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Analysis: On Classified Information, Hillary Seems to Have Followed the YOLO Protocol

The YOLO protocol says you can send, like, whatever.

Read Sean Davis for a point which would have been overlooked, except for his sharp eyes: the declassification dates for all this classified information are dated 10 or 15 years (depending on the level of sensitivity) from the date of the information's origination, not from the date it was so marked -- That is, it was "born classified," as many have said.

And Hillary should have known this. In fact, let's be charitable: She did know this. She just chose to break the law in order to keep her dealings with minions and foreign potentates private.

We already saw this damning email:


Here are some more:



Remember, Sidney Blumenthal was not a US official and had, as far as I know, no security clearance granting him license to receive classified information. He was simply Hillary's henchman and fluffer.

(In fact, Obama specifically forbade Sid the Shiv from working for his government.)



This is a touch awkward:


This is just hilarious. I think it's about Bradley "Chelsea" Manning.


I don't know how to read this one.



Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM




Comments

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1 TRANS POWER!!!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 01:16 PM (E5UB0)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 01:16 PM (E5UB0)

3 That about settles that.

All that's left to find now is her gingerbread house and child cooking oven.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:17 PM (9oC/Q)

4 More like the WDDIM? protocol. When she is caught out in any wrongdoing, the time at which she is caught will necessarily be later than the time at which she committed the crime, which allows her to say "what difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 01:18 PM (E5UB0)

5 Oddly, this is exactly what I would have imagined. "Send it NOW!!!" vs. "Someone threaten the NYT for revealing classified docs!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

6 Holy shit on that last one.
Depending on what's below the cut off of the image it blows HRC's whole "unmarked" out of the water.
The (u) is "unclassified"
SBU is "Sensitive but unclassified" but if there are any other things on there....

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (tM4uk)

7 Let me sum up all subsequent comments:

1. The MSMis totally leftist and in the bag for the Dems; if this was a GOP politician, it would be the scandal of the century. Instead, they are trying to make this go away.

2. Hillary is a total corrupt crook and needs to go to jail.

3. Hillary is an incompetent old biddy and needs to be put in Cruella's Nursing Home for Retired Villainesses.

4. Obama is throwing Hillary under the bus: get ready for Biden or Sanders.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (jBuUi)

8 None of this matters, the witch is still gonna totally skate on it.

Posted by: bob in houston at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (XRxxn)

9 All that's left to find now is her gingerbread house and child cooking oven.

Posted by: El Kabong


That's awesome, EK.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:20 PM (/Ho8c)

10 Shirley somebody on the East Coast owns a piano ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 01, 2015 01:20 PM (qOsoH)

11 Bradley is in the Federal Stir for 35 years.

Hillary! should be Bradley's cell-mate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:20 PM (zSvKA)

12 Sounds like Huma was being sarcastic, almost insulting. I thought they were BFFs. Marsupials.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 01:21 PM (E5UB0)

13 Free Willow...
Free Willow...

Posted by: The Willow Liberation Front at September 01, 2015 01:21 PM (VPLuQ)

14 Ah I see the whole document is marked SBU up top. Still, assuming she got more of those...

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at September 01, 2015 01:21 PM (tM4uk)

15 I *think* the Huma email was regarding supposedly peaceful protesters the day after the Benghazi attack (so, 9/12) in which the kind, gentle people of Libya and their children held signs (in English!!) apologizing for the attack.

At least, that's what Hillary *claimed* happened in her despicable speech in front of the victims' caskets and loved ones. The same speech in which she also attempted to explain that the rioting crowds on 9/11 that were carrying (and molesting) Stevens' near-dead body was really concerned citizens attempting to get him to the ER ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

16 My personal server was secure at all times as well as fully protected against water splashes from the toilet by a plastic sheet.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

17 Who do we want?

WILLOW!

When do we want her?

NOW!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:22 PM (/Ho8c)

18 >>>4. Obama is throwing Hillary under the bus: get ready for Biden or Sanders.

Revenge is a dish best served lulzy.

Here's hoping Hillary and Bill go full tilt kamikazee on their way out and take as much of the DNC out with them.

It's a shame we don't have an opposition party to capitalize on all this, though.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (9oC/Q)

19 None of this matters, the witch is still gonna totally skate on it.
Posted by: bob in houston


She always has before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)

20 Rush's take at the noon hour was the Hillary gave them the boring, gossipy, non-controversial emails so that these would be released and all the LIVs would think, "What's the big deal?" that way, she can cause the scandal to just fritter away.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (S32rP)

21 >>Free Willow... Free Willow...

Wait, what? If willow is banned then none of us are fit to post here.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (NOIQH)

22 Question: Henchman I understand, but why does Hillz need a fluffer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

23 So who's spearheading the indictment?

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (7T2Ep)

24 Y'all like my ankle bracelet? I got it at the Big -N- Tall Gals™ shop!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (mvenn)

25 Is this scandal old enough to be old news? I really want it to be old news. Make it old news!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (2lndx)

26
So much of this crap seems to be a waste of time, i.e., doesnt a Sec of State have better things to do??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (iQIUe)

27 Ace, you might want to consider hiding most of this post from the main page. My load time just went berzerk.

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (ZbV+0)

28 Let Willow stay banned for a while. After 2 or 3 times, she absolutely refused to fall for my lame attempts to get her to click on my spider links. She deserves her fate. She should know better.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (xWW96)

29 If any of us peasants had done something like this, we'd have already been black-bagged and sent to Erehwon prison.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (2Ojst)

30 They are either micromanaging everything or not managing at all. Scary that these people are given power.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)

31 Funny to see some of Huma's humor

Posted by: Draki at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (0eidE)

32 How long before we see the "Email is Hard for Old People" (EHOP) defense?

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (6xtq3)

33 WOW!!!

Those are really really awful!

I have almost no faith that John Kerry's State Department will do a thing. Because the only loyalty Democrats have is to their party and the evil policies that are destroying our once great nation.

But the record is clear, more clear than any thing else the Clintons have done. This is proof positive of gross misconduct, even criminal misconduct. How can THAT be legal?

Hillary exposed us, she put all of us in danger.

I am totally confused by the September 14 date on that last one. It is just weird.

Posted by: petunia at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (VoCyE)

34 I dunno - I think there is cause for optimism here. That we aren't hearing any leaks from DOJ or the FBI on this tells me they are playing this one straight instead of trying to dismiss it away.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (PFy0L)

35 Is this scandal old enough to be old news? I really want it to be old news. Make it old news!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Well, it's news about an old person who's about to be yesterday's news and tomorrow's Orange is the New Black bitch.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (VAsIq)

36 She should know better.

Posted by: maddogg


But she was so nice.

*sniff*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (/Ho8c)

37 The one in the earlier post was ambiguous. These are smoking guns. You and I would be in custody by now.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

38 They sent a Set rep, a fucking set rep in the clear?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (sgrzZ)

39 Everything HRC and her senior communicated has a significant intelligence value -- the insight into decision making processes and biases are critical in the game theory world of high level geo-politics (if you give a rats ass about that stuff.)

The Russians probably had 5-10 people working on this ... the senior leader decision making profiles are important shit.

This is why it gets reviewed and processed into bureaucratic mush.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (ztOda)

40
I am not a crook!

Posted by: Sir Milhaus Rodham at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (OiFtZ)

41 What is the statute of limitations for these crimes?

Because no one will be charged until about mid 2017 at the earliest.

Posted by: rd at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (qidv2)

42 Nothing matters. We are so very very boned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (rwI+c)

43 Is this scandal old enough to be old news? I really want it to be old news. Make it old news!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:24 PM (2lndx)

Use a new word, now we're all thinking about how old you are.

Posted by: Draki at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (0eidE)

44 22 Question: Henchman I understand, but why does Hillz need a fluffer?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

To stay erect between takes. Duh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)

45
See? A year ago this would have triggered a flaming skull, I think, but now we just kinda know that however damning the news is, it isn't going to affect Hill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (9mTYi)

46 *gets on the PRC-119*

Able Dog Lead, got a mission for you. Madman with spiders. Napalm."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (zSvKA)

47 Ban me instead of Willow. She's worth a dozen of me. She is of the essence of this blog. She is good people.


Free Willow*



(*with each purchase of one at regular price.)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (mvenn)

48 Is the "H" for Hag?

Posted by: Cycomiko66 at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (O45yk)

49 Huma sent that snarky bullshit email a few hours before Hillary stood in front of those caskets and lied to the grieving families

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (etbae)

50 How long before we see the "Email is Hard for Old People" (EHOP) defense?

Posted by: Weasel

Bob Dole disagrees!

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (VAsIq)

51 "Executive Secretariat?"

Oh come on, that was way before John F'ing Kerry was SOS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (LUgeY)

52 By definition, just about everything she sees excepting yoga and wedding plans is classified. She knows this.

This whole down-the-rabbit hole chase is painfully necessary, though, since we are trying to identify specific documents classified by other departments, like Defense or National Intelligence, where she cannot retroactively declassify.

In other words there was a conspiracy to strip classification markings and retype classified information on systems known to be unsecured. This looks more like a sophisticated spying operation than a carnival clown car act, right now.

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (TxJGV)

53 Can we prove that she was afforded the required training in communication handling.

Pull her training record, and look.




I used to get new Sailors with bad check writing letters from Debtors all the time.

Them: I don't know how to use a checkbook

Me: You graduate Boot Camp?

Them: Yes


Me: Here's the fcuking syllabus on checkbook management that they taught you on (Whatever) day. Were you absent from Boot Camp that day?

Them: No

Me: Fix this shit, and don't ever fcuking let it happen again.


If Hillary received training, and it was documented, burn her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 01:26 PM (VPLuQ)

54 I dunno - I think there is cause for optimism here. That we aren't hearing any leaks from DOJ or the FBI on this tells me they are playing this one straight instead of trying to dismiss it away.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2015 01:25 PM (PFy0L)

----

Yep.... what ValJar wants.... ValJar gets.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

55 All kidding around aside:

Fucking hell.

I held a TS/SCI and can say this: Shit Gets Classified For A Reason. For the moment forget Hillary. Someone, somewhere in either the CIA, the NSA, or Homeland with oversight responsibility needs to, quite simply, be shot for treason. And, no, I'm not using hyperbole.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 01, 2015 01:27 PM (0MJOU)

56 wrg500. That is a Sit Rep.

Yep even her unclassified emails gives insights into the thinking which means opposition psychologists were given this to better profile Hillary! and even Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:28 PM (zSvKA)

57 I think the last one involved sending around an ops report, and Huma saying, hey, I'm giving you credit for the good stuff here. It's sort of a heads up, required because Hillary *didn't* have anything to do with the good stuff (peaceful protests), not to contradict the narrative that she did.

Since Hillary had nothing to do with the peaceful protests, she might say something about them that would contradict what Huma was going to say. This was probably back when Hillary actually talked to people.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 01:28 PM (2lndx)

58 Red Rover, Red Rover, send Willow over!

Posted by: The Unbanned at September 01, 2015 01:28 PM (JO9+V)

59 >>>31 Funny to see some of Huma's humor

I know! She's like a sassy, fashionable version of Grima Wormtongue.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:28 PM (9oC/Q)

60 I don't know how to read this one.

Aside from it being administration policy to overthrow stable friendly dictators in favor of ISIS?

I mean we already knew that, didn't we?

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2015 01:28 PM (ZbV+0)

61 You and I would be in custody by now.
Posted by: joncelli,


You or I would be sweating our first parole hearing at this point.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:29 PM (ztOda)

62 I have this feeling they are going to get worse as time goes by and State continues to release these things through next year. Remember these are the ones that multiple Federal agencies have already cleared for release with redaction's. The later we go on the more classified and sensitive stuff is going to show up IMO.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2015 01:29 PM (iONHu)

63 I'm giving you credit for inspiring the "peaceful" protest.

... Don't know.

On a first read, it sounds like the administration or the State Department had some part in riling up the crazies in MENA.

Jeebus, I'm afraid to go over to Prisonplanet or zerofudge now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:29 PM (ujux6)

64 Give Willow back you damn dirty ape!

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:29 PM (6xtq3)

65 You mean the State Department was knocking over foreign governments for shits and giggles, and negligently caused the deaths of American servicemen, operatives and diplomats? Who would have thought.

Posted by: kartoffel at September 01, 2015 01:29 PM (uEmgg)

66 we won't ever shoot anyone for treason

ever

which means, we don't think treason is really all that bad

I see a problem here

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (7T2Ep)

67 "I'm giving you credit"

To whom?

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (OmBeX)

68
Wipe on
Wipe off

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (9mTYi)

69 Ah...Huma running coordinating and even linking State activities and agendas to that of the Muslim Brotherhood. Anyone surprised?

