Sigh: Hillary Clinton's Brother Tony Fingered in Ashley Madison Leak

Hey, they said "fingered," I'm just repeating them.

The August hacker attack on AshleyMadison.com, a website devoted to helping married men cheat on their wives, has snared the younger of presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton's two brothers.
Tony Rodham, who is close to the former secretary of state and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, was a registered user of the infidelity website, DailyMail.com can reveal....
But his loyal second wife Megan Madden Rodham, a dedicated pediatric intensive care nurse with whom he has two young children, said she was aware he had signed up with the website, and that he had squared it with her already.
...
Rodham's wife tells Daily Mail Online he has never cheated on her -- but admits she knows Rodham was signed up on the website. "I'm fine with it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further,' she said, standing next to the family SUV -- a Buick sporting a 'Hillary for America' bumper sticker

Well that could be true, I did buy hiking boots and then never actually went hiking.

Yet.

Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM

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Posted by: mallfly at October 01, 2015 01:46 PM (qSIlh)

2 Yes, mom, I did buy a Playboy. But there was a cool article in it I wanted to read.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (OD2ni)

3 is fingered the right word?

Posted by: mallfly at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (qSIlh)

4 Just like looking at Ferrari's.

Posted by: Chupacabras at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (XiVKO)

5

Well that could be true, I did buy hiking boots and then never actually went hiking.

Yet.
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Too funny.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (UhRGU)

6 Ace has hiking boots? Mohair?

Posted by: maddogg at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (xWW96)

7 Wasn't signing up to AM actually a guarantee you would not meet women to have an affair with?

Posted by: Willy J. at October 01, 2015 01:48 PM (GfSPN)

8 Blue dress finger?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 01, 2015 01:48 PM (Z58Xa)

9 Right wing conspiracy?

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:48 PM (gmeXX)

10 Hey they bought that I smoked weed, but didn't inhale.

Posted by: Slick Willie at October 01, 2015 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

11 Amazing what a few hackers can do with a web site.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 01:48 PM (UhRGU)

12 Going by the numbers, you'd probably have better luck posting ads on Craigslist with the subject Looking for DTF women.

Posted by: Chupacabras at October 01, 2015 01:49 PM (XiVKO)

13 Megan Madden Rodham-has the typical 2 last names. I wonder how much she has extorted from him to keep him around?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (Z58Xa)

14 Going by the numbers, you'd probably have better luck posting ads on Craigslist with the subject Looking for DTF women.

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Or just hanging out with Bill.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (gmeXX)

15 Wasn't signing up to AM actually a guarantee you would not meet women to have an affair with?

Pretty much. I registered at AM because I quite liked the idea of Paolo-ing some neglected housewives, but it didn't look like a target rich environment so I never paid any money.

Recent revelations assure me that I acted wisely.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

16 Guy looks like a sleazeball. And that Megan is no prize, herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (0yhH4)

17 Is this the brother married Barbara Boxer's daughter, or the other one?

Both of Hillary's brothers are *slimy*.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (NOIQH)

18 Megan Madden Rodham-has the typical 2 last names. I wonder how much she has extorted from him to keep him around?

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Let me check with the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (gmeXX)

19 Rodham's wife expects to save money with Obamacare too.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 01:50 PM (VndSC)

20 I buy condoms all the time and never use them...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 01, 2015 01:51 PM (+aCe4)

21 Ace has hiking boots? Mohair?

Posted by: maddogg at October 01, 2015 01:47 PM (xWW96)

Ewoks have mo' hair than mo'st anyone else.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2015 01:51 PM (0yhH4)

22 "Rodham's wife tells Daily Mail Online he has never cheated on her -- but
admits she knows Rodham was signed up on the website. "I'm fine with
it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further,' she said,
standing next to the family SUV -- a Buick sporting a 'Hillary for
America' bumper sticker."

Tony Rodham gaslighting level, expert.

Posted by: rebel flounder at October 01, 2015 01:51 PM (1DH1V)

23 Those Rodhams are some fine folks. Yes indeed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 01, 2015 01:51 PM (8ZskC)

24 The funny thing is that Hillary signed up to find chicks, too.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 01, 2015 01:52 PM (oEDuY)

25 She should be able to upgrade that Buick now.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:52 PM (gmeXX)

26 >>"I'm fine with it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further."

For all we know this is like Huma and Weiner.
He has permission to be a perv because wife is already pursing other interests.

Marriage is sham "for the children."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 01:52 PM (NOIQH)

27 "Both of Hillary's brothers are *slimy*."

seems to run in the family...

genetics or upbringing?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:52 PM (vQvKz)

28 Why use AM? An airport men's room stall is much more secure.

Posted by: Larry at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (UhRGU)

29 And Pete Townsend went to kiddie porn sites to do sociological research.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

30 I did buy hiking boots and then never actually went hiking. Yet.

Never "hike" without your galoshes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (rwI+c)

31 And in this age, it's actually incredible that people looking to cheat don't get caught more often. One of my single friends sees married (or in long term relationships) people that she knows with active profiles on dating sites constantly.

If she tells the woman about it, exactly what's posted above is how they react.

Posted by: Chupacabras at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (XiVKO)

32 Maybe someday there will be a story of one of Rodham family actually doing something decent, and laudable and worthy of praise-but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (cgZPg)

33 i wonder how the leak caused him to get a prostate exam?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:53 PM (vQvKz)

34 I think that "Buick sporting a 'Hillary for America' bumper sticker" is actually the Secret Service's codename for Hillary.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (VndSC)

35 Who knew that AT THIS POINT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!! is the Rodham family motto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

36 >>genetics or upbringing?

Yes

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (NOIQH)

37 I thought it's been established that there were no actual women on AM, so there was no actual cheating.

Posted by: @votermom at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (cbfNE)

38 24
The funny thing is that Hillary signed up to find chicks, too.
...

How do you think Huma was uncovered?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (UhRGU)

39 >>For all we know this is like Huma and Weiner.

