Elizabeth Warren on Whether She Had Discussed Running as Biden's VP: "It Was a Long Conversation"

When you see it, you'll see those words mean more than the headline might suggest.

Posted by: Ace at 05:54 PM

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1 Elizabeth Warren on Whether She Had Discussed Running as Biden's VP: "It Was a Long Conversation"

Yeah, but only because her blanket kept catching on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2015 05:55 PM (8ZskC)

2 She is *such* a lawyer.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 02, 2015 05:56 PM (Xd2w5)

3 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (kff5f)

4 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (kff5f)

5 Fauxcahontas and fauxcaintelligent. The perfect ticket.

Posted by: duke at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (mDxGf)

6 Long conversation? Well I suspect so, those smoke signals are slower than the Internet in the Navy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (DUoqb)

7 This will help court the Indian vote that I alienated with my comments about 7/11 and Dunkin' Donuts.

Posted by: Uncle Joe B. at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (FohCt)

8 Okay... whose ancestor forgot to give her ancestor a smallpox blanket?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (kff5f)

9 Biden/Warren 2016: Because Fabulism is FAB-U-LOUS!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (5p18q)

10 I'm guessing the conversation involved lots of firewater. Possibly wampum.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (LAe3v)

11 Did Biden ask if her Indian relatives owned a 7-11?

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (qSIlh)

12 It was long since Joe Biden didn't understand anything and she had to explain it to him 20 times.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (0LHZx)

13 Warren heap big liar.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (ucDmr)

14 Would Buden allow her to go into a 7/11?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (hJn8u)

15 "Had long conversation. Me run out of logs."

Posted by: A440Hz at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (FAPxv)

16 A discussion in smoke signals would, by its very nature, be a long conversation!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (rEEK1)

17 When this was teased as an "Indian thread" in the last thread I thought for sure it would be the Indians GM's wife throwing her husband under the bus for cheating with the reporterette. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (GZ6Pf)

18 They pow wowed on it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 05:58 PM (i23N/)

19 It was probably because she insisted in having the conversation in Native American Sign language.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (JmGFJ)

20 I don't even want to think of Warren and Biden together in the medicine lodge...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (kff5f)

21 Oh my, Liz is just so arch and wry. What subtlety.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (LAe3v)

22 Oops.. I see Nevergiveup beat me to it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (rEEK1)

23
Tepee or not Tepee that is the question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (ODxAs)

24 Yeah, and the next time biden has a stroke, it's lizzy warren with a hatchet in the parlor. Who murdered America?

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2015 05:59 PM (go5uR)

25 We talk heap long time. Joe drank much firewater & yell like buffalo.

Posted by: Elizabeth "shits from mouth" Warren at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (lRwmz)

26 Warren: we need to take further steps to implement Dodd-Frank's consumer protection.
Biden: are people using bad stuff in their franks? I like Nathan's...

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (qSIlh)

27 19
It was probably because she insisted in having the conversation in Native American Sign language.

Tonal or atonal?

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (LAe3v)

28 So... can't watch at work, but let me guess...

blah blah blah blah blah blah
I'm not answering your question
blah blah blah blah blah blah

Does that more or less sum it up?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (kff5f)

29 I guess we know who'll be holding the cigars.

Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (2oWD2)

30 Sounds like he is running. "No" is a short conversation. Sounds like she is running too

We can derail them by giving her too much fire water to go with "native" people Oklahoma crab dip

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

31 That was like a line from a cheesy pron script. *cue canned laughter*

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (3tjn4)

32
8 Okay... whose ancestor forgot to give her ancestor a smallpox blanket?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM (kff5f)

Her ancestor was the one handing out smallpox blankets.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2015 06:00 PM (z/Ubi)

33 Buzzion! You're back!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 02, 2015 06:01 PM (5p18q)

34 32 Before germ theory even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 06:01 PM (i23N/)

35
I bet she'd sell out for $30 worth of beads.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:01 PM (ODxAs)

36 While an imbecile, I don't think Biden despises America like Hillary does. So if it's between him or her, BIDEN 2016!!!

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 06:02 PM (0LHZx)

37 Three Wolf learn that Heap Big Vice-Chief Biden sweat like tatonka.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at September 02, 2015 06:02 PM (8ZskC)

38 I'm mulling over a potential bet involving bottles of Scotch with someone at work. I want three to one odds, but my position is that come 2016, we're looking at a Biden / Warren ticket. What sayeth you?

