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Overnight Open Thread ( 25 Sep 2015)

Ted Cruz explains why Republicans always lose to Obama.

"From a Democrat's perspective," Cruz said, "why would you let an appropriations bill pass if you can just wait until the end of the fiscal year, come right up to the edge of the cliff, and know Republican leadership will surrender? You don't even have to guess on it. They promised you from the outset."

Migration

Yeah, this won't end well for the countries on the receiving end. The world's congested human migration routes.

F-15 Eagle C2040

Hmmm. They had me at the part where it said it will carry twice as many missiles. Boeing unveils a version of the F-15 with twice as many missiles.

Golf Rules For The Rest Of Us

Facebook Bullying

Jeez. Now unfriending on Facebook qualifies as bullying.

Auction

The original Princess Leia bikini is up for auction.

Weather Lady Review

Hairstyle

Um, no. The 'man plait' hairstyle.

Hooker Fight

Naked hookers in boxing ring match after dispute over $80. I can see it now. This will be the next Discovery Channel Naked reality show.

Miami Vice

Damn I'm getting old. This classic scene aired on TV 31 years ago.

Jazz Hands DUI

Alright, which one of you morons did this? Man charged with second DUI.

Romano then began to insult the deputies. While talking to the deputies, Romano asked a female deputy if she wanted to watch him dance with his "jazz hands," according to the Sheriff's Office.

Kabuki Theater

Yup. Plans are afoot for the military if the shutdown happens. I'm just sick and tired that our elected officials cannot even do one of their basic tenants of the job. Pass a budget. The whole lot of them should be removed from office.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by 50 Nerds Of Grey:


top dog pic via

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Posted by: dIb at September 25, 2015 10:00 PM (HYAmq)

2 I'll get everyone

Posted by: dIb at September 25, 2015 10:00 PM (HYAmq)

3 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2015 10:00 PM (KCxzN)

4 'Sup weekenderons!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 25, 2015 10:02 PM (uZnX2)

5 Happy Friday woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:02 PM (fgSDS)

6 I'm going to buy that Princess Leia bikini with my book advance. Assholes gave me $8 million! Are my 15 minutes up yet?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 25, 2015 10:02 PM (gwG9s)

7 ***"From a Democrat's perspective," Cruz said, "why would you let an appropriations bill pass if you can just wait until the end of the fiscal year, come right up to the edge of the cliff, and know Republican leadership will surrender? You don't even have to guess on it. They promised you from the outset."***


Geeze, you'd think Cruz might lurk here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 25, 2015 10:03 PM (Wckf4)

8 U.K.'s Labour Party Goes Old School Cuckoo Socialist

M.P. Jeremy Corbyn was overwhelmingly elected as leader of the U.K.'s Labour Party. His love for Osama bin Laden and hatred for the United States is well known, but his picks for the "Shadow Cabinet" are demonstrating just how bats**t insane Labour has decided to become.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9996

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2015 10:03 PM (vBeA5)

9 Oh my goodness that top dog looks just like my dog except her gardening gloves are pink.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:04 PM (zS+qK)

10 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!!

Posted by: cthuhu at September 25, 2015 10:04 PM (EzgxV)

11 The hipster bottom has yet to be realized

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2015 10:05 PM (Ii765)

12 A budget? That's just fucking nuts when you can print money and vote for continuing spending resolutions. Why would they want to govern how we have to live?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:05 PM (fgSDS)

13 Tonight's ONT brought to you by 50 Nerds Of Grey

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Posted by: The Put-upon Hat at September 25, 2015 10:05 PM (vBeA5)

14 How come the Democratic party can pass Obamacare via reconciliation, but the Republicans can't use reconciliation to force a bill through that defunds Planned Parenthood (which would actually be a finance bill)?

Posted by: bluto at September 25, 2015 10:06 PM (jL4hF)

15 Going to say goodnight. And I still love Ted Cruz, no matter what anyone else says.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 25, 2015 10:06 PM (q20+R)

16 Hey CDR M, you hear anything you can talk about, about the fight escort I just watched cruise around LAX?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:07 PM (sL/MH)

17 If I hit the lotto, I would buy the Princess Leia outfit and ask Kate Upton to model it for me. Then die of a heart attack.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM (9iR5/)

18 Carry over from last thread, looking for bebe's plane. No "Jumbos" outbound from LAX right now. Iberia A340 is about as close as it gets.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM (7Kl+K)

19 I swear, animal trainers are telepathic and animals are mind readers.

There is a youtube video of a common bird (crow, magpie, something) solving a twenty two step puzzle to get a treat. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Neebisher Wooloogangalong at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM (tEkW4)

20 Now that's a perfect Goldie pic.

Thank you CDR M. It made me smile.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM (0vg+F)

21 Those weather ladies......wow.....

Miami Vice - Loved that silly little slice of 80s TV. One of the better TV premiers too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 10:09 PM (NGd+i)

22 Oh, and then I could be the third moron to die, right behind Buzzion and Ricardo Kill.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 10:09 PM (9iR5/)

23 Eagle C2040---Scha-WING!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

24 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:07 PM (sL/MH)


No idea. I've been working on project all day and now nursing a cold.

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (TWXpK)

25 Good ONT roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (UQGss)

26 And since I'm hitting the hay soon and we've been doing the catholic thing I have a confession. My daughter didn't have the time for her dog and needed to find him a new home. I told her to bring him to me and I would take him to the shelter. I drug my feet for 3 weeks and became attached but hubby said no way Molly k,.. I took him to the humane society on Wed and cried through the whole thing. Today I went up there in a ball cap and sunglasses and volunteered to walk dogs. I went through the whole shelter and he wasn't there. He got adopted in the first 2 days. Not sure to be happy or be scared who got him.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (zS+qK)

27 16 missiles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (gcGvX)

28 Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM (0vg+F)


Any time!

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (TWXpK)

29 That Yanet Garcia video is pretty good if you mute the yammering idiot.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (k9qR4)

30 That is one cheeky Latina.

Posted by: fly gal at September 25, 2015 10:11 PM (4eh02)

31 The weather in Mexico is fascinating. I could watch it for hours

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2015 10:11 PM (DiZBp)

32 No idea. I've been working on project all day and now nursing a cold.

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (TWXpK)


Whenever I'm sick I get a brand new bottle of NyQuil and crawl into bed until I'm better or out of NyQuil, whatever happens first.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:11 PM (UQGss)

33 18 Carry over from last thread, looking for bebe's plane. No "Jumbos" outbound from LAX right now. Iberia A340 is about as close as it gets.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:08 PM

They're taking off & landing. This guy roughly followed a path they take for wave offs on landings.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:11 PM (sL/MH)

34 Ricardo is dead? Damn!
I told him that stuff killed David Carradine. Did he listen? NOOOOooooo!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:12 PM (hVdx9)

35 The amazing thing about that Miami Vice clip is how well it holds up. A lot 80s television seems incredibly campy compared to what's on nowadays. If you saw that in the first episode of a new show that was airing tonight, though, you'd still be interested in watching.

Posted by: AD at September 25, 2015 10:12 PM (bAajo)

36 "ight behind Buzzion and Ricardo Kill."


What got you? You went ahead sampled that "mystery dip" in the fridge, didn't you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:12 PM (7Kl+K)

37 Is it a sin to fap to weather girls? Asking for a friend.

BTW, are those asses real? Or are they implants. The butt implants are as big as the boobs in some places aren't they?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:13 PM (dvuhZ)

38 Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:11 PM (UQGss)


Already took the Nyquil. Waiting for it to kick in.

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:13 PM (TWXpK)

39 Go Rangers!

Posted by: Beth M at September 25, 2015 10:13 PM (kiy9d)

40 Virginia is getting slapped around by BSU.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 10:13 PM (NGd+i)

41 There's not going to be a shutdown, like Cruz said, they promised to never do it. Never, no matter what. So its just up to the dems to threaten it every time something comes up and the GOP will cave.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (39g3+)

42 I too have been accused of failing to say hello in the morning.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (Dwehj)

43 If this keeps up I'll ask for a refund

Posted by: Jeff E at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (aAmrC)

44 "They're taking off & landing. This guy roughly followed a path they take for wave offs on landings."


Lufthansa 748 just departed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (7Kl+K)

45 26 And since I'm hitting the hay soon and we've been doing the catholic thing I have a confession. My daughter didn't have the time for her dog and needed to find him a new home. I told her to bring him to me and I would take him to the shelter. I drug my feet for 3 weeks and became attached but hubby said no way Molly k,.. I took him to the humane society on Wed and cried through the whole thing. Today I went up there in a ball cap and sunglasses and volunteered to walk dogs. I went through the whole shelter and he wasn't there. He got adopted in the first 2 days. Not sure to be happy or be scared who got him.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:10 PM (zS+qK)



Be happy for him.....he was adopted by someone who almost immediately recognized his quality, and they're probably worried sick about how someone who was obviously a good owner had suffered such a horrible fate to have to give up such a good dog.

Posted by: cthuhu at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (EzgxV)

46 The original Princess Leia bikini is up for auction.


I only want it if it comes with 1983 Carrie Fisher. Or an impersonator that looks similar.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (zt+N6)

47 I'm just waiting for the dancing girls. I was told there would be chicanery.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (UQGss)

48 ONT!

*mixes another Firecrotch*

And now back to Z Nation.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)

49 How come the Democratic party can pass Obamacare via
reconciliation, but the Republicans can't use reconciliation to force a
bill through that defunds Planned Parenthood (which would actually be a
finance bill)?


Posted by: bluto at September 25, 2015 10:06 PM (jL4hF)

Have you ever heard the phrase "Stupid Party"?
Also you misspelled "won't"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (ftVQq)

50 Oregon St/Stanford is playing on FS1. I think I'll switch over. Virginia is playing to get there coach fired.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (NGd+i)

51 If you haven't taken a look at my new novel Life Unworthy, please do, its about a Nazi-slaughtering Werewolf hunted by various factions through Poland in WW2. It was a lot of fun making sure it was as historically accurate as possible - you know, other than the werewolf thing - and has lots of bits about Polish culture and history.

http://tinyurl.com/nq3yk6q

Not showing up in my Amazon store yet, and I do not know why. Going to have to contact them soon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (39g3+)

52 VA has been kicked around since the first offensive play tonite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (fgSDS)

53 "Ricardo is dead? Damn! "

Not all it's cracked up to though. Still want a cigarette and a drink.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (7Kl+K)

54 So do I fix myself a cocktail, or stay sober just in case. I'm close enough that if it ever gets nuked I'll be vaporized before I know what hits me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (sL/MH)

55 I'm gonna unfriend Boner. He doesn't drink enough.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (Dwehj)

56 Wait, Ricardo got killed??? His nic foreshadowed it.
The grim reaper was bound to catch up with him sooner or later. At least Buzz has company now

Posted by: L, Elle at September 25, 2015 10:17 PM (2x3L+)

57 "If you haven't taken a look at my new novel Life Unworthy, please do,
its about a Nazi-slaughtering Werewolf hunted by various factions
through Poland in WW2. It was a lot of fun making sure it was as
historically accurate as possible - you know, other than the werewolf
thing - and has lots of bits about Polish culture and history.
"



YES!!! Been waiting for this one since I read the snippets of it on your now-defunct blogspot site.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:17 PM (UQGss)

58 Yeah, Ricardo, it was the mystery dip. I knew it had become a science experiment and it smelled kind of dicey, but I thought What the Hell? I've got this bag of chips and what's the worst it could do, kill me? Well, guess what. Now I don't get to see Kate Upton modeling that Princess Leia outfit. Damn the bad luck.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 10:17 PM (9iR5/)

59 Not all it's cracked up to though. Still want a cigarette and a drink.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (7Kl+K)


Just don't turn orange on us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2015 10:18 PM (DiZBp)

60 China Southern A380 inbound in 10-12m or so...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:18 PM (7Kl+K)

61 How come the Democratic party can pass Obamacare via reconciliation, but the Republicans can't use reconciliation to force a bill through that defunds Planned Parenthood (which would actually be a finance bill)?

1) they are afraid doing so will make them look like crazy Bible thumping nuts controlled by the religious right and that will make their colleagues laugh at them in cocktail parties
2) they don't want to because knocking up your intern and sending her to Planned Parenthood is handy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:18 PM (39g3+)

62 I like the Cadbury Gorilla version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAK5d9VO1VU

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (iQIUe)

63 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (7Kl+K)

Buzzion probably knows the good bars....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)

64 GGE- In your neck of the woods, Raleigh. Still headed to the mountains next week?

Posted by: Mike. Hammer at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (9SqUk)

65 Another night listening to Chicago PD dispatch on scannerradio. They don't pay these people enough.

A few nights ago a domestic call. Man attacks woman with pitchfork. Lots of gunshot calls, thanks Rahm.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (0vg+F)

66 Be happy for him.....he was adopted by someone who almost immediately recognized his quality, and they're probably worried sick about how someone who was obviously a good owner had suffered such a horrible fate to have to give up such a good dog.

Posted by: cthuhu at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (EzgxV)


.................

I hope you are right, I remember when I adopted my dog from there 2 yrs ago I worried about her previous owners who couldn't keep her due to a move. I spent about a month wishing I could tell them she was being treated like a queen and loved.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (zS+qK)

67 "So do I fix myself a cocktail, or stay sober just in case. "


Fcuk it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (7Kl+K)

68 Ricardo is dead? Damn!

No, no, no, no, he's outside... looking in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (39g3+)

69 Leia bikini is up for auction.
I only want it if it comes with 1983 Carrie Fisher. Or an impersonator that looks similar.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (zt+N6)

Yeeaaahhh, she was total batshit back then too, but since everyone else was wasted too, they chalked it all up to coke, etc. Go with the impersonator or hot chick of your choice that can the bikini top out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (sL/MH)

70 I have been building WWII rifles at an insane pace. My credit card is crying for mercy.
I guess it is my therapy since dad passed.
No, I am not in a good place. Prob won't be until I pass too. Don't need sympathy. Not looking for it.
Not everyone is meant to reach old age.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

71 Good Shabbos, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!

As you may have heard, we're planning a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe:

Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).

Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Thanks!

BONUS: The Ghost of Buzzion is rumored to be making an "appearance;" IIRC, he lives in Crybaby's district and may have some info.

Posted by: speedster1 at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (1brdf)

72 54 So do I fix myself a cocktail, or stay sober just in case. I'm close enough that if it ever gets nuked I'll be vaporized before I know what hits me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (sL/MH)



Let's see....Los Angeles....nope -- doesn't get nuked. Says right here, "weaponized bioagents". Something about importing water for hundreds of miles in open canals.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (EzgxV)

73 Been waiting for this one since I read the snippets of it on your now-defunct blogspot site.

The blog lives, just a new address now in my link Its been a long time writing, because of all the research.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (39g3+)

74 Hey everybody.

Hungry for something mustardy. Ordered a Cubano sandwich from Togo's yesterday but wouldn't you know it, they forgot to put on the black forest ham.

It was still good, I ate it, but it didn't seem complete. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (ntObR)

75 100


!!!!

Posted by: Jake at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (KgR2g)

76 "Damn the bad luck."


Well, you just never know. One day you're doing the old lady and then, the next, done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (7Kl+K)

77 53 "Ricardo is dead? Damn! "

Not all it's cracked up to though. Still want a cigarette and a drink.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:16 PM (7Kl+K)


..............

Might want to check with the pope, Might not be allowed on Fridays

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (zS+qK)

78 No, I am not in a good place. Prob won't be until I pass too.

I know what you mean. But after a while you kind of... get used to the ache and the missing piece. Life goes on.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (39g3+)

79 48. And now back to Z Nation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)

Wait, what? You're not gonna hang? This is turning into a bust.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (sL/MH)

80 Posted by: speedster1 at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (1brdf)


Boner isn't going to show up is he? He's gonna have some free time now.

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:22 PM (TWXpK)

81 >>>
49 How come the Democratic party can pass Obamacare via
reconciliation, but the Republicans can't use reconciliation to force a
bill through that defunds Planned Parenthood (which would actually be a
finance bill)?
Posted by: bluto at September 25, 2015 10:06 PM (jL4hF)

--------
Because Obama will veto to it anyway. Why bother fulfilling a promise to try? If they had the White House and 2/3s majority in the Senate and the House, then, only then, they can do something.


Posted by: L, Elle at September 25, 2015 10:22 PM (2x3L+)

82 Another night listening to Chicago PD dispatch on scannerradio. They don't pay these people enough.



A few nights ago a domestic call. Man attacks woman with pitchfork. Lots of gunshot calls, thanks Rahm.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (0vg+F)


They outlawed plastic bags. That didn't solve everything? I'm sure the concrete barrier bike lanes that barely allow for car traffic on major streets will end the violence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2015 10:22 PM (DiZBp)

83 Ordered a Cubano sandwich from Togo's yesterday but wouldn't you know it, they forgot to put on the black forest ham.

...so it was a mustard and pickle sandwich? Pulled pork is ideal for a Cuban anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:22 PM (39g3+)

84 our elected officials cannot even do one of their basic tenets of the job. Pass a budget.

I think we just went over this. Protecting elected officials is our job.

Posted by: Weepin' John at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (FcR7P)

85 51
I don't have time to read books anymore (sad I know) but you just made a sale. I'll download it in the morning. And hope I can find some time to read.

Posted by: traye at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (0XuWb)

86 wait, wait wait...

Carrie Fischer played herself in 'The Blues Brothers"



now fookin way

Posted by: Jake at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (KgR2g)

87 Well shit. We're already almost 100 comments in?

The good news is I'm already mostly drunk.

Hooooorde!!!!!


The Orange Bitch is out! The Orange Bitch is out! Buahahahahah!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)

88 That's an acting class for dogs. He's teaching them how to emote and how to find their stage marks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (iQIUe)

89 "Buzzion probably knows the good bars...."


Oh, he knows some bars. Not necessarily "my" kind of bars though. Lots of dudes and stuff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (7Kl+K)

90 Chris, it was swiss, pulled pork, pickles and mustard, so yes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (ntObR)

91 HOOOORDE

It's Fuck It All Friday. This week has been one serious kick in the taint. On the other hand, booze.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (e+1S5)

92 Not everyone is meant to reach old age.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (hVdx9)


Nah, ya gotta stay here with us and make us laugh. We will need you more than ever as things circle the drainpipe!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (4zDs/)

93 I can guaran-damn-tee you that if the GOPe had the WH, 60 votes in the Senate and the House, they'd still find a reason not to do it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (dvuhZ)

94 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (KCxzN)

95 Oh lord Raytrout is back.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (4zDs/)

96 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

Where did you find a 1903a3 kit?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)

97 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (dvuhZ)


Probably a very true statement.

Posted by: CDR M at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (TWXpK)

98 "Might want to check with the pope, Might not be allowed on Fridays"



Heh. You should here what they say about The Pope up here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (7Kl+K)

99 Garden tools in Chicago. Who knew? Pitchfork control now!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (fgSDS)

100 Leia in the bikini slave girl outfit propagates rape culture, you know. I'm tellin'.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (dvuhZ)

101 "Hear"


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (7Kl+K)

102 The Orange Bitch is out! The Orange Bitch is out! Buahahahahah!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)


.............

uhhhhh there is still one to go.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (zS+qK)

103 The left is winning their war on Christmas by the way. The most popular holiday in America now is Halloween. Ask a kid which holiday he looks forward to most? Which he wish would be more days.

Its Halloween now. Because if you get presents every day, whats Christmas? They stripped out its real meaning decades ago with that fat f*ck Santa.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (39g3+)

104 I can guaran-damn-tee you that if the GOPe had the
WH, 60 votes in the Senate and the House, they'd still find a reason not
to do it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:24 PM (dvuhZ)


Because then they'd say they need to hold all three branches for at least two presidential terms lest they be thought of as rushing into changing "settled law"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)

105 uhhhhh there is still one to go.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (zS+qK)



And?

We've been losing our shit for how long that the Weeper has to go? He's finally going. That's damn sure a reason for a drink and a smile.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (GEICT)

106 Who the hell needs a pitchfork in Chicago?? That's like bringing tomatoes to a speech, why would you even do it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (39g3+)

107 No, I am not in a good place. Prob won't be until I pass too.

I know what you mean. But after a while you kind of... get used to the ache and the missing piece. Life goes on


I hear you and understand. It's been about 3 weeks since my aunt passed and I still cry at the oddest moments. I just can't wrap my mind around the fact she is gone. I look around and find myself waiting for her to appear.

Be well, my friends. I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (0vg+F)

108 60 China Southern A380 inbound in 10-12m or so...
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:18 PM (7Kl+K)

Yeah, I told you. They're absolutely taking off & landing. Guess it's gonna be like that morning a couple weeks after 9/11 where we saw 2 fighters come in with a key they ran all the way out to pershing: not mention it. That was like 6:30 am & the whole neighborhood heard it when the fighters headed up.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (sL/MH)

109 Everybody, say hi to the dummy. Hi dummy! Now get back under the stairs, the adults are trying to talk.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (e+1S5)

110 hi all
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (uZNvH)

111 Love the doggies. I checked out some of the trainer's other videos.

Cruz speaks the truth and nobody listens(except us).

Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (JSovD)

112 GGE- In your neck of the woods, Raleigh. Still headed to the mountains next week?

Posted by: Mike. Hammer at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (9SqUk)



Oh yeah. Mrs Hades is away for the weekend (girls weekend, no boys allowed) but next weekend is definitely still a go.

