Come On

Okay so you may remember, a long time a go, a show called the Newlyweds asked couples to both answer (separately) the "weirdest place you've made whoopie." Which was how you used to say "sex" in the 70s.

The answer was, at that time, scandalous.

Well, the Family Feud, which I think was frankly looking for this answer, asked "What's the last place you put your finger?"

Posted by: Ace at 04:39 PM

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1 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 24, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2)

2 I approve!

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at September 24, 2015 04:40 PM (4WhSY)

3 4th... meh

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:40 PM (E5UB0)

4 Innuendo!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 04:42 PM (OpK2H)

5 Jeez, I remember hearing about this--but I never believed it. And that cow's husband looks like a jihadist....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (JnAgK)

6 My finger? No, I have tools for that

Posted by: Huma's Gynocologist at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (ZQfW9)

7 Looking at the guy I would have anticipated the answer to do-nut or Twinkie.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (TJCSB)

8
I da butt Bob.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

9 "weirdest place you've made whoopie."
----------------------------------------------
Whoopie Goldberg: Hey! You got your government in my vagina!

Kathleen Sebelius: You've got your vagina in my government!

Two great tastes that taste great together!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (E5UB0)

10 For chrissakes. The contestants on that show are mostly brain dead. It's as if FF scrapes the bottom of the possible contestant barrell.

More appalling is the audience clapped and the family members high-fived him. Scum.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 24, 2015 04:44 PM (fMQoG)

11 LIV TV right there.

Posted by: Roscoe at September 24, 2015 04:44 PM (lHpdV)

12 Of course they were looking for this answer. That's all FF is these days. It was always funny when a contestant said stuff like this *on occasion*. Now it's "How many times in an episode?"

Sort of like Tosh.O before the show decided to do homoerotic all episode.

In both instances - booooooooring.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 04:44 PM (Wckf4)

13 "What's the last place you put your finger?"

-------------------------------------------------------

You don't know where that finger's been!

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at September 24, 2015 04:44 PM (E5UB0)

14 "That would have to be up the butt, Bob".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 24, 2015 04:44 PM (1eYr7)

15 Looks like I picked the wrong time of the week to quit cutting off healthy organs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:45 PM (E5UB0)

16 It's always in the last place you look!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 24, 2015 04:46 PM (qOsoH)

17 In my ears

LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2015 04:46 PM (+c55T)

18 I'd punch my husband on the spot. I am a lady, dontcha know.

Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 04:46 PM (/lvv6)

19 I'll take 'In the Whoha' for $400, Alex.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 04:46 PM (evdj2)

20 I am a lady, dontcha know.
Posted by: Lauren
-----------------------------------------------------
So am I. When did you transition?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:47 PM (E5UB0)

21 "What's the last place you put your finger?"

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Gosh.... that a real shocker.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2015 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

22 On that big red button of yours.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 04:48 PM (LUgeY)

23 What's the weirdest clock you put into a box and brought to school?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:48 PM (E5UB0)

24 Ace,that show has even more explicit questions than that.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2015 04:49 PM (sPO3u)

25 So, Bill. What is the weirdest place you ever put a cigar?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:50 PM (E5UB0)

26 Somehow, I knew the answer was not going to be, "a good book."

Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 04:50 PM (tfM+W)

27 Someone is going to have to answer nose.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2015 04:50 PM (TJCSB)

28 Everything up his nose!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)

29 Fanny Flagg

Posted by: Zombie Richard Dawson at September 24, 2015 04:51 PM (ppaKI)

30 Prime Minister Cameron, what is the weirdest animal head you ever stuck your shlong into in order to become a member of a secretive Oxford society?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:51 PM (E5UB0)

31 Steve Harvey's reaction cracked me up.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2015 04:51 PM (2Ojst)

32 Ace,that show has even more explicit questions than that.

B'Gal watches that show occasionally. We've looked at each other more than once over some of the questions they ax.

That is not your father's FF. Or you mother's, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 04:51 PM (LUgeY)

33 22 "What's the last place you put your finger?"

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Gosh.... that a real shocker.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2015 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)

34 Someone actually gave "donkey punch" as an answer on Jeopardy once. Trebek tried not to laugh. It was not the correct answer.

