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So Why Isn't Hillary's "Republicans Are Like ISIS" Statement Getting More Play in the Media?

AllahPundit wonders about this. The Free Beacon wondered first.

I'ma blow your mind: Two cheers for the media for not making a big deal about this.

Why?

Because this is just Hillary attempting to use Obama's cynical "Stray Voltage" tactic.

Major Garret exposed this two years ago.

Whenever the White House is in trouble -- which is almost always, because they're socialist and hence incompetent -- they drop a rhetorical stinkbomb on the nation, a statement calculated to be trollish, controversial, enraging, and false.

They deliberately said false things about the women's pay gap, for example.

Why? Specifically to draw attention to the statement itself, which, while it may be a negative (in as much as Obama is lying as usual), is a sort of manageable, normal, routine-business sort of negative. Politicians argue about their claims all the time; they also frequently lie. Thus, to be in that particular fight was no big deal for Obama, because he's used to that, and while there may be a downside, it's just normal wear-and-tear downside, not major damage.

Keep in mind: While the public might be getting curious about Obama's ineptitude on the VA, or Healthcare.gov, or ISIS, or his thousand other failures, that is "stray voltage," flowing possible excitement of the national media mind, which could in fact damage him badly, should the circuits complete. That sort of electricity could electrocute him.

Major Garrett:


A top White House adviser told me last week's pay gap dust up was a "perfect" example of stray voltage. This time it was premeditated.

...

Obama's team expected, invited, and, to a certain degree, relished last week's hubbub. That's stray voltage in action.

Or inaction.

As a theory, "stray voltage" exists in a kind of strategic void. It can't be dismissed or embraced as workable because creating controversy for the sake of controversy is, well, achievable. Like getting soup from the White House mess. It's also self-reinforcing and internally didactic. Everyone looks around and says, "See. There's controversy. It's working."

So this is why Hillary Clinton dropped her hot, wet turd on the country: to get us talking about this "outrage" instead of the fact that she is very close to having her security clearance revoked by the Intelligence Community, and even being prosecuted by the FBI.

She wants us talking about this, rather than that.

Hey, Hillary, you know who's a lot like ISIS?

You are. Because the FBI's counter-intelligence task force is investigating both of you, and your affiliated minions.

Posted by: Ace at 01:41 PM




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1 Happy friday you newly polite bunch you

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (Ii765)

2 At last!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (2Ojst)

3 NO POPPIES!!!

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (E5UB0)

4 Stray voltage only works when you control the State Media.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blows your mind at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (rwI+c)

5 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (2Ojst)

6 You can tell how much trouble she is in by how much her lips are moving this week.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (mhkbv)

7 I guess I agree, but at the same time, imagine if a Republican said that the Democrats were like IS terrorists? The scream of outrage would reach the darkest jungles of the Amazon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (39g3+)

8 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac


*mutters*

Suckup...

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (/Ho8c)

9 Hey, Hillary, you know who's a lot like ISIS?

You are.

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Blogmaster....... BAN THAT MAN!!!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

10 Wheels within wheels? Four dimensional chess?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (W5DcG)

11 Her candidacy should be deader than buzzion by now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (JtwS4)

12 It just felt like it was meant to get us mad, because we thought it should make us mad.

Thinking on it, the statement is more stupid than anything else, and she's not smooth enough to make this kind of thing work anyways.

Really, I was more offended by her answer to that "did you wipe your server" question. Most people should have been.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (XiVKO)

13 Speaking of stray voltage. Do not stick a fork into an outlet, unless it's a plastic one. I speak from experience.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (E5UB0)

14

Because foul democrats have no soul. The media lets them get away with it. And republicans have lost their will to fight.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (u49WF)

15 I think Hill has already had three Mulligans on beginning her campaign. Maybe fourth one's the charm.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (XUKZU)

16 I knew of Stray Voltage way back when they were doing weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Posted by: soon to be banned at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (bsDXW)

17 When 65% of the people think of the word "liar" when they think of Hillary, nobody is listening anyway.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (xWW96)

18 Just ignore Huma and the servers hiding behind the curtain!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

19 Republicans need to start asking the question that is bothering all of us; just how bad was Hillary's stroke?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (rwI+c)

20 I once stuck a plastic fork in an outlet, but it still shocked me because I'd drooled all over it.

Posted by: Acela Joe at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (XiVKO)

21 Ace, that kinda came from nowhere. Talk about your out-of-the-blue personal attacks!

Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (VAsIq)

22 So this is why Hillary Clinton dropped her hot, wet turd on the country: to get us talking about this "outrage" instead of the fact that she is very close to having her security clearance revoked by the Intelligence Community, and even being prosecuted by the FBI.

Wait, she still has a security clearance. What for? She is not in any conceivable chain of command.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (kXoT0)

23 Nice that we're not falling into the #waronwoman-baiting going on here.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (NOIQH)

24 I can't help but notice the silence of the GOP candidates regarding The Adventures of Hillary.

Has any of them mentioned what a complete disaster she is?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (Ck8hC)

25 Speaking of stray voltage. Do not stick a fork into an outlet, unless it's a plastic one. I speak from experience.

Posted by: Joe Biden


I hate to admit, but I am entirely in agreement with the VP on this.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (/Ho8c)

26 Yeah Hillary can always reboot. Having a rally where she actually answers some questions would be fresh; she could seed the audience with pre-chosen supporters and have them ask carefully printed questions.

The thing I don't get is if the press hated Hillary so much and are so willing to kick her to the curb, why were they chasing after her scooby van like 15 year old girls after a the limo carrying the Beatles, and why did they tamely accept being literally lassooed for a walk along the street?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (39g3+)

27 as someone else said, "stray voltage" only works when the media does your bidding.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (AkOaV)

28 Hillary dropping a hot, wet turd....

Poetry, Man. Poetry.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (6xtq3)

29 12 Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (XiVKO)

Yup...

I was at the Malmstrom PX watching her run her Huma licker back home in Ohio....

I found her "I GET why people ARE bothered I really do" to be an expression of Imperial Majesty and contempt for "you fuckheads who do not matter"

pounds of arrogance and not an ounce of contrition....

I hate her with the fury of a thousand suns and it does not matter b/c democrats will passionately vote fore a sack of shit with "-d" next to it....

the GOP is going to discover a lot of the right will not do the inverse.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (BXOyX)

30 Mmm. Beacon. Aaaarghh.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (1CroS)

31
And remember, Trump donated money to this . . . Person.
And I use term loosely.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (u49WF)

32 The gope is not like ISIS.

The gope is like the Saudi Princes who are pious at home and drunken whorechasers when their plane leaves Saudi air space.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (MQEz6)

33 Newsflash to Hillary: Having the vote of the DNC super-delagates will not shield you from prosecution by the FBI for egregious crimes against the republic.

Posted by: pookysgirl can almost run at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (IJeUX)

34 Has any of them mentioned what a complete disaster she is?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (Ck8hC)


-----

ummmmmmmmmm........ Trump.


**runs**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

35 Can anyone tell me why she still has a clearance?

She's not currently working for the .gov, so she really shouldn't be privy to anything. Really, any access she had should have been cut off the day she left the State Dept.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (YJmuy)

36
You know how obama is like ISIS? Because the thought of a nuke exploding over Tel Aviv makes him wet.

Posted by: Static Electricity at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (nFhjK)

37 Clearances go inactive for a while. You don't have need to know, so you shouldn't have access to anything classified, but you don't need to go through an investigation again. Well, for a few years, anyways.

Posted by: Acela Joe at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (XiVKO)

38 I'm a Republican, but I have to admit that some of the extremists in my party are similar to ISIS.

I don't think Ms. Clinton said this as a political calculation, though. She seems to be genuinely concerned about women's health.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (Ui7Rt)

39 >>>Because foul democrats have no soul.

I don't know, but I been told.

A big legged Clinton ain't got no sould.

Posted by: Robert Faceplant at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (E5UB0)

40
Hey, Hillary, you know who's a lot like ISIS?
You are.Because the FBI's counter-intelligence task force is investigating both of you, and your affiliated minions.


If the FBI is as useful against Hillary as it is against ISIS, she'll be the next president.

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (ZbV+0)

41 *soul*

Posted by: Robert Faceplant at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (E5UB0)

42 /sock

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (XiVKO)

43 Republicans overreach on Hillary's ISIS commnets.

Posted by: Tomorrow in Politico at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (OD2ni)

44 >>Republicans need to start asking the question that is bothering all of us; just how bad was Hillary's stroke?


According to Bill a while back, it was a tough recovery. Oopsie, did he just torpedo her candidacy (again)?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (NOIQH)

45 Another reason that Republicans are like ISIS: pro-rape culture, engaged in a War on Women!

What? Why are you laughing?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (RRFIF)

46 31
And remember, Trump donated money to this . . . Person.
And I use term loosely.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (u49WF)

Where are you taking this...thing?

Posted by: Death Star brig officer at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (2Ojst)

47 If a Republican ever said that can you imagine the media's response?

Posted by: Second verse same as the first at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (ZFOdA)

48 Here you go to make up for maddogg on the last thread, a couple of gingers.

http://tinyurl.com/b4as3hm

http://tinyurl.com/3rwmnkf

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (sgrzZ)

49 Stray cat strut, I'm a total bitch
I'm a feline Torquemada (Hey, I got a genital itch))
Got humiliated by my mean old man
Get my dinner from an Abedin

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (2cS/G)

50 Hey! Guys!

In light of the new civility policy, I think it's wise if we all avoid talking about the NY billionaire with the strange hair situation for at least one or two threads.

Can I get some uptwinkles on that or what?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (AkOaV)

51 Is there some kind of new banning policy in effect here?


Speaking of ISIS.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (MDgS8)

52 I can't help but notice the silence of the GOP candidates regarding The Adventures of Hillary.

At this point everyone seems to be ignoring her and hoping grandma passes out so she can be carried out and tucked away somewhere safe.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (39g3+)

53 22 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (kXoT0)

She was given a name level security clearance as SoS b/c she is in the direct line of succession....

tradition/protocol says you do not revoke name level access holders simply b/c they "move on dot orged" from the job.....

because they represent a pool of legacy knowledge and need clearance to be tapped...

so yeah da hildebeast is still packing name level clearance to this day.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (BXOyX)

54 I don't think Ms. Clinton said this as a political calculation, though. She seems to be genuinely concerned about women's health.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (Ui7Rt)


In light of our new banning policy, may I suggest you might be mislead? XO

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (xWW96)

55 >>I knew of Stray Voltage way back when they were doing weddings and bar mitzvahs.


I may have seen them open for ELO....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (NOIQH)

56
You know, because Cankles used to be so nice, back in the day Trump was donating money to her.

But now, now she's horrible.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (u49WF)

57 When Mica on Morning Joe comes right out and says that Hillary is saying this to distract people from her email crimes, you know you're losing the battle.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (Zs4uk)

58 Here you go to make up for maddogg on the last thread, a couple of gingers.

http://tinyurl.com/b4as3hm

http://tinyurl.com/3rwmnkf
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (sgrzZ)

----

**folds arms over chest**

Do we LOOK stupid???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

59 Sorry to OT, so soon.

Au revoir, mes amis.

It's time to take a step back from politics and focus on things such as family and personal and professional development.

Of course I will still visit AoSHQ from time to time, because with everything going to crap, I wouldn't be able to cope without Ace's special brand of funneh. But it will be from bizzaro world, where we read the posts and not the comments.

Take care people, and best wishes.


Keep up the good work, Ace, and don't let assholes like me get you down. And COBS, too. Thanks for all the laughs and stress relief.

Posted by: flounder at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (Vf5rR)

60 Both Obama and Hillary operate undet the false calculation that there is only a limited amount of outrage and a naegative attention a public figure can attract; that if you intentionally publicaize a small scandal about yourself, it will replace (and ths eliminate) a larger scandal.

The is the same delusion on which progressive economics is based -- the notion of a limited pile of wealth, wuch that if a rich person acquires a lot of wealth, that leaves less wealth for everyone else.

I've got news for you Obama, Hillary and all oher progressives: Both wealth and capacity for scandal and for being hated is infinite.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (jBuUi)

61 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

THREADWINNER!

Unless, of course, Ace decides to post something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (8ZskC)

62 The gope is like the Saudi Princes who are pious at home and drunken whorechasers when their plane leaves Saudi air space.


At home = on camera.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (MDgS8)

63 Can anyone tell me why she still has a clearance?

Posted by: Blanco Basura


The Party of DC doesn't like to rock the boat?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (Ck8hC)

64
the press doenst need her "stray voltage"

CNN is asking is "silent majority" is really code for "white supremacist"

they got their own "stray voltage"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

65 ISIS is honest with us, at least.

They promise to enslave, murder, terrorize, conquer, and destroy, and they do just that.

The gope promises a lot of things, then dumps a steamer into the soup.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (MQEz6)

66 I think the whole Huma being double and triple paid for various vacations and leaves is a very big deal. You can do graft and kickbacks and no one bats an eye, but, falsify time sheets, sign them, and approve them--that can send folks to jail--because there are strict payroll laws that govern that stuff and a records trail that is easily audited. Payroll, even government payrolls is a very dangerous thing to screw up for greed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (kXoT0)

67 Because this is just Hillary attempting to use Obama's cynical "Stray Voltage" tactic.

Is that what we just did? Accidentally undermined Hillary!'s campaign?

Crap. Really did. not. mean to do that.

Posted by: The MFM at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (1CroS)

68 "They deliberately said false things about the women's pay gap, for example."

***


The Deuce!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (NpXoL)

69 Who's got the strayest, most luxurious voltage?

And an eagle.

And a cap.

That's right, baby.

Posted by: DT at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (SCcgT)

70 Roomy. Ima manspread. 'scuse me.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (FdFgz)

71 Isn't 'stray voltage' rebrand of 'wag the dog'?

Posted by: Ryan at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (KKnAy)

72 Bunch booty smoochers.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (MDgS8)

73 CNN is asking is "silent majority" is really code for "white supremacist"

they got their own "stray voltage"
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

You know, that is a fascinating question.

I had not considered that angle.

Someone should ask Bill Clinton, I believe he spoke about the "silent majority" when he was running for president in '92.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

74 Hillary: So incompetent, she can't even pull of a stray voltage trap.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (FdOlH)

75 Let's not be too lavish here. The media is waiting for the dog whistle to pounce on Hillary and is just in the dismissive stage now. If she were headed to the nomination, we would be hearing this constantly, and as praise.

Posted by: Monica didn't see Bill pulling out, either at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (pq97T)

76
"stray voltage"

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Ohm my.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

77 Same reason Planned Parenthood killing videos aren't.

Posted by: dogfish at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (jWtyG)

78 Hillary's next move:

1. The White House

2. Assisted Living

3. Jail

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (zOTsN)

79 CNN is asking is "silent majority" is really code for...Vigorously Fapping.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:54 PM (NpXoL)

80 I can't help but notice the silence of the GOP candidates regarding The Adventures of Hillary.
___
I'm not going to diss a potential running mate.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (78TbK)

81 Heh, one little letter changes the whole meaning of this Weather Channel graphic

http://tinyurl.com/nhgznb5

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (39g3+)

82 Damn, I started writing comment #60 when there were ZERO comments on the thread. Instead of quickly smashing out "FRIST!," I tought I should take a moment to actually compose a real comment. Result: 59 commenters beat me to the punch.

Let that be a lesson to the thoughtful:

"FRIST" will travel around the world seven times before "In my esteemed assessment" has gotten its boots on.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (jBuUi)

83 so yeah da hildebeast is still packing name level clearance to this day.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:51 PM (BXOyX)

And so by extension, is Huma and the Muslim Brotherhood....drip, drip, drip...the stupid is strong

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (kXoT0)

84 but, falsify time sheets, sign them, and approve them--that can send folks to jail--because there are strict payroll laws that govern that stuff and a records trail that is easily audited.

Payroll, even government payrolls is a very dangerous thing to screw up for greed.


So is supposedly shooting Vince Foster in the head......