The blog lives, just a new address now in my link Its been a long time writing, because of all the research.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (39g3+)


Got that one linked, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:28 PM (UQGss)

113 Molly K, it's all right. We got our springer 3 months ago. His owner was in a bad motorcycle wreck. We love the dog to pieces. I thought I might be able to give him back if the guy recovered but no way now. He's my dog and I don't give up my dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 25, 2015 10:28 PM (Lqy/e)

114 Well they either just flew over again or we had a waived off landing...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (sL/MH)

115 Wait, what? You're not gonna hang? This is turning into a bust.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:21 PM (sL/MH)
---
Hung...bust...booze...girl, it's the ONT!

Okay everyone, time to slough off the bad nasty and embrace the good nasty. It's Friday, we're alive, and we're still, ever and always, free in our hearts. Enough doom and gloom.

*raises skull chalice*

Here's to the ships of our navy,
And the ladies of our land;
May the first be ever well rigged,
And the latter ever well manned

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)

116 66 Be happy for him.....he was adopted by someone who almost immediately recognized his quality, and they're probably worried sick about how someone who was obviously a good owner had suffered such a horrible fate to have to give up such a good dog.

Posted by: cthuhu at September 25, 2015 10:14 PM (EzgxV)


.................

I hope you are right, I remember when I adopted my dog from there 2 yrs ago I worried about her previous owners who couldn't keep her due to a move. I spent about a month wishing I could tell them she was being treated like a queen and loved.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:19 PM (zS+qK)



That's very funny that it happened to you, and it means that you know I'm right. I wonder if the family where he's at has kids or other dogs....and a big ol' yard to romp around in. Squirrel!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (EzgxV)

117 Evening all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)

118 Watched the Mexican weather clip twice. For the culture.

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (2iV3X)

119 Be well, my friends. I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (0vg+F)

Keep putting one foot in front of the other and you'll eventually get where you need to be, but it is a rough and bumpy road to travel!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (ftVQq)

120 Tilikum, have you scored a type 99 Arisaka rifle yet?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 10:30 PM (9iR5/)

121 Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (e+1S5)

LOL.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:30 PM (4zDs/)

122 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (39g3+)

And "Happy Holidays!"

I'm Jewish, and I absolutely cannot stand that shit.

It's "Merry Christmas."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2015 10:30 PM (Zu3d9)

123 I'm Jewish, and I absolutely cannot stand that shit.

It's "Merry Christmas."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 25, 2015 10:30 PM (Zu3d9)



That's because you're an antisemitic bastard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (GEICT)

124 >>>Here's to the ships of our navy,
And the ladies of our land;
May the first be ever well rigged,
And the latter ever well manned

It was just a coincidence I was doing a shot while reading that, but Slainte!

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (e+1S5)

125 You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's time for the filibuster to go. The republic is the plane in a nose dive and it's time for some radical maneuvering to pull out, if it's not too late already. Going nuclear has to be done.

Supermajority requirements are good to protect liberty and keep shit from passing. However, they suck when shit needs repealing. Also, the country is roughly 50/50. Ain't never gonna get 60 votes any time soon. So, it's time to sack up and just do it. Roll their asses with 51 votes and say the hell with it.

If we get a decent R in the WH, this must be done. The Dems will block everything. If the GOPe wins, this will never be done.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (dvuhZ)

126 105 uhhhhh there is still one to go.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:26 PM (zS+qK)


And?

We've been losing our shit for how long that the Weeper has to go? He's finally going. That's damn sure a reason for a drink and a smile.

.................

I meant Hillary in her orange pant suit.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (zS+qK)

127 "Yeah, I told you. They're absolutely taking off & landing. "


What are you calling a "jumbo" jet, bebe?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (7Kl+K)

128 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)

My Dad's favorite toast was


"Here's to the Russian Navy,


Bottoms Up!"


Sadly, it seems like that's appropriate again.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (ftVQq)

129 100 Leia in the bikini slave girl outfit propagates rape culture, you know. I'm tellin'.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:25 PM (dvuhZ)


Is it a sexist Micro aggression to say she could have played with my Light Saber?

Posted by: Darth Wolfy at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (qh617)

130 mpfs

Posted by: chemjeff at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (uZNvH)

131 Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (0vg+F)


You won't be, sweet lady. Something will always be missing. The price we pay for love, I reckon.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (4zDs/)

132
This is what kills me about the GOP: how hard is it to vote for what the majority of the people who elected you want?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (iQIUe)

133 Evening BCochran, DC. Have a drink? Elijah Craig and coke here.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (UQGss)

134 54 Says right here, "weaponized bioagents". Something about importing water for hundreds of miles in open canals.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (

So you're you're saying I should drink lots of alcohol to kill the weaponized bio agents.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (sL/MH)

135 "why would you let an appropriations bill pass if you can just wait until
the end of the fiscal year, come right up to the edge of the cliff, and
know Republican leadership will surrender?"

And for the current fiscal year, Democrats didn't even have to do that.

On the Republican side of the aisle, the Cheeto and the Cornhole teamed up to deliver the "cromnibus" bill in the closing days of last year's lame-duck session, that eliminated even the requirement for the usual ceremonial surrender.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 10:33 PM (noWW6)

136 I asked a burning question above that no one has answered. Are those asses on those weather chicks real or implants? They've got to be implants, I say. If they're real, then by all that's holy, save that DNA. It's special. We need to breed more of them things.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:33 PM (dvuhZ)

137 Well if you win the Saturday Powerball jackpot of $169 million cash, then you should be able to afford Princess Leia's bikini and find someone to wear it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:33 PM (1emJG)

138 I meant Hillary in her orange pant suit.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM (zS+qK)



Oh. hahaha. Hell yes. I mean, it'll never happen. But we can always dream, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

139 "I can guaran-damn-tee you that if the GOPe had the WH, 60 votes in the Senate and the House, they'd still find a reason not to do it."

That damn crone Ginsburg won't die, our hands are tied. So...what do need next Nancy?

Posted by: Disgruntled at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (WNYv6)

140 This is what kills me about the GOP: how hard is it to vote for what the majority of the people who elected you want?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (iQIUe)

In US politics these days, you dance with the one that pays ya'!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (ftVQq)

141 That pic of Leia is fine but this is far and away my favorite

http://tinyurl.com/ns63qtm

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)

142 133 Evening BCochran, DC. Have a drink? Elijah Craig and coke here.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (UQGss)


IT'S CALLED A FUCKING KILT, ASSHOLE!!!


And yes, I'm ready for a drink. Or 3.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (GEICT)

143 Nah, ya gotta stay here with us and make us laugh. We will need you more than ever as things circle the drainpipe!
****

I might be helpful on gun and car stuff, although there are a few morons here who do a better job than I in those areas.

It sucks that I am at an age where the people I love will be taken away, but such is life.
I don't care if I go to hell provided I get to see them one more time before I go.

You know that silly crap where your father taught you about cars, sports, shooting, coached your little league team, taught you how to be a man etc.? That was my dad.
My poor mom is lost without him. 50 years together.
Anyway, I just need to suck it up buttercup. I have people that depend on me. I don't get to wuss out.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

144 Because then they'd say they need to hold all three branches for at least two presidential terms lest they be thought of as rushing into changing "settled law"!


Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)


Note, it was only 11 years ago that the GOPe had the House, Senate, and Presidency...

and still acted and spent like Democrats.

Posted by: Darth Wolfy at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (qh617)

145 Here's to the ships of our navy,

And the ladies of our land;

May the first be ever well rigged,

And the latter ever well manned

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)


I'll drink to that!

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (UQGss)

146 So you're you're saying I should drink lots of alcohol to kill the weaponized bio agents.
-------------
Well, it couldn't hurt. If worst comes to worst, you would probably go out with a smile on your face.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (9iR5/)

147 >>>Evening BCochran, DC. Have a drink? Elijah Craig and coke here.

Yes. Any other silly questions?

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (e+1S5)

148 Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 10:33 PM (noWW6)

I'm expecting the Orange One to try a similar maneuver before he departs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (ftVQq)

149 Ok. Enough of that shit.
Whos drinking?
Who's building shit?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

150 80 CDR M

Oh, IDK, could be fun watching hi. Get wasted and going on a crying jag.

Posted by: speedster1 at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (1brdf)

151 GGE - Was hoping to have coffee while you were in the west, but I' m headed for OBX this week.

Posted by: Mike. Hammer at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (9SqUk)

152 Yo.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (4ramR)

153 So All Hail Eris, did you but this costume yet???

http://www.trashy.com/Toxic-Hooded-Cat-Ear-Teddy.18455-product.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (1emJG)

154 "I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same."

Time doesn't heal _all_ wounds. Nor should it.

Part of life is about just keeping on despite the omnipresence of death.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (noWW6)

155 Yikes, the Cavs are getting curb stomped. Glad I'm a Hokies fan :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (NGd+i)

156 >>>> You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's time for the filibuster to go.

--------

Weird, publius, I was just thinking the same thing. "We" (though I'm not with them) are just handicapping ourselves yet again like the last two "honorable" presidential candidates ran.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (2x3L+)

157
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING KILT, ASSHOLE!!!


You keep telling yourself that, skirt boy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (39g3+)

158 Anyway, I just need to suck it up buttercup. I have people that depend on me. I don't get to wuss out.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (hVdx9)



Yep, that's what got me through. It gets better, it just takes a while. You don't get over it so much as you learn to deal with it.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (UQGss)

159 149: I'm drinking. Thinking about going on itunes, need some new music.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

160 Cochran, DC!

Hey, what you guys hear from Washington
Nearsider? New job going ok?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (sL/MH)

161 Hrothgar,

I know it's a tough road. I made it through Dad's passing but his was sudden and quick. My aunt suffered and I mean suffered. I was with her almost every day and night for six months and stayed at hospice till the end. My sister and I stayed until she was lowered into the ground and the vault sealed as we promised. Pain is inadequate to describe how I feel. Time will tell.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (0vg+F)

162 Hey Tilliku, where's my sushi??? Ordered a California roll and a Dragon roll over an hour ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (1emJG)

163 I think part of the reason death is so traumatic to us today is that we keep it at such a distance that we are unready for it. We don't have the skills to learn to face it and get past, its like a brand new wound. Long ago, death was all around, and it hurt and was horrible but they at least had practice dealing with it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (39g3+)

164 I say go with the alc' to kill the bio-germs. Can't never be too sure.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (7Kl+K)

165 134 54 Says right here, "weaponized bioagents". Something about importing water for hundreds of miles in open canals.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM (

So you're you're saying I should drink lots of alcohol to kill the weaponized bio agents.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:32 PM (sL/MH)




Wouldn't hurt....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (EzgxV)

166 IT'S CALLED A FUCKING KILT, ASSHOLE!!!

Fine, fine.

And what do you call the 4-inch pumps?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (ntObR)

167 You keep telling yourself that, skirt boy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (39g3+)



*narrows eyes*

You must be one of the pop-collared brosephs that WeirdDave dragged me away from while I was hurling obscenities.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

168 >>>Who's building shit?

I'm building a hangover. Should be ready in about 9 hours.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (e+1S5)

169 Hey, what you guys hear from Washington
Nearsider? New job going ok?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (sL/MH)



Basically "Not perfect, but a damn sight better than before"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

170 Also, would it kill BCochran to shave his legs?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (ntObR)

171 And what do you call the 4-inch pumps?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (ntObR)



Fucking gorgeous, bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

172 Anti-alcohol wussy on the 50's decides to show the evils of alcohol to his students who at most 10 years of age.

Has class gather around while he drops two worms into glass of alcohol. Unable to swim or drink in sufficient quantaties, they wriggle and die.
"Now class, what does that tell you?"

My dad: Drink lots of whiskey and you won't get worms!

He was immediately sent to the principal's office.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

173 " Thinking about going on itunes, need some new music."


Chavez, I out-geezer you. I don't know now iTunes works.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:40 PM (7Kl+K)

174 Time for a cosplay video

https://youtu.be/g47Vk4Xv_Bk

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:40 PM (1emJG)

175 Yes. Any other silly questions?

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:35 PM (e+1S5)




Thought of one then forgot it between drinks. Probably better that way.


GGE - Was hoping to have coffee while you were in the west, but I' m headed for OBX this week.

Posted by: Mike. Hammer at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (9SqUk)


Going to Gatlinburg TN on the 30th, then down to Cherokee morning of the 1st to get on the Blue Ridge, getting off in Boone/Blowing Rock to get married and then back on the next morning (the 2nd) to drive it the rest of the way.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:40 PM (UQGss)

176 BCochran, never said they didn't help... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:40 PM (ntObR)

177 Also, would it kill BCochran to shave his legs?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (ntObR)


Run that by Mrs. Cochran.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:40 PM (4ramR)

178 Posted by: Darth Wolfy at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (qh617)

True dat, but not all three for the entirety of two consecutive presidential terms, so...!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:41 PM (ftVQq)

179 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:34 PM (hVdx9)


Takes an amazing, awesome man to leave such grief behind him. Of course y'all are lost with out him. And you're not wussing out, you're mourning.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:41 PM (4zDs/)

180 So, John Boehner is resigning in shame, party in disarray, his 'institution' reviled... and he hands in a six-week notice.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 10:41 PM (FcR7P)

181 You keep telling yourself that, skirt boy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (39g3+)



Know why they call it a kilt?

cause that's what we did to the last one that called it a skirt...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:41 PM (UQGss)

182 Also, would it kill BCochran to shave his legs?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:39 PM (ntObR)


He shaves everything else, why not his legs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (4zDs/)

183 7 Be well, my friends. I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same.
Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM (0vg+F)

It'll get better sweetie. And it's been almost 5 years since I lost my dad, and somebody mentioned him day before yesterday & made me cry. It happens, just go with it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (sL/MH)

184 I'm drinking. Thinking about going on itunes, need some new music.

I have invented a new way to get music in digital format. I call it "jtunes." The j is for jihad!

Posted by: Ahmed the clockhead at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (YJmuy)

185 173: I would try to explain, but, bottom line, $1.29 per song. Your's forever. Need an itune account. Easy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (ucDmr)

186 153 So All Hail Eris, did you but this costume yet???

http://www.trashy.com/Toxic-Hooded-Cat-Ear-Teddy.18455-product.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (1emJG)
---
I might get it for the 'ette Perp Walk -- uh, I mean River Walk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)

187
This lovely young woman was arrested yesterday for terrorist threats, solicitation, battery, child abuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvPru4RPA3A

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (iQIUe)

188 River Walk???

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (1emJG)

189 "So John Boehner, you've capitulated to Stalinist democrats at every turn and left your political party, the GOP, in a complete and utter shambles that'll take years if not decades to ever rebuild. Whatcha gonna do now???"

"I'm going to Dismaland!!!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dismaland

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (ntObR)

190 Vendette!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (jR7Wy)

191 I hear you and understand. It's been about 3 weeks since my aunt passed and I still cry at the oddest moments. I just can't wrap my mind around the fact she is gone. I look around and find myself waiting for her to appear.

Be well, my friends. I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same.
****

Yes the pain does not go away, but you learn to deal with it.
It was a good 4-5 months before I STARTED not to think," can't wait to tell/e-mail dad this!"

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

192 he hands in a six-week notice.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 10:41 PM (FcR7P)


Yep. Shit's about to get real. He'll make President Petulant Bitch look like a model of nobility, mark my words.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (4zDs/)

193 What was that story I read a while back about a Scott wedding. At the reception they were drinking heavily and some dude in a kilt was clowning around and sat in the brides lap. He got up and left a giant giant skid mark on her wedding gown. She went berserko. And right so.

That's what underwear is for.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 25, 2015 10:43 PM (dvuhZ)

194 "Need an itune account. Easy."



I don't have an "i" anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:44 PM (7Kl+K)

195 And what do you call the 4-inch pumps?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:38 PM (ntObR)



A trophy from yer mom...who liked the kilt IYKWIM...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:44 PM (UQGss)

196 Any Morons in SE Arizona this weekend/early next week?

Always enjoy yakking with a member of the horde. Someone around here might vouch for me that I'm not an axe murderer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:44 PM (v9d0Z)

197 "Carrie Fischer played herself in 'The Blues Brothers'"

I can't find it right now -- too busy drinking, taking machines apart, and putting food together -- but there's an epic intercut of the "Jake's excuses" scene where she catches the Brothers in the steam tunnel.

Jake trying to save his ass, mixed with Obama making similarly lame-ass excuses for his economic failures.

"I had a flat tire. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! LOCUSTS!!!"

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (noWW6)

198 115 Here's to the ships of our navy,
And the ladies of our land;
May the first be ever well rigged,
And the latter ever well manned
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)

Slainte!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (sL/MH)

199 It'll get better sweetie. And it's been almost 5
years since I lost my dad, and somebody mentioned him day before
yesterday made me cry. It happens, just go with it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (sL/MH)

I lost my grandma yesterday. Last of my grandparents.

mpfs, you are loved and appreciated here.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)

200 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

What kind of music do you like, Chavez?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4zDs/)

201 I am having a sale for the Kindle version of Golden Isis. You can purchase if for $1.99 this weekend instead of the regular price $2.99.
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (1emJG)

202 Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (0vg+F)

I understand your situation. As far as I can tell, you never quite get back to where you were but you can approach it asymptotically if you give it time (but that's just my experience). And the concept of time is very flexible in this context!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (ftVQq)

203 I posted too late on the last thread. Louie Gohmert spoke tonight at the Values Voter Summit. He talked very candidly about how the gope has been scamming their voters. He is disgusted with them and will get heat for spelling out how they game us. Like not taking up a Veterans' pay bill so they can use them for leverage later. Is he really the first to tell these stories?

Cspan's main page; VVS part 3. Gohmert comes on at the 50 minute mark or I'm sure they'll cover it at Breitbart. He'd better have body guards and food tasters.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (GzDYP)

204 He shaves everything else, why not his legs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (4zDs/)



Alas...if only we could get you to do the same, Tammy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)

205 "Hey Tilliku, where's my sushi??? Ordered a California roll and a Dragon roll over an hour ago. "

California roll? I live in AZ! Wrong state.
Plus we out of dragon. Been out of dragon for 800 years!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (hVdx9)

206 I only want it if it comes with 1983 Carrie Fisher. Or an impersonator that looks similar.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:15 PM (zt+N6)



Wouldn't you go broke keeping her coke habit satisfied?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (0yhH4)

207 Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)

I'm so sorry, vendette. I still think about all my grandparents and they've been gone decades.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (4zDs/)

208 Posted by: Vendette

Sorry to hear of that, Vendette.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (v9d0Z)

209 Always enjoy yakking with a member of the horde. Someone around here might vouch for me that I'm not an axe murderer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:44 PM (v9d0Z)



Damn right I will. Jinx the Cat is a Moron of the highest caliber who won't buy his own drinks next NoVaMoMe if I have anything to say about it.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:47 PM (UQGss)

210 Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)

Sorry to hear that Vendette, my heart-felt condolences to you and your family!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 10:47 PM (ftVQq)

211 This lovely young woman was arrested yesterday for terrorist threats, solicitation, battery, child abuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvPru4RPA3A
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


That sucks.

I have a garden bed that needs plowing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2015 10:47 PM (JmGFJ)

212 127 What are you calling a "jumbo" jet, bebe?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:31 PM

Big airliner. Sorry not up on planes. It was one of the bigger planes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:47 PM (sL/MH)

213 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2015 10:48 PM (YJmuy)

214 "Always enjoy yakking with a member of the horde. Someone around here might vouch for me that I'm not an axe murderer."



I don't think you're an axe-murderer if that accounts for anything. You in SE AZ this week?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:48 PM (7Kl+K)

215 Alas...if only we could get you to do the same, Tammy.





Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)



O.O


*pours another drink*

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:48 PM (UQGss)

216 199 It'll get better sweetie. And it's been almost 5
years since I lost my dad, and somebody mentioned him day before
yesterday made me cry. It happens, just go with it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (sL/MH)

I lost my grandma yesterday. Last of my grandparents.

mpfs, you are loved and appreciated here.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)



I'm sorry to hear, Vendette.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (EzgxV)

217 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)

LOL, you'll have to take that up with the husband.

I did the year we lived in separate states, but I had to get the throw rug back out when he came for his conjugal visits!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (4zDs/)

218 Night everyone. Need to be up at 3am.

Traveling with friends, hang out, ignore the world, and have some fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (1emJG)

219 Steve, Boner is the mayor of Dismal land

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (fgSDS)

220 Christopher,
The irony is I grew up in the funeral business. I was around death everyday. My sister is 4th generation funeral director. We should be able to handle this but I think it's worse for those in the business. Like my dad said...we know too much.

Well my meds are kicking in for the evening. Night y'all.

Tomorrow is another day and college football!

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (0vg+F)

221 187
This lovely young woman was arrested yesterday for terrorist threats, solicitation, battery, child abuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvPru4RPA3A

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (iQIUe)

................

What a sweetie! How long until she gets a white house invite?

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (zS+qK)

222 Hey, Blanco!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (4zDs/)

223 Nite Anna. Enjoy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (fgSDS)

224 I feel like the ONT is one of the few good things left in this world.

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (/22Vh)

225 200 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)

What kind of music do you like, Chavez?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4zDs/)




Why does this sound suspiciously similar to, "do you like gladiator movies?"

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (EzgxV)

226 I did the year we lived in separate states, but I had to get the throw rug back out when he came for his conjugal visits!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:49 PM (4zDs/)



*shakes head*

Well, at least he saved some money on dental floss, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)

227 "Big airliner. Sorry not up on planes. It was one of the bigger planes."


