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Overnight Open Thread (29 Aug 2015)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 09:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Will Folks at August 29, 2015 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: CDR M at August 29, 2015 09:58 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 09:59 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2015 09:59 PM (KCxzN)
Yeah, but do they use the "Michael Thomas Method?"
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:00 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:01 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: Valiant at August 29, 2015 10:01 PM (2bqlb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: logprof, now selling on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (hRytD)
How did those fuckers know that shit?
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (W5DcG)
How did those fuckers know that shit?
Ashley Madison account?
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (iMxBJ)
You weren't looking at that stupid pic from Mars were you?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (3kBFI)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-71.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:04 PM (JgpFm)
___
The dose makes the poison
Posted by: Some dead white guy at August 29, 2015 10:05 PM (5LOno)
How did those fuckers know that shit?
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS
My guess you used the following email
Eleven@clintonglobal.com
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:05 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (MDgS8)
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Not Buying It.
Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (JvPqF)
How did those fuckers know that shit?
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS
*****
Well, when you use the same handle at porn sites as here, it could get problematic.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (7vsWz)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (P6Jv8)
No . . . that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!
Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: wouldn't be surprised at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (4nTsn)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (MDgS
You wouldn't say that if you had a $100 per day catnip habit.
Posted by: Felix at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (OMXTD)
So, eleven is part of the global Clinton flim-flam and he posts here as a screen.
Hmm...
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: logprof, now shamelessly plugging at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:09 PM (R4vR0)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 29, 2015 10:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Thieving Cat at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (5zyvn)
Posted by: Bill Parcells at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)
One may protest too much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (rHXGG)
DC and I are already well into the shots.
And the wife and I have decided that in the show Once Upon A Time, the Evil Queen is way hot as the Evil Queen. "Tittyrific" is the agreed upon term.
http://tinypic.com/r/4tkqhc/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven
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We're evolving:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oxke5zw
Posted by: Six toed cat at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (9mTYi)
The goal of the US is the overthrow of the Syrian government. The only reason that we've done anything at all to thwart them is because they started to grow to big in Iraq which was an embarrassment to Obama.
Didn't you get the memo under Obama we've done away with the WoT an are now fighting a War for the Terrorists.
Posted by: amanwithnoparty at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (sbaXF)
Well of course. That would be Islamaphobic. Remember the Crusades?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (DiZBp)
A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9786
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (0TXlm)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014EKK5CO
And oh yeah, please buy mine!!!
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Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Grand Moff Hillary!!! at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (oVJmc)
And the British in Malaya in the 1950's.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)
One may protest too much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (3kBFI)
--I laugh just thinking about the BB pizza scene. It just came out of nowhere. The commentary told that it was done in just one take (I can imagine what a PITA it would have been with multiple takes/pizza pies).
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015
And my youngest dog has started digging holes out of the blue. Solunar phase?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (zyIlW)
Oh crap.
Posted by: Tom Cruise at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (4nTsn)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (3kBFI)
A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.
So why do the Japanese wear western suits and ties?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (oVJmc)
Insanity in triplicate.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM
Unlike Mega Maid, he can suck and blow at the same time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (KrAjA)
Once upon a time it was reasonable to expect encyclopedia readers to be interested in actually knowing how to do things!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (4nTsn)
I could fit any little bitch boat you could buy into my smallest ship. Yeah, my ships are too big to call "boats."
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (rHXGG)
--As long as it is not a wedding deal-breaker.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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'The Book of Knowledge".
Read it for entertainment when I was a kid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (MDgS8)
More likely: new lifelong habit.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Jason Pierre Paul at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (Dwehj)
Hillary's getting in that vicinity.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (P6Jv8)
I saw a young woman who was absolutely stunning.
I kept glancing at her, (I could hardly help it), and she noticed and was not amused.
I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (s/yC1)
Read it for entertainment when I was a kid.
--
I loved that!
Tried to find a set for my kids but alas.
Didn't it have a section about cistunes throughout history which was several pages of colored illustrations. So cool.
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (OMXTD)
I went to the article. According to this school's rules, images of police officers would be baaaad.
And since when is using violence to solve problems a bad thing? A woman who kicks a would be rapist in the balls is using violence to solve a problem.
If someone tries to attack the president of the United States and secret service tackle him, they're using violence to solve a problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (JgpFm)
Just hoping I can inoculate grand-daughter from the crap in her AP courses!
Think I need Encyclopedia Britannica ca 1945-50.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (3kBFI)
We need to shake it up.
Hmmmm....FUCK ALL OF YOU. DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. TED CRUZ IS A SELL OUT. JEB AND MCCONNELL ARE THE WAY TO GO.
SOMEBODY POUR A SHOT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (cbfNE)
Can I still fap to lesbo anime? Is that culturally ok?
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (NGd+i)
Beatbox is silly. Sloshing saliva around in your mouth isn't music. It makes me want to puke everytime I hear it.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (P6Jv8)
...When the Moon hits your eye
like-a big Pizza-Pie, that's Amore...
Posted by: Dean Martin at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (KDkl/)
Western cultural imperialism of course. That's the answer, no matter the question (or behavior).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
At least you didn't ask her if she wanted to see your pussies
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (OMXTD)
"In May 1973 riots occurred in Jammu and Kashmir, India, in an area where Jamaat-e-Islami was gaining influence, sparked by the discovery that an illustration contained in The Book of Knowledge, which had been stored in a local library for decades, portrayed the Archangel Gabriel dictating portions of the Quran to Muhammad. Muslims offended by a visual depiction of Muhammad caused riots which left four dead and over a hundred wounded. The sale of the encyclopedia was then banned, although it was already out of print by that time".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (zyIlW)
Creepy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (3kBFI)
Whoops; I guess performances of "The Mikado" are out then, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (OSs/l)
Thanks
--As long as it is not a wedding deal-breaker.
So far so good
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (rHXGG)
And it's Cochran for the banhammer--he didn't even issue a trigger warning, and he forgot John "Orange" Boehner!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)
Wiki has links to the Project Gutenberg scans and another site.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc2u9q8
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (JgpFm)
*pours shot*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (zyIlW)
Now we're getting somewhere.
DC has been summoned. His drunk/stoned ass should be here shortly.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)<<<
Go back to Univision, imposter. The real Donald Trump would have said that "my ships are too yuuuuuuuge to call boats!"
Posted by: the real Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (4nTsn)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (u5gzz)
*defenestrates Cochran into raptor pit*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (dZGNV)
No ones buying your show vote PP defunding bill Johnny.
And why is the defunding only one year?
Asshole!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
...... I have had that problem before as well, and yes, I did get maced. I was able to overcome the incident by apologizing to my friend and he convinced his wife not to file charges!!!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (R4vR0)
Your triggering me with your microaggession.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (cbfNE)
So the real problem with Gandalf was that he was White?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (OMXTD)
...When the Moon hits your eye
like-a big Pizza-Pie, that's Amore...
Posted by: Dean Martin at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (KDkl/)
--That's a simile, not a metaphor.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (vsbNu)
I haven't been paying much attention...how are your beloved Atlanta Braves doing?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Trump does not suck dick. Maybe the finest Calebresion ice cream sticks. But not dick.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (OMXTD)
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Build that wall!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (jR7Wy)
***
Actually enforcing immigration law...a bridge too far.
Spending tax dollars on extermination centers that harvest organs...necessary government expenditure.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (5LOno)
Wanton disregard for apostrophes is a macroaggression.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (rHXGG)
I think the new banning/civility rules have been taken to heart, IMO.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (vsbNu)
Only after he killed a minority.
