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Hot Chick Spends All Her Free Time Inventing New Ways to be Hot

She calls herself "SexyCyborg." A couple of months ago she got attention by designing an LED microskirt that lit up her legs.


Now she wonders about espionage. Calling herself a perfect "honeypot" (seems fair), she designs hot wedges* with lots of hidden space for tech/spy gear in their heels.

SexyCyborg goes Pentesting

It looks like she could reconfigure the space in the secret compartments to store a compact gun.

* I have no idea what to call women's shoes. Are these wedges? I dunno.


Posted by: Ace at 12:43 PM




Comments

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1 I remember the skirt.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 12:45 PM (LA7Cm)

2 It's the oldest profession......

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 24, 2015 12:45 PM (+YMhA)

3 "* I have no idea what to call women's shoes. Are these wedges? I dunno."


She has FEET?!

Posted by: horny moron at August 24, 2015 12:45 PM (RWGcK)

4 Hot chick needs to put a sammich in her shoes.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 12:45 PM (UzPAd)

5 Let's just say that nobody is paying her any attention for the contents of her brain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 24, 2015 12:46 PM (+YMhA)

6 I think those are platforms.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 12:46 PM (RWGcK)

7 I'd hit that.

Posted by: A Manatee at August 24, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

8 If all the anchor babies looked like that . . . well, I'd probably still be against it.

Posted by: bjk at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (x2rNW)

9 Wedgies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (W5DcG)

10 After a thorough search for weapons and surveillance gear, would definitely bang.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ojst)

11 Wait what is she talking about? I'm blind but I can hear.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (C891K)

12 "It looks like she could reconfigure the space in the secret compartments to store a compact gun."

She could probably fit a lot more than that in those secret compartments she had implanted on her chest.

Posted by: NotCoach at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (rsudF)

13 Anime girls are real!! Woot!!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (ry4ab)

14 I have no idea what to call women's shoes. Are these wedges? I dunno.

Posted by Ace at 12:43 PM Comments

-----

Mrs Fixer calls those "fuck me now, pay me later" shoes.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

15

Click on the link.

Those shoes are awesome.

(why didn't she get a pedicure before posing? dunno)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:49 PM (qCMvj)

16 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2015 12:49 PM (q+zA9)

17 Perfect wife material. If you are insane.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (xWW96)

18 She should put a phone speaker in her right shoe and a microphone pickup in her left shoe. Then you could conduct business while conducting other business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (8ZskC)

19 Well back in the days of cheap non-PC pulp stories...

I Was a Teeny-Bopper for the CIA
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nkv3mjr

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (gPuuk)

20 She also can be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

Posted by: brak at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (Tj+s6)

21
Elbows.

Too pointy.

Also..... if you looks closely next to the cleavage there's a tag that says "40 PSI MAX".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

22 Looks like giant tits on a Bangkok lady-boy, or whatever they call the tranies over there. No hips. No thanks. Hips are sexy.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (2oWD2)

23 I wonder how the SexyCyborg feels about bionics.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (UzPAd)

24 She'd never get a weapon past me.

Posted by: A Creepy TSA Guy at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

25 exdem13, she is the dangerous type of anime girl. She will 'dive' into you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (gPuuk)

26 >if we are ever to stop copying Western things

Personally I'd start with the plastic surgery you all get to look more Western.

Posted by: kartoffel at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (brkc3)

27 Needs a little more in the booty and leg department, but I wouldn't kick her out for leaving Ritz cracker crumbs on the sheets.

Posted by: Bo Schitt at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (cvoFU)

28

her added note/answers for Reddit questioners

Edit:
Normally I have to sort though about 50% identical replies to my posts on Reddit. For those flexing their fingers and getting ready to give me a hard time:

Yes, they are fake.
Yes, I feature them prominently and deliberately in everything I do.

No, most of my projects do not have all that much technical merit- they are 90% silicone and 10% silicon ;-)
No, if you point out the absolutely obvious no one will think you are insightful, edgy or cool. They will think you are 12.

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)

29 Wedges are like conventional heels only with the space filled in so they literally look like the kind of wedge you might put under a door to keep it from closing, right?

Platforms are when the whole thing is elevated off the floor by some significant measure.

Is that about right?

Also, hot girl is hot.

Posted by: Kensington at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (7Kbxu)

30 OK, so here's a question for the morons: Do those shoes (not the height of the heel and what it does to the leg, but the shoe design itself - thick soles, clunky designs, thick straps) appeal to you?

I think they're as ugly as shit. I've never understood why any woman who is trying to show off her body would wear shoes like that.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (RWGcK)

31 "Calling herself a perfect "honeypot"


She's Chinese. Wonder if she knows what that means.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)

32 I'm not sure what this post is about, Ace, but I like it.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (eEBON)

33 I hate the feel of bolt-on boobs.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)

34 Everyone knows that a compact gun required ammo, right?

And someone just dropped this alert in my inbox


http://tinyurl.com/p9jedpl

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (VPLuQ)

35 For those among you tempted to over-eat at lunch: imagine that LED skirt on the Hillarhoid.


You're welcome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 12:52 PM (aRgrb)

36 At work, not clicking ANY of those links.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

37 They're called "Ankle Breakers".

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (jsWA8)

38 Perfect wife material. If you are insane.
Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (xWW96)


she's wearing a gold ring

( and of course I thought One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. )

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (qCMvj)

39 That lit up skirt makes her junk look radioactive. Again, like a Bangkok lady-boy.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (2oWD2)

40 Butter face.

Posted by: navybrat at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (JgC5a)

41 Body is nicer than the face.

Oh what the hell, I'm at work but will click onto those for you BurtTC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (eeTCA)

42 Yay! Attention whore!

Just what the world needs.

Posted by: Jaws at August 24, 2015 12:53 PM (Jktp1)

43 Wait, running lights for chicks now?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (9krrF)

44 "So I got to thinking- if I had to do penetration testing on a corporate facility..."

Her own words (yes, believe it or not, I read the text. Perhaps I should say, I also read the text).

I'm wondering where the line forms up for penetration testing.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (iIzG7)

45 "* I have no idea what to call women's shoes. Are these wedges?



Pole shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (4dbPD)

46 She has shoes?

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (mf5HN)

47
OMG.... In image number five.... it looks like every single one of her toes has been broken in some weird industrial wrecking ball accident.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

48 I think those are platforms.

ISWYDT

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (DQZLr)

49 Plenty of room for a baby Glock in one of those shoes, and a couple mags in the other.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (kZVsz)

50 >>>That lit up skirt makes her junk look radioactive. Again, like a Bangkok lady-boy.<<<

On the bright side, that UV radiation may or may not kill parasites.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (UzPAd)

51 "OK, so here's a question for the morons: Do those shoes (not the height
of the heel and what it does to the leg, but the shoe design itself -
thick soles, clunky designs, thick straps) appeal to you?"

=========

I prefer a nice conventional pump on a girl myself, closed or open-toed.

That said, I'd fall into just about any honey trap I stumbled over.

Posted by: Kensington at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (7Kbxu)

52 Oh & f*cking Maxwell Smart was doing cool shit with his shoes before this girl was even a gleam in her daddys eyes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (eeTCA)

53 Granted, I am a hater, but honestly, she looks like boobs on two sticks with a butterface head attached. But whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (SEFXb)

54 Nothing wrong with of the links. SFW

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (LA7Cm)

55 47
OMG.... In image number five.... it looks like every single one of her toes has been broken in some weird industrial wrecking ball accident.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

She has toes?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (2Ojst)

56
Hot? Grotesque is more like it.
A caricature of a woman.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (uhftQ)

57 53 Granted, I am a hater, but honestly, she looks like boobs on two sticks with a butterface head attached. But whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (SEFXb)

Mee-YOW!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (2Ojst)

58 I am an expert at hiding things too!

Posted by: Caitlyn! at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (7RXcs)

59 She should have had LED's installed in her mommy bags too.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (wAQA5)

60 Well! I guess we know the PRC's backup cyberespionage plan!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (9krrF)

61 I think they're as ugly as shit. I've never understood why any woman who is trying to show off her body would wear shoes like that.
Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (RWGcK)


In this case, it's what's inside that counts.

James Elf Bond.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (qCMvj)

62 "Sexy Cyborg" is generic enough that Bing proves Rule 34, but mostly not this chick.

She should be more searchable. Or e-mail me directly.

(why didn't she get a pedicure before posing? dunno)

They showed toes in the pictures?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (JtwS4)

63 At work, not clicking ANY of those links.


Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

Don't watch the new Hitler reacts to Hugo Awards video till you're home.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (C891K)

64 Those are platform wedges. I like wedges, but I'd never wear platforms, since I'm 6'2" which is tall for a woman, which is what I am.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)

65 "I prefer a nice conventional pump on a girl myself..."