Four engines? Larger fuselage?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (7Kl+K)

228 I believe I'm in SE AZ thru Tuesday. I have somewhat of a short leash for I'm sitting with my 93 year old mother.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (v9d0Z)

229 Is the Leia bikini washed or unwashed?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (Aw1ge)

230 197 "Carrie Fischer played herself in 'The Blues Brothers'"

I can't find it right now -- too busy drinking, taking machines apart, and putting food together -- but there's an epic intercut of the "Jake's excuses" scene where she catches the Brothers in the steam tunnel.

Jake trying to save his ass, mixed with Obama making similarly lame-ass excuses for his economic failures.

"I had a flat tire. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! LOCUSTS!!!"



Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (noWW6)



Here ya go.

https://youtu.be/PIoALj0csAA

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (zt+N6)

231 >>>Alas...if only we could get you to do the same, Tammy.

And remember, pics or it didn't happen. Hey, I didn't write the rules.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (e+1S5)

232 Time for a cosplay video

I'll say one thing, they've worked hard and they're having a blast. But, boy, did they have to retreat far far from reality to do it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (FcR7P)

233 have been building WWII rifles at an insane pace. My credit card is crying for mercy.
I guess it is my therapy since dad passed.
No, I am not in a good place. Prob won't be until I pass too. Don't need sympathy. Not looking for it.
Not everyone is meant to reach old age.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:20 PM

Be well Tilikum. Loss of a parent is tough. May you build may more rifles before your leave this vale of tears.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (o/90i)

234 MH, I believe it.

He probably especially enjoys Brokendreamland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (ntObR)

235 I am afraid to click on the link. My patience with these people is wearing very, very thin.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (4zDs/)

236 Any Morons in SE Arizona this weekend/early next week?

Always enjoy yakking with a member of the horde. Someone around here might vouch for me that I'm not an axe murderer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat
****

You're not? Then why would I want to meet you?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (hVdx9)

237 Item currently on the front page of MSN -

"General: Let women join SEALs"

/facepalm

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (PVi+Q)

238 Thank you GGE, that there is high praise.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (v9d0Z)

239 Scandi weather ladies trend school-teachery, but Nils Holmqvist, weather lad, has got it goin' on. http://bit.ly/1YGvMAy. Maybe video necessary for full cuteness: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Ci6GP5H8o

Posted by: SarahW at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (3fTXW)

240 Thanks, everyone. Advanced dementia sucks.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (4ramR)

241 But, boy, did they have to retreat far far from reality to do it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (FcR7P)



*looks around at reality*

I'm failing to see a problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)

242 I lost my grandma yesterday. Last of my grandparents.

mpfs, you are loved and appreciated here.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (vBeA5)

243 " I feel like the ONT is one of the few good things left in this world."

Have you no shame?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (7Kl+K)

244 ok..........who typed something that made me get a Mack Weldon mens underwear ad on the left side of my page? The MK ad underneath I will fess up to but that top one makes no sense.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:52 PM (zS+qK)

245 Hey there, Miss Tammy. I trust you're well this fine evening.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2015 10:52 PM (YJmuy)

246 I can't afford the costume, but uh, how much would it cost to, uh ... um ... sniff it?

Posted by: Ponytailed Comicon Fan at September 25, 2015 10:52 PM (VdICR)

247 238 Thank you GGE, that there is high praise.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (v9d0Z)



I can also confirm that Jinx is not a serial axe murderer. That's about it, but I can confirm that.

Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)

248 >>>Well, at least he saved some money on dental floss, right?

I'll be sending you the invoice for a six year old brand new ipad

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:53 PM (e+1S5)

249 Sections of Dismaland:

- Brokendreamland
- Toxicwasteland
- Plannedparenthoodland
- Pelosiland

...let's see, did I leave any out?...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 10:53 PM (ntObR)

250 You're not? Then why would I want to meet you?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Perhaps to turn loose one of those WWII rifles to replenish your funds!

Be well my friend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:53 PM (v9d0Z)

251
You must be one of the pop-collared brosephs that WeirdDave dragged me away from while I was hurling obscenities.


Were those the guys with man plaits, hobo beards, and a tagless shirt because of their sensitive back skin?

Not me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (39g3+)

252 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)

Oh, he's got madskillz, son.... that is not an issue at all when you do it right.

Damn, Ima haf to go wake his ass up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (4zDs/)

253 "I have somewhat of a short leash for I'm sitting with my 93 year old mother. "

Well, God Bless there, Jinxy. Hope it goes well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (7Kl+K)

254 So sorry Vendette.

My thoughts are with you.

Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (0vg+F)

255 Be well Tilikum. Loss of a parent is tough. May you build may more rifles before your leave this vale of tears
****

Thanks. I have my weak moments. Stuff my dad took care of is now up to me and I have a much better appreciation for what he sacrificed on behalf of his family. Wish he was here so I could tell him so.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (hVdx9)

256 Still think they ought to do the motion to vacate the chair on Boehner anyways. Don't let him leave on his terms. Do to him what Penn State did to Joe Paterno. He said he would retire at the end of the season. Penn State said "nah fuck you you're gone now." Disgrace the worthless orange skinned loser.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (zt+N6)

257 247 238 Thank you GGE, that there is high praise.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:51 PM (v9d0Z)


I can also confirm that Jinx is not a serial axe murderer. That's about it, but I can confirm that.

Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)




Just the once, then?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (EzgxV)

258 186 I might get it for the 'ette Perp Walk -- uh, I mean River Walk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)

I need to bring my Trashy bustier?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (sL/MH)

259 @162 Hey Tilliku, where's my sushi??? Ordered a California roll and a Dragon roll over an hour ago.
--------------------

I'd offer you one of the Hawaiian Haystack rolls that I've been experimenting with, but I don't think they're quite ready for prime time yet.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (PVi+Q)

260 Blanco, all is well, thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:55 PM (4zDs/)

261 >>>Damn, Ima haf to go wake his ass up.

There's very few things that I'm to wake up to. That would be one of them.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)

262 Capitol One Miles chick versus ATT Retail Chick.


I'm so torn.

Posted by: Just some guy at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (yxw0r)

263 200: Hi Tammy! Today was Steve Earle. I know. Kid Rock, AC/DC, Warren Zevon, Social Distortion, Seeger, SRV, Stray Cats. That kind of stuff. Prolly going to look into some old Hendrix and stuff tonite.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

264 Since UVA was mentioned, they had a quote after the year the coach went 2-12 that said something along the lines of "we care more about our athletes on and off the field." The blogs basically responded with "well then don't pay the coach $2m a year". Reminds me of my days attending games there- hardly went in because by the time we were drunk and ready, we were already down 0-14

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (/22Vh)

265 I keep meaning to ask if there has been a PGiS sighting lately? I have been thinking about her and her boy lately.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (4zDs/)

266 256 Still think they ought to do the motion to vacate the chair on Boehner anyways. Don't let him leave on his terms. Do to him what Penn State did to Joe Paterno. He said he would retire at the end of the season. Penn State said "nah fuck you you're gone now." Disgrace the worthless orange skinned loser.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (zt+N6)




^^^This.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (EzgxV)

267 "Why does this sound suspiciously similar to, "do you like gladiator movies?"



Shirley you jest.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (7Kl+K)

268 Were those the guys with man plaits, hobo beards, and a tagless shirt because of their sensitive back skin?

Not me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (39g3+)



Nah, these were the guys with the pink polo shirts, collars up, plaid shorts, deck shoes and tans.

One of them made the mistake of laughing, pointing at GGE and saying loudly to his friends "That dude is wearing a fucking skirt!"

Within about 2 seconds he and I were approaching nose to nose screaming at each other.

WeirdDave grabbed me and shoved me out the door of the bar that we were supposed to be leaving.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)

269 Just because I want to reminisce: The last time Mom and I visited her before the dementia really set in, we got her fish fry from the local grocery store. She volunteered for decades at the local Catholic Church for the fish fry (Mom can testify). We knew she knew what we got for her, and she ate more than she had eaten while we were there.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (4ramR)

270 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

I think they just released Atlanta a few weeks back, if you don't already have the bootleg.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (4zDs/)

271 258 186 I might get it for the 'ette Perp Walk -- uh, I mean River Walk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)

I need to bring my Trashy bustier?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (sL/MH)




Ahem. Rulez iz rulez.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (EzgxV)

272 Just the once, then?
Posted by: cthulhu

We don't like to bring that up, but they won't be attending any more MoMees uninvited.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (v9d0Z)

273 Ha! Now I have a pizza joint ad and a square asking if I have joint pain.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (zS+qK)

274 >>>

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:58 PM (Vm8WO)

275 Perhaps to turn loose one of those WWII rifles to replenish your funds!

Be well my friend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat
****

I am afraid they are keepers, but perhaps some time at the range when they are done?
Bless you for doing right by your mother.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

276 BLM chick & Achmed could visit the jef anytime now. Between golf rounds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 10:58 PM (fgSDS)

277 I lost my grandma yesterday. Last of my grandparents.

mpfs, you are loved and appreciated here.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM (4ramR)


My condolences, Vendette.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2015 10:58 PM (0yhH4)

278 Damn, Ima haf to go wake his ass up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (4zDs/)



You go girl! LOL

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 10:58 PM (UQGss)

279 "Posted by: Jinx the Cat "


Watch that guy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:59 PM (7Kl+K)

280 The republican party makes me shameless...

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 25, 2015 10:59 PM (/22Vh)

281 Be well, my friends. I am broken and not sure I'll ever be the same.
Posted by: mpfs at September 25, 2015 10:27 PM

So very sorry for your loss. Your aunt will always live on as long as you hold onto her memory and hold her in your heart.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2015 10:59 PM (o/90i)

282 There's very few things that I'm to wake up to. That would be one of them.
Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)


Me, too!

I think I shall wake him up real, real slow.... he likes that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:59 PM (4zDs/)

283 6
153 So All Hail Eris, did you but this costume yet???



http://www.trashy.com/Toxic-Hooded-Cat-Ear-Teddy.18455-product.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2015 10:36 PM (1emJG)

---

I might get it for the 'ette Perp Walk -- uh, I mean River Walk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 10:42 PM (jR7Wy)


Is it awful that I thought, "It could be worse"?

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (4ramR)

284 270: Who? I do not have the bootleg.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (ucDmr)

285 Damn, Ima haf to go wake his ass up.


Stand back, she's gonna lift Thor's "hammer".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (YJmuy)

286 >>>Stray Cats.

Cougar was recently on a plane with Brian Setzer. Said he was a nice guy, shook hands and all but unassuming, still rocking the pompadour.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (e+1S5)

287 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)

I am so distraught that I missed this!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (4zDs/)

288 Hey CDR M, you hear anything you can talk about, about the fight escort I just watched cruise around LAX?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:07 PM (sL/MH)

As I said on the old thread because I didn't know there was a new thread, maybe another missile launch?

Posted by: Blano at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (heN73)

289 We don't like to bring that up, but they won't be attending any more MoMees uninvited.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (v9d0Z)



Oh yeah, them, I remember those guys. They were the ones that we...

*clears throat*

I mean...I wonder what ever happened to those guys...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (UQGss)

290 Vendette, so sorry for your loss. I have lost multiple grandparents to Alzheimer's.
Try to remember the good times and forget the bad ones.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

291 So the guy was wearing a skirt?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (yxw0r)

292 227Four engines? Larger fuselage?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 10:50 PM

Sigh, now you're just making fun of me. Bigger than a 747

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (Vm8WO)

293 I think I shall wake him up real, real slow.... he likes that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 10:59 PM (4zDs/)



O.O

dammit...and Mrs Hades is gone for the weekend...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:02 PM (UQGss)

294 >>>I think I shall wake him up real, real slow.... he likes that.

Get to it, already. And I don't want to see any comments from you for at least 45...30...2012 minutes.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)

295 I am so distraught that I missed this!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (4zDs/)



NoVaMoMe 2014 was.....interesting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)

296 I am so distraught that I missed this!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (4zDs/)


It was a night to remember. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (UQGss)

297 286: Setzer is a real guy. Met him a few times, son knows him pretty well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (ucDmr)

298 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 11:00 PM (ucDmr)

Jimi!


I have been listening to Needtobreathe a lot lately. (North Carolina group)

Probably not your thang, but check out "State I"m In" and "Brother" (Gavin edition) on youtube. Kinda fun!

And I may check back later, but I"m out for now... y'all behave now....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (4zDs/)

299 It was a night to remember. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (UQGss)


I'm just glad you didn't get knifed at that fucking hotel you were staying at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)

300 Boise is tearing up Virginia.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (zt+N6)

301 So the guy was wearing a skirt?


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (yxw0r)



You do realize there is a dagger that goes along with the kilt, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (UQGss)

302 Anna, to finish being obsessive on your pistol, I was thinking about the Colt New Service in .455 Eley (actually .455 Webley)
A good number of them were made both for the North West Mounted Police and later for shipping to England as a supplemental weapon when it was hard to turn out sufficient Webleys for the troops during WWI.

Come to think of it, Orbea Hermanos also came out with a substitute .455 for the British during WWI, it looked like a Schofield.

Now, I was always told the superiority of the Colt over the Schofield was that you could bend the frame of the Schofield when you pistol whipped someone with it, but only the front sight was in danger on the Colt.

They all would have been dumped at the end of the war, oddball cartridge for the rest of the world and oddball pistols for the British.

Here are some images

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o55a7yl

(from a Belgian collector's site. )

Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (3pRHP)

303 Oh, a kilt. Forgive me. I have one.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (yxw0r)

304 And GGE.....where the fuck is Shillelagh??? I can't remember the last time I saw him comment.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)

305 I need to bring my Trashy bustier?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 10:54 PM (sL/MH)
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Like you weren't going to pack it anyway?

Maybe we should all be "packing". That would make a great group photo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)

306 Well since the ONT tends to go off track I thought I would actually read some of the deep stuff posted at the top. I can't believe nobody has commented on the naked hookers duking it out over 80 bucks. ( See CDR M, I read ALL the articles you post). Can't wait til morning to see what ads I get now.

Posted by: Molly k at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (zS+qK)

307 I'm just glad you didn't get knifed at that fucking hotel you were staying at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)


Oh yeah, it was...well, it was within staggering distance of the venue, is the best that can be said about it I guess...which was good the next morning when I had to go get the car out of the parking garage.

That damn car and parking garages...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:05 PM (UQGss)

308 Wtf? That was supposed to be >>

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (sL/MH)

309 UVA getting this stomped would have made sense 5 years ago when Boise was legit. I am not sure why they scheduled such a hard OOC schedule for a team that struggles winning against in-state powerhouses such as William & Mary.

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (/22Vh)

310 I mean...I wonder what ever happened to those guys...


Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:01 PM (UQGss)

Convenient that Jinx has some nice woods out back of his place, er um, beautiful view there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (ftVQq)

311 You do realize there is a dagger that goes along with the kilt, right?


Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (UQGss)


NoVaMoMee! We'll dare you to find the dagger under GGE's kilt!

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (4ramR)

312
Sigh, now you're just making fun of me. Bigger than a 747


AN-225 Mryia?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (39g3+)

313 "Sigh, now you're just making fun of me. Bigger than a 747"

No.

Only thing bigger than a 74' is an A380. No U.S. airlines fly them. No repeat activity in/out LAX of an A 380 recently. Just trying to figure out what you're watching.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (7Kl+K)

314 I inherited a WWII 98k Mauser converted to .308. Granted my dad was in his 20's when he bought it and had it converted, but that Nazi eagle mark on the receiver always bothered me.
Later when I met my "cousin Roy Clemens" it bothered me more as the Nazis tried to murder him during WWII. (Omaha beach survivor)

My grandfather was a Pearl harbor survivor and it is why I won't buy Japanese weapons from WWII. Doesn't seem right to buy weapons from the period when they were trying to murder my grandfather.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (hVdx9)

315 299 It was a night to remember. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:03 PM (UQGss)

I'm just glad you didn't get knifed at that fucking hotel you were staying at.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)
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I obviously left too early!

I really liked our venue at the last MoMee but it broke up too early and there was no after party mayhem -- at least none to which *I* was invited.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (jR7Wy)

316 Damn. Hugs vendette. New phone does not like the brackeys

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (sL/MH)

317 And GGE.....where the fuck is Shillelagh??? I can't remember the last time I saw him comment.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)


I have no idea.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (UQGss)

318 "AN-225 Mryia?"


Well, that would be bigger than a 74'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:08 PM (7Kl+K)

319 Jinx, you can drop me a line at sybarite2@hotmail.com

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (hVdx9)

320 Sections of Dismaland:

- Brokendreamland
- Toxicwasteland
- Plannedparenthoodland
- Pelosiland

...let's see, did I leave any out?...

Fiorina's Hall of Eunuchs

Posted by: Disgruntled at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (WNYv6)

321 That damn car and parking garages...
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:05 PM (UQGss)



Hahahahahahahahaha.

*GGE and Mrs GGE say good bye*

*20 minutes later*

Me "Hey, I thought you guys were headed out?"

GGE "Yeah, fucking so did I."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)

322 " Prolly going to look into some old Hendrix and stuff tonite.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo"

Let me know if you find any "new" Hendrix....


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (Wo9OY)

323 I really liked our venue at the last MoMee but it
broke up too early and there was no after party mayhem -- at least none
to which *I* was invited.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (jR7Wy)



Yeah, me neither.

NoVaMoMee! We'll dare you to find the dagger under GGE's kilt!

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (4ramR)



You might want to check with Mrs Hades about that.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (UQGss)

324 >>>Maybe we should all be "packing". That would make a great group photo.

I, for one, think this is a fantastic plan.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)

325 Never a meetup nearby me, but its for the best. I'm the least interesting man on earth. People get bored by walking past.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (39g3+)

326 NoVaMoMee! We'll dare you to find the dagger under GGE's kilt!
Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (4ramR)
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I'll bet an 'ette finds it...eventually.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)

327 Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (UQGss)



For the next MoMee:


http://tinyurl.com/nryh9fd

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (ftVQq)

328 I really liked our venue at the last MoMee but it broke up too early and there was no after party mayhem -- at least none to which *I* was invited.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (jR7Wy)



Nah, no after party shenanigans. A couple of us staggered to a nearby Denny's.

Btw, "walking distance" to someone native to the DC area is a helluva fucking lot different than it is to someone, say, from FL.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)

329 271 Ahem. Rulez iz rulez.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 10:57 PM (

I need someone to fasten it for me since I don't twist like that since the pious driver rear ended me, so no selfie joy. No do I feel like going through photos to find Halloween shots

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (sL/MH)

330 Me "Hey, I thought you guys were headed out?"



GGE "Yeah, fucking so did I."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)


That'll teach me to check to see if there's a closing time for the garage in question...should have gone across the street the other way.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (UQGss)

331 322: stay tuned my friend, I'm sure there are some old basement tapes around somewhere.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)

332 324
>>>Maybe we should all be "packing". That would make a great group photo.



I, for one, think this is a fantastic plan.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (e+1S5)


So do we.

Posted by: The NSA at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (yxw0r)

333
In California sucks news, Amazon Prime was/is on sale today for $67 -- expires at 12 AM PST I think.

Anyway, turns out California charges sales tax on a Prime membership. An immaterial item, a collection of bits on the internet, the Holy Ghost of consumer products.

Sales tax.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (kdS6q)

334 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:09 PM (hVdx9)

Did you build the 1903a3 you mentioned from a kit or just refurb one?

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:12 PM (ftVQq)

335
Only thing bigger than a 74' is an A380.


There are bigger planes, but not in the USA. Unless the Super Guppy counts. You might just mean passenger planes though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:12 PM (39g3+)

336 325 Never a meetup nearby me, but its for the best. I'm the least interesting man on earth. People get bored by walking past.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (39g3+)



Dude, the NoVaMoMe draws people from all over. The local area of course, plus NH, NC, FL, MA, NY....and Radish has sorta kinda promised to fly back from Germany for next year's.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)

337 BTW, have seen the Ubernerds at work rocking the man bun, the fauxhawk, the reverse mohawk, and the queue, as well as waxed stash and forked beard.

Still no muttonchops as yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)

338 "I'm the least interesting man on earth. People get bored by walking past."


Well, if it helps, you've never interested me in the least. If it helps.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:13 PM (7Kl+K)

339 "stay tuned my friend, I'm sure there are some old basement tapes around somewhere.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo"

One can hope. Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2015 11:13 PM (Wo9OY)

340 So do we.
Posted by: The NSA at September 25, 2015 11:11 PM (yxw0r)
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I know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (jR7Wy)

341 Always enjoy yakking with a member of the horde. Someone around here might vouch for me that I'm not an axe murderer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat
--------------------
Can't swear in court that he isn't one, but I'd trust him with my loved ones any day of the week. Solid Moron, for sure.

Posted by: Chi at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (foBj9)

342 For the next MoMee:


http://tinyurl.com/nryh9fd

Posted by: Hrothgar at September25, 2015 11:11 PM (ftVQq)



oooh, I wonder if I can find a sgian dubh with the Navy seal on it...it would go well with the Edzell tartan kilt that as of this moment I'm too damn fat to wear...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (UQGss)

343 Pass a budget. The whole lot of them should be removed from office.

Yep ... in a nutshell.

I loved the golf rules commercial. Pretty funny. But it also illuminates this great obsession many people have with their golf score, to the point of cheating just to brag about some score they could never really shoot. I never understood that. Even Jack Nicklaus was trying to push people to play shorter tees. his reasoning was - "You get better scores from shorter tees!" I like Jack but that was about the most retarded thing anyone in Western civilization has ever said. And he kept saying it, acting as if he was "onto something". Made me almost kick my TV to shut him up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (zc3Db)

344 What is great about Garands and M1 carbines is the history. You read the stock/receiver/barrel stampings and learn what they mean. You wonder who carried it. What happened to them. What they went thru...
The mind boggles...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (hVdx9)

345 You might want to check with Mrs Hades about that.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:10 PM (UQGss)




Nope. She may find that dagger.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (4ramR)

346 337 BTW, have seen the Ubernerds at work rocking the man bun, the fauxhawk, the reverse mohawk, and the queue, as well as waxed stash and forked beard.

