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Hulu Web Comedy Series Features Character Who Writes Edgy Joke on Twitter and Gets Social Media Blowback; Show Actually Getting Real Social Media Blowback for Entirely Fictitious Joke, Which Was Presented as Being Over-the-Line

Okay, sorry about that last post, which is such a huge screw up that I can do nothing more than apologize abjectly on behalf of @comradearthur and pray you forgive him his exclusive responsibility for the mess he's gotten us all in.

If he were here to defend himself, I'm sure he'd be the first to blame himself. Well, actually, he'd be the second.

But via Mary Katharine Ham, rounding up the new outrages of the day (Oh no -- someone's going to play dress-up as Caitlyn Jenner, who isn't actually Caitlyn Jenner), she drops this amazing story of how loathsomely stupid our society is:

A tasteless joke by an inept comic in Amy Poehler's Hulu series -- a joke designed to demonstrate the character's incompetence -- instead has redounded against Poehler, and brought out the Twitter tomato-tossers.

This is complicated, so pay attention: Poehler has a new series on Hulu called Difficult People, which has gotten some good reviews...

The main character, played by a Julie Klausner (Poehler produces but does not appear in the show), writes a twitter joke about how she can't wait until "Blue Ivy" (Beyonce's kid) grows up to be old enough to be peed on by R. Kelly (a rapper who got arrested due to his enjoyment of urinating on underage girls).

The joke is not presented as funny in the show -- no one but the Klausner character thinks it's funny -- and she catches grief for it on Twitter. Her boyfriend or husband (not clear) gives her only an awkward silence as she tells the joke.

But, America now having a lower rationality level than primitive people who are still burning "witches" at the stake, of course morons have to attack the show and Poehler for the joke.

Here now the new Scholars of America:



Shut the f*** up, Dummies.

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Hillary! at August 26, 2015 02:15 PM (Vf5rR)

2 Link says this happened in 2017?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 26, 2015 02:15 PM (WDySP)

3 Historic!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 26, 2015 02:15 PM (Vf5rR)

4 now this is a story that is clearly from the hell that is 2015 America

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 26, 2015 02:16 PM (IG5KL)

5 2
Link says this happened in 2017?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 26, 2015 02:15 PM (WDySP)

Moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 02:16 PM (Vf5rR)

6 A moose bit my sister.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2015 02:17 PM (JtwS4)

7 How could it possibly be construed as racist?

Oh, that's right, that word has no meaning anymore.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:18 PM (5npD/)

8 I think the joke is kinda funny.. But I'm posting from 2017, so....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 26, 2015 02:18 PM (7RXcs)

9 Calling a kid Blue Ivy is racist. It has to be.

Isn't blue+green yellow?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 26, 2015 02:18 PM (2lndx)

10 yes, well.

I blame Twitter for our cultural derogation.

It used to be that nobody took this wackos seriously, nor gave them a microphone.

Then came twitter, the whore.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:18 PM (AkOaV)

11 I think it's kind of funny...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (hUdMz)

12 The last line in the post pretty much sums it up in one easy package.

Posted by: Bosk at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (n2K+4)

13 Delilah Sinclair builds nuclear reactors in her spare time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

14 Oh, the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes are hilarious (this from someone who generally does not enjoy looking at males pretending to be females)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (7RXcs)

15 Though maybe racist will one day come full circle.

Like calling feminists sexists.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (5npD/)

16 why the fuck would auto cucumber thing I meant derogation when I typed degradation?

Whatever, I'm rolling with it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (AkOaV)

17 Try a joke like this in front of a 2007 Blue Hen audience and see how far it gets you, I dare you!

Posted by: John McVain at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (LISuA)

18 OT, the AP is reporting the POS shooter from this morning has died.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (jsWA8)

19 I blame Twitter for our cultural derogation.

I know you're so young you can't imagine life before the internet, but I can assure you the culture was degraded several decades before Twitter was invented.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (/kI1Q)

20 Yeah!

And George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Posted by: Kanye West at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (AkOaV)

21 I'm too short

Posted by: The New Yorker at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (LA7Cm)

22 Twitter is the crap that people used to write on bathroom walls. Now that crap is considered serious discourse. Laughable.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (fMQoG)

23
I know you're so young you can't imagine life before the internet, but I can assure you the culture was degraded several decades before Twitter was invented.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:20 PM (/kI1Q)

yeah, but no one had to listen to these idiots before.

Now they tweet something out and the entire MSM and "alt media" runs with it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (AkOaV)

24 "joke about how she can't wait until "Blue Ivy" (Beyonce's kid)
grows up to be old enough to be peed on by R. Kelly (a rapper who got
arrested due to his enjoyment of urinating on underage girls)."


That's racist?


Somebody put Blue Ivy, Beyonce, R. Kelly, Dummy Sinclair, and Douchebag Middleton on a violence watch list.


Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (Vf5rR)

25 *in which young Bander injects something wholly unrelated into the thread*


The sidebar thing on the twin jet nebula? A Rolling Stones song.

Who can guess which?

Hint: it helps to go gutter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (JtwS4)

26 "OT, the AP is reporting the POS shooter from this morning has died."


Being warmly welcomed in Hell right about now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (LA7Cm)

27 The only worthwhile thing I've ever read on a bathroom wall was God listens to Slayer.

It's all been downhill from there.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (5npD/)

28 Come quickly Tonto, there is injustice on the intertubez. To the Outragemobile!

Posted by: Delilah Sinclair, SJW at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

29 what I really like about these last two posts is how we jumped from 2008 to 2015 in Ace's Time Machine and skipped right through the meat of the Obama presidency!

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (LISuA)

30 Did I miss anything?
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (LISuA)

Nope! Been smooth sailing the last 6 years. Not much to report on.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:22 PM (AkOaV)

31 11 I think it's kind of funny...
Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:19 PM (hUdMz)


You're new to our camp ... uhhh campus aren't you?

Posted by: The University of Delaware at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (yMVjf)

32 "fictitious joke" ... I'm not sure I get that concept. Is that like a parody of a joke? Or a joke of a parody?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (MYSVz)

33 The Blue Ivy joke is disgusting. Amy Poehler should be ashamed and issue
an apology. Real fucked up racist to pick her for that punchline



How the hell is the joke racist? I don't know what R Kelly's proclivities were/are for the underage girls he liked to piss on, but that's not really the point. Just because someone in a bad joke is black doesn't make the joke racist.


I love the implication that, had the victim in the joke NOT been A) Blue Ivy or B) black, it would have somehow been okay. So grown men pissing on young girls is all right as long as the girls in question aren't celebrities or minorities?



VorpalFemme it's almost like she doesn't really care about black people. That's ok, she is more white people's cup of tea anyhow.



Ooooor it's like she wanted to make a deliberately tasteless joke that everyone else on the show AND WATCHING THE SHOW recognized as tasteless, thus setting up the whole "This character is a banal twit" storyline.




But no. No, let's just go with the humorless scolds' interpretations. It requires less thinking, which is why it's so popular with the SJW crowd.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (4df7R)

34 Whatever happened to real artists like Count Basie and Ella Fitzgerald? These 'artists' today ain't worthy to dust Basie's piano, or press Ella's crinolines. Bunch of foul-mouthed idiots.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (go5uR)

35 32 "fictitious joke" ... I'm not sure I get that concept. Is that like a parody of a joke? Or a joke of a parody?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (MYSVz)

It's a joke said by a character on a TV show that was designed to be unfunny.

So I think that's a parody of a joke.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)

36 alot of people dont want a joke about a guy that pees on a baby even when

its a white baby but especially if the baby is part of racist ideas and what not

you have to treat the baby like it you dont care if white or black or mexican

gay cripple retarded or even some thing worse its not a babies fault that the

was born with a problem pretty obvious if you think about it for about two

seconds and your arent a total dumb ass get a clue idiots

#tumpforpresident2015makeamericagoodagain

Posted by: Jose Canseco Eligible Voter at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (+lsX1)

37 i've been trying to understand how twitter brings anything positive to civilization.

it's ten seconds of hardly understandable weird flowing information .

i must just be old.
ok fine i'm old, but i can't even keep up with who speakin to ewe

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:24 PM (nqBYe)

38 obligatory:
http://tinyurl.com/nv4bd28

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:24 PM (AkOaV)

39 Oh, the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes are hilarious (this from someone who generally does not enjoy looking at males pretending to be females)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Heard a report on the radio this morning that the costume has been pulled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2015 02:24 PM (W5DcG)

40 These ignorant millennials are doomed to a life of welfare dependence. This much stupid is irreversible.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (6gR7l)

41 Oh, c'mon. That jokes a little funny. It's right in line with the times. It's not 2008 anymore.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (1CroS)

42 I'm surprised Amy Poehler is getting blowback, she is the SJW spirit animal. I once saw a post on Tumblr about how she was in an airport and was cursing and swearing the the poor men in business class, for being rich or something I guess. And the post was PRAISING this behavior.

I see the SJWs are at the french guillotine part of their cultural revolution where their own side gets the blade.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (hvf9s)

43 Just because someone in a bad joke is black doesn't make the joke racist.

Word

Posted by: A Black Guy, Peeing Off A Bridge Next to Another Black Guy at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (8ZskC)

44 Imagine a fantasy scenario in which a bad, stupid, evil crazy person is understandably burned at the stake by a righteous mob when he says "Ching chong Chinaman!" to a passing Asian guy....