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 24, 2015 12:56 PM (iIzG7)

66 How many vibrators can you hide in the shoes

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2015 12:56 PM (DQZLr)

67 Links are safe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (n6Nt0)

68 OMG.... In image number five.... it looks like every single one of her toes has been broken in some weird industrial wrecking ball accident.


Pro tip ladies: If your toes are throwing gang signs, don't wear sandles.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (4dbPD)

69 Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

Do the Chinese still do foot binding? That would explain it.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (U8W/7)

70 I like wedges, platforms not as much.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (SEFXb)

71 I once got a derringer and 10 extra rounds past airport security and I didn't need a secret compartment in my shoe.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

72 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (kff5f)

73 She has beautiful hair.
But why does she dye the roots that dark brown color?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (VPLuQ)

74 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (kff5f)

75 OK, so here's a question for the morons: Do those shoes (not the height of the heel and what it does to the leg, but the shoe design itself - thick soles, clunky designs, thick straps) appeal to you?

________________________________________________

Don't ask me. I haven't even gotten my head around the notion of a woman wearing shoes...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (eEBON)

76 I saw this chick on reddit with the leg thing lighting up.


She is fairly glorious.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (q5APL)

77 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (SEFXb

I understand your point.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (n6Nt0)

78 OMG.... In image number five.... it looks like every single one of her toes has been broken in some weird industrial wrecking ball accident.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)


Yeah, she needs a pedi.

Maybe trial and error from previous research (kaboom!)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (qCMvj)

79 She has shoes?

Posted by: alexthechick


Thread Winner???

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (gPuuk)

80
I Was a Teeny-Bopper for the CIA
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nkv3mjr

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 12:50 PM (gPuuk)







*snort*

I used to have a refrigerator magnet with that book cover attached to the case of my work computer. I'd have to pull it when HR would come around.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (xcrCh)

81 30
OK, so here's a question for the morons: Do those shoes (not the height
of the heel and what it does to the leg, but the shoe design itself -
thick soles, clunky designs, thick straps) appeal to you?



I think they're as ugly as shit. I've never understood why any woman
who is trying to show off her body would wear shoes like that.
-----------------
Strippers wear 'em all the time for the same reason she does, they make short girls as tall or slightly taller than me. Note, stripper heels are not what I am looking at on a stripperiffic girl. Which is why her idea of platform spy-heels has some merit.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 12:59 PM (ry4ab)

82 I got a lot of wedgies when I was a kid.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 12:59 PM (7Kbxu)

83 "* I have no idea what to call women's shoes."

You call them shoes, you sexist pig. OUTRAGE!

Posted by: PRNDL at August 24, 2015 12:59 PM (2Ynt1)

84
She has shoes?

Posted by: alexthechick


lol

Yeah, I didn't really notice either.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 12:59 PM (/Ho8c)

85 Those are platform wedges. I like wedges, but I'd
never wear platforms, since I'm 6'2" which is tall for a woman, which is
what I am.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 12:56 PM (E5UB0)
LOL, you're into flats aren't you?

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 12:59 PM (C891K)

86 Good thing she has those huge fake tits, so no one will look at that cow face.


Nice "butter face"

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (0FSuD)

87 My, does that chick have huge...tracts of land.

Posted by: DangerGirl: Hardliner, Reactionary and All-Around Wackobird at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (wmyHK)

88 Pro tip ladies: If your toes are throwing gang signs, don't wear sandles.

Between that and Chique's comment my day is made!


I love you guys!

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (i7JE3)

89 I think someone is right- I think "she" is really a he.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (uhftQ)

90
mmmmmmm

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (q+zA9)

91 71 I once got a derringer and 10 extra rounds past airport security and I didn't need a secret compartment in my shoe.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2015 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

That was a Desert Eagle .50 with 4 spare mags and you know it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (fWAjv)

92 Ok, she looks prettier in the other pics.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (SEFXb)

93 She has FEET?!


Oh yeah.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (rwI+c)

94 I am an expert at hiding things too!

Posted by: Caitlyn!


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jame Gumb at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (NF2Bf)

95 Granted, I am a hater, but honestly, she looks like boobs on two sticks with a butterface head attached. But whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 12:55 PM (SEFXb)

----

Im with chique.

She looks like a blimp wrapped around a stop sign.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

96 So, ugly toe cleavage eh?

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (q+zA9)

97 Oh, good another narcissist- this one with a spy twist.

And yes, she's very sexy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (OSs/l)

98 Domo arigato, Misses Roboto!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (TYZLQ)

99 Compare and contrast?

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-stacey-ava/#21181

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (gPuuk)

100 Looks like she's had some big time enhancement, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:02 PM (OSs/l)

101 She is fairly glorious.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 24, 2015 12:58 PM (q5APL)

THIS explains why you like Trump. Low expectations.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 01:02 PM (0FSuD)

102 She looks like a blimp wrapped around a stop sign.


Oh, the HUMANITY!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

103 Saw picture.

Didn't read comments.

Those are the fucking ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

Class up, lady.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2015 01:02 PM (zF6Iw)

104 42
Yay! Attention whore!



Just what the world needs.
--------
She is much more appealing in all ways than all the attention whores at D.C., and probably more virtuous than half of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 01:02 PM (ry4ab)

105 I don't see anything wrong with her face. She's almost a little Hispanic looking.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:03 PM (LA7Cm)

106 It's good to see more women interested in the sciences.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 24, 2015 01:03 PM (AC0lD)

107 89 I think someone is right- I think "she" is really a he.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:00 PM (uhftQ)

Helluva tuck job if so.

http://tinyurl.com/pceevyg

(May not be SFW. Tiny string bikini.)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:03 PM (fWAjv)

108 Squirrel!!!!

Posted by: MSM at August 24, 2015 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

109 She has plenty of space to hide spy stuff in those fake boobs too.

Posted by: PJ at August 24, 2015 01:03 PM (cHuNI)

110 Are those boobs real?

They couldn't be real. No one that skinny has boobs like that.

She could, therefore, hide liquid explosives inside the bags on her chest!

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (jBuUi)

111 She obviously can't hide anything more obtrusive than a business card in that dress.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (gJyfA)

112

Too bad she didn't incorporate the toe triggered switchblade.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (qCMvj)

113 Ace, you really need to educate yourself.

I've always found this site to be incredibly useful:

http://shoes.about.com/od/glossaryofshoestyles/

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (E5UB0)

114
It's good to see more women interested in the sciences.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel


bwaaahahahaahahaa

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (/Ho8c)

115 She exercises, eats right, and throws up after every meal...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (uhftQ)

116 I think you need a pallet of 9mm, VIA.

In all seriousness though, Freedom runs free shipping deals a couple times a year if you don't actually feel like buying 100k rounds at once.

Even the 5% off deals usually offset the shipping cost. That's when I try to buy.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (kZVsz)

117 Is there a such a thing as foot reduction surgery? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (E5UB0)

118 I don't see anything wrong with her face. She's almost a little Hispanic looking.


Aye, yay yay yay yay yay!. Arriba!!!!

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

119 Sort of Kardashian famous for getting her pictures viewed. Yeah, the spy tools stuff is different, but it's just her hook.
But whatevs, this is what all the kidz do nowadays, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

120 Look guys, I am a proud hater, but I also grew up on the dark continent and where I'm from, people don't find super skinny attractive at all. But in East Asia, I do know that they like chicks to be extremely waif-like.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:05 PM (SEFXb)

121 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (gPuuk)

neither really trip my trigger.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 01:05 PM (n6Nt0)

122 117 Is there a such a thing as foot reduction surgery? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (E5UB0)

Bruce, honey, it's not that long.

Posted by: Kris Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:05 PM (2Ojst)

123 This is just the best part ( I mean, besides the photos):
"Yes, they are fake.
Yes, I feature them prominently and deliberately in everything I do."

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2015 01:05 PM (ZvKdv)

124 Hate hate hate hate fake boobs.

Posted by: Warden at August 24, 2015 01:06 PM (wHAYQ)

125 First good reason to visit China that I've seen since Gong Li....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2015 01:06 PM (eOOUC)

126
I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 24, 2015 01:06 PM (HSmrB)

127 Posted by: chique d'afrique

While her obviously-fake rack is nice, the boyish physique isn't my thing.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 01:06 PM (/Ho8c)

128 Are those boobs real?

They couldn't be real. No one that skinny has boobs like that.

She could, therefore, hide liquid explosives inside the bags on her chest!

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2015 01:04 PM (jBuUi)

artisanal 'ette at 28 posted some of her answers from Reddit. They are 100 percent silicone.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (fWAjv)

129 I'm not a hater. I'm just grossed out by a skeleton with implants.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (uhftQ)

130 OK, one of her posts is about a 3D body scan and 3D printed model of herself.

https://___ur.com/a/hj07m

Definitely not a boy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (JtwS4)

131 Oh, the HUMANITY!!!
Posted by: Cicero

_______________________________________

Oh, the HUGE MAMMARIES!!!

