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How to "Invent" A Clock, Like Ahmad
Looks tough.
I can see now why the kid was so proud of his "invention." At first I thought this kid was just a geek. Now I feel like I've been played. Bill Maher is also telling people to get over their Ahmad Outrage. I can't believe this, but Mark Cuban, Bill Maher, and even Chris Matthews make good points here. And Jorge Ramos is told to, basically, fermez la boca. George Pataki is just vaguely there. What a shock on that one.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2015 07:24 PM (xInes)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2015 07:24 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Your Betters on the Left at September 21, 2015 07:25 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FyNua)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 07:26 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:27 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: rd at September 21, 2015 07:27 PM (SukjU)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 21, 2015 07:27 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2015 07:27 PM (e3bId)
Certainly worthy of a private audience at the White House!
Posted by: donna at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (xInes)
****
you mix hate filled american liberals with MUZ taqiya and hijrah, you get shit like this.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: Indian Hindu still pissed about "Arabic numerals" at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (vBeA5)
Did the rest of you not go on a 36 hr. celebratory bender after that GA Bull dawgs win? No? Ok then...carry on.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs,He, him.Ginger. Crossbow. Confederacy. No Catsup. Brunettes primarily. TRUMP!. Yuen at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (bA+CL)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 21, 2015 07:29 PM (0O7c5)
What the hell is Liz Mair doing with all those tweets. And what very bad story is she talking about that could be breaking that would have involved Walker??
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 07:29 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Indian Hindu still pissed about "Arabic numerals"
You think you got hosed!?
Posted by: Ancient Greeks what invented Algebra at September 21, 2015 07:29 PM (awspb)
Posted by: donna at September 21, 2015 07:29 PM (hUdMz)
RACSISSSSSSSS~!
Posted by: Your Betters on the Left
It has been doctored!
Posted by: Dr. Video at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (W5DcG)
(Sorry I don't have a link for that, maybe someone else remembers that.)
Posted by: Fatman at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: kraki at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (TNa9O)
Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
Muslim (check) kid in a NASA shirt (check!!) is arrested for a STEM (CHECKITY CHECKSTER) activity the Monday after 9/11 (check) in Texas (check machine explodes).
Yeah, no.
The most generous reading is that this was a stunt designed to grab some of that sweet, sweet victim swag, which definitely happened in spades.
There are, of course, far more nefarious readings.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2015 07:31 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, at September 21, 2015 07:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 21, 2015 07:31 PM (RKQ/v)
Coincidence?
This crap was planned by his CAIR dad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:31 PM (FsuaD)
types
re-reads
reconsiders
ponders
ok, no. That would be too much drama and could get me arrested. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. I'm on thin ice already.
Shuffles through stack of new identities.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 07:31 PM (/YDCS)
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eman at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (mR7Es)
If there's a battery, he had to set the alarm to his English class time. If it's AC powered, he had to program the time, and set the alarm, or just push the alarm button.
There is no way for it to accidentally make noise in English class.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)
Nope, my people gave it to the peaceful Arabs...
Posted by: Sen. Warren at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: skip at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (7L6zt)
I am beginning to understand the Marxian quote that "We'll buy the rope from the capitalists that we then use to hang them!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (8ZskC)
also, note how fast the hate-america first types were to go "oh gaia, these hate filled white racist racists in america have racissed again"
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 21, 2015 07:29 PM (0O7c5)
either he's worried about being sued by radio shack for stealing their patented clock and claiming he invented it (ha, jk), OR, he's going to sue the district.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (PcOiY)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (NBhge)
Posted by: imp at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (XIXZz)
He knew the progressive idiots in charge of Achmed's school were Zero Tolerance / Zero Intelligence lackwits. I saw it when Ace posted the first story, but did not see Daddy's role.
And from all Daddy's previous activism, he had a cell phone full of people to call to publicize his greivance. They'll never admit it, but I would not be surprised if some of them were primed in advance.
Send the kid to school, have him act sullen and Zero Tolerance will take care of the rest. The only thing that could have derailed this railroad job is someone in the school with some brains. That never happens anymore.
SJW for the Win!
Posted by: rd at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (SukjU)
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2015 07:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Barbie O'Bama at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (BO/km)
Not a big leap when you learn who his dear pop is.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (RwwCT)
I thought this thing stunk to high heaven the other day when it first came out, and said so on this blog. But I was told OH NOEZ it wuz reel SCIENCE! by other bloggers who are not you.
Posted by: grammie winger, waiting for the trumpets at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (dFi94)
The battery on a clock of this sort is only to make sure the clock doesn't reset to 12:00 during a momentary power outage. It will not run the alarm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (0NdlF)
Yes, I have wondered why the point of obvious battery operation was not really addressed! Note that even if you pushed a button, without a battery the chimes would not go off in English class or elsewhere!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (ftVQq)
Then, there was Mark Cuban who said he called to congratulate the little Muslim genius, and the kid's older sister was standing near him, telling him what to say to Cuban.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 21, 2015 07:35 PM (BZAd3)
Oh? With that exposed wire 3 cm from the snooze button? Sure you did, Ahmed. Sure you did.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:35 PM (GZ6Pf)
So, Kid then goes to his English teacher, and says Hey, lookit what I made!
Paraphrased from first story published, I think an online Dallas paper...
Posted by: That Looks like a BOMB, Kid! at September 21, 2015 07:35 PM (dOsfx)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 21, 2015 07:35 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: donna at September 21, 2015 07:35 PM (hUdMz)
He was 14 years old and took a box full of wires with a time device into a school the week of 9/11.
People have been so damn eager to prove their "I'm no racist!" bona fides that they allowed all reason to go out the window.
Imagine you were the teacher, or the school administrator, who was standing there when he opened that box.
Folks have argued "But hey! It's obvious there are no explosives"
Yes. Once you are within the blast zone you can see that there are no explosives but, to determine that, somebody had to walk up on the damnable thing.
There should be a 24-hour rule before anyone pulls the "I'm more open-minded than the rest of you racists!" card.
Yes.
I am irritated.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 07:36 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:30 PM (8ZskC)
Nope, my people gave it to the peaceful Arabs...
Posted by: Sen. Warren at September 21, 2015 07:32 PM (vBeA5)
I didn't mean YOUR Indians. You guys invented a stick, which you used to hit rhythmically on a tree trunk. Sort of like a drum, but without all the high tech glitz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:36 PM (8ZskC)
What the hell is Liz Mair doing with all those tweets. And what very bad story is she talking about that could be breaking that would have involved Walker??
Posted by: prescient11
1. Being a C-Word, as is her wont
2. She's refering to a whispering campaign that blew up this weekend about Walker's campaign manager being some sort of perv.
3. Uh -- I forget the third. Little help?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Barack Obama at September 21, 2015 07:36 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Joanne Cruzbot Still Hearts Jindal at September 21, 2015 07:36 PM (hgBpU)
If the poor young man ever announces he's gay, his dad will be throwing him off the nearest tall building.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah it was an eye roller right off the bat and I suspect 9 out of 10 Americans thought the same thing but we're in a culture where everyone runs to be first in line to not be called racist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (39g3+)
Blood for the Blood God,
Skulls for the Skull God.
Wait, he dropped out, fcuk what am I gonna do with all this stuff.
Posted by: Chinese Plastic Button Mfgr. at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Is she the one who looks like Tom Brady in hijab?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (RwwCT)
Set Up?
YA I'd say so!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (gf8BH)
It probably would have been better, outcome wise, for the principal to just sit down the parents for a talk and confiscate the "clock".
On the flip side ... Muslim student acting weird, brings a bomb-prop to school ... this does justify asking the police to investigate.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:37 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2015 07:38 PM (Ii765)
And as I replied, he'd be slack-jawed in awe of a pumpkin launcher.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:38 PM (ariQ4)
Yeah the police was overreacting. There's no visible explosive, so I'd be hesitant to freak out over it but certainly there's cause for reaction.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Loyalty is very important. Unless something is just reprehensible, keep your mouth shut!!
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (q5APL)
Trial run?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Cruz is the one at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (wAQA5)
WTF is going to say anything?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (PMlgt)
It's worse than ISIS. worse than Rotherham.
When the US decided to change its immigration laws to be taken over by Muslim Hijrah, it was at the understanding that it's because core US culture is shit and needs to be replaced without question or criticism.
Who cares if the questioner was basically a lost member of the Jerky Boys, a muslim may have been offended. And if a muslim's offended, then we have lost the war on America.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (AC0lD)
I found it suspicious that He weighed in so quickly on this....
What a schmuck...
Posted by: donna at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (hUdMz)
That's how the muslims "invented" the zero too. They stole it from the Indians.
Posted by: Cicero
There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.
And this civilization was driven more than anything, by invention. Its architects designed buildings that defied gravity. Its mathematicians created the algebra and algorithms that would enable the building of computers, and the creation of encryption. Its doctors examined the human body, and found new cures for disease. Its astronomers looked into the heavens, named the stars, and paved the way for space travel and exploration.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wth
I'll donate the duct tape and Safeway bag for his helmet.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (awspb)
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2015 07:40 PM (wAQA5)
How? It's illegal in Texas to build a hoax bomb, which is what this clearly is. Further, they didn't haul his petulant little ass downtown. This all occurred on school grounds and was, as far as I know, handled by the resource officer.
