man in the girls restroom.
Related. Is it sexual assault to force a woman to shower alongside the transgendered
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I am so sick of hearing about trannies and their doth-protest-too-much bathroom/lockerroom obsession. It's petty and inconsiderate. One might almost say, unmanly.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:14 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 10:14 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 10:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:15 PM (gmaUh)
Absolute idiots came up with these.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:07 PM (AeDcK)
*****
Are these in addition to CPT Codes, or a replacement for them?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:15 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (Dsvnk)
Fair and balanced, that's me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2015 10:13 PM (gyKtp)
--Are you kidding? Criss-Cross Crash was a fun Hot Wheels set.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: WKRP at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Ralph at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: how bout them Gators at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (3MNCs)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (Dsvnk)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzWc3Xl4B0
Posted by: RattleHat at October 03, 2015 10:17 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:18 PM (uZNvH)
Staples will close for Thanksgiving this year, which is, evidently, big news in the business world. Staples said they'd open early on black Friday at 6am.
But that's not enough for stores such as Best Buy and Target which will continue to have open hours on our national holiday.
You have to be ten kinds of asshole to participate in these bullshit Black Friday sales. I don't know who I hate more, the customers or the stores.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:18 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA) at October 03, 2015 10:18 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Sixkiller at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (bfpzm)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Romanos IV Diogenes at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (aLXXe)
And Apple continues that tech branch to this day.
Proprietary, over priced tech stolen from other sources.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (x3GpS)
What about struck by a laden swallow? Especially if it is heavily laden. These codes are speciesist.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (gyKtp)
Fuck yeah.
"Yeah, I'm taking the S.H.I.T. today."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:16 PM (zyIlW)
BTW, heard from your BF, lately? I was on an English news website and they had flooding pictures from Virginia Beach and Norfolk.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: holygoat at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM (aXyCW)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:20 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:20 PM (AeDcK)
It wasn't too long ago when malls across the country were dead quiet during normal working hours. Today, you drive by a mall on a weekday at noon, the parking lots are half full. Traffic is heavy all day long.
You go to a gym at noon and theyre packed. People don't work anymore. They shop. Where are they getting all this spending money??
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:20 PM (2SXh/)
I think if Pittsburgh loses tomorrow and the Cubs win, then the Cubs will have home field advantage on Wednesday night, since the Cubs won tonight and the Pirates lost and only one game separates them in the Wild Card. Is that right? It's been so long since baseball stats meant anything around these parts that my ball-math doesn't work good.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:21 PM (dFi94)
Obama to go on TV and advocate for more illegal alien control in.5.4,3
Posted by: The Voices Are Telling Me- More Ambien at October 03, 2015 10:21 PM (CcpOY)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:21 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:22 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:22 PM (vsbNu)
You go to a gym at noon and theyre packed. People don't work anymore. They shop. Where are they getting all this spending money??
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:20 PM (2SXh/)
Why, hello there!
Posted by: EBT at October 03, 2015 10:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:18 PM (2SXh/)
You can hate them both equally like I do.
Posted by: cm9000 at October 03, 2015 10:23 PM (2TUVm)
chemjeff, did the Huskers win today? (Not trying to needle you if they lost, but just too lazy to look it up.)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:20 PM (vsbNu)
No, they lost to fkn Illinois, 14-13
ugh, they probably won't even make it to a bowl game this year
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:23 PM (uZNvH)
That's actually our true problem in today's world, No Frontiers for testosterone drenched young men and loser with no skills can go to prove themselves and have a chance to be productive for the race and maybe even prove worthy of being allowed to breed through either discovery or perseverance under extreme circumstances (always a good species trait to have in the gene pool).
Note how we don't degrade into peace and serenity. No we degrade into extreme privation and violence.
When the gene pool gets murky, Mother Nature whips out the nasty stuff to get us back on our toes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:24 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at October 03, 2015 10:25 PM (Zy+ZM)
Posted by: Gary Coleman at October 03, 2015 10:26 PM (XCiXP)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:18 PM (2SXh/)
--Why would anyone want to leave loads of football and a pleasant turkey coma to engage in aggressive shopping?
Then again, my dysfunctional family has gone to see a movie on Christmas Day a few times, so who am I to judge?
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:26 PM (vsbNu)
They'd come in, shuffle around, and then when the clock struck twelve, they'd head to the checkout with a cart full of the shit they needed, including baby formula and toilet paper and all that shit.
Anyone who believes the economic number lies need only look at shit like this which tells another tale.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 10:26 PM (dvuhZ)
Geez don't anybody watch COPS anymore?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:27 PM (x3GpS)
Even got sunshine earlier, but raining on and off.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:21 PM (zyIlW)
98 Cooth, Chi checked in on the prior thread. My family there said there was some flooding, but nothing serious.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:22 PM (vsbNu)
Yeah, normally I figure things are gettin' on....but then flooding pictures on the Daily Mail.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 10:27 PM (EzgxV)
Fair and balanced, that's me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2015 10:13 PM (gyKtp)
I remember seeing figure-8 racing with school buses at a track in Washington. Usually, it's beaters. They don't go very fast. A few good wrecks, but not life-threatening. Fun for both the drivers and spectators.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 10:27 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:27 PM (AeDcK)
Poop. Behind. *snicker*
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
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The poop comments were all off topic, hence they were just a waste of time. One piece, of advice: if you feel the urge to make a poop comment, just hold it in, else ideally you should be relieved of your commenting privilege.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:28 PM (O96tM)
Common decency and sanity went out the window.
Posted by: Just Some Guys In Black at October 03, 2015 10:29 PM (hVdx9)
Well, logprof, Christmas Day kinda ends at about 4pm.
Christmas Eve and Christmas morning is the holiday for most people. By 4pm people have had enough and want to resume normal life.
I went to see The Godfather Part III when it opened on Christmas back in 1990, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:29 PM (2SXh/)
The days vary but they spread them around so as to not strain the system.
Same as with Soc. Sec., the day you get your SS Deposit varies depending on your (name or number I forget cause I'm in a special category that always gets it on the 3rd unless that's a weekend)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:29 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:29 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: mpfs
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Seconded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 10:30 PM (+c55T)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:30 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: rickl at October 03, 2015 09:55 PM (sdi6R)
It huge in Mexico and it's making a comeback here due to the joys of Hispanic diversity. When there are several kidnappings happening everyday, the FBI will be swamped.
Posted by: WOPR at October 03, 2015 10:30 PM (9SbHi)
Posted by: Gary Coleman at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (XCiXP)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (NeFrd)
Oh, one Christmas I spent in Florida with the folks. All the kids came down. It was the last time we all did that.
Anyway, Christmas night we went to the movies to see, I think, The Relic, starring Mira Servino. Heh, it was a horror flick. Not very Christmassy.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 10:31 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: WOPR at October 03, 2015 10:32 PM (9SbHi)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:32 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:32 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:28 PM (O96tM)
poopyhead!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 10:32 PM (0yhH4)
I wish they would bring back Blue Laws. Sundays used to be quiet and time for family.
=================================
I remember the first time my mother took me to a shopping center on a Sunday. I thought we'd both burst into flames. The next time we tried to do it, my dad took some kinda thingey out from under the hood of the car so it wouldn't go. We had to come back in, then he made me pull weeds.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:33 PM (dFi94)
ISIS theme parks
They've got some really interest rides and attractions:
Kill the infidel
Throwing gays off buildings ride
The beheading booth
Time travel back to the 7th century ride
Goat buggering contests
Bring the whole family for the day!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:33 PM (DiZBp)
You want the government to tell you when you can and cannot shop or sell? Perhaps when sharia law takes over you will get your wish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (ucDmr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4wYOxe8HFE
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (aLXXe)
The Relic starred Penelope Ann Miller. In a miniskirt and tight top, IIRC, and think I do.
Posted by: leg man at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (8MzU6)
In the AL if the Jays and the Royals have tied records, the Jays will be treated as the winners because we beat them more often in the regular season.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (gmaUh)
My, my, this here Anakin guy,
May be Vader some day later,
But now he's just a small fry.
Left his home and kissed his Mama goobye,
Saying, "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (dvuhZ)
Larry Correia's fisking of Modern Man on the sidebar is epic.
"Wrongfun" is queued up to become part of my vocabulary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: mpfs
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Seconded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 10:30 PM (+c55T)
****
Why would Blue laws be required for any of this to still happen?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:29
Payment date is now determined by date of birth. If you're paid on the third you must have started some time ago.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (CcpOY)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (AeDcK)
movies opening this Christmas Day:
the remake of Point Break
Will Smith's Concussion
Tarantino's Hateful 8, starring Kurt Russell, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Michael Madsen, Zoe Bell, Tim Roth, Bruce Dern, Demian Bichir, Walton Goggins
Star Whores 7 opens the week before Christmas.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: WOPR at October 03, 2015 10:32 PM (9SbHi)
--Weird Al also has the right touch with putting goofy sound effects in his songs a la Spike Jones.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (vsbNu)
I remember Minnesota Fabrics was never open on Sunday. Lots of stores weren't. They had those big cages that went over their doors. Now I guess it's down to Hobby Lobby and Chik-fil-A.
I think when Sam Walton started his chain, they were closed on Sundays. Now I don't think they even close on Christmas, do they?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (dFi94)
First it was TV. Ever notice people could be in a room talking and someone turns on the TV and everyone stops to watch?
Then they expanded that to games, then the internet, then phones and now we spend our time surrounded by people while we interact with people miles away.
No one looks up anymore.
Except me cause if I even carry my cell, it's off and used only in an actual emergency. I feel like the guy in They Live cause everyone's walking around texting or playing a game.
And that's the one driving the cars. No wonder self driving cars is becoming a thing. No one wants to take their eyes off the screen.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!! (*snerk snark*)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:37 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bill Burr, Figure-8 Racer making a grocery run at October 03, 2015 10:37 PM (4pTOn)
It just might knock some sense into our current society.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:38 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:38 PM (aLXXe)
regular season games against each other is treated as first.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:35 PM (gmaUh)
=========================
Thanks Andy! So you have a team in the hunt too, eh? Good luck!
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:39 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:39 PM (gmaUh)
You're right, Mira Servino wasn't in Relic Hunter. But I do remember Mrs Roper being in it.
I was like Is that Mrs Roper?? My sister was like OMG yeah!!
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:39 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:38 PM (AeDcK)
That would take a lot of knocking.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:39 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (dFi94)
*****
Nope. Most Superstores are 24/7/365. I wonder if they even know who has the keys to the place. Kinda like Waffle Houses.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (ZDw7Z)
"We need to bring back blue laws!"
A little bit of a disconnect there...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (9jeGC)
You're sign in stuff and a list of all your nics is kept in a cookie. If your phone doesn't save cookies then you're screwed I guess.
if it does make sure it saves the ones that end in mu.nu. the domain name varies I think but the TL names are mu.nu
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:41 PM (vsbNu)
134 why do i have to sign in every time i come here. fuck you apple.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (ucDmr)
That happened to me yesterday, too. I have no idea why it started and I have no idea why it ended.