Do you know how few Balrogs there are?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (l3vZN)
I guess those words mean stuff.
Crossbows
Tats
Hardwood
If I can touch em, they're real
.40
*plants flag*
Bring it, bitches
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Like shit. Bastards.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (vsbNu)
Short term...yes they have. And I'm enjoying it.
Long term...he's going to have to ban some people before it sinks in. Which I'm fully in favor of.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (7SWgb)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (P6Jv8)
*plants flag*
Bring it, bitches
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)
Clear & concise
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (3kBFI)
Hey, have you seen my bokken?
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:33 PM (e+1S5)
World Book Encyclopedia. Unfortunately, I was far younger than my
siblings so it was old and quite dated. I have a solid base of
knowledge from 1954 (the red edition if anyone remembers it.)
I read the whole 1959 set (blue covers), cover to cover, one at a time, at my grandparents' house.
Can't remember if the one at my house was 1985 or 1986...and my fourth grade teacher would do this thing where she'd hand a random volume to each kid and demand a report on a country or an animal or whatever of our choice, but I don't remember what year the set in her room was.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:33 PM (rHXGG)
Square box, round pie, triangle slices.
Do you reach, brother?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (JO9+V)
Ubangi Shari....
Ibangi Shari....
Weallbangi Shari....
Shari is a slut.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (l3vZN)
"Once a target is identified as performing a hostile act, or is part of an obvious hostile force, a training camp for example, we prosecute that target in accordance with the coalition rules of engagement and the law of armed conflict"
They also are calling the group "Daesh" which is just ridiculous.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 29, 2015 10:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (VdICR)
Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (l3vZN)
--Through the generations my family had three editions of Funk and Wagnalls: My grandmother green from the '50s with some supplemental yearbooks; my parents (not sure when they bought them) black; and when I was in sixth and seventh grade the dark brown ones that could be bought one volume at a time int he supermarket, and the first three of which came with a world atlas, and one each of two volumes of a dictionary. I read the last voraciously, and even as we speak, thirty years later I still keep the dictionary around because it is excellent.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (vsbNu)
Sorry, yeah it greats on me to when people use the wrong homonym.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (P6Jv8)
So your book is about parsing grammar, and making red pencil corrections?
Gonna be a hit, man. Really a best seller.
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (hz1C0)
Posted by: Your teenage kid at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (bHhan)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)
......
It appears to me that "Daesh" is a lot safer from the Obama administration than a republican!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (R4vR0)
Cats *are* Democrats then.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (jR7Wy)
Well?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (3kBFI)
--Jinx explained, but those are the two rivers (both tributaries of the Congo) that delineated the territory.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)
......
It appears to me that "Daesh" is a lot safer from the Obama administration than a republican!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (R4vR0)
Calling them "Daesh" is actually an insult. One that pisses them off mightily. So....yeah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Daesh and ISIL instead of douche and asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (Vm8WO)
I have not. And that sounds hysterically accurate.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:40 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM
It's nice to see that someone still remembers...
Posted by: Pythagoras at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (KCxzN)
So your book is about parsing grammar, and making red pencil corrections?
Gonna be a hit, man. Really a best seller.
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (hz1C0)
--No, *I* am about parsing grammar!
I parse grammar because she drives to fucking slow.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (vsbNu)
Oh, thought he doing a joke. Heard of the Ubangi.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)
----
*raises glass*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (jR7Wy)
I have found that I am pretty much invisible to attractive women since I hit my 40s. It's a gift.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (laMCB)
Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)
How do you make a square meal out of it?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (3kBFI)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: Ancient Greek Geometrician \s at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (0TXlm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
You can never tell if I'm attempting a joke.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (JgpFm)
The term "square meal" originates from the square wooden plates sailors in the Royal Navy used for their food.
(Source: the excellent To Rule the Waves by David Hermann)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
No, no it's not. Come on man. Do some research.
Daesh, an adapted acronym of their Arabic name - Dawlat al-Islamiyah f'al-Iraq w Belaad al-Sham - is similar to another Arabic word - das - which means 'to trample down' or 'crush', which could therefore be the source of their dislike.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)
It's nice to see that someone still remembers..."
Pythagorus, you wonderful SumBitch, how could we forget you
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (3kBFI)
It's pretty amazing how astonishingly un-politically-correct those beasties are.
Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (ojAIC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)
I loved World Book encyclopedias, beautiful, full color pictures of dog breeds. Encyclopedia Britannica had a section of full color pictures of the body systems with these clear pages that added parts. I was the kind of nerd that sat there for hours and went through the encyclopedia.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (Z7G74)
Unfortunately it also killed my sense of humour. I found myself saying "that's not funny " all the time.
Just thought I'd share.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 10:46 PM (4rzL1)
I think people should be allowed to hunt for food, but to kill rare, magnificent animals like that dentist who killed Cecil? That's just being a cowardly asshole. At the very least, he knowingly violated the law and should go to prison.
He thinks he's so macho just because he shot a 14 year old lion to death? People like that are fucking inadequate losers, no better than PP!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (P6Jv8)
BC can you explain the "may the road rise to meet you" phraes.
I don't understand - it sounds like it's wishing you go uphill or that you fall down.
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (cbfNE)
Luckily andycanuck and randycanuck are nothing at all alike. A friend tells me. Named 'Randolph'. Like Churchill's dad.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August
Mrs. Daesh, a fine salt alternative
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (OMXTD)
Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money
Slainte!
I'll take it.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)
That probably is due to the over-use of tanning beds frying his testicles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (GEICT)
Be well and enjoy your youth while it lasts.
T
Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
and Carson at 18%. When respondents chose their top two, Trump and Carson tied at 32%.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 09:59
Do you have an extra copy?
Posted by: Gene Kelly at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (l9UEg)
Because that seems exceptionally unlikely. If they managed to accidentally stumble upon a word that IS considers an insult, I'd call that coincidence, not cleverness on the part of the Obama Administration.
Daesh doesn't mean a dang thing to American ears except it sounds kind of foreign. ISLAMIC States says Muslim. They've spent almost 8 years going out of their way to avoid upsetting or insulting any Muslim groups anywhere, while trying their best to avoid mentioning bad guys are Muslim. I know what I think is the most likely explanation here.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (39g3+)
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We had so many books in my house growing up that we had shelves in the "throne room". There was a complete set of the Golden Book Encyclopedias for kids within reach. You'd be amazed at what you can absorb over the years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (3kBFI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2015 10:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:50 PM (JgpFm)
I don't understand - it sounds like it's wishing you go uphill or that you fall down.
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (cbfNE)
It's actually a wish that your travels be easy. That you not have to climb hills or mountains. That the road meet your steps as you take them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Hey, thanks for the video-heavy ONT, CDR M ("seedy aurem?"). Downloaded and gonna go watch now before beddy-bye.
DOWNLOAD AND STORE EVERYTHING before they take over the net. Repeat.. DOW
Posted by: mindful webworker - you can't get there from here at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (rHXGG)
too?
or was that an intentional joke in some other dimension?
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (ojAIC)
--You need to be drinking with the rest of us.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (OMXTD)
the Coast Guard rescues that occurred in the aftermath of Hurricane
Katrina.
You can stream it here:
http://tinyurl.com/paratus1450
I just watched it. It is pretty good.
Stay Turgid, Morons
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (7uLtM)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)
What about sick, maladjusted goatf**kers? Is that term acceptable?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
You can think whatever you like. As can the admin. The reality is that "daesh" is an insulting term. As ISIS itself has declared.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)
What did she do when you asked her, "Nice legs. What time do they open for business?"
