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The Age of Obama: Rising Crime; Topless Hookers Rubbing Up on Tykes in Times Square; Cop Assassinations
Via Instapundit, Powerline catches the New York Times in a rare moment of noticing actual news.
The Times:Murder Rates Rising Sharply in Many U.S. Cities By MONICA DAVEY and MITCH SMITHAUG"Disparate factors" is "expert" nonsense-talk for "I don't want to get into it, as it runs contrary to my partisan political interests." Meanwhile, Times Square was transformed in the 90s and 00s from a cesspit of porn and jerk-off booths into a vibrant, money-making tourist zone. You will not be surprised that many on the left have romanticized the knife-point muggings of the old Times Square and whined that we should return to that period of gritty authenticity, abandoning this Disney-fied bourgeois pit of commerce. Well, they're starting to get their wish, courtesy of Bill DiBlasio. Susan L. M. Goldman:
MILWAUKEE --Cities across the nation are seeing a startling rise in murders after years of declines, and few places have witnessed a shift as precipitous as this city. With the summer not yet over, 104 people have been killed this year -- after 86 homicides in all of 2014. More than 30 other cities have also reported increases in violence from a year ago. In New Orleans, 120 people had been killed by late August, compared with 98 during the same period a year earlier. In Baltimore, homicides had hit 215, up from 138 at the same point in 2014. In Washington, the toll was 105, compared with 73 people a year ago. And in St. Louis, 136 people had been killed this year, a 60 percent rise from the 85 murders the city had by the same time last year. Law enforcement experts say disparate factors are at play in different cities, though no one is claiming to know for sure why murder rates are climbing.
Offering to show your breasts for money is a minor form of prostitution, and should be -- actually is -- illegal. Even if you think this should be generally legal -- which I'd fully agree with -- there is a third path here that respects both the sex-worker's desire to sell her body for money and the public's right to not have a hooker's tits shaken in their kids' faces. In France, prostitution is, as it has long been, perfectly legal, but open, crude solicitation (raccolage) is illegal. That is, you can prostitute yourself, and you can even stand on the streetcorner in areas known for the skin trade in hookerish clothing, but there is a limit as to how overt you can be about your solicitation. I would say that walking around with your knockers out, asking for money, would be a violation of this sort of law. I realize New York City doesn't have this law -- but it should, and it should enforce it. If you want to decriminalize prostitution, fine, but at least insist the business be conducted with a reasonable amount of respect for families out sightseeing with their kids. * Meanwhile, the radical members of #BlackLivesMatter (which may or may not be all of them) are chanting about killing cops and wearing t-shirts glorifying cop killers. Meanwhile, cops keep being murdered in cold blood. The "experts" would say, I suppose, that "disparate factors" are responsible for this. Who knows why it's happening. It's all just a mystery that will not admit of further investigation. * Even accepting arguendo NYC's position that women have the right to expose their breasts, there are many things which are legal as personal actions but subject to state intervention and regulation when they become commercial actions. And then there are time, place, and manner considerations -- long considered valid restrictions on free speech. Not what you say -- or here, show -- but where and when you can show it. Sure, I like go-go bars as much as the next man (assuming the next man doesn't particularly like go-go bars), but what goes on inside a private establishment with blacked-out windows is far less of a concern for public morals than if that establishment decided to take its business to the streets. It bothers me that this is going on in daylight. With these people knowing the Disney store is just a few doors down, and kids are in pilgrimage to that store. If this were happening after 10 pm at night, I'd shrug and say "That's New York; no big deal to have a little bit of Time Square's famous sleaze back." But this is happening with kids around. That bothers me, a lot.
We knew DeBlasio would return New York to the 70s. We just didn’t think that return would involve topless women shaking it for tourists' tips. Folks in the y0s were respectable enough to keep that kind of show behind closed doors. Today it isn't just a show, it’s a "social justice movement." This "movement" is defended by feminists, no less, who feel it is a woman’s right to walk around topless in public. Offering to exchange photographs for tips. With pimps hanging over them. Sorry, I mean "bodyguards" "protecting" them in exchange for 30% of their "earnings." Life, liberty and the pursuit of boobs for cash. Seriously it's in the Constitution. Check it out.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:38 PM (jBuUi)
Any Constitutional scholars in the house?
Today, right now, with my eyes I am watching a helicopter skim over the rooftops of Berkeley and Oakland.
It is part of the creepy Obama administration program to "scan" private homes for "radiation."
Here's an article about what is happening:
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2015/08/31/low-flying-helicopter-to-measure-radiation-in-berkeley/
"Berkeley residents may see and hear a low-flying helicopter overhead on Wednesday as part of a federal program focused on measuring radiation levels.
According to a statement published by the city of Berkeley, the helicopter is expected to fly over San Francisco, Pacifica, Berkeley and Oakland between Tuesday, Sept. 1, and Sunday, Sept. 6.
The helicopter is slated to be in Berkeley on Wednesday, in both the morning and afternoon.
According to the city’s statement, the Department of Homeland Security and Department of Energy, including the Lawrence Berkeley National Lab, are partnering on a program “to improve the U.S. government’s ability to detect nuclear and radiological material.”
The program is focused on improving aerial radiological detection, in part by “equipping helicopters with sensors to detect radiation on the ground.” It is called the Airborne Radiological Enhanced-sensor System program."
In essence, they are searching everyone's homes, but remotely from the sky.
Is this legal? Doesn't it violate the Fourth Amendment (no random searches without due cause)?
What if, for example, the helicopter DOES detect unexplained radiation coming from one particular house? Would the government just shrug and do nothing with the information? Then what was the point of the search?
On the other hand, if they DO use the information to kick down someone's door to search the house for the source of the radiation, couldn't a good lawyer claim that the information on which the raid was based was obtained illegally?
Or should I be "glad" that the government is trying hunt down "nuclear terrorists"?
Or is the program simply a way to get citizens accustomed to warrantless searches, so we don't complain when they get more draconian in the future?
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: El Kabong at September 02, 2015 01:39 PM (FdOlH)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at September 02, 2015 01:41 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 02, 2015 01:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:41 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (hUdMz)
YIKES
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (NOIQH)
You begin with the false premise that those currently in power acknowledge and obey the constitution.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (FdOlH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earo at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: himself at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2015 01:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (dFi94)
See also: Reagan, Ronald
Posted by: El Kabong at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (FdOlH)
I would want to have been that guy in grade school.
"Hey, Shit-mog! Bitch Shit-hog! You stink!"
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: himself at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (8CdUx)
http://fb.me/7oT6UzuIG
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (R4vR0)
No. They should stop them from getting into the country first.
There are a variety of other options available to them, but they've chosen not to do them because of political correctness and partnering w/CAIR who will not tolerate such things.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (R
I'd laugh if it weren't so true...
Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: biancaneve at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (kBiy2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: USA at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (tfM+W)
I read a wonderful line somewhere yesterday. All the bad parts of the 70's, like the crime and the clothes, are coming back without any of the good parts, like acid.
I cannot wait until avocado green and burnt orange kitchen appliances become hip.