[Tomorrow's Gawker headline:]

Racist commenter says "Ching chong Chinaman!" on Racist blog!

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (jBuUi)

45 If I want to pee on Caitlyn Jenner, does that make me a supporter of alternative sexual expression, or anti-trans?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: wooga at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (AACYf)

46 grabs walker and shuffles away.

stay off my lawn you crazies.

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

47 36

well said

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 26, 2015 02:25 PM (7RXcs)

48 I'm with you, Willow. I left almost all social media a couple months ago, and have felt better for it.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:26 PM (5npD/)

49 Oh, the Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes are hilarious (this from someone who generally does not enjoy looking at males pretending to be females)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

TRINO!

Posted by: Caitlyn nee Bruce Jenner at August 26, 2015 02:26 PM (hELvj)

50 Kind of reminds Me of that South Park episode where Randy is answering the final puzzle on Wheel of fortune and he says the answer to the question "people who bother You' is Naggers, but He doesn't say that he replaces the A with an I.... It was hysterical the repercussions...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:26 PM (hUdMz)

51 22 Twitter is the crap that people used to smear on bathroom walls. Now that crap is considered serious discourse. Laughable.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 26, 2015 02:21 PM (fMQoG)

FTFY

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 26, 2015 02:26 PM (IG5KL)

52 @VorpalFemme it's almost like she doesn't really care about black people. That's ok, she is more white people's cup of tea anyhow.

- Dennis L. Middleton (@DennisMiddleto5) August 26, 2015


Now, that is unintentionally funny, which is really as close as the left gets.

P.S. Pixy really has to do something about how he lets the coding for posts be such that you can't paste it and submit it without retyping the symbol characters. I mean ... shit!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:27 PM (MYSVz)

53 I'll recycle a comment.

This is why Trump has to win. He is so un-PC he will shatter the system like Neo shattered the Matrix.

The PC thought police are the worst problem facing America, surpassing our lack of money and angry terrorists. They are destroying everything.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 26, 2015 02:27 PM (fJ5wU)

54 50 Kind of reminds Me of that South Park episode where Randy is answering the final puzzle on Wheel of fortune and he says the answer to the question "people who bother You' is Naggers, but He doesn't say that he replaces the A with an I.... It was hysterical the repercussions...
Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:26 PM (hUdMz)

"WHAT? Everyone was thinking it!"

http://tinyurl.com/8rpbjjx

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:27 PM (AkOaV)

55 I hope someone's writing all these names down of folks too stupid to get the point of the gag. I -really- want to have a complete Idiots List to work from when I become Warlord of the Wastes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 26, 2015 02:27 PM (9krrF)

56 i've been trying to understand how twitter brings anything positive to civilization.


It got used a lot during the 2009 Iran demonstrations to get information out.

In disasters, people use it to let their friends know they're OK.

No one uses RSS feeds anymore; you get your new post notifcations on your phone.

it's ten seconds of hardly understandable weird flowing information .


You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:27 PM (/kI1Q)

57 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (kff5f)

58 If it's the same person I'm thinking of, this Julie Klausner person is such a good actress that she has a cooking show on YouTube/Tastemade that is supposed to keep her name "fresh" while she looks for acting gigs.

So there's that.

Actually, as an actor she makes a pretty good cook.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (PFy0L)

59 it's almost like she doesn't really care about black people. That's ok, she is more white people's cup of tea anyhow.

In fairness, I think Poehler can easily be described as stuff-white-folks-like.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (evdj2)

60 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (kff5f)

61 These contemporary Scholars of America are great...

for me to poop on.

Posted by: Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (1CroS)

62 "God listens to Slayer."

So He...reigns in blood?

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (8uiG4)

63 Chupacabras,, it reminds me of trying to understand what the crazy drunk uncle is yelling about while your trying to tell him , everything is alright .

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (nqBYe)

64 >>>Shut the f*** up, Dummies.

Easy! You can't just treat everyone like they are your own commenters.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (IN7k+)

65 One thing South Park has had a really clear view on, it's been "tolerance".

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (5npD/)

66

Now she knows how Victoria Jackson feels.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (qCMvj)

67 You'd think they'd go after Amy Poehler for her habit of going on dino hunting safaris with Spielberg but noooo.

#dinolivesmatter

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

68 Really disgusting that this vile Delilah Sinclair has the handle "vorpalfemme". "Vorpal" is used to describe the blade that kills Jabberwock's in that 19th century asshole child molester Lewis Carroll's poem Jabberwocky.

This callous bitch supports the slaughter, abuse and violent death of innocent jabberwocks.

Posted by: Cecil the Jabberwock at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (E5UB0)

69 The unintended and disastrous lesson that will be soon learned is "The only way to speak of black people is in hushed and reverential tones. "

Much like the bizarre deference feminists seek, this neo-marxist agitation is not going to have the affect they are hoping for.

The growing response to the feminist agitation is mockery and over-the-top retorts.

The response to the perpetually aggrieved race activists is going to be indifference and silence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2015 02:29 PM (Ck8hC)

70 #PunchLinesMatter

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (2cS/G)

71 Is this a thing?

Posted by: logprof, now on Kindle!! at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (vsbNu)

72 *blows spacedust off of cover* 'How to Cook Forty Humans'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (evdj2)

73 HR, uh hmm, i do remember the Iran green party use also crimea.

and of course i admiited ' i just don't get it'

shoves walker at room, pfft.

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (nqBYe)

74
Okay, sorry about that last post

------------------------

What difference, at this point, does it make?1//1!!?!1!?1/1/1/??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (HSmrB)

75 Peed on dead baby heads can't take care of themselves.

Posted by: Coop at August 26, 2015 02:30 PM (W5DcG)

76 Randy Marsh is the greatest cartoon character of all time.

Posted by: wooga at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (AACYf)

77 "The only way to speak of black people is in hushed and reverential tones. "

So the Muslim standard then?

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (8uiG4)

78 I think Poehler can easily be described as stuff-white-folks-like.

I think I was born the wrong color. Although she was kind of funny in Hamlet 2.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (2lndx)

79 59
it's almost like she doesn't really care about black people. That's ok, she is more white people's cup of tea anyhow.



In fairness, I think Poehler can easily be described as stuff-white-folks-like.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 26, 2015 02:28 PM (evdj2)

Broken clock finds a nut, something, something.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (Vf5rR)

80 So what happened to these people? Dropped on heads at childbirth, made to eat shitty food? How can you be so offended about EVERYTHING?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (+c55T)

81 Here's the thing about social media mobs: they are easily distracted and have no staying power.

So if you shrug and say "oh, bite me" they go away when the next outrage comes along. And that's the proper response. Just ignore them and keep on keepin' on, no matter how many it seems to be and how big its getting. Tomorrow, the next day, they won't even remember the last outrage they were screaming and weeping about.

And further they have no power. They cannot hurt you over the computer. They cannot damage you or reach you. All they can do is make noise and hope you cave in. And if you do, they feel emboldened and double down.

Ignore them and it goes away.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (39g3+)

82 If it's the same person I'm thinking of....

Eh, it isn't. Sorry, it's hard for me to tell all of these talentless skirts apart.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 26, 2015 02:32 PM (PFy0L)

83 You can always find SOMEONE who is bitching about something. Finding a few idiots on Twitter complaining does not make a wave of outrage.

I think this story is a bit exaggerated.

Posted by: Tommy V at August 26, 2015 02:32 PM (SRQwr)

84 Imaginary Racism and grievance mongering will still exist in the future.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 26, 2015 02:32 PM (DsveK)

85 That's ok, she is more white people's cup of tea anyhow.




I honestly could not pick Amy Poehler out of a lineup, and I live in one of the whitest states in the union, and have skin so white that on a sunny day I can actually use my arms to signal passing aircraft.




Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (4df7R)

86 "And further they have no power. They cannot hurt you over the computer. They cannot damage you or reach you. All they can do is make noise and hope you cave in. And if you do, they feel emboldened and double down. "

They can get you fired.

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (8uiG4)

87 Interesting.

Isn't Poehler one of TV's "It Girls" along with Tina Fey?

I mean, both starred in sitcoms on NBC that did so well in the ratings that 15 years ago they would have been cancelled after their second episode, but each got 5+ years, and neither did shit in the ratings.

But "It Girls" so.

I wonder if this means that she will be "out" as host of the Golden Globes in January?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (Z7G74)

88 I sorta wish VorpalFemme would get over there and fight against ISIS and the Islamic anti-feminine crowd. Maybe head through to Pakistan and defend little kids trying to get an education.

Unleash that Vorpal edge where it really matters! It seems sort of wasted whining about internet TV jokes.

Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (LISuA)

89 Willowed so....


238 Annnnnnd heeeeeere we go....


Shooter was an oppressed gay black male.


http://tinyurl.com/pg7wmcv



He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work. --He says he has been attacked by black men and white females. --He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 02:31 PM (fWAjv)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (fWAjv)

90 Fuck Twitter.

Posted by: Dang at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (2oWD2)

91 so someone was going to pee on a baby?

and why?

throws hands in air, and goes off to knit or something.

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:34 PM (nqBYe)

92
With all the shooter news this morn, totally missed 8th PP Undercover video released.

She later notes, 'Planned Parenthood has volume, because they are a volume institution.'

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 26, 2015 02:34 PM (ODxAs)

93 If there is one thing I can't stand, it's someone who doesn't get nuance.

And context.