As far as escalations go this one rates about a 2.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:41 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: prescient11
Eh, i wouldn't put too much stock in what any political consultant/strategist/whatever they call themselves says, their only real accomplishment is convincing chumps to pay them for what commentors on political sites do everyday for free.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 07:41 PM (VviqM)
visible explosive, so I'd be hesitant to freak out over it but certainly
there's cause for reaction.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Yes, the school staff EOD training apparently fell a little short, although I note if we had no muz in this country the school staff wouldn't ever need EOD training!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:41 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at September 21, 2015 07:41 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 07:41 PM (ariQ4)
Just wanted to bring up the commie pope.
Very popular with Raoul Castro. Best buds. Casting out clock demons together all over Cuba.
Bernie should be a big hit.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (BZAd3)
Folks have argued "But hey! It's obvious there are no explosives"
Imagine if it was a realistic toy gun.
"It's a toy!"
It'd also be a gun .. and if the orange tip is removed, not obvious whether it's a lethal weapon at a distance.
This was a hoax bomb. He was charged with having a hoax bomb. The police are well within the law and every authority figure involved acted justifiably.
It may have been nice to sweep it under the rug and not arrest him ... but the father is definitely trolling for controversy. Even a justified suspension would have triggered everything.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (0NdlF)
Ancient Egyptians: Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Chris M at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Tommy V at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (SRQwr)
And God forbid a little boy on a playground go "pew pew!" playing with his buddies.
Muslims are special in this administration. NASA tells us so.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (FsuaD)
You don't ever want to know the secret because knowing the secret destroys the magic.
Just watch the actors typing on a computer keyboard in a movie scene, but watch the fingers the way a hacker would while watching someone type in a user name - password combination.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (/YDCS)
Posted by: have faith at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (LAe3v)
This ^^^
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (kG++O)
It does beg for the Patrick meme p-shop.
Posted by: Chinese Plastic Button Mfgr. at September 21, 2015 07:42 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Desicat at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (xXiRt)
Maher is pretty smart, he's just a massive narcissist and has a blind spot the size of Alaska when it comes to religion. He's even dumber about it than the silly evangelicals he mocks.
Evan Sayet pegged him perfectly (he used to write for Maher when he was doing Politically Incorrect). When he was in NYC doing PI, he left the studio, walked past lots of regular folks doing jobs to get home. So he got feedback from people who have a job and work hard, and who thought PC leftist stuff was just stupid.
Now he's in California, working on his own show, and he doesn't actually meet anyone who works for a living besides people who rely on his goodwill to survive on the set. So he gets his praise from leftist idiots.
So he went from sounding fairly reasonable to sounding idiotic, because that's where he gets his positive feedback and the attention his ego craves.
He doesn't believe a damn thing except that all religions are bad and wrong.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth
I assumed that's what he thought the Marines are there for.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (PMlgt)
Don't worry, just let a white Christian evangelical kid within ten blocks of a school with an empty briefcase with dangling wires and see what the media does to him, his family, and his church!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:44 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Desicat at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (xXiRt)
I have it on good authority that Obama just wants to talk about gladiator movies.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 21, 2015 07:44 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 21, 2015 07:44 PM (FyNua)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (wAQA5)
Jose Al Jimenez? Better bring or invent the crash helmet
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:44 PM (DiZBp)
That's a three-day waiting period I wouldn't oppose.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
And 30 years ago that is what would have happened. But the Liberals and their liberal bullshit have changed that paradigm.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (gf8BH)
Would it be funny for a white student to wear a pillow case and bring a rope noose to school? "It's for knot practice!" Wouldn't that be a hate crime?
Then why is it acceptable for a Muslim to bring a bomb-prop to school?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (0NdlF)
Apparently they think he said "Bill from White Plains" which is apparently a running gag on Imus.
And E! (of all places) is heavily intimating that it was a "plant" and not a real question.
Bizarre.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (AkOaV)
Anybody else wanna see Trump say "Trump don't play that" re: some race card gambit.
Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Joanne Cruzbot Still Hearts Jindal at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (NOIQH)
Well he's 1 for 3 there.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: A Person With Common Sense at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (kG++O)
Insult this boy's duct-taped proto-bomb and you insult my country's long proud, history of turning useful tools and devices into instruments of manipulation and explosion.
Allahu Akbar
Posted by: Mustafa al Muhammad bin Sultan at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Not many here will know who that was.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (W5DcG)
It was a circuit board, with parts.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (/YDCS)
Thank goodness that Obama invited him to the WH so he could get to the
bottom of this controversy. Maybe the kid will get lucky and catch the
VP's eye......
Posted by: Desicat at September 21, 2015 07:43 PM (xXiRt)
Oh Barry's wants to get to the bottom of it alright
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (DiZBp)
Up here in Canada, I was walking into a store one day and saw a middle Eastern guy in a wheelchair missing an arm and a leg. Being the horrible racist Islamophobe that I am, I immediately questioned Canada's immigration policies and wondered how he lost the limbs.
I had a few ideas.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (AC0lD)
When I saw the story, I thought it was the usual Zero Tolerance BS, just like the kid with the gun shaped pop tart, the 6 year old sexual predator that (gasp) kissed a girl or the teen terrorist that showed up with an NRA shirt and was suspended.
I was happy that maybe, just maybe someone would point out zero tolerance is idiotic, and if it took a MSM media preferred minority type, that is OK. As long as ZT is destroyed, I really don't care why it is destroyed.
Unfortunately this (clearly) manufactured story is only about our "racism." Achmed's Daddy and his buddies did a really good job making up this story.
Posted by: rd at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (SukjU)
That jerkoff is not, NOT, a journalist, he's a racist LaRaza operative.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2015 07:46 PM (WVvzl)
I bet his daddy could.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2015 07:47 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 07:45 PM (gf8BH)
^^^ This too
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:47 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:47 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:28 PM (0NdlF)
Hilarious. As are all the claims of Muslim achievement. All they really have done is promote murderous, rapey assholes to positions of absolute power and then keep them there with a reign of terror. Hell, Japan did that already.
Honestly, can't we have something new? /s
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 07:47 PM (+YMhA)
He made it look like every bomb from every movie from 1983-1995. It was a hoax bomb.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (7MWCL)
doesn't reset to 12:00 during a momentary power outage. It will not run
the alarm.
I just bought one today, to use as a clock, and the battery back-up will hold the alarm and time settings until power is restored. There will be no display under battery power and the alarm will sound at the correct time. From the Sharp directions in front of me.
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (j/ekO)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Muslim Achievement at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (kG++O)
A few years back there was a guy with a farm-stand that sold firings during October. So Howard Co MD ain't all bad news.
Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lea at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (NaeCR)
the kind that doesn't go "ticky tock"
He took his project to Obama
Who gazed in awe and said, "You're a damned genius. Now pose for this picture with your ass sticking out. Yeah, that's it. My fan bois in Afghanistan will LOVE you."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (gf8BH)
Sure. "I unscrewed the casing from my clock and then soldered the inside to the closest thing I could find to a briefcase.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (bYGAR)
'Little Ahmed was simply displaying an act of radical Islamic love'.
EBT cards for all!!!!
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (htXhe)
http://tinyurl.com/q7vqwb4
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (NaeCR)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Bonus points for electrical engineers who can describe what the 'upgrades' do...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (Ii765)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 07:51 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Desicat
Hey Ahmed, ever seen a grown president naked?
Posted by: Barry at September 21, 2015 07:51 PM (c7vUv)
So this was kind of different.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (bYGAR)
Fixed
Posted by: Muslim Achievement at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (c+vBe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (8ZskC)
Future Boston (or Dallas) bomber.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (Ii765)
No, and it sucks. Because he got some awesome toys from Microsoft.
I'd like some free Microsoft toys. And I actually CAN solder and would be able to make a clock, I'm sure, after watching a quick youtube video.
I could DEFINITELY without a doubt take apart a Radio Shack clock then screw / duct tape it in to a pencil case.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (AkOaV)
Statute says if it makes people believe it's a bomb. So yes.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (0NdlF)
I think that ThunderB was pointing out on Saturday (when I was temp-banned on my phone-crying for help but none came) that the kids at the school had been calling him "bombmaker" before all this happened.
Sounds like the kids had him pegged.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)
Yes, it probably will. Little beepers don't need much juice to beep. It's the lighted display that's the big power hog in a clock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Big Ahmed at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (awspb)
President Lounge A Lot can't muster one fucking phone call to any widow
of any cop that's been murdered recently.
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (c+vBe)
And no calls the POS out on that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (DiZBp)
Pataki does a pretty good job of pretending he's awake, turning his head towards whoever is talking, nodding and shit.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2015 07:54 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at September 21, 2015 07:54 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lester at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (2UPXV)
The the axicom is a relay, the IC might be a logic gate to invert the pulse and to drive the relay, the transformer. .
three resistors and a simple transistor would be enough and they could go inside the case.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (/YDCS)
Posted by: fluffy, undecided, stick, spruce needles, male at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (2iV3X)
Geir Lundestad's book, "Secretary of Peace", also describes personalities who decided the prize during his time as director of the Nobel Institute from 1990-2015. He attended meetings of the five-strong committee but did not have a vote.
"Lundestad has on several points broken his promise of confidentiality," the five-member committee said in a statement about the book, published on Friday. It said committee discussions are meant to be secret for 50 years.
