Hillary Clinton on Hiding Her Emails From Everyone Except Foreign Intelligence Services: What Can I Say, People, Except M'Bad

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton finally apologized for her use of a private email server while secretary of state in an interview with ABC on Tuesday.
"That was a mistake," Clinton said. "I'm sorry about that, I take responsibility, and I’m trying to be as transparent as I possibly can."
The clip was an excerpt from an interview with ABC World News Tonight anchor David Muir, which is slated to broadcast in full Tuesday night. It marks a major change in rhetoric for Clinton, who has been adamant that nothing she did regarding her use of a private server merited an apology.

Hit the link to see video of her previous refusals to apologize. The video of her apology below the fold.

On her "I'm trying to be as transparent as I can" line -- Dana Perino pointed out on The Five tonight that Hillary has broken and re-broken the exact same "Hillary is going to be more spontaneous and transparent" story four or five times this cycle alone, and the press always reports this as if this is a genuine and new news story, instead of what it is -- the same lie she's told four times before with great press fanfare.

In fact, this eternal story -- that Hillary will be showing a new, more spontaneous, more human side -- has been re-"broken" dozens of times since the 1990s:

Given today's article that Hillary plans to show more "humor and heart," I'm just going to leave this here: pic.twitter.com/GhaOyOCzGq
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) September 8, 2015

From 1995. Hillary's quest for a "softer image" has been going on for at least 20 years now. pic.twitter.com/uLWnT8WzKn
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) September 8, 2015

How many times will the media carry her water in proclaiming the New, Unscripted, Human Hillary?

By the way, she showed off her totes new, unscripted side just a couple of hours ago.

.@TheEllenShow but seriously, where are we on gefilte fish?
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 8, 2015

Boy that Hillary -- they should have named her Hilarious Rodham Clinton, because that's what she is!!!

Here's Hillary showing off some of her new humanness and spontaneity:

“Clinton campaign announced that it will plan spontaneity.” https://t.co/dwerAbfTPe
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) September 8, 2015

Some leftwing comics are even joining in on the ridicule:

Dear Hilary Clinton's aides: Announcing she plans to show "more heart and humor" is what you say about a Terminator you've reprogrammed.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2015

And here's one of Hillary's first initiatives in being human, warm, accessible and transparent: The State Department (which she used to head, and which undoubtedly still has many of her partisans within it) will be "building a case" against the Intelligence Community slandering the very human Hillary.

The State Department is working on a document analysis to refute the intelligence community's findings that some of Hillary Clinton's emails should have been marked "top secret" when sent.
John Kirby, the agency's spokesman, said Tuesday the State Department was building a case against the intelligence community's conclusion "based on documents that only we have."
"We would continue to maintain that any conclusion about the classification of the documents in question is premature," Kirby said.

So there.

This comes on the heels, by the way, of a second review also agreeing with the Inspector General that these were indeed TS/SCI (Top Secret/Secret Compartmented Information) emails.

But Hillary just wants that one document she can point to where she says "Oh this has all been debunked and discredited."

Just like Planned Parenthood paid for their own "analysis" to prove those hidden camera videos were "heavily edited" and "misleading."

Oh, and part of Hillary's New, Human, Warm, Unscripted and Transparent initiative 12.1 (beta), she's calling for more transparency in donations.

I guess like with the Clinton Foundation donations, the emails about which she destroyed.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM

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1 Human Hillary - 2016

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 08, 2015 06:18 PM (AC0lD)

2 Well, excuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeee meeeeeeeee.

(there, that should hold the bastards)

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 06:19 PM (LAe3v)

3 Gotta say, that huck akin 16 dude has them glued to the last thread

Posted by: Ancient Astronaut Theorist at September 08, 2015 06:20 PM (msVAP)

4 Hillary - Heart
Biden - Brains
Kerry - Courage

That's quite a collection of qualities the Democrats are in need of...
They should see someone about that.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 08, 2015 06:20 PM (AC0lD)

5 She's not sorry. The lying bitch.

Posted by: Sixkiller at September 08, 2015 06:20 PM (bfpzm)

6 She takes responsibility? No she doesn't. Fucking liar.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 08, 2015 06:20 PM (q20+R)

7 Seriously, this woman needs someone behind her at all times, so that when she starts into RoboHill nodding, they goose her.

I ain't doin' it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:20 PM (LAe3v)

8 I'd like to ask him how Jon Corzine is doing. I hope he's well.

Posted by: Ancient Astronaut Theorist at September 08, 2015 06:21 PM (msVAP)

9 Fiorina had a good bit on, I think CBS, explaining all the trouble Clinton actually had to go to, to set up her own email server "in her basement".

Found it:

https://youtu.be/GDKnM0n0sTU

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2015 06:21 PM (2lndx)

10

If only the world read AOSHQ, daily.

Dems would be crying in a corner with Boehner.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2015 06:21 PM (qCMvj)

11 I for one am excited for the new, spontaneous, transparent Hillary.

Also, I thought she had nothing to apologize for and her emails were totes above board -- why is she apologizing?

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM (AkOaV)

12 7
Seriously, this woman needs someone behind her at all times, so that when she starts into RoboHill nodding, they goose her.

Electric shocks would also work. 100 kV should do it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

13 2
Well, excuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeee meeeeeeeee.

(there, that should hold the bastards)

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 06:19 PM (LAe3v)
While I whip it out! Wait. . .Hillary. . .still works!

Posted by: AdamPM at September 08, 2015 06:23 PM (p3ppe)

14 Electric shocks would also work. 100 kV should do it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM

Cattle prod?

Posted by: huerfano at September 08, 2015 06:23 PM (bynk/)

15 I am looking forward to spontaneous Hillary taking her scooter off road.

And intentionally accelerating into pools of reporters trying to take a few out.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 08, 2015 06:23 PM (AC0lD)

16 Did Sauron have cankles?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (nwiWE)

17 Ugh, unfortunately all the stuff in this post is making my computer all wonky.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (q20+R)

18 Maybe I should drink more? I think I need to drink more. That'll loosen me up and make me seem more genuine. Also my dance moves may win me some votes with the youth.

Posted by: Hilary at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (HstNY)

19 Yeah, "trying to be as transparent as I can" is like your prison rapist saying he's trying to be as gentle as he can.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (TOk1P)

20 The "apology" is simply a "fall back to the next line of defense."

The reason she had a private email server in the first place, and the reason she covered it up, is that she was using unmonitored email to conduct corrupt pay-for-play grifting deals with foreign government and corporations.

She was selling her influence in the US government to the highest bidder.

This "apology" is simply one more last-ditch attempt to cover up for this obvious crime.

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (jBuUi)

21 That witch has had more reboots than Spiderman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

22 14
Electric shocks would also work. 100 kV should do it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM

Cattle prod?

Posted by: huerfano

I was thinking more along the lines of a rail gun capacitor bank. RINO.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

23 Humna-Humna's meat puppet dummy act needs work.

And oh yeah Hillary!, you need to share a cell with Manning and Bergdahl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (Sz+px)

24 Do I even need to say it?

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (Wckf4)

25 Seriously, this woman needs someone behind her at all times, so that when she starts into RoboHill nodding, they goose her.

Electric shocks would also work. 100 kV should do it.
Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

Just scare her with her own laugh.

Someone really needs to make that into a Halloween button pin.