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

39 It will be Sanders/Warren.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (5p18q)

40 Biden vs. Jeb! 2016. Cripple Fight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (i23N/)

41 Until this scrunt takes a hit with her oh so PC fans for "stealing" Native American Tribe membership to advance her career, I don't foresee her going to far nationally.

It worked in Massachusetts because Massholes.

That's not going to cut it nationally.

Plus the Injuns are just waiting for her to open her Pocahontas yapper one more time and they're getting out the tomahawks and getting in some chop practice.

How you like-em that you cherokee faker?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (x3GpS)

42 Has anyone tried giving her a handful of beads, a small mirror and maybe a comb to just go away?

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (e3bId)

43 Her Indian name will be "Running Bulll" but by Gosh, because she has lady bits she will save us!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (OSs/l)

44 Heap big pow-wow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (LA7Cm)

45 Biden: you know, I always thought it was interesting that the Oklahoma Indians have the same name as the state. It's the Cleveland Indians that get me confused, isn't that in Indianopolis?

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (qSIlh)

46 She said she would have to retreat to her sweat lodge and smoke a peace pipe. Next she would trip on shrooms and look for signs. Then she consulted her spirit animal, her shaman, and the moon. Finally, after listening to the west wind, she queefed her response

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

47 "How you like-em that you cherokee faker?"

You tell her!!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, now with more fetus. at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (VPLuQ)

48 Her Spirit Animal is a weasel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (i23N/)

49 And why would he not follow up a question like that for more detail?

I guess she wants to seem in control ... and maybe she is.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (6zZ5y)

50 If the Dems pick her as VEEP, whoever is the Republican candidate should choose either Congressman Markwayne Mullin or Congressman Tom Cole, who are members of the Cherokee and Chikisaw tribes, respectively.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Curtis at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (0TXlm)

51 that is one fine looking squaw.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (ucDmr)

52 Fox is really pushing Kasich....................................so there's that

Dole, McCain, Romney, Kasich. Sounds like a free-form collage of losers

Posted by: himself at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (8CdUx)

53 Of course an even worse ticket than Biden and Running Bull would be Running Harpy and Running Bull.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (OSs/l)

54 I must stress though that I have been known to lie.
Especially to the paleface...How!

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Big Chief" Warren at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (YFFpo)

55 Buzzion 2015

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 02, 2015 06:05 PM (x3GpS)

56
She's kind of a tall old squaw, aint she?

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 02, 2015 06:06 PM (ODxAs)

57 Biden: Peace Pipe? Is that like Peace Porridge Hot? Library paste has a better... feel to it.

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:06 PM (qSIlh)

58 Looks like Sacacasqueegee.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 06:06 PM (i23N/)

59

Reagan/Nighthorse Campbell 1984

Man, would that have been awesome.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 02, 2015 06:06 PM (kdS6q)

60
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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 02, 2015 06:06 PM (LUgeY)

61 You know those crabs that we followed during their migration across the plains? Well, Biden says he caught 'em.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (8ZskC)

62 I was a Navajo code talker in the Big WW Two.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (dZGNV)

63 re 48: that was funny.

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (qSIlh)

64 Of course an even worse ticket than Biden and Running Bull would be Running Harpy and Running Bull.

Their opponents would, of course, be Running Dog Lackeys.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (LAe3v)

65 Biden: You have heap big wampum!

Warren: I knew I should have worn the pants with the vertical stripes.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (mvenn)

66 re 58: also funny, once I figured out how to pronounce it.

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:07 PM (qSIlh)

67 Then she gave Biden his tribal name. Thinks Like Ass

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

68 67
Then she gave Biden his tribal name. Thinks Like Ass

His nickname is Eats White Adhesive.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2015 06:08 PM (LAe3v)

69 What do they call that?

Cultural theft.

Lizzie is a thief.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 02, 2015 06:08 PM (x3GpS)

70 Then she gave Biden his tribal name. Thinks Like Ass

Would Anthony Wiener's Indian name be "Thinks with penis?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 06:09 PM (kff5f)

71 Bury my pow-wow chow at Wounded Knee!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Runny Beaver" Warren at September 02, 2015 06:09 PM (lRwmz)

72
She should have stuck to flipping houses.

Posted by: GBruno at September 02, 2015 06:09 PM (u49WF)

73 EW, paid $400,000 dollars by Harvard to teach one class and listen for bison hooves.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at September 02, 2015 06:09 PM (dZGNV)

74 I'm detecting a common theme here...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 02, 2015 06:09 PM (YFFpo)

75 Thread-winner on the first post. Nice.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 06:10 PM (QFjNO)

76 so one day around 1900, a lovely young white woman was visiting the reservation and she noticed a young brave who said "chance" to any woman who walked by. So she walked up to him and said "Hello" and he promptly looked at her and said "chance!"
And the young woman said, "I thought Indians said 'How' " and he replied, "Injun Warren know how, just want chance!"

