We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stray Voltage: Hillary Clinton Now Being Investigated Under the Espionage Act

This strikes me as, um, problematic, as all the kids say.

An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation into Hillary Clinton's server and the focus includes a provision of the law pertaining to "gathering, transmitting or losing defense information," an intelligence source told Fox News.

The section of the Espionage Act is known as 18 US Code 793.

A separate source, who also was not authorized to speak on the record, said the FBI will further determine whether Clinton should have known, based on the quality and detail of the material, that emails passing through her server contained classified information regardless of the markings.

Now you might think that sounds bad for Grandmonster Hillary.

Nah, don't sweat it, says as progressive cretin David Ignatius at the Washington Post, a totally unbiased paper, swearsies.


The Hillary Clinton e-mail 'scandal' that isn't

Splendid! It's not a sneer without sneer quotes.

By David Ignatius Opinion writer August 27 at 8:37 PM

Does Hillary Clinton have a serious legal problem because she may have transmitted classified information on her private e-mail server? After talking with a half-dozen knowledgeable lawyers, I think this "scandal" is overstated. Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.

David Petraus disagrees.


"It's common" that people end up using unclassified systems to transmit classified information, said Jeffrey Smith, a former CIA general counsel who’s now a partner at Arnold & Porter, where he often represents defendants suspected of misusing classified information.

Ah, the guy who defends people who mishandle classified information says it's no biggie.

You can read the rest if you enjoy bad writing which is dumb and partisan.

You may wonder, doesn't this deserve a flaming skull?

No. For some news, we note its import by an even more urgent signal than the flaming skull.

Some news is so enormous as to beg -- nay, demand -- a Realness Update:

Posted by: Ace at 04:21 PM




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1 Beware the greys!!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)

2 Aww you fixed it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)

3 I Spy ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (qOsoH)

4 Since when does a Realness Update trump a Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: it's like I don't know this place anymore at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (ZtFr+)

5 Ooooh, I like spy movies. The thrills, the car chases... what, this one features Depends brand adult diapers?????

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (jBuUi)

6 They are going to 'queer' the deal from the outset, thereby making sure appeals are made ad vomitus (sounds all lawyerly).

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (go5uR)

7 Man, couldn't this news have waited until December? At this rate she'll be booked before the first votes are cast.

Posted by: Serrious Cat at August 28, 2015 04:22 PM (UypUQ)

8 4 Since when does a Realness Update

TRUMP

a Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: it's like I don't know this place anymore at August 28, 2015 04:21 PM (ZtFr+


Aiyeeee!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Any one of several recent commenters at August 28, 2015 04:24 PM (vgIRn)

9 So who is going to blink first in this game of chicken between the Clintons and Obama?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2015 04:24 PM (IN7k+)

10 Will Barbara Feldon play Hillary in the TV version?

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (jBuUi)

11 Also from David Ignatius: About this so-called 'holocaust'

Posted by: Ronald Raven at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (9Du4t)

12 So who is going to blink first in this game of chicken between the Clintons and Obama?

When elephants tussle, it's the grass that gets trampled ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (qOsoH)

13 I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?

Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

14
Ignatius lead defense witness for Clinton is one Jeffrey Smith who is given four paragraphs of quotes defending Clinton. Ignatius identifies Smith as "a former CIA general counsel whos now a partner at Arnold Porter, where he often represents defendants suspected of misusing classified information." Smith is the only named source in Ignatius column.

Ignatius and The Post failed to disclose that Smith served as a close national security adviser for Hillary Clintons 2008 presidential campaign and that Smith has a history with the Clintons going back to at least President Bill Clintons election in 1992.

thegatewaypundit.com


Whoops!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:26 PM (kdS6q)

15 But Ignatius consulted with lawyers, and not just lawyers, but

"knowledgeable" lawyers. So, he should know, right?

I say we just forget all about this Clinton thing and talk about Trump.

Posted by: your betters in the media at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (bynk/)

16 I still predict nothing will come of this. I hope-- sincerely hope-- that I am spectacularly wrong.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (Q9jSr)

17 Uh erm...KILL WHITEY!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (fJ5wU)

18 The Hillary Clinton e-mail 'scandal' that isn't

That's because it isn't a mere "email scandal"; it's an espionage and treason scandal.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (jBuUi)

19 I would like to take this opportunity to announce I will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of the United States.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (so+oy)

20 Light the Flaming Dog Poo signal!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 28, 2015 04:27 PM (jR7Wy)

21 She will plead to some misdemeanor.

It will become old news.

The real problem the fact she operated this to hide stuff will be forgotten.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (HkcOx)

22 David Ignatius Opinion "writer."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (W5DcG)

23 Lindsay Lohan for President! A step up from the herd!

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (gy5kE)

24 Of course the classified data was moved to her servers so that it could be shared with those who did not have a clearance. They had to move that data physically, probably scanning it in. Why would they move it on there for any other reason?

Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (AjoTQ)

25 "Does Hillary Clinton have a serious legal problem because she may have transmitted classified information on her private e-mail server?"

Transmitted? Pfft. Considering the looseness of the Clinton Foundation, she probably sold it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (1CroS)

26 I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?


Most of us skipped it because the wake has been going on for three days.

He would be proud of us.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (JtwS4)

27 What difference, at this point, does it make if I does feel tired of the vast right wing conspiracy?

Posted by: the C-Hag at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (zxnPQ)

28 By the way, Mrs. E brought back 3 wee bottles of scotch for me, 10, 16, and 25 years old. So two questions about scotch drinking from a ignorant heavy equipment operator.
1. I'm pretty sure the 25 year old is 'legal', but the 10 and 16 year olds?
2. And if I drink just one of the bottles will it make me do stupid stuff? Like confessing to buying an AK while she's been gone?
Is that three questions? It is, isn't it? Stop me from asking questions for the love of all decency!

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (go5uR)

29 From a tree in Brooklyn to a $hitter in Jersey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 28, 2015 04:29 PM (DsveK)

30 Light the Flaming Dog Poo signal!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta


Step on it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG)

31 Goodbye Hillary.

Posted by: Virtual Feces at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (E5UB0)

32 I will agree with Trump supporters about this:

If Trump wins the Republican nomination, he will win the general election in a cake-walk.

As would my cat. He's not a Republican; but then neither is Trump.

Hillary has basically smeared herself from head to toe with her own feces and set herself on fire. Bernie Sanders might win 10% of the vote. My one fear: Smokin' Joe Biden. Because we might just nominate the one guy who makes Joe Biden seem like a sober, stable public servant with gravitas.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (LqrRo)

33 * cough *

Posted by: Your Betters in the GOP at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (Ck8hC)

34 "An FBI 'A-team' is leading the 'extremely serious' investigation into Hillary Clinton's server"

I have never before heard that phrase being used to describe a Bureau working group.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (noWW6)

35 I just saw some ad that said "click here for a chance to win Dinner with Hillary".

Something told me not to click on it.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (v6Osy)

36 Ace,I put something on Twitter from PJMedia about Rubio it has link to your earlier post this afternoon.

Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (sj3Ax)

37 I ain't in no ways one o' them there rogue operatives!

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (jBuUi)

38 I've maintained from the beginning that if one were inclined to sell state secrets to foreign powers, using an unsecure server might be a way to create plausible deniability.

Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)

39 Anyone who thinks that anyone is going to jail is ... ummm, how to put this gently .... full of poo-poo! That is a hill too far, a stretch of reality, a discounting of the power of love, and money, and ... violence ... and money. bah! All walk free.

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (gy5kE)

40 I think Carville is having a coronary so severe that turns his face normal about now.

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (1CroS)

41 The 'A-Team'?

Who plays Mr T? How about Murdoch?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (l0lja)

42 Obama is SCOAMT.

Hillary is the Inspector Clouseau of international espionage.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (E5UB0)

43 Avenge Me!!!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (DsveK)

44 Beast better get Huma to start stitching 'PRISONER' to the back of that orange pantsuit.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (xWW96)

45 Sonofabitch, you already held Buzzion's funeral? I didn't even see the announcement.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (LqrRo)

46 There's nothing illegal about 10 yr old scotch! It's just cheaper!

I'm not a scotch drinker, however, so I'll some of the other 'rons chime in.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (so+oy)

47 Back to garden. I posted to Twitter from phone here too!

Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (sj3Ax)

48 "An FBI 'A-team' is leading the 'extremely serious' investigation into Hillary Clinton's server"

Is Mr. T on that team?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (W5DcG)

49
I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01



At the wake, his widow got sloppy drunk and started hitting on the waiters. Claiming "Widow's Right" or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (kdS6q)

50 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.


Behold the intellectual acumen of a WaPo reporter, who cannot distinguish between the principle of whether someone committed an offense, and the practical matter of whether a prosecutor would see fit to prosecute him for it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)

51 YES!!

"Sh#t just got real" clip!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

52
This is all happening too early...this means she'll be cleared of any wrongdoing.

But we can hope.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (u49WF)

53 This whole administration violates the Espionage Act every day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (JgpFm)

54 Sadly, for Hilary's base, being under investigation under the 'Espionage Act' is a credential.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (AC0lD)

55 1. I'm pretty sure the 25 year old is 'legal', but the 10 and 16 year olds?

Nice wife. Assuming that's a question and not just a Roman Polanski joke...

Whiskey ages in the barrel, it does not continue to age in the bottle. So the 10 and 16 year olds are as good as they're going to get.

Which should be quite good. Most run of the mill whiskeys are aged 3 years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)

56 "Hillary has basically smeared herself from head to toe with her own feces and set herself on fire."

Early thread winner.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (Q9jSr)

57 The shame of it all is it was a conservative or at least not a lefty this would be head news day in day out by all news service.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (oO1hg)

58 Damn, late to the last thread as usual, so I'll just repeat my last line.

There is no peaceful solution with the liberal scum.

Posted by: Blano at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (aeRWb)

59 List of things that will come of this:

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JIJNV)

60 @46 Shouldn't this one be nic'ed "Jared"?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (xq1UY)

61 45 Sonofabitch, you already held Buzzion's funeral? I didn't even see the announcement.
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (LqrRo)

Don't sweat it man. You can have visitation when we put him on the fish hooks.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)

62 An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation

Mr. T is on the case? I pity the fool who donates to Hillary!

And I would pay good money to see a 1983 Mr. T vs. 1965 Barbara Feldon jello-wrestling match.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)

63 We're gonna need a bigger bottle of Everclear.

Posted by: Clinton Campaign HQ at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (FdOlH)

64
Looks we have some sort of sea monster in the water.

I believe that's a Kraken!

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (u49WF)

65 Thinking ahead to 2016...

Wonder if Obama will pardon her or let her twist in the wind?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (l0lja)

66 13
I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?

Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

He looked very lifelike.

Posted by: Herman Munster at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (hRytD)

67 A gallon of gas, right out in front of the State Department. Now she could really make a statement of righteousness with that and a bic lighter.

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (gy5kE)

68
Sonofabitch, you already held Buzzion's funeral?
Posted by: Pastafarian



He was a Shia muslim, so they had to bury him before sundown.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (kdS6q)

69 Considering the amount of money she's received from foreign governments, she could be considered a Foreign Agent.

Hillary! Agent 069

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (x3GpS)

70 Would Bill toss Hillary! under the bus to save his own skin?

Posted by: The Pondering Hat at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0TXlm)

71 A Team, meh. I'm holding out for the Mod Squad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (xq1UY)

72 "This whole administration violates the Espionage Act every day."

This whole administration should just change its name to the Rosenberg Administration.

And come to the same end.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (iIzG7)

73 What rule of law?
No, really.
(Jus' sayin'....)






Some are more "equal" than others. It's the State, you know.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (M9X7Y)

74 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (q+zA9)

75 Hillary! Agent 069


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (x3GpS)


Sexy!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (AC0lD)

76 Let's just all take a moment to recall how all of DC and NYC media became absolutely UNGLUED when super-secret CIA analyst desk-jockey Valerie Plame's identity was revealed.

And the subsequent Vanity Fair spread and invites to WH Correspondent's dinner.

But yeah, leaking stuff is really not that bad....unless it's a Republican.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

77 Most run of the mill whiskeys are aged 3 years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)




If you're some fancy-pants rich guy.

Posted by: Bob's House of Kentucky Deluxe at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (vgIRn)

78 I may wait to see this news reported somewhere other than Fox News to get excited about it, however...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (so+oy)

79 Imagine poor Sandy Berger's haberdasher.

He's gonna go through a lot of socks.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (LWu6U)

80 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.

After all, she's not a successful Republican governor in swing state like McDonald.

Posted by: Wendy at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (bpemY)

81 Large, shadowy forces are moving against me.

Posted by: Hilary at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (HstNY)

82 The problem for Hillary goes far beyond her handling of classified materials. Both of her closest aides, Huma Cheryl Mills, also have email problems.

And so far we have only heard the specifics of one company, Swiss bank UBS, that got a languishing application before State rapidly approved by making a generous donation to the Clinton Foundation and hiring Bill for a mega-dollar speech. There are dozens of foreign companies and at least two sovereign nations who did the same thing. And no one who donated had their pending application/appeal rejected.

She should get used to wearing orange for a long time. But don't worry, Hillary - Bill will wait patiently for you to make parole.

Posted by: Adjoran at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (QIQ6j)

83 "Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court."

Yeah, no. Not a self-inflicted wound. Sort of a suicide vest. She just counted on nobody ever getting close enough to her to set it off themselves.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:36 PM (1CroS)

84 I want to get excited, but until I actually see handcuffs, I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (lJJaE)

85 I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

He looked very lifelike.
Posted by: Herman Munster at August 28, 2015 04:34 PM (hRytD)


They nailed the coffin shut so he would stop popping up mid service.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (0NdlF)

86 You know why the Flaming Skull is used so rarely? Because we have all learned that even the most damning news, the most obvious examples of illegality, egregious corruption, or moral turpitude have no consequences for Democrats.

Ask not for whom The Skull Tolls...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)

87 Sorry libs, she doesn't get the Obama treatment.

What is she now? Not a president, that's for sure. She's not in charge of the DOJ or the DoD or the IC. She's Sally Citizen.