70's kid cred. One of my chores was raking our house's shag carpet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
Fredo Holder and DeCommio Oh MY!
Fredo Holder and DeCommio Oh MY!
Fredo Holder and DeCommio Oh MY!
Follow the commie red road
Follow the commie red road
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (oiNtH)
And continue to be deeply offended by the words 'All Lives Matter' and 'Blue Lives Matter'.
But yeah. It's a puzzler what's going on.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (FdOlH)
Posted by: Asshole Banana Splits Guy at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (/NUtA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earo at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Ex-KGB Agents Having the Last Laugh at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (fVOPU)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 02, 2015 01:46 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (zllbf)
recently?
Calpyso Louie has been doing that for years
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (gf8BH)
As explained to us, it is for the purpose of mapping existing radiation sources.
This so that in the event of a suspected dirty bomb or other radiological threat, one could rely the suspected area, and compare then existing radiation levels and patterns to those mapped during the original flyover.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (VPLuQ)
I know what the answer *should* be, but that's different than what the answer probably *will* be.
In essence, if there's something leaving your home, like radiation, SCOTUS will likely draw on precedent and say you don't have a reasonable expectation of privacy because those emissions are entering the public sphere. There will also be an argument that there's a compelling government interest in monitoring and eliminating dangerous radiation emissions.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (PFy0L)
The good news is that the normally pro-Big-Government commies of Berkeley and Oakland are freaking out over this, and regaining their original 1960s anti-authoritarian vibe, which they abandoned when the went full commie in the early '70s.
The nuke-copter may be the straw that broke the Obama Secret Police State's back!
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (jBuUi)
In the camps, there will be an entire economy based on cigarettes and showing your boobs.
And "free" internet to keep the masses happy.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: A Handbasket, Headed for Parts South at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (8ZskC)
In the not-too-distant future, we could be living in a place where the acceptable forms of currency are gold, booze, ammo, food, water, and sex.
I've got four of those covered.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Every Liberal Talking Head Everywhere at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: biancaneve at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (kBiy2)
Naked Cowboy has been working Times Square for years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)
http://fb.me/7oT6UzuIG
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 02, 2015 01:43 PM (eEBON)
Did you see she got arrested for a 2011 assault charge?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (W5DcG)
Wait until the dog show runs, humans pretending to be therians on leashes. Or the ones embracing their otherkin status.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (NOIQH)
In your bell bottoms and platform shoes?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Kate58 at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (MvtKs)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (NpXoL)
Insty has a nice article about crime, Police, and how Police currently stand between property owners and the shooting/lynching of criminals.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/213608/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
____________________________________________
I did. She repeatedly punched a male co-worker in the face.
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (eEBON)
Throw in some grievance-mongering, and you've got what the Weather Underground could only dream of.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Progressive City Planners everywhere at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (9mTYi)
The camps are going to on Bourbon Street in New Orleans?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (OGm46)
Maybe they're just trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with people there.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
News said this morning they are up 10% over last year.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (kFnmp)
knife-point muggings of the old Times Square and whined that we should
return to that period of gritty authenticity, abandoning this
Disney-fied bourgeois pit of commerce.
I will never understand liberals who romanticize violent crime. It's not "awesome" to be the victim of a mugging, it's terrifying. Maybe Freud was right, and it all goes back to them enjoying the act of wetting their pants.
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost run at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (E5UB0)
Settled science?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (FdFgz)
Maaaaybe.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (xWW96)
As explained to us, it is for the purpose of mapping existing radiation sources.
This so that in the event of a suspected dirty bomb or other radiological threat, one could rely the suspected area, and compare then existing radiation levels and patterns to those mapped during the original flyover.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentic
Uh oh.
Is there something the government knows that I don't know?
Are they scanning the entire nation for radiation levels so they know how effective the upcoming dirty bombs were, are are they only scanning areas where they know a bomb is more likely to go off?
And c'mon, a simple scan AFTER the explosion will tell you where the fallout went.
That sounds like a bogus explanation.
My vote now goes with "Getting citizens used to being surveilled, so they don't complain as it gets more and more invasive."
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (0LHZx)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/213608/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 01:49 PM (VPLuQ)
I saw that at Insty earlier. I think he is waaaaay overestimating the general public's willingness to get it's hands dirty.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: alexthechick
_____________________________________________
I love shag carpet.
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Kate58 at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (MvtKs)
____
That guy that always says "yo" should be along any minute now.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
I read a wonderful line somewhere yesterday. All the bad parts of
the 70's, like the crime and the clothes, are coming back without any of
the good parts, like acid.
I cannot wait until avocado green and burnt orange kitchen appliances become hip.
70's kid cred. One of my chores was raking our house's shag carpet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM
Yeah, Baby!
Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (lsWof)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (OGm46
Between Christmas and Lent.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (OLNwX)
As to the overall killings and the cop killings, applications for LE jobs is dropping like a bunch of dead cops. Blame for that can be directly attributed to TFG and his 'Justice' Dept. Yep, media, it's a total fucking mystery.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (gyKtp)
People use the 1970's as some kind of benchmark for high tide drug use, crime, STDs and bad fashion statements. You don't think it can get worse? It can get worse.
Posted by: troyriser at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (xWW96)
Now playing everywhere!
Topless hookers in Times Square, and a private server in every bathroom.
Starring Barack Obama as "The Prezzident"
and John Kerry as "Secretariat"
with Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and Jeb Bush as "The Three Stooges"
and Hillary Clinton as "The Wicked Witch of the West"
You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss 18 Trillion dollars good-bye!
This movie will be playing for another 14 months.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (RFeQD)
Yeah, reminds me of the street scenes in HBO's "Rome"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (NOIQH)
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Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 01:52 PM (YLjA+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)
So much goodness in just one phrase.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 01:51 PM (0LHZx
Color me shocked, shocked I say.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (OLNwX)
i'm no expert, but i think it would depend on your junk.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (dciA+)
Throw in some grievance-mongering, and you've got what the Weather Underground could only dream of.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (kZVsz)
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Yes, this is exactly right. Excellent comment
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: X at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (57fhp)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (OqR5R)
**
DING!! DING!! DING!!
Maybe we can get the IRS to target them?..Oh wait..Hmmmph.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (2oWD2)
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So, I'm not the only one?
Good to know.
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (YLjA+)
Not really. When the social compact breaks down, that whole state of nature thing comes back QUICKLY.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (0Aqa7)
And "free" internet to keep the masses happy.
Posted by: dfbaskwill
Better start my chest exercises for real and stock up on Marlboros.
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (0AxXh)
Oh shit....bossman is in the house. Everybody straighten up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: 42nd St Pete at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (nFhjK)
hey, what can I say? I find them depressing. Men go to go-go bars when they have the itch to get laid and what do they get? They get women teasing them with nudity and overpriced champagne bottles.
I've never once had a fun time in a titty bar. I guess i just can't get into the right mindset to enjoy it.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (xWW96)
has in places like Mexico and Brazil and South Africa. Wait until whole
neighborhoods--whole city regions--become Malmo-esque no-go zones for
police.
