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"Just Email It."

This seems like the most damning email so far seen.


Meanwhile, less important but still a little peak behind the curtain, David Brooks makes an appearance.

Posted by: Ace at 10:15 AM




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1 Well Shit. They got me.

Posted by: I aint no ways taaaaard at September 01, 2015 10:15 AM (2cfUo)

2 Yeah. For anyone other than the chosen winner of the next Democrat coronation - I mean primary - it would be the end of their career and a surefire trip to Club Fed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 01, 2015 10:15 AM (HalrA)

3 *giggling*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 10:16 AM (/Ho8c)

4 And Yet.


You want Hillary in jail.

You'll take her being disgraced and dropping out of the election.

You'll get President Hillary.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2015 10:16 AM (zt+N6)

5 fouth!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:16 AM (MbrzC)

6 You'll get President Hillary.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2015 10:16 AM (zt+N6)

Hell. No.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 01, 2015 10:18 AM (HalrA)

7 1 Well Shit. They got me.
---

Don't worry you know you'll find some way out of this without jail time, you always do.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:18 AM (MbrzC)

8 This is going to be the most epic perp walk ever.

Posted by: Methos at September 01, 2015 10:18 AM (ZbV+0)

9 This seems like the most damning email so far seen.

If by damning, you mean most irrelevant squirrel thingy ever, then sure, it's "damning".

Posted by: Pressitutes R Us at September 01, 2015 10:19 AM (MT22W)

10 GOTCHA!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:19 AM (NOIQH)

11 OK, this confirms that there is an air wall between the classified and unclassified email systems, as all of our security-cleared Morons have assured us, and that Hillary is familiar with its existence.

The problem I'm having now is that these emails portray her as such a retard. How could she be masterminding the porting of intel data from the classified network to the open internet when she's asking Huma to explain how her "h Pad" works?

She's a Bond villain in a very silly alternate universe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 10:19 AM (JtwS4)

12 It is a sign of my desperation and disappointment with the political establishment that my only realistic hope is that as a result of this she doesn't get elected president.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 01, 2015 10:20 AM (Zu3d9)

13 How many unindicted felons used the Clinton server for mail services?

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 10:20 AM (UzPAd)

14 Did the owner of the tweet just replace the image of the e-mail with a different image?

Posted by: johnd01 at September 01, 2015 10:20 AM (ukNFU)

15 She was soooo busy flying 'round the world, busy, busy, busy!

Of course she received classified emails on her smartphone - it was likely her primary communication tool.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

16 If it were anyone else besides the shoo-in for the Democrat nomination, they'd already be under indictment. But she's a Clinton and a Democrat, so she'll get the presidency instead.

I never said it'd be a fair trade.

Posted by: physics geek at September 01, 2015 10:20 AM (MT22W)

17 She's a Bond villain in a very silly alternate universe.


*coughs*

Posted by: Fat Bastard in a pantsuit at September 01, 2015 10:21 AM (ZbV+0)

18 Liz Warren is sharpening her tomahawk.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2015 10:21 AM (sPO3u)

19
What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!?!?!!?!1/1!??!1?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 10:22 AM (HSmrB)

20 Yawn, like who cares n' stuff? If it were important the news would tell me it is.

Posted by: The LIV at September 01, 2015 10:22 AM (/SIwB)

21 She didn't even say "please."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 01, 2015 10:22 AM (GdFQh)

22 >>She's a Bond villain in a very silly alternate universe.

She's that boss who constantly screams "Just make it happen!!!" and leaves it to her cowering underlings to figure out the details. The kind who demands the impossible or for them to do two conflicting things at once. "Just DO IT NOW!!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)

23 Would love to see *Trey Gowdy* conduct the deposition of Mr. Jacobs on this.

Posted by: Scoville at September 01, 2015 10:23 AM (0adl+)

24 Would a 'public statement' be classified?

Posted by: Lea at September 01, 2015 10:24 AM (lIU4e)

25 I said. MAIL IT ! underling.

Posted by: I aint no ways taaaaard at September 01, 2015 10:24 AM (2cfUo)

26 Oh those pesky rules. Imagine how many she will sweep aside when SHE gets in the Oval Office with her pen and phone.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 10:24 AM (mvenn)

27 How can you E-Mail that which you can't access?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:25 AM (DsveK)

28 >>She didn't even say "please."

If you've seen things she regularly says to her SS detail, you'd know that they were luck she didn't sprinkle the request w/several "f$#@'s".

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

29 Oh baby, this is going to be good.

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 10:25 AM (7T2Ep)

30 In a better, saner world, Hillary's candidacy would be DOA because she's an unrepentant Marxist whose primary political accomplishment was turning the entire Middle East into a dumpster fire.

The email thing would just be icing on the cake.

Posted by: V the K at September 01, 2015 10:26 AM (O7MnT)

31 I hear the choo choo coming, it's coming round the bend.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:26 AM (9oC/Q)

32 They are truly the Clinton Criminal Crony Party.

RICO and Gitmo should be there fate if a firing squad can't be assembled. Take everything from them, don't leave them a pot to piss in, and then lock them up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:26 AM (zSvKA)

33 Considering how unsecured the Clinton communication network was, maybe the Benghazi attackers, and/or their allies, were monitoring and knew they would not be counter-attacked.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2015 10:26 AM (iC9jc)

34 >>She didn't even say "please."

The guy was actually pretty patient in explaining 'nope'.

Posted by: Lea at September 01, 2015 10:26 AM (lIU4e)

35

The thing I always thought: why does she need top secret satellite photos on her cellphone/home computer? Or other things like that? A person in her position does not need to analyze those types of photos.

This email highlights the answer: hubris. She doesn't need the stuff, but she clearly thinks that all the classified status is a trifle that someone of her stature shouldn't have to worry about.

I find it rich that her likely downfall will be basic, simple hubris.

Posted by: dan-O at September 01, 2015 10:27 AM (ByqK7)

36 So now we have intent.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 01, 2015 10:27 AM (eEBON)

37 and I ain't see no moonshine
in I don't know when
I know I had it coming
I know I can't be free
but this scandal keeps a-movin'
and that's what tortures me

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 10:27 AM (7T2Ep)

38 Hillary's Flying Monkeys are now attempting to say that everything is out there and what is out there is trivial. I guess that tactic is next on the list after "they weren't classified when we got them" but before "Republicans do it too."

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

39 Umm.....much as I hate to be a wet blanket, check the time stamps on the email - the respondent is telling HRC that he can't access what she's looking for because of its classification.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 01, 2015 10:28 AM (pXqOq)

40 "Trust me"

Hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:28 AM (7T2Ep)

41 Rules only apply to little people.

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at September 01, 2015 10:28 AM (27veP)

42
You will obey me bitch!

Posted by: Sir Rodham at September 01, 2015 10:30 AM (OiFtZ)

43 February 10, 2010. Did anything happen that day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:30 AM (DsveK)

44 Jake Sullivan has always been my dark horse candidate for who mailed Hillary classified documents.

Like Neidermeyer (the movie one) he's a sneaky little shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2015 10:30 AM (OGm46)

45 Anyone and everyone who deals with secret or classified info and docs knows the real deal. And hillary is a liar and asshole who does not think the rules apply to her and hers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 10:30 AM (gf8BH)

46 I'm loath to defend HDR. But where exactly does it say "Just send it!". That looks to be a paraphrase of "Just email it.", without exclamation mark.


Posted by: Serious Cat at September 01, 2015 10:31 AM (UypUQ)

47 time stamps

Any time zone differences?

Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:31 AM (7T2Ep)

48 IOW, HRC'S message was sent at 10:50; the response telling her he can't access it due to its classification was sent at 11:17.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 01, 2015 10:32 AM (pXqOq)

49 It sounds like she was issuing a direct order to ignore the classification of a secure document.

Could that be true?

Posted by: U.S. Attorney's Office, Southern District at September 01, 2015 10:32 AM (TxJGV)

50 She's a Bond villain in a very silly alternate universe.



She's a Bond villain in an Austin Powers universe.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:32 AM (O+0DS)

51 Would love to see *Trey Gowdy* conduct the deposition of Mr. Jacobs on this.
Posted by: Scoville at September 01, 2015 10:23 AM (0adl+)

And have it go like the deposition of Russel Crowe in The Insider. hehe. Gowdy: And I'm going to take my witness's testimony, whether the hell you like it or not!!

Posted by: Mainah at September 01, 2015 10:32 AM (659DL)

52 Remember another democrat... Kathleen Blanco who screamed to President Bush, as Katrina came ashore, to 'send everything!'

That is called magical thinking. And Hillary! has the same issue, she thinks if she wants it, whatever it is, then it will happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:32 AM (zSvKA)

53
Shrillary's pantsuit had been perfectly creased, but her sweaty cheese curds thighs ruined it.

And they wanted an OTR with Tom Friedman, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (VLTL9)

54 >>She sent it Sept 14th. The attack was the 11th. I looked up when the bodies were returned, the big ceremony in the aircraft hanger, the weeping family's. The remarks by her and Obama. On the same day. The 14th. Huma sent it at 9:21 am and the ceremony at Andrews was a few hours later.
These are awful terrible soulless people


Ugh, Thunder B!!