You think the boys in law and intel are going to roll over for her simply because she might be president?

This is bigger than Robert Hanssen. No way she goes free.

She should pray for a conviction before Obama leaves office.

Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (GHoXc)

88 The other thing it will not change one Hillary supporter. If she was one of the P.P. videos saying she was cutting out baby brains while they were still alive it would change more people against her.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (oO1hg)

89 Flaming skull is being saved for the "Hillary Indictment" headline?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (l0lja)

90 Just the fact that this harridan is still seriously in the running for the presidency makes me weep for my country.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (Z0p7B)

91 13 I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

It was real and it was spectacular.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (JIJNV)

92 I think that she may be right. I think that maybe there is a vast right wing conspiracy working against her. Thank God!

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (gy5kE)

93
Back to garden. I posted to Twitter from phone here too!

Posted by: Carol at August 28, 2015 04:31 PM (sj3Ax)
**
Hey! No fapping in the garden Carol!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (NpXoL)

94 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.

I apologize for the offense and blasphemy but Jesus Tittyfucking Christ that's stupid.

That's Advanced Stupid.

You know how stupid that is? I presumed it was posted on Vox.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

95 70
Would Bill toss Hillary! under the bus to save his own skin?Posted by: The Pondering Hat at August 28, 2015 04:35 PM (0TXlm)

In a heartbeat. Plus, while the Hilldog is in prison Bill could date again.
A twofer!

Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (hRytD)

96
50 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.


Behold the intellectual acumen of a WaPo reporter, who cannot distinguish between the principle of whether someone committed an offense, and the practical matter of whether a prosecutor would see fit to prosecute him for it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)

He's being paid to write stupid shit, so who can blame him for turning the dial to eleven.

These guys are kind of like the Presidential Spokesman: just spin and lie and spin again.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (MQEz6)

97 I'm not sure we are divining the proper message here. I'm more inclined to think Huma Wiener better start putting her affairs in order.

She's a made-to-order patsy right down to the "foreign" name. It was no accident that her "holier than thou" demeanor was leaked to the press last week.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (xarZM)

98 I chortle from beyond.

Posted by: Cristopher Stevens at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (gwG9s)

99 Would Bill toss Hillary! under the bus to save his own skin?

You gotta ax? There's only one thing BJ Cliton loves more than Little Billy and that's hisownself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (LUgeY)

100 71 A Team, meh. I'm holding out for the Mod Squad.
Posted by: Stringer Davis


Good point -- when did "A-Team" graduate from being the name of a fictional squad to being something referenced in the real world?

Instead of "An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation," why didn't the article begin

An FBI "Mod Squad" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...

or

An FBI "Hogan's Heroes" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (jBuUi)

101 a Realness Update

Are we all dressing like women now?
I just got new Spanx.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (/kI1Q)

102 Corpses popping upright... yeah they saw that in the Allied POW camps the Japanese ran on the Railway of Death. As the corpses burned, some would pop right up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (JgpFm)

103 Most run of the mill whiskeys are aged 3 years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
-------------

Most East Tennessee run of the still whiskeys are aged 3 days. A guy told me. No idea who he is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (9mTYi)

104 Former shit status: Clydesdale

Current shit status: Triceratops

Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)

105 >>Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.


This is like tax fraud: it's usually done to hide a bigger crime.

She likely used her own email server to hide things that were much, much worse. Just follow the Clinton Foundation money during her tenure as SoS....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (NOIQH)

106 Does this mean Huma's not getting a roon in the white house?

Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghost at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (N1ljp)

107 That's Advanced Stupid.
You know how stupid that is? I presumed it was posted on Vox.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:38 PM (mf5HN)


Your mistake was treating a string of English words conforming to the rules of grammar as if it actually represented a coherent thought.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (0NdlF)

108 The Corpsemen couldn't hold them down?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (DsveK)

109 I think we need yet another law... *thud*

If the crime someone is charted with is a felony, there is NO prosecutorial discretion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (JgpFm)

110 I agree no flaming skull, to a normal natural population at this point it would be expected she would already be under indictment.

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (oO1hg)

111 I apologize for the offense and blasphemy but Jesus Tittyfucking Christ that's stupid.

Jots "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ" in notebook. A keeper.

*walks away whistling*

Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (hRytD)

112 Can we transport her to federal prison in a boxcar?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (KCQo0)

113 "Does this mean Huma's not getting a roon in the white house?"

You misspelled "Leavenworth."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (iIzG7)

114 Couldn't happen to a nicer total bitch.

Posted by: Hillary's Victims at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (Zu2jw)

115 It was just a swiffer!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (QM5S2)

116 re 32: if it turns out to be Trump vs Biden, I expect Trump to run lots of commercials that show up Uncle Joe's special talents, eg, from the 2008 campaign "It comes down to a three letter word: J O B S"

Posted by: mallfly at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)

117 I'll say it again, I'm going with the worse possible construction here:

The Clinton's were selling classified information to the highest bidder.

And I don't think for a minute the classified heading was stripped off before sending it to Hillary. More likely they stripped off the heading after this whole thing came to light and someone actually asked them if they had classified information on an insecure server. The was the "oh shit" moment for them.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (LXJ1e)

118 What was that, Hillary?

did you hear that?

Is there someone else on this line?

Posted by: 3 AM Phone Caller at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (jE7gh)

119 Buddy was going to talk. Too bad about that bus, Buddy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)

120 They nailed the coffin shut so he would stop popping up mid service.

We could still hear him pounding to get let out, tho'. That pine box wasn't very well insulated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (LUgeY)

121 @80 - delete a few emails that might or might not hint at insider trading and you've got Preet Bhahra painting 20 years on your back and the press cheering.

Expose everything the SecState sees to anyone capable of running Snort and then compound the offense by claiming that dog ate it, and the press will roll over and ask what's the problem.

Posted by: JEM at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (49nKz)

122 I have been wondering how srs it was to be emailing with cronies and a country's assets and when her 'friends' were going to move in to open business after destabilizing a country (They destabilized) themselves. wonder what came first .

we shall so we can make some bucks?

remember assad was a Great guy (Hillary had said) until He wasn't


also i now understand the
'no blood for oil' deal the Left were shrieking during Bush .

Of course they would BELIEVE that because it IS what the Left actually Does.

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (nqBYe)

123 Memo to HRC:

It's been real but I gotta get going. NORKs are paying 7 figures for me to do 30 minutes at some dinner in November.

Chelsea sends her love. I'll visit you in prison! *winks

Posted by: WJC at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (l0lja)

124 112 Can we transport her to federal prison in a boxcar?

In her new uniform. A burqa.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (HstNY)

125 Send "The Shovel" to deal with her.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=9d2_1417552911

Posted by: Semiliterate Thug at August 28, 2015 04:42 PM (rcnVA)

126 Hillary! was selling secrets to Jake from State Farm?

They both sound hideous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (JgpFm)

127 Real? REAL??? This is what this 'scandal' is.

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Afake%20dog%20poop

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (E5UB0)

128
111 I apologize for the offense and blasphemy but Jesus Tittyfucking Christ that's stupid.

Jots "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ" in notebook. A keeper.

*walks away whistling*
Posted by: Sixkiller at August 28, 2015 04:41 PM (hRytD)



Someone has obviously never seen Team America World Police.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (z/Ubi)

129 "An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation into Hillary Clinton's server. . . "

The FBI investigates people, not servers.

Time is running out.

Tick tock, Hillary. Tick motherfucking tock.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (KCQo0)

130 In a heartbeat. Plus, while the Hilldog is in prison Bill could date again.
A twofer!
Posted by: Sixkiller
...............
Again? I hadn't heard he stopped!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (so+oy)

131 This will almost certainly end with a pardon for Hillary in a quid pro quo for dropping out of the running.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:43 PM (LXJ1e)

132 86 You know why the Flaming Skull is used so rarely? Because we have all learned that even the most damning news, the most obvious examples of illegality, egregious corruption, or moral turpitude have no consequences for Democrats.

Ask not for whom The Skull Tolls...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)


^ This. If we have learned nothing from the last 8 years its that democrats don't have to worry about things like "morals" or "illegality." Those are for the little people or conservatives. Seriously. Granny could be pushing her walker around Leavenworth, and she'd get what, 47-48% of the vote?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (t06LC)

133 Scared for my life riding with this woman.

Seriously.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (hh69c)

134

Never get tired of the Sh*t just got real soundbite.

A fun Friday tickle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (qCMvj)

135 we haven't heard from Egypt for a while what's up there?

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (nqBYe)

136 FBI "Untouchables"...

Nah ain't gonna happen. Be still, my beating heart.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (xq1UY)

137 This phony scandal will just increase the momentum of Hillary's campaign, and here's why...

Posted by: Vox at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (E5UB0)

138 Huma now has a team of six lawyers working for her. David Kendall presumably has hired lawyers. Cheryl Mills? You're going to need a whole firm of lawyers.

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (TxJGV)

139 >>Current shit status: Triceratops



Is it fresh?

Which way do the tracks go?

Posted by: Steven Spielberg Dino Hunter at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (jE7gh)

140 Using the server was a self-inflicted wound by Clinton, but it's not something a prosecutor would take to court.

SEE? SHE'S THE VICTIM HERE!!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

141 So the president that should be impeached and hung for treason is going to prosecute the presidential candidate that should be hung for treason?

That's a fucking valuable thing.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (JIJNV)

142 "This tired old woman,
we almost elected queen"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (JgpFm)

143 Yep. Another close call.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (hh69c)

144 This will almost certainly end with a pardon for Hillary in a quid pro quo for dropping out of the running.

----

Forgot add as part of the deal Hillary will have to be quiet about all the Obama illegalities.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:45 PM (LXJ1e)

145 138 Huma now has a team of six lawyers working for her. David Kendall presumably has hired lawyers. Cheryl Mills? You're going to need a whole firm of lawyers.
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 04:44 PM (TxJGV)

-----------------

Hell, Clinton's lawyers need lawyers at this point.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (LXJ1e)

146 We could still hear him pounding to get let out, tho'. That pine box wasn't very well insulated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
-------------------

Sounded like two skeletons fvcking on a tin roof. I was happy to see the first shovelful of clods being thrown in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (9mTYi)

147 There's no there here, and it doesn't affect her campaign. Nothing in the law says felons can't be President.

Posted by: New York Times at August 28, 2015 04:46 PM (2lndx)

148 Now this, this could go seriously wrong.
http://is.gd/DLcgXI

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (/kI1Q)

149 Former shit status: Clydesdale

Current shit status: Triceratops
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)



I suggest this as a possible Shit Status update image:

http://bit.ly/1cJjyzd

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (mf5HN)

150 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Pie?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (KCQo0)

151 "So the president that should be impeached and hung for treason... "

Not to be pedantic, but it's "hanged." I really don't want to know if he's hung, and I wouldn't mind seeing him hanged.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (iIzG7)

152


Hell, Clinton's lawyers need lawyers at this point.


For receiving classified information.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

153 All of us down at the
Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice Clinic think President Obama
should jail all these peoples lying about Hillary Cliton. Bush lied for 8 years and you people were quite. Bush lied and America died !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (lNSdJ)

154 An FBI "Hogan's Heroes" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...



Sgt. Schultz - Lead Investigator

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (FdFgz)

155 So, Obama hates the Clintons, and that is why the FBI is investigating this scandal, while ignoring the others (IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, etc.)?

Hmmmmmmm.......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (wtvvX)

156 It's par for the course that the "ex-CIA"intelligence expert that the article is based around, Jeffrey H. Smith, is of course a long time Clinton loyalist who headed up Bill Clinton's transition team for the DoD 1992, held numerous political appointee positions under Clinton and some Senate Democrats as well (Sam Nunn was a big one) and is now a lobbyist with a firm that donates massive amounts of money to the Clinton foundation and the Clinton campaign.

One cannot doubt that, were this a longtime Republican operative shilling for, say, Jeb Bush, that the WaPo would feature his extensive credentials as a Bush family lackey, but because he's a 25-year Clintonloyalist he's described as a CIA intelligence expert with nary a mention of his lifetime role as a Clintonite lackey with hopes of ending his career in the Grandma's Cabinet.

Posted by: Bill at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (m/ygP)

157 "This tired old woman,
we almost elected queen"
Posted by: Anna
-----------------

I wouldn't break out celebratory drinks just yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi)

158 What's past is prologue.

In the Nineties, the FBI found itself saddled by the Clinton administration with Jamie Gorelick's ridiculous lawfare "wall" which prevented them from sharing counterterrorist information properly with the rest of the federal apparatus.

Then, after 9/11, the FBI found that they were in the process of being scapegoated over a Clintonian policy they hadn't wanted in the first place.

Clinton nominee George Tenet over at the Agency was quietly pointing a finger at the Bureau and slyly saying, "Well, gosh, we at the CIA just aren't _allowed_ to pursue suspects domestically, but there sure are some people who are _supposed_ to do that stuff, hmmmmmm? That's their _job_, isn't it?"

And the 9/11 Commission members (including Clintonite hacks such as, again, Gorelick) ended up in a pretty deep and serious internal debate about essentially decertifying and dismantling the Bureau as unfit for purpose, and parceling out its law enforcement functions to other federal organs.

It was really only due to a full court press by Robert Mueller to lobby the Commission, and give them unprecedented cooperation and access to Bureau records, that the FBI survived that whole arduous process.

But institutionally, the FBI have to still remember that the Clintons nearly ended up destroying them. They hence will have few friends, if any, inside the Bureau.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (noWW6)

159
anchor baby
anchor baby
anchor baby


ha I said it

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (q+zA9)

160 "Who's hung and who's not."

A question never thought would be asked about this administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (JgpFm)

161 Every major newspaper/show has said this is a nothingburger so there you go....

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (hUdMz)

162 There's no there here, and it doesn't affect her campaign. Nothing in the law says felons can't be President.



White House on Cellblock D

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 04:48 PM (FdFgz)

163
I don't think Cankles will go quietly. I'm getting popcorn.
There will be a Cankles / President 14 Year Old Girl cat fight.

Posted by: GBruno with neutral gender pronoun at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (u49WF)

164 "A question never thought would be asked about this administration."

