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Posted by: LadyS at September 04, 2015 08:46 AM (xYNhJ)

2 First?

Posted by: Chris not Rock at September 04, 2015 08:46 AM (kdNuV)

3 Finally, content!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 04, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)

4 We don't need no steenking content

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 08:47 AM (J3phO)

5
Forbes Quote Of The Day - Daily Wisdom brought to you by Forbes

"A broken clock is right once a day"

- Rick Perry

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 08:48 AM (kdS6q)

6 Another week shot in the ass.At least college football has started.

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2015 08:48 AM (sPO3u)

7 It's 6:49 a.m., American. One day closer to victory. Go Irish, beat Texas.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 04, 2015 08:48 AM (yxw0r)

8 So get out there, and win one for the Chamber of Commerce!

Posted by: Ronald Reagan, according to modern Republicans at September 04, 2015 08:48 AM (PEFlK)

9 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 04, 2015 08:48 AM (4pjhs)

10 Forbes Quote Of The Day - Daily Wisdom brought to you by Forbes

"A broken clock is right once a day"

- Rick Perry

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Which can easily be true. Is it a 24-our Italian clock? Is it just slow?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 08:49 AM (PEFlK)

11 Refreshing. Going to visit the Regan Library at the end of the year. Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 08:50 AM (wxGc8)

12 *24-hour

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 08:50 AM (PEFlK)

13 Sure. Taunt me with a good president.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 04, 2015 08:50 AM (oVJmc)

14
Speaking of which:

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has no more staff on the payroll in the first-in-the-nation primary state of New Hampshire.

The news comes a day after Perrys political director in New Hampshire, Dante Vitagliano, left to join Ohio Gov. John Kasichs presidential campaign. WMUR reports that a third former Perry staffer in New Hampshire left the campaign recently for a job at the Republican National Committee.

The Hill

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 08:50 AM (kdS6q)

15 Ronald Raven. Great man.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (e2ZW9)

16 Sure. Taunt me with a good president.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

*Dangles Coolidge out a window*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (PEFlK)

17 I voted for Ron twice. He made me a conservative and to a lesser extent, a Republican.

Posted by: maddogg at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (xWW96)

18 Question I know that Donald Trump will ask at the next debate:

I signed the pledge, a show of hands of everyone on stage that they will support me if I win the nomination.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (LXJ1e)

19 9 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks

#1year&counting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (J3phO)

20 "A broken clock is right once a day"

- Rick Perry

******

Heh, I was watching fox yesterday when he said that.

Posted by: lymond at September 04, 2015 08:51 AM (DcPHq)

21 Dude woulda bitch-slapped the punks running for President today.

Man, I miss the Gipper...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (wtvvX)

22 14. Which confirms my thoughts that they are in this together.

We're the ones left holding the bag.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (wxGc8)

23 Pow

Posted by: OCD Con at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (7h/1w)

24 No matter how many knives I buy, I always need one more. Why is that?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (u5gzz)

25
Something randomly has my name! Time to sue:

An anchor for Fox News is suing Hasbro for more than $5 million over a toy hamster. Harris Faulkner sued Hasbro this week over its plastic Harris Faulkner hamster, sold as part of the Littlest Pet Shop line. She says the toy wrongfully appropriates her name and persona, harms her professional credibility as a journalist and is an insult.

Her lawsuit says that in addition to sharing her name, the toy bears a physical resemblance to Faulkner's traditional professional appearance, including its complexion, eye shape and eye makeup design.

http://tinyurl.com/o9mkgyl

Faulker, who was busy running around inside her giant plastic ball, could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (kdS6q)

26 Speaking of which:

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has no more staff on the payroll in the first-in-the-nation primary state of New Hampshire.

The news comes a day after Perrys political director in New Hampshire, Dante Vitagliano, left to join Ohio Gov. John Kasichs presidential campaign. WMUR reports that a third former Perry staffer in New Hampshire left the campaign recently for a job at the Republican National Committee.

