Matt Damon, Predictably, Apologizes for "Damonsplaining" to Black Female Director

Allah covered this last night and predicted it was just a matter of hours before Matt Damon apologized.

Now he has:

Hunting for good will. “@NBCNews: Matt Damon apologizes for his comments on diversity http://t.co/jguYbqLn6M pic.twitter.com/gbsN6fGcck”
— CamEdwards (@CamEdwards) September 16, 2015

If you don't know what this is about, hit the first link. In a new Project Greenlight, Damon argued with a black woman about the need of a Director of Color (is that a thing?) for their movie, based upon the fact that in one scene a black prostitute is slapped by a white pimp. Given that single incident, she called for a black director, or a team of a female director and black one, to make sure the nameless prostitute was invested with dignity and something something Oprah Winfrey's book club.

Well, Matt Damon, who is a goonish, thuggish leftist when it comes to imposing SJW crap on other people, actually began lecturing her that she was wrong.

This is, as you know, a crime; a white person can never contradict a black person in Obama's America.

So Damon was accused of "Damonsplaining." In fairness, he was being the arrogant, condescending, stocky jerk-off he usually is. ( I point out that he's stocky because it paints a picture.)

Anyway, the SJWs went after him, and, very predictably, he folded.

I still don't think he's going to hire a black director simply because of this one scene, though.

But man, that would be just delightful if he did.

No but seriously, condescension aside, the black female SJW director was demanding a SJW choice in director because giving jobs by race and gender is allll they're about, but it's only the Sexist Racists who disagree with this regime. Note she also postulates that it is impossible for a white male to depict a black female character with any sort of humanity or dignity, but obviously it's the white males who are the racists and sexists making judgments upon immutable physical characteristics.

Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM

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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 05:44 PM (LUgeY)

2 I should really get one of those "life" thingys I hear so much about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 05:44 PM (LUgeY)

3 Hollywood...always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2015 05:46 PM (08Znv)

4 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 16, 2015 05:46 PM (zLv2s)

5 Can't decide if Matt Damon's racist or sexist.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 05:46 PM (LUgeY)

6 And when the black director doesn't win the Oscar, it will be because of racism of course.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 05:46 PM (0LHZx)

7 He's rexist

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 16, 2015 05:47 PM (0LHZx)

8 Man, those

Film
Actors
Guild

types are tough to deal with.

Posted by: Team America at September 16, 2015 05:47 PM (zLv2s)

9 I'm glad they keep doing this though...it keeps my list of what not to watch current.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2015 05:47 PM (08Znv)

10 MATT DAMON

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 16, 2015 05:47 PM (Iyg03)

11 this is me not giving a damn about this nontroversy...

anyone and everyone involved in Hollyweird deserves what they get for choosing to work in a cesspool.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2015 05:47 PM (Vha1U)

12

let them fight!

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)

13 for their movie, based upon the fact that in one scene a black prostitute is slapped by a white pimp. Given that single incident, she called for a black director, or a team of a female director and black one, to make sure the nameless prostitute was invested with dignity and something something Oprah Winfrey's book club.

How about just asking a pimp if it looked legit?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2015 05:48 PM (cN1tG)

14 MATT DAMON?!?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 16, 2015 05:48 PM (EHU9F)

15 Hunting good will?

How'd you like them apples?

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 16, 2015 05:48 PM (1DH1V)

16 OK. This shit has got to stop. We have moved from the ridiculous to the patently insane.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 16, 2015 05:49 PM (/Ho8c)

17 I'm glad they keep doing this though...it keeps my list of what not to watch current.

Heh, last movie I saw was the debacle of Prometheus in 3D. Saved for two weeks to go see it.

That was the first movie in about 6 years in a theater.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 05:50 PM (LUgeY)

18 Here's $400, kid.

Go buy a phone, buy a plan, and call someone who cares.

Posted by: Updated Pay-Phone reference at September 16, 2015 05:50 PM (zLv2s)

19 Many smackdowns will come in the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 05:50 PM (evdj2)

20 So we need a black director to direct black actors?

If they keep this up, someday they'll even have their very own drinking fountains!