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (xwPSp)

35 "weirdest place you've made whoopie." Which was how you used to say "sex" in the 70s.

The answer was, at that time scandalous.

Oddly enough that's the only place Barry makes whoopee in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (493sH)

36 So Ms. Clinton, what is the weirdest radioactive isotope mine you sold to the Russians in exchange for accepting bribes via CGI?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (E5UB0)

37 The scroll saw.

Posted by: Your Old Shop Teacher at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (ppaKI)

38 Can I say just one thing to the horde:

Has this not been the funnest most fucking hilarious primary season ever. And I mean EVER!! Word is Trump is going to do CNN.

And as Allahpundit is reporting, he just beat Fox. AGAIN.

Rich Lowry's insanity did not help, not one bit. Everyone complaining that Trump was whining doesn't get it. He was shining a SPOTLIGHT on those crazy comments and guess what, it worked. No one could overlook the bias, M. Kelly's show was turning into a carnival act of Trump hate.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 04:53 PM (W7w/T)

39 Why not post the link also? Some of your patrons, those that purchase Amazon shit from the links posted here, have their goddamn browsers set-up so that shit doesn't play or display automatically! Come on! It would only take a second to paste the damn youtube link along with the puking video!

Posted by: goon at September 24, 2015 04:53 PM (gy5kE)

40 Jeebus.

Remember when the whole family could sit together and watch television.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 04:54 PM (FsuaD)

41 Wouldn't "my cat's ear" qualify? C'mon, no?

Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2015 04:54 PM (3tjn4)

42 The # 1 answer was, of course, "your mother".

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 24, 2015 04:54 PM (TJCSB)

43 Here, smell my finger and you tell me!

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 04:54 PM (xWW96)

44 Where's the weirdest place you ever made a rape fantasy of a Kentucky clerk?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 04:54 PM (OpK2H)

45
Gosh.... that a real shocker.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2015 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

ISWYDT
Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)

I protest. That's THREE fingers. The question referred to "finger," singular.

Posted by: Pedantic Nit at September 24, 2015 04:55 PM (vgIRn)

46 The Dyke.

Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at September 24, 2015 04:55 PM (ppaKI)

47 Mrs. Clinton, where's the strangest place you accepted a bribe in return for diminishing our national security?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2015 04:55 PM (2Ojst)

48 Family Feud with Steve Harvey is much raunchier than it used to be.

Posted by: Lea at September 24, 2015 04:55 PM (lIU4e)

49 So, Ahmed. What's the last place you put your finger on?

Ahmed: The light switch I just invented!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 04:55 PM (FsuaD)

50 Remember when the whole family could sit together and watch television.

That clip is fine for us.

Posted by: The Manson Family at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (4WhSY)

51 Steve Harvey doesn't mind working blue.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (evdj2)

52 The Micky Way.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (V8uX9)

53 Marcie

Posted by: Peppermint Patty at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (ppaKI)

54 Mr. Obama, what's the latest manufactured outrage you've been involved in?

Be honest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (LUgeY)

55 Rich Lowry's insanity did not help, not one bit. Everyone complaining that Trump was whining doesn't get it. He was shining a SPOTLIGHT on those crazy comments and guess what, it worked. No one could overlook the bias, M. Kelly's show was turning into a carnival act of Trump hate.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 04:53 PM

So the answer to the question is Trump?

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (hUdMz)

56 After the what what in my butt butt song, this is tame.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (iQIUe)

57 What, What?

Posted by: So much for the Hot Cosby at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (DL2i+)

58 Last place I stuck my finger? In my urethra, of course.

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe's AIDS-ridden corpse at September 24, 2015 04:56 PM (2Ojst)

59 Meggie Mac on The Five. I guess Geraldo is still in time out for trying to fight Eric.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 04:57 PM (FsuaD)

60 That one's easy.

Posted by: Lena Durham at September 24, 2015 04:57 PM (TJCSB)

61 When was the last time you pulled my finger?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2015 04:57 PM (W5DcG)

62 My little sister's pebble place.

-Lena DunHAM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (LUgeY)

63 Family Feud with Steve Harvey is much raunchier than it used to be.

It's not on the big three either, is it?
ABC, NBC, or CBS.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (+Q7pl)

64 At least he didn't say "Your wife".

*Steve Harvey shocked face*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (jR7Wy)

65 *winks*
*points at face*

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (NOIQH)

66 63 My little sister's pebble place.