Posted by: troyriser
From what I have read, this is already happening in Arizona. MS-13, the Drug cartels, and a host of new communicable diseases for the kids.
Welcome your new Mexican amigos!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (RFeQD)
Just spitballin' here, but I'd wager a significant amount on the funding source for that stream of bile to have a great deal in common with the Occupy Wall Street stream of bile.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (659DL)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (mf5HN)
You lucky girl! I used to WISH for shag carpet like the cool houses had. I so wanted to live in a house like the one in "Welcome to the Dollhouse." Alas.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (659DL)
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Yup. All it takes will be a social recognition that nobody is coming to help and protect and that as an individual.... you are on your own.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (OqR5R)
This. Time to shut them down for inciting to murder and riot.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (TxxKR)
I wonder what happened to the assault case between Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty in Times Square?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (0AxXh)
"Hey let's go to a titty bar!" always *sounds* like a great plan at 12:30 at night, but by 1:30, I'm like "Why did I come here?"
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (2x3L+)
You could be right.
Of course, Baltimore had the secret FBI surveillance aircraft flying patterns at night during and after the Freddy Gray?CVS unpleasantness.
And we also have the prototype aerostat being tested over the city.
http://tinyurl.com/ombydbv
That hovering bastard is pretty unsettling, no matter how many times I see it high up in the sky in the morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (0Aqa7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (659DL)
Posted by: ace
You're not into frustration and depression?!
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (zllbf)
If by 'recently' then you mean throughout Farrakhan's fucked-up cult-leader career, then sure, he's been asking his followers to shoot cops.
Posted by: troyriser at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
I'm too young to remember "seedy" Times Square but both of my parents lived in Manhattan during the 70s and in to the 80s so I've had it described to me many times.
Just not so colorfully.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (CiLUq)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (RD7QR)
"Hey let's go to a titty bar!" always *sounds* like a great plan at 12:30 at night, but by 1:30, I'm like "Why did I come here?"
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (dciA+)
I know what you mean. You won't get laid in a topless club but you will certainly get fucked.
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (xWW96)
I have to agree with you on that one. I find titty bars depressing as hell.
Back to my New Orleans thing, did the Bourbon Street bumble with friends one night and we wandered into one titty bar and the stripper 1) had about 4 teeth and 2) was about 6 months pregnant. I kid you not.
I was not aroused.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (659DL)
Hahahahaha. No, not for a while it won't. Look around, we've got p*ssies that freak out at the thought of cleaning a house gutter. What percentage of the male population even knows how to change the oil in their car, let alone would actually be willing to do it?
But they're going to have the balls to go all Wild West justice on criminals?
Color me real damn skeptical.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 01:58 PM (gW5Vg)
Yep. Unsurpsingly, BLM includes CAIR and Palestinian activists like Bassem Masri.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:58 PM (dciA+)
>>> "raccolage" Would that apply to my junk as well?
i'm no expert, but i think it would depend on your junk.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (dciA+)
*
Yeah I guess yer right Ace. Just looking for a new revenue stream in the ago of O. The free market will decide...or not.
**sigh**
Posted by: dananjcon at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (NpXoL)
So much goodness in just one phrase.
Why am I seeing the Griswald's Great NY Vacation?
"Rusty! Get over here!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Burning Time at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (E5UB0)
Read that the Guardian Angels are making a comeback in NYC.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (NOIQH)
________
If I may parse -
"I realize New York City doesn't have this law" - I'm guessing it does. Maybe it's no spelled out in so many words in the city's criminal code, but New York State probably has such a law. Besides, as you said, it's a form of prostitution.
"but it should" - I prefer a long, long pause before introducing any new law.
"and it should enforce it." - Agreed. All laws should be enforced, even the ones that I (or the mayor or governor or president) happens to disagree with. That's what Rule of Law is, and our society needs to revert to that condition.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (ahUrW)
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 01:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM (laMCB)
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This.
Can you *imagine* the hue and cry if a Teabagger demonstration walked down the streets of an American city chanting "What do we want?? Dead Thugs" or "In a Gang? BANG BANG?"
White people would be outlawed.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:58 PM (dciA+)
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This is a hilarious, witty comparison. Hahahha.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (2x3L+)
In a former life, we had a Charleston Stripper as a temporary room-mate as she was getting her life together.
And the owner of one of the more well known Tittie Bars in Charleston would play poker at our house on a frequent basis.
Once one sees the business side of strip bars, it can't be unseen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (VPLuQ)
I am one of tbose people, and was perfectly content with Giuliani's crackdown on crime and quality of life issues.
NYC started turning into Disneyland under Bloomberg, whose image of the city did not include variety. His goal was a homogenous, corporate look, and he almost got it. He also hated cars, and made it very clear that those who drive into NYC were not welcome.
Traffic and parking, which were tough but manageable under Giuliani have become almost impossible now.
But at least the squeegee men are back!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (Mcj83)
Posted by: biancaneve at September 02, 2015 01:44 PM (kBiy2)
Naked Cowboy has been working Times Square for years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 02, 2015 01:48 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah that was mentioned in the NY Post article that was linked about the "reporter" that went and did the topless thing.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 02, 2015 02:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Either everyone except me is actually having fun, or everyone except me is PRETENDING to have fun, like loud WHOO-HOO fun.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that they're having fun I can't, or that everyone is just pretending they're having fun. Just to prove they're not gay, I guess.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (eEBON)
No. Those are the ones that die off quickly.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (FdFgz)
bumble with friends one night and we wandered into one titty bar and
the stripper 1) had about 4 teeth and 2) was about 6 months pregnant. I
kid you not.
I was not aroused.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 01:57 PM (OGm46)
Back when MCI was a fledgling company giving away free LD phone calls in New Orleans to introduce their service, Bourbon St titty bars were old age retirement homes. [shivers]
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (JO9+V)
if by interesting you mean 'dense-packed with buddy-booth jerk-off parlors and muggers," I don't find that particularly interesting.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (iQIUe)
I still remember a girl friend's house in Olive Branch, MS. Still had
the orange shag carpet and the thin wood paneling. Can't remember if
there was anything avocado green however.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (0AxXh)
**
We had a white shag area rug with a chrome coffee table, paisley couches and a white rotatable console TV.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (NpXoL)
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OR, maybe it's just OJ looking for the real killer.
Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: John Titor at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (zrs2B)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:02 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 01:53 PM (2oWD2)
We're just following the logic, pal, looking at historical patterns. If you recreate certain cultural and economic conditions, you also recreate the trends, consequences and byproducts.
Posted by: troyriser at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: @votermom at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (cbfNE)
Every paranoiac and conspiracy theorist within a 15 miles radius is freaking out right now. There's a run on tinfoil at the supermarket.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 01:55 PM (dciA+)
I remember you. You were the short furry guy who sat in the corner reading Friedrich Hayek with a flashlight. Smelled a lot like Rubio's garbage.
Posted by: Tiffany Monroe Dicktickle at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace
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Back when I was in sales, we'd be out of town, and all the guys wanted to go to titty bars. Seattle, Denver, Atlanta, Chicago, wherever - never failed. They'd spend two weeks pay in 3 hours.