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 05:50 PM (xWruu)

21 #20

I laughed.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (zLv2s)

22 Instead of arguing with her he should have fired her and had her escorted off the property by security guards.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (t2KH5)

23 "I think we all have work to do".
"um, wow, okay".
"I'm glad Effie flagged the issue of diversity, and it's high time for that to change".

What is the correct word for a plural of self-congratulatory putzes?

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

24 Live by the sword of social justice....

Posted by: Sam in Va at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (FHUFK)

25 first world problems. Epic problems. I would off myself with Cher's dildo if I was Matt Damon... seriously you guys.... with prejudice even

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (e7T6D)

26 Were their any green directors for The Martian?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (evdj2)

27 or there

or they're

any of the above

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (evdj2)

28 Love it when idiot lefties get slapped in the face with their own dick. Social justice baby!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (ucDmr)

29 DAT MAMMON.

Posted by: DAT MAMMON at September 16, 2015 05:52 PM (/f6Nd)

30 Seems apropos:

https://youtu.be/gnPWJOJYVKc

Posted by: johnd01 at September 16, 2015 05:52 PM (ukNFU)

31 Wait , there's white pimps ?
And here I thought that was a black thang , lo these many years .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 05:52 PM (Jws+u)

32 Wait , there's white pimps ?

In fairness, they're Slavs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 05:52 PM (evdj2)

33 haha. just make the hooker white.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 05:53 PM (AkOaV)

34 This shitbag ruins Saving Private Ryan for me. The guy he played had honor. This waste of skin has none.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 16, 2015 05:53 PM (FzE3e)

35 Backwards Boy:

"Prometheus." Damn.

I'm pretty sure the script for that was written by a 14-year-old who was angry at his former youth pastor.

The bit where the guy says to the girl, "You can take that cross off now, we found aliens."

Right. That makes Christianity void.

The existence of giant aliens coming to Earth in the prehistoric past somehow negates a book that starts out by saying that giant aliens came to Earth in the prehistoric past?

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 05:53 PM (xWruu)

36 I'm waiting for a reboot of Shaft with a white actor, because ... Diversity!

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (qOsoH)

37 Never ceases to amaze and amuse just how important actors think they are. They talk like they are embarking on an epic journey to touch at the heart of the human condition when all they are doing is playing dress up.

What a bunch of self-important, deluded douchebags.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (OGm46)

38 Jeebus! Is this shit for real? Hire a black director and or other consultants because some hooker (black) gets slapped? Remember when Cagney slammed the grapefruit is some bitch's face? Did they have to have Cesar Chavez direct it?

Posted by: jfalcon at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (QZBJn)

39 This is, as you know, a crime; a white person can never contradict a black person in Obama's America.

I thought just being white is crime today.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (493sH)

40 Matt Damon, color commentator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (W5DcG)

41 I have to admit. It was funny watching Damon's mask clip a lil bit.
The perfect liberal. "Why yes we need you colorerds in acting roles but hell no on the heavy lifting, behind the camera stuff. You haven't quite reached that level of competence yet".

Posted by: Drider at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (6Xbsz)

42 Back in my, beer-drinking, coed-raping, frat shirt-wearing, , lacrosse-playing, trust-fund days we'd have simply instructed "such other persons" to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 16, 2015 05:54 PM (FHUFK)

43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXvTyk9kPsQ

Posted by: Not Robert Townsend at September 16, 2015 05:55 PM (sJuWI)

44 "Wait , there's white pimps ?
And here I thought that was a black thang , lo these many years ."

They better stay away from my turf and my Bitches!