-Lena DunHAM.

Did You see Hillary! is doing an interview with Her?

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (hUdMz)

67 Dumb Dora is so dumb...

Posted by: Gene Rayburn at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (Ui7Rt)

68 What was funny in the Newlywed Game was when the answers mismatched horribly. "The first time we did it was in a VW van." "Uh, I've never had sex in a VW van!"

Posted by: andycanuck at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (Aw1ge)

69 I once ran my fingers up and down Ash Carter's wife's back. Does that count?

*swallows paste*

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

70 At least the question wasn't ' where's the last place you put your fist?' .

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (V8uX9)

71 Miss Piggy

-Kermit T. Frog

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 05:00 PM (LUgeY)

72 So close.

Actual answer - pushing the wheel rag while washing the Buick.
Not an euphemism.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)

73 70 At least the question wasn't ' where's the last place you put your fist?' .
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 04:59 PM (V8uX9)

Is it permitted to invoke my Fifth Amendment rights on this show?

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (2Ojst)

74
Just a reminder. The Amazon Primee for $67 one day Friday sale is going live latter tonight, 12 AM EST - so really should get the AoS affiliate link set up in the sidebar for that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (kdS6q)

75 Regg....wait, is this a trick question??

Posted by: Choom Boy at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (FsuaD)

76
Rich Lowry's insanity did not help, not one bit. Everyone complaining that Trump was whining doesn't get it. He was shining a SPOTLIGHT on those crazy comments and guess what, it worked. No one could overlook the bias, M. Kelly's show was turning into a carnival act of Trump hate.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 04:53 PM (W7w/T)

Note, this is not live TV... there is a tape delay... especially when it plays in other time zones.

Thus it was a Fox EDITORIAL decision, to leave that comment in...

Now... as a Man? when you start talking about a Woman CASTRATING a Man???

That is a direct assault on his Manliness... and his status AS a Man...

And would be fighting words in almost any bar in America.

And as Fighting words are the one thing that Courts say CAN be legally barred....

Fox does owe Trump an apology for that statement IMO.

And note... it is now the media who are the story... its the pundits talking about other pundits... its the chattering class talking about itself...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (qh617)

77
6 Jeez, I remember hearing about this--but I never believed it. And that cow's husband looks like a jihadist....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2015 04:43 PM (JnAgK)

They've used it on tv blooper shows for over a decade.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (z/Ubi)

78 It's not on the big three either, is it?
ABC, NBC, or CBS.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (+Q7pl)

I think it's CW? It's also filmed in Atlanta, I think.

Now, the newlywed game was trying to be sort of scandalous...

Posted by: Lea at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (lIU4e)

79 Did You see Hillary! is doing an interview with Her?

Yep. That wasn't done on purpose, was it? *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (LUgeY)

80 Donna:

You're hilarious!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:01 PM (W7w/T)

81 In the Popes eye for saying that We need to show more "leniency" towards immigrants....

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:02 PM (hUdMz)

82 Is it butthole, I don't want to play that at work, LOL.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:02 PM (W7w/T)

83
3 shown,
nose, mouth, ear/cats ear (moar pussy)

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2015 05:02 PM (DL2i+)

84 The last place I put my finger was on the economy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2015 05:02 PM (W5DcG)

85 Ah, so what?

This post is calling for a Trumpening.

Someone commented over on Hot Air about Trump being thin-skinned, etc. and made a good point.

How many people complained about Bush II never hitting back or just letting people walk all over him?

You may think Trump is some cry-baby but he will not let somebody diss him in any way, shape, or form.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2015 05:03 PM (LXJ1e)

86 Just a second, let me smell it.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2015 05:03 PM (wAQA5)

87 Funny stuff!

I was kinda relieved he didn't answer "Hillary Clinton".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 24, 2015 05:03 PM (ej1L0)

88 remember when the newlywed game prize would be a couch or something?

lol

Posted by: north and judd at September 24, 2015 05:03 PM (0z/89)

89 The last place I put my finger was on the economy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2015 05:02 PM (W5DcG)

More like your heel on its throat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2015 05:03 PM (493sH)

90 And yeah family feud with Steve Harvey is always pushing it with the questionable/semi perverted answers to questions. I doubt this is the worst thing that has been given as an answer since he's been host.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

91 (stage cackle)

Why I couldn't *possibly* answer that question!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (dciA+)

92 He's a large fellow. Clearly hasn't been following Mooch's dietary guidelines.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (FsuaD)

93 You may think Trump is some cry-baby but he will not let somebody diss him in any way, shape, or form.

But We don't need another whiny little bitch in the White House.... He needs to Man up...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (hUdMz)

94 The last place I put my finger? In the garbage disposal.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (wAQA5)

95 He needs to Man up...

Dueling?