Sucks to have to show your warts to the world ha? Much better to screw people and Countries in private ha? To Bad
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (GzDYP)
Or calls the POSiC about not calling Katie Steinle's family!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: avi at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (fijdj)
Ahmad: "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (iIzG7)
147 " I wonder. If you asked this kid how he made his "invention" could he describe it in detail? "
Sure. "I unscrewed the casing from my clock and then soldered the inside to the closest thing I could find to a briefcase.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (bYGAR)
I don't even think he could describe that.
I think he worked as much on this as some kids do on their pinewood derby cars.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ahmad of Lost Innocence at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: weew at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (O1uuu)
Public Policy Polling a dem group will helpfully have polling "results " out tomorrow from Iowa that will include--
Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Fatman at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 07:56 PM (j/ekO)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (c+vBe)
And no calls the POS out on that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:53 PM (DiZBp)
This would make great primary debate fodder. But Jeb! won't criticize El JEFe in case he's the nominee. Might alienate a few Dims.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Lester at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (2UPXV)
above average for an arab.
Posted by: avi at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (fijdj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (ucDmr)
Heh. http://tinyurl.com/omefhfu
See Romo -- if you'd just endorsed Trump, maybe you wouldn't have gotten yourself broken and could have had a great game like the winner Tom Brady.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: weew at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (O1uuu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 07:52 PM (DiZBp)
+++++++++++++++++++++
He'd just repackage a concrete vibrator and call it an 'invention'
http://tinyurl.com/oykf2vc
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (NaeCR)
He could say he's a Muslim Superhero. Superpowers: indignation; Jew-hatred and the ability to regenerate after detonating himself in the middle of a group of infidels.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (AC0lD)
_____________________
Clock-maker's daddy is a Muslim political activist. He has run for president of Sudan a couple of times. Of course, his family lives in the U.S., because who wants to live in a Muslim shithole like Sudan?
This is just an attempted shake-down like the so-called "flying imams" scam a few years back. Bunch of CAIR-trained muzzies deliberately get on a U.S. plane together while acting suspiciously (conspicuously reading from korans, praying out loud to allah, lots of furtive looks around, whispering and gesturing to one another, etc.). They were deliberately trying to raise the passengers' suspicions, hoping they'd be thrown off the plane. It worked, and they were removed from the plane. They then sued the airline for violating their civil rights, and got a big settlement. IOW, the airline paid them, probably hundreds of thousands of dollars, to go away and take the bad publicity with them.
Clock-maker's activist daddy is probably coordinating this current scam with CAIR lawyers, who likely planned the entire thing. The kid is just a pawn.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: Fatman at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (mcm0N)
The Internet is full of people saying "that wouldn't have happened if it were a white kid" in a way that makes the scenario a hypothetical. But it's not hypothetical, it happens all the time, and white kids do get in trouble over weapon scares. Which do you think looked more like an actual weapon, this clock, or the pop tart "gun"?
Posted by: Dave at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (4VOs9)
Yes, a clock could easily be used as an ignition device.
You use the leads from the speaker to hook in to your explosives.
Or so I've heard. In rumors. Online. No idea, really. Yeesh, I probably shouldn't even address this at all now that I thnk about it.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (AkOaV)
The next time, people will be afraid to report. BOOM!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
the average iq in the arab world is low 80's.
yes low 80's
Posted by: avi at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (fijdj)
When I realize that 52% of my fellow citizens, residents, and illegals voted for Obama at least twice, I wonder about the average IQ in the US of A.
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (wAQA5)
I thought of Sir Shankalot and Henry Louis Gates when Chrissy got the applause line that no one knows exacty what happened.
Wow.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (48QDY)
go easy on achmed.
the average iq in the arab world is low 80's.
yes low 80's
Posted by: avi at September 21, 2015 07:55 PM (fijdj)
When your family tree is a pole....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Pastorius at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (NaeCR)
Too lazy to look up the chips, but I see the phone speaker's wires used as input for a voltage switch. Don't recognize the right side items, but there's probably a voltage -> current stage that then fires a blasting cap for the Boom.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:00 PM (0NdlF)
with CAIR lawyers, who likely planned the entire thing. The kid is just
a pawn."
... in game of life.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 08:00 PM (iIzG7)
Congrats to her and you as proud uncle
The hard part I'd guess is the stress and nerves, more than the answers.
Although I'd be really tempted to do my best Sean Connery.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 08:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2015 08:01 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM (Ii765)
Sell their stocks due to their spokespeople being technical idiots and PC-enforcers.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:01 PM (0NdlF)
I actually expected a lot more anti-Mormon stuff in 2012 than we got. It was surprising, there was some but it was pretty much left alone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 08:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (AC0lD)
The sheep DNA content tends to diminish the IQ scores!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (990zB)
It wasn't me. I didn't form a conclusion for twenty four hours and didn't join the conversation for at least another twenty four.
I still reserve the opinion that the vid showing 'how' it could be done might only be an example. Not something showing how it 'was done'. I am willing to accept expert opinion that says 'yes, that was how it was done.'
I'm flexible like that.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (/YDCS)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM (ucDmr)
With a yuge smile the whole time, too. It's fun to watch someone having so much fun while winning.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (GzDYP)
But it's not hypothetical, it happens all the time, and white kids do get in trouble over weapon scares.
Posted by: Dave at September 21, 2015 07:58 PM (4VOs9)
The day this story broke, a local radio host rattled off a whole list of kids who have gotten in trouble for drawing pictures of guns, wearing NRA t-shirts, pointing their fingers and saying "bang bang", etc.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 08:03 PM (sdi6R)
Au contraire, mon frere. Among these people, the sheep DNA brings up the average.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 08:03 PM (iIzG7)
http://tinyurl.com/prff9sz
****
definitely not stunning and courageous
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 21, 2015 08:03 PM (ariQ4)
Ooh. A low and slow one.
Morons?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 08:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: avi at September 21, 2015 07:57 PM
Which is why his old man thought they could pull off the scam of brilliant child and his invention! They don't understand that he is one of the school idiots and weirdos and everyone knew it immediately.
Posted by: Lester at September 21, 2015 08:04 PM (2UPXV)
Looks like a down-and-dirty voltage regulator.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2015 08:04 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 08:04 PM (Uk9e2)
Look at the pictures of the protesters at the school. I'd bet $$ that the same school will be introducing hallal lunches and Muslim holidays within 5 years just to prevent this spectacle from returning.
It's all about submission, and nothing inspires submission like the desire to avoid controversy and media scrutiny.
http://tinyurl.com/qjn4njn
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 21, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)
Well, one could probably argue that if it caused the people in authority at the school to think that it might be a bomb, then it at least functioned as a hoax bomb, whether or not it was so intended. If it had had fake explosives, with a fake detonator wired to the alarm buzzer, it would have been a slam dunk as a hoax bomb, and little Ahmed would be in the pokey. Ahmed (or his daddy) left out just enough to provide plausible deniability.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (7MWCL)
But clearly all those kids don't count because they're not muslim. 80% were black though, but I guess black lives matter less than muslim lives in the game of victim gotcha.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (GZ6Pf)
But he's too quick to return to his lefty creds to make sure he gets invited to all the cool parties...
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: skip at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (7L6zt)
If you study, work hard, and build your own arcade console with an arduino, a broken laptop and some discarded joysticks, you get to keep mowing lawns to save for community college classes.
The lesson is apparently "be dishonest and manipulate people."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
*takes notes*
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2015 08:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 08:03 PM (iIzG7)
I stand corrected, I got the signs wrong! If it wasn't for the sheep DNA, the arab world would really be kcufed up!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:06 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 21, 2015 08:06 PM (S0bOl)
speaker's wires used as input for a voltage switch. Don't recognize
the right side items, but there's probably a voltage -> current stage
that then fires a blasting cap for the Boom.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:00 PM (0NdlF)
It's been a few years, but I do believe one is a variation of a 555 chip...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 08:07 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (iIzG7)
The next time, people will be afraid to report. BOOM!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 21, 2015 07:59 PM (q20+R)
Actually, the best play is to *never* use an actual weapon. Just constant "racist" fake bomb scares to wage psychological warfare, as Obama lauds each and every wannabe jihadist.
"You are powerless and your president is on our side."
Good that the local Texas school and police are on the side of their community.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (0NdlF)
The site is Diplomad 2.0
Posted by: skip at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (7L6zt)
All the kids are doing these days he says.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (V8uX9)
It's all about submission, and nothing inspires submission like the desire to avoid controversy and media scrutiny.
http://tinyurl.com/qjn4njn
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (NOIQH)
Still waiting on those meatless Fridays and getting Good Friday off so I can go to Church....
Oh, yeah, just for those who cut off heads. I forgot about that part.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:09 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (iIzG7)
At least Wiley's actually blew up. Missed the target, but they did go boom.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:10 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 08:10 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2015 08:10 PM (ztOda)
To be fair I jumped on the story before I even read the name figuring it was 0 tolerance nonsense.
But the more that comes out the more it stinks as a false flag.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 21, 2015 08:10 PM (tM4uk)
But he's too quick to return to his lefty creds to make sure he gets invited to all the cool parties...
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 08:05 PM (q5APL)
Eh, that's business, man.
He doesn't want to be boycotted and have the twitter mobs get him kicked off his TV show or his basketball team boycotted or whatnot.
That's just life. Just like Trump when he praised NY Dems back in the day.