Sounds like Obama talking about Iran getting nukes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (/tuJf)

40 "Hiking boots"? I had no idea that was what they were called....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (EzgxV)

41 Is this the Rodham brother who raped Haiti or was that the other Rodham brother?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 01, 2015 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

42 "I'm fine with it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further,' she said,

Sheesh

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 01:55 PM (D5XRv)

43 Is that the brother with the gold mining deal in Haiti? Or is that another one?

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at October 01, 2015 01:55 PM (mf5HN)

44 I didn't know Shrill had a brother. So, her brother is a sleezy adulterer like Billy and her SIL is a stupid user wife like her.

Wow. Their a mirror couple to her own sham of a marriage

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 01:55 PM (2x3L+)

45 What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Couch Fucker at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (1DH1V)

46 >>Maybe someday there will be a story of one of Rodham family actually doing something decent, and laudable and worthy of praise-but I'm not holding my breath.

Chelsea told how her great grandma didn't abort her grandma because there was no Planned Parenthood back then.

So....great grandma did something good (kept unplanned pregnancy) and look what happened....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (NOIQH)

47 Tony Rodham

Was this guy one of Bubba's golf buddies.

Wouldn't a nice round of Heterosexual scandals from 1600 Penn Ave be nice about now after taking it up the ass for the past 7 years?

Posted by: DaveA at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (DL2i+)

48 i wonder if Ace has ever knocked hiking boots?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (vQvKz)

49 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (kff5f)

50 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (kff5f)

51 I just loaded a bowl.

I'm not the kind of man to take it any further than than that, though.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (zp6Kj)

52 48 i wonder if Ace has ever knocked hiking boots?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:56 PM (vQvKz)

I hope he hasn't knocked them. By his own admission, he hasn't even tried them.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (2Ojst)

53 >>Is that the brother with the gold mining deal in Haiti? Or is that another one?

Maybe it's the one w/the pecan farming get-rich-scheme.
Or the one selling pardons during Bill's last days in office?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

54 I will use todays journalistic standards and declare; The wife is fine with it because they are into threesomes. Its obvious. You are all so judgey!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (clR7B)

55 I miss Billy Carter. At least he was a brother that you could identify with.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (UhRGU)

56 Too bad he isn't classy like Billy Carter was.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (VndSC)

57 Actually on topic, my current pair of Irish Setters are absolutely the best boots I've ever worn.

Posted by: Irony at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (9miVc)

58 "I hope he hasn't knocked them. By his own admission, he hasn't even tried them."

maybe he just hasn't "tried" tried them... ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (vQvKz)

59 >>Is that the brother with the gold mining deal in Haiti? Or is that another one?

He be the one.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

60 O.o

So... I seriously cannot imagine surviving the encounter if I were ever to sign up for an online affair website and then my wife found out about it.

I can't imagine anyone finding a body.

Why on *earth* would you stick around with a spouse who obviously was looking to replace (or at least supplement) you?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (kff5f)

61 I'm fine with Bill being alone with an intern in the Oval Office. He is not the sort of man to take it further.

But if he does, I'll milk it all the way to the WH.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (gmeXX)

62 Posted by: cthulhu at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (EzgxV)

The Elder God on a daywalker thread? Hope all is well (or as well as it can be if the Elder God's are appearing).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (GDulk)

63 i wonder how the leak caused him to get a prostate exam?

Courtesy of her divorce lawyer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (D5XRv)

64 51
I just loaded a bowl.

I'm not the kind of man to take it any further than than that, though.

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 01, 2015 01:57 PM (zp6Kj)
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"I just loaded a bowel"FIFY

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (UhRGU)

65 58 "I hope he hasn't knocked them. By his own admission, he hasn't even tried them."

maybe he just hasn't "tried" tried them... ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (vQvKz)

You people are sick.

Posted by: The Couch at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (2Ojst)

66 Why on *earth* would you stick around with a spouse who obviously was looking to replace (or at least supplement) you?
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It's a family thing.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (VndSC)

67 And I don't get why cheaters learn a lesson from successful serial killers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (XiVKO)

68 What is wrong with these people?
Duh. Their parents were Republicans. Explains it all, no?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (xq1UY)

69 "I don't have a problem with him fantasizing about cheating on me, because I know he's to spineless to actually do it".

That's all kinds of messed up, when you think about it.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (2z4UX)

70 >>Is that the brother with the gold mining deal in Haiti? Or is that another one?

He be the one.

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You don't get a "palatial mansion" for nothing.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (gmeXX)

71 When you're married to a Rodham you put up with things, ya know?

Posted by: Megan Madden Glauchen Globen at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

72
This wife is deceiving herself. She's voluntarily self-delusional. Perhaps it's how she copes with all the oh-so-wrongness going on in her marriage.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (dFi94)

73 Let it burn.

Posted by: AD at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (SNFKU)

74 These people are so morally bankrupt. Why do they bother to get married? For that matter, why doesnt Bill dump Shrill now? How is she useful to him in any way now especially if she goes on to lose the nomination of the general election?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (2x3L+)

75 #63: LOL

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (vQvKz)

76 Is there a site for hikers who secretly prefer to jog?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (ppaKI)

77 Why on *earth* would you stick around with a spouse who obviously was looking to replace (or at least supplement) you?

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Depends on what their next paycheck will be.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (gmeXX)

78 "Your honor, I know that I had that pressure cooker, dufflebag of nails, and floorplan of the capital building in my basement, but you see I wasn't going to go any further. I just liked knowing that I could if I wanted too."

Ironclad. Defense.

Posted by: joe at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (KUaJL)

79 OK, so when we take Hamilton off the money, we can put Ashley Madison on?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (xq1UY)

80 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (kff5f)

Power corrupts in many ways.

Do people honestly think this is going to damage the Clinton brand? I mean the entire brand is built on affairs.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (tM4uk)

81 It's a family thing.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (VndSC)

I mean... If it were her brother-in-law and the cheated on spouse were her sister, I could say "Well, maybe it's genetic." This is just... weird.

Makes you wonder about their family dynamic growing up, you now?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (kff5f)

82 >>Why on *earth* would you stick around with a spouse who obviously was looking to replace (or at least supplement) you?

$$$$ and kids?
She may have rejected him first (which is understandable) because he's a slimeball.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

83 @60

Maybe you could ask Mrs. Carlos Danger?

