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None of my lesbian fantasies involve Kim Davis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 24, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4) 2
Can't wait to read it... not...
Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 01:18 PM (hUdMz) 3
Oneth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 01:18 PM (LUgeY) 4
Shazbot! I'll fetch the others.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 01:18 PM (LUgeY) 5
If the shrill fits.....
Posted by: donna at September 24, 2015 01:19 PM (hUdMz) Posted by: Ahmed at September 24, 2015 01:19 PM (MRjwY) Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 01:19 PM (gyKtp) 8
this ebook is 45 pages long so you know a lot of creative work went into it.
So, the SJW's shit the thing out last week, then? Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 24, 2015 01:19 PM (7rAXc) 9
Ace has written movie reviews that were more than 45 pages long. At least, that's what I recall.
Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 01:20 PM (qSIlh) 10
L,M,N,O,Buddy
Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2015 01:20 PM (DL2i+) 11
This will be required reading, because . . . justice.
Posted by: GBruno at September 24, 2015 01:20 PM (u49WF) 12
Lesbian erotic fiction novella stars a woman named Hillary who serves jail time
Posted by: Talking Points Homo at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (W5DcG) 13
What amounts to an endorsement by TPM? A sly and weak reference to politics? Pfah! I shall take my prison-based revenge lesbian erotic fiction novella business elsewhere!
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (HtLSE) 14
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (kff5f) 15
I was watching MSLSD when Katty Kay (who the hell is she?) made her comment.
Thank gawd Mika wasn't on there to shrilly double down. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (FsuaD) 16
Good thinking by whoever wrote the Kim Davis e-book. Make some quick cash from a story while it's still in the News. I doubt she'll get rich off it, but I assume plenty of moonbats will buy it to prove their commitment to the cause.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Garrett at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (MRjwY) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (kff5f) 19
Is harpy still OK?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (WiU5D) 20
I'm working on a book but I had to stop because the battery on my Kindle died.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (8ZskC) 21
They don't act like they're against rape. They act like they own the trademark.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (Xd2w5) 22
If Hillary's picture doesn't illustrate the word "shrill" in the dictionary, we may as well retire the word.
Posted by: rickl at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (zoehZ) 23
By the way, this ebook is 45 pages long so you know a lot of creative work went into it.
I've got fantasies longer than that. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (rwI+c) 24
This pic of three guys playing the Blues tells you a lot about modern Mississippi, and the South in general.
https://goo.gl/dnNSH1 Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (xWW96) 25
Barack Obama supports pederasty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 01:21 PM (FsuaD) 26
Not a fukkin spider btw.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (xWW96) 27
Can I call Ronnie Reagan junior 'shrill'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4) 29
OH! That reminds me - apparently referring to Hillary by the name "Hillary" is sexist, too (remember that from some months ago?), and I haven't been getting in my sexism quota. I'll fix that now.
Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Hillary. Shrill. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (kff5f) 30
Shrill refers to a high pitch, so in that sense it tends to be gendered (although can obviously be used for men).
As other insults are gendered (bastard). Is this supposed to be a bad thing now? Who f'ing cares? Posted by: Lea at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (lIU4e) 31
None of my lesbian fantasies involve Kim Davis.
The Left: they can't even get hot lesbianism right. Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (S+N7W) 32
Instead of shrill, I usually go with scruntly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (gyKtp) 33
Ace, "nothingburger" is clearly sexist, suggesting no meat between the buns. #Checkyourprivilege.
Posted by: USA at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (tfM+W) Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c) 35
It could have been blues spiders.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (HtLSE) 36
'It was a dark and stormy double-ended dildo.'
Posted by: Garrett at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (MRjwY) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (LUgeY) 38
By the way, this ebook is 45 pages long so you know a lot of creative work went into it.
I once wrote a comment listing federal agencies and their heads along with some semi-unknown government apparatchiks. The whole comment was about 65 words or so but I decided to delete it rather than be banned or visited by feds. A prison epic could pack a lot into 45 pages IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: Daybrother at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (RQSoG) 39
Coincidence runs deep with these progressives.
Posted by: GBruno at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (u49WF) 40
Shrill?....does that mean annoying as hell?
Posted by: BignJames at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (j7iSn) 41
Can we still call Hillary an ugly drunken hag? I can hardly keep up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC) 42
Hillary! has a voice like nails going down a chalkboard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (FsuaD) 43
"Shrill" is the pleasant side of her vocalizing. It's her hideous cackling that sets people's nerves on edge. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2015 01:23 PM (RO8oH) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (9mTYi) 45
Shrillary.
Posted by: Socratease at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (FqHs5) 46
By the way, this ebook is 45 pages long so you know a lot of creative work went into it.
I'm sure there are Letters to Penthouse that are better written and more well thought out Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (493sH) 47
They keep trying to make any negative words used to describe Obama and Hillary off limits. Pathetic.
My suggestion? We can only used words used to describe Sarah Palin. Sure, the complimentary ones don't apply to Hills, but the negative ones? So, so many slurs... Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (NOIQH) 48
I'm working on a novella about a brilliant, talented pre-teen inventor named 'Ahmed' invents a beautiful, ingenious clock. The oppressive, straight white patriarchs mistake this clock for a bomb and Ahmed is persecuted terribly.
The evil patriarchs are tracked down and captured by the Warriors of the Justice League of Social Justice. The patriarchs are then raped by a tranny named 'Caitlyn!' who has been imprisoned for a crime xe didn't commit. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (7RXcs) 49
She is listed as a "journalist" on Wiki. I guess they don't know the difference between a journalist and a talking head. Because all she has ever been is a talking head. And she doesn't know a damn thing about the US.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (t2KH5) 50
I doubt it holds a candle to "Valley of the Penises" by M. Garrison.
Well, holding a candle would be cisnormative, I suppose. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (vgIRn) 51
Lesbians in prison....meh...
Now if the book were about adult teenage lesbian vampires versus werewolves in prison, then we might be on to something.... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (AC0lD) Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (gf8BH) 53
I assume fictional Kim gets a happy ending in the ebook because otherwise the writer would be lesbophobic.
Posted by: @votermom at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (cbfNE) 54
Trump should just refer to her as The Evil Beast.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (xWW96) 55
Make some quick cash from a story while it's still in the News. I doubt she'll get rich off it, but I assume plenty of moonbats will buy it to prove their commitment to the cause.
If it were a published book with an actual cover, I'd believe it. You want a conversation piece or to advertise your moral superiority. An e-book doesn't do that. Maybe it's wanking material, though, who knows? Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (Xd2w5) 56
Katty Kay would wet her drawers if she heard Dennis Miller's exclamation after listening to Hillary screeching on the campaign trail in 2008--towit, "She sounds like my first ex wife."
Come on Kattty---admit it. There's a ring of truth in Miller's statement. Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (Sda6L) 57
Lesbian erotic fiction novella stars a woman named Hillary who serves jail time
Somebody wrote about me and Hill's foreplay? Posted by: Huma at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (FwRqg) 58
Too Big To Fail - Too Big For Jail - Hillary 2016!
But Not Shrill. Maybe a little Midwestern Whiny and Flat Though. Maybe she can learn not to talk through her nose? Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (oDCMR) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (Wckf4) 60
Xierill is the non-oppressive form of the adjective.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (8ZskC) 61
Now if the book were about adult teenage lesbian vampires versus werewolves in prison, then we might be on to something....
Isn't that the next spin-off of the Twilight series? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (kff5f) 62
Katty Kay then told Joe that occasionally Mika accuses him of being "shrill." So I guess that's okay.
I prefer "Catty" to "Katty." More suitable. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (FsuaD) 63
Increasingly we are living in a world where others get to decide what the words that come out of my mouth mean.