I think Huma may be referring to the supposed crowds that Hillary saw holding pro-America signs, and apolofy signs after the attack. Hillary specifically mentions them in her dreaded casket speech along w/the ridiculous lie that the crowds were carrying an unconscious Stevens because they were trying to get him to the ER (not defiling his near-dead body). It was an outrageous lie that was made even worse by the fact that she was saying this while standing before the victims' bodies and mourning loved ones.

Just vile people!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (NOIQH)

55 23
Would love to see *Trey Gowdy* conduct the deposition of Mr. Jacobs on this.
==========
Sorry, but I consider Trey in on the Failure Theater of this.

IDK, my thinking goes, "If the roles were reversed, there'd be massive public hearings and all sorts of 'accidental' damning leaks, right?"

Instead, we're stuck with, as far as I can tell, private individuals combing through the emails for the evidence.

I mean, right now we know the entire point of the IRS hearings was to sweep it under the rug and make it go away.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (ZvKdv)

56 47 time stamps

Any time zone differences?
Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:31 AM (7T2Ep)

No, both at state, if the headers are any indication. It looks like Hillary thinks it's unclassified and the minion is telling her not only is it classified but you can't get to it from here.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

57
I ain't no ways secuuuure.

Posted by: I aint no ways taaaaard at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (2cfUo)

58 Shit. Heather was just about to post a photo of her tits and then Ace posts...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (iQIUe)

59 I find it rich that her likely downfall will be basic, simple hubris.



Pride goeth before a fall.

Old story.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:33 AM (O+0DS)

60 Oh, Huma! Why did you let her do that?!?! You have a lot of explaining to do, young lady!

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (9oC/Q)

61 >>>Pride goeth before a fall.

Actually, the correct order is; walker, pride, then fall.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (9oC/Q)

62 Would love to see *Trey Gowdy* conduct the deposition of Mr. Jacobs on this.
==========
Sorry, but I consider Trey in on the Failure Theater of this.



Ted Cruz.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (O+0DS)

63 >>Remember another democrat... Kathleen Blanco who screamed to President Bush, as Katrina came ashore, to 'send everything!'


***After*** refusing federal assistance offer from Bush 3 days prior to Katrina landfall.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (NOIQH)

64 We're now at the point that someone is going to owe the Rosenbergs an apology if some justice isn't dealt out to this witch.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (hjQw4)

65 I don't see the BFD. She wanted a "public statement" sent, and was told it's still classified can't be accessed.

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (V40IZ)

66 27 How can you E-Mail that which you can't access?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:25 AM (DsveK)
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You re-type it, or take a picture of it (probably breaking the rules) and send\attach that.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:35 AM (MbrzC)

67 If all Hillary was requesting was an actual public statement...she has agreat defense. That a public statement (thus not classified) was for some reasonavailable only contained in a secure email system wlould be really frustrating. Not enough context here - was it actually not a public statement? If this was a public statement, she can easily argue that the ONLY reason she demanded it was because it was clearly not classified.

Posted by: Crispian at September 01, 2015 10:35 AM (rY+Q1)

68 Where are the full headers?

Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:35 AM (7T2Ep)

69 It'll take thorough crowdsourced analysis of these emails to take her down.

Whichever Federal judge ordered these things released in weekly batches has done the Republic a huge service.

Posted by: MTF at September 01, 2015 10:35 AM (TxJGV)

70
IOW, HRC'S message was sent at 10:50; the response telling her he can't access it due to its classification was sent at 11:17.


Yes. Although her email here certainly implicates her, seeing what her response to the 11:17 message is would be conclusive (IMHO) if she still orders the message be sent.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 10:36 AM (/Ho8c)

71 Who was ops?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:36 AM (75uvI)

72 >>I mean, right now we know the entire point of the IRS hearings was to sweep it under the rug and make it go away.

How do we know that?

Seems to me what we know is that various members of the Obama administration have lied, stonewalled, illegally hid documents, used multiple emails and lied about them, refused to let the DOJ prosecute anyone on any scandal and on and on and on.

When Republicans are investigated they obey the law and there is a bi-partisan investigation. When Dems are investigated all they do is lie, obstruct and coverup. And the msm covers their asses whenever possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2015 10:36 AM (OGm46)

73 José Miguel Insulza is a Chilean politician, secretary-general of the Organization of American States and the apparent subject of these e-mails.


(no Oxford comma for me)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 10:36 AM (mvenn)

74 How quaint that there are still people who think this e-mail thing is going to result in anything significant happening to Hillary.


The investigation is simply to clear her 'good' name and (in)appropriately shift blame onto a few underlings.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 01, 2015 10:36 AM (Wckf4)

75 Operations?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:37 AM (DsveK)

76 In HDR22, what does the 22 signify? And why not HDRC? Does Bill know she's ashamed of his name?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)

77
I'd like to address the recent e-mail story and clear it all up.

Ahem....

Go F yourself

Have a nice Day
H

Posted by: I aint no ways taaaaard at September 01, 2015 10:37 AM (2cfUo)

78 a little peak

I will rename it Mount Jovovich.

Posted by: President Important Shit at September 01, 2015 10:37 AM (ZtFr+)

79 Who was ops?
Posted by: Cicero



Phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:38 AM (O+0DS)

80 Hopefully it goes without saying that I think the private server is a big deal, just that this email isn't the smoking gun.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 10:38 AM (V40IZ)

81 Lizzy that is my point. Kathleen thought, after resisting the Federal offer, a sudden clicking of heels and a yell of 'send everything!' would exonerate her from her own failings. The media certainly tried to spin it that way, but she was destroyed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:38 AM (zSvKA)

82 I don't see the BFD. She wanted a "public statement" sent, and was told it's still classified can't be accessed.

Am I missing something?>>>

That "public statement" was inserted to allow for plausible deniability.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2015 10:38 AM (XtAzU)

83 If this were Nixon. . .

Where are Woodward and Berstein when we need them?

Right!

Posted by: Amos Grossback at September 01, 2015 10:38 AM (ATqnN)

84 >>I find it rich that her likely downfall will be basic, simple hubris.

This classified docs business has a sort of tax evasion charges against the mob beauty, doesn't it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:39 AM (NOIQH)

85 48
IOW, HRC'S message was sent at 10:50; the response telling her he can't access it due to its classification was sent at 11:17.
==========
Because there is a previous email and she was already told it can't be sent because it is classified?

She then says, "Just send it!"

And he responds, "I can't 'just send it'--I can't even access it!"

That explains the "I understand your frustration." She'd already been told "no, I can't, it's classified" once.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 01, 2015 10:39 AM (ZvKdv)

86 Forecasting a large upswing in visits by presidential candidates eager to change the subject, JT Marlin upgrades Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. to STRONG BUY.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:40 AM (75uvI)

87 ***After*** refusing federal assistance offer from Bush 3 days prior to Katrina landfall.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:34 AM (NOIQH)


And refusing to nationalize the disaster for 5 days after landfall, thus preventing General Honore from moving into New Orleans.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2015 10:40 AM (Zs4uk)

88
In HDR22, what does the 22 signify?

Version number.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at September 01, 2015 10:40 AM (/kI1Q)

89 85 48
IOW, HRC'S message was sent at 10:50; the response telling her he can't access it due to its classification was sent at 11:17.
==========
Because there is a previous email and she was already told it can't be sent because it is classified?

She then says, "Just send it!"

And he responds, "I can't 'just send it'--I can't even access it!"

That explains the "I understand your frustration." She'd already been told "no, I can't, it's classified" once.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 01, 2015 10:39 AM (ZvKdv)

Then we need more context: that is, the exchange before this one.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

90 >>>In HDR22, what does the 22 signify?

Year of birth.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:41 AM (9oC/Q)

91 Is there a screencap of her being told before her email to just send it that it's still classified?

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 10:41 AM (V40IZ)

92 Who was ops?
Posted by: Cicero



Phone.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:41 AM (75uvI)

93 In HDR22, what does the 22 signify? And why not HDRC? Does Bill know she's ashamed of his name?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)

Email address for Server #22?

Posted by: Mainah at September 01, 2015 10:41 AM (659DL)

94 You know, the Dems went after Oliver North and Fawn Hall in the Iran-Contra scandal. You know, people without any political clout.

Just a reminder to the Republican committee on how to do those things.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 01, 2015 10:42 AM (LXJ1e)

95 I don't see the BFD. She wanted a "public statement" sent, and was told it's still classified can't be accessed.

Am I missing something?
----

Possibly something in the email wasn't 'public' and revealing that the US Government had that information would reveal sources and methods of obtaining non public information (i.e. and informant, or wire tap)

Posted by: Amos Grossback at September 01, 2015 10:42 AM (ATqnN)

96 Year of birth.

IQ.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (LUgeY)

97 Ya know we have a simple rule in the NAVY:

----ALL Navy Business is to be conducted on your .MIL Account.----

It really doesn't get much simpler than that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (gf8BH)

98 In HDR22, what does the 22 signify?

------------------------------

Caliber

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (hSWH8)

99 And refusing to nationalize the disaster for 5 days after landfall, thus preventing General Honore from moving into New Orleans.