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (zp6Kj)

84 76 Is there a site for hikers who secretly prefer to jog?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2015 02:00 PM (ppaKI)

Hikerfag dot com?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (2Ojst)

85 Tony also promised never to do that thing in her mouth.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (VndSC)

86 I miss Billy Carter. At least he was a brother that you could identify with.

Fat, drunk, and owned his own brewery.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (D5XRv)

87 *know.

No "you now," "you know."

And I can't even blame autocucumber.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (kff5f)

88 Sigh: Hillary Clinton's Brother Tony Fingered in Ashley Madison Leak

Oh, no. It's happening again...

Posted by: Freddy at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (EHU9F)

89 "You people are sick."

no: we're morons...

#duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 02:01 PM (vQvKz)

90 I wonder what this family eats for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 02:02 PM (UhRGU)

91 Judging by the way she speaks of him, chances he was on AM looking for guys to help her cuck him?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:02 PM (XiVKO)

92 >>>I miss Billy Carter. At least he was a brother that you could identify with.

We elected the wrong Carter. I mean that in all sincerity.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2015 02:02 PM (ppaKI)

93 Yeah, just the tip. Nothing more.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at October 01, 2015 02:02 PM (eEBON)

94 After the interview, Madden Rodham went home and cried for an hour. Then, staring at the diamonds, she revocered her nerve...

Posted by: Ben H at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (gJEsZ)

95 86

DING!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (UhRGU)

96 Do people honestly think this is going to damage the Clinton brand?

I certainly don't. That's why I'm focused on the f*cked-up "human angle" here.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (kff5f)

97 For that matter, why doesnt Bill dump Shrill now? How is she useful to him in any way now especially if she goes on to lose the nomination of the general election?

Can't compel spouses to testify.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (D5XRv)

98 O/T: Liberal outraged: Sara Palin said she could see Putin's Bootprint on Obama's ass from her house.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (jsWA8)

99 re the sidebar about Hillary and her minions not wanting to take the CI training: you know what, Hill? None of us want to take it. We're all very busy. However, our jobs literally depend on it's completion.

It must be nice to be able to mandate things for others, while exempting oneself.

Posted by: pep at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (GMG6W)

100 This is perfectly fine you see because (A) Democrat and (B) shut-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Weep in Victory at the Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

101 Rodham's wife tells Daily Mail Online he has never cheated on her -- but
admits she knows Rodham was signed up on the website. "I'm fine with
it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further,' she said

Sure, she's "fine" with it.

Sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (FsuaD)

102 Heh, this *is* the one who used to be married to Barbara Boxer's daughter.

Oh, he's a WINNER:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Rodham

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (NOIQH)

103 Who among us wouldn't look the other way while our spouse seeks hookups online if we were getting a Buick SUV out of the deal?

Posted by: Megan Madden Glauchen Globen at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

104 This family with their sordid scandals again. Trashy tabloid fodder, that is really all they are. And to think that we could have put an unquestionable family man like Mitt Romney into the Oval Office.

Sometimes Im driven to despair by the antics of my fellow countrymen!

Posted by: Begonia at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (NH+Rh)

105 Why on *earth* would you stick around with a spouse who obviously was looking to replace (or at least supplement) you?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 01:58 PM (kff5f)

Democrat women.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (iynDC)

106
Thank God he wasn't fisted.

Posted by: Beorn at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (dGF4J)

107 101 Rodham's wife tells Daily Mail Online he has never cheated on her -- but
admits she knows Rodham was signed up on the website. "I'm fine with
it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further,' she said

Sure, she's "fine" with it.

Sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM (FsuaD)

Paolo knows what she is fine with.

Posted by: Paolo at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (2Ojst)

108 >>>> O/T: Liberal outraged: Sara Palin said she could see Putin's Bootprint on Obama's ass from her house.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 01, 2015 02:03 PM

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Is this for realz? Bawawawawa! That's so funny it's awesome

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (2x3L+)

109 and that he had squared it with her already.

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So a payoff.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (gmeXX)

110 I thought when a womyn say's "Fine" it was time to run?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (jsWA8)

111 62 Posted by: cthulhu at October 01, 2015 01:54 PM (EzgxV)

The Elder God on a daywalker thread? Hope all is well (or as well as it can be if the Elder God's are appearing).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 01, 2015 01:59 PM (GDulk)

Just caffeinating prior to attempting rocket surgery (manually altering ip routing).

Posted by: cthulhu at October 01, 2015 02:06 PM (EzgxV)

112 Megan Madden Rodham is not just Tammy Wynette, standing by her man.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at October 01, 2015 02:06 PM (WKeEA)

113 See: Canquelle, Huma Weiner, Mrs. Spitzer

Contrast with Sanford's wife

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 01, 2015 02:06 PM (iynDC)

114 I registered at the Buick site and ordered an SUV. But my wife KNOWS I'll never drive it.

Posted by: Billy Carter at October 01, 2015 02:06 PM (UhRGU)

115 I thought when a womyn say's "Fine" it was time to run?

No. When a "womyn" says "Fine" you shrug and say "okay. Whatever."

When a woman says "Fine," running just means you'll die tired.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)

116 And when an 'Ette says "Fine" there's nothing left but the screaming.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)

117 If my husband ever pulled that sh*t with me, I'd have a hole dug in the backyard and a sack of lime nearby.

Or...

He'd be taking me shopping at the jeweler of my choice.

*taps chin*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:07 PM (FsuaD)

118 >>Megan Madden Rodham is not just Tammy Wynette, standing by her man.

Nope, she's supporting the family on her ICU nurse's salary whilst Tony jumps from one shady, money-losing scam to the next.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:08 PM (NOIQH)

119 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:07 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, what have we said about proper use of "or?" Those are not two mutually exclusive options - provided they're pursued in the correct order.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:08 PM (kff5f)

120 Ace

Dooo the hiking.

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River guide at October 01, 2015 02:08 PM (mcm0N)

121 Sure, she's "fine" with it.

Sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Paolo knows what she is fine with.
Posted by: Paolo

She's fine with being ridden like a Kentucky Derby mount.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:08 PM (D5XRv)

122 if i pulled that shit with Resident Evil, i'd be homeless....

if i was lucky.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 01, 2015 02:09 PM (vQvKz)

123 Jane, what have we said about proper use of "or?" Those are not two mutually exclusive options - provided they're pursued in the correct order.