The Hill
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 08:50 AM (kdS6q)

I guess Trumpism won.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 04, 2015 08:52 AM (LXJ1e)

27 Its a notta my clock, itsa u-clock.

Posted by: Mario at September 04, 2015 08:53 AM (4I3rr)

28 24 You like knives?

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2015 08:53 AM (sPO3u)

29 So, I see the late buzzion was immortalized (sorta) in the ONT. Come on now, what did he do to deserve that? Anyfukkinbody can die off.

Posted by: maddogg at September 04, 2015 08:53 AM (xWW96)

30

Are the California AG and Mayor of SF in Jail yet? Because, you know, laws?

Posted by: GBruno at September 04, 2015 08:53 AM (u49WF)

31 Yay, rebrewer!!!

Couldn't read the ONT/EMT because the screen wouldn't "pull out" on the ancient touchpad (some sort of image file it doesn't like).

All good with RWR, though...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at September 04, 2015 08:54 AM (wmrFg)

32 Infidel, left a paint suggestion for you in previous thread.

Vic, I love the early morning links. Maybe Ace should let you be a COB and you can make a thread for them?

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)

33 I'm out for the day/

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 04, 2015 08:54 AM (t2KH5)

34 That man tried to ruin all of our fun.

Posted by: Assorted Libertines and Miscreants at September 04, 2015 08:54 AM (Dwehj)

35 " A broken clock is right once a day"

Poor ol' Rick. I guess even a blind hog will find a ship in the night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 04, 2015 08:54 AM (e2ZW9)

36 "Gov. Perry, can you name the aides who have recently jumped ship?"
"Sure! One, there's...um...Steve? And, like, there's prolly an Alan in there..."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 08:55 AM (PEFlK)

37 >>>>The U.S. unemployment rate fell to a
seven-year low in August as employers added a modest 173,000 jobs, a key
piece of evidence for the Federal Reserve in deciding whether to raise
interest rates from record lows later this month.
.
.
.
.The DOW should be in for a bumpy ride today. Tons more people not in the labor market.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 04, 2015 08:55 AM (iONHu)

38 *to young Rick Perry*

When you can snatch the wristwatch from my hand,

you will be right once a day.

Posted by: Ronald Raven at September 04, 2015 08:55 AM (KUa85)

39
FML:

California drivers would pay $65 a year in a new highway user fee plus higher taxes at the gas pump under a $3.6 billion plan Gov. Jerry Brown is pitching to help fix the states highways.

The administrations plan would create a highway user fee of $65 per vehicle, which would generate $2 billion and could be assessed during vehicle registration. Another $1 billion would be generated by raising the gas tax by 6 cents per gallon and the diesel tax by 11 cents per gallon. Those taxes would continue to rise based on the Consumer Price Index.

Sacbee

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 08:55 AM (kdS6q)

40 It shows you how far gone the GOP is that it's demanding loyalty pledges from its candidates and doing it so openly.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2015 08:56 AM (eDW1j)

41 Have a good day Vic.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 08:57 AM (wxGc8)

42 left the campaign recently for a job at the Republican National Committee.

"FAILed recently? Come work for the GOPe!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2015 08:57 AM (FcR7P)

43 Calisukifornicatia won't need highways much longer, once they finally get the nads to outlaw the infernal combustion engine.

Posted by: maddogg at September 04, 2015 08:57 AM (xWW96)

44 Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go till you see the light
Take me home tonight
Listen honey
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
Be my little baby

Posted by: Eddie Money's love song to Ronald Reagan at September 04, 2015 08:57 AM (PEFlK)

45 Now there is el hombre conservadore.

Posted by: MTF at September 04, 2015 08:58 AM (TxJGV)

46 The campaigns,the committee,they recycle the same losers time after time.It's almost as if they don't care...

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2015 08:58 AM (sPO3u)

47 a $3.6 billion plan Gov. Jerry Brown is pitching to help fix the states highways.

We just got thru five years of highway and road repairs. One would think they fixed something.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2015 08:59 AM (FcR7P)

48 @Bob's Flannel..... yes! Go Irish! After watching my Saints appear again as the Aints in the preseason, I'm thinking this will be a good year to focus on ND football.... Although I can't stop loving the Saints......