Nuance and context.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: jwest at August 26, 2015 02:34 PM (Zs4uk)

94 Ignore them and it goes away.

Just like cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (W5DcG)

95 >>>"The only way to speak of black people is in hushed and reverential tones. "

I'm not even allowed to speak to them at all when it comes to #BLM. I can only speak to other white people about these very real and pressing issues.

The very next day, they accused me of racism for ignoring them and excluding them from the conversation! Can you believe it?

You can't win with these people! It's driving me nuts.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)

96 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't been released.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (P25Hh)

97 Another thing about twitter outrage mobs is that they're made up of a surprisingly small number of people often with multiple accounts. I've seen the evidence over and over. The whole "Hush Rush" campaign that is having all the impact of a feather on a B-52 is made up of half a dozen idiots with tons of accounts each to make it seem like a movement.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (39g3+)

98 Fuck Twitter.


Posted by: Dang at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (2oWD2)
---------------Wasn't she a 70's fashion model, oh damn, i was thinking of Twiggy. Too skin for my taste and splinters.

Posted by: Penfold at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (Fbt5B)

99 Guy, the stem express woman also tells the actors that the have a "contamination" issue with staph from some of the clinics.

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (8uiG4)

100 People need to push back. This stuff is going to ramp up even more unless they are shouted down..Every.time!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (dgKBI)

101 R. Kelly was pretty good on that South Park episode where he tried to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (OD2ni)

102 He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work. --He says he has been attacked by black men and white females. --He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man


The perfect package....Gay, black, and bullied... Someone erect a statue of Him...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:36 PM (hUdMz)

103 O/T dead shooter's "manifesto" says he did it for revenge of Charleston shooting and that he suffered racial and sexual harassment.




Whoever earlier guessed he was Ghey? BINGO.




Obama's America. You think ANY of that will reach the MSM?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (0FSuD)

104 I honestly could not pick Amy Poehler out of a lineup, and I live in one of the whitest states in the union, and have skin so white that on a sunny day I can actually use my arms to signal passing aircraft.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (4df7R)



The beacons are lit!

Gondor summons aid!

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

105 "96 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't been released.
"

Dude.

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (8uiG4)

106 96 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't been released.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (P25Hh)

'As for Dylann Roof? You (deleted)! You want a race war (deleted)? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE...(deleted)!!!' He said Jehovah spoke to him, telling him to act.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (fWAjv)

107 Oh, and NY Slime? No picture of the suspect. Gee, wonder why?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (0FSuD)

108 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (Z7G74)

I suspect that's why those who are outraged watch the show. I've seen the ads on Hulu for it, but it does not look like it would interest me whatsoever.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at August 26, 2015 02:38 PM (lJJaE)

109 So I guess this afternoon, Ms Lynch will announce this was a "Hate Crime"?




Ha Ha I make joke

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 26, 2015 02:38 PM (0FSuD)

110 Shooter was an oppressed gay black male.

Really? If true I have my response to the twits calling for more gun control:

"Indeed, if you can't trust a gay black man to carry a gun, then who CAN you trust?"

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 26, 2015 02:38 PM (PFy0L)

111 Isn't there a part of Twitter that should just be ignored - like 99% of it?

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2015 02:38 PM (VndSC)

112 106 96 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't been released.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (P25Hh)

'As for Dylann Roof? You (deleted)! You want a race war (deleted)? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE...(deleted)!!!' He said Jehovah spoke to him, telling him to act.

http://tinyurl.com/ogylcw7

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 26, 2015 02:39 PM (IG5KL)

113 Well, Hillary's happy to be off the front page...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 26, 2015 02:39 PM (wtvvX)

114 "FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims."

Who is gonna be dumb enough to believe that?

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 26, 2015 02:39 PM (dgKBI)

115 Shooter was an oppressed gay black male.

So He kills two White reporters?

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:39 PM (hUdMz)

116 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the
SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't
been released.


The medical examiner has already dug out and reconstructed the bullets from the victims, deciphered the etchings and reported his findings to the press? Sounds legit.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (+lsX1)

117 'As for Dylann Roof? You (deleted)! You want a race war (deleted)? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE...(deleted)!!!' He said Jehovah spoke to him, telling him to act.

Huh. Banning the confederate flag didn't seem to pacify this gentleman, Mitt and Nikki.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (fJ5wU)

118 Posted by: Jose Canseco Eligible Voter at August 26, 2015 02:23 PM (+lsX1)

Channelling James Joyce again, are we?

Posted by: troyriser at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (Bvf82)

119 Isn't there a part of Twitter that should just be ignored - like 99% of it?

Y'all sound like George Will railing about blue jeans.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (/kI1Q)

120 The medical examiner has already dug out and reconstructed the bullets from the victims, deciphered the etchings and reported his findings to the press? Sounds legit.

Already released? Sounds odd...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (hUdMz)

121
I grew Blue Ivy on my Blue Waffle.

Posted by: Bouncey at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (0cMkb)

122 Link says this happened in 2017?



Slow golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (k+zgr)

123 Honestly, I think the biggest shock of the dumb joke is that is goes after the holy offspring of the sainted Beyonce and Jay Z. Cannot go after Beyonce, is worse than cursing out Jesus. I think that is what is freaking the LIVs out most.

Posted by: LizLem at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (hvf9s)

124 Although she was kind of funny in Hamlet 2.

Funny-ass movie.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (/Ho8c)

125 How could anyone think that there wouldn't be Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes this year? Beats the heck out of men dressed as nuns which have been around since...forever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (OSs/l)

126 Who is gonna be dumb enough to believe that?

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 26, 2015 02:39 PM (dgKBI)

Said it in his manifesto. Doubt they actually were.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

127 101 R. Kelly was pretty good on that South Park episode where he tried to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.
Posted by: Benji Carver
-----------------------
The only episode I think I've ever seen in it's entirety. And it was hilarious. "Tom Cruise is in the closet, Now Im in the closet, to..."

And, yeah - the Blue Ivy joke was funnier than anything else ive heard from poehler in years, so, I give the whole "story" three Mehs.

Posted by: Chi at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (bvz/P)

128 The medical examiner has already dug out and reconstructed the bullets from the victims, deciphered the etchings and reported his findings to the press? Sounds legit.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (+lsX1)


I would guess that it was from rounds that weren't fired. Still sounds strange.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (MYSVz)

129 123 Honestly, I think the biggest shock of the dumb joke is that is goes after the holy offspring of the sainted Beyonce and Jay Z. Cannot go after Beyonce, is worse than cursing out Jesus. I think that is what is freaking the LIVs out most.

Agreed...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (hUdMz)

130 I honestly could not pick Amy Poehler out of a lineup, and I live in one of the whitest states in the union, and have skin so white that on a sunny day I can actually use my arms to signal passing aircraft.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at August 26, 2015 02:33 PM (4df7R)
The beacons are lit!
Gondor summons aid!
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 26, 2015 02:37 PM (mf5HN)



Now seems like the perfect time for Shelob to make her appearance.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (D5hxK)

131 stupid Amy! here's how you do it:

Celebrate May Day - Piss On Bush. Not just any bush. The Bush.
Piss on the Republican assault on environmental protection. Piss on Republican air quality. Piss on Republican water quality. Raise a stink.

Support the homeless. Piss on the streets.

Let us celebrate the annual arrival of spring with a yellow flow that drowns Republican Washington. Piss on the US Senate. Piss on the House. Piss on the warmongers Demonstrate your disgust in a bright yellow color.

They have pissed on us for years. On May 1 it is our turn.

Save it in bottles. Pour them on the Corporations. Piss on your credit card bill. Mail it to the bank. Piss on the oil company gas pump. Do it May first to celebrate their annual spring price gouge. Piss on every gas station in America. Piss on your insurance bill. Mail it to them.

Piss on the newspaper then throw the wet, soggy, vile thing at the front door of your local TV station.

Spread the word. Spread the flow. Make it a day that will live in infamy.

Piss on Bush.

http://tinyurl.com/ncloyn9

Posted by: mallfly at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (qSIlh)

132 I watched this episode the other day, knowing there was pushback but not who 'blue ivy' was.

Also twitter is full of stupid...

Posted by: Lea at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (lIU4e)

133 Why do we have to pretend that Bruce Jenner is a good looking woman? Even if you buy into the trannie crap, she is a 65 y/o, with a ton of photoshop. When you see the photos of him without the photoshop, he looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe)

134 How could it possibly be construed as racist?

Oh, that's right, that word has no meaning anymore.


Posted by: Chupacabras


Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out, too. Oh wait! It involves a white person speaking about people who happen to be black. I think I see.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (/Ho8c)

135 Yeah more 24-hour news cycle nonsense. Too soon to have useful information, only rumors and guesswork. Wait and see.

Meanwhile about the actual topic: the outrage mob won't disappear immediately if you ignore them, they will go away and stop bothering you. They'll pick some other target, until everyone just treats them like stupid children and disregards them entirely.

If you stop giving them the attention they demand, they will lose their purpose in being so outragey.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (39g3+)

136 Hulu is the Kaboom of streaming services. Which is OK because Amy Peholer is the Kaboom of female comedians. No wait, female comedy is the Kaboom of comedy. Yeah. There we go.

