The Once-InEVITAble Hillary Now Only Draws <i>One Third</i> of Democrats in Support

The Once-InEVITAble Hillary Now Only Draws One Third of Democrats in Support

And Biden's at 25%, in a three-way race including the increasingly-likely Biden bid.

Why is Grandma Barker falling so precipitously? Maybe it's her unwinning personality, or maybe it's because she talks like a mobster.

Months into her email scandal, Hillary Clinton is still trying to get away with lines like, "There's no evidence of that." Oh, and answering questions with laughter.
No wonder she keeps falling in the polls -- behind a 74-year-old Brooklyn-born socialist in the first two primary states, where more folks are paying attention.
On CNN’s "The Situation Room" last week, she faced questions about the claim by New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie that she should face criminal charges for using a private email account and server to conduct official State Department business, including emails with highly classified information.
Clinton burst into laughter.
She kept up the giggling when asked about the chance that hackers from Russia or China broke into her server to glean national-security secrets. And then gave the lawyerly answer, "There's no evidence of that."

"There's no evidence of that" sounds a lot like a guilty person who only disputes the State's ability to make a case stick, not the underlying charges.

Which is exactly what this is.

Below, from this past weekend, Hillary Clinton shows off that "humor and heart" she promised us more of.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM

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1 first?

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 02:47 PM (AkOaV)

2 again? wow, I need to get a life.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 02:47 PM (AkOaV)

3 Why is Grandma Barker falling so precipitously? Maybe it's her unwinning personality, or maybe it's because she talks like a mobster.

And maybe its because Jarjar and Obama have their knives out because they can not stand her.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 23, 2015 02:47 PM (t2KH5)

4 Mecha-Hillary is unstoppable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (evdj2)

5 We ask for Albanan girl and we get Hillary. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (iQIUe)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

7 At this point I almost hope the Dems nominate her, but I have a hunch they are not that stupid... The Republicans are stupid enough to push Jeb, but the Dems...nah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (DUoqb)

8 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

9 And maybe its because Jarjar and Obama have their knives out because they can not stand her.

And they want crazy Uncle Joe because He will be easier to manipulate...

Posted by: donna at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (hUdMz)

10 Okay, checked the content. god, that cackle.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (AkOaV)

11 Stupid working-at-work.

Did I miss anything fun?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)

12 "There's no evidence of that" ---> "Yeah, but you'll never prove I did it!!!" says every guilty suspect cornered by Columbo

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

13 Work is the bane of the Drinking Class, Allen.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 23, 2015 02:50 PM (evdj2)

14 I eagerly await the next Hillary! related Burning Skeleton Head.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2015 02:50 PM (6xtq3)

15 Who double-crossed her and didn't make sure the emails disappeared?

Posted by: Ever at September 23, 2015 02:50 PM (QZdJj)

16 the Sanders mob is having a ball about Hillary! now saying she's against the Keystone pipeline

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 02:50 PM (qSIlh)

17 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246445/

Joe stabs Bernie because insufficient attention from Hillary?

I believe Amazon has a Subscribe-and-Save on mind-bleach.

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2015 02:51 PM (o+SC1)

18 11 Stupid working-at-work.

Did I miss anything fun?

The usual Trump with a smattering of pope for good measure...

Posted by: donna at September 23, 2015 02:51 PM (hUdMz)

19 And maybe its because Jarjar and Obama have their knives out because they can not stand her.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 23, 2015 02:47 PM

That may be. but she's helping them by being such a lousy candidate and lying most of the time whenever she opens her mouth.

Posted by: Farmer at September 23, 2015 02:51 PM (o/90i)

20 What a clown show a Biden/Sanders/Hillbot debate would be. If it ever happens.

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (xwPSp)

21 Do you think Shillery moans or talks during sex?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (jsWA8)

22 Hillary will stroke out again before the Convention.

Posted by: Grump928(c) predicts at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (evdj2)

23
Hillary speech:

http://www.text2speech.org/FW/getfile.php?file=a0dfdd3f9194f10c589d992fb3029548%2Fspeech.mp3

Posted by: dan-O at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (ByqK7)

24 I'm boycotting the HQ until I get some respect. Respect and hooters!

Posted by: joey biden at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (+W1gD)

25 Here's looking at your next president, unless Trump or Cruz takes the nomination. And possibly even then because the Establishment Repubs will either stay home or vote for a Democrat or third party to avoid voting for an outsider.

Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (9UV3C)

26 "I'm a real person!"

There's no evidence of that...

Posted by: Shadow Czar at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (LZosW)

27 >>"There's no evidence of that."

Will never forget Hillary's first interview after the Lewinsky scandal broke. She told Matt Lauer:

"Matt, the allegations will never be proved true" or something really close to that.

This was before the blue dress, of course.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 02:52 PM (NOIQH)

28 I'm virtually certain it won't be Sanders. Too many (yes, even Democrats) are still not down with the Socialist label, and it's way too easy to say, "He's a socialist."

Also, I would think it would be easy enough for the Democrats simply to deny him the nomination given the fact he's not a registered Democrat.

Between Joey Choo-Choo and Ma Clinton? IDK. I would bet on Joey Choo-Choo. Clinton is just off-putting, whereas Biden actually has char-isn't-ma. He's much like Trump in that way, but with less accomplishment.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (kff5f)

29 I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (zoehZ)

30 I am a real person...

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (5emfi)

31 Hillary's still alive?

Posted by: Feh at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (gkagX)

32 as off topic, a funny line about the movie starring Redford about Dan Rather getting caught showing MS Word docs as proof that Bush did or didn't do something:

And that's just what the filmmaker did, as much of the movie is devoted to the details and the process of how Mapes reported the story, often guided by Rather's sage feedback.

[sage, because he was busy and couldn't give them any thyme, ha ha]

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (qSIlh)

33 17 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246445/

Joe stabs Bernie because insufficient attention from Hillary?

I believe Amazon has a Subscribe-and-Save on mind-bleach.
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2015 02:51 PM (o+SC1)

As we used to say in college, a threesome with 2 dudes in a chick is really 2 (redacted word for homosexuals, NTTAWWT)'s and a (redacted word that Rush Limbaugh used to describe Sandra Fluke).

