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Senate Conservative Fund Report: Mitch McConnell Has Been A Longtime Supporter of Planned Parenthood, Voted to Keep Their Funding In Place Numerous Times, as Well as To Permit Medical Trade in Aborted Baby Body Parts

I heard Ken Cuccinelli, who I guess is the leader of the SCF, talking about this on Mark Levin; you can read the report here.

1) In 1992, McConnell voted to allow taxpayer-funded research using body parts from aborted babies.

Roll Call Vote #263, 10/2/92

This policy, which was vetoed by President George H. W. Bush but later signed into law by President Bill Clinton, had the effect of making abortion even more profitable for Planned Parenthood.

(2) Also in 1992, McConnell voted to overturn the so-called "Reagan Rule" that prohibited Planned Parenthood from using taxpayer dollars for pro-abortion counseling.

Roll Call Vote #254, 10/1/92

McConnell's vote in this case was to override President Bush's veto, but the House sustained it. Then, in 1993, President Clinton overturned the "Reagan Rule" by Executive Order on the first day of his administration.

(3) In 1997, McConnell again voted against a targeted ban on federal funding for research on body parts from abortions.

Roll Call Vote #215, 9/4/97

This time, McConnell was one of 14 liberal Republicans who voted to allow taxpayer-funded research on body parts from abortions.

In the these three examples, McConnell crossed the then-current Republican president and many of his Republican colleagues in the Senate to open the door for taxpayer funding for Planned Parenthood and for research on body parts from aborted babies.

(4) McConnell has voted for at least 15 bills that provided funding for Planned Parenthood dating back to 1998.

This is important because it shows how long Senator McConnell has tolerated this funding and refused to do anything meaningful to stop it.

Meanwhile, his partner in crime John Boehner is scrambling to keep power, because that's all that matters.

The Hill reports the GOP caucus is "on edge," worried that the Motion to Vacate may have enough Republican votes to put Boehner out of the speakership.

On the Planned Parenthood defunding initiative, he's looking for the more-and-more-typical allies:

Conservatives have threatened to shut down the government on Oct. 1 if Congress doesn’t strip federal funding from Planned Parenthood. Boehner thinks a shutdown would be disastrous for the party in an election year, but he also knows conservatives have vowed to move against him if he teams up with Democrats to fund the government.

Even if enough Republicans vote to boot Boehner out of the speaker's chair, Democrats could of course vote to keep him in it-- and, again, keeping power is all that matters to these guys, even if he becomes, essentially, the Democratic Speaker of the House despite the Republicans holding the House.

If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

And what would that tell us about the other Republicans who vote with the Democrats to keep him? We weren't promised a Unity House of both Republicans and Democrats if we won the vote in 2010, 2012, and 2014; we were promised a Republican House.

If Boehner and other Republicans conspire to deliver us a "Unity Government" of united Democrats and Republicans -- well, I guess all I've been saying is entirely vindicated.

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM




Comments

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1

It's power that matters
Hear what I say
It's power that matters
In the USA

Posted by: Johnny Boner at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (W5DcG)

2 Levin/Cruz
2016

Posted by: Justamom at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (sVnbw)

3 It's really no surprise learning this about Mitch Quisling

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (493sH)

4 4th

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (E5UB0)

5 Maybe we can form a 2nd party.

Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (j7iSn)

6 I think you put your finger on it.

Posted by: Steve Harvey at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (W5DcG)

7 Yeah! Say it with confidence!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (E5UB0)

8 Let the Democrats keep Boner in power.

Let the masks fall off.

Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (SukjU)

9 What would Karl Rove do?

Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at September 24, 2015 05:32 PM (TFWFz)

10 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM


Uh, "in the butt," Alex?

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:33 PM (/j9PE)

11 But, but we can't change anything until we have 80 Senate seats and 400 Representatives, and the Presidency, and the Prime Minister of the UK, and a chair on boards of Google and Microsoft , and 12 lords a leapin', and a case of PopTarts, and the guy who wrote The Book of Love ...

Posted by: Midol Medved at September 24, 2015 05:33 PM (JmGFJ)

12 A hungry Fenris Wolf needs to visit DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (24ia6)

13 I always knew he was an asshole as Senate Majority leader but I thought he was fairly conservative otherwise. Both McDooDoohead and Boner need to go.


They may as well be Democrats. This is why we can never get anything through congress. The leadership is on the Dems side.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (t2KH5)

14 Ken Cuccinelli might be a bit peeved after he came so close despite the lack of support from the McConnell wing of the party.

Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (SukjU)

15 >>>>he becomes, essentially, the Democratic Speaker of the House despite the Republicans holding the House<<<<<

He did that already with Cromnibus.

I don't think any group of politicians has ever betrayed their constituents as rapidly as the GOP did after the 2014 elections.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (tEDMc)

16 Eventually McConnell will have to answer for those votes and he's not going to like the outcome.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (V8uX9)

17 Rage headache: commencing

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (FsuaD)

18 scrambling to keep power, because that's all that matters.

yep, at that level they really are all the same

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2015 05:35 PM (xwPSp)

19 And even if they vote Boner out of SOH they will replace him with that RINO for CA and nothing will change.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 05:35 PM (t2KH5)

20 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

'Us' around here? Nothing we didn't know already.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2015 05:35 PM (ZbV+0)

21 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

It's time to drink heavily?

Posted by: Killerdog at September 24, 2015 05:35 PM (dZAtt)

22 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?



ONE. PARTY. RULE.


Half want to take us down for ideological reasons, the other half want to make a buck off of it.


Almost anywhere else on the planet, there would be tanks in the streets, planes in the air and a military junta to throw the commies out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:35 PM (St6BJ)

23 No wonder Boner was sitting behind the Pope weeping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)

24 To think I once thought Sen McConnell was just pond scum, now I am busy apologizing to pond scum everywhere I go!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 24, 2015 05:36 PM (ftVQq)

25 Guillotine?

Posted by: Madame LaFarge at September 24, 2015 05:36 PM (zLv2s)

26 17 Rage headache: commencing
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (FsuaD)

Okay, but don't waste it. Focus it to make lasers come out of your eyeballs, and then head to D.C.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (+YMhA)

27 Ace

Are you starting to change your mind about abortion after what has come out recently?

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River Guide at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (mcm0N)

28 Levin/Cruz
2016
Posted by: Justamom
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Yeah, to all anti-trumpists, I'd prefer Levin.

I still don't get why in this age of "viral videos" and 0 cost exposure on teh internets, why it's so hard to get a good guy exposed to large numbers of people so he can get a groundswell of support.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (E5UB0)

29
It's too bad it's Trump - but he is in exactly the right place at exactly the right moment in history to really lead a popular uprising.

It's too bad he just doesn't quite get it. Or does he?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (St6BJ)

30 Eventually McConnell will have to answer for those votes and he's not going to like the outcome.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (V8uX9)

===========

Those rubes will forget all about this in the next five years. Five more years for me.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (SukjU)

31 Pretty obvious McConnell is an asshole and an asshole with some pretty damning stuff on his computer.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (Xa4vS)

32 Almost anywhere else on the planet, there would be tanks in the streets,
planes in the air and a military junta to throw the commies out.


Hence the new fabulous military.

Posted by: Methos at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (ZbV+0)

33 He wept during the Pope's politicast; just imagine the lacrimonious performance he'll be able to produce if they toss out him on his ear.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (gyKtp)

34 @3: "It's really no surprise learning this about Mitch Quisling"

That is unmitigated libel, sir. To compare Mitch McConnell to Vidkun Quisling is absolutely beyond the pale. Mr. Quisling, for all his many, many faults and his batshit looniness, at least loved Norway and wanted to see it be a strong nation. McConnell apparently has no such redeeming qualities with regards to the United States.

Posted by: Norway at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (amQXf)

35 I'm trying really hard to avoid another blood pressure/chest pain visit to the ER this week. Appt. with cardiologist isn't for another couple of weeks.

*deep breaths*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)

36 I don't think any group of politicians has ever betrayed their constituents as rapidly as the GOP did after the 2014 elections.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (tEDMc)

And, therein lies the problem. "Their constituents" are really the big money makers, who put them in power and keep them there. The constituents are not the rank and file conservatives who, like a jerking knee, keep voting for these turncoats and asshats.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (+YMhA)

37 Ace: "If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?"

I've been told, repeatedly, that I'm at fault for liberalism/statism for not supporting/voting for someone with the correct team letter designation after his/her name.

So, naturally, this tells me that Boner must stay in power with conservative votes lest the wrong team get full credit for Cfuking me over. For decades.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (1CroS)

38 Planned Parenthood--could it at least be stripped of its nonprofit status?

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River Guide at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (mcm0N)

39 Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (SukjU)

I was talking about a higher power than voters.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (V8uX9)

40 28 Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (E5UB0)


Completely off topic, but I passed a guy on the street wearing an "X-Men" t-shirt and Jenner was the first thing I thought of.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (St6BJ)

41 I put my finger in the GOPe. It's done.

Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (tfM+W)

42 "Boehner thinks a shutdown would be disastrous for the party in an election year"
___________

2015. Odd number. Not an election year.

Remember when the GOP lost all those seats in the election held the year after that awful Ted Cruz person tried to shut the government down?

Yeah, whatever.

Posted by: Furious George at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (UlJ3l)

43 Never, ever trust a man without a chin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)

44
GOP - the more power you give them, the more they turn against you.

Death to that party (rhetorically speaking)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (St6BJ)

45 Fox did say that the rank and file Republicans were pissed at the leadership and the RNCe.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (t2KH5)

46 He wept during the Pope's politicast; just imagine the lacrimonious performance he'll be able to produce if they toss out him on his ear.
Posted by: GnuBreed
----------------------------------------
Pretty sure it's lachrymose.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (E5UB0)

47 I'm trying really hard to avoid another blood pressure/chest pain visit to the ER this week. Appt. with cardiologist isn't for another couple of weeks.

*deep breaths*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)


Try YouTube searches for "cute puppy videos," although I honestly can't guarantee good results there.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (/j9PE)

48 The RINOs in Congress are screwing up America and Popie is screwing up the traffic in NYC..

Thanks G-D I am home and don't have to deal with it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (DUoqb)

49 BignJames: "Maybe we can form a 2nd party."

This.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (1CroS)

50 43 Never, ever trust a man without a chin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)


Channeling a Frank Zappa song from "Sheik Yerbouti."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (St6BJ)

51 As someone who has occasionally 'heard about' pronography, some of the biggest sluts are from KY.

Trump vs McConnell.
Trump vs Boehner

This is why I'm Trump curious.
I want them gone.
Who else would do what needs doing?