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (eEBON)

132 "May not be SFW. Tiny string bikini."


I was already checking that out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)

133 It amazes me that women wear some of the shoes they do. I was in the market the other day and one of the store managers looked like she was wearing about six inch heels, She was very tall so with the heels, she looked like she was 6-2 When you work in a supermarket-even if you're a manager you move around a lot. I've seen her before on the store floor. I don't how she does it those heels.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (OSs/l)

134 Since she admits she has had boob work, for you Morons when you squeeze worry.

Is she a Fem-bot or Aphrodite X?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (gPuuk)

135 Platform wedge sandals.

Posted by: SarahW at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (3fTXW)

136 99
Compare and contrast?

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Stacey is five foot two (no eyes of blue) and wears platform heels to help make up the difference. She is definitely a candidate for Cyber Spy Heels.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (ry4ab)

137 The best posts start with bewbs and go down from there.
Not sure Y.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (JUGfw)

138 Dude looks like a lady.

Posted by: Chi at August 24, 2015 01:08 PM (3uV3Z)

139 Hmmm. Steyn hosting for Rush and just said Rick Wilson wants to come on the show to soar with Steyn.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:08 PM (SEFXb)

140 "Shoes" must be a new Moron euphemism for "really big boobehs."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:08 PM (kff5f)

141
They are called "come here I wanna fk ya" shoes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (iQIUe)

142 Spar, not soar.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (SEFXb)

143 And if a guy had come up with any of her ideas, he'd get a big whoop-de-fucking-do.

Like a sexism of low expectations or something.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (kZVsz)

144 Aw don't get me started on women's shoes again. Its like a sickness.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)

145 Okay so I, in violation of the Moron Way, went and read the post.

It's interesting in and of itself but what I found most interesting YES I READ THE WORDS ON THE PAGE SHEESH PEOPLE is that she is very much hey I don't know things but I want to learn and now I know enough to ask the right questions.

She has a great line about how if you can follow a recipe then you can learn coding or anything else technical. Yes, it's all girl power but it's also hey if you can learn that other thing then you can learn this thing too. Good on her.

Oh and those shoes? She 3D printed them herself.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

146 How about Bai Bai Ling?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p4guj9a

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (gPuuk)

147 Ladyboy. You guys are drooling over a ladyboy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (uhftQ)

148 Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.

Top. Men

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (MNMZO)

149
pfft.

Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (9mTYi)

150 yes, those are wedges

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (0O7c5)

151

Here's the model I made for 3D printing. I'm sticking with TinkerCAD just to annoy all the CAD snobs who keep commenting on it

She's hilarious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (qCMvj)

152 Look guys, I am a proud hater, but I also grew up on the dark continent and where I'm from, people don't find super skinny attractive at all. But in East Asia, I do know that they like chicks to be extremely waif-like.


Hearing the word "Yes" is sexy. Sure as hell beats hearing "No".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (4dbPD)

153 Seems like a lot of work just to get put on a TSA Hand Rape list.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (ZCFje)

154 Eh, that must be the thing.

I was in Las Vegas a couple of months ago, and practically every gal between the ages of 15-40 (and above)

wore similar shoes either wedges or platforms or spike heels all with ginormous liftage

And frankly, on most girls they look awesome with the short blousey dress that is also the fashion.

Who knew there were so many honeypots in Vegas?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (0cMkb)

155 Pixy ate the link.

http://bit.ly/1Eegagq


First pic, if enlarged, is borderline nsfwish.

Which is why I bring it to you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)

156 So she's a self made woman?

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (C891K)

157 And they were skinny, skinny 6 inch heels heels. That looks like it would be even worse to wear than wedgies-not that I've ever worn either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (OSs/l)

158 So, fake but spectacular?

Also, this comment wins:

20 >>
She also can be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

Posted by : brak

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (gyKtp)

159 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (gPuuk)

Hai, hai, Ling!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (kff5f)

160 She 3D printed them herself.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

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Triple D's.???

They're big .... but c'mon.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

161

Obligatory denim overalls work-clothes shot for the boys. You know the world is a strange place when fan-service is overalls and the slutty mini-dress is "meh".

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (qCMvj)

162 She may not be a hooker.

But she's wearing a hookers on-duty uniform.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (VPLuQ)

163 *Still laughing at the 'toes throwing up gang signs' jab*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (zyIlW)

164
Well, this sucks. Molly's tumor is invasive and they dont know if she will survive the surgery.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe)

165 148
Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.



Top. Men
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Yeah, that will end well...for the Steynerator.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (ry4ab)

166 what if she's a guy? you never know these days

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (0O7c5)

167 " Ladyboy"

She's wearing just about the smallest thing that you could call a bikini. No man parts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (LA7Cm)

168 Yes, it's all girl power but it's also hey if you can learn that other thing then you can learn this thing too. Good on her.

In the LED skirt story she does all sorts of soldering and assembly and actual making things stuff.

Which I like.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (JtwS4)

169 Poor girl. She's just craving attention. LOOK AT ME, DADDY!

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (P25Hh)

170

She sounds cool.
No hating here.

afk for a while

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (qCMvj)

171 145

I don't understand. I don't see words written anywhere on that outfit. Not sure where you're getting this "post" you read.

Posted by: joe at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

172 I was already checking that out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)

Pool party pics leave no doubt there is no tuck.

(same bikini, different angles.)

http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)

173 I would like the shoes better if they were simply wedges instead of platforms.

And that is one ugly dress. But it does accomplish its mission.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (SEFXb)

174 I see no Adam's apple.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (C891K)

175 Who knew there were so many honeypots in Vegas?




Convention-goers?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (4dbPD)

176 No man parts.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (LA7Cm)

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Any body check for SCARS?????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (8XRCm)

177 Poor girl. She's just craving attention. LOOK AT ME, DADDY!

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (P25Hh)


It ain't her daddy looking at her.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)

178 31 "Calling herself a perfect "honeypot"

She's Chinese. Wonder if she knows what that means.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)

- I know what it means; she's right

Posted by: the Butcher at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (fUjxW)

179 Ad here's another question. How does she just not completely pop out of her dress?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (OSs/l)

180
" But in East Asia, I do know that they like chicks to be extremely waif-like."

Ewww. Keep those sickosaway from the elementary schools...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (m3iiU)

181 what if she's a guy? you never know these days

No. You usually know, unless you're Danny Bonaduce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

182 She's pretty typical of the girls who hang around my patent attorney's office.

Posted by: jwest at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (P/xrJ)

183
Who knew there were so many honeypots in Vegas?





Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:10 PM (0cMkb)

Every Air Force pilot ever?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 01:13 PM (OiH3z)

184
Good for her.

And I would except the ring indicates she is married. Oh I mean if I was single.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:14 PM (ODxAs)

185 Reminds me of Valeria Lukyanova.... except with more meat on her.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:14 PM (fWAjv)

186 Pool party pics leave no doubt there is no tuck.


(same bikini, different angles.)


http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp\
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)

Thank you for your empirical analysis and making the data open to the public.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:14 PM (C891K)

187
"She's wearing just about the smallest thing that you could call a bikini. No man parts."

Photoshop

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:14 PM (m3iiU)

188 Fenelonspoke, she has a digital tensiometer with Wi-Fi built into the dress top that reports to her implants ever five seconds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (gPuuk)

189 Ace, thanks for bringing this threat to our attention. America is now on alert! Since we are all very busy selling stocks, I volunteer to personally monitor her actions from this point forward.

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (TxJGV)

190 She has shoes?

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 12:54 PM (mf5HN)

Of course she does. They're those things she wears on her feet that keep hitting me in the ears.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (OiH3z)

191 Those aren't boobs, they're blister fairings. I think that chick is a walking talking mobile communications complex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

192 Who's the lucky guy who got to take the photo......

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (C891K)

193 Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.
===========
And how long do we get to wait until he changes the subject and starts making personal attacks?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2015 01:16 PM (ZvKdv)

194 146
How about Bai Bai Ling?