So yeah, "Stuck on stupid".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (O+0DS)

100 This needs to stop, now. If we have evidence of illegal activity, start drawing up indictments. Doesn't mean Shrillary, or any of her staff can't be indicted (further) later on.

One thing that pisses me off about Issa, and now apparently Gowdy -is all they do is talk and create sound bites. Sure makes them look important (in their eyes anyway).

Want to win hearts and minds? Indict.

Signed -
One pissed off Conservative



Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (DlmoZ)

101 "Just send it!" - I got the chinks willing to pay top dollar for this bit of intel but the offer ends tonight.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (LXJ1e)

102 The context is. Hillary! was told it was classified. She still insisted it be sent. The Secretary of State does not have the authority to arbitrarily declassify information.

How many times do we have to go around this mulberry bush? She knowingly broke laws.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (zSvKA)

103 But if it's stamped "classified," isn't it classified, whatever one thinks of the merits of that classification.

Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (7T2Ep)

104 >>>98 In HDR22, what does the 22 signify?

Blood alcohol content.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (9oC/Q)

105 United Water New Jersey is asking customers to curtail water usage during the current heatwave.

The utility says reservoirs that serve approximately 800,000 people in Bergen and Hudson counties are less than 50 percent of capacity. But the company says it delivered nearly 4 billion gallons of water in August, which was nearly 400 million gallons more than the same period last year.

United Water says customers should restrict outdoor water use and conserve where possible indoors.

My grass is the brownest in the neighborhood. Do I get a prize?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (gf8BH)

106 >> Lizzy that is my point. Kathleen thought, after resisting the Federal offer, a sudden clicking of heels and a yell of 'send everything!'..

Gotcha! So sad she got away with it, too!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (NOIQH)

107 43 February 10, 2010. Did anything happen that day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:30 AM (DsveK)
---
Some world headlines:
Marines attack Taliban in southern Afghanistan
Guards linked to the former Blackwater must leave, Iraq says
Loser of Ukraine vote to appeal, backers say
Haiti judge to free U.S. missionaries in kidnap case
Pakistani Taliban confirms leader's death
Sri Lanka defends arrest of candidate Sarath Fonseka
Russia, U.S. harshly condemn Iran's nuclear move
British ruling releases memo on 'inhuman' treatment of Guantanamo Bay prisoner
Power struggle could portend a cold, dark winter in Gaza Strip
Charlie Wilson dies at 76; hard-partying Texas Congressman backed Afghan resistance fighters
Obama to Senate: Stop stalling on nominees
Michelle Obama launches anti-obesity program
Washington, D.C., is clobbered with snow again

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (MbrzC)

108 How many times do we have to go around this mulberry bush?

Until the weasel pops.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (2Ojst)

109 @nevergiveup

That's already damning enough: I have to use my business email due to gov't accounting, .gov and .mil do the same thing.

Speculating on what's not in evidence seems kinda masturbatey.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (V40IZ)

110 Re: the crease in the legs of Hillary's pantsuit. Unpossible I say. There's far too much thigh, fat, ugly thigh, to leave room for a crease.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 01, 2015 10:45 AM (4rzL1)

111 mens rea

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 01, 2015 10:45 AM (k8tEg)

112 Who was ops?
Posted by: Cicero



Phone.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!



First base.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:45 AM (O+0DS)

113 HDR22

"22" refers to her ethical score, on a 100 point scale, during the Watergate investigation.

Posted by: Feh at September 01, 2015 10:45 AM (7T2Ep)

114 What does the 22 signify?


****

Cankle bracelet size.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 10:46 AM (mvenn)

115 I shot a man in Ft. Marcy Park
Just to watch him die

Posted by: The Hag in Orange at September 01, 2015 10:46 AM (75uvI)

116 Would 22 refer to her neck size?

Weasel pop? Expecting Humna-Humna to flip?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:46 AM (zSvKA)

117 >>>What does the 22 signify?

Days since last felony investigation.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 01, 2015 10:46 AM (9oC/Q)

118 "In HDR22, what does the 22 signify?"

Catch.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 01, 2015 10:46 AM (hjQw4)

119 Hillary's candidacy would be DOA because she's an unrepentant Marxist whose primary political accomplishment was turning the entire Middle East into a dumpster fire.

The email thing would just be icing on the cake.

Posted by: V the K


Nope. Nopety. And Noperino.

She and her ilk are Fascists.

Say it with me, FAAAAHSCIIIIISSSSTTTTTSSSS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 10:47 AM (ujux6)

120 68 Where are the full headers?
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She did not provide them to state, remember she only printed out every page (by default it will not include the headers) and sent state only printed copies.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:47 AM (MbrzC)

121 94
You know, the Dems went after Oliver North and Fawn Hall in the
Iran-Contra scandal. You know, people without any political clout.



Just a reminder to the Republican committee on how to do those things.
===========
That's if you expect them to do something about this.

They won't.

They don't intend to; not one damned bit.

Like I said about the IRS--we know it's Failure Theater. How? Because if they really meant to get results, we'd see results.

Instead, they're dragging this along, allowing the Dems full court to run their defense.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 01, 2015 10:47 AM (ZvKdv)

122 But if it's stamped "classified," isn't it classified, whatever one thinks of the merits of that classification.
Posted by: HRC at September 01, 2015 10:44 AM (7T2Ep)

Yes

Posted by: Mainah at September 01, 2015 10:47 AM (659DL)

123 Brooks gets his marching orders from Beast? Well, whodathunkit! Must be embarrassing to be exposed as a butt boy.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 10:48 AM (xWW96)

124 Hillary's Flying Monkeys are now attempting to say that everything is out there and what is out there is trivial.

I mean, they aren't exactly going to be releasing real classified emails - which seem likely to be the biggest problem. I hope they aren't, at any rate.

My position has always been that her being allowed to set up a private server for this to began with was the problem, and all the rest is just details.

I want to see more of the nonsense like 'remind me to bring tea cups from home'.

Posted by: Lea at September 01, 2015 10:48 AM (lIU4e)

125 99 "And refusing to nationalize the disaster for 5 days after landfall, thus preventing General Honore from moving into New Orleans. "

So yeah, "Stuck on stupid".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 10:43 AM (O+0DS)


It pisses me off that after 10 years, the MSM still covers up what really happened. In all the retrospectives aired about Katrina, they all include the part where Bush met with Nagin and Blanco on Air Force One. But none of them bothered to mention that Blanco still needed an additional day for her lawyers to look over the agreement to let federal troops into Louisiana.

No one knows if Honore would have moved into New Orleans prior to that if Bush had given an illegal order to do so.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2015 10:48 AM (Zs4uk)

126 What was that quip during the Towers investigation??

"So do you have a file where you put Do Not Read information?'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:48 AM (zSvKA)

127 >>She did not provide them to state, remember she only printed out every page (by default it will not include the headers) and sent state only printed copies.


The FBI has the electronic versions on the thumb drive Hillary gave her lawyer. Here's hoping that these are the originals, not scans of the doctored printed ones...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

128 Teh Hildabeast can claim she didn't know this or that, but it's all so much BS.

1. It's her responsibility to know, since she's the boss and all that.

2. Being so well entrenched in DC for as long as she has been, it's pretty much impossible for her to not know how all that stuff works. This makes it pretty much impossible for her to claim ignorance about anything in Foggy Bottom.

3. She's also a lawyer. This is another reason she can't plead ignorance, because that's no excuse as any judge will tell you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (LUgeY)

129 22 is just a number. They were able to prove that that one was hers but hackers also found hdr18, hdr20, hdr 21, etc...

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

130 She did not provide them to state, remember she only printed out every
page (by default it will not include the headers) and sent state only
printed copies.


Someone in her crime syndicate is smart enough to understand "metadata"...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (/kI1Q)

131 Year of birth.

Posted by: El Kabong


22 B.C.?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (/Ho8c)

132 (no Oxford comma for me)

Posted by: Muldoon



^^^

That guy, on the other hand is a Marxist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (ujux6)

133 Has anyone actually attempted to monitor Huma's communications with all her MB family and friends?

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (k8tEg)

134 Who is Evergreen?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 10:50 AM (evdj2)

135 Apparently it came out today that a Clinton operative was looking for ways to blackmail Clarence Thomas over the Obamacare decision. This would tend to reinforce the conspiracy theory floating around that Roberts really was blackmailed. I still don't buy it, but if they were looking to blackmail one justice that certainly makes it more credible that they would try it with another. I think it is more likely that Roberts is just a small guy of low intellect and weak character who wants validation.