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (FdFgz)

85 71 Posted by: Ryan at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (KKnAy)

You mean Operation Desert Fox aka "Operation hide the dress?

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (BXOyX)

86 Silent Majority is the new Tea Party is the new Racist!!11!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (NpXoL)

87 Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (sgrzZ)

That was a crime against humanity

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (ZbV+0)

88 Hillary means it and Boehner and McConnell are afraid of her , on some level, and eager to work with her on another...
The ONLY thing the GOPe leaders will show any emotion about is if you threaten their perks and their payola.---THAT is 'ISIS' to them.....the country be damned.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (Ac4TS)

89 87 Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (sgrzZ)

That was a crime against humanity
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (ZbV+0)

I tried warning you idiots in the last thread, but did you listen? Ohhhhhh no!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (2Ojst)

90 Its funny because there was a leftist in here yesterday screeching about the silent majority being all for socialism.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (39g3+)

91 I don't think I made the case about clearances, and why she still has one:

A clearance is good for as long as it's good for, so 5 or 10 years, depending on the level. What you do lose is your need to know.

There isn't a clearance high enough to get you access to the lowliest of confidential materials, if you don't have the need to know.

So, Hillary! still has a clearance, but she can't do anything with it.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (XiVKO)

92 Has anyone heard from Derak since last night?

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (MDgS8)

93 >>I think the whole Huma being double and triple paid for various vacations and leaves is a very big deal.

She was apparently doing *four jobs* concurrently:

- State Dept aid to Hillary
- Clinton Foundation consultant
- Teneo consultant
- Hillary transition team (SoS-->prezzy) consultant (Hillary paid her salary)

That's....a little hard to believe.
She was using her Hillary email and State Dept email for all of them, just all mixed up and intermingled communications.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

94 "Ohm my....."



Shocking!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (LA7Cm)

95 83 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:55 PM (kXoT0)

The good news is in a sane administration understanding operational security the retired name cleared are not read in on ANY new intel and just allowed access on their old named cases....

the bad news is we have bronko bama as president...

so yeah Iran itself is read in our intel let alone the MB

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (BXOyX)

96 I'm sure the next outlandish thing to come out of any republican candidate will be the same nothing burger to the press

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (Ii765)

97 I don't know what Hilldog could do to actually see jail time but she hasn't reached that level yet.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (R8hU8)

98 5
Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (2Ojst)


Agreed!

Also, he is a gentleman and a scholar; his good looks are surpassed only by his fine taste in wine and women.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (jjaLl)

99 90 Its funny because there was a leftist in here yesterday screeching about the silent majority being all for socialism.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (39g3+)

well, in fairness, most white supremacists do seem to be pro-socialism (for white people).

See: neo-nazis, stormfront, Democrat front group KKK, etc etc.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)

100 "They deliberately said false things about the women's pay gap, for example."

***


The Deuce!!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:53 PM (NpXoL)

Both Hillary and Bobo pay their womyn staffers much less than male counterparts to the outrage of no feministas ever, except maybe Camille Paglia.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (kXoT0)

101 the 538 crew say Joe Biden is the canary in a coal mine candidate.

If he runs, it's because Hillary is going down and the Democrat party needs him. If she looks like she can ride out the National Security and Lawbreaking Scandal Of The Century! then he won't run.

It's seems like the right theory to me.

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (TxJGV)

102 If there was some Middle East aspirin factory I could clobber right now, I'd flatten that sucker like a tornado on an Oklahoma trailer park.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

103 What it comes down to is that she's just not all that great a politician and her advisors have to pull out every trick possible to get her over the finish line. I'm hoping she stays in long enough to debate Bernie Sanders and Slow Joe because that will become abundantly clear in that case.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

104 I think a lot of these concepts and terms people are crediting the Obama administration with like "Gaslighting" and "Stray Voltage" are not so much calculated as just an example of what happens when people are so divorced from reality and truth that nearly every single thing they do and say is a lie.

It might look like a clever pattern but maybe its just their postmodernist relativist lunacy in action. That they are so separated from the real world and so full of nonsense that it just comes out organically and without intent or system and just seems that way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (39g3+)

105 holy fuck it's hot.

Someone go and turn out the sun for a few hours.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (Ck8hC)

106
Its funny because there was a leftist in here yesterday screeching about the silent majority being all for socialism.
***
Promise people other people's stuff and they will support you. Tell them you will be taking their stuff though and they'll be heating up the tar and feathers.

This is why the Ds want a dumbed down electorate where people won't ask where all that free stuff is coming from.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (78TbK)

107
The candidates running for president continuously refer to ripe red watermelon, and that is without doubt racist.

Posted by: Vester Boehner, Speaker of the House at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (OiFtZ)

108 So journalists are easily distracted in the same way a crow is fascinated by shiny objects? And invent a new term to describe their inability to focus on a subject for more than two seconds - under pretense it's an involuntary reflex.

That's the biggest load of horseflop I've ever freak'n seen. F the press.



Posted by: 13times at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (WHVu+)

109 OT...

Been seeing the acronym "MUMR" quite a bit recently.

I don't have the time in service that most of you morons do, can someone enlighten me as to the meaning?

Thanks for being such sweeties.

Posted by: browndog at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (ccfl2)

110 Art of War 101: when your enemy is defeating himself, don't help.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (XiVKO)

111 91 Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:56 PM (XiVKO)

sure she can...just usually retroactively and ONLY on request....

for example let's say Operation Hand Oil Contracts back to Fwance aka "Benghazi" comes back up....

Hillary can easily be given back the data stream and asked about issues or thoughts on the evolution of that series of operations....

but yeah in theory she is not going to be read into "Obama Saves the ME from ISIS"....

but we're being ran by the clown car mafia so it's all a crap shoot.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (BXOyX)

112 Ugh.

All posts about Hillary! should have a compensating awesome picture of Kate Upton-

to rebalance the universe.

Here:

http://tinyurl.com/q4x5oxm


You're welcome.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (KUa85)

113
I am not allowed to uptwinkles.
Apparently it involves more than the two fingers I used. You can guess which ones I'm sure.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (uhftQ)

114 >>>5 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Ace tried to save buzzion from his reckless ways. But he couldn't get to the woodchipper off-switch in time.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (FdOlH)

115 "FRIST" will travel around the world seven times before "In my esteemed assessment" has gotten its boots on.

You're welcome

Posted by: Twitter, last bastion of human wisdom at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (ZbV+0)

116 Both Hillary and Bobo pay their womyn staffers much
less than male counterparts to the outrage of no feministas ever, except
maybe Camille Paglia.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (kXoT0)
*
I'm sure the ethnicity of the staff is a broad cross section of society as well.//

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (NpXoL)

117 http://tinyurl.com/pq7zkrm

http://tinyurl.com/nvc9t45

**folds arms over chest**

Do we LOOK stupid???

Posted by: fixerupper

You hurt my feelings fixerupper

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (sgrzZ)

118 Posted by: browndog at August 28, 2015 01:58 PM (ccfl2)

A commenter who called himself Mirror Universe Mitt Romney used to show up here every day like clockwork at around 5pm and spam threads so bad that it would slow down the 'hq and make morons angry.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (AkOaV)

119 **thinks about crucifying progressives in the public square**


*sighs heavily*

/back to work

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (3ZtZW)

120 That's....a little hard to believe.
She was using her Hillary email and State Dept email for all of them, just all mixed up and intermingled communications.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

Ima just gonna say it. If I get banned, so be it. Huma must be able to lick her eyebrows and have no sense of smell whatsoever because she is not pretty and brings nothing to the table as an able staffer or administrator.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (kXoT0)

121 OT but this is a great article for Ace's social life so I'm passing it on.

Living in Manhattan means the ratio of eligible girls to guys is really in the man's favor. Big time.

http://bit.ly/1NYpRjk

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (TxJGV)

122 Someone go and turn out the sun for a few hours.
___
Sigh, the sun, sigh, has no significant, sigh, effects on, sigh, the climate. As I told you if you don't want to, sigh, melt by 2008, uh 2012, uh 2016 you are going to have to, sigh, stop using, sigh, fossil fuels, sign.

Also, buy my carbon credits.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (78TbK)

123 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (2Ojst)


Agreed!

Also, he is a gentleman and a scholar; his good looks are surpassed only by his fine taste in wine and women.
Posted by: Dirty Randy



And every post of his is a Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:01 PM (FdFgz)

124 Hillary is not desperate yet.

When her sex tape is leaked..

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 02:01 PM (MQEz6)

125 http://tinyurl.com/q4x5oxm





You're welcome.



Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (KUa85)
**
You Bastard!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:01 PM (NpXoL)

126 Posted by: fixerupper

You hurt my feelings fixerupper
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:00 PM (sgrzZ)

----

.... not.even.CLOSE to all the times you hurt my eyeballs.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

127 A commenter who called himself Mirror Universe Mitt Romney used to show up here every day like clockwork at around 5pm and spam threads so bad that it would slow down the 'hq and make morons angry.


Yep. I suspect that MUMR's antics played a big role in Buzzion's demise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

128 The media is right on the edge now about Hillary. They believe it's their duty in life to not only badmouth republicans, but to assure democrat election wins.

For the past few months, they thought ignoring the email scandal would protect Hillary, but the wall is crumbling. Soon, and with frightening speed once the cascade starts, they will turn on Hillary in order to open the spot for another candidate.

It is going to be a spectacle.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (Zs4uk)

129 When her leaky sex tape is leaked....

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (MDgS8)

130 That's....a little hard to believe.

But I suspect incredibly common in the incestuous world of the political left. Its like owning a restaurant, being a union delegate, and working at the construction site as a mobster. You don't really do any of them but you get paid for them all.

well, in fairness, most white supremacists do seem to be pro-socialism (for white people).

True enough although I doubt that's what CNN has in mind

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (39g3+)

131 Ace once saved Brian Williams from sniper fire.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (XiVKO)

132 When her sex tape is leaked..

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 02:01 PM (MQEz6)

Who in the Sam Hill actually has a strong enough stomach to watch it?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (kXoT0)

133 Hillary Clinton -- leakage.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (MDgS8)

134 MNH -

Appreciated, thanks!

I do remember him, I'm such a dolt for not putting that together.

I denounce myself...

Posted by: browndog at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (ccfl2)

135 Posted by: fixerupper

Seriously at 117 ARE a couple of cuties.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (sgrzZ)

136
....huh??.... why would hillary need tape to have sex??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

137 129 When her leaky sex tape is leaked....
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (MDgS

So that's what that was? I thought it was a documentary on industrial cottage cheese production.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (2Ojst)

138 "Thanks for being such sweeties."


MUMR was a poster here (Mirror Universe Mitt Romney) who was a little weird and then went full on bat-shit crazy. Trolling threads, etc. He was banned but kept coming back on a near daily basis for a while spamming the late afternoon thread most of the time.

He eventually quit and hasn't been around really for a few months.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (LA7Cm)

139 I just figured it's because they agree.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

140 It is going to be a spectacle.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (Zs4uk)

Yup, as I posted yesterday, buy popcorn futures and go long on butter.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (kXoT0)

141 >>Ima just gonna say it. If I get banned, so be it. Huma must be able to......


Yeah, several articles have mentioned how close Hillary and Huma are, like mother-daughter close.

Uh huh, you go with that. MB's own Ana Chapman, anyone?
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

142 3 NO POPPIES!!!

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (E5UB0)


Instead, POOPIES!

"Hillary drops a hot, wet turd."


Hahahaha! But, imagery I can do without.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (TYZLQ)

143 I repeat what I observed last night, there is precedent for this, Julian Bond declaring that the Tea Party is "The Taliban wing of the Republican party."


NAACP Leader Julian Bond Calls the Tea Party "the Taliban of America"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ot3mhsm

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (9mTYi)

144 112 Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 01:59 PM (KUa85)
============================

Oh, how I wish I could have control of Thor's Banhammer for just one minute...

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (TxJGV)

145 I saw Stray Voltage open up for Steel Panther at the LA Amphitheater three years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (LUgeY)

146 Golf clap for everyone posting. All posts and comments are equally wonderful. Thanks to all!!

>

Posted by: USA at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (tfM+W)

147 I could understand if some left-wing talk show lunatic were to compare "group A" to ISIS, but a presidential candidate?

The woman is a delusional unindicted felon.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (3tjn4)

148 "Stray Voltage" has probably always been around in one form or another, at least since the '70's, but the best ever use of it is when Bill Clinton and his crew--led by Dick Morris--let the Monica Lewinsky story break in order to keep more crooked shit from being talked about. They correctly calculated that when given the choice between talking about Sex, or talking about More Important Shit, Americans-led by the media--will choose Sex every time.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (QDweI)

149 practicing my new civility

Posted by: USA at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (tfM+W)

150
"Silent Majority is the new Tea Party is the new Racist!!11!!"


And becuase of crap like that from the SJW's, that POS murderer thought saying "out in the field" was racist.If you tell pople everyting is racist, people will believe it. And now those poor people are dead becuase of it. Shaun King, Sally Kohn, etc. can all ESAD!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

151
Governor Rick Scott of Florida has gone bat shit crazy by declaring an emergency for the tropical storm not yet over Hispaniola, and expected to reach off-shore Florida on Monday.

In an attempt to blunt liberal criticism of not being prepared for the "emergency", he over reacts, but they will still savage his ass no matter what steps he takes.

Conservatives still have no understanding of the liberal mind. Just pound them up the poop chute and leave the driving to us!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (OiFtZ)

152 145 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (LUgeY)

I saw Depends Saddled Labia open up for Humming Tongues back in San Fran in '69....

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 02:05 PM (BXOyX)

153 well Silent Majority is the term CNN is focusing on because a certain hair challenged candidate has started using it

and thats all I'm gonna say abut that

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

154 Been seeing the acronym "MUMR" quite a bit recently.

Mirror Universe Mitt Romney. A poster from 4-5 years ago that made sense from time to time, and then not at all. Somewhere in there he got banned, so now he comes in for an hour here or there to cut and paste the same comment over and over again despite it being almost immediately deleted every time.

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 02:05 PM (ZbV+0)

155 147 Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 02:04 PM (3tjn4)

and has HAPPILY been such since her work on the Nixon case...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (BXOyX)

156 A commenter who called himself Mirror Universe Mitt Romney used to show up here every day like clockwork at around 5pm and spam threads

Its odd because he didn't start out that way. He used to just be a guy that posted politically foolish stuff.

We'll know when Hillary gets desperate when she announces she's a lesbian and lays a big one on Huma on camera. Then has a "headache" and disappears from the public eye for a couple of months, showing up with special glasses again.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (39g3+)

157 98 5
Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in my entire life.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (2Ojst)


Agreed!

Also, he is a gentleman and a scholar; his good looks are surpassed only by his fine taste in wine and women.

and also by the company he keeps in his circle of friends...

Posted by: morigu at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (BhYuI)

158 @108 "So journalists are easily distracted in the same way a crow is fascinated by shiny objects?"
---------
Only if we think of journalists being distracted by stray voltage remarks in the same way dogs get distracted by the food bowl at dinner time.

They're just reacting the way they've been professionally trained to react, writing their columns as they salivate.

Posted by: Cameron at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (6aVBb)

159 Who in the Sam Hill actually has a strong enough stomach to watch it?


Rule 34.

Someone will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (FdFgz)

160 148 "Stray Voltage" has probably always been around in one form or another, at least since the '70's, but the best ever use of it is when Bill Clinton and his crew--led by Dick Morris--let the Monica Lewinsky story break in order to keep more crooked shit from being talked about. They correctly calculated that when given the choice between talking about Sex, or talking about More Important Shit, Americans-led by the media--will choose Sex every time.....
Posted by: JoeF.


And how'd that work out?

The Monica scandal haunts Bill Clinton to this day. Not instead of his other scandals, but in ADDITION to his other scandals.