Also good mood background sounds to scare the trick-or-treaters away.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)

26 I think I relate to humans as well as the next entity.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 08, 2015 06:26 PM (HXzvr)

27 The "apology" is simply a "fall back to the next line of defense."

Mein fuhrer.......Steiner.....

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:26 PM (LAe3v)

28 "That's a wonderful story, Hillary. I noticed you've become more human."

"I've been giving myself shock treatments."

Posted by: Professor Hathaway at September 08, 2015 06:27 PM (2lndx)

29 "The State Department is working on a document analysis to refute the intelligence community's findings that some of Hillary Clinton's emails should have been marked "top secret" when sent."

She will corrupt any institution (e.g. the State Department), smear any person who stands in her way, use any advantage (The Clinton Foundation) and throw any person under the bus (IT guy) to grab power. All the while being abetting by the media.

Posted by: duke at September 08, 2015 06:27 PM (mDxGf)

30 Woman's as cuddly as a cactus.
Saw first Bernie bumper sticker on a car with young woman driving in s.e.Pa.

Posted by: skip at September 08, 2015 06:27 PM (/+FjP)

31 We can rebuild her. We have the technology...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 08, 2015 06:27 PM (YFFpo)

32 Let's not talk about 'oo killed 'oo...

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2015 06:28 PM (Xd2w5)

33 Mein fuhrer.......Steiner.....
Posted by: pep

Has anybody yet made a "Hitler learns that his email server has been exposed"?

If so -- link?

If not -- WHY NOT???

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:28 PM (jBuUi)

34 This week I'll be making a stylish new pantsuit from flax that I harvested myself.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

35 Is it wrong that I feel like right now, at the very least, we won't have Hillary!! as president?

Posted by: Lauren at September 08, 2015 06:29 PM (rG0fn)

36 So, Barry, does Hilary need a new upgrade to her OS?

Yes, I think it's quite clear she does Other Barry.

Posted by: Barry Dylan at September 08, 2015 06:29 PM (HstNY)

37 Zombie, well there is this video - https://youtu.be/bspbQJqI-h4

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:29 PM (Sz+px)

38 By "being as transparent as I can," she means she's being fractionally, incrementally more forthcoming in the hope that this will finally be the one to make this whole thing go away.

Posted by: JPS at September 08, 2015 06:30 PM (UN0xE)

39
I see Ben Domenech made the sideboob. His last piece about Trump was very asswipe-ish. This one looks like a little backhanded..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:30 PM (WdCTZ)

40 It's so life-like.

Posted by: soozer47 at September 08, 2015 06:31 PM (egbr+)

41 Scenario: Excited female supporter crosses security line, thrusts infant toward you. You:

a. Tell her to go to the back of the line
b. Pat the baby
c. Eat the baby

Hillz: Eat the baby? No, PAT the baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2015 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

42 Okay, sorry I flushed the security of the fucking country down the fucking toilet! Okay! Are you FUCKING RUBES HAPPY NOW!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 08, 2015 06:31 PM (YFFpo)

43 Remember when we joked about Mittbot 2.0? At least he showed some improvement between upgrades. Hillbot spews different nonsense, but never makes any improvement on the main goal of more humanity.

Her software must be getting more inefficient and buggy, though, because she has slowed down considerably over the years.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 08, 2015 06:31 PM (LK1al)

44 Well how do you expect a reptilian to act human when they have a tiny brain that has exponentially more power than our relatively large brains have and then the fact that the British reptilians monarchs are freaking out about this shouldn't cause us any worry at all I mean they only have access with nukes and who knows what other powerful otherworldly weapons they may use to subjugate the people of this world to use their ear balls for fuel to advance their master race.

Posted by: Alex at September 08, 2015 06:31 PM (ogFtE)

45 New Czar appointed to work on State e-mails has some Hillary history.

Recent history

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=233792

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (VPLuQ)

46 There is a theoretical limit to the warmth and spontaneity that Hillary Clinton can show.

I'll quote to you from the physics paper that showed this:

"Assume a spherical Hillary..."

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (Xd2w5)

47 "I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can..."
--------------------

Transparent?
Indeed you are, my dear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (9mTYi)

48 19
Yeah, "trying to be as transparent as I can" is like your prison rapist saying he's trying to be as gentle as he can.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 06:24 PM (TOk1P)

For some reason, this resonated with me.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell-icious at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (fMQoG)

49 You know, ol' Stalin had to snuff Lenin when the old bugger got to be too weak to resist. And Khrushchev put a pillow over Stalin's face when Uncle Joe was not dying fast enough for his taste.

Hillery should not be accepting any drinks from any Russians, is what I'm suggesting. The old communist bugger doesn't seem to know she's dead already. They may need to help convince her.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (TOk1P)

50 Then again Hillary supports sticking to the those Wall Street fat cats too, so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (e/W+h)

51 I *am* the droid you are looking (to vote) for!

Posted by: Hillbot 4.0 at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (lVU49)

52 If there were an SNL show worth a damn, the "Phil Hartman as Mastermind Reagan" skit done as "Once the door is closed Hillary is sweet, empathetic, transparent and good-hearted" would be funny. Probably five minutes too long but funny. well, funny-ish.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 08, 2015 06:32 PM (0MJOU)

53

I so wanted Patton Oswalt's lame ass character on Justified to be blown up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (WdCTZ)

54 Her software must be getting more inefficient and buggy, though, because she has slowed down considerably over the years.

Her "software" has likely had a few ischemic strokes and a couple of concussions along the way.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (PMGbu)

55
Reset Button Ver. 2.0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (9mTYi)

56 I still have a difficult time believing that Democrat voters will willingly select Nurse Ratched as their nominee if given an actual choice.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (9n4oW)

57 25
Seriously, this woman needs someone behind her at all times, so that when she starts into RoboHill nodding, they goose her.

Electric shocks would also work. 100 kV should do it.

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

Just scare her with her own laugh.

Someone really needs to make that into a Halloween button pin.

Also good mood background sounds to scare the trick-or-treaters away.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 08, 2015 06:25 PM (qCMvj)
I nominate Squinja (Sasquatch Ninja)! No job is to dirty, tough, or degrading for Squinja! It's like Mike Rowe but much hairier and more likely to attack for beef jerky.

Posted by: AdamPM at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (p3ppe)

58 On local radio Ed Rendell a Clintonian was giving the documents are way overblown about classified status.

Posted by: skip at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (/+FjP)

59 Listen..... I hear the cry of the Deep Doo-doo Bird!

Posted by: Hamilton at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (4djZu)

60 "'That was a mistake,' Clinton said. 'I'm sorry about that, I take
responsibility, and I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can.'"

Well, actually, that "mistake" was an outright federal felony crime, since classified message traffic came across that server.

For some reason -- just guessing wildly here with no basis -- I figure that ABC News probably did not hit her with that as a followup question.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (noWW6)

61 It's not like she really has anything to apologize for. I mean, she's already told us that she had no emails marked "classified" on her server. I mean, like doilies, or something. I'm sure Pagliano probably told her they'd block the airflow.

Posted by: pjf at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (lFpNC)

62 37 Zombie, well there is this video - https://youtu.be/bspbQJqI-h4
Posted by: Anna Puma

Pretty good one! A different scene from the same movie, presumably. Thx!

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (jBuUi)

63 "She's not sorry. "

Sorry that she got caught is all.