Everyone looked so sad and desperate.
I would be in the corner playing pool with the poor girl who was "up next" getting the low-down on where the good local music scene was.
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (YLjA+)
that nobody is coming to help and protect and that as an individual....
you are on your own.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 01:56 PM
Ovah heah....we protect you long time.
Posted by: Roof Koreans at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (KrAjA)
Yeah. Pay big $$$ to go home frustrated with a hard on.
Sorry, I can fap for free.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:03 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: ace
Take a few girls with you. Makes it waaay much more funerer.
Posted by: traye at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (8rA9r)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (659DL)
Happy Wednesday!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 01:21 PM (fWAjv)
Did you notice that there were no calls for gun control after the sheriff in Houston was shot 15 times in the back by a black man?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: ace
I'm not gay, dammit!
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (HSmrB)
i imagine not, and I'm against this permit-for-everything regime, but I'll support it here.
And why *isn't* this one of the many, many things requiring an Official State License and the passing of the Official State Licensing Test for Showing Your Breasts for Money in Public?
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM (dciA+)
The Fourth Amendment is dead.
Actually, the Constitution is dead.
Next question.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 02, 2015 02:05 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 02, 2015 02:05 PM (5QyYN)
done that -- it did not work. Even made it sort of more depressing.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:05 PM (dciA+)
Too cheap to spring for the Champagne Room?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 02, 2015 02:05 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Cheri
Funny you mention that -- my latest report was just posted a few hours ago!:
Why Are the Streets of San Francisco Filled with Men Pretending to Be Dogs?
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2066
Linking to
Up Your Alley Fair, San Francisco, 2015
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2015/
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
i kinda draw the line at actual prostitution, so yeah.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)
Noon in Dallas. 1st Wednesday of every month.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (FdFgz)
And why *isn't* this one of the many, many things requiring an Official State License and the passing of the Official State Licensing Test for Showing Your Breasts for Money in Public?
I'm seeing a USDA Grade A stamp here.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (evdj2)
Also, if Big Gulps are banned there should Big Bewbs be allowed?
Posted by: @votermom at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:01 PM (dciA+)
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My depression about titty bars can be summed up in a colloquial expression: So close, but yet so far.
Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (0AxXh)
Yes. Their license is supposed to be prominently posted, but not covering the boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (8ZskC)
requiring an Official State License and the passing of the Official
State Licensing Test for Showing Your Breasts for Money in Public?
Posted by: ace
Nekkid bewbs because: Free Expression and Get Your Government Off My Mammaries!
But, we kill the living fvck out of you if you try to sell cigarettes without giving us our cut.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Roy at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:05 PM (dciA+)
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So...... you found girls with the mindset they were *willing* to go to the strip club, with you..... and you *still* had a downer of a time
**whistles**
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
Saw photos of Miley's outfits and read her non-stop pot promotion and wondered how soon before MTV just goes full-on pr0n. What's the point in pretending to be coy about it?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)
And really, I mean, do you want to bang a stripper?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (VAsIq)
the orange shag carpet and the thin wood paneling.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I don't remember you visiting my childhood home. *brushing the Nutterbutter crumbs from the lap of his leisure suite*
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: traye at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (8rA9r)
Here's the thing: That did not get me off when I was 17 and I could nut from pretty much a wink, so I doubt very much it's going to get me off now.
So I'll just pay $100 for cheap champagne and being covered in hooker-glitter and sweat.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (dciA+)
Well, yutes will. That's for sure.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: pookysgirl can almost run at September 02, 2015 01:50 PM (K27gs)
Of a piece with leftists bleating about gentrification of ghetto hellholes. Where are the graffiti? Where are the gangs? Where are the drive-bys? Where is the authenticity?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (oKE6c)
i kinda draw the line at actual prostitution, so yeah.
But you allow Dave in Texas to parade around openly on the blog.
THE PRECEDING WAS A JOKE, DO NOT BAN ME.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (gf8BH)
McConnell just wants to know how much he should write the check for.
Drudge is totally fucking over the Jebster by the way!!! It is hilarious to watch.
He just has that cuckservative's goofy looking face square and center showing him "acting tough" in Spanish.
It's enough to laugh that asshole off the stage!! LOL
Posted by: prescient11 at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (W7w/T)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (m3iiU)
They are there to push the women to get very cozy with the men and to make sure the men don't get too cozy with the women. Having tattooed Vlad glaring at you sort of kills the buzz.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Roy at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (evdj2)
So all the Morons will be submitting their resumes to be Bewb Inspectors, yes?
Posted by: @votermom at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:07 PM (dciA+)
Don't forget that you'll be sitting in some cheap faux leather chair where some dude, lots of dudes, likely has nutted.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: ace
Dude, that's just for neighborhood kids selling lemonade!
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: BCochran1981
Yup! But no kissing. Yuck.
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at September 02, 2015 02:04 PM
Dude...seriously. Just stop.
Posted by: The Chicken at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (659DL)
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... speaking of which.....
Is Willow free or still in captivity??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (8XRCm)
It's the poor men with their raging hormones that are being exploited.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter
I'd have fun, but I'd get all itchy later, wouldn't I?
Posted by: Ace's penis at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (2oWD2)
WHAT?"
Every area of the country has background radiation at detectable and mappable levels.
Not high enough effect health, but high enough to map.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (eOpVe)
Was this question really put out there to Morons?
And is the issue in doubt? What do take us for sir? Gentlemen? I think not.
Posted by: The Moron horde at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:08 PM (FdFgz)
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Get cops jumpy across the entire country and we will ALL pay.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (5QyYN)
There are way too many non blacks... Whites and Hispanics, in the crowds doing these chants...
And the Blacks, who are busy inciting a Race War within those crowds... seem OK with their 'fellow Travelers'...
I smell a rat.... maybe named Soros....
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (dciA+)
Hell no. I don't like em either. I mean, if I want to stare at some tits but be smacked any time I try to touch them...well...you know...married.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (gW5Vg)
Imagine policing those threads. You'd have to hire a detective to find responses to your comment.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Silvio Dante at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (gf8BH)
HAYES: So that was - you're saying, that was in a playful context, that chant?
CREWS: Exact- at that particular demonstration, yes. That was. Because, and the officer was laughing and joking along with the protesters.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 02:12 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ace's penis at September 02, 2015 02:10 PM (2oWD2)
Itchy? If you're lucky.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Anna Puma/i]
I was REALLY hoping for more gay brony fetishism, or cosplay-influenced perversions this year, but was roundly disappointed as the dog "puppy play" thing overwhelmed everything else.
Also, this time around I make ABSOLUTELY SURE not to show the underage kids at the fair and not to show actual ejaculating penises this year either (as I foolishly did in previous years), to avoid all the angry attempts at backlash from the fair's organizers.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)
They are and the crook know it. That is why crime is soaring
Posted by: Silvio Dante at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)
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Why are you looking at me?
Posted by: American Universities at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (VAsIq)
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, grievance-mongers.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 02, 2015 02:13 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (gf8BH)
Yep - according to this, $33 million...