But all of the reports I have seen so far are really crappy and make it hard to understand whether they just wanted Thomas out or whether they wanted to control him and influence him in some way.

Posted by: Thatch at September 01, 2015 10:50 AM (pBZp4)

136 The FBI has the electronic versions on the thumb drive Hillary gave her lawyer. Here's hoping that these are the originals, not scans of the doctored printed ones...


Even though those were digital files, my money says the FBI got PDFs, with no metadata.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (75uvI)

137 If Huma was the master of the computer stuff as well as the Intel content stuff, she is a walking breathing security data base. What has Huma sent to her family members or others which would result in being a security threat to the U.S., and those considered as a helpful asset to an alphabet intelligence worker bee?

When I look at security issues for the nation, I almost hyperventilate. I mean we are in such a state that it almost looks like pre WWII. Obama uses drones so much that we end up with no live info. The MFM leaks names and other info they shouldn't. Congress critters cannot keep their yaps shut. On Drudge today there is a story related to JSOC operation leaks. I know way more about secret stuff than I am comfortable with. I like it when we see results of our alphabets years later. You know like documents now just being revealed from WWII, as opposed to details of UBL being revealed just after he was ushered to Hell by our finest kickass Seal members!!!

IMHO this issue of intelligence leaks needs to be a campaign topic. Those currently serving in an alphabet need to know their president has their backs, and is interested in super gluing leaks shut. And those interested in serving our nation in the intel arena need to know they aren't going to be offered up on a platter to the enemy by allowing someone like Huma, (who shouldn't have ever had a clearance to be dog catcher), to work in the farking State Department. We must get serious about Intel in this nation or we are going to see some really bad things on our televisions, or if your a cable cutter, your favorite device.

Posted by: freeus at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (caDgg)

138 I have no idea how this email thing turns out.


Reading the sidebar, it does appear like Trump has been reading this blog and the comments to get the mood of the base.


Hell, half his ideas that are somewhat controversial are EXACTLY what Ace has been saying about fuck the party platform. Indeed.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (q5APL)

139 Like I said about the IRS--we know it's Failure Theater. How? Because if they really meant to get results, we'd see results.

Instead, they're dragging this along, allowing the Dems full court to run their defense.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 01, 2015 10:47 AM (ZvKdv)

----------------

I do agree with that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (LXJ1e)

140 She should have replied in Mandarin, so things wouldn't get lost in translation.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (VndSC)

141 February 10, 2010. Did anything happen that day?

--

Insulza, the subject of the email, was elected President of Chile in March 2010 (running unopposed).
So it was probably about his campaign or impact onUSA of his presidency, etc. Just a guess.

Posted by: @votermom at September 01, 2015 10:52 AM (cbfNE)

142 What does the 22 signify?


****

Ft. Marcy Park body count.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 10:52 AM (mvenn)

143 I, myself; prefer the Oxford semicolon. Yes, I realize that it is just a matter of style; it's who I am.

Posted by: Amos Grossback at September 01, 2015 10:53 AM (ATqnN)

144 Or if not indict, then at least sweat them a little fgs.

I started losing hope when Lerner took the 5th and they just said "ok, you can go".

I would have kept her on the stand for days, make her repeat the 5th until she was hoarse, asking every kind of question imaginable, just to rub the optics in everyones face until even the stupidest LIV understood she was crooked.

That was when I started to really understand in my gut that the Rs don't want to win.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2015 10:53 AM (go6ud)

145
The FBI has the electronic versions on the thumb drive Hillary gave her lawyer. Here's hoping that these are the originals, not scans of the doctored printed ones...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)
----
It's Hillary and Co... it's likely just scans of the original print outs, I doubt it's an export to .pst\.ost etc, which yes would be at least slightly more helpful.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:53 AM (MbrzC)

146 The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the State Department.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:54 AM (DsveK)

147 I bet the Russkies got absolutely no useful information from intercepted communications indicating that the US would stand down in the face of an incremental invasion of Ukraine.

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 01, 2015 10:54 AM (k8tEg)

148 Legendary Army General Petraeus: Use Al-Qaeda Fighters To Beat ISIS In Syria



Beginning to question his sanity.

Weasel Zippers

Yeah and Israel thought suing Hamas to counter the PLO was a good idea. hey how'd that work out Petraeus?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 10:54 AM (gf8BH)

149 Even though those were digital files, my money says the FBI got PDFs, with no metadata.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (75uvI)
---

Exactly, these aren't exactly rookies, nor is her lawyer in this regard.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 10:55 AM (MbrzC)

150 How many divisions does Ace have?

Posted by: Comrade Hillary at September 01, 2015 10:55 AM (k8tEg)

151 So 40% of Hispanics are for deportation of all illegals. See IBD poll.


Tell me again, what percentage of Hispanics voted for Romney?


27% you say?? Hmmmm.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 01, 2015 10:55 AM (q5APL)

152 148 Legendary Army General Petraeus: Use Al-Qaeda Fighters To Beat ISIS In Syria



Beginning to question his sanity.

Weasel Zippers

Yeah and Israel thought suing Hamas to counter the PLO was a good idea. hey how'd that work out Petraeus?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 10:54 AM (gf8BH)

Every time you come up with a clever idea it's time to ask yourself if you're being too clever by half.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (RD7QR)

153 Yeah and Israel thought suing Hamas to counter the PLO was a good idea. hey how'd that work out Petraeus?

In which court?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (W5DcG)

154 144 They "win" by being there.Very, lucrative getting into office.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (sPO3u)

155 How many divisions does Ace have?>>>

At least 2, Longbow and Crossbow

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (XtAzU)

156 155 How many divisions does Ace have?>>>

At least 2, Longbow and Crossbow
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (XtAzU)

That's more of a schism than a division.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)

157 Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2015 10:16 AM (zt+N6)

Wait - how can you be commenting? We just trebucheted your corpse into Canada over the Detroit River!

Or someone else's corpse. The one AtC sent over.

If any of you see a very short person on a gold-plated diamond-studded pogo stick tell her the lawyers will be contacted.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 10:57 AM (hLRSq)

158 People always forget Team Trebuchet until the Buick crashes down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 10:58 AM (zSvKA)

159 Yup, one ruling party, whose motto is "Where's Mine ?".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2015 10:58 AM (go6ud)

160 How many divisions does Ace have?>>>

At least 2, Longbow and Crossbow


Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (XtAzU)


****

And at least a brigade of Peruvian Lancers

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (mvenn)

161 Want to torture someone? http://tinyurl.com/nthvqh2

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (iC9jc)

162 A 2 party system may be better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (DsveK)

163 People always forget Team Trebuchet until the Buick crashes down.

Well there was an Olds once, but from the guy with the chainsaw hand that turned up with it I think something was up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (9krrF)

164 (no Oxford comma for me)

Posted by: Muldoon


^^^

That guy, on the other hand is a Marxist.


Isn't that how Buzzion died?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (JtwS4)

165 Wait...did I just see a willow comment get disappeared?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 10:59 AM (2Ojst)

166 Greetings:

"What difference, at this point. does it make ???"

Posted by: 11B40 at September 01, 2015 11:00 AM (evgyj)

167 How many divisions does Ace have?

I was told there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 11:00 AM (9krrF)

168 Yeah and Israel thought suing Hamas to counter the PLO was a good idea. hey how'd that work out Petraeus?

In which court?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 01, 2015 10:56 AM (W5DcG)


using....sorry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 11:01 AM (gf8BH)

169 Notice how they input the names in their address book as "H" "CDM" "Evergreen" and "PIR"

We know H is for Hildebeest but who the f are the rest of these people? Both Huma Weiner and Jacob Sullivan are listed correctly under their state.gov address. What are they hiding?

Posted by: Timon at September 01, 2015 11:01 AM (ZDJwC)

170 How many divisions does Ace have?



How many does he need?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:01 AM (O+0DS)

171 There's the Stompy Boot Division.

The Fightin' Hobo Skinners.

The War of Northern Aggression Division.

The Home and Garden Division.

And the Mugs, Pugs, and Thugs Division.

There may be more but I haven't had all my coffee yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:01 AM (LUgeY)

172 Brother Cavil, think this is a good teaser opening for sequel??

"Make haste Ptolemy!"

Slim beautiful Artacama stood guard at the mausoleum's entrance, fearful that the guards her estranged husband had placed would discover them in the act. Behind her, Ptolemy and his helpers struggle in a darkness barely relieved by two torches. Suddenly there is a grating sound of stone moving against stone. She prays to the supreme god of her native land Ahuramazda and also chief god of this land Amun-Ra for protection while also asking Anubis to understand what has to be done.

Behind her there is another more solid sounding thud as the covering stone contacts the stone floor and makes the whole room tremble. Her hand clutches at the door lintel as she strains to hear anything. The sound of boots slapping pavement and the jingle of armor is what Artacama fears. Instead she hears nothing except Ptolemy's men and her own rapidly beating heart, it seems her prayers are being heard.

"Do we take it all with us?"