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (iIzG7)

165 Bigger stray voltage...like something that might start a DeLorean.

Posted by: 1biglug at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (REE+5)

166 So, Barky and the Dems are desperate to dump Shrillary so their friends in the MFM can project hope and dreams onto a relative unknown since that worked in 2008. They must figure Hils has so much history of being an arrogant and inept corruptocrat that she is likely to lose by more than the margin of cheating.

Oh how I hope she goes scorched earth in revenge and exposes Barky, Biden, and it seems likely Boehner and McConnell and the people or groups who have been paying them to hamstring the U.S.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (dkExz)

167 For the entirety of American history prior to 1972, the biggest scandal ever to shake the Federal govrnment was the Teapot Dome Scandal, the vry name of which became a shorthand for "scandal" and "corruption."

And what was the Teapot Dome Scandal?

One guy arranged for there to be a no-bid contract for an oil company to get drilling contract on one oil field on Federal land -- a favor for which he received a fairly small bribe.

That's it. A single corrupt act, on a very small scale, that in no way endangered national interests or security.

Every single thing that has happened since 2008 involving Obama and Hillary make the Teapot Dome Scandal seem absolutely trivial in comparison.

Daily we are barraged with "scandals" many orders of magnitude more serious.

And yet...the average American doesn't care. Shrug.

We have become a completely degraded nation.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (jBuUi)

168 So, Obama hates the Clintons, and that is why the FBI is investigating this scandal, while ignoring the others (IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, etc.)?
---------------

Because he himself can claim plausible deniability, at least to the extent that the LIV's will buy it. The other cases, not so much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (9mTYi)

169 Current shit status: Triceratops
Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 04:40 PM (XUKZU)



I up the ante to one

Robots that can adapt like animals

http://bit.ly/1KSERMp

This is actually really cool.

Adapts to a "hurt" leg. Or hurt arm.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (qCMvj)

170 23 Lindsay Lohan for President! A step up from the herd!

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2015 04:28 PM (gy5kE)

Paris Hilton could be sec. of state.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (5x3KD)

171 They gonna put ME in CHAINSSS!!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (QM5S2)

172 *pauses*

Hey all you current and former Coona$$es, what say you if Edwin Edwards tossed his hat into the Democrat ring and ran for President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (JgpFm)

173 "This tired old woman,
we almost elected queen"
Posted by: Anna Puma
.........
Hey!

Posted by: Don Henley at August 28, 2015 04:50 PM (so+oy)

174 Hillary! seems oblivious to all this... She's too busy comparing Republicans to ISIS and saying we're gonna put those precious "Americans -in-waiting" in boxcars...

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (hUdMz)

175 We have become a completely degraded nation.
Posted by: zombie
-------------------

But, Dancing With the Stars! Fabulous.
Caitlyn Jenner! Fabulous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (9mTYi)

176 >>Huma now has a team of six lawyers working for her

Yeah, looks like they're looking into her time reporting/salary irregularities, which seems a good approach with her having worked *4* jobs simultaneously.

However, I wouldn't be surprised if they've also zeroed in on her as one of the people forwarding her classified docs. *Someone* was moving the stuff from the secured network to Hillary's email account, and we sure as heck know it wasn't Hillary doing such a menial task.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (NOIQH)

177 What is the over/under for when Hillary breaks down and cries for sympathy ala 2008 primary when she had her ass handed to her?

I say Sunday night. After the Sunday morning shows but enough time for MSM to cast her as victim.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (KCQo0)

178 Slam, like, dunk.
Her playbook was dedicated to The Devil.
"Madame Sec'ty, did your sexual relationship with Saul Alinsky continue after you met fellow student Bill Clinton? Did you 3 ever have a threesome?
Follow up!
Did you and the father of your sole child ever dedicate the new life to the devil?
Follow up!
Where is Vince Foster's blood? It wasn't in Marcy Park.
Follow Up!!
Has Huma's tongue ever touched your bodypart that she is missing?
Wiener-ific.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 04:51 PM (M9X7Y)

179 One guy arranged for there to be a no-bid contract for an oil company to get drilling contract on one oil field on Federal land -- a favor for which he received a fairly small bribe.

Shit, that's just business as usual these days. Only now we call them "campaign contributions."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (2Ojst)

180 So.

Does Hillary wake up from her self induced coma and start naming names and dates and plunges Obama into a swirly of charges and counter charges or does she take the 5th and a plea deal?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (x3GpS)

181 Paris Hilton could be sec. of state.
Posted by: Killerdog
----------------

Back. Off.
I have my eye on that.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (9mTYi)

182 WHEEEEEEEE~!

@FreeBeacon 4m
...Pentagon Not Targeting Islamic State Training Camps

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (Ck8hC)

183
Hey all you current and former Coona$$es, what say you if Edwin
Edwards tossed his hat into the Democrat ring and ran for President?


He make Hillary look fresh and virginal.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

184 >>>38 I've maintained from the beginning that if one were inclined to sell state secrets to foreign powers, using an unsecure server might be a way to create plausible deniability.
Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)

And at some point when you explained that, I understood it. Can you explain it briefly?

Posted by: m at August 28, 2015 04:53 PM (ELEPX)

185 "He make Hillary look fresh and virginal."

Unpossible.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 04:53 PM (KCQo0)

186
Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (OiFtZ)

187 If I was president, Hillary would already be in jail hooking up with other grandmothers like herself, in a very unsexy, unclassy, way.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP. at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (HXzvr)

188 FreeBeacon 4m
...Pentagon Not Targeting Islamic State Training Camps


Get off your high horse.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (HstNY)

189 Daily we are barraged with "scandals" many orders of magnitude more serious.

And yet...the average American doesn't care. Shrug.

We have become a completely degraded nation.



Not to fuss to much, but they barely know about teh Grandmonster's traitorous acts and when they have been told, it's like the article above that says the whole affair is a big nothingburger and a product of the VRWC crowd.

Imagine the outrageous outrage if that'd been a Repumpkin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (LUgeY)

190 56
"Hillary has basically smeared herself from head to toe with her own feces and set herself on fire."


Damn, fire. Why didn't I think of that. Go big or go home.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

191 A Team, meh. I'm holding out for the Mod Squad.

Posted by: Stringer Davis




Good point -- when did "A-Team" graduate from being the name of a
fictional squad to being something referenced in the real world?



Instead of "An FBI "A-team" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation," why didn't the article begin



An FBI "Mod Squad" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...



or



An FBI "Hogan's Heroes" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation...

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 04:39 PM (jBuUi)


or, An FBI "F Troop" is leading the "extremely serious" investigation. . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (JO9+V)

192 163
I don't think Cankles will go quietly. I'm getting popcorn.
There will be a Cankles / President 14 Year Old Girl cat fight.

Posted by: GBruno with neutral gender pronoun at August 28, 2015 04:49 PM (u49WF)

I heard a rumor the Clintons have a thing for FBI files. And Hillary was the source for the birther debacle... Wonder how much media reparations will go for a lame duck...

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (JIJNV)

193 She should go down for the server. And for Bengazi. And for Europe under siege from North Africa. And for Ukraine. And for Syria, Iraq and the rise of ISIS. And for alienation of Israel, Great Britain and other allies she hung out to dry. And for Clinton Foundation tax evasion. And for knowingly and intentionally lying to fallen patriots' families about videos being the cause of their loved ones' deaths.

But she won't.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 04:54 PM (DgVMi)

194 Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?
Posted by: Doctor Fish
----------------

And plotted 9/11

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (9mTYi)

195 180 So.

Does Hillary wake up from her self induced coma and start naming names and dates and plunges Obama into a swirly of charges and counter charges or does she take the 5th and a plea deal?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (x3GpS)

No need to as she will get pardon in exchange for keeping her mouth shut.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (LXJ1e)

196 Think of the ongoing panic the intel community has had to go through determining what has been exposed via Team Hillary! They are tasked with reconstructing what did and what might've passed her server and doing so with only partial data. IOW every damn thing she did at State and beyond needs determining with barely an outline. That's a sh**load of research and worry.

I'm sure the recriminations took a back seat to finding out what has been lost. But I can't imagine they're in a forgiving mood now for her dropping that kind of nuke into their laps.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (1CroS)

197
Im sure Ace fantasizes about the time he too will be able to say: The shit got real!

It will probably be when his gf tells him the rabbit died.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 04:55 PM (iQIUe)

198 us into Iraq?
Posted by: Doctor Fish
----------------

And plotted 9/11

Yeah cause everyone knows fire can't melt steel!

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (hUdMz)

199 I heard a rumor the Clintons have a thing for FBI files.
--------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (9mTYi)

200 And don't forget that Iraq was an illegal war!

Posted by: Hilary at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (HstNY)

201 I talked to half a dozen (whatever that is) knowledgeable lawyers and have come to the conclusion I don't really have to pay any income taxes.

Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (2oWD2)

202 Oh my. This is getting me so hot, I'm sending up smoke signals!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas' papoose maker at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4nTsn)

203 I talked to half a dozen knowledgeable lawyers and
have decided to just ignore all my traffic tickets.

Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (2oWD2)

204 182 WHEEEEEEEE~!

@FreeBeacon 4m
...Pentagon Not Targeting Islamic State Training Camps
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 04:52 PM (Ck8hC)

What? You were, like, serious about that?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (JIJNV)

205 #34 "A' for "Ass-covering"

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 28, 2015 04:57 PM (Kucy5)

206 I would love to know if there are an emails on that server to one BJ Clenis and if those emails contained any classified material. Obviously, she shared everything with him but it would be great to see it in black and white.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (OGm46)

207 I talked to half a dozen knowledgeable lawyers and
have decided this Nigerian Prince who emailed me is a really generous guy.

Posted by: David Ignatius at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (2oWD2)

208 155 So, Obama hates the Clintons, and that is why the FBI is investigating this scandal, while ignoring the others (IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, etc.)?

---------------

This particular scandal can be targeted to Hillary alone. That's probably why the Adminisrtation allowed her to set up the illegal e-mail arrangenent in the first place; for possible later use to pressure or destroy her.


Hmmmmmmm.......

Posted by: Semiliterate Thug at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (rcnVA)

209 Come on, now, how about I make things right by paying a hefty fine to a charity of my choice?

Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

210 they've all been illegal wars since Truman.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (x3GpS)

211 Ace told us the UNDERAGE DOMJNICAN HOOKERS was going to be a thing also
Egazzigate!! Is just going to be another Ace disappointment
Ace us always crying Wolf! Wolf!! I see a wolf

Posted by: Righter at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (m9wUQ)

212 But she won't.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
.........
She's waiting for her orange jumpsuit before she goes down.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (so+oy)

213 Wake Me up when Hillary ! gets the axe....

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (hUdMz)

214 206 I would love to know if there are an emails on that server to one BJ Clenis and if those emails contained any classified material. Obviously, she shared everything with him but it would be great to see it in black and white.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 04:58 PM (OGm46)

------------------------

It's guaranteed Billy Jeff is up to his neck in this too.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (LXJ1e)

215 It's Friday! Who's ready for Cooter-Chooters?

*spreads legs, shoots stray voltage lightning out of crotch while chugging Jim Beam*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (2oWD2)

216 215 It's Friday! Who's ready for Cooter-Chooters?

*spreads legs, shoots stray voltage lightning out of crotch while chugging Jim Beam*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (

I think I'm gonna barf...

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (hUdMz)

217 THE PARDON will be the #1 -watched broadcast...Evah!

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (fC+Kl)

218
Cankles will start trying for the sympathy vote any minute.
They're all picking on me again, sniff.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:01 PM (u49WF)

219 Retard alarm just went off.It goes "AH-OO-GAH!"

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (sPO3u)

220 donna: "Hillary! seems oblivious to all this... She's too busy comparing Republicans to ISIS and saying we're gonna put those precious 'Americans -in-waiting' in boxcars..."

Refer to Ace's previous post. Hillary! is not at all oblivious to this. I think it's a sound conclusion.

Start looking for Hillary! to perform animal sacrifices at press gaggles yelling, "lalalala I can't hear you!"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (1CroS)

221

TGIF!

Lots of folks viewed the robot video since I linked it. Coincidence? It's worth it, if you're into that sort of thing (which I am).

Have a great weekend.

Need to fly. Busy day, busy night.

(thanks, Ace)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

222
Posted by: Righter at August 28, 2015 04:59 PM (m9wUQ)

I encourage you to take up your criticism of Ace with him directly, through Twitter, if possible. And be extremely vocal and persistent-- he really responds well to that.

Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

223 clinton's a scrunt, the both of them.
And did I hear that bitch made a holocaust train comparison today after the ISIS reference yesterday?

Bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (DUoqb)

224 Retard alarm just went off.It goes "AH-OO-GAH!"

It usually only does that after I post.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2015 05:02 PM (YJmuy)

225 >>It's guaranteed Billy Jeff is up to his neck in this too.

Yeah, Huma and Cheryl Mills were both simultaneously employed by State and the Clinton Foundation for a period of time. How does that work?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (NOIQH)

226 Orange Is The New Pantsuit

Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

227 223 clinton's a scrunt, the both of them.
And did I hear that bitch made a holocaust train comparison today after the ISIS reference yesterday?

Bitch

You heard right...

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (hUdMz)

228 Another reason I like Trump is that he is probably the most likely to take these scandals where ever they go.

Every other Republican will not investigate "for the good of the country"

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (LXJ1e)

229 This Hillary thing is like a circus act where the band keeps playing the Sousa March over and over and over, repeat after repeat because the trapeze performer can't get can't get her ankle in the loop to do the twirly thing.

Meanwhile the clown car has unloaded fifty clowns and the big clowns are abusing the midgets, and still the band plays on as the trapeze artist struggles.

And the show manager is about to have a coronary because 'send in the clowns' hasn't distracted the audience from the trapeze artist who might yet fall to her death at any moment.

and I'm outa popcorn, but I'm not leaving my seat until there is a body surrounded by crying clowns.

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (QYJQj)

230 Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?

Posted by: Doctor Fish

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What I do remember was Bush telling the truth that they couldn't find WMDs. (Why didn't the evil Halliburton just plant some that our troops could "find"?)

Bush told the truth even though it caused a loss of Republican power in Congress and damaged his legacy.

Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (zpRqk)

231 Amos Grossback at August 28, 2015 05:03 PM (QYJQj)

You were abused by a clown as a child, weren't you?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (OGm46)

232 This is all wishful thinking.
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.

Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2015 05:04 PM (JgC5a)

233 Yeah, Huma and Cheryl Mills were both simultaneously employed by State and the Clinton Foundation Criminal Enterprise for a period of time. How does that work?
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Edited for correctness.

Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (9mTYi)

234
You were abused by a clown as a child, weren't you?

I always thought clowns were creepy...

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (hUdMz)

235 I suggest this as a possible Shit Status update image:

http://bit.ly/1cJjyzd
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 04:47 PM (mf5HN)
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So that's what did in Goldblum....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 28, 2015 05:05 PM (jR7Wy)

236 Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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And plotted 9/11
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy

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The buildings fell at freefall speed! You know... like collapsing buildings do.

But it sounds so good when I say "freefall speed!"

Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (zpRqk)

237 there's a jet on a runway somewhere waiting to whisk Hillary away to a unannounced destination.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (x3GpS)

238 Some one catch me up for the day, I have a real life, sort of, and can no longer spend more than say 6 hours a day here. I have to sleep sometime.

1) Who has been banned today?
2) Why are dead people posting?
3) What is Cochran doing that is no good?

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (xVgrA)

239 and I'm outa popcorn, but I'm not leaving my seat until there is a body surrounded by crying clowns.

...Rule 34.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (/kI1Q)

240 "Nah, don't sweat it, says as progressive cretin David Ignatius at the Washington Post, a totally unbiased paper, swearsies."

David Ignatius: voted by his high school senior class as "Most Likely To Be A Democratic Party Catamite".

Posted by: MarkJ at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (ZFVlP)

241 I, personally, do not want to see Hillary's yoga routines and cookie recipes, that's her business, and I'm afraid Republicans are overreaching here which could come back to haunt us. It's time to move on to important issues like free college tuition and raising the minimum wage.

Posted by: Koncerned Kristian Konservative at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (HXzvr)

242 What I do remember was Bush telling the truth that they couldn't find WMDs.
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...after being assured by Clinton's CIA appointee, George Tenet, that the weapons were there.

Posted by: Craig Livingston, Barroom bouncer and WH Security Chief at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (9mTYi)

243 So that's what did in Goldblum....

Start digging, Jeff. There's bound to be a triceratops in there somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (LUgeY)

244 Clowns are almost as bad as mimes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (x3GpS)

245 Goldblum is about as dead as Buzzion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:07 PM (JgpFm)

246 As has been previously reported in some news venues, Billy Jeff was picking up huge speaking fees operating with foreign governments and most likely with the aid of the SOS aka canckles. This also coincides with the Clinton Crime Foundation's large amount of donations (pay offs) to their syndicate from said foreign governments for favors that the SOS arranged.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (oiNtH)

247 For them, falsehood or a passable "mistake" is tactical.
For us, we lie, we die, unless we are forgiven.
It is built-in.
You figure it out.
Knife, or a long-range cartridge?
Unfairly bait them on the street, did not expect that blow to be fatal/hemorrhages/organ failure and all.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (M9X7Y)

248 >>...Rule 34.


No clown pr0n! Aaaaiiiieeeeaaa!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

249 >>This is all wishful thinking.
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.

While it may be wishful thinking I don't agree that it would have happened by now if it was going to happen for a couple reasons. First, the investigators are going to want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. Better to keep all the players swinging in anticipation before they are ready to pounce.

And second, if you are going to go after the king, you have to kill the king. I'm sure they want to build as overwhelming a case as possible before going public with what they have.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (OGm46)

250 Am I missing something here? All the emails that went to Hillary had to have been sent to a central government email server somewhere, and the emails then forwarded to her private email account, right? I have to assume that all of those emails were archived on the government server and not deletable from a remote server. Because if that was not happening, she managed a complete circumvention of the government system, and it takes a lot of co-conspirators to make that happen.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:08 PM (DgVMi)

251 Um, is this "leak" in response to Tom Harkin's warning shot to Biden?


Oh the intrigue.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (q5APL)

252 Clowns are almost as bad as mimes.

?

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (LUgeY)

253 Clowns are almost as bad as mimes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That


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A mime IS a clown... a French one. So that makes mimes worse than just about anything.

Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (zpRqk)

254 Stray Voltage?

I hear they'll be playing at the DNC next year.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (v6Osy)

255 Sons of the Media! I am William Clinton.

**voice from the crowd of reporters** William Clinton is seven inches tall!

Yes, I've heard. Beds women by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the FBI with fireballs from his eyes, and stray voltage from his arse.

**the reporters laugh**

I am William Clinton! And I see a whole army of my progressive brothers here in defiance of The Right Wing Conspiracy...

Posted by: William Wallace Jefferson Clinton... in BravePart at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (4nTsn)

256 Breitbart, like.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (M9X7Y)

257 Need to get away?

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at August 28, 2015 05:09 PM (JO9+V)

258 Republicans do it too, and are guilty of much worse. Do you remember when Bush lied us into Iraq?

Posted by: Doctor Fish

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And plotted 9/11

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy


And killed that guy from Milli Vanilli!

Posted by: Dr. Obtuse at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (2oWD2)

259 The Republicans killed Kenny.

Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2)

260 I love it when you post the #SJGR clip because after watching it, the Reggie clip is suggested by youtube and that gets funnier the older my daughter gets.

Posted by: pashmr at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (3aNC4)

261 there's a jet on a runway somewhere waiting to whisk Hillary away to a unannounced destination.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:06 PM (x3GpS)

You promise?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:10 PM (DUoqb)

262 So it's a felony to be aware of classified information in an unsecure location.

That hits everyone working for Clinton.

My question is, doesn't it also hit anyone who received a classified email from Clinton's basement, even if they are secured?

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (ZbV+0)

263 Racist Murderer Owned Divisive Flag : http://tinyurl.com/ozlm9ro

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (HXzvr)

264 "And killed that guy from Milli Vanilli!"

Still not enough to make up for 9/11, but I'll give you credit for a nice try. What else you got?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (iIzG7)

265 FTSB - "OneMorePost: Unusual Friendship Between Wolf And Bear Documented By Finnish Photographer "


Does one dare click such at link, at this place?

Posted by: Grump928(c) has read The Cardinal in the Kremlin at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (evdj2)

266
Okay, couple days ago, said, Huma likely the stripper of the classified logos. dropped into Hillary's server. Ostensibly to make things easy for her highness Hillary, but really to put in location easy for pick up - by her spy masters. Its basically a drop box.
said, huma, could be facing firing squad. people died. people died.
Shit is real. As Ace pointed out. The FBI will not stop. Even after Barky is gone, if there isn't a dem president to keep the deal, if any deal is struck, the FBIwill still get her on something. Her onlyreal choice is that she needs to strike a complete and global plea bargain. Only way for her to limit the damage. She is never going to be in public office again. Never. Wow. She's such a psycho path, that she's likelygoing to take it to trial. Even so, they won't stop. They'll keep coming at her till the get her. She'll spend the rest of her life on trial and under investigation.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (5vV+V)

267 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (LUgeY)

268 >>Clowns are almost as bad as mimes.

>>?
Posted by: Marcel Marceau


Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Harlequin at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (NOIQH)

269 ...she's a Clinton (by injection?) she couldn't find the truth with a driver,GPS,road atlas, and Diogenes as a navigator...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM (JjECE)

270 Clowns are almost as bad as mimes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
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A mime IS a clown... a French one. So that makes mimes worse than just about anything.
Posted by: RKae
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I mentioned the other day that a street mime was mugged here the other day, and his money stolen.

I admitted to conflicted emotions about the incident.

I'm only sorry that I missed the mime filing his complaint with the police.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (9mTYi)

271 Bank on it: Hill wont do one nanosecond in the pen.

HOWEVER, Cheryl Mills is headed there for sure , possibly others, and... Mills will be a BIG, really big, celebrity on the Hate America/Dem cocktail and speech circuit after her 'time' is served. eg: Commencement exercises at universities YOU pay taxes for.

With the Dems, the pain always multiplies.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (fC+Kl)

272 This is all wishful thinking.
There is plenty of cause to arrest her right now.
Would have happened by now if it were to happen.

Posted by: navybrat

I am not sure. Arresting her will be a HUGE deal and they have to have the whole Clinton web untangled and their shit straight prior to doing this. I have never heard of the FBI launching an investigation like this unless they are pretty sure there is big criminal action involved. If the FBI declares - ooops - move along nothing to see, they are going to look more than foolish.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

273 A mime IS a clown... a French one. So that makes mimes worse than just about anything.

Posted by: RKae


If they start juggling while on a slackline, I think it's legal to shoot them in five states.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (2oWD2)

274 I may, of course, be a paranoid, because Ithink the bear and the wolf are actually werewolf and werebear pals. Soooo take it with a grain of salt.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (5vV+V)

275 Ok, so they are pushing this "A-Team" angle and how this is now super cereal, y'all. And after the last 7 years my first thought is that it is all Kabuki and when the "A-Team" doesn't find a "smidgen of corruption" that will be that. Fuck!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at August 28, 2015 05:12 PM (8b2u+)

276 "OneMorePost: Unusual Friendship Between Wolf And Bear Documented By Finnish Photographer "

Does one dare click such at link, at this place?
Posted by: Grump
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Yeah, I'm thinking 'unusual' may be a trigger warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (9mTYi)

277 So it's a felony to be aware of classified information in an unsecure location

Wait, we're all felons now for knowing how Hillary stores her classified stuff?

Dangit, 3 felonies a day ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (0NdlF)

278 I guess maybe I was wrong:


Polish Official confirms Nazi gold train find
The discovery was at first met with great skepticism, however a polish official now says ground-penetrating radar images prove the train's existence.

And for the record, as a Jew I claim that loot for my Tribe.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (DUoqb)

279 I like the flaming skull. I find it comforting in trying times...

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (R4vR0)

280 This is just so wrong, Hillary was well serviced by my wife, so well serviced I was left with lots of free time obviously and now that Bill and I have our interns all picked out, this is happening?

Posted by: Anthony Weiners Ghost at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (N1ljp)

281
I wonder how bad the food is in Leavenworth? Will Huma get an adjoining cell? Will Weiner move closer to visit?

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (u49WF)

282 And plotted 9/11

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy

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And WHAT a plot! Can you imagine pitching this one? "OK, here's my scheme: We hijack a plane, fly it to a secret location, dismantle it and dispose of it; kill all the passengers; hire voice actors to call their families and say, 'Our plane's been taken by Muslims!' Then we shoot a missile at the Pentagon in broad daylight during morning rush hour and CLAIM it was the plane that we dismantled in a secret location!"

All that and they forgot to make the hijackers from Iraq.

Someone call the "Loose Change" guys and see if I got it all right.

Posted by: RKae at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (zpRqk)

283 >>Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:11 PM

I'd really, really like to believe that.

Can Obama vamoose the investigation at the last minute with a pardon?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:14 PM (NOIQH)

284 talk to everyone later, I have a crisis on my hands.

All out of wet food for the cats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)

285 []229
This Hillary thing is like a circus act where the band keeps playing the
Sousa March over and over and over, repeat after repeat because the
trapeze performer can't get can't get her ankle in the loop to do the
twirly thing.



Meanwhile the clown car has unloaded fifty clowns and the big clowns
are abusing the midgets, and still the band plays on as the trapeze
artist struggles.



And the show manager is about to have a coronary because 'send in
the clowns' hasn't distracted the audience from the trapeze artist who
might yet fall to her death at any moment.



and I'm outa popcorn, but I'm not leaving my seat until there is a body surrounded by crying clowns.

You have a way with visualization. Yes you do.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (LAe3v)

286 I wonder how bad the food is in Leavenworth? Will Huma get an adjoining cell? Will Weiner move closer to visit?
Posted by: GBruno
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The hairdressers are fabulous.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (9mTYi)

287 >>>Bank on it: Hill wont do one nanosecond in the pen.



HOWEVER, Cheryl Mills is headed there for sure , possibly others<<<




Oh sure, Cankles sets the black woman up as her fall "guy".



#LackeyLivesMatter

Posted by: Chris Carter, motivational speaker at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (4nTsn)

288 While it may be wishful thinking I don't agree that
it would have happened by now if it was going to happen for a couple
reasons. First, the investigators are going to want to see how deep this
rabbit hole goes. Better to keep all the players swinging in
anticipation before they are ready to pounce.



And second, if you are going to go after the king, you have to kill
the king. I'm sure they want to build as overwhelming a case as possible
before going public with what they have.

Posted by: JackStraw


Between this and Trey Gowdy, they're going to have to take a number as to who gets first crack at her.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

289 It's not a "realness" update; it's a "shit status" update.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (hSxPE)

290
Maybe Ace could come up flaming Trump hair when his stuff hits the fan. Nah.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (u49WF)

291 talk to everyone later, I have a crisis on my hands.

All out of wet food for the cats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)


From experience I Know:

"If the Cat ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody happy!"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:16 PM (DUoqb)

292 All out of wet food for the cats.

Yeah, better take care of that before you become wet food for the cats.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (/kI1Q)

293 If, and this is a big if, but if no charges are brought against Hillary or any of her minions then she is going to be tough to beat and the rule of law will officially be dead. We're pretty close now but this would finish us off.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (OGm46)

294
In a big investigation you typically start at the bottom and work you way up. You squeeze subordinates then they turn or get convicted. Look at the Jimmy Haslam thing, or the Enron stuff. They work the little people first, then get them to flip on the higher ups.
But I think Huma's toast, she's going to be threatened with the death penalty so she'll sing to save her life.
Expect the investigation into huma's muslim brotherhood connections to be very interesting indeed.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (5vV+V)

295
Polish Official confirms Nazi gold train find
The discovery was at first met with great skepticism, however a polish official now says ground-penetrating radar images prove the train's existence.

And for the record, as a Jew I claim that loot for my Tribe.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:13 PM (DUoqb)

Think of all the teeth you could crown with that...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 05:17 PM (2Ojst)

296 Can Obama vamoose the investigation at the last minute with a pardon?

I think he'd just love using that as a distraction for the Kardashian Nation while he continues his emfvckenment of the country for the remainder of his reign of error.