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (sI4OA)

52 @11: "and the guy who wrote The Book of Love ..."

Who... ba-doo-doo who.... Who wrote The Book of Love?

Posted by: The Monotones at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (amQXf)

53

This makes me ill. I've held my nose and voted R for some real stinkaroos in the past, because I thought at least they have a pro-life plank in their party platform.





No more. No more. I'm done.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (dFi94)

54 Republicans have never lost a seat due to a gov shutdown. Republican voters know better than to listen to the MFM.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (t2KH5)

55 Planned Parenthood defunding should be tied to EBT funding and let Obama make his choice.

Posted by: X at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (57fhp)

56 Planned Parenthood--could it at least be stripped of its nonprofit status?
Posted by: Your friendly Danube River Guide at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (mcm0N)


Or stripped, tarred, feathered, and forced to run a gauntlet consisting of the entire length of Interstate 90.

In February.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (/j9PE)

57 >>>Never, ever trust a man without a chin.

Turtle people have got, no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (E5UB0)

58 It's too bad he just doesn't quite get it. Or does he?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I think he, like many americans, senses there is something broken with our current system but he isn't exactly sure what that is. So, the Donald, being the Donald, thinks it's All-About-The-Donald.

The GEE OH PEE is only pissed at him because he stole their conservative blackface makeup.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (JmGFJ)

59 Never, ever trust a man without a chin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)


I thought it was "Never, ever trust a man without a Platinum Amex Card"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (DUoqb)

60 Boner and the Bitch got to go.

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (xWW96)

61 Try YouTube searches for "cute puppy videos," although I honestly can't guarantee good results there.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (/j9PE)

Sucker punch video in the side bar is pretty good.

Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (j7iSn)

62
Try this out:

http://cutjibnewsletter.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=251&action=edit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (St6BJ)

63 It's too bad it's Trump - but he is in exactly the right place at exactly the right moment in history to really lead a popular uprising.

It's too bad he just doesn't quite get it. Or does he?




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (St6BJ)


I think he gets it. I think that is why {This Time} he decided to run. Look at the issue he started with.

BUILD THE WALL!

What have we been asking for over 20 years?
And what happened when that racist h8er said the words? Everyone attacked him, except the American Voters.

Yeah, Trump knows, so does Cruz.

Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (SukjU)

64 >>>Never, ever trust a man without a chin.

I don't know, but I been told

Turtle faced Senators ain't got no soul.

*riff*

Posted by: Robert Faceplant at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (E5UB0)

65 San Fagisco has finally run the last gun shop in the city out of business. Guess crime will go with it. We will see. But of course, perversion in the streets is cool.

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:43 PM (xWW96)

66 >>>Boner and the Bitch got to go.


Who Mitch this is?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:43 PM (E5UB0)

67 "If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?"

You fucked up - you trusted us!

Posted by: Reince "Otter" Priebus at September 24, 2015 05:43 PM (amQXf)

68 #ButTrumpIsTheProblem

Serial you guys.....

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at September 24, 2015 05:44 PM (kHPHH)

69 Eric Holder, another POS without a chin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:44 PM (FsuaD)

70 Seriously folks, how many of the GOP House numbers are actually real conservatives?


Those in the freedom caucus? Even that?

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:44 PM (W7w/T)

71 47 I'm trying really hard to avoid another blood pressure/chest pain visit to the ER this week. Appt. with cardiologist isn't for another couple of weeks.

*deep breaths*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)

Try YouTube searches for "cute puppy videos," although I honestly can't guarantee good results there.
Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (/j9PE)

http://tinyurl.com/qcf5otq

Lots of puppies, and their moms, and dads, etc. Good for the soul.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:44 PM (+YMhA)

72 Since "we're" all-in on abortion now, anyone up for aborting the GOP?

You simply cannot scare me with "the other party is worse" routine anymore. There's Uniparty cronyism and then there are Americans.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 05:44 PM (1CroS)

73 You and Drew have already been vindicated. These guys are about worthless, and politics are becoming pretty pointless.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 24, 2015 05:45 PM (mhkbv)

74 I don't know, but I been told



Turtle faced Senators ain't got no soul.



*riff*

Posted by: Robert Faceplant at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (E5UB0)
=========================

Hey I saw you at Ravinia with Alison Krauss a couple of summers ago.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:45 PM (dFi94)

75 63 Yeah, Trump knows, so does Cruz.
Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 05:42 PM (SukjU)


He doesn't quite know how to talk like a conservative. I like what he's doing but it's time to stop talking about "you'll see how great it's gonna be" and more of "first, abolish the IRS and go to a fair/flat tax", something like that. And start blaming the Democrats and go along GOP sham/Potemkin party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:45 PM (St6BJ)

76 46 >> Pretty sure it's lachrymose.

lacrimonious is in the Urban Dictionary and was also used in a Daily News article. Proper English? No. Did you get my drift? Yes.

But yeah, I thought I was coining a word.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 05:45 PM (gyKtp)

77 65 San Fagisco has finally run the last gun shop in the city out of business. Guess crime will go with it. We will see. But of course, perversion in the streets is cool.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:43 PM (xWW96)

Hey, even scrotal inflators need love, ya know.

*spit*

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:45 PM (+YMhA)

78 Stolen from some obscure third party candidate back in the '70s:

"Changing control from one party to the other is like divorcing your wife and getting custody of your mother in law."

Posted by: Furious George at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (UlJ3l)

79 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?


Nothing we didn't already know.

Posted by: Sambo at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (9UV3C)

80 The ICP (Insane Clown Party) strikes again!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (MZFuQ)

81 And SMOD sent his only be-toupeed son, called Trump, and said unto him "Trump, my Son, calleth down the flames of righteousness and Let It Burn, in my name!"

And Trump saw that it was good, and yuge, and did fly across the nations in his gold-plated 757.

And the people saw it, that it was good.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (/j9PE)

82 @22: "ONE. PARTY. RULE."

One party to rule them all
One party to chide them
One party to bring them all to heel
And in the collective bind them

Posted by: The GOP Elite, chanting at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (amQXf)

83 This should explode the myth that McConnell is better than Reid. McConnell is Reid, right down to the naked Guatemalan child locked in his basement.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (OpK2H)

84 Wish Cuccinelli were in the POTUS race.
He's the real deal.... and sharp as a tack.

But no moolah.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (cN9Sk)

85 78 Stolen from some obscure third party candidate back in the '70s:

"Changing control from one party to the other is like divorcing your wife and getting custody of your mother in law."
Posted by: Furious George at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (UlJ3l)


If she's a GILF, that may not be so bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (St6BJ)

86
who are the Republican senators who voted with the Democrats and Planned Abortionhood??

I mean besides Susan Collins, that is.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (8qqTj)

87 Stupid question: why does the other party get to vote on who represents the majority party as Speaker of the House? Because that just seems wrong to me. (I realize that's how it currently works, and what Ace outlined above is why it's a bad idea to allow it to be done this way.)

Posted by: elaine at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (Y0Piu)

88 I was talking about a higher power than voters.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:39 PM (V8uX9)


Barack and Harry have my back. Who has more power than them?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (SukjU)

89 DEMS. RECALL HOLOCAUST IN PUSH FOR MORE SYRIAN REFUGEES

Breitbart


Yeah let me think about that....NO you dumb fucks, not even a little like the Holocaust.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (DUoqb)

90 Who Mitch this is?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:43 PM (E5UB0)


Golf clap.

STANDING golf clap.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (/j9PE)

91 Mitch a dry gulching dirt bag?
Oh that is new...

Posted by: Happy salami at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (S1WrL)

92 84 Wish Cuccinelli were in the POTUS race.
He's the real deal.... and sharp as a tack.

But no moolah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (cN9Sk)


Look what the GOP did to him in the VA gubernatorial race. They all but backed Mcauliffe.

It's a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a lie of a sham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (St6BJ)

93 70 Seriously folks, how many of the GOP House numbers are actually real conservatives?


Those in the freedom caucus? Even that?


About twenty guys voted to unseat Boehner. So them, maybe.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (OpK2H)

94 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

State wide recall for misrepresentation?

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (qOsoH)

95 This video always makes me laugh (it's a little cruel):

*deep breaths*

http://tinyurl.com/khmnubd

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

96 86
who are the Republican senators who voted with the Democrats and Planned Abortionhood??

I mean besides Susan Collins, that is.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (8qqTj)

Murkowski was a no show. She had "travel plans." Whatever that means.

Mostly, she is a coward.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:49 PM (+YMhA)

97 NO you dumb fucks, not even a little like the Holocaust.

Remember that time we were at war with Japan, and we accepted all of those Japanese refugees. Good times.

Posted by: no good deed at September 24, 2015 05:50 PM (GgxVX)

98 Speaking of mutts, my Daughter called me the other day crying because her little Dachshund had hurt her back and had to have back surgery or be put down. The dog is not young and I suggested she would be wiser to put it down than drop 4k on dog surgery. She absolutely refused but didn't have the 4k. She was going to put it on her credit card.So like a damn fool, I gave her a grand and loaned her 3 more.
I'm a moron. Not even charging interest.

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:51 PM (xWW96)

99 who are the Republican senators who voted with the Democrats and Planned Abortionhood??


Rand 'lolbertarian' Paul, Kelly 'lame duck' Ayotte, Mark 'Democrat' Kirk, Lisa 'cocaine Denali' Murkowski, and Tom 'Huh' Cotton.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 05:51 PM (OpK2H)

100
the vote was 47-52, that means, like 6 Republicans voted with the real senate majority leader harry reid

Anyone know off hand who they are?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 05:51 PM (8qqTj)

101 I don't think any group of politicians has ever betrayed their constituents as rapidly as the GOP did after the 2014 elections.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (tEDMc)


You're a liar!

Posted by: The 2010 Elections at September 24, 2015 05:52 PM (dPpmC)

102 >>>>why does the other party get to vote on who represents the majority party as Speaker of the House?<<<<<

The House Majority leader is a separate position. The Speaker represents the House as a whole in its dealings with the Senate and the other branches of government. You don't even have to be a sitting member of the House to be elected Speaker.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at September 24, 2015 05:52 PM (tEDMc)

103 The Speaker of the House does not have to be an elected member of the House.

They should boot Agent Orange and make Levin or Palin or Trump Speaker

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2015 05:52 PM (ZQfW9)

104 Perhaps in the name of multi-culturalism import some unspoiled Amazonian natives to give a speech before a joint session of Congress on how Climate Change is threatening their rituals of head-hunting and torture. With demonstrations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 05:52 PM (24ia6)

105 Only the Republican Party would be dumb enough to have 2 Democrats leading them in Congress. I don't know why anyone wastes their time supporting this losers. If we had started a Conservative 3rd Party back when McCain lamely got beat, it would be a real force by now.