Posted by: Not Dexter at August 26, 2015 02:42 PM (JIJNV)

137 My hope is that in a decade or so people will be saying stuff like "Hey, remember the '10s? Tattoos and beards were really big, everybody had crazy Dr. Who headmates, and adults all acted like tantrum-throwing psychopaths?" "Yeah, I remember that. Wow, was that really a decade ago?"

Posted by: reform highlander at August 26, 2015 02:43 PM (jCH/T)

138 knock-knock jokes are too nuanced for SJW's.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2015 02:43 PM (NpXoL)

139 The unintended and disastrous lesson that will be soon learned is "The only way to speak of black people is in hushed and reverential tones. "

I'm not sure it's unintended, and I'm not sure those doing the intending believe it to be disastrous.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:43 PM (kff5f)

140 I think he wrote the thingy about names etched blah blah blah in his manifesto


Not from ME I bet. Also mentioned something om line about it being ok to "strangle them in a parking lot" ??? Another dead person?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 26, 2015 02:44 PM (ConFs)

141 Try watching I am Cait or whatever Jenner's show is called. The whole thing is filmed using the Barbra Streisand glamour-cam.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:44 PM (kZVsz)

142 I would have gone with "no one is more angry about this than I am"

I hear from the guys in the whitehouse that it tests really well.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (LWu6U)

143 141 Try watching I am Cait or whatever Jenner's show is called. The whole thing is filmed using the Barbra Streisand glamour-cam

There's nothing sexy about a 65 year old Man in drag... There I said it... Man in drag...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (hUdMz)

144 What sick asshat named the "White House" anyway.

People paint houses all the time; isn't it way past time we painted the People's House a more inclusive, less racist color?

This is a problem we can solve, people!

Posted by: VorpalFemme wannabe at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (LISuA)

145 Honestly, I think the biggest shock of the dumb joke is that is goes after the holy offspring of the sainted Beyonce and Jay Z.

I would expect this Vorpal thing had no problems with Letterman making rape jokes about Willow Palin.

(Malia's about the right age for R. Kelly...I'm just sayin'.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (/kI1Q)

146 I'm beginning to wonder if the twitter guy from weeks ago, the Amy Schumer fan, who was complaining that Jerry Seinfeld's rant about PC culture was correct. His "generation" is too dense to handle irony (He probably thinks that Amy Schumer is now too icky). Sadly, the new English majors are the new Sunday school teachers.

Posted by: Achen Stumped at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (bpemY)

147 They named their kid Blue Ivy?

Yikes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (OSs/l)

148 120 The medical examiner has already dug out and reconstructed the bullets from the victims, deciphered the etchings and reported his findings to the press? Sounds legit.

Already released? Sounds odd...
Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:41 PM (hUdMz)


It was in his 23 page manifesto.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (Z7G74)

149 RWC: He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work. --He says he has been attacked by black men and white females. --He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man

Which is why he also tried to kill someone he never met or knew. Kinda blows the oppressed victim story out of the water right there.

I wonder how the MFM is going to treat that dead waste of flesh given his targets. Is he a hero for taking it to The Man? No? Now why would that be? If it's against a police officer, somehow they'd work in No Justice, No Peace. They must be pretty conflicted about now.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2015 02:46 PM (1CroS)

150 If y'all will read the link to ABC that someone put up, it says that Ghey Black Guy stated in the 23-page manifesto that he faxed to ABC that he had put the initials of the Charleston victims "on my hollow points."

Posted by: Country Singer at August 26, 2015 02:46 PM (nL0sw)

151 he looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Yes, with or without Photoshop. At best, he looks like a plain, older, very mannish woman.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:46 PM (/Ho8c)

152 Anyone see Bill Burr on Conan last week. He said just a stream of offensive, funny things while talking to Conan, and one of the last parts was he joked about how awful it was that no one had time to adjust to Jenner's transformation - if you hesitated or messed up the pronoun you were attacked as being transphobic - like he left the room a man, came back as a woman and you're supposed to just pick up the conversation. At one point Burr said "he" and then immediately corrected it to "she" and mumbled something like "oh, they're really sensitive about the pronouns."

Aaaand you know how this story ends: Totes outrage at Burr's insensitivity on social media.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2015 02:46 PM (NOIQH)

153 If elected, I will build the fucking Matrix so these idiots can go live in their protected little bubbles

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at August 26, 2015 02:47 PM (BeQwJ)

154 I read a story about Black Holes on the sidebar earlier today. Of course, it goes without saying that phrase is a racist, misogynist term and Ace should fucking apologize!

Posted by: VorpalFemme wannabe at August 26, 2015 02:47 PM (LISuA)

155 maybe he shouldn't pee on girls

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 26, 2015 02:47 PM (Cq0oW)

156 Hard to ignore killing people on live TV



Release the manifesto.

And I heard he died. True?

Spit

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 26, 2015 02:47 PM (ConFs)

157 Twitter is the Tourettes of the internet. The polite thing to do is not to stare, just ignore it because it can't help itself.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 26, 2015 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

158 They named their kid Blue Ivy?

Yikes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 02:45 PM (OSs/l)


They wanted "Poison Ivy" but couldn't figure out how to spell it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:48 PM (MYSVz)

159 Lunatic shit of course
But this brings up something that has long annoyed me, which could be called "tut tut titilation"
So many shows nowadays portray things that are "forbidden" under the moral figleaf of "see how much more advanced we are now" but really for titilation.
Like making a movie about "exploited babes in prison because, well, someone wants to see chicks chained up."
So its like a double reverse, solipsistic PC cluster frenzy: the PC idiots eating the PC fakers.
Something like that.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 26, 2015 02:48 PM (k8tEg)

160 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 26, 2015 02:40 PM (+lsX1)

Guessing its a claim of the murderer. That or the names were scratched on what was left on the ground.

Posted by: SarahW at August 26, 2015 02:48 PM (3fTXW)

161 Blue Ivy?

About as good as naming Your Kid North West...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (hUdMz)

162 This Hulu story is from 2008.


Nah. Just kidding.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (DTPIl)

163 Aaaand you know how this story ends: Totes outrage at Burr's insensitivity on social media.

What he said was great and hilarious, like Burr usually is. The thing is, he welcomes their outrage. Their tears taste like wine to Bill Burr. He will not apologize because he loves it. Their outrage is his fuel.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (39g3+)

164 They named their kid Blue Ivy?


Yikes.


They recorded her gurgling as an infant and put it in a rap song, so she could draw royalties.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (/kI1Q)

165 Bill Burr clip - so funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmCcRjgigQU

And the outrage:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/08/22/
bill-burr-jokes-about-bruce-jenners-gender-transition-twitter-flips-out/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

166 Somewhat related:

While driving around running errands, I was behind a pickup truck with a bed toolbox, and on the toolbox was a sign that read, "NO SNIVELING"

Ah, Texas!

Posted by: logprof, now on Kindle!! at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (vsbNu)

167 Well. NOW the narrative is totally fucked up. Gay black racist?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (ConFs)

168 It's like that play-within-a-play in "Hamlet."

This blog is becoming a bit too cultured for me.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (WcIut)

169 96 FNC reporting that the perp's bullets were etched with the names of the SC church shooting victims. Perhaps this is why the "manifesto" hasn't been released.
Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 02:35 PM (P25Hh)

I'm no ballistics expert, but etching a bullet sounds very dangerous.

Couldnt the metal shavings or rough edges cause a horrific misfire?

I have a hard time believing someone took a dremel to a bullet, either.

But what do I know.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (AkOaV)

170 he had put the initials of the Charleston victims "on my hollow points."

Oh, I thought he was talking about his penis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (W5DcG)

171 Gay black racist?

You forgot bullied...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (hUdMz)

172 While driving around running errands, I was behind a pickup truck with a bed toolbox, and on the toolbox was a sign that read, "NO SNIVELING"

My band director in high school had a sign in his office:
#11 - Thou shalt not whine.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (kff5f)

173 I mean


No body had their money on gay black racist. Not all 3

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (ConFs)

174
Vester Flannigan will receive the appropriate burial service with the entire First Baptist Church congregation present to celebrate his great life, and how he was routinely discriminated against by the white devils who only seek to keep the black man down.

Posted by: Vester's momma at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (OiFtZ)

175 ***"But, America now having a lower rationality level than primitive people who are still burning "witches" at the stake..."***


I'd say Sir Bedivere's reasoning behind the witch burning in Monty Python's Holy Grail nears mathematical perfection compared to these imbeciles' ravings.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (Wckf4)

176 If y'all will read the link to ABC that someone put up, it says that
Ghey Black Guy stated in the 23-page manifesto that he faxed to ABC that
he had put the initials of the Charleston victims "on my hollow
points."


Look Poindexter, some of us are too busy making points to waste time reading "information" or "facts." Try to keep up.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (+lsX1)

177 "And further they have no power. They cannot hurt you over the computer. They cannot damage you or reach you. All they can do is make noise and hope you cave in. And if you do, they feel emboldened and double down. "

And blast out your home address and incite murderous mobs..Other than that........

Posted by: Winston Smith at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (Spluw)

178 Twitter is the Tourettes of the internet.

Don't talk shit about Total.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (ktt8p)

179 Some moron on teevee talking himself in circles about how this totes wasn't a hate crime.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (HstNY)

180 "Shut the f*** up, Dummies."

You're on to something there. There's no point in trying to reason with an SJW using rational argument, because they're immune to facts or intelligence. And there's no point in apologizing, because they just claim victory and demand more.