Then he'd pardon her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (LUgeY)

297 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)

I wouldn't fall asleep until this problem is solved if I were you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (x3GpS)

298 Nothing serious will come of this. The investigation will end the day Hillary endorses Joe Biden.

Posted by: Old Hob at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (ZufZo)

299 I love it when a plan comes crashing down.

Posted by: Boltie at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (lU0bX)

300 To detract from the e-mail scandal, at her next press conference Hillary will bring in a horse and attempt a Catherine the Great......

.....the horse will decline.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 28, 2015 05:18 PM (lRwmz)

301 The aggressiveness of the FBI investigation will be inversely proportional to the perceived likelihood that she will win the presidency. No one is putting their necks on the line for any odds greater than 20%. If that.

They know how ruthless Hillary is, and no one is taking the risk of being a target of her vindictive wrath.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (DgVMi)

302 Racist Murderer Owned Divisive Flag : http://tinyurl.com/ozlm9ro

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (HXzvr)

303 The media needs to ask the FBI if they have issued a "target" notification letter to Hillary yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (0dNR4)

304 Lizzy - He can pardon anything, as long as he's still in office. She's got to act now why supplies last. Pressure's on baby. Wouldn't be surprised if sheate a bottle of sleeping pills and chugged a fifth of jack before this is over.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (5vV+V)

305 Neigh, Neigh, Neigh.

Posted by: The Horse at August 28, 2015 05:19 PM (zxnPQ)

306 Meanwhile the clown car has unloaded fifty clowns and the big clowns are abusing the midgets, and still the band plays on as the trapeze artist struggles.
------------------------
Hillary'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl she adored
And the band played on.
But her brain was so loaded it nearly exploded;
The poor girl would shake with alarm.
She'd ne'er leave the girl with the ebony curls
And the band played on.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2015 05:20 PM (9mTYi)

307 I'm starting to think she might be in trouble.

Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:20 PM (OMXTD)

308 Meanwhile at a Secret Service hangout; everyone's wearing grins and giving each other high fives.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (x3GpS)

309 Even after Barky is gone, if there isn't a dem president to keep the deal, if any deal is struck, the FBIwill still get her on something. Her onlyreal choice is that she needs to strike a complete and global plea bargain.

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Nope. There will a be pardon and it will cover everything imaginable.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (LXJ1e)

310 He can pardon anything, as long as he's still in office.
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Federal crimes only.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (9mTYi)

311 David Ignatius has been a Clinton hack since God knows when. Most interesting since the Clinton people are hustling the Democratic power delegates that they have the votes already so it is time to move on the crowning.

^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (e8vZc)

312 Chelsea is the result of some stray voltage that I shocked Hillary with.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at August 28, 2015 05:21 PM (lRwmz)

313 Nothing serious will come of this. The investigation will end the day Hillary endorses Joe Biden.
Posted by: Old Hob
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Rather likely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (9mTYi)

314 Can Obama vamoose the investigation at the last minute with a pardon?

The only reason he would is that:
a) The Clintons have something devastating on him, but he's already shown he's bulletproof, so no,
b) He tells Hillary, "sorry, Hon, this just isn't your year. Pull out now, and maybe I can get you easy time, say in the laundry".

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

315 Hill, come and get me.
You know I can make you cum, if no one else can.
Your call.
Fade away, or force the issue.
Like, female orgasm in East Africa. Or, Arabia. Rarest of the rare.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (M9X7Y)

316 Speaking of gold....what happened to the 100+ tons of gold in Libya after the Clinton War machine took it down?
"We came, we saw, he died...hahahahaha.."
~ Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (hCdMd)

317
Oh she's definitely in trouble. Her media cover is GONE. She naked on this. And now she knows she's naked on this.
She's going to check into a hospital with health problems within 14 days. Over or under anyone?

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:22 PM (5vV+V)

318 >.Expect the investigation into huma's muslim brotherhood connections to be very interesting indeed.

About dang time for that. I'll believe it when I see it, though.
I've seen mentioned in every article about Huma that she is TIGHT with Hillary, like mother-daughter tight (I know), so it will be interesting to see if they can really separate her from Hillary, whether it's to turn =on her boss or take the fall....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (NOIQH)

319 Aldrich Ames in a pants suit.

In the final tally, having the entire comms of the SecState visible to our enemies may be the biggest security breach in American history.

It's different from Ames in one key respect: The Clinton's made WAY more money than Ames did for compromising US interests.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (Hj9yW)

320 Question- have they proof that she did put on the interwebz SCIF documents? See Breitbart article. If so just this one act will be devastating and will feed the FBI A team some fresh meat on espionage possibilities.

Question- how badly are our Intel black hatters harmed? With Huma in the mix, our special alphabets have to be either dead or running for their lives and no aid in country due to other nations not trusting us. For how long is Intel going to be lacking? Will any of this harm what's still working to protect the homeland?

This isn't just a political farking football. These people need to seriously go down. If true, jail isn't good enough. Just ask the families who have lost someone due to the Clintons and their boot lickers.

Posted by: freeus at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (caDgg)

321 Someone needs to get that Flaming Blago haired skull and do a photoshop with Trump's head rat in it's place.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (x3GpS)

322 Why Norwegians win.
Female orgasm.
Plus, sails.
Solar output-- adapt or die.

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 05:23 PM (M9X7Y)

323 My G-D geraldo is ruining The 5. Had to turn off again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (DUoqb)

324 Maybe Ace could come up flaming Trump hair when his stuff hits the fan. Nah.

We already have a Blago-skull, don't we. You'd just need to bleach it a bit.

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (ZbV+0)

325 This blog bores me...not enough tomfoolery or horseplay.

Posted by: Chip Beefington III at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (i5//Y)

326
290
Maybe Ace could come up flaming Trump hair when his stuff hits the fan. Nah.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05

That seems like baiting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (OMXTD)

327 A mime getting mugged.


That's just so sad.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 05:24 PM (MDgS8)

328 "Oh she's definitely in trouble. Her media cover is GONE. She naked on this. And now she knows she's naked on this. "

You go back and erase that right now. This horde does NOT need visuals of Hillary naked, especially as we go into the weekend.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (iIzG7)

329
*remains in the shadows*

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl, who served with honor and distinction at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (9mTYi)

330
"Turn on her boss, or get lined up for a firing squad."
Huma's a survivor, she'll sing if it comes down to it. Watch.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (5vV+V)

331 The aggressiveness of the FBI investigation will be inversely
proportional to the perceived likelihood that she will win the
presidency. No one is putting their necks on the line for any odds
greater than 20%. If that.


At some point, that ship has sailed. For my money, the top of the mast is disappearing below the horizon. I suspect that given as much as Hillary is loathed by law enforcement, including her own security detail, there will be plenty of FBI types who will be willing to chance taking her down.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

332 team obama vs. team Clinton; and William "the refrigerator" perry has just checked into the backfield...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (JjECE)

333
She is still trying to distract by calling Repubs terrorists and putting people in box cars. But it won't work since most people think liar is the best word to describe her, which she is.

Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (ODxAs)

334 Dude, if I had done this I would have been in jail, like, four years ago.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (laMCB)

335 I wonder how bad the food is in Leavenworth?

She'll go to Butner. Just because of the name. She'll enjoy talking to Megan.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (2lndx)

336 besides, lesbian relationships are inherently unstable (No offense intended)

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (5vV+V)

337 You know what will solve this problem? Comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (wAQA5)

338 @298. "Nothing serious will come of this. The investigation will end the day Hillary endorses Joe Biden."
You are probably right, sad to say.
^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (e8vZc)

339 202 Oh my. This is getting me so hot, I'm sending up smoke signals!
Posted by: Fauxcahontas' papoose maker at August 28, 2015 04:56 PM (4nTsn)
-------------------
That's menopause, you idiot.

Oh, wait. You're waaaay past that, aren't you?

Never mind.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2015 05:26 PM (cN9Sk)

340 I can't help but think they are "leaking" all this FBI A team stuff so when they clear Hillary! it looks like they really did a bang up job and She's totally innocent... Sorry, been burned too many times by these "scandals."

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (hUdMz)

341 A mime getting mugged.

That's just so sad.
Posted by: eleven
--------------------

Not so tragic as Doctor Backwards crying "Pleh! Pleh!" as he was murdered.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (9mTYi)

342
Geraldo is the consummate liberal asshole! And proud of it.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:27 PM (OiFtZ)

343 327 A mime getting mugged.


That's just so sad.
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015

No, not really. I find it quite amusing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (OMXTD)

344 Oh she's definitely in trouble. Her media cover is GONE. She naked on this. And now she knows she's naked on this.
She's going to check into a hospital with health problems within 14 days. Over or under anyone?

Posted by: simplemind


Good point. I sense a fall and head injury in her immediate future.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

345 A mime getting mugged.



That's just so sad.

Posted by: eleven


Shit. Invisible money.

Posted by: Mime Mugger at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (2oWD2)

346
from the uk daily mail
Columnians threatened with deportation from Venezuala carry all their worldly possessions including fridges and doors over the border


but Jorge Ramos says we can't deport 11 million illegals


ummmmm

??

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (q+zA9)

347
My G-D geraldo is ruining The 5. Had to turn off again
Posted by: Nevergiveup
..................
Gerdildo is almost as reliable as his hero, King ShitMidas.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2015 05:28 PM (wAQA5)

348
Pep is correct.
This is an institutional memory effect. The institution hates the Clinton's and now it has its chance for a righteous kill. Those Feebs will work overtime for free on this one and fight each other for the privilege.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (5vV+V)

349 Anna - Get the wet food STAT! I ran out yesterday and both my cats were looking for it in the morning as per our usual routine. One of my kitties was especially incensed at having only dry food to eat. When I arrived home from work, she was in the yard pulling the feathers out of a still alive bird she had captured. I rescued the bird from her clutches and wrapped the poor thing in a dish towel and put it up high on the swamp cooler where the cats can't get to her. Poor thing was bleeding and had lost a lot of feathers. I thought that at least it would die of its wounds and not of continued kitty torture. I looked last night and the bird was gone. Either it was a miracle or my ninja kitty was able to get it.

Kitty doesn't play.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (oiNtH)

350 Arkansas ex-treasurer (Democrat) gets a 2 1/2 year vacation at taxpayer expense in the local Graybar Hotel and rock pile. Hillary, get your wrinkled old ass primed!

http://goo.gl/vbmCIH

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (xWW96)

351 Hard to believe, though, that Obama-inflicted corruption hasn't seeped into every corner of the federal government.

Doesn't the FBI work for Lorretta Lynch now?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (laMCB)

352
If Hilly is not indicted, the government will find it difficult to indict, try, and convict other miscreants including those making fatal mistakes instead of deliberate misfeasance or malfeasance.

Oh hell no, what am I thinking? She's a member of the protected and untouchable class of Washington elites. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:30 PM (OiFtZ)

353 Team Obama seems to be taking this seriously. The constant drip that seems to say "drop out of this race" with every drop.

Next Friday's revelation on Hillery's unwiped servers: kiddie pron.

I mean, heck, where else can it go?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 05:30 PM (TOk1P)

354
The justice department on the other hand may try and squelch, but the investigation they can't really stop. They can refuse to bring the case, but if there's a republican administration, guess what???
Oh by the way, do you think the republican president will have some leverage in negotiating with Clinton cronies then? People this thing is HUGE. I mean YUUUUUUGHE. Oh my gosh I bet Trump has an erection.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (5vV+V)

355 If Hilly is not indicted, the government will find it difficult to indict, try, and convict other miscreants including those making fatal mistakes instead of deliberate misfeasance or malfeasance.
-------------------

Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Dinesh D'Sousa at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (9mTYi)

356 Kitty doesn't play.

Posted by: Cheri


You wouldn't have these problems with some pets. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dogs at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

357 Maybe Hill was sending pictures of her junk to Huma on that server. That's a crime against humanity.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:31 PM (OGm46)

358 The justice department on the other hand may try and squelch, but the investigation they can't really stop. They can refuse to bring the case, but if there's a republican administration, guess what???
--------------

See: Sandy Berger

Posted by: Dinesh D'Sousa at August 28, 2015 05:32 PM (9mTYi)

359
I'm still waiting for the investigation to conclude and a no fault finding in this kabuki theater farce. Still betting on a hillary v jeb duhlection.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (ODxAs)

360
Sir, my name is Sandy Burgler!

Posted by: Sandy Burgler, Esq. at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (OiFtZ)

361 If Hillary doesn't cut a deal with Obama, she's going to have to cut a deal with Jeb! or more amusingly Trump. I wonder how much Xanax she's taking.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (5vV+V)

362 What's Stray Voltage a reference to? I haven't kept abreast of all the news.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (0NdlF)

363 "In a big investigation you typically start at the bottom and work you
way up. You squeeze subordinates then they turn or get convicted. Look
at the Jimmy Haslam thing, or the Enron stuff. They work the little
people first, then get them to flip on the higher ups."

No one knew about Nixon's secret voice activated taping system (a system which actually preceded Nixon) during the Watergate investigations, until small-fry witness Alexander Butterfield got rattled and blurted it out in front of a Congressional committee.

This is why it's so infuriating that the House Republican establishment leadership passively allowed Lois Lerner to get away with invoking the Fifth repeatedly. No new information can be gleaned.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (noWW6)

364 I foresee Hillz suddenly giving in to her longtime dream of moving to a quiet gingerbread cottage in the Black Forest and playing gracious host to cute little boys and girls who happen to find their way to her door.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (8ZskC)

365 How many "This is a big fucking deal" smoke signals does the Obama Administration have to send for Clintonistas to admit they have a serious problem? Oh, wait, I get it: they know it's a serious problem, they're just lying about it. See, I'm getting smarter about politics and "journalism" -- Oppositeville.