There are things that the "intuitively obvious" Apple OSes do that make me want to throat punch somebody. What I think are simple swipes on the screen wind up changing the arrangement and / or sizes of windows that I in no way wanted. "Who the fuck thought THAT was a reasonable thing to do?" is my usual outburst whenever those gotchas strike me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 10:41 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:41 PM (dFi94)
I remember Minnesota Fabrics was never open on Sunday. Lots of stores weren't. They had those big cages that went over their doors. Now I guess it's down to Hobby Lobby and Chik-fil-A.
I think when Sam Walton started his chain, they were closed on Sundays. Now I don't think they even close on Christmas, do they?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:36 PM (dFi94)
I suspect that Wal-Mart, like cockroaches, would continue to operate through a nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (EzgxV)
I was like Is that Mrs Roper?? My sister was like OMG yeah!!
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:39 PM
Is it still "The Relic' you're referring to? The Peter Hyams horror/thriller with Tom Sizemore?
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (EWg9n)
Commerce can be grotesque and uncouth, sometimes.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: Black Eyed Peas at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (ZDw7Z)
Luftwaffle Haus is my favorite place to get a breakfast colonic, scattered, all the way!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (4pTOn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:38 PM (aLXXe)
So, it's about a little prick then...
Posted by: That Albino Guy... at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: Barack Obama, A Modern Man at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (voZKo)
It just might knock some sense into our current society.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:38 PM (AeDcK)
****
I see this as taking the easy way out. I grew up around Chicago with no Blue laws of any kind, and Sunday was always treated as family day.
Laws are not required to make this happen, and to advocate for such is disturbing, to say the least.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: ISIS theme park attractions at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: Reggie in Love! at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (gwG9s)
Oh okay, I got The Relic confused with Mimic, which came out also in 1997 and starred Mira Servino.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (2SXh/)
The Jays blew it when they decided to use the B squad players against the Orioles in game three of the four. They lost 6-4 IIRC in a game they should have been playing to win and not "resting" the best players for the postseason. They should have won all or 3 of the 4 versus the Orioles first and then rested guys for the postseason versus the Rays, who beat us tonight in the 9th.
Dicks. They never listen to me as I scream at the TV set!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (gmaUh)
I remember watching that on Sunday mornings when I was a kid, it was part of an hour long kids show that was hosted by the guy who did the sports for the network the rest of the week, always felt like they threw the show together at the last minute with a budget of $5, but it was always fun to watch.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:45 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:45 PM (vsbNu)
"You must be this tall to shag the sheep!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 03, 2015 10:45 PM (ftVQq)
Mother f'ers!
Also, I just purchased an AR-15 today too.
Posted by: Just Some Guys In Black at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: NASA at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (ifEqP)
"We need to bring back blue laws!"
A little bit of a disconnect there...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (zyIlW)
******
This. Thank you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (ZDw7Z)
I think I'm all grown up... sniff.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (AeDcK)
The purpose of the Blue Laws was to encourage you to go to church on Sunday, like you're supposed to dammit.
The Supreme Court even upheld them and not a violation of the Establishment Clause because of the "secular rationale". One such rationale was to provide a day of rest for all citizens, regardless of religious affiliation.
Yep, and gay marriage is in there too.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:40 PM (ZDw7Z)
Wally World at 2am. Now THAT is entertainment.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Old Fogey at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (XCiXP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM
It's actually pretty good. Much better than it has any right to be. Good solid chessy monster flick that hits all the right notes. It has had a problem with tranfers to dvd/digital though... way too dark to see what the hell is going on. The theatrical film and VHS transfers were fine, though.
Posted by: otho at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (4pTOn)
The panzercakes and breakfast stukauges are yummy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (DiZBp)
Sundays TV of yore?
Who remembers Insight?
It was the drama produced by Jesuits or something. Each week would star a different celebrity with a story about a person's relationship with God.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (2SXh/)
When Mercer, roach-o-phobe, goes down to his reward they'll be playing that a lot in his cell.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (zyIlW)
Laws are not required to make this happen, and to advocate for such is disturbing, to say the least.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (ZDw7Z)
This. I am in no mood to legislate religious observances with Mohammadists running around. The temperance kooks gave enough $ to the mob with their shenanigans already this past century. If you don't want shopping on Sunday, don't shop on Sunday and open a store and observe the sabbath.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (4pTOn)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:44 PM (gmaUh)
========================
Well, hope springs eternal. You never know. You still have an outside shot at it. I have learned to look for any tiny teensy weensy glimmer of a whisper of hope for years and years. Being a Cubs fan and all.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (dFi94)
It's the first commandment for a reason.
If you ain't respecting God then you ain't gonna respect the other nine.
And a "god" can be anything that you worship.
tv, phone, girl/boy friend, dog, house, country, etc.
God's first.
No wonder we're in the shitter.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (4pTOn)
*****
It actually is my favorite breakfast place, when I have time to sit down in a restaurant for a meal.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (gmaUh)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (NeFrd)
The panzercakes and breakfast stukauges are yummy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (DiZBp)
I'm going to have to remember this.
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (4pTOn)
More because the base of "secular" leftism were New England Puritans by culture... or so some say.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (aLXXe)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (vsbNu)
https://twitter.com/stranahan/status/439790271295791104
(H/T Instapundit)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (gmaUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 10:34 PM (W5DcG)
Oh, come on, this response to any sort of wish for having a culture is petty. If you don't support nudie bars you want sharia law is the same sort of logic.
Posted by: WOPR at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (9SbHi)
Doin' good.
My Raiders are experiencing a strange lovefest with the MFM, which as nice as it is, it's very disturbing.
Especially with us as a road favorite for the second week.
Against the Bears.
Denver at home next week.
Strange days indeed.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (AeDcK)
******
I'll bet. The 24/7 stuff sounds like it would be pretty distressing for you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (ZDw7Z)
It was the drama produced by Jesuits or something. Each week would
star a different celebrity with a story about a person's relationship
with God.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (2SXh/)
============================
I don't remember that one, but I do remember - eh! - dang my non-memory, was it Bishop Fulton Sheen or something?
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (AeDcK)
I normally don't trust all these no-name "doom is coming" website links on Facebook that people share, but here's one that's intriguing: "Weapons that could change geophysical landscape, human DNA coming."
Well duh. All our enemies have to do is invent a "genderqueer ray" that turns all men into Caitlyn Jenner and all women into Rosie O'Donnell and they've won.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (ntObR)
The one here in Killeen is a RIOT. Sometimes, even literally.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (zyIlW)
Haven't had that......yet.
The local one isn't too bad but if I venture to Spotsylvania whoo boy.
The one in Manassas as well. Little Mexico.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:48 PM (AeDcK)
Honestly, I'd love to retire in rural Nevada where I "can see them coming from Miles away," as a friend advised.
Can't stand the humid or the cold, so southwest it is.
Posted by: The Nevada Hat at October 03, 2015 10:51 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:51 PM (9jeGC)
>>>Luftwaffle Haus is my favorite place to get a breakfast colonic, scattered, all the way!
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 10:42 PM (4pTOn)
The panzercakes and breakfast stukauges are yummy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:47 PM (DiZBp)<<<
Those assholes have taken all our waffles!
Posted by: Belgium at October 03, 2015 10:51 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (zyIlW)
No shit. Strange shit indeed.
Raiders fan, huh? You ever wear the spiked shoulder pads?
Uh oh. What did you people do to piss off mpfs?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
--------------
Easily worth the read.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 10:52 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (ntObR)
Too late...
Posted by: The Modern Man arrainging doilies at October 03, 2015 10:52 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:52 PM (zyIlW)
You sound opinion retentive. Very unhealthy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (NeFrd)
One of the stupid commenter tricks I like least is when someone posts a controversial thought-balloon, which then gets popped, is to get publicly offended when the balloon is popped.
YOU CALLED FOR THIS. YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (aLXXe)
Insight: American Roman Catholic religious-themed anthology shedding light on the contemporary search for meaning, freedom, and love.
Ran for 24 years. Stars such as Martin Sheen and even lots of Hollywood Jewish actors would participate. Some of the episodes were powerful and made you think.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (2SXh/)
****
I'll bet you goebbel them right up.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (NeFrd)
*golf clap*
Nice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (AeDcK)
==============================
Night mpfs. You can come to my house any Sunday afternoon you want. I'm always home. Too scared to go to the stores after my childhood trauma and all. Bring food if you come. I don't cook.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (dFi94)
2. Other Contact With Pig (W55.49X)
3. Problems in Relationship With In-Laws (Z63.1)
4. Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)
5. Fall On Board Merchant Ship (V93.30X)
6. Unspecified Place in Prison as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.149)
7. Opera House as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.253)
8. Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment (X52.XXX)
9. Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA)
10. Bizarre Personal Appearance (R46.1)
Interestingly enough, *all 10* of these have happened at some time in the past to Lena Dunham.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 10:53 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:52 PM (zyIlW)
Heh. Par for the course on the internet, moreso around here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 10:54 PM (GEICT)
I wouldn't have recognized a sin if it jumped out of the pew in front of me.
2 hours wasted was my view. Torture on a nice summer day.
God is meant to worshipped in HIS house not in a man's house.
I've felt closer to God in a swamp than I ever did in Church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (x3GpS)
Oh, and some Victoria's Secrets let the men into the dressing rooms so they can help their women shop. Ewwww.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Lea at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (vmMMi)
Yes, someone pining for the olden days is an invitation for a ration of shit..
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:46 PM (9jeGC)
******
No doubt, though I haven't done it for about 20 years or so, because that is when I quit smoking pot.
Ruined those trips for me, it did.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:49 PM (NeFrd)
Hors d'oeuvres must be obeyed at all times!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Barack Obama, A Modern Man
Modern Man sits on the urinal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (W5DcG)
171 The Modern Man is horrified by how exclusionary urinals are.
Posted by: Barack Obama, A Modern Man at October 03, 2015 10:43 PM (voZKo)
My idiotic, shallow and self-absorbed DiL asked on Facebook yesterday, "What happens in men's rooms if a guy sees his boss' junk?"
She got schooled right quick, and not by me (her brother was one of the schoolers). "That NEVER happens unless you INTENDED for it to happen, dumbass!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2015 10:56 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Lea at October 03, 2015 10:56 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: IYKWIMAITYD at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: Charlotte 2x4 at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (zyIlW)
I've felt closer to God in a swamp than I ever did in Church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (x3GpS)
The church ain't four walls and a roof. The four walls and a roof are where the church meets.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Some of you need to cool off. Say what you wish about me, your opinion and your entitled.
Frankly, I don't care.
No ill will here horde. Have at it.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 10:50 PM (ntObR)
It's called Piblic School and it's already here.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:58 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 10:58 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 10:58 PM (9jeGC)
2. Other Contact With Pig (W55.49X)
3. Problems in Relationship With In-Laws (Z63.1)
4. Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)
5. Fall On Board Merchant Ship (V93.30X)
6. Unspecified Place in Prison as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.149)
7. Opera House as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.253)
8. Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment (X52.XXX)
9. Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA)
10. Bizarre Personal Appearance (R46.1)
And yet any doc can tell you that codes that would be useful and make sense are not in this bloated system.