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:10 PM (qSIlh)

77 Now that's a dream ticket!

Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 06:10 PM (hUdMz)

78 Really, bumping into Bobby Brady in the Grand Canyon was the highlight of her life. Ever since then, she's just been coasting.

Posted by: Eli at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (2cS/G)

79

If whomever is the Republican nominee can't make hay out of the fact that a plagiarist and a fake Native American are the Democrat ticket, he/she should go hide in a cave for the rest of their lives. The commercials write themselves.

VOICEOVER: Biden---fake hair, fake teeth, fake values. Warren---lived a lie to get a job. The perfect Democratic ticket.

Posted by: imp at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (XIXZz)

80 As I hear it, they went for a drive and saw a sign that said " Custer's Last Stand" and Biden asked if she wanted to stop for some Ice Cream before it was to late?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (DUoqb)

81
"Two Dogs Humping" Warren is more of a Marxist than Sir Edmund Rodham, and that's saying a lot. She is a strong proponent of the "you didn't build that" slur used against republicans who have worked hard, played by the rules, and created economic success and wealth for many.

She's an arrogant scrunt who would do irreparable harm to America, and after eight years of Obama, America may not be recoverable prior to civil war or collapse if this turd is elected to a position of power.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (OiFtZ)

82 Biden/Warren 2016!!

Speaking of sending in the clowns... All you Trump haters can apologize again.

Oh, yeah, know what this means for Hillary2016?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IUIYwrMyiQ

Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (ry4ab)

83 Biden showed her his heap big medicine, and she told him to flush.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (gyKtp)

84
Musical interlude for this post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4HYVIvuJE

brought to you my Big Chief Writing Pads

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (ODxAs)

85 On the Campaign Trail of Tears

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (zOTsN)

86 All the 'help me' emails I've sent to Hillary keep bouncing back to me. Weird, it's almost like she has a private server or something.

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (vP2C5)

87 Tell us Ms. Warren, did you refer to the Redskins logo as "heap big offense to my tribe"?

Posted by: logprof at September 02, 2015 06:11 PM (vsbNu)

88 On the Campaign Trail of Tears.

LOL; Good one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:12 PM (OSs/l)

89 Shes just Biden her time, sitting back & waiting for 2020.

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (L2Ssy)

90 Truncated sock off

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (2cS/G)

91 48 watch the weasel talk!

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (e3bId)

92 She thought Fuck Me In The Ass With Forked Tongue was too long

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

93 "It Was a Long Conversation"

Mostly because Biden kept feeling her up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

94 Pipe down, Pocahontas.

Posted by: Mr. Donald Trump at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (Ui7Rt)

95 92,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (zyIlW)

96 >>>that is one fine looking squaw.<<<

She's a little long in the tooth, but I'll take a couple of hobo pets and a handful of .45-70 cartridges for her.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (3tjn4)

97 Notice how "diverse" the candidates and potential candidates are for the Dems....A bunch of oldddddd white folk...

Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (hUdMz)

98 It was a long converstion because they had to speak really slow to each other so that they could understand what the other was saying.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (Fmupd)

99 http://tinyurl.com/qc35umk

Needs more Slim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (i23N/)

100 I don't want to minimize anyones Elizabeth Warrens NA heritage jokes. But really, we've all been making fun of her for years.

So really, we should all get credit for trail of tears jokes.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 06:15 PM (QFjNO)

101 Yes, I can see Biden half in the bag lurching around while trying to cop a feel from Princess Lieawatha as she tries to shield herself from his scent of gin and Preparation H.