Yep. Pillage first, then burn.

Posted by: The Vikings at October 01, 2015 02:09 PM (8ZskC)

124 My wife (previously divorced) told me early on in our relationship: "I'm not getting divorced again. I'll just kill you."

Seriously, this kind of "relationship" just boggles my mind.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:10 PM (kff5f)

125 I think Megan is the "other woman" that Tony cheated with while still married to Babs Boxer's daughter. What's so delicious about this, I've met the current Mrs. Rodham when the initial Clintonista email felonies hit back in March of this year. Mrs. Rodham was in so much denial, I thought I was in Egypt. Plus, every two seconds Mrs. Rodham was telling me she played womens rugby and how "tough" she was for doing so... Yeah, well I played rugby too, as I told her and the men's game is a tad bit more violent than the women's game, please don't say they are the same, they're not. Well honey, your hubby is cheating on you, watcha gonna do??? Too much delicious schadenboner for me...

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 01, 2015 02:10 PM (eObHQ)

126 If my husband ever pulled that sh*t with me, I'd have a hole dug in the backyard and a sack of lime nearby.

Or...

He'd be taking me shopping at the jeweler of my choice.

*taps chin*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

"He went to Jareds!"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:10 PM (D5XRv)

127 Yep. Pillage first, then burn.
Posted by: The Vikings at October 01, 2015 02:09 PM (8ZskC)

*****

And then rape by romantic firelight. Really sets the mood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (6Ke4o)

128 I recall reading somewhere that 40,000 female profiles on AM shared a batch of 9 email addresses - all AM company-run.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (JO9+V)

129 But his loyal second wife Megan Madden Rodham, a dedicated pediatric
intensive care nurse with whom he has two young children, said she was
aware he had signed up with the website, and that he had squared it with
her already.

And the shiner she gave him is recovering nicely.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

130 Not exactly on topic but not exactly off either....

This is why I could never really buy into the Mick Jagger/David Bowie rumors.

Why bang Bowie's smelly cornhole when you have these fine specimens of prime trim at your beck and call-

http://www.vintag.es/2015/04/12-beautiful-women-

who-had-huge.html

(remove extra spaces)

as well as many many many many others.

Jagger (and apparently Jack Nicholson as well) pretty much had just about every woman he wanted from his teens and early twenties till sometime into his 60's.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (0cMkb)

131 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (JO9+V)

So they were prostitutes.

Or Test accounts for production validation when new code was pushed to the site. Or both.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (kff5f)

132 >>I think Megan is the "other woman" that Tony cheated with while still married to Babs Boxer's daughter.

Oh. That was not such a bright idea, marrying a guy who cheated on his wife with you.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (NOIQH)

133 he was fingered? ......ew

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (0O7c5)

134

Shit active shooter roseburg Oregon college ten dead

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River guide at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (mcm0N)

135 129
But his loyal second wife Megan Madden Rodham, a dedicated pediatric

intensive care nurse with whom he has two young children, said she was

aware he had signed up with the website, and that he had squared it with

her already.

And the shiner she gave him is recovering nicely.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 01, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

However, he's still trying to retrieve his nuts from his throat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (FsuaD)

136 I'm fine with it. He is not the sort of man who would take it any further

Ha. Although once this stuff goes public and you aren't leaving, what else can you say to the press?

Although looking at how much the site skewed male, most of these people probably legit never did anything. At least, on the site that is. But of course, you had to pay to get on this thing, right? So that's a bit more than just trolling the internet...

Posted by: Lea at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (lIU4e)

137 I'm frankly amazed by the whole Ashley Madison thing, plus the whole Hillary email scandal.

Have we as a society become so used to computers that we have forgotten that computer records are there forever.

I mean this used to be common sense. If you wanted to cheat, you paid in cash, you turned off your cell phone, cloak and dagger stuff.

Now people just openly sign up to a website and give out their credit card info. Trust us. No one will ever know.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (gmeXX)

138 She's fine with being ridden like a Kentucky Derby mount.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:08 PM (D5XRv)

Leave John Kerry out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 01, 2015 02:13 PM (oKE6c)

139 This is like Kobe Bryant's wife. After he gets accused of rape, she shows up with a big fat diamond ring on her finger. There are a lot of money grubbing whores out there it seems

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:13 PM (2x3L+)

140 Oh. That was not such a bright idea, marrying a guy who cheated on his wife with you.

Oh, but he left her because she was so mean and didn't love him. It's all her fault, you see. He'll never leave me because I'll never treat him like she did!

~Woman in denial

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

141 Oh. That was not such a bright idea, marrying a guy who cheated on his wife with you.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (NOIQH)

But she's special. He'd never do the same thing to her!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 01, 2015 02:13 PM (iynDC)

142 Law enforcement twenty wounded

Law enforcement saying

stay away

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River guide at October 01, 2015 02:14 PM (mcm0N)

143

Shit active shooter roseburg Oregon college ten dead

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River guide at October 01, 2015 02:12 PM (mcm0N)
===============================

Oh no

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:14 PM (dFi94)

144 Have you ever noticed, ever since Billy Carter, that almost all embarrassing relatives of Democrat presidents are dead? Or are kept deep deep under wraps?

Dead: Bill's mom, Obama's grandma
Under wraps: The Rodham boys, Michelle's mom

With the exception of Neil Bush (who committed the crime of having run a Savings and Loan), all Republicans have is a couple of crazy relatives who are crazy because they're libs.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 01, 2015 02:14 PM (Xd2w5)

145 Lol. Ad at top of page, "Is he cheating on you? Enter e-mail" etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:15 PM (FsuaD)

146

Law enforcement says twenty wounded
and ten dead? And they haven't got the shooter yet?

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:15 PM (dFi94)

147 Ya ....grammie sounds .....bad.

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River guide at October 01, 2015 02:15 PM (mcm0N)

148 I have a box of Aunt Jenima's pancake mix in the larder.
Haven't used it.
Yet.

Posted by: Garrett at October 01, 2015 02:15 PM (IKzvu)

149 Rodham bros raked over the coals by the media for being on AM in the same way the Duggar idiot was in 3...2...1...

*crickets*

*crickets*

*still waiting*

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (hvf9s)

150 >>Under wraps: The Rodham boys, Michelle's mom

Not under enough wraps!
She's the live-in nanny and she can be quite unpleasant, or so we've heard in the foreign press.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

151 >>>> bright idea, marrying a guy who cheated on his wife with you.