The only way to deal with SJWs is to fight back and tell them to shut the fvck up.

Or pitch them forcefully out of your press conference...

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (iIzG7)

181 Delilah Sinclair

It's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (DLu2s)

182 I'd say Sir Bedivere's reasoning behind the witch burning in Monty Python's Holy Grail nears mathematical perfection compared to these imbeciles' ravings.

This.

At least he had logic you could follow. It was *wrong* but you could follow it and it was internally consistent.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (kff5f)

183 So. A few people in the Twitter universe are offended.

Are you really concerned about the opinions of Delilah Sinclair and Dennis S. Middleton?


Posted by: Hepcat at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (IeR2g)

184 If y'all will read the link to ABC that someone put
up, it says that Ghey Black Guy stated in the 23-page manifesto that he
faxed to ABC that he had put the initials of the Charleston victims "on
my hollow points."

Posted by: Country Singer


Can someone explain to me how killing a reporter and cameraman who had abso-fvcking-lutely nothing to do with the Charleston church shooting is in any way vengeance for that sicko's rampage?

And I don't mean the bonkers SJW explanation, either.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (/Ho8c)

185 OMG Amy Pehler just died.

R.I.P. I liked Parks and Rec.






























Just kidding.

Posted by: logprof beating a dead horse at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (vsbNu)

186 re todays shooting by a nut - because/excuse charleston shooting by another nut.
so we allow to nutcases obviously mentally ill to decide the conversation/attempt of determination of everyone else losing a constitutional right?

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

187 Some moron on teevee talking himself in circles about how this totes wasn't a hate crime.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 26, 2015 02:52 PM (HstNY)


I would have to agree, since there is no such thing as a "hate crime".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (MYSVz)

188 There is no rational co-existence possible with crit theory casualties like these twits. Their sensitivities know no bounds - even those of common sense - and they assume the right to coerce everyone to their lunatic standards. Thanks, colleges, for burdening our society with this horde of self-righteous bone-ignorant totalitarian scolds. Ironically for Marcuse et al I'm not even sure these sheep are smart enough to man the lower posts of the Animal Farm. But then again crit theory was always about destruction anyway.

Aggressive, unapologetic cultural counter-insurgency is required to contain these idiots. But like immigration, before we can mop up the mess we first need to turn off the water. If I may steal more ideas from Coulter, colleges and the student loan bubble should be a top level issue (and it's another that would have cross-party resonance ala Waiting for Superman). Unless and until the shabby fiction of college "education" in the era of crit theory is dragged into the light and flayed to death in the public square, for every one of these idiots we neutralize or deprogram we'll have 3 more to deal with every graduation day.

Immigration and educational indoctrination are arguably the two greatest sources of Left/Prog voters. Cap those wells or we're doomed to either drown or Balkanize.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at August 26, 2015 02:54 PM (Sytvi)

189 OMG Amy Pehler just died.

Suicide pact with Buzzion. So sad.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 26, 2015 02:54 PM (9krrF)

190 Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:50 PM (AkOaV)

I would think the rifling would screw up any writing on the bullets. Perhaps they mean he scratched the initials on the brass cartridge cases?*


*This is in the event that this tidbit of info is accurate, which chances are it isn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 26, 2015 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

191 Madison Ivy OTOH...

http://tinyurl.com/nopln7m

NSFW

ahem

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (NpXoL)

192 Haters gotta hate. Even if they talk like a fag and their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (xa0DK)

193 I would have to agree, since there is no such thing as a "hate crime".

If what they say is in His manifesto, He indeed said he hated Whites... Of course I agree all crimes like this are hate crimes. They're just not ruled as such if it is Black on White...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (hUdMz)

194
I outlasted the fag Vester Flannigan.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (OiFtZ)

195 RWC: He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work. --He says he has been attacked by black men and white females. --He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man

Which is why he also tried to kill someone he never met or knew. Kinda blows the oppressed victim story out of the water right there.

We think that the MFM will find a way to ignore that.

Posted by: black woman and Indian guy whose businesses were looted and destroyed at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (Spluw)

196 At least he had logic you could follow. It was *wrong* but you could follow it and it was internally consistent.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale


I'm beginning to learn that logic is considered White Privilege or something.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (/Ho8c)

197 Somehow I knew Hollow point was to blame

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM (ConFs)

198 Some excerpts from shooter's manifesto.

- pushed over the edge by church shooting and bought a gun two days later

- He is continually the victim of racial and sexual (!) harassment

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM (XUKZU)

199 Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

This is why I've been pushing back on "nut" so hard today. He's not a "nut." He's evil. An evil man did an evil thing because he's evil.

If he's "a nut" or "mentally ill" or whatever, then what he did isn't his fault. If it's not his fault, then gun control activists are right- we have to vastly restrict, if not outright ban, gun ownership, because mentally ill people might use them in bad ways - and they can't be held accountable or expected to do better because they're mentally ill.

If he's evil, then he's evil and no further explanation is necessary.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)

200 so will this be classified as a "hate crime" by the FBI?

haha, of course not.

They need to keep their numbers up. They need to show that only white men are capable of "hate crimes" which is an entire list of laws which are exclusively used against white men.

But yeah, equality under the law was totes lame anyways.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM (AkOaV)

201 - he is gay.

- has trouble with white women and black men

- God told him to do this

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM (XUKZU)

202 OK, close enough to the O/T threshold (that which it is). Is Anna Puma out there, or has she secluded herself in the Chamber of Authorial Excellence?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (9krrF)

203 Qoheleth: "The only way to deal with SJWs is to fight back and tell them to shut the fvck up."

Exactly. They aren't looking for reason. They are looking for submission. Their mission is to push. They will not take "Yes" for an answer. They insist upon conflict. It's their raison d'être.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (1CroS)

204 you know what's always a weird experience to me.
seeing a killers childhood photo , where they are just a cute kid.
so we have two mentally screwed up individuals killers spun up about the propaganda of the left, enough to kill others.

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

205 When I saw Norm MacDonald last month, he talked about the same thing Bill Burr was on Conan. How he's an older guy and can't just instantly change gears on this stuff. Paraphrasing, but I think he pointed out it was kinda dickish of people to expect adults to instantly change their worldview, just because you decided they need to.

I think it was Norm. Maybe it was in Burr's last special. No, think it was Norm.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (kZVsz)

206 Yay, I got my desktop Kindle to work. I can start reading Golden Isis . . . but I may save it for my next trip by air.

Posted by: logprof, no Amazonian at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (vsbNu)

207 201 - he is gay.

- has trouble with white women and black men

- God told him to do this
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 26, 2015 02:56 PM

Well as long as He didn't have a Confederate flag...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:57 PM (hUdMz)

208 I think he just used a sharpie to put initials on the casings. Not like he etched the actual bullets.

Posted by: wooga at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (AACYf)

209 Also, Amy Poehler personally killed that Dinosaur that Steven Spielberg was posing with.

Posted by: Garrett at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (BCfwt)

210 174

Vester Flannigan will receive the appropriate burial service with
the entire First Baptist Church congregation present to celebrate his
great life, and how he was routinely discriminated against by the white
devils who only seek to keep the black man down.


Posted by: Vester's momma at August 26, 2015 02:51 PM (OiFtZ)

I doubt it. He was a Jehovah Witness and said he had talked to Jehovah about the shooting. Sounds legit to me

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)

211 @197

No one ever.....is to blame.

Posted by: Howard Jones at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (xa0DK)

212 Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (/Ho8c)

He wanted his murders to be seen as bigger than petty raging revenge that others succeeded where he failed.

His grandiosity is half the reason that others succeeding was unbearable. So he strapped his personal grievance onto something bigger, like the message "ambush murder sprees are wrong". Oh , oops. "Race based killing as are wrong"..oops again.

Posted by: SarahW at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (3fTXW)

213 Ace, I am confused. Am I expected to know anything about Rap and Texting? I thought Math and Rap/Hip-Hop would not be asked on this test. You Lied To Us!!!

Posted by: Al Gore at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (oDCMR)

214 Aaron Burr was on Conan?

Posted by: Daybrother at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (DTPIl)

215 I would think the rifling would screw up any writing on the bullets. Perhaps they mean he scratched the initials on the brass cartridge cases?*


*This is in the event that this tidbit of info is accurate, which chances are it isn't.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 26, 2015 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

Yeah, I'm leaning towards "not true" just because it sounds so stupid. But I suppose it could be true.

I just would not risk a gun blowing up in my hand because I decided to modify my bullets with a dremel.

That being said, I also wouldnt shoot people on live TV or no apparent reason either, so... who knows what was going through this racists head?

Also, since Palin was blamed for the Arizona shooting, is it fair to blame Obama for this one? I mean, after all, he and Eric Holder have been stoking racial hatred allll the way back to the "if I had a son, he'd look like trayvon" and even the "obviously the police acted stupidly" in his early days in DC (which led to the infamous beer summit)

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (AkOaV)

216 161
Blue Ivy?



About as good as naming Your Kid North West...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (hUdMz)

*sighs*

Posted by: Apple Paltro at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (Vf5rR)

217 The only way to deal with SJWs is to fight back and tell them to shut the fvck up.

Or pitch them forcefully out of your press conference...