Posted by: Rex Mundi at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (X20+D)

70 The irony is, if they were looking at Chile for government change. Allende anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (zSvKA)

71 66 we won't ever shoot anyone for treason

ever

which means, we don't think treason is really all that bad

I see a problem here
Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 01:30 PM (7T2Ep)

When treason prospers, none dare call it treason.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)

72
The next time you're called for Federal Jury Duty, will you acquiesce to the call to serve or simply state that with two forms of justice, one for the elites and the other for members of the unwashed proletariat you cannot in good conscience serve because of the obvious double standard of justice?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (OiFtZ)

73 Now I feel just as sure
as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow

That 'twas blighted affection that made her exclaim
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"

And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as she did, and you will know why

Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (jBuUi)

74 WHOSE BITCH IS THIS ????!!!!


seriously, man, why is she not indicted ( he asked, rhetorically and with Maximum Futility )

Posted by: himself at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (8CdUx)

75 Quick, turn to Fox Business, everyone!!!

George Pataki is on!!!

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (ZbV+0)

76 Shirley somebody on the East Coast owns a piano ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 01, 2015 01:20 PM



Nope. It's all harpsichords up here. And don't call us Shirley.

Posted by: Your NE Corridor Betters, signalling the waiter for another martini at September 01, 2015 01:32 PM (KrAjA)

77
Willows dead now????

Shit. I miss all the happenings.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

78 Willow is out?

WILLOW is OUT?!

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:32 PM (9oC/Q)

79 miss me yet????



Posted by: Chile 1973 ( adios, Allende ) at September 01, 2015 01:33 PM (8CdUx)

80
HAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA,,,

REALLY?!?!!?!??11//1/1!?1/1/?

WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE!??1/1!?1/1!?1/!?1/1!?!1?1/?

If you all need me,, I'll be in the oval office measuring for new drapes...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:33 PM (HSmrB)

81 You know that HRC's opposition research team is operating in full drive 24/7 to divert away from this. Be prepared for some crazy stories to come out about Biden, Sanders, and all R's.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

82 If you all need me,, I'll be in the oval office measuring for new drapes...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

At least *try* to match the curtains this time?

Posted by: Bill at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)

83 >>>81 You know that HRC's opposition research team is operating in full drive 24/7 to divert away from this. Be prepared for some crazy stories to come out about Biden, Sanders, and all R's.

Stray voltage theory says she'd have to start calling Ben Carson the n-word to divert attention away from this.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (9oC/Q)

84 If Hillary received training, and it was documented, burn her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


I doubt she did.

Why would she have as FLoTUS?

And then the Obama shits probably just let her float into SecState, because.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (ujux6)

85 Tonight on NPR: "Aren't too many things classified, anyway?"

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (xq1UY)

86 Seriously,

Ask a Lib: You're okay with other governments having real-time unrestricted access to the email account used by US Secretary of State in the course of performing their official duties?

--

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (0MJOU)

87 82 If you all need me,, I'll be in the oval office measuring for new drapes...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

At least *try* to match the curtains this time?
Posted by: Bill at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (VAsIq)

You want flappy beef curtains?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (2Ojst)

88
I plan on doing Huma atop the Resolute Desk just to irritate the republicans. Of course I will never tell the story, but they will learn of my assignation through the grapevine.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (OiFtZ)

89 The purpose of this "email scandal" is simply so that Hillary can flesh out her Enemies List of people she will "disappear" once she gets her claws on the reins of power.

It's like a test: Those who defend her are safe; those who betray her are being addd to the list.

It will be an 8 year-long bloody purge, her administration.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (jBuUi)

90 I just don't see Hillary getting off scot free, it's just too much. If there was some gray, I could see her getting away, but this is just so damning that I don't see how shes not indicted.

I'm not saying she'll spend time in jail, I just think she cuts a deal like Petreus but withdraws from running for President.

We probably should expect Biden to be their nominee.

Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (PnoMK)

91 Willows dead now????



Shit. I miss all the happenings.

Posted by: fixerupper


Not dead, but presumed banned.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (/Ho8c)

92 You know that HRC's opposition research team is operating in full drive 24/7 to divert away from this. Be prepared for some crazy stories to come out about Biden, Sanders, and all R's.

I can hear Donald Trump's Hair already when confronted about, well, pretty much anything: "So what?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (LUgeY)

93 >>Ask a Lib: You're okay with other governments having real-time unrestricted access to the email account used by US Secretary of State in the course of performing their official duties?


But first, ask them how they feel about Valerie Plame's name being leaked to the press.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

94 If we're all going to learn about the bad shit State has done recently I'd love to see some docs on the Ukraine.

Posted by: kartoffel at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (uEmgg)

95 Her oppo team had better be ready to discredit whoever squeals first.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (ztOda)

96 So the legends of The Bannings - they are real?

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (6xtq3)

97 Friends, morons, countrymen, give me your attention. I have come here to bury willow, not to praise her. The evil that women do is remembered after their deaths, but the good is often buried with them. It might as well be the same with willow.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (sgrzZ)

98 >>On a first read, it sounds like the administration or the State Department had some part in riling up the crazies in MENA.


Remember Obama and GoogleBoy working hand in hand fomenting riots in Tunisia and Egypt?
No way State didn't have a hand in these.

Posted by: Garrett at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (wH2zY)

99 "Ask a Lib: You're okay with other governments having real-time unrestricted access to the email account used by US Secretary of State"

YES!

they're all on the same side

i.e. against YOU

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (7T2Ep)

100 She's a treasonous, traitorous, scum-sucking criminal.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (wtvvX)

101 With Hillary we get to ponder a question:

Will the former First Lady keep her Secret Service detail while she's in prison?

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (0MJOU)

102 Rush's take at the noon hour was the Hillary gave them the boring, gossipy, non-controversial emails so that these would be released and all the LIVs would think, "What's the big deal?" that way, she can cause the scandal to just fritter away.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 01, 2015 01:23 PM (S32rP)


If that was the plan then she really needed to run the whole concept of "boring" past someone who was not immersed in the DC bubble because that stuff looks like anything but boring.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

103 What's the big deal? Why is our government keeping secrets, anyway? It's probably better to let the secrets out.

Posted by: LIV at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (VAsIq)

104 Stray voltage theory says she'd have to start calling Ben Carson the n-word PUBLICLY to divert attention away from this.
Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:34 PM (9oC/Q)

-----

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

105 I'm giving you credit for inspiring the "peaceful" protests

Pat Smith is not amused.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 01:36 PM (4WhSY)

106 Well, that's that. The media is calling this "mundane." Rush was right again.

*reaches for the Buffalo Trace*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (RwwCT)

107 The next time you're called for Federal Jury Duty, will you acquiesce to the call to serve or simply state that with two forms of justice, one for the elites and the other for members of the unwashed proletariat you cannot in good conscience serve because of the obvious double standard of justice?


Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 01:31 PM (OiFtZ)



Jury Nullification. Let's just let them all go.

Posted by: rd at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (qidv2)

108 Ace, you're going to drive me to drinking
If you don't stop posting about Hot Rod Clinton.

Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (XUKZU)

109 The Secretary of State position was simply a means to an end:

Make as much money as possible for herself and her cronies no matter if you had to sell out anyone else and the entire security and interests of the country in the process. She's a corrupt and venal traitor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (OSs/l)

110 Though to be fair to Pataki, he was pretty tough on China.

Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (ZbV+0)

111 She's a treasonous, traitorous, scum-sucking criminal.

Those are her Good Points.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:37 PM (zSvKA)

112 7
Hillary is an incompetent old biddy and needs to be put in Cruella's Nursing Home for Retired Villainesses.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (jBuUi)


Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (zoehZ)

113 90 I just don't see Hillary getting off scot free, it's just too much. If there was some gray, I could see her getting away, but this is just so damning that I don't see how shes not indicted.

I'm not saying she'll spend time in jail, I just think she cuts a deal like Petreus but withdraws from running for President.

We probably should expect Biden to be their nominee.
Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (PnoMK)

The Clintons have skated for worse. Although it does look as if Barky has the knives out for Hillary.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

114 Not dead, but presumed banned.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:35 PM (/Ho8c)

----

WTF??? How the hell does willow get banned??

I miss a couple days of blog time and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

115 >>. If there was some gray, I could see her getting away



No gray.

Pure Hardwood.

Posted by: Huma at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (wH2zY)

116 108 Ace, you're going to drive me to drinking
If you don't stop posting about Hot Rod Clinton.
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark


Nice!

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (jBuUi)

117 All of this is beneath me.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (Jj/2n)

118 "And then the Obama shits probably just let her float into SecState, because."

OK, let's roll with that for a minute.

Theoretical conversation:

VIA: Says right here in the regulations that the incoming SoS is to receive, and then document the receiving of all this security training.

Drones: We were told we didn't have to do that for Mrs Clinton.

VIA: I need you to chose between Federal charges for yourself, and the option of writing a formal statement under oath, naming the individual who directed you not to provide this training.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (VPLuQ)

119 It's like a test: Those who defend her are safe; those who betray her are being added to the list.

It will be an 8 year-long bloody purge, her administration.

Posted by: zombie


Anyone here not strangely attracted to seeing that go down?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (ujux6)

120 The Clintons have skated for worse. Although it does look as if Barky has the knives out for Hillary.

She sold him the rope. Should have asked what it was for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (4WhSY)

121 i think that i shall never see,
a willow as lovely as a tree ...

but since a willow is a tree,
than ace should be giving us ice cream,
for free ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (qOsoH)

122 Zombie,

I truly don't think that HRC gets the nomination and will have to pull out of the race.

Who really supports her? Obama and his loyalists hate her and her husband. Many prominent Democrats may not publicly denounce her but privately know that she is toxic and would gladly throw their weight and money behind a Biden /Sanders/ Warren.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

123
Not sure about that last one either, 3 days after Benghazi, was the "peaceful" referring to the line that it was a peaceful protest of a video that turned into an attack? Its a weird one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (ODxAs)

124 All this secret classification is only needed for one reason. We must keep our enemies and allies from thinking that the US would have a clueless secretary of state. All the blacked out stuff is about baking cookies for her grandchild. This is even stupider than it sounds since her grandchild can't enjoy cooky crunching goodness yet because the child doesn't have a tooth.

Posted by: you don't understand at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (Bbcs8)

125 Hillary is an incompetent old biddy and needs to be put in Cruella's Nursing Home for Retired Villainesses.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (jBuUi)

Threadwinner


Somebody needs to 'shop a Dalmatian fur coat onto her

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (ztOda)

126 113 I see the heat continuing to be turned up until Hillary! decides to spend more time with her family. Shit'll really hit the fan if she hangs on too long and makes things too rough for Joey B. to enter the race with Princess Forked-Tongue.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (6xtq3)

127
Jury Nullification. Let's just let them all go.



Posted by: rd

Rd, in the case of an IRS indiscretion, I'm all in for nullification with a great statement to the press post-trial explaining why Mr. Bad Boy was allowed to walk on his theft from the US Treasury because of the scumbaggery of our government.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (OiFtZ)

128 All of this is beneath me.


Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (Jj/2n)

Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Humador at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

129 No gray.

Pure Hardwood.
Posted by: Huma at September 01, 2015 01:38 PM (wH2zY)

----

At her age?? That would be driftwwod.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

130 Jean, and the FDR cigarette holder

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:41 PM (zSvKA)

131 Oh, like you're all pure. Like you've never broken the speed limit, or snuck an extra donut in the box. So I inadvertently revealed State secrets to hostile powers, and once killed a man. We're all guilty to some extent!

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary(!) at September 01, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

132 123
Not sure about that last one either, 3 days after Benghazi, was the "peaceful" referring to the line that it was a peaceful protest of a video that turned into an attack? Its a weird one.


I think so.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 01, 2015 01:41 PM (/SIwB)

133 It's like a test: Those who defend her are safe; those who betray her are being added to the list.

Willow?

*Bogart voice*

I stick my neck out for no one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)

134 Speaking of drinking...

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 01, 2015 01:41 PM (Jj/2n)

135 That's Rick line when Ugarte is carted off by the gendarmes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:42 PM (zSvKA)

136 I wonder if Obama is afraid that Hill, as President, would make oblique references to the previous administration as having made a mess of things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 01:42 PM (9mTYi)

137 re: PrisonPlanet et al.

Yeah, I'm starting to rethink the implausibility of that the Clinton/ Cocaine/ Airstrip MENA thing.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 01, 2015 01:42 PM (0MJOU)

138
VIA: I need you to chose between Federal charges for yourself, and the option of writing a formal statement under oath, naming the individual who directed you not to provide this training


Mention that their cushsy pension is on the block and they'll flip so hard the chair will fly across the room.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:42 PM (ztOda)

139
At her age?? That would be driftwwod.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

Dry rot, actually...

Posted by: Humador at September 01, 2015 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

140 Who really supports her?

The infamous fifty three per cent.
Maybe even a higher percentage now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 01, 2015 01:43 PM (W5DcG)

141 The Clintons have skated for worse. Although it does look as if Barky has the knives out for Hillary.
Posted by: joncelli

But most of the stuff the Clintons have "skated" on have been political scandals regarding ethics that aren't cut and dry legal issues.