Bicuspid aortic valve - which affects 1% of the adult population is lumped in with congenital aortic valve insufficiency (leak) - a relatively uncommon condition. And so on.
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (28qnN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (NeFrd)
Are you Goering to eat them all?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
I've felt closer to God in a swamp than I ever did in Church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (x3GpS)
Lucky: I worship God wherever I am, whether it's driving my truck, catching a trout, or digging a hole. Wherever I am, that's my church.
Luanne: Oh Lucky, that's beautiful!
Hank: Actually Luanne, it's quite asinine.
Posted by: King of the Hill at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (vsbNu)
---
That commandment no longer applies to Christians. Otherwise it would apply on Saturday, not Sunday.
I don't have a dog in this fight, not being religious, but based on what I've heard conservative, orthodox Christians say over the years, my understanding is that since this command is not reaffirmed in the NT, and Jesus healed on the Sabbath, the command no longer applies. Acts says that Christians worship on the first day of the week, since that was the day of the resurrection, but it does not reinstate the Sabbath.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (O96tM)
"Strangulation by self-aware support hose"
"Donald Trump Hair"
"Warner Bros Cartoon Costume Disease" (no matter how many costumes you take off, you still always have another one on underneath)
"Addiction to Hot Chocolate as made by Pajama Boy"
"You are Michael Moore"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (2SXh/)
*****
The point was that you can create your very own olden days right in your house if you and the rest of the household want to. Every day, as a matter of fact.
The push back came when it was wished that Blue laws were brought back to accomplish this.
And that's when the wheels fell off the bus.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:00 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Jade Sea at October 03, 2015 11:00 PM (28qnN)
Posted by: MTF at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (g8Hfr)
And I mean a REAL education not this stuff they peddle today as "education". More like Indoctrination.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (NaeCR)
The FBI is a lot more interested in killing the Constitution than kidnapping the last 10 years Jake.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:02 PM (g8Hfr)
Panzerwaffles
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 03, 2015 11:02 PM (J3phO)
Having the perfect USA inside your own home isn't good enough for most of us. That's like saying You don't like abortions? Don't have one.
This is my goddam country too and I have as much say in how it's run as anyone else.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:02 PM (2SXh/)
I don't have a dog in this fight, not being religious, but based on what I've heard conservative, orthodox Christians say over the years, my understanding is that since this command is not reaffirmed in the NT, and Jesus healed on the Sabbath, the command no longer applies. Acts says that Christians worship on the first day of the week, since that was the day of the resurrection, but it does not reinstate the Sabbath.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (O96tM)
Um, there is no such thing as a commandment that no longer applies.
Posted by: Blano at October 03, 2015 11:03 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 10:57 PM (NeFrd)
Are you Goering to eat them all?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
I have some gravy for your hot, hot biscuits...
Posted by: Ernst Röhm at October 03, 2015 11:03 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (oQQwD)
Don't they have 'family style' changing rooms?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:03 PM (NaeCR)
Eh, I'd make the argument you could grab an education in High School until probably ~ 1994 or so...
then the last of the people who were already in education by the time the first wave boomers started storming the academic castle were about gone...
the damage done to US public schools in the last 30 years will be understood to be a crime against western civ in a century.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:04 PM (g8Hfr)
Yeah that's what I do. Formulate my philosophy of life from watching a freaking cartoon.
You do know those are real people? And the entire show is a put down of fly over country Americans?
Just checking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:04 PM (x3GpS)
'Family Style' changing rooms at Victoria's Secret?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:04 PM (uZNvH)
I grew up the same way. I miss Sunday dinners with my family. I feel blessed that I grew up at a time with no digital devices, and TV was seriously curtailed.
But blue laws aren't a solution, especially with our current govt "betters".
Here in CenTex (Bell County), no booze, no beer sold on Sundays. Not much of an inconvenience, but from the heavy traffic and packed parking lots at places like the VFW and other place that can sell (by the drink), the blue laws here don't do much.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)
Just the other day I was listening to a program that referenced Eric Liddell, the Scottish runner who refused to race on Sunday during the 1924 Olympics. I found a videotape of the race that he ran instead here. I'd not seen it before.
http://www.ericliddell.org/ericliddell/1924-olympics
Eric Liddell went on to become a missionary to China, where he died in a prison camp.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 11:05 PM (dFi94)
Facebook yesterday, "What happens in men's rooms if a guy sees his boss'
junk?"
She got schooled right quick, and not by me (her brother was one of
the schoolers). "That NEVER happens unless you INTENDED for it to
happen, dumbass!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (VLTL9)
IOW - somebody is getting a promotion.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:05 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:01 PM (NaeCR)
--Can't get hard liquor tomorrow in Texas unless you're sidled up at a bar --and even then only after noon or with food.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (x3GpS)
This is my goddam country too and I have as much say in how it's run as anyone else.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:02 PM (2SXh/)
******
Sure. Your effort to make your version happen better stop at my property line unless you manage to actually get legislation passed somehow, though.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)
Yep. Social gnosticism is the great curse of our time. Everybody thinks they have the right of things, and everyone else is wrong, and by golly, they are going to save you from yourself.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Phelps at October 03, 2015 11:07 PM (6LSKc)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:04 PM (uZNvH)
Is that Store Code for "Big enough for a quickie, because we were tired of patrons accidentally bashing the door open mid-stroke"?
Posted by: Secundus at October 03, 2015 11:07 PM (tTqti)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:05 PM (zyIlW)
Hmmmm, I may want to avoid Bell County then when I figure out my final Texas home then.
Posted by: Blano at October 03, 2015 11:07 PM (heN73)
Excellent.
I've been drinking since...well...we're not gonna talk about that, but I've been drinking for a while.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)
one edifying result of creeping Sharia in this country will be the forcing of the go along to get along left to confront whether liberty or their desire to dicatte trumps.
Lebanon was in part turned into the hellhole it became when the secularist westernized party lads debauched enough the ideological Christians and Muslims combined to say "no more."
Then of course sadly we ceded the place to radical Islam on a long enough timeline.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:09 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)
****
I have too, watched Bama Dawgs game at the local Sports Pub, but that buzz is stubbornly eluding me. Stupid dinner.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:10 PM (ZDw7Z)
Had a smile come to my face when I drove through Coryell county after Don Coryell passed on...
happy memories of Air Coryell were triggered.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)
Considering it's the main gate town for Ft Hood, that may be a wise course of action.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:08 PM (zyIlW)
Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: Blano at October 03, 2015 11:10 PM (heN73)
Let's say you live in Anytown, USA. And the homosexual activists in your town want a pride parade every Saturday, and they are approved.
That leaves with two choices, stay home and go downtown to do your business and have to put up with that crap.
If I lived there, I'd do what I could to stop those damn parades because they interfere with MY life and MY peace and I don't want to hole up in my home and hide until the coast is clear while homosexuals run amok in my town.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:11 PM (2SXh/)
Just checking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:04 PM (x3GpS)
--A) I was recalling a funny quote. I'm persinally agnostic. I can imagine the voices of Tom Petty, Brittany Murphy (R.I.P.) and Mike Judge, and it makes me laugh.
B) KOTH was actually a very conservative show. Mike Judge does not make liberal crap.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:11 PM (vsbNu)
Ft Hood has calmed down a BUNCH since the early 90s but it is still a rowdy town compared to most.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:11 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:12 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:10 PM (ZDw7Z)
Same here. Been drinking before the games came on. Bama kicked the shit out of the Dawgs. TCU kicked the shit out of Texas. I was scared for the Florida game. It was an asskicking, just not the way I expected. I'm fucking thrilled about it, of course, but I was about to come out of my skin the whole game, so I think I burned off all the booze.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
Bwaahahahahaha!
Poor cops would have a field day peeling the parade attendees out of the brush guards of many a F-150 or hemi.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (zyIlW)
Speaking of sharia...
In France the full burka is outlawed, Thank Christ.
That's one of those "good" laws for everyone's own good. I like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (zyIlW)
but that never seems to happen.
Even the right or conservatives or whatevers do that same stuff. Even here sometimes people do that stuff. Say one thing they don't agree with and all of a sudden you're an Apostle of Doom, filled with degenerate ideas unworthy of expression.
It's just speech and we all have a right to say whatever stupid thing we want to. As long as it doesn't incite crime, if you don't agree just ignore.
I've tried to stop personalizing any responses. But it's difficult.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (x3GpS)
It was just a thought about a simpler time not a suggestion that legislation be passed.
This place gets like Lord of the Flies sometimes.
And don't fret I won't step over your property line.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:14 PM (NeFrd)
Good grief, first you are comparing the choice to go shopping on Sunday or not to the choice to kill a baby, and now this?
Good luck with that. I am out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:14 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 11:14 PM (4pTOn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:15 PM (NeFrd)
More a send-up, masterfully done at times of the Media infotainment complex...
Jean-Claude LePeaux...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
Now would be a good time for some pie. Ima gonna go find me some, then hit the hay. Wake me up for church. Night all.
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: unsatisfied Luftwaffle Haus diner at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
*****
Me too, with Bama, although I really only root for them because my daughter and hence my money go there. Not an exciting game after 5 minutes into Q2 though.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
Really?
the few times I watched it, it seemed to me to be an insider liberal put down of people like Hank and those in his neighborhood. Because it was exaggerated and seemed more they were laughing at them and not with them.
I tend to not trust the media. It's full of liberals and smugness.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (uZNvH)
King of the Hill was actually pretty sympathetic to flyover country, really showed them in a good light most of the time.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (rwI+c)
Everybody thinks they have the right of things, and everyone else is wrong, and by golly, they are going to save you from yourself.
An excellent definition for declaring "wrongfun", that is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (VLTL9)
And them being closed puts a smile on my face.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:15 PM (NeFrd)
Avoid the bran muffins. Their Batter of Bran doesn't work out they way they planned it to. Tastes like someone spitfired in the mix
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (syGA0)
---
Anybody else think Goliath looked like a log of poop with four legs and eyes?
They really ought to have taken a bit more pride in their work.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (rwI+c)
Would I use deadly force to stop an abortion? Yep. Would I use deadly force to stop someone from doing business on Sunday? Hell to the no.
It's always those in power who tend to favor force, and those out of power who guard liberty. The left is mostly in charge now, and the right has become the defenders of freedom, mostly. But, when it goes the other way, it will flip again.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (dvuhZ)
or the original Cherry pies...
when we first came back from Alberta back in ~'78 my babysitter's son worked in McDonald's...
he used to bring back the dead fries and the dead pies....
mmmmm good times.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Haven't had it in a while.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
Is that the Texican version of making whoopee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:16 PM (ZDw7Z)
Truthfully, the Florida/Ole Miss game wasn't in doubt from early on, but after years of Muschamp.....yeah.. I'm a little gun-shy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Zero at October 03, 2015 11:19 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:19 PM (rwI+c)
And them being closed puts a smile on my face.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:18 PM (9jeGC)
*****
Yep. Choice.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:19 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:20 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:11 PM (2SXh/)
If anyone is running amok in your town, I'd say you have a case. If your town is approving weekly homo parades that are unwarranted, I'd say you need to look at replacing your civic or political officers.