Artacama turns and stops in awe. Alexander of Macedon's linen wrapped body is laying on the floor but it is all the gold gleaming in the flickering torchlight that threatens to mesmerize her. The quantity and variety of treasure is staggering, but she also remembers who did this. Her husband, gripped with a desire to make his own empire by stealing Alexander's body, had done this profanity. "No, only Lord Alexander's body. He deserves his wishes to be honored. Put everything else back in the sarcophagus and close it up again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:02 AM (zSvKA)

173 Wait a minute, slightly less here than it first appears. The "just send it" comment from Hillary comes before the staffer tells here it's in the classified system. Look at the time stamps.

Posted by: KYJED at September 01, 2015 11:02 AM (d0IVh)

174 Who would marry a guy named Weiner?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:02 AM (DsveK)

175 And the Mugs, Pugs, and Thugs Division.

There may be more but I haven't had all my coffee yet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:01 AM (LUgeY)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nitwits, Halfwits, Bulldykes and Methodists Local 454 at September 01, 2015 11:02 AM (2Ojst)

176 Hillary STARTS with just a shade less than half of the votes she needs to win, popular and electoral.

Nothing will change that. NOTHING ....

The proglemmings will vote for her, no matter what. Those with slightly more developed consciences might say they will hold their noses while voting for her but vote for her they will.

The Rule of Law dies when people just don't care anymore.

That's where we are now in the waning days of what was once "the last best hope of earth."

Posted by: Raspail at September 01, 2015 11:03 AM (zlQGZ)

177 Use Al-Qaeda Fighters To Beat ISIS In Syria


Let's you and him fight is a great idea as long as no one else is involved and neither wins.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 11:03 AM (DL2i+)

178 Here's the depressing thing. Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.

Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 11:03 AM (bYGAR)

179 What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Nitwits, Halfwits, Bulldykes and Methodists Local 454



To the Jello Molds!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:04 AM (O+0DS)

180 178 Here's the depressing thing. Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.
Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 11:03 AM (bYGAR)

Oh Lordy, I remember hotmail. Damn I'm getting old.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)

181 just send it!!!!! hahahahhahahahha

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:04 AM (0O7c5)

182 Isn't that how Buzzion died?

Posted by: Bandersnatch


I know nahzink!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (ujux6)

183 AOL, "You've got mail!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (zSvKA)

184 columbo!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (0O7c5)

185 Just ______ it!

Posted by: Billary at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (k8tEg)

186 mattlock!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (0O7c5)

187 rockford files!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (0O7c5)

188 murder she wrote!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

189 183 AOL, "You've got mail!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:05 AM (zSvKA)

After waiting for a seeming eternity listening to the dial-up modem trying to connect, and praying nobody tried to call you in the meantime.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)

190 AP - looks interesting. Not sure about the name "Artacama", but I've had my own detail cat-herding issues on my own project so /shrugs.

Can hardly wait for the full tale... :grins:

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (9krrF)

191 Who would marry a guy named Weiner?
Posted by: Boss Moss
--------------------------------------------
I'm imagining Hillary with a strap on, with Weiner's face photoshopped onto the tip.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (E5UB0)

192 kojak!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

193 barnaby jones!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

194 Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because

they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.


MySpace.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (O+0DS)

195 hart to hart!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 01, 2015 11:07 AM (0O7c5)

196 194 Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because

they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.


MySpace.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:06 AM (O+0DS)

That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

197 Here in West Hartford, we are behind Hillary 110%. I'm sure there is a counter argument that completely refutes these new claims regarding her email. I don't know what that counter argument is, but I really don't care.

Posted by: Uncle D-bag at September 01, 2015 11:07 AM (nFICN)

198 My dead dog still has a MySpace page. I don't think he uses it much these days.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 01, 2015 11:08 AM (mvenn)

199 I like most of those shows Phoenix.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2015 11:08 AM (sPO3u)

200 And then there's Hillary!

Posted by: Ohmy at September 01, 2015 11:08 AM (k8tEg)

201 176 Hillary STARTS with just a shade less than half of the votes she needs to win, popular and electoral.

Nothing will change that. NOTHING ....

The proglemmings will vote for her, no matter what. Those with slightly more developed consciences might say they will hold their noses while voting for her but vote for her they will.

The Rule of Law dies when people just don't care anymore.

That's where we are now in the waning days of what was once "the last best hope of earth."
Posted by: Raspail at September 01, 2015 11:03 AM (zlQGZ)

This, alas, is true. That's why her minions aren't really trying to deny anything, just saying that it's not a big deal and no reason not to vote for her. They just need that little slice to put her over the top and that little slice is easily persuaded.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

202 I miss The Equalizer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (LUgeY)

203 Who signed off on H getting her own E-Mail Server?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (DsveK)

204 But Colin Powell used private email, too!!1!!

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (V40IZ)

205 Ace divides??? So he is asexual?

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (xWW96)

206 Brother Cavil, I know what you mean. Artacama and people go 'whut?' Persian princess. At a ceremony at Susa, Alexander the Great had his general Ptolemy marry her. Then she drops out of the history books.

So will definitely have to have someone explain to Diana and probably Catherine who she was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (zSvKA)

207 Soooo . . . . Hill got together with Ma Brooks to help him "figure things out."

When I think metrosexual, I think Brooks for some reason.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (OZmbA)

208 16,219.96 -308.07(-1.86%)

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at September 01, 2015 11:10 AM (evdj2)

209 Even though those were digital files, my money says the FBI got PDFs, with no metadata.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2015 10:51 AM (75uvI)
---

Exactly, these aren't exactly rookies, nor is her lawyer in this regard.

-
Just a simple mistake. Miss Hill'ry don't know nothing 'bout copying no bytes.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 01, 2015 11:10 AM (fFIVI)

210 207 Soooo . . . . Hill got together with Ma Brooks to help him "figure things out."

When I think metrosexual, I think Brooks for some reason.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (OZmbA)

The supine posture of supplication is a strong clue.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at September 01, 2015 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

211 Dear God Almighty.

So at least one person noted that it is impossible to do this.

Her Canklesness said just do it.

I think this destroys the I did not do it knowingly position out of the water.

The part about State IT not even knowing about her email address is good times, good times too.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:10 AM (mf5HN)

212 And yes, I am basing this on my mom. I'm mean. But since she's like the head of the Oklahomans for Hillary or somesuch I don't feel *too* mean.

Other technological conversations with my mother.

"How do I get the pictures off my phone?"

"I just paid someone $70 to change my password."

"Should I share my wifi with my neighbor?"

So...yeah. If anyone's curious, her defense of Hillary is "everyone does it and it's not a big deal".

Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 11:10 AM (bYGAR)

213 I'm imagining Hillary with a strap on, with Weiner's face photoshopped onto the tip.
_____________

If I'm feeling reall evil I tape a life size head shot of him over my face and scream out "Oh Sydney Leathers" while I'm going to town.

Posted by: Hilary at September 01, 2015 11:11 AM (GcNmZ)

214 Obviously, it was implied within my email, and unwritten SOP during my tenure, to have the documents printed on approved devices, marked appropriately, transported to me by certified couriers and stored in approved containers. Isn't that obvious?

Now, can't we go back to calling Republicans crazy racists, or get distracted by Kanye?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 01, 2015 11:11 AM (gtK8k)

215 When I think metrosexual, I think Brooks for some reason.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (OZmbA)


He looks like the type that would go into a bar and order a virgin Shirley Temple.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 11:11 AM (hLRSq)

216 She slipped up in a presser on Friday, forgetting to put the word "marked" in her statement. "I did not send or receive any classified email". Would make a good political commercial.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (ODxAs)

217 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)

218 *serves AlextheChick a plate of chocolate chip cookies and a vanilla Hateshake*

Exactly. Intent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (zSvKA)

219 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)

220 203 Who signed off on H getting her own E-Mail Server?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (DsveK)
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Hillary.

Oh and as mentioned by some I agree she could strangle a live baby during a press conference and she'd still be assured roughly 45% of the vote.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (MbrzC)

221 Also of note:

Hillary! Clinton is *also* a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Just, you know, for the record.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:13 AM (kff5f)

222 Here's for the next corgi call

http://cheezburger.com/8397743104

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 11:13 AM (DL2i+)

223 Do you think it's possible she routinely had aides get information from the classified system and email summaries to her to save her the trouble of going to the SCIF room herself?

Posted by: Raul Johnson at September 01, 2015 11:14 AM (MiBr0)

224 And may the nominal opposition remind the public that communications of the SoS herself, as to US policy considerations and intentions, particularly as reflects the thought process of the President, would be more useful to our enemies than any number of "classified" documents of lesser import.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at September 01, 2015 11:14 AM (k8tEg)

225 Oh and as mentioned by some I agree she could strangle a live baby during a press conference and she'd still be assured roughly 45% of the vote.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM (MbrzC)

Of course. They do support planned parenthood. She could then divide the infant up and sell the parts for the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2015 11:14 AM (xWW96)

226 She's a Bond villain in a very silly alternate universe.


No, Mister Bond.