Posted by: Dan Stevens at September 24, 2015 05:52 PM (Bcqod)

106
Ah, thanks, Bevel.

Tom Cotton??

Kirk is a piece of shit. Ayotte is a useless hack.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (8qqTj)

107 87 Stupid question: why does the other party get to vote on who represents the majority party as Speaker of the House? Because that just seems wrong to me. (I realize that's how it currently works, and what Ace outlined above is why it's a bad idea to allow it to be done this way.)
Posted by: elaine at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (Y0Piu)


Unlike Majority Leader the Speaker is a position of the whole house. If you vacate the chair, everybody votes.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (OpK2H)

108 Where are the oh so serious you guys GoP apologists about this?

You know the kind- We absolutely have to keep Boner because unity and some other bullshit I can't think of but really mean it this time eleventy!

And Mitch was really running the old double reverse pass on those votes!


Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (MZFuQ)

109 It's a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a lie of a sham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (St6BJ)




But the sham, eggs, bacon, mockery and sham hasn't got much sham in it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (vgIRn)

110 Speaking of mutts, my Daughter called me the other day crying because her little Dachshund had hurt her back and had to have back surgery or be put down. The dog is not young and I suggested she would be wiser to put it down than drop 4k on dog surgery. She absolutely refused but didn't have the 4k. She was going to put it on her credit card.So like a damn fool, I gave her a grand and loaned her 3 more.
I'm a moron. Not even charging interest.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:51 PM (xWW96)

It's called Love

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (DUoqb)

111

Makes sense. He's already aborted the Republican party and sold off the parts to K Street.

Posted by: imp at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (XIXZz)

112 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?


Nothing we didn't already know.

Posted by: Sambo at September 24, 2015 05:46 PM (9UV3C)


What will it tell the voters in Ohio's 8th District?

What will it tell Joe Blow Average Republican?

What will it tell to the people that vote for Republicans when their Congress Critter votes along with the Democrats?

WE may know. The vote will show.

Let the masks fall!

Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 05:54 PM (SukjU)

113 Tom Cotton? well, huh.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:54 PM (dFi94)

114 @86: "who are the Republican senators who voted with the Democrats and Planned Abortionhood??"

Well, I kind of have to, don't I? I mean, I'm out there every night laying so much pipe with so many fine bitches...I've got to be sure my many, many, many totally female paramours can get the service they need if I happen to slip one past the goalie.

Posted by: Sen. Lindsey Graham, world-renowned pussy hound at September 24, 2015 05:55 PM (amQXf)

115 Killerdog: "If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?

It's time to drink heavily?"


Good luck with that. Boner already raided the booze cabinet and is tanked up enough to cry Scotch.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)

116 Since we Morons are basically talking about getting it up the squeak-hole sans lube...

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/porn-without-sex/

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 05:55 PM (24ia6)

117 Well, I kind of have to, don't I? I mean, I'm out
there every night laying so much pipe with so many fine bitches...I've
got to be sure my many, many, many totally female paramours can get the
service they need if I happen to slip one past the goalie.


Posted by: Sen. Lindsey Graham, world-renowned pussy hound at September 24, 2015 05:55 PM (amQXf)


*fetches roll of paper towels to wipe off monitor and keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:56 PM (FsuaD)

118 Boehner thinks a shutdown would be disastrous for the party in an election year, but he also knows conservatives have vowed to move against him if he teams up with Democrats to fund the government.

-
O what a tangled web we weave
When first we pander votes to receive.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 24, 2015 05:56 PM (Nwg0u)

119

I'm a moron. Not even charging interest.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:51 PM (xWW96)

It's called Love

Posted by: Nevergiveup


No. It's called sentimental stupidity. Sorry, maddogg, you're good peeps, but that teaches her absolutely nothing, and it was a hard lesson that a presumed adult should have to learn. Back surgery? For an old dog? For the life of me I will never understand the modern age and its obsession with animals.

Posted by: imp at September 24, 2015 05:56 PM (XIXZz)

120 I'm trying really hard to avoid another blood pressure/chest pain visit to the ER this week. Appt. with cardiologist isn't for another couple of weeks.*deep breaths*Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015

Do some research on nitrates like celery. Some research on blood pressure lowering (and girl friendly) flax seed oil. There are foods that can do everything you need at a tiny percentage of the cost of 'modern' medicine. No pills, no prescriptions, no follow-up visits.

Also, buy a wrist cuff on Amazon -- we have Omron. Biofeedback (knowing the actual bp number and feeling the effect of either high or low) actually is very effective at control.

While I'm not an actual physician, please put this robe on so I can examine you more thoroughly.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 05:57 PM (sI4OA)

121 Pet health insurance. Get it

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

122 So Trump is up 10 in New Hampshire. Clearly, his campaign is doomed.



Special Report will confirm on Rove News...

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:58 PM (W7w/T)

123 It's too bad it's Trump - but he is in exactly the right place at exactly the right moment in history to really lead a popular uprising.

It's too bad he just doesn't quite get it. Or does he?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:37 PM (St6BJ)


I don't care for Trump for a number of reasons but I'm seriously pondering whether he just might be the right man for these times.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at September 24, 2015 05:58 PM (dPpmC)

124 O/T Regarding the Rose McGowan video.

To me there is nothing sexy about a bald woman. She doesn't have much of a voice. Cannot project it.

Can you sing Rose? Sing!


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 24, 2015 05:59 PM (1ijHg)

125 Who had the not-so-bright idea to make that Bozo majority leader anyway? I didn't vote for go-along-to-get-along pols. I voted for people who would fundamentally change America to at least the way it was before Preznint Barky. And it wasn't exactly to my liking then.

Posted by: Hank at September 24, 2015 05:59 PM (JyDJn)

126 I once had to discharge an enlisted guy who was going door to door doing breast exams. Women fell for it

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

127
I think Rush is trying send a message to Trump. Several times now Rush has said, explicitly, that he's waiting for Trump to actually say something substantial.

Trump needs to start with the specifics soon or his lead will evaporate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:00 PM (8qqTj)

128 According to Rich Lowry of National Review, Carly emasculated Trump at the debate.

Maybe we were watching different debates.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 24, 2015 06:00 PM (1ijHg)

129 good grief ... the leader of the house boner is up there sobbing .. sobbing ... his Holy Father is by his side ... the world will get better now.

Of course he flips the bird to the tea party and constitutionalists. Screw them ... bring in his Holy Father to praise open borders and global warming crap.

Why doesn't boner cry when Americans fight commie Obama and win the house and senate? No ... he's all in for ... finally the little people gave me the chance to get the Holy Father to America .. to condemn those little peopns that put me in power.

And FOX .. nothing else going on in the world ... just open borders global warming pope coverage all day. Because the catholics have shown us how great socialism is in Venezuela and the rest of their third world where they dominate.

WASPs brought us our country ... one catholic signed the declaration. WASPs fought against the tyranny of the catholics and oppressive governments. But that will get ZERO coverage ... we must all watch the catholic church services.

Holy Cow Batman ... heh

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 06:01 PM (I6695)

130 I don't know about you, but I'm thinking its time to go long on tar and feathers.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 24, 2015 06:01 PM (4KoRb)

131 You know, I missed the part where Planned Parenthood is a Federal entity, as opposed to a private one.


*whateverhands*

It doesn't matter.

Nothing I say matters.

Nothing I do matters.

How I vote doesn't matter.

Screaming into the abyss doesn't matter.

Fuck it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Two Spaces at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (IrByp)

132 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic are so rpoud of our Presdent Of Color because the poop said Global warning is also a major problem and if people lose jobs to protect the world from the Bush Pollution policies that is alright with us in Brattleboro. We must think of the Children and there future.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (EIFYf)

133 I just watched the new South Park. They take on Trump and Jenner.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (Ii765)

134 Houston cops tried to pull over an SUV that had 15 people in it. They took off. Hit speed chase. Deadly crash.

6 killed

8 injured


All illegals

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

135
Next week there'll be polls telling us Rubio is surging. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (8qqTj)

136 So The Turtle is cool with baby-killing as long as someone else actually kills the babies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (VdrYF)

137 Trump needs to start with the specifics soon or his lead will evaporate.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design


He should promise hope and change.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (W5DcG)

138 ThunderB... discharge and a boob inspector in same sentence. Uh phrasing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:02 PM (24ia6)

139 And people wonder why conservatives are willing to take a shot and support Trump?

No shit Trump was a liberal 5 mins ago, but Boner and Mcconel are liberals RIGHT NOW! lol

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at September 24, 2015 06:03 PM (COpZ4)

140 The GOP deserves every enstompening it gets. I hope Frankentrump smashes the caucus room, steals the booze, and salts the earth where it once stood.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 06:03 PM (1CroS)

141
All illegals

Dreamers.

Dead Dreamers, actually.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:03 PM (8qqTj)

142 Now Senator Trump would be entertaining.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2015 06:03 PM (tPytv)

143 Thanks to all who explained about Speaker of the House and why everyone gets to vote on the position.

BTW and OT: new post on my food storage blog -- a just-add-water chocolate cake mix.

Posted by: elaine at September 24, 2015 06:04 PM (Y0Piu)

144 127
I think Rush is trying send a message to Trump. Several times now Rush has said, explicitly, that he's waiting for Trump to actually say something substantial.

Trump needs to start with the specifics soon or his lead will evaporate.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:00 PM (8qqTj)


This is my feeling exactly. So for the past 3 months it's been a blast watching him destroy the GOP-e and the MFM. And his comments about the wall and illegals are what catapulted him into the lead.

But it is now time to get down and say more than "you'll see how great things are gonna be when I'm elected" and tell us a) how that's gonna happen and b) why the Democrats can NEVER ever be trusted with power again.

I'm waiting for that. The entire nation is waiting to hear that. He has an incredible opportunity right now.

DON'T BLOW IT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:04 PM (St6BJ)

145 Oh mighty and powerful Empress, full of wrath and commander of hungry Raptors.

Tina Louise in a sword and sandal movie as Sappho of Lesbos.

https://youtu.be/rby9DpC_t2k

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:04 PM (24ia6)

146 Houston cops tried to pull over an SUV that had 15 people in it. They took off. Hit speed chase. Deadly crash.
6 killed
8 injured

All illegals
Posted by: ThunderB


Cops will be blamed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (W5DcG)

147 I has another enlisted guy who had to sign off on health certificates for employees who were food handlers

Was supposed to be about 5 questions. That's it


He would have them disrobe, jump up and down nude, bend over


They all did it

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)

148 Who... ba-doo-doo who.... Who wrote The Book of Love?

-
Well, duh.