-----

It seems to have worked for Newt and Callista. They seem quite happy

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (2x3L+)

152 Something wasn't right when I read through that the first time, but now I think I see what was bothering me: the usage of words like loyal, devoted, close, dedicated. When each sentence is looked at individually, nothing seems out of place. It's when reading the whole thing that the words aren't really what matter, only the "feels".

Maybe I'm just seeing something that isn't there, but it seems to me they're trying to leave you feeling a way that's contrary to the substance of the article.

Again, am I seeing things?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:17 PM (XiVKO)

153 I can do the old man's shuffle in running shoes just fine.

Shoes is shoes, and running shoes are comfortable for the time when one must wear shoes.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 01, 2015 02:17 PM (mheYt)

154 Democrat women.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 01, 2015 02:05 PM (iynDC)

Amazing, isn't it? Democrat women are the strong, independent, feminist types and then stand by their man when he makes a fool out of them.

Republican women are the ones who are submissive, downtrodden, handmaidens of the patriarchy who toss the cheating louse out on his ear when they find out.

My theory: Conservative and Republican women value self-respect more than money or status; Democrat and progressive women vice-versa.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Turbo-Charge What Agitates You at the Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

155 It seems to have worked for Newt and Callista. They seem quite happy

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (2x3L+)
_____

Oh please! You cannot tell if Callista is happy or not. Her face always looks like that.

Posted by: Begonia at October 01, 2015 02:18 PM (NH+Rh)

156 So they were prostitutes.

Or Test accounts for production validation when new code was pushed to the site. Or both.

Possibly. I took that to mean the 40,000 profiles were fake-shill accounts to entice/dupe men into paying for membership. "Hey baby"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (JO9+V)

157 Dude should have gone to some universities and sought out some eager coeds with his "I'm Hillary's brother" street cred.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (AC0lD)

158 It seems to have worked for Newt and Callista. They seem quite happy

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (2x3L+)

They do. But a) wasn't that actually a little different (IIRC, Newt was already going through divorce before he took up with Callista, but I could be wrong there) and b) would you be surprised if you found out Newt was cheating on Callista?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (kff5f)

159 Law enforcement says twenty wounded
and ten dead? And they haven't got the shooter yet?

Posted by: grammie winger

Gun free zone - Advantage: Shooter.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (D5XRv)

160 Active shooter, I don't comment for 72 hours, unless it's to critique media's coverage, not the event itself.

They've screwed me too many times with their shitty reporting.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (XiVKO)

161 To be fair most people buy exercise equipment, use it once, and never again.

Affairs might be like that. Who know?!!?

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (bjHLG)

162 I've been up close to Calista. I'm convinced her hair is made of plastic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:20 PM (FsuaD)

163 To be fair most people buy exercise equipment, use it once, and never again.

Affairs might be like that. Who know?!!?

------

Well you generally don't feel better about yourself and you usually regret it.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:20 PM (gmeXX)

164 Fox is now saying 15 dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2015 02:21 PM (/tuJf)

165 The funny thing is that Hillary signed up to find chicks, too.

Tony's the beard.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 01, 2015 02:21 PM (DQZLr)

166 Shep is reporting the shooter is down.

Shep probably doesn't know what that means.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (FsuaD)

167 To be fair most people buy exercise equipment, use it once, and never again.

*looks at Nordic Trak currently serving as a clothes rack, nods head*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (JO9+V)

168 To be fair most people buy exercise equipment, use it once, and never again.

Affairs might be like that. Who know?!!?
Posted by: HoboJerk

Buy pussy once and never use it again??

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (D5XRv)

169 And on a tangentially related note, I have had a High Definition webcam now for over 2 weeks and have not taken any pictures of my junk.

And I'm in great shape with good ab definition.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (AC0lD)

170 Let me guess, another person violated a no gun zone?

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (gmeXX)

171 However, I will say wasn't a great thing all those kids at U of T were unarmed when Charles Whitman went bugshit?

Oh, wait, what?

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:22 PM (XiVKO)

172

BREAKING:

MASS SHOOTING AT UMQUAH COMMUNITY COLLEGE, ROSEBURG, OREGON

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (YtRdY)

173 Idk about that Allen. Accounts of read about them make Newt sound pussy whipped. All he does is ramble about Callista to the point that it becomes annoying and embarrassing. They do seem to have sincerely converted to the Catholic Church. Callista sings with the choir at the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (2x3L+)

174 >>The funny thing is that Hillary signed up to find chicks, too.

Whaaaaat!

That's why she paid me to do up to three jobs simultaneously (wink, wink).

Why would she trifle with small-time whores?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (NOIQH)

175
10 dead, 20 wounded.

Prayers up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (YtRdY)

176 157 Dude should have gone to some universities and sought out some eager coeds with his "I'm Hillary's brother" street cred.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 01, 2015 02:19 PM (AC0lD)

Good advice.

Posted by: Haven Monaghan at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (oKE6c)

177 >>Fox is now saying 15 dead.

God Bless them and have mercy on xer souls.

Posted by: Garrett at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (IKzvu)

178 And I'm in great shape with good ab definition.

------

Showoff.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:23 PM (gmeXX)

179 The Rodhams and the Clintons: Keeping the "fun" in "dysfunction"!

Posted by: Furious George at October 01, 2015 02:24 PM (UlJ3l)

180 CNN pointing out that its lunchtime on west coast... 'cause timezones.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 01, 2015 02:24 PM (WDySP)

181 Jeeze louise. What the hell makes someone want to go out one day and kill random people?

Prayers for the dead and injured.

Obama going off on guns again in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:25 PM (FsuaD)

182

If I were a parent of a student who attended that college, I would be frantic right about now. You know there will be a long time lag getting any information from LE.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:25 PM (dFi94)

183
After the tragedy in Oregon today, this demonstrates the immediate need for more gun control. We must prevent bad people from gaining access to guns, and with republican's blocking every effort to prevent this from happening, we can expect more deaths.