If this was merely a public trust issue where Hillary deleted emails when she left and lied about it, they'd get away with it.

We'll see, but I think it derails her from being the nominee.

Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 01:43 PM (PnoMK)

142 I don't even know what to say to this.

The Secretary of State thought that classification and security was a joke.

That is shocking to me on a very fundamental level.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

143 >>I wonder if Obama is afraid that Hill, as President, would make oblique references to the previous administration as having made a mess of things.

I think Obama just plain hates the Clintons and doesn't want them back in power for spite. He's got the leverage at this point as he can make all of this go away with a pardon.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

144 I stick my neck out for no one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

AtC?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (sgrzZ)

145 Hey there, guys. Don't let a little thing like old age, heart disease, diabeetus, or even death slow you down in the bedroom. Ancient Egyptian herbal supplements enabled me to be mummified with a raging boner. It lasted for 3 millenia until it broke off when that jackass disturbed my eternal slumber and opened my sarcophagus.

But wait, there's more. Call now and we'll double your order. Just pay S ampersand H on the bonus bottles and we'll rush you your order which will have you standing tall and lasting like ol' King Tut. Your lady will be walking like an Egyptian after you make mad passionate love to her.

Call now! Operators standing by!




(h/t Drudge)

Posted by: King "Stiffy" Tut at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (JO9+V)

146 4. Obama is throwing Hillary under the bus: get ready for Biden or Sanders.
Posted by: zombie


That slow, drip, drip, drip burn must be killing her.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (O+0DS)

147
Okay,, let me get this straight. Buzzion is dead but continues to comment, however Willow is not dead but doesn't comment?

Only at the HQ could this be possible...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (HSmrB)

148 *sultry voice*
Hello, boys.
*steps up onto table*
*begins strip-tease*

Posted by: Hillary(!)'s Next Distract the Public Tactic at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (VAsIq)

149 Captain Renault, "I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you! Hillary! gambling with national security."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:45 PM (zSvKA)

150 And, of course, every mention of Hillary's! malfeasance in office should include the fact that she had a boss. That boss's name? Barack Obama. What the hell was HE doing while all this garfoolenurky was going on?

I know, I know, raking in cash and making speeches. Reading about administration debacles in the papers. Too busy to ask anybody, "Hey, why does Hillary!'s emails not have a .gov at the end of them? Don't tell me she has her own unsecure server??"

We're talking the Secretary of State here; traditionally the President's Number Two. Not the Assistant Undersecretary for Indian Affairs.

But HE'S responsible. He's the boss, He Who Names Mountains. Anybody competent would have stopped this on Day Two or so.

I think it's good to remind people of this.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 01, 2015 01:45 PM (DLu2s)

151 The last one is not classified nor does it have any classified in it. I was at State at the time and that is the standard situation report disseminated by the State Department Operations Center from the ad hoc crisis-monitoring task forces that get set up for each crisis. It comes out on the unclassified side.

That said, it is SBU, which makes it a no-no to email to personal email accounts. But violating that is an administrative, not a legal one.

Let's everyone keep our eyes focused on the real issue of actual classified leaking out through private email -- it's there, but this last item isn't an example of it.

Posted by: Dexter Trask at September 01, 2015 01:45 PM (chFUm)

152 126 113 I see the heat continuing to be turned up until Hillary! decides to spend more time with her family. Shit'll really hit the fan if she hangs on too long and makes things too rough for Joey B. to enter the race with Princess Forked-Tongue.
Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:40 PM (6xtq3)

It would be amusing if Hillary stepped aside and then went Medea on Slow Joe just for revenge. She's got to know what Joe's been up to, or else the Clinton bagmen can find out. That would be hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

153 >>The Secretary of State thought that classification and security was a joke.


Hillary cared more about keeping her secrets safe from the prying eyes of Congress and citizens than she cared about keeping America's secrets safe from the prying eyes of foreign agents. It's that simple.

Completely unfit for office ever again.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

154 Well that story is true cause I'm here to say, I was driving that model A.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (Jj/2n)

155 Obama gave her the rope to hang herself allowing this server, he (or more accurately his staff) knew all about it and knew it would go tits up someday.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (ztOda)

156 The Secretary of State thought that classification and security was a joke.

That is shocking to me on a very fundamental level.


You must have forgotten you live in a country that elected, *then reelected* barack obama.

Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (ZbV+0)

157 The Secretary of State thought that classification and security was a joke.

-----

Hmmmmm. Somebody ought to ask ask her if that same "classification and security joke" was correlation or causation of one dead ambassador and a security team.

Somebody knew where to find him.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

158 *sultry voice*

Hello, boys.

*steps up onto table*

*begins strip-tease*


That room's gonna look like the end of the pie-eating contest in "Stand by Me".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 01:47 PM (4WhSY)

159 But HE'S responsible. He's the boss, He Who Names Mountains. Anybody competent would have stopped this on Day Two or so.

I think it's good to remind people of this.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max


I agree, everyone knew what she was doing and said nothing.

Remember Bush getting raked over the coals for the stupid Valerie Plame shit, and here's the SecofSt obviously violating all sorts of laws regarding classified intel and nobody says a peep.

Posted by: Coolio at September 01, 2015 01:47 PM (PnoMK)

160 Hillary cared more about keeping her secrets safe from the prying eyes of Congress Obama

Fixed

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (ztOda)

161 It's like a test: Those who defend her are safe; those who betray her are being added to the list.It will be an 8 year-long bloody purge, her administration.Posted by: zombieAnyone here not strangely attracted to seeing that go down?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (ujux6)

You know, here's the thing about purges: they start at the top, right? But then it's all downhill from there. Trust me, I know.

Posted by: Ghost of Ivan Sanchin, Stalin's Film Projectionist, Currently Haunting Lubyanka Prison at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (Bvf82)

162 Perhaps some multi-dimensional chess-playing DNC strategists are counting on the anti-Hillarists expending all their ammunition (money, access, breath, etc) on this issue so they'll be too exhausted to oppose whatever comes next. I've seen it tried before.

Tell you whut, conspiracies to undermine the Republic aren't what they used to be. We always figured characters like Nixon, Joe McCarthy, J. Edgar, had a cast of thousands, and a brilliant master plan. All I can see in this is attitude. Her main defense is stupidity, and I think she has a constituency for that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (xq1UY)

163 knew it would go tits up someday.

Posted by: Jean

But are the tits calm?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (VAsIq)

164 Nice sneer quotes Huma you c*nt.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

165 152 There isn't much practical downside to a Biden v. Hillary cage match. It will be a serious knife-fight and whoever comes out will be in pretty rough shape.

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2015 01:49 PM (6xtq3)

166 Since Gaylord has been brought up under 'The Buck Stops Here' rule. Every person who knew Hillary had a private server and did nothing is chargeable for failing to report a violation of Federal law.

Let that sink it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:49 PM (zSvKA)

167 >>>140 Who really supports her?

You'd be amazed how many people are suckered into identity politics and would pull the lever for Ma Fratelli simply because 'vagina'.

One of the plethora of reasons this country is completely and utterly screwed.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 01:49 PM (9oC/Q)

168
If the republicans are successful in screwing me out of the nomination, the least Barack can do is put me on the twenty dollar bill.

Posted by: Sir Edmund the Pacifier at September 01, 2015 01:49 PM (OiFtZ)

169 Obama is throwing Hillary under the bus: get ready for Biden or Sanders.
Posted by: zombie


Nah, Klouchbar

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:50 PM (ztOda)

170 161 It's like a test: Those who defend her are safe; those who betray her are being added to the list.It will be an 8 year-long bloody purge, her administration.Posted by: zombieAnyone here not strangely attracted to seeing that go down?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:39 PM (ujux6)

You know, here's the thing about purges: they start at the top, right? But then it's all downhill from there. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: Ghost of Ivan Sanchin, Stalin's Film Projectionist, Currently Haunting Lubyanka Prison at September 01, 2015 01:48 PM (Bvf82)

When great trees are cut down the splinters will fly.

Posted by: The Russians, Who Know From Purges at September 01, 2015 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

171 It will be an 8 year-long bloody purge, her administration.

Posted by: zombie

Anyone here not strangely attracted to seeing that go down?
Posted by: weft cut-loop



Put me down for box seats, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 01:50 PM (O+0DS)

172 "And Hillary should have known this. In fact, let's be charitable: She did know this. She just chose to break the law in order to keep her dealings with minions and foreign potentates private."

Funny how the MSM conveniently forget to remind folks that Hillary is a lawyer.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (CcljO)

173 Let's everyone keep our eyes focused on the real issue of actual classified leaking out through private email -- it's there, but this last item isn't an example of it.

Posted by: Dexter Trask


This is part of a data dump from the State Dept release. If it were classified we wouldn't be reading it here.

The point here *is* the private email/server statedept email commingling.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (ujux6)

174 Kill the server!
Burn the server!

Kill the server!
Burn the server!

Posted by: Ty Angur at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (E9jDV)

175 I don't even know what to say to this.


The Secretary of StateHillary! Clinton thought that classification and security was a joke.


That is shocking to me on a very fundamental level.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM



Still shocking?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)

176 Charlie Gasparino reporting on Fox Business that there is 'no chance' Romney runs this year.

Hugh Hewitt Hardest Hurt.

Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (ZbV+0)

177 Hmmmmm. Somebody ought to ask ask her if that same "classification and security joke" was correlation or causation of one dead ambassador and a security team.

Somebody knew where to find him.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

-----

Upon furhter reflection......

I initially threw that out as an offhand comment.

But.... the more I ponder it.... it makes sense WHY she was so keen to blame the video. Ambassador Stephens died because of unsecured shit floating around the State Department.

She wasnt trying to hide embarrassment for the Administration, she is trying to hide culpability for herself.

hmmmm

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

178 Okay,, let me get this straight. Buzzion is dead but continues to comment, however Willow is not dead but doesn't comment?

Only at the HQ could this be possible...



Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 01:44 PM (HSmrB)


And we have a five story tall trebuchet to throw the corpses across the Detroit River and into Windsor!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

179 Pulled into Benghazi late one night
With the moon and the stars just shining bright
We was headed up to the Embassy
To try and protest "peacefully."

All of a sudden, in the wink of an eye
A witch on a broomstick passed us by
I said "Boys this ones marked for me"
But by then the Depends was all you could see.

Now the fellas ribbed me for being behind
So I thought I'd let that camel unwind
Grabbed ahold of the whip and man alive
I whipped that camels into over drive

Wound it up to 110
My speedometer said I hit top end
My whip-hand cracked like a .44
And that's all there is, and there ain't no more.

Now the boys all thought that I'd lost my sense
Desert palm trees were like a picket fence
They said "Slow down, I see spots!"
The dunes in the desert just looked like dots.

Took a corner, side swiped a truck
Prayed to Allah, just for luck
My camel was flying to El-Alamin
The guy beside me was white as a djinn.

I was about t shit a brick
When we finally caught sight of that witch on stick
I knew I could catch her, I thought I could pass
But don't you know by then we'd be low on grass.

Camel had flames coming from out of the side
Feel the tension, man what a ride
I said "Look out boys, I've got a license to fly"
And that witch pulled over and let us by.

All of the sudden she started knocking
Down in the dips she started rocking
I looked in the mirror -- what did I see
The boys had torched the Embassy.

They arrested me and they put me in jail
Called my pappy to throw my bail
And he said "Son, you're going to drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop posting 'bout Hot Rod Clinton"

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (jBuUi)

180 *steps up onto table*

*begins strip-tease*

Posted by: Hillary(!)'s


*vomiting uncontrollably, runs from room*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (/Ho8c)

181 This is interesting, the Fall of Hillary. If it happens, I think the Clintonian infrastructure that was talked about in the ONT starts to crumble as well. Bill is the big liar but his time grows short. Hillary is now proving that she can't fill his shoes, and Chelsea has turned into a Marie Antoinette-like figure in this whole thing...too lightweight to be taken seriously on much of anything.

Clinton Inc is a cult of personality. And that's cause for some optimism.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 01, 2015 01:53 PM (eytER)

182 Yesterday, the IRS had to do another FOIA dump under duress and guess what? Lois Lerner had yet another secret email account she used for public business. This time, the IRS won't say what its address was nor will they hand over it's email communications. All the IRS would say in court was "Fuck you Judge."

Weird, I know.

(via Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2015 01:53 PM (TxJGV)

183 If the republicans are successful in screwing me out
of the nomination, the least Barack can do is put me on the twenty
dollar bill.