Posted by: OCD Con at September 04, 2015 08:59 AM (7h/1w)

49 Just call me "honey badger" from now on.

Cuz I don't give a shit.

Posted by: RNC at September 04, 2015 08:59 AM (PEFlK)

50 votermom, makes sense. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 08:59 AM (wxGc8)

51 And being a long weekend it's 4 days of silence.

I'm pretty sure I might be spending some free time on my neighbors wifi although I'll be installing WIN-10 on her laptops.

Its a win-win situation.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 04, 2015 09:00 AM (4pjhs)

52 Gov. Jerry Brown is pitching....

---------

Huh. I had him pegged as a catcher.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 09:00 AM (PEFlK)

53 The DOW should be in for a bumpy ride today. Tons more people not in the labor market.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 04, 2015 08:55 AM (iONHu)
===========================

Progressives say better numbers are coming on unemployment. The murder rate is up, and that'll help.

Posted by: MTF at September 04, 2015 09:00 AM (TxJGV)

54 Harris Faulkner sued Hasbro this week over its plastic Harris Faulkner hamster

I didn't realize they used her whole name. This is a bit more valid now (although I doubt she is actually suffering in any way).

Posted by: Lea at September 04, 2015 09:01 AM (lIU4e)

55 >>> No matter how many knives I buy, I always need one more. Why is that?

GOPe keeps swiping em to stick in random backs?

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 04, 2015 09:01 AM (3ZtZW)

56 Can the rich morons buy Vic a tablet so he can take us on the porch with him? Or maybe the porch is a media-free zone.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 04, 2015 09:01 AM (yxw0r)

57 Four day week end? Well that explains it. Nobody works the day before and the day after a long week end. It's in the contract.

Posted by: Angus MacGonagleski at September 04, 2015 09:01 AM (FoI/9)

58 Is this the one where Jeb! pulls his finger?

Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2015 09:02 AM (UzPAd)

59 I know MH...
I REALLY don't want to be isolated to posting just from work that long.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 04, 2015 09:02 AM (4pjhs)

60 14: "The news comes a day after Perrys political director in New Hampshire, Dante Vitagliano, left to join Ohio Gov. John Kasichs presidential campaign."

Seems like the candidates aren't the only ones who could use some loyalty oaths.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at September 04, 2015 09:03 AM (4nmNX)

61 Vic,
Hope you have a lovely weekend. I stopped by here this morning just to read your post and glance at the ONT. I appreciate your post and will be sorry if you decide to stop.

lowly, lousy, lurker - mostly

Posted by: Lex at September 04, 2015 09:03 AM (FBjP7)

62 But the lightbringer has almost full employment. UI is only 5.1. You Reich Wingers will never be happy.

/

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 09:03 AM (wxGc8)

63 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:03 AM (kff5f)

64 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:04 AM (kff5f)

65 I just had biscuits and gravy. The world is good.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 04, 2015 09:04 AM (AJAk6)

66 What? No, it's a pure coincidence that our toy shares your name and some resemblance. I'm sure there are lots of people named "Theodore Ronaldinho Schnicklegruber III on Sycamore Street in Pasadena" because that's, like, a super common name.

Posted by: Hasbro at September 04, 2015 09:04 AM (PEFlK)

67
And today is Force Friday.

At midnight, stores opened early to nerd hoards as toys for Star Wars: The Force Awakens went on sale.

Men in wookie costumes lining up in the middle of the night to buy toys. Nuff said.

NYT

http://tinyurl.com/p9wgry3

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:04 AM (kdS6q)

68

DAY 1,032

431 to go (504 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

69 My weekend kicks into gear in 3 min, laters Daywalkers.

Ya'll have a great weekend!

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 04, 2015 09:05 AM (4pjhs)

70
Survival kit contents check.
In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/oqlce4c
Stay turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at September 04, 2015 09:05 AM (vbJig)

71 California, you have to also pay for the High Speed Rail from Merced to Chowchill, get you between these two great cities in no time...It's going to cost you a bundle if it is ever finished.