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Name "BaiBai Ling" + body/appearance SexyCyborg = Next Bond Girl

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 01:16 PM (ry4ab)

195
"No. You usually know, unless you're Danny Bonaduce"

The ones with female sounding voices are the exception.
If the broad shoulders or big feet don't give it away, just get them to say hi.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:16 PM (m3iiU)

196 That lit up skirt is actually a thing in Japan. No joke. I can only guess what they are trying to indicate with it, but given Japan's curve in terms of childbearing and weddings, it probably not even sexual.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)

197 She may not be a hooker.

But she's wearing a hookers on-duty uniform.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:11 PM (VPLuQ)

So many girls and women do nowadays. And act like it too. I don't get it. At least, hookers get payment to go along with their STDs.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:17 PM (SEFXb)

198 if in ones her, it would be Bai Bai marriage.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 24, 2015 01:17 PM (6nsQ6)

199 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:15 PM (gPuuk)

Well, thank goodness for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:17 PM (OSs/l)

200 Almost 200 comments in and no one has mentioned hurricanes and screen doors? It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 24, 2015 01:18 PM (WiU5D)

201 I don't like Bai Ling. Now Devon Aoki, now we're talking.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:18 PM (39g3+)

202 S/he could be post op, with a trachea shave. Body contouring surgery could give her wider hips and a more prominent butt.

Btw, platforms:
http://shoes.about.com/od/glossaryofshoestyles/g/platforms_shoes.htm

Wedges:
http://shoes.about.com/od/glossaryofshoestyles/g/wedges.htm

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:18 PM (E5UB0)

203 The light up skirts are probably just cospura spilling out into the mainstream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:18 PM (gPuuk)

204 If I knew her...

stupid phone.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (wOqu6)

205
I understand everyone has different tastes, but guys, really. Are you that hard up?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (uhftQ)

206 Congratulations to her for upping the ante on Ho fashion. I was wondering what would come after wearing a micro mini and lighting it up would be the logical answer.

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)

207 Well Duke, Danny the hurricane is petering out....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (gPuuk)

208 Tuck???

http://tinyurl.com/o3o522l

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)

209 Fenelon, double back tape is a magical thing. Hurts like a mother to rip off, but it does the job when needed.


In the LED skirt story she does all sorts of soldering and assembly and actual making things stuff.

Which I like.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (JtwS4)


Yup, I like that too. That and the attitude of don't be afraid, you can do this, it's not hard and you can understand it and at least try.

Though I'm no longer allowed to use a soldering iron. For *no reason* at all. None. Not a single reason. Nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN)

210 Looks like a tranny.

Posted by: NCkate at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (9cc1v)

211 @191 - We'll get right on that.

Posted by: TSA's Sweaty Palms at August 24, 2015 01:20 PM (o+SC1)

212 Aw don't get me started on women's shoes again. Its like a sickness.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Dropped my daughter off at college this weekend to start her freshman year. Between her and her roommate 39 pairs of shoes.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 01:20 PM (C278+)

213 Actually it looks almost like the dress has been photoshopped onto her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:20 PM (OSs/l)

214 The ones with female sounding voices are the exception.
If the broad shoulders or big feet don't give it away, just get them to say hi.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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Amazing that Jenner is too lazy to train his voice, which is perfectly do-able. He sounded ridiculous at the ESPYs. Has anyone watched the reality show? Has he at least hired a vocal coach?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:20 PM (E5UB0)

215 Heh. In the Dianping album she's wearing a t-shirt with a picture of two birds and the word...

Swallows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (JtwS4)

216 Having no hips at all isn't exactly unusual in Japan or the far east but ... I'm with the others here and Austin Powers.

She's a man, baby

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)

217 Beer Goggles status: Unneeded

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (gyKtp)

218 She has a great line about how if you can follow a recipe then you can learn coding or anything else technical. Yes, it's all girl power but it's also hey if you can learn that other thing then you can learn this thing too.
---------------

Exception your honor!

That presupposes that a talent for one thing can be transmutated into a talent for another. You know that isn't true.

I've long maintained that any kid who is smart enough, given a map, to find their way to a state university a few hundred miles away, is also smart enough to make it through *some* curriculum.

Having said that, it does not follow that everyone who can 3-D print a pair of shoes has the talent or native intellect associated with the design of the sundry integrated circuits and software associated with the printer.

In point of fact, there is a considerable difference between 'following a recipe' and talented coding, if only because the former is cookbook, the latter is *always* original...., somewhat like music.

Script kiddies can bang out something that might work for an 'app', but serious firmware people are a valuable, unique commodity. It should be said that they tend to live in a world of their own.


Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

219 No soldering iron for AlextheChick, could that be because of the time you tried to create the ultimate anti-squirrel weapon with MIRV capability? And almost burned down the School for Wayward Scientific Waifs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (gPuuk)

220 Danny the hurricane is petering out....

--------------------------------

I don't want to go on the cart. Think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel hap...

Posted by: Danny the Hurricane at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (WiU5D)

221 Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:18 PM (E5UB0)

It's not out of the realm of possibility seeing how much she spent on the boobehs. I don't think it's likely because these photos don't look as heavily photo shopped as some of yours with Vanity Fair.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (C891K)

222 Oops. Off with Lolita sock.

Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi)

223 A site dedicated to Hikaru Skirt, a wearable device born to light up the zettai ryoiki (absolute zone), has opened.



Dayum!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (fWAjv)

224 >>So many girls and women do nowadays. And act like it too. I don't get it. At least, hookers get payment to go along with their STDs.

Heh - It's a running joke in the silly movie "Walk of Shame" where a conservative gal who wore her friends sexy dress out clubbing gets stranded in the bad side of town and everyone keeps referring to her as a hooker. "Why does everyone keep assuming I'm a hooker?!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

225 Dropped my daughter off at college this weekend to start her freshman year. Between her and her roommate 39 pairs of shoes.

Yeah women and shoes. I have 2: formal and comfortable. I guess 3 if you count the aqua sox for wading. If my clothes don't match my shoes, no guy is going to rag on me though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (39g3+)

226 205 You've been here a while - you KNOW the answer to that....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (YjebT)

227 Honeypot suicide mission. Getting secrets from Hillary.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (aVYsC)

228 Though I'm no longer allowed to use a soldering iron. For *no reason* at all. None. Not a single reason. Nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN)



So no DIY repairs of the...umm...collection?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)

229 Oops. Off with Lolita sock.

Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi)


*snort*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (kff5f)

230 Oops. Off with Lolita sock.
Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (SEFXb)

231
Good Smod above, not every asian chick in a tight dress is a tranny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (ODxAs)

232 Click on the link.

Those shoes are awesome.


I'm sad I can't see them...

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (lIU4e)

233 No soldering iron for AlextheChick, could that be because of the time you tried to create the ultimate anti-squirrel weapon with MIRV capability? And almost burned down the School for Wayward Scientific Waifs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (gPuuk)


*shifty eyes*

No.

*shifty eyes*

Great, now I want to watch Sky High.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

234 Anyone else's tastes change as they age?

The older I get, the more I dig a nice, fat rump.

Not like an obese, mushy mess, though. More like that Kardashian chick.

Posted by: Warden at August 24, 2015 01:24 PM (wHAYQ)

235 >>Honeypot suicide mission. Getting secrets from Hillary.


I don't know what you're talking about.

And when can I get to the suicide part? Almost 20 years now, you guys.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, well-connected to Muslin Brotherhood at August 24, 2015 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

236
Yeah women and shoes.
---------------

Mrs. H: "I have a problem. I don't have enough room to store my shoes."

Me: "Is it possible that the available room isn't the problem?"

Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (9mTYi)

237 http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp\
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)


Interesting photo album. She comes across as an attention whore.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (AC0lD)

238 Sky High is a great guilty pleasure.

And I have started writing the sequel to Golden Isis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (gPuuk)

239 Damn..., that Lolita sock was sticky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (9mTYi)

240 Great, now I want to watch Sky High.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (mf5HN)


Another one with a pretty good Conservative message.

"If life were suddenly going to become fair, it wouldn't be in High School."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (kff5f)

241 Her feet are not that attractive so sharp elbows and weird toes. A two time loser.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (XUKZU)

242 For some inexplicable reason, the socks on this thread are exceptionally sticky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (aRgrb)

243 237
http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp\
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)

Nice. I HATE sites that will not let you leave. They suck.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (0FSuD)

244 I understand everyone has different tastes, but guys, really. Are you that hard up?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:19 PM (uhftQ)


I don't believe the question is marriage here or have I stumbled into NR by accident?

I would hit that like Fat Man hit Nagasaki.

Only a little more messy.

But less radioactivity.


And fellas?

The ring? That's a common hot girl trick to keep away unwanted attention.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (0cMkb)

245 not every asian chick in a tight dress is a tranny.

Just the ones with male features, broad shoulders, no hips, and obviously fake boobages.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (39g3+)

246 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (gPuuk)

So... at risk of hijacking the thread: Besides posting here, what do you do to market your novels?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (kff5f)

247 I think they're as ugly as shit. I've never understood why any woman who is trying to show off her body would wear shoes like that.
Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (RWGcK)
_________________

She's trying to look tall. Flat-footed, she's probably about 4'10.