Long conversation indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

102 She also practiced law where she didn't have a license, whines about the disparity between CEOS and employees while she made like 200,000 to teach one course at Harvard ( I wonder ho much the adjuncts there make?) and flipped houses in foreclosure to make a profit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (OSs/l)

103 Off, smoke signal sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (LUgeY)

104 He Who Leers

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (zOTsN)

105 Chief Wild Eagle and Crazy Cat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (W5DcG)

106 Leg Humping Dog

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (zOTsN)

107 This political announcement brought to you by Hamms Beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83xxWCel8g

Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (ry4ab)

108 can someone tell me what she said, because there's no way i can listen to her and NOT smash my monitor

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (lsWof)

109 Does she have some kind of nerve damage? That seemed....odd.

Maybe fell off a horse as a papoose?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at September 02, 2015 06:16 PM (xOu6p)

110 .45-70 cartridges for her.

Posted by: Fritz at September 02, 2015 06:14 PM (3tjn4)

That's a cartridge you don't see too often

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 02, 2015 06:17 PM (R8hU8)

111 Hey, we saw Biden leave Paul Ryan unable to respond by utilizing a well timed malarkey during the debate.

I would suggest nobody sleep on Biden.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 02, 2015 06:17 PM (eDW1j)

112 Biden, the horn toad candidate.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 02, 2015 06:17 PM (1gl9n)

113 Plus I just think it's so wrong to claim to be a NA when you aren't thus possibly depriving an actual NA an opportunity to get into school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (OSs/l)

114 I can vouch for her authenticity.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

115 Stands with a Restraining Order.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (LUgeY)

116 Her name?

Boobs Like Tube Socks

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (zOTsN)

117
In my family history, the story is frequently told about our relationship with Chief Sitting Bull, a distant cousin to my Aunt Birdie who outgunned Annie Oakley at the Oklahoma Fair and Livestock Show in 1856.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (OiFtZ)

118
Bows the Indian received an eviction notice for his teepee.
He goes into town and mistakes a doctor's office for his landlords.
He waits patiently then tells the doctor: "Bows no move!"
The doctor gives him some pills and says: "Come back tomorrow."
Bows returns the next day and complains: "Bows still no move!"
The doctor scratches his head, gives him some more pills: "Come back tomorrow."
This goes on for a week until one day when Bows returns he yells: "Bows gotta move, Teepee full of shit!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2015 06:18 PM (wAQA5)

119 116 Her name?

Boobs Like Tube Socks

Okay, I laughed...

Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 06:19 PM (hUdMz)

120 Great White Choo choo man make heap big promises. Granny with Cookbook think long and hard on offer.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 02, 2015 06:19 PM (27JXp)

121 Staffers Scramble After Senator Warren Declares Her TeePee "Too Rough"! Anthropologists Called In To Redesign Office!!! Smoke Hole Possible?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:19 PM (2cS/G)

122 Ah, an interview with The Globe. I'll bet she faced some "hard hitting" questioning from this guy.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 02, 2015 06:20 PM (YFFpo)

123 old squaw and paste eater will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 02, 2015 06:20 PM (ucDmr)

124 Mostly because Biden kept feeling her up.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

ew.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at September 02, 2015 06:20 PM (yMVjf)

125
Dances With Smashed Face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:20 PM (ODxAs)

126 What I really got from the video? Biden ain't getting in. The Hildebeast has staked her claim and woe to anyone trying to drag her away. Cherokee Princess Warren has already gotten her email.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 06:20 PM (Fmupd)

127
I've only smoked peyote one time, and that was the night I lost my virginity to Chief Big Cock Flanagan, a famous Indian from Dublin.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at September 02, 2015 06:21 PM (OiFtZ)

128 Dances With Plugs

Posted by: TJ Camper at September 02, 2015 06:21 PM (7d8Ef)

129 Hey Liz, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Posted by: Mr. Donald Trump at September 02, 2015 06:21 PM (Ui7Rt)

130 >>Notice how "diverse" the candidates and potential candidates are for the Dems....A bunch of oldddddd white folk...
Posted by: donna

What color would one expect overseers on the plantation to be.

Posted by: Aviator at September 02, 2015 06:21 PM (c7vUv)

131
Did she say she had no reservations about Biden?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:22 PM (ODxAs)

132 How, pale Squaw-with-Tenure!

I contribute 20 blankets to help you become Chief Bitch in Charge!

Posted by: Coureur de Bois at September 02, 2015 06:22 PM (vsbNu)

133 can we at least agree that Warren is more attractive than Hillary?