Posted by: Colin at September 04, 2015 09:05 AM (eoM8x)

72 An anchor for Fox News is suing Hasbro for more than $5 million over a toy hamster.

-
She overlooked another similarity. She and the plastic hamster have the same IQ.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 04, 2015 09:06 AM (XUKZU)

73 "And today is Force Friday."

No girlfriends amongst the bunch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 04, 2015 09:06 AM (e2ZW9)

74 Hasbro thing.

This is why celebs register their names as trademarks. Or copyright them. Something like that.

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:06 AM (cbfNE)

75 Men in wookie costumes ...

---

*Harumph* "Wookiee"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson's nerdiness is showing at September 04, 2015 09:06 AM (PEFlK)

76 A lousy two billion dolla's? That won't re-pave the LaCienega Cutoff, fer chrissakes. Would not build a full mile of high-speed rail.

Go big or go home. Why not a thousand dollar user fee? Ten thousand.
I don't want to see a car on that freeway except Fred Astaire's Rolls. Or ZsaZsa's Studebaker.

http://tinyurl.com/of8p5qa

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 04, 2015 09:06 AM (xq1UY)

77 No girlfriends amongst the bunch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

But at least one smokin' hot wife.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson's nerdiness is showing at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (PEFlK)

78 I once pickup a calendar of Reagan, meant to frame the picture from December. I've been looking for it for years, and I've yet to find it. It looks like it's from winning a nomination or something like that. He's in a profile, head bowed down, with one arm straight up holding a white cowboy hat. Anybody seen it anywhere?

Posted by: Paladin at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (4kpbt)

79 9
Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

Yeah, well, I can't get the main page from work anymore. It's like it stops in the middle somewhere. I generally wind up with the right sidebar large and in the middle of the page. If I'm lucky when I refresh, I can get the first story, in which case I also get the links to the stories in the left sidebar and can click on the individual stories to see what they are.

Haven't been able to access comments at work in forever. It's like the proxy at work either can't find acecomments.mu.nu or never gets a response from it.

Posted by: Montag at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (o78gS)

80 Unemployment 'down,' but participation rate STILL only down under Obama:

http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS11300000

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

81 I loved the way Reagan made me feel about my country. I miss him.

Posted by: parteagirl at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (K0jlM)

82 Yes, my campaign isnt going so well.

But you know what they are saying: "fortune favors the bald"!

Now, would you get rid of such gorgeous hair just to win an election?

Posted by: Rick Perry, Bitch! at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (vPXv6)

83 And it seems weird and stalkery of Hasbro to do this. She's a minor local tv person or something that no one's heard of.

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (cbfNE)

84 The news comes a day after Perrys political director in New Hampshire, Dante Vitagliano, left to join Ohio Gov. John Kasichs presidential campaign."

My Daddy was a Mailman!

He delivered three things:

Letters.

Packages.

And...

.....

...

Oops.

Posted by: John Kasich at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (KUa85)

85 progressives say better numbers are coming on unemployment. The murder rate is up, and that'll help.

Black Lives Matter: Bloody night in Chicago 13 killed...

Posted by: Colin at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (eoM8x)

86 Seriously stale sock DEACTIVATE!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (o78gS)

87 Hasbro should just say its an Action Figure and offer royalties

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (3ZtZW)

88
I didn't realize they used her whole name.
Posted by: Lea

Random chance:

The Harris Faulkner toy was introduced in 2014, according to the lawsuit, and was sold in a package along with a terrier named Benson Detwyler. Other toys in the popular line include animals named Pancakes Watkins, Puffball Petrovsky and Pepper Clark.

But, someone saw a chance for a payday.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (kdS6q)

89 Men in wookie costumes ...

---

*Harumph* "Wookiee"

Mooch moonlighting?

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 09:09 AM (wxGc8)

90 The murder rate is up

Yo dog, it's my job.

Posted by: Almighty Conservative Vice Lords at September 04, 2015 09:09 AM (4I3rr)

91 It shows you how far gone the GOP is that it's demanding loyalty pledges from its candidates and doing it so openly.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 04, 2015 08:56 AM (eDW1j)

Preeeebus will insist it is not the Reichwehreid, just an administrative oath to make sure where everyone stands.