Posted by: Huggy Bear at September 16, 2015 05:55 PM (OD2ni)

45
Great. Now we are going to be stuck with a bunch of preachy boring films directed by black women and each one will demand an oscar or else?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 05:55 PM (iQIUe)

46 Am I the only one that wanted to pimp slap the black chick when she said "with love in my heart..."?

Posted by: Chi at September 16, 2015 05:55 PM (dcmpT)

47 DWS is at the GOP debate. with her double row of shark teeth

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

48 Let's just say that everyone on that couch was thanking God that they didn't cast a pumpkin headed bitch as the hooker. Imagine how she would have reacted to that?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2015 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

49 I've just started asking SJW's this :

Before we discuss this topic, I need an answer to this question: Are you fucking kidding me?

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 16, 2015 05:56 PM (0MJOU)

50 Matt Damon's new director shows up on set:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqSBivLhEc

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2015 05:56 PM (zLv2s)

51 Never ceases to amaze and amuse just how important actors think they are. They talk like they are embarking on an epic journey to touch at the heart of the human condition when all they are doing is playing dress up.

What a bunch of self-important, deluded douchebags.

Posted by: JackStraw

----

There was some dick at the Oscars giving a speech about "the things that divide us: borders, language, religion... but movies bring us together."

Right. Like we all enjoy the same movies.

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 05:56 PM (xWruu)

52 **Types deletes**

I probably almost got banned right there.

Close shave.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (rjtGa)

53 "This is, as you know, a crime; a white person can never contradict a black person in Obama's America."

Punishment? Financial ruin. Oh, for Dems? Mild embarrassment.

Just the other day, here in SW heaven, Seattle, two brothers lost their jobs for the crime of suggesting that full time employees could provide a better service than working moms. Their crimes? Being white males with poor social awareness. See Costello brothers.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (1DH1V)

54 Best movie pimp ever ? Morgan Freeman .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (Jws+u)

55
heh, Jabberjaw

nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (7OlRf)

56 Damonsplaining : MATT DAMON!!!!

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (rjtGa)

57 PS. on post #51.

Remind those actors that it was a movie that got people killed in Benghazi.

I mean, it was... wasn't it?

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (xWruu)

58 No stupid, don't you see !?? the director has to be white to bring authentic to the viewpoint of the white Ho-slapping pimp.

Diversity is for a bowl of Lucky Charms

Posted by: Sam in va at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (FHUFK)

59 I love how saying "we judge people on the content of their character (and/or on their abilities and skills), not on the color of their skin" is now considered racist thoughtcrime.

Oh, how far we have come.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (AkOaV)

60
I can't do this. Can't let this nonsense come into head and my heart right now.

I hate ALL these people.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (7OlRf)

61 Wait--isn't it kind of racist to say you need a person of color to direct when it gets down to whore slapping?

Posted by: Fatman at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (mcm0N)

62 Now he has to go sit in the corner with George r r Martin and joss whedon.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (whskH)

63 I'm waiting for the reboot of that movie where the two dykes drive off a cliff in a convertible because they're lady-parts were enfuego and they hated Bush '43 and Haliburton and being judged by society and then... uh... well... you know... never mind

Posted by: Toonces the cat at September 16, 2015 05:58 PM (e7T6D)

64 31 Wait , there's white pimps ?
And here I thought that was a black thang , lo these many years .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 05:52 PM (Jws+u)

Drexl Spivey (True Romance), Sport (Taxi Driver), Chuck Lumley, and Bill Blazejowski (Night Shift) come to mind. But, those characters were created prior to cultural appropriation being considered a bad thing.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (EHU9F)

65 How would a black director be any different than a white one regarding the subject matter? A black director isn't going to know/understand what it feels like to be a female prostitute getting slapped anymore than a white one.

(didn't watch the vid)

Posted by: Adrienne at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (lVcuh)

66 "This shitbag ruins Saving Private Ryan for me. The guy he played had honor. This waste of skin has none."

He almost ruined The Departed as well along with Nicholson. Luckily, DiCaprio and Wahlberg were so good that the movie is watchable. In fairness, Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen were great as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (OD2ni)

67 About 2 years ago, he wanted to move to LA but was worried about the schools. His kids went to those progressive commie schools famous in NYC. The ones who stopped teaching US history in the 30s since they believed we wd all be commies and governed by Uncle Joe. lol No, this is not a joke.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (iQIUe)

68 Oh....by the way.....the actor that plays a white pimp slapping a black ho will never work again.

Just sayin.....