Great little scamola she had runnin' for a while.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (LA7Cm)

64 I'm sorry that you people are so stupid.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)

65
Yeah ET ("Earlier Topic" - do I get credit for a new internet term?), but about that Senate Iran filibuster thing.

It hasn't actually happened yet, but we'll soon see whether the Dems filibuster the motion to proceed to the resolution. Also, 41 "in support" of a measure does not *always* mean 41 to support preventing vote on final passage or motion to proceed to that measure.

Just two weeks ago, Sen Cotton was musing on the radio that he could not imagine his Dem colleagues preventing a vote on a matter of such importance.

Not (at all) to slam Cotton in any way, but wow. It's like he was time-travelled from 1988 or something. And even then, it was getting close to the way it is now. Lots of hyperbole on the web about how bad things are. But in many areas, it's just as bad as people are saying.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (QDnY+)

66 "That was a mistake," Clinton said. "I'm sorry about that, I take
responsibility, and I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can."

(Adjusts coke-bottle thick eyeglasses on nose)

I see right through you.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (RFeQD)

67 >>Oh, and part of Hillary's New, Human, Warm, Unscripted and Transparent initiative 12.1 (beta), she's calling for more transparency in donations.

What I mean by transparent is I'm having a large plexiglass tank constructed where we will be dumping all the cash so I can wallow around in it Scrooge McDuck style.

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (c7vUv)

68 The Relative Pointers used in the software code for HIllary!'s dynamic database cataloging system is starting to get larger and larger hash dumps and page faults.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (Sz+px)

69 The Bunco squad. Bunco squad. Bunco squad.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:34 PM (2lndx)

70 Saw first Bernie bumper sticker on a car with young woman driving in s.e.Pa.

=====

Really? See em all over. It's the Hillary ones that are disappearing though.

GOP I see mostly Carson at present.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 08, 2015 06:35 PM (Cq0oW)

71 56
I still have a difficult time believing that Democrat voters will
willingly select Nurse Ratched as their nominee if given an actual
choice.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (9n4oW)
Look, they are just plainly motivated by fear. A lot of them genuinely believe, either because of their own isolation in a liberal bubble, or because they are LIV's who believe whatever the media tells them, that Republicans are mean racist bigots who want to throw Grandma over the cliff. So they vote Democrat in order to save Grandma. It isn't really more complicated than that.

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative at September 08, 2015 06:35 PM (lVU49)

72 "I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can".

she continued. "Which is to say I really don't like being transparent, like ever, and it's really pissing me off that I can't convince you idiots that I'm not a crook".

Posted by: Wisrich at September 08, 2015 06:35 PM (hdpay)

73 Doesn't "I'll try to be as transparent as I can?" translate to "I'll try to lie less. "

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 08, 2015 06:35 PM (nwiWE)

74 Hilarious P.I.G.

Posted by: bjk at September 08, 2015 06:35 PM (nReQz)

75 I actually saw a Bernie bumper sticker here in NW MO. Of course we aren't far from Iowa so it could have been from there. But still. This is a rather conservative place.

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (lVU49)

76 Wow, pretty mechanical.

Posted by: Mittbot 2.0 at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (0F+xL)

77 "I so wanted Patton Oswalt's lame ass character on Justified to be blown up."

You underestimate Constable Bob at your peril.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (0MJOU)

78 Consuela told me the server was dirty so I told her to wipe it. Had I only known.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

79 Ja ja Zombie, same movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (Sz+px)

80 Hillary is offering a half assed atonement do her buddies in the press can go on the offensive now.
"See? She apologized! What more do you want? Leave her alone, you bullies!"

Posted by: Hamilton at September 08, 2015 06:36 PM (4djZu)

81

Oh that reminds me; I saw my first Trump bumper sticker here in MA.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:37 PM (WdCTZ)

82
Why in the world does anybody think an apology is good enough? They now want to call all is well. F the media. She should be indicted.

As for the State Dept., alot of them are probably covering their own violations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2015 06:37 PM (ODxAs)

83 Remember folk, David Letterman used to joke that Al Gore was a NASA android.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:37 PM (Sz+px)

84 Per some programming ads over the weekend, it does appear that the Ellen DeGeneres demographic is "all in" for Hillary.

So she's got that going for her.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 06:38 PM (RFeQD)

85 It's amazing how cratering polls will turn a person all transparent and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 08, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

86 Actually, that Terminator joke was pretty good.

She doesn't feel pity or remorse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 06:38 PM (LUgeY)

87 >>Do I even need to say it?
Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton

Nope.
I'll meet you in the produce aisle sweetie.

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 06:38 PM (c7vUv)

88 70 Saw first Bernie bumper sticker on a car with young woman driving in s.e.Pa.

Posted by: skip
=====

Really? See em all over. It's the Hillary ones that are disappearing though.

GOP I see mostly Carson at present.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich

All I EVER see these days is "Bernie 2016." Haven't seen a Hillary sticker in three months at least.

Go to certain regions of the SF Bay Area and it's all Bernie, all the time.

Never see ANY GOP stickers either, obviously - -aside from sarcastic ones like "Republicans for Voldemoort."

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:38 PM (jBuUi)

89
speaking of Letterman...(who??)

Colbert premiers tonight with Juan Ellis Bush and George Clooney. I will not be watching. But tomorrow we will all suffer hearing on the "news" how great his first show was.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:39 PM (WdCTZ)

90 Big Deal! What really bothers me is that Bush lied to our Presdent of Color! That really bothers me and should bother you too! It is a crime to lie to a presdent of color and Byush should be jailed for this crime. You must love your Presdent because he is your leader and we don't want to look bad in the eye of the world. Again we must love our Presdent of color......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 08, 2015 06:39 PM (lNSdJ)

91 Well, Mrs.Clinton, I for one, am happy that you have finally put this faux controversy to rest! Despite the efforts of the Right Wing Hate Machine to
vilify and demonize you with this alleged "scandal", I and I'm sure all fair minded, right thinking people are glad to finally put this issue behind us and can now enjoy witnessing your history making quest to become America's first woman president!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at September 08, 2015 06:39 PM (YFFpo)

92 *snicker*

Why GOP for Voldemort? The lesser evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:39 PM (Sz+px)

93 Hillary 2016
Almost Human

Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (ZBX0Y)

94
Who wants to bet obama will make a totally 'unscheduled surprise' appearance on Colbert this week?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (WdCTZ)

95 At this point, how can anyone discuss this with a straight face?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (RFeQD)

96 The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy...

Posted by: Kyle Reese at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (0F+xL)

97 I so wanted Patton Oswalt's lame ass character on Justified to be blown up.

Assume a spherical Patton Oswalt.

Done.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (Xd2w5)

98 It's funny how they say, "finally apologized", as if that is all that was needed to resolve this.

Oooh, she apologized, well, there we go. We can finally put this all behind us.

Posted by: East Bay KG at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (YUrE9)

99 Hey, what's more authentic that that Chipotle place that I went to that time?

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

100 Hillary being transparent is analogous to what one clever poster referred to this morning:

Hillary scheduled a moment of spontaneity for next Wednesday afternoon.

(But they said it far better than I just did.)

She's transparently predictable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2015 06:40 PM (OSs/l)

101 It's not the fact that Hillary is an android that cares me, it's that she clearly wasn't programmed by humans.

What transgalactic entity is behind Hillary?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 08, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)

102 Repost:

Hillary 2016
Too big to jail.

Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2015 06:41 PM (ZBX0Y)

103 "Assume a spherical Hillary..."

Posted by: AmishDude

Sorry, what's the assumption?

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs2_mqdfaJM

Posted by: pep at September 08, 2015 06:41 PM (LAe3v)

104 Hillary! is so transparently phony, she is a 420 series Terminator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:41 PM (Sz+px)

105 scares, not cares!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (jR7Wy)

106 The bitch is a little stiff, if you ask me.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (8ZskC)

107 The Japanese have invented robots that are more convincing than Hillary.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (E5UB0)

108 It marks a major change in rhetoric for Clinton, who has been adamant that nothing she did regarding her use of a private server merited an apology.

How many iterations is she allowed before she is ignored?

And when is Hillary! going to re- re- re-announce the actual, really mean it, no seriously, start of her campaign? I mean why doesn't everyone do this: "Didn't you all just see me hit the 'Reset' button? You all must, actually compelled to, have amnesia. There is no history of me starting... NOW! OK, I am officially announcing my campaign."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (1CroS)

109 All Hail Eris, bet on the Vogons programming Hillary! The mice would be more competent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (Sz+px)

110 10 input Question OR PhotoOp OR ScanResult=mediainrange

20 print *headmotion*=nod

30 GOTO 20

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 06:42 PM (LUgeY)

111 >>>>So they vote Democrat in order to save Grandma. It isn't really more complicated than that.

I don't mean voting for her over a Republican. I mean voting for her in the primary over another Democrat. They didn't do it last time and I don't think they would do it again if given a viable alternative but I just don't have any idea if Sanders is viable. I'm sure they did their level best to clear the field beforehand, and who knows, maybe they allowed Sanders to run thinking that he would make her look moderate. If Biden jumps in then she's dead meat IMO because it will mean that there is no longer any fear of her in the party apparatus.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 08, 2015 06:43 PM (9n4oW)

112 btw -

The rebuttal to the 'classified/schmassified' Dem talking point is this: So, the US Secretary of State can - by her own choice - do her job using ONLY a personal email system without involving ANY national classified information?
-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 08, 2015 06:43 PM (0MJOU)

113 Since in the SF Bay Area it would mean instant social ostracism to admit to supporting Trump during casual conversation, and would mean a keyed paint job to put a Trump sticker on one's car, I cannot accurately assess how The Donald is playing out here. I have heard absolutely nothing in terms of locals professing support.

However, outside of her core demographic of post-menopausal liberal white Boomer women, of whom we have a large local surplus, and on whom she has an iron hammerlock politically, Hillary is not doing at all well.

It's Bernie who is sucking all of the oxygen out of the room in the rest of the Dem demographics outside of the pale old Boomer bitches. Not limited to those demographics. Even people who have never said anything political to me, ever, are saying how excited they are to have him in the race.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2015 06:43 PM (noWW6)

114 more mulligans than Judge Smails.

Posted by: redenzo at September 08, 2015 06:43 PM (WCnJW)

115 That is one thing Democrats don't need is less oxygen. They are already drain bamaged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (Sz+px)

116 Now, Mrs. Clinton, at this campaign event you might encounter some black men. When you do, do not scream, run away, or call for the police. Just quickly shake their hands and pass them off to me and I will handle from there.

Posted by: The woman to Hillary's right at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (nFdGS)

117 YOU SORRY ASSHOLES NEED TO TELL ME WHEN ITS TIME TO LAUGH MIRTHFULLY, DAMMNIT!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

118 if "TAKING RESPOSIBILTY" = 10-20 years in Leavenworth, then apology accepted.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (wAQA5)

119 Firing up the DVR to catch simultaneous episodes of Failure Theatre presented by the GOPe and The Kinder,Gentler Witch Comes Clean presented by the MSM.
So little time to watch lying liars supported by such high production values.

A veritable LIV viewing feast!

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (htXhe)

120 I think that a new add to the AOSHQ style guide is Trump's locution: failed candidate Clinton.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (2Ocf1)

121 Who Bitch this is?

Posted by: Meme Generator id as old as Hills at September 08, 2015 06:45 PM (bA+CL)

122 We all know she'll get away with this. At this point all these new "revelations" serve only to underscore that point.

*sighs*

Posted by: The Dejected Hat at September 08, 2015 06:46 PM (AM+tj)

123 I am ready to lead you to new, previously unreachable, orbital heights with class and lower levels of condescension.

Posted by: Hillary 2.0 Sexy Fun Time at September 08, 2015 06:46 PM (HXzvr)

124 >>Hey, what's more authentic that that Chipotle place that I went to that time?
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton

Please. Your farts burned my eyes for a week after that meal.

Posted by: Huma at September 08, 2015 06:46 PM (c7vUv)

125 "That was a mistake," Clinton said. "I'm sorry about that, I take responsibility, and I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can."

Yeah, sorry 'bout that criminality thing. Let's just move on. And by "taking responsibility" I mean ignoring pretty much everything about the unpleasantness. And, since I can't be transparent at all, I'm not really lying there either. You'll get nothing and like it.

Posted by: H! at September 08, 2015 06:46 PM (1CroS)

126 Hillary v.2.0 r.16

Posted by: @votermom at September 08, 2015 06:46 PM (DOL3x)

127 State obviously needs a good enema.

Posted by: mojo at September 08, 2015 06:47 PM (OmBeX)

128 88
All I EVER see these days is "Bernie 2016." Haven't seen a Hillary sticker in three months at least.

Go to certain regions of the SF Bay Area and it's all Bernie, all the time.

Never see ANY GOP stickers either, obviously - -aside from sarcastic ones like "Republicans for Voldemoort."
Posted by: zombie

113 Since in the SF Bay Area it would mean instant social ostracism to admit to supporting Trump during casual conversation, and would mean a keyed paint job to put a Trump sticker on one's car, I cannot accurately assess how The Donald is playing out here. I have heard absolutely nothing in terms of locals professing support.

However, outside of her core demographic of post-menopausal liberal white Boomer women, of whom we have a large local surplus, and on whom she has an iron hammerlock politically, Hillary is not doing at all well.

It's Bernie who is sucking all of the oxygen out of the room in the rest of the Dem demographics outside of the pale old Boomer bitches. Not limited to those demographics. Even people who have never said anything political to me, ever, are saying how excited they are to have him in the race.

Posted by: torquewrench

Seems the two independent "field reports" from the Bay Area are in full agreement.

Hillary would lose to Sanders in the California primary -- if the California primary wasn't so far down the primary calendar as to be meaningless. By the time we vote, the nomination is inevitably locked up already, for both parties.

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:47 PM (jBuUi)

129 Bernie Sanders?

Exciting?

Okay, so maybe my pacemaker needs a new battery or something.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 06:47 PM (RFeQD)

130 If only the world read AOSHQ, daily.

Sage wisdom and good advice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (LUgeY)

131 Hillary...still in beta, apparently.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (0IhFx)

132 What kind of person is EXCITED about cranky old pinko Bernie Sanders?

And don't these adoring throngs have to work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (jR7Wy)

133 Grandmonster Hillary should be flayed and then rendered for fat/oil to feed the village.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (f+6Pd)

134 http://is.gd/meDzi2

Laugh while you can, monkey boy!