I expect you to....feed Colonel Whiskers.


Posted by: Hillary! Stroking Her Pussy at September 01, 2015 11:14 AM (KUa85)

227 Do you think it's possible she routinely had aides get information from the classified system and email summaries to her to save her the trouble of going to the SCIF room herself?

Probable.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:15 AM (kff5f)

228 I'm imagining

Just stop please, No one really wants to know how limited the supply of eye-bleach is.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 11:15 AM (DL2i+)

229 Makes you wonder what criteria she used to separate "personal" email from "work" email. Whatever they were, she was her usual incompetent self for not having deleted this one to cover her ass.

Posted by: Marmo, clearance sale at the Pixel Palace, all 2015 models must go at September 01, 2015 11:15 AM (QW+AD)

230 Why do I get the feeling "Just send it!" is about to become a new meme?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 01, 2015 11:15 AM (4ErVI)

231 Thank you, AP.

*noms and sips*

To answer the if she's such an idiot how does she mastermind this, I think the just send it is the answer.

The psychopaths for whom I used to work would do the same thing. I would explain to them that whatever they wanted was physically impossible to do and the response would be "You just don't want to do it! I don't care! Just get it done!"

So, yeah, I can see the screeching to just get it sent and someone saying fine and copying it to a thumb drive (or whatever) and carrying it over to a non-classified system just to shut her up.

Also please note that this is what's coming out in this late night dump. I'm presuming the really bad stuff is being held in reserve.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:16 AM (mf5HN)

232
Who would marry a guy named Weiner?


Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:02 AM (DsveK)
_____________________

Me....

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 01, 2015 11:16 AM (HSmrB)

233 If you ever ask yourself 'Why hasn't anyone thought of this before??', you should probably try to find out why.

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at September 01, 2015 11:17 AM (evdj2)

234 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 01, 2015 11:17 AM (evdj2)

235 204 But Colin Powell used private email, too!!1!!

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 11:09 AM (V40IZ)
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I love how a couple of weekend emails from CP to state.gov addresses is some how comparable to running your own system specifically so you can avoid FOIA entirely, and of course receiving storing classified material on it.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:17 AM (MbrzC)

236 The deleted emails were all about bribery to the Clinton Crime Family Foundation. She probably didn't even have her national security breach antennae up because Progs are above caring about such right wing things.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at September 01, 2015 11:17 AM (k8tEg)

237 9:21 am joking with Huma about the Benghazi attacks


4:30 pm speak at the transfer of remains ceremony of the four dead in front of the mourners, lie

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)

238 "What are we, chopped liver? "


At Zingerman's, get the #1 with corned beef and chopped liver on the Jewish rye.

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2015 11:18 AM (Zs4uk)

239 Actually there is a procedure for that.

Print off the emails. Have the minions in the secret secure room collate them into a folder. Make sure the folder is properly marked with classification level. Canvas bag the folder. Sign out with classified information. Carry it to her office or a secure room. Have her read them. Then take it all back and account for every page. Then return to secure room for either storage or disposal.

But I bet that wasn't followed either.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:18 AM (zSvKA)

240 Doesn't Obama have to be a little delicate with this? She's been privy to a lot of info within his administration. I imagine she'd be more than willing to spill the beans on any number of his actions to stay out of jail, or just drag as many people down with her out of spite. Was Obama smart enough to keep her out of the loop on anything too scandalous?

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 01, 2015 11:18 AM (QoE8r)

241 Now despite my prior comment:
I'm presuming the really bad stuff is being held in reserve.

Clinton Sex - it keeps getting worse til the press forgets about it.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2015 11:19 AM (DL2i+)

242 whoever "ops" is they are in for a world of shit

Posted by: DamnCat at September 01, 2015 11:19 AM (j6ghf)

243 @235
I thought we exccommunicated Powell
So isn't he really one of theirs?

Posted by: NYC Peasant at September 01, 2015 11:19 AM (k8tEg)

244 I'm presuming the really bad stuff is being held in reserve.
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No those are just not being released because they are.... Classified. This dump includes some pages that are blank except for "Page Denied" in bold black font.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:20 AM (MbrzC)

245 This job requires someone with singular abilities:

Johnny Coldcuts!
Your Foul Mouthed Time Travelling Abilities Are Needed!!!

For the Children!!
... and shit.

(note: Johnny Coldcuts: Origins)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/061362.php
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 01, 2015 11:20 AM (0MJOU)

246 243 @235
I thought we exccommunicated Powell
So isn't he really one of theirs?
Posted by: NYC Peasant at September 01, 2015 11:19 AM (k8tEg)

Agreed, he is one of theirs, doesn't stop her from trying to draw the false equivalence though.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (MbrzC)

247 Brother Cavil, I know what you mean. Artacama and people go 'whut?' Persian princess. At a ceremony at Susa, Alexander the Great had his general Ptolemy marry her. Then she drops out of the history books.

Yeah, I figured most of it from context, it just sounds a lot like "Atacama" (Peru). But that's the Persians' fault, not yours, isn't it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (9krrF)

248 The psychopaths for whom I used to work would do the same thing. I would explain to them that whatever they wanted was physically impossible to do and the response would be "You just don't want to do it! I don't care! Just get it done!"


I've been fired for saying, "Sorry, but what you want can't be done."

Assholes hate to hear that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)

249 I love how a couple of weekend emails from CP to state.gov addresses is some how comparable to running your own system specifically so you can avoid FOIA entirely, and of course receiving storing classified material on it.

It's not. The problem is that the MFM (delenda est) will say "Colin Powell used a personal system, too!" and most Republicans are going to set to "explaining," which will make most people hear Charlie Brown's teacher.

If they were smart (I'll wait until the laughing dies down... ... ... ...) they would phrase their explanation as a question: "Tell me, did Colin Powell send or receive classified emails on his unsecured system?" To which the MFM will only be able to sputter.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (kff5f)

250 To Jake the Snake, who I predict will be the fall guy.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:22 AM (OmBeX)

251 whoever "ops" is they are in for a world of shit




Ops, the cat?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:22 AM (O+0DS)

252 ops =
The Operations Center (S/ES-O) is the Secretary's and the Department's communications and crisis management center. Working 24 hours a day, the Operations Center monitors world events, prepares briefings for the Secretary and other Department principals, and facilitates communication between the Department and the rest of the world. The Operations Center also coordinates the Department's response to crises and supports task forces, monitoring groups, and other crisis-related activities.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:22 AM (MbrzC)

253 DJIA Dives 350 Points While NYSE Invokes Rule 48

Wait... There's stock chart porn?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 01, 2015 11:22 AM (6ok4C)

254 242 whoever "ops" is they are in for a world of shit

ops. other potty server

Don't ask me to explain how to "log out"

Posted by: USA at September 01, 2015 11:22 AM (tfM+W)

255 Lincoln suspended habeus corpus.
So there.

Posted by: Hilter and Hillary at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (k8tEg)

256 Brother Cavil, I guess so.


No you really don't want to ponder Rule 34 stock puts....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (zSvKA)

257 Soooo . . . . Hill got together with Ma Brooks to help him "figure things out."

When I think metrosexual, I think Brooks for some reason.

-
Bright light in his eyes and a rubber hose help him figure things out fast.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (fFIVI)

258 Just send it.-Just E-Mail it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (DsveK)

259 No you really don't want to ponder Rule 34 stock puts....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (zSvKA)


"Let me put my option in you?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (kff5f)

260 Jefferson had slaves.
So there.

Posted by: Zinn and Hillary at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (k8tEg)

261 Spot the problem:

@markknoller 5m

The WH warns of an icebreaker gap, saying the Coast Guard only has 3 icebreakers in its fleet, Russia has 40, with 11 more on the way.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (ujux6)

262 223 Do you think it's possible she routinely had aides get information from the classified system and email summaries to her to save her the trouble of going to the SCIF room herself?

Posted by: Raul Johnson at September 01, 2015 11:14 AM (MiBr0)
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Would not surprise me in the least... if those aides had clearance... or could get someone else who did to do so for "Boss Lady". Their not supposed to of course but when has that ever stopped a Clinton crony?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (MbrzC)

263 248 The psychopaths for whom I used to work would do the same thing. I would explain to them that whatever they wanted was physically impossible to do and the response would be "You just don't want to do it! I don't care! Just get it done!"


I've been fired for saying, "Sorry, but what you want can't be done."

Assholes hate to hear that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)

Oy vey. I haven't been sacked over something like that, but have experienced it to a degree. I've found that some, but not all, attorneys as they get older and focus more on marketing than practicing get what I call "Partneritis." One of the symptoms of Partneritis is the insistence that "There has to be a case on this narrow, bizarre, esoteric issue! I know there is!" Well, my three hours on Westlaw shows there ain't.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (2Ojst)

264


Hahaha. I told them you were the cause of the "peaceful" protests. Hahahhahaha


So funny

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

265 Rule 48? Is that where the Clones kill all the Jedi?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (DsveK)

266 No you really don't want to ponder Rule 34 stock puts....

It really doesn't matter. We all know who's getting screwed in the end.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (9krrF)

267 ops. other potty server

Don't ask me to explain how to "log out"



Easier than "log in".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (O+0DS)

268 Just send it (send it, send it)
I don't care if it's secure
Just send iiiiiiiit! Send iiiiiit!

Download all the mail and append it.