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (rjtGa)

69 I love how saying "we judge people on the content of their character (and/or on their abilities and skills), not on the color of their skin" is now considered racist thoughtcrime.

Oh, how far we have come.

Posted by: mynewhandle

----

Also a hate crime: saying "all lives matter."

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (xWruu)

70
Fat Batman/The Martian 2016!

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (wAQA5)

71 .
*licks fingers*

Delicious

Posted by: TJ Camper at September 16, 2015 05:59 PM (u0NLA)

72 How's that Film Actors Guild membership working out, Matt?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (vgIRn)

73 aww

Bowe Bergdahl says he feels in physical danger from fellow military members

Posted by: ThunderB at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

74 Would M. Night Shamalan....forget it I might be in a hole.

Posted by: Fatman at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (mcm0N)

75
Clearly what needs to happen is to fire the actress playing the black prostitute and hire somebody white so the slapping can be intra-race.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (ODxAs)

76 "Drexl Spivey (True Romance), Sport (Taxi Driver), Chuck Lumley, and Bill Blazejowski (Night Shift) come to mind. But, those characters were created prior to cultural appropriation being considered a bad thing."

And Guido from Risky Business.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (OD2ni)

77
I was just thinking today they'll probably make a Columbo movie, and do it stupidly like they did Starsky and Hutch by casting Ben Stiller.

or they'll cast Matt Damon, or cast Melissa McCarthy...

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 06:00 PM (7OlRf)

78 "With all the love in my heart" is a popular SJW saying it seems. Translation: "I am morally superior to you, so shut up."

Posted by: fly gal at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (8TdcF)

79 If Obama was a director would he be qualified--enough?

Posted by: Fatman at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)

80 And also...of course...it's a white pimp slapping a black ho

Because the inverse never happens in Hollywood's Amurica.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (rjtGa)

81 Can they put a white actress in blackface and then slap her?

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (xWruu)

82
Watch Ben Carson tonight put you to sleep, then tell me with a straight face he's 'surging.'

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (7OlRf)

83 47: The debate is sponsored by Hellmans' mayonaise. She is the spokeswoman tonite. Hellmans' and Vegamite. Served at a camp near you.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (ucDmr)

84 61 Wait--isn't it kind of racist to say you need a person of color to direct when it gets down to whore slapping?
Posted by: Fatman
___________________

* enthusiastic studio audience applause, accompanied by hoots of derision *

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (UlJ3l)

85
Bowe Bergdahl says he feels in physical danger from fellow military members

Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (7OlRf)

86 If it were me, I'd get Bill Cosby to direct it after this.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (j29PP)

87 Ace's post about the clock bomb made me realize that these people are just like the safety assholes I always worked with. "Oh, I want to remind everyone that you have to leave the production area if you have to remove your safety glasses for any reason, even to scratch an itch,..."

They sit in these meetings looking for a reason to pounce and feel important and they know that logic, profits, reputation, etc. are meaningless against their bullshit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (LWu6U)

88
That's another thing. Trump had the stones to call Bergdahl a traitor.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (7OlRf)

89 >>>Best movie pimp ever ? Morgan Freeman .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 05:57 PM (Jws+u)<<<

**gets baby powder sprinkled on hand**
**slaps awkward davies with powdered hand**

Posted by: Baby Powder the Pimp at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (xzGte)

90 Can they split the difference by bringing in Rachel Dolezal as a stunt double to get slapped?

Posted by: RKae at September 16, 2015 06:02 PM (xWruu)

91 JV debate thread up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 16, 2015 06:03 PM (jR7Wy)

92 No stupid, don't you see !?? the director has to be white to bring authentic to the viewpoint of the white Ho-slapping pimp.