"Stray voltage" never works as intended. It only makes things worse.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (jBuUi)

161 I saw Stray Voltage open for Short Circuit back at A Current Event in '99 at ... at...


Damnit, I ran out of steam.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (6JL3d)

162 I imagine a Hillary video would be more of a DIY, carpet maintenance treatise.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (NpXoL)

163 I don't think the stray voltage thing is going to work for Hillary. Obama could pull it off because despite being an awful president in virtually every way, he still has strong support in the Dem base and the msm.

It's getting increasingly hard to find anyone who actually like Hillary let alone believes a word she says. One thing for a pol with a strong backing to say outrageous lies, something else for a pol with very weak support and a reputation for being dishonest.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (OGm46)

164 Hey, Hillary, you know who's a lot like ISIS?
You are. Because the FBI's counter-intelligence task force is investigating both of you, and your affiliated minions.

I bet you said that on twitter first didn't you.
Harrumphffff.
(Ace making us jealous with twitter is an Alpha play.If Ace starts blogging inthe Trump voice again, that would be, terrific . . .)

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (5vV+V)

165 Yep. I suspect that MUMR's antics played a big role in Buzzion's demise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

Rage stroke... it's a horrible way to go.

If only Buzzion's f5's had been measure in nano seconds instead of seconds, he may still be with us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)

166 Governor Rick Scott of Florida has gone bat shit crazy by declaring an emergency for the tropical storm not yet over Hispaniola, and expected to reach off-shore Florida on Monday.
=======================

From what I saw forecasters cant decide if the storm is going to hit the Keys dead on or not. If it does, he needs to evacuate the Keys and, since there's only one road, it takes some time. Over cautious maybe, but not batshit crazy.

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (TxJGV)

167 Yeah, several articles have mentioned how close Hillary and Huma are, like mother-daughter close.

Uh huh, you go with that. MB's own Ana Chapman, anyone?
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

Yeah, Mother and Daughter close, that was why Hillary so gleefully participated in the destruction of Huma's Jewish Beard when he finally screwed up with the sexting. Huma and Chelsea are just like sisters--except one is never actually with Mommie Dearest.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (kXoT0)

168 We'll know when Hillary gets desperate when she announces she's a lesbian and lays a big one on Huma on camera. Then has a "headache" and disappears from the public eye for a couple of months, showing up with special glasses again.

*pops popcorn in anticipation of that trainwreck_

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (NOIQH)

169 One place I'm noticing the media really carrying her water is in not airing her speaking more than one sentence.

That woman is thoroughly unlikable.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:08 PM (XiVKO)

170 156 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (39g3+)

I miss the relatively sane MUMR from 2011-2012...

he was sometimes witty and you know here and posting.

I don't fancy his stalking Ms Puma or refusing to take his banning and come back humbled.

It worked for me....


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 02:08 PM (BXOyX)

171 And how'd that work out?

The Monica scandal haunts Bill Clinton to this day. Not instead of his other scandals, but in ADDITION to his other scandals.

"Stray voltage" never works as intended. It only makes things worse.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (jBuUi)

I dunno, from here it doesn't look like it's hurt him that much. Sure, it's something that will always be associated with him but it certainly hasn't stopped him from making a bazillion dollars a speech and remaining a highly influential political figure.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:08 PM (2Ojst)

172 "Stray Voltage" is what Hilly calls her vibrator.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

173 I am waiting to see the fireworks from the Pantsuit and the Paste-eater. Good theater.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (oiNtH)

174 I mean, I assume Bill was in love with Hillary at one time, but I can't see what the attraction was. He's supposed to be very likable in person, and she's a harpy.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (XiVKO)

175 >>> Who in the Sam Hill actually has a strong enough stomach to watch it?


Planned Parenthood workers.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (3ZtZW)

176 Governor Rick Scott of Florida has gone bat shit crazy by declaring an emergency for the tropical storm not yet over Hispaniola, and expected to reach off-shore Florida on Monday.


Let me guess: you don't, like, live down here in Florida, do you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (LUgeY)

177 Obligatory I saw Stray Voltage open for ACDC at the Omni in Atlanta in 1987.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (X+nFp)

178 158 Posted by: Cameron at August 28, 2015 02:06 PM (6aVBb)

The media AND LIVs(I repeat myself) are in fact lethally susceptible to "Codename Shiny Objects"...

Obama based his 2012 campaign on it...

ask julia

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 02:09 PM (BXOyX)

179
Anything Cankles does other apologize and go away is just diversion tactics by her handlers and script writers.

She could barely read her lines yesterday.

(Sorry for the image)

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (u49WF)

180 We'll know when Hillary gets desperate when she announces she's a lesbian and lays a big one on Huma on camera.

She tried crying last time, that didn't work.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

181 Will the four or five remaining members of the Middle Class please stand up and say you've had enough?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (nFICN)

182 I saw Stray Voltage open for Short Circuit back at A Current Event in '99 at ... at...


Damnit, I ran out of steam.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
-------------------

Because you were resisting it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (9mTYi)

183 Stray Voltage's Shocker album was incredible.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (NpXoL)

184 The Gov. of Florida is lining up Federal assistance in case of a direct hit. Smart actually.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

185 The Goddess Irony points to Hillary, Benghazi, and ISIS.

Then she launches into her newest endzone dance.

Oh, she added sone twerking.

Work it, Girl!

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (MQEz6)

186 Her problem with this angle is conservatives hate the Republican establishment more than anyone else.

Who is she trying to outrage?

Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (q177U)

187 I think Ace on Twitter is like a comedian working up his act, and the blog is his HBO special.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (XiVKO)

188 pretty sure thier marriage is a business arrangement

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (zOTsN)

189 >>That woman is thoroughly unlikable.

Charmless, disagreeable, repellent, unpleasant...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

190 It's getting increasingly hard to find anyone who actually like Hillary let alone believes a word she says. One thing for a pol with a strong backing to say outrageous lies, something else for a pol with very weak support and a reputation for being dishonest.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (OGm46)

Yeah, all those years of pretending to like and admire Hillary have taken a toll on the Demo apparatchiks. For some of these people it's going to be more cathartic than getting cut out of full body SPANX. I look forward to the day when Carville loses it and goes full spew on Hillary. He will always worship and adore Bill, but, you just know deep in his tiny cold heart he loathes Hillary.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (kXoT0)

191 "...how'd that work out? ..." For Bill better than it should. For most everyone else it was like they all had on blue dresses.

Posted by: not a Clinton supporter at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (jN+3o)

192 Bring the cankled woman to us!

Posted by: ISIS at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (vsbNu)

193 Stray Voltage's Shocker album was incredible.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (NpXoL)

----

Watt the hell are you babbling about??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

194
....he needs to evacuate the Keys

posted by: MT

Unfamiliar with the Conch Republic?

The chances of evacuating the Keys for a TS is zero to none. My second residence in Marathon has ridden many a TS with no damage. Most Conch's ride through, but the tourist do head north, and those with children should do so.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (OiFtZ)

195 Damnit, I ran out of steam.

Oh dear!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (JtwS4)

196 In other news, Glenn Becks staffed invited The Donald to their show. Beck said Trump replied, He sent the message back that he doesnt deal with underlings and that I wanted him on I would have to call him myself.

Stay tuned for When Drama Queens Have Slapfights. or not, probably not.
The TinyUrl http://tinyurl.com/qyqq6ry

Posted by: And Where is Vic? at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (Q8y6V)

197 I saw Stray Voltage open for Short Circuit back at A Current Event in '99 at ... at...





Damnit, I ran out of steam.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal

-------------------



Because you were resisting it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (9mTYi)

Ohm my God that was awful

Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (ZbV+0)

198

What a nice post.

Terrific.

Beautiful.

Incredible.

Tell that to the WaPo idiots. WaPo says the email "scandal" is a nothing burger.

uh huh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (qCMvj)

199 The thing is, there's another political theory that postulates if you pile enough crap on someone, even if its forgotten, ridiculous, or disproven, that it tarnishes that person over time and ruins them eventually in the public eye by the accumulation.

Which seems like what this whole "stray voltage" thing really is doing, but to yourself. Hey everybody, you think this bad thing about me? How about this other bad thing!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (39g3+)

200 I had forgotten about this. Major Garrett always struck me as intelligent.



Has anyone seen Noonan's article in the WSJ anywhere else? Fucking paywall.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (q5APL)

201 You Bastard!!


Posted by: dananjcon


Uh oh.

*moves away from dananjcon, looking up at sky for incoming Banhammer raid*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (/Ho8c)

202 Sidenote: Is it Cankles or Cackles? That 10 hour sidebar video suggests there's been a change in the nomenclature.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (1CroS)

203 We'll know when Hillary gets desperate when she announces she's a lesbian and lays a big one on Huma on camera.


Is it too late to announce that she's black?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (8ZskC)

204 160---yes, Bill has a "stain" on his record, but he was allowed to stay in office and then collect millions in speaking fees, fly all over the planet on a pedo-billionaire's private jet, enjoy adulation and standing ovations whenever he's seen in restaurants or in public, and unleash his horrible wife into a political career and thereby keep at least a finger on the reins of power since he left office.
Not too shabby for a scumbag.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (s3/q7)

205
>>> She tried crying last time, that didn't work.


"That's right. I had to get a cattle prod to get her away."
- Huma

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)

206 Everyone in public life seems to fear Hillary.

Posted by: not a Clinton supporter at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (jN+3o)

207 Why is she so worked up? As a famous democrat once said, "what difference does it make..."?

Posted by: USA at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (tfM+W)

208 The difference between Team Hillary and Team Obama is:

Team Obama dropped a factoid which while facially true is explicable by other unsaid facts. Allows for a good argument, so useful as a diversion.

Team Hillary dropped an insult which few believe and the rest ignore which is useless as a diversion. She may as well just accused Republicans of being werewolves for the effect that would have on people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

209 Breaking news. It's hot here in the desert that is socal during the dog days of summer. How did we ever survive without all the stupid advice before?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (Ii765)

210 >>She tried crying last time, that didn't work.

Oh, gawd, that was awful - saying through her tears that's she's just so darn sad the American people may deprived of her presidency.
Even Bill couldn't pull off that kind of ridiculousness.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

211 Rush had a theory earlier today that the Dems think Hillary! is the best they have because otherwise the DoJ dogs would have been sicced on her by 0bama already.

Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (vsbNu)

212 Ohm my God that was awful
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (ZbV+0)

Watts your problem?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (2Ojst)

213 I visited Sam Hill once. It was awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (39g3+)

214 Hillary has to be throwing some epic fucking fits behind closed doors.

I really look forward to the upcoming Hitler Bunker memes when she finally burns up.

Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (jE7gh)

215 Her "Republicans are just like ISIS" statement is not getting any airplay because even the dumbest media person knows that the Republican will respond with "I just don't want infants being chopped up and their parts mailed around the country for medical experiments."

The media with do anything, ANYTHING to keep abortion out of the news, because they know it is a net negative for the Democrats at the moment.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (LXJ1e)

216 Trump vs Beck

Beck loses, cause he will cry

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

217 Everyone's known a Hillary in their life.

So everyone can relate to what a shitheel she is.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (MDgS8)

218 I am really enjoying watching Hillary do the trust fall with the media, as they repeatedly let her go down to the floor.

She's counting on a level of hackery that would absolutely be hers to call on here if Republicans were behind her troubles. But they're not, so it's not.

Posted by: JPS at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (+hXcd)

219 Breaking news. It's hot here in the desert that is socal during the dog days of summer. How did we ever survive without all the stupid advice before?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (Ii765)

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.... but it's a dry heat.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

220 Stray voltage may not work on the FBI - they have rubber boots, and tasers.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (DL2i+)

221 >>> 3 NO POPPIES!!!
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (E5UB0)

No poppies no peace!!

Posted by: BLM at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (qPr1r)

222 Has anyone seen Noonan's article in the WSJ anywhere else? Fucking paywall.

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Noonan has traveled the highways and byways of our land talking to dimwitted regular folks and now knows what every other sentient being has known for months.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (8ZskC)

223 Following up on Bill being such a charmer:

I cannot, for the life of me, understand how Bush 41 keeps company with him.

41's a better person than I. I couldn't be civil...

Posted by: browndog at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (ccfl2)

224 219 Breaking news. It's hot here in the desert that is socal during the dog days of summer. How did we ever survive without all the stupid advice before?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (Ii765)

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.... but it's a dry heat.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

Knock it off, Hudson.

Posted by: Sgt. Apone at August 28, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)

225 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (2oWD2)

226 prescient11: "Has anyone seen Noonan's article in the WSJ anywhere else? Fucking paywall."

Drudge had it linked w/o paywall.

I haven't read Noonan in years. Pretty much gave up on her. Perchance I hit the Drudge link. I think she may have actually gotten one right and isn't too far behind the curve. I'm sure her insights won't last, but she did OK on this one.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (1CroS)

227 213 I visited Sam Hill once. It was awful.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (39g3+)


Ahem, it's *The* Sam Hill.

Posted by: The Sam Hill Tourist Bureau at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (vsbNu)

228 This ain't the Hillary to die on!

Posted by: Boner, the orange man. at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (5x3KD)

229 instead of the fact that she is very close to having her security clearance revoked by the Intelligence Community, and even being prosecuted by the FBI.

She still has it? Why hasn't it been revoked by now. Someone is really dropping the ball on this shit.

Posted by: Iblis at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (9221z)

230 225 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (2oWD2)

But why? I'm perfectly happy with the current situation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (2Ojst)

231 >>My second residence in Marathon has ridden many a TS with no damage


You got a pool over there?

Posted by: Greenskeeper Carl at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (jE7gh)

232 >>>but it certainly hasn't stopped him from making a bazillion dollars a speech and remaining a highly influential political figure.<<<

And much like Charlie Manson, there's no shortage of strange throwing their moist panties his way.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (3tjn4)

233 I dunno, from here it doesn't look like it's hurt him that much. Sure, it's something that will always be associated with him but it certainly hasn't stopped him from making a bazillion dollars a speech and remaining a highly influential political figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:08 PM (2Ojst)

Oh, it haunts him. He wanted a Nobel Peace Prize more than life itself. He also wanted to be Secretary General of the UN. The Nobel Committee immediately giving the absolutely unearned and undeserved Peace Prize to the first Democrat elected after him was a deliberate insult. BJ kissed Arafat's wrinkled syphilitic HIV positive ass for years in pursuit of that prize and got nada.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (kXoT0)

234 Leave them alone and let's all just solider on.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:15 PM (2oWD2)

----

FIFY......

Posted by: MEW MEW at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

235 Cankles, Cackles, or Shrillary

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (u49WF)

236 Rush had a theory earlier today that the Dems think Hillary! is the best they have because otherwise the DoJ dogs would have been sicced on her by 0bama already.

He's right, she is. As horrific a candidate as she is, Hillary has the machine, the money, the contacts, the experience campaigning, and is most importantly a special protected identity group that limits if not blocks off criticism and opposition.

Remember how Romney and McCain conspicuously avoided actually running against Obama because to do so would make them seem rayciss? Same thing with Hillary and sexism in the GOP establishment mindset.

She really is their best candidate.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (39g3+)

237 "...Glenn Becks staffed invited The Donald to their show..." Glenn Beck has been saying mean stuff about Trump. Some on the mark other parts less likely. Why would he want to help out Beck? It helps him more in the polls to have Beck saying mean stuff without him there.

Posted by: not a supporter of anybody but me and mine at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (rnH8X)

238 So you can read any WSJ article, even those that are behind the paywall, simply by copying the title of the article and then pasting it in your browser (or in the Google, etc. search box) and then opening the first result. Weird, but it works, every time.

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (nFICN)

239 Cankles, Cackles, or Shrillary

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 02:16 PM (u49WF)

-----

....yes.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

240 The lying Hag of Benghazi is the steamer in the punch bowl that is American politics.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (sJuKe)

241 Ha. They are showing a clip of Ed Henry asking Hillary a couple related questions at a press conference.

She replied that she would only answer one of his questions because she believed that was all he was entitled to.

What a twat. Just a horrible human being let alone a horrible politician.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (OGm46)

242 225 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.