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (nFICN)

366 I wonder though if Barky (well one of his handlers) actually encouraged people to use private email servers. the Clintons ran with the idea to generate extra income, but so many cabinet heads in the regime have been found to have secret email services or aliases to get around FOIA regs.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (dkExz)

367 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (kff5f)

368 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (kff5f)

369 Hillary wants Jeb to win because he won't prosecute.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (xWW96)

370 Oh hell no, what am I thinking? She's a member of the protected and
untouchable class of Washington elites. I'm sorry for wasting your time.


Sorry, not buying it. It is difficult, bordering on impossible, to keep a secret in Washington. You can bet your ass that if there is any pressure brought to bear to whitewash Hillary, it will be public knowledge the next day. Especially now that Toonces is getting ready for Carousel.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

371 What's Stray Voltage a reference to? I haven't kept abreast of all the news.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster
-------------------

Poor grounding. Otherwise, I am clueless. Read the Post, something, something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (9mTYi)

372 I bet she pleads innocent due to her brain injury.

Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (lU0bX)

373 Meanwhile at a Secret Service hangout; everyone's wearing grins and giving each other high fives.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

Recently read a piece by a former Secret Service Agent that was assigned to Hillary's detail. He said that the agents loved the way that Hillary, Huma and gang expected them to carry their luggage for them from hotels to cars. He said that they would offer to hold the door open for them and that was all. He also said that there is a general rule with the agents that if you are being assigned to Hillary's detail, you have pissed off someone and are being punished.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

374 We'll just let bygones be bygones. Water under the bridge and all that. A fresh start and new page.

Posted by: President Jerb! at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (JO9+V)

375 Whatever else was in what she destroyed it is much worse than classified info.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (HkcOx)

376 ...oddly enuff; dem's seem to fail "up"; until the façade cracks...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (JjECE)

377 Wait... correct me if I'm wrong, but if she's found guilty under the Espionage act, doesn't that then open the door to Treason? The whole "rendering aid and comfort to the enemy" thing?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (kff5f)

378 Ace I have been a follower and commenter on your blog for a number of years and I have never asked you for anything. I am asking now. Please as soon as you find a picture with Hillary boarding a plane with her arms in the air, shouting, "I am not a crook". post the living hell out of it.

Posted by: Buffalbob at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (nIzfh)

379
Sure, they may leave Hillary alone and simply concentrate on the surrounding bit players such as Huma. She will rat out the bitch, but still spend time in prison bumping humps with other female inmates to wile away the time until she can reunite with Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (OiFtZ)

380 348
Pep is correct.
This is an institutional memory effect. The institution hates the Clinton's and now it has its chance for a righteous kill. Those Feebs will work overtime for free on this one and fight each other for the privilege.
Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:29 PM (5vV+V)

Y'know, I wish you were right. I hate to pull my "as an attorney" thing on you, but my experience is that self interest trumps all. You can be seriously pissed at someone, but it is strange how righteous indignation can so quickly give way to a paycheck.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (DgVMi)

381 More proof we're beyond the event horizon.

In the old days, and I'm talking just a mere thirty years ago or so, there's absolutely no way she would be able to continue. But here we are.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (oFCZn)

382 I haven't kept ABREAST of all the news.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 05:33 PM (0NdlF)



Heh. Heheheh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (vgIRn)

383 Hillary wants Jeb to win because he won't prosecute.
Posted by: maddogg
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Hell, he gives out medals !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (9mTYi)

384 As Hillary Clintons campaign seeks to project dominance in a field that could soon include Vice President Joe Biden, her top advisers are touting a decisive edge on a little discussed metric superdelegate commitments.

At the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis, where she will speak Friday, senior Clinton campaign officials are claiming that she has already secured one fifth of the pledges needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination.


???

Yeah and I am sure they all will happy to vote for a felon? They will drop her like forman dropped frazier

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (DUoqb)

385 In the old days, and I'm talking just a mere thirty years ago or so, there's absolutely no way she would be able to continue. But here we are.

You misspelled twelve.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (kff5f)

386 This is why it's so infuriating that the House Republican establishment
leadership passively allowed Lois Lerner to get away with invoking the
Fifth repeatedly. No new information can be gleaned.


What did you expect, truncheons?

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

387
Do the Clinton's hate Obama enough to risk it and wait for a deal from a republican? She'd probably make a deal with Jeb - sheeze Jeb would likely pardon her just because he's above all that punishing crime stuff. . . Trump OTOH could be interesting.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (5vV+V)

388 Maybe Beast will just skip town and disappear into thin air, maybe hide out in South America. A deal with the Columbian drug lords might be a good idea. They are people who will understand Hillary.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (xWW96)

389 Yeah and I am sure they all will happy to vote for a felon?

Democrats, remember? It's a resume enhancer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (kff5f)

390 takes a whole lotta beaten,too

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (JjECE)

391 What did you expect, truncheons?

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)


Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 05:37 PM (kff5f)

392 What did you expect, truncheons?


Posted by: pep


I'm not saying no.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)

393 I bet she pleads innocent due to her brain injury.
Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:35 PM (lU0bX)
Hey, she's plagiarizing my excuse for plagiarism!

Posted by: Uncle Joe B. at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (FohCt)

394 Yeah, Lerner needs to see the inside of a jail cell. Period.

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (5vV+V)

395 talk to everyone later, I have a crisis on my hands.

All out of wet food for the cats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 05:15 PM (JgpFm)

Look for a can of tuna in the pantry. Nothing like tuna to sooth the savage feline. I know from experience. It is the reason I buy tuna when it goes on sale. :-)

^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (e8vZc)

396 She's going to rule her cellblock with an iron cankle.

Posted by: Beef Supreme at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (lU0bX)

397 Remember, it would be another Historic First if the Oval Office had electric fences and an exercise yard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (8ZskC)

398 The watermelon hater "closely identified" with the 9/11 hijackers as well as the "perpetrators of . . . other domestic acts of terrorism"

From Twitchy, quoting Virginia State Police.

you know, he looked like a Baptist to me.

Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)

399 Didn't Hillary have super delegates wrapped up in 2008?

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:39 PM (HkcOx)

400 The corrption s so deep and so wide I doubt there is anyone left to oppose it.

The IRS scandal is not dragging on only because of the Democrats. The gope wanted the TEA Party silenced just as much as the Dems did.

There are not enough good guys left.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:40 PM (MQEz6)

401 What did you expect, truncheons?
Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

You say that like there is something wrong with that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 05:40 PM (DUoqb)

402 I haven't kept ABREAST of all the news.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster

They do have some magazines that help with that.

Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU)

403 you know, he looked like a Baptist to me.

Those crafty Lutherans are masters of disguise.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (LUgeY)

404 You know, if Hillary! wants to pull favors and get a full pardon from Obama before he leaves office, she needs to move the wheels in motion FAST on all these indictments and stop stonewalling.

Wait, what am I saying? Take as loooooong as you need Hillary, ignore me. As you were.

If she gets convicted and thrown in the clink, when the brilliant foreign policy decisions of the Obama Doctrine go down in flames, at least he'll have her as a scapegoat. War on wimmens!

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (hvf9s)

405 Didn't Hillary have super delegates wrapped up in 2008?

Posted by: blaster

I was a delegate in Texas...
The Obama machine was vicious and powerfully funded

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (hCdMd)

406 It's an effin 100 degrees -- shoot me.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 05:41 PM (iQIUe)

407 >The justice department on the other hand may try and squelch, but the investigation they can't really stop.

If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:42 PM (DgVMi)

408 Nothing can be allowed to stop Madam Hillarys election. She promised me free Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: Lillith Isadora Vanschtupp at August 28, 2015 05:42 PM (Q8y6V)

409
Nothing can be allowed to stop Madam Hillarys erection.

Posted by: Lillith Isadora Vanschtupp

I knew it!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:43 PM (OiFtZ)

410 Espionage denotes treason.

Perhaps this picture but in color and HD?:

http://tinyurl.com/qclzrlk

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (oFCZn)

411 This is a political battle.

The Empire does not allow investigations to take place simply because of the law.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (MQEz6)

412 As an Illinois resident, when it comes to federal investigations, we know:
1.) The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, and;
2.) it is much more comfortable to be on the bus, as opposed to under the bus.

Canaries gotta sing, capiche?

Posted by: Kerner, Ryan & Blago, Esqs at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (sJuKe)

413 BTW...Tropical Storm Erika not behaving as predicted and appears to be turning towards the Gulf... so the scare mongers hopes of Florida Doom are Ill Served....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (hCdMd)

414
We've got it men, back the fuck off!

Posted by: The Fibbies at August 28, 2015 05:44 PM (OiFtZ)

415 Coming, Summer 2017!

Hillary Clinton as Linda Blair character Carol Henderson in the remake of . . .

Chained Heat!


2000 women, stripped of all they had, except the will to survive!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JO9+V)

416 ...Hillary's never won anything; ...except bill, of course...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JjECE)

417 Posted by: Lillith Isadora Vanschtupp at August 28, 2015 05:42 PM (Q8y6V)

Oh, just let me have a little feel.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (8ZskC)

418 BTW...Tropical Storm Erika not behaving as predicted and appears to be turning towards the Gulf... so the scare mongers hopes of Florida Doom are Ill Served....

You should've seen all the folks who got off early and were in the grocery stores stocking up this afternoon down here.

I know that because I now have my hurricane supplies laid in: Guinness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LUgeY)

419 If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already
involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels
dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.


And then what? This is the kind of thing that could not only put you in jail, it could put you in the history books, under villains. No, I don't think that's going to happen. And if it does, it won't work.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

420 2000 women, stripped of all they had, except the will to survive!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 05:46 PM (JO9+V)


Starring Hillary Clinton as Dildo McClure, the iron-hearted and evil mistress of cell block A.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (oFCZn)

421 Anna Puma @ 172- Edwin Edwards
I'm not a coonass, but Edwin Edwards would get 2 things accomplished. First, legalized casinos everywhere. Second, not ary a road repaired again ever.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (go5uR)

422
Hillary seeks to play the part of Cruella de Vil in the remake of "Grandma Clinton Returns to Washington."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OiFtZ)

423 Obama issues blanket pardon....nothing to see here...carry on

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (hCdMd)

424 >>If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.

Not doubting your legal chops but I think we have crossed that rubicon in the court of public opinion. Nobody would buy that the FBI just decided to drop an investigation into breaches of national security given all we already know. Hillary would be toast.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OGm46)

425 Yeah and I am sure they all will happy to vote for a felon?
---------------------
They vote for dead people all the time......or was that dead people vote for them? I can't keep up.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (xVgrA)

426 !

Posted by: The singularity formerly known as Jeb! at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (3fazM)

427 414

We've got it men, back the f*** off!


Posted by: The Fibbies


I don't know. Are you scientists?

Posted by: Peter Venkman at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

428 Well of course. This is so they can clear her.

Posted by: dogfish at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (jWtyG)

429 "Recently read a piece by a former Secret Service Agent that was assigned
to Hillary's detail. He said that the agents loved the way that
Hillary, Huma and gang expected them to carry their luggage for them
from hotels to cars."

Much better to be on Bill's detail.

Apparently Bill's current mistress, the blonde Northeastern socialite whom the agents call "the Energizer Bunny", brings them cookies when she drops in to see Bill. Something that apparently happens within minutes of Hillary leaving the family compound. They've got some signal system worked out.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 05:49 PM (noWW6)

430
424 >>If there is an investigation at that high level, the DOJ is already involved. No one is making a move without someone at very high levels dictating process. They can kill this investigation with one phone call.

Not doubting your legal chops but I think we have crossed that rubicon in the court of public opinion. Nobody would buy that the FBI just decided to drop an investigation into breaches of national security given all we already know. Hillary would be toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:48 PM (OGm46)

The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)

431
I don't know. Are you scientists?



Posted by: Peter Venkman

Sir, we are the elite members of the Federal Bureau of Infestergations!

Posted by: The Fibbies at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OiFtZ)

432 Apparently Bill's current mistress, the blonde Northeastern socialite whom the agents call "the Energizer Bunny", brings them cookies when she drops in to see Bill. Something that apparently happens within minutes of Hillary leaving the family compound. They've got some signal system worked out.

Thank God, I thought she'd never leave.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (8ZskC)

433 Something that apparently happens within minutes of Hillary leaving the family compound. They've got some signal system worked out.

-
They probably have an app for that.

Posted by: The Great ____ Snark at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (XUKZU)

434 >>The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?

Yes, that one. The same one that now says the word they most associate with Hillary Clinton is dishonest.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OGm46)

435 This is why it's so infuriating that the House Republican establishment leadership passively allowed Lois Lerner to get away with invoking the Fifth repeatedly. No new information can be gleaned.

I suspect the GOP had no problem with the IRS investigating TEA party groups. I think the leaders of both parties saw it as advantageous to eliminate a populist movement neither of them controlled.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 05:52 PM (fJ5wU)

436 And then what? This is the kind of thing that could not only put you in jail, it could put you in the history books, under villains. No, I don't think that's going to happen. And if it does, it won't work.

Posted by: pep at August 28, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)

The phone call sounds something like: We have received and are aware of preliminary reports. There does not appear to be anything chargeable here. You can keep investigating if you want, but prosecutorial discretion says that this is a dead letter.

I do take some hope out of the fact that, if true, the FBI has confirmed and investigation. Seems like if DOJ was going to abort this heinous monster, it would have done so at the embryonic stage.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:52 PM (DgVMi)

437 The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)




Reminds me. There's an "Ow, My Balls!" marathon on tonight.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (vgIRn)

438
I'm more trustworthy than Bush when he returned the Churchill Bust to England and put his feet on the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Sir Checkers Rodham at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (OiFtZ)

439 Jeeves, text sugar tits and let her know that bitch finally left.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (HstNY)

440 Or zygotic stage.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 05:53 PM (DgVMi)

441
434 >>The same public that can't find Ohio on a map?

Yes, that one. The same one that now says the word they most associate with Hillary Clinton is dishonest.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 05:51 PM (OGm46)

They have the memory of stunned mice.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:54 PM (MQEz6)

442 I hope the next stray voltage attack isn't a Hillary sex tape.

Posted by: Scotty at August 28, 2015 05:54 PM (6UvYI)

443
Still no sirens on Drudge.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (u49WF)

444 ABC News is reporting that Caroline Kennedy, Ambassador to Japan, has been using her own private email server, too.

What is it with these people?