/oblig.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (U3h1u)

135 "I take full responsibility for my actions. Now let's move on to something more important, and the middle class."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:48 PM (2lndx)

136
Behold! The fully operational Hillaryinator!

Posted by: Doofensmirtz at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (ODxAs)

137 I like goofing on my FB friends who are pro Sanders by putting links to youtube videos of his folk songs.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (2Ocf1)

138 121 Who Bitch this is?
Posted by: Meme Generator

No no no, get with the times; as of today, in reference to Hillary it's

"Whose transparent bitch is this?"

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (jBuUi)

139 I pledge to never again rob the taxpayers! Except for Clinton. Global Initiatives in places like Haiti that no one cares about or visits.

I pledge to stop all crony capitalists from having an open door anywhere in Washington! They'll have to go to New York and talk to Bill, as they should.

I pledge to turn over all emails from everywhere in my administration. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (TxJGV)

140 Oh, btw. OT and all, (but I did wait until after 100 responses), I scored a pair of Kenwood KL-888D speakers this weekend. Fantastic shape....some real monsters.

Pissing the neighbors off right now.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (0IhFx)

141 Are you Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Hillinator 800 by Skynet at September 08, 2015 06:50 PM (YJmuy)

142 Saw first Bernie bumper sticker on a car with young woman driving in s.e.Pa.

Had a cashier mention him while I was ordering at some Santa Cruz burger joint.

Alas, did not have the wit to cut him to size for politicizing my meal. Muttered, "Huh? Who?"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 06:50 PM (0NdlF)

143 I take responsibility, and I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can

After several years of deleting and obfuscation and outright lying.

Yes. Sincere contrition. Certainly.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 08, 2015 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

144 Instead of Colbert, could actually watch something funny - Bikini Warriors

https://youtu.be/Ats1AOzwrPQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:50 PM (Sz+px)

145 State is also putting together a case to prove CONCLUSIVELY that Greedo shot first.

Posted by: mojo at September 08, 2015 06:51 PM (OmBeX)

146 You know what would be epic?

Cruz/Carson versus Sanders.

Oops, the GOP has the minority candidates, versus the straight old white guy.

The Left would implode.

Posted by: zombie at September 08, 2015 06:51 PM (jBuUi)

147 "I take full responsibility for my actions. Now let's move on to something more important, .......

How do we sell our secrets now that the wird us out about the server?

Posted by: tbodie at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (T2Zv1)

148 Hi everybody! So great to here in this great town and/or city! And how about that local sports team! Local sports team pride! And it's great to be up on this stage with...this guy, and this other guy, and this lady whom I vaguely recognize. Their support means sooooo much to me!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (YFFpo)

149 BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Ben Carson open to being Trump's VP or vice versa if either one of them wins the nomination.

Roger J. Stone, Jr., you magnificent fucking bastard.

I do hope somewhere, somehow, there's a conspiracy actually that was drawn up by the real outsider candidates: Cruz, Trump and Carson.

I pray to God that this is so.

BTW, did you guys see the visuals of that Kim Davis rally. They were fucking awful, damnit Cruz why did he get sucked into that. He didn't actually have to fucking go down there.

Huck did what I thought Huck would do, of course.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (q5APL)

150 108
It marks a major change in rhetoric for Clinton, who has been adamant
that nothing she did regarding her use of a private server merited an
apology.

How many iterations is she allowed before she is ignored?

Please.

Posted by: Obama's 97th pivot to the economy at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (LAe3v)

151 "I have a whole team of Top Men working out a plan to be more spontaneous!"
Heh. This makes me laugh so hard.

I wish the Dems were stupid enough to actually run her, but sadly, they're not. And, we're the stupid party.

Posted by: Connie Chung at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (XeiJX)

152 Pissing the neighbors off right now.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 08, 2015 06:49 PM (0IhFx)
----
If it's too loud, you're too old!

What're you playing? Led Zepp?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 08, 2015 06:52 PM (jR7Wy)

153 Saw first Bernie bumper sticker on a car

So a Dead Head sticker on a cadillac then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 08, 2015 06:53 PM (ODxAs)

154 Hillary would be a lot nicer and more 'human' if there was less hostile 'gunfire' coming at her from the vast right wing weenies in the vicious GOPe warm spit squad.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at September 08, 2015 06:53 PM (htXhe)

155
*sock fail

Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2015 06:53 PM (XeiJX)

156 I don't understand the investment Democrats have made into this woman.

She is a terrible human being. Always has been.

Posted by: Tommy at September 08, 2015 06:53 PM (SRQwr)

157 So all You have to say is You're sorry? Why didn't Patreaus think of that?

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2015 06:54 PM (hUdMz)

158
the media made the Kim Davis rally look bad?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:54 PM (WdCTZ)

159 Instead of Colbert, could actually watch something funny - Bikini Warriors

*looks it up*

Oh, Japan ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 06:54 PM (0NdlF)

160 Funny, usually when someone takes full responsibility for a felony, jail time is involved.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2015 06:54 PM (VtLv6)

161 Off-topic, but in reference to Ace wondering earlier how Kentucky could function without some sort of fall-back plan, turns out they did have one, according to Jonathan Adler on the Volokh Conspiracy:

In Rowan County, Bunning could have simply ordered that, if Davis would not carry out her constitutional obligation to issue marriage licenses on an equal basis, she would be forbidden to issue marriage licenses at all. Under Kentucky law, the responsibility for issuing marriage licenses would then devolve onto Rowan County Judge/Executive Walter "Doc" Blevins, who had expressed willingness to issue the licenses on an equal basis.

Which, since Davis was already not issuing any marriage licenses, would have solved everything except forced submission.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2015 06:55 PM (2lndx)

162 There's this charming little story that I'm supposed to spontaneously bring up in response to your next question but I'll need my earpiece first. I think it had something to do with dead U.S. ambassadors getting ass-raped by jihadis.

Oh, wait. No, it was something else.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

163 Fiorina had a good bit on, I think CBS, explaining all the trouble Clinton actually had to go to, to set up her own email server "in her basement".

She wouldn't use a free, secure and mandated government email account. It's like turning down and free company car with driver. You only do that if you don't want people to know where you go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 06:55 PM (rwI+c)

164 OT:
Lindsey Graham on the country clerk issue, "We are a nation of laws..."

On immigration reform: "Of course I support immigration reform."

I believe that, in general and with extremely few exceptions, a senator as a presidential candidate is the ultimate statement that they not only think you are an idiot, but they expect you to vote as if you are one.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at September 08, 2015 06:56 PM (BZAd3)

165 no didn't see anything about a Kim Davis rally

course, i live under a rock...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 08, 2015 06:56 PM (mW1l6)

166 160 Funny, usually when someone takes full responsibility for a felony, jail time is involved.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 08, 2015 06:54 PM

Precisely why why was so loathe to admit it, it's also an admission of guilt.

Lawyer, remember. What was the EXACT wording?

Posted by: mojo at September 08, 2015 06:57 PM (OmBeX)

167 Spontaneous? I wish She would spontaneously combust...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2015 06:57 PM (hUdMz)

168 Look, I'm worry to grow them gorrqasaew but thing does road trail and we caught female Kim Jill Caitlin fire rock. WALKER!!!. You potatoed clean rag. Dumb 3 fine seat. SHOES!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Accomplisher at September 08, 2015 06:57 PM (f+6Pd)

169
Lindsey Graham on the country clerk issue, "We are a nation of laws..."

Not necessarily, there ah cocksucker. We are also a nation of UNALIENABLE RIGHTS.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:58 PM (WdCTZ)

170 So all You have to say is You're sorry?

=====

Well, yeah, but it also means she doesn't love us or something

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 08, 2015 06:58 PM (mW1l6)

171 Hillary! combusting? That would make Tianjin seem a firecracker in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:58 PM (Sz+px)

172 It's like turning down and free company car with driver.

Well, more specifically like turning down the free company car with driver, and then hiring a different one, charging more for the driver and for maintenance.