Posted by: Sir Edmund the Pacifier


Best argument I've ever seen for "paperless" digital currency.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 01:53 PM (4WhSY)

184 Stray voltage: Jake Tapper needs to charge his iPad.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 01:53 PM (2lndx)

185 And, just because we haven't heard from Monty recently:

DJIA = -385.90

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 01, 2015 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

186 >>>VIA: I need you to chose between Federal charges for yourself, and the
option of writing a formal statement under oath, naming the individual
who directed you not to provide this training.
.
.
.
,Been there and done that. Heck, I still have a few copies of assorted "memorandum for the record" that I did. Never be the highest ranking man with a secret was one of the things I was taught when I made Chief. That served me well.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2015 01:54 PM (iONHu)

187 If it happens, I think the Clintonian infrastructure that was talked about in the ONT starts to crumble as well.

Which leaves nothing but the pure commies running the DNC.

Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:55 PM (ZbV+0)

188 She's a treasonous, traitorous, scum-sucking criminal.


Posted by: Tex Lovera


And those are her good traits. God, will no one rid us of this woman??

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 01:55 PM (oiNtH)

189 "Never be the highest ranking man with a secret was one of the things I was taught when I made Chief. That served me well."

You and me both, Brother.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 01:55 PM (VPLuQ)

190 Still shocking?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)


Actually, yes, because I am a naive fool.

I presumed, idiotically, that Hillary! would take her responsibilities seriously.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

191 Thanks for the earworm, especially that plucky twang-twang guitar riff at the bridge. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 01:56 PM (Bvf82)

192 Does the Empress need another Hateshake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (zSvKA)

193 I presumed, idiotically, that Hillary! would take her responsibilities seriously.




It would have been the first time...

Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (hUdMz)

194 Oh, I kno some people who would have pulled the lever for Hillary, but given everything that's happened their new hope for a shiny new tomorrow is.......Lizzie,
the Indian Princess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (OSs/l)

195 Hot Rod Clinton. Nice one, zombie!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (JO9+V)

196 >>Hugh Hewitt Hardest Hurt.

Allahpundit. He lives to troll Hot Air with Romney. He'll still be doing it years from now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (OGm46)

197 "I presumed, idiotically, that Hillary! would take her responsibilities seriously."


Was there something in her past life, and performance that would have led you to this presumption?

Two minutes on the trampoline, please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 01:58 PM (VPLuQ)

198 Scotsman, one of the first things I do on a new system is ask IT to create a read only email account, ForTheRecord@...

Memo's get written and posted to it - timestamped and archived. Plus, a hardcopy and every so often I print the whole thing.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 01:58 PM (ztOda)

199 "Can you give me times for two TV shows: Parks and Recreation and The Good Wife?"



Geebus you helpless woman.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 01, 2015 01:58 PM (fWAjv)

200 The Secretary of State thought that classification and security was a joke.



But Secret Service protection for her is totes serious.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 01:58 PM (oKE6c)

201 *Seinfeld music*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 01:59 PM (4ErVI)

202 I presumed, idiotically, that Hillary! would take her responsibilities seriously.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 01:56 PM (mf5HN)


One hearkens back to the Debate of the Seven Dwarves in 2008 when Hillary looked like the only grownup in the room.

Yeah, I feel like a sucker.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 01:59 PM (JtwS4)

203 Nothing will happen to Hildebeast. She won't be fined. She won't see a day in jail. She'll stick with the campaign (because she has to) and might well become the dem nominee.

After all. Even after four years of despicable actions and words, Dear Leader was re-elected. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 01:59 PM (P25Hh)

204 Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (jBuUi)

*claps wildly, climbs up on seat, pulls out lighter, shouts "Yeah! Freebird!" gets escorted out by security*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (hLRSq)

205 Still shocking?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)


Actually, yes, because I am a naive fool.


I presumed, idiotically, that Hillary! would take her responsibilities seriously.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 01:56 PM


Wow. I must be way more misanthropic and cynical than I thought....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (KrAjA)

206 194 Oh, I kno some people who would have pulled the lever for Hillary, but given everything that's happened their new hope for a shiny new tomorrow is.......Lizzie,
the Indian Princess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (OSs/l)

A vagina without the Clinton taint...so to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

207 "Never be the highest ranking man with a secret was one of the things I was taught when I made Chief. That served me well."

Wish someone had given me that kind of advice.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (4WhSY)

208
Fox Radio reporting the police officer in Chicago has deceased.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (OiFtZ)

209 Does the Empress need another Hateshake?

She just had a chicken cordon bleu sandwich from Arby's, so choose the flavor accordingly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (JtwS4)

210 , Dear Leader was re-elected. Just sayin'.

Said "Dear Leader" might be the one driving the bus over her fat ass.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (ztOda)

211 Are we doing random bannings now?


Is TSA in charge of the banhammer?

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (3ZtZW)

212 How unethical and corrupt is Hillary Clinton?

She was removed from the Watergate investigation for being unethical and corrupt.

Think about that.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2015 02:00 PM (eDW1j)

213 What's the big fuss? Sid Blumenthal's heart is in the right spot. He means well. He cares.

///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 02:01 PM (9mTYi)

214 MUMR alert!!


Where's the script killer?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:01 PM (VPLuQ)

215 Two minutes on the trampoline, please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pictures, please! Time lapse!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:01 PM (/Ho8c)

216 But.... the more I ponder it.... it makes sense WHY she was so keen to blame the video. Ambassador Stephens died because of unsecured shit floating around the State Department.

She wasnt trying to hide embarrassment for the Administration, she is trying to hide culpability for herself.

hmmmm

Posted by: fixerupper

Bingo. At a time with a paper trail where Stevens was sending urgent cables for increased security that were ignored or refused, and at a time when other countries were bugging out of Benghazi due to the dire security intel which HRC ignored/refused, the shit hit the fan resulting in the deaths of 3 men. Loose security intel was available for the taking by unfriendlies and they used it on 9/11 to kill and make international news.

Hillary and her "team" allowed this to happen perhaps not out of any malicious intent, just pure elitist ego that rules are only for little people and they could operate any way that they wanted.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (oiNtH)

217 This one is interesting. 'Judith' calls State Dept helpdesk to report problems with Hillary's email address.


http://tinyurl.com/od4embp

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (fWAjv)

218 Allahpundit. He lives to troll Hot Air with Romney. He'll still be doing it years from now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2015 01:57 PM (OGm46)


He'll just use Jeb or whomever will get the Hot Air commenters frothing at the mouth like a pack of rabid Yorkies.

It's a gift he has.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

219 I think she could even publicly admit it and say "yeah, what're you gonna do about it?" and still face no consequences. Unreal.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (E5UB0)

220 "Shrillery, she's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous perverted worm! Hangin's too good for her! Burnin's too good for her! She should be torn into itsy-bitsy pieces, and buried alive!"

Okay, now that I've got that out of my system...

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (iIzG7)

221 Whoa....that was fast!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (VPLuQ)

222
"Charlie Gasparino reporting on Fox Business that there is 'no chance' Romney runs this year.

Hugh Hewitt Hardest Hurt."


Followed closely by Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

223
Having handled a fair share of classified material, I can only say that we were highly disciplined in that handling. Even the destruction of such documents was a closely controlled and monitored process.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (9mTYi)

224
2, 4, 6, 8
What would we appreciate??
Free Willow Free Willow
Free Willow Now!!!






Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

225 and still face no consequences. Unreal.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


The power of the vagina knows few bounds.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:03 PM (/Ho8c)

226 It's almost time for Parks and Recreation. Can someone get up and change the channel?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:03 PM (E5UB0)

227 Geebus you helpless woman.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
----------------------
The "skim milk & tea cups" one was my favorite.
This is what passes for Top Men these day - we are truly boned.

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (lDfK8)

228 Sound and fury signifying nothing. Hillary will slither away.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (l9UEg)

229 225 and still face no consequences. Unreal.

When You own the media.....

Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (hUdMz)

230 Free Willow, now.

Posted by: Free Willow Liberation Front at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (VPLuQ)

231 Why hasn't she been indicted yet? There is undeniable evidence here of multiple federal crimes, and yet Hillary is still walking around free as a bird (to paraphrase one of of Obama's criminal buddies).

This stinks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (a31sM)

232 Okay past 200.

For those who have not purchased my book. Can you please do so? Thank you.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (zSvKA)

233 Mrs. Wiener, is it so hard to type you instead of u and are instead of R when sending presumably official email?

Goodness, these people are so unprofessional. It's not that all email correspondence I've gotten during my career has been great, but I don't recall anyone ever writing email as if s/he was a teenager sending text.

Aside from the flagrant felonious illegality of the whole setup.

Is it too much to hope that Hillary becomes the first former US first lady to go to prison? That's shattering a glass ceiling right thur.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (Mt8T4)

234 94 Oh, I know some people who would have pulled the lever for Hillary



You know Albert Pierrepoint?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (oKE6c)

235 If she claims the server was destroyed properly -- who were witnesses that countersigned on the destruction process?

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (ztOda)

236 Hillary has become the teflon Donna

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (VPLuQ)

237 Free Willow, now.

Posted by: Free Willow Liberation Front at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (VPLuQ)


*With the purchase of a Willow of equal size at retail price.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

238 Is it just me or the fact that she had work e-mails routed, intentionally, to her private server and private e-mail address is a damnable offense as is. At my company I would be fired for this. Simply for legal reasons are official correspondence needs to be maintained.

Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (dEwvU)

239
Willowed Posts Matter.

Or do they??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

240 The fact that Obama forbade Sid Vicious from from being anywhere near his government makes my respect for TFG to go up a little.

But just a little.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 01, 2015 02:05 PM (QH7jp)

241 Which leaves nothing but the pure commies running the DNC.
Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:55 PM (ZbV+0)

You suppose that's who's been workign hard behind the scenes to engineer Hillary's downfall? The hard-left, Neo-Marxist crowd? The President himself? It would make sense from an ideological perspective.

After all, if Hillary goes thenthe only remaining centrist to fill the gap would be Joe Biden. Bernie Sanders is an avowed socialist and Martin O'Malley is a cypher, which leaves Elizabeth Warren, who smells death in the air and is no doubt even now circling overhead like her Native American Spirit Animal Guide,the vulture.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (Bvf82)

242 Fox Radio reporting the police officer in Chicago has deceased.
Posted by: Doctor Fish
------------------

Prognosis for shooter(s): No warning shots will be fired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (9mTYi)

243 228 Sound and fury signifying nothing. Hillary will slither away.
Posted by: Gene Kelly at September 01, 2015 02:04 PM (l9UEg)




Turn the light on. That will make her scuttle for the nearest baseboard.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (oKE6c)

244 No willow, no peace!

No willow, no peace!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (/Ho8c)

245 Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (jBuUi)

*sniff*

That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (LUgeY)

246
Prognosis for shooter(s): No warning shots will be fired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

As it should be.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (OiFtZ)

247 Methos,

thanks, I put almost all of them under the fold.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)

248 The fact that Obama forbade Sid Vicious from from being anywhere near his government makes my respect for TFG to go up a little.


Barry has his own crooks to feed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (evdj2)

249 Prognosis for shooter(s): No warning shots will be fired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (9mTYi)


Sure they will. Just not fired first, that's all.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (oKE6c)

250 I'm in a town that is 73% Donkey....

they understand what HILLARY! did and either don't care or wanted Barney Sanders anyway....

I'm gonna get a copy of Blast from the Past...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (BXOyX)

251 #HandsUpDon'tBan

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (VPLuQ)

252 >>> I know some people who would have pulled the lever for Hillary


You're talking about that gallows trapdoor thinger?

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (3ZtZW)

253 *With the purchase of a Willow of equal size at retail price.

Posted by: Mikey NTH


*ponders the benefits of having my very own personal willow*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (/Ho8c)

254 If she claims the server was destroyed properly -- who were witnesses that countersigned on the destruction process?
Posted by: Jean
---------------

All of this crap needs names and faces attached to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (9mTYi)

255 Hummer's in charge, apparently. She reminds me of the "intern" Kramer hired for his LLC: Kramerica. Totally love her comment of giving Hilz credit for the "peaceful protest" cluster of lies! bwahaha

I would imagine the vodka is flowing freely with the xanax today at the Cankle Compound of Doom. Wait for it: once she drops out there will be hail to pay for OJugEars. Suddenly! Leaked docs of all sorts of shady and disgusting tidbits. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:07 PM (mOmt+)

256 Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (UzPAd)

257 *ponders the benefits of having my very own personal willow*
Posted by: Moderate Salami
---------------------

More free time, as you won't be posting here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (9mTYi)

258 179 Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:52 PM (jBuUi)

Needs "Whore Island" worked into it Zombie otherwise perfect.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (BXOyX)

259 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (kff5f)

260 Hugh Hewitt Hardest Hurt.

Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow)


Not hard enough.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (ujux6)

261 The power of the vagina knows few bounds.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:03 PM (/Ho8c)

If thats what it is, I'm not sure I want to deal with others.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (9mTYi)

262 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (kff5f)

263 There is no profit in dwelling on past Willows.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (xWW96)

264 256 Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.
Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (UzPAd)

You mean that's bad?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

265 Hillary! Clinton is *also* a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

For the record.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (kff5f)

266 Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.