- Bill from Chappaqua

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (Nwg0u)

149 "I once had to discharge an enlisted guy who was going door to door doing breast exams. Women fell for it"

Nuthin' like squashing the entrepreneurial spirit that once made us a proud and great nation.


J/K

Posted by: Zombie Michael Crichton at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (VPLuQ)

150
But it is now time to get down and say more than "you'll see how great things are gonna be when I'm elected"

Yep.

And it's nice to hear Trump call people "stupid," but "he's stupid" is not an answer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (8qqTj)

151 I once had to discharge an enlisted guy who was going door to door doing breast exams. Women fell for it.

Promoting large breast awareness can save lives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 06:06 PM (VdrYF)

152
This is a big effin wall!

http://bredred.com/photos-popes-border-wall-around-vatican/

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 24, 2015 06:06 PM (iQIUe)

153 They all did it.

They should be fired on principle as well. Geez.

Posted by: no good deed at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (GgxVX)

154

I'm waiting for that. The entire nation is waiting to hear that. He has an incredible opportunity right now.

I've said it before -- the entire world is yearning for a real leader. We have No One. Not even the pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (8qqTj)

155 150 Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:05 PM (8qqTj)


It's maddening. We are at the crossroads and suddenly, a man has got the attention of everyone, even the LIV's, blacks and the disaffected.

He has a chance to really start the process of turning the ship around. I really am fearful that he's gonna blow it. And not just for him, but for people like Cruz and perhaps Carson.

Absolutely maddening!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (St6BJ)

156 Had an officer, a doc, who offered something extra in his exams of male patients. Said it was required. Urethral milking

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

157 JJ Sefton:


Trump's tax policy is out next week. Also, before third debate or day of, Trump is releasing a BOOK outlining his policy and vision in pretty much every area.



Yeah, what candidate has ANY of such things. LOL

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (W7w/T)

158
the vote was 47-52 Anyone know off hand who they are?
Posted by: Soothsayer,


Reposting:

The vote divided Republicans, with eight of them breaking ranks. Sens. Kelly Ayotte (N.H.), Susan Collins (Maine), Tom Cotton (Ark.), Dean Heller (Nev.) Mark Kirk (Ill.), Lisa Murkowski (Alaska), Rand Paul (Ky.) and Ben Sasse (Neb.) all voted against moving forward.

Sen. Joe Manchin (W.Va.) was the only Democrat to vote in favor.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (kdS6q)

159 If you want to understand Catholicism, "Babylon Mystery Religion" covers a lot. Hard to get now because the other backed down ... but much of Catholic, and to a lesser degree other strange "Christian" tradition, is taken straight from pagan traditions.

Changing "son of God" to "God the Son" is part of the Orwellian change. It is the 2+2=5 of religion. They condensed it to 1=3. The "holy trinity". "Trinity" is not in the Bible ... "God the Son" is not in the Bible. But that is the foundation of most "Christian"churches. It's like global warming, but fully inculcated for centuries. It's a "big fucking deal" ... just like the glories of Obamacare ... based in wrong doctrine.

Or ... just listen to the pope ... import 100 million to the US so we can go full socailist/commie and prosper like Argentina and Venezuela.

My sermon for today ... please pass the offering plate and send it to Ace. lol

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 06:08 PM (I6695)

160 I think Rush is trying send a message to Trump. Several times now Rush has said, explicitly, that he's waiting for Trump to actually say something substantial.

Trump needs to start with the specifics soon or his lead will evaporate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:00 PM (8qqTj)


Trump is pushing out his position papers slowly.
There are more to come.
Most people are not paying any real attention to the candidates yet.

Why sound like (more of) a wild-eyed extremeist by running against both the Democrats and the "Republicans in name only". Wait until the establishment make it clear thay are really Derpy Democrats, and then TRUMP can point out that Trump has always been the outsider.

Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 06:09 PM (SukjU)

161 I heard this on Levin yesterday also and wondered...why didn't this come out earlier?

Posted by: Bosk at September 24, 2015 06:09 PM (n2K+4)

162 The Leftards' greatest trick was convincing the country that the Republicans were conservative.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 06:10 PM (E5UB0)

163 WASPs brought us our country ...

You know who runs National Review and controls the Supreme Court? It's not even shape shifting Jews!

Posted by: wooga at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (Qws/8)

164 When you accept the premise that these clowns are liberals, then all their actions make perfect sense.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (eOUAk)

165

wow, Joe Manchin actually voted the right way? Manchin talks a good game, but he's a very reliable vote for reid/obama.

Must've done that when McConnell assured him it would fail.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (8qqTj)

166 Love the snotty comment under that top link in he sidebar.


Especially considering the topic of this post.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (Wckf4)

167 Why do people care about aborted fetus body parts?

I ask this seriously. Can anyone explain this?

It's not like people are choosing to abort babies in order to harvest their parts.

This is simply making use of something that would otherwise be thrown in the garbage. Like donating organs. Or not even 'like' donating organs. It's exactly donating organs.

There are scientific uses to these parts. I can't think of a single reason not to make use of them.

And on the topic of organ donation. Isn't everyone here an organ donor? If I were governor of my state, I would make organ donation an opt out rather than opt in program. And I'd make opting out come with a stipulation that you can receive no donated organs as well.

Posted by: seattle slough at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (mCz8+)

168 I poop in the Pope's pants!

Posted by: Shit Martin Luther Said at September 24, 2015 06:12 PM (Qws/8)

169 J.J. Sefton: "I'm waiting for that. The entire nation is waiting to hear that. He has an incredible opportunity right now.

DON'T BLOW IT."


Less than a month ago, I thought the same thing. Get out more specifics and cut back on the ego-stroking.

Now I simply do. not. care. The machine is so totally corrupted that I want the biggest wrench in the gears as possible. I'm confident Frankentrump will do at least something I advocate. I don't have that confidence from anyone else in the GOP. Maybe Jindal but he's out. Carson? A sliver of confidence but we need a table-flipper at the moment.

The only one who really pisses off all the right institutions is Trump. The only one who can ignore them is Trump. I can stomach pretty much anything Trump does for at least four years given the decades of fail I've witnessed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 06:13 PM (1CroS)

170 Duck boat in Washington state has an accident four people killed, national news


Houston has a highspeed crash with a car stuffed with illegals, 6 dead, all part of a human trafficking ring

Crickets

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

171
IDF: Remember, PA-Controlled Areas Are Jew-Free

Military issues reminder to Jews not to stray into Palestinian Authority areas out of fear Arabs will murder them.

But of course they want peace with Israel? Yeah right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:13 PM (DUoqb)

172 Parts is parts.

Posted by: Wendy's at September 24, 2015 06:13 PM (W5DcG)

173

I ask this seriously.

Yeah, we know you do. That's what makes you a lousy person.

btw, Ace's ban rules don't apply to you. Consider yourself like an illegal alien -- you're an invader with no rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:14 PM (8qqTj)

174 Oh wow, haven't seen seattle slough in awhile.


Hector's pulling out some of the old names.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 06:14 PM (Wckf4)

175 85 If she's a GILF, that may not be so bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 05:47 PM (St6BJ)


I knows, right?

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at September 24, 2015 06:14 PM (EHU9F)

176  Promoting large breast awareness can save lives.Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 06:06 PM (VdrYF)

Exactly. Self examination is good, but not nearly as efficient as a second opinion. An unbiased second opinion is more effective at saving lives as any pink ribbon.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 06:14 PM (sI4OA)

177 None of these guys give very defined policy details, because the more specifics you offer, the narrower appeal you have. Trump is just different in how he states it. Many candidates give several paragraphs of Frank Luntz approved pablum, and your eyes are supposed to glaze over and you are supposed to start nodding. Trump just says it is going to great and we are all going to love it.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 24, 2015 06:15 PM (mhkbv)

178
seattle slough, you are a Totalitarian. You know this, right?

No, I'm not an organ donor. And those dead BABIES are not organ donors, either.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:15 PM (8qqTj)

179 And on the topic of organ donation. Isn't everyone here an organ donor? If I were governor of my state, I would make organ donation an opt out rather than opt in program. And I'd make opting out come with a stipulation that you can receive no donated organs as well.

Posted by: seattle slough
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why wait until you're dead. There are many people in need now on waiting lists and without hope. Go and do your duty by them, you selfish schmuck.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (E5UB0)

180 @127: "Trump needs to start with the specifics soon or his lead will evaporate."

Not my experience, and I won this bitch twice.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (amQXf)

181 Oh, it would be "disastrous" for the "GOP" is there is a shutdown "in an election year."

Le fisk:

-- It's disastrous if we DON'T have a shutdown, because by avoiding conflict, we had pre-emptively surrendered. By endless running to avoid "bad publicity," you are granted the media a Bully's Veto, because the media will ALWAYS criticize the GOP if it resists the march to totalitarian socialism in any way.

-- Bad for the GOP? Then fuck the GOP in the fucking ass. Smash the GOP into tiny bits of gravel and dust with the sledgehammer of voter fury. I'm done with a mere "Talk to the hand" attitude toward the GOP; now it's "Take to the fist."

-- Oh, so 2015 is now "an election year"? I thought 2014 and 2016 were election years. So, basically, every day of every year is now part of an endless nonstop campaign, and we ALWAYS have to worry about the next vote at the ballot box. Which which all you assholes care about is staying in power. Which means you are despicable tyrants.

And to think, this is how I feel in a GOOD mood.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (jBuUi)

182 Seattle slough


If you give abortionists a financial interest in selling baby parts, it incentivized them to encourage abortion. Especially late abortion. Late term abortion. Change procedures not for the health of the woman but to maximize the "product"

And there are other moral considerations. There are very strict rules about organ donations for very good reason

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (zOTsN)

183


All trolls are Average Joe, even when he uses old names.

Posted by: imp at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (XIXZz)

184 Crap. I had this enlisted nurse practitioner stick his stethoscope right on...and then his fingers started sliding off of it.

StIll get the urge every one and awhile to hunt him down and punt him a few yards by his nutsack area.

Posted by: Your friendly Danube River Guide at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (mcm0N)

185 Posted by: seattle slough at September 24, 2015 06:11 PM (mCz8+)


--------------------------



I agree. And those dead Jews didn't need those old gold teeth anymore anyway, amirite?