I'd do the same thing.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 08:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 08:11 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2015 08:12 PM (VLTL9)
So 3 stages - differential to 5V, 5V to Hi-voltage, Hi-voltage to current switch.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:12 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 08:10 PM (57fhp)
He made it big in technology back in the day and has since been a venture capitalist.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 08:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Cruz is the one at September 21, 2015 08:13 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (NOIQH)
Link? Google comes up with some Portuguese site
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Ever at September 21, 2015 08:15 PM (QZdJj)
Get lost asshole FNC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (gf8BH)
Take pity on your BP and give up on Faux!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:15 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (NOIQH)
I assume he doesn't.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:15 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (j29PP)
weapon. Just constant "racist" fake bomb scares to wage psychological
warfare, as Obama lauds each and every wannabe jihadist.
"You are powerless and your president is on our side."
Good that the local Texas school and police are on the side of their community.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:08 PM (0NdlF)
Get a couple of falsies out there, scream racism, then eventually hit with the real thing.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:15 PM (ftVQq)
yeah I know.. but hate does keep me young
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: prescient11 at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (q20+R)
And when we do hit, will be with a BIG bomb.
Posted by: Iranian Mullahs at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (kG++O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:14 PM (NOIQH)
"Hi, I'm Mark Cuban, and I'd like to speak to Ahmed"
"Okay, let me grab my brother"
*shrug*
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (BO/km)
Do you do mods? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (7MWCL)
Because if not (and even really if so), that would be a great opportunity for a jihadi type to slip some plastic explosives in there behind the massive LED screen...
Hope the secret service has thought ahead about that.
Posted by: mynewhandle, Rand / SMOD, male, long bow, no ketchup on hotdogs, maryann, xe, xim at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (AkOaV)
visible explosive, so I'd be hesitant to freak out over it but certainly
there's cause for reaction.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Any tell from the photo what is in the mesh bag?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 08:18 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:15 PM (gf8BH)
Regardless he sorta proved the point there.
They're playing us. Even if the kid does love taking stuff apart.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 21, 2015 08:18 PM (tM4uk)
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 08:18 PM (j/ekO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2015 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 21, 2015 08:18 PM (msVAP)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 08:19 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Willy J. at September 21, 2015 08:19 PM (GfSPN)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2015 08:19 PM (9iR5/)
Bob Beckel was fired why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 08:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2015 08:20 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 08:20 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: skip at September 21, 2015 08:21 PM (7L6zt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:16 PM (gf8BH)
Whatever works for you! I sleep better at night for having not seen or heard Geraldo Rivers, Juan Williams, Alan Colmes, Shep Smith, Chris Wallace, or Bob Beckel for almost a year now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (HTcY1)
Watch the sisters to turn up at school with pressure cookers filled with nails for home-economics class......
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (DLu2s)
Drove across the local college campus and a poor stoner kid freaked out; thought we were narcs.
Posted by: Harcourt Guggenklamber at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (/YDCS)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:21 PM (ftVQq)
you sleep? Wow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (gf8BH)
.
There is a pig-fucking scandal going on in the UK!!
.
Posted by: FireNWater at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (KQL+K)
I wonder how CAIR dad would feel about that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 08:22 PM (FsuaD)
I know I am having a hard time receiving email.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 08:23 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 08:23 PM (BO/km)
Bob Beckel was fired why?
****
They claim that he was missing work, allowing his addiction to interfere with the job, etc... He claims to be floored by it because, he says, he was in therapy for his severe back injury.
My thought it that The Five is supposed to be a well-rounded, "fair and balanced" panel and Bob was frequently on the wrong side of the issues... meaning the right side of the issues.
He pissed off libs mightily with his stance on abortion and immigration.
Well, between Geraldo and Juan, they certainly have a well-rounded panel now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 08:24 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:24 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 08:25 PM (BO/km)
Attacking allies IS another Islamic "feature".
Posted by: DaveA at September 21, 2015 08:25 PM (DL2i+)
visible explosive, so I'd be hesitant to freak out over it but certainly
there's cause for reaction.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 21, 2015 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Hoax bomb is something designed to look like a bomb. There's no parts list defined in the statute.
Looks like a bomb; no innocent reason for bringing it to school; no innocent reason for disrupting class with it.
Legally, I don't think I can find fault with the police's procedure.
Politically, not worth taking him to court, so dropping charges after the fact is also to be expected.
Some form of suspension is warranted, and I haven't heard what's planned there; a day to a week works, but it doesn't matter due to asshole Muslim father.
The only place for overreaction I can see is the principal escalating it to a police investigation ... but even that is justified. A kid disrupting class with actual electronics designed to look like a hoax bomb ought to be looked at carefully.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:25 PM (0NdlF)
I keep that thing off unless I watch something on demand or TCM, better yet TCM on demand. Then I can pause or restart if I paused it long enough.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 08:25 PM (HTcY1)
He's completely lost it. The rest of the panel just sits quietly and stares at him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2015 08:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Overheard at Burning Man at September 21, 2015 08:26 PM (u5gzz)
I used to think I despised Beckel, but he is a veritable Prince among men when compared to Juan and Geraldo!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:26 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:26 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Timon at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (8Cw1E)
Posted by: Inventor Kitteh at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Iranian Scientist at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (qh617)
The words got a little mixed up. Sorry.
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:28 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:28 PM (rjtGa)
In Texas we have resource officers in school. They deal with everything from people wandering the halls without a pass to fights to (heaven forbid) shooting back if someone tried to hurt the students.
Anyway, my point is that escalating it to a police investigation was literally a matter of paging the resource officer to come down to the office.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 08:29 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 21, 2015 08:29 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2015 08:29 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:28 PM (uZNvH)
But he is not very good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:29 PM (gf8BH)
*Unless it involves a Muslim. Don't be islamophobic, racists.
Posted by: DHS at September 21, 2015 08:30 PM (AkOaV)
Jeb up! Come on get down with the spicness,
You bigot! Jeb up! Come on get down with the spicness,
You racist! Jeb up! Come on get down with the spicness,
Open up the gates and let them flow in to me!
Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 21, 2015 08:30 PM (zlWsb)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:30 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:31 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:26 PM (rjtGa)
++++++++++++++++
No zeros on any of my analog clocks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 08:31 PM (NaeCR)
Not that I go over there very often. But I guess they had the same issues there that the ONT had here.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 21, 2015 08:31 PM (AkOaV)
Sorry some here like to watch. Don't know what you're thinking tho.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:28 PM (rjtGa)
I quit watching all TV news after the 2008 election, then cancelled my cable in 2012. The only thing I miss is baseball, and honestly, I hadn't been following it very closely in recent years anyway.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
Jets Colts game looks ugly already.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:30 PM (rjtGa)
I know, right? I think the only scoring is going to come because of penalties
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (uZNvH)
Too many school shootings/bomb plots since Columbine. Even if they knew it was fake they had to be concerned that if left unchecked, the kid might escalate his attention-seeking behavior.
IIRC, there were reports to police about bizarre behavior an threats by the guys who pulled off Columbine - may have even been a lawsuits about police not doing enough to prevent the attack.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (rjtGa)
I bet he gets called a douche a lot, in whatever passes for his native tongue.
Pinch-faced nitwit.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (Dj0WE)
Clock the casbah
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (dULJN)
Well damn. I thought I was the only one who knew that trick. Since I'm not, I'll share another secret. Tell her to try serving their corn soufflé. She'll get the same reaction.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:32 PM (rjtGa)
Yeah OK, but how many championships does " isn't so bad" usually win?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (gf8BH)
CAIR shill, no doubt paid by Saudi Arabia to defend the dignity and honor of Muslims everywhere
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (uZNvH)
http://tinyurl.com/q7vqwb4
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:49 PM (NaeCR)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Bonus points for electrical engineers who can describe what the 'upgrades' do...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 07:50 PM
There is a relay on the add-on board. the ringer energizes the relay when the phone rings. The relay contacts close and conducts battery power to the "load" they want to energize.
--- And Achmed, Mohammed and Abdullah, please use the N-C Contacts for your load, not the N-O contacts.
Posted by: rd at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (SukjU)
Liberal outrage for muslim Afghan boys being raped turned up to exactly...zero.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 21, 2015 08:34 PM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:34 PM (NeFrd)
So yeah, once the teacher decided to report to the principal, it was going to end in arrest.
And the teacher should report it - she's teaching class and this silly kid is plugging strange electronics into the wall to mess with the other students.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 08:34 PM (0NdlF)
Loser. Pinch-faced, mexican shitbag loser.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (Dj0WE)
One. If your name is Trent Dilfer.
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (rjtGa)
So who was the lousy stinkin' foreigner on that panel?
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Burt, I believe his name is Jorge Ramos, works for Univision. The same twit who was escorted out of the DT presser. The guy is a Tool.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (9iR5/)
Heh, it's the Univision dude that Trump kicked out of his press conference.
Yeah, he's a dick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: mugiwara at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (UFZRg)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (sPO3u)
****
heh
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 21, 2015 08:36 PM (PMlgt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
Those are anarchist bombs, Seamus. Come with the membership package from the Amalgamated Brotherhood of Totally Not Organized Anarchists. Non-anarchists have to make do with Hollywood-style time bombs with countdown timers (because every mad bomber, ever, sticks around and watches the timer count down, just to be certain he wired it right).
Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 21, 2015 08:36 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: the number after 9 at September 21, 2015 08:37 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: himself at September 21, 2015 08:37 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (rjtGa)
Yeah OK, I'll give ya that one.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:37 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 08:37 PM (8ZskC)
It was beautiful.