Still no muttonchops as yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)



Where the actual fuck do you work?

Roughly speaking, of course.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:15 PM (GEICT)

347 You do realize there is a dagger that goes along with the kilt, right?
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (

Sgian dubh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:15 PM (sL/MH)

348 Me "Hey, I thought you guys were headed out?"

GGE "Yeah, fucking so did I."


Ah, married time

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (w5jBN)

349 ""stay tuned my friend, I'm sure there are some old basement tapes around somewhere.



Posted by: Chavez the Hugo"

One can hope. Stranger things have happened."

That is, if the Hendrix Estate ever gives up on being assholes. Someone made a movie about him recently and, surprise, surprise, couldn't play any of his songs.....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (Wo9OY)

350 Nope. She may find that dagger.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (4ramR)



LOL, she just might at that.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (UQGss)

351 I'm still pissed I didn't get to the NoVaMoMee while I lived 70 miles away. 700 miles might be a bit too far, but who knows where I'll be calling home next June.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)

352
Dude, the NoVaMoMe draws people from all over.


In my financial situation, if its not in my back yard, I can't make it, heh. Someone else will have to have twice as much fun for me

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (39g3+)

353 346: You work in a prison?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 25, 2015 11:17 PM (ucDmr)

354 If anyone's interested, the Stanford - Oregon State game is pretty good. Tied at 14, Stanford threatening, nearing end of the half.

Stanford was crushed by ND, then beat USC, now tied with OSU? Strange team.

Posted by: Vertov at September 25, 2015 11:17 PM (rRr9n)

355 I lost my grandma yesterday. Last of my grandparents.
mpfs, you are loved and appreciated here.
Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 10:45 PM

As are you Vendette. Very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (o/90i)

356 *Twiddles thumbs. *

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (7Kl+K)

357 Sgian dubh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:15 PM (sL/MH)



That's the one.

Ah, married time

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (w5jBN)



This upcoming Thursday at 6 PM.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (UQGss)

358 Well, if it helps, you've never interested me in the least. If it helps.

aw, you're just sayin that

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (39g3+)

359
How is everyone doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (fC9RO)

360 305 Maybe we should all be "packing". That would make a great group photo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)

Ace will be in seventh heaven, playing with all those boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (Vm8WO)

361 but who knows where I'll be calling home next June.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)


If you are in Raleigh as you think you may be, there just might be someone going there from that location...just sayin'...

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (UQGss)

362 Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:14 PM (UQGss)


You've got months to get back in shape before the next MoMee!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (ftVQq)

363 "There are bigger planes, but not in the USA."

Here in Commiefornia, I occasionally see Russian An-124s flying around.

(And HEAR them. They don't sound like any Western jet.)

Last one I saw was on short final into Moffett Field in the Silly-con Valley. Trailing engine smoke, hydraulic fluid drips, and vodka fumes the whole way.

As for what it was doing there? There used to be some U.S. high tech defense contractors with premises on the east side of Moffett. Still there? I dunno. Weird to think that the Russians might be lugging around classified American dot-mil satellite payloads.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (noWW6)

364
Navy Seals vs Zombies

that's a real movie.

So, I thought of...

Navy Seals vs Abortion-Loving Lesbian Nuns

eh?

eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (F1s01)

365 I used to have a Sgain Dubh that was an antler. The "knife" end was blunt - but you could reverse it and disembowel someone with the "handle".

There are many event which bar an actual dagger.

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (w5jBN)

366 Alright GGE, in honor of all the kilt talk I'm breaking out the Fraoch ale.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (Vm8WO)

367 I'm going to call it a night. I am grateful for all of the condolences and best wishes.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (4ramR)

368 >>>This upcoming Thursday at 6 PM

No shit?!? *pops champagne*


*drinks all the champagne*

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (e+1S5)

369 BRB...seems to be a problem with my drinking cup...I can see the bottom.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (UQGss)

370 "346: You work in a prison?"

Well, they don't call it "prison." Just sorta state place to get themselves right.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (7Kl+K)

371 This upcoming Thursday at 6 PM.


Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (UQGss)

Congratulations if I understand you aright!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (ftVQq)

372 "If you are in Raleigh as you think you may be, there just might be someone going there from that location...just sayin'...


Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter"

Come on up here in the mountains and leave those flatlanders be!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (Wo9OY)

373 Where the actual fuck do you work?

Roughly speaking, of course.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:15 PM (GEICT)
---
In the pinnacle of the Ziggurat of Evil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)

374 Also had one with a bottle opener and corkscrew - like a swiss army knife.

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (w5jBN)

375
BTW, have seen the Ubernerds at work rocking the man bun, the fauxhawk, the reverse mohawk, and the queue, as well as waxed stash and forked beard.

Still no muttonchops as yet.


Dear lord, you poor thing.

You probably have more testosterone than all of them put together.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (fC9RO)

376 How is everyone doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (fC9RO)



CA! What's up my good man?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)

377 Navy Seals vs Abortion-Loving Lesbian Nuns



eh?



eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (F1s01)


The latter will be pregnant.

Now I'm done.

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (4ramR)

378 This upcoming Thursday at 6 PM.


Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:18 PM (UQGss)
---
Congrats!

BC, get a toast ready.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)

379 OT, but don't to get Willowed on the Hillary email thing.

Doubtful that the Hidebeast would know how to securely wipe a hard drive, so she asked someone else to do it, like the IT company she used to setup her email server.

These guys were smart enough to know the legal problems they would get into by doing it, so instead they just delete the files, (and empty the recyle bin if it's Windows). Job done collect the paycheck.

Of course, deleting the files doesn't remove them from the hard drive, but to Hil and her peeps, "Gee, they're gone"

Hil was in the position where nobody who knows how to do this is going to set themselves up as the fall guy.

Posted by: jbarntt at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (+lZvX)

380 In the pinnacle of the Ziggurat of Evil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)



The White House???

Like...woah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)

381 >>>If you are in Raleigh as you think you may be, there just might be someone going there from that location...just sayin'...

As my grandma says, "good lord willing and the crick don't rise"

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:23 PM (e+1S5)

382 You've got months to get back in shape before the next MoMee!


Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:19 PM (ftVQq)



Yeah...I'll start tomorrow, right after the hangover.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:24 PM (UQGss)

383 Did you build the 1903a3 you mentioned from a kit or just refurb one?


Posted by: Hrothgar
****

Well, the receiver was purchased from Old Western Scrounger. They were former drill rifle receivers. Got it for $149 before tax, shipping, and FFL transfer fee.
Picked up a used barrel from Numrich. Now I need a stock and some time to correctly install the barrel. I am looking at a used 1903a3 stock to rehab and install. If I do that I will have about $350 into it.
Sure it's no collectable, but I still feel it's good to bring another 1903a3 back into the world.
BTW, serial number starts at 344xxxx. So it is a WWII receiver.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:24 PM (hVdx9)

384 BC, get a toast ready.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)



Ready and waiting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT)

385
At the formal dinner last weekend, one gal was wearing a strapless dress with a plunging neckline and a skirt slit nearly to her hip. I swear every time she moved someone nearly popped out.

Another was wearing a leather bustier, a black skirt, again slit to the hip, and fishnet stockings.

Apparently I missed the after party when the kisses started and the whip came out. Damn my decision to go smoke a cigar.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (fC9RO)

386 313Just trying to figure out what you're watching.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM

A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (Vm8WO)

387 >>>In the pinnacle of the Ziggurat of Evil.

I did a few jobs in the Capitol in a previous life.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5)

388 "In the pinnacle of the Ziggurat of Evil."


Do I know you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (7Kl+K)

389 Hmm, apparently the shots for Polio also gave the people a virus which can cause cancer.

http://tinyurl.com/oo6rq3r

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (39g3+)

390
BC,

I'm doing well. Still recovering from last weekend. Plus way behind on hours at work and playing catch up in my classes, so busy busy busy. You?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:26 PM (fC9RO)

391 You do realize there is a dagger that goes along with the kilt, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:04 PM (UQGss)

NoVaMoMee! We'll dare you to find the dagger under GGE's kilt!

Posted by: Vendette at September 25, 2015 11:06 PM (4ramR)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

Posted by: The Ribboned Hat at September 25, 2015 11:26 PM (vBeA5)

392 I wonder if Pablo Escobar ever watched Miami Vice?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 25, 2015 11:26 PM (iQIUe)

393 You probably have more testosterone than all of them put together.

They are trying so hard to look manly they forgot to be men.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:26 PM (39g3+)

394 >>>Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM

I know you're in CO and I'm....not, but I'm pretty sure you should invite me to these things. Strictly for purposes of research.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:27 PM (e+1S5)

395 Hrothgar I forgot to answer your question, crap. Yes from a Sarco Kit. Their parts weren't bad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:27 PM (hVdx9)

396 *drinks all the champagne*



Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:20 PM (e+1S5)



Good thing I have bourbon.


Congratulations if I understand you aright!


Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:21 PM (ftVQq)


Indeed you do! See #175.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (UQGss)

397 I wonder if Pablo Escobar ever watched Miami Vice?

Been watching Narco, have we?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (39g3+)

398 390
BC,

I'm doing well. Still recovering from last weekend. Plus way behind on hours at work and playing catch up in my classes, so busy busy busy. You?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:26 PM (fC9RO)


Slightly less busy. Work was an absolute nightmare for about 6 weeks. Nothing but nonstop arguments and fights with people. Eased up a bit now.

But of course the drunken midgets are in school and dance and cheerleading.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)

399 Okay, I've moved on from Firecrotches and now I've got a Dogfish Head Punkin Ale.

Let's raise a glass to GGE and Miz Hades:

Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (jR7Wy)

400 BC, get a toast ready.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)



Ready!

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:29 PM (UQGss)

401 Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (jR7Wy)



Indeed. Thanks Eris.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:29 PM (UQGss)

402 *Yawns*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (7Kl+K)

403 Do I know you?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (7Kl+K)
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Possibly. I replace bulbs in the Eye of Sauron, and patrol the perimeter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)

404 My grandfather was a Pearl harbor survivor and it is why I won't buy Japanese weapons from WWII. Doesn't seem right to buy weapons from the period when they were trying to murder my grandfather.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (hVdx9)


I bought a WWI officers Luger [insert tragic boating reference here], despite having a Great Grandfather who was in the flying corps

Posted by: The Tragic Boating Hat at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (vBeA5)

405 399 Okay, I've moved on from Firecrotches and now I've got a Dogfish Head Punkin Ale.

Let's raise a glass to GGE and Miz Hades:

Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (jR7Wy)



We're going to ignore the Firecrotches comment, JUST FOR THE MOMENT, so we can toast GGE and the Mrs.

That was a very nice one, Eris.

I will go traditional Irish: Sláinte na bhfear agus go maire na mná go deo

(Health to the men and may the women live forever)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)

406
There's a nationwide window washing firm called Men In Kilts.

They are men who wash windows whilst wearing kilts.

What if a women, or a person who identifies as a woman, wants a job there?

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (F1s01)

407 "I wonder if Pablo Escobar ever watched Miami Vice?"

Oh, neverrrrrrrr!
(fap, fap, fap, fappitty, fappitty, fap)

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (hVdx9)

408 I know you're in CO and I'm....not, but I'm pretty sure you should invite me to these things. Strictly for purposes of research.Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:27 PM (e+1S5) Western Martial Arts Workshop, in Racine, WI. Next one is in 2017.wmaw.usThe Armored Deed of Armshttps://youtu.be/N2K62LTT6O0Persian War Wrestling classhttps://youtu.be/3EZai8KU6J4

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (fC9RO)

409 Oh fuck that shit, Pixy. The hell?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)

410 Ready!

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)

411 " I wonder if Pablo Escobar ever watched Miami Vice?"


Probably did. Thought it a comedy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (7Kl+K)

412 What if a women, or a person who identifies as a woman, wants a job there?
Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (F1s01)
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I thought guys like tilted kilts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (jR7Wy)

413 I wonder if leopards wear thongs made of hooker skin?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:31 PM (39g3+)

414 My grandfather was a Pearl harbor survivor and it is why I won't buy
Japanese weapons from WWII. Doesn't seem right to buy weapons from the
period when they were trying to murder my grandfather.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 25, 2015 11:07 PM (hVdx9)




Fortunately MY Arisaka was from earlier than that...it's a Type 30 carbine from around 1903 or so.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:32 PM (UQGss)

415
That business/occupation, always intrigued me. Window washing. Not the guys who do the tall buildings, the guys who do houses.

They really make a living washing windows? They must.

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:32 PM (F1s01)

416 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
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This sounds vaguely Lovecraftian. Did you just curse us?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)

417 Syria: Putin plans air strikes on Islamic State if no U.S. deal reached

... now, what can you make of a headline like that ?

1) supports notion held in Middle East that ISIS is a US puppet
2) US actions against ISIS are a sham
3) US has a shitload of spies in ISIS


Russian President Vladimir Putin is preparing for unilateral air strikes against Islamic State in Syria if the United States rejects his proposal to join forces, Bloomberg reported on Wednesday, citing two people familiar with the matter.

Russia has increased its military presence inside Syria and its arms supplies to the Syrian army as it steps up support of longtime ally President Bashar al-Assad, drawing warnings of further destabilization from Western countries that oppose Assad.

... I guess you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Posted by: Mata Hari at September 25, 2015 11:33 PM (e8kgV)

418 "Possibly. I replace bulbs in the Eye of Sauron, and patrol the perimeter."


You wear the blue jumpsuits? Carry the Mini-14s?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:33 PM (7Kl+K)

419 Soothsayer, in my hometown, there's an all-female bail bonds business called Lipstick Bail Bonds. They all drive pink SUVs, wear pink shirts, and pink pumps.

And when they were asked, they said "sure we'd hire a man, but he would have to wear the pumps."

Oookay. (Since then I've read they've also gotten in trouble with the State of California for using excessive force, but that's another story. Also I've actually seen a few of their employees and let's just say that they're actually NOT that feminine looking.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (ntObR)

420 This upcoming Thursday at 6 PM.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter

Good Job there fellow! This isn't one of those quickie Mexican things is it?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (v9d0Z)

421
*raises glass*

To whiskey, waltzes, and redheads.
May they always bring us more enjoyment than they do trouble.
And may we always find someone to share them with.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (fC9RO)

422 Vendette sorry to hear about your grandparent. We are off out of state tomorrow to visit Mrs? MHs mom in the hospital

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (fgSDS)

423 This sounds vaguely Lovecraftian. Did you just curse us?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)

424 Alex!!! We got the special event tix. We haz sadz you can't make it. Although I don't think Grimmy minds having a bunch of girls to himself.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (Vm8WO)

425
how do they look, steve?

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:35 PM (F1s01)

426 I bought a WWI officers Luger [insert tragic boating reference here], despite having a Great Grandfather who was in the flying corps

Posted by: The Tragic Boating Hat
****

My cousin Roy way gave one he captured from a dead SS officer to his son. After they greased The officer he personally took out the two German civilians who lied and tried to protect the bastard who almost killed him.
Thompson style.
Fine pistols, but I don't want one myself.
Sorry for your boating loss.

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at September 25, 2015 11:35 PM (hVdx9)

427
Do they look like that thing called Beth that Dog married?

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:35 PM (F1s01)

428 Sooth, uh...

let's just say, it's interesting they chose such a girly image, as they don't look like they're into boys very much. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2015 11:35 PM (ntObR)

429 416 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (GEICT)
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This sounds vaguely Lovecraftian. Did you just curse us?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:33 PM (jR7Wy)




Nope.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 25, 2015 11:36 PM (EzgxV)

430
Bebe, Grimm is never one to turn down a bunch of pretty girls.

I'm hoping to come out that way next year when he finishes school. We'll all celebrate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:36 PM (fC9RO)

431 A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time
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Chinese PM? Just a thought. But why keep him circling around unless it's just to fuck with him?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2015 11:37 PM (9iR5/)

432 This OSU/Stanford game is a pretty good game so far. OSU is tough to beat at home.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 11:37 PM (NGd+i)

433
speaking of which....

It'd be nice if Code Pink disappeared forever, but they're just lying-in-wait until obama leaves.

Posted by: Soothsayer, only 1 day left until Climate Chaos at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (F1s01)

434 Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (UQGss)


Most excellent! I shall hoist a glass or two to the health of the both of ye!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (ftVQq)

435 BC, the last podcast with the Empress was your best yet. I love listening to them on my way to work. MUCH better than NPR; Nina Totenberg doesn't drop F*CKs like AtC.

You two need to podcast stinkin' drunk one of these days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (jR7Wy)

436 Slightly less busy. Work was an absolute nightmare for about 6 weeks. Nothing but nonstop arguments and fights with people. Eased up a bit now.

But of course the drunken midgets are in school and dance and cheerleading.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:28 PM (GEICT)



This week I've had two experiences similar to your mystery door frame painters story. People lying but can't actually prove or accuse but someone definitely lied, and just straight up not telling anyone about an error.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (zt+N6)

437 Everybody complains about Tumblr being home to nasty stuff but there is at least something good there. Go look for "Jim'll Paint It". It may be absurdist but it is fabulous art to look at alongside 50 Nerds of Grey.

Posted by: Smelly Kat at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (Rpnpg)

438 "May they always bring us more enjoyment than they do trouble.
And may we always find someone to share them with."

That's beautiful.



*Hoists liquor"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (7Kl+K)

439 You two need to podcast stinkin' drunk one of these days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (jR7Wy)



*snort*

The wife already is like "The hell you yelling about in there? I can here you out here. With the tv on."

Plus I have to be sober enough to make sure shit is actually working.

But thank you!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:39 PM (GEICT)

440 Yahoo's got a link to a HuffPo piece by the couple that sued the ammo manufacturer. I have no intention of clicking the link, but the title suggests that they're whining and trying to play the victim card because the judge ordered them to pay the legal fees of the ammo manufacturer when their lawsuit failed.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 11:40 PM (PVi+Q)

441 Fortunately MY Arisaka was from earlier than that...it's a Type 30 carbine from around 1903 or so.-GGE

I don't begrudge others collecting from WWII, I just don't understand it. Having had skin in the game in a way is why.
The Arisaka is one heck of rifle...unfortunately.
This from a 91/30 lover.

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at September 25, 2015 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

442 I LOVED THOSE DOGS!

Posted by: Alana at September 25, 2015 11:40 PM (C14Fd)

443 Nice toast Eris. Slainte!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:41 PM (Vm8WO)

444 This week I've had two experiences similar to your mystery door frame painters story. People lying but can't actually prove or accuse but someone definitely lied, and just straight up not telling anyone about an error.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 11:38 PM (zt+N6)



Shit will drive you nuts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:41 PM (GEICT)

445 @431 Chinese PM? Just a thought. But why keep him circling around unless it's just to fuck with him?
-----------------------

The Republic of China hacked the navigational controls on the Chinese leader's plane?

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 11:41 PM (PVi+Q)

446 The White House???

Like...woah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
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Nope!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:41 PM (jR7Wy)

447 Possibly. I replace bulbs in the Eye of Sauron, and patrol the perimeter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:30 PM (jR7Wy)

How does Sauron feel about not being able to get high wattage incandescents anymore?
Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Gandalf at September 25, 2015 11:42 PM (ftVQq)

448 "Russian President Vladimir Putin is preparing for unilateral air strikes against Islamic State in Syria"

A ton of Su-25s have shown up on Syrian airfields in the last week or so.

They are Ivan's rough equivalent of the A-10 Warthog. Low, slow, heavily armored against ground fire, and carrying a whole lot of nasty ordnance.

That would be as expected. What was not expected was that a gaggle of Su-30s showed up as well. Those can do ground attack in a pinch but it is certainly not their forte: they are air superiority fighters by design.

Secretary of State Lurch Horseface described the Russian deployment as "force protection". One analyst responded by pointing out that the force which the Su-30s are best suited to protect against is... the U.S. Air Force.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 25, 2015 11:42 PM (noWW6)

449 weather lady, wait, wait, . . .

Now turn

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 25, 2015 11:42 PM (ePrxA)

450 All right, gotta hasta.

Menana.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 25, 2015 11:43 PM (7Kl+K)

451 GGE, have a link to pics?
I will eventually have pics for mine. Just debating if I should wait until done or post as work in progress.

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at September 25, 2015 11:43 PM (hVdx9)

452 Oh yeah, there's content!

BRB.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:43 PM (jR7Wy)

453 To all who have bought my new book thanks! I hope you like it and leave a review

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:43 PM (39g3+)

454 @441 I don't begrudge others collecting from WWII, I just don't understand it. Having had skin in the game in a way is why.
------------------

If you were paying the original owners or their descendants, I could see it. But most of the surviving Japanese weapons these days likely would be trophies acquired by the victorious Allied troops.

To each his own, though.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 11:44 PM (PVi+Q)

455 Maybe they are circling because Joe Biden had to take time to go naked swimming instead of meeting a foreign head of state as he arrived and needs time to get the chlorine out of some crevices?

Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:45 PM (3pRHP)

456 Some jackwagon in my twitter feed was begging people to sign a petition asking Cameron to stop bombing Syria.

Yeah, quit bombing IS, its terrible! We need to sit down and talk with them!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:45 PM (39g3+)

457 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442242362281988

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442367356751872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442530288730112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442680214081537

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442819733397504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/647442955104571392

Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2015 11:46 PM (GrXXa)

458 Secretary of State Lurch Horseface described the Russian deployment as "force protection"

The Obama Administration is Vladimir Putin's John Boehner.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 11:47 PM (FcR7P)

459 Well the good news is the october pay will drop...the bad news is of course the force is once again Giggles' hostage in trillion dollar deficit bingo.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:47 PM (g8Hfr)

460 262 Capitol One Miles chick versus ATT Retail Chick.


I'm so torn.
Posted by: Just some guy at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (yxw0r)


Jennifer Garner or Lily?

I would be the cream in that vanilla Oreo.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (Z7G74)

461 I actually like most WWII rifles. Except the Mausers leave me cold.
But, it is a combination of esthetics and mechanics. I find them clumsy.

Sort of "all the sins of the Moisin-Nagant wrapped in an over-engineered package"

I realize this is heresy, by the way.

Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (3pRHP)

462 I'd speak about how I think the biased media should be kneecapped for reporting the impasse as "all the GOP's fault" but I don't want to get Diogenes Lamp'd...

instead let's all have a big group hug and round of applause for the media.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)

463 A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:25 PM (Vm8WO)


You don't suppose it's training exercise, how to force down a hijacked airliner? Isn't there a Web site that lets you listen in to all the control tower radio chatter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (0yhH4)

464 Lily from AT&T and Wendy from Wendys. In a hot tub.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (39g3+)

465
460 262 Capitol One Miles chick versus ATT Retail Chick.


I'm so torn.
Posted by: Just some guy at September 25, 2015 10:56 PM (yxw0r)


Jennifer Garner or Lily?

I would be the cream in that vanilla Oreo.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (Z7G74)



Ditto. I'm also not opposed to being one of the cookies.

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (zt+N6)

466 >>>You two need to podcast stinkin' drunk one of these days.

>>>Plus I have to be sober enough to make sure shit is actually working.

Ummm, unless I've totally lost the plot, BC has been at least buzzed on the last few podcasts.

The "FUCK YOU DC YOU ASSHOLE" was a big clue.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)

467 461 Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (3pRHP)

Not heresy at all....

the Mauser is 0 for 2 in world wars...

the Lee-Enfield is 2 and 0

the Mosin Nagant is 1 for 2

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)

468 A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time
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Hillary's campaign jet

Posted by: Efrem Zimbalist Jr. at September 25, 2015 11:51 PM (e8kgV)

469 A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time

Hey, has anybody seen my clock?

Posted by: Ahmad The Arab Wonder at September 25, 2015 11:52 PM (FcR7P)

470 Ummm, unless I've totally lost the plot, BC has been at least buzzed on the last few podcasts.

The "FUCK YOU DC YOU ASSHOLE" was a big clue.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)



Nope. That's me sober. You can imagine drunk me, yes? Now you see why I stay sober for the podcasts.

Although, there were a couple of the early ones where I was a bit.....well, I mean...I once yelled "holy goat raping mohammed" on the podcast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:52 PM (GEICT)

471 I actually like most WWII rifles. Except the Mausers leave me cold. But, it is a combination of esthetics and mechanics. I find them clumsy.Sort of "all the sins of the Moisin-Nagant wrapped in an over-engineered package"I realize this is heresy, by the way.

Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM


Burn the heretic.

Posted by: otho at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (EWg9n)

472 Jennifer Garner or Lily?

I would be the cream in that vanilla Oreo.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM (Z7G74)
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I would lick the cream from a Lee Pace/Jason Momoa oreo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (jR7Wy)

473 Interesting. Even with the sound turned off, Stephen Colbert comes across as a smug little shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (NGd+i)

474 446 The White House???

Like...woah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Never Forget. Never Forgive at September 25, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
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Nope!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:41 PM (jR7Wy)


Pentagon?

And you can still get incandescent bulbs, made in America:

http://www.newcandescent.com

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (Vm8WO)

475 Lily from ATT and Wendy from Wendys. In a hot tub.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (39g3+) What are they doing out of my basement?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (fC9RO)

476 471 Posted by: otho at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (EWg9n)

DOWN WITH THE HOPLO WITCH!

Sorry mate the L-E was a better rifle.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM (g8Hfr)

477 And the MAS-36 Sven?

It is a good, short rifle that you can shoot, unfortunately it also is designed so you will rip your knuckles open on the rear sight if you work the bolt wrong - as in your hand slips just a tiny bit.

Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)

478 A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time A passenger jet with a fighter escort, that's flown over LAX at least 3 time

If the "passenger" jet is all grey, maybe with some funny bumps on the side it is OK. We sometime use a little bird to calibrate stuff.

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM (w5jBN)

479 >>Interesting. Even with the sound turned off, Stephen Colbert comes across as a smug little shit.
Posted by: Puddleglum

There is a good reason for that - he is a smug little shit.

Posted by: Aviator at September 25, 2015 11:55 PM (c7vUv)

480 473 Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (NGd+i)

It's funny "meanwhile at Tepid"...

Byron York on "should GOPers do Colbert?"

The New Y'awkuh explaining how HILLARY! is OWED "inspirational feting"

or you know Friday?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:55 PM (g8Hfr)

481 K-31s were on the market recently

Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:56 PM (w5jBN)

482 http://www.newcandescent.com

What's the catch? Does the term 'rough service' have something to do with a loophole?

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 11:56 PM (FcR7P)

483 477 Posted by: kindltot at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)

In a fit of Svennian stupidity I traded my '96 Swede for a MAS-36 I had converted to a .308 Super Frog...

it's a lot like Fwance and as such a perfect weapon for them....

just innovative enough to con you into wanting one and underperforming in every possible parameter otherwise.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:57 PM (g8Hfr)

484 Pic from Mia Love's Facebook page -

The congresswoman and Ben Carson


http://tinyurl.com/qh9zd4z

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 11:58 PM (PVi+Q)

485 481 Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:56 PM (w5jBN)

I gave my boss in Louisiana a K-31 as a Good-bye gift...

they are definitely elegantly rugged...

the Swiss know their way around a rifle.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:58 PM (g8Hfr)

486 Lily from AT&T- Milana Vayntrub. She was born in Uzbekistan but was raised here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2015 11:58 PM (NGd+i)

487 463. You don't suppose it's training exercise, how to force down a hijacked airliner? Isn't there a Web site that lets you listen in to all the control tower radio chatter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2015 11:49 PM

Over LAX? On a Friday night? No. Would expect that out at Edwards or mayyyyybbeee China Lake

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:58 PM (Vm8WO)

488 DOWN WITH THE HOPLO WITCH!Sorry mate the L-E was a better rifle.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM

Depends what for. If you want to really fuck shit up at longish range, the k98 rules. However, I wouldn't want to depend on it to save my life in a brouhaha. I'd go with the 303.

Posted by: otho at September 25, 2015 11:59 PM (EWg9n)

489 To each his own, though.

Posted by: junior at September 25, 2015 11:44 PM (PVi+Q)


The way I see it, Americans are free to collect Axis weapons (or not collect them), because they won, and the Axis didn't. Having an Arisaka, or a Luger in one's gun case is tangible proof of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2015 11:59 PM (0yhH4)

490 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (Vm8WO)

Neat, I'm guessing Sauron won't be bothered by prices since he doesn't intend to pay anyhow!

Posted by: Gandalf at September 25, 2015 11:59 PM (ftVQq)

491 I was just looking it up. I, like all of you here, keep up with daily Treasury and weekly Fed balance sheet reports all the time.

Anyway, did you know that total US debt has stayed constant since March 15th? That's 6 months plus a few days. That's the accounting tricks they do. They continue to borrow real money from the bond market, but have a finite amount of wiggle room for creative accounting to hide it and keep the total debt constant.

That is going to expire soon. But I'm amazed it lasted this long. At any rate, when they do hike it, they'll immediately unwind all the tricks and you'll see total public debt jump by hundreds of billions in one day.

So we've got the spending authority expiry and the debt ceiling all coming up around the same time.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:00 AM (dvuhZ)

492 What are they doing out of my basement?!

I just dragged the hot tub down there.

So I guess Colbert thinks the Late Night show is a political show still or something? Has he yet had a night without a political guest?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:00 AM (39g3+)

493 am I the only person in North America who thinks Boehner lost power b/c he rewarded enemies and punished allies?

Classic case of operant condition learning...

his allies saw the better deals with being a foe and became foes.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 12:00 AM (g8Hfr)

494 >>> K-31s were on the market recently

I really need to un-lazy myself and get my C&R

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:01 AM (e+1S5)

495 472. I would lick the cream from a Lee Pace/Jason Momoa oreo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 25, 2015 11:53 PM (jR7Wy)

Oooo Jason Momoa in a kilt: http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/c3/2f/69/c32f695eb05cd5418b45c6f94f36ea19.jpg

Who is Lee Pace?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)

496 The Berthiers had such beautiful lines and machining on them, they were mass produced art.
They also used that danmed 8 lebel, with the broad base and flat tip bullet, kicked like a mule, used a specially made three round en-bloc clip that was an engineering feat in and of itself, and as a long rifle with a long bayonet with the artistic curly quillon it was totally unsuited for trench warfare.

The Mdle 1916 was brutally shortened and all the fancy work taken off. They were still unsuited for trench warfare.

Posted by: kindltot at September 26, 2015 12:02 AM (3pRHP)

497 What's the catch? Does the term 'rough service' have something to do with a loophole?

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2015 11:56 PM (FcR7P)

I think there was an exclusion for rough service applications. like worklights, but I have found it hard to find them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:02 AM (ftVQq)

498 Any love from the 'ettes for Jason Statham? I always enjoy his movies even if they aren't that great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:03 AM (39g3+)

499
The original Princess Leia bikini is up for auction.









Washed or Unwashed? Might have a yuuuge effect on the sale price, I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2015 12:03 AM (o98Jz)

500 488 Posted by: otho at September 25, 2015 11:59 PM (EWg9n)

Eh..."maybe"...

.303 was plenty good enough at traditional ranges...

I love the speed and slickness of the L-E to the point I prefer it over 10 shot semi-autos...

now the rifle I was MOST accurate with in my life was that '96 Swede I stupidly traded for my "Super Frog"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 12:04 AM (g8Hfr)

501 Good Job there fellow! This isn't one of those quickie Mexican things is it?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2015 11:34 PM (v9d0Z)


Nope, all legit and planned in advance actually.

Link to Arisaka: http://tinyurl.com/pmy46a5 I was actually putting a scope on it in this post but the first pic is as-delivered. The scope is easily removed and the stock sights restored.

And the Mosin has fought itself and won, so it has a slightly better win/loss ratio than Sven credits it for. I have a '42 91/30 Tula.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 12:05 AM (UQGss)

502 Who is Lee Pace?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)
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The tall drink of water from "Halt and Catch Fire" and "Pushing Daisies". Also played Thranduil in The Hobbit but don't hold THAT against him. There are better things...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 26, 2015 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)

503 Who is Lee Pace?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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He makes a decent salsa.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 12:06 AM (foBj9)

504 499
The original Princess Leia bikini is up for auction.

Washed or Unwashed? Might have a yuuuge effect on the sale price, I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2015 12:03 AM (o98Jz)

It's unwashed and has the authentic coke spoon accessory.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:07 AM (MQEz6)

505 498 Any love from the 'ettes for Jason Statham? I always enjoy his movies even if they aren't that great.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:03 AM (39g3+)
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I loved "Crank: High Voltage".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 26, 2015 12:08 AM (jR7Wy)

506 Does that weather gal have butt implants?

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:08 AM (MQEz6)

507 478. If the "passenger" jet is all grey, maybe with some funny bumps on the side it is OK. We sometime use a little bird to calibrate stuff.
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2015 11:54 PM (w5jBN)

Nope, and I was too busy going "holy fuck is that incorrect"to pay attention to the markings

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:09 AM (Vm8WO)

508 Jason Statham ACTION MOVIE...

he only needs one poster for every flick

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 12:09 AM (g8Hfr)

509 A few rifles I own:

91/30 EX PEM Sniper Tula
91/30 Ex-PU Sniper Tula
91/30- 1934 Izhevsk hex receiver

Yugo 24/47
K98 Converted to .308

Two Garands
One 1903a3




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 26, 2015 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

510 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:00 AM

Remind me of this post when it happens publius. I'm betting it will. They distort and plain out lie about most govt stats like this nowadays.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:10 AM (o/90i)

511 Time to go tend the horses. You all take care.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 26, 2015 12:10 AM (v9d0Z)

512 >>486 Lily from AT&T- Milana Vayntrub. She was born in Uzbekistan but was raised here.



It creeps me out when you guys GoogleSearch my girlfriend like that.

Posted by: Garrett at September 26, 2015 12:11 AM (lIDFZ)

513 If you like Jason Statham flicks, see The Bank Job. Its a little different from his usual fare and its a underrated flick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:11 AM (NGd+i)

514 Have you ever been shooting a 45-70 trapdoor Springfield? I loaded BP loads for one to take it out to try.

They are looked down on as being so useless, but they shoot very well and are very pleasant. I would suggest black powder and lead bullets, but the way.

Posted by: kindltot at September 26, 2015 12:12 AM (3pRHP)

515
Actually Cdr M, if you're still here, your first quote from Cruz and your little item on military shut-down plans sort of don't follow.

Cruz puts it well, but everyone needs to understand it a bit more fully. I've tried several times in comments, and failed, to concisely explain just how important the whole appropriations fiasco has been.

To try to summarize, almost all of Congress' power stems from their control of appropriations. Regular order (passage of separate appropriations bills - there are 16 - per the actual requirements Congress itself set itself) gives the Congress maximum political/practical leverage. "Omnibus" or Continuing Resolution bills, passed near the deadline, give presidents and congressional minorities maximum political/practical leverage. That simple.

Since 2011, there has been little excuse for going along with the outrageous omnibus approach (congressional structure and calendar themselves are built around regular order - I've been wondering WTF most of the committees/staff have even been literally doing for years). Since 2013, there has been *no* serious excuse for the GOP on this. I am stunned as much as I can be anymore that there *still* is no regular order.

Regular order doesn't guarantee you win all fights. But it means there ARE fights when it's to your advantage. Fights, disputes, are how you f***ing *do* politics in Congress. You campaign against each other based on disagreements, not consensus matters. Consultants used to call it differentiation, and it underlay about 90% of amendment votes in the Senate. The Senate in particular, in normal times, is just an endless series of attempts to generate vulnerabilities for your opponents.

I know the Horde and ace et al are rightly disgusted and appalled at the lack of utility in the GOP. But I think that most still do not realize just how bad things are. NORMAL congressional politics is fighting over appropriations, putting vulnerable opponents on record in ways that may hurt them, making a president veto certain bills, AND never ceding an inch to the press' distortions. The GOP has been doing, literally NONE of this, for years.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

516 503 Who is Lee Pace?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
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He makes a decent salsa.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 12:06 AM (foBj9)




Is that chopped or blended?




Get back safe and sound? Tucker glad to see you?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 12:13 AM (EzgxV)

517 Bank Job was good, very interesting story too. Struck me as entirely too plausible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:13 AM (39g3+)

518 Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 12:06 AM

From the hints of things sounds like you had a great trip. Gald it went well and you had a safe trip home.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)

519 506: I asked twice if those were implants, but apparently no one knows. I think they have to be. No real ass is that good. But on the off chance they are real, by all means preserve that DNA. That's some top notch ass genes.

Me, I'm not a "big ass" type at all. The Kardashian ass is hideous, IMO, but I do love a shapely and pert one and those weather babes are just right.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:14 AM (dvuhZ)

520 "Bank Job was good, very interesting story too. Struck me as entirely too plausible."

Based on a true story. Says so in the opening frames of the movie.

Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2015 12:16 AM (ETxiG)

521 Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

Nice rundown. The only answer that I can come up with involves the phrase "traitors within".

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:16 AM (ftVQq)

522
Tillikum's been making it harder to hold to my "no more Garands" pledge. (I only have two) He's got M1s, Springfield '03s, and a carbine in the works or built.

As for Mosins, I like their sins. For an average cost of $120 each, with ammo @ $.22/round, I can wallow in sin.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:17 AM (QDnY+)

523 512 >>486 Lily from AT&T- Milana Vayntrub. She was born in Uzbekistan but was raised here.



It creeps me out when you guys GoogleSearch my girlfriend like that.

Posted by: Garrett at September 26, 2015 12:11 AM (lIDFZ)



So you're the guy that keeps stealing the cardboard cut outs from our store!

Posted by: AT&T Sales rep at September 26, 2015 12:17 AM (zt+N6)

524 Enjoy the remainder of the evening!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:17 AM (ftVQq)

525 How the fuck?? Stanford just made a "whoops, TD". Receiver turned around and all of a sudden a football was in his hands. Should not been thrown as he was double covered.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:17 AM (NGd+i)

526 502 The tall drink of water from "Halt and Catch Fire" and "Pushing Daisies". Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 26, 2015 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)

Doesn't do it for me. How about a triple decker with Chris Pratt on my side, & we can both work our way in to Jason in the middle?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:18 AM (Vm8WO)

527
525 How the fuck?? Stanford just made a "whoops, TD". Receiver turned around and all of a sudden a football was in his hands. Should not been thrown as he was double covered.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:17 AM (NGd+i)



You're not supposed to throw in those situations?

Posted by: Aurburn QB at September 26, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)

528
About that F-15, one of the reasons the Marine F-18 drivers I've talked to are so meh on the F-35 is that a new stores/ordnance set-up, conformal, has given the F-18 - which they already find meets their needs -both more punch and better range. Of course, they're not all thrilled that we're reaching into the boneyard to get old F-18s to re-barrel. And that due to age all their F-18s are "trapped out" and can no longer make carrier deployments.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

529 Eh..."maybe"....303 was plenty good enough at traditional ranges...I love the speed and slickness of the L-E to the point I prefer it over 10 shot semi-autos...now the rifle I was MOST accurate with in my life was that '96 Swede I stupidly traded for my "Super Frog"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 12:04 AM

The 3-oh is no slouch, that's for sure. But I found the k98 to be more reliable for putting rounds on target at long range. The 8mm round combined with the sights of the k98 helped my shitty skilz quite a bit. However if I had to choose one over the other, for unknown situations, it'd be the 303, for the reasons you listed. 10x rounds, fast action, good accuracy. I'd rather the rifle saved my arse than rack up long range hits.

Posted by: otho at September 26, 2015 12:20 AM (EWg9n)

530 Doesn't do it for me. How about a triple decker with Chris Pratt on my side, & we can both work our way in to Jason in the middle?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:18 AM (Vm8WO)
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Teamwork!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 26, 2015 12:21 AM (jR7Wy)

531 45/70 as useless? thats what 300g moving at 2000fps

Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2015 12:22 AM (w5jBN)

532 @489 The way I see it, Americans are free to collect Axis weapons (or not collect them), because they won, and the Axis didn't. Having an Arisaka, or a Luger in one's gun case is tangible proof of that.
-------------------

One Axis weapon that amuses me somewhat is the Japanese Type 96 light machine gun. How many countries made bayonets for their light machine guns?

However, because it's a fully automatic weapon, I wouldn't be able to get one even if I could find one still intact and for sale.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 12:24 AM (PVi+Q)

533 530 Doesn't do it for me. How about a triple decker with Chris Pratt on my side, & we can both work our way in to Jason in the middle?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:18 AM (Vm8WO)
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Teamwork!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 26, 2015 12:21 AM (jR7Wy)

Dah fun did I walk into??

Family blog my ass.


Evening horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:25 AM (9jeGC)

534 464 Lily from AT&T and Wendy from Wendys. In a hot tub.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 25, 2015 11:50 PM (39g3+)


With Jan from Toyota bringing a sammich after she runs over Flo in a Sequoia.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 12:25 AM (Z7G74)

535 "'Omnibus' or Continuing Resolution bills, passed near the deadline, give
presidents and congressional minorities maximum political/practical
leverage."

CRs, omnibuses, and cromnibuses are also the best way to sneak through brazen amounts of pork.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 26, 2015 12:25 AM (noWW6)

536 >>>Doesn't do it for me. How about a triple decker with Chris Pratt on my side, & we can both work our way in to Jason in the middle?

I gotta say I'm a big fan of the direction this ONT is heading. I see no way at all that this will include a scolding from management.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:27 AM (e+1S5)

537 One thing I haven't seen mentioned -

Since Boehner's apparently resigning from his congressional seat as well as his position as Speaker, who's going to pick his replacement?

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 12:27 AM (PVi+Q)

538 Dah fuq.

I hate autocorrect.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:27 AM (9jeGC)

539 BCochran, I wasn't there, but that kilt quote cracks me up every time.

Posted by: pookysgirl is in pain at September 26, 2015 12:28 AM (5ZRxh)

540 533 Dah fun did I walk into??
Family blog my ass.

Oh please the 'Rons talk about a hot chick sandwich, yawn. The 'ettes do it, and ooohhhh dirty. Sexist, denounce yourself!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:29 AM (Vm8WO)

541 FOX pimpin their "Top 4" football teams, and surprise surprise, 2 B1G10 teams, 1 BigXII team and 1 SEC team.

Surprising since FOX has the broadcast rights to the B1G10 and BigXII. Kind of how ESPN pimps out the SEC since they have the rights to their games.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 12:30 AM (Z7G74)

542 >>>Dah fun did I walk into??

Shush. The ettes are getting frisky. Just pour a drink and enjoy.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:31 AM (e+1S5)

543 539 BCochran, I wasn't there, but that kilt quote cracks me up every time.