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at September 24, 2015 05:05 PM (evdj2)

96 95 He needs to Man up...

Dueling?

I'd pay to see that...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:05 PM (hUdMz)

97 Remove the beam from your own eye before removing the mote from your brother's.

Posted by: Moe Howard at September 24, 2015 05:06 PM (E5UB0)

98 Family Duel!

Make it happen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 24, 2015 05:06 PM (jR7Wy)

99 Trump is a whining crybaby where calling him out on his lies and misstatements or any disagreement with him is considered an assault on his person.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:06 PM (V8uX9)

100
63 Family Feud with Steve Harvey is much raunchier than it used to be.

It's not on the big three either, is it?
ABC, NBC, or CBS.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 04:58 PM (+Q7pl)

It's syndicated. Airs around here on abc at 7 I think.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 24, 2015 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)

101 But We don't need another whiny little bitch in the White House.... He needs to Man up...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (hUdMz)

Ahhh... so your definition of manhood, is to be a punching bag...

good to know...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (qh617)

102 He's a large fellow. Clearly hasn't been following Mooch's dietary guidelines.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (FsuaD)

----

I dunno.... he looks like it could be her in a suit.

Oh.... wait... you meant the guidelines she wants *us* to follow....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (8XRCm)

103 Trump was on MSLSD this morning bashing Fox and Megyn, much to Joe's and the other mouth-breathers' delight. Then on to CNN to do the same.

He thinks they all love him, but they mock him as soon as he's off the air.

And that's all I'm going to say about Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)

104
Ahhh... so your definition of manhood, is to be a punching bag...

good to know...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM

No, but there is such a thing as being too "sensitive".

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (hUdMz)

105 Kermit: Ms. Piggie?

Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (tfM+W)

106 Really, I *would* pay money if Trump would say "My seconds will call on you."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)

107 Hmmm. the weirdest thing? Weirdest?

I can't put my finger on it...

*taps forehead*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:08 PM (E5UB0)

108 That WASN'T your finger.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 24, 2015 05:08 PM (vgIRn)

109 I think it's CW? It's also filmed in Atlanta, I think.

When it left the big three, it got a little more "risque".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (+Q7pl)

110 This isn't an exam.

Posted by: The Proctologist at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

111 99 Trump is a whining crybaby where calling him out on his lies and misstatements or any disagreement with him is considered an assault on his person.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at Septembe

Federal Government come to my rescue I was yuugely insulted

Lowry is a little weasel and The Donald had his undies in bunch, ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (+c55T)

112 A this juncture, "Idiocracy" looks like a best case scenario.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (oKE6c)

113 Completely off topic, but I just had a thought. I don't like Jeb!! and in no way , shape or form would I like to see him get the nomination, but to all those who say the country would never vote for someone whose last name is "Bush" eight years after the last one, why not?
We elected someone who's middle name is "Hussein" seven years after 9/11.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (JnAgK)

114 102 He's a large fellow. Clearly hasn't been following Mooch's dietary guidelines.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (FsuaD)

The black Brian Denehy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (+c55T)

115 Lowry is a little weasel and The Donald had his undies in bunch, ha ha

On this We agree...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (hUdMz)

116 104
Ahhh... so your definition of manhood, is to be a punching bag...

good to know...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM

No, but there is such a thing as being too "sensitive".

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:07 PM (hUdMz)

Hmmm... so complaining about a Pundit who said a Woman, and I quote, 'cut off his balls'...

and the network then putting it on the air? more than once?

is too sensitive???

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:09 PM (qh617)

117 I'm so disappointed Jerry Rivers isn't on The Five. He'd be foaming at the mouth right about now over any disparaging comments about illegals/"pilgrims."