Posted by: Former Lurker at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (JV/o6)

445 416 ...Hillary's never won anything; ...except bill, of course...
Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015

Funny, I thought that was called a merger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (OMXTD)

446 Is it a legal order for a president to tell an investigating agency to stand down when the upshot is "grave harm" to the country?

Think about that. Hillary thinks she is above the law. The president thinks he is the law.

But their ideas have nothing to do with service oaths, do they?

Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (GHoXc)

447 Bruce With a Wang!: "It's an effin 100 degrees -- shoot me."

So, balmy.

Posted by: Texas in the Shade at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)

448 Stories about Hillary's treatment of those assigned to protect her since her Arkansas Gov.'s wife days has been consistent - just an incredibly rude, condescending, foul-mouthed bitch. She treats them like scrum, the lowest-level servant imaginable. That speaks volumes about her character.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 05:56 PM (NOIQH)

449
Well, you know, it's just something, you know, that I have, you know, tried to learn, you know, but have difficulty, you know, with learning, you know, new things.

Posted by: Princess Caroline Kennedy at August 28, 2015 05:56 PM (OiFtZ)

450 @434. The top 3 words for describing Hillary are liar, dishonest, and untrustworthy.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)

451 Funny, I thought that was called a merger
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 05:55 PM (OMXTD)



The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (vgIRn)

452 #446 They have to do with service pensions, buddy, if you know what I mean...so watch it.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (Kucy5)

453 Stories about Hillary's treatment of those assigned to protect her since her Arkansas Gov.'s wife days has been consistent - just an incredibly rude, condescending, foul-mouthed bitch. She treats them like scrum, the lowest-level servant imaginable. That speaks volumes about her character.


Romney cut a guy's hair.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (8ZskC)

454 13 I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?
Posted by: joohnd01 at August 28, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

Happy Fun Ball's "eulogy" was kinda rude. We were afraid to say anything, lest we end up red blotches bounced all around an alley like Buzzion.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (57Cj7)

455 Happy Fun Ball's "eulogy" was kinda rude. We were afraid to say anything, lest we end up red blotches bounced all around an alley like Buzzion.


Well...he died doing what he loved.....

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 05:58 PM (MDgS8)

456 Shoot! The! Moon!

Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko, Chief Investigator, HRC Server Case at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (JO9+V)

457 Correction: In Caroline Kennedy's case, they are saying it is a commercial server, but a private email account.

Posted by: Former Lurker at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (JV/o6)

458 There FBI is under the control of the AG who in turn is under the control of President Turdpimple.

If and when Turdpimple says "Do it" then Hillary will be arrested.

Until then, she is as safe as anything can be.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (MQEz6)

459 Well...he died doing what he loved.....

Screaming and crying to be let out of the coffin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (LUgeY)

460 406 It's an effin 100 degrees -- shoot me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
........................
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 05:59 PM (wwSh/)

461 Jeeves probably wouldn't have been Bill Clinton's butler. Bertie Wooster was a well meaning ass, Bill Clinton is neither.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (OSs/l)

462 These people are trying to avoid oversight and accountability

That's why

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (HkcOx)

463 450 @434. The top 3 words for describing Hillary are liar, dishonest, and untrustworthy.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)

All of which are forgivable when the free cheese and phones are being thrown from the back of a truck into the crowd.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 28, 2015 06:00 PM (DgVMi)

464 EPA says clean water rule in effect despite court ruling

Lawless corrupt fascists.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:01 PM (DUoqb)

465 Screaming and crying to be let out of the coffin.


That's how he would have wanted it....

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 06:01 PM (MDgS8)

466 getting here late and I'm sure it's been said 2 dozen times but,

"extremely serious"?

As opposed to what, "only kinda serious"?

I don't feel that the word "serious" needs to be modified.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 06:02 PM (AkOaV)

467 This shit is bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s.

Posted by: Joe "that spells moon" Biden at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (66gs3)

468 on the udder hand, from weasels:

As Hillary Clinton's campaign seeks to project dominance in a field that could soon include Vice President Joe Biden, her top advisers are touting a decisive edge on a little-discussed metric: superdelegate commitments.

At the Democratic National Committee meeting in Minneapolis, where she will speak Friday, senior Clinton campaign officials are claiming that she has already secured one-fifth of the pledges needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination. They come from current and former elected officials, committee officeholders, and other party dignitaries.

[oh well, election over, country through, lets go for a couple of bourbons]

Posted by: mallfly at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (qSIlh)

469 How much money will it take to whatever fake foundation Obama plans to set up to to get Hillary off the hook? Because that's all it is.- the shakedown artists playing games. Nothing will happen to Hillary except. perhaps she'll be a little bit less wealthy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:03 PM (OSs/l)

470 Carrier Ike emerges from 2-year drydock overhaul

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (DUoqb)

471
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of the DOJ driving the final nails into Sir Edmund Rodham's coffin lid before she's officially frog marched from the campaign cursing and screaming about the Right Wing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (OiFtZ)

472 "F**k off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut."

From "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

"If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!"

From "The First Partner" Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.

"Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"

From "Hillary's Scheme" Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (NOIQH)

473 @463 for dems they prefer liars. So not necessarily negative.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (HkcOx)

474 O/T

I thought Bruce Jenner was gone?


http://tinyurl.com/oqwujqk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:04 PM (VPLuQ)

475 Coast Guard rescue crews on Aug. 25 medically evacuated a 23-year-old sailor from the destroyer James E. Williams, then 220 miles off the New England coast.

The team launched aboard a MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter from Coast Guard Air Station Cape Cod at 9:45 p.m., according to a Coast Guard news release. An HC-144 fixed-wing airplane provided air support. The Jayhawk landed aboard James E. Williams at approximately 11:15 p.m., refueled and recovered the patient along with a Navy escort. The sailor, who was not identified, was transferred to awaiting EMS and admitted to Massachusetts General Hospital.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (DUoqb)

476 If Huma gets arrested, then doctors win, because conservatives everywhere will get erections longer than four hours.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (fOBju)

477 Zombie, the term The A- Team was not fictional in origin. Stephen Cannell, who came up with the show, pulled it from the organization chart of Special Forces. After all, Colonel John Hannibal Smith, Captain Templeton Peck, and SFC B.A. Barackus had all been serving in the Fifth Special Forces Group at the time of their arrest for assorted allegations of wrongdoing during the war.

As a brief tour of Wikipedia will now tell you, the building block of Special Forces is the twelve man Operational Detachment Alpha, what is colloquially known as an A team. Six teams to the company, or B team, four companies plus support to the battalion, or C team.

The reason Delta is Delta is a C team rates a lieutenant colonel in command. Charging Charlie Beckwith, God rest him, called The Unit "The 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment- Delta" since the next theoretical step was a D team commanded by a full colonel, yet smaller than a full SF group. Those are also commanded by colonels.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 28, 2015 06:06 PM (ek8Zc)

478 maybe if the Dem super delegates are screwed out of their votes (Because I can't imagine a lot of them wanting to vote for her) and the rules are changed so that it's Jeb despite what the voters want in the Rep primaries, can we all sing song 60's songs and march hand in hand and boot the elite from moth parties out?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:06 PM (OSs/l)

479 This Hellory person sounds hideous!!!

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:07 PM (xVgrA)

480
475 Coast Guard rescue crews on Aug. 25 medically evacuated a 23-year-old sailor from the destroyer James E. Williams, then 220 miles off the New England coast.

The team launched aboard a MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter from Coast Guard Air Station Cape Cod at 9:45 p.m., according to a Coast Guard news release. An HC-144 fixed-wing airplane provided air support. The Jayhawk landed aboard James E. Williams at approximately 11:15 p.m., refueled and recovered the patient along with a Navy escort. The sailor, who was not identified, was transferred to awaiting EMS and admitted to Massachusetts General Hospital.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:05 PM (DUoqb)

Sounds like the opening paragraph in a zombie novel.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 06:07 PM (MQEz6)

481
Mother is a wonderful lady who loves America and her grandchild. Leave mother alone and concentrate on your own disrupted lives.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (OiFtZ)

482 Brigitte Neilsen will play the GrandGhoul in the upcoming made for TV prison biopic.

Posted by: Rogue Five at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (xudgf)

483 Breaking News: A news report is circulating that purports to claim that Hillary Clinton "has already secured one-fifth of the pledges needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination.'


That statement is no longer operative. The new operative statement is: Hillary Clinton has pledged a fifth to each and every delegate to the Democratic National Committee Convention for their support of her as the party's nominee.

Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:09 PM (JO9+V)

484 RE SS detail for Hillary!

So if Conceptual President Hillary! encounters hostiles, the SS agents have a get out of jail free card if they jump out of the way explaining, "We were ordered to get her bags."?

Seems fair.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (1CroS)

485 "I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?"


The strippers were magnificent.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (LA7Cm)

486 Brigitte Neilsen Liam Neeson will play the GrandGhoul in the upcoming made for TV prison biopic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (VPLuQ)

487 469 How much money will it take to whatever fake foundation Obama plans to set up to to get Hillary off the hook?
Bottom line is that if Hillary! loses, then dollars to the Clinton Foundation (aka Clinton slush account) start to dry up since the reason for sending dollars to it was to gain favor with someone (Hillary!) in power.
The Clinton Foundation covers a whole bunch of expenses, starting with support staff. Poor Clinton daughter may have to go out and get an honest job someplace.

^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (e8vZc)

488 Who is paying Huma's legal bills?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

489 The Pentagon has not conducted airstrikes against an estimated 60 Islamic State (IS) training camps that are supplying thousands of fighters each month to the terror group, according to defense and intelligence officials.

The camps are spread throughout Islamic State-controlled areas of Iraq and Syria and are off limits in the U.S.-led international bombing campaign because of concerns about collateral damage, said officials familiar with planning and execution of the yearlong bombing campaign.


Hell've a way to run a war ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (DUoqb)

490 "I coundn't make Buzzion's funeral. How was it?"

Maybe someone can post pictures from the AoSHQ Platinum Membership After-Party.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (VPLuQ)

491 Brigitte Neilsen Liam Neeson John Lithgow will play the GrandGhoul in the upcoming made for TV prison biopic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (LUgeY)

492 Hillary's just a hopeless semantic.

Posted by: mc at August 28, 2015 06:12 PM (xuXpE)

493
Who is paying Huma's legal bills?


Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

She was a Federal employee and is eligible for representation regarding her official duties. Therefore, you are Wang boy!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (OiFtZ)

494 >>Brigitte Neilsen will play the GrandGhoul in the upcoming made for TV prison biopic.

Harvey Fierstein as Hillary

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (NOIQH)

495 All out of wet food for the cats.

Mine likes hummus.
Buffalo Ranch dip however gets a startled runaway.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (DL2i+)

496 I thought Bruce Jenner was gone?
-------------------------
i had a question on trivia crack about how won a gold medal in track in the year???? The answer was Bruce Jenner, I'm thinking to myself that that question is sexist?? Cis-whatever?? transphobic?? Mysogynist?? Because Bruce no longer exists, there is only Caitlyn now.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (xVgrA)

497 Is the picture of the axe wielding horseman with Walker stuff supposed to be ironic?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (fJ5wU)

498 Bruce With a Wang!: "Who is paying Huma's legal bills?"

Huma. Doesn't she have, like, 20-something jobs? She can afford it. Then Saudi Arabia can reimburse her.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (1CroS)

499 489 It's almost as if Obama wants a Caliphate.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (sPO3u)

500 I don't know who you are but I will find you and force you to clean my belly button lint.

Posted by: GrandGhoul McThunderhips at August 28, 2015 06:15 PM (xudgf)

501 Did Bruce/Caitlin ever win a broad jump?

Posted by: mc at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (xuXpE)

502 "Clinton Foundation", meet Obama's "Brother's Keeper Foundation".....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/politics/
president-barack-obama-brothers-keeper/index.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (NOIQH)

503 Hillary's clearly innocent, and I should know--I'm a lawyer.

Posted by: Lawyer who practices copyright law in North Dakota at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (MYPM9)

504 I worry that this investigation is planned ahead of time to result in an exoneration in the end when Obama's FBI finds that Hillary did nothing illegal.

Posted by: Alix at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (MpfHK)

505 Especially now that Toonces is getting ready for Carousel.

I'm sorry;I don't know what that means. Who's Toonces and the only "Carousel" I know is the musical. Can you please clarify? Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (OSs/l)

506 Cheshirecat: "The Clinton Foundation covers a whole bunch of expenses, starting with support staff. Poor Clinton daughter may have to go out and get an honest job someplace."

Well don't look at me. Fool me once, shame on you.

Posted by: (MS)NBC at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (1CroS)

507
Hillary's clearly innocent, and I should know--I'm a lawyer.



Posted by: Lawyer who practices copyright law in North Dakota

Lanny Davis, is this you slick?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (OiFtZ)

508 Okay, new operative statement:

Hillary has secured a fifth for herself and is locked in her suite at the Minneapolis hotel where the DNC is meeting. No further details at this time. we regret the error of previous reports.

Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (JO9+V)

509 "Who is paying Huma's legal bills?"

This legal defense is brought to you by a generous grant from the Chubb Group.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

510 how much money will it take to get Chelsea; "on the hook"?

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (JjECE)

511
496 I thought Bruce Jenner was gone?
-------------------------
i had a question on trivia crack about how won a gold medal in track in the year???? The answer was Bruce Jenner, I'm thinking to myself that that question is sexist?? Cis-whatever?? transphobic?? Mysogynist?? Because Bruce no longer exists, there is only Caitlyn now.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:14 PM (xVgrA)



You're committing wrongthink. She's always been a woman. So therefore Bruce has never existed. She has always been Caitlyn. H8ter!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)

512
Hilly is in her room furiously masturbating to combat her nerves before she appears before the delegates. Huma forgot the sybian!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:19 PM (OiFtZ)

513 499
489 It's almost as if Obama wants a Caliphate.