Posted by: pookysgirl is in pain at September 26, 2015 12:28 AM (5ZRxh)




How's the hobblin'? You doing your PT religiously? Hope every day is getting better.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)

544 "Tenants of the job"?

Possibly "tenets"

Posted by: mojo at September 26, 2015 12:32 AM (OmBeX)

545 541: Corporate whores gotta whore.

Stanford scores and are pulling away. I blame OSU wearing way too much orange. They look like traffic cones. Just because your in-state rivals look ridiculous doesn't mean you have too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:32 AM (NGd+i)

546 "Since Boehner's apparently resigning from his congressional seat as well
as his position as Speaker, who's going to pick his replacement?"

Kasquish.


Posted by: torquewrench at September 26, 2015 12:32 AM (noWW6)

547 Oh please the 'Rons talk about a hot chick sandwich, yawn. The 'ettes do it, and ooohhhh dirty. Sexist, denounce yourself!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:29 AM (Vm8WO)
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Tie him to the rack(s)!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (jR7Wy)

548 540 533 Dah fun did I walk into??
Family blog my ass.

Oh please the 'Rons talk about a hot chick sandwich, yawn. The 'ettes do it, and ooohhhh dirty. Sexist, denounce yourself!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:29 AM (Vm8WO)

Dammit bebe!

I'm trying to use reverse Jedi psychology on y'all.

"Oh, that makes him upset....lets go further!"

And I would have got away with it yadda yadda.....

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (9jeGC)

549 Get back safe and sound? Tucker glad to see you?
Posted by: cthulhu
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Still in one piece, anyway. Interesting leg back from Atlanta with a seasoned, veteran traveler - she was all of five.

Stinker was happy to see me, for sure. Almost as happy as the fleas that took over the house while I was gone...

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (foBj9)

550 ..to the Pope!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (jR7Wy)

551 542 Shush. The ettes are getting frisky. Just pour a drink and enjoy.
Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:31 AM

Ms Tammy left to "enjoy" real life & Lou has yet to materialize. We won't even mention Gushie having Grimm home & being too busy to join us iykwimaittyd

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:34 AM (Vm8WO)

552 No, it's a law somewhere. All threesomes and moresomes are supposed to be GBG, or (nG)B. With the B preferably me.

It's a law I tell you.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:34 AM (dvuhZ)

553 "Since Boehner's apparently resigning from his congressional seat as well
as his position as Speaker, who's going to pick his replacement?"
Kasquish.
Posted by: torquewrench


They do it for senators. Do they do it for house members as well?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 26, 2015 12:34 AM (W5DcG)

554 537 One thing I haven't seen mentioned -

Since Boehner's apparently resigning from his congressional seat as well as his position as Speaker, who's going to pick his replacement?
Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 12:27 AM (PVi+Q)


The voters.

Fucker decided to wait so that there will be a special election instead of resigning last month so that the election would be held on 11/3/15.

I guess he wanted to be on the dais when Pope Francis spoke to Congress.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 12:34 AM (Z7G74)

555 junior, I know procedures for replacing Senators vary by state, not sure about House seats. But I seem to recall that House seats are filled by special elections, not gubernatorial appointment.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

556 Another stupid study in the "top links" from "Hot Air"
says "People who fear death more tend to be religious and conservative." I guess we can stick that in the same round file that says Studies say.. "Conservatives tend to be stupider than liberals, or Studies say.""Meany, mean hateful, bigoted people are inevitably conservative," How can you prove a study like the first one? It must be true because LIVE SCIENCE said so! The one guy at "Hot Air" really has an axe to grind against religious people, huh?

I think people both religious and non religious tend not to fear death. Rather they just don't like the process of a painful and lingering death. Who does? It's just that religious people have a different perspective of what happens after you die.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 12:36 AM (1+XCd)

557 With all this booze, boob talk and jiggery-Popery, where's Bannion? He made a brief appearance earlier then slipped back into the shadows.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:36 AM (jR7Wy)

558

Tie him to the rack(s)!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (jR7Wy)

No.

NO!!

Anything but that!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:36 AM (9jeGC)

559 537 One thing I haven't seen mentioned -

Since Boehner's apparently resigning from his congressional seat as well as his position as Speaker, who's going to pick his replacement?


Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 12:27 AM (PVi+Q)



No clue on if its a governor's appointment or if it will be a special election. If its special election. I'd rather have someone other than Winteregg.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:38 AM (zt+N6)

560 547 Tie him to the rack(s)!
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (jR7Wy)

Do you have enough comfy chairs for all the 'ettes?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:38 AM (Vm8WO)

561 "Tillikum's been making it harder to hold to my "no more Garands" pledge. (I only have two) He's got M1s, Springfield '03s, and a carbine in the works or built.

As for Mosins, I like their sins. For an average cost of $120 each, with ammo @ $.22/round, I can wallow in sin.



Posted by: rhomboid"

For once I was smart and got in before they cost more than $100. Even at $200 they are a bargain. My dad called them Russian junk until with iron sites I drilled a 24x24 target repeatedly at 500 yards from a sitting position. The rifle was made in 1938, before he was even born. No more "junk" comments after that.

Rhomboid, giiiive in to the darrrrk side. One liittle rifle won't hurt. You're preserving history. If you won't do it, no one else will. Thiiiink of the children.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (hVdx9)

562 Got home, cracked a beer, took a shot, turned on the TV saw Kerry Washington talk about her starring in a HBO movie about Anita Hill and almost broke the TV.

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (R5HRU)

563 Stupid question that the horde may know because I got sick of looking.

Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (9jeGC)

564 I gotta take my eyeballs out, pour a new drink and go to the garage to...um, make sure no one stole my gym.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (e+1S5)

565 O.k. here's my question (Still thinking about my friend who says that the PP videos were "heavily edited")- without seeing them, of course. Even if they were edited, some of the gruesome things said just can't be explained away whether it was three sentence or hours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (1+XCd)

566 No.

NO!!

Anything but that!


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:36 AM (9jeGC)
---
And now...the comfy chair!!!!

Confess! CONFESS! *Pokes with pillows*

*and tempts with low-hanging fruit*

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (jR7Wy)

567 549 Get back safe and sound? Tucker glad to see you?
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------------
Still in one piece, anyway. Interesting leg back from Atlanta with a seasoned, veteran traveler - she was all of five.

Stinker was happy to see me, for sure. Almost as happy as the fleas that took over the house while I was gone...

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (foBj9)



I'm glad she could hold your hand and keep you from panicking.



How do fleas take over a deserted house? Do they eat something besides mammals before their little flea bar mitzvahs?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (EzgxV)

568 548 I'm trying to use reverse Jedi psychology on y'all.
"Oh, that makes him upset....lets go further!"
And I would have got away with it yadda yadda.....
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:33 AM (

Like we need any help to further...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (Vm8WO)

569 564 I gotta take my eyeballs out, pour a new drink and go to the garage to...um, make sure no one stole my gym.
Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (e+1S5)
---
Pump a set out for me, Chesty.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:40 AM (jR7Wy)

570 "Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?"

Because originally they were appointed?

Posted by: navybrat at September 26, 2015 12:40 AM (ETxiG)

571 Me, I'm not a "big ass" type at all. The Kardashian ass is hideous, IMO, but I do love a shapely and pert one and those weather babes are just right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:14 AM (dvuhZ)

If you have a "big ass," you are fat. There is a difference between a fat ass, and a shapely ass on a woman woth curves. KK has a fat ass. Now, if one prefers fat asses - fine, but you are not fooling me into changing terminology.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 26, 2015 12:40 AM (sJuWI)

572 one of the reasons the Marine F-18 drivers I've
talked to are so meh on the F-35 is that a new stores/ordnance set-up,
conformal, has given the F-18 - which they already find meets their
needs -both more punch and better range. Of course, they're not all
thrilled that we're reaching into the boneyard to get old F-18s to
re-barrel. And that due to age all their F-18s are "trapped out" and can
no longer make carrier deployments.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:20 AM (QDnY+)


One of the reasons the Navy in general is "meh" about the F-35 is it's a single engine aircraft. And the only thing that needs to happen is for the Navy to transition all their lot 10 and above Hornets to the USMC as they transition to the E/F. Only a few Marine squadrons deploy on ships anyway so they don't really need the carrier capability, but even the ones that are "trapped out" can still do a trap if needed.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 12:41 AM (UQGss)

573 563 Stupid question that the horde may know because I got sick of looking.

Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (9jeGC)



There is. Right behind Speaker of the House. The Senate Pro Tempore. He's supposed to be the guy that presides over the Senate when the Vice President isn't there. But since they don't follow that the Vice President is in charge of the Senate I don't think they follow that for the Pro Tempore either, and usually its the most senior or maybe even oldest senator that is given that spot.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)

574
Like we need any help to further...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:39 (Vm8WO)

True.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:43 AM (9jeGC)

575 PS - those weather-girls are getting help from dresses or undergarments. You can see irregularities, unevenness as they move. Spanx-like garments to enhance butt curves is my guess. Like padded bras for the tuckus.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 26, 2015 12:43 AM (sJuWI)

576 Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (9jeGC)



Cause they all suck.


(I'm going to go along with "because originally they were all appointed by the states instead of elected" as well.)

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 12:44 AM (UQGss)

577 Looks like its currently establishment stooge from Utah, Orrin Hatch.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:44 AM (zt+N6)

578 In honor of the soon-to-be-released movie "Everest", I gift you with Monty Python - The Hairdressers' Expedition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F2SJS6B1wQ

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (jR7Wy)

579 *and tempts with low-hanging fruit*
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (jR7Wy)

Jenette Bras & Trashy Lingerie can take care of that in a jiff

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)

580 576 Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (9jeGC)

VP
Speaker of House
President Pro-Tempore of the Senate <--- there ya go. #3

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (sJuWI)

581
RWC, you'd have to dig up the Founding Fathers and ask them (unless this issue was specifically addressed at the time in writing), but my guess is that the succession stays with "national" office-holders. And, of course, don't forget that the Senate president pro tem (longest-serving senator) *is* in the line of succession

The Speaker of the House (the "People's House") is selected by the reps selected by the whole country, so is a natural for the spot after vice president. Then Senate president pro tem (the only one there by dint of seniority, not actually selected directly or indirectly by voters).

Then cabinet officers (oldest department, State, and then on down by seniority of executive departments, historically) - who recall are appointed with advise/consent of the Senate, thus making them indirectly a product of "national" voting and representation.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

582 Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)

Thanks. I guess that makes sense sort of. I was thinking the Senate Majority Leader would be in there but no. Number 5 is Rambo Kerry. And then after that heads of departments.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:46 AM (9jeGC)

583 Hell, just stumbled across this. Retired porn star "Cytherea" ("squirt" queen or some shit) was violently gang-raped in Vegas a while back. And you've not heard squat about it. The perps were three black teenagers and it was some brutal attack. She had children in the house (the notion of a porn star with children sorts of makes me wince, but hey...).

The feminists are actively ignoring this. Why? She's a porn star who willingly had sex with men. They don't like that, apparently.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:46 AM (dvuhZ)

584 I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 26, 2015 12:47 AM (W5DcG)

585 569 Pump a set out for me, Chesty.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an

Shirtless pics. Yada yada yada

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:47 AM (Vm8WO)

586 >>>Pump a set out for me, Chesty.

#NotAEuphamism

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 12:47 AM (e+1S5)

587 "The way I see it, Americans are free to collect Axis weapons (or not collect them), because they won, and the Axis didn't. Having an Arisaka, or a Luger in one's gun case is tangible proof of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

Please don't think I look down on those that think that way. I understand it is strictly my own personal "feelings" on the issue. If it makes you happy to collect them, go for it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 26, 2015 12:47 AM (hVdx9)

588 Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM

Because they mostly suck?

IIRC the constitution originally had the VP, SOTH and Senate Pro tem in order. A modern admendment during the Cold War and threat of nuclear warfare added the caninet, starting w/ the most "senior", Sec. of State.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:48 AM (o/90i)

589 Jenette Bras ....

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)
---
Vasquez from "Aliens"! Nerd porn!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:48 AM (jR7Wy)

590 If you're on C.O.P.S. don't be on camera calling daddy and saying you just got pulled over.

Little bitch.

And he will probably rule over us in ten years.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:49 AM (9jeGC)

591 Yah, I remember the fake Ferrari Crockett drove in the series. I did all of the electrical work on that car, and several other McBurnie Daytonas after that.

Posted by: Bill H at September 26, 2015 12:49 AM (Baojj)

592 IIRC the constitution originally had the VP, SOTH and Senate Pro tem in order. A modern admendment during the Cold War and threat of nuclear warfare added the caninet, starting w/ the most "senior", Sec. of State.
Posted by: Farmer


Let me jump in here.

Posted by: Al Haig at September 26, 2015 12:50 AM (W5DcG)

593 Dah fun did I walk into??

Family blog my ass.


Evening horde.Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:25 AM (9jeGC)
I'm just waiting for Tammy to join in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (fC9RO)

594 582 Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)

Thanks. I guess that makes sense sort of. I was thinking the Senate Majority Leader would be in there but no. Number 5 is Rambo Kerry. And then after that heads of departments.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:46 AM (9jeGC)



Well Senate Majority leader isn't a real constitutional position. The President pro tempore of the Senate is actually in the Constitution. And looking at the history until 1886 they were actually ahead of the Speaker of the House in the line of succession.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (zt+N6)

595 573 563 Stupid question that the horde may know because I got sick of looking.

Why aren't any Senators in the Presidential succession line?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:39 AM (9jeGC)



There is. Right behind Speaker of the House. The Senate Pro Tempore. He's supposed to be the guy that presides over the Senate when the Vice President isn't there. But since they don't follow that the Vice President is in charge of the Senate I don't think they follow that for the Pro Tempore either, and usually its the most senior or maybe even oldest senator that is given that spot.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:42 AM (zt+N6)


The VP is the "President of the Senate" when he is presiding over it when the Senate is in session.

When the VP isn't there, the President Pro-Tempore presides over the Senate. Usually, they appoint the most senior member of the majority party, which is Orin Hatch today.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (Z7G74)

596 Any male-ish person who has a "man-plait" like the douche in that picture deserves to be beaten. In fact, I'll do it myself and I do believe I could. Does anybody have a Louisville Slugger bat that I can borrow?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (P8951)

597 Barry Sanders kid just ran through the Oregon St. defense. Shitty tackling helped.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:52 AM (NGd+i)

598 Eris and Bebe were wrestling....


I come in and ask a Presidential succession question...


I am truly sorry.

I will redeem myself.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:52 AM (9jeGC)

599 "Yah, I remember the fake Ferrari Crockett drove in the series. I did all of the electrical work on that car, and several other McBurnie Daytonas after that. "

I'll be damned. Just learned something new. Just forgot something old in order to make room. but it was worth it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 26, 2015 12:53 AM (hVdx9)

600 583 Publius,

B/C black (low)lives matter...

add in that the compelling media narratives are hurt by the realities of her assault and you're more likely to get 60 minutes reporting on Barry's transcripts than a brutal home invasion gang rape... now had it been a black sex worker attacked by say a white la crosse team....

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 26, 2015 12:54 AM (g8Hfr)

601 591: the next thing you'll be saying is Sheena Easton's boobs were fake.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:54 AM (NGd+i)

602 IIRC the constitution originally had the VP, SOTH and Senate Pro tem in order. A modern admendment during the Cold War and threat of nuclear warfare added the caninet, starting w/ the most "senior", Sec. of State.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:48 AM (o/90i)


After VEEP, the Constitution does not specify.

Originally, it was Prez. pro Tem., then Speaker.

Later they changed it so that Sec. of State and the rest of the cabinet were the successors, excluding Speaker or Prez. pro Tem. entirely.

The current line-up of Speaker, then Prez. pro Tem., and then the Cabinet was put in place by the GOP Congress in 1947.

Posted by: The Successive Hat at September 26, 2015 12:54 AM (vBeA5)

603 578 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F2SJS6B1wQ
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:45 AM (jR7Wy)

Fiery snapper eh?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:54 AM (Vm8WO)

604 I had forgotten just how hot Carrie Fisher was.

Crazy, perhaps. But hot.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:55 AM (sdi6R)

605 I'm just waiting for Tammy to join in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (fC9RO

*passes you your favorite drink

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:55 AM (9jeGC)

606 Barry Sanders kid just ran through the Oregon St. defense. Shitty tackling helped.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Bernie Sanders just ran through the Clinton defense.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 26, 2015 12:55 AM (W5DcG)

607
GGE, thanks for the good add'l info re F-18s, good stuff.

buzzion, the VP can chair the Senate any time he likes, but of course in practice only does so when a tie vote-breaking thing may be in the offing.

The presiding officer is selected by the majority and rotates, is basically scut-work (most junior senators do this duty). And presiding officers really don't do anything. Parliamentary/rules issues are decided by the parliamentarian, an appointee/employee of the majority leader in effect, the presiding officer just serves as mouthpiece.

There are the rare exceptions. Dammit, cannot remember who it was - damn I think it was actually Goldwater, an exceedingly odd member to be presiding at all due to age, and it was in the early AM during some protracted wrasslin' match in the Senate on a bill that was far from being over and had dragged on for days.

During one of the long silences - after someone had called a "time out" orquorum call - Goldwater spoke up to say "third reading (meaning final passage) .... that oughta wake 'em up!". You could hear the laughter from the floor over the TV, and in offices around the office buildings.

Goldwater was often hilarious in his last few years.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

608 There is. Right behind Speaker of the House. The Senate Pro Tempore. He's supposed to be the guy that presides over the Senate when the Vice President isn't there. But since they don't follow that the Vice President is in charge of the Senate I don't think they follow that for the Pro Tempore either, and usually its the most senior or maybe even oldest senator that is given that spot.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:42 AM

The VP can preside over the Senate anytime he chooses, just has to show up. In his absence the snator w/ the most seniority from the majority party presides. Tho that is often designated to a substitute, I think any other member of the majority seems to suffice.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:56 AM (o/90i)

609 Anyway, did you know that total US debt has stayed constant since March 15th? That's 6 months plus a few days. That's the accounting tricks they do. They continue to borrow real money from the bond market, but have a finite amount of wiggle room for creative accounting to hide it and keep the total debt constant.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 12:00 AM (dvuhZ)


yeah ... and they're something like $25,064,662.21 just below the debt limit. Funny that.

Last time they pulled this shit (and kept the official national debt frozen for a couple of months) the debt popped something like $350 billion the day they let the cork out.

It's all a ridiculous joke, at this point. No one can trust any of the numbers, really. And we've all known that the Fed thinks they're going to be able to carry that balance sheet forever and never unwind anything. They really do believe that.

We really do need to go back on the gold standard because this government (and the rest of them) are totally untrustworthy and can't be allowed to have any real control of the money creation process. Only Nature can be trusted with that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 12:57 AM (zc3Db)

610 Interesting...Truman proposed SotH and Pres Pro Tem over cabinet members so that the president couldn't anoint his successor.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:58 AM (jR7Wy)

611 598 Eris and Bebe were wrestling
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:52 AM (

No, we were figure out the manly layers of a triple decker testosterone Oreo we're going to share.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 12:59 AM (Vm8WO)

612 Interesting...Truman proposed SotH and Pres Pro Tem over cabinet members so that the president couldn't anoint his successor.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:58 AM (jR7Wy)


Cabinet members tend to be worthless douchebags who should have all power stripped from them the minute their benefactor President is gone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 01:00 AM (zc3Db)

613 Cause they all suck.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 12:44 AM

Because they mostly suck?
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:48 AM

Great minds work alike!!!

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:00 AM (o/90i)

614 The VP can preside over the Senate anytime he chooses, just has to show up


Yeah, but they really don't do that ever, unless as has been pointed out if they need to do a tie-breaker. And remember when Palin pointed out the role of VP as the President of the senate and all the "smart media" was laughing about it.


Imagine Cruz as VP and deciding he is going to take an active role as President of the Senate and telling McConnell to fuck off every chance he can.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 01:00 AM (zt+N6)

615 605 I'm just waiting for Tammy to join in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 12:51 AM (fC9RO

*passes you your favorite drink

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:55 AM (9jeGC)



Tammy will be a while -- she went to wake up Thor....slowly.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)

616 Way OT. Any of the horde into American Horror Story?

First season awesome, 2nd ok, don't acknowledge the rest.

But I think this will be a good season.

First music number I'm bailing though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:01 AM (9jeGC)

617 " Barry Sanders kid just ran through the Oregon St. defense. Shitty tackling helped.

Posted by: Puddleglum "

Hmmm. Bet he gets to the NFL then goes nowhere.
Takes more than just talent it seems. I saw Mario Bates play in HS (same grade no less) and attended summer school at same place at same time. The women practically fell at his feet.
Yet-BUST.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 26, 2015 01:02 AM (hVdx9)

618 609: I used to keep up with this shit very closely back in the years after the Crash of '08 and all the ridiculous debt increases and Fed balance sheet expansion. I was going over the Daily Treasury Statement every day. I slacked off, but I remember I figured out a lot of the tricks they did.

They need that $25M below the limit as sort of a cushion to do the tricks "on paper" so at no time, again on "paper" does the actual total public debt exceed the official limit. When the green eye shade boys in the basement of Treasury are actually doing the accounting, actually shifting the numbers around, they need a little room.

It's all just numbers on paper, or in computers. They do what we like to call IOU^2, or IOU for IOUs. IOU^2 doesn't count toward the debt limit, essentially.