What if a presidential candidate appeared on the Bill Maher Show and nobody noticed?
Say what you will about Walker and Perry, the most qualified governors in the race to drop out, but they showed integrity and a sense of realism.
Pataki, though.
He's electric.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (B77dy)
So who was the lousy stinkin' foreigner on that panel?
----------
Burt, I believe his name is Jorge Ramos, works for Univision. The same twit who was escorted out of the DT presser. The guy is a Tool.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (9iR5/)
332 >>Is he supposed to be somebody?
Heh, it's the Univision dude that Trump kicked out of his press conference.
Yeah, he's a dick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (NOIQH)
Thanks, I googlied him my own bad self. I just consider myself lucky not to know who these chuckleheads are. One of the blissful side benefits of never ever watching tv news.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (Dj0WE)
Not to mention all the boys (starting at toddler age) ISIS is training to behead, execute, and have fun playing soccer w/the heads of infidels.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (uZNvH)
Liberal outrage for muslim Afghan boys being raped turned up to exactly...zero.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....sigh at September 21, 2015 08:34 PM (pVkEV)
Well, to be honest, how else are the muzzies gonna get more suicide bombers, except to make them suicidal by ass raping them repeatedly?
I think I just threw up a little.
Tell me again about how advanced the religion of pieces is?
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (1+XCd)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (dULJN)
That's why I can no longer watch football.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - when seconds count at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (NeFrd)
Or something like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:39 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (uZNvH)
That's because mot of these idiots playing did not go to harvard....well OK except for one.....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: imp at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (XIXZz)
Nope....
/sings to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies...
This is the story of a man named Jeb...
A poor Hispanic who couldn't keep his family fed.
And then one day, he said I'll just follow my brood
And run for President, because its Bueno dude...
Now the first thing you know there's money from millionaires...
The pundits say get Trump off of the Air...
They said the Whitehouse is the place you ought to be...
So he loaded up on money, and ran gainst Hillary...
Bills that is.... with Roveys help... and Movie Stars...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (qh617)
Obviously. Now THIS is a bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJA1C19AyE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (8ZskC)
He's electric.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at September 21, 2015 08:38 PM (B77dy)
Less gravitas than Chris Matthews. And I don't even know what gravitas is, I just know Patacky ain't got it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 08:35 PM (rjtGa)
And now they let that little asshole announce games. He continues to torture us well after the fact.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (+YMhA)
_____________________________________________
Posted by: Timon at September 21, 2015 08:27 PM (8Cw1E)
Natalie's uncle is in da house! Congrats!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: the number after 9 at September 21, 2015 08:37 PM (2iV3X)
Mine just has tick marks. Minute hand was off by half an hour for years...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (NaeCR)
***
Nah, I recycled it from the other day.
Lightly used, pre-owned puns on sale this week only.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Titanium at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (u9UgT)
Good thing DoD learned it's multi-cultural diversity lesson so well after MAJ Hasan's workplace violence display at Ft Hood, that now they'll order the troops to tolerate anything the muz scum do!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (ftVQq)
"Bill Maher is also telling people to get over their Ahmad Outrage.
I can't believe this, but Mark Cuban, Bill Maher, and even Chris Matthews make good points here.
And Jorge Ramos is told to, basically, fermez la boca."
That settles it. Bet the house on the Chicago Cubs winning the world series and repent. The Apocalypse is nigh.
Posted by: USS Ward at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (kHNsF)
Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (1+XCd)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:42 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2015 08:42 PM (VPLuQ)
the Amalgamated Brotherhood of Totally Not Organized Anarchists.
Local 12 of the Villains, Thieves and Scoundrels Union.
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 08:42 PM (j/ekO)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (NOIQH)
Who the hell helps that idiot put on his pants in the morning, because I swear to God, he isn't capable of doing it by himself.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (nJvB1)
hey sorry i got a little hot under the collar and up in your face before.... we all haver our moments.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (uZNvH)
Zippy has the article at his place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2015 08:44 PM (VPLuQ)
Is there a reason why we can't have good announcers?
I loved the locals on the radio in Green Bay. I have yet to hear a good one on the national feeds.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:44 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (1+XCd)
******************************
Yep, that's Jorge.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at September 21, 2015 08:44 PM (nJvB1)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (sPO3u)
And a Cubs fan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (sPO3u)
Okay then. Was worried you were losing your edge....
Posted by: mindful webworker - when nanoseconds count at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (gf8BH)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm thinking my opinion of the political landscape has exactly zero effect upon the actual outcome of any race.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (+YMhA)
you and me both.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:46 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2015 08:46 PM (2x3L+)
hey sorry i got a little hot under the collar and up in your face before.... we all haver our moments.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:43 PM (gf8BH)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm thinking my opinion of
the political landscape has exactly zero effect upon the actual outcome
of any race.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 08:45 PM (+YMhA)
Yeah but it does affect how much pain you feel if you should happen to need dental work in NYC
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:46 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 08:41 PM (1+XCd)
Si, that was Jorge Ramos.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 21, 2015 08:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: navybrat at September 21, 2015 08:47 PM (ETxiG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 08:47 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:46 PM (uZNvH)
Gave up my License in that rat hole 25 years ago. I am in NJ, not that, that is anything to brag about
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:48 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:49 PM (uZNvH)
Gave up my License in that rat hole 25 years ago. I am in NJ, not that, that is anything to brag about
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:48 PM (gf8BH)
Okay sorry
but you get the driftPosted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:49 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 08:49 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: bjk at September 21, 2015 08:50 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: freaked at September 21, 2015 08:02 PM (BO/km)
Do you do mods? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 21, 2015 08:17 PM (7MWCL)
------
Mine is working ok, but of late I've come to regard it as ugly and frightening. Can you recommend a good disposal service?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 08:52 PM (zlWsb)
***
I guess if they get dehydrated they give them Ivy fluids at halftime.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: bjk at September 21, 2015 08:50 PM (x2rNW)
Isn't Cuban a bit of a nut case and one who thinks the 9/11 was an Inside Job?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:52 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 08:55 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2015 08:57 PM (2x3L+)
Like I said, this is like hooking up a set of jumper cables to the leads of a wall outlet and saying you invented an extension cord.
This is a farce.
An intentional farce.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 08:57 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
---
I'm glad Muldoon is on our side. His brilliance is frightening sometimes.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 08:57 PM (zlWsb)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 08:57 PM (GZ6Pf)
You were expecting maybe theyd donate it to hebraic kids with cancer?
Weasel Zippers
Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:58 PM (gf8BH)
Me too. I had visions of him doing the same thing to MSM a**holes during a Presidential press conference. We can dream, can't we?
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 08:58 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (uZNvH)
Zippy has the article at his place.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2015 08:44 PM (VPLuQ)
Surprising since they're both big on letting in as many illegal immigrants into the country as possible.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: goatexchange at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (MP8oE)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (uZNvH)
White and from harvard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 08:59 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:01 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Al Capone's Ghost at September 21, 2015 09:01 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
Serve.
(preferably while still hot)
(**may substitute medium or large toddy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:02 PM (NeFrd)
2 ounces whiskey
1 tablespoon honey
4 ounces hot water
1 teaspoon lemon juice
the whisky helps you sleep while the honey and lemon soothe your throat.
Posted by: Ein Stein, bitte at September 21, 2015 09:02 PM (LCH0/)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 09:02 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 09:03 PM (j/ekO)
so I put them all back in the oven for another 20 minutes and nuked them all. so I turned them all into shriveled chicken nuggets.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:04 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 09:04 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:05 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
Fan Duel and Draft Kings are owned by them huh. Well I guess we now know why the sports shows have no problem being sponsored and presented by them then. They know their lobbyists will work hard to keep it legal.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2015 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: NY Jets at September 21, 2015 09:05 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 09:06 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Geno Smith at September 21, 2015 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Ahmad's Clock at September 21, 2015 09:07 PM (Dwehj)
you forgot to pre-heat the oven didn't you?
As george carlin has pointed out, it can be confusing.
http://tinyurl.com/og56hdo
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 21, 2015 09:07 PM (AkOaV)
OT-Just because I;m a person, who is interested in this kind of stuff- :^)
St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland,
Is there something you particularly appreciate about this Saint?.
I've noticed some group is taking around the relics of St Maria Goretti on a tour. I guess part of it coincides with the Pope's visit because her relics will be in Philadelphia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 09:08 PM (1+XCd)
Posted by: Geno Smith at September 21, 2015 09:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jake at September 21, 2015 09:08 PM (fA0lE)
Oh no! Sorry to hear that
I've never had mine not cook through, but my guess would an issue with either the oven retaining heat or the chicken itself being unrealistic with it's cooking time.
If you want to try again I'd say put them in the oven dry for half the cooking time and then flip them over and see where they are. If they seem close to being done, then put on the sauce and cheese, and if not cook for a few more minutes and then check again. Not nearly as simple that way though! Sorry.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 09:08 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (dcCJA)
Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (rjtGa)
did you know there's a St. Barbara?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: GBruno at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: XPO172 at September 21, 2015 09:09 PM (1PDwB)
All these internet fantasy football leagues that you can more or less bet on?
Posted by: ThunderB
Not for long. We poised to kill this like we killed intent poker and online bookies.
BTW - totes unrelated to those Nevada money men backing the party.
Posted by: The GOP Controlled Congress
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2015 09:10 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:11 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: NY Jets"
Well, the Jets won't get you killed.