I said I was sorry.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (4WhSY)

267 I think she could even publicly admit it and say "yeah, what're you gonna do about it?" and still face no consequences. Unreal.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 02:02 PM (E5UB0)
_______________-

Sadly, it's all too real. This is the reality of America today: there is one set of laws for the people, which the "elites" get to ignore. There is also one set of laws for citizens, which illegal aliens get to ignore (and if you don't believe that, try not filing or paying any income taxes for a few decades, and see how willing the IRS is to look the other way for you, as they routinely do for illegal aliens).

The tree of liberty is in desperate need of nourishment.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (a31sM)

268
I sawz what happened. Willow had her hands up.... trying to surrender. Then that coblog pulled out his hammer and BAN BAN BAN BAN ..... banned her from behind like thirty times.

She was a good ette... gettin her life together... tryin to get along.

**sniff**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

269 Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.

Was I not supposed to do that? Because, I gotta tell ya, had anyone told me not to do that, I wouldn't have done that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (kff5f)

270 *ponders the benefits of having my very own personal willow*
Posted by: Moderate Salami

You can leave your Willow to comment on the dead threads for you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

271 But.... the more I ponder it.... it makes sense WHY she was so keen to
blame the video. Ambassador Stephens died because of unsecured shit
floating around the State Department.



She wasnt trying to hide embarrassment for the Administration, she is trying to hide culpability for herself.



hmmmm



Posted by: fixerupper



Excellent point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (oKE6c)

272 Ok...just saw in comments that ANOTHER police officer has died? I was happily and finally gardening and ignoring life.

This is bs. I say the police should take no prisoners at this point...and it started in NYC with the killing of those two policemen months ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (mOmt+)

273 Oh, I kno some people who would have pulled the lever for Hillary,



I would have. Oh, wait. Wrong lever.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (O+0DS)

274 >>The fact that Obama forbade Sid Vicious from from being anywhere near his government makes my respect for TFG to go up a little.


Eh, my money's on Valerie making that call. Seems a bit to "in the weeds" for Obama to be deciding that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (NOIQH)

275 >>>Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.

dude, it's not like that at all. Buy a clue, allright?

Posted by: Guy With His Dick in the Deviled Eggs at September 01, 2015 02:11 PM (dciA+)

276 256 Yikes! This is kind of like rubbing your genitalia on the hors d'oeuvres and putting them back on the serving tray.
Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 02:08 PM (UzPAd)




Them being the hors d'oeuvres or your genitalia?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:11 PM (oKE6c)

277
......banned her from behind

Posted by: fixerupper

If this was an anal banning of our Willow, it will be hell to pay!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 01, 2015 02:11 PM (OiFtZ)

278 "the YOLO protocol"

*snort*

Huma: Evergreen, I got Ali K on line four. He says he wants to nuke Israel again.

HRC: What does State protocol say?

Huma: YOLO.

HRC: Tell him sure, but copy Sid on his public statement. And tell him not to fucking release it until I'm back from Marble Slab Creamery.

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 02:11 PM (7T2Ep)

279 253 *With the purchase of a Willow of equal size at retail price.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

*ponders the benefits of having my very own personal willow*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September


But wait........order one now for regular price and get the 2nd for no cost. Just low postage & Handling charges

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (9mTYi)

280 Does anyone here believe that the FBI will come out and say "We've thoroughly looked at this and we can find no wrong doing"? The LIVs will buy it but no one with any common sense.

Will the FBI take one for the 'team' if ordered to by higher ups?

I truly don't thinks so but maybe I am being naïve. I just don't see them going this far into an investigation without a pretty good idea of what the criminal charges will be and who the criminals are.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

281 I would pull the lever for Hillary. If it was part of a gallows that is.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)

282 is willow banned?

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (dciA+)

283 Did you read Sid and Hillarys emails on John Boehner. They are hilarious. Blumenthal said Boehners an "alchoholic and despised by the younger members of the conference. Also that he was a lazy louche and had no principles. He was someone that is dubious and disreputable".

Even the Democrats knew Boehner was a loser. He also said similar things about McConnell.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (NYHqF)

284 Eh, my money's on Valerie making that call. Seems a bit to "in the weeds" for Obama to be deciding that.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 02:10 PM (NOIQH)

IIRC, obama blamed Blumenthol for some of the nastier attack ads on Obama (including, allegedly, starting the insinuation that Obama was born in Kenya) during the '08 primary.

Whether it was Blumenthol or not, I don't know -- but Obama thought so enough that he forbade Hillary from putting him on the State Department payroll.

Could have been ValJar who did all of this, I don't know. It's all second hand rumors.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (AkOaV)

285 3 cops shot in chicago

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (2oWD2)

286 But, but Chuck Todd said there is nothing illegal there, so....

Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (hUdMz)

287 >>She was a good ette... gettin her life together... tryin to get along.

**sniff**

Heh, no, willow is no "dindo nuffin" rapper wannabe but really a delinquent thug.

Free willow!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

288 Which leaves nothing but the pure commies running the DNC. Posted by: Methos believes in free will(ow) at September 01, 2015 01:55 PM (ZbV+0)

You suppose that's who's been workign hard behind the scenes to engineer Hillary's downfall? The hard-left, Neo-Marxist crowd? The President himself? It would make sense from an ideological perspective. After all, if Hillary goes thenthe only remaining centrist to fill the gap would be Joe Biden. Bernie Sanders is an avowed socialist and Martin O'Malley is a cypher, which leaves Elizabeth Warren, who smells death in the air and is no doubt even now circling overhead like her Native American Spirit Animal Guide,the vulture.
Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 02:06 PM (Bvf82)


--------------------------------------


The Hildebeast is just as hard left/marxist as any of the other accolytes of the present WH regime.She's just as bad (or worse) than Baraka.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (P25Hh)

289 I say the police should take no prisoners at this point...and it started in NYC with the killing of those two policemen months ago.

*Some* police officers deciding exactly that is part of what is fueling this problem.

What needs to happen is that police need to be thrown in jail (general population) whenever they cross the line, and those who incite riots (Ferguson, anyone?) need to be thrown in jail, too.

But -not to go all Admiral Painter, here- this is going to get out of control and we really *will* be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

290 282 Posted by: ace at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (dciA+)

Is Buzzion not risen?

Well no, probably not...

Rest in peace Buzzion...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (BXOyX)

291 BTW: The second e-mail on top. It says it is forwarded from Joe Wilson. Would that be the Joe Wilson of the mint tea, yellow cake, and Valerie Plame saga?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (hLRSq)

292 Will the FBI take one for the 'team' if ordered to by higher ups?


Absolutely and without a doubt.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (evdj2)

293 Ace, it seems willow's comments are vanishing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (zSvKA)

294 She was a good ette... gettin her life together... tryin to get along.

We still plan to release the rap album she had just recorded, "Straight Outta Last Thread".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (JtwS4)

295 Sid Blumenthal's son Max Blumenthal was majority media whip on the "Maidan-Kievian protesters are OUN-Bandera white power fascists" narrative that BBC and NPR picked up and ran for several months.

Max dropped phony pic's and video's of Maidan protesters flying Celtic Cross flags and spray-painting Waffen SS lightning bolts on toppled Lenin statutes at alternet


There's a major connect between Max Blumenthal and Stephen F. Cohen (married to the The Nation publisher Katrina van USSR) but I'm not exactly sure what it is beyond the usual leftist-progressive pro=Putanist faction of the American left.

Posted by: 13times at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (WHVu+)

296 Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

...and she had such a promising rap career ahead of her, too.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (AkOaV)

297 Wait. What happened to willow?

I ask that realizing I'll get 100 smart-ass remarks, but I'm hoping at least one of the early responses will be a semi-coherent summation of the truth.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)

298 >>IIRC, obama blamed Blumenthol for some of the nastier attack ads on Obama (including, allegedly, starting the insinuation that Obama was born in Kenya) during the '08 primary

Oooh, totally forgot about that! Yeah, Obama is petty enough to veto Blumenthal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)

299 It is unclear if Willow is banned. There does seem to be a consensus, much like global warming.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (xWW96)

300 285 3 cops shot in chicago
Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (2oWD2)

Is that separate from the cop shot out in the suburbs (Fox Lake or something)?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

301 282 Her comments vaporize after she posts. I didn't get her IP and haven't seen a post in a while.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 02:14 PM (DsveK)

302 Is that separate from the cop shot out in the suburbs (Fox Lake or something)?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You

same

Posted by: Dang at September 01, 2015 02:15 PM (2oWD2)

303 I ask that realizing I'll get 100 smart-ass remarks, but I'm hoping at least one of the early responses will be a semi-coherent summation of the truth.

-----

Dude.... seriously??? Look around here.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

304 Daily Caller made the connect between Max/Sid/Hilary but I didn't see them connect Victoria Nuland-Maidan-Hilary-Blumenthal.

Posted by: 13times at September 01, 2015 02:15 PM (WHVu+)

305 Does anyone here believe that the FBI will come out and say "We've thoroughly looked at this and we can find no wrong doing"?

Which would get shredded by every halfway honest lawyer just looking at publicly available information while getting shoved in the memory hole by the media.

Methinks it's time to start protesting the hell out of the media.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:15 PM (9krrF)

306 Dude.... seriously??? Look around here.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:15 PM (8XRCm)


Leave me my dreams.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:16 PM (kff5f)

307 Someone banned Willow?

Really?

C'mon peeps in charge. I know about the new civility and all that, but this is loose shit if it's true.

Willow? Really?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 02:16 PM (4ErVI)

308 Willow got banned? I guess Ace finally learned of her killing Buzzion...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 01, 2015 02:16 PM (eEBON)

309 IIRC, obama blamed Blumenthol for some of the nastier attack ads on Obama (including, allegedly, starting the insinuation that Obama was born in Kenya) during the '08 primary.
_____________________

The person responsible for the rumor that Obama had been born in Kenya was the same person who had written a brief bio of Obama for his book publisher's authors' catalog and left the bio un-changed for 20 years, claiming that Obama had been born in Kenya: Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (a31sM)

310 No Willow, No peas!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (4WhSY)

311 But.... the more I ponder it.... it makes sense WHY she was so keen to

blame the video. Ambassador Stephens died because of unsecured shit

floating around the State Department.





She wasnt trying to hide embarrassment for the Administration, she is trying to hide culpability for herself.





hmmmm





Posted by: fixerupper


So, not only had she authorized shady dealings by the Ambassador's mission itself, her incompetence actually led to compromise and death? Wow, that's big.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (/Ho8c)

312 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

RE: police situation...

I'm torn. Because as a libertarianish person, I've been railing on the police "take no prisoners" mentality that has become prevalent starting (I think) in the '90s with the tough on crime stuff. Totally on board with Radley Balko and his books / articles.

That being said, the #blacklivesmatter people piss me off to no end.
a) this shit is not about race, cops are just as big of dicks to white people too
and
b) Michael Brown? Really? The dude robbed a convenience store then tried to attack an armed cop... twice. Anyone, cop or civilian, would have been 100% justified in shooting him. I'm sick of hearing about this "hands up don't shoot" bullshit. It DIDNT HAPPEN.

...anyways... not sure there is an easy solution.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (AkOaV)

313 Besides, without Willow around how will I know to check for a new post?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (4ErVI)

314 I guess Ace finally learned of her killing Buzzion...

He had it coming.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (evdj2)

315 Willow personally attacked me by refusing to click on my thinly disguised spider links.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (xWW96)

316 Does anyone here believe that the FBI will come out and say "We've thoroughly looked at this and we can find no wrong doing"?

That's exactly what I believe will happen. Only it won't be "we can find no wrong doing," but, "Well, the laws, regulations, and policies on this are quite complex, so while the Secretary may have been in technical violation of the law, it was an honest mistake which could have happened to anyone..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (kff5f)

317 "One hearkens back to the Debate of the Seven Dwarves in 2008 when Hillary looked like the only grownup in the room."

In the kingdom of the tweens, the 14-year-old crone is king.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (2lndx)

318 We still plan to release the rap album she had just recorded, "Straight Outta Last Thread".

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Heh. Poor little willow dindunuffin.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (/Ho8c)

319 Did you read Sid and Hillarys emails on John Boehner. They are hilarious. Blumenthal said Boehners an "alchoholic and despised by the younger members of the conference. Also that he was a lazy louche and had no principles. He was someone that is dubious and disreputable".

Even the Democrats knew Boehner was a loser. He also said similar things about McConnell.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2015 02:12 PM (NYHqF)




I think you misunderstood. Those were laudatory comments about Boehner, and the Democrats are thinking about trying to get to switch parties because he's a natural fit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (oKE6c)

320 Willow? Seriously? I know posting on old threads can trigger the Fully Automatic Banhammer With The Thing That Goes Up, but that's loose shit, Seriously You Guys.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (9krrF)

321 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2015 02:17 PM (a31sM)

Well, yeah, be that as it may -- Obama felt Blumenthol was Hillarys dickish attack dog in '08, which is the origin of the animus between them.