But what to amok homos have to do with 24 hour shopping? All-night shopping is the moral equivalent of buggery?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at October 03, 2015 11:20 PM (4pTOn)
And don't fret I won't step over your property line.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 11:13 PM (AeDcK)
Yep.
And you're invited on my lawn anytime. (Shut it pervs)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:20 PM (9jeGC)
Amigo Grande! is the left's stab at the pendulum never going back to mean....
they understand that no matter what cultural impact the newer better Americans have they will keep the pols in power who keep the free shit cannon flowing to the volk.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:20 PM (g8Hfr)
time. Everybody thinks they have the right of things, and everyone else
is wrong, and by golly, they are going to save you from yourself.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:06 PM (rwI+c)
And from there you move into group salvation where everyone has to play or no-one is saved.
This is not to say there are evils in the world we have to resist and beat down, but I don't think the state liquor control commission should have much of a say as to when I can buy beer and cheap rum, or honestly, where I can drink it or what age I can start drinking it.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 11:20 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:21 PM (O96tM)
I agree, and try to convince people to believe it. But, that's not a universal position, and other option are not beyond the pale.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 11:22 PM (2SXh/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:22 PM (rwI+c)
The media has tried to morph the entirity of public life into "collective slavation"...
see Ogabe fails not because he is a SCOAMF and not because his idiocy has never worked but because Tinkerbell cannot fly unless we ALL clap.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 03, 2015 11:22 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:21 PM (O96tM)
Maple SSyrup?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)
*****
With all the Dawg hype in front of that one, I really was kinda worried that Bama would be a below 25 ranked team after today, as I did not see a way for them to recover from that this year.
Glad for daughter, who got her ass soaked for about 6 hours in Athens today, that it worked out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (6QD2i)
---
Fat Albert was a Sunday show where I was. Aired around noon.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: unsatisfied Luftwaffle Haus diner at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (ifEqP)
Has anyone here tried it? What did you think?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (uZNvH)
Major upset.
Posted by: HH at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (DrCtv)
the few times I watched it, it seemed to me to be an insider liberal put down of people like Hank and those in his neighborhood. Because it was exaggerated and seemed more they were laughing at them and not with them.
I tend to not trust the media. It's full of liberals and smugness.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at October 03, 2015 11:17 PM (x3GpS)
--Good comedy, indeed good storytelling, is about having characters that have quirks that can make the audience chuckle, whether from seeing it in others or themselves. KOTH had well-rounded --and yes, quirky-- characters that were ultimately treated sympathetically and not beaten into the ground as strawmen, which is a hallmark of poor comedy or storytelling. (Okay, Boomhauer was kind of a flat character, but another Moron told me he was based on some crazy crank caller to Mike Judge from the Beavis and Butt-Head days.)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (ZDw7Z)
Did you see the body paint guys that spelled out "Wet 4 Georgia"?
I was lmao.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:25 PM (vsbNu)
Has anyone here tried it? What did you think?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (uZNvH)
It will keep you alive. As long as you also eat your regular meals, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:25 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:25 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:26 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at October 03, 2015 11:27 PM (KG0mU)
Posted by: somewhat satisfied Luftwaffle Haus diner at October 03, 2015 11:28 PM (ifEqP)
350 Blecch. All this Luftwaffle House food talk is making me nazi-ous.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (NeFrd)
If you get sick there are some Von Brauny towels on the counter.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:28 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Bill Cosby came on screen after the story and talked about the moral lessons to be learned therein.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 03, 2015 11:28 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:29 PM (rwI+c)
Has anyone here tried it? What did you think?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:23 PM (uZNvH)
*****
I used it, and it works if followed.
Be aware though, what you pay for their food is the tip of the iceberg. You will also be buying produce every 2-3 days in copious amounts. I worked from home when I did it, would not want to try it if working in an office. Too much hassle.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:29 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 03, 2015 11:29 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: very unsatisfied Luftwaffle Haus diner at October 03, 2015 11:29 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
I find these nazi puns to be such a Bormann.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (rwI+c)
DC has been drinking heavily and hereby disclaims all responsibility for the actions of his iPad from this point on. That's uppity lawyer talk for "fuck all y'all"
Posted by: DC in River City at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:28 PM (9jeGC)
And there is always a dish of Speermint gum on the counter by the till.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (0yhH4)
tip of the iceberg. You will also be buying produce every 2-3 days in
copious amounts. I worked from home when I did it, would not want to try
it if working in an office. Too much hassle.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:29 PM (ZDw7Z)
What do you mean?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (uZNvH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pressed-fairy
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Gem at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (c+gwp)
On the plus side, he invented the hand warmers that players use now (back in 1986).
Funny write up, especially considering it's ESPN.
Are Mark Davis and his Raiders leaving Oakland?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland
The fact that the slogan for the muff-style hand warmers was "Real Men Wear The Muff" shows he's a Moron in good standing.
Funniest part of the article:
"After the Raiders' third preseason game, a 30-23 loss to the Cardinals in Oakland, Davis went to dinner with a group that included his mother, Carol, and general manager Reggie McKenzie. With no explanation, Davis ripped the top corners off a piece of paper and handed them to McKenzie.
"This is what I need you to get me," Davis said.
McKenzie, flummoxed, turned the tiny triangles over in his hands.
Seeing nothing, McKenzie gave up. "What is this?" he asked.
"Two corners," Davis said. "I need you to get me two corners."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (zyIlW)
I was lmao.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT)
******
I missed that one, but I was watching with a group and not paying a ton of attention.
Funny as hell that TV would even pick that up and fire it out.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (O96tM)
Okay, well, on weekdays Luftwaffle House has a good buy one, Arbeit macht frei special.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:32 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (3pRHP)
heh. There used to be a smooshed Tinkerbell you could stick on your radiator grille.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:31 PM (ZDw7Z)
Oh yeah, showed it a couple times. And the "4" was a chick.
Hilarious. Especially as they got their ass beat and, because of the monsoon, every time they went back to them more of the body paint had washed off.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (uZNvH)
*****
The food you buy from them is only a start. In order to follow their program, much grocery shopping is also required.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:34 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:34 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: greatful Luftwaffle Haus diner at October 03, 2015 11:34 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (vsbNu)
And I bought a bunch of Halloween tchotchkes today and my inner fat decorating kid needs a bitch-slapping.
Posted by: Gem at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (rwI+c)
ND. Stupid call.
Great game!
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gem
---
Bengal cat makes a good substitute.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (O96tM)
Excellent.
I've been drinking since...well...we're not gonna talk about that, but I've been drinking for a while.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)
I'm thinking about 1977, myself.....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 03, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: derit at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Gem
A Smilodon pouncing on an Ottoman would be nice, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (VviqM)
ABC
But game is over. (:07 left)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:37 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:37 PM (rwI+c)
Yes, someone pining for the olden days is an invitation for a ration of shit..
Posted by: Soothsayer is the boss, that's who! at October 03, 2015 10:55 PM (2SXh/)
I agree with mpfs. I feel like our culture is on the constant verge of an emotional breakdown. Nothing can be done about it, but those times were not so long ago, and the constant frenzy is not an improvement to our culture.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at October 03, 2015 11:37 PM (jxjZT)
Hilarious. Especially as they got their ass beat and, because of the monsoon, every time they went back to them more of the body paint had washed off.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)
*****
Well, shit. If I missed a chick in body paint that was showing on Network TV as washing away, Ima gonna have to give up a corner of my Man Card.
Stoopid friends.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (ZDw7Z)
Endeavor to persevere.
As it happened, that phrase was the starting point for my Scoutmaster Minute at this week's meeting.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (cgHdD)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: DC in River City at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (e+1S5)
---
Only an amateur needs to blame his actions on alcohol. The true artiste can make a spectacle of herself stone cold sober!
I heartily enjoin you to go fuck yourself, good sir, with style and vigor!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 03, 2015 11:38 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 03, 2015 11:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I thought Catholics weren't supposed to do that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:40 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 03, 2015 11:41 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:41 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Luftwaffle Haus mangagement at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (ifEqP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I thought Catholics weren't supposed to do that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:40 PM (awspb)
*****
There is a dispensation when Notre Dame plays. I think. Or hope. Not sure. It's all very confusing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (GEICT)
I was just about to say the same thing.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 03, 2015 11:43 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (GEICT)
--I saw that too. Wow. He had just said he did it for his dad, and then *SILENCE*.
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:44 PM (vsbNu)
It has been windy here in the Delaware beaches area for two days running now, but the rains are over, if the forecasts can be believed.
Time to go for a walk around the block to see what flotsam and jetsam was delivered to our windswept shores this fine day.
See all y'all tomorrow...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2015 11:44 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 11:45 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2015 11:30 PM (3pRHP)
heh. There used to be a smooshed Tinkerbell you could stick on your radiator grille.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:33 PM (0yhH4)
NSFW
http://bit.ly/1M2iI3g
Posted by: Let's Play With Fairies at October 03, 2015 11:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: derit at October 03, 2015 11:46 PM (jT+gh)
http://www.boost.com/products/original
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:46 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at October 03, 2015 11:42 PM (GEICT)
*****
Apparently the Network fuckwits are happily ignorant about what Notre Dame the College actually, you know, teaches.
Very convenient when covering College football.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 03, 2015 11:46 PM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:47 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:51 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:51 PM (O96tM)
Posted by: Gem at October 03, 2015 11:52 PM (c+gwp)
412 ND beat themselves in the 2nd half.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I thought Catholics weren't supposed to do that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:40 PM (awspb)
Not blind yet!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:52 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:51 PM (O96tM)
Actually, it was "Mein Kampfy Chair"...
http://tinyurl.com/q4xkxcb
Posted by: Adolf Hitler, Furniture Aficionado at October 03, 2015 11:53 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (BSNMs)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
---
Isn't sports against the law in Islam?
I keep reading about how they kill people watching soccer games in Islamic countries, so thank goodnesssports is one area they won't pollute.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (O96tM)
Miley Cyrus is the musical guest. Hillary earlier sent out a fundraising email saying if she doesn't get at least $1 million by *tonight,* HRC's gonna twerk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)
I keep reading about how they kill people watching soccer games in Islamic countries, so thank goodnesssports is one area they won't pollute.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (O96tM)
Iran's "women's" soccer team has a bunch of trannies on it...
Posted by: Goooaaallll!!1! at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (O96tM)
Soccer is very popular in Iran. They even have wimmenz teams, in hijabs. But then, soccer is not really a sport.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (syGA0)
BTW, that should have said I bought an AR-15 LOWER today. Grrrr.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chemjeff at October 03, 2015 11:57 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)
That'll be a 6.0 on the Rectar Scale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:57 PM (0yhH4)
No worries. Not taking it personally.
Sometimes people get riled up. If I pissed someone off, oh well. Someone is always going to be pissed.
Now night for real.