Posted by: Kindtot at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (3pRHP)

92 Have to say Harris Faulkner is my favorite of the Fox 'babes' because she does really good moderating on weekend show with the old guys (Political Insiders) and on the couch with the other ladies on Outnumbered. Watching her herd the old guys is a blast and she does it with good humor and great questions.

Don't think I would want someone using my name without permission.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (MIKMs)

93 Breakthrough prayer

A short interview with Jim Cymbala, the pastor of the Brooklyn Tabernacle Church, whose daily devotions I have been posting for about a week or so:

http://tinyurl.com/qcbj625

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (OSs/l)

94 The Harris Faulkner toy was introduced in 2014, according to the lawsuit, and was sold in a package along with a terrier named Benson Detwyler. Other toys in the popular line include animals named Pancakes Watkins, Puffball Petrovsky and Pepper Clark.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Da fuq? Ah, hell, no! You ain't stealin' *my* name, Hasbro!

Posted by: Pancakes Watkins at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (PEFlK)

95 Black Lives Matter: Bloody night in Chicago 13 killed...
Posted by: Colin at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (eoM8x)

Retroactive abortion. It's fine.
/PP

Posted by: maddogg at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (xWW96)

96 The Trump pledge misses the point. The problem is not that the base are betraying the leadership. It is that the leadership is betraying the American people.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (XUKZU)

97 (although I doubt she is actually suffering in any way). --Lea

I didn't think I was going to have to mention Richard Gere again. Life's funny.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (xq1UY)

98 Also: "the early bird watches the worm". So Ill keep it really cool and just watch the race for a while.

Posted by: Rick Perrys Wisdom, Bitch! at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (vPXv6)

99 So... is it slow because of the forthcoming commie holiday, or is caffeine just taking a little longer to take effect today?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

100 Sigh... RWR...

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 04, 2015 09:11 AM (scUt2)

101 Harris Faulkner has a good case.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 04, 2015 09:11 AM (oVJmc)

102 Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Used to be Dallas, but after Kennedy was shot they had Slim Pickens re-record the sentence in post-production. Watch the scene; things don't quite match.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (nNfpU)

103
It's like the proxy at work either can't find acecomments.mu.nu or never gets a response from it.
Posted by: Montag

The url for the comments, which is diffent from the top site url, has changed multiple times over the last couple of years.

Proxy might be allowing an old one, but not cleared for the current one.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (kdS6q)

104
Black Lives Matter!

OR

"I Can Haz Bro!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (St6BJ)

105 Don't think I would want someone using my name without permission.

If names were unique, you'd have a point. How many "John Smiths" are there? I'm pretty sure that somewhere else in this nation there's even someone with my name - which is hardly common.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)

106 Maybe I should buy the toy and see if I can resell on ebay for a gazillion bucks.

http://www.amazon.com/ Littlest-Pet-Shop-Pawsabilities-Detwyler/dp/B00IJVMRXA

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE)

107 95 Black Lives Matter: Bloody night in Chicago 13 killed...
Posted by: Colin at September 04, 2015 09:08 AM (eoM8x)

Retroactive abortion. It's fine.
/PP
Posted by: maddogg at September 04, 2015 09:10 AM (xWW96)

Not when the bullets hit the brain, kidneys or liver.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)

108 59 I know MH...
I REALLY don't want to be isolated to posting just from work that long.
Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 04, 2015 09:02 AM (4pjhs)

Have you contacted any of the cobs?

You could drop me a line at stterguy2014 at the g mail thingy dot com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (+c55T)

109
I'm not a faggot, but I played one on TV.

Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (OiFtZ)

110 Oops too late, already selling in the $30 range.

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (cbfNE)

111 >>>>Unemployment 'down,' but participation rate STILL only down under Obama:
.
.
.
.And you have to add the 10,988,269 (a record) people on SS Disability to the number of people not in the workforce 92,898,000 to get the true numbers.