Because people have forgone company cars/planes in order to save the company (or polity) money.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2015 06:59 PM (2lndx)

173 Knock yourself out Fi, might view large tracts of land even

https://youtu.be/ADUx9_DPCSw

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 06:59 PM (Sz+px)

174
Since when does our nation's laws trump our nation's rights?

See, in the olden days, when something like that happened, folks had a phrase for it. UnConstitutional.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 06:59 PM (WdCTZ)

175 Hillary! combusting?

I think of it more as rendering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 06:59 PM (rwI+c)

176 You should dig Greedo up so I can shoot him again.

Posted by: Han Solo at September 08, 2015 07:00 PM (fjaeZ)

177 I don't understand the investment Democrats have made into this woman.

She is a terrible human being. Always has been.
Posted by: Tommy

Some very wealthy people have made a very large investment in Hillary.
I give you.....George Soros. Chelsea was married at the large estate on the Hudson that belongs to one of his offspring.

Being a "Democrat" is just a label festooned on her.

The fact that she is a terrible human being is a feature, not a bug, to those people. But we shouldn't tax the very rich more, because that might hurt free enterprise capitalism or some other myth they keep busting on us.

They want to screw us all over in so many ways, and tell us that they are fighting for us. I wish that all those politicians out there would stop saying that they are fighting for us. It's not working.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 07:00 PM (RFeQD)

178 I can not tell a lie...

that you would believe.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2015 07:00 PM (ZHZBE)

179 She's fuckin incompetent, paranoid, and a liar. And fat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:01 PM (DUoqb)

180 @AnnaP

Not a fan of that sort of stuff, actually.

Anyways, seen the newest Ahri skin?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:01 PM (0NdlF)

181 I still have a difficult time believing that Democrat voters will willingly select Nurse Ratchet as their nominee if given an actual choice.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 08, 2015 06:33 PM (9n4oW)

You kidding, Lee? Show me a Dem voter with more than two brain cells to rub together. I've yet to see one...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at September 08, 2015 07:01 PM (AYY6Y)

182 Ano?!? Who skinned a kitsune?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:02 PM (Sz+px)

183 State Department Official Appointed To Oversee Clinton Email Requests Donated To Hillarys Campaign In June

Weasel Zipper

Not a smidgen of corruption?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:02 PM (DUoqb)

184 Who was it with the fruit cups? Nurse Diesel or Nurse Ratchet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:03 PM (Sz+px)

185 Says breaking but never sure how old
Kentucky clerk is out of jail

Posted by: skip at September 08, 2015 07:04 PM (/+FjP)

186 So, does this put Seattle firmly in the Bernie camp (or at least their city government)? It's from July, but this is the first I'd seen of it:

http://tinyurl.com/pzvtksa

Posted by: Country Singer at September 08, 2015 07:05 PM (nL0sw)

187 Holy fuck, Drudge said they are putting 50 staff on the email issue.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 08, 2015 07:05 PM (q5APL)

188
In 1992, a plurality of Stupid Americans voted for an obvious goofball. Ace even voted Clinton in '92!
That should've told you anyone can be president.

In 2008, barack hussein obama, a man with No Paper Trail, no friends, no history, was elected president of the USA. Anything is politics, these days.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 07:05 PM (WdCTZ)

189 "I'm trying to be as transparent as I possibly can."

But, you know ... cankles just can't be that transparent, so go ahead and beat up on me because I can only get my cankles to be translucent. Go ahead, take it out on poor me. Blame me for only having translucent cankles. I will bear that cross. I will be the martyr for transparency ... when any idiot knows that skin and bones can't be transparent. You would think that my translucency would be heralded as one of the greatest scientific feats in all of human history ... but, no. I was not able to make myself transparent.

Now, I have to go wipe my server with a cloth.

Posted by: Shrillary at September 08, 2015 07:05 PM (zc3Db)

190 Grumpy, that is a lot of blubber to render...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:06 PM (Sz+px)

191 Wipe like Huma wipes my ass?

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 07:07 PM (fjaeZ)

192 She's underwater in likability, pushing the thought she will bail in 2 months 1 1/2 weeks.

Posted by: skip at September 08, 2015 07:07 PM (/+FjP)

193 The Left would implode.

I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 07:07 PM (LUgeY)

194 I suppose that Hillary's heads-up internal display has a new response on the option list:

YES/NO
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FVCK YOU, ASSHOLE
<SMILE AND ACT SPONTANEOUS>

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2015 07:08 PM (iIzG7)

195 Not a smidgen of corruption?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well, there's that smudge of dirt on her cheek, but otherwise....pure as the driven snow.

Honestly, if she is somehow elected, I opt for a display of massive civil disobediance. Like getting millions of people to NOT turn in their tax returns. Are they going to arrest all of us? Well, maybe.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 08, 2015 07:09 PM (RFeQD)

196 She can show her human side when she comes in to sign the charge sheet for not securing TS/SCI materials in the way she was briefed to. Many. Times.

And she signed those briefing sheets, too.

Posted by: dc at September 08, 2015 07:09 PM (oY/R7)

197 What if instead of being transparent I was transgender? Have we focus-grouped that?

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton at September 08, 2015 07:10 PM (8ZskC)

198 Ano?!? Who skinned a kitsune?

When fighting axe-wielding undead titans and blademasters on a daily basis ... well, accepted work risks.

Or detention risks, rather. Shouldn't have gone delinquent school girl.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:10 PM (0NdlF)

199 Let's see if Hillary remembers to show her human side at her first parole hearing.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2015 07:11 PM (iIzG7)

200
Had a cashier mention him while I was ordering at some Santa Cruz burger joint.
.............................
He probably just wants his minimum wage raise to $15 per hour, which still won't buy you shit in Santa Cruz.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2015 07:11 PM (wAQA5)

201 Ahh ain't no waaaaaez transparent!

Posted by: Shrillary of the Uncanny Valley at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (zc3Db)

202 *taps chin and ponders*

Cruise ship with 4,500 passengers is stranded in the Virgin Islands after an engine room fire. How can I make that into a zombie apocalypse rom-com?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (Sz+px)

203 So not counting chickens but what does a post Hillary Dem field look like?

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (2Ocf1)

204 He probably just wants his minimum wage raise to $15 per hour, which still won't buy you shit in Santa Cruz.

$15 almost would have paid for the lunch. Was pretty tasty, but "$" on Yelp was a lie.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:13 PM (0NdlF)

205 Anna Puma, that's more mojito apocalypse territory than zombie apocalypse territory, isn't it?

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2015 07:13 PM (iIzG7)

206 Friend on FB retired union school teacher. She was all about Hillary until Bernie announced.

She thinks he is awesome.

Apparently he has a good meme maker on staff.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 07:14 PM (2Ocf1)

207
Look, I'm worry to grow them gorrqasaew but thing does road trail and we caught female Kim Jill Caitlin fire rock. WALKER!!!. You potatoed clean rag. Dumb 3 fine seat. SHOES!!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Accomplisher
................................