Posted by: mpfs at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (AeDcK)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
Sports, alcohol, girls showing skin; they're against everything good and decent in the world. I suppose they take away focus from the important things in life: beheadings and boy-rape.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Sarahw at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Goooaaallll!!1! at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (vBeA5)
Are they even trannies or just cheating like hell? When you're playing fully covered why not stock your team with men?
Besides, there are no gays in Iran. Achmadinejad told me so.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: logprof at October 03, 2015 11:59 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:59 PM (9jeGC)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (vsbNu)
BTW, that should have said I bought an AR-15 LOWER today. Grrrr.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (hVdx9)
Same thing.
Posted by: ATF at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (PMlgt)
sent out a fundraising email saying if she doesn't get at least $1
million by *tonight,* HRC's gonna twerk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)<<<
I've paid her many a time, not to have to see something similar to that.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (ifEqP)
Um....that's a whole bunch of big words, and I'm just a dumb cro-mag. So I'll just assume you meant to say "DC is awesome".
Posted by: DC in River City at October 04, 2015 12:01 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (0yhH4)
******
Euroweenie Kickyball.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:01 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (9jeGC)
They are so scarce, that when they catch one, they hang him from a crane, so the people can all see him. Kind of like the swordfish down at the fishing pier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:01 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson
---
Saw that announcement the other day.
Is it working? Is she succeeding in recasting her image as hip, likeable, fun to be with, with it, ingratiating, self deprecating? Or is she massively derping?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 12:01 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 03, 2015 11:54 PM (g25eo)
Did she forget herself and say, "Sock it to ME?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRZvlZZ0DY
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (W5DcG)
2. Other Contact With Pig (W55.49X)
3. Problems in Relationship With In-Laws (Z63.1)
4. Sucked Into Jet Engine (V97.33X)
5. Fall On Board Merchant Ship (V93.30X)
6. Unspecified Place in Prison as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.149)
7. Opera House as the Place of Occurrence of the External Cause (Y92.253)
8. Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment (X52.XXX)
9. Struck By Turkey (W61.42XA)
10. Bizarre Personal Appearance (R46.1)
Was ace trying to make people guess in 20 questions or less why he bought the large box of band aids at Costco?
Posted by: Sarahw at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (3fTXW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (PMlgt)
*****
My deepest thanks and sincerest regrets that you took one for the team like that. That is all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:02 AM (ZDw7Z)
Besides, there are no gays in Iran. Achmadinejad told me so.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 03, 2015 11:58 PM (9jeGC)
IIRC, they don't have a problem with trannies just as long as the trannies go through with the surgery.
Posted by: Goooaaallll!!1! at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (vBeA5)
Miley Cyrus is the musical guest. Hillary earlier sent out a fundraising email saying if she doesn't get at least $1 million by *tonight,* HRC's gonna twerk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2015 11:56 PM (ntObR)
Hawt.
Except I've already seen the Hill-Dawg special twerking several times in hotel rooms all across the US,
.
Posted by: Mrs. "Huma" Weiner at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (PMlgt)
--Football's on, so yeah.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
People are trying to hold food down here goddamit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (syGA0)
image as hip, likeable, fun to be with, with it, ingratiating, self
deprecating? Or is she massively derping?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
It's the new Nixon, er, Hillary!!
With extra e-mail service!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at October 04, 2015 12:04 AM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:04 AM (hVdx9)
Just seven years ago...
Wonder if those kids are still alive...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 12:05 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:05 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 04, 2015 12:06 AM (g25eo)
Ace has GOT to use it as the intro to the next podcast, whatever it is. That would be epic.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 12:07 AM (O96tM)
http://tinypic.com/r/2ym6cy1/8
In other news, I have really poor impulse control, and absolutely no concept of delayed gratification.
Posted by: DC in River City at October 04, 2015 12:07 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson
What's the line in Vegas on them doing a very nasty Rush joke?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:08 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Charlotte 2x4 at October 04, 2015 12:08 AM (rwI+c)
*fistbump* I have an M39 coming by UPS on Monday. I don't need another Mosin, but I couldn't stop myself.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 12:00 AM (PMlgt)
--Football's on, so yeah.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:03 AM (vsbNu)
If the only other thing on the air was the Lawrence Welk Show, the answer would still be yeah.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (dDQdT)
Posted by: bobb at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (mEF93)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (vsbNu)
But it depends what neighborhood you're in. I feel fairly safe in mine, but I don't do much roaming around after dark these days. My barhopping days are long in the past. There are definitely neighorhoods that will make me break out in a sweat if I find that I've somehow driven into them - even if it's 2 in the afternoon.
And Mayor Barrett is a worthless POS.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:01 AM (0yhH4
Stealing and posting that quote if it's ok.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 12:11 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)
--lincolntf saw it and liked it but did not mention the Chinamen.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:12 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 12:12 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:13 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Gem at October 04, 2015 12:14 AM (c+gwp)
They need a medical call for that?
I always figured all they'd need is a mop and a bucket.
Posted by: Socratease at October 04, 2015 12:14 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:15 AM (syGA0)
tell that to J. D. Bridges. See video in nick.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2015 12:15 AM (brIR5)
483 Did anyone see "The Martian"? I heard they threw a sop to the Chinese and let them save the day. Is this true?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)
Well if Obama is in charge he sure wasn't going to risk a war with Mars to demand our astronaut back.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 04, 2015 12:16 AM (BSNMs)
Posted by: Gem at October 04, 2015 12:14 AM (c+gwp)
****
Glad to hear he has not given up the fight, even after all he has been through with these assholes.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:16 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:15 AM (syGA0)
--Really?
I thought she was a redhead. Well, I have not watched Alias or her movies, so I guess it's a surprise.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:16 AM (vsbNu)
486 Do the Ducks have a different uniform for every game or what?
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (vsbNu)
Yeah. Nike has pretty much provided them with enough options that they can have a different uniform for several hundred games
Posted by: Buzzion at October 04, 2015 12:18 AM (BSNMs)
Posted by: Buzzion
But in exchange for giving them all of the Illudim Q-36 they want, we got their assurances that they would not turn that into explosive space modulators for at least a year.
Posted by: Queen Barry I at October 04, 2015 12:18 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:18 AM (syGA0)
If you're of a certain age (and, yeah, I'm old enough to be that age), SNL is still a big deal. When's the last time a clip of it went viral or anybody you know even talked about it? I simply don't think it matters that much anymore. It remains as a legacy show, like the Simpsons, because nobody has the balls to cancel it at this point. It just doesn't have the influence or ratings it used to, though.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:19 AM (dDQdT)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2015 12:20 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:18 AM (syGA0)
--In the '80s.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:20 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 12:11 AM (9jeGC)
Oh sure. Be my guest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:20 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Big F Al at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (XxE46)
Posted by: ATF
****
(Waves penis at ATF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:04 AM (hVdx9)
Reminds me of an old anecdote. A woman decides that it's a nice day to go out on a paddle on her local lake and takes the old boat down. She dinks around for a bit, checking out the wildlife, looking for birds, when a fish+game guy motors up.
He goes: "let's see your fishing license." She replies: "don't have one -- and I'm not fishing." He says, whipping out his ticket book, "well, I see you've got all the equipment onboard." Feeling somewhat peevish, she responds: "that's where I store it."
As the guy starts writing out her ticket, she fumes for a bit and pulls out her cellphone. She dials 9-1-1 and says, "I need to report a rape." The fish and game guy looks up, somewhat startled. "Yeah," she continues, "it's fish and game guy with badge number *squints at his badge* 123 -- officer Smith."
Smith furiously tries to interject about "what the fuck are you doing?" -- and she covers the mouthpiece for a second and tells him, "well, I see you've got all the equipment onboard -- one's just as valid as the other."
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (EzgxV)
Space Coast Area Transit
Posted by: Fox2!
Step On The SCAT!
Posted by: Marketing Genius at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Gem at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:19 AM (dDQdT)
****
I am of that age, and the last two viral clips I can recall are Dick in a Box and Corksoakers.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:19 AM (dDQdT)
--Last viral clip was probably More Cowbell, and that almost a decade ago, if not more.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (syGA0)
Wife: Want to go to the gun show?
Me: We don't need anything
W: Ammo
M: We have a ton
W: We can never have too much ammo
M: God I love you
So we went, and while we were these there was a terrible accident. Gingy slipped and accidentally bought a Mossberg 500 and a WWII era Australian Enfield Mk3.
Ooops.
That's 2 more calibers of ammo that we're going to have to stock. I wonder how much .303 costs?
We rode our motorcycles; it was clear when we left, but had started raining by the time we left the show (we're picking up the guns tomorrow. While I like the visual of riding with rifles strapped across our backs, and I don't actually think it would be illegal (transferring a new purchase, unloaded, from the place of purchase home in a licensed vehicle), we decided that it wouldn't be prudent) so we got wet. When we got home I told her "We just rode motorcycles through the remnants of a Cat 4 hurricane to buy guns. I think I've finally succeeded in knocking the last bit of Canuck out of you. 'Merica!"
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:19 AM (dDQdT)"
I'd guess that this appearance will go viral and be featured on all the morning shows tomorrow. It could not have went better for her. If she had botched her lines or been stiff, she would have been a laughing stock. Instead, now she's cool.
Posted by: bobb at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (Xwvmc)
Posted by: bobb at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (mEF93)
Well, since SNL's audience demographic is mainly brain-dead leftists, that is scarcely surprising, especially considering all the phony Twatter accounts the Hill-bots have, Mr. Never Seen Before Nic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 12:24 AM (zyIlW)
http://tinypic.com/r/2ym6cy1/8
In other news, I have really poor impulse control, and absolutely no concept of delayed gratification.
Posted by: DC in River City
****
I feel your pain. Congrats on the new acquisitions.
Found an AR-15 lower at a price I could not pass up. Sure it's stripped, but it is the start of a gas piston AR build. May take a while tho.
Decided I will go with military calibers (even the surplus ones) only.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:24 AM (hVdx9)
Tell me, dolt, if you're giving a mil to the national chop shop why should it get my money too?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 12:25 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I guess Bernie will have to go on whatever replaced The Daily Show to get the brain-dead leftists Hilldawg will siphon off
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:25 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Big F Al at October 04, 2015 12:25 AM (XxE46)
Wife: Want to go to the gun show?
Me: We don't need anything
W: Ammo
M: We have a ton
W: We can never have too much ammo
M: God I love you
So we went, and while we were these there was a terrible accident. Gingy slipped and accidentally bought a Mossberg 500 and a WWII era Australian Enfield Mk3.
Ooops.
That's 2 more calibers of ammo that we're going to have to stock. I wonder how much .303 costs?
We rode our motorcycles; it was clear when we left, but had started raining by the time we left the show (we're picking up the guns tomorrow. While I like the visual of riding with rifles strapped across our backs, and I don't actually think it would be illegal (transferring a new purchase, unloaded, from the place of purchase home in a licensed vehicle), we decided that it wouldn't be prudent) so we got wet. When we got home I told her "We just rode motorcycles through the remnants of a Cat 4 hurricane to buy guns. I think I've finally succeeded in knocking the last bit of Canuck out of you. 'Merica!"