Over one fourth of the population of the entire United States is no longer in the workforce. That should seriously worry people but it doesn't.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (iONHu)

112 Not when the bullets hit the brain, kidneys or liver.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Eh, pretty worthless from this bunch. "Damaged goods," as we say in the biz (of baby murder).

Posted by: PP at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (PEFlK)

113 47
We just got thru five years of highway and road repairs. One would think they fixed something.

'Round here, they're busy building islands in the middle of main straight, which is a state highway.

The ones they've done so far, they installed, removed, and rebuilt four times. They're night quite done with the rest of them, so it's too early to tell whether they're going to remove and rebuild them and, if so, how many times.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (o78gS)

114 109
I'm not a faggot, but I played one on TV.
Posted by: Billy Ray Cyrus at September 04, 2015 09:14 AM (OiFtZ)

So, prostate exams are anal rape-rape?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)

115 F Alan Greenspan, and F the Fed. Since its creation, the Fed has been the single biggest disaster to the American economy bar none. How we continue to allow this cabal to determine our counties future is beyond me?!

Posted by: Yeah right at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (2X7pN)

116 Harris Faulkner? We're not related. She has appropriated my name and intends to profit off my famous literary works. If she wants to be famous, make her use her own name and stop using mine.

Posted by: William Cuthbert Faulkner, Nobel Laureate at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (FoI/9)

117 Since its creation, the Fed has been the single biggest disaster to the American economy bar none.

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I blame the Jews, mostly.

Posted by: Pon Raul at September 04, 2015 09:16 AM (PEFlK)

118
Harris Faulkner has a good case.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

No she doesn't, unless she likes to sleep on shredded newspaper and eat her young.

For the same reason "John Wick" can't sure just because a movie has a character by that name. Plaintiff has to show the defendant intentionally was referring the specific plaintiff. And "I look like a hamster" ain't going to work.

Still, may get money to piss off before BLM burns down the Hasbro factory.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:18 AM (kdS6q)

119 Not cool, Pon. Not cool at all.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 09:18 AM (PEFlK)

120 http://www.amazon.com/ Littlest-Pet-Shop-Pawsabilities-Detwyler/dp/B00IJVMRXA
Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (cbfNE)

Migawd, those eyes, those eyes!

I see them... coming here.. those FREAKISH giant anime eyes!"

Posted by: Kindtot at September 04, 2015 09:18 AM (3pRHP)

121 Though you have to be somewhat careful with folk-wisdom. I believed for example that "a picture is worth a thousand words", but was then informed by my advisers that a campaign based on donated selfies or even photo albums wouldnt get me very far.

Posted by: Rick Perrys Wisdom, Bitch! at September 04, 2015 09:18 AM (vPXv6)

122 country's not countries
Sheesh!
I need coffee, and don't even drink coffee!

Posted by: Yeah right at September 04, 2015 09:19 AM (2X7pN)

123 Good morning, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!

It's that time of year again, and we're planning a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe:

Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue).

Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Thanks!

Bonus: OffspringOfMystry just RSVP'd. How 'bout you?

Posted by: speedster1 at September 04, 2015 09:19 AM (xfE5u)

124 'Round here, they're busy building islands in the middle of main straight, which is a state highway.

The ones they've done so far, they installed, removed, and rebuilt four times. They're night quite done with the rest of them, so it's too early to tell whether they're going to remove and rebuild them and, if so, how many times.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 04, 2015 09:15

If i ever met the SON OF A FUCKING BITCH who created round-abouts I would do serious harm. Fucking Jim Doyle fucked WI with them before Scotty took office

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 09:19 AM (+c55T)

125 For the same reason "John Wick" can't sure just because a movie has a character by that name. Plaintiff has to show the defendant intentionally was referring the specific plaintiff. And "I look like a hamster" ain't going to work.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Adorable. You think a judge might care about laws and such. She just needs to show her feelings were hurt.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 04, 2015 09:19 AM (PEFlK)

126 " A broken clock is right once a day"

I still remember the 5 or 6 articles a day Ace would write to explain to readers who were intellectually challenged why Rick Perry was great and Sarah Palin was an idiot.