This is a dangerous world. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (TOk1P) 64
Book reviews are normally reserved for Sundays.
But lesbian bondage pron critiques are always timely. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (gyKtp) 65
New Rule Everyones! Cant call women, especially hillary clinton, shrill. Signed, The Rulemakers, aka The Left Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (BvMja) 66
Because all she has ever been is a talking head.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (t2KH5) Referring to her in the same sentence as "head" is hate speech. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (oKE6c) 67
What else would you call her faked laugh?
I guess Orwell was right, we're gonna get that dictionary down to as few words as possible. Oh, and I'm getting partial to some version of Gammy Hilly. More fun to type than Hillary!. Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (XiVKO) 68
I bet Anthony Weiner has a nice collection of lesbian prison erotica featuring Huma. Probably embellished with some pics.
Posted by: Jean at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (ztOda) 69
There's a ring of truth in Miller's statement.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (Sda6L) If I were Miller's ex-wife, I'd sue for defamation. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (kff5f) 70
"Katty Kay"? Did someone's mom actually name them that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (8ZskC) 71
I wrote a book once. Well, technically I took the cover off of one book and put on another cover, but still...
Posted by: Ahmed the Author at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (WiU5D) 72
>>I'm working on a novella about a brilliant, talented pre-teen inventor named 'Ahmed' invents a beautiful, ingenious clock.
Don't forget the chained to the bed sex slave part. Oh, right, he's in America, a Christian nation, not Afghanistan, so he's safe. Maybe he could meet Kevin Jennings or Dan Savage at a science fair... Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (NOIQH) 73
English Airheads are a great reason to shut the borders. Let them stay in their own shit filled nest.
Posted by: maddogg at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (xWW96) 74
When Huma goes to jail will they make her a star?
Or do they keep the fraudsters separate from the conscientious objectors? Posted by: GBruno at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (u49WF) Posted by: Harry Reid at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (FwRqg) 76
I don't think I'd call any collection of Huma lesbian prison pr0n "nice".
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (XiVKO) 77
how about "imperious liar"? Is that verboten, too?
Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (qSIlh) 78
Maybe they could have Mother Teresa's corpse exhumed and beheaded by dashing ISIS members. Or Sarah Palin and her daughters mauled by horny grizzlies. Or Condoleezza Rice lynched by Black Lives Matter warriors. I'm sure there are lots of 45-page books they could come up with.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (fMQoG) 79
Hasn't anybody compiled a list of dog-whistle misogynistic adjectives applied to Sarah Palin by Democrats during the 2008 campaign?
Posted by: Socratease at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (FqHs5) 80
Don't forget the chained to the bed sex slave part.
Oh, right, he's in America, a Christian nation, not Afghanistan, so he's safe. Maybe he could meet Kevin Jennings or Dan Savage at a science fair... Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (NOIQH) Set the book in SF. Problem solved. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c) 81
>>So Rape Culture is totes cool when it's lesbos?
Didn't you hear? The people who are all screechy about rape culture still think prison rape is totes funny. Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (NOIQH) 82
It was a dark and stormy double-ended dildo.
Not a creature was stirring, not even the chin-strap. Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (DL2i+) 83
Set the book in SF. Problem solved.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c) Or Dearbornistan. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (kff5f) 84
I'm remembering here the openly eliminationist fantasies the left put on display in the global warming ad where "deniers", including small children, had their heads quite literally blown off in sprays of blood and bone with the push of a button.
Viewed in that light, I'm surprised that they have merely written lesbian rape porn about Kim Davis. Lesbian rape _snuff_ porn would actually not be that much of a stretch for today's left. Posted by: torquewrench at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (noWW6) 85
So does the author manage to get this Kim person, really turn this story on it's head would be if it was Kipling's Kim, engage in a menage-a-troi with Humna and Hillary! plus a strap-on Weiner and My Little Pony butt-plugs???
*goes off to gargle the brain bleach* Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:28 PM (24ia6) 86
Ahmed the Boy Genius, With Brain of a German Shepherd is gonna fill an old wine bottle with lighter fluid, stuff a rag in the end, bring it to school, and proclaim he has invented a lantern! Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (BvMja) 87
OH! That reminds me - apparently referring to Hillary by the name "Hillary" is sexist, too
She should use the letter C as her trademark/symbol rather than the letter H. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (W5DcG) 88
Oh, I get it! No Rapey Tuesday this week because of Rapesgiving. If only I had remembered Rapesgiving falls on the fourth Thursday of Octoper, I would been able to take time off to give rape for friends and family.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (HtLSE) 89
They do not understand that forbearance, is not weakness... And that Patience, which is the ONLY reason we have put up with their crap, has limits (which is why they are trying to get their stupid anti freedom stuff enshrined into Policy and Law...). Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (qh617) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (so+oy) 91
I'm going to be waiting with 'bated breath for the next nothingburger SJW "scandal". See if I can't be the first to pounce with a crappy e-book.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (2cS/G) 92
re 74:
Gordon Liddy (don't tell me you don't know who he is) refused to talk? Just like the mob. Susan McDougal (Whitewater Clinton pal) refused to talk? Standing up for principle. Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (qSIlh) 93
Is Shrillary Hitler offensive?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 24, 2015 01:29 PM (YjAHM) 94
Increasingly we are living in a world where others get to decide what the words that come out of my mouth mean.
This is a dangerous world. Crazy, too. I'd like to pinpoint the day that the leftards decided that disagreement was transmogrified into "H8er!!!!1leventy" as the Day it Started Going to Shit. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 01:30 PM (LUgeY) 95
Is lesbian rape even rape-rape?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2015 01:30 PM (AbFmZ) 96
The tolerant and championing left making rapists out of lesbians in prison.
So, I guess it's safe to say that lesbians are inclined to rape those with whom they disagree. Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 24, 2015 01:30 PM (vg8iE) 97
Mean spirited people pushing an agenda and getting a little thrill from the idea of her being overpowered in prison-because then, of course she'd embrace gay marriages, I suppose. Puerile .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2015 01:30 PM (1+XCd) 98
Maybe he could meet Kevin Jennings or Dan Savage at a science fair...
Go on... Posted by: Harry Reid at September 24, 2015 01:27 PM (FwRqg) type slowly Posted by: Barack Obama at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (7RXcs) 99
What do you call it when Hillary Clinton does an interview with Lena Dunham where the two of them reaffirm their feminist bona fides?
Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (3tjn4) 100
Do Lesbians Donkey Punch Each Other? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (oDCMR) 101
So the eBook, some Janeane Garofolo and Sandra Bernhard types got high and wrote some revenge fantasy?
Nope, think I ill pass. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (kXoT0) 102
'There's a rapin' goin on
Down in Cell Block L7' Posted by: Wanda Jackson at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (MRjwY) 103
Rape is funny if it's happening to your political opponents amiright libs?
Posted by: Lauren at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (/lvv6) 104
That's ok. I'm writing and ebook where the dead skulls of editors from a useless webzine that only devil worshippers read are violated by demon penises for eternity.
It's actually a lighthearted comedy. Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (zXvqP) 105
That sexist pig with bad hair should have called her bossy too, just to further highlight what a shitlord he is.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 24, 2015 01:31 PM (bDmeN) 106
>>OH! That reminds me - apparently referring to Hillary by the name "Hillary" is sexist, too
Uh oh, better let her campaign staff in on that. *looks at all the "Hillary!" swag from her 2008 and 2016 campaigns... Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:32 PM (NOIQH) 107
in which a a character meant to be "Kim Davis" is ravished by lesbians in prison.