Always takes her fucking forever to get around to the important stuff.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at September 08, 2015 07:14 PM (wAQA5)

208 The Left would implode.

This country is going to belong to the last coalition standing. I have alternately thought each of the parties was going to crash over the last decades. It's a battle between the attraction of shared revulsion and the centripetal force of incompatible goals in both parties.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:14 PM (rwI+c)

209 203 So not counting chickens but what does a post Hillary Dem field look like?
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (2Ocf1)

Old, white, and mostly male.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 08, 2015 07:15 PM (OqR5R)

210 So, does this put Seattle firmly in the Bernie camp (or at least their city government)? It's from July, but this is the first I'd seen of it:

http://tinyurl.com/pzvtksa

Posted by: Country Singer at September 08, 2015 07:05 PM (nL0sw)

Ever seen the movie Metropolis?

That is the Progressive ideal: An elite at top and the unwashed massed at the bottom

Progressives' Futuristic Blues
http://preview.tinyurl.com/clkbq9s

Rats in the Progressives' Cage
http://tinyurl.com/m23k8qj

Urban Miswire
http://tinyurl.com/qcxxhn3

Obama's America: Fritz Lang's Metropolis
http://tinyurl.com/q5kguto

Obama's Post-Election Assault on the Suburbs
http://tinyurl.com/lal3qu3

Obama's Fundamental Transformation of Housing
http://tinyurl.com/nulb6f7
http://tinyurl.com/nulb6f7

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 08, 2015 07:15 PM (AM+tj)

211 >>Honestly, if she is somehow elected, I opt for a display of massive civil disobediance.

What are you going to do? Shit on the floor of the boxcar on the way to the camp?

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 07:15 PM (c7vUv)

212 "So not counting chickens but what does a post Hillary Dem field look like?"

Like a bunch of old, privileged white leftings, but slightly culled.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2015 07:15 PM (iIzG7)

213 So not counting chickens but what does a post Hillary Dem field look like?

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (2Ocf1)

The TV room in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2015 07:15 PM (zc3Db)

214 If this is Metropolis, so who is Maria? Who is the heart to act as the Mediator? Is Hillary! Hel the Machine-Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:16 PM (Sz+px)

215
Planned spontaneity?

For being our betters, these people talk like illiterate idjits...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2015 07:16 PM (VLTL9)

216 I can appreciate the irony of Hillary running against Walker.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 08, 2015 07:16 PM (OqR5R)

217 Have Ozymandias blow up the cruise ship as a starting point.

Unexpectedly working "alien" eggs infest humans to create zombies, ala XCOM. So survivors and zombies wash up on the Virgin Islands ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:16 PM (0NdlF)

218 If this is Metropolis, so who is Maria? Who is the heart to act as the Mediator? Is Hillary! Hel the Machine-Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:16 PM (Sz+px)

Only I can be the machine...

Posted by: Algore at September 08, 2015 07:17 PM (AM+tj)

219 Ummm...just wow.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at September 08, 2015 07:17 PM (1znml)

220 Cruise ships seem to be turning into Lord of the Flies death traps at an alarming rate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:18 PM (rwI+c)

221 "Cruise ships seem to be turning into Lord of the Flies death traps at an alarming rate."

It could be worse. They could be turning into musicals.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 08, 2015 07:19 PM (iIzG7)

222 Cruise ship with 4,500 passengers is stranded in the
Virgin Islands after an engine room fire. How can I make that into a
zombie apocalypse rom-com?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:12 PM (Sz+px)

After Hillary shares a tainted dildo with Huma, she turns into a brain-eating zombie and starts to devour the passengers?

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative at September 08, 2015 07:19 PM (2XMpf)

223 Shit on the floor of the boxcar on the way to the camp?

Hey, watch it. You're not the only one in this car, jack!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 08, 2015 07:20 PM (2lndx)

224 So, it was Sir Edmund Hillarious that was the first to climb Everest. Didn't know that.

Posted by: Hank at September 08, 2015 07:21 PM (kHkDb)

225 You know, I saw Soft Cell perform Tainted Dildo at Cornell back in the day.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at September 08, 2015 07:22 PM (2lndx)

226 After Hillary shares a tainted dildo with Huma, she turns into a brain-eating zombie and starts to devour the passengers?

How is a zombie that needs a walker going to catch anyone with brains?

*CLOMP*

UGGGG-

*CLOMP*

GGGGGH-

*CLOMP*

HHHHHH!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:22 PM (0NdlF)

227 Grandma looks Avatar-hot in blue and I'm surprised Pretty Boy could stop himself from jumping her except he's jumping luscious 20-somethings all week long and, poor boy, prolly doesn't have the energy. As for the scandal, it's the same old Clinton routine. Deny, duck, parry. Don't know if it will work this time for someone who has zero charm.

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2015 07:23 PM (3GFMN)

228 Hillary Clinton is now the turd in the Democrat's punch bowl.
Drink up!

Posted by: Zombie George McGovern at September 08, 2015 07:23 PM (1wWPI)

229
Shit on the floor of the boxcar on the way to the camp?
..................................

We're already having a blast and we haven't even got to Fun Camp yet!

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2015 07:25 PM (wAQA5)

230 I think Hillary should just hire Weiner to be her cyber expert.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2015 07:26 PM (2Ocf1)

231 Time for the Transparent Hillary drinking game.

Posted by: dissent555 at September 08, 2015 07:26 PM (Q/Fn3)

232 How is a zombie that needs a walker going to catch anyone with brains?

Some teenagers will be necking and petting in a dead end corridor. The terribly slow progress of Zombie Hillary will on heighten the tension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:26 PM (rwI+c)

233 fuck, we just got the bugs worked out of the "nod and sip ~~bourbon~~ water" subroutine, and now they want spontaneity and humor?

could be worse, I guess - look at what the guys in the Locomotion unit have to deal with!

Posted by: junior programmer, Human Reaction Dept., Hillbot 2016 at September 08, 2015 07:26 PM (fEjh+)

234 She will cackle her way into the Oval Office.

Posted by: fluffy at September 08, 2015 07:27 PM (2iV3X)

235 >>>Except M'Bad

she's bad, you know it. She did defend a pedophile, after all.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (CrC03)

236 Shit Conference call in 15 minutes. I hate these..freaken waste of time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (DUoqb)

237 The guy at the end of our road has a Bernie sign.... He's on "disability" wink,wink and when I go to the mail box I get a contact high from His marijuana smoke...

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (hUdMz)

238 Don't

Stop

Thinkin' about tomorrow

Posted by: Hank at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (kHkDb)

239 Shit Conference call in 15 minutes. I hate these..freaken waste of time

What do dentists conference about?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)

240 Transgender High School Student: Having To Use A Gender Neutral Bathroom Is Dehumanizing

Weasel Zippers

Go fuck yourself...actually you can still do that right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:29 PM (DUoqb)

241 Cackle, spackle, or crackle?

Stoner teens necking and gnoshing. Force the audience to decide who to root for... the zombie granny with a walker descending upon stupid kids... or with the stupid kids because no one deserves such a horrible fate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:29 PM (Sz+px)

242 Shit Conference call in 15 minutes. I hate these..freaken waste of time

What do dentists conference about?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)

Navy not dentists. i try not to speak to other dentists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (DUoqb)

243 "Destroy all Humans! bzzzzt...I want to be transparent and honest...."