Good times...

Posted by: jwest at September 04, 2015 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

127 So, prostate exams are anal rape-rape?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (d

Christ, I didn't even get a drink.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 09:20 AM (+c55T)

128 Though you have to be somewhat careful with folk-wisdom. I believed for example that "a picture is worth a thousand words", but was then informed by my advisers that a campaign based on donated selfies or even photo albums wouldnt get me very far.

Posted by: Rick Perry's Wisdom, Bitch!

Tell me about it, Rick.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 04, 2015 09:20 AM (PEFlK)

129
a $3.6 billion plan Gov. Jerry Brown is pitching to help fix the states highways.

We just got thru five years of highway and road repairs. One would think they fixed something.

Posted by: t-bird at September 04, 2015 08:59 AM (FcR7P)

I've seen road repairs in my beloved Clownifornia..... and in Texas now that I've moved to Free America. A CA road repair/upgrade that takes a year or more would take about 6-8 weeks in TX. And in Texas, they don't abandon construction equipment along the side of the road after they're done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2015 09:21 AM (1QsMy)

130 I was also severely disappointed because I believed "hope for the best, prepare to be first". How did that work out for me?

Posted by: Rick Perrys Wisdom, Bitch! at September 04, 2015 09:21 AM (vPXv6)

131 If i ever met the SON OF A FUCKING BITCH who created round-abouts I would do serious harm. Fucking Jim Doyle fucked WI with them before Scotty took office

They are doing that here. It's a nightmare.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 09:22 AM (wxGc8)

132 Damn, now I forgot who I was before I became me.

Posted by: Roland Gaineslegg at September 04, 2015 09:22 AM (FoI/9)

133
Adorable. You think a judge might care about laws and such. She just needs to show her feelings were hurt.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson

Nope, the law's agin' her, but we all know that doesn't matter.

Get her case in front of the right jury and -- you know.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:22 AM (kdS6q)

134 He's in a profile, head bowed down, with one arm straight up holding a white cowboy hat. Anybody seen it anywhere?
Posted by: Paladin

*****

Could this be it?

http://tinyurl.com/reagan-hat

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 04, 2015 09:23 AM (mvenn)

135 78 I once pickup a calendar of Reagan, meant to frame the picture from December. I've been looking for it for years, and I've yet to find it. It looks like it's from winning a nomination or something like that. He's in a profile, head bowed down, with one arm straight up holding a white cowboy hat. Anybody seen it anywhere?
Posted by: Paladin at September 04, 2015 09:07 AM (4kpbt) I seem to recall that photo on a Reagan Ranch fundraising calendar. Might want to check with them for the photo.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 04, 2015 09:23 AM (22uju)

136 Muldoon, that was just evil.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 09:25 AM (wxGc8)

137 "If i ever met the SON OF A FUCKING BITCH who created round-abouts I would do serious harm. Fucking Jim Doyle fucked WI with them before Scotty took office"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 09:19 AM (+c55T)

Didn't "Mythbusters" do a segment on this?

Roundabouts work if people know how to use them, but all it takes is one newbee who doesn't get the flow and it will tie up traffic for miles.

Posted by: jwest at September 04, 2015 09:26 AM (Zs4uk)

138 The f*cking commie engineers who designed round-abouts should be placed against a wall, given a cigarette, and skull-f*cked with their pocket-protectors and slide-rules.

Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2015 09:26 AM (UzPAd)

139 They are doing that here. It's a nightmare.

Posted by: Infidel at September 04, 2015 09:22 AM

We have two. Both of them had numerous wrecks. So they added ONE stop sign on the busiest entry point. Still wrecks. So they added three more stop signs. Now everyone just sits at the stop signs and guns their motors.