Eric just looks at him like, "calm the hell down."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (FsuaD)

118 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared about the fate of the nation.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2)

119 A this juncture, "Idiocracy" looks like a best case scenario.

And a documentary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (LUgeY)

120 BB Wolf,

Was it taped? If it was, that is a GREAT point. I hadn't even though about that.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (W7w/T)

121 Hmmm... so complaining about a Pundit who said a Woman, and I quote, 'cut off his balls'...

and the network then putting it on the air? more than once?

is too sensitive???

It is to Me...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (hUdMz)

122 The last place I would ever put my finger? (Looks around at Mooch.)

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (oKE6c)

123 From College Bowl to this. Times have changed.

Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (tfM+W)

124 This guy's willy went into hiding about 300 lbs ago, so what's a fella to do?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (nFdGS)

125 123 From College Bowl to this. Times have changed.
Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (tfM+W)

From College Bowl to Toilet Bowl.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (oKE6c)

126 Wait... are we talking about my black hand or my white hand?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (E5UB0)

127 124
This guy's willy went into hiding about 300 lbs ago, so what's a fella to do?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (nFdGS)

LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (FsuaD)

128 One more thing. I work with a Muslim guy who is pretty smart and last week when the whole "Would you ever vote for a Muslim president?" idiocy "blew up", he told me " Why not? We already have a Muslim in the White House."

See, THEY know he's one.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (JnAgK)

129
So, Lowry plays blue? lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (iQIUe)

130 Why that big black man is homophobic for refusing to even consider sticking something in his butt.

Posted by: Vox.com at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (LYCUN)

131 106 Really, I *would* pay money if Trump would say "My seconds will call on you."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 05:08 PM (evdj2)

OH... and under the old English rules, as an older Man, he can substitute a Judicar... literally a Judicial Fencer...

I'm sure he could hire an interesting Second...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:13 PM (qh617)

132 When they cut off The Donald's balls was he bleeding from his wherever?

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 05:13 PM (V8uX9)

133 I wouldn't do that to Kevin's wife either. Well, depends on the circumstances. I suppose.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2015 05:13 PM (go5uR)

134 Never underestimate my power.

Posted by: 2AM Beer Goggles at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (evdj2)

135 One more thing. I work with a Muslim guy who is
pretty smart and last week when the whole "Would you ever vote for a
Muslim president?" idiocy "blew up", he told me " Why not? We already
have a Muslim in the White House."

See, THEY know he's one.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (JnAgK)
Now try the same experiment on a homosexual.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c)

136 From College Bowl to this. Times have changed.

Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 05:11 PM (tfM+W)
=====================
Oh gosh, I had forgotten about that show. I think it was still in the black and white days.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (dFi94)

137 93 You may think Trump is some cry-baby but he will not let somebody diss him in any way, shape, or form.

But We don't need another whiny little bitch in the White House.... He needs to Man up...
Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:04 PM (hUdMz)

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Apparently whiney bitchiness gets you everything you want nowadays (as in the current WH occupant, and every SJW out there).

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (LXJ1e)

138 Still chuckling over Ace's use of the word "yammer" in one of his downstream threads.

So appropriate. Such an underused word.

Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (4eh02)

139 Yo mama.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:15 PM (/j9PE)

140 130 Why that big black man is homophobic for refusing to even consider sticking something in his butt.
Posted by: Vox.com at September 24, 2015 05:12 PM (LYCUN)

Yep. And Steve Harvey too. "All these is exits." Bunch of homophobes if you ask me.

/s

Posted by: Sambo at September 24, 2015 05:15 PM (9UV3C)

141 Shut up, Shep. NYC NYC NYC ad nauseum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)

142 120 BB Wolf,

Was it taped? If it was, that is a GREAT point. I hadn't even though about that.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (W7w/T)

Even if not, if you go look at her shows website RIGHT NOW... its all over the front page, with tape available.

Thus, editorial Decision...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:15 PM (qh617)

143 ZOMG!!!! I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you so much, Ace

Posted by: L, Elle at September 24, 2015 05:16 PM (2x3L+)

144
I just realized I don't have to leave the house anymore tonight for any reason. Goodbye pants

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:16 PM (dFi94)

145 This is why I don't watch the "Family" Feud. I got kids. They deserve better. You don't see "whoopi" on "How it's Made".