Posted by: ghoul in a bottle at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (dFi94)

186 THIS is the reason Trump has leverage. He is an outsider, and does not seem to represent either party.

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (Zy+ZM)

187 Kick Boehner out, shut down the government. Make Obama Own this bitch!

Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (3tjn4)

188 You don't need to wait until you're dead in order to start donating organs.

Especially given the current bionic penis shortage.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (E5UB0)

189 181 And it's bullshit anyway.Shutdowns have never hurt them.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (sPO3u)

190 Illiniwek, well the book came out in 1981.

But the author should look further East than Babylon for some of the influences of Roman Christianity and further North towards the pagan Germanic tribes. Which Joseph Campbell beat him to with his four book series The Masks of God that was published between 1959 and 1968.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (24ia6)

191

seattle slough, I wouldn't want anyone else's organs, especially yours. If I were governor of your state, I would make certain that your organs are fed to pigs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (8qqTj)

192 Take to the fist = Talk to the fist.

I will never learn my lesson to proofread.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (jBuUi)

193 Sappho of Lesbos.

Needs moar resolution.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (DL2i+)

194 A rare 3,000-year-old seal, dating back to the periods of Kings David and Solomon in the tenth century BCE, was recently discovered by a 10-year-old Russian volunteer at Jerusalems Temple Mount Sifting Project.

Dr. Gabriel Barkay, co-founder and director of the project which sifts through thousands of tons of illegally removed earth from the contested holy site in 1999 by the Wakf Muslim religious to build a mosque said that the finding is unprecedented.

The seal is the first of its kind to be found in Jerusalem, said Barkay, a world-renowned archaeologist and Israel Prize laureate, who has led the project for over 10 years.

The dating of the seal corresponds to the historical period of the Jebusites and the conquest of Jerusalem by King David, as well as the construction of the Temple and the royal official compound by his son, King Solomon.

What makes this discovery particularly significant, Barkay continued, is that it originated from upon the Temple Mount itself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (DUoqb)

195 Gonads!

Posted by: Garrett at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (MRjwY)

196 Fuck them all. Trump 2016.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (vsbNu)

197 And those dead Jews didn't need those old gold teeth anymore anyway, amirite?
Posted by: ghoul in a bottle at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (dFi94)


Their exhaled carbon dioxide was killing the earth, anyway, so we're better off without them. Right?

In fact, we'd be better off if "seattle slough" would find a pillow and have it smother him/her/zer/xer/fur/whatever with its affections.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (/j9PE)

198 Seems to me African Americans and Conservatives ought to join forces. We both hate our so-called Representatives.

Posted by: TommyTee at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (qnkd7)

199 Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 06:16 PM (jBuUi)

-------

Excellent.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2015 06:19 PM (Xa4vS)

200
Over at Weasel Zippers or Gateway, a wild microphone caught someone saying they wish they could throw a shoe at the Pope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:19 PM (St6BJ)

201
seattle slough, from now on you'll be known here as soylent green.

You dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:19 PM (8qqTj)

202 /looks at sidebar

Crikey. I don't think this JohnE bloke cares much for Trump.

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at September 24, 2015 06:19 PM (EHU9F)

203 Sounds like the 60s.

To everything, burn, burn, burn.
There is a season, burn, burn, burn.
And a time to every purpose under heaven.
A time to be born, a time to die.
A time to plant, a time to reap.
A time to kill, a time to heal.
A time to laugh, a time to weep.

To everything, burn, burn, burn.
There is a season, burn, burn, burn.
And a time to every purpose under heaven.
A time to build up, a time to break down.
A time to dance, a time to mourn.
A time to cast away stones.
A time to gather stones together.


Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 06:19 PM (W3ofY)

204 What makes this discovery particularly significant, Barkay continued, is that it originated from upon the Temple Mount itself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (DUoqb)

=======================

That's silly. Everyone knows the Temple Mount has always belonged to the muslims. Even when there were no muslims, it belonged to the muslims.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:20 PM (dFi94)

205 Seems to me African Americans and Conservatives ought to join forces. We both hate our so-called Representatives.
Posted by: TommyTee

---

#TurtleLivesMatter

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (E5UB0)

206 I hate these guys.

Posted by: Iblis at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (9221z)

207 Seems to me African Americans and Conservatives ought to join forces. We both hate our so-called Representatives.
Posted by: TommyTee at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (qnkd7)


The Man won't let either one of us off of our respective reservations.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (/j9PE)

208 191

seattle slough, I wouldn't want anyone else's organs, especially yours. If I were governor of your state, I would make certain that your organs are fed to pigs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:17 PM (8qqTj)


Oy! Bricktop!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (St6BJ)

209 NGU wow. And really disturbing because you wonder what was destroyed

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)

210
looks at sidebar Crikey. I don't think this JohnE bloke cares much for Trump.
Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf



Someone has a resume in at Salem Com......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 24, 2015 06:22 PM (kdS6q)

211 Test

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2015 06:22 PM (ZQfW9)

212 Does anyone else have the pink ad banner saying "stand with planned parenthood" Pinkout?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2015 06:22 PM (Xa4vS)

213
Oh goody. Kanye Madre says he's running in 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:23 PM (St6BJ)

214 NGU wow. And really disturbing because you wonder what was destroyed
Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:21 PM (zOTsN)

Yes very disturbing, but that is how the Arabs roll. Very sad indeed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:23 PM (DUoqb)

215 Israel tried to place nice during the Six Day War by letting the Arabs retain control of the Temple Mount. It was a mistake that was amply illustrated when the Arabs destroyed Solomon's stables, which the Crusaders used, to create a mosque.

That is another area where the Progressives of the West remain mum. The systematic destruction of any Jewish or Christian presence on the Temple Mount.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:23 PM (24ia6)

216 That's silly. Everyone knows the Temple Mount has always belonged to the muslims. Even when there were no muslims, it belonged to the muslims.


Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:20 PM (dFi94)


Yes, because everyone knows that Moslems are GREAT at science.... heck... look at little Ahmed.... at 14 he made a clock, at 16? he will recreate Mohammeds (peas be upon him) TIME MACHINE!

The one that infidel Ewok somehow got ahold of!

Posted by: Iranian Scientist at September 24, 2015 06:24 PM (qh617)

217 212 Does anyone else have the pink ad banner saying "stand with planned parenthood" Pinkout?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2015 06:22 PM (Xa4vS)


I've got a cute ballet chick hawking Capezio dance wear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:24 PM (St6BJ)

218 Don't feed the troll parts.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 06:24 PM (0NdlF)

219 Oh goody. Kanye Madre says he's running in 2020.

Same year Dave Mustaine said he'd run. Wouldn't that make an interesting contest?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:25 PM (4WhSY)

220 Cruz warned everyone weeks ago that the defund Planned Parenthood bill's best chance of passing was to attach it to that highway and transit bill.

But of course Mush Mouth McConnell said no, he wanted a "clean" bill just on PP. Cause he knew it would be filibustered and have no chance of going anywhere.

Cruz was right.

Just once I'd like him to punch The Turtle in the face right there on the Senate floor and call out that scumbag for what he is. He might win every primary if he did that.

I'm with Jane D'oh. Rage headache commencing.

Posted by: Marybeth at September 24, 2015 06:25 PM (CmURZ)

221 219 Oh goody. Kanye Madre says he's running in 2020.

Same year Dave Mustaine said he'd run. Wouldn't that make an interesting contest?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:25 PM (4WhSY)


Who's that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:25 PM (St6BJ)

222 looks at sidebar Crikey. I don't think this JohnE bloke cares much for Trump.
Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Someone has a resume in at Salem Com......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Must be a Jebusite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:25 PM (W5DcG)

223 Burn, scatter, salt. Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (sdi6R)

224 zombie: "So, basically, every day of every year is now part of an endless nonstop campaign, and we ALWAYS have to worry about the next vote at the ballot box."

Yes. Politics isn't a public service; it's a profession. Long ago that couldn't be said.

We have evolved into a caste system wherein the haves dis-empower and rob the have-nots in order to keep both halves. Witness the collusion of politicians, their campaign industry, and the CoC to raid the once-fat middle class and widen the disparity at the poles. Anything that disrupts that dynamic is a threat to them personally.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (1CroS)

225 Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:18 PM (DUoqb)

So....this proves conclusively that the Jews stole the Temple Mount from the Arabs.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (Zu3d9)

226 If I were governor of my state, I would make organ donation an opt out rather than opt in program.

Yes, because we're property of the State.

Posted by: Little Ahmed at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

227 OT: I had an incredible dream last night. I dreamt that, not only was Hillary! arrested, but she was mauled by a police dog during the arrest. Later, Officer Scampers was given a medal for valor.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (awspb)

228 WH Press Sec Josh Earnest: Putin Is Desperate To Sit Down With Obama



Russia is solidifying its control in Syria, Obama has ceded our influence in the area. But Putin is desperate?

Weasel Zippers

I used to think the scrunts in the White House were delusional, now I just think they are liars

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (DUoqb)

229 I'm thinking a bit like logprof

fuck them all. whats the point

Trump 2016

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

230 Don't you dare threaten my holy sacrament ofmurdering children!


And you stupid God lovers better keep paying for them to do it too!

Posted by: Seattle Stupid at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (z/Ubi)

231 Oh goody. Kanye Madre says he's running in 2020.

Same year Dave Mustaine said he'd run. Wouldn't that make an interesting contest?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Zager/Evans 2525

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:27 PM (W5DcG)

232 231 Zager/Evans 2525
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:27 PM (W5DcG)


**golf clap**

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:28 PM (St6BJ)

233
229 I'm thinking a bit like logprof

fuck them all. whats the point

Trump 2016

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:26 PM (zOTsN)


Trump 2016! Because 'None of the Above' or a Plague on Both your Houses, are not on the ballot

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 06:28 PM (qh617)

234 Talk to the Fist
(Sung to the tune of the Four Seasons' "Walk Like a Man")

Oh how we tried
To cut you down to size
by voting out the RINOs and the Ds.
But now our own leaders
Say give it up, don't bother
We might as well surrender and appease.

So now its
Talk to the fist
Walk into my fist
A fist to your face you assholes.
Never again
Will I waste a vote on you
So talk to the fist, I'm done.

oo woo-oo-oo oo woo-oo-oo

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (jBuUi)

235
Actually, Trump spoke at a minority-owned business group in South Carolina earlier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (St6BJ)

236 Who's that?

The guy that basically is the band Megadeth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (4WhSY)

237 I used to think the scrunts in the White House were delusional, now I just think they are liars
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (W5DcG)

238 why is the duck boat story more of a national story than the Houston human trafficking/high speed car crash that kills 6 and injures 8?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

239 Really trying hard to not be profoundly depressed.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2015 06:30 PM (sPO3u)

240 why is the duck boat story more of a national story than the Houston
human trafficking/high speed car crash that kills 6 and injures 8?