Crazy talk.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

514 You're committing wrongthink. She's always been a woman. So therefore Bruce has never existed. She has always been Caitlyn. H8ter!!!
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)


Pretty darn opinionated for a dead guy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (qOsoH)

515 The strippers were magnificent.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

---

That should be "The stripper was named Magnificent." And she was a he. Still, great party.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (MYPM9)

516 Toonces: The Car-Driving and Wrecking Cat from SNL

Carousel: Celebratory Renewal (aka Death) by Laser in dystopian Logan's Run book/movie.

Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (1CroS)

517
It's hard to believe, but Caitlyn actually has a cock!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (OiFtZ)

518 ...I'm on the glide-path to death; I hear she's a "princess"?

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (JjECE)

519 Mother is a wonderful lady who loves America and her grandchild. Leave mother alone and concentrate on your own disrupted lives.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 28, 2015 06:08 PM (OiFtZ)
......
Thank you Chelsea, that was very touching. Keeping with the new guidelines of civility, I shall refrain from any hurtful or hateful rebuttal, such as, your mother has a fat ass and is a worthless crook. Nope, not gonna do it. I will simply reply that I disagree with her behavior and policies.

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (R4vR0)

520 You're committing wrongthink. She's always been a woman. So therefore Bruce has never existed. She has always been Caitlyn. H8ter!!!
Posted by: Buzzion
-------------------
Aren't you suppose to be D-E-A-D?

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (xVgrA)

521 @ 10
>> "Will Barbara Feldon play Hillary in the TV version?"


Better an aged Honor Blackman, I'd say.

Posted by: An Observer at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (oOGpy)

522 Pretty darn opinionated for a dead guy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (qOsoH)



We're going to need a bigger coffin.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 06:21 PM (0NdlF)

523 Harvey Fierstein as Hillary

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:13 PM (NOIQH)

Harvey Fierstein as Susan Estrich.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oFCZn)

524 Ooooh, I like spy movies. The thrills, the car chases... what, this one features Depends brand adult diapers?????

As Mark Steyn notes it's:

"On her Majesty's secret server"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (OSs/l)

525 Better an aged Honor Blackman, I'd say.

The role Brian Dennehy was born to play.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

526 @516 only in the movie. No Carousel in the book.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (HkcOx)

527 Better an aged Honor Blackman, I'd say.


Posted by: An Observer

I prefer an aged something-alcoholic.

Posted by: John Boehner at August 28, 2015 06:22 PM (MYPM9)

528 FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:17 PM (OSs/l)

The Other Carrousel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSUAAKFLoL0

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (qOsoH)

529 Grieving father of gunned-down reporter gets a full interview, which he uses to smear gun owners with.
He finishes by saying he'll have to get a gun, because he's now angered pro-gun folks.....
SMFH

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (kKHcp)

530 516 Toonces: The Car-Driving and Wrecking Cat from SNL

Carousel: Celebratory Renewal (aka Death) by Laser in dystopian Logan's Run book/movie.
Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece
...........................
Well, I, for one, still have no idea what any of that means.
Did it help you any, Fenelon?

Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (wwSh/)

531 Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece at August 28, 2015 06:20 PM (1CroS)

Ah. Thanks. Another couple of cultural references that went way over my head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:24 PM (OSs/l)

532 502 "Clinton Foundation", meet Obama's "Brother's Keeper Foundation".....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/04/politics/
president-barack-obama-brothers-keeper/index.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:16 PM (NOIQH)

Hah that's rich.

What's the emblem? A silhouette of a lonely dude sitting outside a hut in Kenya?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 06:24 PM (oFCZn)

533 He finishes by saying he'll have to get a gun, because he's now angered pro-gun folks.....

SMFH

Posted by: OneEyedJack

I said this a couple of threads back--gun control laws should simply prohibit Democrats from owning guns, because Democrats think guns are only used for murdering people.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (MYPM9)

534 blaster: "@516 only in the movie. No Carousel in the book."

But that was the best part.

Literature is a dead art, clearly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (1CroS)

535 501. Bruce / Caitlin Jenner IS a broad jump.

Posted by: Clarney at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (p9zGT)

536 Update: Hillary apparently has stolen a SS SUV and is joyriding through the streets of Minneapolis at high speeds. There are reports of her ranting on the radio, saying, "
I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (JO9+V)

537 505 Especially now that Toonces is getting ready for Carousel.

I'm sorry;I don't know what that means. Who's Toonces and the only "Carousel" I know is the musical. Can you please clarify? Thx.


Toonces is Obama. In SNL Toonces was a cat who could drive cars, but since he was a cat, he couldn't drive well, and he'd take the car over a cliff where it would explode.

Carousel is from Logan's Run. When people's 'time' had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying astronaut suits.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 06:25 PM (fJ5wU)

538 >>What's the emblem? A silhouette of a lonely dude sitting outside a hut in Kenya?

*snort*

Silhouette of Cain killing Abel?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

539 Bill, you can get me out of this, right Sweetie? I looked the other way while you were enjoying more poon than Wilt Chamberlain. Look at me when I'm talking to you!!!! Why the fukc are you laughing??!! I'm gonna cram that bottle of Viagra up your ass!!

Posted by: GrandGhoul McThunderhips at August 28, 2015 06:26 PM (xudgf)

540 ...dad gets a pass

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (JjECE)

541 Carousel is from Logan's Run. When people's 'time'
had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying
astronaut suits.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk

And if that word picture doesn't make you want to run out and purchase the film, I just don't know what's wrong with you.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (MYPM9)

542 Happy Happy Hour All

Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (5p18q)

543 Literature is a dead art, clearly.

Me too.

Posted by: Art Carney at August 28, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

544 Logan's Run is worth seeing, it is the vision of the left's socialized medicine once OPM runs out

Posted by: chemjeff @ Happy Hour at August 28, 2015 06:28 PM (5p18q)

545 OK barristers, I gotta get ready for a gig.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 06:28 PM (LUgeY)

546 Carousel is from Logan's Run. When people's 'time'
had come (at age 30), they'd be blown up in a stadium wearing flying
astronaut suits.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk

And if that word picture doesn't make you want to run out and purchase the film, I just don't know what's wrong with you.
Posted by: Turd
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LOLOLOLOL*snort*

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 06:29 PM (xVgrA)

547 It is funny to watch some of the press on this.

Press: phony 'scandal!'
FBI: we're investigating
Press: not a criminal investigation
FBI: this is a criminal investigation
Press: Its a minor crime
FBI: Looking into Espionage charges

On and on it goes, its hilarious. And grim. And in the end, I am confident she walks without a scratch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 06:29 PM (39g3+)

548 "It's hard to believe, but Caitlyn actually has a cock Hillary is a dick!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:30 PM (VPLuQ)

549 Was Bryce a member of the NRA? I doubt it. No NRA member is going to come after him

I think it's just reprehensible when reporters have to ask people how they feel when their loved ones are gunned down "How do you think they freaking feel,you bozos?"" and particular when they do it for a agenda. Media ghouls do it all the time. They did it a lot after the CT school shooting

I don't really blame the dad. He's obviously a leftist but wants to have some sort of "solution" His solution will never bring back his dear and apparently attractive and vivacious daughter back

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:30 PM (OSs/l)

550 And in the end, I am confident she walks without a scratch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Those bastard Feds better not scratch my Rascal!

Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (MYPM9)

551 "Him" being the dad of the murdered reporter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (OSs/l)

552 Jenny Agutter rocked that little toga thingy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (VPLuQ)

553 Clarney: "Bruce / Caitlin Jenner IS a broad jump."

Bravo.

And how's the veal?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (1CroS)

554 More radio traffic from Hillary in the stolen SS SUV:


"The Toecutter - he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen
one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy!
I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid
lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!

Posted by: Clinton Campaign Officials, speaking under condition of anonymity at August 28, 2015 06:31 PM (JO9+V)

555 Aw man, I really really wanted a flaming skull!

Posted by: Campesino at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (ayC0W)

556 New one's up

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (NOIQH)

557 osted by: chemjeff @ Happy Hour at August 28, 2015 06:28 PM (5p18q)

Thanks. I know the basic idea. It's just get another movie I have never seen and I probably should,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (OSs/l)

558
Hmmm. Jeff Smith (counsel for Sam Nunn at Armed Services back when Sam whas chmn, I think) went to CIA before Deutsch vacuumed up George and the ditz from the House side and all the other Hill mediocrities and took them there.

Ignatius' father, I think, was first-generation Agency guy, back when it was created. I think. He should have wider/better contacts than Jeff Smith, real long-time intel community types, not Hill transplants.

Anyway, surprised Smith would make such cavalier and non-credible statements. No, it's not routine for classified, esp. SCI, to be handled in any normal way.

Ignatius is a puzzlement. Extremely nice guy, not stupid in the conventional sense, and while he did exhibit a lot of Beltway Lightweight tendencies back when I last read him (early 2000s), he was never just a hack, like most of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

559 jenny agutter- oh my

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:32 PM (JjECE)

560 Logan's Run is a great story and ideas, delivered in a super 1970s feel. It really qualifies for a remake and would benefit greatly from it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 06:33 PM (39g3+)

561 ...lotta sox ruined...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:33 PM (JjECE)

562 Logan's Run is a great story and ideas, delivered in a super 1970s feel. It really qualifies for a remake and would benefit greatly from it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


They'd probably blame everything on global warming.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)

563 "...lotta sox ruined..."




Heh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 06:35 PM (VPLuQ)

564 Fish and plankton and sea greens and protein form the sea!

Posted by: Michelle "Box" Obama at August 28, 2015 06:35 PM (xudgf)

565 Buzzion will never live down being dead.

(so to speak)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (x3GpS)

566 480 Sounds to ME like some sailor's water broke

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (LAliD)

567 Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 06:23 PM (wwSh/)

Well, I'm glad it's not just me that is clueless. ;^)

I seem to remember some shrieking cat going over a cliff, I thought that was from "Bloom County" and the only thing I knew about "Logan's Run"is the name of the stars and the premise that anyone over 30 gets killed. Also, I'm used to TFG. I get thrown off when people use some other names for Obama. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 06:36 PM (OSs/l)

568 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)

Or evil Reich wing corporations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 06:37 PM (x3GpS)

569 This shit just got real.

However, I would have preferred this gif instead:

http://tinyurl.com/o5hnb6r

Posted by: Community Organizer at August 28, 2015 06:37 PM (Bjvsz)

570 Hillary, Hillary.....

*shakes head*

Don't you know that the only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead?

*idly taps finger on a roster of her minions*

Well, do what you will.

Posted by: Zombie Carlo Gambino at August 28, 2015 06:38 PM (amQXf)

571 Lotta Sox? Ruined?

Sorry to hear that. Didn't mean to, but, whataryagonnado?

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at August 28, 2015 06:39 PM (1CroS)

572 ...sure son...

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:39 PM (JjECE)

573 That's 2 votes for "dad gets a pass".
Shaking my head some more.

"We have to do something about gun violence".
Phrases like that give the gun agency independent of the person wielding it.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.





Where is the hue and cry about banning cars, or doing something about "car" violence? There's not, because it sounds stupid, and it is.

Tell you one more thing, the hell with this media. If the father had gone on a pro-gun rant, he would get 10 seconds on air, with the pro-gun part edited out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:41 PM (kKHcp)

574 Cocktails. We need cocktails. Hell of a week in every possible way

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

575 does hillaray worry, leaving huma alone; with bill?

Posted by: pahound at August 28, 2015 06:43 PM (JjECE)

576 Nood.


"fudge".

I got Willowed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 06:45 PM (kKHcp)

577 "It's not something a prosecutor takes to court" -- because they usually plead out to lesser charges so the Government doesn't have to disclose anymore in a public courtroom. That solution may not be an option here.

Posted by: Jean at August 28, 2015 07:09 PM (ztOda)

578 450 @434. The top 3 words for describing Hillary are liar, dishonest, and untrustworthy.

Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2015 05:57 PM (HkcOx)

Cunt, cuntier, cuntiest.

Posted by: Community Organizer at August 28, 2015 07:22 PM (Bjvsz)

579 If Obama hadn't torched our relationship with Israel, we could get everything we ever needed to know about Hillary, her lecherous husband, and their unlawful communications server(s) from the Mossad.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 07:25 PM (3tjn4)

580 I already ruled out "actually interested in justice" as a possible reason for the investigation, which leaves me with 4 possible other choices:

A) Hillary called Barry a gay "N-word" in an e-mail
B) Barry is paving the way for another candidate
C) They want her cleared before the election
D) None of the Above, you are moron Malcolm

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 28, 2015 07:38 PM (2Haxm)

581 You know, Trump Is actually a pretty good standup comic.

Posted by: Wind Breaker at August 28, 2015 07:44 PM (/pOl7)

582 Sing until those nasty AK rounds impinge on your breath. Sing praise to the Lord, until the devil-worshipers here, and the muzzies in Ahfreekah and elsewhere who want to cut the clitorises off your daughters pass. Then sing on their graves. Praise the Lord.
The rest of us will praise the Lord until the prince of redistribution is exposed and stapled to his bomb.
Praise the Lord.
Feel the beat. Watch the victory. Listen. Participate.
https://youtu.be/Mo2p3lpcTtI
https://youtu.be/FRDJrjmVGvw

Posted by: Viktor P. Hensile at August 28, 2015 08:14 PM (M9X7Y)

583 "A) Hillary called Barry a gay "N-word" in an e-mail
B) Barry is paving the way for another candidate
C) They want her cleared before the election
D) None of the Above, you are moron Malcolm"
--------------------
E) He's vindictive and unforgiving.

Posted by: Cameron at August 28, 2015 09:13 PM (6aVBb)

584 Enh, I doubt the same FBI that spied on Clinton's enemies will narq her out now.

Posted by: wodun at August 28, 2015 09:17 PM (DD0s8)

585 funny how it all comes full circle.
this is the greatest blog on earth!

don't
fuck it up

I will come for you.

Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:43 PM (0/7ih)

586 mark st.... said she got rid of the ambassador
by proxy and he didn't even have the proof.

Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:46 PM (0/7ih)

587 buzzion was a genius!

Posted by: the fuzzy wzzy at August 28, 2015 09:48 PM (0/7ih)

588 Also never forget!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJUPE-lR5Y

Posted by: Joberg at August 29, 2015 09:11 AM (s79uE)

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