Posted by: GBruno at September 24, 2015 05:16 PM (u49WF)

146 but to all those who say the country would never vote for someone whose last name is "Bush" eight years after the last one, why not?
We elected someone who's middle name is "Hussein" seven years after 9/11.
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>>>We elected someone who's middle name is "Hussein"

First off, that is irrelevant. It's like saying why wouldn't you cut off your ear (Bush) when Bruce Jenner cut off his dick (Obama).

>>>but to all those who say the country would never vote for someone whose last name is "Bush" eight years after the last one, why not?

I would strongly disagree with anyone who said that exact thing. All the anti-dynasty people. If Jeb had his head screwed on correctly I'd vote for him. The reason I'd never vote for him is because he is precisely as bad as a Democrat. He's sold us out. He'd gladly destroy us in the long term if it benefits him in the short term. He's a traitorous shit and I'd never ever trust him or vote for him at this point. It has nothing to do with him being part of the Bush family. Fuck you, Jeb. Go the fuck away.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 24, 2015 05:17 PM (E5UB0)

147 I've had to stop watching even the local news. All pope all the time. And I live 600 miles from the nearest city he's visiting.

Posted by: Vox.com at September 24, 2015 05:17 PM (LYCUN)

148 Word is Trump is going to do CNN.

You know, given the general framing and contextual overlay of this thread, this could have been worded better.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (/j9PE)

149 The pope is in NYC! The pope is in NYC! He'll feel right at home in that squalid communist stronghold.

Posted by: Soona at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (Fmupd)

150 147 I've had to stop watching even the local news. All pope all the time. And I live 600 miles from the nearest city he's visiting.

Isn't He going home yet to His anti-immigrant Vatican?

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (hUdMz)

151 121 Hmmm... so complaining about a Pundit who said a Woman, and I quote, 'cut off his balls'...

and the network then putting it on the air? more than once?

is too sensitive???

It is to Me...
Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (hUdMz)

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By all means lets select a punching bag for the GOP nominee. Be above the fray and all that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (LXJ1e)

152 Son came by to say "hi" on his way to pick up his date and head to a Concerned Veterans dinner at his univ. Looked so handsome.

*sigh* And she's a really nice, cute girl he dated in high school, from a family we're friends with.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)

153 Fuck you, Jeb. Go have a triple gay wedding with Obama and Pope Francis, like those three New England women.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (E5UB0)

154 Oh... and the Kelly Files is rebroadcast on Fox a few hours later....

It was rebroadcast with no editing...

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 05:19 PM (qh617)

155 I'll take "Make an Ass of Myself" for a thousand, Alex...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 24, 2015 05:19 PM (EDYaR)

156 The last place I put my finger was on the economy.
Posted by: Barack Obama

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It's dead, Bark.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 24, 2015 05:19 PM (Nwg0u)

157 *fingers crossed*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)

Aww. Good luck

Posted by: Lea at September 24, 2015 05:19 PM (lIU4e)

158 Dan Rather's babbling about the Trump-Fox War being a setup still intrigues the tinfoil hat side of my brain. Can you come up with a better way to confuse the great unwashed?

Posted by: Jean at September 24, 2015 05:19 PM (ztOda)

159 144

I just realized I don't have to leave the house anymore tonight for any reason. Goodbye pants

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:16 PM (dFi94)

Lol. I love you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)

160 By all means lets select a punching bag for the GOP nominee. Be above the fray and all that.

Seems to Me Trump does plenty of punching Himself...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:20 PM (hUdMz)

161 Hash check on new computer.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2015 05:20 PM (J/n2N)

162 151 121 Hmmm... so complaining about a Pundit who said a Woman, and I quote, 'cut off his balls'...

and the network then putting it on the air? more than once?

is too sensitive???

It is to Me...
Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:10 PM (hUdMz)

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By all means lets select a punching bag for the GOP nominee. Be above the fray and all that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2015 05:18 PM (LXJ1e)

I'm ready!!!!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 24, 2015 05:20 PM (qh617)

163 Was it taped? If it was, that is a GREAT point. I hadn't even though about that.

Those shows are usually played at least twice a night. Was it rebroadcast intact?