People should show more resistance to this.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (fJ5wU)

243 "Now, extreme views about controlling and taxing people, we expect that from some of the terrorist and liberal groups." Draki

Posted by: Draki at August 28, 2015 02:17 PM (sjpgh)

244 But why? I'm perfectly happy with the current situation.


Why resist?


amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (MDgS8)

245 Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (OiFtZ)
====================

After 20 years there myself, ending only ten years ago, I have a healthy fear of hurricanes. If the storm is a hurricane you should leave.

The storm may only be a TS now, but they are saying it could become a hurricane, that it could get to the gulf, that it could bounce back for a second shot. It's disorganized and they aren't sure what it'll do. If you are in Marathon now, you might consider blowing north.

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (TxJGV)

246 Bill Clinton is 'charming' in the same way Ted Bundy was-- he's a sociopath.

Outwardly affable, inwardly 100% about himself. You and your feelings are just to be used for his gratification, and he feels justified doing anything he thinks can achieve that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

247
You got a pool over there?


Posted by: Greenskeeper Carl

House on cement stilts with small pool.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (OiFtZ)

248 I just saw an updated projection that has Erika veering sharply away from Florida towards Bermuda, defying most early predictions. Can't link NOAA site, might have been an anomaly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (2cS/G)

249 >>And much like Charlie Manson, there's no shortage of strange throwing their moist panties his way.


Sitting on a foundation worth $1.5 billion (90% of which is spent on the Clintons) + a rolodex full of VIPs certainly doesn't hurt. Groupies for everything, apparently.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

250 Ahem, it's *The* Sam Hill.

So you're saying I visited the wrong hill?


Hillary is Dolores Umbridge without the sweet disposition.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (39g3+)

251 216 Trump vs Beck

Beck loses, cause he will cry
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

And Trump's head weasel will taunt him.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

252 I believe Obama had said somethi ng similar in diea.
something like.. the republican right have more in common with the Iranian Mullahs than..

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

253 She replied that she would only answer one of his questions because she believed that was all he was entitled to.

What a twat. Just a horrible human being let alone a horrible politician.



But a finely-attuned sense of justice that woman has.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

254
Because you were resisting it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (9mTYi)

Yeah, I just couldn't find that spark of inspiration. Try as I did, I could not come up with any alternates... I was all amped to try, too.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (6JL3d)

255 5 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.


People should show more resistance to this.



Try meditating.

Ohm...Ohm....Ohm...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (JtwS4)

256 She may as well just accused Republicans of being werewolves for the effect that would have on people.

No credibility. Now, were-yorkies I can buy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (9krrF)

257 Expand Godwin's Law and pray for a better political class.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (QTHDA)

258 26 >>...The thing I don't get is if the press hated Hillary so much and are so
willing to kick her to the curb, why were they chasing after her scooby
van like 15 year old girls after a the limo carrying the Beatles,...


That was the Daily Mail; Pierced Organ would chase an ambulance too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (gyKtp)

259 Team Hillary dropped an insult which few believe and the rest ignore which is useless as a diversion. She may as well just accused Republicans of being werewolves for the effect that would have on people.



Well, according to the FBI UCR data.......

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (FdFgz)

260 Oops, thought I ordered 400 lg mag pistol primers, turns out I ordered 4000. guess I'm good for awhile.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (sgrzZ)

261 ThunderB: "Beck loses, cause he will cry"

Yeah, whatup with Beck? I used to be a huge fan, bordering yuuuge. Then he went all carnival barker/tabloid/teleevangelist.

He pretty much never hits my radar now. By choice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (1CroS)

262 head weasel. that made me laugh out loud

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (zOTsN)

263 255 5 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.


People should show more resistance to this.


Try meditating.

Ohm...Ohm....Ohm...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (JtwS4)


I have too short a fuse to meditate.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (fJ5wU)

264 I believe Obama had said somethi ng similar in diea.
something like.. the republican right have more in common with the Iranian Mullahs than..
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

---

Oh. Noooowwwwwwwww you show up.

You *couldnt* show up in a 1200 post art thread. Nooooooo.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

265 223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIcL1jmgoMY

Posted by: bopiddy at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (9HJf4)

266 Stray Voltage's Shocker album was incredible.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (NpXoL)



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Watt the hell are you babbling about??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:11 PM (8XRCm)
*
Hey...not all gags are winners...Mmkay?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (NpXoL)

267 254
Because you were resisting it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 02:10 PM (9mTYi)

Yeah, I just couldn't find that spark of inspiration. Try as I did, I could not come up with any alternates... I was all amped to try, too.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (6JL3d)

It's hard to follow the arc of this conversation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)

268 So Hillary takes Iowa, Sanders takes NH, and Biden takes SC. Can Hillary really clean up in the big all-at-once Southern primary if she just lost two primaries in a row?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (nFICN)

269
Oh. Noooowwwwwwwww you show up.

You *couldnt* show up in a 1200 post art thread. Nooooooo.

Posted by: fixerupper

She was willowed

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (sgrzZ)

270 She must have serious dirt on FBI, INTEL and DoJ to still be standing. Not to mention Barry.
She can take a few weeks off and officially announce she is running once again but she's dragged so many people into her pig sty I think she's going down. It's just too much even for our new modern banana republic. There are actually a few left in that huge behemoth that runs all our lives and sucks the life from the nation that will not put up with what her activities as Sec of State were. INTEL people don't like you trading their National secrets for money. They're funny that way.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (nSj9w)

271 You Bastard!!




Posted by: dananjcon

Uh oh.

*moves away from dananjcon, looking up at sky for incoming Banhammer raid*


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:12 PM (/Ho8c)

**
You know I felt the hand of doom and a chill in the air as I pressed the post button.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (NpXoL)

272 Sitting on a foundation worth $1.5 billion (90% of which is spent on the Clintons) + a rolodex full of VIPs certainly doesn't hurt. Groupies for everything, apparently.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:18 PM (NOIQH)

If you've got that kind of money and can't manage to buy strippers and hookers, then, I don't feel sorry for you. Additionally, he regularly jets that freaks private island where the underage girls/boys/both service everybody.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (kXoT0)

273 About those electricity puns, I've got my thinking cap on but am trying to stay grounded so I don't blow a fuse. I have a lot on my plate. Sorry if I've been short with anyone.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (2oWD2)

274 It's hard to follow the arc of this conversation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)

That's all right, I feel like the topic is devolving into static.

We're down to the wire.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (6JL3d)

275 Oops, thought I ordered 400 lg mag pistol primers, turns out I ordered 4000.


Talk about an instant price per piece drop!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (FdFgz)

276 >>> She really is their best candidate.


Maybe. I don't think so, but maybe.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (3ZtZW)

277 Yeah, whatup with Beck? I used to be a huge fan, bordering yuuuge. Then he went all carnival barker/tabloid/teleevangelist.



He pretty much never hits my radar now. By choice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (1CroS)
I still enjoy listening to his radio show when he's not on it and just Stew and the other dude.

Posted by: Draki at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (sjpgh)

278 Breaking news. It's hot here in the desert that is socal during the dog days of summer. How did we ever survive without all the stupid advice before?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


The dog days have already passed.

"Dog days" refers to the astrological event where Sirius, the 'dog star', rises with the sun.

But, yes, it is fucking hot.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (Ck8hC)

279 Hilly's biggest problem is that you can never be sure there aren't more revelations on the way.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

280 Yeah, whatup with Beck? I used to be a huge fan, bordering yuuuge. Then he went all carnival barker/tabloid/teleevangelist.

No kidding. I used to have some respect for him, then he went a little off kilter, then went soft, then handed teddy bears to MS-13 "kids". Total non-entity now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (9krrF)

281 "Stray Voltage" is the term I use in lieu of "crop dusting".

Ex. "While pretending to listen to the yokels at the Iowa State Fair, I let loose some 'stray voltage"

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (lRwmz)

282 Now, were-yorkies I can buy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (9krrF)



Aww...they're so cute with their little faces and their perky little ears and their red eyes glinting with a carnivorous, homicidal light...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

283 So Hillary takes Iowa, Sanders takes NH, and Biden takes SC. Can Hillary really clean up in the big all-at-once Southern primary if she just lost two primaries in a row?


Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So

Read this morning that she already controls 60% of the super delegates.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (sgrzZ)

284
If you are in Marathon now, you might consider blowing north.

Posted by: MTF

I'm at home in Juno Beach, and the worst was Wilma in 2005 with 135+ MPH winds. Lost palms and shrubs and some roof tiles. Left on day four with airport closed, drove to Orlando and flew to Texas for vacation. Great excuse to consume Tex-Mex!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (OiFtZ)

285 Maybe less and less coverage for her as a serious candidate, or merely obligatory at this point. She embarrasses them. While they totes admire JugEars, who validates their own view of themselves as being the smartest know-it-alls of all time.

I know she bores me to death. Like I haven't heard that Isis/terrorist comparison enough times by various Dem shitstains. It's not original at all and has lost its insult luster.

Plus they believe we are like Isis so it's no biggie.

Posted by: Joanne at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (jyf93)

286 >>She must have serious dirt on FBI, INTEL and DoJ to still be standing. Not to mention Barry.

Yeah - it is/was all on her servers, another motivation to set that up. No one can wipe out the messages from Obama et. al. she needs to hold on to for leverage.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (NOIQH)

287 The Clintons have dirt on everybody. The old FBI files from the 90s aren't probably as useful but State would have given her pretty good access too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (39g3+)

288 from McClatchy June 23 2005

Speaking Wednesday at a fundraiser for the New York Conservative Party near the World Trade Center site in New York City, Rove said conservatives and liberals had differed over how to respond to the terrorists.

"Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," he said. "Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war."

.....

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., called it "an insulting comment."

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/incoming/article24447769.html#storylink=cpy

Posted by: mallfly at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (qSIlh)

289 So Hillary takes Iowa, Sanders takes NH, and Biden takes SC. Can Hillary really clean up in the big all-at-once Southern primary if she just lost two primaries in a row?
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (nFICN)

I don't think she takes Iowa. Iowa is pretty darn sick of the sight of her. It is also fairly easy to disrupt their caucuses--Barry's bunch did it easily.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (kXoT0)

290 JackStraw: "She replied that she would only answer one of his questions because she believed that was all he was entitled to."

Outrageous. He's an American citizen and a journalist and a legal person. She has no right to violate his!

Posted by: Jorge Ramos, Not An Activist at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (1CroS)

291 Hey...not all gags are winners...Mmkay?
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (NpXoL)

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So.... dont be so polarizing. Switch it up from time to time. One should strive to stay grounded at all times or somebody is going to get hertz.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

292 Dang -- you have four too many writing implements in your shirt pocket.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (MDgS8)

293
It's really sad the DoJ completely changes course for every new administration. They should have indicted Cankles a long time ago.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (u49WF)

294
wrg500, you shoot a lot of 44?

Anyway, deal with mags is, you just slightly reduce the charge, right? Have about 800 lg mag pistol I'm gonna use up in 45.

In other reloading news, I'm learning. Not to reload or shoot better. No, to have near-paranoia about the idiots around us, and the idiotic lawless place they're creating. So before thedrooling fascist racist felonious union puppets - er, I mean,"legislators" -in CA get around to banning/taxing/etc components, I've become a powder hoarder. As if the latest panic wasn't enough anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (QDnY+)

295 Being the compewter-savvy guy I am, I had asked Jeeves about this MUMR, and he told me it meant "Multi-Unit Message Rate".... so I thought well, hey, these Morons are all computer people, so of course they know all about that stuff...

Then I read that it actually was an old poster's nic, and that's when it hit me- this is a smart Military Blog, not a Smart Computer Hacker Blog!

Felt pretty silly for a bit, there!



Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (jjaLl)

296 Well, back to real life, be nice to each other.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (kXoT0)

297 You know I felt the hand of doom and a chill in the air as I pressed the post button.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:21 PM (NpXoL)


Sort of like Buzzion's ghost was looking over your shoulder?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (hLRSq)

298 Hillary's campaign is completely out of phase. Only a matter of time before she shorts out, completely.

It's going to be Biden/Warren. And the debates are going to be spectacular.

Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (jE7gh)

299 "Dog days" refers to the astrological event where Sirius, the 'dog star', rises with the sun.


No it doesn't.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (MDgS8)

300 She must have serious dirt on FBI, INTEL and DoJ to still be standing. Not to mention Barry.



Yeah - it is/was all on her servers, another motivation to set that
up. No one can wipe out the messages from Obama et. al. she needs to
hold on to for leverage.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 02:23 PM (NOIQH)
The others are also using personal emails, especially DHS.

Posted by: Draki at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (sjpgh)

301 I went to Juno Beach twice this Summer. Beautiful place, crystal clear warm water.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (2cS/G)

302 Who thinks Hillary can win against Trump? Who will women vote for between Trump and Hillary? I say Trump. Hillary can torpedo all the others but not Trump.

Posted by: way I see it at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (rnH8X)

303 Well, back to real life, be nice to each other.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:25 PM (kXoT0)

You have a nice day too, jerk!

Posted by: Draki at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (sjpgh)

304 The big reason I'm consider reloading is a fear of squibs with the inexpensive range ammo I shoot.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (XiVKO)

305
Great comment above on the "trust fall". Its seems like Hillary was expecting the media to pick up her meme and start talking it up. The fact that they aren't biting means the establishment has decided she's out. She tested the waters - trust fall- and they let all the water out of the pool. And yes the media does chatter on all the time even when they agree with the demoncratic candidate. They are an echo chamber. The fact that there is no echo is telling.
The media does pick our leaders, most of the time.
Hey, if Petraeus hadn't gotten in trouble, how'd think he'd be polling?

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 02:26 PM (5vV+V)

306 Read this morning that she already controls 60% of the super delegates.

Yeah Drudge had that up. Kind of hard to buy since there has not been a single vote yet.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:27 PM (39g3+)

307 Yeah, whatup with Beck? I used to be a huge fan, bordering yuuuge. Then he went all carnival barker/tabloid/teleevangelist.


Same here. He used to be a bellwether of sorts, accurately predicting what was coming. Then he turned some corner and started spouting BS.

His visiting the border with toys for the illegals was the final straw for me. I ignore him these days. Now he's just a wether.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:27 PM (LUgeY)

308 So if there is a LARGE explosion with a mushroom cloud in CA, we know Rhomboid has joined Buzzion.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 02:27 PM (m3iiU)

309 Just read Ignatius' article in WP: totes okay for Hillary to do illegal email stuff, cause the legal stuff is such a pain.

Posted by: Ever at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (QZdJj)

310 No it doesn't.

That's not an argument.

Posted by: Monty Python Sketch at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4)

311 I never liked Beck. Even though I agreed with him on some things. Same with Hannity. Guy's a tool--even he he tends to be right. In fact, even Rush is getting on my nerves lately. His show's starting to seem low-rent, I hate how he slips into Life-Lock mode, and his once charming bluster--"See! I told you so!"--is starting to grate.

"Folks, I predicted THIS!"
Yeah Rush, we all did....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (s3/q7)

312 In other reloading news, I'm learning. Not to reload or shoot better. No, to have near-paranoia about the idiots around us, and the idiotic lawless place they're creating.
Posted by: rhomboid


I'm buying an AR this weekend. And a receiver to build another. Paranoia can be a good thing.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (nSj9w)

313 >>My second residence in Marathon has ridden many a TS with no damage

Ever been over to Key Colony? Spent time there the last two winters. Love the Keys.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (OGm46)

314 Hey any of you fkrs into the Strauss and Howe generational whatsit thinger? You know, where there's the Boomers, the Gen Xers, the blanket blanks and that's supposedly able to chart where and how things will go in the near-term future?

So, we're in a 4th Turning. At the nadir of which what they label as a "gray champion" is supposed to emerge: Some elder who leads the other seniors into sacrificing a bit so as to provide for the younger gens lest they eat out our sustenance, locust-like.

Hey I dunno or I'm playing at it anyway. Any of these candidates strike you as being capable that direction? If not, any popular figure with enough juice to influence future events?