Well ... at least it's not rape-rape. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2015 01:32 PM (zc3Db) 108
Does the left really think if they bully people into not calling Hillary shrill people won't still think she is shrill?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2015 01:32 PM (OGm46) 109
coming soon:
Sharknado V! The Shrillarying! Death by razor sharp teeth comes wearing an Orca Sized pants suit! Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 01:32 PM (qSIlh) 110
My Life With the Shrill Hill Kult.
Posted by: Hillary's Klingons, Huma, Bryan Pagliano, Cheryl Mills at September 24, 2015 01:32 PM (1DH1V) 111
@108 - Well, that's the idea. They intend to control your very thoughts, opinions and passions.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 24, 2015 01:33 PM (vg8iE) 112
Shit, missed it by 4 minutes. Anyone have a closer time in the pool?
Gnu, it's yours. I was thinking the other way. I was gonna say 1:07. Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:33 PM (+Q7pl) 113
So bummed I missed my opportunity to write a Children's e-book, "A Gentle Giant Goes To The Market" last year.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2015 01:33 PM (2cS/G) 114
So Elena Kagan, Gina McCarthy, and Hillary Clinton walk into the prison canteen...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 24, 2015 01:33 PM (gyKtp) 115
70 "Katty Kay"? Did someone's mom actually name them that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 24, 2015 01:26 PM (8ZskC) It's Katherine. But she's hip. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:33 PM (fWAjv) 116
They don't call her Shrillary for nothing.
So how are we to describe a Grandmonster who is very shrill? Shrill has an actual definition, no? Males need to protest the genderized attacks of a-hole, dick, jerk, tool, pussy, wimp, etc. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (Pby3z) 117
(45 page self published erotic fantasy about torturing your political enemies)
Why am I embarrassed about a bad review of something I wrote? Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (FXOa+) 118
re 93: it's Adolf Hillary, you non-historical doofus you.
Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (qSIlh) 119
From 1960, the sword and sandal movie The Warrior Empress starring Tina Louise as Sappho of Lesbos.
https://youtu.be/rby9DpC_t2k Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (24ia6) 120
Shrillary, Shrillary, SHRILLARY!!!!!
*Cautiously looks around to be sure I didn't just summon the wench* Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH) 121
Alternate title: It Was A Dark And Stormy Revenge Fantasy.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (RD7QR) 122
Trump is gonna beat her with a shrillelagh
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv) 123
Wow--TPM really had to twist themselves to come up with that.
Posted by: Fatman at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (mcm0N) 124
Hasn't anybody compiled a list of dog-whistle misogynistic adjectives applied to Sarah Palin by Democrats during the 2008 campaign? I used to watch this one guy's videos on YouTube. He's exactly the sort of feminist white knight who'd organize a Twitter lynch mob if anyone so much as gently made fun of Michelle Obama's femininity. After the '08 election, he asked whether Palin would pose in Playboy or Penthouse. Posted by: Armando at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (FwRqg) 125
Speaking of prison lesbians: are there any "real" badguys in Orange is the New Black other than the abortion nurse murderer and the old black heroin dealer (Miss V, I think her name was)?
I don't really watch it, but Mrs. Chupacabras does, and this is something that's struck me the small amount I've watched it. Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:35 PM (XiVKO) 126
I wouldn't be so insensitive as to call her shrill, but I'll just say that every time I hear her voice on TV I turn the channel faster than I do for Sarah McLachlan's pet torture ads. If I catch Hillary cackling, I want to jam pencils in my eardrums. If I catch Hillary breaking into her black or southern accent, I want to drink battery acid.
But these are common sense, reasonable positions. I'd never be so extreme as to call her shrill. That's uncalled for. Posted by: Dave S. at September 24, 2015 01:35 PM (mhkbv) Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 24, 2015 01:35 PM (Pby3z) 128
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Shrillary, Shrillary, SHRILLARY!!!!! *Cautiously looks around to be sure I didn't just summon the wench* Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH) soon Posted by: Hillary, looking over Lizzy's shoulder at September 24, 2015 01:35 PM (1DH1V) Posted by: duke at September 24, 2015 01:36 PM (mDxGf) 130
I'm working on a novella about a brilliant, talented pre-teen inventor named 'Ahmed' invents a beautiful, ingenious clock. The oppressive, straight white patriarchs mistake this clock for a bomb and Ahmed is persecuted terribly. The evil patriarchs are tracked down and captured by the Warriors of the Justice League of Social Justice. The patriarchs are then raped by a tranny named 'Caitlyn!' who has been imprisoned for a crime xe didn't commit. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (7RXcs) I swear, I was reading this and thinking "no, this story won't work because it doesn't include Caintlyn Jenner," and sure enough, this is why we read books all the way to the end. Bravo, sir. Or madam, or however you choose to identify. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:36 PM (TOk1P) 131
95 Is lesbian rape even rape-rape?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2015 01:30 PM (AbFmZ) Yes. Posted by: Lena Dunham's sister at September 24, 2015 01:36 PM (Q7RIU) 132
Write 45 page ebook about Hula and Himlary set in a bathroom full of servers.
Posted by: @votermom at September 24, 2015 01:36 PM (cbfNE) 133
Did Lena find anything in Hillary's cooch during the interview? Pebbles? Tax Files? Emails? Dentures?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2015 01:37 PM (oDCMR) 134
Soft terrorism: oppose gay marriage, and gays write a story where they rape you.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 01:37 PM (OpK2H) 135
" Ace has written movie reviews that were more than 45 pages long. At least, that's what I recall."
Speaking of which, I'd like to see an update of his D&D review of the candidates. We have a lot of fun candidates this year, on both sides of the aisle. Posted by: Grimaldi at September 24, 2015 01:37 PM (NhVA8) 136
By the way, link in my nic is to a hilariously profane video of a couple Boston bros coming across a giant fish while they're out bluefishing. Worst/Best real Boston accents ever. Every other word is a swear, but the guy is hilarious in his excitement/puzzlement. About 4 minutes long, worth it.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2015 01:37 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (24ia6) 138
120 Shrillary, Shrillary, SHRILLARY!!!!! *Cautiously looks around to be sure I didn't just summon the wench* Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH) /Pops in, Slaps Lizzy on the back of the head... Come on.... we DOOOOO have standards.... Posted by: Beetlejuice at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (qh617) 139
"Oh no" she groaned titillatingly, "Don't subject me to a hyper-ironic event that would obviate my belief system and prove that I'm actually a hypocrite!"
"Of course I will" her tormentor grated, "Or else what would be the point of this entire poorly written screed thinly disguised as semi-literate pornography?" Then they embraced, irony flowing from their loins. Posted by: Any random page in that e-book at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (RD7QR) 140
'One day I'm standin' on the side of the Lord against sexual perversion, and the next I'm in prison orange watchin' a buck nekkid mulatto vixen 'bout to do impure things to herself and to my soul in one single, terrifyin' act'
Rapin' political opponents and Christians is funny!! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (fWAjv) 141
Did Lena find anything in Hillary's cooch during the interview? Pebbles? Tax Files? Emails? Dentures?"
Huma's chewed gum. Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (zXvqP) 142
And using the word "ravished" when talking about rape suggests that she actually wanted it.
Cue the lynch mob. Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (XiVKO) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (kff5f) 144
>>After the '08 election, he asked whether Palin would pose in Playboy or Penthouse.
I think Palin scared a lot of pj-boys because deep down, they knew not only that she was manlier than they are, and at the same time, a fully realized woman (beautiful, fertile, loved), but that she wouldn't give them a second look even if they were the last men on earth. They sensed that she didn't *need* them and their white-knighting they'd learned to do for crazy feminists. Scary. Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (NOIQH) 145
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Bravo, sir. Or madam, or however you choose to identify. Posted by: BurtTC I'm thinking, vapor? Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (+Q7pl) 146
Meanwhile, Talking Points Memo, which shrieks hysterically about sexualized attacks on women, [...]