Guess that jokes no longer funny in the PC world we live in.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (AkOaV)

34 That is, if Hillary doesn't have a stroke in front of a camera or if she doesn't go to jail. In either of those cases, all bets are off.

Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (9UV3C)

35 Hate to go OT so early but : Clock Kid's Older Sister Was Suspended For Bomb Threat When She Was In Middle School

http://tinyurl.com/q6km77h

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (TJCSB)

Posted by: Glenn Doherty, Sean Smith, Chris Stephens and Tyrone Woods at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (0dcbp)

37 Work is the bane of the Drinking Class, Allen.

With this client, I'm beginning to agree with you.

Sometimes it really sucks to be a teetotaler.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (kff5f)

38 Biden announcement after pope leaves. This perfectly fits the prediction by Conservative Treehouse. Almost to the day.

Wall Street is worried Trump has the nomination. They CANNOT afford him to run against a very weakened Clinton (who they also control).

Thus enter the more viable candidate they also control - Biden.

fun times, fun times. I should be happy as it appears that the money men think Trump has the nom, but it is eery to watch all this crap play out.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (q5APL)

39 Call off your fucking dogs!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (3tjn4)

40 "I am not a Witch" was a better political line then "I'm a real person!" exclaimed accused robot Hillary Clinton

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (AkOaV)

41 Democrats in a three way?
So it goes to the convention and the super delegates?

Bernie has the people while Stalin and Trotsky go to war?

Meanwhile, in the real world, Hitler reaches Moscow in the dead of winter.

I thought someone made that movie once already?

Posted by: Hayfield Volkovski at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (y8vDL)

42 re 9: didn't I read that yesterday? Will check...

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 02:54 PM (qSIlh)

43 Was that her laughing, or did somebody drag their fingernails across a chalkboard?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (wAQA5)

44 So, Joe:

Do you take the percentage of the black vote that an Obama endorsement and his hand-picked (presumably black) VP would get you, or do you think that the broader electorate - including pretty much every non-professoriate white voter in the country, who already regards Obama as an arrant racist - will penalize you more than you would gain by knuckling under to King Putt?

Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (o+SC1)

45 I wonder if Hillary! is going all Captain Queeg at campaign headquarters when these little tidbits are floated out by the WH?

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (6xtq3)

46 If you've got to insist that you're a real person then you know there's some doubt about it. And also that there's a buggy subroutine.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

47 Was that her laughing

I thinks she's having a seizure.

Posted by: Grump928(c) predicts at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (evdj2)

48 Hillary is charmless.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

49 Allen G.I was wondering where you've been.
I am not watching Mrs. Clinton as Rush calls her.

Posted by: Carol at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (Ybexd)

50 Hate to go OT so early but : Clock Kid's Older Sister Was Suspended For Bomb Threat When She Was In Middle School

http://tinyurl.com/q6km77h
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2015 02:53 PM (TJCSB)

Yeah i saw that. And that dope Fredo is still going to have that set up family over to the White House? Geez

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (DUoqb)

51
I'm old enough to remember Ted Kennedy in 1980, running for the democrat nomination, and having no answers for anything related to his ability to do the job other than his last name.

Clinton seems to be a repeat of the Kennedy plan, except Kennedy had a lower body count when he tried it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (TLc8G)

52 When Biden jumps in, you'll know the FBI has something on her.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (so+oy)

53 35
Hate to go OT so early but : Clock Kid's Older Sister Was Suspended For Bomb Threat When She Was In Middle School

http://tinyurl.com/q6km77h

And the kids called him " The Bombmaker".

Wonder why?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (0dcbp)

54 Bill Clinton says things like that too: "I don't think you'll find any evidence of that."

Not "Hillary didn't do that" but "there is no evidence of it . . . (because we already destroyed all the evidence, and that's why you won't find any)."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (a31sM)

55 There are pluses and minuses to being an unreal person, too.

Posted by: 35 million aborted babies at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (gkagX)

56 "There's no evidence of that" ---> "Yeah, but you'll never prove I did it!!!" says every guilty suspect cornered by Columbo

"Oh. One more question".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (hUQVp)

57 Let me explain to you just how likeable I actually am. I don't always get fair credit for this.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

58 40,

Pay no attention to the Humador hiding beneath her skirt.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (fjZl+)

59 Hillary, with pantsuit around ankles.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (GdFQh)

60
"I am a real person"

And Barry is a Christian.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (wAQA5)

61 WE decide who will be President, and, right now, we ain't feelin' it for ol' Hillary. Maybe that'll change, but not today, and not soon. Now go get me a live fetus so I'll have something to munch on while I make up this evening's news.

Posted by: Corrupt Media at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (nFICN)

62 Somebody just needs to ask Hillary to divide how many times she's broken the law by zero.

Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (5emfi)

63 Hillary is charmless.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

Too dayum bad she's not harmless.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (kXoT0)

64 "Biden announcement after pope leaves."

And right after Joey Choo-Choo gives a bunch of interviews talking up what he claims to be his deep Catholic bona fides, to pick up some of the reflected papal glow.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (noWW6)

65 She talks like a mobster because she is a . . .

hold on, somebody's ringing the doorbell . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (/j9PE)

66 If hillary continues to plummet and i see no reason why she will not, I suspect another Candidate besides the one's already mentioned will get in the race...cough..warren..cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (DUoqb)

67 "Below, from this past weekend, Hillary Clinton shows off that "humor and heart" she promised us more of."

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and their marketing division have a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stock up on Trumpian Terrors from the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

68 In-EVITA-ble. Hahaha! Don't cry for me, Chappaqua.

Posted by: no good deed at September 23, 2015 02:57 PM (GgxVX)

69 I am a real hu-man being. 1100111010001101010

Posted by: Hillary Robot Clinton at September 23, 2015 02:58 PM (nFICN)

70 Yeah i saw that. And that dope Fredo is still going to have that set up family over to the White House? Geez
_________________

Maybe he should re-invite Bergdahl's parents and Skippy Gates too. Then they can all have a big "We Hate America" party on the White House lawn.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 23, 2015 02:58 PM (a31sM)

71 I hope Ed Klein is on Hannity radio show today to talk about new book about Hillary.
From what I've heard she has serious health issues.