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (3ZtZW)

315 And I like the idea of reloading since I can horde components much easier than finished ammo.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (XiVKO)

316 Hey...not all gags are winners...Mmkay?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:20 PM (NpXoL)



-----



So.... dont be so polarizing. Switch it up from time to time. One
should strive to stay grounded at all times or somebody is going to get
hertz.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
**
Ahhahaha... You...You are good Doc.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (NpXoL)

317 So if there is a LARGE explosion with a mushroom cloud in CA, we know Rhomboid has joined Buzzion.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 02:27 PM (m3iiU)


Especially if the last words are "Woo Hoo! Snackbar!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

318 > I think Ace on Twitter ...

Wait: you're saying Ace is a Twit?

Posted by: Bernard Knight at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (W7q5/)

319 Dang -- you have four too many writing implements in your shirt pocket.

Posted by: eleven


Ha! One is an air pressure gauge and two (count them, 1, 2) are thermometers! *straightens eye glasses, turns to strut away, falls into emergency shower and eyewash station*

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (2oWD2)

320 Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., called it "an insulting comment."

Yes well to a leftist, the truth is offensive and insulting. Reality is a trigger word.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:30 PM (39g3+)

321 Doctor Fish: "I'm at home in Juno Beach, and the worst was Wilma in 2005 with 135+ MPH winds. Lost palms and shrubs and some roof tiles."

I think I could get some good adhesives for your roof. Great stuff. Fantastic. The best.

Posted by: The Donald's Hair at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (1CroS)

322 310 No it doesn't.

That's not an argument.
Posted by: Monty Python Sketch at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4)

Yes it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (2Ojst)

323 Read this morning that she already controls 60% of the super delegates.



Yeah Drudge had that up. Kind of hard to buy since there has not been a single vote yet.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


You're already forgetting about her collection of FBI files.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (2oWD2)

324 "Folks, I predicted THIS!"
Yeah Rush, we all did....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (s3/q7)

I don't think those comments are aimed at his audience.

I think they're aimed at the GOPe types who constantly call Rush an "entertainer" and not serious in public, but who privately lobby him to say certain things to his "idiot audience" in an attempt to lead them to the GOPe.

But, yeah. Talk radio is not really my thing either. I only listen to rush occasionally when I'm in the car at the right time. And god the commercials drive me nuts. a full 30 minutes of a 60 minute hour is commercials.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (AkOaV)

325 This is absurd and insulting! Unless ISIS fights for amnesty and tax cuts for the rich, in which case, yeah... some similarities.

Posted by: GOP sources say... at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (Ui7Rt)

326 Ha! One is an air pressure gauge and two (count them, 1, 2) are thermometers!

----

Lemme guess.

One oral.
One rectal.

Dont mix em up tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

327 Rush has a replacement with a British accent who's the best (at least when he replaces Rush). Rush has taken over the Paul Harvey spot (commercials woven into the show).

Posted by: way I see it at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (jN+3o)

328 "Ratsgod" is "Dogstar" spelled backwards and I saw them both open up for Bob Weir's Ratdog....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (s3/q7)

329 Ha! One is an air pressure gauge and two (count them, 1, 2) are thermometers! *straightens eye glasses, turns to strut away, falls into emergency shower and eyewash station*


hah....busted.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (MDgS8)

330 Dang - ever heard this joke?

Nurse: (reaches into pocket for rectal thermometer)... Damn! Some asshole has my pen!

Posted by: some asshole at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (Jd88Q)

331 Read this morning that she already controls 60% of the super delegates.

Maybe my reading and skinning skills are down today but I thought it said she had 20% and her campaign claimed that she had more that were local and not committing publicly yet. I could easily be wrong as I'm sick of reading about her altogether.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (nSj9w)

332 Mr. Parker has gone full political, talking gun show loopholes and "machine guns" and excoriating the press to be more activist.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (HstNY)

333 @Hopped

I'm sick of reading about her.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (XiVKO)

334 One oral.
One rectal.


Ahem.

Posted by: Vaginal at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (JtwS4)

335 327 Rush has a replacement with a British accent who's the best (at least when he replaces Rush). Rush has taken over the Paul Harvey spot (commercials woven into the show).
Posted by: way I see it at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (jN+3o)

Huh?

You mean Mark Steyn?

He's Canadian, and a US citizen who lives in NH.

I think he maybe went to school in Britain though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (AkOaV)

336 327--that's the one and only Mark Steyn, a Canadian.
I could listen to him every day...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (s3/q7)

337 "even Rush is getting on my nerves lately. His show's starting to seem low-rent, I hate how he slips into Life-Lock mode"

I am not sure who among the rightist radio hosts have not had to assume the mantle of hucksterism. I prefer to listen to Mark Levin, but wish he did not personally tout for advertisers.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (noWW6)

338 Maybe its because nobody really cares what Hillary says? Her support or lack thereof is not based on her statements. It just exists based on some vague notion that it is her turn and time for a female president. I sure don't think it is because the media is wanting to keep the focus on emailgate.

Posted by: Chris Vaughn at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (Bcqod)

339
So.... dont be so polarizing. Switch it up from
time to time. One should strive to stay grounded at all times or
somebody is going to get hertz.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah I think this is going to end up the winner. o.o Hard to top such a magnetizing... ugh, my head hurts trying to come up with this stuff. Punnery isn't as simple as it first appears...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 28, 2015 02:33 PM (6JL3d)

340
I think I could get some good adhesives for your roof. Great stuff. Fantastic. The best.



Posted by: The Donald's Hair

Thanks Donald. I've driven by your home Mar a Lago on Palm Beach, but never been invited to an event. When Kate is asked to appear, please invite me, and I promise not to embarrass you by staring at her gazoombies.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (OiFtZ)

341 Well I bet if ISIS were actually Republicans, the Democrats would be a whole lot more interested in stopping them.

Posted by: brak at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (Tj+s6)

342 332 Mr. Parker has gone full political, talking gun show loopholes and "machine guns" and excoriating the press to be more activist.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 02:32 PM (HstNY)

Why is it that no matter how many gun shows I can go, i have yet to be able to buy a machine gun without a background check??

The media tells me it's super easy. It makes me feel dumb that I can't figure out how to do it!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

343 Dang - ever heard this joke?



Nurse: (reaches into pocket for rectal thermometer)... Damn! Some asshole has my pen!

Posted by: some asshole


Never heard it - good one!

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (2oWD2)

344 "Folks, I predicted THIS!"
Yeah Rush, we all did....


I'll always respect Rush for his input on American culture, for being a conservative leader and voice when there really was nothing out there, for starting the whole conservative alternate media movement, and for still being a solid analyst.

But... I haven't really listened for decades. He isn't as funny as he once was and he isn't remotely on the cutting edge any longer. I mean, its not fair because he can't be. 3 hours once a day means 21 hours where you can be ahead of him on the internet.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (39g3+)

345 Wait: you're saying Ace is a Twit?

Posted by: Bernard Knight at August 28, 2015 02:29 PM (W7q5/)


No, that would be Charles CW Cooke.

(insufferable)

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (Zs4uk)

346 Ever been over to Key Colony? Spent time there the last two winters. Love the Keys.

Same here. Stayed at Big Pine Key last time I was there. The lights from the prison on the next key north were the only thing you could see at night.

Great fishing off the old bridges. And eating enough conch fritters to come back home with more zits than a 15-year-old.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (LUgeY)

347 One oral.

One rectal.


Good luck keeping straight which is which.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

348 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest,

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D13KjR_Xvc

Posted by: Hanover Fist at August 28, 2015 02:35 PM (DL2i+)

349 Why is it that no matter how many gun shows I can go, i have yet to be able to buy a machine gun without a background check??

Why is it I cannot remember a single mass shooting or big news shooting event where they used a gun show gun? Not one?

Seems like if they are this hot bed of danger and lunacy we'd have heard about at least one, right?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:36 PM (39g3+)

350 24
I can't help but notice the silence of the GOP candidates regarding The Adventures of Hillary.



Has any of them mentioned what a complete disaster she is?

Firoina Rubio just name 2.

Posted by: Wendy at August 28, 2015 02:36 PM (bpemY)

351 The other thing with Rush is that he's now on WOR in NYC, a station with a much weaker signal than WABC which is a powerhouse. His voice doesn't boom across anymore. And in the summer, he's pre-empted a lot by Mets games.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:36 PM (s3/q7)

352 Why is it that no matter how many gun shows I can go, i have yet to be able to buy a machine gun without a background check??

The media tells me it's super easy. It makes me feel dumb that I can't figure out how to do it!
Posted by: mynewhandle


You have to buy from the ATF guys in the parking lot.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 28, 2015 02:37 PM (nSj9w)

353 Want to see a lefty's head explode? Tell them it's perfectly legal to make your own guns.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:37 PM (XiVKO)

354 >>> I prefer to listen to Mark Levin, but wish he did not personally tout for advertisers.


Honestly, that's the only part of Levin I can listen to. You can tell he's mocking the thing when he goes from high dudgeon and on the edge of shouting !!THEM FKRS!! to "....oh. Did I tell you about Lifelock?"

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:37 PM (3ZtZW)

355 O/T:


Hello, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!


It's that time of year again, and I've been contemplating a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe; tentatively looking at Saturday evening, October 17. I've also been exploring other venues in the same general area as last year's (didn't care for the one-long-table setup).


So:


Any takers?


Interested parties let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 02:37 PM (1brdf)

356 OK, Hordelings, real life beckons. And the liquor store, too.

Have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, pardon me, is this meme taken? at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (LUgeY)

357 Why is it I cannot remember a single mass shooting or big news shooting event where they used a gun show gun? Not one?

Seems like if they are this hot bed of danger and lunacy we'd have heard about at least one, right?

----

Lets be honest.

Liberals dont really have an issue with gun shows.

They have issues with the people that go to gun shows.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

358
Why is it that no matter how many gun shows I can go, i have yet to be able to buy a machine gun without a background check??
-----------------

What's funny is that a couple of reporters actually asked him what should be done to stop people like that from getting a gun when he was never charged or convicted with a crime or committed, etc.

His response was "I dunno". I feel bad for the guy but maybe he needs to take some time to grieve.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (HstNY)

359 In fact, even Rush is getting on my nerves lately. His show's starting to seem low-rent, I hate how he slips into Life-Lock mode, and his once charming bluster--"See! I told you so!"--is starting to grate.

"Folks, I predicted THIS!"
Yeah Rush, we all did....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:28 PM (s3/q7)

--------------

Welcome to 1997.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (LXJ1e)

360 351 The other thing with Rush is that he's now on WOR in NYC, a station with a much weaker signal than WABC which is a powerhouse. His voice doesn't boom across anymore. And in the summer, he's pre-empted a lot by Mets games.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:36 PM (s3/q7)

Yeah losing 770 is a big setback, I'd say. It's a clear channel channel (owned by Clear Channel, which is not confusing) so in theory you should be able to pick it up over most of the eastern seaboard and beyond.

But whatever, oh well. Radio is kind of a dying thing anyways.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (AkOaV)

361
Actually, ace, like so much else, this is not a stratagem that should work for them. It only works with a supine, clueless, silent opposition.

A smarter, more calculating opposition would savage Hillary over this, just using it as a hook/intro to mock and belittle her. Tie her to the savagery of abortion, allude to Dems and the press flirting with Mengele territory, bring up Gosnell (abortion evil + "media" distortion in one package).


Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (QDnY+)

362 Any of these candidates strike you as being capable that direction?

I'm thinking all those past-retirement-age Dem candidates would gladly institute some sort of nationalized health care scheme with a Zeke Emanuel "let the old people who aren't Party apparatchiks suffer and die slowly without care so young people can get free gender-reassignment surgery" policy.

But maybe not what you meant?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (/kI1Q)

363 Why is it I cannot remember a single mass shooting or big news shooting event where they used a gun show gun? Not one?



Seems like if they are this hot bed of danger and lunacy we'd have heard about at least one, right?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


It's because they're all set ups, and that's what they want us to think.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (/Ho8c)

364 To be fair to Rush though, when I said that we all predict what Rush blathers about, it's due in no small part to his work over the years. He taught us to read the media.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (s3/q7)

365 Want to see a lefty's head explode? Tell them it's perfectly legal to make your own guns.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:37 PM (XiVKO)

---

Yup. And its even legal without serial numbers.

However.... you will go to federal pound me in the ass prison if you sell or give said manufactured gun away.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

366 >>Same here. Stayed at Big Pine Key last time I was there. The lights from the prison on the next key north were the only thing you could see at night.

Nice. We are looking at renting a place down there again next winter. Nothing like hoping in your boat which is sitting at your back door and heading a couple miles offshore for some tuna and other game fish. Have to go way, way offshore up here to get that kind of action.

And yea, the crab legs and conch fritters at sunset with a couple cold ones.. heaven.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:39 PM (OGm46)

367 Lets be honest.

Liberals dont really have an issue with gun shows.

They have issues with the people that go to gun shows.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:38 PM (8XRCm)

Correct.

And the same people who have tried to ban marijuana for the last 100 years and failed miserably think they'll have better luck banning guns.

That always cracks me up.

You can get weed in prisons and schools (the two most government top down controlled places in america) with ease, yet that same government who has made it their goal to keep marijuana off the streets thinks they can keep guns off the streets?

Please.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:40 PM (AkOaV)

368 Rhomboid

I pick up a Super Blackhawk a couple weeks ago and I've been laying in supplies for it. I've done casting so far for about 500 rounds so as soon as the primers arrive I'll start assembling.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:40 PM (sgrzZ)

369 One oral.
One rectal.

Ahem.
Posted by: Vaginal



Yardstick.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:41 PM (FdFgz)

370 I gotta relay this, and I don't mean to be negative, but this should be a concern to anyone with a pulse. The puns around here are being generated with an alarming frequency. The current flow is shocking. I shunt mention it again.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:41 PM (2oWD2)

371 341 Well I bet if ISIS Illegal aliens were actually Republicans, the Democrats would be a whole lot more interested in stopping them.
Posted by: brak at August 28, 2015 02:34 PM (Tj+s6)


FIFY (if my web-fu works that is)

Posted by: Iblis at August 28, 2015 02:41 PM (9221z)

372 I am sorry and I will cut him some slack under the circumstances, but the Father of the VA reporter sounds like a bit of nut job

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 02:42 PM (gf8BH)

373 Nope, defeated by html again.

Posted by: Iblis at August 28, 2015 02:42 PM (9221z)

374 I'm going to the store.

None of you are common boors or oafs and I respect all of your political stances.

Good day.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 28, 2015 02:42 PM (nSj9w)

375 372 I am sorry and I will cut him some slack under the circumstances, but the Father of the VA reporter sounds like a bit of nut job
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 02:42 PM (gf8BH)

Yeah, a big anti-gun guy.

Not surprising, given that his daughter was an aspiring member of the MSM and probably was super liberal, too.

THAT being said, I can't really hold it against the guy -- he's going through something horrific and we all grieve differently.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (AkOaV)

376 Really, the response to Hillary Clinton's remarks should have been, "Funny she should bring up a comparison to terrorists, because she fully endorses Planned Parenthood, and it's almost impossible to discern any difference between the pictures of baby parts in their clinics from the pictures of body parts in the aftermath of terrorist suicide bombings."

Posted by: stuiec at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (eetvJ)

377 However.... you will go to federal pound me in the ass prison if you sell or give said manufactured gun away.

Posted by: fixerupper


"Dude, you stole my homemade gun? Na, I don't want to press charges."

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (2oWD2)

378 What's funny is this is said about GOPe.

*snort*

It's all a joke when you consider it's uniparty. It's all theater for the folks still buying into the facade.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (oFCZn)

379 You can get weed in prisons and schools (the two
most government top down controlled places in america) with ease, yet
that same government who has made it their goal to keep marijuana off
the streets thinks they can keep guns off the streets?



Please.