FIFY Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (IN7k+) 147
you shrill grrrl?
Posted by: X at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (57fhp) 148
The evil patriarchs are tracked down and captured by the Warriors of
the Justice League of Social Justice. The patriarchs are then raped by a tranny named 'Caitlyn!' who has been imprisoned for a crime xe didn't commit. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 24, 2015 01:24 PM (7RXcs) I swear, I was reading this and thinking "no, this story won't work because it doesn't include Caintlyn Jenner," and sure enough, this is why we read books all the way to the end. Bravo, sir. Or madam, or however you choose to identify. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:36 PM (TOk1P) Cailyn Jenner, who is the most brave and beautiful person in the world... Posted by: Kyle at September 24, 2015 01:40 PM (qh617) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY) 150
Need some furry Yiffing cowbells in this story
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/TwistinBangs-body-painting-6.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:40 PM (24ia6) 151
There are many, many other terms of endearment that could be used for Cankles other than shrill.
Liar comes to mind. Haggard. User. Leech. Carpetbagger. Shark. Enabler. Panderer. Liar. Shrieker. Earsplitting. Screeching. Piercing. Blatant. Liar. Funny they don't object to "Cankles". Posted by: GBruno at September 24, 2015 01:40 PM (u49WF) 152
>>From 1960, the sword and sandal movie The Warrior
>>Empress starring Tina Louise as Sappho of Lesbos. That one needs to be restored for Blu-Ray. Posted by: JEM at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (o+SC1) 153
Wait, do these piece of crap e-books actually make any money? I have half a mind to transcribe my drunken ramblings if that's the case. Posted by: LibertarianJim at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (9TK8E) 154
Caitlyn Jenner's a real hero.
Posted by: PC Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (XiVKO) 155
Bruce Jenner always has his mouth open in every photo as if he is waiting for someone to shove a dick in it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe) 156
Posted by: LibertarianJim at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (9TK8E)
Considering they're basically free to publish... yes. The only question is how much. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f) 157
I call "whoo-whoo" on you, Bruce!
Posted by: PC Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:42 PM (XiVKO) 158
Katty Kay would wet her drawers if she heard Dennis Miller's exclamation after listening to Hillary screeching on the campaign trail in 2008--towit, "She sounds like my first ex wife."
Come on Kattty---admit it. There's a ring of truth in Miller's statement. Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 24, 2015 01:25 PM (Sda6L) I'd like to see someone make a comparison. Find dipshit's first ex and compare her to the two-time loser. (Yeah, I am not in a good mood today) Posted by: rd at September 24, 2015 01:42 PM (SukjU) 159
Did Lena find anything in Hillary's cooch during the interview? Pebbles? Tax Files? Emails? Dentures?"
Huma's chewed gum. That's nothing. I once found an entire set of dentures in one of my patients. I can't say who, of course Posted by: Huma's Gynocologist at September 24, 2015 01:42 PM (ZQfW9) 160
"Oh no" she groaned titillatingly, "Don't subject me
to a hyper-ironic event that would obviate my belief system and prove that I'm actually a hypocrite!" "Of course I will" her tormentor grated, "Or else what would be the point of this entire poorly written screed thinly disguised as semi-literate pornography?" Then they embraced, irony flowing from their loins. Posted by: Any random page in that e-book at September 24, 2015 01:38 PM (RD7QR) "Munch my carpet," she explained. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:42 PM (TOk1P) 161
AoS stylebook:
Social Justice League of Tranmerica Posted by: @votermom at September 24, 2015 01:42 PM (cbfNE) 162
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Bravo, sir. Or madam, or however you choose to identify. Posted by: BurtTC I'm thinking, vapor? Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (+Q7pl) How corporeal of me. I shall self-shun now. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:43 PM (TOk1P) 163
South Park doing a show featuring Donald Trump being raped to death in prison.
Now an e-book about Kim Davis being raped in prison by lesbians. I'm starting to detect a pattern here. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (a31sM) 164
Her other full length book is a whopping 75 pages.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (fWAjv) Posted by: Huma's Gynocologist at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (ZQfW9) 166
Erotic fanfic is a legitimate form of literature. My newest title, "The Pope and Ahmed" is a sixteen page, lusty romp that takes place entirely within the confines of a confessional booth. It's getting some pretty good reviews.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (1RNgT) Posted by: Ahmed at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (Q7RIU) 168
this ebook is 45 pages long so you know a lot of creative work went into it.
Pron usually does not, kinda its advantage. And really, anyone who wrote about Kim Davis in this way deserves whatever brain cells he/it/she/xe killed writing it. Posted by: Penfold at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (Fbt5B) 169
Hillary! 2016: Attack of the Shriller Shrew
Posted by: Cankles team, trying to find a tag line for the new campaign at September 24, 2015 01:44 PM (S7x7a) 170
Liberals don't abhor rape, they just want to decide who gets raped.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 01:45 PM (OpK2H) 171
How did TPM even know about this novella?
Posted by: Fatman at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (mcm0N) 172
162 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Bravo, sir. Or madam, or however you choose to identify. Posted by: BurtTC I'm thinking, vapor? Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:39 PM (+Q7pl) How corporeal of me. I shall self-shun now. Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2015 01:43 PM (TOk1P) Wait, saying someone had the 'vapors' had negative connotations to women in the last Century... Thus, the term is verboten... Wait.... verboten is German, and Hitler was German... can we use that term??? Posted by: Lefty Leftowski, confused by the new rules at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (qh617) 173
I figured a Tina Louise movie clip would serve as a good palette cleanser. Especially in that role.
https://youtu.be/TStoz3pPikU Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (24ia6) 174
South Park doing a show featuring Donald Trump being raped to death in prison.
And South Park is supposed to be hipster humor? No thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (1+XCd) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (fWAjv) 176
Bro, are you saying all German's are Nazi's?
Posted by: PC Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:47 PM (XiVKO) 177
organize a Twitter lynch mob if anyone so much as gently made fun of Michelle Obama's femininity.
"Caitlyn Jenner is more feminine than Michelle Obama." Cis-headexplosion. Posted by: wooga at September 24, 2015 01:47 PM (Htw9r) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 01:47 PM (fWAjv) 179
Posted by: wooga at September 24, 2015 01:47 PM (Htw9r)
That may be the most perfect SJW trolling line ever. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f) 180
Liberals don't abhor rape, they just want to decide who gets raped.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 24, 2015 01:45 PM (OpK2H) Sandra Bernhard wished for Sarah Palin to be "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she visted New York. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2015 01:48 PM (zF6Iw) 181
This might be a good time for me to ask, is Chaz a hym, or a hyr?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2015 01:48 PM (9mTYi) 182
176 Bro, are you saying all German's are Nazi's?
Posted by: PC Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:47 PM (XiVKO) Of course not, but I don't want to appropriate their culture... Posted by: Lefty Leftowski, confused by the new rules at September 24, 2015 01:48 PM (qh617) 183
Well that little story is no threat to Golden Isis then, my story stands at #322,641 on Amazon.
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:49 PM (24ia6) 184
>>Liberals don't abhor rape, they just want to decide who gets raped.
Nailed it in one sentence. Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (NOIQH) 185
South Park is right far more often than they are wrong.
And they certainly aren't hipster. People that were 18 when that show came on are almost 40 now. More Gen X than anything. Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (XiVKO) 186
Wait....so the ebook is about this Kim Davis--and not just a character that by coincidence has the name Kim Davis?