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (pgzyN)
--
Thanks.
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (cbfNE)
Hmm, getting an idea for an urgent national priority: a new Air Force One...
Posted by: Baraka Almighty at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:54 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Jason Bourne at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (7SWgb)
Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (cbfNE)
I was thinking of this the other day. We were driving from Tulsa to OKC one hot summer's day. We were, fortunately, in the left-hand lane of the four-lane highway, when we passed, in the right-hand lane, a wedge of highway that was elevated by at least a foot and a half. With bad luck, it would have been elevated like a launch-ramp. Worse, it was a wall in front of the next car to come at it.
This was before cells. All we could do was pray.
Sometimes, the road rising to meet you can be a bad thing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I rish by association at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
So the next time Obama reminds us of the Christian crusaders we can point out to him that they weren't real Christians?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oznnutu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (e+1S5)
Hmm, getting an idea for an urgent national priority: a new Air Force One...
Posted by: Baraka Almighty at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (FcR7P)
But it won't use any icky fuel. It will fly by magic
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)
If it's too loud, you're too old!!!!
*fucking great movie*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (Wo9OY)
Complete set of Book of Knowledge, 1952 for $100, at Ebay, includes shipping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (9mTYi)
The neighbors say he has a learning disability of some kind. He has a record, and it's for things like not following police orders, interfering with police. He only worked at burger places. His mother lied for him initially.
He sounds like someone who is easily influenced and manipulated. And not too sophisticated. What I mean is that he was likely to talk about his feelings about police with family and coworkers etc. and be influenced by BLM folks.
Wonder how he bought that gun
Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (o+SC1)
Bronco Bama's really lettin' them have it! Obama is the meanest twitterer in the world!
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: nerdygirl
We just have to remind ourselves that Obama is not a real American.
And yes, I'm sure he was born in Hawaii.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)
The Super Star Destroyer's carbon footprint destroyed it!!!
Now buy some carbon credits and send me some Cheezy Poofs.
Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2015 10:59 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (vsbNu)
I mean, what self respecting Moron is gonna wanna read about Miley Virus' splooge laden poop?
Just. No!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
No matter "where" Obama was born, he wasn't raised as an American!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (Wo9OY)
Dog is like "Money? That's like 'daesh', right? Can I has snausage?"
Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JvPqF)
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I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
Wouldn't be prudent to act like an opposition party!
Posted by: K ROve, Political COnsultant to the Stars of the GOPe at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (ftVQq)
I mean, what self respecting Moron is gonna wanna read about Miley Virus' splooge laden poop?
Just. No!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (McRlu)
--The booze has not made me heave, but that very well might.
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)
But will it be YUGE?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:04 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (JgpFm)
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No. Because lying and libel just do not come natural.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)
Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Posted by: Barney Frank at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (vsbNu)
Link to (ended) eBay sale.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbj2e63
And, no, I don't know what the "1768" part is about.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (9mTYi)
Nor should it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: cm9000
Whenever anyone on the right so much as disagrees with the left the media claim they are delivering a vicious attack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (ftVQq)
Depends on what you consider an American. Obama is firmly in the tradition of the post-modern transcendent Left.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
My mom was very tight fisted. If you went to the grocery store with her she wouldn't spring for a nickel candy bar, but she would buy books and children's magazines, like Jack & Jill and Highlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: rickl
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So that was you? Creep.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (4rzL1)
*kicks over table*
*throws beer bottle*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)
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*lobs Molotov cocktail*
...nothing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)
I said that earlier today lugging furniture around
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)
And savage attacks. Democrats criticize, raise questions. Republicans attack, lash out.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:10 PM (8zCR+)
...nothing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
*recovers video from the woods*
Oh...I wouldn't say "nothing"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)
--Either in this thread or the previous one, another commenter had similar issues. run a CTRL + F for firefox and you can find it --it was resolved somehow. I'm getting ready to upgrade as well, so I'll keep all that in mind.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (vsbNu)
Deflate this: http://tinyurl.com/p7xawfo
Posted by: Bill Belichicl at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (ANvDa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
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Remember Goofus and Gallant? I always thought the rod up Gallant's butt had a rod up its butt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (jR7Wy)
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (8yu/D)
Posted by: Trump Steamer at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)
Oh...I wouldn't say "nothing"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)
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I was just doing research!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)
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He's too deep in poopy diapers now.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: filbert"
I did buy her a box of milk bones with part of the money though. She went apeshit over those things.
I could hide one somewhere in the house and let her inside and tell her "find it!" and she would tear through each room, sniffing away. Usually didn't take her more than a minute or two.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (JgpFm)
Only if they DON'T pay for an "upgrade" to Disqus.
Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)
Ran out of stars.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Trump Steamer at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (P6Jv
--They're called merkins.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (pgzyN)
Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)
Sort of like the creation of the Khorasan Group. It doesn't exist. It's al Qaeda. But Obama "defeated" them so any threats must be from some other group.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (bHhan)
Damn, we had stargazing threads? And I missed them? Crap...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
She had very right to be offended. You stare-raped her right there in the store; she was silently screaming while you stare-raped her and treated her worse than the Republicans treated blacks in the South circa 1960.
For this grave offense, you must get your balls cut off and give all of your money to Hillary(!)'s campaign.
Posted by: Male "feminist"/SJW at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (4rzL1)
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They're not Baptists. They're Democrats.
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (27veP)
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)
Hold on, I gotta go upstairs for another fifth . . .
Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
I used to open the door for your mom.
Posted by: Gallant at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (Z7G74)
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)
True but I wonder how many low information people know that.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)
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True but I wonder how many low information people know that.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (4rzL1)
I refuse to identify them as anything other than "Westboro".
Fuck them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
I used to open the door for your mom.
Posted by: Gallant at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM
I used to bang your mom Gallant while you were down at the grocery store being a little fag.
Gallant is such a pussy.
Posted by: Goofus at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
--He still writes political stuff elsewhere though, right?
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (vsbNu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)
*does not make the joke about the sounds of Eris' anus*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)
I feel shortchanged; our 1910 edition doesn't do that! [wah]
Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (0ISGt)
Posted by: SMFH
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Just to put it in charcter for CAC
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Buzzion
Probably Koch Industries.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
So much bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM
Hoist one for me Alex!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)
Aren't they also lawsuit lawyers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)
Yeah, dads are so handy at breast feeding time. Geez SMFH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (xVgrA)
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats
Didn't the Moron Horde get Google to complete "Obama is" with "a SCOAMF" by repeating it here multiple times?
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (27veP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (W5DcG)
Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
--I'm in.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (vsbNu)
Guess he banks on the political stuff, not so much with the stargazing posts.
Plus, whatever other job he has, plus baby stuff...
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (zyIlW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm guessing that links to the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (4rzL1)
doesn't exist. It's al Qaeda. But Obama "defeated" them so any threats
must be from some other group.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (bHhan)
Obama smashed all the terrorist Bin Laden anyone yo.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
So much bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)
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So he wanted me to help him with his algebra homework and maybe buy beer. Big deal!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)
A Blazing Saddles clip?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (W5DcG)
--I was thinking of the bridge to "Uncle Fuckah"
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (8yu/D)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
I might have mined the Encyclopedia Britannica enough, somewhere around 63k words of information.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM
Hoist one for me Alex!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (Vm8WO)
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Which one?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-23.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (JgpFm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Whichever one you can reach and is willing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (e+1S5)
Yes. They sue anyone who attacks or threatens them and, I assume, any civic authorities who supposedly didn't do enough to protect them. The patriarch is dead and in Hell now, I'm sure; I don't know if they've cut down/back on the b.s. as a result.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (pgzyN)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-23.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (JgpFm)
You know what? That still works.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT)
Uh huh. Cochran, what do you think? I call bullshit.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)
Watch it there, you don't want the 'ettes to whip out the super mean girlz power and come down on you hard now do you?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August
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I suspect the media loves to report on them because they give Baptists a bad name. But they're not Baptists. (Neither am I.)