Posted by: mynewhandle


Hell, we can't keep illegal immigrants from entering across our southern border, where we know they are intending to cross.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (/Ho8c)

380 167---Huma and Chelsea are just like sisters--except one is never actually with Mommie Dearest.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 02:07 PM (kXoT0)
------------------
Heh.
But that reminds me. One of the saddest things I remember reading from those "tell-all" books and articles that cropped up after the Clintons left the WH was about Hillary's relationship with Chelsea.

It was said that Chelsea could see her dad almost any time but could not see her mom without an appointment made through an aide. And the appointments were hard to schedule.

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 02:44 PM (cN9Sk)

381 Hell, we can't keep illegal immigrants from entering across our southern border, where we know they are intending to cross.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (/Ho8c)

Right. If its impossible and even silly to think we can deport "11 million" people -- then its even more impossible and silly to think we can get rid of the 100,000,000 + guns floating around in the country.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:44 PM (AkOaV)

382 THAT being said, I can't really hold it against the guy -- he's going through something horrific and we all grieve differently.

Yeah I'm willing to give the guy a break. His little girl was just murdered and he wasn't there to protect her.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:44 PM (39g3+)

383 >>I am sorry and I will cut him some slack under the circumstances, but the Father of the VA reporter sounds like a bit of nut job

Sounds like he is a far left pol. Said he ran unsuccessfully for statewide office and was saying how disappointed he was that other Dem politicians in the state have called him.

I feel very sorry for his loss but if he is going to politicize his own daughters death so soon then I have no problem pushing back on him.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:44 PM (OGm46)

384 mynewhandle, #367:

"the same people who have tried to ban marijuana for the last 100 years and failed miserably think they'll have better luck banning guns."

Not the point. They'll sure enjoy trying. Lets them go after all the right people.

Posted by: JPS at August 28, 2015 02:45 PM (+hXcd)

385 Ban guns? Hell no.We need more guns with classy grips and awesome bullets.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP, Man Of The People at August 28, 2015 02:45 PM (TJCSB)

386 Yeah, a big anti-gun guy.

Not surprising, given that his daughter was an aspiring member of the MSM and probably was super liberal, too.

THAT being said, I can't really hold it against the guy -- he's going through something horrific and we all grieve differently.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:43 PM (AkOaV)

Yeah, but he made some rediculous statements and then said he thinks he has to go out and buy a gun???? And for some reason, his daughters murder was different than all other shooting?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 02:45 PM (gf8BH)

387 JoeF.: "To be fair to Rush though, when I said that we all predict what Rush blathers about, it's due in no small part to his work over the years. He taught us to read the media."

Really good point. I don't catch his show often because, well, commercials. Simply too many. But, yeah, he really drummed home the analytical to the spectacle and made insider observation pretty much second nature. Really a priceless contribution that lasts infinitely longer than an opinion or ideology.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:45 PM (1CroS)

388 And he appeared to also attack Trump?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (gf8BH)

389 Sounds like he is a far left pol. Said he ran unsuccessfully for statewide office and was saying how disappointed he was that other Dem politicians in the state have called him.

I feel very sorry for his loss but if he is going to politicize his own daughters death so soon then I have no problem pushing back on him.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 02:44 PM (OGm46)

I really wish he wouldn't politicize her death. Because I don't want to criticize a guy who just lost his young daughter.

But I mean...

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (AkOaV)

390 Ban guns? Hell no.We need more guns with classy grips and awesome bullets.


Posted by: DONALD TRUMP


And yuuuuuuuuge magazines.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (/Ho8c)

391 None of you are common boors or oafs and I respect all of your political stances.


I like to think of myself as a rare oaf.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (/kI1Q)

392 So is Trump not just stray voltage, but the storm on Jupiter?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (fJ5wU)

393 >>> But maybe not what you meant?


Not exactly. Its supposed to be an elder expression of the Prophet/Boomer archetype, and its a mixture of noble and bellicose, standing against tyranny usually.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)

394 To be fair to Rush though, when I said that we all predict what Rush blathers about, it's due in no small part to his work over the years. He taught us to read the media.

I agree, and we all owe him a deep debt of gratitude. But I just don't listen any more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (39g3+)

395
Hey Hector.


Thought maybe you were going to make it a threeday weekend.

Nice to see you could make it!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

396
Now, now, guys, smokeless powder doesn't explode, it burns. So no mushrooms clouds, sorry. And Tillikum, you need to share a bit about your M1 builds, some time. (gun thread!)

Chupacabras, lots of good reasons to reload, if it's right for you. Avoiding squibs is one I've never heard - don't think they should be that common in factory ammo, even commercial reloads.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (QDnY+)

397 Stray voltage. Sounds clever.

Or it could just be Hillery is a drunken old coot who spouts off at the mouth. It could also be she's seeing Trump dominate the headlines by firing zingers, and she wants in on that sweet, sweet "oh, he/she said WHAT???" action.

I don't know if that's what the smart boys are saying this stray voltage nonsense is, but the term itself is the sort of thing that causes me to think the person using it is a douche, mainly because it's likely overthinking it, and giving the "enemy" too much credit.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (TOk1P)

398 Yeah, but he made some rediculous statements and then said he thinks he has to go out and buy a gun???? And for some reason, his daughters murder was different than all other shooting?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 02:45 PM (gf8BH)


I caught him on CNN with Don Lemon last night. The guy kept saying to Lemon, "this is different. She was ONE OF YOU. She was a member of the media. she ..." and there were other parents of victims of "gun violence" on the panel (it was bizarre) and I kept thinking, "uhh... dude, you kind of sound like a dick saying your daughter is more important than those peoples kids because your daughter was a professional teleprompter reader" but I mean...

Like I said, he's going through some SHIT right now. So we should all cut him some slack.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (AkOaV)

399 Podcasts

Ad Blocker

DVR

Netflix

YouTube

I hardly ever see or hear an ad anymore.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (2oWD2)

400 If only NASA had accepted Hillary as an astronaut, instead of telling her she was a stupid female and unable to be sent into space.

She'd be harmlessly, happily buzzing around space now, instead of causing security breaches, selling us out to our enemies and getting ambassadors killed. And causing us constant anxiety and irritation.

Posted by: Neil Armstrong at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (E5UB0)

401 So, what do you call a pig with laryngitis?









hm?









anyone?












disgruntled.

Posted by: some asshole at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (Jd88Q)

402 Hell, we can't keep illegal immigrants from entering across our southern border, where we know they are intending to cross.


Guess who will be bringing in the guns to protect the illegal drugs coming in?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:49 PM (FdFgz)

403 I believe the government should buy guns and hand them out to people, and not just regular guns but the best guns, possibly gold-plated.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP, Man Of The People at August 28, 2015 02:49 PM (TJCSB)

404 Since 60+% consider her a liar the media know this will only inflate the image

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 02:49 PM (hCdMd)

405 400 If only NASA had accepted Hillary as an astronaut, instead of telling her she was a stupid female and unable to be sent into space.

She could ride across the country in an adult diaper to attack her girlfriend's wife.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 02:49 PM (fJ5wU)

406 To be fair, they actually did talk about it today on the Diane Rehm show, and the point about it being a distraction from the real Hillary problems was also mentioned.

That said, Rehm had to interrupt her guests and emphatically declare that Hillary did not, in fact, use the word terrorist. Which isn't just wrong, it's beside the point. I really dislike that old harpy.

Posted by: Hal at August 28, 2015 02:50 PM (hmPdt)

407 dick saying your daughter is more important than those peoples kids
------------

I didn't see that but I did just see his press conference. What he probably meant (and what he just said) is that she was a member of the media so its on the media to make sure gun control legislation gets passed.

He wants the media to be less objective and more activist than they already are.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 02:50 PM (HstNY)

408 Hey Hector, you remember that All in the Family skit when Archie gets interviewed by the local news saying everyone on an airplane should be issued a gun before take off as to thwart any hijackings?

I don't know why I bring it up, but it was funny.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:50 PM (AkOaV)

409 Why does Terry McOlive want to keeps guns out of the hands of gay black men?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:50 PM (nFICN)

410 See.

We've been able to get through over 400 comments without having to tell each other what booger-eating morons we are.

Fucking delightful.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (Zs4uk)

411 >>> I believe the government should buy guns and hand them out to people, and not just regular guns but the best guns, possibly gold-plated.


Just hand out the ones seized from the cartels.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (3ZtZW)

412 I caught him on CNN with Don Lemon last night. The guy kept saying to Lemon, "this is different. She was ONE OF YOU. She was a member of the media. she ..." and there were other parents of victims of "gun violence" on the panel (it was bizarre) and I kept thinking, "uhh... dude, you kind of sound like a dick saying your daughter is more important than those peoples kids because your daughter was a professional teleprompter reader" but I mean...

----

Techincally.... it was the shooter who was like one of you Don.

Black.Gay.Newsie.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

413 Obamaguns.

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (nFICN)

414 Nevergiveup: "I am sorry and I will cut him some slack under the circumstances, but the Father of the VA reporter sounds like a bit of nut job"

Could be but I'm not judging yet. Guy's probably still hysterical and will be for a while.

The real concern will be those who, of course, reflexively jump in now and "Let's legislate." I'm not talking about progressives. They like public murders. Don't want to waste a crisis. But regular folk who decide to jump in in haste and advocate for new policy in the heat of the moment. There's never a worse time than that to make a decision.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (1CroS)

415 Disgruntled?


Joke Jesus wept.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 02:52 PM (MDgS8)

416 He wants the media to be less objective and more activist than they already are.


Then double fuck him.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:52 PM (FdFgz)

417 So the Republicans are like ISIS because of pro-rape culture and war on women?

How DARE this slimy Islamophobic piece of garbage accuse ISIS of these things? She must hate Muslims.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 02:52 PM (E5UB0)

418 Posted by: some asshole

A clown and a little boy are walking into the woods and it's getting dark. The little boy looks up at the clown and says, "I'm scared." The clown says, "You're scared? I'm gonna be walking out of here by myself... "

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:52 PM (2oWD2)

419 Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:41 PM (2oWD2)

Sir, I protest this battery! Your statements against the dynamo of this comment section are revolting in the extreme! I suggest instead of negative commentary you should switch to positive!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 02:52 PM (9krrF)

420
I have endless sympathy for anybody in a position of losing a loved one to crime or craziness (or accidents).

I have zero/zip/nada/zilch sympathy or tolerance for such people lashing out to harm others. Which is all, for example, this father is doing when he shows his a** on "gun control".

So, if something bad happens to me or people I know, that is in any way license to call for making society less free, to strip people of their rights, to substitute my grief-powered ignorance for logic, common sense, and rule of law? Stupid, intolerable ideas don't become acceptable because the dolt barfing them up has suffered a loss. Sort of basic logic.

Nope. F**k him.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (QDnY+)

421 I really wish he wouldn't politicize her death. Because I don't want to criticize a guy who just lost his young daughter.



But I mean...

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:46 PM (AkOaV)


Yeah, people are reluctant to be critical of him because we're not sociopaths. Someone who is not mourning his daughters death however, and instead is out waving the bloody dress for political gain is, indeed, a sociopath.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (TOk1P)

422 Techincally.... it was the shooter who was like one of you Don.

Black.Gay.Newsie.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

What do we know about Don Lemon? He could be a ticking time bomb.

I think this is a question we need answered.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (oFCZn)

423 That didn't work for Hillary, so now she's trying this (from Twitchy):

Hillary Clinton accuses the GOP of wanting to deport illegal immigrants in 'boxcars'.

Posted by: Duke at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (mDxGf)

424 But regular folk who decide to jump in in haste and advocate for new policy in the heat of the moment. There's never a worse time than that to make a decision.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (1CroS)

TBH, I feel pretty good about it. I think the American people have had a "come to Jesus" moment about guns in the last 5-10 years. I think a majority realizes that we're much safer with guns in as many 'good guy' hands as possible, because theres no law congress could pass that would take the guns out of the hands of the "bad guys."

It hasn't been lost on people that EVERY SINGLE spree shooting event has occurred in a "gun free zone" and every single one has only ended when someone else with a gun showed up.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (AkOaV)

425 I kept thinking, "uhh... dude, you kind of sound like a dick saying your daughter is more important than those peoples kids because your daughter was a professional teleprompter reader"

You can bet the other people were thinking that, for sure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (39g3+)

426 A clown and a little boy are walking into the woods
and it's getting dark. The little boy looks up at the clown and says,
"I'm scared." The clown says, "You're scared? I'm gonna be walking out
of here by myself... "


Posted by: Dang


Dude. That's so not funny.

And, I didn't know Hairy Reed dressed up as a clown.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (/Ho8c)

427 Has anyone been banned today, or is the love-fest still going on?

Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vsbNu)

428
Young 10-year old boy named Dominick on with Rush discussing books. At the end of interview, the young boys says, "Go Trump!"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (OiFtZ)

429 We've been able to get through over 400 comments without having to tell each other what booger-eating morons we are.

Fucking delightful.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (Zs4uk)







Don't you oppress me.

Posted by: Stan who self-identifies as a booger-eating moron at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vgIRn)

430 > Disgruntled?
Joke Jesus wept.

Ah, c'mon... bet it makes little kids laugh when you tell 'em.

Posted by: some asshole at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (Jd88Q)

431 "just normal wear-and-tear downside"
That's a great way to describe these effects. Politicians sustain it; we all sustain it.

Posted by: m at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (ELEPX)

432 @rhomboid

I've never squibbed, but I get real paranoid when I get that random case that flies no further than Joe Biden can pee.

I shoot at least 5k rounds a year of 9mm and .40, but I'd like to shoot more .45, .357 Sig, and 10mm, and it's really not cost effective to buy those cartridges in any sort of bulk.

We'll see, though.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (XiVKO)

433 What do we know about Don Lemon? He could be a ticking time bomb.

I think this is a question we need answered.




Has he ever worked "in the field"?*

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (FdFgz)

434 She could ride across the country in an adult diaper to attack her girlfriend's wife.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
---------------------------------------
Is this a kibo reference? I miss the Special Show.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (E5UB0)

435 what booger-eating morons we are

Posted by: jwest


That's disgusting. I spit 'em out when the flavor's gone.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (2oWD2)

436 427 Has anyone been banned today, or is the love-fest still going on?
Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vsbNu)

Looks like Hector is taking it in the shorts but that's a daily occurrence. Otherwise, quiet and respectful.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

437 Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 02:53 PM (QDnY+)

I'm just saying... when something that senseless happens, you look for someone / something to blame.

It's normal.

So if he keeps this shit up for months and the media keeps featuring him, then yeah he can go fuck himself.

But right now he seems to be just... venting and dealing with his loss in his own way. I can't really fault the guy for that, I have no idea how I'd react in his situation.

And it's better that he vents on national TV then, say, drinks himself to death or something, right?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (AkOaV)

438
I believe the government should buy guns and hand them out to people, and not just regular guns but the best guns, possibly gold-plated.

And also, yuuuuge guns. They should be really, the biggest guns available, because, why not?

Posted by: simplemind at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (5vV+V)

439 We frigging DESERVE a Trump vs. Biden election contest.

Posted by: Our fundamentally unserious nation at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (vgIRn)

440 Has anyone been banned today, or is the love-fest still going on?

I think everyone's enjoying the armistice in the latest incarnation of the Great Internet Flamewars. It was getting kinda stupid there for a while.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (9krrF)

441 I have zero/zip/nada/zilch sympathy or tolerance for such people lashing
out to harm others. Which is all, for example, this father is doing
when he shows his a** on "gun control".


He wants to disarm other men and their daughters for their own good, or something.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (/kI1Q)

442 Like I said, he's going through some SHIT right now. So we should all cut him some slack.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (AkOaV)


I agree with that. Later, if he wants to go all Brady Campaign, then that's the time to go in. But not now, that would be rude and uncivilized.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

443 Looks like Hector is taking it in the shorts but that's a daily occurrence. Otherwise, quiet and respectful.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (RD7QR)


--Is Hektor trumpetdaddy, or one of those ober-the-top pro-Trump mobys?

Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 02:57 PM (vsbNu)

444 Ya'll just see that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 02:57 PM (AbFmZ)

445
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

Posted by: Sir Edmund Rodham at August 28, 2015 02:58 PM (OiFtZ)

446 We frigging DESERVE a Trump vs. Biden election contest.

We deserve all the front runners we have. We have it coming, as a nation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 02:58 PM (39g3+)

447 Has anyone been banned today, or is the love-fest still going on?

Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 02:54 PM (vsbNu)


I just saw a post of a moment, somebody requesting to be unbanned, and upon hitting refresh... gone.

So yeah, somebody did. Wish I knew why. I love a good banning.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 02:58 PM (TOk1P)

448 >>>Wait, she still has a security clearance. What for? She is not in any conceivable chain of command.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:48 PM (kXoT0)

GOOD QUESTION

Posted by: m at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (ELEPX)

449 I shoot at least 5k rounds a year of 9mm and .40, but I'd like to shoot more .45, .357 Sig, and 10mm, and it's really not cost effective to buy those cartridges in any sort of bulk.

Posted by: Chupacabras

Reload them. I load all those rounds except 10mm. My costs run less than 5.00 per hundred. But I do cast my own bullets.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (sgrzZ)

450 He wants to disarm other men and their daughters for their own good, or something.

--

Worse. He actually believes that preventing a complete mental case nut job, with severe delusions of racism and retribution on his mind, would've been stopped from killing if only he didn't have a gun. No, he had very serious mental issues. If not by gun, he would've found another way to kill.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (pVkEV)

451 I just saw a post of a moment, somebody requesting to be unbanned, and upon hitting refresh... gone.

So yeah, somebody did. Wish I knew why. I love a good banning.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 02:58 PM (TOk1P)

I missed it, but it's probably Ira.

Hi Ira!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (AkOaV)

452
I'm mean as a junk yard dog and looking for red meat!

Posted by: Ban Hammer at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (OiFtZ)

453 Ricardo,

Ira.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (zyIlW)

454 To be fair, they actually did talk about it today on the Diane Rehm show,

When she talks it sounds like someone trying to start an old Chrysler on a cold winter morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (W5DcG)

455 I just saw a post of a moment, somebody requesting to be unbanned, and upon hitting refresh... gone.

So yeah, somebody did. Wish I knew why. I love a good banning.


Ira. From the ONT.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (FdFgz)

456 Umm... Glitch in the Matrix?

Posted by: Al Shabbah at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (C4cQf)

457 No, he had very serious mental issues. If not by gun, he would've found another way to kill.
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (pVkEV)

uh yeah, he could have just run them over in the parking lot with his shitty chevy rental car.

Recall, we allow 16 year olds access to 2 ton killing machines every day and no one seems to freak out about it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (AkOaV)

458 "gun free zone" and every single one has only ended when someone else with a gun showed up.

The solution to crazy people with guns is to out-shoot them.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (DL2i+)

459 Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 02:55 PM (E5UB0)


There was a lady astronaut who was having an affair with a married (male) astronaut. She drove across the county to attack his wife when the male astronaut went back to her.

She wore an adult diaper to save time.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (fJ5wU)

460 In related news, Sarah Palin is now apparently comparing ESPN to ISIS.

It's an epidemic!

Posted by: logprof, with some Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (vsbNu)

461 SHe's Imelda Marcos

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at August 28, 2015 03:00 PM (ppGKQ)

462 Sir, I protest this battery! Your statements
against the dynamo of this comment section are revolting in the extreme!
I suggest instead of negative commentary you should switch to
positive!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13

This whole thread is in flux. We need a regulator. A transformer. Someone who can be an insulator from that element.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 03:01 PM (2oWD2)

463 " Ricardo,

Ira."



Yep.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 03:01 PM (AbFmZ)

464 I missed it, but it's probably Ira.



Hi Ira!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (AkOaV)


Yeah, I think that was the name. I don't know who/what Ira is, but Hiya Ira! What's it like to be a ghost? A vapor? A grain of sand, slipping through the hourglass?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

465 Yeah, I think that was the name. I don't know who/what Ira is, but Hiya Ira! What's it like to be a ghost? A vapor? A grain of sand, slipping through the hourglass?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

Ira is a man of few words.

He's also a man who likes to MUMR ONT's and who tends to get banned for it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:02 PM (AkOaV)

466 Recall, we allow 16 year olds access to 2 ton killing machines every day and no one seems to freak out about it.

Shit, we let 18 year olds vote.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 03:02 PM (HstNY)

467 462 Sir, I protest this battery! Your statements
against the dynamo of this comment section are revolting in the extreme!
I suggest instead of negative commentary you should switch to
positive!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13

This whole thread is in flux. We need a regulator. A transformer. Someone who can be an insulator from that element.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 03:01 PM (2oWD2)

You're conducting yourselves reprehensibly, and I feel threatened. I'm calling a copper.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 03:02 PM (2Ojst)

468 But I do cast my own bullets.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 02:59 PM (sgrzZ)

----

Pb Sn Sb.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

469 Ira is a man of few words.



He's also a man who likes to MUMR ONT's and who tends to get banned for it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:02 PM (AkOaV)


Damn, this is why I hate sleep. I miss out on all the fun.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (TOk1P)

470 Shit, we let 18 year olds vote.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis


And women vote

*runs for cover*

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (sgrzZ)

471 ace, can we update the civility rules to reflect the following?

1) no fish puns.
2) no electricity puns.
3) no puns in general.
4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs.

Thanks!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (AkOaV)

472 Last night my sister sent me an email saying Hillary was getting pittiful. The article was titled Hillary Clinton Says Chelsea Erased Servers During Postpartum Depression
I replied that The Daily Rash is a parody site. But it says something that she could read that and believe it was true.
The article: http://tinyurl.com/nhn5qsn

Posted by: Life Is Now Beyond Parody at August 28, 2015 03:04 PM (Q8y6V)

473 In related news, Sarah Palin is now apparently comparing ESPN to ISIS.


If true -- ::sadrolleyes::

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:04 PM (MDgS8)

474 Bevel Lemelisk: "She wore an adult diaper to save time."

That's not psycho; that's just psmart.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at August 28, 2015 03:04 PM (1CroS)

475 Damn, this is why I hate sleep. I miss out on all the fun.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (TOk1P)

Eh. It's mostly just political hat posting shitty 80s music videos all night. Not missing much.

(joking, joking)

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:04 PM (AkOaV)

476 ace, can we update the civility rules to reflect the following?

1) no fish puns.
2) no electricity puns.
3) no puns in general.
4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs.

Thanks!
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:03 PM (AkOaV)


----

Ohm my cod.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

477 I've just invented the ketchup-filled hot dog and it is a wonder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (Ck8hC)

478 Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (vsbNu)

479 Ohm my cod.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

groan.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (AkOaV)

480 Both Ketchup and Catsup are perfectly honorable condiments.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (MDgS8)

481 I wish Bryce Williams had worked for Univision.

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP, Man Of The People at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (TJCSB)

482 I saw Stray Voltage open for The Mars Volta at the Outlet, May 2003

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (SNs7J)

483 Someone who can be an insulator from that element.

I don't have much of a capacitor for more of this.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (DL2i+)

484 Pb Sn Sb.

Posted by: fixerupper

Over 100 ingots

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (sgrzZ)

485 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (q+zA9)

486 Now Cankles is saying GOPe putting immigrants in box cars ala Nazi's and shit.

See Weasel...

**Yawn**


Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (NpXoL)

487 The Ketchup Wars were devastating events.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (oFCZn)

488 1) no fish puns.

2) no electricity puns.

3) no puns in general.

4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs.



Thanks!

Posted by: mynewhandle


What about electric eel puns? I'm not trolling here. I'm serious.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (2oWD2)

489 4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs.

Says you.

Plus no whining for ace to rectify the situation.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (DL2i+)

490 484 Pb Sn Sb.

Posted by: fixerupper

Over 100 ingots
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (sgrzZ)

Worth their weight in gold!

Posted by: Nicholas Flamel at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (2Ojst)

491 Yeah, I missed the banning last night as well. Damn.

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (vsbNu)

492 What about electric eel puns? I'm not trolling here. I'm serious.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 03:07 PM (2oWD2)

:glares:

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:08 PM (AkOaV)

493 You guys are really Tesla my patience.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 03:08 PM (MQEz6)

494 In related news, Sarah Palin is now apparently comparing ESPN to ISIS.





If true -- ::sadrolleyes::

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:04 PM (MDgS


Is that true? If so, funny. Sarah gets under their skin better than anyone, and in this case she's close enough to being right.

I mean, if you watch MSESPNBC, you could probably find a person or two (like Curt Schilling??) who are decent enough human beings, but the vast majority of them are completely useless.

Just like Isis.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:08 PM (TOk1P)

495 The pro-illegal immigrant crowd is actually trying to shame the electorate into voting themselves out of a country.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2015 03:08 PM (SNs7J)

496 @ 484 - Stand-by for joint task force from ATF and EPA to kick-in your doors, flash-bang your infants, shoot your dogs, and confiscate all of that potential lead poisoning material - for your own safety, of course.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (C4cQf)

497 If Hillary is denied her deepest desire again(the presidency,not Huma's cherry pie)there could be a major meltdown.There may be murder.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (sPO3u)

498 If only someone would invent ketchup-flavored bacon, this country would be great again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (Ck8hC)

499 Over 100 ingots
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (sgrzZ)

----

One of the benefits of being a general contractor is I get remove a lot of lead pipe and roof flashing. Ive probaly got
half a ton in the garage waiting to be made into ingots.

The wiping solder joints are 50/50 tin too.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

500 497 If Hillary is denied her deepest desire again(the presidency,not Huma's cherry pie)there could be a major meltdown.There may be murder.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (sPO3u)

...

Posted by: Vince Foster at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (AkOaV)

501 And women vote

*runs for cover*
Posted by: wrg500


And parallel park.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (FdFgz)

502 http://www.inquisitr.com/2373831/sarah-palin-defends-

curt-schilling-says-espn-buys-into-isis-propaganda/

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (vsbNu)

503 94 "Ohm my....."



Shocking!


Resistance ... Is futile

Posted by: Locutus at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (72spU)

504 495,

And a sizable portion of the electorate is saying, "Fuck that noise."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (zyIlW)

505 Newsbusters has an item about Palin calling ESPN wussified.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (MQEz6)

506 >>> Has anyone been banned today, or is the love-fest still going on?


We few, we snarky few, we banned of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he e'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were still here,
And hold their manhoods limp whiles any speaks
That post with us upon Saint Crispin's day

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (3ZtZW)

507 Cackles is truly a horrible politician. In every sense of the word.

Evil AND pathetic.

I think she's approaching the final turn to hapless.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (1CroS)

508 495 The pro-illegal immigrant crowd is actually trying to shame the electorate into voting themselves out of a country.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 28, 2015 03:08 PM (SNs7J)


Yup, and it ain't working. See Trump poll numbers. Yet they will keep trying. Its all they got.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (xWW96)

509 And women vote

*runs for cover*
Posted by: wrg500 .

---

Vote?

VOTE????

I dont think we should have goven them SHOES.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

510 One of the benefits of being a general contractor is I get remove a lot of lead pipe and roof flashing. Ive probaly got
half a ton in the garage waiting to be made into ingots.

The wiping solder joints are 50/50 tin too.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

I used aluminum flashing on roofs... not lead.

Also, lead pipes? Yikers. Around here we have copper for pressure, cast iron / PVC for drainage.

Occasionally find steel or lead for old boiler heat systems, but pretty rare.

Anyways!

Posted by: Vince Foster at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)

511 Those hot dogs with cheese in them are pretty good for awful food that will kill you before you reach 50.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (39g3+)

512 d'oh!

/sock

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)

513 Posted by: fixerupper

Every so often I go around to the local garages and take tire weights off their hands. I usually get 40-50 pounds at a time.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (sgrzZ)

514 The pro-illegal immigrant crowd is actually trying to shame the electorate into voting themselves out of a country.


Ha! I have no shame!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (FdFgz)

515 > just invented the ketchup-filled hot dog and it is a wonder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:05 PM (Ck8hC)

Gah. Drag it through the garden. Needs sauerkraut, mustard, relish, onions and pickles.

Posted by: HotDogVendor at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (Jd88Q)

516 rickb223,

How many guys know how to parallel park a 53 ft trailer?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (zyIlW)

517 One oral.

One rectal.

Good luck keeping straight which is which.



It's easy. One of them tastes like shit.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (evdj2)

518 I think you talked me into it, wrg.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (XiVKO)

519 :glares:

Posted by: mynewhandle

Sorry, chum. Didn't mean to be a drag. *does a little jig*

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (2oWD2)

520 Every so often I go around to the local garages and take tire weights off their hands. I usually get 40-50 pounds at a time.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (sgrzZ)

---

Watch for the zinc ones.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

521 516 rickb223,

How many guys know how to parallel park a 53 ft trailer?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (zyIlW)

I bet I could do it.

Might take a few tries though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:12 PM (AkOaV)

522 You all should be careful with those electricity puns. I'd hate to see one of get hertz and diode.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 28, 2015 03:13 PM (ukNFU)

523 The pro-illegal immigrant crowd is actually trying to shame the electorate into voting themselves out of a country.

The thing is, worldwide the worm seems to be turning on immigration. Since about 1990 everyone went nuts thinking "well there are no real borders, its all one country and we can invite them into our midst and besides, they'll reliably vote for our party!" around the world. But since about 2014 its been "uh maybe this was a mistake..."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:13 PM (39g3+)

524 Vashta Nerada: "The pro-illegal immigrant crowd is actually trying to shame the electorate into voting themselves out of a country."

By their rhetoric, they're losing. Badly. Which is nice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 03:13 PM (1CroS)

525 500 ANOTHER murder.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:13 PM (sPO3u)

526 It's easy. One of them tastes like shit.

Posted by: Grump928(c)

That's exactly what it is! Want to buy a toothbrush?

Posted by: Harelip Toothbrush Salesman at August 28, 2015 03:13 PM (2oWD2)

527 >>> ketchup-filled hot dog


*gags*


I just pictured it as a dirty-water dog in NYC. Just add a string and yech

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)

528 Every so often I go around to the local garages and take tire weights off their hands. I usually get 40-50 pounds at a time.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (sgrzZ)



I tried that here in Arkansas, but it seems I'm not the only sumbitch doing it. Nada, zilch. The standard reason was "some old guy comes around once a month and buys them." They get processed into ingots and are on ebay within a week.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (xWW96)

529 Now Cankles is saying GOPe putting immigrants in box cars ala Nazi's and shit.

See Weasel...

**Yawn**




Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 03:06 PM (NpXoL)


Hillary; fat drunk and desperate is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

530 ok, here's the shiz:

Ketchup flavored potato chips crumbled, sauerkraut, and a fat hot dog fresh from the grill.

And a tablespoon of ketchup. you know, for color.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (Ck8hC)

531 502 http://www.inquisitr.com/2373831/sarah-palin-defends-

curt-schilling-says-espn-buys-into-isis-propaganda/
Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (vsbNu)



Sure dodged a bullet in 2008, huh?

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (zoehZ)

532 How many guys know how to parallel park a 53 ft trailer?

Posted by: SMFH



Not many ma'am.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (FdFgz)

533 Oh and mayo, of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (Ck8hC)

534 ketchup-filled hotdog.

blood-filled penis.

Yeah, good luck marketing that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (zyIlW)

535 CNN is about banning guns today, One way to get some guns is to have portable metal detectors setup in the streets of the big cities and put the homies through.
It would never be allowed by the ACLU, but save a lot of black lives.

Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (5LuhY)

536 Ketchup flavored potato chips crumbled, sauerkraut, and a fat hot dog fresh from the grill.

And a tablespoon of ketchup. you know, for color.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:14 PM (Ck8hC)

The new civility rules preclude me from letting my true feelings on the subject be known. But... good for you

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

537 Chupacabras

http://leeprecision.com/

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (sgrzZ)

538 Hey hey hey... everybody, what's Trump complaining about? Illegal immigrants?

You know what the real problem is, is is, you know what it is? What it is?