Wow--TPM as some issues as Freud might say. Posted by: Fatman at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (mcm0N) 187
Can we call her a dick? Palooka? Schmuck? Lunkhead? Ape? Goon? Oaf?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (dHTO7) 188
And o/t: but who can't enjoy the schadenfruede of the Brooklyn hipsters being opposed to their special snowflakes being sent to a almost all minority elementary school because the local school cannot accommodate them. NY Slimes has an article and bends over backwards to not call the hipsters racists. Which if this story happened in any other part of the country the NY Slimes would be leading with that word. If I could only bottle their tears.
Posted by: Penfold at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (Fbt5B) 189
I am going to make it a point to make sure everyone I talk to knows that I think Hillary is not shrill. I will keep repeating it until they get it. Not shrill. Not shrill. Not shrill.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 24, 2015 01:51 PM (4KoRb) 190
Their? Their?! Are you using otherising language to assert your superiority brah?
Posted by: PC Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:51 PM (XiVKO) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 01:51 PM (kff5f) 192
Don't forget that "ha-ha" lad mag article about who the author wanted to hate-f#$@.
Because hate-f$#@ is soooo not rapey, amirite? Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:51 PM (NOIQH) 193
173 I figured a Tina Louise movie clip would serve as a good palette cleanser. Especially in that role.
https://youtu.be/TStoz3pPikU Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (24ia6) Shouldn't that move be titled (SWIDT?) "Sappho Venus of Jigglia?" And to think Tina Louise was (after the fact) snotty about being in Gilligan's Island, and refused to have anything to do with the cast or with retrospectives. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:52 PM (oKE6c) 194
Remember when Joe Biden called Tea Partiers terrorists? Or when he told a black audience that Republicans wanted to put them back in chains?
That's the kind of high minded talk we need more of. Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2015 01:52 PM (OGm46) 195
185 South Park is right far more often than they are wrong. And they certainly aren't hipster. People that were 18 when that show came on are almost 40 now. More Gen X than anything. Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:50 PM (XiVKO) Yeah.... have not watched it in years until last episode... to see what it was all about... Now I can't wait until 'The Coon' lashes back at PC Coach... Posted by: BB Wolf at September 24, 2015 01:52 PM (qh617) 196
Which if this story happened in any other part of the country the NY Slimes would be leading with that word. If I could only bottle their tears.
Which you could then sell to the Horde for their popcorn. Extra salty. Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:52 PM (+Q7pl) 197
Sometimes Huma has to sleep on my bed to make sure I'm still alive.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 24, 2015 01:52 PM (8ZskC) 198
David Letterman can add an appendix in which Bristol Palin gets thrown in jail and raped.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (dHTO7) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (gW5Vg) 200
Wow, didn't know TPM required you to pay to comment there.
In weirder news, people actually pay to comment at TPM. They must be raking in tens of dollars. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (Wckf4) 201
Did I write this? I can't remember........
Posted by: Bernie the bolshivek at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (326rv) 202
I just loved that they compared SJW's to frat boys, the one group they hate above all others.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (XiVKO) 203
Remember when Joe Biden called Tea Partiers terrorists? Or when he told a black audience that Republicans wanted to put them back in chains?
That's the kind of high minded talk we need more of. THE LEFT WANTS TO PUT BLACKS'* IN BODYBAGS. *Babies. Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 01:54 PM (+Q7pl) 204
I doubt many of you ever saw them, but there were an entire series of "comic books" (which may or may not have ever been printed on paper -- I only ever saw them reproduced online) featuring Sarah Palin in several, for lack of a better term, "punitive erotic adventures" involving her getting raped (but of course enjoying it) by black men, who inevitably have 29-inch long penises.
It was a liberal rape-as-punishment fantasy, this time perpetrated against the femme-fatle villainous of that moment, who just happened to be Sarah Palin. But she particularly drove the lefties crazies, because the progressive men of course found her authentically attractive, so in the books she is drawn as a gigantic-boobed sex-bomb, who over and over gets trapped in alleyways by black gang members, or trapped in a campaign room by black janitors, etc. etc., when they proceed to gang-rape her, which she at first resists, but then begs for more. There is something uniquely evil in the leftist mind, noit just that they come up with these kind of sexual revenge punishments, but that they don't see how it's evil or hypocritical at all, and insist that they have the moral high ground. A decent villain at least knows he's a villain. The left is obsessed with this kind of thing. Remember "Swept Away...by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August", the Italian film from the '70s? The entire plot was an upper-class right-wing women trapped on an island with a lower-class communist guy, and is one long rape-as-punishment fantasy against conservatives (who of course begin to enjoy being raped). It's by now a standard leftist theme. And of course they do it in real life, whenever there is a communist revolution around the world. Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (jBuUi) 205
Sweet, Boston sports station WEEI is going to bring in the "Boston Accent Fishing Guy" to do one of their segments tomorrow. Michael Bergin, new celebrity Masshole.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (2cS/G) 206
So do you think there's any chance of getting a eBook published about raping lesbians straight?
No, I did not think so. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (kXoT0) 207
189 I am going to make it a point to make sure everyone I talk to knows that I think Hillary is not shrill. I will keep repeating it until they get it. Not shrill. Not shrill. Not shrill.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 24, 2015 01:51 PM (4KoRb) Totally agree. She is ear-piercingly smooth. When she speaks, she is so soothing my head wants to explode! Posted by: jwb7605 at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (DofIg) 208
Thanks AllenG, good luck on yours.
Jay, the real hoot in the movie is the 'plot' of it. It seems a Greek king has been jacking up the taxes so the peasants are revolting. The wounded leader of the rebellion manages to find sanctuary at the Temple of Aphrodite on the Island of Lesbos and meets Sappho. Guess should go back to writing. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (24ia6) 209
>>I just loved that they compared SJW's to frat boys, the one group they hate above all others.
Yep, white, heterosexual men running around lecturing everyone on tolerance. Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (NOIQH) 210
Her laugh can shake the fillings out of your teefs.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (XiVKO) 211
femme-fatle villainous = femme-fatal villainess
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi) 212
Russian navy to conduct drills near Israel
Not only is Fredo letting Iran get the Bomb and giving them a boat load of money to finance the destruction of Israel, he is, in by his own weakness, inviting the "Wolf" ( Russia ) right to Israel's door. Way to go Fredo Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 01:57 PM (gf8BH) 213
211 femme-fatle villainous = femme-fatal villainess
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi) Or even femme fatale Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 24, 2015 01:57 PM (gW5Vg) 214
Jay, the real hoot in the movie is the 'plot' of it. It seems a Greek king has been jacking up the taxes so the peasants are revolting. The wounded leader of the rebellion manages to find sanctuary at the Temple of Aphrodite on the Island of Lesbos and meets Sappho.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:56 PM (24ia6) I'm not into documentaries. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:57 PM (oKE6c) 215
Jack Straw
And those are the comments made by Joe Biden after some deliberation, imagine Joe Biden unleashed on Twitter. Posted by: Fatman at September 24, 2015 01:58 PM (mcm0N) 216
Well, then hipster in the sense of young hippies? I did know they're aren't young.
Donald Trump being raped in prison. Still, no thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2015 01:58 PM (1+XCd) Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:58 PM (jBuUi) 218
The Shrilla in Manila.
Posted by: Hillary, visiting the Phillipenes at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (S7x7a) 219
None of my lesbian fantasies involve Kim Davis.Posted by: Bandersnatch
--- What about Jim Davis. Posted by: Garfield at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (dHTO7) 220
Speaking of Sir Edmund Hillary, saw movie Everest a couple nights ago at home (don't ask, don't tell). Probably really magnificent and scary in Imax size - the visual effects anyway. The rest is same old story -- boy meets girl, boy knocks up girl, boy goes off to climb Mt Everest.
Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (sI4OA) 221
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
Posted by: Howard Beale at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (1xtIS) 222
So it's still okay to use the term 'drama queen' ?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (V8uX9) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (24ia6) 224
Have you seen Katy Kay? She's a dead ringer for Kathleen Parker but even dumber.
Posted by: Wendy at September 24, 2015 02:00 PM (bpemY) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 24, 2015 02:00 PM (659DL) 226
The PC term is actually Xhrill.
Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2015 02:01 PM (VndSC) 227
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (jBuUi)
I am getting a context for Bernie Sanders' theory on rape fantasies all of a sudden. Posted by: @votermom at September 24, 2015 02:01 PM (cbfNE) 228
So Mt. Everest is a metaphor for his manhood?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:01 PM (24ia6) 229
Someone should just tell Hillary! to "calm down." Then run like hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 02:02 PM (FsuaD) 230
Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 01:59 PM (sI4OA)
I'm tired of movies where "OH NOES! WE'RE ALL STUPID! HAVE SYMPATHY FOR US!!!!!" Which, it seems, that kind of movie inevitably is. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 24, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f) 231
I've never been a raper myself, but I can understand the attraction to hoochy-coochy girls that dress provocitabely with their right skirts or skinny-Minny shorts and especially those four inch come-fuck-me shoes. Posted by: Bill Clinton, America's CEO, Retired at September 24, 2015 02:02 PM (OiFtZ) 232
I doubt many of you ever saw them, but there were an entire series of "comic books" (which may or may not have ever been printed on paper -- I only ever saw them reproduced online) featuring Sarah Palin in several, for lack of a better term, "punitive erotic adventures" involving her getting raped (but of course enjoying it) by black men, who inevitably have 29-inch long penises.
If they're the ones I'm thinking of, they're by an "artist" called "Smudge," who specializes in white-middle-class-women-really-love-black-rape prOn. Completely without any merit whatsoever. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2015 02:03 PM (zF6Iw) 233
The one argument the feminazis use that aggravates me to no end is the claim that tough female bosses are referred to as bitches while tough male bosses are just referred to as tough.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 02:03 PM (V8uX9) Posted by: Sandra Fluke, glaring with arms folded. at September 24, 2015 02:04 PM (OD2ni) 235
I'm tired of movies where "OH NOES! WE'RE ALL STUPID! HAVE SYMPATHY FOR US!!!!!" Which, it seems, that kind of movie inevitably is.
Horror flicks. There's a commercial that pops that particular plot balloon, Geico, IIRC. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 02:05 PM (LUgeY) 236
233 The one argument the feminazis use that aggravates me to no end is the claim that tough female bosses are referred to as bitches while tough male bosses are just referred to as tough.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 02:03 PM (V8uX9) I always used the politically correct, totally gender-neutral term "that friggin' asshole." Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 24, 2015 02:05 PM (RD7QR) 237
Not shrill at all. I can't understand why anyone would think so. It's preposterous.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 24, 2015 02:05 PM (4KoRb) 238
In fairness, Trump cleaned that up this morning and said Rand Paul can be kind of shrill as well.
hahahahahahahahahaha. Funny cause it's true. Per Variety, Trump and Ailes are going to meet to iron out their differences. Rich Lowry losing his mind on M. Kelly probably set that in motion. The bias was becoming laughable. I wonder, how often did Rich practice that line in the mirror before he said it. What a joke. Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:05 PM (W7w/T) 239
***"There is something uniquely evil in the leftist mind, not just that they come up with these kind of sexual revenge punishments, but that they don't see how it's evil or hypocritical at all, and insist that they have the moral high ground."***
That's why I no longer buy into the old line "Liberals think conservatives are evil, conservatives think liberals are wrong" or however it goes. They are vile, repulsive, intellectually rotten, monstrous and completely totalitarian. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 02:06 PM (Wckf4) 240
re 304: been a long time since I saw that film. She was ratty selfish rich but I doubt the character knew the difference between Nixon and Nikon. She just wanted to be waited on hand hand foot. We could do a remake with Hillary and Sanders, call it "Swept Away... like trash", except the guy in the film knew how to survive, Sanders wouldn't know how to make a sandwich if he had a roll but no bread knife.
Posted by: mallfly at September 24, 2015 02:06 PM (qSIlh) 241
Personally, I loved the dulcet tone of Hillary's voice when reciting, "Ah ain't in no ways tahrd."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 02:07 PM (FsuaD) 242
Lena Dunham & Hillary in a room talking to each other.
The answer to the question; what would make it physically impossible for me to achieve an erection? Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 24, 2015 02:07 PM (wUFzV) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:07 PM (24ia6) 244
On a scale of 1-5, how many soiled tissues do you give the book?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (Z7G74) 245
227 Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 01:55 PM (jBuUi)
I am getting a context for Bernie Sanders' theory on rape fantasies all of a sudden. Posted by: @votermom If they're the ones I'm thinking of, they're by an "artist" called "Smudge," who specializes in white-middle-class-women-really-love-black-rape prOn. Completely without any merit whatsoever. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2015 02:03 PM (zF6Iw) And then there was this, part fo the same moment: http://tinyurl.com/pxcrzmy Bernhard defends Palin 'gang rape' joke also http://gawker.com/5052733/sandra-bernhard-on-sarah-palin-controversy-get-raped "Comedian Sandra Bernhard has liberals and conservatives alike crying and moaning because she recently joked to a Washington D.C. audience that Sarah Palin is a "turncoat bitch" who "would be gang raped by blacks in Manhattan" if she followed through on her threat to visit New York." Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (jBuUi) 246
I understand the fantasy about killing your enemies. No, I do.
I do not get the fantasy about raping your enemies. It has particular currency on the Left. Sigmund Freud, call your office. Posted by: AmishDude at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (Xd2w5) 247
Personally, I see what's going on. I think Ailes is very very concerned that the damage to Fox News may become permanent.
And viewers are really going to start looking for an alternative conservative news network. GOPe TV would probably get as much viewers as MSNBC. They suck that much. Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (W7w/T) 248
re: 'shrill'
suggested response: 1. At this point, what difference does it make? 2. We used that word because of a You tube video. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (326rv) 249
So Mt. Everest is a metaphor for his manhood? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015
Probably. I just knew from the git-go he wasn't coming back down that mountain at anything remotely approaching room temperature. Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (sI4OA) 250
Goldie Hawn in Overboard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (24ia6) 251
Is that Boner crying behind El Popeye on Drudge?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 24, 2015 02:09 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 24, 2015 02:09 PM (kqGWM) 253
Liberals love and fully approve of rape when it comes in the form of revenge porn against their political enemies.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt TrumpProd (tm) at September 24, 2015 02:09 PM (EdhH3) 254
Whiner Trump calling other people shrill should be the issue not the word.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 24, 2015 02:09 PM (V8uX9) 255
Someone should just tell Hillary! to "calm down." Then run like hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2015 02:02 PM I believe the AoSHQ Style Manual requires that to be "Calm yo' tits, Hillary!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2015 02:10 PM (KrAjA) 256
***"There is something uniquely evil in the leftist mind, not just that they come up with these kind of sexual revenge punishments, but that they don't see how it's evil or hypocritical at all, and insist that they have the moral high ground."***
This would explain their apathy toward Nigerian girls and women and children in Iraq and Kurdistan. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 24, 2015 02:10 PM (326rv) 257
So is this story of mine properly revenge fiction?
https://www.libertyislandmag.com/creator/atelier/content.html?ln=hotwater Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:10 PM (24ia6) 258
Caitlyn Jenner, who is the most brave and beautiful person in the world...