Probably.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:11 PM (G8Bhr)
BTW - totes unrelated to those Nevada money men backing the party.
Posted by: The GOP Controlled Congress
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2015 09:10 PM (kdS6q)
I'm not sure. Those are actually a threat to casinos and their money making. I don't think they do anything like fantasy football gambling do they?
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2015 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 09:13 PM (Uk9e2)
No matter where I go - f'ing Geraldo shows up.
Someday, someone's going to hold him down, shave his stache, cover him in oil.......and light him on fire.
Posted by: Florence Henderson at September 21, 2015 09:14 PM (u49WF)
Posted by: Ahmad The Clockmaker at September 21, 2015 09:14 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jake at September 21, 2015 09:16 PM (fA0lE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:16 PM (G8Bhr)
To the tune of "Chicken parm you taste so good!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:16 PM (NeFrd)
Yes; I think she's from the 4th century-an Eastern Orthodox Saint?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 09:16 PM (1+XCd)
Very convenient "invention."
Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2015 09:17 PM (xWruu)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 09:04 PM (GZ6Pf)
My youngest started her senior public school year 2 Mondays ago. She was sick by that Friday and on antibiotics the following Tuesday for bronchitis. Great way to start the year.
I like thyme tea. It's hoeowhatever, but makes me think I feel better. And hot cider with rum. Get well!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 09:17 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 09:18 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:18 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:19 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:19 PM (rwI+c)
I expect my free proxy will expire.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 09:19 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Soothsayer
----
Most saints aren't in the Bible. They're people from medieval times (and other eras) who performed miraculous works or were martyred while evangelizing.
Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2015 09:20 PM (xWruu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Badda Bing at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (/Vs1e)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (zrhpL)
I was particularly proud of the 9 minute snooze button because we had a 10 minute requirement for identification in ham radio, so this was a friendly reminder that it was time to ID.
Fast forward to today. Kid opens alarm clock, takes guts out, puts wires on them and mounts it inside a suitcase. Not quite the same.
Posted by: Gork at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (TkZty)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (NeFrd)
I expect my free proxy will expire.
Posted by: Carol
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I went searching the web for a free proxy, but accidentally typed in "pee foxy" and I was busy for hours!
Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (xWruu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:22 PM (rwI+c)
What Dawkins apparently said was that "_WE_ were all fooled," emphasis added.
Bullshit. Many people smelled a quite odiferous rat about Mini-Mo and his alleged "invention" from the very start.
The family background with CAIR. The suspiciously manufactured-looking appearance of his supposed genius firsthand design. The fact that the family wouldn't allow the release of the police interrogation transcripts while simultaneously claiming all kinds of RAYCISS ELEVENTY and OMG ISLAMOPHOBIA nonsense.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 21, 2015 09:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Badda Bing at September 21, 2015 09:21 PM (/Vs1e)
Eternally, even if he says something that makes sense once his life
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 09:22 PM (DiZBp)
Just think, this team used to include Tony Kornholer. Who makes Gruden look like a football genius with wonderous insight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (NeFrd)
Free Willow!
Has Daybrother been heard from since he left to check out gunshots nextdoor?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (rwI+c)
The English before us and the Israelis today know full well that musloids are not to be trusted.
All that musloids invent are terror, female genital mutilation and rape. But mostly rape. But you can't take those to school for show and tell.
Musloids gotta musloid I guess....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2015 09:24 PM (ej1L0)
Where does the fox pee?
Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2015 09:24 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:25 PM (NeFrd)
He comes on occasionally-often at night, but I hadn't seen Truck Monkey and I liked his posts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 09:25 PM (1+XCd)
Katee Sackoff plays the same character in everything -- a useless, needy, annoying smart-ass who barely hides her promiscuity.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:25 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: fluffy
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Why do you ask? Are you afraid to just google image search?
Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2015 09:25 PM (xWruu)
Posted by: anti-socialist at September 21, 2015 09:26 PM (o9lmn)
From Playskool - My First Clock
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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More like My First Left-Wing Media Hoax.
Posted by: RKae at September 21, 2015 09:26 PM (xWruu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:26 PM (NeFrd)
Like a DUI SMOD.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)
I was wondering about Truck just the other day. Gone for a bit. Came back sparingly. Gone again.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:27 PM (G8Bhr)
I'm watching Longmire, I neglected to mention.
I watch it because Lou Diamond Philips' "indian" character cracks me up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:27 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:27 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2015 09:27 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 21, 2015 09:28 PM (7RXcs)
St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland,
Is there something you particularly appreciate about this Saint?.
I've noticed some group is taking around the relics of St Maria Goretti on a tour. I guess part of it coincides with the Pope's visit because her relics will be in Philadelphia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 09:08 PM (1+XCd)
Sure. Found her at my 29th generation grandma on the family tree. I was hoping she'd keep me on the straight and narrow, but so far, no luck. Apparently her saintliness hasn't passed down through the generations....
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=166
FYI on St. Barbara.
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=304
St. Margaret. Born in Hungary, run out of England, married the Scots king, taught him some manners.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 09:29 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Charles Barkley at September 21, 2015 09:29 PM (S7x7a)
Wherever we please, thank you very much.
We are just smart enough not to do so in our own dens.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 21, 2015 09:29 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:29 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:29 PM (rwI+c)
LOL. Well, keep praying for her intercession. Maybe a miracle will take place, ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2015 09:30 PM (1+XCd)
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 09:31 PM (HTcY1)
The bartender went to work and whipped up a concoction with rum and a fruity mixer and a smoky almost BBQ brown nutty aftertaste. The doctor took a sip and said "Wow, that's an amazing drink! What do you call it?"
"Why that's a hickory daiquiri, doc!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:31 PM (NeFrd)
Name doesn't ring a bell.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:31 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:32 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at September 21, 2015 09:32 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 09:32 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:32 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:33 PM (9mTYi)
I have to start copying these and memorizing them for the next family get-together.
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 21, 2015 09:33 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:33 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:33 PM (G8Bhr)
Season 3 is okay-to-lousy, so far. I'm on episode 2.
Gerald McRaney looks awful. I'm guessing he's sick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Grey
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When the relatives start easing away from you, you will know why.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:35 PM (uZNvH)
Dawkins, like Sam Harris and Bill Maher, is a libtard who is wrong about 99% of the time (I say this as an atheist).
But when he speaks about Islam, he generally has a sane, coherent take, like the other two.
He realizes it is at odds with feminism and free speech, that it encourages the worst impulses in people and elevates them to virtues. He's taken a lot of flack for acknowledging that.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 09:36 PM (zlWsb)
****
Heh. More true than you will ever know.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:36 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eureka! at September 21, 2015 09:36 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:36 PM (uZNvH)
I'm glad I'm back, probably temporarily.
Ace,
If I send normal pic of my face & one with all my damage, will you get Pixy to unban me?
Good night.
I hope this still works tomorrow.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 09:37 PM (HTcY1)
Yes, I was gonna say the burnt chicken fingers talk is rather dark and depressing.
Do you like fishs ticks?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:37 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: eureka! at September 21, 2015 09:38 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 09:23 PM (GzDYP)
Not as far as I know.
Sure he's fine though.
....ehhh....
yeah, probably fine.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 21, 2015 09:38 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ahmed the Inventor at September 21, 2015 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (uZNvH)
You stacked the chicken fingers?
Ay yi yi.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 21, 2015 09:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:39 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 09:40 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
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As I noted on a previous thread, the brilliance of Ahmad's invention rivals Marcel Duchamp's invention of the urinal.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 09:40 PM (zlWsb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 09:40 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 09:40 PM (ucDmr)
No, I mean in real life I think Gerald McRaney is very sick. He looks like he's dying.
And he certainly did kill Branch.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:40 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:41 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:41 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 09:42 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Most famous person ever from Cardston, Alberta? They have a statue of her there.
Posted by: caitlyn jenner at September 21, 2015 09:42 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Ahmed The Magical Muslim at September 21, 2015 09:42 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:43 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 09:36 PM (uZNvH)
It is direct, but also a long way away. My Corthell ancestors go back through the Towers to the 11th century Scots. Nobody knows where the Corthells come from--probably changed their names after they were run out of Germany or somewhere, to avoid an unpleasant end--but at least one of them had the good sense to marry into the Towers, who were positively respectable.
It's a lot of fun, but you must realize that if you go back far enough, eventually there are only so many people back there so you are bound to run into somebody who made some sort of history. I prefer to brag about the ones who turned out okay....
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Ahmed the Inventor at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (3GFMN)
Ah. Yep that was your problem. I should have specified to lay them in a single layer.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (bYGAR)
So, any deep, deep questions about such, I'm your guy.
I'll cut right to the question most often asked: The longer hand indicates minutes, the shorter hand, hours.
Next?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:44 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 09:45 PM (7MWCL)
Teacher- "Nice, what do you call it?"
Ahmed- "Pepsi in a briefcase."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:45 PM (NeFrd)
Zero will be happy to oblige. The simpering faux Muslim asshole that he is.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 21, 2015 09:45 PM (sJl9M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:46 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 09:46 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:46 PM (NeFrd)
Sham-wow, naturally.
Posted by: St. Margaret Atheling Queen of Scotland, aka tcn in AK at September 21, 2015 09:47 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Ahmed the Inventor at September 21, 2015 09:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Kong exposed her.