Narrative.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:30 PM (4WhSY)

241 Four more seals to go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 06:30 PM (LUgeY)

242 Really trying hard to not be profoundly depressed.
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2015 06:30 PM (sPO3u)

you and me both pal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 06:30 PM (DUoqb)

243 Thanks Anna ... yeah, there is no doubt more history than he covered ... but I think he hits many basics on how they came u-p with stuff not remotely "Biblical"

1981? really? Pretty sure I had it before that, but I'll check. He did a revised version that was kinder to the catholics ... I left all that behind in about 1986, but the history is informative.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (I6695)

244 I never heard of a duck boat before today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (W5DcG)

245
It's stupid not to support Trump, and I'll tell you why in three sentences.

1. The Republican party hates you.
2. Voting for a regular Republican is like buying a scratched scratch ticket -- you already lost!
Trump is like an unscratched lottery ticket. Take a chance, you have nothing to lose.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (8qqTj)

246 >>>I don't think any group of politicians has ever betrayed their constituents as rapidly as the GOP did after the 2014 elections.
.
.
.Try the Dems in 2006. Democrats are still howling about how weak Pelosi was not to push the progressive agenda when they had majorities in both the House and Senate. 2008 was even worse for them when they had all three branches and managed to only get Obamacare through.

The Dems see the following failures from 2006 and onward as a direct result of the traitors they voted in:

Gun Control, Assault Weapons Ban, Large Capacity magazine Ban, Universal Background Check/Gun Registration......Failed

Federal Minimum Wage increase......Failed

Single Payer Health Insurance....Mostly Failed. Jury is still out on this.

Campaign Finance Reform.......Failed

Federal Law to overturn Right to Work State Laws.....Failed



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (iONHu)

247 feeling overwhelmed and defeated?

read some psalms

psalms 23, 27 and 91

most fortifying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)

248 51 As someone who has occasionally 'heard about' pronography, some of the biggest sluts are from KY.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (sI4OA)

If you can sort your porn sluts by home state, you are an aficionado.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 24, 2015 06:32 PM (sJuWI)

249 DaveA, someone in an earlier thread said it needed the Blu-Ray treatment.

Here is another clip of somewhat better quality
https://youtu.be/TStoz3pPikU

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:32 PM (24ia6)

250 236 Who's that?

The guy that basically is the band Megadeth.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:29 PM (4WhSY)


I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

251 Is some jackass really wondering why harvesting body parts from living babies bothers us?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 06:33 PM (OpK2H)

252 Too bad Brockie OD'd, because I wrote in a vote for Oderus Urungus in every election cycle.

Posted by: Garrett at September 24, 2015 06:33 PM (MRjwY)

253 I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Kind of. But he edges into Trooferism pretty regularly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2015 06:33 PM (RwwCT)

254
Is some jackass really wondering why harvesting body parts from living babies bothers us?

Yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:34 PM (8qqTj)

255 Ricky: What's it to you, turtlecock?

Officer Ted Johnston: Oh, so you like turtles now?

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 06:34 PM (vsbNu)

256 its Hector

to hector: to vex, annoy, disturb, harangue, nag

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)

257 Baby Metal 2016!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:34 PM (24ia6)

258 "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylon_Mystery_Religion"

Wiki says first version was 1966 ... he had a mea culpa it would seem, or bodily threats perhaps.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (I6695)

259 If I were governor of my state, I would make organ donation an opt out rather than opt in program.

Hey, just like Xi Jinping!

Whenever the protesters get fired up over in China, there's a sudden glut of "donated" organs.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (jhqr1)

260 I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Prone to conspiracy theories. Thinks Obama was behind the Aurora theater shootings.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (4WhSY)

261 Milton Friedman talked about making bad politicians do the right thing - but what do we do when that's impossible? No amount of pressure seems to budge the repugnant GOP leaders from open borders and abortion.

Not even violence would change the country at this point. They'd make us un-people before they caved. The conservative 30% of this country does not have representation.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (VRc/p)

262
The Left's argument on PP so far...

1. What videos?
2. Oh those videos? Yeah, they're fake; you're just trying to shutdown pp.
3. Even if they selling baby parts, so what?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (8qqTj)

263 253 I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Kind of. But he edges into Trooferism pretty regularly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2015 06:33 PM (RwwCT)


Well, good. If he becomes President, then he can open the secret sealed records and blow the lid off all those government conspiracies.

/

Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

264 Baby Metal 2016!
Posted by: Anna Puma

We're going to make infancy metal. We're going to make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Posted by: Baby Nathan Explosion at September 24, 2015 06:36 PM (awspb)

265 So in the Lena Dunham interview, Hillary! tells her she turned down the first two marriage proposals from Bill.

Sure she did. Sure. She. Did. Because men were beating down her door.

I'm sure Bill wishes he hadn't asked the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

266 chuck todd going all hope and changey over the pope

and ties it to the proposed shut down. the pope wouldnt want a shut down

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

267 Besides, they get to say "duck boat" several times. Much cooler than "love boat".



Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (W3ofY)

268 I never heard of a duck boat before today.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (W5DcG)
========================

You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dFi94)

269 I had an incredible dream last night. I dreamt that, not only was Hillary! arrested, but she was mauled by a police dog during the arrest. Later, Officer Scampers was given a medal for valor.


*****


My tummy doesn't feel good. I think I caught mange, or rabies or something.

Posted by: Officer Scampers at September 24, 2015 06:38 PM (5YtTA)

270 We're going to make infancy metal. We're going to make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

That's the idea, crank it up to 11.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:38 PM (4WhSY)

271 256 its Hector

to hector: to vex, annoy, disturb, harangue, nag

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)

And I drug the Loser behind my Chariot in front of the Gates of Troy....

Posted by: Ahcilles, in his Rage... at September 24, 2015 06:38 PM (qh617)

272 Can someone translate that Bill Nye link in the sidebar for me? I can't understand it.

I don't speak Twat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 06:38 PM (LUgeY)

273 Gozer/Zuul 2016!

Posted by: Ivo Shandor at September 24, 2015 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)

274 268 I never heard of a duck boat before today.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (W5DcG)
========================

You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dFi94)

--Or Boston?

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 06:39 PM (vsbNu)

275 Pope Francis helpfully explains he isnt anti-capitalist, he is just following church doctrine

he isnt anti-capitalist, see

the church is

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)

276 263 253 I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Kind of. But he edges into Trooferism pretty regularly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2015 06:33 PM (RwwCT)

Well, good. If he becomes President, then he can open the secret sealed records and blow the lid off all those government conspiracies.

/

Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Uh... no....

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Evil Alien OverLords at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (qh617)

277 You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dFi94)



--Or Boston?


--Or Hot Springs, Arkansas?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (4WhSY)

278 Son and I took the Duck Boat tour in DC years ago, while husband attended a conference. This was before 9/11, and the boat sat in the water at the end of the runway at Reagan, so we could watch, really, really closely, as the planes took off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (FsuaD)

279 You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets


No. Remember the guys on MST3K mention them, though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (W5DcG)

280 I'm sure Bill wishes he hadn't asked the third time.


*****


Rolled the dice once too many times.

You got to know when to walk away, and know when to run.

Posted by: Officer Scampers at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (5YtTA)

281 1966? The edition I saw on Amazon was from 1981. Huh.

Of course the modern wellspring is Frazer's The Golden Bough when it comes to comparative religion.

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/3623/3623-h/3623-h.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:40 PM (24ia6)

282 Philadelphia even has a duck boat

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

283 Jane D'oh: "I'm sure Bill wishes he hadn't asked the third time."

Third time is definitely not a charm. More like a curse.

Posted by: Slick Willie at September 24, 2015 06:41 PM (1CroS)

284 Donald Trump has a beautiful duck boat. Fabulous. The best.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (VRc/p)

285 feeling overwhelmed and defeated?



read some psalms



psalms 23, 27 and 91



most fortifying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)
=============================


Thank you. I love Psalm 91. I really need to memorize it. I'm trying to memorize as much Scripture as I can. But I'm really bad at it. Translate "bad at it" to: LAZY

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (dFi94)

286 Boehner thinks a shutdown would be disastrous for the party in an election year

It's not an election year, Boner. The Congress just got seated in January. If this is his view, every year is an election year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (rwI+c)

287 I think the duck boats are converted from a WWII design that was an amphibious vehicle to get troops from ship to shore. converts from boat to land vehicle

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

288 Sounds like everyone has a duck boat but me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (W5DcG)

289 Baby Metal 2016 - Campaign and concert tour all rolled into one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (24ia6)

290 g'evening all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (AkOaV)

291 With great power comes great responsibility. Special fires burn for McConnell.

Posted by: dogfish at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (jWtyG)

292 If Boehner stays in power, but only because of Democrat backing -- then what does that tell us?
___________________

Nothing we didn't already know about that weepy POS.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (a31sM)

293 You got to know when to walk away, and know when to run.

...away screaming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (LUgeY)

294 Sure she did. Sure. She. Did. Because men were beating down her door.

****


No knock drug raid.

Posted by: Officer Scampers at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (5YtTA)

295 273 Gozer/Zuul 2016!

Posted by: Ivo Shandor at September 24, 2015 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)


Sorry, but we'd need to see their Birth certificates to make sure they were Natural Born Americans...

Oh.... wait... never mind... we don't really care about that anymore...

Because someone... somewhere... said it was settled... kinda like Global Warming...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (qh617)

296 You mean a DUKW?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:43 PM (24ia6)

297 You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dFi94)

--Or Boston?



Or Pittsburgh?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:43 PM (rwI+c)

298 I can't see a more fitting end to this farce than Boehner becoming the de facto democrat speaker.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 24, 2015 06:43 PM (s/yC1)

299 244 I never heard of a duck boat before today. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:31 PM

Oh, we had a duck boat accident in Philly years ago. Front page news for months on end.

Apparently these things start out on land then become boats. Until they run into something, then they become waterlogged, then sunken, then crime scene.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 06:44 PM (sI4OA)

300 I'm kind of ashamed that my first thought was 'I hope the DUKW survived, there's no few of them left.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:44 PM (rwI+c)

301 Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

I actually read up on this subject lately.

The original boats were of WWII design, designed for amphibious landings. Some of the surplus boats after the war made it to somewhere in Wisconsin or somewhere stupid. Then I think Boston. Then they spread out.