Co-Directors.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 06:03 PM (evdj2)

93 MATT DAMON

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 16, 2015 06:04 PM (Iyg03)

94 They need to get Terance Howard as a consultant.

Posted by: Jack at September 16, 2015 06:04 PM (53CCM)

95 90
Good one!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2015 06:04 PM (BHl9S)

96 Obama's America: Matt Damon and Joss Whedon are not progressive enough.

Wow.

Posted by: gwelf at September 16, 2015 06:05 PM (TJ8HB)

97
Screw this thread. I'm going to the top. Smell ya's later.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at September 16, 2015 06:05 PM (7OlRf)

98 "With all the love in my heart" is not very quantifiable. I might have none, but what I got, you get.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 06:05 PM (evdj2)

99 Spike Lee out of work and can't get a job?

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 16, 2015 06:05 PM (CIi4e)

100 Am I going to have to choke a bitch?
_

Posted by: Wayne Brady at September 16, 2015 06:06 PM (0MJOU)

101 re 23: What is the correct word for a plural of self-congratulatory putzes?

Clintons? Obamas? The Oscars?

Posted by: mallfly at September 16, 2015 06:06 PM (qSIlh)

102 I can't stand Matt Damon

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2015 06:06 PM (BHl9S)

103 73 aww

Bowe Bergdahl says he feels in physical danger from fellow military members

We won't go looking for him again. And to be honest, we're afraid of him shooting us.

Posted by: Members of the Armed Forces at September 16, 2015 06:06 PM (53CCM)

104
If Obama was a director would he be qualified--enough?
Posted by: Fatman at September 16, 2015 06:01 PM (mcm0N)
...........................

No, but we could keep him busy in the bathrooms.

Posted by: George Clooney at September 16, 2015 06:07 PM (wAQA5)

105 Oldmans' pimp in True Romance was supposed to be high yellow , wasn't he ?
One drop rule brah !

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 06:07 PM (Jws+u)

106 I can't wait to not watch Matt Damon's new movie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2015 06:08 PM (LUgeY)

107 Oh Bowe, you won't see him no more.

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at September 16, 2015 06:08 PM (evdj2)

108 That whole "with love in my heart". Routine makes me gag. And nobody would know her name from Jack Schit if she weren't on Mmmmaaat Ddddaaaymon's white people show.

I told a grievance nursing black woman one time that she ought to get down on her knees and thank God her ancestors were brought here as slaves, and if she disagreed she's free to emigrate to Africa where black people are so much better off.

Of course this was at a bar one night and I'd had a little bit to drink. Not sure I'd have said that sober. Maybe.

Posted by: Sam in Va at September 16, 2015 06:09 PM (FHUFK)

109 Hey! Affleck's family owned slaves! So fuck you!

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 16, 2015 06:09 PM (YFFpo)

110 I can't wait to steal Matt Damon's new movie.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 16, 2015 06:09 PM (evdj2)

111 what a coward. A black person director? lolz.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 16, 2015 06:09 PM (ariQ4)

112 With love in my heart, may all of these horrible people eat each other up for what they've done to the culture.

Posted by: Kensington at September 16, 2015 06:09 PM (7Kbxu)

113 In before Matt Damon.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2015 06:10 PM (2iV3X)

114 So is it black race pimp slaps white ho, or the other way around? I am confused.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 16, 2015 06:10 PM (1DH1V)

115 Affleck looked very annoyed.

And shouldn't there be a trigger warning about use of hte word "merit?"

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2015 06:12 PM (2Ocf1)

116 This is prediculative of the problem facing many directorial people of color who feel that the system does not adequately measure their level of involvement in the film community which is why we need outreach and faith-based initiatives to reassure the underrepresented, provide hope to those who have been marginalized and perhaps confiscated from realizing their potential as productive members of society.