Posted by: Elinah Cummings, D-GA at October 01, 2015 02:26 PM (OiFtZ)

184 Great more bad news. Poor kids. They're sitting ducks. Gun grabbing to come next. Obama must be salivating over the dead kids and a mass shooter. Anyone know anything about the shooter?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:26 PM (2x3L+)

185 If he were just curious, there are plenty of free sites on the internet. Not sure what was so special about AM except they charged money. We know that most of the female accounts were fake. Did anyone actually, to use Ace's euphemism (wink wink) hike?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 01, 2015 02:26 PM (iQIUe)

186 >>If I were a parent of a student who attended that college, I would be frantic right about now.

Things are soooo messed up now.
Fabric of society is unraveling.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:26 PM (NOIQH)

187 They'll try and gun-grab. But if recent history's any judge, most likely what we'll get is the public actually clamoring for legalizing campus carry.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (XiVKO)

188 OT but The Blacklist starts back up again tonight at 9:00pm Eastern. Woo hoo!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (2Ojst)

189 Is this the brother who married Barbara Boxer's kid and then didnt pay child support? Or, is this the brother who was selling access to Bill for pardons?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (iQIUe)

190
The Tea Party is no doubt connected to the Oregon shooter.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, D-CA at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (OiFtZ)

191 Not under enough wraps!
She's the live-in nanny and she can be quite unpleasant, or so we've heard in the foreign press.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:16 PM (NOIQH)
_______

I really think she is the J Wright church connection and Jarret backstory. Long-time Chicago stuff.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (MIKMs)

192 May the family & friends of the murdered find Strength & be Comforted. May the shooter receive swift Justice ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (qOsoH)

193 Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:25 PM (dFi94)

John was a student at Penn State when there was the shooting. I was working in a bank in town and all the phone circuits were full so there was no way to find out how he was for hours.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (GDulk)

194 Awful awful news. Prayers to those affected by the shooting.

I have no doubt that a school in Oregon will be proudly gun free... thus like lambs to the slaughter. Horrific. And of course the Oregon legislature will not overreact in anyway and demand to ban all the guns, perpetuating the cycle.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (hvf9s)

195 Jeeze louise. What the hell makes someone want to go out one day and kill random people?

Prayers for the dead and injured.

Obama going off on guns again in 3...2...1...

Ruger off 3 1/2%, S&W off 2 3/4%, Vista Outdoor off 1 5/8%.

And the website can't take small fractions.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (DQZLr)

196 Back again

**scans**

Backing out again

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (3ZtZW)

197 I'll take 1 hour in the "Media calls for gun control" pool.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (AC0lD)

198
If anyone would hike the Appalachian Trail I thought it would be Ace....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (iQIUe)

199 >>Is this the brother who married Barbara Boxer's kid and then didnt pay child support? Or, is this the brother who was selling access to Bill for pardons?

Yes and yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (/tuJf)

200 187 They'll try and gun-grab. But if recent history's any judge, most likely what we'll get is the public actually clamoring for legalizing campus carry.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (XiVKO)

After the Virginia Tech massacre the students wanted overwhelmingly to have campus carry. The administration overruled them. So much for the wisdom of our elites.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

201 There was a shooting on my son's campus a couple of weeks ago (son lives off-campus).

Some jackass got in a fight with his girlfriend and fired a round into a wall.

I don't believe he was a student. Found out his girlfriend was seeing another guy.

Anyhow, thank God no one was hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:29 PM (FsuaD)

202 15 dead in school shooting in Oregon.

Posted by: zombie at October 01, 2015 02:30 PM (jBuUi)

203
Another Gun Free Zone Firing Range?

The Leftists simply don't want people protecting themselves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2015 02:30 PM (ODxAs)

204 I didn't pay much attention to the OMG RUSSIAN HACKERS HIT HILLARY'S PRIVATE SERVER stuff yesterday, because I generally distrust all early reports as a matter of principle.

And doubly distrust any early reports coming via the illiterate-on-every-subject-other-than-agitprop snooze media.

Having now looked at the available information with a jaundiced eye, nah. Not Putin's men. These were script kiddies. And yes, the prospect of script kiddies running around with thumb drives full of TS/SCI classified State Department cable traffic is unambiguously not a good thing.

But genuine state-sponsored Russian hackers operating under orders from Moscow Centre are going to have been a whole lot more subtle than a barrage of phishing e-mails, four of them in prompt succession, sending fake "traffic tickets" outside of government business hours to someone who _doesn't even drive a goddamned car herself_.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 01, 2015 02:30 PM (noWW6)

205 >>> And I'm in great shape with good ab definition.

Drawing a fake 6 pack on your stomach with a sharpie is NOT ab definition, hate to break it to you...

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2015 02:30 PM (hvf9s)

206 John was a student at Penn State when there was the
shooting. I was working in a bank in town and all the phone circuits
were full so there was no way to find out how he was for hours.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 01, 2015 02:28 PM (GDulk)
=========================

I would lose my mind. I'm so glad he was unhurt that day.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:30 PM (dFi94)

207 John was a student at Penn State when there was the shooting

When was there a shooting at Penn State?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, whut is a proud Nitwit Lion at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (JtwS4)

208 OT: But that NY Times cartoon in the sidebar:

It really needs a Clint Eastwood cameo.

Posted by: David at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (q80AH)

209
With Republican's refusing to consider any form of gun control, tragedies of this nature will continue to happen and the responsibility rests solely with the the conservative "perpetrators of death."

Posted by: CNN at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (OiFtZ)

210 In Re: Ashley Madison

Did they have advertisers? Because if they had a lot of signed-up members who a small cadre of call center people kept up fake accounts with the proprietors may have been taking in quite a bit of cash.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Turbo-Charge What Agitates You at the Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

211 When the gun control crowd demonstrate that they can keep illegal drugs and illegal aliens out of the country, then, and only then, will I listen to their gun control argument.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (mheYt)

212 Son's campus is a "gun-free zone" and full of vets who would be perfectly capable of carrying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (FsuaD)

213 Of course Rodham's wife is okay with his solicitation for a mistress. The alternative is that she terminates their relationship and then commits "suicide" in Marcy Park.