Posted by: Lester at September 04, 2015 09:26 AM (2UPXV)

140
Don't think I would want someone using my name without permission.

If names were unique, you'd have a point. How many "John Smiths" are there? I'm pretty sure that somewhere else in this nation there's even someone with my name - which is hardly common.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)

Although, there ARE advantages to having the same first/last name as a famous person. It's a lot more difficult to find info on me with a web search.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2015 09:27 AM (1QsMy)

141 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 04, 2015 09:23 AM (mvenn)

You are a terrible, terrible American.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)

142 127 So, prostate exams are anal rape-rape?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:15 AM (d

Christ, I didn't even get a drink.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 04, 2015 09:20 AM (+c55T)

Funny line from "Frasier" when Daphne thinks Martin should an exam from a female doctor.

"Like Hell! When I drop my pants and bend over, I want to see a pair of wingtips between my legs!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2015 09:28 AM (St6BJ)

143 I went to school with a Puffball Petrovsky.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 04, 2015 09:28 AM (mvenn)

144
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 04, 2015 09:23 AM (mvenn)

You are a terrible, terrible American.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 04, 2015 09:27 AM (kff5f)

I was expecting a behatted tarantula. This is infinitely worse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2015 09:29 AM (1QsMy)

145 "A snitching mime serves time"?

Posted by: Bigby's Wriggly Fingers at September 04, 2015 09:29 AM (3ZtZW)

146
Heeeere corgi, corgi, corgi.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2015 09:30 AM (1QsMy)

147 tinyurl preview feature is your friend.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 04, 2015 09:30 AM (mvenn)

148 142 That actor is gay.So it's even funnier.

Posted by: steevy at September 04, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)

149 There are half a dozen people with my name in my hometown. One of them was also the same age and was killed in a horrible nightclub fire about ten years ago. As late as last year someone from my high school class saw me on social media and told me that he thought I'd been dead ever since that fire.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2015 09:31 AM (2cS/G)

150 Good Friday morning, Hordelings.

At least we have a long weekend to recover from the fresh hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 04, 2015 09:31 AM (LUgeY)

151 Well, Harris Faulkner is black, and her hair has like a wavy long bangs thing (50s / 60s era long bob). She has big almond shaped eyes with false lashes.

The toy, which is quite cute, is ecru colored with a lock of dark brown wavy bangs and exaggerated almond-shaped eyes and drawn on lashes. I compared the eyes to the eyes of other toys in the line and they all have different styles. It's quite possible that whoever designed the toy was in fact inspired by the real Harris Faulkner.

I think it's not coincidence.

Posted by: @votermom at September 04, 2015 09:33 AM (cbfNE)

152
And a photo gallery of Force Friday at the Times Square TrU.

The dead soulless eyes of Geoffrey the Giraffe holding a lightsaber will haunt my dreams:

www.rebelscum.com/gallery/tru-force-friday/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2015 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

153 126 " A broken clock is right once a day"

I still remember the 5 or 6 articles a day Ace would write to explain to readers who were intellectually challenged why Rick Perry was great and Sarah Palin was an idiot.

Good times...
Posted by: jwest at September 04, 2015 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)

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I was all for Perry in 2012, thought he was the thing. He lost me at "have a heart".

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 04, 2015 09:38 AM (LXJ1e)

154 Hasn't the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the image in this post is a thought-crime and banned by the 14th Amendment or whatever? Dunno. Hard to keep track anymore.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 04, 2015 09:47 AM (vd4oB)

155 The bothersome thing about Rick Perry is that he has been an outstanding governor. He just doesn't do well in debates and interviews.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at September 04, 2015 09:52 AM (dPpmC)

156 AHAHAHAHA! That Alabama poll shows John Kasich--who our idiot governor (currently distracted by the sudden serving of divorce papers a week ago) endorsed a couple of weeks back--gets a whopping 1.3%.

STFU, Gov. Bentley, STFU.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 04, 2015 10:19 AM (9krrF)

157 Ronald Reagan. The last time I ever actually voted FOR a Presidential candidate. This time it will be Ted Cruz I vote FOR. Saw him yesterday, by the way. He's a rarin' to get at it.

Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2015 10:51 AM (go5uR)

158 The gray goose got your girl feeling loose

Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)

It like every time I get up on the dude

Paparazzi put my business in the news

Better get up out my face (oh, shit)

Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)

My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, shit)

You got that?

I've got the bass

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2015 05:47 PM (HXzvr)

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