It depends on a lot of factors, some tricks they do with the intragov debt that varies how much room they have. But they can do $300-$400B worth, maybe more, depending on what time of the fiscal year they start the tricks.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 01:03 AM (dvuhZ)

619 Glad to hear it. This may not have any meaning to people outside the Tri State area, but the proposed mosque for Ground Zero has been defeated. Thanks, Pamela Gellar and to the other people who protested this for years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:03 AM (1+XCd)

620 616: Yep. I pretty much think the same about AHS. The third season grossed me out with a close up of Kathy Bates. Within 5 minutes I was done with AHS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 01:05 AM (NGd+i)

621 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:03 AM (1+XCd)

I loved the name of the corporation working the Ground Zero mosque project - the Cordoba Group.

Talk about chutzpah! And yet, only a very few seemed to understand that name or care.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 01:06 AM (zc3Db)

622 Let me jump in here.
Posted by: Al Haig at September 26, 2015 12:50 AM

LOL, you scamp you.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:07 AM (o/90i)

623 First music number I'm bailing though.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:01 AM (9jeGC)


dem bones, dem bones ...
gonna rise again,

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 26, 2015 01:07 AM (qOsoH)

624 @611 No, we were figure out the manly layers of a triple decker testosterone Oreo we're going to share.
-----------------

Weird. I don't see any mention of Karl Urban higher up in this thread. Isn't he one of the usual go-to drool inducers for the ettes?

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 01:08 AM (PVi+Q)

625 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 01:06 AM (zc3Db)

Yes; I had noted that too. Given it was liberal land NYC I'm actually surprised they were able to stop it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:09 AM (1+XCd)

626 The VP can preside over the Senate anytime he chooses, just has to show up. In his absence the snator w/ the most seniority from the majority party presides. Tho that is often designated to a substitute, I think any other member of the majority seems to suffice.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 12:56 AM (o/90i)


The President Pro-Tempore is an elected posistion with an increased salary, access to the most highly classified info, and appointment to commissions and other boards. So there is on "1" of them. They do have an office of "Deputy President Pro-Tempore". This office has none of the access that the Pres. Pro Tem has, but they preside over the chamber when the VP, PPT aren't there. This is probably one that any member of the majority party gets to be.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)

627
Cabinet members make more sense than Senators in the line of succession.

The SotH and the SPT in theory have regular interaction with the executive branch as well as the legislative branch, so if necessary they can ensure an orderly transition. Cabinet members are more likely to know the ins and outs of that executive branch than Senators.

Let's face it, if the President, VP, SotH, and Senate Pro Tem are all gone, it's a major crisis. I'd much rather the Secretary of State step into the role of President than the junior Senator from Wyoming, at least in the short term.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 01:10 AM (fC9RO)

628
Yes, Hat and Farmer, the whole cabinet thing is quite modern, and driven by Cold War "continuity of government" (COG) considerations, very big stuff in nukyler war-fighting plans. Of course such concerns were unknown prior to the nuclear/missile/jet age.

buzzion, interesting idea re Cruz. Not sure what the presiding officer can actually do to f**k with the process. Think he has to proceed per the Senate rules. When something is challenged based on the rules, a vote of the body decides it (voting yeah/nay on the parliamentarian's reading).

Real rules fights are rare (hell, today, probably completely unheard of). I recall a barnburning classic one where Sen. Byrd was challenging the parliamentarian's interpretation. Byrd was probably the last senator who really did know the rules (unless there's another one like him that I haven't heard about). As the parliamentarian (his words repeated by the presiding officer) and Byrd exchanged arguments, the dispute narrowed down to a footnote and where it ranked.

Footnotes denoted with Roman numerals, vs. those denoted with arabic numerals. This played into the substance of the matter. Byrd was correct and won the dispute (don't recall if a vote was required). But the thing was rare, dramatic,and cool enough that you actually had senators drifting on the floor to listen (this generally doesn't happen, ever), and offices throughout the Senate were glued to their TVs.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:11 AM (QDnY+)

629 621 TPOP,

Yup...during the Cold War we could honestly say we understood Soviet history better than the Soviets...

Jihadi Jim knows Western Civ's history better thwn the left lets our kids know it they just use it for rage fuel...

Oh, my point in my reply on Cytherea was more aimed at the media's games than the BLM dolts...

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 26, 2015 01:12 AM (g8Hfr)

630 Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 26, 2015 01:07 AM (qOsoH

Dammit!

First episode hasn't even started!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:13 AM (9jeGC)

631 610 Interesting...Truman proposed SotH and Pres Pro Tem over cabinet members so that the president couldn't anoint his successor.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 12:58 AM (jR7Wy)


He was the only Democrat of the 20th and 21st centuries that actually wanted his country to be great.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:14 AM (Z7G74)

632 619 Glad to hear it. This may not have any meaning to people outside the Tri State area, but the proposed mosque for Ground Zero has been defeated. Thanks, Pamela Gellar and to the other people who protested this for years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:03 AM (1+XCd)
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This is very good news indeed! Although I was kinda rooting for Greg Gutfeld's gay muslim bar. Proposed names included Allahu Akbar, Turban Cowboy, You Mecca Me Hot, and Suspicious Packages.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 01:14 AM (jR7Wy)

633 Imagine Cruz as VP and deciding he is going to take an active role as President of the Senate and telling McConnell to fuck off every chance he can.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 01:00 AM

I kinda like that idea, thanks for making me smile!

didn't think ghosts could usually do that.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:15 AM (o/90i)

634 624 @611 Weird. I don't see any mention of Karl Urban higher up in this thread. Isn't he one of the usual go-to drool inducers for the ettes?
Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 01:08 AM

He's like Brad Pitt, sometimes he looks pretty good. Others not so much.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 01:15 AM (sL/MH)

635 I like the name "You Mecca Me Hot".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM (1+XCd)

636 I know this is off topic but I got word this morning that my best friend has liver cancer. Would appreciate all prayers for him.

Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM (+9AX9)

637
Eris, those names are hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

638 Dammit!

First episode hasn't even started!


so a premature bone rising ... as it were ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM (qOsoH)

639 >>>No, we were figure out the manly layers of a triple decker testosterone Oreo we're going to share.

Hi. How you doin?

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM (e+1S5)

640 Done and done, Harleycowboy.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM (jR7Wy)

641 Although I'd still keep an eye on the developer, he's Muslim. Who's the say he won't have a mosque within the condos he plans to build even if THE plan for a Mosque has been defeated?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM (1+XCd)

642 When will they get down to business and slap Bitch McConnell with the banhammer?

Posted by: Hank at September 26, 2015 01:19 AM (JyDJn)

643 Glad to hear it. This may not have any meaning to people outside the Tri State area, but the proposed mosque for Ground Zero has been defeated. Thanks, Pamela Gellar and to the other people who protested this for years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:03 AMvisit to Gorund Zero.

Thanks for this news FS. Funny thing is I was just asking my wife about this tonight. Prolly prompted by the Pope's visit to Ground Zero.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:20 AM (o/90i)

644 harleycowboy -

may your friend be blessed with Health & Healing.

May he find comfort in the love of Family & Friends & hope in the Wisdom of his doctors & nurses ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 26, 2015 01:20 AM (qOsoH)

645 Hi. How you doin?
Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM (e+1S5)
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Double Stuff!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 01:21 AM (jR7Wy)

646 Farmer -
I missed your last to me. Thanks for the good wishes.
I am a very happy man. A little lonely right now, but happy.

Cooth -
I have no idea what fleas live on with no blood in sight for a week, but I will spend the next few days finding out. And figuring out what kills the little fuckers. Bank on that.

And the precocious 5yr old traveling companion? Don't get me started...

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 01:21 AM (foBj9)

647 Testing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 26, 2015 01:22 AM (cygkw)

648
Will drop the Senate stuff, but mentioning Byrd reminds me of one very striking (no, shocking and terrible) thing that has happened recently that was unimaginable in any prior historical period.

When Obama made the improper recess appointments, recall he was sued (and lost). If something like this had been pulled by a president (any president) in all previous history, the Senate (with people like Byrd in the lead) would have ripped the administration's jewels off.

Not with a sissy lawsuit. But with a nukyler ultimatum on everything ($$$$, appointments, etc.) that any president would have no choice but to comply with. You'd have had majority/minority leaders, together, in front of the cameras belching hellfire, that afternoon, and most likely a contrite WH press secretary expressing regret for a "misunderstanding" before rush hour.

The astonishing disappearance of institutional jealousy over const. prerogatives and division of power - one of the ingenious unwritten kinds of mortar that has made our system so strong - is among the most troubling and puzzling developments of the last few years. (Yes, Dems in the case of Senate/appointments, but across the board with lots of other key powers)

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

649 Absolutely Harley.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 01:24 AM (Vm8WO)

650 627
Cabinet members make more sense than Senators in the line of succession.

The SotH and the SPT in theory have regular interaction with the executive branch as well as the legislative branch, so if necessary they can ensure an orderly transition. Cabinet members are more likely to know the ins and outs of that executive branch than Senators.

Let's face it, if the President, VP, SotH, and Senate Pro Tem are all gone, it's a major crisis. I'd much rather the Secretary of State step into the role of President than the junior Senator from Wyoming, at least in the short term.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 01:10 AM (fC9RO)


I would rather have someone elected by his/her state, then elected by their chamber to be President than someone who could have been a recess appointment.

Would you have preferred Cankles to be President (or Eric Holder) instead of Boehner (I know) in 2010?

Or Kerry today instead of Hatch or McCarthy (SOTH)?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:24 AM (Z7G74)

651 Out. G'night, kids.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 01:24 AM (e+1S5)

652 Night DC. Stay stoked.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 01:25 AM (jR7Wy)

653 OK, I watched the Miami Vice video and I don't get it. What was "classic" about that scene? Granted, I wasn't a regular viewer of that show.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 01:25 AM (sdi6R)

654 639 >>>No, we were figure out the manly layers of a triple decker testosterone Oreo we're going to share.
Hi. How you doin?
Posted by: DC in River City at September 26, 2015 01:17 AM

Where's. Our. Shirtless. Pics. ????!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 01:27 AM (Vm8WO)

655 Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:11 AM

Thanks for that rhomboid. Do you happen to recall ca. what year or the issue? I wish Kleagle Bryd didn't die so early on in Obama's first term, he would have stood up for Congress's prerogatives like no one has since.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:28 AM (o/90i)

656 Testing a new device.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 26, 2015 01:28 AM (MEY5A)

657 Kleagle sounds like a banana splits character.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 26, 2015 01:30 AM (W5DcG)

658 'Night DC

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:31 AM (9jeGC)

659 I know this is off topic but I got word this morning that my best friend has liver cancer. Would appreciate all prayers for him.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM

Will do hc.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:32 AM (o/90i)

660 Fappy dreams DC

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 01:34 AM (Vm8WO)

661 642 When will they get down to business and slap Bitch McConnell with the banhammer?
Posted by: Hank at September 26, 2015 01:19 AM (JyDJn)


The Speaker has to keep about 125 people on his side, lined up to support him. Those people change every 2 years.

Senate Majority Leader has the keep about 27 people on his side. Only a few change every 2 years. He can also open up avenues of $$$$ which is more important in Senate races than in House races.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:34 AM (Z7G74)

662 Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM (+9AX9)

IMO, prayer requests are never off topic, Besides there doesn't seem to be one particular topic here anyway. :^

I will pray for your friend. If you care to, go to these sites where you can put in his first name and last name first initial, the state he lives in and the request:

www.brooklyntabernacle.org

This is a large non denom. church that was built on prayer and they have a very active prayer ministry. Scroll down to "Prayer Center".

Also:

prayer-center.upperroom.org

They have an active group of volunteers that sends prayer requests around the country.

May God bless your friend with complete healing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2015 01:34 AM (1+XCd)

663 Prayers sent harleycowboy.


F cancer in the ass.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:36 AM (9jeGC)

664 Cute dog video.

If I tried to pull that with my cats they would look at me like I had lost my mind, then wander off to lick themselves or go to sleep or something.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 01:37 AM (sdi6R)

665 Hate cancer with a burning hot intensity.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 01:37 AM (UQGss)

666 It's not as much fun when you don't have to try.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 01:38 AM (UQGss)

667 And now that's done, and so am I. Good night roonz and roonettez, sleep well, I shall likely have to kill you in the morning.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at September 26, 2015 01:39 AM (UQGss)

668 646 Farmer -
I missed your last to me. Thanks for the good wishes.
I am a very happy man. A little lonely right now, but happy.

Cooth -
I have no idea what fleas live on with no blood in sight for a week, but I will spend the next few days finding out. And figuring out what kills the little fuckers. Bank on that.

And the precocious 5yr old traveling companion? Don't get me started...

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 01:21 AM (foBj9)




Oddly enough, the fiancee and I were just talking about fleas earlier today......as in, raising chickens is supposed to be a good way to keep fleas out of your yard (the chickens eat them) (though they make their eggs taste gamey) but there are many animals (coons, coyotes, etc.) that will attempt predation on chickens, and how I'd seen chicken yards on wheels so that you could continually move your chickens around on large lawns so as to continually decimate the flea population......none of which actually helps you with your fleas in the house problem [though it may get you closer to building a clock] [see Bing search on "Ahmed Cthulhu-jihad clock"] unless you wanted to raise indoor chickens [Hint: potty-training them is verrrrry difficult].



I bet Tucker is going, "yay! My buddy's back! What's this female's scent all over him?.....and, I mean, ALL over.....really, there?.....well, at least he didn't take her miniature golfing...."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 01:39 AM (EzgxV)

669 Dammit! GGE & his kilt for the win

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 01:39 AM (Vm8WO)

670 Sorry for being me. Fenelon spoke better than I and then I was crude

Intentions were good though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:40 AM (9jeGC)

671
Farmer, if you are referring to rules fight betw. Byrd and the parliamentarian, no, don't recall the year (but probably late 80s). And don't recall the underlying matter that was before the Senate, except that it was some domestic issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

672 G'nite GGE! Keep your sporran close and your dagger closer!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion at September 26, 2015 01:41 AM (jR7Wy)

673 FS beat me to it, harley, but prayer requests are never off topic around here.
I don't have a direct line, but will pray nonetheless.

If you care to share a first name, some here find that helpful.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 01:41 AM (foBj9)

674 The lead Pain and Torturer had to tell her minions to go easy on me today. But throuh massage, ice and electeostimulus, I was able to walk again. I was ordered to stay on the couch and watch anime, so it's not all bad. ;-)

Posted by: pookysgirl is in pain at September 26, 2015 01:41 AM (5ZRxh)

675 The astonishing disappearance of institutional jealousy over const. prerogatives and division of power - one of the ingenious unwritten kinds of mortar that has made our system so strong - is among the most troubling and puzzling developments of the last few years. (Yes, Dems in the case of Senate/appointments, but across the board with lots of other key powers)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:23 AM

That's what I was alluding to. When did this first seem to take place? *ignoring the fact you want to stop talking about the Senate*

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 01:41 AM (o/90i)

676 'Night GGE

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 01:42 AM (9jeGC)

677 His name is Mickey. Thanks for all the prayers and those yet to come.

Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:42 AM (+9AX9)

678 I know this is off topic but I got word this morning that my best friend has liver cancer. Would appreciate all prayers for him.
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM


Done.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:44 AM (Z7G74)

679 I know this is off topic but I got word this morning that my best friend has liver cancer. Would appreciate all prayers for him.

Posted by: harleycowboy at September 26, 2015 01:16 AM


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 26, 2015 01:45 AM (vBeA5)

680 674 The lead Pain and Torturer had to tell her minions to go easy on me today. But throuh massage, ice and electeostimulus, I was able to walk again. I was ordered to stay on the couch and watch anime, so it's not all bad. ;-)

Posted by: pookysgirl is in pain at September 26, 2015 01:41 AM (5ZRxh)



You are constantly in my thoughts, pookysgirl, in so much as I can hold to a train of thought for more than a moment. You need to be able to chase after the pookyskid.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 01:45 AM (EzgxV)

681 The astonishing disappearance of institutional jealousy over const. prerogatives and division of power - one of the ingenious unwritten kinds of mortar that has made our system so strong - is among the most troubling and puzzling developments of the last few years. (Yes, Dems in the case of Senate/appointments, but across the board with lots of other key powers)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:23 AM


Not shocking at all when you consider that they all think of themselves as "The Government". Most of what our elected officials do is constituent service, aka getting citizens help at Social Security, Agriculture Dept, and Medicaid/Medicare. That is why they have never met a government program that they didn't like, it gives them moar power.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 01:48 AM (Z7G74)

682 Re the Cytherea thing again. I'm amazed at how I've seen nothing about it until I just stumbled across something about it. After reading more, this was ISIS/Muzzie fundi level brutality they did to her.

Did the Supreme Court rule that the death penalty can only be applied when there is loss of life? Or something to that effect?

At any rate, the death penalty should be available for brutal rapes like this.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 01:57 AM (dvuhZ)

683 I could do it a while ago, when Slap showed the way. Now I'm all full of caveats and ellipses, and I'm afraid to do anything in public lest the subject get smited with a lightning bolt because I can't be honest with myself.



I hope it's just a phase I'm going through.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 01:58 AM (EzgxV)

684
Farmer, not aware of anything comparable in prior history, the fight with Obama is the only one I know of directly on the issue of recess appointments. Could be there, haven't checked in detail. But I doubt it.

That was my point - the Senate's prerogatives in appointments being directly challenged, to the point of testing something in court - I think that's new. It is very hard to believe that the primary reaction of the Senate in all prior eras would have been legal, rather than political (as I noted).

Some may say the Iran deal thing is similar, but it's far more complicated, if only in that executive agreements have been used many many times by several modern presidents. Not saying this case is OK, or identical to most of the others since WWII - just that the appointments dispute is pretty much unprecedented. And was really a breath-taking assault on an unquestioned Senate prerogative.

Ashley, my point is different (not really about elected officials' tools and levers for re-election). Senators are not blase about their powers or prerogatives vis-a-vis the other branches, or losing them. The institution as a whole has always been jealous of same - I think one of the elements that makes the whole separation of powers thing a working reality. In the world I used to know, it was unimaginable that senators would sit still for the body's appointment powers to be degraded by brazen presidential behavior. Apparently, not so much any more (notwithstanding the sissy lawsuit).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:59 AM (QDnY+)

685 Cabinet members make more sense than Senators in the line of succession.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 01:10 AM (fC9RO)


It's a matter of opinion, of course, but they really don't. Cabinet officers serve at the pleasure of the President. They tend to have no discernible skills and are there due to political appointments or some other BS. They are nobodies who have landed cushy jobs in charge of huge departments they tend to have no business running. As they serve at the pleasure of the President they should cease to serve at the death of that same President.

Sure, Congress is full of twats, douchebags, criminals and idiots ... but they are part of the Constitutional system. Cabinet officers are just toadies for the President. They have no business being handed the Executive reigns under any circumstances.

I am speaking about the United States of America, of course. In our American Socialist Superstate none of this matters. Might as well have the most demented Presidential lackey taking over if the President and a bunch of others bite it. It doesn't make a difference in the A.S.S.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:00 AM (zc3Db)

686 Er ... reins.

Auto-correct .... yeah, that's what did it!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:01 AM (zc3Db)

687 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 26, 2015 02:02 AM (VdrYF)

688 Yep, I found it. You can thank Anthony Kennedy who ruled the death penalty can only apply where there is loss of life, overturning the death sentence for some child rapist. They had previously ruled it couldn't apply to the rape of an adult, but not for children and some states changed the laws.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 02:03 AM (dvuhZ)

689 685
American Socialist Superstate ... A.S.S.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:00 AM (zc3Db)


I don't know if you coined that or not, but if you did, well done.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 02:06 AM (sdi6R)

690 685 Cabinet members make more sense than Senators in the line of succession.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 26, 2015 01:10 AM (fC9RO)

It's a matter of opinion, of course, but they really don't. Cabinet officers serve at the pleasure of the President. They tend to have no discernible skills and are there due to political appointments or some other BS. They are nobodies who have landed cushy jobs in charge of huge departments they tend to have no business running. As they serve at the pleasure of the President they should cease to serve at the death of that same President.

Sure, Congress is full of twats, douchebags, criminals and idiots ... but they are part of the Constitutional system. Cabinet officers are just toadies for the President. They have no business being handed the Executive reigns under any circumstances.

I am speaking about the United States of America, of course. In our American Socialist Superstate none of this matters. Might as well have the most demented Presidential lackey taking over if the President and a bunch of others bite it. It doesn't make a difference in the A.S.S.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:00 AM (zc3Db)



I'll throw a yellow flag for this one.




The three branches are (1) the Legislative -- who set the rules; (2) the Executive -- who do the things the rules allow; and (3) the Judicial -- who ensure the government and the body-politic act within the rules. There is no reason for a temporary replacement within the executive branch to come from anywhere but the executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

691 AMC has been having Kung Fu Fridays the last few weeks. Basically it various Asian action movies. Tonight its The Man From Nowhere. Its a Korean flick. Its actually pretty damn good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 02:08 AM (NGd+i)

692 Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 02:06 AM (sdi6R)

Thanks, rickl. I've been using it for quite some time but it never seemed to catch on. People had some thing for the USSA and variations of that sort. But I keep pushing it

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:10 AM (zc3Db)

693 591: the next thing you'll be saying is Sheena Easton's boobs were fake.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 26, 2015 12:54 AM (NGd+i)


Dunnow. Never met her. I was too damn busy to care anyway.

Posted by: Bill H at September 26, 2015 02:12 AM (Baojj)

694 The trouble is the Executive has gotten so damn big, and you have regulatory agencies essentially making law by fiat, not by Congressional action.