Posted by: Ben Carson at September 16, 2015 06:12 PM (Ui7Rt)

117 116

Posted by: Ben Carson at September 16, 2015 06:12 PM (Ui7Rt)

lol

Nailed it.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 16, 2015 06:13 PM (1DH1V)

118 Is this the first white pimp since Guido in Risky Business?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 16, 2015 06:15 PM (nFdGS)

119 I was looking at the sidebar article about e-skin that can change color.

I figure it has the potential to solve all of our racial problems, or create entirely new ones.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2015 06:15 PM (sdi6R)

120 Affleck is like "I'm BATMAN, people! What the hell am I even doing here!?! Stoopid Matt Damon! My ancestors knew how to deal with situations like this!"

Posted by: Kensington at September 16, 2015 06:16 PM (7Kbxu)

121 Love it when one of these arrogant gas-bag leftists gets hoists on their own stupid PC petard.

Grovel, Damon. You f*cking deserve it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2015 06:19 PM (a31sM)

122
Oldmans' pimp in True Romance was supposed to be high yellow , wasn't he ?
One drop rule brah !

Posted by: awkward davies at September 16, 2015 06:07 PM (Jws+u)

Nah. Oldman based Spivey on pasty white guy Willie One Blood, who played Willie the dreadlocked DEA agent in The Professional.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2015 06:24 PM (o98Jz)

123 REWRITE!

This "Othello" play needs a Black co-author,

sez a Black playwright, (who is as of yet unproduced...)

Posted by: Whitehall at September 16, 2015 06:26 PM (u6y+O)

124 It's this the line for popcorn?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 16, 2015 06:26 PM (NeFrd)

125 I can't wait to not watch Matt Damon's new movie.

***

Oddly enough I'm not watching it right now!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 16, 2015 06:30 PM (NeFrd)

126 I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

Posted by: Martin Luther King, Jr. at September 16, 2015 06:32 PM (5fSr7)

127 Someone tell her to stop trying to appropriate our white pimp culture.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2015 06:33 PM (J2PCZ)

128 Damon argued with a black woman about the need of a Director of Color (is that a thing?) for their movie,

I have to agree with Matt Damon, here. Who the hell shoots in black and white anymore? It's all about color ... and talkies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 16, 2015 06:39 PM (zc3Db)

129 Wake me up when trump explains that the democrats have been going" Massa" on blacks for half century.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2015 06:45 PM (BTnAK)

130 I would off myself with Cher's dildo if I was Matt Damon

Posted by: Yip at September 16, 2015 05:51 PM (e7T6D)

Poetry.

Posted by: rfichoke at September 16, 2015 06:51 PM (vLCft)

131 Amhed Mohamed, the kid who fashioned a clock out of a clock - science! -, made the lead on the nightly news. Amazing.

Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2015 06:54 PM (ZnvRl)

132 Man, I got off easy with my dead ni88er storage rant.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 16, 2015 07:01 PM (RKQ/v)

133 So they make some unwatchable POS movie. Couldn't care less anymore.

Posted by: Hadoop at September 16, 2015 07:31 PM (2X7pN)

134 People who are easily offended should have a hobby. Like monkeyspank. I hear that's fun. Speaking of monkeyspank, Mrs. E put all our televisions on the new cable setup (that the cable ghouls are making mandatory in a couple weeks). The one in the den, where this computer lives, is the one I use with the sound off while at the hq with yous guys. Anyway, flipping through channels and guess what I lit on? Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Yep. Right on the pool scene. For the first time in my life I saw Phoebe Cates perky young breastes. I'm feeling pretty smug right now. Terrapin on a fencepost smug.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2015 07:39 PM (go5uR)

135 36 I'm waiting for a reboot of Shaft with a white actor, because ... Diversity!

Well, speaking of diversity, I understand that there is a re-boot of the old 70's show Hart to Hart. This time the Hart's will be a gay male couple.... xuz... Diversity!

Posted by: Havildar Major at September 16, 2015 07:44 PM (jpW6t)

136 "Best movie pimp ever ? Morgan Freeman ."

I gotta go with Drexel Spivey there.