Posted by: Carol at September 23, 2015 02:58 PM (Ybexd)

72 Hillary! now only draws one-third of Democrats in support hose.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2015 02:58 PM (wAQA5)

73 I was wondering where you've been.

Yesterday I called in dead, and slept pretty well literally all day.

Today I've been busy working-at-work, trying to find a way to get this project I'm on turned around. I think I'm about to change its code-name to "HMS Titanic."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 02:58 PM (kff5f)

74 Hillary is a miserable and nasty candidate. The only reason she had ever made it to the White House was because her husband wasn't having sex with other women in the 90s.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (VndSC)

75 Not likeable? NOT LIKEABLE?!?!?

*throws dishes*

Posted by: Hillary the Likeable at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (gkagX)

76 Random-Americans are usually charmed by my funny anecdotes and unexpected bon mots.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (8ZskC)

77 Hillary has the charisma of a hammerhead shark. Jebus, real person or not, she's as charming as a freshly pinched cat turd.

Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (3tjn4)

78 44 So, Joe:

Do you take the percentage of the black vote that an Obama endorsement and his hand-picked (presumably black) VP would get you, or do you think that the broader electorate - including pretty much every non-professoriate white voter in the country, who already regards Obama as an arrant racist - will penalize you more than you would gain by knuckling under to King Putt?
Posted by: JEM at September 23, 2015 02:55 PM (o+SC1)

Uhh...I would challenge your premise and say that If Obama were running again he would win the Presidency again. Because Media. Because Voter Fraud. Because LIV's. Because Black. My opinion is that about 33% view Obama as you describe him (accurately) an Arrant Racist.

Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (9UV3C)

79 After watching that CBS video, I reiterate that her strategy should be to do zero interviews, zero debates, and have zero appearances and hope she can hold on. She is simply a horrible politician. She should be hidden from every public appearance and just hope - hope - that Warren doesn't jump into this race.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2015 03:00 PM (gmeXX)

80 Clinton burst into ~~laughter~~ cackle.

FIFH.

But of course she cackled. She knows. She bought that Scot-Free card from the devil.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2015 03:00 PM (ODxAs)

81

You know how they always measure political candidates by the "is he the sort of a guy you'd want to have a beer with" question?

With Hillary? I wouldn't. Even if it was Spotted Cow.

Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 23, 2015 03:00 PM (dFi94)

82 This is shaping up to be the greatest election of all time. The general will be a:

Robot or Elder Socialist or Retard vs Billionaire Clown or Bad Face Woman

Turnout should be stratospheric.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 23, 2015 03:00 PM (+lsX1)

83 Hillary has the charisma of a hammerhead shark

You have this one chance to retract that statement, or we're suing you for libel.

And freshly pinched cat turds will be signing on as co-litigants.

Posted by: Hammerhead Sharks at September 23, 2015 03:00 PM (kff5f)

84 I hope she hangs on bitterly and goes thermonuclear on Biden - I don't want it to be quick and clean. Messy is better.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (6xtq3)

85 Hillary 5.0 is bad no matter what. This humor and heart persona, if real, is just plain creepy and off-putting, psychotic looking even. If it is fake (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) then she is disingenuous and manipulative (bingo!). In the trade we call that a Lose/Lose.

Posted by: steve walsh at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (wFwCH)

86 The line "there is no evidence of that" sounds like it comes from a bad tv legal drama. Which seems quite apropos.

Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (Fbt5B)

87 How did none of us mention this?

http://tinyurl.com/pohhjle

SFW

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

88 I'm old enough to remember Ted Kennedy in 1980, running for the democrat nomination, and having no answers for anything related to his ability to do the job other than his last name.

Clinton seems to be a repeat of the Kennedy plan, except Kennedy had a lower body count when he tried it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (TLc8G)

Agreed. Additionally, Ted was more charming that Hillary. He actually thought he should be President because of his brothers, he thought American owed him for suddenly being the head of the wildly dysfunctional Kennedy clan.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

89 If and when Hillary gets knocked out of the race, how much does she help the nominee?

Does she provide monetary help?

Does she provide any email lists?

Does she push any volunteers to support the other candidate?

Does she try and share her state level operations?

My guess is no. She'll take her ball and go home.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (+do1l)

90 Hillary '16: It's all circumstantial!

Hillary '16: You can't prove anything!

Hillary '16: On the advice of counsel...

Posted by: DrSteve at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (2+H1P)

91 I warned her about this.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (vB0bV)

92 "I am not a Witch" was a better political line then "I'm a real person!" exclaimed accused robot Hillary Clinton
__________________

Yeah, but if you get to the point where it's necessary to say either one of those lines to voters, you're already toast.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (a31sM)

93 "I'm old enough to remember Ted Kennedy in 1980, running for the democrat
nomination, and having no answers for anything related to his ability
to do the job other than his last name."

I'm *so* proud of my service in the historic and triumphantly successful Obama administration, and I hope you'll join with me in my efforts to fix all of the massive problems with America that somehow escaped the attention of that administration during the last six and a half years.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (noWW6)

94 The line "there is no evidence of that" sounds like it comes from a bad tv legal drama. Which seems quite apropos.

"I didn't, you can't prove it, there's not evidence, nobody saw me..."

~Calvin

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (kff5f)

95 And the kids called him " The Bombmaker".

Wonder why?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 23, 2015 02:56 PM (0dcbp)

Because a bunch of teenagers think that's the heights of humor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stock up on Trumpian Terrors from the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

96 Hillary.

Hillary, dear.

Time to empty the files, dear.

Go down swinging, sweetie, go down swinging.

Posted by: filbert at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (/j9PE)

97 Hillary in a congressional hearing where they have a flow chart on a huge projector of the Clinton Foundation people...like in The Godfather.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (4ErVI)

98 NO CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITY!!1!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

99 "There's no evidence of that"

Yes, it's extremely unlikely that a country (China) that can steal every bit of information about every government employee would also steal top secret information off an unsecured private server.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (LXJ1e)

100 Don't you think she looks tired?

Posted by: The Tenth Doctor at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (O7MnT)

101 How did none of us mention this?

http://tinyurl.com/pohhjle

SFW

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Greatness! (Really liked that movie)

Posted by: Dang at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (2oWD2)

102 Hillary has to know some dirty little secrets about barry and valjar.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (iQIUe)

103 Nice to see her in trying out the orange.

She should get used to that.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (zLv2s)

104 Debates are gonna be fun.

Of course we'll be told how statesman like the D candidates performed.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (Y0HxE)

105 *throws dishes*
Posted by: Hillary the Likeable at September 23, 2015 02:59 PM (gkagX)

Actually, her specialty is very heavy leaded crystal ashtrays and paperweights. Lethal weapons used in many bludgeoning deaths.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (kXoT0)

106 "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit." Oh wait, that was real.

Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (Fbt5B)

107 Do you wingnuts have a Liberty Medal? Well, DO YOU??!!!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

108 107 Do you wingnuts have a Liberty Medal? Well, DO YOU??!!!
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

_____________

I did...for a minute before I handed it to you.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (+do1l)

109 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (Y0HxE)

What debates? They're not going to have debates. They're going to have un-watched one hour Q&A sessions.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

110 "I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!"

Hillary, that's even worse than no controlling legal authority. Now, please send Huma over to release my chakra.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

111 My guess is no. She'll take her ball and go home.
Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:02 PM (+do1l)

Whilst having her minions leak every damaging thing she knows about the candidate.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (kXoT0)

112 She missed her big chance in 2008.

Then she gave up her seat-for-life in the Senate to go to work for Obama as he proceeded to trash every foreign alliance that her husband worked to foster in his eight years.

I used to think the Clinton's had good strategic judgement. I think the only reason they succeeded in 1995-1999 is they had one good advisor, that clown that caught on sucking women's toes. What was his name?

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (SukjU)

113 Fire hazard?! There is no evidence of that.

Posted by: The Captain of the Hindenburg at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (2oWD2)

114 "There's no evidence of that"

Read: "The Russians and the Chinese didn't put one of those scary animated laughing skulls on my monitor to let me know I was hacked."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

115 Because a bunch of teenagers think that's the heights of humor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

Or they are afraid of him because his father is a Muslim extremist CAIR wacko and his sister threatens to blow up schools when she is unhappy and he , on orders of daddy, brings fake bombs to school to gauge the school's reaction and play lawsuit Bingo.

One of those.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (0dcbp)

116 Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (+do1l)

Now I want to see an add cut with footage of Jeb! giving Ma Clinton the Liberty Medal and then cutting to her cackling about something. Over, and over, and over.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (kff5f)

117 OT: Massholes find sea monster, hilarity ensues

http://tinyurl.com/nuxahwp

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (AkOaV)

118 Whilst having her minions leak every damaging thing she knows about the candidate.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 03:05 PM (kXoT0)

It does seem like the sort of thing she would do, no?

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (+do1l)

119 Hillary is a pig.....The ghost of Nixon is haunting her in her sleep, while she walks the light of day and while she sits on the crapper.

Especially while she is on the crapper.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (ej1L0)

120 BTW, there was no reason for Russia or China to steal the information since most likely Bill and Hillary were probably selling it to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 23, 2015 03:07 PM (LXJ1e)

121 "Don't you think she looks tired?"

Sorry. I forgot to put her on her charging station in the hotel room last night.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at September 23, 2015 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

122 Hillary is a pig.....The ghost of Nixon is haunting her in her sleep, while she walks the light of day and while she sits on the crapper.

This is Nixon's spirit, getting even,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2015 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

123 "I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!"

Ahh, the ever-popular Bart Simpson Defense.

Well, her campaign is a comedy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 23, 2015 03:08 PM (LUgeY)

124 "There's no evidence of that" sounds a lot like a guilty person who only disputes the State's ability to make a case stick, not the underlying charges.

Now you know why they are called

The Clinton Crime Family

After all, at the end of the day, what does it matter.
It depends on wahat is the meaning of the word is.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2015 03:08 PM (SukjU)

125 "Especially while she is on the crapper....."

Umm, thanks for that visual.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2015 03:09 PM (OD2ni)

126 Nice to see her in trying out the orange.

She should get used to that.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2015 03:04 PM (zLv2s)

Oh my goodness, if I could hear a reporter compliment her on how she looks in orange one day when wearing her orange jumpsuit, I might die politically fulfilled.

Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 03:09 PM (9UV3C)

127 Yeah and she'd know if there had been a breach to hackers because she has the tech savvy of a potato.

This is an addled, entitled old woman. This is Leona Helmsley if she had aspired to be in control of the nuclear football. This is the elderly house guest who sniffs that you don't have the right kind of sea salt and "accidentally" leaves with your guest towels stuck in the luggage. This is Granny Clampett with an international money laundering back office. This is the television lawyer who thinks that word choice will fool the bumpkins -- I'm ever so smart. This is Gloria Swanson telling the White House legal team that she's "ready for her pardon now."

Yeah, I've had enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 23, 2015 03:09 PM (659DL)

128 Agreed. Additionally, Ted was more charming that Hillary. He actually thought he should be President because of his brothers, he thought American owed him for suddenly being the head of the wildly dysfunctional Kennedy clan.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

That deer-in-the-headlights look Teddy Kennedy gave when Roger Mudd asked why he should be president? I want to see that look again from both Hillary Clintonand Jeb Bush. This dynasty concept needs to be staked and beheaded, burned and buried.

Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2015 03:09 PM (CMthJ)

129 Hillary Clinton could be the Democrat that loses the Dukakis Midwest and Pennsylvania.

Not giving the Rs credit enough to WIN those areas, just saying. Her approval ratings, particularly among a key demographic the Democrats have been bleeding out with over 20 years, are abysmal.

Thats why there is all this talk about Biden. He can keep those voters in place. She can't.

Barring another Bush, she could be the first Dem to fail to clear 250 electoral votes since Dukakis.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:10 PM (pQxcT)

130 Gee. I have no idea why the ignorant little people she insults and scoffs at don't like her. They must be republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2015 03:10 PM (C+VAH)

131
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:06 PM (kff5f)

True. But i still think Hill will become unhinged at some point.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 23, 2015 03:10 PM (Y0HxE)

132 *SIGH* I just heard the news. R.I.P. Yogi Berra, one of the truly good guys in all sports.

Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2015 03:10 PM (vsbNu)

133 So, I see the subject is Hillary and her scissors sisters once again. Thank goodness I'm not hungry.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (clc4s)

134 oh and by sea monster I mean a sunfish.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)

135 Trump spending a great deal of time in his speech attacking Rubio. Trump isnt the only democrat terrified of Rubio.

Posted by: Greymarch at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (cojlL)

136 "Especially while she is on the crapper....."

Umm, thanks for that visual.

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Hillary's Groom of the Stool at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

137 Serious You Guys . . .

Do we need to start giving some thought to keeping the Hilldog in the race?

I mean, many of us have already jumped ship from the R registration. How tough would it be to re-register as a D and start banging the drums for Hillary von Canklemeister?

Posted by: filbert at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (/j9PE)

138 What did she do- mug the Great Pumpkin for that outfit?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (C+VAH)

139 well, re Slow Joe, weaselzippers had this on Sep 21: Joe on abortion:

I don't want to start a theological discussion, I'll get in trouble, it's above my pay grade

[didn't we hear that from O in 2008? Can Biden ever resist being a plagiarist?]

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (qSIlh)

140 Why hasn't this mendacious woman been indicted? She was caught red-handed with classified documents on her personal server, which is a black letter violation. What am I missing here? Seriously...at last count she had over 200 classified documents, with up to 20 years in sing sing for each one? WTF?

Posted by: USS Ward at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (vB0bV)

141 I think if she is the nominee, its a general election loss for her.

If she isn't, the Democrats have a much better chance.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (pQxcT)

142 *SIGH* I just heard the news. R.I.P. Yogi Berra, one of the truly good guys in all sports.

I guess he found his fork in the road.

RIP indeed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (kff5f)

143 CAC!

Getting a break?

Nice to see ya.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (Y0HxE)

144 OT: Massholes find sea monster, hilarity ensues

http://tinyurl.com/nuxahwp

Gah! I've seen that everywhere today.

Mola mola, or ocean sunfish. They are not uncommon off Boston, I don't know if this guy's ever been on a boat before.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (JtwS4)

145
Giles Coren ‏@gilescoren 26m26 minutes ago

Hang on. Did Matt Frei on #c4news just say Obama was "smiling like a split watermelon"? He can't have. HE FUCKING CAN'T HAVE!!!

==========
Apparently, he did.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (iQIUe)

146
Hillary has the charisma of a hammerhead shark

Presented without comment.....

http://tinyurl.com/pfzlsxu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (1QsMy)

147
Ha ha ha ha.

I am a human being.

Ha ha ha. Just like all of you.

Ha ha! Whooo!

I wake up in the morning. Get out of bed.

Ha ha ha.

Eat a nutritious breakfast of fresh nine month old fetus brains from Planned Ha Ha Parenthood.

Ha ha ha. Then I refresh my organo-mechanical exterior matrix with a soothing cream

Ha ha ha

compounded from puppies and the children of illegal aliens Ha ha ha-

because they're Ha Ha illegal they can't tell on-

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I mean Ha ha ha

I mean I take a shower in the morning.

Ha haha ha ha

Just like all human beings.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ahhhaha ha ha ha!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 23, 2015 03:13 PM (0cMkb)

148 Trump spending a great deal of time in his speech attacking Rubio. Trump isnt the only democrat terrified of Rubio.
Posted by: Greymarch at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (cojlL)

Is it true that if you say "Rubio" three times real fast, he will appear a la Beetlejuice?

Posted by: filbert at September 23, 2015 03:13 PM (/j9PE)

149 I guess the Democrats are courting the youth vote with a bunch of people that can't eat spicy food, walk down long flights of stairs without holding onto railings or know the best ways to sext.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 23, 2015 03:13 PM (AC0lD)

150 She's as fake as the contacts she wears to make her eyes blue.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2015 03:13 PM (C+VAH)

151 141 I think if she is the nominee, its a general election loss for her.

If she isn't, the Democrats have a much better chance.
Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (pQxcT)

I feel the same way, which is why I really hope she manages to pull off some kind of win in the primary.

Just think of the depressed hard left. The amount of fight they will push for Hillary is so much less than that they would give for Sanders or Warren. Just think of the very real differences in the ground game.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (+do1l)

152 [didn't we hear that from O in 2008? Can Biden ever resist being a plagiarist?]

Plagiarism is the logical result of not having an original thought or any core principles.

And in Slow Joe's case, hair plugs that were installed just a little bit too deeply.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (LUgeY)

153 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (iQIUe)

1) Who is Matt Frei?
2) That's kind of awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)

154 Hillary! is the new Oompa-Loompa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (24ia6)

155
OT (but there's an intermittent discussion of it here), the mayor of Irving said something very interesting (Weasel Zippers is where I found the link). About how Clock Boy's family has not consented to releasing records (14-yr old, all the confidentiality restrictions for minors apply) about the school incident. She pretty clearly implied that the full story would make the arrest fairly easy to understand.

My dark (and utterly vain) hope: dammit, somebody just leak the record. We're in 2015, 7 years after the jaw-dropping un-American (and felonious) Joe the Plumber incident. Rules and laws are for non-fascists and non-racists - well, some of the sane people need to start breaking the rules too.

Perfect scenario would be leaking of the records the day before Clock Boy's disgraceful visit to the degraded WH. Of course the "press" would work hard to suppress the info, but it would get out to many.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (QDnY+)

156 132 *SIGH* I just heard the news. R.I.P. Yogi Berra, one of the truly good guys in all sports.
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2015 03:10 PM (vsbNu)

Buzzion is dead?!

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

157
If you have to keep telling people you're a "real person" when you've been in the public eye for 25 years, you're doing something really, really, really wrong.
She needs sometime to tweak that subroutine.

Posted by: biblio at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (7o8VY)

158
I'm standing in the wings waiting for Rodham to flame out over computergate, lesbogate, or healthgate. It's the trifecta folks!

Posted by: Lizzy "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (OiFtZ)

159 Posted by: Hillary! at September 23, 2015 03:13 PM (0cMkb)

Oh, great. Hillary is a Conehead.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (kff5f)

160 Those aren't hair plugs, they are control rods for a very fevered brain - such as it is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (24ia6)

161 Should be interesting to see Hillary and Joe go at it.
Heh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (cN9Sk)

162 I hope she hangs on bitterly and goes thermonuclear on Biden - I don't want it to be quick and clean. Messy is better.

Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2015 03:01 PM (6xtq3)

Is it too much to hope the Democrat nomination will be a Stalingrad like affair

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (493sH)

163 Heh.

I ca see by the title ace sees that Evita signal she gives off with her arms. Ugh, we've seen that before.

Sigh.

Posted by: Fatman at September 23, 2015 03:16 PM (mcm0N)

164 141 I think if she is the nominee, its a general election loss for her.

If she isn't, the Democrats have a much better chance.
Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (pQxcT)

I feel the same way, which is why I really hope she manages to pull off some kind of win in the primary.

Just think of the depressed hard left. The amount of fight they will push for Hillary is so much less than that they would give for Sanders or Warren. Just think of the very real differences in the ground game.
Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (+do1l)

I disagree with the two of you. Who could have seen the Empty Suit we have winning one election, much less two? Voter Fraud, Media, LIV's will get the queen into office.

Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 03:17 PM (9UV3C)

165 Mola mola, or ocean sunfish. They are not uncommon off Boston, I don't know if this guy's ever been on a boat before.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (JtwS4)

Yeah, I've never seen a fish that looked like that either, but it certainly wouldn't freak me out. I've caught much weirder looking fish in the long island sound.

I thought it was pretty funny though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 03:17 PM (AkOaV)

166 >>> Oh, great. Hillary is a Conehead.

I read it in a Leonard Nimoy voice and it wound up along the lines of that Ray Bradbury story about the automated house....

Posted by: Bigby's White Knuckles at September 23, 2015 03:18 PM (3ZtZW)

167 Yeah, I've had enough.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 23, 2015 03:09 PM (659DL)

You're in rare form today. Do go on--and no, I'm not being facetious. The Gloria Swanson bit was classic. Do go on.

Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2015 03:18 PM (CMthJ)

168
Greymarch, anyone with experience and judgement and who's serious about the country's dire situation and trajectory is terrified of the empty suit twink Rubio, too.

Vapid out-of-synch Reaganesque happy talk and foreign policy talking points any good staffer could give off-the-cuff do not begin to make Rubio a fit or serious person for the presidency.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2015 03:18 PM (QDnY+)

169 Evita Peron? Peronistas? No mas!

https://youtu.be/ivOrKizry94

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2015 03:18 PM (24ia6)

170 Clinton proposes steps to curb high out-of-pocket health care costs

Health care costs are high? Gee, I thought BarryCare made everything free.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (493sH)

171 Getting a break?

Nice to see ya.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 23, 2015 03:12 PM (Y0HxE)

When I can.
Between the job, Jameson, the DD and betraying Ace over at The Federalist, things are a blur.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (pQxcT)

172
117
I'd like to see Michael Bergin guess host on Kitchen Nightmares.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (wAQA5)

173 1) Who is Matt Frei?
2) That's kind of awesome.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)

====
A brit journalist about to have his life destroyed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (iQIUe)

174 Oooohhhh!!!! CAC!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (24ia6)

175 Thank heavens she is so unlikable. Were she not so, we would be totally fvcked.

Posted by: eureka! at September 23, 2015 03:20 PM (g1MTt)

176 What did Bill ever see in her?

Posted by: Hadoop at September 23, 2015 03:20 PM (2X7pN)

177 We focus on the GOPe here, but it seems the DNC is also engaged in their own civil war ... between the Clinton and Obama wings.

I always thought that bastard would go straight from the White House to the UN. Looks like he's considering taking over the DNC instead.

We may see BOTH conventions pull a coup, and install a nominee other than who won the most delegates ... denying Sanders AND Trump.

2016 may go down in PolySci books.

Posted by: Irony at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (tFWWx)

178 Yeah, I've never seen a fish that looked like that either, but it certainly wouldn't freak me out. I've caught much weirder looking fish in the long island sound.

Oh, mola are freaky looking. Like God made the front half of a fish and forgot to finish it. And they're huge.

http://nature.ca/notebooks/english/commonmola_p6.htm

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (JtwS4)

179 Oooohhhh!!!! CAC!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2015 03:19 PM (24ia6)

Hola Anna!

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (pQxcT)

180 Is it too much to hope the Democrat nomination will be a Stalingrad like affair
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2015 03:15 PM (493sH)

She knows it's Obama who shoved the knife in her back and she knows he's doing it for Joe. If Joe gets the nomination I'm hoping she goes Medea/Lady MacBeth and pulls everybody down with her.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

181 So...how do you think Hillary will go out?

Will she go all mutually assured destruction and release a lot of info about Obama?

Will she have some health episode and she'll tearfully bow out, reminding us she's given her life -- literally, her life! -- to public service?

Will she claim that all this scandal nonsense is just too much of a distraction and she needs to spend more time with her granddaughter? (OK, couldn't type that without laughing - a graceful exit? LOL)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (NOIQH)

182 I disagree with the two of you. Who could have seen the Empty Suit we have winning one election, much less two? Voter Fraud, Media, LIV's will get the queen into office.
Posted by: Sambo at September 23, 2015 03:17 PM (9UV3C)

Obama "inspired" people. Hillary doesn't.

Fraud is only good if the game is close. A depressed left decreases that possibility. Hillary increases the likelihood of a depressed left. Ergo, I see Hillary leading an increased chance for the Republican nominee to win.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (+do1l)

183 and betraying Ace over at The Federalist

====

AKA Paolo

Posted by: Bigby's White Knuckles at September 23, 2015 03:22 PM (3ZtZW)

184 Clinton is laughing because she knows the system is corrupt and she believes she has the game rigged in her favor.

She may only be half right.

Posted by: despair at September 23, 2015 03:22 PM (VrdxH)

185 n00d

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 23, 2015 03:22 PM (AkOaV)

186 Thank heavens she is so unlikable. Were she not so, we would be totally fvcked.
Posted by: eureka! at September 23, 2015 03:20 PM (g1MTt)

I feel compelled to point out that the current occupant of the White House is actually not a particularly likable character, either. Didn't seem to matter much.