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/01/19/
report-george-soros-money-behind-ftp-and-black-lives-matter-agitationprotests/
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BB Wolf
haven't we met by now?
Posted by: Useful idiots at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (Spluw)
Not high enough effect health, but high enough to map.
That first phrase there? That is what leads me to believe good ole DHS has yet another pork project to a cousin's 8a firm going.
You see, we need $100 million to establish a "baseline." So that whent he dirty bomb goes boom, we're ll know where the boom came from. In case wind is not blowing west to east. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Bigby's Grasping Hand at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (3ZtZW)
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2066
Linking to
Up Your Alley Fair, San Francisco, 2015
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2015/
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:06 PM (jBuUi)
Sodom and Gomorrah are disgusted.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Wooderson at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (oDCMR)
Aw, crap, there were kids at the Up Your Alley fair?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (iQIUe)
They'll go proactive and yutes will disappear.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:15 PM (FdFgz)
Funded by Soros and organized by Van Jones is my guess.
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: maddogg
many have been for years. They went to the Supreme Court in the mid 70s (metro D.C.) to successfully argue that women could be raped and tortured and they had no obligation to respond.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (Spluw)
Every bar is the same, with titty bars being a subset.
Posted by: Bigby's Grasping Hand at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (2x3L+)
Hell no. The only times I have ever gone to one outside that NO bumble night is when I was dragged to them by customers I had to entertain. Totally depressing experience.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (iQIUe)
And NYC voted for de Commio so they get what they deserve.
Posted by: Vic at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (xWW96)
Long time ago, I found myself at JB's Gallery (a stereotypical local dump) with a few buddies. We were under age.
Jeff's older brother was peeling off the dollar bills for his little brother so he could get table dances from some skank while he watched from the background.
The skank turned out to be the older brother's wife. Really freaking creepy...
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM (L2Ssy)
U.S. director of OSF programs Kenneth Zimmerman admitted to the Times that Soros money had funded groups in Ferguson, but he washed his hands of the ensuing damage, saying OSF had not ordered the groups to act as they did.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 02, 2015 02:14 PM (oKE6c)
Well, they haven't forced sodomy on visitors ... yet.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM (VAsIq)
So even as the population increased by close to 25%, murders decreased by 44%.
Even going back to the "good old days" of the early 1960s, the crime rate per capita was higher than it is today.
It's not all doom and gloom out there.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 02:18 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (2x3L+)
Ummm, no. Pretty much every guy here is saying that they don't like titty bars and don't/wouldn't go. I've been in one once in my life. That was all it took.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:18 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (PFy0L)
We would probably say that, but what we're really saying is we're so afraid of bad things happening that could potentially result in the power elite losing their positions.
So bear with us. It's all about keeping the Establishment in power. Nothing personal.
-SCOTUS
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 02, 2015 02:18 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2015 02:09 PM (dciA+)
Hell no. I don't like em either. I mean, if I want to stare at some tits but be smacked any time I try to touch them...well...you know...married.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:11 PM (gW5Vg)
Yeah.... strip bars never did anything for me either.... If I'm going to spend that much time and money, I want to at least get laid...
Now.... a guy I knew in the Navy had the right idea.... he bought part interest IN a Strip bar in San Diego with a big re-enlistment bonus... ended up with a Nice House, and hot girls ALWAYS hanging out, because they knew if the Boss was Happy... they would get good billing and be treated better by the staff (think the Boss's Moll....).
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 02, 2015 02:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:19 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (OGm46)
I haven't been to one in almost 20 years I think.
I've got better things to do with my time...like looking at boobs online.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 02, 2015 02:19 PM (4ErVI)
Or they can say "fuggit" and never step foot in certain neighborhoods and let them kill each other.
I'm for option #2.
Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2015 02:19 PM (0Aqa7)
1970's "fashion" is coming back as well.
70's kid cred. One of my chores was raking our house's shag carpet.
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There has been an effort to revive the Seventies since the Nineties. Some of it was good, but most of it should be consigned to the dustbin of cultural history. Who wants the Age of Polyester to return? Disco? Garanimals? Billy Beer? Colors with no business existing?
Yeah, I had the chore of using the shag rake after vacuuming too for a while. Geez, what a waste of time, and it had to get vacuumed frequently , since shag was a perfect reservoir for crumbs, and in a house with 2 kids and a dog, crumbs abounded.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (ry4ab)
I've been to a strip club twice in my life, and my overwhelming emotion was embarrassment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (Mcj83)
Eh ace, just let them unionize. You'll get a photo with 86 year old Ethel, because...
She has seniority.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM (VAsIq)
Oh man. So when my wife turned 30, I managed to have her sort of believing that I had ordered a strip-o-gram girl for her. Name, back story on the girl, whole nine yards.
"If some fucking stripper shows up here, you're going to die. Just know that."
"It might be worth it. Are you killing me before or after she gets naked on you?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (gW5Vg)
Or they can say "fuggit" and never step foot in certain neighborhoods and let them kill each other.
I'm for option #2.
Posted by: Hank
Yup. Those two choices only.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (xWW96)
It's like I don't even know you people.
I mean, I don't go either; closest I've been is Hooters (and that not by choice), but I was sure the Horde would have vast and diverse experience at them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)
Feeling like the ground is shaking.
A sketchy porn-rich area being described as a "cess pit".
The concept of boobage and its display being looked down upon in general.
Where am I?
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Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: BamaBubba at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (vKTRb)
Or maube he's Eichorst.
Posted by: @votermom at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 02, 2015 01:54 PM (LXJ1e
Ben Affleck and a .44 magnum doesn't cut it either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (9mTYi)
One should usually keep one's own clothes on, you know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (659DL)
I'm for option #2.
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The police are increasingly deciding to see things your way Hank. But since crimie and criminals don't respect (most) community boundaries, the increased crime is going to spread to other previously "nice" and "safe" neighborhoods.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (ry4ab)
It was still the greatest city in the world because there was so much else going on. Then, Rudy cleaned it up. It still had all the good, now without most of the bad.
Been in AZ a long time now, and have taken my family to NYC a few times. Mostly safe, much cleaner etc. No comparison. Yes, some of the charm is missing (Times Square itself is all Disney, M&M, Forever 21 - basically, an outdoor suburban mall). Well worth the trade-off, IMHO. And still plenty of NY flavor; neighborhood deli's, pizza, etc. Boutique type shops (alice's tea cup was awesome).
Posted by: duke at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (mDxGf)
I've been to a strip club twice in my life, and my overwhelming emotion was embarrassment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:20 PM (Mcj83
May I suggest that you were doing it wrong?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (9mTYi)
Mos Eisley spaceport, nothing. It's titty bars: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (JO9+V)
-- oh, wait --
That was a Golden Corral we went to.
(Never mind.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (ahUrW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Lizzy
Oh yeah, there always are. But even though it is probably illegal and morally questionable in the extreme, in the ultimate irony, I AM FORBIDDEN FROM DOCUMENTING THIS FACT, because to post a picture of an underage child in the same photo (or in the same setting) as naked erect dicks will get you slapped with a "child porn" charge, despite any feeble claims of "but I'm just a journalist document the downfall of civilization!"