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:22 PM (qSIlh)

134 And now a word from our sponsors....

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Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 06:22 PM (ry4ab)

135 Please, please let Carly debate Liz.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 02, 2015 06:23 PM (jR7Wy)

136 9 Biden/Warren 2016: Because Fabulism is FAB-U-LOUS!
Posted by: chemjeff

You mean "Fabianism", right?

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 06:23 PM (jBuUi)

137 Biden kept bogarting the peace pipe.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

138 Hail, Madam of the Prairie Crabs!

I give you $25 in glass beads to make me Secretary of Commerce!

Posted by: Peter Minuit at September 02, 2015 06:24 PM (vsbNu)

139 can we at least agree that Warren is more attractive than Hillary?

She reminds me of everybody's grandfather's ex-wife

Posted by: tu3031 at September 02, 2015 06:24 PM (YFFpo)

140 133 can we at least agree that Warren is more attractive than Hillary?
Posted by: mallfly

That's sort of like saying that a deformed warthog is more attractive than a deformed warthog with leprosy.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 06:24 PM (jBuUi)

141 Is a weasel's ass more attractive than a rat's ass?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:24 PM (2cS/G)

142 Boobs Like Tube Socks no leave the reservation. Not for any amount of wampum. Boobs Like Tubes Eocks like her prairie crab and firewater!

Boobs Like Tube Socks no follow Chief Cheap Feel

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

143 Anything interesting in the vid, other than LizWa would love to Veep for one term?

Posted by: MTF at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (hxWs0)

144 Yeah, I remember making fun of this phony back when we thought it would be impossible for her to win.

We sure have come a long way since then.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (l3vZN)

145
....can we at least agree that Warren is more attractive than Hillary?

Posted by: mallfly

Ugh........they're both Marxist, so physical attractiveness is not allowed because they are both the same. Or so goes the rhetoric.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (OiFtZ)

146 133 no, she is hideous and disgusting in an entirely different way.

Posted by: Weasel at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (e3bId)

147 131
Did she say she had no reservations about Biden?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Ba-da-bing!

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (jBuUi)

148 Great white choo choo man tell squaw to let off firestick on porch of wigwam.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (27JXp)

149 Biden / Warren 2016: whether dot or feather, we offend Indians.

Posted by: wooga at September 02, 2015 06:25 PM (v2K1n)

150 Lizzy certainly has the Cloggenstein vote sewed up--old lib haridan.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 02, 2015 06:26 PM (laMCB)

151 In a Warren vs. Jeb match, would the Indian or the Mexican win?

Posted by: Old Hob at September 02, 2015 06:26 PM (NBhge)

152 In a Warren vs. Jeb match, would the Indian or the Mexican win?

Languishes in polls bring smallpox blankets!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 02, 2015 06:27 PM (27JXp)

153 Since NONE of the existing candidates in either party is remotely electable, that means that in reality they're ALL electable, since none of them have any decent competition.

A chilling thought.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 06:27 PM (jBuUi)

154
JEB, Lizzy Warren, and an unknown lesbian dot head walk into a leather bar in Boston!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 02, 2015 06:28 PM (OiFtZ)

155 In one instance, Mrs. Clinton appeared to try to steer a Haiti earthquake recovery project to the foundation, according to new emails released this week as the State Department belatedly complies with open records requests for her communications during her four years in office.

Another email shows Mrs. Clinton directing a State Department employee to handle solicitation of money from Norway for a program she was about to announce in a speech at the Clinton Global Initiative in 2010, and which was being run by the United Nations Foundation, another nonprofit created by Ted Turner that has close ties to her family's operation.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at September 02, 2015 06:28 PM (e8kgV)

156 I'll bet she faced some "hard hitting" questioning from this guy.

If by "hard hitting questioning" you mean "gentle nuzzling of her FUPA", then yes she did.

Posted by: Aviator at September 02, 2015 06:28 PM (c7vUv)

157 I'd rather be under the blankets with Smallpox than either one of them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:28 PM (2cS/G)

158 154
JEB, Lizzy Warren, and an unknown lesbian dot head walk into a leather bar in Boston!

Was it the one I brought RNC bigwigs to??

Posted by: Michael Steele at September 02, 2015 06:29 PM (27JXp)

159 He With Great Plugs who ride sleek iron horse want smoke 'em peace pipe and offer ride in Red River Cart while he steer.

O Great Spirit of the Prairie Crab, in your timeless wisdom, should I consent to share teepee with Great Plugs?