Posted by: Not an Expert on Shoes, just play one on t.v. at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (kGrdk)

248 It's funny about the suspicion that a beautiful Asian woman must be a tranny. It means a lot of people have never been to Asia. The region has more than it's share of gorgeous females that look like this girl or better.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (P25Hh)

249 Oops. Off with Lolita sock.

Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi)

*snort*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)

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230 Oops. Off with Lolita sock.
Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:22 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
----------------

There were *two* of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 01:27 PM (9mTYi)

250 Good Smod above, not every asian chick in a tight dress is a tranny.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:23 PM (ODxAs)

Right, I met that one in HK. Turned out she was just a hook.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 01:27 PM (0FSuD)

251 234 Anyone else's tastes change as they age?
_______________
Yes, dramatically, in almost every area.

Posted by: BuckIV at August 24, 2015 01:27 PM (CLfqv)

252 Sky High is a great guilty pleasure.

SIDEKICK!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Coach Boomer at August 24, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)

253 Just so you know, we've already landed on that.

Posted by: 1st Marine Expeditionary Force at August 24, 2015 01:27 PM (yMVjf)

254 Compare and contrast?

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-stacey-ava/#21181


Those Hawaiian girls all have the look of pros, NTTIATWWT. I would pay good money for that Jap/Filapina girl to hide her disappointment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (Iafhy)

255 193 Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.
===========
And how long do we get to wait until he changes the subject and starts making personal attacks?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2015 01:16 PM (ZvKdv)

Like asking Mark Steyn if Rush is paying him for BJs?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (2Ojst)

256 Just the ones with male features, broad shoulders, no hips, and obviously fake boobages.

Look at Pool Party. The bikini bottom barely covers the space between her labia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (JtwS4)

257 1bulwetweft, it's actually worse than I imagined and I usually try to assume the worst.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (m3iiU)

258 So... at risk of hijacking the thread: Besides posting here, what do you do to market your novels?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:26 PM (kff5f)
A cougar *cough* Puma act with class while stalking their prey.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (C891K)

259 Flat-footed, she's probably about 4'10.

Just the right size for a beer holder.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (C278+)

260 In the pool party photos..
The girl in the blue bikini with the flower on it is more attractive to me.


I must be getting old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (VPLuQ)

261 The region has more than it's share of gorgeous females that look like this girl or better.

That's why I suspect her origins. She's not that great looking. I'm not one of those guys that's hypnotized by big funbags, I am a face man, as it were. Not ugly, but not great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (39g3+)

262 I would give her free slurpee with extra slurp.

Posted by: Apu Ramadama at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (1HyRN)

263 247
I think they're as ugly as shit. I've never understood why any woman who
is trying to show off her body would wear shoes like that.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (RWGcK)



I agree, but this.... http://tinyurl.com/q67nkgf

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (0FSuD)

264

It's not what she hides in her shoes

It's what she hides in her panties. Lady boi

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (zOTsN)

265 http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-stacey-ava/#21181

Those Hawaiian girls all have the look of pros, NTTIATWWT. I would pay good money for that Jap/Filapina girl to hide her disappointment.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (Iafhy)

She's a real rough-looking gal, and I don't mean that in a good way.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (2Ojst)

266 Her feet are not that attractive so sharp elbows and weird toes. A two time loser.
________________

Plus her head looks disproportionately large compared to her tiny body.

Posted by: Not an Expert on Big Heads, just play one on t.v. at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (kGrdk)

267
whoa. Her 'bikini' shot barely covers her inner labs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (ODxAs)

268 Script kiddies can bang out something that might work for an 'app', but serious firmware people are a valuable, unique commodity. It should be said that they tend to live in a world of their own.


Posted by: Lolita at August 24, 2015 01:21 PM (9mTYi)



Yeah, but the point is to get women to at least try to understand tech. I can't code but I could at least follow along with what she was saying. I might not be able to do it, but I've read enough and watched enough youtube videos ON TECH SHEESH YOU PEOPLE ARE PERVS to grok the basics. Far too many people, not just women, look at tech stuff and assume instantly that it's too complicated or too hard or too esoteric.

I'm not saying everyone should learn to build bleeding edge firmware. But installing a new router on your home wifi shouldn't make you curl into a fetal ball either.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

269 Anyone else's tastes change as they age? The older I get, the more I dig a nice, fat rump. Not like an obese, mushy mess, though. More like that Kardashian chick.
Posted by: Warden at August 24, 2015 01:24 PM (wHAYQ)


-----------------------------------------


You can have all the fat chicks you want. I still like 'em built for speed.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (P25Hh)

270 Great. With the six inch shoes she is now 4' 8"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (NeFrd)

271 Well AllenG, I am hoping that at least one of the Horde who have read it will leave feedback and perhaps tell a friend, who is not a Moron, they should read it. Generate buzz.

Have also dropped a post in my forum on Liberty Island I now have a novel published. Plus a plug on GoodReads about it.

http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

But I have to fix an error, the Dedication page where I thank OSP and others did not make it for some odd reason. So a 2d edition will be coming out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:30 PM (gPuuk)

272 Look at Pool Party. The bikini bottom barely covers the space between her labia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:28 PM (JtwS4)
I think we need a ppt diagram.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:30 PM (C891K)

273 Look at Pool Party. The bikini bottom barely covers

No one that gets fake boobs would possibly ever get work done elsewhere!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:30 PM (39g3+)

274 I don't know......
Do you think those shoes are real ?

I'm just asking !

Posted by: RonUSA at August 24, 2015 01:30 PM (EaqMa)

275 264

It's not what she hides in her shoes

It's what she hides in her panties. Lady boi
Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (zOTsN)

Uh, I'm going to have to agree that the bikini shots are pretty much conclusive proof that she's not packing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)

276 Plus her head looks disproportionately large compared to her tiny body.
Posted by: Not an Expert on Big Heads, just play one on t.v.
----------------

Vanna? Vanna White? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 01:31 PM (9mTYi)

277 Absolutely ghastly pink bathing suit in the pool party picture You can see hr pubic hair. Uggh! She would be sexier if she simply were nude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:31 PM (OSs/l)

278 I too spend all of my spare time inventing new ways to be hawt.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 24, 2015 01:31 PM (Jj/2n)

279 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)

If I can touch them, they're real...

Posted by: Timon at August 24, 2015 01:31 PM (ZDJwC)

280 Script kiddies can bang out something that might work for an 'app', but serious firmware people are a valuable, unique commodity. It should be said that they tend to live in a world of their own.

I did some headshaking earlier this month with the whole #ilooklikeanengineer thingie...art school dropouts coding bits for web apps calling themselves engineers...sorry, toots. You're a coder or a programmer or a geekgrrl or a tech worker, but you're not an engineer. Hell, I'm not sure I am; I have an engineering degree but I never took the test for a license...

Meanwhile, ace posting about women's shoes confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)

Posted by: some random meathead at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (0dcbp)

282
Some people seem to know alot about trannies. Wonder why that is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (ODxAs)

283 Plus her head looks disproportionately large compared to her tiny body.


*****

No. Looks about right to me.

Posted by: Peyton Manning, a solid man at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (NeFrd)

284 Great. With the six inch shoes she is now 4' 8"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man


A girl AtC can look up to.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (C278+)

285 When you guys are... umm... "finished"... don't forget about xbradtc's Loaded Heat.

http://xbradtc.com/2015/08/24/load-heat-helen-baxendale/

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 01:33 PM (RWGcK)

286
237 http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp\
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)


Interesting photo album. She comes across as an attention whore.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 24, 2015 01:25 PM (AC0lD


11th photo in the album....what the hell is that between 'her' legs??!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 01:33 PM (TYZLQ)

287 Vanna? Vanna White? Is that you?
************

It's not Vanna, it's me!

Posted by: Elaine Benes, the original Big Head at August 24, 2015 01:33 PM (kGrdk)

288 *taps chin*

wrg500, you don't come here for the witty banter do you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:33 PM (gPuuk)

289
The pool pics, still photos or video?
Still photos can be tweaked with photoshop.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:33 PM (uhftQ)

290
Good stems, better bumps!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)

291 I missed the pool party pics

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

292 That tank top is a little snug.

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (5fSr7)

293 "A girl AtC can look up to. "

Speaking of which, if that girl ever gets on the trampoline, somebody is gonna get hurt.

Probably give herself a black eye....
or two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (VPLuQ)

294 I don't think you can call that monstrosity a bikini. I think you'd have to call it ptini- a pink bikini

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (OSs/l)

295 Hell, I'm not sure I am; I have an engineering degree but I never took the test for a license...
---

I'm an excellent driver.

Posted by: Joe "Choo-Choo" Biden, running for Chief Engineer on the Socialism Express at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (RWGcK)

296 This thread is a distraction.


Wake up people.