Posted by: Kyle --- TRANS POWER!!! Posted by: Caitlyn Jennera at September 24, 2015 02:10 PM (dHTO7) 259
Blonde, "Why don't we get into the car?"
"Lets go hide in the tool shed!" The tool shed is too small. We need to split up !!!!! Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at September 24, 2015 02:10 PM (qOsoH) 260
amishdude,
yeah the rape thing is weird. the muzzies are into it. now, back in the day you could hatefuck a lefty chick. but I was never into the rape thing. lol Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:11 PM (W7w/T) Posted by: Soothsayer at September 24, 2015 02:12 PM (BvMja) 262
I'm just glad I don't have to go to prison. They might have sent me to the *wrong* prison.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:12 PM (dHTO7) 263
Goldie Hawn in Overboard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:08 PM (24ia6) Gloria Swanson in The Admirable Crichton. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 24, 2015 02:12 PM (zF6Iw) 264
***"Comedian Sandra Bernhard has liberals and conservatives alike crying and moaning because she recently joked to a Washington D.C. audience that Sarah Palin is a "turncoat bitch" who "would be gang raped by blacks in Manhattan" if she followed through on her threat to visit New York."***
Ahhh, liberal self-awareness. Their concept of blacks' proper role in society rarely stays hidden very well. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 02:13 PM (Wckf4) 265
Liberals love and fully approve of rape when it comes in the form of revenge porn against their political enemies.
=========== And its always by blacks. In gangs, no less. Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:13 PM (3ZtZW) 266
I find this book hard to believe.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 24, 2015 02:14 PM (326rv) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:14 PM (zOTsN) 268
It's always black guys because, projection.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 02:14 PM (XiVKO) 269
Has Hillary started carrying a mattress yet?
Okay, not "carrying", maybe towing one behind her walker, because that would be awesome. Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2015 02:14 PM (JBggj) Posted by: Jasper at September 24, 2015 02:15 PM (evdj2) Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 02:15 PM (gf8BH) 272
I understand the fantasy about killing your enemies. No, I do.
I do not get the fantasy about raping your enemies. It has particular currency on the Left. Sigmund Freud, call your office. It's secks as dominance. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2015 02:15 PM (LUgeY) 273
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 02:14 PM (XiVKO)
What are they projecting beyond racism? Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:15 PM (3ZtZW) 274
Just that, their own racism.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 02:15 PM (XiVKO) 275
Has Hillary started carrying a mattress yet?
Okay, not "carrying", maybe towing one behind her walker, because that would be awesome. And handy for those afternoon naps Grandma needs. Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 02:16 PM (evdj2) 276
265 Liberals love and fully approve of rape when it comes in the form of revenge porn against their political enemies.
=========== And its always by blacks. In gangs, no less. Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:13 PM (3ZtZW) Don't forget it always takes place in prison. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 24, 2015 02:16 PM (Z7G74) 277
Just in time for
Posted by: Hillary and zombie Michael Jackson 278
34 OK, Trump should refer to Hillary as "burly."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c) That's how I used to refer to Janet Reno. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 24, 2015 02:17 PM (u0lmX) 279
I'm kinda Popexhausted today, so any insight will be seriously lacking.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 02:17 PM (XiVKO) 280
***"What are they projecting beyond racism?"***
The fact that their own fantasies involve gang rape by black men. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 24, 2015 02:17 PM (Wckf4) 281
Bruce Jenner always has his mouth open in every photo as if he is waiting for someone to shove a dick in it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! --- When the botoxed me, they did it with my mouth open so I wouldn't starve to death. But I'm autogynephilic. I'm gonna live every man's fantasy of being a lesbian. Face it, if you like lesbian porn, you want to be me. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:17 PM (dHTO7) Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:18 PM (W7w/T) 283
"Thank G-D I can still use Scrunt"
I see you didn't get the memo on this. I'll make sure you get a copy Posted by: SJW Bill Lumbergh at September 24, 2015 02:18 PM (AbFmZ) 284
Random factoid:
The English language developed its rich plethora of insults and slang-terms in response to early anglo-frankish SJWs with broadaxes and longbows objecting to use of early Frisian swearwords. Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:19 PM (3ZtZW) 285
Janet Reno was more Lurch from Addams Family, long before Jean Francois Cary stole the look and moniker.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:19 PM (24ia6) 286
>>The fact that their own fantasies involve gang rape by black men.
Always with us ethnic men, eh? Posted by: Paolo, who shtupp's your wife w/your permission at September 24, 2015 02:19 PM (NOIQH) 287
Who is Kim Davis, and why do feminists want vicarious vengeance upon her?
Posted by: Dianna at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (DV/Ik) 288
Can we have another thread that isn't about Hillary's meat-flaps. And by meat-flaps, I mean vocal chords, morons.
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (1DH1V) Posted by: Paolo, who shtupps your wife w/your permission at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (zOTsN) 291
And its always by blacks. In gangs, no less.
Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails --- I'm pretty certain Jeb! fantasizes about being gang raped by Latino men. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:21 PM (dHTO7) Posted by: Barry O at September 24, 2015 02:21 PM (FwRqg) 293
Who is Kim Davis, and why do feminists want vicarious vengeance upon her?
========== Prolly more the gays, becoz she's that KY county clerk what objected to signing gay marriage docs. Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:21 PM (3ZtZW) 294
Katty Kay? You mean the co-author of a book (and best buddy) with Claire Shipman, who herself is married to Jay Carney-Barker?
That Katty Kay? Incestuous relations alert! Posted by: MTF at September 24, 2015 02:21 PM (TxJGV) 295
287 Who is Kim Davis, and why do feminists want vicarious vengeance upon her?
Posted by: Dianna at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (DV/Ik) The Democrat County Clerk in Texas who refused to issue gay marriage licenses. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 02:21 PM (fWAjv) 296
"Twat" still Okey-dokey?
Posted by: Paolo, who shtupps your wife w/your permission at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (NOIQH) Borderline. I'd use "quim", particularly when it's preceded by "mewling". Posted by: Armando at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (FwRqg) 297
. Face it, if you like lesbian porn, you want to be me.Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:17 PM (dHTO7
Nah. No thanks. It's simple math -- just like poker -- four tits beats two tits. Posted by: se pa moron at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (sI4OA) 298
Oops. Thought it was Texas.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (fWAjv) 299
Who is Kim Davis, and why do feminists want vicarious vengeance upon her? Posted by: Dianna The Rowan Co., KY, Court Clerk who refused to issue marriage certificates in the wake of the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriages, and temporarily ended up in jail in contempt of Federal Court. Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (/Ho8c) Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (W7w/T) 301
And its always by blacks. In gangs, no less.
They "know" that we are so racist that it matters who beats us. Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 02:22 PM (evdj2) Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:23 PM (3ZtZW) 303
My CPU can support various tonal gradations as required to manipulate the humanoid central nervous system for optimum output of campaign donations.
Posted by: Hillary Shrill Cyberdyke Model 101 at September 24, 2015 02:23 PM (xudgf) 304
"I'm pretty certain Jeb! fantasizes about being gang raped by Latino men."
Jeb: No! No! No!....Si! Si! Si! Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 24, 2015 02:23 PM (AbFmZ) 305
>>That Katty Kay?
Katty Kay, Mornin Joe regular who could not mock and slander Palin enough in 2008. That this scrunt has now assigned herself head of the misogynist no-no words police is rich, indeed. Posted by: Paolo, who shtupps your wife w/your permission at September 24, 2015 02:24 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 02:24 PM (+Q7pl) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:24 PM (24ia6) 308
South Park doing a show featuring Donald Trump being raped to death in prison.