Posted by: Dan Gleeballs at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (YqcVw)

214 They'll try and gun-grab. But if recent history's any judge, most likely what we'll get is the public actually clamoring for legalizing campus carry.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:27 PM (XiVKO)

Pretty much.

Also, if there is any inkling the shooter is conservative, conservative-friendly, or an archetype of "the patriarchy," we'll get unending sermonizing about how evil we all are.

If the shooter is *not* any of those things, any details will be quickly memory-holed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)

215 Terrible news out of Oregon. They are going to have to do something to make sure these kids aren't sitting ducks. Of course, they will probably do the wrong thing.

Sidenote: we had to do 'active shooter' training at work recently.

Posted by: Lea at October 01, 2015 02:32 PM (lIU4e)

216 I particularly enjoy Tony's cold sore in his wedding picture. Nice touch Tony. Love overcomes Herpes with a Boxer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 01, 2015 02:32 PM (oDCMR)

217 Oh no, not a campus shooting. Now we get to see the usual suspects pile up the victims' still-warm bodies and use them as a soapbox for gun control.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2015 02:32 PM (2Ojst)

218 #UnarmedLivesMatter

Posted by: Furious George at October 01, 2015 02:32 PM (UlJ3l)

219 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)

Either conservatives are evil because they kill people or conservatives are evil because they own guns.

One or the other. Every time.

The argument is rather boring, really.

Posted by: David at October 01, 2015 02:33 PM (q80AH)

220 In Re: Ashley Madison

Did they have advertisers?

An entire industry was born to certify newspaper circulation numbers exactly for that very reason. Newspapers were inflating their circulation numbers and charging advertisers rates based on inflated circulation numbers.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 01, 2015 02:34 PM (mheYt)

221 Sidenote: we had to do 'active shooter' training at work recently.

I haven't had to do that, though I have made my opinion on them known: "You know, what with us being in Texas and all, if you let us carry at work there's a good chance it would all be over before the cops could arrive."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:34 PM (kff5f)

222
When was there a shooting at Penn State?
-----------

In the shower. Multiple times.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky, Nittany Who Is Kitteny at October 01, 2015 02:36 PM (YqcVw)

223
Newspapers were inflating their circulation numbers and charging advertisers rates based on inflated circulation numbers.

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 01, 2015 02:34 PM (mheYt)
=======================
There was a lot of speculation a few years ago that hCarls oJhnsn at Small Icky Slimeballs was doing that with blog view counts.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:37 PM (dFi94)

224 He picks up prostitutes all the time to give them a ride but that's as far as it goes. I know this because he has told me so a number of times.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 01, 2015 02:37 PM (Z9mio)

225 >>Sidenote: we had to do 'active shooter' training at work recently.

They've been doing that at my son's school.
Ugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:37 PM (NOIQH)

226 CBS radio reporting suspect dead or in custody

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (WDySP)

227 >>>When was there a shooting at Penn State?
-----------
>>In the shower. Multiple times.

Damn you! *cleans spray off monitor*

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (ppaKI)

228 Say Ace, I'll take those boots off your hand for a fair price. I'm gonna hit up the ole' Appalachian Trail again.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (wUFzV)

229 I feel for the families of the murdered and wounded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (JO9+V)

230 Sometimes Im driven to despair by the antics of my fellow countrymen!
Posted by: Begonia

That there is some authentic conservatism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2015 02:39 PM (JmGFJ)

231 >>>> >In the shower. Multiple times

-----

Scream!!! So bad! So bad!

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:39 PM (2x3L+)

232 Begonia Concern Status: Noted.

Posted by: Irony at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (9miVc)

233 They've been doing that at my son's school.
Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2015 02:37 PM (NOIQH)

With the kids or the adults? Awful that you have to, but it's better to be prepared I guess.

They passed a law recently that teachers can carry in Arkansas schools. I know one that does.

Posted by: Lea at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (lIU4e)

234 Good lord huge massacre in Oregon.

Didn't they start selling legal weed there today?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (4ErVI)

235
CBS radio reporting suspect dead or in custody

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (WDySP)

Thanks, CBS! Nice reporting there. Really narrows down the outcomes. [makes wanking motion]

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (JO9+V)

236 "He is not the sort of man who would take it any further."

I'm probably late to this joke, but here goes.

Sure, he likes sitting in his car in the parking lot of the wading pool watching little kids swim, but HE'S NOT THE SORT OF MAN WHO WOULD TAKE IT ANY FURTHER."

Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (qHCyt)

237 If you want to be assured that your company thinks of you as a helpless child, do some active shooter training.

Usually, there will be one person that mentions if the guy is coming into your space to murder everyone, use anything you can do defend yourself. And that person will be rebuked by management.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (XiVKO)

238 The real news was that Hillary was signed up at CougarLife.com

They subsequently paid her to cancel her membership.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at October 01, 2015 02:41 PM (Z9mio)

239 226 CBS radio reporting suspect dead or in custody

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 01, 2015 02:38 PM (WDySP)

Either hes's alive or he's dead. Or the cops got him or they don't.

Posted by: Mr. Blonde: CNN Correspondent at October 01, 2015 02:41 PM (EHU9F)

240 Somewhat cleverly written that Megan Madden Rodham is stand(ing) by her man.

Posted by: WowPromo at October 01, 2015 02:41 PM (4nKQX)

241

LOCAL MEDIA REPORTING Oregon State Police confirms
more than a dozen killed in shooting at
Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Ore.
SWAT teams reportedly going building-to-building,
and that a suspect 'is down.'

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:42 PM (dFi94)

242 Usually, there will be one person that mentions if
the guy is coming into your space to murder everyone, use anything you
can do defend yourself. And that person will be rebuked by management.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (XiVKO)

Is there an idea more unamerican than "shelter in place"?
America wasn't built and maintained by people sheltering in place, that's for sure.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 01, 2015 02:42 PM (4ErVI)

243 Don't worry Jane. I'll always be there to protect you.

While you sleep. While you shower. While you read. While you type on the computer.