Also, this business is reminding me of a comment made by the Rev. Jesse Jackass many years ago, about a candidate who was then a junior Senator...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 24, 2015 05:20 PM (9krrF)

164 To those making reference to 'Idiocracy' -- I brought it up on the tv today for the wife to see the critical first five minutes again. Because. It's just that relevant.

Fire stick, jail break, add Kodi, then Genesis = everything you could want to watch. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 05:21 PM (sI4OA)

165 Bummer, liked my old one better.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2015 05:21 PM (J/n2N)

166 My favorite FF episode is so old, Richard Dawson was the host.

The topic was "Biblical names that people give their children."

The top answers were John, James, Mark, Luke, Matthew, Daniel. Mostly names from the New Testament. The family contestants were Jews. They were coming up with names like Issac, Jacob, Abraham, Rachael.

They were culturally clueless. I felt bad for them.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 24, 2015 05:22 PM (1ijHg)

167
Apparently whiney bitchiness gets you everything you want nowadays (as in the current WH occupant, and every SJW out there).
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 24, 2015 05:14 PM (LXJ1

Really?
Posted by: Achmed The Clock Builder

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 24, 2015 05:22 PM (+c55T)

168 Shut up, Shep. NYC NYC NYC ad nauseum.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)

The world would be a better place if all news television were forced to originate from, oh, say, Dickinson, North Dakota.

(Do I get extra points for "Dickinson" on this thread? Do I? Do I?)

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:22 PM (/j9PE)

169 What is the most normal thing you've put your finger on.

Posted by: Normal Al Yankmydick at September 24, 2015 05:23 PM (E5UB0)

170 I just love Dickinson.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 24, 2015 05:23 PM (ukNFU)

171 Does Steve Harvey slip all the female contestants the tongue like Richard Dawson?

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2015 05:24 PM (OD2ni)

172 The last place I put my finger?

On the scale. I made Whitey's single tomatillo weigh over half a pound..

Posted by: Checker at Piggly Wiggly at September 24, 2015 05:24 PM (1ijHg)

173 And *off* goes the TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:24 PM (FsuaD)

174 Man, the leftards are all short stroking over Pope Pinko.

Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:24 PM (xWW96)

175 Bummer, liked my old one better.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2015 05:21 PM (J/n2N)
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What hash did you have before? I had a decent one, then my computer went to the home for wayward geeks, I got a laptop, and now I think my new hash wants me to die in a fire.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:25 PM (dFi94)

176 Man, the leftards are all short stroking over Pope Pinko.

Yes. They've finally found "religion."

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:25 PM (hUdMz)

177 Have I mentioned lately that Barack Obama supports pederasty?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:25 PM (FsuaD)

178 Man, the leftards are all short stroking over Pope Pinko.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 05:24 PM (xWW96)

Well, yah. He's pretty obviously a Liberation Theologist trying not too successfully to hide that he's a Liberation Theologist, so . . . yah.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:26 PM (/j9PE)

179 Uranus!

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2015 05:26 PM (ZhfNn)

180 We need a cute puppy or kitteh video thread.

As a palate-cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)

181 I just realized something I hadn't thought of.

Folks, Donald Trump has had his own TV show for 15 years now. Do you not think he knows what kind of language is actionable by the FCC.

By the tweet calling for an FCC fine he caused a huge stir among the "right" in social media, saying how dare you, FREE SPEECH, "white knighting" for Lowry.

Fucking hilarious. Trump has weaponized both the left and the right "outrage machines" to carry his message and his controversy.

5th dimensional chess.

"Who's doing the raping?"

Trump
2016

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:27 PM (W7w/T)

182
(Do I get extra points for "Dickinson" on this thread? Do I? Do I?)

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:22 PM (/j9PE)

Two Big thubs in!

Posted by: Pederast Incest Coalition of America at September 24, 2015 05:27 PM (qh617)

183 180 We need a cute puppy or kitteh video thread.

As a palate-cleanser.

Yup...

Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (hUdMz)

184 Ahhh... so your definition of manhood, is to be a punching bag...

good to know...
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How about: "rampant pestilence that afflicts approximately 50% of the population".