Legal migrants! Yeah!! Legal migrants are RUINING this country.

If you were born in Chicago, you should STAY in Chicago!

None of this moving around.

There... now I'm just supposed to wait around for my poll numbers to jump, like Trump's? Right?

Did I do that right? What? I gotta say what?? Oh... it's gonna be Huuuuuuurgggghhh! Did I say it right?

Posted by: Granny Mrs. Benghazi at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (TOk1P)

539 I'm mean as a junk yard dog and looking for red meat!


Posted by: Ban Hammer


*runs*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (/Ho8c)

540 RE: wheel weights.

What are they made out of? Lead? Is that why you guys use them for reloading?

I know nothing on the subject, which is why I ask.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

541 2016 will be a monument to the Cynicism of the Democrats - they will nominate their scoundrel simply because they know that whichever R is nominated they can turn into a scoundrel, creating an ethics 'wash'. The fact that some Democrats are nervous is because the degree of difficulty ranges from Bush (easy) to to Walker (not so easy).

If Trump is immune from this (and he is.......maybe) then game theory surely suggests the Rs are best served by Trump. Just setting aside the issues. It will look like Trump is getting destroyed by the media (just as it would with Walker and Bush) but the numbers won't move......and if they do it will be in Trump's favor (as we've seen so far).

Lots of speculation there but there is no doubt the first paragraph is accurate - the GOP is getting its teeth kicked in by the media and the Ds and only Trump is both taking up the fight AND gathering a following. Both is needed so he's the only horse right now, from a game perspective (is it too much to ask for remotely honest political opponents?).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (7v8o1)

542 SMFH, I checked out my listing on kindle and now Anna Puma's book is showing up there as "Customer also bought . . ."

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:16 PM (vsbNu)

543 dafuq is this with ketchup onna dog?

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 03:16 PM (3ZtZW)

544 #StoptheKetchuphate

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:16 PM (MDgS8)

545 I'm working on a list of women in movies that look better with their clothes on.

Terri Hatcher
Liv Tyler
Britney Spears

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:16 PM (39g3+)

546 CNN is about banning guns today, One way to get some guns is to have portable metal detectors setup in the streets of the big cities and put the homies through.
It would never be allowed by the ACLU, but save a lot of black lives.



It would never be allowed by the homies. Much less the ACLU.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (FdFgz)

547 Ace's usual rhetorical hysterics aside, pro-lifers should take the comments as a badge of honor, metaphorically speaking. You can't reason with PP and the "extreme" position may just be the future consensus.

Of course all Jeb&co. will do is say apologize, good luck with that

Posted by: PDJ at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (GTLQf)

548 OT:

In the sidebar there is a story about Dan Rather saying that the Trump/Fox news feud is fake. Why is Dan "fake but accurate" Rather even listened to?

Posted by: Killerdog at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (5x3KD)

549 The thing about burritos is they don't have ketchup.

That's gotta be fixed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (Ck8hC)

550 What are they made out of? Lead? Is that why you guys use them for reloading?

----

yes.

But more importantly... they have antimony in them which gives the lead some toughness and for stouter caliber you can water quench them even harder.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

551 logprof,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (zyIlW)

552 I know nothing on the subject, which is why I ask.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

The clip on wheel weights are heat treatable and make excellent bullets. The sick-ons are pure lead and OK for muzzleloader projectiles. Some aren't lead at all and are useless.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)

553 We all knew this was coming.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/213324/

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (sPO3u)

554 RE: wheel weights.

What are they made out of? Lead? Is that why you guys use them for reloading?

I know nothing on the subject, which is why I ask.



Yes. Lead. Reloading and fishing sinkers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (FdFgz)

555 But more importantly... they have antimony in them which gives the lead some toughness and for stouter caliber you can water quench them even harder.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

Interesting.

And just to confirm, we're talking about the weights that the tire place puts on your wheels to balance them, right?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (AkOaV)

556 What are they made out of? Lead? Is that why you guys use them for reloading?

I know nothing on the subject, which is why I ask.

Posted by: mynewhandle

Yep, most of them are lead, but the govt is trying to phase them out. So I've been stock piling.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (sgrzZ)

557 CNN is about banning guns today,
--------------

I will consider it if Brooke agrees to do the news nude.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (HstNY)

558 Pretty sure the wheel weights are an alloy, not just lead but I am not 100% on that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (39g3+)

559 Some aren't lead at all and are useless.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)

---

The zinc ones will seriously fcuk up your melt if you dont catch them.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

560 rickb223: And parallel park."

Is that what they're doing? I thought they were just backing in to the car they missed the first time.

*readies spider gun and holds defensive position*

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (1CroS)

561 Now Cankles is saying GOPe putting immigrants in box cars ala Nazi's

Might even use Bockscar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (W5DcG)

562 " 1) no fish puns.

2) no electricity puns.

3) no puns in general.

4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs. "


Why don't we just ban bewb and fart jokes while we're at it.

(Although #4 is just good taste)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)

563 Bruce Jenner is like ISIS.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner's penis at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (E5UB0)

564 I actually don't even like ketchup on burgers that much anymore . . . prefer mustard, and not just because fewer calories, but taste.

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (vsbNu)

565 ketchup-filled hotdog.



blood-filled penis.



Yeah, good luck marketing that.


I could do it

Posted by: L Bobitt at August 28, 2015 03:20 PM (ZbV+0)

566 Yes. Lead. Reloading and fishing sinkers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (FdFgz)

---

If you waste wheelweights on friggin fishing sinkers I will personally find you and give you noogies until dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

567 Anybdy here ever happen to catch those NBC guys ....Seth Myers and the SNL guy at night.


The come straight out of the curtain and the first thing out of their mouths is "republicans" or "Trump".

Every.Time.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:20 PM (MDgS8)

568 560,

Spiders?

Pffft.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:20 PM (zyIlW)

569 545 Kathleen Turner?Or am I misremembering Body Heat?

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:21 PM (sPO3u)

570 Sure, leave the ketchup off, but if you're talking about hot dogs, please stop with the "but I'm a connoisseur" routine. It's road kill in a tube.

If you're lucky.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:21 PM (TOk1P)

571 Whooee. Here's Teh Sarah's actual post:

https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10153595941308588

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (zoehZ)

572 The zinc ones will seriously fcuk up your melt if you dont catch them.



Sounds like an episode of Breaking Bad.

"Get some contaminates in your cook and ruin everything!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (FdFgz)

573 Interesting.

And just to confirm, we're talking about the weights that the tire place puts on your wheels to balance them, right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 03:18 PM (AkOaV)

----

Yes.... but lots of the new ones are steel or zinc.

Because lead is baaaaad.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

574 I seriously need to build a heavy weight bullet trap that will catch .44 magnums. I want to recycle 240 grain slugs but the 44 will seriously fuck up a light weight trap.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (xWW96)

575 >>Now Cankles is saying GOPe putting immigrants in box cars ala Nazi's

Now here is where Trump could be useful. Turn him loose on fatso and tear her a new one. He seems to be able to say what we are all thinking and get away with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (OGm46)

576
I dont think we should have goven them SHOES.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:11 PM (8XRCm)


**********





At least not flip-flops for the office. Good heavens, it sound like a dozen two-hundred pound ducks line-dancing in here.


But you know, I gotta be careful how loudly I breathe, cough, or click the dang mouse.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (vgIRn)

577 "It's road kill in a tube. "


Lips and.......well you know the rest.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (LA7Cm)

578 That fat English guy on CBS just yells.

That's all he does. Yelling.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (MDgS8)

579 Kathleen Turner?Or am I misremembering Body Heat?

Yeah she'd probably qualify.

This is going to sound crazy but try it: add some soy sauce to mustard. It changes the flavor slightly, cuts the bite a little, and adds a smoky taste.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (39g3+)

580 You know what Beanie Weenies are?

Baked beans, hot dogs, brown sugar, and *dun-dun-dun DUH~~!* Ketchup.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (Ck8hC)

581 Huh, so Colin Cowturd is moving to Fox Sports Radio.

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:23 PM (vsbNu)

582 Posted by: maddogg

A 44 will fuck up most anything, lol.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:24 PM (sgrzZ)

583 "blood-filled penis."

Stop stealing my work. You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

Posted by: Lars Von Trier at August 28, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

584 At least not flip-flops for the office. Good heavens, it sound like a dozen two-hundred pound ducks line-dancing in here.



Sounds like a day at the track. Clop, clop. Clop, clop. Clop, clop.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:25 PM (FdFgz)

585 "It's road kill in a tube. "


Lips and.......well you know the rest.



If a dog tastes good....I'm happy. Don't give a crap what's in it.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:25 PM (MDgS8)

586 A 44 will fuck up most anything, lol.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 03:24 PM (sgrzZ)

I think 1/2" steel back plate with 3/8" sides would do it with a 45 degree angle on the back plate.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:25 PM (xWW96)

587
At least not flip-flops for the office. Good heavens, it sound like a dozen two-hundred pound ducks line-dancing in here.


Great description

I love it when women wear those shoes that sound like horse hooves in a hallway. Klip klop klip klop. Its hard not to laugh

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 03:25 PM (39g3+)

588 Lieutenant General Frank E. Petersen Jr. passes at the age of 83.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=61598

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:25 PM (zyIlW)

589 Stray voltage is an indication of a defective system. So if the Obama administration embraces this tactic as politics as usual, they're at least admitting they're a bunch of fuck ups who are willing to induce system damaging characteristics into their design.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 03:26 PM (3tjn4)

590 Yeah ! ACE IS BACK !

Posted by: Drpullit at August 28, 2015 03:26 PM (BOMQw)

591 "Don't give a crap what's in it."


Oh, I don't either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)

592 Whooee. Here's Teh Sarah's actual post:



https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10153595941308588

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 03:22 PM (zoehZ)


I'm disappointed. She did NOT compare them to Isis.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:26 PM (TOk1P)

593 When it comes to feminine footwear, a nice pair of red pumps look fine with a bikini.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:27 PM (xWW96)

594 dafuq is this with ketchup onna dog?





Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands



Dunno. Ask Barack about it.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 03:27 PM (/Ho8c)

595 585 I know,right?
Batack Obama

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:27 PM (sPO3u)

596 I don't care what's in a dog either.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 03:28 PM (zyIlW)

597 When it comes to feminine footwear, a nice pair of red pumps look fine with a bikini.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:27 PM (xWW96)


Practical and versatile too! Perfect for the beach AND a night on the town.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:28 PM (TOk1P)

598 I'm disappointed. She did NOT compare them to Isis.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 03:26 PM (TOk1P)

--Yeah, something about playing to ISIS's agenda or something like that.

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:28 PM (vsbNu)

599 Because lead is baaaaad.

Posted by: fixerupper


Yes. It causes brain damage in kids, which is why we banned lead in paint.

And why IQ and test scores have gone up dramatically after the banning...oh, wait...they haven't? Never mind.

Carry on.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 03:29 PM (/Ho8c)

600
woo-hoo

It is Friday


!!!

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 03:29 PM (q+zA9)

601 587,

Hah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:29 PM (zyIlW)

602 Well, he screwed it first. THEN he set fire to it.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 28, 2015 03:29 PM (evdj2)

603 Damn, Fighting Illini head football coach just fired, 1 week before season.

Supposedly pressured injured players to keep playing.

Posted by: logprof, with a Kindle ranking at August 28, 2015 03:29 PM (vsbNu)

604 593 When it comes to feminine footwear, a nice pair of red pumps look fine with a bikini.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 03:27 PM (xWW96)




Does that make the "Gumb-tuck" more or less difficult?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Caitlyn J. (anon for this) at August 28, 2015 03:30 PM (vgIRn)

605 I say the bitch needs to really land in sniper fire. You know, to keep the honesty streak going

Posted by: TripleTwenty at August 28, 2015 03:31 PM (MV2jA)

606
I think Teri Hatcher had a body years back. The Cool Surface IIRC.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 03:31 PM (u49WF)

607 This is so cute.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1613760078886375

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:32 PM (sPO3u)

608 woo-hoo

It is Friday




This week.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:32 PM (FdFgz)

609 American Pharoah up here in Saratoga racing in the Travers Stakes. Big weekend. Lots of parties. Great weather. Did I mention the parties?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 03:32 PM (KCQo0)

610 No idea why that number came up on the end.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 03:33 PM (sPO3u)

611 And now (see sock link) Hillary is saying the GOP are boxcar-using Nazis when we all know that only Trump would do that. /sarc

Posted by: andycanuck at August 28, 2015 03:33 PM (pgzyN)

612 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 03:33 PM (FdFgz)

613
Actually .... lead dust will kill you.

Solid chucks of lead will too. But only if driven to high velocity and expelled from a long cylinder.

I could swallow a lead bullet and it wont move my blood levels at all.

But if I dont wear my respirator in an old house during demo.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

614 Hilldog is at it again, says GOP would use box cars to deport illegals suggesting the Holocaust.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 03:34 PM (fFIVI)

615 The new civility is like climbing into bed with the hottest chick ever, and she passes you a ten ply Goodyear radial condum, which you quickly realize cuts sensation so low that even if you set a new land speed record for penis travel -- (length of penis in +length of penis out x movement per second divided or multipled (at this point who cares about the math) by the number of feet in a mile, you're never going to cum.

Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (sI4OA)

616 I would say that Hillary! can eat all the dicks, but...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (zyIlW)

617 I heard the way she delivered said turd on the country.

She was hesitant. You could HEAR the "Well, here goes nothing" in her voice.

Even her inner self is fed up with her. She KNOWS how awful and foul she is.

She will be in a mental institute in less than a decade.

Posted by: TripleTwenty at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (MV2jA)

618 255 5 Enough with the electricity puns. Leave them alone and let's all just solder on.


People should show more resistance to this.


Try meditating.

Ohm...Ohm....Ohm...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 02:19 PM (JtwS4)

Perfect.

(I was gonna do my own lame "hostile undercurrent" joke, but I can't top this.)

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (m9HtY)

619 Speaking of Illinois does anybody know where Indiana got its name?

Did the scouts walk across it and think "hey, there's a shitload of indians here, we should call this place Indian place"?

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (MDgS8)

620 Actually .... lead dust will kill you.



Solid chucks of lead will too. But only if driven to high velocity and expelled from a long cylinder.



I could swallow a lead bullet and it wont move my blood levels at all.



But if I dont wear my respirator in an old house during demo.....

Posted by: fixerupper


Yes. Like a lot of other things, it's pretty harmless in most circumstances, but needs to be handled with extreme care in others.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 03:36 PM (/Ho8c)

621 You wanted accountability.
You'll settle for unelectability.
You got stray voltage.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 03:48 PM (laMCB)

622 The new civility is like climbing into bed with the hottest chick ever...
Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 03:35 PM (sI4OA)


We just need to be civil to each other. Public figures are acceptable targets of shame, ridicule, and verbal flogging.

Kinda like libel law.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2015 03:51 PM (laMCB)

623 Yes. Like a lot of other things, it's pretty harmless in most circumstances, but needs to be handled with extreme care in others.
Posted by: Moderate Salami,
----------------

Illinois and California have discovered that if a child consumes (that's right, consumes )24 CD's a day, they will exceed the safe limit of lead in their system, therefore, lead levels in those products must be reduced.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 03:53 PM (9mTYi)

624 We just need to be civil to each other.
---------------

Objection!
Should have contained a trigger warning.
The word ''civil" causes me anxiety. I am offended by your aggressive indifference to my sensitivity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 03:55 PM (9mTYi)

625 *hmm. seems echoy in here*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 03:56 PM (9mTYi)

626
" 1) no fish puns.

2) no electricity puns.

3) no puns in general.

4) no advocating putting tomato paste (ketchup) on god damn hot dogs. "


Why don't we just ban bewb and fart jokes while we're at it.

(Although #4 is just good taste)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)







Good idea, has a lot of potential.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 03:57 PM (TuXs5)

627 Two- thousand post threads in one day??

Seems plausible.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 04:07 PM (NpXoL)

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