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at September 02, 2015 06:30 PM (vsbNu)

160 JEB, Lizzy Warren, and an unknown lesbian dot head walk into a leather bar in Boston!

Hey look, it's half of the Village People!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 02, 2015 06:30 PM (LUgeY)

161 Crazy man with hair plugs hung like Tatanka in rut.

Posted by: Little White Dove at September 02, 2015 06:30 PM (3tjn4)

162 Any leftist that makes it past Hillary will be running on an Obama platform. You didn't build that, the state is supreme, the individual services the state as god. period.

An individual free life, lived in a nation that constrains top down dominance (not limited rule of law) ... is heresy to the collectivist. You must serve the greater good as determined by the elite, whom you will serve as payment for their omniscient oversight. They have decided to be your god, for your own good.

We really fail to appreciate what our founders gave us.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 02, 2015 06:30 PM (6zZ5y)

163 All you commenters are trafficking in offensive and baseless stereotypes of American Indians.

Keep it up.

Posted by: logprof at September 02, 2015 06:31 PM (vsbNu)

164 I thought Indians used to leave their retarded children for the wolves.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2015 06:31 PM (wAQA5)

165 164 I thought Indians used to leave their retarded children for the wolves.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2015 06:31 PM (wAQA5)

We brought him back. He kept groping all the young bitches and we couldn't teach him anything.

Posted by: Wolves at September 02, 2015 06:32 PM (27JXp)

166 I thought Indians used to leave their retarded children for the wolves.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2015 06:31 PM (wAQA5)

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That was the other thing I got from the video.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 06:33 PM (Fmupd)

167 Elizabeth Warren, Finally A Candidate Who Says How, Not If!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:33 PM (2cS/G)

168 Elizabeth Warren has some 'splainin' to do about why her ancestors hunted the mastodon to extinction. I demand answers!

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 06:33 PM (jBuUi)

169 We are trafficking in the sort of stereotype Ms Warren, with her high cheek bones and all, believes in

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

170 We are trafficking in the sort of stereotype Ms Warren, with her high cheek bones and all, believes in

And personally profits from.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

171 >>I thought Indians used to leave their retarded children for the wolves.
Posted by: with

We brought the crazy bitch back. Turns out wolves are faster that a band of indians running flat out.

Posted by: The Wolves at September 02, 2015 06:34 PM (c7vUv)

172 All you commenters are trafficking in offensive and baseless stereotypes of American Indians.

Keep it up.

It's a shame we don't know that many Injun jokes. I've already seen the only two I know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 02, 2015 06:35 PM (LUgeY)

173 Sonoma

Do the herds of Prairie Crab still roam free in OK?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

174 Soona

My name is Auto Cucumber

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

175 Biden spent twenty minutes giggling after she said 'teepee.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

176 Again, these jokes about American Indians are tasteless and offensive.

I love it.

Posted by: logprof at September 02, 2015 06:37 PM (vsbNu)

177 >>Do the herds of Prairie Crab still roam free in OK?

The trend to hardwood has lessened their numbers.

Posted by: Aviator at September 02, 2015 06:37 PM (c7vUv)

178 Do the herds of Prairie Crab still roam free in OK?
Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

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No. We have to pay them with oil money now.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 06:37 PM (Fmupd)

179
All you commenters are trafficking in offensive and baseless stereotypes of American Indians.

How?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 02, 2015 06:38 PM (iGCx2)

180 What was it the Indian on South Park called Cartman's mom? Squaw With Wide Chasm?

That would be Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: logprof at September 02, 2015 06:38 PM (vsbNu)

181 That is not oil. That is Mother Earth weeping

Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)

182 Paleface brought iron roads to my homeland, nearly wiped out beloved Crab of the Prairie.

Posted by: E. Warren, Choctaw Spokesquaw at September 02, 2015 06:42 PM (vsbNu)

183 That is not oil. That is Mother Earth weeping
Posted by: ThunderB at September 02, 2015 06:39 PM (zOTsN)

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Close. When we drill for oil, we're giving Mother Gaia an enema.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 06:42 PM (Fmupd)

184 All the candidates are fake. Except for Cruz. That guy is real. He will lead us against the orcs.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2015 06:42 PM (go5uR)

185
I heard when Biden left their meeting she stood up on a table and screamed "I will always be your friend!" as he rode off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:42 PM (ODxAs)

186 >>>I thought Indians used to leave their retarded children for the wolves<<<

No, that would be the Kennedys.