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (E5UB0)

185 Ace must have run out to see the Pope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (FsuaD)

186 I got a laptop, and now I think my new hash wants me to die in a fire.
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 24, 2015 05:25 PM (dFi94)

Or it wants you to vote for Di Feinstein in '94. Not sure which would be worse, actually.

My current hash has a slash in it, so I am probably not in a good position to criticize . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (/j9PE)

187 We want social justice! We want social justice!

Posted by: Soona at September 24, 2015 05:28 PM (Fmupd)

188 147 I've had to stop watching even the local news. All pope all the time. And I live 600 miles from the nearest city he's visiting.
Posted by: Vox.com at September 24, 2015 05:17 PM (LYCUN)

JPII came to Anchorage, in the winter, and spoke outdoors, to everyone.

Frankie, get back to me when you are ready to depart the bastions of political power and come talk to those in the diaspora.

Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (+YMhA)

189 In the r's

Best Trebek/Connery ever

Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (sI4OA)

190 >>>We need a cute puppy or kitteh video thread.

Or Ewok fondling his quokka.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (E5UB0)

191 "Who's doing the raping?"

Trump
2016
Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:27 PM (W7w/T)

Sung to the tune of "Who let the dogs out," it actually works.

Why, yes, I did start drinking early today. Why do you ask?

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (/j9PE)

192 What hash did you have before? I had a decent one, then my computer went
to the home for wayward geeks, I got a laptop, and now I think my new
hash wants me to die in a fire.

Oh, nothing special I guess. Just got attached to it. I rode my XP machine right into the ground and it died with a gasp all alone yesterday morning. This Win 10 thing ain't as bad as I thought it would be.

Posted by: dartist at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (J/n2N)

193 Brother Cavil:

Exactly right. And he was forced to apologize for that comment.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:30 PM (W7w/T)

194 We need a cute puppy or kitteh video thread.

Or Ewok fondling his quokka.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 05:29 PM (E5UB0)

You wanted a cute puppy/kitteh thread.

You'll get a McConnell/Bonehead thread.

Posted by: filbert at September 24, 2015 05:30 PM (/j9PE)

195 That guy's finger was BIG. Poor lady.

Posted by: Birdbath at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (TgkA/)

196 Filbert:

A man after my own heart!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 05:31 PM (W7w/T)

197 All this for a communist politician and the Dolly Lama gets led out the back through the garbage

Posted by: Soona at September 24, 2015 05:36 PM (Fmupd)

198 Poor lady my ass. She likes a BIG finger.

Posted by: Checker at Piggly Wiggly at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (1ijHg)

199 Okay, put up with the never ending ad loading aw long as I could.
I'll leave one of you with two words.
Hazmat. Suit.
Outta here.
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (NqaQ9)

200 And I am sure the checker at the Pig likes a big finger too.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 24, 2015 05:40 PM (1ijHg)

201 Yeah, I noticed this summer, very gross, won't watch, use to be family fun
..

Posted by: gonzotx at September 24, 2015 05:41 PM (ZY0Tv)

202 Pope Frank: The Hillary! of the Vatican.

DC Climate Rally for Pope shrinks from expected 200,000 people to just 'hundreds'

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 24, 2015 05:48 PM (Nwg0u)

203 That's more like the first place I'd put my finger.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (B77dy)

204 Hash check since the router crashed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 24, 2015 05:53 PM (GDulk)

205 Steve Harvey seems to protest a little too much about the prospect of an anal violation. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Birdbath at September 24, 2015 06:50 PM (TgkA/)

206 The correct answer is: "A light socket."

Posted by: Frank at September 24, 2015 09:31 PM (or4Qs)

207 I've noticed that Family Feud has really cranked up the raunchiness in recent years. References to penises and vaginas are becoming fairly common. I like raunchy humor, so I don't have a huge problem with this.

I sort of question putting that sort of stuff on daytime TV, though, where small children will hear such jokes at their babysitters' houses. I remember not getting most jokes on Family Feud, The Newlywed Game and The Dating Game as a kid, but I can't help but wonder if the dumbing down of our culture might result in it being easier for today's four-year-olds to "get" jokes of that sort that should maybe still be "over their heads".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Cruz 2016! at September 24, 2015 11:56 PM (wKc1L)

208 "up the butt...." most embarrasing newlywed answer ever.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at September 25, 2015 12:58 AM (yTnTP)

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