Hillary, however, has a decades-long public track record of being, well, Hillary, unlike TFG, so is correspondingly harder for Das Mediawerken to paper over with smiley faces and rainbow unicorn farts.

Posted by: filbert at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (/j9PE)

187 176 What did Bill ever see in her?
Posted by: Hadoop at September 23, 2015 03:20 PM (2X7pN)

I'm thinking she's either his KGB handler, or she faked a pregnancy, or maybe he just saw her as a highly competent hatchet man.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

188 I just hope the Clinton Crime Family has a fuckton of dirt on King Putz and all of the other Democrat primary runners-

and just unloads when it looks like Hillary! might lose or have to fight for the nom.

Pie fight!

Pie fight!!

PIE FIGHT!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (0cMkb)

189 >>What did Bill ever see in her?

Someone ambitious enough to agree to take care of his bimbo eruptions and any other impediments for him as long as he got them to the White House.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (NOIQH)

190 CAC

Yep. Hillary might have a hard time with the older male union voter.

Biden could do better in the rust belt--particularly Ohio.

Posted by: Fatman at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (mcm0N)

191 Obama "inspired" people. Hillary doesn't.

Fraud is only good if the game is close. A depressed left decreases that possibility. Hillary increases the likelihood of a depressed left. Ergo, I see Hillary leading an increased chance for the Republican nominee to win.
Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (+do1l)

And fraud didn't cost us 2012. Romney's team did.

You could have removed Milwaukee City and Cleveland from their respective states and drowned them in the Great Lakes, Obama would have still carried Wisconsin and Ohio.

ZERO voter registration efforts in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida since 2004.

It was a shit campaign from start to finish. Fraud had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:24 PM (pQxcT)

192 The contacts aren't to make her eyes blue, it's to cover up her lizard-slit pupils.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 23, 2015 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

193
After a lifetime of planning and scheming to win the presidency, the effect on Hillary of her Herculean effort to deceive and win and ultimately lose may be so traumatic she considers ending her life. Or the life of someone who didn't make her win?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 23, 2015 03:24 PM (OiFtZ)

194 IF (PUFFBALL QUESTION) THEN
JAW MOVEMENT *, 'Cackle like crazed witch'
STOP
END IF
IF (TOUGH QUESTION) THEN
JAW MOVEMENT *, I am a real person.'
STOP
END IF
STOP
END

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2015 03:24 PM (jBuUi)

195
I think if she is the nominee, its a general election loss for her.

If she isn't, the Democrats have a much better chance.
Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:11 PM (pQxcT)

I feel the same way, which is why I really hope she manages to pull off some kind of win in the primary.

Just think of the depressed hard left. The amount of fight they will push for Hillary is so much less than that they would give for Sanders or Warren. Just think of the very real differences in the ground game.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:14 PM (+do1l)

I understand the idea, but I don't have a lot of faith in the electorate anymore. The idea of seeing the most radical Donk win the nomination setting the stage for a GOP win of the center is a pretty dangerous strategy, as 2008 taught us. What if the radical wins?

Personally, I'm thinking that a zombie apockyclipse looks damned attractive right now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2015 03:25 PM (1QsMy)

196 So...how do you think Hillary will go out?

Will she go all mutually assured destruction and release a lot of info about Obama?

Will she have some health episode and she'll tearfully bow out, reminding us she's given her life -- literally, her life! -- to public service?

Will she claim that all this scandal nonsense is just too much of a distraction and she needs to spend more time with her granddaughter? (OK, couldn't type that without laughing - a graceful exit? LOL)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (NOIQH)

She'll only go kicking and screaming. I could see her lasting to the convention having bought all of the super delegates and trying her damnest to sneak her way in, and if an when she doesn't win that way, she'll hose the party by keeping as many resources away from the DNC and the Democratic nominee as possible.

2008 was her chance. 2016 was given to her on a silver platter. If she couldn't be contemplative about why she lost in 2008 while knowing she would be able to try again in 2016, she's going to go full rage monster after her party rejecting her again.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:25 PM (+do1l)

197 100 Don't you think she looks tired?
Posted by: The Tenth Doctor at September 23, 2015 03:03 PM (O7MnT)

I think of this quote so many times in reference to female candidates...

Posted by: Lea at September 23, 2015 03:25 PM (lIU4e)

198 found it: weaselzippers, Sept 21:

President Barack Obama has agreed to endorse a presidential campaign by Vice President Joe Biden if he is allowed to pick Biden's running mate, author and journalist Ed Klein reports.

Biden, who has yet to announce whether he will seek the Democratic nomination, is reportedly weighing the offer, according to Klein.

Further, Obama wants Biden to choose a black running mate and commit to serving only one term, then throwing his own endorsement to his vice president, Klein writes on his Ed Klein Confidential blog. [http://tinyurl.com/qd23g85]

Obama reportedly favors former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, one of Obama's close allies.

"Obama has already given Biden carte blanche to use Air Force Two, the official vice presidential plane, to crisscross the country and launch an unofficial campaign," Klein wrote. "So far, Biden has visited several key primary and general election states and hammered GOP frontrunner Donald Trump, charging that Trump is offering a 'sick message' on immigration."

Biden's recent appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," where he tearfully talked about the death of his son, Beau, was even approved by Obama, according to Klein, who said it was intended as "an authentic alternative to the stiff and overly scripted Hillary Clinton."

http://tinyurl.com/p85tao4

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 03:25 PM (qSIlh)

199 "What did Bill ever see in her?"

Someone that just wanted power out of marriage and if he got it for her, she would look the other way while he banged anything that moved.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2015 03:26 PM (OD2ni)

200 "I'm a real person!"

Which I discovered to my cost. Huh huh!

Ow!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Bimbo Eruptor at September 23, 2015 03:26 PM (gkagX)

201 It was a shit campaign from start to finish. Fraud had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:24 PM (pQxcT)

Well, there's that too.

Posted by: David at September 23, 2015 03:26 PM (+do1l)

202
she needs to spend more time with her granddaughter?
.....................

Aww, fuckno!

Posted by: Hillary!s granddaughter at September 23, 2015 03:27 PM (wAQA5)

203 CAC

Yep. Hillary might have a hard time with the older male union voter.