Very few of those still in service. Boston retired their last "authentic" DUCK boat a few years ago, as maintenance costs were (understandably) sky rocketing.

most modern DUCK boats are recent reproductions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 06:44 PM (AkOaV)

302 I think so. The Duck boat in Phillie said they were from WWII. And I think they may have been made in NO by the family that built the wonderful WWII museum there

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

303 I'm not a metalhead, but I think I read that Mustaine is pretty conservative. Is that right?

Well, besides being an enviro-whacko, being for unilateral nuclear disarmament, & believing that Israel is a terrorist country, he's pretty conservative.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 24, 2015 06:44 PM (k9qR4)

304 296 You mean a DUKW?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:43 PM (24ia6)

yeah, that's the acronym I was looking for.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (AkOaV)

305
--Or Boston?


Or Pittsburgh?



DETROIT!

Posted by: Huey Lewis at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (8qqTj)

306 Is some jackass really wondering why harvesting body parts from living babies bothers us?

Seattle Slough is obviously completely in the dark about the issues of the PP case.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

307 Huge manatee #1: Hey Jethro, how'd you get the big gash on your head.


Huge manatee #2: Well, I just didn't believe them when they said, "Duck! Boat!!"

Posted by: Officer Scampers at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (5YtTA)

308 Some of the surplus boats after the war made it to somewhere in Wisconsin or somewhere stupid.
==================================





hey now

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (dFi94)

309 289 Baby Metal 2016 - Campaign and concert tour all rolled into one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:42 PM (24ia6)



Cotouring with Ladybaby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (0NdlF)

310 You never been to the Wisconsin Dells?

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:37 PM (dFi94)



--Or Boston?





Or Pittsburgh?

Or a Marine in the South Pacific during WW2?

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (J/n2N)

311 Well, besides being an enviro-whacko, being for unilateral nuclear disarmament, & believing that Israel is a terrorist country, he's pretty conservative.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997

So he's "Severely Conservative" then.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (awspb)

312 ThunderB: "Pope Francis helpfully explains he isnt anti-capitalist, he is just following church doctrine"

I can't wait until he tears down Vatican City walls and let's all the pilgrims squat in climate-controlled environs for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (1CroS)

313 Seattle Slough is obviously completely in the dark about the issues of the PP case.

Is the provincial rube here? That's what I get for letting life in. Miss out on the mocking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (rwI+c)

314 Go ahead say it, duck boat, duck boat, duck boat.

Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (W3ofY)

315 The American media are loving themselves the Pope action.



His next action to further gain their love - Papal Strippers!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (AC0lD)

316 Not sure why we're talking about Duck boats.


But an update: day 1 of no cigarettes has gone... good not great.

I have had to consume copious amounts of alcohol to stave off the cigarette pangs.

Not sure if it's helped or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (AkOaV)

317 Since the USS Hillary! seems headed for the reef, how about her as a Boehner replacement? At least she fights and tries to win.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (ZhfNn)

318 Guy on top of a duck boat: "Hey fellas! How do I get down off this thing?"

Posted by: Officer Scampers at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (5YtTA)

319 Fi, we want to secure the votes. Not send people to the mental wards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (24ia6)

320
305
--Or Boston?


Or Pittsburgh?


DETROIT!

Posted by: Huey Lewis at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (8qqTj)

/shuffle.... shuffle... foot drags as he walk to the microphone...

/takes the mic in his claw....

You called????

Posted by: Dr. Detroit at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (qh617)

321 anyway

aside from the obvious charms of the Duck Boat

I would think a human trafficking ring that engages in a high speed chase, shuts down a major hiway and kills 6 people would be a national story

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)

322 All we are saying is give death a chance.

- Turtle and the Donks

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 24, 2015 06:47 PM (Nwg0u)

323
Cleveland

Posted by: Huey Lewis at September 24, 2015 06:47 PM (8qqTj)

324 hey now
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:45 PM (dFi94)

::shrugs innocently::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 06:47 PM (AkOaV)

325 Seattle Slough is an ooooooooooooold troll here.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 06:47 PM (vsbNu)

326 I must say duck boat. Krautheader said he's so touching and sincere. duck boat, duck boat, duck boat, duck boat, duck boat, duck boat.

Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (W3ofY)

327
I blame Rachel Corrie's parents for her death. What were they thinking when they paid for her to go to a war zone and act like an ahole? Talk about white privilege!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)

328

I already handled it.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (8qqTj)

329 Your wife bought me a fuck boat.
Is nice. Paolo thanks you.

Posted by: Paolo at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (MRjwY)

330 Why do people care about aborted fetus body parts?


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (rwI+c)

331 1. I miss Harry Reid.
2. McConnell is not going to be the senate majority leader in 2017....It will be a democrat. I can't see that will be a minus.
3. FUCK the GOPe.
4. Why didn't we go third party already? Right because of the GOPe's stance on abortion to fiscal responsibilty, to keeping Iran from getting the bomb.
5. FUCK THE GOPe.

Other than the above vote GOPe because the fascist democrat party is so scary.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at September 24, 2015 06:48 PM (f+6Pd)

332

never before has the media been more interested in organized religion

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:50 PM (zOTsN)

333 I already handled it.

Yeah, I scrolled back. SS didn't show he trademark insistent rubeism. Soylent Green and pig food must have hit the mark.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:50 PM (rwI+c)

334 The more the gope betrays the trust of the voters, the more radical the voters will become.

Posted by: eman at September 24, 2015 06:50 PM (mR7Es)

335
I gotta say, I have never read so much inhumanity in a single comment in all my time here at AoS.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 06:51 PM (8qqTj)

336 The more the gope betrays the trust of the voters, the more radical the voters will become.
Posted by: eman at September 24, 2015 06:50 PM (mR7Es)

Let's hope so.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 24, 2015 06:51 PM (s/yC1)

337 I'm going to see a screening of They Live (198 this weekend
Good timing wot?

We don't even need RayBans to see under the masks now

#BigClubWeAintInIt

Posted by: ginaswo at September 24, 2015 06:51 PM (qxNrP)

338 never before has the media been more interested in organized religion
Posted by: ThunderB

Only if you don't count their own personal, neopagan earth-worship religion.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 24, 2015 06:52 PM (awspb)

339 OK, I remember the amphibious duck but never heard it called a duck boat. I think I remember seeing one at a Scout-O Rama back in the 1960's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 06:52 PM (W5DcG)

340 Tom Brokow explains "people out there in the middle" will be persuaded by the popes thoughts on global warming and same sex marriage


except as far as I can tell the pope didnt really say that he supports same sex marriage

but lets not let that get in the way of the medias absolute certainty that he agrees will ALL their political positions

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

341 Jukin, FR: 2. McConnell is not going to be the senate majority leader in 2017"

You mean he is now? When did this happen?

BTW, I especially liked points 3 and 5.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 24, 2015 06:53 PM (1CroS)

342 >>>I would think a human trafficking ring that engages in a high speed chase, shuts down a major hiway and kills 6 people would be a national story

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:46 PM (zOTsN)<<<


The people were human traffickers and illegal aliens we do not speak of such things.



Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 06:53 PM (W3ofY)

343 I gotta say, I have never read so much inhumanity in a single comment in all my time here at AoS.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a
glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 06:51 PM (8qqTj)
==========================


I know. Saying the military had shipped the Ducks off to Wisconsin "or some silly place like that", was really out of line. Ban-worthy IMO.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:54 PM (dFi94)

344

Tom Brokow has used the word "Christ" in his report on the pope more than the pope did

which is to say, one time

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:54 PM (zOTsN)

345 yeah Anna ... I remember he backed down, and basically renounced the first version. As I recall, the old one used to be on Amazon but was real expensive ... now they don't even show it. I've got an old hard copy somewhere.

But thanks for your references ... sound interesting. But basically the Easter bunny, facing East for "Easter", no fish on Friday, Mary mother of "God", etc. ... so much of that came from pagan traditions. And the confessions of personal sins to some priest in a booth ... makes people vulnerable. Way too much centralized power ... too much gold at the vatican. Now they want the last free nations to open their borders to the hordes ...

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 06:54 PM (I6695)

346
If people can say Jesus supports obamacare, then they can say the pope supports men having husbands.

The Left can say anything and get away with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 06:55 PM (8qqTj)

347 343
I know. Saying the military had shipped the Ducks off to Wisconsin "or some silly place like that", was really out of line. Ban-worthy IMO.
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:54 PM (dFi94)


Perhaps the commenter was referring to Camelot.

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at September 24, 2015 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

348 I am surprised no LARC Vs are on civil registry in a tour boat configuration.

http://olive-drab.com/idphoto/id_photos_larc.php

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 06:55 PM (24ia6)

349 I don't get what the big deal was about Nazis forcing KL inmates to provide labor to the German state. They were all going to die anyway, they might as well be used to produce something valuable before they went.

Posted by: Seattle Shithead at September 24, 2015 06:56 PM (VdrYF)

350 Houston has a highspeed crash with a car stuffed with illegals, 6 dead, all part of a human trafficking ring



Crickets

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

That would only help Trump, all the others are balls deep into illegal aliens getting free bags of goodies (aka sanctuary)

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 24, 2015 06:56 PM (NaeCR)

351 I gotta say, I have never read so much inhumanity in a single comment in all my time here at AoS.

Still my favorite encounter with the shallow thinker.

http://bit.ly/1YEi2Gj

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 06:56 PM (rwI+c)

352
Duckboats are a sensitive subject to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 06:56 PM (8qqTj)

353 jeez

another major highway in Houston totally closed because of a car chase, and an illegal alien

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

354 Tom Brokow has used the word "Christ" in his report on the pope more than the pope did

which is to say, one time
Posted by: ThunderB

Despite being raised Protestant, I used to have a great deal of respect for the Catholic Church. Then they elected Francis. Now I find myself very grateful that my ancestors were successful in throwing James II out of England, so I don't have to care what some semi-literate, Peronist has to say.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 24, 2015 06:57 PM (awspb)

355 I wish I could just get stoned right now:

https://youtu.be/V3P9nUxY2Mg

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 06:57 PM (vsbNu)

356 Heh.

So, I was just flipping through a book full of old, old recipes, thinking I might find something interesting for a dinner party.

I may have found it:

Mrs. Chubb's Nut Cake

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 06:58 PM (FsuaD)

357 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Mitch McConnell as the senate majority leader.


Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at September 24, 2015 06:59 PM (f+6Pd)

358 Still my favorite encounter with the shallow thinker.

Trolls do not think. They're more of an amorphous mass that randomly stimulates the environment with text strings in search of food.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 06:59 PM (0NdlF)

359 well I feel badly for pious Catholics who are being poorly served

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:59 PM (zOTsN)

360 The last time the government shut down The GOP made historic gains. Party of stupid.

Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 06:59 PM (/lvv6)

361 So, I was just flipping through a book full of old, old recipes, thinking I might find something interesting for a dinner party.
I may have found it:
Mrs. Chubb's Nut Cake
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 06:58 PM (FsuaD)


I think this is your cue to run, Harry Paratestes.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 07:00 PM (0NdlF)

362
I was in that thread. I gave seattle slough a thumping.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 07:00 PM (8qqTj)

363
"And what would that tell us about the other Republicans who vote with the Democrats to keep him?"
................................

*purses lips*
I don't know but I'd like to tell you more about my resume and what we have accomplished.

Posted by: John Kasich (D) or (R) whatever at September 24, 2015 07:00 PM (wAQA5)

364 I know. Saying the military had shipped the Ducks off to Wisconsin "or some silly place like that", was really out of line. Ban-worthy IMO.
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 06:54 PM (dFi94)

I'm sorry. I meant to say "some body of water in fly over country"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 07:00 PM (AkOaV)

365 What is it with the cops/highway patrol closing every or all but one lane of a freeway for any problem more significant than a ticket?


Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (W3ofY)

366 I used to right longer comments:

Forcing me to ground my policies in theology? But I'm not asking anyone to ground their policies in things they don't believe. I'm just asking them not to ground them in things that aren't real. Can you not see the difference?

No, I can not, and you continue in your provincial obstinance. Who says that they are not real? You? And who the fuck are you? Why are you entitled to make that pronouncement? You have no comprehension of how narrow minded you sound, although I'm sure its the view of all right-thinking people in your little world. The very picture of the provincial village intellectual.

I've known your type my entire life. Glib, without being articulate, educated, without being wise, so certain of your own worth and so disparaging of anyone who believes differently. Invincibly ignorant and blind the their own limitations.

Your kind wearies me to no end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

367
My name here for a while was "Unicles." Long story, don't ask.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (8qqTj)

368 or write

either or

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

369 I think this is your cue to run, Harry Paratestes.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 07:00 PM (0NdlF)

...lot of Wisconsin fans in here tonight, eh?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (AkOaV)

370 The last time the government shut down The GOP made historic gains. Party of stupid.

Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 06:59 PM (/lvv6)



If the GOP gains power we'll expect them to DO something and get mad at them for surrendering.

If they could just get out of power, they could go back to fundraising and railing against the Democrat decisions.

"Oh, if only Obama wasn't president!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 07:02 PM (0NdlF)

371
I used to right longer comments:

Most of us did, didn't we. That was a time before we realized how futile it was to argue with people who do not even believe a word they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 07:03 PM (8qqTj)

372 Slayer's silent scream is the best anti abortion song ever. I'd vote for an Araya/Mustain ticket.

Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 07:03 PM (/lvv6)

373
Mrs. Chubb's Nut Cake
Posted by: Jane D'oh
...........................

Don't tell me... I'm going to need some flour.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2015 07:03 PM (wAQA5)

374 Jeez another major highway in Houston totally closed because of a car chase, and an illegal alienPosted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 06:57 PM (zOTsN

How can a human bean be illegal?

This is why I support the septugeriuns that the Democratic purty have to offend.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 24, 2015 07:03 PM (sI4OA)

375 GOPe: "If only we had some real power!"

Voters: "We already gave you some real power you shitty con artists!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 24, 2015 07:04 PM (0NdlF)

376 Glib, without being articulate, educated,
without being wise, so certain of your own worth and so disparaging of
anyone who believes differently. Invincibly ignorant and blind the their
own limitations.


Your kind wearies me to no end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

I think that was Barack Obama!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2015 07:04 PM (Zu3d9)

377 Illiniwek, then you really don't want to dig into Egyptian religion. People talk of how Akhenaten tried to reform to being monotheist but ignore how in the original polytheistic incarnation, Egyptian gods and goddesses of one part of the nation would merge with with deities to create composite deities that would assume the functions of both. In other words, borrowing is a natural event.

Islam borrowed from Judaism and a Nesotarian flavor of Christianity plus a healthy seasoning of desert mythology to include the lunar god Allah's name to create itself. But then they put a lock box on theological evolution. Or tried to, but various factions have been rewriting their code and killing apostates since day one. While proclaiming they are the true and final faith.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 07:04 PM (24ia6)

378 speeding SUV packed with 15 illegals, endanger other drivers

and then it crashed and its a huge crime scene and they are trying to get the identity of 6 people with fake IDs and get 8 people to hospitals who likewise have false ID

I can see why they closed the highway for that

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 07:04 PM (zOTsN)

379 they think they were from Honduras and Guatemala

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

380 Jeb! was on Fox earlier and when asked why so many people are furious with Congress, he replied, "People aren't angry with Congress, they're angry with President Obama."

And that's how the douchebag rolls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

381
So I'm sitting here, taking in the abysmal news of the day, and I turn on the radio to listen to one of my favorite Bible teachers. And behold, there he is, right there in the Book of Revelation.




Coincidence? I think not.


Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 07:06 PM (dFi94)

382 380 Jeb! was on Fox earlier and when asked why so many people are furious with Congress, he replied, "People aren't angry with Congress, they're angry with President Obama."

And that's how the douchebag rolls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

In fairness to Jeb, thats what his RNC-approved consultants told him. So he probably thinks he's right.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 07:06 PM (AkOaV)

383 372 Slayer's silent scream is the best anti abortion song ever. I'd vote for an Araya/Mustain ticket.
Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 07:03 PM (/lvv6)

--Have you seen the movie Silent Scream?

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2015 07:06 PM (vsbNu)

384 Houston Mayor says Houston is not a sanctuary city even though cops do not check immigration status on police stops

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 07:06 PM (zOTsN)

385 "speeding SUV packed with 15 illegals, endanger other drivers"

Predator drone, hellfire missile
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 24, 2015 07:06 PM (awspb)

386 382 380 Jeb! was on Fox earlier and when asked why so many people are furious with Congress, he replied, "People aren't angry with Congress, they're angry with President Obama."

Does anybody else think of Winnie the Pooh when they see Jeb? A kinda slow bear who falls asleep?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 07:07 PM (OpK2H)

387 heh

Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

388 oh and nood if you didnt know

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 24, 2015 07:09 PM (AkOaV)

389 Does anybody else think of Winnie the Pooh when they see Jeb? A kinda slow bear who falls asleep?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 07:07 PM (OpK2H)

No. I see the asshole preppies I went to school with.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 24, 2015 07:09 PM (s/yC1)

390 Some good bon mots:

Liberals all seem to think that they are reasoning creatures when in fact they are merely reason-giving ones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 07:09 PM (rwI+c)

391
Is Laura Ingraham stupid?

Who gives up their own radio show? Now she's a relic. I haven't seen or heard from her in forever.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at September 24, 2015 07:10 PM (8qqTj)

392 380 Jeb! was on Fox earlier and when asked why so many people are furious with Congress, he replied, "People aren't angry with Congress, they're angry with President Obama."

And that's how the douchebag rolls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)


He can't possibly be that clueless. Or is he just that insulated from the commoners?

Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

393 There is a special place in Hell reserved for some of these creeps.

I've said this about the PP hierarchy.

Now add the GOPe leadership to the roll.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 24, 2015 07:11 PM (48QDY)

394
speeding SUV packed with 15 illegals, endanger other drivers
...............................

Or as we call it here in Caliphfiorina: commuting.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2015 07:11 PM (wAQA5)

395  Jeb! was on Fox earlier and when asked why so many people are furious with Congress, he replied, "People aren't angry with Congress, they're angry with President Obama."And that's how the douchebag rolls.Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 07:05

That's why Congress has an approval rating in the teens while the President of indeterminate religious beliefs never ventures much lower than 50%.

I don't think this country could ever elect the dumbest Bush of the lot, even with free crack to get out the vote. Jeb needs to realize that Andy Warhol has a stopwatch and his 15 minutes are up.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 24, 2015 07:14 PM (sI4OA)

396 Chamber of Chomsk Commerce owns them all.


Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 07:15 PM (W3ofY)

397 Randy!!!


Friends with the benedicts!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 07:15 PM (W7w/T)

398 Anna said: " proclaiming they are the true and final faith."

yeah, there is a lot of "borrowing", but it seems the old testament guys were fairly disciplined, and more rational. Muslims seems to be looking for a religious excuse, or a motivation for their "terrorist" expansion. So I don't think the bible has it all right, but there is a better history of community there ... building more than conquering.

So the perversions of the bible by for example the catholics ... in putting so much political power in the pope's hands ... is a straying from a well thought out religion, to one that was convenient for obtaining power. Luther and others reformed, though they were still dogmatic. But I see catholics as more dangerous and problematic since they put so much authority in the hands of one guy ... and he has leftists advising him on global warming and open borders.

The Christian ideals of the WASPy guys seemed to remove power from the tyrant popes ... and that is how we got our country ... as opposed to kings that had some strange union with the church. We have God and then man directly next in line ... not government and NOT the church. But the left and the pope both want to "intercede", supposedly on our behalf. No thanks.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 24, 2015 07:18 PM (I6695)

399 I see more and more analysts referring to 2015 as an "election year". Which election are they all referring to?

Posted by: Husker Jeff at September 24, 2015 07:24 PM (hngH8)

400 Betting the house on 'Vindicate' Ace...tragic, but true.
The hammer and sickle guys are watching jealously as Boehner and McConnell show them how it should have been done to maintain power in the good ole USSR.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 24, 2015 08:13 PM (htXhe)

401 Mitch M. is a wolf in Republican clothing. They are owned by who knows what.....pics???? As for me, no longer a republican. I am joining the pitch fork party. Tar and feather them all.

Love ya all.

Posted by: Danny at September 24, 2015 08:56 PM (/g+rF)

402 Next time a jet plane is headed for DC after being commandeered by Muslim terrorists...let it go through with the mission

Posted by: Graham Cracker at September 24, 2015 10:55 PM (SJ184)

403 Tar and feather them all.




Posted by: Danny at September 24, 2015 08:56 PM (/g+rF)

If I was a futures trader, I'd be going long on tar and feathers.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2015 11:00 PM (HalrA)

404 "Let the masks fall!"

Masks? We don't need no stinking masks!!!--GOPe

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 25, 2015 01:31 AM (j2xmV)

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