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (27veP)
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (27veP)
Amazing isn't it how you hear that they're allegedly Christians, but never that they're Democrats.
Posted by: Blano at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (heN73)
Yes. Eleven out of thirteen of Fred's kids are lawyers.
You should get the documentary Hatemongers. Fascinating stuff, but told from a pro-Westboro perspective.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:26 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:27 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:27 PM (P6Jv8)
243 Speaking of Super Moon, did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped? Is he too deep into Presidential campaigns now?
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)
I'm thinking he's too into poopy diapers.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (bHhan)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Ashley Madison at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM
Or slim Pickens in 1941
Or Austin Powers
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)
For?
Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (8zCR+)
--For that, you have to take an extra shot.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (JgpFm)
I wonder what exactly that unique bond is? Could it be the illegals working here and sending a bunch of money back to Mexico? If I remember correctly, it's such a yyyuge amount that Mexico's economy would take a hit. Link to article:
http://tinyurl.com/pfhk2p9
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (xVgrA)
Wait. I need you to explain why that would be a bad thing. In detail. Lots and lots of detail.
Also, #221 is for you
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
It's that time of year again, and I've been contemplating a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe; tentatively looking at Saturday evening, October 17. I've also been exploring other venues in the same general area as last year's (didn't care for the one-long-table setup).
So:
Any takers?
Interested parties let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).
Posted by: speedster1 at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (JgpFm)
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Funny you should use that particular phrase...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah. I paid $2.36 today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (rhjQp)
Step up to the bar and tell us your troubles.
In the end, that's what the Horde is here for. We're here to support each other. To debate, to disagree, to discuss politics and our ideas...of course. But at the end of the day, the purpose of The Horde is to offer support to each other in a society that marginalizes and dismisses us.
Too many have forgotten that over time.
So, grab a drink and tell us what ails ye.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT)
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I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
My parents bought the 1969 edition when I was a kid. I still have it.
It was the 200th anniversary edition of Encyclopedia Britannica. As a bonus, there was a facsimile of the original three-volume edition from 1769.
Now that is interesting. It was an attempt to compile the complete extent of human knowledge just before the Industrial Revolution.
That could really come in handy in the Burning Times.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (9mTYi)
In the end, that's what the Horde is here for. We're here to support each other. To debate, to disagree, to discuss politics and our ideas...of course. But at the end of the day, the purpose of The Horde is to offer support to each other in a society that marginalizes and dismisses us.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT)
--I'll drink to that!
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (MYPM9)
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: BCochrane1981
Buzzion is dead.
Why? Why so young? So many comments yet to be made.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: The Honorable Caroline Kennedy, Ambassador at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:36 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (vsbNu)
Well said, buddy. Well said.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Molly k. at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (8yu/D)
Mmmmmm. Although technically my dad would be appalled. No manhattans until after Labor Day, although we never broke them out until Thanksgiving. It's still vodka martini season!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (Vm8WO)
344 BTW, there are several conservative sites linking stories about staff deserting the Good Ship !Jeb!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (pgzyN)
The only thing that worries me is that at this point in 2007 mccain's campaign was broke and needed to get a pretty big loan. And well we know how that ended up.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (bHhan)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (8yu/D)
Not that I'm in any kinda trouble, as far as I know, but damn...
It's kinda like after being in a near-miss, potentially fatal accident--
Today is the first day --in two weeks!-- our air quality has been anything better than "unhealthy" per DEQ, thanks to distant (thank G-d) forest fires.
And then a windstorm hit us this afternoon. (Again, thank G-d, no significant damage!)
I'm just ready for some downtime after stressing out so much.
Hopefully, the rest of the Horde has been *at least* as fortunate, all things considered!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (8yu/D)
A gentleman??? Then what are you doing here?!???
You paint an appetizing and appealing picture good sir.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (GEICT)
Asheville Robert - Interesting site:
http://www.ashevillegasprices.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
I see Leicester Hwy is the cheapest in the area. I won't buy gas at Enmark though. (That's a cash only price too). The Ingles across the street is 1.99 even if you use a card.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Molly k.
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Preoccupied?
In a hurry?
Either will do it.
I once had to stop a neighbor as she was getting into her car. She explained that she was in a hurry. I explained that she was in her slip, and had not put her skirt on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (rhjQp)
Are they implying Caitlyn's a man? For shame!
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: derit at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (P6Jv8)
*waves to all and sundry and sends carrots to AP's plotbunnies*
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (iuQS7)
A bit off topic but need the expert advice of the hoard. I've misdressed
myself twice in one week. Early Alzheimer's? Tue I got up at 5 as
always to run and thought my pants were eating my backside once outside
so put the flashlight on my phone and discovered I had them on
backwards, stripped down in driveway and corrected. Tonight I was
nothing but sober and elegant with hubby then decided to sit outside for
a beer. Noticed my shorts were on inside out so took them off again
only to discover my neighbor was in my garage borrowing tools. He was
polite about it and offered assistance but how embarrassing. I can see
this after a 12 pack but twice sober???
Posted by: Molly k."
I've gone to work and found that I'm wearing my shirt inside out...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)
Are they implying Caitlyn's a man? For shame!
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (FcR7P)
--That's downright Orwellian.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:43 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
*TWICE* I've driven to the office only to remember there was a dead body in my trunk. D'oh!
Posted by: Hillary's Helpful Friend at August 29, 2015 11:44 PM (MYPM9)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August
Socks? Yes. Shirts? No
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:44 PM (OMXTD)
Thanks!
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM
Nice ass. But really, with all the tittehs I've given you, I can't get one. Fucking. Shirtless. Pic?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)
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I've done that one before. Hell, I forget what I'm doing on the way to do ______????? I also forget what I'm talking about while talking about______????
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (2fQs0)
Man, this must be killing Barry- his friends are suffering and his enemies finally get a break from his energy policies. Time to gin up a crisis! After another vacation, of course.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)
Wait wait wait. Multiple titties????
How have I missed this?????????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian"
My excuse was that my wife had hung them up in the closet that way.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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After getting up and dressed on a dark winter morning, when I got work it occurred to me to look at my socks to see if they were the same color. Socks? Fine. Different shoes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:48 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (bHhan)
Other than that you really know your shit and I'm a better person for having viewed your video.
Was that enough to avoid a banning...?
Posted by: Browndog at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (ccfl2)
Posted by: Steve Holt at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (vsbNu)
How have I missed this?????????
Posted by: BCochran1981
Some of you may remember this beauty from Star Wars: http://snipurl.com/2a6jesm
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (MYPM9)
--
In the video was the comment "oops -- meters!". So, triple that.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Buzzion
I caught a few minutes of Larry Kudlow's radio show today and his panel was making the same comparison. They seemed rather pleased by it. Their hope springs eternal that Jeb! will prevail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Browndog
How about the Danger Zone?
Posted by: Sterling Archer at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (awspb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (9mTYi)
Other than that you really know your shit and I'm a better person for having viewed your video.