Biden could do better in the rust belt--particularly Ohio.
Posted by: Fatman at September 23, 2015 03:23 PM (mcm0N)

Ding ding ding!

She's polling terribly in NEPA, which was only nominally red in 2012, awful in Pittsburgh, and only fair in the Collar. Regions Obama held off any balance to his monstrous lead in Philadelphia.
Those same voters exist in NW/C Wisconsin, central and eastern Michigan, all throughout Ohio, and western Virginia.

A Democrat can lose the white vote. But they can't have the bottom fall out for them. That happened across the board in the 2014 midterms, it was beginning to happen (but they stayed home, didn't vote for Romney) in 2012.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:27 PM (pQxcT)

204 Someone that just wanted power out of marriage and if he got it for her, she would look the other way while he banged anything that moved.

Exactly thus.

Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2015 03:27 PM (O7MnT)

205 "What did Bill ever see in her?"

She put out.

Posted by: Feh at September 23, 2015 03:28 PM (gkagX)

206 "The contacts aren't to make her eyes blue, it's to cover up her lizard-slit pupils."

Hillary's a sleestak?

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 23, 2015 03:29 PM (OD2ni)

207 One thing's for sure: she won't be in demand for post-political speeches.

Posted by: Feh at September 23, 2015 03:29 PM (gkagX)

208
Hillary was a controlling bitch when we were in Arkansas, and when they got to Washington and Bill was humping all the young poon, Hillary went batshit crazy trying to stop the show and make him look presidential. It didn't work!

Posted by: Gennifer Flowers at September 23, 2015 03:29 PM (OiFtZ)

209 Take partisan blinders off and look at what OFA did for voter turnout, how they reached their voters, how they deliberately turned poorer white voters in the Rust Belt to Romney in January/Feb 2012, how they systematically checked off names in their database.

The Republicans were trying to drive an oxcart with square stone tires in comparison. Beyond anything else you really do have to hand it to their campaign- its why Messina was hired by UK's Conservative Party for the 2015 election. He delivered.

When Republicans get serious about campaigning again (and toss out the leeches that hop from cycle to cycle with loss after loss), they may see some success.

But they'll actually have to want it.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:31 PM (pQxcT)

210 She knows it's Obama who shoved the knife in her back and she knows he's doing it for Joe. If Joe gets the nomination I'm hoping she goes Medea/Lady MacBeth and pulls everybody down with her.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 23, 2015 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

Maybe it's more like a comedy, and in the end Hillary and Huma declare their love for each other, divorce their two equallyfaithless husbands,and open a trinket shop in Malibu.

Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2015 03:31 PM (CMthJ)

211 Bill looked up to JFK as a role model.

i.e. politics is mainly about sex with the young and starry-eyed.

Posted by: Feh at September 23, 2015 03:31 PM (gkagX)

212 well, if Joe gets the nomination, Hillary! could either try to keep him from winning, or Joe could make another brilliantly stupid move, like telling her, shut up till after I'm elected and I'll make you president of the World Bank (or some similar position that requires no talent, ability or any streak of honesty)

course, Joe could make a similar deal with Bill but I won't regust you with likely details.

Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2015 03:32 PM (qSIlh)

213 And I have come to the conclusion that since the circlejerk of consultants are guaranteed jobs no matter what happens, that isn't likely for a long time.

Posted by: CAC at September 23, 2015 03:32 PM (pQxcT)

214 Will she go all mutually assured destruction and release a lot of info about Obama?

The Family doesn't have that kind of muscle anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(c) predicts at September 23, 2015 03:34 PM (evdj2)

215 Hillary and Jeb could run together on a "sour grapes" ticket.

Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2015 03:36 PM (O7MnT)

216 The Clintons are real big on the "there's no evidence..." meme. Billy Jeff took it a step further when he said there wasn't "a SHRED of evidence" when the 'Clinton Cash' book came out.

Posted by: Hank at September 23, 2015 03:37 PM (JyDJn)

217 hillary is stunning and courageous

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 23, 2015 03:42 PM (ariQ4)

218 Billy Jeff took it a step further when he said there wasn't "a SHRED of evidence" when the 'Clinton Cash' book came out.
Posted by: Hank

Heh.

Proving he never even glanced at their 990s. Because, ouch.

Posted by: Dianna at September 23, 2015 03:42 PM (DV/Ik)

219 CAC

Unfortunately IIRC democrats only need 40% of the white vote.

So it is going to be a hard slog.

Posted by: Fatman at September 23, 2015 03:42 PM (mcm0N)

220 Amnesty champion Rubio shows us his foreign policy chops by referring to the leader of the world's other military superpower, who has more nukes than us, as a "gangster" on an official, Presidential debate.

Led by the best we are... Rubio can keep his cold war rhetoric.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 23, 2015 03:43 PM (q5APL)

221 there wasn't "a SHRED of evidence"

That's because of the 24/7 industrial incinerator out back. Powered by carbon offsets supplied by the Clinton Global Initiative. The Clinton Global Initiative. Money for Clintons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 23, 2015 03:46 PM (659DL)

222 CAC

Unfortunately you have to add to your analysis the problem that the midterm voter turnout model is a very different animal from the Presidenti cycle.

It's going to come down to Ohio, and Florida, Florida, Florida.

Posted by: Fatman at September 23, 2015 03:47 PM (mcm0N)

223 Posted by: prescient11 at September 23, 2015 03:43 PM (q5APL)

You can keep your Putin apologies, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 23, 2015 03:47 PM (659DL)

224 Just wait, my flying monkeys, until she resigns due to either health problems or "spending more time with family." There will be an eruption of stuff revealed about Baroque Won. I am looking forward to the fracas of the last of the red hot pantsuit. If the story in NY Post is true it is going to be velly interesting.

That said, I think her "cackling" to the subject is alarming of her mental status and hysteria. She desperately wants this to go away and it isn't. I am hoping for a stompy tantrum soon or a done fall out vapors.

Photos of her in 2008 vs today are alarming.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 23, 2015 03:48 PM (LJ4iV)

225 Eww, "Biden . . . in a three-way."

Posted by: m at September 23, 2015 03:51 PM (ELEPX)

226 "Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift."

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at September 23, 2015 04:44 PM (bpn7O)

227 Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at September 24, 2015 02:27 AM (o/90i)

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