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)
You two are both inspirational. Mind you, nothing I'd want to emulate exactly.....but an inspiration, nonetheless.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:21 AM (ZDw7Z)
The most recent one I can remember is Lazy Sunday, which was six years ago. I'll check out those.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:26 AM (dDQdT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 04, 2015 12:26 AM (vaR50)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:27 AM (vsbNu)
Best wishes on recovering from your terrible slip ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at October 04, 2015 12:27 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:29 AM (vsbNu)
And the Lithgow No1 MkIII is a very nice rifle. The later WWII ones have the heavy barrel since they didn't want to mess around with making both a rifle barrel and a Bren barrel
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2015 12:29 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands)
So dickheads and corporations run by dickheads donate money to them, they charge for every procedure, and sell the baby parts for tens of thousands of dollars each, yet they need tax money or "OH NOES Wymyn's Health!!eleventy!"
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:30 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:30 AM (hVdx9)
Come on, man- Okay, yeah, I haven't seen it yet, but nothing has happened in the last 25 years of her public life to make me think Hillary Clinton is capable of looking cool. So this is going to be a pretty tall order.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:30 AM (dDQdT)
Ooops.
That's 2 more calibers of ammo that we're going to have to stock. I wonder how much .303 costs?
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM (WvS3w)
Long barrel Mk3, or the carbine? I have the carbine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:30 AM (0yhH4)
If you need some, just order a Minecraft foam sword from Toys R Us on line.
http://tinyurl.com/oe4wbjy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 12:31 AM (W5DcG)
"BREAKING: California Governor Jerry Brown Vetoes Anti-Gun Senate Bill 347"
http://tinyurl.com/owwdb9g
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2015 12:32 AM (ntObR)
When you get here...Happy 60th Birthday Dude!!!
Many happy returns!
Posted by: Sixkiller at October 03, 2015 10:19 PM
Many thanks Sixkiller. I don't recall mentioning that this year?
Actually it's tomorrow, Dad & Jules went to bed so I'm spending the last hour of my 50s w/ the Horde. Can't think of better people to hang w/.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 12:32 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 04, 2015 12:33 AM (g25eo)
"BREAKING: California Governor Jerry Brown Vetoes Anti-Gun Senate Bill 347"
http://tinyurl.com/owwdb9g
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2015 12:32 AM (ntObR)
*****
It must not have gone nearly far enough for Govvy Moonbeam.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:34 AM (ZDw7Z)
Tell me, dolt, if you're giving a mil to the national chop shop why should it get my money too?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 12:25 AM (P8951)
Yeah, when I read these with my daughter I remember fuming at the Bush and Cheney bashing he'd stick in the dialogue. What a prick.
Posted by: Gem at October 04, 2015 12:34 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Worse, yet -- so do the cops.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:34 AM (EzgxV)
I thought she was a redhead. Well, I have not watched Alias or her movies, so I guess it's a surprise.
***
It's her and, you're welcome.
https://youtu.be/UnmNVl2N834
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (PMlgt)
Me: We don't need anything
W: Ammo
M: We have a ton
W: We can never have too much ammo
M: God I love you
My God, Weird Dave, that reads like the dialog between the husband and wife in 'Tremors'.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (cgHdD)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:30 AM (dDQdT)
And for the record, I am also the only guy in America who's willing to say there was once a time when Hillary Clinton was hot, so I am capable of being fair to her. But there are two things she's not capable of: Appearing pleasant or cool.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (dDQdT)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:36 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:37 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:36 AM (vsbNu)
Is there the remotest possible chance that an author named "Lemony Snicket" is not gay?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:38 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2015 12:38 AM (cgHdD)
Me: We don't need anything
W: Ammo
M: We have a ton
W: We can never have too much ammo
M: God I love you
I hope you appreciate that you have the modern day Princess Bride.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:39 AM (dDQdT)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (dDQdT)
*******
She is from my home town of Park Ridge, IL. She went to my High School, albeit 17 years before me. There is a shrine to her at said High School. *spits*
Please show me any kind of picture in which you find her to be hot. Never seen a one.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:39 AM (ZDw7Z)
Ooops.
That's 2 more calibers of ammo that we're going to have to stock. I wonder how much .303 costs?
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:22 AM
It's getting pricey. I think round your joint it might be 20c per round or something? A lot more expensive here. Can't joypop the 303's no more.
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 12:39 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
You want picture?
Posted by: Curator of the Naked Photos from the Ivy League at October 04, 2015 12:40 AM (cgHdD)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (dDQdT)
I met a guy in Louisiana, round about '95, who thought that Hilldawg was hot. True story.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:40 AM (0yhH4)
I hate to admit it, but i always thought she was hot, in that hot nerdy chick kinda way, in these old pics with the striped pants - http://www.independentsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Hillary.jpg
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 12:42 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Curator of the Naked Photos from the Ivy League at October 04, 2015 12:40 AM (cgHdD)
******
If actually a hot one, somehow, some way, of Scankles, sure.
Find a filter before posting it here, otherwise I will...you know....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:43 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Curator of the Naked Photos from the Ivy League
Can I get a Ruth Bader-Ginsburg? I got a show coming up and I need to purge all this icky food.
Posted by: runway model at October 04, 2015 12:44 AM (awspb)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:36 AM (vsbNu)
Is there the remotest possible chance that an author named "Lemony Snicket" is not gay?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:38 AM (0yhH4)
Lemony Snicket is a pen name for David Handler, a 45-year-old who is married and has a 12-year-old son. That said, he was born in, raised, and continues to live in the festering moral cesspool that is San Francisco.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
I'm here to serve.
http://tinyurl.com/2xbwyx
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sowing Discord and Reaping Inter-Office Bitchery at October 04, 2015 12:10 AM (jR7Wy)
I heard from some friends who saw it that they completely changed the ending and that the new ending sucked.
Posted by: The Martial Hat at October 04, 2015 12:46 AM (vBeA5)
Me: We don't need anything
W: Ammo
M: We have a ton
W: We can never have too much ammo
M: God I love you
I hope you appreciate that you have the modern day Princess Bride.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:39 AM (dDQdT)
".....as......you.....wish....."
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 12:48 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:38 AM (0yhH4)
--The book series is called "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events." The author has a different/IRL name that escapes me.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:49 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: cthulhu
So a 100% chance that he's a donor/supporter of Nanzi Pelosi.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:49 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:50 AM (7TK5d)
http://tinyurl.com/2xbwyx
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (S9XdH)
*****
You have some issues, I see.
I was brave enough to click on it. Average at best? Sure. Hot?
Uhhhh... No.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:50 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 12:40 AM (0yhH4)
Was he reminiscing the George H.W. Bush re-election campaign? Relative to Barbara, maybe... maybe...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2015 12:53 AM (NaeCR)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
I'm here to serve.
http://tinyurl.com/2xbwyx
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (S9XdH)
In fact, I think there's a story worth of Citizen Kane to tell how this flower of youth turned into the cross between Ms. Havisham and Lady Stoneheart that we have running for office in modern day America. The movie would probably wind up resembling the Seventh Seal, though.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:53 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 12:55 AM (P8951)
Oh come on, don't give me that Playboy standard stuff. If you met her in your early 20s, you have considered that hot. You know it. I know it. Just admit it.
Be a man. Admit it.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:55 AM (S9XdH)
Not Dick Handler?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 04, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
How close his home is to the Folsom Street Fair is undetermined. [Hint: too close.]
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: AD
I would say she's more like Lady MacBeth than Lady Stoneheart, you know, if MacBeth were a rapist and just as evil as his wife.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 12:56 AM (awspb)
****
See 563.
She was the President of The Young Republicans in HS.
Wellsley in the late 60s pretty much took care of that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 12:57 AM (ZDw7Z)
Oh come on, don't give me that Playboy standard stuff. If you met her in your early 20s, you have considered that hot. You know it. I know it. Just admit it.
Be a man. Admit it.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:55 AM (S9XdH)
--Sure, hot enough in ten beers' time.
Then you take her home, strip her down, and the vagina dentata come out. . . .
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:57 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 04, 2015 12:50 AM
Ah... yeah that sounds about what it costs around here. Was told it was much cheaper (only by comparison, though) round your neck of the woods, awhile ago. Looks like stocks are getting scarce.
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 01:00 AM (EWg9n)
(((eyes start flowing rivers of blood)))
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2015 01:02 AM (ntObR)
(((eyes start flowing rivers of blood)))
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2015 01:02 AM (ntObR)
--Why are you watching that drek when football is on?
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:03 AM (vsbNu)
Nephew actually stayed up and wanted to watch football (NE/Clemson) with his grandfather.
Great end to a good day.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 04, 2015 01:03 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:57 AM (vsbNu)
Look, fighting off the Velociraptors and answer the bridge troll's three questions would be tough, but that's where confidence comes in. You have to have it or you just don't seal the deal.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:03 AM (S9XdH)
Get ready for shit to get real folks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:04 AM (awspb)
Oh come on, don't give me that Playboy standard stuff. If you met her in your early 20s, you have considered that hot. You know it. I know it. Just admit it.
Be a man. Admit it.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:55 AM (S9XdH)
--Sure, hot enough in ten beers' time.
Then you take her home, strip her down, and the vagina dentata come out. . . .
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 12:57 AM (vsbNu)
You give 'em a Milk-Bone dog biscuit (small dog size) and they generally leave you alone for a while.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 04, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:04 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:05 AM (S9XdH)
Be a man. Admit it.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:55 AM (S9XdH)
****
Try this one, which is surely within a year or two of the date of your link. Yours reminds me of the Whitney Houston song "One Moment in Time".
http://tinyurl.com/oupp5n5
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Simply choosing such a pen name is enough to be suspect. And being married with a child doesn't preclude it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: grammie winger, Isa al-Masih for muslims too at October 03, 2015 10:33 PM
LOL, sounds like my Mom's family. Her Dad was a Baptist deacon. She went on a date on a Sunday night to a movie, ca. 1951-54, w/ my Dad.
Her father found out and told her if she did it again he would have to resign as a deacon. It WAS a different day and age back then. That wasn't a particularly extreme position in rural IL at that time.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 01:07 AM (VviqM)
Bert and his wife played by Reba in the pilot/movie?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2015 01:08 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Simply choosing such a pen name is enough to be suspect. And being married with a child doesn't preclude it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (0yhH4)
--I don't read too much into it, other than trying to add weight to his books by appending a Dickensian name.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (vsbNu)
http://tinyurl.com/oupp5n5
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (ZDw7Z)
That's every nerdy chick in 80s movies who the film acts as if they're uncool until they take off their glasses and becomes hot. Sure, I wouldn't go for that...at first glance...but you got to factor in the glasses, the 60/70s hair, the 60/70s dress. You gotta see through that. Mine's a more classic look and takes out the variables.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 01:11 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (ZDw7Z)
Looks like Peter Lorre did a Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:11 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (S9XdH)
*****
In other words, she ain't no way hot, but I see her as so.