Was that enough to avoid a banning...?
Posted by: Browndog at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (ccfl2)
--Do not poke the Ewok.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (vsbNu)
How have I missed this?????????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
I've posted at least 6 different pics of my rack. Not to mention, I talked Gushie into THE pic. You're welcome.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)
Lol. What ran thru your mind, OOPS?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (OMXTD)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM
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Nicely clenched, DC. Mille grazie! *hoists one for you*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (27veP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)
THE pic I have.
6???? I call bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.
*snickers*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (GEICT)
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I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM
OK, get this... a few years ago a guy donated a complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica to our museum...hold it...from 1818!
The subjects covered are awesome. Advisors to old Turkish Sultans and all kinds of obscure stuff. It's over 30 some volumes.
Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2015 11:54 PM (o/90i)
I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on
you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I
think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
Posted by: rickl
Yeah. The drool on your chin was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Sheriff Buford Pusser at August 29, 2015 11:54 PM (hRytD)
*snickers*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (GEICT)
Ok, so if the furry powers that be get pissed off at the titteh parade are you gonna have my back?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford Pusser
But my chin wiper's on vacation.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 29, 2015 11:56 PM (awspb)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:56 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)
I remeber 1. Magnificent thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:57 PM (OMXTD)
I think I have the broad outlines now for the sequel. Plus enough research verbiage to bury myself if not careful. And this story will still be predominately from Diana's POV but will be giving the bad guys some air time and Catherine also.
And now for my next magic trick, a rabbit out of the hat!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:57 PM (49rjL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)
Absolutely.
Whatever marginal pull I have around here will be fully devoted to defending you.
In fact, I take full responsibility for whatever you post. Let it be known amongst the Horde that I'm responsible for pushing you to post the pic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
He, uh, is clearly more concerned with your front...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (MYPM9)
Ergo they are both racist pigs. I will be filing reports on them with the EEOC.
Posted by: Vespers O'hoolihan at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (P6Jv8)
Have yet to spend much time reading them, but I do look forward to doing it.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (rhjQp)
I'll have your back. And your front.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:59 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Browndog at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (ccfl2)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
*Pulls out lion*
Hmmm. Must be the wrong hat.
Posted by: Bullwinkle J Moose at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (awspb)
I'll be right back. Something just popped up.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (27veP)
May I offer a suggestion? When others are going for such a name change they basically pull the trigger immediately but will do a (formerly XXXXXX) after it. So just go with Emmie (formerly Mindy) so you can have people use to calling you Emmie. .
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2015 12:03 AM (bHhan)
Have yet to spend much time reading them, but I do look forward to doing it.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (rhjQp)
In high school if I went to get info from the EB Nixon was still serving. (During Bush I)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (9jeGC)
I'm actually cool with that.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (9jeGC)
The fan that fell from the upper deck at tonight's Braves/Yankees game died.
Dammit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)
Nice wrist watch.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (OMXTD)
http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8
http://tinypic.com/r/wkpiyo/8
http://tinypic.com/r/wkpiyo/8
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)
Fucking GOPe.
(It just went off the Steeler emblem though.)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (9jeGC)
Thats dicked up, Yo!
Posted by: Gangsta Orwell at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: crazywalt77 at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (CglNh)
Posted by: Duckman, Private Dick/Family Man at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (awspb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
That old thing? Unreliable. The entries only had one author apiece. You can only trust the accuracy of articles that were potentially altered by everyone in the world.
Posted by: Jimmy Whales at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (P6Jv8)
But now, suddenly, I find myself taking a rather avid interest into motorboating.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)
Oh boy!
Ah loves me some Jello pudding!!!
Thanks Bebe!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (hRytD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk
N.B. also an appropriate ONT theme.
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:09 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (27veP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (Vm8WO)
*thud*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bullwinkle J Moose
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And at that moment, Walter Palmer and Sarah Palin enter the room, armed to the teeth...
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015
Says DC from his bunk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (OMXTD)
Ah loves me some Jello pudding!!!
Thanks Bebe!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (
Uh bill. Join you for a drink? Umm I don't think so. I gotta ... do some laundry.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (
Buzzion can see that you're lying!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:14 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
*****
All of that and a rather touching display of patriotism added in. God Bless America!
And, of course, Bebe, who made that all possible.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (7vsWz)
Beautiful day, beautiful night with a killer moon.
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (9jeGC)
--Music:
https://youtu.be/7eJY-i6q-Z8
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9jeGC)
Too many Micks.
Posted by: NAACP at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (q509P)
GGE
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Pervy 'ron at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9jeGC)
That's just a filthy filthy truth.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:16 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)
I dunno yet, won't be married until October first.
We do have her all moved in now, turned the keys in for her apartment yesterday.Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:16 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
Too many Micks.
Posted by: NAACP
I now identify as black. And lesbian.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Garrett's 2 x 4 Appreciation at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (j6z1c)
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (OMXTD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
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You mean the Cleavage Club? That's what MoMees are for.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (kPT7a)
Posted by: Pervy 'ron at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (MYPM9)
Of dirty, sweaty workout wear? Ewwwww, that's just sick!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
*reposts this for no reason*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (GEICT)
Now what do you think I should do with this Sharpie I've got?
*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (e+1S5)
Are you gonna wear a tux and kilt?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Poke salad Annie at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (q509P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
*****
The Challenge has been thrown.
Three will enter. Hopefully three will leave.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (7vsWz)
Too many Micks.
Hey I just threw down the gauntlet to get you some SMFH boobage.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (Vm8WO)
Terrible.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (8HGb7)
Here. Hold my beer famous last words
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:21 AM (OMXTD)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (jR7Wy)
*rubs chin thoughtfully*
(probably not, there are some things up which she will not put.
)Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
*****
The Challenge has been thrown.
Three will enter. Hopefully three will leave.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (7vsWz)
Six. You want six to leave. Just saying.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (myVZ6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (MYPM9)
*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (e+1S5)
Ok, based on what I did to an underclassmen or two back in high school, I probably deserve that. I can't even argue.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)
*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM
Somebody must have some of those giant marshmallows we can stick to his face
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (MYPM9)
---
Or "hot racking".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jR7Wy)
Irongrampa is a very happy camper tonight. Took older granddaughter to the range today and let her run the 1911.
We spent the last couple weeks on familiarization drills in prep for today.
First mag I told her to just use it to get the feel and not worry about accuracy--so the first 4 rounds went in the 10 ring and nothing else went outside the 8.
She loves the thing and wants one.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: NAACP
------
Tanned, rested and ready, me boyo.
Posted by: Vester McFlanagan at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (myVZ6)
Saw the first one.
NO.
But I think some of them are funny.
But the nude/prego is weird.
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (9jeGC)
So, just a typical Saturday night.
*passes drink of choice.
Thank you, sir!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (j6z1c)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (myVZ6)
*****
I sit corrected.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (7vsWz)
and not worry about accuracy--so the first 4 rounds went in the 10 ring
and nothing else went outside the 8.
She loves the thing and wants one.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jeCnD)
Outstanding! When I took Mrs Hades to the range she got them all in the 8 ring or better as well, shooting a Glock 21 with .22 conversion, a Glock 19 (9mm), and then the 21 with the .45ACP slide installed. Strangely enough she did the best with the Glock 21 in .45ACP, so there might have to be one in her future... (it belonged to a friend)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:25 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: The Beginning of Moby Dick, after seeing Bebe's pics at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: 3-boobed chick from Total Recall at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (awspb)
When he wakes up, Tell him you traced it.
Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (j6z1c)
Bwwaaahhhh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (Vm8WO)
............
I laughed only because I had a few as well but didn't find it prudent to throw out .
Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (zS+qK)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667161448841217
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667360942505984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667764333903872
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667972912431104
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668285627113473
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23
Glad she is into guns and not jewelry
Sounds like a fun day at the range
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (OMXTD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (W5DcG)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668471338323969
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668611356782593
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668776599752704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668907545927681
Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (awspb)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (e+1S5)
You would perfect,
Know women are roundabout,
Men are direct.
There are exceptions,
but you'd be a fool
Not to recognize
this is the rule.
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - man! at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (ACs58)
http://tinyurl.com/p3vd3oe
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (zyIlW)
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The one of the guy holding the cat with the Santa hat had me dry heaving with laughter. Crazy eyes! He's like a Bond villain on a budget!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (e+1S5)
I can hear Cougar laughing from here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)
GGE, the young lady (16) is an absolute natural. Her Dad and I were talking about her getting into shooting and see just how good she really is.
I can only take her so far.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (9jeGC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (zyIlW)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (OMXTD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:34 AM (jR7Wy)
They can't have any fans left.
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA
A good chunk of the country thinks John Stewart is both a comedian and an incisive political thinker.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:34 AM (MYPM9)
Look, homie, you sent those pics to me. I didn't ask for them.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:35 AM (e+1S5)
I can only take her so far.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (jeCnD)
That's super IG. Maybe she will get into competitions. At any rate, it's great to have another shooter.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (UQGss)
I better call it a night so I can make the Book Thread tomorrow.
Be well, y'all!
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)
http://tinyurl.com/poal65m
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (zyIlW)
Quite impressive. Though I vote for http://s838.photobucket.com/user/elle_jaye1/media/image_zps53817921.jpg.html
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:38 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (P6Jv8)
There is now a subcategory of fit. Skinny. It is on a tiny little fucking label on the waistband. Nowhere else.
Put these things on when geting up morning 1, and I could barely get the waistband above short hair showing level, like Burt in the 70s. I don't know how these hipster douchebags make this work.
*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (7vsWz)
Remember, all, you are Americans--the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (zyIlW)
http://tinyurl.com/poal65m
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM
Yay!!!!!! Eris's turn!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa
Gracias, Senor!
Posted by: Undocumented Moron at August 30, 2015 12:43 AM (MYPM9)
*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
Being a super-skinny male waif with no testosterone helps. Also, hipsters have no balls, so that saves space.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner--Don't you think I'm sexy? at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)
---
Sorry, I don't have any shots ready and I'm in my jammies. Another time perhaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:45 AM (j6z1c)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:45 AM (e+1S5)
Pixy/minx: blogging software only a honey badger could love.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:46 AM (P6Jv8)
http://tinyurl.com/poal65m
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM
****
I hope he is wise enough to avail himself of Vitamins B and E, as well as IV Hydration prior to arrival.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:46 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (jR7Wy)
Hmmm I sense a dodge. What you think SMFH?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:47 AM (fiP+4)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:48 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
It's great. Super classy. It's all they talk about in Eastern Europe and all of the bigger "-stan" countries. It's YUUUGE there.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:48 AM (awspb)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:50 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)
***
*nods sagely while quietly retreating*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:50 AM (jR7Wy)
Sounds line someone needs some vodka Martinis
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:52 AM (fiP+4)
For once I agree with Cochran,
*hides manfully under chair*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)
*smiles*
Still laughing at calling you over.
"Hey, you have handcuffs, right?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)
*****
Phrasing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)
Do tell. Did he make the motorboat noises too?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (fiP+4)
Hmmm I sense a dodge.
It could just be a safety precaution, to avoid another ONT medical emergency.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2015 12:54 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 12:55 AM (q509P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)
I have met Eris twice, at NoVaMoMe. All joking aside, she's an awesome person and you will be better off if you get to meet her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)
PG!!! It's boobeh pic nite. Pony up!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:57 AM (fiP+4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)
Which is why we're going to go liven up the river walk
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:59 AM (fiP+4)
wth is going on in here?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)
**
You know the rule. Pics or....oohhh, nevermind.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:00 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)
---
Awww, thanks! *blushes*
But this clasping of each other to one's heaving bosoms compels me to say, yet again -- we need to have Kaboom-a-Palooza one of these days.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 01:00 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:59 AM (fiP+4)
Hey, we have a River Walk down here in Jax. You ladies wanna come visit, the wife and I will be glad to meet you all.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (GEICT)
wth is going on in here?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)
Summertime Saturday night -- bored 'ettes-style. Teasing the 'rons.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (Z2E7n)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (q509P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:02 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)
Matters not. Guys love them all.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:02 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (q509P)
Detention. Big time. Heh, & I still have my uniform. No, no pics. Uniforms are identifiable info.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (fiP+4)
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (fiP+4)
Oh my.
I think the skirt is mainly what the Rons are looking for.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (ENe42)
Not for long.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)
*****
Obection!
Statement assumes facts not entered into eveidence with the usual pics.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (7vsWz)
A bit. Pro tip: buy Gatorade. Like the Sam's Club pack.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (e+1S5)
Shot glass of 1/2 Evian, 1/2 Poland Spring.
Drop it into a pint glass of Deer Park.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GEICT)
Like I said, identifiable.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (fiP+4)
Posted by: The Muse at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (YJmuy)
You behave now, okay? Give Buzzion a good show.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (fiP+4)
The skirt is? Really? I mean, I'm not even perving Moron style here. I'm legitimately stunned that the skirt is identifiable.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (fiP+4)
And? Big boobs are great. Small boobs are just as great. It's Science.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (q509P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (YJmuy)
There is now a subcategory of fit. Skinny. It is on a tiny little fucking label on the waistband. Nowhere else.
Put these things on when geting up morning 1, and I could barely get the waistband above short hair showing level, like Burt in the 70s. I don't know how these hipster douchebags make this work.
*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (7vsWz)
It's why I buy my Wrangler's at the hardware store.
I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)
****
LOL. Yoga time!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (7vsWz)
Hoard, tell it how it is...
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:10 AM (q509P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
------
So was I once upon a time. Cheer up, there's always options.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:11 AM (P6Jv8)
You should get the documentary Hatemongers. Fascinating stuff, but told from a pro-Westboro perspective.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:26 PM (P6Jv
You mean two of them managed to find honest work? That must have pissed old Fred off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GEICT)
568 Like Tartans?
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (q509P)
Exactly! Some are tartan. Others have different prints. I can pick out kids that go to my grammar school around the neighborhood from the uniform.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (fiP+4)
I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)
*****
Kohls has been reliable for years until now.
I will buy them at a gas station or flea market before I spend money there again
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (7vsWz)
I'm about 100 pages into it. So far. So good.
Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (WQ7Wn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl,
..........................
Page one, rule one, ma'am...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (fiP+4)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:14 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (NGd+i)
This whole civility thing has gone too far.
Though the only responsible thing, at this point, is to take to its logical conclusion. So the 'ettes just need to keep posting digital cheesecake.
We need to know what happens when things go too far. For the children - sort of.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (QDnY+)
I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)
The end cap at Tractor Supply. 15 bucks.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (GzDYP)
This bourbon ain't gonna drink itself - who's in?
Already have one poured for BC, DC & Infidel...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)
Seconded.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (q509P)
Though the only responsible thing, at this point, is to take to its logical conclusion. So the 'ettes just need to keep posting digital cheesecake.