Boobs.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2015 01:34 PM (ykfyK)

297 Posted by: Anna Puma
ah
ah

*looks out window for fedex truck*

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 01:35 PM (C278+)

298 Yeah, but the point is to get women to at least try to understand tech.

It's overrated. And lonely, unless you're pretty, and then you don't need it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)

299 "Some people seem to know alot about trannies. "


Seriously thinking the same thing. She's clearly a girl, does not have a dick, and, the bikini is so small you can see pretty much everything including no scars.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

300 https://___ur.com/a/6bc6W

Pool party pictures. The girl in the blue looks almost like she's ready to enter a convent compared to band aid girl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:36 PM (OSs/l)

301 Steyn say Rush is America's Anchorman and he ,Steyn, is America's Anchorbaby.

*snorf*

Posted by: some random meathead at August 24, 2015 01:36 PM (gbIds)

302 But installing a new router on your home wifi shouldn't make you curl into a fetal ball either.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

Don't you just have to follow instructions? I've done this a couple times now. Didn't know it was supposed to induce anxiety attacks.

I guess living by yourself for a long time with no guy close by to turn to for help makes you learn how to do stuff yourself. I set up the IKEA bed in my second bedroom by myself, even though the instructions said two people were needed.

Don't get me wrong. I'm lazy as heck and if I had a guy at my beck and call, I would do very few things myself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:38 PM (SEFXb)

303
Lupe, is that you honey? Quince dollars y nada mas mi amor!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:39 PM (OiFtZ)

304 Meanwhile, ace posting about women's shoes confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)



I think he gets a pass because the shoes are all technological and spyey and stuff.


But, if he starts posting about "cute little blouses"-

Game over, man.

Game. Over.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:40 PM (0cMkb)

305 Whoops, Bad link. try this for ptini pictures:

http://tinyurl.com/na8hszp\

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 01:40 PM (OSs/l)

306 A stick-shift or a paddle-shifter tranny?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:40 PM (gPuuk)

307 Alternate title to this picture.

Thailand on any given day.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 01:40 PM (OGm46)

308
....if I had a guy at my beck and call, I would do very few things myself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique

Hmmm.....1-561-282-7116....call me, I'm available at your beck and call.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:41 PM (OiFtZ)

309 But, if he starts posting about "cute little blouses"-

Game over, man.

Game. Over.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:40 PM (0cMkb)

No, not really. All it would mean he is just trying to enlighten us. And frankly I don't need no stinking enlightening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 01:41 PM (n6Nt0)

310 Yessirree! I spent the off-season getting into top physical condition. Rigorous diet, workout regimen.

I checked in at a svelte 7-¾

Posted by: Peyton Manning, a solid man at August 24, 2015 01:42 PM (NeFrd)

311

Ok

That pink rubber band up her cooch. Gah. She should carry penicillin shots in a holster around her waist.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:42 PM (zOTsN)

312 This picture should be sticky until Obama isn't President anymore.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at August 24, 2015 01:42 PM (xeeHA)

313 Whoops, Bad link. try this for ptini pictures:

----

*blink*

*blink*

Thats not a bikini. Thats three band aids and spaghetti.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

314 Game over, man.

Game. Over.



ARE YOU FINISHED?

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2015 01:43 PM (ykfyK)

315 C'mon, big fake titties means she's willing to try harder. It's like what they say about women who smoke.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (UzPAd)

316 Hell, I'm not sure I am; I have an engineering degree but I never took the test for a license...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)

I'd say you are, darling. I did ChE and I don't think most ChEs have to get the license fit their jobs.

Now, I have an advanced degree in ChE but I've never had a ChE or an engineering job, for that matter. I feel like a fake everything in limbo. Can't really call myself an engineer, I don't think.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (SEFXb)

317 It's like what they say about women who smoke.

They smell bad?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (kff5f)

318 Her left boob looks freakishly larger than the other one. Of course I'd need to verify myself to be sure it's not just an optical illusion.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (76M0e)

319 Nothing says "take me seriously, DAD" like taking pictures with guys in a nothing little pink bikini.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (kZVsz)

320 Compare and contrast?

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-stacey-ava/#21181

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:01 PM (gPuuk)

Ewww. She wouldn't get a second look around here (DFW).

Posted by: Blano at August 24, 2015 01:45 PM (w1ewr)

321 I just realized, AtC sez she is banned from operating a soldering iron, and yet...

She wants a flamethrower.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2015 01:45 PM (gyKtp)

322 It's not Vanna, it's me!
Posted by: Elaine Benes, the original Big Head
---------

Pfft. Look at this pic of Vanna:

http://tinyurl.com/qh7wolz

Now that's a big head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 01:46 PM (9mTYi)

323 SexyCyborg:

"An additional connector lets you detach the controller and battery from the LED strip. This means you can use one controller and battery with different LED strips in different clothing. Make sure not to get the polarity switched. "

*falls over*

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 01:46 PM (OV8s/)

324 Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:41 PM (OiFtZ)

You're willing to drive all the way across multiple states to my place just to change a lightbulb? So sweet!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (SEFXb)

325 Now that's a big head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 01:46 PM (9mTYi)


A lot of women would *kill* to look as good as Vanna at 90.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (kff5f)

326 What fresh hell is this?

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (Vf5rR)

327

It's really simple. The HOTTEST chicks in America: they want Trump.

They. Do. Not. Want. Wafflin' Walker.

That's really all you need to know.





Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (l2dSQ)

328
Vanna White is now 58 years old.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (ODxAs)

329 Can't really call myself an engineer, I don't think.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
---------------

Nope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, also 'not' an engineer at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (9mTYi)

330 Going back to the three guys receiving the French award, and the polo shirts they are wearing.

Someone said that they all look like the same emblem on the right side.

To me, they look like those little American and French flag together pins.

US makes them in every combination of other country flags and the US flag together.

We used to collect them when I was on the Sixth Fleet Flagship, floating daycare center and traveling road show.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (VPLuQ)

331 308
....if I had a guy at my beck and call, I would do very few things myself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique

Hmmm.....1-561-282-7116....call me, I'm available at your beck and call.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:41 PM (OiFtZ)

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (2Ojst)

332 Vanna White is now 58 years old.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:47 PM (ODxAs)


Oh.

Whoops.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

333 Letter turning is no job for the small of head my friend.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (ykfyK)

334 This chick is a Maker, not a Taker.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (OV8s/)

335
58????

Granna White.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

336
You're willing to drive all the way across multiple states to my place just to change a lightbulb? So sweet!


Posted by: chique d'afrique

Old Timey Ad:

"See the USA in your Chevrolet......"

Dinah Shore

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (OiFtZ)

337 But installing a new router on your home wifi shouldn't make you curl into a fetal ball either.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 01:29 PM (mf5HN)


Some of this is an age thing. I've explained many techy (not coding necessarily, but basic stuff) things to older coworkers and relatives of both sexes that people in my age group seem to understand without any problem.

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 01:48 PM (lIU4e)

338 Gianna whatever with the cleavage on Food Network has a ginormous head.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:49 PM (SEFXb)

339 A lot of women would *kill* to look as good as Vanna at 90.
Posted by: AllenG
--------------------

I'd would say, any that are still alive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, also 'not' an engineer at August 24, 2015 01:49 PM (9mTYi)

340 Here's a nice build thread:

https://___ur.com/a/bmU5y

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 01:49 PM (OV8s/)

341


She names her shoes

Penetration Testing Platform Shoes

Sure

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:50 PM (zOTsN)

342 Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 01:49 PM (OV8s/)

Memorize this url: http://bit.ly

It is your friend.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:50 PM (kff5f)

343
FUCK. I live within several miles of ODU.

I live in the Anti-Trump World.






Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 01:50 PM (l2dSQ)

344 318 Her left boob looks freakishly larger than the other one. Of course I'd need to verify myself to be sure it's not just an optical illusion.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (76M0e)


Paying in installments?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (TYZLQ)

345 While Charles Haley was speaking to 49ers rookies back in May, he had some interesting advice for them.
As far as the rookies, and I know they probably got mad, but I said, Why dont you all act like the white guys? You never see them in the paper getting high or hitting people. Why dont you act like that? They all looked at me crazy,

Good thing a black guy said that ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (gf8BH)

346 Make sure not to get the polarity switched. "

*falls over*
Posted by: Feh
---------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (9mTYi)

347 From what I understand, a lot of screen personalities have huge heads. Something about them being especially photogenic.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (kZVsz)

348 Dang it, Ace, I'm trying to give up pr0n.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (yxw0r)

349 ....if I had a guy at my beck and call, I would do very few things myself.

I think just about every guy here would volunteer

Isn't the first rule of espionage to not tell everyone you're a spy and how you're doing it? Seems like that would sort of defeat the purpose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (39g3+)

350 That bathing suit is gross

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

351 Since I will be publishing a Second Edition, those who know how to contact me; if there are other bugs to fix let me know.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (gPuuk)

352 165 148
Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.