My very very Folsom Street Fair report, in the version first posted online, contained photographs documenting (to my disgust and outrage, as noted in my captions) that people had brought their young children to watch the open-air blowjobs and butt-fucking. There even seemed to be unattended kids wandering around (the fair is free and open to the public and unmonitored, after all).
After my post went viral, the perverts themselves tried to call the cops on ME, for documenting that they were doing this in front of children. Unreal.
I had to take those pictures out of the report.
I will not make that mistake again.
It's gotten to the point where the destructing of the moral code can not even be noted or described, because to do so is a crime.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ace
the best titty bars are in Latin America. Audience participation is allow. So I'm told, by a friend...
Posted by: wrg500 at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (kQBSd)
Vast, yes.
Diverse, no so much.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (659DL)
Ninja Nuns of Nagasaki. And yes they have five Saint Mechas that can combine to ... on second thought ... an ArchAngel mecha. Now if the missing sixth Saint mecha shows up, they can form Jesus-mecha. Got to keep it Power Rangers right?
And on the bad guy side - Super Satan and Mecha-Yakuza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (0AxXh)
This is why I'm against marriage too.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (OGm46)
I knew a girl what owned one, and have a close friend what bounces at several others. And, plus, I have occasion to visit them during working hours for work purposes. I'm not anti, just think they're generally sad and sometimes violent places.
Posted by: Bigby's Grasping Hand at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Long time ago, I found myself at JB's Gallery (a stereotypical local dump) with a few buddies. We were under age.
Jeff's older brother was peeling off the dollar bills for his little brother so he could get table dances from some skank while he watched from the background.
The skank turned out to be the older brother's wife. Really freaking creepy...
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 02:17 PM
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This is by far the worst stripper I have heard so far.
Also, I agree with you BCoch and Anna. I didn't mean to sound all judgey. I think it's healthy that everyone here thinks the strip clubs suck. I don't think I've read a single comment on this thread praising strip clubs
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (2x3L+)
I'm for option #2.
Posted by: Hank
Yup. Those two choices only.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
#2 in the old days.
These days the thugs are looking for and coming AFTER the cops. I'm thinking #1 after a few more.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:24 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Blacksheep
so the topic has changed to marriage now?
Posted by: wrg500 at September 02, 2015 02:24 PM (kQBSd)
A sketchy porn-rich area being described as a "cess pit".
The concept of boobage and its display being looked down upon in general.
Where am I?
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Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2015 02:21 PM (QDnY+)
The Cleaner, Nicer, AoSHQ. Big Banhammer is Watching You.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 02, 2015 02:24 PM (0NdlF)
good times.......
Posted by: himself at September 02, 2015 02:25 PM (8CdUx)
This is insanity. Just....unbelievably f'd up.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2015 02:25 PM (NOIQH)
They tried tthat in the 1970s and it didn't work. The violence spilled out into the rest of the city.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:25 PM (X2zo1)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 02, 2015 02:25 PM (amQXf)
Muslims perfect homicide bombing and gay tossing off of roofs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:25 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (kQBSd)
Ewe bet. I had a good friend who participated, twice. Got the clap, also twice. I think I shall pass on that.
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (xWW96)
Ninja Nuns of Nagasaki. And yes they have five Saint Mechas that can combine to ... on second thought ... an ArchAngel mecha. Now if the missing sixth Saint mecha shows up, they can form Jesus-mecha. Got to keep it Power Rangers right?
And on the bad guy side - Super Satan and Mecha-Yakuza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (0AxXh)
And a Pope who looks like the guy who was Capt. of the Yamato in that one cartoon... Whiskers and a big Pope hat pulled over his eyes...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Garrett at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (oOvfk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
They just need space to destroy.
Posted by: that stupid, stupid idiot at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (VAsIq)
All the damn hoes who use her club as advertisement for their whore business.
Yeah, yeah that's basically all strip clubs in the country, but she's vicious about firing girls she finds are actual whores.
Of course, that probably is largely because the other strip club in town was just shut down for having a, shall we say, laxer policy on whoring.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (LzzEz)
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (2x3L+)
Hmmm, let's see. I've been to them on about 8-10 different occasions. Its been probably 25+ years since I've been to one. When the drinking age was 18 an interesting place to go after working the 2nd shift at a factory. Pitchers of beer were fairly reasonable and being young, dumb and with a few bucks an interesting life lesson.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: charles w at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (Bc/vl)
Titty bar or rowdy whorehouse. You decide.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: President Fundamentally Transform at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (JO9+V)
All the damn hoes who use her club as advertisement for their whore business.
Yeah, yeah that's basically all strip clubs in the country, but she's vicious about firing girls she finds are actual whores.
Of course, that probably is largely because the other strip club in town was just shut down for having a, shall we say, laxer policy on whoring.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (LzzEz)
So can you get us free admissions to this club? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (gf8BH)
so, Ace doesn't like boobies?
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If I want to pay $20 to see boobehs, there are commercial venues already in existence for the purpose.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 02:28 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 02, 2015 02:28 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:28 PM (0AxXh)
The Cleaner, Nicer, AoSHQ. Big Banhammer is Watching You.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 02, 2015 02:24 PM (0NdlF
Oh intercourse off
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:28 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: charles w at September 02, 2015 02:29 PM (Bc/vl)
Posted by: charles w at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (Bc/vl)
Smiles..... nuff said...
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 02, 2015 02:29 PM (qh617)
And on the bad guy side - Super Satan and Mecha-Yakuza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:23 PM (0AxXh)
And the nuns have Magical Girl transformations, no doubt.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 02, 2015 02:29 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:29 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 02, 2015 02:22 PM (kQBSd)
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Ewe bet. I had a good friend who participated, twice. Got the clap, also twice. I think I shall pass on that.
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM
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Ewe is right. Why would you to touch one of these probably dirty women and participate? Aren't men scared of catching STDs?
I read an interesting article recently claiming that young men are having less sex than young girls now out of fear of catching something gross.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:29 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:18 PM (gW5Vg)
I've been to a strip club once. I prefer my naked women in private.
As far as NYC is concerned, I side with the eloquent J.J. Sefton on this one - you voted for this, New York, so suck it good and hard.
Posted by: The Chicken at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (zF6Iw)
On the more serious issue (murder rate), as I reported a few weeks back, in a recent broadcast Michael Medved talked about the grim statistics of rising murder rates in most large cities. He then noted that LA (and maybe SD?) were exceptions to the trend. He then, in his characteristic heavy-handed arrogant snarky way, noted those cities' level of illegal aliens and asked sarcastically "hmmm, why might that be?".
You see, as if by magic, lawlessness and lots of illegal aliens and gangs and cartel activity, somehow, produce lower murder rates. It's amazing.
Of course Medved would be unable to comprehend that most of LA's outstanding serious felony warrants are for non-citizens, that CA's prisons are over-crowded almost precisely by the number of foreigners in them, and such things as FL's recently disclosed murder trends (hugely disproportionate number of convictions are of non-citizens).