We need to know what happens when things go too far. For the children - sort of.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (QDnY+)
Yyyeeeaahhh. How's about you leave me & my girls out of that.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:19 AM (fiP+4)
Already have one poured for BC, DC Infidel...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)
Dammit, gotta stay up tonight...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:19 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (q509P)
This bourbon ain't gonna drink itself - who's in?
Already have one poured for BC, DC & Infidel...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)
****
If a tall beer works, I'll self supply.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (7vsWz)
I will buy them at a gas station or flea market before I spend money there again
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (7vsWz)
The end cap at Tractor Supply. 15 bucks.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (GzDYP)
$12 next to the grill parts at True Value.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Kenway at August 30, 2015 01:21 AM (69ty/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Kenway at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (69ty/)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Now that's a TRUE value.
Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (q509P)
He said he'd post after Saturday. Hopefully that means tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: BCochran1981
..........................
I'm still trying to catch up - but, are you talking about GGE?
Personally, I have no interest in his skirt.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Now that's a TRUE value.
Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (W5DcG)
Look for it at your neighborhood True Value store.
Posted by: Zombie Pat Summerall at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)
****
Wasn't that JeanQ, with a lot of smoke and winds?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (7vsWz)
............
ha!! I'm a member as well but as I tell my hubby a few bucks for some air and latitude I'll be looking good. He's not buying it
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:26 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Kenway
------
I took it to mean you were pulled over for DUI.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:27 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)
****
Sounds like a good man and the right one for you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:29 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)
Was it Draki? Jean had smoke incoming, but settling close by because she's in a valley far enough away.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:29 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (q509P)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)
lol!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:32 AM (0O7c5)
Trouble neglect you,
Angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.
Slainte!
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:33 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:35 AM (q509P)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:35 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (zyIlW)
Fire info, for those interested:
http://inciweb.nwcg.gov/unit/32/
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
Just keep drinking so if someone makes a toast, you're covered.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (awspb)
His last comment was 307 (I think).
He said that he would let us know "after Saturday" - so I ain't panicking. Yet.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (ENe42)
Cause that's what happened to the last person that called it a skirt.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (UQGss)
Lettuce try again!
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (q509P)
Probably both, but I offer the following:
May the best day of your past
Be the worst day of your future
Slainte'!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Marco Rubio
Partying on your luxury super-yacht, no doubt.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:39 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)
****
Sounds like a good man and the right one for you.
.......,....
I keep trying to believe that. Had a tough disagreement tonight. I let him win then went and cried. Just once I wish I could be the one to win
Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Barbie at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (mxd0k)
Cause that's what happened to the last person that called it a skirt.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (UQGss)
There's always the joke about the women that ask what's under a guys kilt. He lets them check. "Oh that is gruesome!" "Why don't you check again. It grew some more!"
Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (bHhan)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (awspb)
Good strategery right there. Thanks!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (GzDYP)
Lettuce try again!
Posted by: Dodge City
...................
I'll try to ketchup.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (ENe42)
Musta been a prodigy.
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:41 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:45 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (zS+qK)
*
Sorry to hear that. Talk to us, if you think it would help you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:46 AM (7vsWz)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:47 AM (GzDYP)
Time to steal their wallets, weapons and electronics.
Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:47 AM (q509P)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:48 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:48 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:49 AM (rhjQp)
Time to steal their wallets, weapons and electronics.
Posted by: FBI A-TEAM
Get a warrant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:49 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:50 AM (PfVjp)
Take it up with a higher authority IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:51 AM (q509P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (0O7c5)
Check it out. Forget who linked it first, maybe Eris.
http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/c3/2f/69/c32f695eb05cd5418b45c6f94f36ea19.jpg
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:52 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:54 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:55 AM (NGd+i)
Pixy strips it out, for some good reason.
so patch it or wait for a tinyurl-like update
Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:56 AM (q509P)
It's like I don't even know you 'ettes anymore!
ODMom, PG, AHE, Jean Q, Molly - c'mon...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:57 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:59 AM (rhjQp)
http://tinyurl.com/qyp85xg
http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/c3/2f/69/c32f695eb05cd5418b45c6f94f36ea19.jpg
650 Replace ___ with IMG
Pixy strips it out, for some good reason.
so patch it or wait for a tinyurl-like update
Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:00 AM (q509P)
Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:03 AM (q509P)
Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (q509P)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (XPFNf)
That's what I thought.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover
...........................
I ain't scared*
Show us your tits!
*my girlfriend is armed and drives a tank.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: helpful
I just had to run to the kitchen for another beer.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (awspb)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (0O7c5)
My eyes! Brin bleach, stat!
Once seen, never unseen.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:06 AM (q509P)
Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:08 AM (q509P)
Once seen, never unseen.
Just keep repeating to yourself:
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:09 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:09 AM (awspb)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 02:10 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:10 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)
My inlaws actually still try to stoke it, to no avail, because reason and what's best for us prevails. Because us.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:12 AM (GzDYP)
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
1880 poster
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Posted by: Love it tho at August 30, 2015 02:13 AM (q509P)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:14 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)
You couldn't figure out how to get a guy tiny??? Pointing and laughing is always a good start.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7n)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2015 02:17 AM (bHhan)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:18 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)
You couldn't figure out how to get a guy tiny??? Pointing and laughing is always a good start.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7n)
GET A ROOM.
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:18 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 02:19 AM (MYPM9)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:14 AM (NGd+ii)
***
You will and you will like it. *Hic*
We will return the favor in the afternoon threads.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:19 AM (XPFNf)
I am the very model of a modern Major General
I'm attracted to vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the Queens of Castro Street and I quote the Grievances historical
From Civil Rights to Rape Culture in order categorical
Posted by: That general who made male ROTC cadets march in high heels at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (awspb)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7
Like, dissuading someone that got too fresh? Always nipped unwanted attention in the bud, before anyone got their junk out.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (Vm8WO)
*****
Sure. Let's go with that.
Posted by: CreepyBoobieStalker at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (q509P)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:29 AM (kPT7a)
Posted by: CreepyBoobieStalker at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (XPFNf)
Hey, What happens in the privacy of your home is strictly between you, Buzzion and the rest of the Fapping Ghosts. I meant live & in person.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:29 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:33 AM (GzDYP)
Didn't know it was broken.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)
Dislocated. Sounded yucky
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:34 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (PfVjp)
***
You are excused. Hurry back, now!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:34 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:35 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:36 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:35 AM (Vm8WO)
*****
Nigh Bebe. Thanks for the images.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:37 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:38 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
To go with your rum & coke
https://youtu.be/WiayZdPESno
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (PfVjp)
I have a friend that did that. It looks really nice, but don't know how it holds up.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (GzDYP)
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
Nope, not working.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
Still seeing it,
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
never mind, it's burned into my glasses. I think it will go away if I clean them, Whoo, That was close.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:41 AM (brIR5)
Didn't know it was broken.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)
He jammed it during an ONT in an unfortunate incident with his pants. It is for precisely this reason that pants are not recommended during ONTs.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:42 AM (kPT7a)
https://youtu.be/WiayZdPESno
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (awspb)
Love that tune!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:43 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:43 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:38 AM (PfVjp)
*****
I grew up playing softball in Chicago. 16", no mitts. This used to happen about twice a game.
NOT recommended for later in life.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (GzDYP)
I thin you might want to look at melamine paint, made from Chinese pet food (just kidding). Gives a nice hard durable surface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:45 AM (aRgrb)
Have you tried watching Polish maids churning butter?
No, but I have contemplated Bayerische biermadchen in their dirndls.