Good Lord. I'll need a truckload of popcorn for this one.

It'll be like that Monty Python skit where Sir Arthur Clarke, the Oxford professor of Fine Art, steps into the boxing ring against a heavyweight champion and lasts for 3 seconds.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (u0lmX)

353 318 Her left boob looks freakishly larger than the other one. Of course I'd need to verify myself to be sure it's not just an optical illusion.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at August 24, 2015 01:44 PM (76M0e)


Sorry I did not notice that. I was on my back trying to look up her skirt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (gf8BH)

354
No, Vanna still looks pretty good. 2 kids too.

Pat Sajak is 69!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (ODxAs)

355 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (gf8BH)

But that's just "acting white" and being held captive to white privilege!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (kff5f)

356 That pink rubber band up her cooch. Gah. She should carry penicillin shots in a holster around her waist.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:42 PM


And am I the only one wondering what her friend was thinking by getting a biohazard symbol tattooed w/in 6" of her ladybits? Is this some kind of weird Chinese law? Truth in advertising, maybe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (AqaiB)

357 Pat Sajak is 69!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (ODxAs)


Dude.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (kff5f)

358
Its back! Lady in pink nightie beats up cop at Macy's. NSFW!

https://goo.gl/zEJDt6

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (iQIUe)

359 So, Lefty and Scamp meet their cyborg twins?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (VPLuQ)

360 From what I understand, a lot of screen personalities have huge heads. Something about them being especially photogenic.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (kZVsz)


It seems like TWOP used to call is something like 'bobblehead syndrome'?

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 01:53 PM (lIU4e)

361 I think just about every guy here would volunteer



Isn't the first rule of espionage to not tell everyone you're a spy
and how you're doing it? Seems like that would sort of defeat the
purpose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Naw, she's prolly stuck up and wants me to be at her beck and call. I won't let her whip me.... well maybe.....

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:53 PM (C891K)

362 'Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson'

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at August 24, 2015 01:53 PM (gbIds)

363 Good thing a black guy said that ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (gf8BH)

---------------


Wow.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 01:53 PM (oKE6c)

364 I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat...





...but Vanna's head is covering up the first three letters.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (NeFrd)

365
It's like what they say about women who smoke.

--

"If they'll put THAT in their mouth................"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (gJyfA)

366 DOW's dropping again.
-325

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)

367 So much time wasted on non-sammich-making pursuits.

*sigh*

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (Vf5rR)

368 352
165 148

Rick Wison is apparently tweeting that he would like to go up against Mark Steyn. Yeah Rick, that will end well for you.



Good Lord. I'll need a truckload of popcorn for this one.



It'll be like that Monty Python skit where Sir Arthur Clarke, the
Oxford professor of Fine Art, steps into the boxing ring against a
heavyweight champion and lasts for 3 seconds.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (u0lmX)

Please God....let this happen.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (0O7c5)

369 I wouldn't wear them myself, since I wrecked my feet wearing heels in my 20's and 30's but I like the shoes. They're probably much more comfortable than the stiletto heeled, pointy toed things I jammed my feet into back in the '80's.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (u0lmX)

370 OT but did anyone else see that John Stewart hosted WWE Summer Slam last night?

Clown.Nose.On.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (kZVsz)

371
DOW's dropping again.

-325>>>

Did they move the trading floor to 6 Flags?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (wrS2o)

372 That bathing suit is gross
Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

I completely agree, but then again, we are not mesmerized by boobs our lady nether regions.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (SEFXb)

373 That bathing suit is gross



Dental floss gone wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (4dbPD)

374 Pat Sajak is 69!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (ODxAs)

Dude.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (kff5f)

I read that as Sajak is doing 69 and I thought good for him!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (gf8BH)

375 DOW's dropping again.

-325

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)
Meh, I was hoping that the horrible opening would hold, but looks like people are still wanting to buy US stock when the market is "open".

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (C891K)

376 So, Lefty and Scamp meet their cyborg twins?


go on....

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (JtwS4)

377 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)

Un-possible. Mr. Cow told us we were all imbeciles for "panicking."

Of course, and maybe this is just me, I think that the line graph for the DJIA makes interesting reading if you look at the last 30 days. We seem to have fallen off a cliff about 7 days ago, and lost more than 1000 points.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (kff5f)

378 "Gianna whatever with the cleavage on Food Network has a ginormous head."

Her husband choking her made it swell up.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (0x/TW)

379 From what I understand, a lot of screen personalities have huge heads. Something about them being especially photogenic.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:51 PM (kZVsz)



Look at Leonardo DiCaprio.

Dude's 96.83% head by weight.

and

98.996% by volume.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (0cMkb)

380 Hey, morons... some of us *do* notice the feet.

Posted by: Dick Morris at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (jlcQk)

381 AllenG, yah tahnks

Seems she has a cyborg version of herself and has floated implicit A/B comparison photos here:

http://bit.ly/1MIYdIo

I think I'd prefer the genuine article.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 01:56 PM (OV8s/)

382 we are not mesmerized by boobs our lady nether regions.





Posted by: chique d'afrique


I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 01:57 PM (/Ho8c)

383 Or, not our. Darn it !

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:57 PM (SEFXb)

384 366 DOW's dropping again.
-325
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)

You stupid sister-humping toothless inbreds are so fucking stupid and inbred and sister-humping. While you all panic and dump all your stock in Skoal and Val-U-Rite, I'll be making billions!

Posted by: Moo Moo/Cecile Richards 2016 at August 24, 2015 01:57 PM (2Ojst)

385 "Dude's 96.83% head by weight. "

Air didn't used to be heavy.

When they change that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 01:58 PM (VPLuQ)

386 I completely agree, but then again, we are not mesmerized by boobs our lady nether regions.


Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (SEFXb)

.....sorry, did you say something? I was mesmerized...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 01:58 PM (2Ojst)

387 I don't understand those words in that order.

*throws hands up in exasperation* "Who do they think I am? Wonder Woman?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 01:58 PM (gPuuk)

388 It's mostly full of pudding.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 01:58 PM (kZVsz)

389 we are not mesmerized by boobs our lady nether regions.


Posted by: chique d'afrique

Sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by boobs and nether regions.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 01:59 PM (C278+)

390 Hey, morons... some of us *do* notice the feet.


Why?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 01:59 PM (4dbPD)

391
"*throws hands up in exasperation* "Who do they think I am? Wonder Woman?"

Linda Carter was hot...and all natural.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 02:00 PM (0x/TW)

392 Naw, she's prolly stuck up and wants me to be at her beck and call.
Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 01:53 PM (C891K)

Me? Stuck up? How could you!

Now, I am neither denying not confirming it, but how could you? I am crushed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:00 PM (SEFXb)

393 390 Hey, morons... some of us *do* notice the feet.


Why?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 01:59 PM (4dbPD)

They're either ghey or Dick Morris.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:00 PM (2Ojst)

394 This just in: Steve Sarkisian is a Moron.


As for Miss Honeypot, she could store a lot of spy gear in her cleavage.

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:00 PM (vsbNu)

395 Actually... this is what pisses me off about the 'Feminism' movement...

We have ladies out there playing on their sexuality... literally working it to get attention and money...

But if we Men LOOK??? We're suddenly the bad guy and are sexist bastards...

Like the Racist crap.... I refuse to play any more, Sugar Tits...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)

396 Linda Carter was hot...and all natural.

I absolutely loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (/Ho8c)

397

What a great topic for be focused on: random girl with short skirt.














Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (l2dSQ)

398 No, Vanna still looks pretty good. 2 kids too.

Pat Sajak is 69!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (ODxAs)

I remember watching them in the eighties as a kid. They. Are. Immortal.

Bathing in the blood of the losing contestants or some such going on.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (fWAjv)

399 What a great topic for be focused on: random girl with short skirt.

Needs a long jacket.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (2Ojst)

400 Also, it looks like we've been "correcting" since May. 18000 and change back then. Three months later, and we've lost nearly 2000 points.

But there's nothing to worry about. The facts that oil is dropping like a rock, China finally can't lie about its economy anymore, and the only reason we've had "growth" over the last 6 years has been due to the government pumping monopoly money into the economy should give no one any pause at all.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

401 That bathing suit is gross

Posted by: ThunderB at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)


Well, a net one would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (aRgrb)

402 Needs a long jacket.

Posted by: Insomniac


...uses a machete...to cut thru red tape...

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (/Ho8c)

403 If you complain about a post loudly and long enough we win a special prize.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (HstNY)

404 They're either ghey or Dick Morris.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:00 PM (2Ojst)

So does it have balls or not?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (fWAjv)

405 What a great topic for be focused on: random girl with short skirt.

Needs a long jacket.