But THIS is how counter-factual, arrogant, clueless, and obssessed with mass illegal migration without assimilation much of the "conservative" establishment is.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sounds gay.
Posted by: Dang at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (LzzEz)
So can you get us free admissions to this club? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Moron meet-up site?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (0LHZx)
Oh, yes, DeBlasio is an disaster.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (oDCMR)
Yeah, forget the dwarf tossing, let's see some ping pong!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (LzzEz)
So can you get us free admissions to this club? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Moron meet-up site?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)
Well now that you mention it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:31 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Amateur hour.
Posted by: Mexican Donkey at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 02, 2015 01:45 PM (zllbf)
recently?
Calpyso Louie has been doing that for years
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 01:47 PM (gf8BH)
But now he's got segments of the federal and local governments backing him up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (493sH)
Now, how you interpret that information will instantly reveal your biases.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (GZ6Pf)
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I don't know if Marilyn's Blow Haven would qualify as a titty bar but there were certainly a lot of stern faced, white knuckled young men staring at one another.
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (qj9hG)
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:26 PM (LzzEz)
So can you get us free admissions to this club? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Moron meet-up site?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)
Well now that you mention it
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Pudding show. Combine it with the "decision desk"
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (Spluw)
Insty linked to a piece a couple of weeks ago from a woman who had taken testosterone treatment for some medical condition or other. She expressed a newfound appreciation for walking around with chemical "sex-on-the-brain" continuously.
We're swimming in that soup 24/7, L. It never goes away.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (0AxXh)
Now, how you interpret that information will instantly reveal your biases.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (GZ6Pf)
Open range, corn fed boobies?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (gW5Vg)
???
Because the deal is so good, all of Iran's neighbors have arm themselves to the teeth. Hell've a deal there horseface
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:27 PM (9mTYi)
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This is very true. All my guy friends in college were lured to the strip clubs bc of the free or almost free beer, plus the lust thing, but it was mostly about cheap beer.
Casinos do this too. It's a highly successful marketing strategy
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: maddogg at September 02, 2015 02:16 PM (xWW96)
He's like a James Bond villain that has yet to meet his richly deserved demise
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (493sH)
Now, how you interpret that information will instantly reveal your biases.
Posted by: Lauren
Dorothy? Is that you!?!
Posted by: auntie Em at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:34 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: Soona at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (zF6Iw)
Now, how you interpret that information will instantly reveal your biases.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (GZ6Pf)
I got over a million air miles, so when are we going?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)
Were these your lesbian friends, Moo Moo, because I obviously travel amongst a different set of folks but I've never know any straight women that went to a strip bar or wanted to unless it was male strip bar and even them it was for some silly occasion like a bacheloretts party.
Men I've known who've gone to strip bars found them sleazy, unsanitary and embarrassing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Moron meet-up site?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2015 02:30 PM (Spluw)
Well now that you mention it
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Poor, poor strippers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (FdFgz)
Ace was probably right in his speculation that a lot of the guys in strip bars are pretending to have fun.
* OH, I know that you're degenerates, just not about titty bars, apparently.
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (L2Ssy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:33 PM (0AxXh)
Have a link? Is it on Amazon? I'll buy it.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (2x3L+)
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No wonder her kid ran away. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (0AxXh)
NO ONE HAS A MADE A FLAT JOKE.
Now, I'M wondering if I'm in the right place...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (659DL)
Back to the 70s. OK, as long as they don't remake Dirty Harry or Magnum Force with Matt Damon. Or worse yet Charleze Theron.
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I would take cruel glee in watching Matt Damon hold a rubber SW 29 level while CG pops off .38 light sound f/x in order to save him the embarrassment of hitting himself in the face like a YouTube video.
No studio would dare give Charleze Theron a magnum-caliber revolver to hold. "Whoops!" *THUD* "Kyaaa!" But if she wanted to do "Dirty Harriet" and wield a Desert Eagle I might lower myself to watch it.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (ry4ab)
Nah. They're having the same amount of sex they always did, meaning less than they say they have, but the girls are putting out more - just not to them.
Posted by: Bigby's Grasping Hand at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (3ZtZW)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3214577/
Before lunch and lose your appetite, or after lunch and expel those calories you just ate?
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:36 PM (0AxXh)
Me or them?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (gf8BH)
Thanks for the diet help. I was just about to eat lunch....
Posted by: donna at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (hUdMz)
Ace was probably right in his speculation that a lot of the guys in strip bars are pretending to have fun.
* OH, I know that you're degenerates, just not about titty bars, apparently.
Posted by: Chi at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (L2Ssy)
We are degenerates with a touch of class and hearts of gold. Just like the strippers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (JO9+V)
Now, how you interpret that information will instantly reveal your biases.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:32 PM (GZ6Pf)
I interpret that as the weekend strippers look like a young Judy Garland.
The weekday ones look like Margaret Hamilton.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (zF6Iw)
I feel so dirty.
Posted by: Hank at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (0Aqa7)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2015 02:37 PM (OGm46)
I think their business model may have changed, but when Scores opened in NYC (ca. 1990?) it was the best thing ever.
Because I like drinking beers and I like looking at tits, but even that gets one-dimensional. So Scores had a zillion giant TVs with sports on. Watch sports. Sip beer. Look at tits. Sip beer.
It was quite civilized.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Mother Jones at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (ZtFr+)
Million Dollar Saloon,, Dallas TX, Best strip bar in the world (well, it was back in the mid 80's). Very clean, best lookin gals in the world.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (HSmrB)
That's a joke right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (0AxXh)
Without knowing her, I like your wife. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (OSs/l)
Here's a link http://tinyurl.com/nehegk9
And if anyone read it and liked it and wants to review it, I would appreciate it as well.
Posted by: Lauren at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (GZ6Pf)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (gf8BH)
Dad either smacked Tatum in the head too much or not enough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (zF6Iw)
Once the girls figured out that I wasn't there to proposition them or get lap dances, they'd start hanging out with me between sets and if they didn't have any prospects in the audience. It's funny because more than once I'd get some really strange looks from some of the older patrons wondering what this goofy looking kid had that made the girls want to hang out with me instead of them.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 02, 2015 02:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:39 PM (0AxXh)
Not that I am aware of. Had to fix some broken front teeth, but they swear it was always a "Training Accident"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 02, 2015 02:40 PM (gf8BH)
Got friends that try to get me to go every now and then and I always think about it but always decide I'd get bored and be pissed about the money I had wasted.
Posted by: Kenway at September 02, 2015 02:41 PM (DOc+F)
I feel so dirty.
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I once had a discussion with an Azeri hooker in Baku who wanted me to buy her a drink so I pointed out she was making more money than I and she should buy me a drink. Damned if she didn't.