Posted by: The Lurking Spider at October 01, 2015 02:42 PM (9miVc)

244 Sometime between fall of '96 and summer of '97 since it was after we got to State College and before I quit at the bank. Don't remember details, had completely forgotten about it until now in fact.

Other exciting events in the four years we were there was the riot where the students filmed themselves setting fire to stuff (how little things have changed) anf the guy who fell/was pushed off the top of the only parking garage in downtown.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 01, 2015 02:42 PM (GDulk)

245 Every Wiener deserves a Huma.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (4KoRb)

246 I'm not hearing anything so far about the shooter. He must be black or Muslim

Posted by: L, Elle at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (2x3L+)

247 Democrats- The party of wholesome family values.

Posted by: Dr. Joyce Sisters at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (2Hkbk)

248 He picks up prostitutes all the time to give them a ride but that's as far as it goes. I know this because he has told me so a number of times.

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I TAKE EM TO THE CLINIC!!! I'M A GOOD GUY!!1!

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (3ZtZW)

249 The usual active shooter drill is to 'shelter in place', you know, like chickens do when the fox enters.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (ppaKI)

250 *spider parts everywhere*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 01, 2015 02:43 PM (FsuaD)

251 Typo in comment 240.... man=van

Posted by: WowPromo at October 01, 2015 02:44 PM (4nKQX)

252 I'm not hearing anything so far about the shooter. He must be black or Muslim

Naaa. This early it just means he was dressed in such a way that his race wasn't immediately clear.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:44 PM (kff5f)

253 Is there an idea more unamerican than "shelter in place"?

In fairness, I'm sheltering in place with 13 rounds of Russian 9 in my desk drawer.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (evdj2)

254
I looked up the website of the college. Their page is down.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (dFi94)

255 211 When the gun control crowd demonstrate that they can keep illegal drugs and illegal aliens out of the country, then, and only then, will I listen to their gun control argument.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at October 01, 2015 02:31 PM (mheYt)

Disarm the ghettos first. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (oKE6c)

256 In fairness, I'm sheltering in place with 13 rounds of Russian 9 in my desk drawer.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (evdj2)

Yeah, there's a slight difference between "cower in fear" and "fort up."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (kff5f)

257 Sure, he likes sitting in his car in the parking lot of the wading pool watching little kids swim, but HE'S NOT THE SORT OF MAN WHO WOULD TAKE IT ANY FURTHER."

Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (qHCyt)

He's too busy writing articles for Salon.com

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

258 Live Nude Thread

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2015 02:45 PM (JmGFJ)

259 Good lord huge massacre in Oregon.

Didn't they start selling legal weed there today?

Mass killers over the last 20 years or so correlate very strongly with some combination of three things:
(1) Documented mental illness
(2) Heavy marijuana use
(3) Islam

Posted by: AmishDude at October 01, 2015 02:46 PM (Xd2w5)

260 I looked up the website of the college. Their page is down.

I can't imagine why...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at October 01, 2015 02:46 PM (kff5f)

261 Plus I'm in a windowless dungeon with pushbutton locks.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 01, 2015 02:46 PM (evdj2)

262 I hate to say it, but Obama is probably happy that he has something besides Russia/Syria to talk about.

Posted by: Baldy at October 01, 2015 02:46 PM (sEXjW)

263 Sure, he likes sitting in his car in the parking lot of the wading pool watching little kids swim,

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Jeezis.

You ever see Jackie Earle Haley in Little Children? The pool scene was unreal

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at October 01, 2015 02:47 PM (3ZtZW)

264 211 When the gun control crowd demonstrate that they can keep illegal drugs and illegal aliens out of the country, then, and only then, will I listen to their gun control argument.
Posted by: Hayfield Volkovs

Guess you will have a lot of free time on your hands Hayfield.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 01, 2015 02:47 PM (yddCj)

265 Usually, there will be one person that mentions if
the guy is coming into your space to murder everyone, use anything you
can do defend yourself. And that person will be rebuked by management.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 01, 2015 02:40 PM (XiVKO)

Ours was not terrible. They did mention that if you were standing in front of a guy with a gun, you might as well try to defend yourself. They didn't' exactly encourage it or give you any tips on how...but they acknowledged it as a legit option.

Posted by: Lea at October 01, 2015 02:47 PM (lIU4e)

266 263 Sure, he likes sitting in his car in the parking lot of the wading pool watching little kids swim,

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Similar to a Madison, WI Democrat Assemblyman Brett Hulsey ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 01, 2015 02:48 PM (+c55T)

267 Compare and Contrast:

Shelter In Place

vs

Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna
make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if
you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's
just the way it is.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2015 02:49 PM (JO9+V)

268 And more:

Iranian troops arrive to take part in offensive operations in Syria.

So that's Russia, China, and now Iran.

Can you say WWIII?

Sure Iran has been helping out there for years, but this latest activity is all in the open now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 01, 2015 02:49 PM (4ErVI)

269 They did mention that if you were standing in front of a guy with a gun, you might as well try to defend yourself.

-----

Just not with a gun ... because we don't want guns at the workplace.

Posted by: SH at October 01, 2015 02:49 PM (gmeXX)

270 Prayers for the victims and their loved ones.

Bricks for those that politicize this to further their sick agenda.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 01, 2015 02:50 PM (+aCe4)

271 Shep Smith citing 'reliable sources', which is to say, someone other than himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 01, 2015 03:17 PM (Z58Xa)

272 What that means is they might have been shopping for a third, and they picked the wrong web site for it based on AM'a prolific advertising. Way more women are recreationally bisexual than ever will fess up to it unless they are under 25.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 01, 2015 03:35 PM (qJsa+)

273 WOW. Hiding in plain sight for 30 years on Mars

https://youtu.be/ZGtWIGBqI6c

Posted by: Mr. Enigma at October 01, 2015 04:18 PM (scOkk)

274
Two things:

1. He signed up with his real name? idiot.

2. Given that there were, oh, let's be generous, 10,000 men to ever actual woman, he'd have a better chance at the bar on a Friday night even if his pickup line was "I'm Hillary's little brother".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 01, 2015 06:48 PM (VvOZ5)

275 Jim Hoft says the shooter is Chris Harper Mercer.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at October 01, 2015 08:56 PM (gFO8N)

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