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 09:47 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 21, 2015 09:47 PM (AkOaV)
Fumble Colts. This game is like a train wreck, just not as entertaining.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 09:47 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:48 PM (rwI+c)
Seamus, you're losing focus.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:48 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:48 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 09:49 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:48 PM (G8Bhr)
You guys just have a myopic view of the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2015 09:50 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 09:50 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says you're going to love my nuts at September 21, 2015 09:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 09:50 PM (3GFMN)
Anyone ever make a clock, seriously?
Like, slice a thin cross-section piece off a log and drill a hole for the clock components?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:51 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Seamus
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Soak in a mild solvent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:51 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 09:52 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:52 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:48 PM (BO/km)
One clock kit I'd like to get is one that displays an analog clock face on the screen of an oscilloscope. I have a couple of antique scopes that would look real cool with that set up and running. And I freely admit I don't have the electronic chops to design such a circuit, but I sure could assemble a kit, leastwise as long as it didn't involve mounting surface-mount devices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 09:52 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Soothsayer,
****
Sooth- you just invented the wheel!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:52 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 09:52 PM (ucDmr)
.As part of the Upper Division Comp Sci Dept. requirements, I had to take a hardware lab class. Kaurnough maps bitches.
Back then (don't ask me now), I could make this alarm clock on w breadboard with basic gates.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 09:53 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:53 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 09:53 PM (VviqM)
The ball shall be made of
Posted by: Achmed the Inventor at September 21, 2015 09:53 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Feh at September 21, 2015 09:54 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:54 PM (BO/km)
My father bought two houses next to each other. He demolished one and kept the other. Before we demo'd the house my brother noticed the bottom staircase post resembled a little grandfather's clock kinda.
So he saved the post and made a half-ass mini grandfather's clock out of it by carving it out and placing clock components in it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:54 PM (zrhpL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Molly k at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:51 PM (zrhpL)
My father did that, with a slab of maple burl, over 60 years ago. Made the hands and numerals out of hammered copper. I still have the next slice off that burl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Phinn at September 21, 2015 09:56 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 09:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: V the K at September 21, 2015 09:56 PM (c/Ipt)
I don't watch any of them.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 09:56 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Molly k at September 21, 2015 09:57 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 09:57 PM (1ijHg)
Hobby Lobby sells clocks kits. Just buy the clock kit. They're about $7
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2015 09:55 PM (2x3L+)
The stole little Edison's invention? Damn, next you'll tell me someone already created his new invention the watch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 09:57 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 09:58 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:58 PM (BO/km)
Boolean algebra. If you took a digital hardware design course, you would know.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 09:59 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 09:59 PM (BO/km)
My mother had 3 on her foot in 2006 & one in 2008.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 10:00 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Oh don't ruin the fun. We can start our own AoS transgendered support group. Admit it. You want to get rid of it. There's no restriction on socking public figures, in case you hadn't noticed.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 10:00 PM (zlWsb)
****
LOL. You should have followed the 12-hour rule on trying things you see on this blog.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 10:00 PM (1ijHg)
Trump's on it tomorrow night.
Posted by: Ahmed The Magical Muslim at September 21, 2015 10:01 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter
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X-Y mode.
Used to jury-rig mapping of memory location usage in computers by that method. Basically, two D/A's, one driving X, one driving Y. The low order bits driving one D/A, high order bits driving the other.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 10:01 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:02 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 21, 2015 10:02 PM (sJl9M)
A method for systematically boiling down and simplifying your digital logic design so that you can build it with off the shelf parts.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 21, 2015 10:03 PM (noWW6)
What does that gal do for a living these days? You see her all over the gossip rags but I've yet to read that she's gainfully employed.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 10:03 PM (JSovD)
****
I was not familiar with that term. Something to do with binary Y/N branching pathways?
(Now watch Seamus reveal his ignorance)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:04 PM (NeFrd)
I think that was Brian Williams
Sorry for bad cut & paste.
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2015 10:04 PM (HTcY1)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:04 PM (BO/km)
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Less ready, I would say.
Ever look at the Wright brothers high school notebooks?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 10:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:04 PM (OMXTD)
They put the "el" in electric. Duh.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 10:05 PM (JSovD)
Carol, since you been banned for bad behaviour, what you been up to?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:06 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 10:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at September 21, 2015 10:06 PM (WhfU/)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:07 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:07 PM (OMXTD)
There are exceptions of course. I've met some pretty smart kids, smarter than me. Not wiser though. They have to smash many more fingers to get wiser.
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: esch at September 21, 2015 10:08 PM (eEEbp)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:09 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:10 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 21, 2015 10:11 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:11 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)
He got the job.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (1ijHg)
Ahmad was the chief engineer on the "make a humanoid Hillary" project.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (zlWsb)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:12 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 10:14 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:14 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:15 PM (BO/km)
???
Ever meet a gay person who did not have an agenda and was vindictive as hell? Their marriages must be paradises?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:15 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:15 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 21, 2015 10:15 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:16 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:17 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:17 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: John Harrison has The Time at September 21, 2015 10:18 PM (iIVyq)
So Indy has this great QB and they decide to surround him with a shitty offensive Line? Who thought of that one?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)
Salary Cap
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:18 PM (uZNvH)
When he'd come out and trip and destroy his desk, that was great.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:18 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:18 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2015 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Meanwhile PP executives are caught on camera saying they feel no obligation to follow "ridiculous" laws...
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 10:19 PM (bYGAR)
I'm not so sure Luck is a great QB. Guy does some weird stuff sometimes. Awareness seems lacking.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:20 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: John Harrison has The Time
Hey man! Hands off my koolade!!
Posted by: Morris Day and the Time at September 21, 2015 10:20 PM (3+E+K)
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically you could stack the goats. Unless you just had one. Then you might have to dig a hole.
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:20 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:16 PM (DUoqb)
That's what RGIII said.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:20 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:15 PM (DUoqb)
Yes. But he is an outlier.
And.....FIRE GIRARDI!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2015 10:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ahmed the Inventor at September 21, 2015 10:21 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 10:21 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 21, 2015 10:21 PM (1ijHg)
Pack' did good. NFC Championship has to go through G.B. this year.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:22 PM (G8Bhr)
...and I mean that in a humorous ironic way, perhaps a bit droll, rather than as a personal attack that might get me banned.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:22 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 21, 2015 10:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Steck at September 21, 2015 10:23 PM (ibSYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2015 10:24 PM (9mTYi)
Wouldn't that be an insult to Allah? I mean, if Allah wanted a hole there there'd be one already. Right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:24 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2015 10:24 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at September 21, 2015 10:24 PM (BO/km)
Like, slice a thin cross-section piece off a log and drill a hole for the clock components?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at September 21, 2015 09:51 PM (zrhpL)
Made one for woodshop. The thing was shaped like an electric guitar, but one of the horns of the body broke off.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 10:24 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:25 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 10:25 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:25 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Katherine Lawrence of Hewlett Packard at September 21, 2015 10:26 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 10:27 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:25 PM (ucDmr)
Why do you say it was cheap.. It looked like a your basic football tackle to me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:27 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2015 10:28 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:27 PM (DUoqb)
If it's basic and common, that's cheap. It should be the most expensive, luxurious, yuuuuuge tackle.
Nothing but the best!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 21, 2015 10:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:29 PM (ucDmr)
He didnt put his arms out to slow his fall, and rode Tony into the ground for max effect.
So, standard procedure for a eGal. Not unexpected.
Collins better take that Guard spot over, that would have been his man that had the free run in the first place.
Posted by: Morris Day and the Time at September 21, 2015 10:29 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2015 10:30 PM (8HGb7)
The way things go. Now it's up to the defense, the offensive line, and, Weeden playing caretaker for a while.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:31 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2015 10:30 PM (8HGb7)
If your the Yankee Manager, either you win or it's yr. fault. It's called the George rule
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:31 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Baldy at September 21, 2015 10:31 PM (sEXjW)
1. To pierce with or as if with a horn or tusk.
2. To fumble at in-opportune moments.
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Jay Cutler at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:34 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 10:34 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:34 PM (3+E+K)
Those days are gone--along with the lavish spending on dicey players and the stupid trades of young players for over the hill gimps.
The only one of George's rules still in effect is the "no beards" policy...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2015 10:34 PM (8HGb7)
Holy shit, that video was amazing!! Where do we mail the prize?
Posted by: Nobel Prize Committee, Science Division at September 21, 2015 10:35 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Mohamed al Corgi at September 21, 2015 10:35 PM (yxw0r)
Hey, nobody cares that I'm out a few weeks too?
Posted by: Jay Cutler at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (S7x7a)
Jay, you still around? We all thought you had been eliminated from postseason contention already
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:35 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:35 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 10:35 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: John Harrison had The Time, 1693-1776 at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (iIVyq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (KCxzN)
https://twitter.com/bodybynance/status/645598402349268992
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (+W1gD)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
NGU should be happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (OMXTD)
Made a shop-clock:
Harley rotor and pads, hunk of plywood, spray paint and a few dummy rounds of ammo for 3,6,9,12 positions. Added a store-bought movement and....
Turned out pretty cool!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: X at September 21, 2015 10:37 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:37 PM (ucDmr)
Ironically, Washington may the best of the bunch. Philly is a college team right now. Giants are just the Giants.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:37 PM (G8Bhr)
Um, wouldn't that either be cierra la boca, or fermez la bouche?