(not really sure where to go from there)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (kff5f)

269 >>We know H is for Hildebeest but who the f are the rest of these people? Both Huma Weiner and Jacob Sullivan are listed correctly under their state.gov address. What are they hiding?

So...can we infer that Hillary didn't receive anything classified directly, that it was always filtered through someone like Muslim Brotherhood-associated Huma Abedin.
Top.Men.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (NOIQH)

270 259 No you really don't want to ponder Rule 34 stock puts....

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:23 AM (zSvKA)

"Let me put my option in you?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (kff5f)

Call me, baby.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (2Ojst)

271 There are a number of rocks and boulders in my yard and a pond which all can be attributed to a receding glacier.

Here in Michigan we also have some lakes that were carved out by the ice that is no longer here.

We blame global warming.

I wonder if I could get Obama to come for a photo-op?

Posted by: jwest at September 01, 2015 11:25 AM (Zs4uk)

272
Fanta Erases Israel From Map

Want a Fanta? Not in Israel: for the second time, Fanta website spotted listing 'Palestinian territories' - but not Israel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 11:26 AM (gf8BH)

273 240 Doesn't Obama have to be a little delicate with this? She's been privy to a lot of info within his administration.

She saw only what she was supposed to see. I guarantee the Obama admin didn't trust her even as far as she trusted them.

Which was not at all, judging from her use of a secretive mail system. The WH had full access to everything on State's servers. Who do you think she was hiding from?

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:26 AM (OmBeX)

274 We all know who's getting screwed in the end.


First date anal?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 11:26 AM (JtwS4)

275 She was hiding from... the voters?

Haha, I know, very funny.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (V40IZ)

276 Have a Fanta.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (DsveK)

277 First date anal?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2015 11:26 AM (JtwS4)


He's bear-ish.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (kff5f)

278 You don't even have to take me somewhere nice.

Posted by: Megan at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (V40IZ)

279 242 whoever "ops" is they are in for a world of shit
Posted by: DamnCat at September 01, 2015 11:19 AM (j6ghf)

I am...

in an world...

of shit!

Posted by: Private Ops Pyle at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (6ok4C)

280 For first date butt-stuff, that is.

Posted by: Megan at September 01, 2015 11:27 AM (V40IZ)

281 >>The WH warns of an icebreaker gap, saying the Coast Guard only has 3 icebreakers in its fleet, Russia has 40, with 11 more on the way.


Obama's on Alaska to spout about Global Warming, right?

Who knew the Gore Effect was contagious?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 11:28 AM (NOIQH)

282 ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:12 AM. Well when the GOP won't even bother to try to take away the federal subsidy for PP to do pretty much that why WOULD it make any difference in determining who to vote for?

Every week I get new confirmation that the GOP is/was pissed at the tea party for rattling their cushy fake "we are in opposition but we can't do anything about it cuz minority party" status.

I'm to the point were if Trump does nothing other than breakup the GOP so there is a chance that a representative opposition party to the socialist dems gets formed I'll consider it a good thing even though I think it is too late to rescue the republic. Kicking those two faced backstabbers out of the public money trough would at least provide a bit of entertainment.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 01, 2015 11:28 AM (iA/+T)

283 And this is the stuff she wants us to see.

Posted by: BignJames at September 01, 2015 11:28 AM (dpx3X)

284 Know what other fleet we have a problem with? The one that breaks stuff other than ice!

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 11:29 AM (V40IZ)

285 >>>Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.

Where all de white wimmin at?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 11:29 AM (E5UB0)

286 285 >>>Her base of "highly" educated, retired single white women doesn't give a damn about this because they can barely send a text message and are still using hotmail.

Where all de white wimmin at?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2015 11:29 AM (E5UB0)

Spending their ex-husbands' alimony payments at the spa?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:29 AM (2Ojst)

287 One of the symptoms of Partneritis is the insistence that "There has to be a case on this narrow, bizarre, esoteric issue! I know there is!" Well, my three hours on Westlaw shows there ain't.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (2Ojst)



*twitches on ground*

Yes. I've been there. It was even better when I would say "There is a case directly on point. It says we lose. A lot. All of the losing. Pay the other side's attorney fees losing. Tick off the judge losing." and the response would be "NO IT DOES NOT SAY THAT YOU'RE READING IT WRONG!"

This is where I bring up the time that I got yelled at for pointing out that it was physically impossible for the computer to convert a 45 minute video tape into digital format in 21 minutes. By the insanity of cthulhu, I was eyerolled at and told "Of course you can do it, just hit fast forward."

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:30 AM (mf5HN)

288 I've been fired for saying, "Sorry, but what you want can't be done."

Assholes hate to hear that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)

That sounds like a good story.

Posted by: f at September 01, 2015 11:30 AM (6ok4C)

289 "229 Makes you wonder what criteria she used to separate "personal" email from "work" email. Whatever they were, she was her usual incompetent self for not having deleted this one to cover her ass.

Posted by: Marmo, clearance sale at the Pixel Palace, all 2015 models must go at September 01, 2015 11:15 AM (QW+AD) "
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Oh please... you think Hillary really went though all those emails? Her lawyers mainly did that.
Pass one: Hillary (actual personal emails that stood out)
Pass two: Lawyers (Looking for anything that could get her in obvious trouble and not sent\cc'd to state.gov)
Pass three: Hillary and Lawyers together. (reviewed questionable group and decided which to ultimately delete as 'personal' and which to not) They would have to submit the vast majority of ones that were traded with other state.gov address in case others kept their copies or there were records else where, unless they could contact those folks to quietly get rid of their own copies.


Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:30 AM (MbrzC)

290 Powell had to drag State into the email age, kicking and screaming. That's why he used a private server, 'cus State didn't have anything better than Prodigy dial-up.

Also, Powell became their guy when he voted for Obama, twice.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (V40IZ)

291 The thing I always thought: why does she need top secret satellite photos on her cellphone/home computer? Or other things like that? A person in her position does not need to analyze those types of photos.

This email highlights the answer: hubris. She doesn't need the stuff, but she clearly thinks that all the classified status is a trifle that someone of her stature shouldn't have to worry about.

Or she's giving it to some foriegner for contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (lQWxR)

292 I can see a traitorous shitstain from my house.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (E5UB0)

293 >>>
(no Oxford comma for me)<<<

Cecil the Lion was a firm proponent of the Oxford comma.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (UzPAd)

294 "fast forward"

Paging Colonel Saunders and the Instant Replay.

*twitch*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:32 AM (zSvKA)

295 How many divisions does Ace have?

Posted by: Comrade Hillary


I'd be willing to bet Ace could scare up a couple of companies of light infantry.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 11:32 AM (/Ho8c)

296 Fanta is gross anyway.

Posted by: Lauren at September 01, 2015 11:32 AM (bYGAR)

297 The David Brooks emails just confirm how thin-skinned Hillary (and more so, Obama) is and how malleable the press is to their offers of assistance in "figuring things out."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

298 I've been fired for saying, "Sorry, but what you want can't be done."



Assholes hate to hear that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Yes, that does sound like a good story.

Do tell.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 11:33 AM (/Ho8c)

299 This is where I bring up the time that I got yelled at for pointing out that it was physically impossible for the computer to convert a 45 minute video tape into digital format in 21 minutes. By the insanity of cthulhu, I was eyerolled at and told "Of course you can do it, just hit fast forward."
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:30 AM (mf5HN)

It's this sort of thing that makes me shake my head and wonder how people this retarded become so - at least to the casual observer - successful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:33 AM (2Ojst)

300 This email highlights the answer: hubris. She doesn't need the stuff, but she clearly thinks that all the classified status is a trifle that someone of her stature shouldn't have to worry about.

Or she's giving it to some foriegner for contributions to the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: bourbonchicken at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (lQWxR)


I'm pretty sure that's not or.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:34 AM (mf5HN)

301 From the sidebar: Hillary's staff filled with Suck Ups, Narcs, Informants and Snitches

So, can we call them SUNIS?

and once more from the top: Watergate didn't have a body count.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2015 11:34 AM (hvf9s)

302 Also joking about blaming Hillary as the inspiration? Very much like blaming a video as inspiration. Sounds to me like that idea came from Huma

Posted by: ThunderB at September 01, 2015 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

303 LizLem wins... SUNIS

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2015 11:34 AM (zSvKA)

304 Liberals: Who cares if we cut the defense budget. We don't need a big Army, Navy, Air Force, or Coast Guard

Liberals: Hey we gotta protect the North Pole and the Artic. Help Help Help

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 11:36 AM (gf8BH)

305 New one. Savagery.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:36 AM (2Ojst)

306 >>From the sidebar: Hillary's staff filled with Suck Ups, Narcs, Informants and Snitches

"SUNIS" - heh!