"And" not "or".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (k+zgr)

218 Of course. If the fake joke was about R.Kelly peeing on a Palin kid.......totes funneh, you guys.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (xa0DK)

219 It's well past time for sensible gay black racist control.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (VndSC)

220 Common Sense Regulation!

Posted by: Josh Earnest at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (HstNY)

221 No one ever.....is to blame.
Posted by: Howard Jones
-----------------------
Things can only get better...

Posted by: Chi at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (bvz/P)

222 R Kelly's in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Posted by: Stan Darsh at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (yn6XZ)

223 And I don't mean the bonkers SJW explanation, either.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM


Umm...that's pretty much the only possible one. Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (AqaiB)

224 So if it was revenge for the church shootings, why pick on some small potatoes news people and an innocent elderly woman?Why not try to take out a cop or something?

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (hUdMz)

225 208 I think he just used a sharpie to put initials on the casings. Not like he etched the actual bullets.
Posted by: wooga at August 26, 2015 02:58 PM (AACYf)

oh. that I could believe. But that would come off when the gun fired, no?

Oh, who gives a shit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (AkOaV)

226 If what they say is in His manifesto, He indeed said he hated Whites... Of course I agree all crimes like this are hate crimes. They're just not ruled as such if it is Black on White...

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (hUdMz)


All crimes are just crimes. The "hate crime" bullshit is insane. Does it make any difference if someone is murdered because of some generalized hate or because some psychopath just felt like taking someone out? It doesn't matter. Murder is murder. And murderers should all fry - or meet their ends in, at least, as painful and terrifying a way as they forced on their victims. There is no need for any bullshit "enhancement" in the case of murder one.

It's best to never allow anyone to attach the "hate crime" label to anything. Crime is crime. People are allowed to hate - its' a right - but they are not allowed to commit crimes, no matter what their ultimate motivation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (MYSVz)

227 224 So if it was revenge for the church shootings, why pick on some small potatoes news people and an innocent elderly woman?Why not try to take out a cop or something?
Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (hUdMz)

or a white church?

Heh. probably because he knew white churches in rural VA are full of gun totin' rednecks.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (AkOaV)

228 About as good as naming Your Kid North West...



Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 02:49 PM (hUdMz)

*sighs*


Posted by: Apple Paltro at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM


Word.

Posted by: Chanda Lear at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (AqaiB)

229 OT but Ashley Madison's slogan is "Life is short. Have an affair."

Yesterday Jay Mohr countered and brought up a great Chris Rock line: "If you get caught cheating, life is loooooooong!"

Posted by: logprof, no Amazonian at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (vsbNu)

230 Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.

It's your body, your body,
Is a portapotty,
When I pee I kick,
I'm gonna do karate on your body,
I'm want to pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Yes I do I pee on you,
I ssss on you, ssss on you,

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (fWAjv)

231 >>- He is continually the victim of racial and sexual (!) harassment



Let's pull up AtC's favorite Onion Piece for this one.

Posted by: Garrett at August 26, 2015 03:01 PM (BCfwt)

232 Yes, and Mohr is refusing to say the name of the VA shooter. That's the attitude I like.

Posted by: logprof, no Amazonian at August 26, 2015 03:02 PM (vsbNu)

233 So if it was revenge for the church shootings, why pick on some small potatoes news people and an innocent elderly woman?Why not try to take out a cop or something?


#TooDangerous

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 03:02 PM (k+zgr)

234 Any idea who the Black Murderer of the Two Whites voted for? I'm thinking Republican Romney Stooge cuz guns and cis-normative behavior.

Posted by: Chris Mathews at August 26, 2015 03:02 PM (oDCMR)

235 Also, since Palin was blamed for the Arizona shooting, is it fair to blame Obama for this one?


Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 02:59 PM (AkOaV)


There you go again...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 26, 2015 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

236 we're going to have another generation or two of SJW bullshit because the humanities are increasingly female - there's very little countervailing movement

young men avoid them, which means the profession will continue to skew female, like nursing, but without stem discipline

good luck with that

Posted by: Feh at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (QgQTt)

237 Is there something wrong w/ weaslezipper today? Page hasn't been updated since last night.

Posted by: cajun caret at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (UZQM8)

238 I don't believe in "hate" crime designation .... Just think If You murder someone like this on purpose It's not exactly a love crime..

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (hUdMz)

239 hey, the perp(s) who shot and killed the two cops in NYC some weeks ago: Did NYC's strict gun control regs make an exception for them?

Posted by: mallfly at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (qSIlh)

240 mynewhandle: "I just would not risk a gun blowing up in my hand because I decided to modify my bullets with a dremel."

Some people aren't very bright. Have you been out in public?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (1CroS)

241 237 Is there something wrong w/ weaslezipper today? Page hasn't been updated since last night.

Posted by: cajun caret at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (UZQM

Working fine for me.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:04 PM (fWAjv)

242 I belieeeeeeve

I can piss!!

Posted by: R. Kelly at August 26, 2015 03:04 PM (vsbNu)

243 Some people aren't very bright. Have you been out in public?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (1CroS)

Rarely, and usually only under the cover of dark.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:04 PM (AkOaV)

244 Amy Poehler is a hardcore Leftist like her best pal Tina Fey.

Let her choke on it.

I love Left-on-Left violence.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 26, 2015 03:04 PM (7ObY1)

245 The Confederate Battle Flag claims three more victims.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (evdj2)

246 Racists Are Now On Notice: We Keel You!

Posted by: Gawker Terrorist, On A Stick at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (yn6XZ)

247 241 237 Is there something wrong w/ weaslezipper today? Page hasn't been updated since last night.

Posted by: cajun caret at August 26, 2015 03:03 PM (UZQM

Clear your cache like it's 1999 and you should be fine.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (AkOaV)

248 Piss on a girl?


Pffft, I pissed on national TV!

Posted by: Nick Novak at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (vsbNu)

249 so the shooter was a black gay guy? fire up the pu-36 victim modulator

Posted by: Feh at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (QgQTt)

250 Heh. probably because he knew white churches in rural VA are full of gun totin' rednecks.

Do they carry their guns into church?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (OSs/l)

251 Ok, I see the problem: the joke IS funny!

We can't have that. Not in Obama's America. Not in Jeb!'s America.

If this is Donald Trump's America, it's funny, but bad. And we should all be ashamed. For laughing. Out loud. At work.

Damn you, Donald Trump! Damn you to hell!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (TOk1P)

252 HA HA HA THAT JOKE WAS FUNNEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)

253 Did Terry Mcauliffe have any brochures that had targets on Roanoke?

Posted by: NYTimes Analysis at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (oDCMR)

254 Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders? Feh.

Posted by: logprof, now Amazonian at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (vsbNu)

255 He wrote it in his ramblings that he put the initials on the rounds.

He also said Jehovah told him to do it.

I don't think he did anything to the rounds.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (fWAjv)

256 Everytime there is blowback from a racial issue, it never fails that Dave Chappell had already spoofed it years ago. He was definitely way ahead of his time.

Google up youtube of Chappell R Kelly.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (kvhal)

257 bout as good as naming Your Kid North West...

If kids don't get direction, they go South pretty fast.

Posted by: Ima Dumbass at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (Spluw)

258 Any idea who the Black Murderer of the Two Whites voted for?


If he was a Tea Partier we would have heard by now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

259 People say life is short, but its the longest thing you do.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (39g3+)

260 Rarely, and usually only under the cover of dark.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:04 PM


They mostly come out after dark. Mostly. I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by: Newt, who's getting tired of explainging this shit to people at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (AqaiB)

261 Gay. Black. Racist.

Obviously a Tea Partier.

Posted by: The MFM at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (7ObY1)

262 Allen, i guess i get you on that.
yet why would mentally ill determine our rights in mass?

so if one person has an allergy to milk , milk is to be outlawed?

that might have been a little limp analogogy, but i see no reason that because there are ill people in the world that we all should have to also be thrown in as ill and killers.

not even mentally ill people are alike,
some are sad, some are delusional, some hear voices , some see things/people that aren't there (like these two)
but most are just profoundly sad.
evil? the act is certainly Evil no matter who does it.
innocent people killed because the other person feels justified because of extreme delusion and also encouraged by others with the same issue AND political power.

i could be all wet, but i'm going for the political left constant instilling of fear and anxiety and a srsly mentally ill shithead belieiving He/she may be g-d and take another unknown. or innocent persons life away for some settling 'justice'

Posted by: willow at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

263 249 so the shooter was a black gay guy? fire up the pu-36 victim modulator
Posted by: Feh at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (QgQTt)

My guess?

This will be classified as "workplace violence" and not "spree shooter" or "hate crime" because they have to continue with the lie that all hate crimes and spree shooters are white conservative extremists, who are way more dangerous then, say, muslim or black men.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (AkOaV)

264 >>214 Aaron Burr was on Conan?



He's probably schilling his autobiography: 'A Whoreson's Tale'.

Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (BCfwt)

265 Do they carry their guns into church?


Some do, I'm sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (k+zgr)

266 oh. that I could believe. But that would come off when the gun fired, no?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (AkOaV)


No. I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (MYSVz)

267 Chappelle's 'Piss On You'


http://tinyurl.com/onodwgd

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (fWAjv)

268 And we should all be grateful for black rap singers. Without them we would not even know that peeing on underaged girls was a thing.

Bless you Arrrh Kelly.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (TOk1P)

269 Better watch out for these aggrieved Sistahs on the Reading Edge book club. They will cut a bitch, or at least knock the books outta your hands.