Posted by: Kindltot - picking nits at September 21, 2015 10:37 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:36 PM (OMXTD)
OK I'll bite. happy about what? What am I missing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:37 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:34 PM (3+E+K)
Did you see Clausen? It took him three weeks to get a pass off
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (DiZBp)
Millions might be a stretch unless you include non-Cutler/Bear fans. I was hoping he was out for the season.
Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (j/ekO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (OMXTD)
This device was actually dangerous. The transformer is flopping around loose in a metal case. And his teacher told the police he had plugged it in. And they contradict Ahmed's story in a couple other places, such as what happened in the interview, but guess what...
Because Ahmed is a student, here is a gag order on the police and school that Ahmed's family has refused to lift. This is plainly dishonest. You can't hire a PR firm and then complain about your privacy. You can't claim all this stuff happened (including "torture" according to the father. The MSM/DNC got completely snookered here, just like with mattress girl, Sabrina Erdely, Rathergate, Duke lacrosse etc. Which brings us to the interesting fact that...
Ahmed's father is not just a vocal, nationally known Islamophobia activist, he is a professional Islamist troll. A couple weeks before 9/11, he registered a shell company called Twin Towers Transportation. That's why they already had the PR firm lined up. If you're wondering whether the name could have been innocuous, remember this is the same guy who's been going on and on about how 9/11 made everything so hard for Muslims in the United States. This guy spends more time dwelling on 9/11 than Giuliani or bin Laden did, the name is not an accident.
Posted by: TallDave at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (74ZYB)
Posted by: Sting at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: andycanuck typing with his elbows and nose at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM (+W1gD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (GzDYP)
I think Ahmed already invented peanut wine
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM (DiZBp)
Holy shit. I knew he had a company named that, but I thought it was after the fact trolling. The fact that he named it that *before* 9/11 adds a whole 'nother dimension to this story.
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 10:40 PM (bYGAR)
If it were coke you wouldn't have a problem.
I just invented something!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:40 PM (GzDYP)
Opened the can, poured it into a bowl, and nuked it.
I'll post a video soon, because this is too big to keep to myself.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2015 10:40 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2015 10:40 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM
I'm pretty sure I did.. *looks through stacks of peanut related invention notes*
Posted by: George Washington Carver at September 21, 2015 10:41 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:41 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Sting at September 21, 2015 10:38 PM (3+E+K)
Ahmed writes the songs that make the whole world sing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:41 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:33 PM (GzDYP)
As my dad used to say, "They both go down to the same place."
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:42 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: zombie George Washington Carver at September 21, 2015 10:42 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:42 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:39 PM (DiZBp)
Dammit! there goes my invite to El Casa Blanco.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:43 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:43 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz, ma'am, crossbow, TEXAS, mustard, Gonzales Flag at September 21, 2015 10:44 PM (bYGAR)
What the Foucault?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
---
In this day and age, Michel Fuckall, unfortunately. Postmodern gay shit head who died of AIDS.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 21, 2015 10:44 PM (zlWsb)
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2015 10:44 PM (FcR7P)
No one--and this includes the Japanese--is as racist as white Latinos....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2015 10:44 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM (K0fOn)
Unfortunately, in today's NFL you really can't win without good (not mediocre) QB play. Look at Brady the other day, 465 yards! So if you don't have a good QB, you're better off with a really bad one because at least you can draft some hope.
Posted by: TallDave at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM (74ZYB)
I took a box of sangria, and dropped a shot of Val-U-Rite vodka in each glass.
MMMmmmmm, smooth!
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM (K0fOn)
That was in the Before Time, in the Long, Long Ago.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2015 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz at September 21, 2015 10:46 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:46 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: zombie George Washington Carver
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We're going to need to talk to you about a salmonella outbreak. Here's the summons.
Posted by: The FDA at September 21, 2015 10:46 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:46 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: theoretical physicist discussing goat fucking at September 21, 2015 10:47 PM (+W1gD)
Posted by: Lauren-Team Cruz at September 21, 2015 10:47 PM (bYGAR)
Posted by: Ahmedenloch at September 21, 2015 10:47 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2015 10:47 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (K0fOn)
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:42 PM (OMXTD)
Warming to the idea they are actually a decent football team again. But we Jet fans are conditioned to the idea that disaster is just around the corner.....but the Colts sure are making it easy with all the mistakes and penalties they are making
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (DUoqb)
Isn't that song about a whore house in Texas
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 10:45 PM
Sho-nuff!
My fave dumb song in a commercial is Chevys use of "Immanence Front" it literally says its putting on a false front or as the chorus says "It's a PUT ON!!"
Lmao
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (3+E+K)
Although. You would need insurance
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 10:49 PM (VviqM)
Yes, it's just the time zone that changes
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2015 10:49 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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I think that should be El arco iris Casa
Posted by: The FDA at September 21, 2015 10:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM
Its outside San Antonio. They just played that song there, for the first time ever this year.
They put it on youtube last month iirc.
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:50 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Infidel at September 21, 2015 10:51 PM (K0fOn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:51 PM (OMXTD)
Colts have turned over the ball like a greased
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2015 10:48 PM (vsbNu)
FIFY
Posted by: Ahmed the Horny Greased Goat Inventor at September 21, 2015 10:51 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:52 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:53 PM (G8Bhr)
Posted by: Ahmed the Horny Greased Goat Inventor at September 21, 2015 10:54 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 21, 2015 10:54 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:54 PM (ucDmr)
literally says its putting on a false front or as the chorus says 'It's a
PUT ON!!'"
How perfect for Government Motors.
Say, did they finally track down all of the Chevy Sonics that the genius union goons on the assembly line shipped to the dealers without front brake pads being installed?
Posted by: torquewrench at September 21, 2015 10:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Teh Chicken at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: The FDA at September 21, 2015 10:50 PM (9mTYi)
My bad. The guys that laid concrete walkways at my house taught me my Espanol, but kept taking breaks to go do things in my backyard.
True story, one of my dogs rolled in it. Never. Again.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 10:56 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 10:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tuna
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He's not going back. Been offered scholarships.
Posted by: The FDA at September 21, 2015 10:56 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 10:56 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:57 PM (ucDmr)
And if you doubt that a 14 year old could form intent, recall the 11 and 13 year old boys sitting outside of school in AR taking potshots at students with a stack of rifles, killing 5. They pulled the fire alarm to get them all outside.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2015 10:58 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 21, 2015 10:58 PM (G8Bhr)
their classroom? If I were a teacher in that district I'd tell the
powers that be I do not want that little troublemaker anywhere near my
classroom.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 10:55 PM (JSovD)
Yahoo is breathlessly reporting that Ahmed Sr. pulled all of his kids out of the school. I'm sure they will be missed
He said his entire family plans
to fly to New York on Wednesday, where United Nations dignitaries want
to meet his son. Then, if the appropriate visas can be obtained, Mohamed
wants to take his son on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecca in
Saudi Arabia."I ask Allah to bless this time. After that, we'll see," Mohamed said.
Take the whole intercoursing UN with you to Mecca and stay there.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 21, 2015 10:59 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at September 21, 2015 10:59 PM (VviqM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 21, 2015 11:00 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 11:01 PM (zOTsN)
A ribbon cutting ceremony was held at Naval Submarine Base New London for the Undersea Warfighting Development Center, which will lead training of the submarine force in the latest tactics and techniques for anti submarine warfare.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 11:01 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2015 11:03 PM (+W1gD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2015 11:03 PM (NGd+i)
Sudden high winds in that school district as all teachers there let out a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2015 11:03 PM (JSovD)
Yeah? The Green Beret your trying to throw out begs to differ assholes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 11:03 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: JarvisW at September 21, 2015 11:04 PM (3+E+K)
Posted by: eric fanning at September 21, 2015 11:04 PM (+W1gD)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 21, 2015 11:05 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2015 11:06 PM (+W1gD)
According to media outlets, the company said Monday that the layoffs will be effective Nov. 20. The shipyard employs about 1,500 people.
The company said in a statement that the cuts are the result of a decrease in Navy repair work, consistent with the Navys decision to delay several modernization programs and the reduced number of Navy ships homeported in Norfolk.
The announcement comes a week after Huntington Ingalls Industriess Newport News Shipbuilding laid off 480 salaried workers.
No Money, No Ships, No Training, No Readiness
Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2015 11:07 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2015 11:09 PM (vsbNu)
Remember Saudi is the head of the human rights commission. This kid is the poster boy for "islamaphobia"
This is not done by a long shot
Posted by: ThunderB at September 21, 2015 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: TallDave at September 21, 2015 11:11 PM (74ZYB)
It'd make me a little nervous.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2015 11:30 PM (FcR7P)
Asked what his plans for the future are, he told GMA, "That clock was part of my future."
Kid was either delusional or conniving.
NASA's Muslim outreach seem to be working, though.
http://tinyurl.com/oczkk56
Posted by: KT at September 22, 2015 12:54 AM (qahv/)
I sat in the front row, right under my teacher, and kept "injecting drugs" in front of him while he was teaching the class. Till he snapped, took me out front for 3 leather straps across my open hands - the standard punishment. That's what I wanted, to push him over the edge, but I didn't do it again. Teenagers are weird.
Posted by: bruce at September 22, 2015 01:27 AM (X86uj)
Posted by: bruce at September 22, 2015 01:32 AM (X86uj)
Is the peace sign the new middle finger?
Posted by: sadeyesteve at September 22, 2015 06:44 AM (lPdaT)
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