How....classic of you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:12 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:11 AM (0yhH4)
*****
Charitably, yes.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:13 AM (ZDw7Z)
I know my uncle, who served in the Navy in WWII and settled in San Jose after the war said SF was notorious for gays at that time. He had the experience, as a naive 19 year old sailor, of getting very er, friendly with a young lady he met in a bar there while getting ready to ship out and reaching under her dress to find that she wasn't a she. He said he decked the "lady" - which would be considered a definite hate crime these days and would probably earn him a dishonorable discharge today.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 01:14 AM (P8951)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (vsbNu)
Well, I really wasn't all that serious anyway. Could be he was going for the Dr. Seuss tie-in. "Lemony Snicket" sounds not all that unlike the name of of a Dr. Seuss character.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:14 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:15 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:15 AM (syGA0)
Yep. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:17 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:18 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Yeah, anybody who can get kicked off the Watergate investigation by Dem congressmen for being too radical has serious personality issues.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:19 AM (awspb)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:09 AM (S9XdH)
*****
In other words, she ain't no way hot, but I see her as so.
How....classic of you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:12 AM (ZDw7Z)(ZDw7Z)
I pride myself as discerning. Just like many men will look at a bottle of wine and figure out what to make of it by the fanciness of the label--I consider consider myself a true connoisseur who is not troubled by such things. A good looking woman in a crappy dress, a crappy hairstyle, a crappy personality, and glasses will not escape my attention.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:20 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:15 AM (syGA0)
******
From age 18 on she has been anything but nice and pleasant, but we and especially her SS detail have known that for a long time now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:20 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Simply choosing such a pen name is enough to be suspect. And being married with a child doesn't preclude it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:06 AM (0yhH4)
Oh, he sounds perfectly normal -- http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4212818 -- you certainly couldn't imagine him in pajamas while his wife was off with Paolo or anything.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
I'm here to serve.
http://tinyurl.com/2xbwyx
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:45 AM
Hmmm, is that really her? If so I'll admit it's the best I've seen.
If it's her, why don't they use that in her campaign? Oh wait, there's a very poor comparison to today...nevermind.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 01:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 04, 2015 01:21 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:21 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:20 AM (S9XdH)
*****
I wish you luck in the search, Homeboy, cuz you ain't even close here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:22 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 01:25 AM (VviqM)
It's a bad economy, don't judge me.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:25 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:27 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:27 AM (awspb)
--Eh, it's been slow the past hour.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:28 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 01:28 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:28 AM (awspb)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:20 AM (S9XdH)
This is because you forgot to include pure evil, narcissistic, self serving, Socialist, Domineering.....
I'll think of more give me me a few....
And yeah, saw WYDT long ago, FYI. Just havng a little fun.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:28 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:29 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:28 AM (awspb)
Merely stunned for a moment there. Be right as rain in a jiffy!!!
Posted by: Mixy Pisa, hamster wrangler at October 04, 2015 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Quick drive-by to say hello.
And to mention that we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 04, 2015 01:30 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 01:30 AM (VviqM)
If it's her, why don't they use that in her campaign? Oh wait, there's a very poor comparison to today...nevermind.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 01:21 AM (o/90i)
I don't actually believe it, but there's the George Orwell line "at 50, everyone has the face he deserves."
I think it would be useful to pass that around to kids at elite schools who want to enter politics to give them some thought about what power hungry ambition can do to a person.
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:31 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:31 AM (S9XdH)
Posted by: Mixy Pisa, hamster wrangler
Got it. They were pining for the fjords but are back now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:32 AM (awspb)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 01:32 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2015 01:32 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 01:31 AM (S9XdH)
So close.....so.....close...........
Posted by: Teh Barrel at October 04, 2015 01:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2015 01:32 AM (wZ2hu)
Won't know until he's on an AoSHQ podcast.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Teh Barrel
You sir...are verging on...Trademark infringement.
Posted by: James T Kirk...Starship Enterprise at October 04, 2015 01:35 AM (awspb)
From The Conservative Papers
ISIS in a panic, terrorist deserting: Russian victory a matter of months?
Russian air strikes Saturday targeting the Islamic State group in Syria have sown panic, forcing some 600 militants to abandon their positions and head to Europe.
http://tinyurl.com/pv2u9hn
I cannot see what their source is though. Perhaps this is worthless. Oh wait, a little Bing checking and the information is also on Yahoo http://tinyurl.com/pdzcla6
and here is one from zee news in India http://tinyurl.com/olxq72p
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 01:35 AM (CcpOY)
The thought of a drunken Moron hitting on Hillary! has upset my stomach. I will retire for the evening but not before I hit myself in the head several times with a ball peen hammer to remove that image from my mind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at October 04, 2015 01:36 AM (P8951)
Israel limits Palestinian access to Jerusalem Old City
"Only residents, business owners and students will have access to area, after two attacks in less than 12 hours."
Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2015 01:37 AM (wZ2hu)
--This phrase alone is very disturbing . . . or telling.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:37 AM (vsbNu)
From The Conservative Papers
ISIS in a panic, terrorist deserting: Russian victory a matter of months?
Russian air strikes Saturday targeting the Islamic State group in Syria have sown panic, forcing some 600 militants to abandon their positions and head to Europe.
http://tinyurl.com/pv2u9hn
I cannot see what their source is though. Perhaps this is worthless. Oh wait, a little Bing checking and the information is also on Yahoo http://tinyurl.com/pdzcla6
and here is one from zee news in India http://tinyurl.com/olxq72p
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 01:35 AM (CcpOY)
I am given to understand that Somali piracy deflated to almost nothing once the Soviets showed up with RoE that said, "chain each pirate to a cinderblock and let him attempt to get home without a boat."
and here is one from zee news in India http://tinyurl.com/olxq72p
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:40 AM (zyIlW)
If I had know as a kid that I'd be cheering the fucking mongoloid russkies over the President of the United States...
I'm just glad my Grandpa (who was at Okinawa, God rest him) is not around to see this. I feel terrible for the few WWII vets who are still around but will pass long before it gets better.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:41 AM (awspb)
How about both?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:40 AM (zyIlW)
--Works for me.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:41 AM (vsbNu)
If I had know as a kid that I'd be cheering the fucking mongoloid russkies over the President of the United States...
I'm just glad my Grandpa (who was at Okinawa, God rest him) is not around to see this. I feel terrible for the few WWII vets who are still around but will pass long before it gets better.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:41 AM (awspb)
When the Russkies have RoE that make sense ("dead enemies -- make it happen -- da!") and the President and Socialist Presidential candidates are arguing over how much income redistribution is optimal, yeah.....it's Bizarro World, Jake....
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:44 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:44 AM (vsbNu)
ISIS in a panic, terrorist deserting: Russian victory a matter of months?
Russian air strikes Saturday targeting the Islamic State group in Syria have sown panic, forcing some 600 militants to abandon their positions and head to Europe.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum
--This phrase alone is very disturbing . . . or telling.
Posted by: logprof
Or horseshit.
How would the reporters know ISIS fighters were 'retreating'.
Second, Assad's forces are mainly in the Western part of Syria. You know, between them and Europe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:45 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:46 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:46 AM (vsbNu)
Whorehouses existed in every single part of the US since settlement. SF, and the Western part of the US was never unique in that sense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:47 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 01:47 AM (CcpOY)
I would like to say that this is only Russian propaganda, but given how lackadaisical our "strikes" of ISIS have been over the past year, there may be some truth in these claims.
That we didn't even attack the ISIS HQ in Syria the way the Russians just did yesterday is an embarrassment - just want Obama wants.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2015 01:47 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:46 AM (zyIlW)
--Early London game between Dolphins and Jets.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:48 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:49 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: AD at October 04, 2015 12:35 AM (dDQdT)
Nope.
I nutted so hard into her, we made Chelsea.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at October 04, 2015 01:50 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 01:50 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:44 AM
You got Fox sports 2?
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 01:51 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:51 AM (awspb)
How would the reporters know ISIS fighters were 'retreating'.
Second, Assad's forces are mainly in the Western part of Syria. You know, between them and Europe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:45 AM (JmGFJ)
It's Pravdatown, jake. But let the Russians play with their toys. Good to see what Ivan can really do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:51 AM (0yhH4)
That game.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 01:49 AM (zyIlW)
--It's freaky. I'm watching a college game that is competitive in the 4th --and which I will most likely turn in before it concludes-- and before I awake an NFL game will be underway.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:52 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:51 AM (awspb)
--NFL has a wet dream of the league going into Europe. More like a pipe dream. Players and fans won't stand for it, and it's logistically untenable.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:54 AM (vsbNu)
I just hope the team's name isn't some lame thing like Dah Excaliburs or Limeys...
( though Beefeaters would be kinda kinda...)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:54 AM (JmGFJ)
Whorehouses existed in every single part of the US since settlement. SF, and the Western part of the US was never unique in that sense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:47 AM (JmGFJ)
Anyone reflect much about all the effort we've been putting in to be the world's biggest magnet for homosexuals, gender-dysmorphics, and pedophiles? To the point where it wasn't about "fairness" or "equity" for that 1% proportion of 300 million citizens that might have such predelictions.....but about absorbing that 1% of 8 BILLION individuals who might respond to the "we'll protect and subsidize your lifestyle" signs our nation is putting out there?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:55 AM (0yhH4)
In better news, the son arrived safe and sound from the HS Homecoming dance after having a good time. He was sweaty from all the dancing. He described it as Frantically waving arms of a maniac.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 01:55 AM (CcpOY)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 04, 2015 01:55 AM (ham8J)
It's Pravdatown, jake. But let the Russians play with their toys. Good to see what Ivan can really do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sure. I don't want the US to do anything to interrupt their own adventure, but the RuPaul, SEE-PUTIN-IS-RIGHT-MONGERING is getting tedious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:58 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:58 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 01:58 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 01:58 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 01:55 AM (0yhH4)
--There have been regular season London games for several years now, mostly played by the Jaguars.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 01:59 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 04, 2015 01:59 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 04, 2015 01:59 AM (jJRIy)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:00 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
FWIW, when cricket was the biggest sport in Britain, they were the world's lone superpower, with an empire that spanned a quarter of the world's landmass and had unquestioned control of all her seas.
Now they like soccer.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:00 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 02:01 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:01 AM (awspb)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:00 AM
Oh, ok. Are there live NFL games on for the next few hours?
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 02:02 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 02:01 AM (syGA0)
--I'm torn. Love to see OT but am low on booze.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 02:03 AM (vsbNu)
I just hope the team's name isn't some lame thing like Dah Excaliburs or Limeys...
( though Beefeaters would be kinda kinda...)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 01:54 AM (JmGFJ)
I wish they'd take ours. More to the point -- I could really give a shit about professional sports, but I resent the hell out of looting $4000 per person out of every man, woman, child, and babe-in-arms in my city to build a useless sports stadium that was obsolete before construction began. I'm for a death penalty for public financing -- for the politicians, team owners, team franchise, stadium, and league. Come to think of it, machine-gunning the players wouldn't be a bad thing, either -- "dans ce pays-ci, il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral pour encourager les autres."