Or out of them.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:46 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:42 AM (kPT7a)
****
I think this says more about Slap than it does his pants.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:46 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:47 AM (brIR5)
I grew up playing softball in Chicago. 16", no mitts. This used to happen about twice a game.
NOT recommended for later in life.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (XPFNf)
Ouch (still) with you there myself, bro.
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:48 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:47 AM (brIR5)
This is indeed true. More research required...
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (aRgrb)
By Phranc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYn3B-vjt5c
Haahahahahhaaaahahhah.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:51 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:48 AM (q509P)
**
*Painful* *Clink!*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:52 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 02:56 AM (q509P)
I want to do a reboot: Hillary's Server
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 02:56 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:57 AM (PfVjp)
By Phranc
Posted by: Kindltot
Remember that Ready For Hillary! country song from that gay hipster "cowboy" douche?
El Oh fucking El.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:58 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:59 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:02 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:03 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 03:05 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Infidel
Just rummaging through the cupboards. Don't know why beer makes me crave salty snacks. Maybe I should just suck on a bouillon cube.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:06 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:03 AM (PfVjp)
Not yet, just doing laundry. Work clothes for the week, Mrs Hades will get the rest of it tomorrow as I sleep.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (NGd+i)
Its better than spiders.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Infidel
.......................
Fapping.
Waiting for more bewb pics.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (NGd+i)
6:30 PM to 7:00 AM Sunday through Wednesday. Unfortunately the 'puter at work does not allow commenting although I can see the page. I sometimes throw the odd comment in from the phone though.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:11 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (NGd+i)
St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)
*****
I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter
.............................
Do you have to iron your skirts for work?
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (ENe42)
Maybe just have another beer.
Decisions.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:16 AM (PfVjp)
St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)
*****
I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)
Good advice. Everywhere, not just here; but especially here.
I should also note that I've been able to post quite long links recently without getting the "posting long links is annoying" issue -- and even longer ones if I inserted a random space every 30 characters or so. Oddly, Firefox splices the ones with inserted spaces back together without needing to edit if I c'n'p 'em back into the browser bar.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 03:18 AM (kPT7a)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:19 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:19 AM (q509P)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:23 AM (XPFNf)
St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)
*****
I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... GOOGLE
st pauli girl logo
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:23 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (q509P)
st pauli girl logo
Posted by: Laydoffski
You're not my supervisor!
Posted by: Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene Tunt at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:27 AM (NGd+i)
*****
You are a rather insistant new person. Interesting...Ira.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:28 AM (XPFNf)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:31 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Infidel at
........................
No.
Put the beer down.
Patch the ceiling. Practice, so you can come patch all the holes in my walls...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:33 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 03:33 AM (kPT7a)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:35 AM (PfVjp)
https://youtu.be/vgWkF1M6pSU
OK, so it just mentions her in the first verse, it's all I got.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 03:36 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:37 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (ENe42)
Nope, they're just pocket T's. Not uniforms or anything, although they have been making noise about getting some. I told them it didn't matter to me because I wear coveralls anyway.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (UQGss)
Discus.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (awspb)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:41 AM (UQGss)
Discus.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (awspb)
Before or after you do the little fold thing?
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:44 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Sgt Dickhead at August 30, 2015 03:47 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:49 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Laydoffski
Up to you. That's why I said discus.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:51 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 03:57 AM (YJmuy)
...................................
Sorry, GGE. I don't mean to be a broken record. I just can't help but swinging at an inside curve.
I know you can squish me like a bug. But I'll continue with the skirt jokes if it's all the same to you.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:57 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 03:58 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:58 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:04 AM (q509P)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 04:05 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:05 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:06 AM (q509P)
And now I really am out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 04:06 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:07 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Paul Anka at August 30, 2015 04:08 AM (4nTsn)
I should bail too. Where did 4AM come from?
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:09 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Anka Biter at August 30, 2015 04:09 AM (q509P)
This might be nice to go to sleep to... if you're so inclined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8878chOvfI
John Barlycorn
Posted by: Anka Biter at August 30, 2015 04:16 AM (q509P)
Parlez Vous!
Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:18 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:24 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:26 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 04:27 AM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Infidel
--------------------
Oh, the irony...
I am laughing so hard right now.
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:28 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:32 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:32 AM (q509P)
Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at August 30, 2015 04:33 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:36 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother... at August 30, 2015 04:36 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: trump/bolton at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (0/7ih)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:40 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: Toki Wartooth at August 30, 2015 04:41 AM (4nTsn)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:42 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (awspb)
meh!
You weren't sober when you dreamed up that Banking Act! You were higher than a kite in a space balloon!!!!
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ... at August 30, 2015 04:43 AM (qOsoH)
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Don't know it this will work.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:44 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:45 AM (PfVjp)
the templeras went underground.
why is lake St. Clair one of the great lakes?
you morons scwable about every thing but
all this combinened knowledge has acually been never
focused on a singal target.
the best defense is a good offense.
Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:47 AM (0/7ih)
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ...
You bettah hale to the queen bitchez.
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:48 AM (awspb)
YOU KEEP EM COMIN'
Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:51 AM (q509P)
any house yow heart desires
zewo down, financing
I am the banking queen
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:53 AM (awspb)
On the ocean?
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:54 AM (ENe42)
Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:55 AM (0/7ih)
Posted by: Clark W Griswold at August 30, 2015 04:55 AM (awspb)
It's just nice to be away from the office for 10 glorious days.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:56 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:56 AM (0/7ih)
Posted by: Wakeupitus at August 30, 2015 04:57 AM (q509P)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2015 05:01 AM (nSbUf)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 05:03 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ... at August 30, 2015 05:18 AM (qOsoH)
I see your Beatles & raise you a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsOJAaZ1a2A
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:24 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 05:25 AM (0/7ih)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:28 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:29 AM (aMeMZ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 05:31 AM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:32 AM (aMeMZ)
Posted by: Emily Litella... at August 30, 2015 05:33 AM (qOsoH)
sober.
so just a few things I've been pondering
1. BHO and his cohorts seem to have started a low grade race war, the murder of the TV peepes in VA and the Sheriff in Houston come to mind.
2. I like Trumps style. I think he hs a possibility to govern like Schwartzenegger since Trumps core belief's seem to shift from time to time
Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:36 AM (aMeMZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsOJAaZ1a2A
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ...
I'll see your Beatles and raise you a
https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4
Posted by: Sterling Archer at August 30, 2015 05:37 AM (awspb)
I said prudes, not prunes. I would hate to see what conclusions you would jump to trying to read my novel Golden Isis. Oy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:38 AM (49rjL)
This from a student of Bill Ayres? Shocked, I am.
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:38 AM (qOsoH)
Golden Icys?!?! You work for 7-11?
Posted by: Emily Litella... at August 30, 2015 05:46 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Emily Litella...
Golden Icy? That's a golden showah in Minnesota, wight?
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 05:47 AM (awspb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:48 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Daffy Duck... at August 30, 2015 05:50 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Capt. Kirk at August 30, 2015 05:51 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Hatters & Dormouse, Esquires ... at August 30, 2015 05:53 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Hatters & Dormouse, Esquires ... at August 30, 2015 05:53 AM (qOsoH)
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"I thought he was a Socialist, but he was really a totalitarian control freak asshole, who thought he had an innate right to micromanage everyone's life".
LOL. I feel no sympathy for these idiots. I wish they would all secede of their own accord on an even bigger scale, next time.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 06:00 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 06:03 AM (P6Jv8)
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