[Racist] Wine train spokesman Sam Singer said employees had repeatedly asked the women to either quiet down or get off the train and accept a free bus ride back to their starting point.

http://tinyurl.com/p7n3pbj


Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (Vf5rR)

270 Posted by: Cruzinator at August 26, 2015 03:06 PM (kvhal)

...or just look at my post @38

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (AkOaV)

271
Bryce: "You want a race war? Then BRING IT ON!!"


I think the Dems GOTV gimmicks worked a little too well.

Posted by: CJ at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (9KqcB)

272 Oops.

Video.


http://tinyurl.com/q3z6cbl

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (fWAjv)

273 So if it was revenge for the church shootings, why pick on some small potatoes news people and an innocent elderly woman?Why not try to take out a cop or something?

Posted by: donna at August 26, 2015 03:00 PM (hUdMz)


Because they also represented the world that had rejected him. He had been of that world and in its inherent racism it had rejected him and his obvious talents and abilities as shown by the white man filing a complaint against him and getting him fired - a lowly camera man - while he, an ace reporter files a complaint with the government and the government - the man - finds his complaint invalid.

Then, to top it off, they replace him with a white woman, obviously a further insult to his race and to his sexual orientation. It is deliberate, they are all plotting to bring him down and have him destroyed.

He is not going to let these insults go unaddressed, he will strike at the heart of the evil, racist institution and directly at the two who have insulted him - the camera man that complained to HR and the white woman who thought she could replace him.


--How's that for following crazy logic? BTW, I worked in Wayne County criminal courts and that's just a taste of the nuttiness we'd hear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Aghast of Events at the Outrage Outlet! at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

274
Madison Ivy OTOH...

http://tinyurl.com/nopln7m

NSFW

ahem


Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2015 02:55 PM (NpXoL)

________________

I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (HSmrB)

275 No. I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (MYSVz)

Really?

Hmm... didn't know that was a thing.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (AkOaV)

276 Recursive stupidity is like a blackhole gateway to another doomed universe.

Posted by: Steven Hawking at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (UzPAd)

277 No. I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (MYSVz)

Thought I was the only one.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (Vf5rR)

278 I'm all for this Frankenstein monster coming back and biting these SJWs in the ass.

Poehler cut ads for Planned Parenthood, so she's about as low as a human can be. I'm glad she's being a called a racist.

Posted by: Coolio at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (ChfXC)

279 Vox Day's important new book "SJW's Always Lie" is out now on Amazon

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (LAliD)

280 You know of all the mass shooters and famous killings through the years in America... not one used a gun from a gun show and was an NRA member that I can recall. And that would be something the news would be sure to pounce on and scream to the high heavens, too. It wouldn't be difficult to find in a search.

Kind of funny.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (39g3+)

281 This sort of irrational stupidity is nothing new.

What's new is the ability to broadcast it everywhere at the speed of light.

Now we get the outliers in our face whether we like it or not.

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (MQEz6)

282 Rarely, and usually only under the cover of dark.

Posted by: mynewhandle
-----------------------
The freaks come out at night.
The freaks come out at niiiiight.

Posted by: Whodini at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (bvz/P)

283 Flanagan was a gay, black Jehovah's Witness who was (a) bullied by black men and white females, (b) ticked off about the church shooting, and (c) talked to God about what he planned to do?

Good luck with that. The Jehovah's Witnesses' stance on homosexuality is pretty harshly against tolerance. So why did he shoot a couple of reporters, and not a Kingdom Hall?

Why didn't he shoot up any of the black males who bullied him?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (iIzG7)

284 Guys, I think I found out the connection to the Charleston church shootings that he was avenging.

Now stick with me on this:

He was a former reporter in Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke television market is known as the "Roanoke/Lynchburg" market.
The "R/L" market stretches from Roanoke to Appomattox, County, VA.
Appomattox County is where the surrender of the Confederate forces took place to end the Civil War.
The stations in the R/L market did all kinds of stories about the end of the Civil War on location this past spring because it was the 150th anniversary of the war ending.
Seeing the Confederate battle flag on television caused him to get angry about the upcoming Charleston church shooting.

So, it was all the white man's fault.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (Z7G74)

285 254 Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders? Feh.
-------------------------------
I'm not liking this ad campaign of pretend Col Sanders. Col Sanders is a sainted soul. I met him twice. I find this campaign to be sacrilegious. His fried chicken still remains finger licking good.

Posted by: Outraged and Angry at August 26, 2015 03:10 PM (oDCMR)

286 This is all happening because Bush lied for eight years to all these people and now they just foubnd out and want him prosecuted. Bush also lied tou Presdent of Color , which is a crime, and should be held responsible. We supports Presdent Oblama's plan to undo what Bush did to hurt this Cuntry. We love our Black presdent and every citizen should loves the Presdent if they want to be a good citizen.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 26, 2015 03:10 PM (lNSdJ)

287 I sharpie my casings

Look that up in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2015 03:10 PM (W5DcG)

288 I'm reminded of Rik's People's Poet fantasy in the Young Ones.

The policeman says, "Ho, ho, ho, you gay black bastards! We're going to victimize you!" Sounds like this guy bought into it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2015 03:10 PM (E5UB0)

289 Do they carry their guns into church?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 03:05 PM (OSs/l)

I'd assume at least some do.

Or, at least I'd assume that's what a wanna-be spree killer would assume.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:11 PM (AkOaV)

290 Can someone explain to me how killing a reporter and cameraman who had abso-fvcking-lutely nothing to do with the Charleston church shooting is in any way vengeance for that sicko's rampage?And I don't mean the bonkers SJW explanation, either.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (/Ho8c)


-------------------------------------


One word: White.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (P25Hh)

291 Do they carry their guns into church?


It is known.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (evdj2)

292 272 Oops.

Video.


http://tinyurl.com/q3z6cbl
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:08 PM (fWAjv)



Can't look now. But does that link include the remix version as well?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)

293 Thank God Manhattan Network News doesn't hire black men.

Posted by: Obvious Management Technique at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (oDCMR)

294 277 No. I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (MYSVz)

Thought I was the only one.
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (Vf5rR)

And then the fight started.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (fWAjv)

295 "I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range."

I use a day-glo highliter on my ammo, because tracers are expensive.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (iIzG7)

296 >>> Vox Day's important new book "SJW's Always Lie" is out now on Amazon
Posted by: MAx


Does this have anything to do with actual VOX?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (E5UB0)

297 No. I sharpie my casings so I can identify them at the range.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:07 PM (MYSVz)

Thought I was the only one.
Posted by: rebel flounder


Y'all are lucky. Ranges around here state "If it hits the ground, it's theirs."

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (k+zgr)

298 So if it was revenge for the church shootings, why pick on some small potatoes news people and an innocent elderly woman?Why not try to take out a cop or something?

Cowardice and insanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (39g3+)

299 You do have to wonder how many times Amy Poehler has been part of a Millenial Moron Mob.

Posted by: Tiny Fey, I, Hypocrite at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (6gR7l)

300 Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)

This is the remix edition to the song about pissin'

mama rollin that body, got every man in here wishin'

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (AkOaV)

301 Can't look now. But does that link include the remix version as well?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)

Yep

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (fWAjv)

302 The policeman says, "Ho, ho, ho, you gay black bastards! We're going to victimize you!" Sounds like this guy bought into it.


Those weren't gay-baiting cops. They were gay-baiting department store Santas, who are even worse than cops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2015 03:14 PM (8ZskC)

303 286 Mary encapsulates every viewpoint I hear all day at work but her succinct and comprehensive summaries always make me smile

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:14 PM (LAliD)

304 From the Emily Littella school of joke interpretation, no doubt.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 26, 2015 03:14 PM (OZmbA)

305 So does this mean the rainbow flag is now offensive and will not be sold online by Amazon?

Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 26, 2015 03:14 PM (TULs6)

306 "Does this have anything to do with actual VOX?"

Vox and Vox Day are polar opposites. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Qoheleth, Sad Puppy at August 26, 2015 03:15 PM (iIzG7)

307 OT but important: Does anyone else thing the grateful dead remix of "big river" is better than the cash version?

or is that sacrilege to suggest?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:15 PM (AkOaV)

308 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2015 03:15 PM (erO8I)

309 Thought I was the only one.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:09 PM (Vf5rR)


A lot of people at my range reload, so it's easier for me and I don't have to worry about snagging someone else's cases. I also do different colors if I'm testing loads out.

You and I are considerate shooters

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:16 PM (MYSVz)

310 What's new is the ability to broadcast it everywhere at the speed of light.

Exactly, the mob creation isn't new either, that's always been around us. But now you can be a mob sitting on your ass eating cheetos and typing with one hand on your I-Pad. Its made the mob mentality easy and fast, so they gather quickly and disperse as quickly with sudden distractions.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:16 PM (39g3+)

311 "What a stupid time to be alive."

Beats the hell out of the alternative, though.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 26, 2015 03:16 PM (iIzG7)

312 Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 26, 2015 02:53 PM (/Ho8c)

I don't think you can look for any logic from a person who does this. It made sense to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2015 03:16 PM (OSs/l)

313 Mary encapsulates every viewpoint I hear all day at work but her succinct and comprehensive summaries always make me smile
Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:14 PM (LAliD)

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....but its just the mouthbreathers that sully her good name.