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum
No, there's a weird vein of independent, reflexive conspiricists on the net proclaiming the virtues of a Putin adventure in Syria while simultaneously shitting on the US for existing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:04 AM (JmGFJ)
J knew he was coming, we had a nice dinner up the road, their prime rib was great. Last time we had it was my bday last year.
He said when I was being born the World Series was being played. Brooklyn Dodgers won over the NY Yankees, as he recalled.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 02:05 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 01:51 AM (awspb)
Because the NFL wants to put a team in London and in Germany.
The NFL knows that TV rights aren't going to keep going up like they have for the last 40 years, so they see that adding teams in Europe will open up a new income stream for the league.
If you don't believe it, NBC just paid $1B over 6 years to air English Premier League soccer games. Games that air on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
Now the NFL will be able to get a contract to air games in the UK and Germany in primetime. Plus, the games that will be played in the UK/Germany will open those games up to be broadcast on another provider. YAHOO is ponying up some bucks to air the 10/25 Bills/Jags game. Neither the NFL or YAHOO said how much they paid, but it was probably in the 7 figures.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:03 AM (EzgxV)
--Watch out. trumpetdaddy disagrees vehemently.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: Farmer
Happy B-day, Farmer-san.
Mmmm, prime rib....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 02:08 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 02:08 AM (syGA0)
Getting awfully tired of freaking Leftists trying to tell me that my Rights which I was born with are superceded by any written law and are subject to editing and revision due to political will. Fuck you.
You want to abolish the Second Amendment? Get your Reps to vote for it. Gin up the support that repealing an Amendment to the Constitution would take.
I am tired of your whining. If you have this kind of broad support, as you imagine, go all in. Get everyone you know to vote for this.
Unless and until you Statists expend every dollar and every bit of political capital you have to give it your all to make this happen, STFU.
Put up or shut up. All or none. Ready?
****
Anything I should add here?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at October 04, 2015 02:09 AM (2z4UX)
Now I can probably go to bed in peace with the comfort of missing little to nothing.
Good night, y'all!
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 02:10 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:04 AM (JmGFJ)
Putin's doing this because of Obama's fecklessness. He wouldn't be there if there had been a serious President for the last 8 years.
So, perhaps a lot of the cheerleading for Putin is simply, "Woo-hoo! At least somebody gets it."
(and I nearly barreled myself)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:10 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at October 04, 2015 02:10 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2015 02:11 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 02:11 AM (CcpOY)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise
No, I think that about covers it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:12 AM (awspb)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM
Oh. I meant are there live NFL games showing on any common channel? It sounded by Logprof's post that nothing was going to be on for a few hours.
If anyone's looking for something decent to watch, the rugby is the League Grand final (equivalent of the superbowl) live from Sydney in a couple of hours. It is shaping up to be a good match.
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 02:12 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: otho at October 04, 2015 02:13 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum
No, there's a weird vein of independent, reflexive conspiricists on the net proclaiming the virtues of a Putin adventure in Syria while simultaneously shitting on the US for existing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:04 AM (JmGFJ)
And then there are those of us who feel that the US is a hugely greater force for Good than Russia, but that the US President is an ineffectual lackwit not 1/10 as effective as Putin. For those who like math -- Obama = US (90% good) x Obama's competence (3%) = 2.7% for good. Putin = Russia (40% good) x Putin's competence (30%) = 12% for good. A large part of the disparity is that Putin has zero belief in the Marxist bullshit, where Ozero is Critical-Theory/Hamburg-School/Marxism from the crib.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:16 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 02:16 AM (CcpOY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:19 AM (awspb)
There is nothing praise in either of their farces of reality.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:19 AM (JmGFJ)
Everyone is told there'll be no math.
... sort of like my colleagues in the Spanish Inquisition ...
Posted by: Darth Math at October 04, 2015 02:21 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:03 AM (EzgxV)
--Watch out. trumpetdaddy disagrees vehemently.
Posted by: logprof at October 04, 2015 02:07 AM (vsbNu)
I didn't used to care, until MY pocket got picked. And it used to happen to faraway Dem
Then, again......
You want: D+D "Wrath of God" on those assholes.
You'd accept: the City Council to deny based on the rules.
You'll get: fucked-up-the-ass for $4000 (per person) the day the fix is in, with no guarantee it won't get Lando'd.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)
There is nothing praise in either of their farces of reality.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:19 AM (JmGFJ)
Sometimes, the wrong people do the right thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (VviqM)
It's not that I'm anti-math mind you (some of my best friends are math), it's just that I'm well into a bottle of rum and in no condition.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (awspb)
All those that describe themselves as such are lying fascists.
Obama is a fascist; he is incapable of donating his wealth and/or time to the poor. He will never,ever curb his status for anyone he perceives beneath him.
Likewise, you won't see Putin working the soup lines without a camera crew and an actual sacrifice of his time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (JmGFJ)
Likewise, you won't see Putin working the soup lines without a camera crew and an actual sacrifice of his time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (JmGFJ)
Obama doesn't have to donate his wealth to the "poor". He donates your wealth to the "poor".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:26 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:26 AM (VviqM)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at October 04, 2015 02:23 AM (VviqM)
It's 9:30am EST on CBS.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at October 04, 2015 02:26 AM (Z7G74)
I was told there'd be no math.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:19 AM (awspb)
They lied. The Dems said they'd divide to multiply; the GOP said they'd multiply to divide. Both lied. Get over it.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
That really needs some work, but I award myself a participation ribbon and festive uptwinkles, so its all good.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 02:27 AM (CcpOY)
Thanks weft and SMFH.
You have a nephew that is 1 and a new grandchild? Our family is kinda like that.
In fact I just had a grt grandnephew born a few months ago. Talk about making one feel old!
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2015 02:27 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:28 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:29 AM (0yhH4)
John 12.3-6
3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.
4 Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him,
5 Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor?
6 This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 02:31 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:28 AM (0yhH4)
****
Ehhhh.I have 2 TVs. One has an over the air signal. The other is mirrored to my tablet when needed.
Cut the cable 2 years ago. It has been awesome.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 02:32 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at October 04, 2015 02:35 AM (CcpOY)
at gunpoint comrade
it's why Criminal gun use bothers him a lot less than law abiding folk having guns...
those criminals will be the sword and shield of the revolution after all.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 04, 2015 02:35 AM (g8Hfr)
those criminals will be the sword and shield of the revolution after all.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 04, 2015 02:35 AM (g8Hfr)
True, dat. Sven.
I have to go to bed. If I'm going to sleep in, I have to get started sleeping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:40 AM (0yhH4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 04, 2015 02:40 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2015 02:40 AM (0yhH4)
******
Ditto. A rare opportunity. Night all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 04, 2015 02:46 AM (ZDw7Z)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
The Fed is effectively, I suspect, politically entrenched to the point they will make sure the haircut occurs on a GOP watch to the point that they will resume QEleventy to peak if need be.
For genuine amusement on the matter ask friendly acquaintances if they think the Fed is a bank or a discount wealth liquidation firm.
It's a good indicator of whether they understand the Fed has bought the United States with Charmin.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at October 04, 2015 02:58 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
You'll find out soon enough...
Posted by: Leviathan at October 04, 2015 02:58 AM (vBeA5)
Lopped in half? What happens when everyone's 401k/IRA gets "bailed in" (IOW gets seized) to prop up the social security ponzi scheme?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 03:00 AM (awspb)
Lopped in half? What happens when everyone's 401k/IRA gets "bailed in" (IOW gets seized) to prop up the social security ponzi scheme?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 03:00 AM (awspb)
*Gets out KY Jelly*
Posted by: Leviathan at October 04, 2015 03:21 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Leviathan
We get lube? Awesome! I thought we were all going to have to take it dry.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 03:27 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Leviathan
We get lube? Awesome! I thought we were all going to have to take it dry.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 03:27 AM (awspb)
That's not for you...
Posted by: Leviathan at October 04, 2015 03:33 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at October 04, 2015 03:36 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 04, 2015 03:48 AM (1Ujoe)
So what we will get is "government-secured investment accounts", where people should line-up to swap their failed chunks of the free-market for government-guaranteed financial instruments.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 04, 2015 03:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 04, 2015 04:24 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: goon at October 04, 2015 04:31 AM (gy5kE)
I need front brakes on my car, but it's Sunday and no one has them, so it will have to wait till we get home. Just as well I suppose since I don't have any place to put them on anyway.
Today we will head back home. It's been fun traveling but it will be good to get back.
Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, NC Chapter at October 04, 2015 04:50 AM (Lvzp7)
Posted by: Gem
---
Yeah well, just wait till it undergoes facial felinization surgery: snout reduction, ear triangularization, eye enlargement. It'll be real convincing. I'm hoping she'll make the cover of Cat Fancy Magazine. I could tell she was real miserable as a cisdog.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:16 AM (O96tM)
by: cthulhu
---
Not sure if it's an option for you, but that's why I moved to the 'burbs from NYC right after DeBlasio got elected.
It's truly a relief every day to read about his latest harebrained scheme and think, "I'm no longer subsidizing this shit."
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:23 AM (O96tM)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:41 AM (HbCsM)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:42 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:43 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:43 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2015 05:47 AM (wxDxI)
How did we get to we're your sexual orientation is a social construction
or whatever you think it is. There is no logic in it there is no
science in it, but yet society must conform to it actively.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:41 AM (HbCsM)
Something I've been pointing out on a regular basis in the other places I occasionally venture. It's not just ascientific... it's actively a religious ideas. They're talking about souls being born in the wrong body for crying out loud. Once you ignore the fact that it doesn't conform to a mainstream religion, it's a belief that concerns souls.
And they're demanding that we base public policy on their religious beliefs.
We seriously need to file some suits to get this shit thrown out under the separation of Church State.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:48 AM (HalrA)
I need to make the coffee.
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:51 AM (HbCsM)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:51 AM (HalrA)
Religion. I like it.
I need to make the coffee.
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:51 AM (HbCsM)
Classifying it as a religion lets us use pretty much every attack they have against Christianity against one of their pet constituencies. It's time to brew up some gander sauce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:52 AM (HalrA)
Feminism/gay rights. If sexuality is all just a social construct, then it's all just arbitrary, a reflection of who's in power. That means women are the same as men, and gay love is the same as straight love. It's their shortcut to achieving "equality".
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 05:53 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:54 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:57 AM (HbCsM)
The interesting thing is I think it was in the famous tv interview, he
(Caitlin) still wants to have sex with women. And now because of some
lefty judge can roam into women's locker rooms legally.
Posted by: Skip at October 04, 2015 05:57 AM (HbCsM)
That point also needs to be made far and wide. A person needs only to call themselves a transgender, even if they look like a man, and they can walk into the women's restroom. What's the point of even have a women's restroom anymore, at that point?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:59 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 05:59 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 04, 2015 06:04 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 04, 2015 06:06 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 04, 2015 08:56 AM (XQnZ+)
Especially the Jews
Thanks for keeping up the traditoon CDR M
Posted by: righter at October 04, 2015 11:37 AM (Tstsj)
251 God is meant to worshipped in HIS house not in a man's house.
Uhhhhh, man owns nothing. All belong to Him.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 04, 2015 01:33 PM (L2frO)
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