At least according to the rumors.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (AkOaV)

322 Unreal:

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/military/article32969865.html

"A Green Beret and his allies say the fact that he “stood up to a child rapist” while serving in Afghanistan with an elite Joint Base Lewis-McChord unit shouldn’t be grounds for kicking him out of the Army.

Sgt. 1st Class Charles Martland says he beat up an Afghan police commander he was supposed to be mentoring because he was fed up with the commander’s “brutal” sexual abuse of a village boy.

Now Martland’s case is being championed by a California congressman and several veteran Green Berets who contend he shouldn’t be punished further.
...


In 2011, Martland was nearing the end of his yearlong deployment in northern Afghanistan’s Kunduz province when he and an officer became outraged with the behavior of some local leaders they were responsible for developing as police commanders.

Martland and his detachment commander, Capt. Daniel Quinn, lost their tempers when one leader near their base kidnapped a boy for more than a week, chained him to a bed, raped the child and then assaulted the boy’s mother, Quinn said.

The mother appealed to the Green Berets to help her son. Quinn said the soldiers brought the Afghan commander to their base and confronted him.

Quinn told The News Tribune that the Afghan admitted he had raped the boy. He angered the American soldiers by showing disregard for their concerns.

“He started laughing when we talked about what a big deal this was,” Quinn said.

Martland and Quinn proceeded to assault the Afghan. Accounts vary on how badly they hurt him.

Johnson told The News Tribune he was convinced based on discussions with the Green Berets and Afghan leaders that the beating took the Afghan commander “within an inch of his life.”

But Quinn said that he and Martland shoved the Afghan to the ground several times. They told the Afghan commander to leave their compound, and Quinn said he was able to run away from the soldiers on his own."

etc.

In Obama's military, we must respect Muslim rapists!

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (jBuUi)

323 And what is the media reporting about this release?

Gefilte fish.

Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (LzzEz)

324 Stray somewhat trivial thought:

Wonder if the referenced teacups were looted from the WH when the Clintons left? They must have been really important teacups.

There was a lot of chatter about how much loot they walked off with when they left.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (MIKMs)

325 banned her from behind like thirty times.



Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:09 PM


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (KrAjA)

326 12 People like her don't have BFFs. They don't even have friends. Just minions. Just as soon as Houma outlives her usefulness, she'll be kicked to the curb and replaced.
Hell, I think ol' Billy Jeff loathes her. They both know too much about each others lives of crime to officially split up, but...

Posted by: antisocialist at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (eGr8Z)

327 So,

Our twice elected President had allowed his Secretary of State to flagrantly violate the law by maintaining a private email account/server for official business, and cavalierly treating classified material. The private server was necessary to facilitate a wholesale influence peddling operations, that at a minimum allowed the perception to be created that influence could be purchased, laundering those significant proceeds through a tax-exempt charity (because taxes are for the little people).

The private server also facilitated Sid & Tyler's private intel operation, feeding them official and classified materials.

Despite this, she is not just walking around freely, she is leading in the polls to become our next President.

And, people wonder why I buy so many guns.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (ztOda)

328 Willow is gone?

Who is going to summon a new thread?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (ZQfW9)

329 I am pretty sure that is what happened to me a couple of summers ago...I posted on a very old thread.

Free Willow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (mOmt+)

330 The Truth about Willow:

Nobody really knows. Claims were made that she appeared to be banned, and I've just (shamefully) jumped on the bandwagon, hyping the hysteria. Because, it's willow, man. Willow.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (/Ho8c)

331 Wait, willow got banned? Say it ain't so! Willow is magic!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (4df7R)

332 Good lord, Fox Lake is semi-rural horse barn and pontoon-boat-lake country. A good hour's x-way drive from Chicago.

Things ARE officially out of hand.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (DLu2s)

333 Please don't destroy Hillary, I was looking forward to spending some time at those Fun Camps Hillary is promoting. Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.

Posted by: Colin at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (eoM8x)

334 Bill and Hillary can't split-up; they need the mutual marital privilege

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (ztOda)

335 Willow? Seriously? I know posting on old threads can trigger the Fully Automatic Banhammer With The Thing That Goes Up, but that's loose shit, Seriously You Guys.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (9krrF)

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Well ..... the odds that she moved in with MUMR are One billion, threehundred seventyfive million, two hunded thirty eight thousand..... to one.

But.... it's **possible**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

336 Does anyone here believe that the FBI will come out and say "We've thoroughly looked at this and we can find no wrong doing"?

No. Somehow, a whistleblower will need to be prosecuted. They'll search as hard as they can to find one.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:21 PM (2lndx)

337
#willowmatters

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:21 PM (9mTYi)

338
Willow got banned? I guess Ace finally learned of her killing Buzzion...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 01, 2015 02:16 PM (eEBON)
____________________________

Yeah, I got an e-mail about that....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:21 PM (HSmrB)

339 What, at this point, can they NOT get away with ?

Let's say they get caught, in these emails, with a chain of messages showing a clear manipulation of the 2012 vote counts, or a blatant attempt to use Fast and Furious generated mass casualty event as a pretext for gun banning, or a direct order from State to let the Benghazi Embassy burn rather than expose a CIA arms operation in the Middle East.

So what ? Does Clinton go to jail ? Does Obama resign ? Who makes them ? Who can and will project that power ?

This sucks - but I think our only hope is that Obama and the Clintons are at war. Because I see no one else with the power AND will to dispatch either. Not the courts, not the military, and surely not the GOP.

Posted by: Irony at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (3FBAK)

340 She was a good ette... gettin her life together... tryin to get along.

We still plan to release the rap album she had just recorded, "Straight Outta Last Thread".



Now from K-Tel Records!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (O+0DS)

341 AnnaP:

I don't speak kindle. Do you have a dead tree version of your books?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (/Ho8c)

342 In Obama's military, we must respect Muslim rapists!

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (jBuUi)


If Obama had had a father ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (oKE6c)

343 Who is going to summon a new thread?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2015 02:19 PM (ZQfW9)

----

We're stuck on this one. Just like the in Stepehn Kings "the Langoliers".

Time will eat us alive.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

344 Nah, Klouchbar

Sounds like a bad German candy bar.
I prefer my Klouchbars mit nusse.

Posted by: wooga at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (z9oRh)

345 Obama, Hikes Melting Glacier, Presses World on Climate

- VOA

I can't wait to see pictures of his hiking attire.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (JtwS4)

346 I just love Huma's scare quotes on "peaceful" in that email about crediting Hillary with the "peaceful" protests.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (4df7R)

347 Do Not Taunt Happy Banned Willow.

Posted by: Garrett at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (wH2zY)

348 Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (jBuUi)

VICE has a documentary about US soldiers training Afghan police (I think Afghan police, it's been a while since I saw it.)

Essentially, one of the US soldiers said (very honestly), "you know its really hard to work with child molesters day in and day out. They know to hide the boys from us Americans now, but as soon as we leave they take them back out and pass them back around. It's disgusting, but command told us we have to respect their culture."

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)

349 Sooo, Batman?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (ujux6)

350 How many people died in the peaceful protest?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 02:24 PM (DsveK)

351 346 I just love Huma's scare quotes on "peaceful" in that email about crediting Hillary with the "peaceful" protests.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (4df7R)

ThunderB thought Huma was making a joke, but I'm not entirely sure.

Maybe an inside joke... or maybe something more nefarious. It doesnt read "joke-like" to me. but who knows?

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:24 PM (AkOaV)

352 Willow may have been unlucky enough to be re-assigned a banned IP address by her ISP.

Or, BOOOOOSH!!!11!1

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 01, 2015 02:24 PM (EHU9F)

353 "Michael Brown? Really? The dude robbed a convenience store then tried to
attack an armed cop... twice. Anyone, cop or civilian, would have been
100% justified in shooting him. I'm sick of hearing about this 'hands up
don't shoot' bullshit. It DIDNT HAPPEN."

And let's recall the other lines of guff which the Black Grievance Industry spewed regarding Brown:

-- That he had been shot in the back, a claim which continues to be repeated to this day despite no fewer than THREE separate autopsies, two of which were conducted by parties favorable to the Brown famil's case, NONE of which found evidence of bullet entries from behind,

-- That Brown "lay dying for hours" in the street (claim courtesy of Al Sharpton's outfit) as the racist cops denied him lifesaving medical attention, another claim completely refuted by all three of the autopsies, which indicated that Brown was in the immediate process of dying as he hit the pavement, if not already dead in the moment.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 02:24 PM (noWW6)

354 Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?



Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (0FSuD)

355 This sucks - but I think our only hope is that Obama
and the Clintons are at war. Because I see no one else with the power
AND will to dispatch either. Not the courts, not the military, and
surely not the GOP.

Posted by: Irony at September 01, 2015 02:22 PM (3FBAK)


Just finished Spam Nation, by Brian Krebs, about the spam tsunami generated primarily by two Russian hairballs. The only thing that brought them down: they went to war with each other, each doing his best to hamstring the other's spamming business and to rat him out to the authorities.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (oKE6c)

356 VICE has a documentary about US soldiers training Afghan police (I think Afghan police, it's been a while since I saw it.)

Essentially, one of the US soldiers said (very honestly), "you know its really hard to work with child molesters day in and day out. They know to hide the boys from us Americans now, but as soon as we leave they take them back out and pass them back around. It's disgusting, but command told us we have to respect their culture."
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)

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Wast there something the other day about a Ranger getting railroaded out of the service for confronting a child rapist that was an Afghan police officer??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

357 348 Get off your high horse,remember the Crusades?

Barack

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (sPO3u)

358 >>Obama, Hikes Melting Glacier, Presses World on Climate



Come closerrrrrrrrrrr, my precioussssssssss!
Just a few step closerrrrrrrrrrr!! Yessssss!!

Posted by: Glacial Crevasse at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (NOIQH)

359 Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (0FSuD)

Oh, shit.

Oops.

Well, it's not like he'll know the difference anyways.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (AkOaV)

360 >>> Obama, Hikes Melting Glacier, Presses World on Climate

Don't think that comma should be there. Unless the glaciers are melting 'cause he's so fiiiiiine he sssssssizzles them by being in their mere presence!

So yeah, no.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (hvf9s)

361 In Obama's military, we must respect Muslim rapists!
Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:18 PM (jBuUi)

My son saw a great deal of that kind of barbarity while he was in Afghanistan. He couldn't get over what happened to so many of the little kids. He said hewanted to save them all, make them safe, hurt those hurting them. Broke his heart. Broke mine when I saw how much it affected him.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (Bvf82)

362 #FreeWillow!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (O+0DS)

363 Moderate Salami, working on the book cover for dead tree version. But you can install from Amazon a Kindle viewer on your PC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (zSvKA)

364 Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason -- the AOL chat server seems to be down. Any confirmation of this? Or is something wrong at my end?

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (jBuUi)

365 Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?



Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:25 PM (0FSuD)

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We dropped him straight down. A little splash.... no wake. Body sank like a brick.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

366 Good lord, Fox Lake is semi-rural horse barn and pontoon-boat-lake country. A good hour's x-way drive from Chicago. Things ARE officially out of hand.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 01, 2015 02:20 PM (DLu2s)


---------------------------------


Just a thought. If it's that rural, then I'm thinking this has nothing to do with BLM but the cop stumbled onto a pot farm or meth lab. Same results.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (P25Hh)

367 Essentially, one of the US soldiers said (very
honestly), "you know its really hard to work with child molesters day in
and day out. They know to hide the boys from us Americans now, but as
soon as we leave they take them back out and pass them back around. It's
disgusting, but command told us we have to respect their culture."

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)


Because all cultures are equally good and valid (even if they never quite got around to inventing toilet paper), except ours, which of course sucks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:27 PM (oKE6c)

368 >>Obama, Hikes Melting Glacier, Presses World on Climate
-------------

I want him to hike ANWR. Shouldn't take more than a year or two.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 01, 2015 02:27 PM (9mTYi)

369 I can't really see anything that Hillary's done to bring Obama down unless it's behind the scenes and if she had anything significant, wouldn't she have used it in 2008?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 02:27 PM (OSs/l)

370 Posted by: torquewrench at September 01, 2015 02:24 PM (noWW6)

Right, it was all complete bullshit.

And yet, the LIVs and most sadly, many black americans think that the story was basically a white cop having a bad day decided to shoot a gentle giant and the racist judicial system let him off.