Posted by: Little White Dove at September 02, 2015 06:43 PM (3tjn4)

187 >>Close. When we drill for oil, we're giving Mother Gaia an enema.
Posted by: Soona

Well, fracking is anyway.

Posted by: Aviator at September 02, 2015 06:43 PM (c7vUv)

188 Biden impressed her by speaking in Hikawi.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

189 My people continue to endeavor to persevere.

Seat at Harvard Law School weighs heavy on my heart, which longs for the freedom of the open plains.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Choctaw Spokesquaw at September 02, 2015 06:44 PM (vsbNu)

190 I don't always get hungry between hunts, but when I do, I eat my baby. - Chief Plains Crab Scrounger

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 02, 2015 06:45 PM (2cS/G)

191 The biggest question about this ticket is which one is the comedy relief.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

192 176 Again, these jokes about American Indians are tasteless and offensive
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What's the difference between Davy Crockett & Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

*now THAT'S tasteless!

Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 06:48 PM (L2Ssy)

193 Jeb says Trump is a germophobe who hates shaking hands

Oh yeah Jeb, now there is an issue you can run on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:49 PM (DUoqb)

194 What's the difference between Davy Crockett & Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

*now THAT'S tasteless!
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 06:48 PM (L2Ssy)

Only if you add club soda

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:49 PM (DUoqb)

195 Biden was probably just interested in some more of her "magic Indian mayonaisse" recipes.

Posted by: wooga at September 02, 2015 06:50 PM (v2K1n)

196 Last!

Posted by: mallfly at September 02, 2015 06:50 PM (qSIlh)

197
Her people call it maize.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 06:51 PM (ODxAs)

198 They didn't meet at the pool, did they?

That's not what she means by a 'long' conversation, right?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

199 *now THAT'S tasteless!
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 06:48 PM (L2Ssy)
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Bravo, sir.

Aren't you part Nativist American, and therefore allowed to make these jokes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 02, 2015 06:51 PM (jR7Wy)

200 193 Jeb says Trump is a germophobe who hates shaking hands

Oh yeah Jeb, now there is an issue you can run on?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:49 PM (DUoqb)

--Sorry to my ancestors and my wife's people, but a lot of Mexicans are stank and I'd whip out the sanitizer gel after gladhanding as many of them as Jeb! does.

Posted by: logprof at September 02, 2015 06:51 PM (vsbNu)

201 Aren't you part Nativist American, and therefore allowed to make these jokes?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 02, 2015 06:51 PM (jR7Wy)

I'm a MOT: Member of The tribe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:52 PM (DUoqb)

202
Gird your loincloth.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2015 06:52 PM (wAQA5)

203 I'm a MOT: Member of The tribe
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 06:52 PM (DUoqb)
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Your people have a way with the smoked salmon and schmear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 02, 2015 06:53 PM (jR7Wy)

204 We have an actual heroic Native American woman named Sacagawea and a fake native American redistributionist who should be called Taxagawea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 06:55 PM (OSs/l)

205 Does she approve of gay Indian marriage?

Posted by: brave sucker at September 02, 2015 06:58 PM (wAQA5)

206 FNC reporting on the manhunt. There's a really cool looking hotrod in the background. Looks like an old Ford.

Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 07:00 PM (Fmupd)

207
Liz Warren had her feather surgically removed so as to appear more Boston Irish because it's more politically correct to be a Celtic than a Washington Redskin.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 02, 2015 07:10 PM (OiFtZ)

208
So, the dumbass gloating about the cop being shot in Tx had an outstanding warrant. Too bad! lol

http://goo.gl/wtcI5N

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 07:12 PM (iQIUe)

209
While living in Oklahoma, Liz Warren visited a Sweat Lodge to pray for her ancestors and have a sexual awakening, but primarily for the purpose of fucking young braves after smoking a few bowls of peyote.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 02, 2015 07:15 PM (OiFtZ)

210 She's repulsive, Biden should get someone else.

Posted by: Stephanie at September 02, 2015 08:29 PM (eLvFT)

211
Elizabeth, hey how are yah, hey how are yah!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2015 08:59 PM (xDQNc)

212 9 Biden/Warren 2016: Because Fabulism is FAB-U-LOUS!
Posted by: chemjeff at September 02, 2015 05:57 PM

That sounds yuuuge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 09:29 PM (OMXTD)

213 because she had to speak slowly, draw pictures and repeat herself alot...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at September 02, 2015 09:49 PM (hCdMd)

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