Hillary has had the same crew working for her, off and on, for 20+ years. They work for *her* not State, etc.. They have no loyalties except to their long-time employer, Clinton Inc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

307 Ya know if the Catholic Church is so overwhelmingly conservative, who the fuck elected this Pope? Can my Catholic friends enlighten me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2015 11:37 AM (gf8BH)

308 I once had a guy who wanted me to fax a pdf document, and have it searchable on the far end. Try explaining the difference between a book and a picture of a book to some genius who thinks the universe should bend to his will.

I didn't get fired. Barely.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:38 AM (OmBeX)

309 The WH warns of an icebreaker gap, saying the Coast Guard only has 3 icebreakers in its fleet, Russia has 40, with 11 more on the way.



Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2015 11:24 AM (ujux6)


I thought that all of those Chevy suburban drivers melted the Polar ice and drown all of the polar bears. Why would we need icebreakers...

Posted by: Timon at September 01, 2015 11:39 AM (ZDJwC)

310 It's this sort of thing that makes me shake my head and wonder how people this retarded become so - at least to the casual observer - successful.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 01, 2015 11:33 AM (2Ojst)


Because they have a certain skill set that is highly rewarded. They then hire people to handle the day to day stuff. That's not a complaint. That's the beauty of the market.

The problem is hubris and entitlement. Hubris that hey since I am so good at cooking the sausage, I know how it is made. Entitlement that hey I want the sausage right this second and I don't care that you have to slaughter and dress the pig.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:39 AM (mf5HN)

311 It's this sort of thing that makes me shake my head and wonder how people this retarded become so - at least to the casual observer - successful.

Posted by: Insomniac

Back in my desktop support days I was moving a girls computer and she told me to be sure not to lose the folders on her screen, she had them arranged just how she wanted them.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 01, 2015 11:40 AM (sgrzZ)

312 "That's why he used a private server"
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My understanding though is he didn't, not in the sense that Clinton did. What he did do is occasionally send some emails related to state.gov matters via his personal account, but he had a state.gov account and used it when in the office, it's not good either but it nowhere near the same as HRC and yes the timing\times and infrastructure while he was there sort of matter too.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:40 AM (MbrzC)

313 Smoking.... gun....


which is of course, why the Dems are now yelling about Gun Control....

Look... a squirrel!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 01, 2015 11:42 AM (qh617)

314 I have been in this exact position.

MUCH of what is on a classified system is not actually 'classified' info. It can be considered 'routine' (think- lunch menu) but since MOST people with access to it use it routinely, and it's robust, 'routine' stuff is done there. Also, this message that they were drafting MAY have been processed on a classified system so that it could be 'managed' better- prevented from 'leaking' via the un-clas system either deliberately or accidentally.

What this tells me is 2 things: one, Clinton wasn't smart enough on it to have a CLUE how to get info down to un-clas, and two, all the 'classified' stuff that is found is caused by lackey's trying to get her info she either requested, needed, or should have and DELIBERATELY, PHYSICALLY moving it from one system down to the other.

Some lackey (or a few) are going to join Snowden in purgatory...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at September 01, 2015 11:43 AM (cjgnX)

315 Correct. State had no external access to it's email system, for obvious reasons. POP and IMAP are both insecure. So he used his private account when out of the office (or home, I imagine).

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:44 AM (OmBeX)

316 Back in my desktop support days I was moving a girls
computer and she told me to be sure not to lose the folders on her
screen, she had them arranged just how she wanted them.

Posted by: wrg500


Wow.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 01, 2015 11:45 AM (/Ho8c)

317 Year of birth.



IQ.


"Otis, do you know why the number 200 so vitally descriptive to you and me? It's your weight and my IQ.

Miss Teschmacher!!!"

Posted by: Lex Luthor at September 01, 2015 11:49 AM (PMGbu)

318 "...ok, now stand on your chair."
"What?"
"Stand on your chair. And wave your arms."
"Well, ok... You're sure this is required?"
"Yep. You up there?"
"Yes."
"Ok, now wave your arms and yell 'I'm an idiot!'"
"What?!~"
"You want your workstation fixed or not?"

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:49 AM (OmBeX)

319 Oh, and the time one of the big-wigs (a Director) said his monitor was broken, he needed it RIGHT NOW, and get on it, son.

Yep. Power switch.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:53 AM (OmBeX)

320 308 I once had a guy who wanted me to fax a pdf document, and have it searchable on the far end. Try explaining the difference between a book and a picture of a book to some genius who thinks the universe should bend to his will.


I once consulted for a client who didn't realize that a PDF document could comprise more than a single page.


"Where's the rest of it?" he says, angrily.


Leans over his shoulder. Click.


"Oh."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 11:53 AM (oKE6c)

321 292 I can see a traitorous shitstain from my house.
Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 01, 2015 11:31 AM (E5UB0)




So when did you move to 1599 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 11:55 AM (oKE6c)

322 Yep. Power switch.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:53 AM (OmBeX)
---
Had that once... wasn't the switch though, it just wasn't plugged in. I asked her to check that before heading up to her floor... "are there two black cables coming out of the back of it?" yes.... I get there... nope just one, it's missing the power cable which had become dislodged and laying right there glaringly.

We all have stories like this, you can't not have them and have worked desktop support for any period of time in your career.


Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 11:58 AM (MbrzC)

323 The other evidence I've seen has seemed to be pretty damning. Ace, I'm telling you...this one is likely NOT an issue. I haven't seen the actual document but it's referred to as a "public statement" which means it's likely not classified. Unclassified documents do exist (in abundance, BTW) on classified networks and servers. The H-toadie is very likely referring to the air gap that national security professionals reference; the process to overcome that air gap is a PITA, time-consuming process but it specifically exists to move lower classified (or unclassified) material off of higher classified networks.

In this particular instance, H comes across as impatient and detached from the realities of working with classified networks, but I don't think she's demanding anything illegal. Again, I base that solely on her reference to it being a "public statement" - having not actually seen the document in question, I do not know for sure that it was, in fact, unclassified.

Posted by: Benny at September 01, 2015 11:59 AM (S//rd)

324 my fav it spoofs.. never get old

http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at September 01, 2015 12:00 PM (MbrzC)

325 it depends on what the meaning of every word in the English language is

Posted by: X at September 01, 2015 12:01 PM (57fhp)

326 Had a lawyer once who was writing a novel. At work, on gov computer, during work hours.

I noticed it (well, ok, my 'what's here that's not on the template" script found it), and I gave him a call, as a courtesy.

Giy gave me all kinds of guff. Denied everything.

Hello? I can see them on your filesystem RIGHT NOW, Einstein."

Denial. Oh, ok.

Moved the files to a server he didn't have access to.

Oh, the screams, the threats, oh the laugh I had. Government property, Counsellor, look it up. Oh, and say hello to the accounting boys when they show up.

It was not a good decision on his part.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 12:04 PM (OmBeX)

327 Oh hi there.

Posted by: Cage Girls of Mumbai at September 01, 2015 12:06 PM (GcNmZ)

328 Yep. Power switch.



Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 11:53 AM (OmBeX)



I once bought a computer for my father, set it up with all the requisite software, etc., checked it worked correctly, and then shipped it to him several time zones away.


He couldn't get it to work, so I spent several (excruciating) hours on the phone with him trying systematically to figure out why. Finally, I figured it out: when he'd lifted the computer from the box, he'd accidentally flicked the power switch from 110 V to 220 V. He flicked it back, and it worked perfectly.


That one took a while to figure out. Oh yes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 01, 2015 12:07 PM (oKE6c)

329 he'd accidentally flicked the power switch from 110 V to 220 V.

6 and 2.5 volt supplies? Yeah, that could be a problem.

Posted by: mojo at September 01, 2015 12:15 PM (OmBeX)

330 The Republicans have their mouth shut saying nothing. They have been de-balled. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: alanstern at September 01, 2015 12:23 PM (zUhtH)

331 Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 01, 2015 11:30 AM (mf5HN)

Yes - those are the moments I call "Where fantasy collides with reality and reality wins - big time."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at September 01, 2015 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

332 The issue is not that this particular email is evidence of a crime, but that it shows that I know WTF I am talking about when it comes to classification rules and procedures. Do you morons actually think that I'm just a bimbo that wipes computers with a cloth?

Posted by: hillary at September 01, 2015 12:37 PM (k8nMY)

333 I don't blow strap-ons. Fuck a lot of that.

Posted by: David Brooks, House Con at September 01, 2015 02:21 PM (pq97T)

334 Everyone is overlooking a minor problem. She said "It's a public statement". Was the whole email/document Unclassified? We put Unclass emails/documents on the classified system all the time. There are also methods to air gap files to the Unclass system after they have been reviewed by 2 people to actually be Unclass.

Posted by: Alan at September 01, 2015 08:27 PM (UO0om)

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