Even though NONE of the details were true. None.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:27 PM (AkOaV)

371 @289...I always think of the police in NOLA during Mardi Gras and the CRAP they have to endure daily on Bourbon Street. They can't afford to take some of the crap on a daily basis and not just blow a fuse one day. And this administration and the Black Panther mentality just add to it. Sure there are bad cops. There are bad doctors, accountants, cab drivers, etc. But SOME of the dindonuthin shots were because the little youths were pointing a gun at them. Or acting crazy and not cooperating. If a police officer tells me to pull over and get out of my car I am going to do it. Of course I am not a drug pusher, etc.

Starting today they should not bend due to PC pressure. And if their lives are threatened, no matter the color, protect themselves. We don't hear much about the black policemen shooting a youth in self defense, do we?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (mOmt+)

372 I'M BATMAN!

Posted by: Furry thing in Cowl and Cape at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (G5h6S)

373 >>Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?


Yes. Good times.

He didn't want to go on the cart.

Kept saying, 'I'm feeling better.'.

Posted by: Garrett at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (wH2zY)

374 The Cop was investigating 3 suspicious people at 8 AM.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (DsveK)

375 >>Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?
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I think the only one who made it was Willow. No coincidence.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (VndSC)

376
Crap. First Treadwell, and now this asshole.

Posted by: Alaskan bears at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (9mTYi)

377 We dropped him straight down. A little splash.... no wake. Body sank like a brick.

See, if you'd tied a rope to the body bag and cleated it off on the stern he'd have made a nice wake for a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (JtwS4)

378 "They know to hide the boys from us Americans now,
but as soon as we leave they take them back out and pass them back
around."

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)


I think I just figured out why leftists support the Muslims.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (oKE6c)

379 God bless Sgt. 1st Class Martland. Had he and others killed the pedophile I would be as equally glad.

I remember when Col. Alan West, (Ret.) was courts martialed for holding a gun up to a terrorist's head and threatening to blow if off if he didn't reveal where more IED's had been placed. The terrorist revealed the information that West and his men needed but the Army said "Oh no, you can't do that!".

When his court martial trial was at an end, one of the military judges asked West if he had to do it over again, would he? West replied, "Sir, for my men, I would walk through hell with a gas can".

Real men.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

380
I tried friends, but someone farted on my parade!

Posted by: Rick Perry at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (OiFtZ)

381 Because all cultures are equally good and valid (even if they never quite got around to inventing toilet paper), except ours, which of course sucks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:27 PM (oKE6c)

To quoteth Mark Steyn,

"Gen. Sir Charles Napier in India explaining to the locals his position on suttee -- the tradition of burning widows on the funeral pyres of their husbands. General Napier was impeccably multicultural:

'You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows.You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.' "

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (AkOaV)

382 Global Warming will make it easier to drill in the ANWR.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (DsveK)

383 It doesnt read "joke-like" to me. but who knows?

Me neither (as you can tell from my first post in this willowforsaken thread), but on re-reading it I think it has to be a joke/threat. But it could depend on what is below the fold on that memo.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (2lndx)

384 Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?


He was all like, "HEY, LET ME OUTTA THIS COFFIN!!1" and banging on it so loud we could barely order a cocktail from the open bar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (LUgeY)

385 Crap. First Treadwell, and now this asshole.

Posted by: Alaskan bears at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (9mTYi)


No, no, crap is what they end up as. Something you guys generally drop in the woods, I am told.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (oKE6c)

386
#FreeWillow!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (O+0DS)

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I saw that movie, it came on right after parks and recreation,,, Poor whale,,, broke my heart...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (HSmrB)

387 Posted by: Rick Perry at September 01, 2015 02:29 PM (OiFtZ)

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Sorry...... Never heard of you.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

388 Obama presses World on Climate

So that's the uncomfortable feeling on my chest.

Get your backside off me NOW, you idiot!

Posted by: World at September 01, 2015 02:31 PM (OSs/l)

389 He was simply Hillary's henchman and fluffer.

I think he was, officially, Shrillary's "flutterer". And everyone knows that flutterers have automatic security clearances.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2015 02:31 PM (zc3Db)

390 Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason -- the AOL chat server seems to be down. Any confirmation of this? Or is something wrong at my end?

Wow, did a post from 1998 just resurrect itself?

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:31 PM (ztOda)

391 When his court martial trial was at an end, one of the military judges asked West if he had to do it over again, would he? West replied, "Sir, for my men, I would walk through hell with a gas can".


And his men would have followed him with matches.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:31 PM (O+0DS)

392 @369...Fenelon (hi), I think they have the goods on each other. Bill had already gotten in trouble with a few racist remarks. Obummer was protected due to this, as no one wants to be raciss.

Never, ever, forget the red face of total berserk anger when Hil was appointed Sec of State. She was infuriated that they were now stuck in this mess. It was for O's protection vs thinking she was best suited (ha, pantsuited) for the job. Bill was a-glowing on stage with OBammy while she shot daggers with her eyes and was red with fury.

Oh, they both know where the bodies are buried. And once she drops out the Furies will fly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:32 PM (mOmt+)

393 >>Hey, did anyone go to Buzzion's wake?


A wake? Nah, slept through it.

Posted by: Glacial Crevasse at September 01, 2015 02:32 PM (NOIQH)

394 I used AIMChat a long time ago. No idea it was still around.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 02:32 PM (DsveK)

395 But you can install from Amazon a Kindle viewer on your PC.


Posted by: Anna Puma


*stares in amazement at all the newfangled technology*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:32 PM (/Ho8c)

396
I found out today the GOP used me by suggesting I run for president. I was simply a diversion and draw to take votes from others for the purpose of giving them in the end to JEB. I feel ashamed and violated.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (OiFtZ)

397 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (mOmt+)

Well, look, I'm a little bit in to the civil disobedience part -- like recording a cop and questioning his "suggestions" when it comes to getting out of the car or rolling down a window more or whatever it is.

But I'm not going to RUN from the cops. Or aim a gun (or anything resembling a gun) at them. Or even be rude. I'll be polite, and a little dickish.

That's many miles away from people throwing bottles at cops, taunting them, and otherwise doing things that yeah, might get you shot. Whether or not the victim of said actions is a cop or just an armed civilian.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (AkOaV)

398 "Wow, did a post from 1998 just resurrect itself?"

It's willow! Trying to contact us from beyond the grave!

All they have underground is AOL Chat and Kaboom cereal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (2lndx)

399 I can't wait until we get to the "Eyes Only" Top Secret yoga selfies folder.

"Subject: Squid Beak and Lotus Bud "

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (UzPAd)

400 Moderate Salami, better hold tight to your pearls and don't faint away. But there is even a Kindle App for the smart-phones. And on average people read 10 pages a day using that app. Shocking ain't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (zSvKA)

401 Apropos of nothing

The new Macbeth trailer looks awesome.

I loves me some good cinematic Shakespeare

Posted by: Naturalfake at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (KUa85)

402
We dropped him straight down. A little splash.... no wake. Body sank like a brick.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

So where did the money I gave for the booze go?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (0FSuD)

403 >>'You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows.You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.' "



This is true Multiculturism.

Posted by: Garrett at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (wH2zY)

404 I think the only one who made it was Willow. No coincidence.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2015 02:28 PM (VndSC)


I told her to stay back from the trebuchet, but she wouldn't listen. Just like an 'ette.

Because she wasn't in the sling she only made it halfway to Canada, skipping a couple of times on the river before hitting the side of that Algoma freighter.

*KATHOOOMB!* was the sound I heard when she hit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

405 All they have underground is AOL Chat and Kaboom cereal.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (2lndx)

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Quick, Robin.... to the BBS cave.

Posted by: Batman at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

406 390 Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason -- the AOL chat server seems to be down. Any confirmation of this? Or is something wrong at my end?

Wow, did a post from 1998 just resurrect itself?
Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2015 02:31 PM (ztOda)

Nobody comment on AIM questions.

It might get you banned.

Because it must be from an old thread. Nobody in 2015 uses AIM.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (AkOaV)

407 390 Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason -- the AOL chat server seems to be down. Any confirmation of this? Or is something wrong at my end?

Wow, did a post from 1998 just resurrect itself?
Posted by: Jean

_________________________________________________

I've been thinking about going with AOL. Guess I better go by a magazine to get an installation CD.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (eEBON)

408 But there is even a Kindle App for the smart-phones. And on average people read 10 pages a day using that app. Shocking ain't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (zSvKA)


Not really. A page on a smart phone is only about one sentence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (zc3Db)

409 Just a thought. If it's that rural, then I'm thinking this has nothing
to do with BLM but the cop stumbled onto a pot farm or meth lab. Same
results.


No, traffic stop. And the sleepy little town of Zion, not far away, had its gun shop broken into and 60 pieces stolen a couple of months ago by some local din'du'nuffins looking for revenge on the po-lice for some poor innocent gunned down by the law just for shooting at them. IIRC, only some of the guns were recovered after the perps were busted.

Section 8 has worked its wonderful diversity magic on many a small Illinois town, and this stuff is becoming sadly typical.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (DLu2s)

410 So where did the money I gave for the booze go?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (0FSuD)

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What makes you think it didnt go for booze???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

411 Naturalfake - https://youtu.be/ITyt4RvmBFw

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (zSvKA)

412 This is true Multiculturism.
Posted by: Garrett at September 01, 2015 02:34 PM (wH2zY)

It sure is. Two cultures co-existing side by side.

That was one of my favorite quotes from any of Steyn's books though. I think it sums the whole multiculturalism bullshit up perfectly.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (AkOaV)

413 Oh, they both know where the bodies are buried. And once she drops out the Furies will fly.


People keep saying this but I don't believe it. The Clintons are pimps. They got out muscled and outpimped by the Chicago crowd, and they are just going to suck on it because that's what the lesser crooks do. Hillary may kick a kitten or child in private but there isn't going to any Götterdämmerung.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (evdj2)

414 James O'Keefe does it again

http://tinyurl.com/nncs4ov

Posted by: wrg500 at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (sgrzZ)

415 >>"Subject: Squid Beak and Lotus Bud "

Email to low-level staffer:
"Hellooo?! That leg isn't going to lift itself - get the f#$@ down here and help me with 'half wind relieving'."

Posted by: Glacial Crevasse at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (NOIQH)

416 I found out today the GOP used me by suggesting I run for president. I was simply a diversion and draw to take votes from others for the purpose of giving them in the end to JEB. I feel ashamed and violated.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at September 01, 2015 02:33 PM (OiFtZ)

You're polling at 0% , Miss Lindsey. Giving votes to Jeb! will be like playing with imaginary friends.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 02:36 PM (Bvf82)

417 even a Kindle App for the smart-phones. And on average people read 10 pages a day using that app. Shocking ain't it?


Posted by: Anna Puma


'Tis shocking, yes. Alas, I am only a Dumb Phone owner. And a dead tree groper.

;-)


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (/Ho8c)

418 I loves me some good cinematic Shakespeare

That's interesting. Who are playing the leads?

Posted by: World at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (OSs/l)

419 Because it must be from an old thread. Nobody in 2015 uses AIM.



Spray & pray.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (O+0DS)

420 I would like to point out that this is not a Perry Mason case where somebody else did it. This is one of those cases where your lawyer asks you "Did you do this?" and you say "Yes" and he says "Well, you shouldn't have done that - you broke the law, you're going to prison and there is nothing that can be done about it. I'll try to get you a plea bargain. Do you know anything about higher ups?"



Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (L9txZ)

421 Breaking post of truthiness RE Willow.


May or may not be related.
But about 45 minutes ago, I saw someones comment by the NIC "I'm Ben Carson, and I'm black" do the MUMR thing where the comment keeps hopping down to the bottom of the thread each time I refresh, and then it went *POOF*
Possibly related, as it seemed to be Script kiddie vs TBK3000.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (VPLuQ)

422 If Hiliary gets convicted of treason, I'll pull the lever for her, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Kevin C at September 01, 2015 02:37 PM (dEA2d)

423 Whoops; Earthy sock off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 02:38 PM (OSs/l)

424 Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 01:19 PM (jBuUi)
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I was going to post something, but I'll just check the box next to #4.

Posted by: I forgot at September 01, 2015 02:38 PM (bKgOh)

425 408 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2015 02:35 PM (zc3Db)

I've found with Nook on my Note 3 it is a 1/3d a page....

does well for waiting room boredom, makes me enjoy the Nook HD Plus all the more/

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at September 01, 2015 02:38 PM (BXOyX)

426 Moderate Salami...

*looks around at the 1,500+ books*

You were saying??

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (zSvKA)

427 Me neither (as you can tell from my first post in this willowforsaken thread), but on re-reading it I think it has to be a joke/threat. But it could depend on what is below the fold on that memo.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:30 PM (2lndx)

Yeah, I feel like there is some important contextual clues missing.

But I know my co-workers and I have weird inside jokes sometimes that could look... bad... out of context. So it could just be something like that. Maybe there had been an article in the news recently saying Hillary "inspired" something horrific and Huma was playing off it?