Posted by: Hillary!! at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (dEwvU)

244
What do dentists conference about?

African safaris.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (WdCTZ)

245 Stoner teens necking and gnoshing.

Show a little boob for the R rating.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

246
What do dentists conference about?

Confer, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (WdCTZ)

247 Bernie Sanders is Wimpy. Hillary is the Sea Hag.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 08, 2015 07:30 PM (fjaeZ)

248
oh wait, he said it was a Shit Conference.
Must have something to do with waste.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 08, 2015 07:31 PM (WdCTZ)

249 Hillary! side-boob? That would get an X rating.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 07:31 PM (Sz+px)

250 The greatest election in my extremely long lifetime would be Trump vs. Bernie, or the combover vs. the hangover. Of course I couldn't vote for either one of them--but the entertainment!!!

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2015 07:31 PM (3GFMN)

251 Confer, btw.

Guilt as charged. Even I have become cursed with the verbification of nouns.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)

252 Cackling Cankles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (fjaeZ)

253 >>> The guy at the end of our road has a Bernie sign.... He's on "disability" wink,wink and when I go to the mail box I get a contact high from His marijuana smoke...

Tease him with stories of free gov't marijuana, then deflate him with how the IRS lost money running the Mustang Ranch.

Posted by: fluffy at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (2iV3X)

254
Shit Conference call in 15 minutes. I hate these..freaken waste of time
.................................

You gotta have a meeting to schedule this weeks meetings.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (wAQA5)

255 I wish the chinese would hack into Hillary and cause her to walk into quicksand. But they're too busy writing poetry about bees with thigh pouches.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (CrC03)

256 Cackling Cankles.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (fjaeZ)

Barry Manilow song right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (DUoqb)

257 You gotta have a meeting to schedule this weeks meetings.
Posted by: wth at September 08, 2015 07:32 PM (wAQA5)

Pretty much. And then 2 more at HQ this Weekend.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:33 PM (DUoqb)

258 I could have said 'verbing nouns', which would have been funnier in a BEN ROETHLISBERGER way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:33 PM (rwI+c)

259 What do dentists conference about?

Probably interventions with that fourth dentist who never wants to fall in line.

Posted by: Crest at September 08, 2015 07:33 PM (fEjh+)

260 Granny Clinton's new wetware upgrade forbids her from using her DARPA-SPEC walker/exoskeleton from pulverizing randomly-encountered, insolent voters into the tarmac.

IR sensors and night vision are pre-deployed as a countermeasure to ensure a buffer of isolation before any beatdowns are administered in public areas.

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2015 07:33 PM (3tjn4)

261 Cruise ship with 4,500 passengers is stranded in the Virgin Islands after an engine room fire. How can I make that into a zombie apocalypse rom-com?
Posted by: Anna Puma
-----------------------
Shit. I would think it practically writes itself.
But, I thought romance was more up logprof's alley...

Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2015 07:34 PM (XeiJX)

262 Cackling Cankles.

No, Neil Diamond

Posted by: donna at September 08, 2015 07:34 PM (hUdMz)

263 I crackup when I get exchange meeting invitation immediately followed by cancellations.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

264 Barry Manilow song right?

Neil Diamond.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 07:34 PM (LUgeY)

265 Navy not dentists. i try not to speak to other dentists
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------------

Powerpoint presentations:

Port : Left
Starboard : Right
60 min.

Followup after-dinner seminar: The Secrets of the Clove Hitch
90 min. (5 minute break)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 07:35 PM (9mTYi)

266 Barry Manilow song right?

Neil Diamond.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 07:34 PM (LUgeY)

Aren't they the same guy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:35 PM (DUoqb)

267
Professional Feminist eating he boogers:

https://vine.co/v/etwgwj3mYFM

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 07:35 PM (iQIUe)

268 How can I make that into a zombie apocalypse rom-com?
----------------

Spread via feces splattered decks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 07:36 PM (9mTYi)

269 Okay, is nobody going to talk about our fallback redoubt of Lesbos being trashed by clashing migrants?

http://tinyurl.com/pndcm3f

Time to take the USS Upton on a show-the-flag mission.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 08, 2015 07:36 PM (jR7Wy)

270 Cacklin'' Poseur?

Posted by: fluffy at September 08, 2015 07:36 PM (2iV3X)

271 Aren't they the same guy?

That'd be Liberace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 07:37 PM (LUgeY)

272
My keyboard is shot. It's Eating Her Boogers....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 07:37 PM (iQIUe)

273 Aren't they the same guy?

That'd be Liberace.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 08, 2015 07:37 PM (LUgeY)

Oh yeah. They were all in that movie about the 3 transexuals driving in that convertible right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:38 PM (DUoqb)

274 Nude Ace

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2015 07:38 PM (rwI+c)

275 Cracklin Rosie?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 08, 2015 07:39 PM (fjaeZ)

276 What if instead of being transparent I was transgender?
Have we focus-grouped that?
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Milhaus Clinton

---

There was a photoshop of Hillary's face on Kim Jong Un's body. He looked exactly like Chazz Bono.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 08, 2015 07:39 PM (CrC03)

277 272 Thank you so much for sharing that.

Posted by: fluffy at September 08, 2015 07:39 PM (2iV3X)

278 Micro-nood.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 08, 2015 07:40 PM (0NdlF)

279 On conference call so no more farting. sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:41 PM (DUoqb)

280 Don't worry, NGU - we'll pick up your slack.

Posted by: Chi at September 08, 2015 07:42 PM (XeiJX)

281
Defiant Moscow continues flights
to Syria despite Kerry phone call

How do you say fuck you in ruskie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2015 07:42 PM (DUoqb)

282 What do dentists conference about?

I snapped off a crowned front tooth, the night of the First Debate.
You don't even want to know what dentists "confer" about.
Mine was called a "consult." Cost about $4200.

I blame Fiorina.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2015 07:44 PM (xq1UY)

283
Fuckski Youski!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

284 "Transparency" is the new "what is the meaning of is?"

Seriously...WHAT is with the bobble head every time a camera is pointing at her? Thought bubble "Oh! Hummer said to nod and grin!"). Harfing hairballs.

She is so transparent she evens develops accents via osmosis and area codes. "Ya-is, muh name iz Hil-uh-ree, how-do-ye do? Ah did not know it wuz classified and fancy-like sekret stuff! Ah declare!" Pauses. Half-ass listens to whatevah person is yammering about, does an exaggerated bobble head manic/frantic nodding (which is dangerous as it might set off the eye rollz in opposite direction thingie), looks happy and enthused, and camera snaps her a-glowing.

She also needs to work on those bristly chin hairs that are in many photos, an aura around the chins. What the hell is she paying Hummer for if no one has tweezers or some type of hay baler? I mean, pfft.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 07:59 PM (9XthY)

285 It says right here in my script that I'm sorry.

Posted by: Hillary at September 08, 2015 08:33 PM (j1Wvr)

286 Muir is a liberal hack.

Posted by: pointsnfigures at September 08, 2015 09:46 PM (LnE5F)

287 She's so smart that only took her 6.5 years to discover that she had made a mistake!

Presidential material indeed.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (1Y+hH)

288 So when does she fess up about Huma? And Webb?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2015 07:21 PM (go5uR)

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