So, by this stupid hint's logic, Spike Lee can no longer direct white actors, despite the fact that the only watchable movies he makes are the ones that aren't whitey hating screeds. Good to know.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 16, 2015 07:59 PM (c+vBe)

137 Going back a bit, but Billy Clyde Tuggle from All My CHildreth was a pioneer g soap opera white pimp.

Posted by: Andrew at September 16, 2015 08:00 PM (r5cH0)

138 So I just watched that video. Damon is a loathsome soy based pussy, but honestly I don't think he was condescending ENOUGH to this ridiculous woman. And I'm a little surprised Affleck, who's clearly juicing for Batman, didn't roid rage and throw a book at her.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 16, 2015 08:05 PM (c+vBe)

139 138.... Heh... afleck actually played a roid-rage HS football jock (a stretch, I know) waaaaay back before he got famous in one of those HBO after-school specials. It was called "Something-Or-Other, the what's-his-name story"

They also had one where Calista Flockhart played a bulemic (I know, right!?!?!)

Somewhere in the vault is probably one where Alan Cumming plays a child-touching weirdo.

No, Im not making either of those first two up.

Posted by: Sam In VA at September 16, 2015 08:23 PM (FHUFK)

140 Boy o' boy (I denounce myself) does that SJW lady push the envelope here, using one non-racial scene in a movie (pimp hits ho cuz ho, not cuz color) to claim need for tabling movie for black director? And Damon caves with apology? Sheesh.

Posted by: eureka! at September 16, 2015 08:30 PM (g1MTt)

141 I think it's amusing that the woman thinks there is dignity in getting pimp slapped.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2015 08:39 PM (6n332)

142 Nigs gonna nig.

Posted by: Roger Fuckebythenavele at September 16, 2015 09:39 PM (tWUja)

143 So much for Effie Brown's career in Hollywood. Nobody will hire her after this.

Posted by: DamnCat at September 17, 2015 09:30 AM (j6ghf)

144 Buck cites proper name John le Fucker from 1278, but that surname could have other explanations. The word apparently is hinted at in a scurrilous 15c. poem, titled "Flen flyys," written in bastard Latin and Middle English. The relevant line reads:
Non sunt in celi
quia fuccant uuiuys of heli
"They [the monks] are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of [the town of] Ely." Fuccant is pseudo-Latin, and in the original it is written in cipher. The earliest examples of the word otherwise are from Scottish, which suggests a Scandinavian origin, perhaps from a word akin to Norwegian dialectal fukka "copulate," or Swedish dialectal focka "copulate, strike, push," and fock "penis." Another theory traces the Modern English verb to Middle English fyke, fike "move restlessly, fidget" (see fike) which also meant "dally, flirt," and probably is from a general North Sea Germanic word (compare Middle Dutch fokken, German ficken "fuck," earlier "make quick movements to and fro, flick," still earlier "itch, scratch;" the vulgar sense attested from 16c.). This would parallel in sense the vulgar Middle English term for "have sexual intercourse," swive, from Old English swifan "to move lightly over, sweep" (see swivel). But OED remarks that these "cannot be shown to be related" to the English word. Liberman has this to say:
Germanic words of similar form (f + vowel + consonant) and meaning 'copulate' are numerous. One of them is G. ficken. They often have additional senses, especially 'cheat,' but their basic meaning is 'move back and forth.' ... Most probably, fuck is a borrowing from Low German and has no cognates outside Germanic.

Posted by: the word at September 18, 2015 06:56 AM (X86uj)

145 http://www.etymonline.com/

Posted by: bruce at September 18, 2015 06:57 AM (X86uj)

146 The word continued in common speech, however. During World War I: "It became so common that an effective way for the soldier to express this emotion was to omit this word. Thus if a sergeant said, 'Get your ----ing rifles!' it was understood as a matter of routine. But if he said 'Get your rifles!' there was an immediate implication of urgency and danger." [John Brophy, "Songs and Slang of the British Soldier: 1914-1918," pub. 1930]

Posted by: bruce at September 18, 2015 07:00 AM (X86uj)

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