I believe the reason Congress has given up so much power is so they won't have to take a stand on anything. They want to be able to be on both sides of any issue as the need arises.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 02:12 AM (dvuhZ)

695 694 The trouble is the Executive has gotten so damn big, and you have regulatory agencies essentially making law by fiat, not by Congressional action.

I believe the reason Congress has given up so much power is so they won't have to take a stand on anything. They want to be able to be on both sides of any issue as the need arises.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 02:12 AM (dvuhZ)




I intentionally left the Regulatory State out there as a big hanging curveball. It's what has poisoned the original Constitutional scheme.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:15 AM (EzgxV)

696 Congress is "the first branch of government", truly. If they wanted to, if they had the balls, they could reign in both the Executive and the freaking Supreme Court.

It would take balls, and the willingness to use the power of the purse mercilessly, but they could do it. But they would take more flak from the media and special interests than you can imagine, and they just aren't man enough to do it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 26, 2015 02:15 AM (dvuhZ)

697 Apropos of nothing, I was in PetSmart tonight buying cat litter, and the young lady in front of me in the checkout line had a body that will haunt my dreams forevermore.

It's mathematically possible that she could be my granddaughter, but OMG. I could barely conceal my drooling.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 02:17 AM (sdi6R)

698 There is no reason for a temporary replacement within the executive branch to come from anywhere but the executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)


It isn't temporary. The new President takes the office until the next election. And there's no reason that that person has to "come from the Executive". Cabinet officers are nothing special and serve no one but the, now dead, President. They are nothing. Constitutional roles should only be set to be filled automatically by people already in Constitutional positions.

I don't know why anyone would think that cabinet officers of any sort merit any consideration to fill the Presidency. They are filling any Constitutional roles of the Executive. They are just yes-men for the President. When the President they say "yes" to goes, they should go, not be promoted into a whole new domain and placed in charge of one of the arms of the federal government.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:17 AM (zc3Db)

699 @684
That was my point - the Senate's prerogatives in appointments being directly challenged, to the point of testing something in court - I think that's new. It is very hard to believe that the primary reaction of the Senate in all prior eras would have been legal, rather than political (as I noted).
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Part of it is Reid. iirc, he was the Majority Leader when the recess appointments took place. And he exercised such an iron grip on the Senate when he was in charge that even his fellow Democrats commented on it and complained about it.

The weirdest bit is that he's such a control freak that going nuts over Obama's appointments seems much more in character for him.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 02:19 AM (PVi+Q)

700 Er ... "not filling Constitutional roles ..."

Damn auto-correct is killing me!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:20 AM (zc3Db)

701 @688 Yep, I found it. You can thank Anthony Kennedy who ruled the death penalty can only apply where there is loss of life, overturning the death sentence for some child rapist. They had previously ruled it couldn't apply to the rape of an adult, but not for children and some states changed the laws.
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Yeah, I remember that case. The victim was a little girl, and the rapist was so brutal in what he did that he basically destroyed her sex organs to the extent that she'll probably never be able to have normal sex (assuming that the psychological issues don't get her first). But five of our betters on the US Supreme Court decided that the death penalty for the guy would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: junior at September 26, 2015 02:23 AM (PVi+Q)

702 Ashley, my point is different (not really about elected officials' tools and levers for re-election). Senators are not blase about their powers or prerogatives vis-a-vis the other branches, or losing them. The institution as a whole has always been jealous of same - I think one of the elements that makes the whole separation of powers thing a working reality. In the world I used to know, it was unimaginable that senators would sit still for the body's appointment powers to be degraded by brazen presidential behavior. Apparently, not so much any more (notwithstanding the sissy lawsuit).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:59 AM (QDnY+)


If the President had been GOP, and the Senate Dem, the Dems would have pulled out all the stops to get even with the President.

Once the roles were reversed, there was no way McConnell was going to do anything because he is afraid of conflict. He wants a "get along and go along" policy of dealing with things. It's been pretty evident with all the CR's that Congress has passed in the last 8 years that they don't want any kind of fight that can upset the gravy train.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 02:26 AM (Z7G74)

703 If the President had been GOP, and the Senate Dem, the Dems would have pulled out all the stops to get even with the President.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2015 02:26 AM (Z7G74)


Actually, it was the House's responsibility to stop an out-of-control tyrant who thought he could declare when the Senate is in session or not and shove through his nominees illegally. That is a clearly impeachable act that the House was required to act on. One would assume that the Senate, being the institution shat on by the tyrant, would automatically convict, as their part in preserving the Constitutional order. But it was clearly the House's job to start the process to put a stop to a nutcase in the White House.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:29 AM (zc3Db)

704 It wouldn't be that difficult. The House could pass spending bills that said: "we'll allow up to $XXX on ICE, but not a cent for anything but apprehension and deportation; we'll allow $YYY for women's health, but not a dime for PP; we'll allow $ZZZ for the military, but not a cent for the White House travel/entertainment budget"; etc. -- and, after passing them, just LEAVE. Forget funding the EPA, Agriculture, Labor, NLRB, TSA, Education, and the rest of that crap. Fund the good stuff and walk away. Defund vast swathes of the Federal Leviathan and just walk away.




If Obama wants to say, "I refuse to have an Army if Planned Parenthood isn't fully-funded", let him. If the Senate wants to say, "you can't fund the Navy if you don't fund the Department of Education", let them. Lay the bills down on the table and GO HOME. There is no negotiation necessary.



Pass a raft of bills that are every small-government quasi-Libertarian's wet-dream and then go home. The Senate can agree or not, the President can agree or not.....but not one brass farthing without appropriation by the House. [It's in the Constitution, you know....]

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:30 AM (EzgxV)

705
Ashley, yes. That's kind of my point, but you fleshed out some of the details.

Before now, and what's become of both parties, and Big Govt. mindset in general, institutional jealousies would have prevailed (as they should), thus preserving separation of powers.

Now, one party has lost its mind, the other its spine and sense of responsibility.

And Boehner was quoted as saying he was always focused on protecting the House as an institution. Aside from how dubious that is by itself, let's savor the idiocy of such a comment from someone who has presided over the greatest surrender of congressional power in our history.

And hear the echo of CJ Roberts' astonishingly stupid statement before his first mark-up session (small legislative joke there) on O-care, that his job was not to protect Americans from the consequences of their voting.

It's almost as if the country is dominated, and run, by people of very low intellect, character, and spirit (this is in almost all sectors). I said almost.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 02:34 AM (QDnY+)

706 It is really remarkable how Congress has voluntarily neutered itself. No Reichstag Fire or Enabling Act was necessary. Who could have predicted that ten years ago?

It's scary. They seem to be perfectly OK with being lackeys for a dictator, as long as they get to keep their perks.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 02:34 AM (sdi6R)

707 698 There is no reason for a temporary replacement within the executive branch to come from anywhere but the executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:07 AM (EzgxV)

It isn't temporary. The new President takes the office until the next election. And there's no reason that that person has to "come from the Executive". Cabinet officers are nothing special and serve no one but the, now dead, President. They are nothing. Constitutional roles should only be set to be filled automatically by people already in Constitutional positions.

I don't know why anyone would think that cabinet officers of any sort merit any consideration to fill the Presidency. They are filling any Constitutional roles of the Executive. They are just yes-men for the President. When the President they say "yes" to goes, they should go, not be promoted into a whole new domain and placed in charge of one of the arms of the federal government.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:17 AM (zc3Db)




They are merely appointed by the Executive -- thus, they are intended to further Executive directives. It's like when a CEO bites it -- you put the COO in charge until the BoD can get their act together, because the COO knows how things run.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

708 Ugh.
Politics still at almost 3AM on a weekend ONT...

Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 02:36 AM (foBj9)

709 What the hell happened to the ONT?

What of Boobs?

Posted by: Garrett at September 26, 2015 02:37 AM (lIDFZ)

710 They are merely appointed by the Executive -- thus, they are intended to further Executive directives. It's like when a CEO bites it -- you put the COO in charge until the BoD can get their act together, because the COO knows how things run.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:34 AM (EzgxV)


That's really not a good analogy. Most of the cabinet don't know jack about anything. They haven't worked their way up to the cabinet positions but have just been plopped there out of the blue. They are not COOs of the Executive branch or anything remotely similar.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:38 AM (zc3Db)

711 708 Ugh.
Politics still at almost 3AM on a weekend ONT...

Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 02:36 AM (foBj9)



It's only because you haven't given a trip report. With chickens. And clocks. And nonexistent miniature golf.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:39 AM (EzgxV)

712 709 What the hell happened to the ONT?

What of Boobs?

Posted by: Garrett at September 26, 2015 02:37 AM (lIDFZ)





I'd be much more sympathetic if you were bringing some to the table (besides yourself).

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:40 AM (EzgxV)

713 Miniature golf... is that where you try to put the ball in the hole with the fewest strokes possible?

No comment, sir.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 02:41 AM (foBj9)

714 Nite all, time for bed here. Work beckons tomorrow.

Time to round up the puppies and go to bed. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2015 02:41 AM (o/90i)

715 710 They are merely appointed by the Executive -- thus, they are intended to further Executive directives. It's like when a CEO bites it -- you put the COO in charge until the BoD can get their act together, because the COO knows how things run.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

That's really not a good analogy. Most of the cabinet don't know jack about anything. They haven't worked their way up to the cabinet positions but have just been plopped there out of the blue. They are not COOs of the Executive branch or anything remotely similar.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 02:38 AM (zc3Db)




And Senators, Representatives, or Supreme Court Justices would know more?




It would be interesting to have the presidential succession go "VP, CEOs of Dow 30 by market cap....."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)

716 713 Miniature golf... is that where you try to put the ball in the hole with the fewest strokes possible?

No comment, sir.

Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 02:41 AM (foBj9)



It's where you put the ball in the hole while coping-with obstacles.....it requires cool analysis, tactical planning, and skilled execution.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:49 AM (EzgxV)

717 It would be interesting to have the presidential succession go "VP, CEOs of Dow 30 by market cap....."
Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)


Why not: Veep, "Best Boy of the highest grossing film of the year," &c.

Posted by: The Best Hat at September 26, 2015 02:50 AM (vBeA5)

718 The astonishing disappearance of institutional jealousy over const. prerogatives and division of power - one of the ingenious unwritten kinds of mortar that has made our system so strong - is among the most troubling and puzzling developments of the last few years.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2015 01:23 AM (QDnY+)


Byrd himself, in the last years of his career, started to talk really oddly. I used to watch C-Span a lot, he started as what seemed to be a principled, if party-loyal, "conscience of the Senate" who would bring issues of propriety to the fore.

Around the time of the Clinton impeachment, he started to fail to finish a lot of his sentences, and described in a lot of instances that "this body" was being asked to do a lot of things that it shouldn't... at first it seemed he might be referring to other bodies, or the Presidency, or the people.... maybe even lobbyists. He was too vague.

But sometimes the fact that he would trail off so much was kind of sinister. Maybe it was just old age, but it sure did prompt some conspiracy theorizing. Maybe he was just old and disillusioned, but his complaints could be interpreted as of something else he was afraid to mention.

I always connected the whole thing with McCain-Feingold-Soros and the mass-purchase of lobbying groups, but who knows.

Gave me the creeps, basically.

Like when that stenographer wigged out on the House floor a couple of years ago and started shouting about secret societies. Damned if that wasn't straight out of a conspiracy movie about secret societies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 26, 2015 02:52 AM (bLnSU)

719 OK, I'll change the subject.

I live in the Philadelphia suburbs, and as you may have heard, the Pope is visiting Philly this weekend.

I work in a printing shop, and this week a customer ordered 6000 souvenir Pope trading cards. You know, like baseball cards. He intends to sell them to the tourists.

The color printer that I was going to print them on had some problems, and I had to call a service technician twice. Meanwhile the clock was ticking. Needless to say, this was a very time-sensitive job.

Finally, on Thursday afternoon, I ran the job, and the guy who operated the cutting machine finished cutting them just before he left at 4:30 with the customer standing there waiting. It was a near-run thing.

The customer also had T-shirts made up elsewhere, and he gave one to each of us. He seemed to be satisfied with the cards.

Now, I'm not Catholic, and I'm certainly not a fan of this particular Pope. But a gift is a gift, and I thanked him and wished him luck selling his stuff.

I have no intention of going into the city this weekend to brave the crowds and traffic to see the Pope. I've laid in stocks of food, booze, and smokes, so I do not have to leave the house at all and can quietly hunker down.

At first I could not envision a scenario where I would ever wear the T-shirt. I figured that I would put it away in a drawer and forget about it.

But now I've decided to wear it while mowing the lawn on Saturday. It's likely that nobody will see it or notice. But if one person drives by and does a double take, it will be worth it. "Huh? Why is that guy wearing a Pope shirt but isn't downtown watching the Pope? Did he go into the city this morning just to buy a shirt, and then went back home to mow his lawn? WTF is up with that?"

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 02:57 AM (sdi6R)

720 717 It would be interesting to have the presidential succession go "VP, CEOs of Dow 30 by market cap....."
Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)

Why not: Veep, "Best Boy of the highest grossing film of the year," &c.

Posted by: The Best Hat at September 26, 2015 02:50 AM (vBeA5)




My point was that a CEO would be more comfortable in a role where overall strategic direction came from a BoD while essentially all-powerful in day-to-day decisions. This is actually very close to the original view of the Founders.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:57 AM (EzgxV)

721 My point was that a CEO would be more comfortable in a role where overall strategic direction came from a BoD while essentially all-powerful in day-to-day decisions. This is actually very close to the original view of the Founders.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:57 AM (EzgxV)


Being semi-facisious...

Originally: 'In the English apprentice system, the 'best boy' was the master's oldest, most experienced apprentice, who thus had more responsibilities than the others. In effect he was the second person in charge, as a best boy grip or best boy electrician is today, carrying out the key grip's or gaffer's instructions."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_boy

Posted by: The Best Hat at September 26, 2015 03:05 AM (vBeA5)

722 721 My point was that a CEO would be more comfortable in a role where overall strategic direction came from a BoD while essentially all-powerful in day-to-day decisions. This is actually very close to the original view of the Founders.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:57 AM (EzgxV)

Being semi-facisious...

Originally: 'In the English apprentice system, the 'best boy' was the master's oldest, most experienced apprentice, who thus had more responsibilities than the others. In effect he was the second person in charge, as a best boy grip or best boy electrician is today, carrying out the key grip's or gaffer's instructions."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_boy

Posted by: The Best Hat at September 26, 2015 03:05 AM (vBeA5)



I took your meaning well-enough. I was just noting that it would be exceedingly unlikely that "Best Boy of the highest grossing film of the year" would also be CEO of one of the top 30 companies in the US.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)

723 Night all.

Here is "Veya" by Skinflint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p9bJkQwAhg

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 26, 2015 03:12 AM (vBeA5)

724 And Senators, Representatives, or Supreme Court Justices would know more?

Government consists of the only set of jobs for which there is no requirement of any sort of knowledge. None. That being said, it doesn't mean that one doesn't attempt to minimize any damage and stay within the actual system.

This whole debate is just a matter of opinion and personal preference, of course, but I find it funny how the Constitution can specify succession to roles that are not Constitutional roles. Those roles don't even need to exist, per the Constitution, but they are spelled out by that same Constitution as being the seats from which the President will come if a bunch of people happen to blow up or all trip down the same staircase or something. Doesn't that seem a bit odd to you?


It would be interesting to have the presidential succession go "VP, CEOs of Dow 30 by market cap....."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)


A random selection from the House would be perfectly fine - subject to the restrictions that that person must be Constitutionally eligible, of course.

The reason for all this is because the President is not supposed to be any sort of royal running the Executive branch without any restrictions as his own personal fiefdom. The Constitutonal limits on the Executive should serve to mitigate any problems a dipshit President might bring, and for that reason that Constitutional role should only be filled (in emergencies) by people who are occupying some other Cosntitutional role - so that that can actually be specified in the Constitution (unlike what we currently have).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 03:13 AM (zc3Db)

725 It would also make sense for Presidential succession to go "VP, chief executive of each state by GDP of state....."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:16 AM (EzgxV)

726 It would also make sense for Presidential succession to go "VP, chief executive of each state by GDP of state....."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:16 AM (EzgxV)


That works for me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 03:18 AM (zc3Db)

727
726 It would also make sense for Presidential succession to go "VP, chief executive of each state by GDP of state....."

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:16 AM (EzgxV)

That works for me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 03:18 AM (zc3Db)




The point being that there's no good reason to put any head of any legislative branch in charge of an executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:26 AM (EzgxV)

728 BTW, my mistake on claiming that the ordered roles of succession are specified in the Constitution. That was silly of me. That list is law, not Constitutional, and is specified in the amendment to be law made by Congress, so my argument about the roles not being Constitutional ones falls aside..

That was pretty friggin stupid of me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 03:33 AM (zc3Db)

729 The point being that there's no good reason to put any head of any legislative branch in charge of an executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:26 AM (EzgxV)


I still disagree with you on this point. In government, there's no consideration of skill required for anything and there's nothing that a President has that is any different than a legislator. Neither of them are especially talented at anything. They're just in government jobs, where the largest set of assets are run by the worst managers. There is no skill set required for any of those jobs, so they are easily interchangeable.

But, I still prefer your "governor succession" list to what we currently have with the toadies in the cabinet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2015 03:39 AM (zc3Db)

730 If you guys don't start having fun, Imma start describing to you funny pictures I saw on the internet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 26, 2015 03:46 AM (bLnSU)

731 just got here - any baseball talk?

Posted by: Vertov at September 26, 2015 03:50 AM (rRr9n)

732 Layers and layers and layers, but beneath it all.....maybe there's some of this left over -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_MG0ja2iD4

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 03:50 AM (EzgxV)

733 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9OYxvvxz8

Just a month before he died. RIP, Jerry.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 03:57 AM (sdi6R)

734 I was planning to link Bob's original, but I got sidetracked there. It's good to get sidetracked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seh3WQddqzs

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 04:04 AM (sdi6R)

735
It would be interesting to have the presidential succession go "VP, CEOs of Dow 30 by market cap....."

Posted by: cthulhu


Not a fan, but if the Gee Oh Pee was interested in making noise, Fiorina in Speakership would cause tidal waves in the Dem-dem camp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2015 04:21 AM (JmGFJ)

736 I have stood in Saint Petersburg and gazed upon the site where "Pictures At An Exhibition" were actually presented. I have witnessed the parts of the Exhibition that have been preserved at the Musee d'Orsay. I have delved into the internet to see the artworks and their relationship to the music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO4lEEigeeo None of this was possible when I was born.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 26, 2015 04:23 AM (EzgxV)

737 Bob Dylan "Wild Mountain Thyme" from 1969:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOG3wj_-enc

(Ignore the YouTube comments. It's him.)

10,000 Maniacs "Wild Mountain Thyme" from 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUIYg2AJKNo

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 04:29 AM (sdi6R)

738 There are still people awake?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 04:35 AM (gcGvX)

739 Flow and Lyrics seem Stairwayish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 04:36 AM (gcGvX)

740 Ohayo.

About to get on the road to be with friends. Don't burn the place down. Have a great Saturday.

Jya ne.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 26, 2015 04:49 AM (1emJG)

741 The question is to get up or .not
Either way for now
Good morning horde

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 04:51 AM (WcAm2)

742 There are many versions of Eric Anderson's song "Thirsty Boots" on YouTube, including his original. Dozens of musicians have covered that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZdJmzKqMAE

But Bob Dylan's cover from 1970 is strangely missing from YouTube. It can be found on the "Another Self Portrait" box set.

It absolutely blows every other version away. Dylan sings that song like he owns it. Anderson's original sounds halting and tentative; Dylan sounds completely confident. It is like night and day. It is not only the best cover of that song; it is one of Dylan's best recordings period. I was gobsmacked the first time I heard it.

Dylan likes Anderson and has praised him. I think maybe he kept his version off YouTube to avoid showing up Anderson.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 05:08 AM (sdi6R)

743 Oops. Andersen, not Anderson.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 05:11 AM (sdi6R)

744 "There are still people awake?"

No.

There are those of us that just got up though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 05:14 AM (dOD0J)

745 Cruz is a conservative
And the establishment hates him
That's why I like him.

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 05:21 AM (WcAm2)

746 My jury is still out on Senator Cruz. I can't positively put my finger on what but he needs to do something a bit more substantial before he would get my vote.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 05:29 AM (dOD0J)

747 I don't trust Cruz. Yeah, he says all the right things, but I can't get over the feeling that I'm being played.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 05:34 AM (sdi6R)

748 How many times in the past have Conservatives been burned?

Should names be named?

Let's go all the back to right after the 2010 elections. TEA Party "darling"

Marco O-rube-io refusal to join the TEA Party Caucus after taking that sweet sweet TEA $$$ to help get his sorry ass elected.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 05:41 AM (dOD0J)

749 That's pretty much how I feel about the whole field, Trump maybe most of all. Still would rather have any of them instead of the idiot in the White house.

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 05:44 AM (WcAm2)

750 Difference between Trump and the rest? Trump won't cave to media.

Maybe that is what Cruz needs to do. For me at least. Say something so outrageous and truthful, say it loud and clear, and not back down.

Until that happens, I'll stick with team Trump.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 05:52 AM (dOD0J)

751 I could go with a Trump/Cruz,

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 05:58 AM (WcAm2)

752 Here's a fact,
I've been out of the military for 33 years, the last thing I did was work on F-15's

Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 06:04 AM (WcAm2)

753 Good Morning, Horde. Time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Sambo at September 26, 2015 06:21 AM (0Txm0)

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