I don't know.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (AkOaV)

428 AIM Chat? Sounds perfect for secure communications.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (oKE6c)

429 I've been thinking about going with AOL. Guess I better go by a magazine to get an installation CD.

Relax, I've got an install disk right--

/pulls out 3.5" floppy

--f***.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (9krrF)

430 "Impeccably multicultural."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (2lndx)

431 Anybody remember the video that Clinton and Obama put out to Pakistan (?)? The one that showed how they had nothing to do with that yucky Mohammy one?

I'll bet the congratulations from Huma was for their quick thinking keeping everybody calm with that wonderful video masterpiece.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (MIKMs)

432 /pulls out 3.5" floppy

--f***.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (9krrF)

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**types**

**deletes**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

433 That new sidebar link about Hillary's! memory problems just fills me with confidence about her ability to lead the nation.

Not.

It's enough to have me send Igor to the morgue for another brain for her. This one doesn't seem to be working that well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (LUgeY)

434 Prayer Request-

I have friends (a married couple) flying in from SF today. They have flown many times, but this is the first time the wife has been very nervous about a flight. If you could keep them in prayer and everyone else traveling by plane today it would be much appreciated.

Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (OSs/l)

435 >>>>He was all like, "HEY, LET ME OUTTA THIS COFFIN!!1" and banging on it so
loud we could barely order a cocktail from the open bar.
.
.
.
.You made the dead guy pay for an open bar at his own wake?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2015 02:41 PM (iONHu)

436
Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason
Posted by: zombie




Take the cartridge out of the machine, blow on it, and reinsert.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 02:41 PM (kdS6q)

437 Here's hoping Hillary and Bill go full tilt kamikazee on their way out and take as much of the DNC out with them.
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Don't forget the Chelsea factor. If they crash their careers, they crash hers.

Posted by: I forgot at September 01, 2015 02:41 PM (bKgOh)

438
I have friends (a married couple) flying in from SF today. They have flown many times, but this is the first time the wife has been very nervous about a flight. If you could keep them in prayer and everyone else traveling by plane today it would be much appreciated.


Okay... kind of spooky...

Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 02:41 PM (hUdMz)

439 You were saying??


Posted by: Anna Puma


Yeah, yeah. Showoff.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:42 PM (/Ho8c)

440 AIM Chat? Sounds perfect for secure communications.


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (oKE6c)


Then you should use Mikey Chat 2000! It comes with its own hardware custom made from genuine recycled parts! Choose from tomato, vegetable beef, alphabet and chicken noodle! Order now and designer colored twine will be included absolutely free! Hurry! Operators are standing by but not for long because they have to do their homework before dinner!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

441 .You made the dead guy pay for an open bar at his own wake?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


You are questioning this, as a Scotsman?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:43 PM (/Ho8c)

442
Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason
Posted by: zombie




Also, since apparently we time portaled back to 1999, who do you guys like in the primaries - Gary Bauer or Steve Forbes?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 02:43 PM (kdS6q)

443 I've been thinking about going with AOL. Guess I better go by a magazine to get an installation CD.

You mean you threw away all those floppy disks?

Posted by: Colin at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (eoM8x)

444 And a dead tree groper.

Watch it buddy. I can still drop a limb on you.

Posted by: the dead tree at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (JtwS4)

445 431 Anybody remember the video that Clinton and Obama put out to Pakistan (?)? The one that showed how they had nothing to do with that yucky Mohammy one?

I'll bet the congratulations from Huma was for their quick thinking keeping everybody calm with that wonderful video masterpiece.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2015 02:40 PM (MIKMs)


Oooh, I like that angle.

Because IIRC there were "peaceful" (ish) protests in Pakistan and other places in the days immediately after sept 11th, after Obama and crew made a big deal about the offensive video.

So maybe Huma WASN'T joking and was actually saying, "I'm putting it out there to our reporter-pets that the reason these protests were peaceful and didnt involve dead ambassadors is because you got involved and cut a commercial in Pakistan and elsewhere"

That could be it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (AkOaV)

446 432 /pulls out 3.5" floppy

--f***.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (9krrF)

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**types**

**deletes**
Posted by: fixerupper

_________________________________________

Eephus pitch. You're better than that.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (eEBON)

447 Go back to the 90s! There's no place for you here in the future!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (evdj2)

448 390 Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason -- the AOL chat server seems to be down. Any confirmation of this? Or is something wrong at my end?

Wow, did a post from 1998 just resurrect itself?

Posted by: Jean

394 I used AIMChat a long time ago. No idea it was still around.

Posted by: Boss Moss


Yep, it's still around, and I use it (for business communications). It's actually quite handy. But I tried to log in this morning for the first time in months, and it seems to be dead/offline.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:44 PM (jBuUi)

449 @397...The last time I was pulled over my teens were with me. A policeman, in our very safe little town, had turned left in front of me then an abrupt right into a 7-11 w/o a signal. I nearly rear-ended him (the 7-11 was on a corner). I was peeved but did not honk or throw the moron hello hand signal. The guy followed me (I was not speeding, did nuthin wrong) for about 5 blocks. Once I turned into neighborhood he put his lights on and wanted to see my license, etc. I did ask what I did wrong (after giving him papers and ID). My sons were mortified as you are not supposed to do that. The guy never said what I did wrong and just huffed off. Whatever. So I guess that was police brutality and I should have thrown a fit. Or not.

I have worked in the public crazy which is an emergency dept. The police know, every day, they could die on the job. I support them, no matter how cranky and petty the tiny minority may be. They protect you whether you deserve it or not. The emergency dept staff do the same, sometimes under horrific conditions and dealing with horrible people. It is what they do. Do they get hardened? Yep. It is how they protect themselves and do their job. May God bless them, as the donuthin crowd would not last a day in their shoes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:45 PM (mOmt+)

450 Also, since apparently we time portaled back to 1999, who do you guys like in the primaries - Gary Bauer or Steve Forbes?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 01, 2015 02:43 PM (kdS6q)

I live Steve Forbes.

And I was just messaging my buddy on ICQ to tell him how much Forbes rocks, but then he sent me back a link and the page is taking like 30 minutes to load. WHO PUTS PICTURES ON A HOMEPAGE? SLOWS THE ENTIRE INTERNET DOWN!

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:45 PM (AkOaV)

451 >>>>.You made the dead guy pay for an open bar at his own wake?




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

You are questioning this, as a Scotsman?
.
.
.I was asking because I was going to make whoever did that an honorary member of the Clan MacEwen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2015 02:45 PM (iONHu)

452 AIM Chat? Sounds perfect for secure communications.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (oKE6c)

I bought a 67-year-old Royal Quiet Deluxe manual typewriter recently. Did some extensive refurbishing and cleanup work on it, fixing everything but the return bell, replaced the ribbon, and hey presto! Secure communications.

A Royal manual typewriter also happens to be a very cool writing instrument. You have to think before you commit.

Posted by: troyriser at September 01, 2015 02:48 PM (Bvf82)

453 pulls out 3.5" floppy

--f***.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 02:39 PM (9krrF)

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**deletes**
Posted by: fixerupper



Y'all quit playing with your floppies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:48 PM (O+0DS)

454 Posted by: donna at September 01, 2015 02:41 PM (hUdMz)

Yes; it was to me too. She's a very grounded type of person (a retired math teacher) so I was surprised by that, but I suppose we've all had feelings of excess worry that turned out to be unfounded. Maybe it was because her husband had left Bangkok right before the temple was attacked, and he has gone by it many times, as well as visited it and she was still nervous about what could have been a close call.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2015 02:48 PM (OSs/l)

455 442

Anybody here ever use AIM Chat? I can't connect for some reason
Posted by: zombie



Are you dialing the right number? Does your modem make noise when you connect? Have you paid your phone bill?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 01, 2015 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

456 You made the dead guy pay for an open bar at his own wake?

Well, yeah. His credit card company said it was OK.

We wanted to give him a good sendoff. One he'd remember for a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 02:49 PM (LUgeY)

457 The police know, every day, they could die on the job.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:45 PM (mOmt+)

Well, thankfully they're not in professions as dangerous as steel working, commercial fishing, truck driving, or construction work and are really in a fairly low-risk profession.

And thankfully the leading causes of death for cops are traffic accidents and heart attacks.

...Sorry, i get annoyed with the "I need to be a complete asshole to everyone since my job is SO DANGEROUS" mindset.

And no, they have no obligation to protect any of us and if its my life verse theirs, they're definitely going to protect theirs.

But you are supposed to ask the cop why you got pulled over, and repeatedly ask what his probable cause is and if youre free to go.

And once you sign the ticket, close the window and take off. When the ticket is signed, the traffic stop is over and if the cop tries to hold you he either needs probable cause for another charge (unrelated to the traffic stop) or it's an illegal detention.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:49 PM (AkOaV)

458 I was asking because I was going to make whoever did that an honorary member of the Clan MacEwen.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Ah. That makes more sense, then.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 02:51 PM (/Ho8c)

459 You people laugh, but there is a little-known secret that I shall now reveal:

The only way to "get through" to Matt Drudge is on AIM Chat -- if you know his account name and he has put you on his "allowed" list. Which I am. I funnel tips to him using it, and they frequently hit the Drudge front page. No other method of communication really reaches him. Seriously.

By using AIM, I influence the culture more than anything else I do on the internet. For real.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2015 02:51 PM (jBuUi)

460 I've been thinking about going with AOL. Guess I better go by a magazine to get an installation CD.

You mean you threw away all those floppy disks?



They were great for Frisbee golf.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 02:52 PM (O+0DS)

461 460 Frolf

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2015 02:53 PM (sPO3u)

462 A Royal manual typewriter also happens to be a very cool writing instrument. You have to think before you commit.

Will be very useful when the next electromagnetic storm hits and everything electronic is dead. Happened in 1859...

Posted by: Colin at September 01, 2015 02:54 PM (eoM8x)

463 Posted by: mynewhandle at September 01, 2015 02:49 PM (AkOaV)


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Strange. Since I've been sober, I've haven't had any bad experiences with cops. And, yes, I've been pulled over. You know, that speed thing. Never once felt I was harassed.

Posted by: Soona at September 01, 2015 02:54 PM (P25Hh)

464 By using AIM, I influence the culture more than anything else I do on the internet. For real.

Good for you, zombie.

I'll occasionally send him message through his main page if there's a glaring typo that needs fixing. I think those get through.

Image means a lot these days and proper spllng z imporiwertan.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 02:55 PM (LUgeY)

465 zombie

I am not worthy
I am not worthy.


Mean it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 01, 2015 02:55 PM (VPLuQ)

466 So ... What about that "didndonuthin" in Dekalb County I asked about earlier ?

Should we all just do as we're told if a cop comes uninvited through our unlocked doors ? If we don't, do we get what we've got coming ?

Posted by: Irony at September 01, 2015 02:55 PM (3FBAK)

467 @457...I get your point: but steelworkers are not typically dealing with either psychotic or armed people daily. I have seen psychotic druggies being wrestled into four-point restraints by four huge medics to prevent others from harm.

I get your point, but it is not the same. Emergency workers, fire fighters and police (and, of course, the military) know what their jobs entail when they sign on. But burn out is burn out, and the emboldened display of police hate would be hard to swallow when minutes late you are called on to put the fire out of the yout whose little flaming cocktail dropped on his shoe.

What is your old handle? Moo Moo? pfft. Now get off my lawn.

#freeWillow

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 01, 2015 02:56 PM (mOmt+)

468 I have friends (a married couple) flying in from SF today. They have flown many times, but this is the first time the wife has been very nervous about a flight. If you could keep them in prayer and everyone else traveling by plane today it would be much appreciated.

Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Will do. I remember when flying was fun and exciting. As much as I have flown in my life around the world, I now get nervous as well. Have a great time with your friends.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2015 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

469 Should we all just do as we're told if a cop comes uninvited through our unlocked doors ? If we don't, do we get what we've got coming ?

Posted by: Irony at September 01, 2015 02:55 PM (3FBAK)



The answer depends on how bulletproof your skin is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

470 Seriously,

Ask a Lib: You're okay with other governments having real-time unrestricted access to the email account used by US Secretary of State in the course of performing their official duties?
------------------------
The answer will be Yes, because our foreign policy is all lying and bullying and the sooner we're exposed the better.

Posted by: I forgot at September 01, 2015 03:00 PM (bKgOh)

471 I love that word bubble thing. Idiots associate the word EXPERIENCE with Hillary.

The effing beyotch NEVER worked in gubmint. She effing knows NOTHING.

Too smart by half.

If Obama wants to, she will be in prison.

But don't be surprised if all the money in the Clinton Foundation finds its way into the Obama pocketbook.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 01, 2015 03:00 PM (1ijHg)

472 Fenelon, Cheri,

Nothing to worry about today.

In 10 days? You couldn't pay me to get on a plane.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 01, 2015 03:02 PM (1ijHg)

473 Who bitch this is?!

Posted by: Slick Willy at September 01, 2015 03:46 PM (zGIae)

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