And South Park is supposed to be hipster humor? No thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2015 01:46 PM (1+XCd) Well, last night's South Park was pretty confused comedically and intellectually. Probably a B- for them. The "Caitlyn" Jenner/PC Principle was right on target. Mr Garrison lamenting the overflow of illegal Canadians was pretty funny. As was the wall Canadians built to keep US citizens out. But, they went waaaayyy off course with Mr Garrison's solution to the immigrant flood which was to "fuck them to death" and, of course, all those stupid red state people agreed with that. But, it turned out, that the "Donald Trump-manque who was PM of Canada was the reason for all the Canadians fleeing their country. So, Mr Garrison went to Canada to rape the PM of Canada to death so all the Canadians would return to their own country. See what I mean? I think the main point was just to get people to have an image in their mind of Trump being raped to death as an indirect humiliation...just part of the ongoing MSM attempt to Palinize Trump. Comedically, it would have made much more sense and been much funnier to have- Jeb! raped to death by a gang of illegal Canadian immigrants all the while squealing: "It's an act of love!!! It's an act of Love!!!" YMMV Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2015 02:25 PM (0cMkb) 309
Question:
could Trump say that if he wins the nomination he's going to cut Hillary's balls off? Is that fair game now? Posted by: prescient11 at September 24, 2015 02:25 PM (W7w/T) 310
"Twat" still Okey-dokey?
Posted by: Paolo, who shtupps your wife w/your permission at September 24, 2015 02:20 PM (NOIQH) Depends on her size and Branch of Service Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 02:25 PM (gf8BH) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:25 PM (zOTsN) 312
STEREOTYPIN'
Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:23 PM (3ZtZW) I know I know. Texans are all genius clockmakers. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (fWAjv) 313
Dowager of the Democratic Party
Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:25 PM (zOTsN) I like that... Well done Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (gf8BH) 314
Anyhow, nah.... the gangrape by black men trope is a feature of prison horror stories where its presumably OK and encouraged to happen more or less.
I mean, shit, none of that has to happen in an environment where everybody is watched 24/7 but it certainly does. By some estimates at a higher rate than male/female rape in the outside world. It isn't a blind spot sort of thing. Can't be. Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (3ZtZW) 315
Unshrill:
>>>15 I was watching MSLSD when Katty Kay (who the hell is she?)<<< Well, she's no Enki Bracaj. http://preview.tinyurl.com/okelk24 pulse 2 para español 15 Yo estaba viendo MSLSD cuando Katty Kay (¿quién demonios es ella?) Bueno, ella no es Enki Bracaj. http://preview.tinyurl.com/okelk24 Posted by: Ralph at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (HJbDF) Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2) 317
Netflix Changes Pocahontas Description After Critics Say It's Sexist
http://tinyurl.com/ohb7oqs Fulfilling life trawling around Netflix summaryies looking for something to be offended by. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:28 PM (24ia6) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:28 PM (zOTsN) 320
the old black heroin dealer (Miss V, I think her name was)?
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 24, 2015 01:35 PM (XiVKO) Don't look at me!!! I'm not old (yet), I'm not black and I gave up heroin dealing years ago! Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 24, 2015 02:28 PM (u0lmX) 321
Why can't otherwise normal, functional people see this double standard ?
I know I've beat this to death, but the mass self-delusion of people seems exactly like the shit I read describing German society during Hitler's rise. Posted by: Irony at September 24, 2015 02:28 PM (tFWWx) 322
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Piss flaps okay? Ham Wallet. H/T EoJ. Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2) lol. I miss that guy. Posted by: rebel flounder at September 24, 2015 02:29 PM (1DH1V) 323
could Trump say that if he wins the nomination he's going to cut Hillary's balls off? Is that fair game now?Posted by: prescient11
--- Shit. Guess I'll have to run against Trump. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:29 PM (dHTO7) 324
I know I know. Texans are all genius clockmakers. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 24, 2015 02:26 PM (fWAjv) *sings* Well, I'm a long tall Texan I made a suitcase clock Well, I'm a long tall Texan I made a suitcase clock (He comes from Texas with a suitcase clock) Well, people look at me and say Heyup, heyup is that a bomb? Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2015 02:29 PM (0cMkb) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:29 PM (24ia6) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:29 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2015 02:30 PM (+Q7pl) Posted by: ThunderB at September 24, 2015 02:30 PM (zOTsN) 329
All I care about is that the next Republican organize an effective and devastating (open, fair, fully public) process for our retribution against these scumbags in government agencies and in the press.
Lets follow the South African model: give the defendant a chance to publicly confess in full and achieve forgiveness, or fight and face the results. Posted by: MTF at September 24, 2015 02:31 PM (TxJGV) 330
I know I've beat this to death, but the mass self-delusion of people seems exactly like the shit I read describing German society during Hitler's rise.
===== OMG I know! People: The Prius is NOT a good car! I know it seems economical becoz you save so much on gas but *think* about how much the inevitable battery replacement will cost! Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:32 PM (3ZtZW) 331
Hillary! the Horrid Harridan
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2015 02:32 PM (24ia6) 332
nood pope
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 24, 2015 02:33 PM (1DH1V) 333
>>>organize an effective and devastating (open, fair, fully public) process for our retribution against these scumbags in government agencies and in the press.
For most, even Obama. But when it comes comes to Shinseki, Lerner, Holder and Deval Patrick, they deserve the full Mussolini treatment. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:36 PM (dHTO7) 334
I knew I should have taken off my willow costume.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 24, 2015 02:37 PM (dHTO7) 335
I know I've beat this to death, but the mass
self-delusion of people seems exactly like the shit I read describing German society during Hitler's rise. ===== OMG I know! People: The Prius is NOT a good car! I know it seems economical becoz you save so much on gas but *think* about how much the inevitable battery replacement will cost! Posted by: Bigby's Press-on Fingernails at September 24, 2015 02:32 PM OK, both of you just stop that. Right now. Posted by: The Chciken at September 24, 2015 02:38 PM (KrAjA) 336
Damn it! Off, fowl, fat-fingered sock!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2015 02:39 PM (KrAjA) Posted by: WaldoTJ at September 24, 2015 02:39 PM (M1MpJ) 338
The real Kim Davis is way too skinny and good-lucking to be a lesbian.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2015 02:50 PM (kfcYC) 339
338 The real Kim Davis is way too skinny and good-lucking to be a lesbian. Posted by: Dirks Strewn That should be "good-looking". "Pretty" would have worked better. I was in a hurry looking for Lesbian prison porn. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 24, 2015 02:54 PM (kfcYC) 340
I believe the Hollywood reporter term was "dusky baritone."
That's like the opposite of Shrill, yet still gets the point across. Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 24, 2015 03:00 PM (xq1UY) 341
Lesbian prison rape? I thought women were opposed to rape.
Posted by: Hank at September 24, 2015 04:03 PM (JyDJn) 342
I know alot of gay girls, as well as straight guys. I have never, not once, heard a single one of them make any type of remark that would indicate that anyone on earth has found Kim Davis sexually attractive. I know that some guys have found that hard to resist, based on her multiple marriages and children out of wedlock, but to me, it's a mystery. I also know 'rape' is not about sex but about power and anger, per the SJWs, but pity the poor fool jail lesbian that gets assigned that task by the sisterhood.
Posted by: Pancake at September 24, 2015 05:34 PM (TqdUa) 343
Katty is blonde, with an accent, and quite the rack.. it's the trifecta of media success....plus, for a Brit, she has decent teeth....
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