Amiright???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

314
296 No, he's like the ANTI-Vox.
He's the one that burned down the Hugo's.Has amust-read everyday site.
http://tinyurl.com/2ezkb

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (LAliD)

315 Anybody ventured out to determine what the BLM camp is up to?

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (Vf5rR)

316 273 very persuasive

Posted by: Feh at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (QgQTt)

317 Anyone recall the "black man's cock" joke from the UK version of "The Office"?

Same thing: It was presented as a bad joke being told by a nitwit.

No one went insane back then.

Social media has made the world stupider.

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (erO8I)

318 Of course it's not funny, I'm fucking serious.

Posted by: R. Kelly at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (6gR7l)

319 306 Hahahaha yep

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (LAliD)

320 What a stupid time to be alive.

Oh, it can get worse.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

321 What a stupid time to be alive.

I fear for the rest of my life, this is going to be appropriate for every situation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (39g3+)

322 My range is very cool about a lot of things. Rapid fire, drawing from holster, bringing my own ammo; all are okay with my range and I pay $150 a year.

Unfortunately I think saving my brass would be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 26, 2015 03:18 PM (CGjum)

323 What a stupid time to be alive.

Stealing that as a splash line for if I ever finish work on DUMBASS! The Musical, my magnum opiate on life in the 21st century to date.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 26, 2015 03:18 PM (9krrF)

324 The 79 Disco flavored 'Big Rivers' are my favorite versions.


Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at August 26, 2015 03:18 PM (BCfwt)

325 315 Anybody ventured out to determine what the BLM camp is up to?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 26, 2015 03:17 PM (Vf5rR)

no but black twitter is being fairly quiet for once.

surprisingly.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:18 PM (AkOaV)

326 320 What a stupid time to be alive.

And it only cost us $9Trillion of debt to pull it off! I'm thinking Anarchy would be cheaper and probably provide a better result.

Posted by: Obvious Management Technique at August 26, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR)

327 no but black twitter is being fairly quiet for once.

Posted by: mynewhandle

----

There's a black twitter?

Have they finally gotten their own drinking fountains, too?

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2015 03:20 PM (erO8I)

328 no but black twitter is being fairly quiet for once.

surprisingly.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 26, 2015 03:18 PM (AkOaV)

-----


Just remembers boys and girls.

Gay reporters have gunned down more people than all the angry teapartiers combined.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

329 I'd be happy with making America so-so again.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at August 26, 2015 03:20 PM (WjXce)

330
322 That's why I'm going out in the desert.
Hell no I ain't gonna leave $120 worth of brass casings on the ground after a day of blasting.

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:20 PM (LAliD)

331 Anytime the left gets bitten back by it's own creations of stupidity is a good thing.

Sure it's stupid, sure it's scary, sure it's misplaced but even so the object of the stupidity is responsible for some stupid stuff themselves so it evens out.

Maybe they'll think before they keep inventing ways for people to act stupid and think stupidly.





Naaaaahhhh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 26, 2015 03:21 PM (x3GpS)

332 His fried chicken still remains finger licking good.

Posted by: Outraged and Angry at August 26, 2015 03:10 PM (oDCMR)

Racist!

Posted by: Zombie Vester - Social Justice Wanker at August 26, 2015 03:21 PM (hRytD)

333 Amy Poehler and Twitter.



What are two things I couldn't give a rat's gaping sphincter about, Alex?


Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 26, 2015 03:21 PM (vgIRn)

334 #blackpeematters

Posted by: Juan Moore at August 26, 2015 03:21 PM (i0aWW)

335 The Flanagan manifesto

https://youtu.be/zGBw8jS3sMw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (W5DcG)

336 328 Just remembers boys and girls.

Gay reporters have gunned down more people than all the angry teapartiers combined.
---------------------
True, but Gay reporters don't spit on others unless its someone they love.

Posted by: Obvious Management Technique at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (oDCMR)

337 Gay reporters have gunned down more people than all the angry teapartiers combined.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2015 03:20 PM (8XRCm)


Before I went to lunch he was a 39 year old creepy dude, hitting on the 22 year old chick. Now he's gay?

What happened? I thought they had to be in prison for a while for that to kick in.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (TOk1P)

338 Y'all are lucky. Ranges around here state "If it hits the ground, it's theirs."

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (k+zgr)


Damn! That's just barbaric.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (MYSVz)

339 Blitter?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (2cS/G)

340 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2015 03:23 PM (k+zgr)

341 And it only cost us $9Trillion of debt to pull it off! I'm thinking Anarchy would be cheaper and probably provide a better result.


For $9T I could have arranged for every American to live like a king in luxurious gold-plated luxury of the most classy and luxurious kind.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 26, 2015 03:23 PM (8ZskC)

342
332 That's why I feel sorry for Jeb Bush. After he finishes his KFC does he lick the white fingers or the black ones first???
At least he isn't a "clown candidate".

Posted by: MAx at August 26, 2015 03:23 PM (LAliD)

343 >>338 Y'all are lucky. Ranges around here state "If it hits the ground, it's theirs."



Bring a Drop Cloth.

Posted by: Garrett at August 26, 2015 03:24 PM (BCfwt)

344 Before I went to lunch he was a 39 year old creepy dude, hitting on the 22 year old chick. Now he's gay?

What happened? I thought they had to be in prison for a while for that to kick in.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (TOk1P)

-----

Its in his manifesto.....

"He says has suffered racial discrimination, sexual harassment and bullying at work
He says he has been attacked by black men and white females
He talks about how he was attacked for being a gay, black man"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2015 03:24 PM (8XRCm)

345 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 26, 2015 03:24 PM (q+zA9)

346 Blitter?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 26, 2015 03:22 PM (2cS/G)


That takes me back to my old Amiga days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 26, 2015 03:24 PM (MYSVz)

347 Social media has made the world stupider.
Posted by: RKae

Yep, an actual mob took some energy but now these lazy POS can just phone in their mob.

I will say though that people overstate the Twitter universe and its importance. A bunch of people typing exclamation points on a tweet is not much more than someone yelling at a brick wall.

Posted by: Coolio at August 26, 2015 03:25 PM (ChfXC)

348 Cowardice and insanity.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 26, 2015 03:13 PM (39g3+)


------------------------------------------


Cowardice, perhaps. But I'm not buying into the insanity or mentally ill bullshit anymore. He knew exactly what he was doing and knew that it was wrong. Same goes for all the other assholes out there that would love to shoot innocent people.

Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2015 03:25 PM (P25Hh)

349 Twitter is off limits. Attempt no landings here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2015 03:25 PM (JO9+V)

350 341 And it only cost us $9Trillion of debt to pull it off! I'm thinking Anarchy would be cheaper and probably provide a better result.


For $9T I could have arranged for every American to live like a king in luxurious gold-plated luxury of the most classy and luxurious kind.
--------------------
I'm getting horny for a $9Trillion Trump wall across our border. Hopefully it will employ a lot of neon lighting spelling out Fuck You. I'd happily pay for that cuz stimulus.

Posted by: Obvious Management Technique at August 26, 2015 03:25 PM (oDCMR)

351 Black Lives Matter organizers hold rally in D.C. for black trans women


http://tinyurl.com/np9olte


And NONE of you all are invited!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 26, 2015 03:26 PM (fWAjv)

352 Black Lives Matter organizers hold rally in D.C. for black trans women

Million......man(?) march? That'll bring out the A-list.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2015 03:31 PM (Spluw)

353
Burr was good on Jenner. Said, wish he had given us time to mourn or remember him. The SJW only want to celebrate.
Burr's right. Mourning isfor what is lost.Jenner is no longer the man who won the decathalon. That guy is gone and never coming back.A national hero -gone. Unarguable.
The SJW only want to celebrate the new Heroine - who has done nothing except put on some lipstick and a dress and get some superficial plastic surgery. Unarguable.
Its funny because we should be mourning the passing of a man even if the SJWwant to celebrate his plastic surgery, why deny the "man" a decent memorial?

Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2015 03:31 PM (5vV+V)

354 This whole thing could have been avoided if vespa had just written his letter, stuck his gun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. Guess none of the boolits had his name on them. Wait a minute. He couldn't settle on a name, could he? Wonder if he ever considered mohamad?

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2015 03:47 PM (go5uR)

355 Well, see, now you know why the Monty Python sketch never actually told the Killing Joke. Someone would have had a completely unrelated heart attack during the broadcast and the Python troupe would have been brought up on murder charges.

Posted by: stuiec at August 26, 2015 06:02 PM (eetvJ)

356 32:" 'fictitious joke' ... I'm not sure I get that concept. Is that like a parody of a joke? Or a joke of a parody?"

It's a joke wrapped in parody held securely in the protective arms of satire.

Posted by: Nicholas van Rijn at August 26, 2015 08:13 PM (7zrkK)

357 Ace, I just have to say something here. I've seen the word "morons" used in a not-good way several times on this blog in the past few days, where many of us proudly refer to ourselves as Morons and Moronettes.

I would suggest not using "moron" in a derogatory way around here. There are plenty of synonyms that would get the point across without making it seem like you might be insulting your own readers. Idiot. Imecile. Stupid motherfucker. Buck-toothed grinning inbred sub-literate. Dipshit.

I'm not personally offended or anything, but it just strikes me as bad form to use a term your followers wear as a badge of pride as an insult to people who deserve to be insulted.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at August 26, 2015 11:34 PM (wKc1L)

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