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:41 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: LadyS at September 02, 2015 02:41 PM (xYNhJ)
Men I've known who've gone to strip bars found them sleazy, unsanitary and embarrassing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (OSs/l)
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Dude where do you travel and with whom? Seriously man there's a whole wide world out there of good times. And women getting lap dances, making out withe each other after a few drinks...pretty much SOP on any college campus.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at September 02, 2015 02:42 PM (0LHZx)
Isn't that a completely different service?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 02, 2015 02:42 PM (kff5f)
I'll buy it bc I like you Lauren, but I probably won't read it (sorry). I'm still working on Old Sailors Poet first book. I just want to send Lauren a little money bc I like her and I can right now with good finances in my life
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 02:42 PM (2x3L+)
Two of the three biggest Jew-haters in the country (Carter is the third) are in control of our ME policy.
Fucking brilliant job US Senate!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:43 PM (0A8ir)
Posted by: We Be Boned at September 02, 2015 02:43 PM (oDCMR)
The weekday ones look like Margaret Hamilton.
Weekend - Dorothy & Glenda - in costume.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2015 02:43 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:38 PM (OSs/l)
Daughter of a PG County Maryland cop. She takes absolutely zero shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at September 02, 2015 02:44 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:45 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:45 PM (OSs/l)
obviously travel amongst a different set of folks but I've never know
any straight women that went to a strip bar or wanted to unless it was
male strip bar and even them it was for some silly occasion like a
bacheloretts party.
Men I've known who've gone to strip bars found them sleazy, unsanitary and embarrassing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:35 PM (OSs/l)
I've seen a lot of them in strip clubs in Portland. Heck, one time a rather buxom blonde walked up and tossed down about ten bucks on the counter in front of me, which of course got the attention of the dancer. Afterwards I bought her a beer and chatted with her and her boyfriend. It turns out he was a FSNCO in the Oregon Guard and she was excited I knew the term "gun bunny".
I do think that women are a lot more likely to be as least a little bisexual, and pop culture has certainly pushed the idea that they should be in order to be cool. So it's a lot more accepted for women to go watch female strippers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 02, 2015 02:46 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2015 02:46 PM (0A8ir)
And course there is my little book..
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2015 02:47 PM (0AxXh)
Posted by: Lauren at 02:32 PM
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Picturing the establishment's signage in my mind's eye -
They're all variations of Kansas album covers -
The John Brown one is kind of weird.
(The "Masque" one is kind of hot.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 02, 2015 02:48 PM (ahUrW)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at September 02, 2015 02:48 PM (VNgld)
I appreciate your concern for my well being and for having good times, moo moo, but except for a reunion I haven't been to college in 30 plus years and somehow I've managed to remain happy and have good times and fun despite being deprived of watching inebriated girls doing lap- dances with each other while I watch.
I realize, of course that you like to say things merely for effect. I have no way of knowing if what you say about your fun packed life is true or it's merely part of another another Moo Moo performance art.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 02:51 PM (OSs/l)
Geesh, you guys have spent a lot of time in strip clubs, not that this
is surprising in this place. I guess it's just confession/commiserating
time on the thread about experience with strippers.
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I have been in a few, I have.
Finding out which ones are worth the trip out on the town takes a bit of trial and error. Being a confirmed old bachelor also helps in having fun, and being a nice guy instead of an asshole makes the girls more friendly. Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 02:52 PM (ry4ab)
When you have President Azzhole Obama's administration turning the DOJ, DOD and DHS into social-welfare centers, and the former Secretary of State is herself a criminal, what do you expect ?
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at September 02, 2015 02:52 PM (e8kgV)
Or should I be "glad" that the government is trying hunt down "nuclear terrorists"?
Or is the program simply a way to get citizens accustomed to warrantless searches, so we don't complain when they get more draconian in the future?
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Sounds to me like they're trying to deal with some serious accounting problems with the radiological material at Berkeley. The "random" scans with choppers are a smokescreen to enable them to narrow down the thief without actually starting an internal investigation, which would probably turn up a LOT of bad behavior.
Speculation on my part, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2015 02:52 PM (1QsMy)
just to put it in perspective.
30+ years active Navy Machinist Mate.
Somewhere around 72 different countries
Two Unitas Cruises in the 70s and 80s.
First real Brothel was the legendary Black Angus in San Juan.
17 days in transit at Subic, with liberty every night.
Stripper bars just don't do it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 02, 2015 02:53 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2015 02:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Kristin Davis at September 02, 2015 02:54 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: James Carville at September 02, 2015 02:55 PM (e8kgV)
Oh exdem13, check the art thread. We might have created a new anime.
Ninja Nuns of Nagasaki.
And yes they have five Saint Mechas that can combine to ... on second
thought ... an ArchAngel mecha. Now if the missing sixth Saint mecha
shows up, they can form Jesus-mecha. Got to keep it Power Rangers right?
And on the bad guy side - Super Satan and Mecha-Yakuza.
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The Japanese take on certain aspects of the Roman Church can be other-than-expected at times. Sometimes bizarre, sometimes delightful. Or maybe they like the nun cosplay fetish.
As my good raised-Catholic friend says upon occasion, "Real nuns aren't like that!!" Posted by: exdem13 at September 02, 2015 03:01 PM (ry4ab)
I don't think going to a strip bar makes you bisexual. Being sexuallly bisexual makes you bisexual, but yes women do all sorts of things that most of them they wouldn't have when I was in my 20's. They apparently have "f**** and flee (pardon the crudity;. It's not the real name but I couldn't think of it) apps for your -i-phone too . Whooooeray for modern culture.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2015 03:01 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: L, Elle at September 02, 2015 03:03 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: gracepc at September 02, 2015 03:21 PM (DMQhB)
Posted by: connielu at September 02, 2015 03:21 PM (xs+DN)
They have their place. I think fashion victims like Lena Dunham and Moochelle would benefit from clothes with tags which would allow them to easily color coordinate. Instead of matching tigers and giraffes however, the concept could be updated for libs. They could match tags shaped like a packet of BC pills or EBT cards or bongs or vayjayjays - all the things held sacred by the SJWs.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 02, 2015 03:25 PM (u0lmX)
Which ruined the fun for him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at September 02, 2015 03:31 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Earl_Harbinger at September 02, 2015 03:37 PM (gc7hT)
Meanwhile, cops keep being murdered in cold blood.
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The opening of Hannity radio show today was a chilling cut of a speech by one of the BLM leaders. He said, in a low, calm voice, that it's "open season on cracker cops and all white people" and that it doesn't matter that they're outnumbered...lions are outnumbered, but still cull the herd one by one.
Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at September 02, 2015 03:59 PM (0ISGt)
You are getting bamboozled by the media
Ohhh and so far this year 26 cops have been shot to death and 50% were black cops
Posted by: Righter at September 02, 2015 04:08 PM (LTRxi)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2015 04:09 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) exits backwards bowing at September 02, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)
And if you read her bullshit she talks about how it is liberating, and how positive people are, etc. Until... some guy says "Nice Tits" to her, and then she feels uncomfortable.
Which leads to the obvious question, which is always beyond a NYC Liberal: Other than your tits, what do you think people are looking at? Other than your tits, what do you think this is about?
If she was wearing even a thong bikini and was painted, this would be a non-event.
Liberals are imbeciles.
Posted by: RobM1981 at September 02, 2015 04:59 PM (zurJC)
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