Rolled up behind her head.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:03 PM (4dbPD)

406 What a great topic for be focused on: random girl with short skirt.

Some of us are apparently focused on the same random girl with what could only by the most generous definitions be called a bikini.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:03 PM (kff5f)

407 Cyborg? Fix her up with the guy with the 8 -inch bionic penis...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2015 02:03 PM (hVG+J)

408 What a great topic for be focused on: random girl with short skirt.

Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (l2dSQ)


*****


Good point. What's up on your blog?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)

409 Posted by: Muldoon

Heh.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:04 PM (/Ho8c)

410 I may be wrong about Eddie Murphy. I know he got busted with a tranny but I thought there was a foot fetish involved as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:04 PM (fWAjv)

411 What's up on your blog?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 02:04 PM (NeFrd)


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (kff5f)

412
So true. Some random girl is kinda' hot.

Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.






Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)

413 402 Needs a long jacket.

Posted by: Insomniac

...uses a machete...to cut thru red tape...
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:02 PM (/Ho8c)

At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (2Ojst)

414 Like the Racist crap.... I refuse to play any more, Sugar Tits...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)


--------------------------------------------


Why didn't you refuse to ever play?

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (P25Hh)

415 Heh - It's a running joke in the silly movie "Walk of Shame" where a conservative gal who wore her friends sexy dress out clubbing gets stranded in the bad side of town and everyone keeps referring to her as a hooker. "Why does everyone keep assuming I'm a hooker?!"

Hooker uniform.

Posted by: Some Comedian at August 24, 2015 02:06 PM (0NdlF)

416 Thank goodness America isn't in trouble. <<<<

We're boned. Enjoy the scenery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 02:06 PM (ODxAs)

417 I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (kff5f)


*****

I've often thought that you should give serious consideration to starting a blog yourself.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 02:06 PM (NeFrd)

418 If a hoo-haw looks like a bug zapper, I aint' going near it.

Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2015 02:06 PM (VndSC)

419 Nice to see Ace keeps up with #SCIENCE!

I approve of your Compliance Pic also

Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2015 02:06 PM (fcL8/)

420 Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.

We're boned. Enjoy the scenery.



We've been boned and no amount of talk will fix it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:07 PM (4dbPD)

421 Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)

Pretty sure the HotAir button on your computer works.

The rest of us get enraged enough, and we're quite capable of discussing multiple things at once. Your scolding is boring. Random girl *is* kinda hot, and a good dose of escapism.

If you're that outrageously outraged, just wait a bit, and I'm sure something new will be posted. Or the Horde will have a fit of collective ADHD and change the subject. Quite possibly probably both.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (kff5f)

422 412
So true. Some random girl is kinda' hot.

Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.








Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)


Palette cleanser.... if all we did was concentrate on all the bad news...

/starts to sing...

suicide is painless... it brings on many changes...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (qh617)

423 At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (2Ojst)



I would be annoyed by the ear worm but that song is awesome.

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

424 Lighted skirt = landing lights.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (TYZLQ)

425 At Citibank we will meet accidentally

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

Posted by: Insomniac


She traded her MG for a white. Chrysler. LeBaron.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (/Ho8c)

426 I may be wrong about Eddie Murphy. I know he got busted with a tranny

I can't remember where it was but I read an interview with a heavy metal rock god and he was talking about girls. He said basically that you get so much top notch fine flesh thrown at you that it gets boring so you start getting weirder and weirder until that three way with the midget and the donkey is old hat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)

427 Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

428
@ comment #408:

Oh, don't worry. Muldoon is getting ready to link us to his very interesting and relevant blog.

Just wait.





Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (l2dSQ)

429 So true. Some random girl is kinda' hot.

Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.






Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)

Thank goodness Ace can't post any light material in the midst of multiple posts about depressing serious stuff.

Thank goodness we are incapable of multitasking.

Thank goodness we can't skip this post if we don't find it interesting and find something else to do while waiting for one we're interested in.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (SEFXb)

430 BTW thanks for featuring Steely Dan on the sidebar. I like seeing the guys get some playtime, and their cynical lounge lizard pose is right no these days.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (ry4ab)

431
"I absolutely loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid."

Cheesey, but with LC, I did not care.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (uhftQ)

432 Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?
Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

So was george Costanza

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:10 PM (gf8BH)

433 >>So true. Some random girl is kinda' hot.

>>Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

>>Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.

Is it ok by you if we don't wallow in misery 7 x 24?

Good. Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:10 PM (OGm46)

434 "until that three way with the midget and the donkey is old hat."

Do not google Bridget the midget, donkey show.

Warning ya.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 02:10 PM (VPLuQ)

435 414 Like the Racist crap.... I refuse to play any more, Sugar Tits...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)


--------------------------------------------


Why didn't you refuse to ever play?

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (P25Hh)


Ordered to? USN, Ret.

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:10 PM (qh617)

436 418
If a hoo-haw looks like a bug zapper, I aint' going near it.


Good point. If she is working that hard to sell it , there must be something wrong with it.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 24, 2015 02:10 PM (gbIds)

437 Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)

Jesus, man, do you have to pee in the pool?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (2Ojst)

438 Dow -410, again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (VPLuQ)

439 I completely agree, but then again, we are not mesmerized by boobs our lady nether regions.


Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 01:55 PM (SEFXb)



Ummmm

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

440 suicide is painless... it brings on many changes...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:08 PM (qh617)


*sings*
Suuuuffocation, super suffocation
Suffocation, the game we like to play!

First you take a plastic bag,
And you pull it over your head,
Go to bed!
Wake up dead!

Ooooooh!

Suuuuuffocation, super suffocation
Suffocation, the game we like to play!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (kff5f)

441 Seriously, let's talk important stuff.

This guy is on my team at the next fireworks battle!!!


http://tinyurl.com/qb4y8uy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (fWAjv)

442 412

So true. Some random girl is kinda' hot.

Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

Thank goodness America isn't in trouble.
------------
Yer gettin' old, Dave.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:12 PM (ry4ab)

443 400
Also, it looks like we've been "correcting" since May. 18000 and change
back then. Three months later, and we've lost nearly 2000 points.



But there's nothing to worry about. The facts that oil is dropping
like a rock, China finally can't lie about its economy anymore, and the
only reason we've had "growth" over the last 6 years has been due to the
government pumping monopoly money into the economy should give no one
any pause at all
===========
The collapse of fracking is being under-reported.

Not just in ND but also in TX.

Good thing the NE shut down all those coal plants just in time for the El Nino cold, wet winter, eh?

No Chavez around to give them free heating oil.

Maybe Castro can lend them a flat in Havana?

This winter is going to fucking suck. Bad.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2015 02:12 PM (ZvKdv)

444 Dow -410, again.



That's what? 3rd time today?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:12 PM (4dbPD)

445 Sexy cyborg?

I think my dark helmet moved.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 24, 2015 02:12 PM (Vf5rR)

446 Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't it be much easier to make a stronger and better looking shoe by hand than 3D printing it?

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 02:12 PM (l2max)

447 This post with associated photo is more proof that Trump is destroying the GOPE plan to force Jeb! on the Country. Bravo to you Ace. Bravo indeed for your exhaustive investigative reporting. We need more of this. Much more.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2015 02:13 PM (NHtMs)

448
Pinging out @ comment # 422.

You make an excellent point, actually.

A break here and there is necessary. It's just that I get impatient.

But that opening song/tune to the _film_ Mash is compelling.
The helicopter airlift of savagely wounded American soldiers.

I watched it over and over and OVER again when my life had brought me to the depths of despair.
Believe it or not, it actually helped me get through.



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:13 PM (l2dSQ)

449 Seriously, let's talk important stuff.

This guy is on my team at the next fireworks battle!!!


http://tinyurl.com/qb4y8uy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (fWAjv)



I need that in my life.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

450
I may be wrong about Eddie Murphy. I know he got busted with a tranny but I thought there was a foot fetish involved as well.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:04 PM (fWAjv)

---------------------------

I happen to like the toe show myself....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (HSmrB)

451 Ummmm



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick


G*d, I love this place.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (/Ho8c)

452 Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...

Posted by: Steve Garvey at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (hRytD)

453 Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (l2dSQ)

Muldoon isn't the one complaining about the content.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (kff5f)

454 Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't it be much easier to make a stronger and better looking shoe by hand than 3D printing it?

But then the shoes wouldn't be buzzword compliant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (YEelc)

455 427
Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

Man card, revoked.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (Vf5rR)

456 Okay, I've had one request. Anybody else want a link to my interesting and relevant blog?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (NeFrd)

457
Mark Steyn on Rush is doing the important work on Rush's show regarding abortion.

But it's starting to make me sick......


(But Steyn is FUCKING right that Obama and the liberals have delivered.
And no one on our side has.)


Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (l2dSQ)

458 australia might be over matched in this game against mexico

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (0O7c5)

459 I need that in my life.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

Annnnnnd....

the populace cowers in horror at the thought

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (fWAjv)

460 Is some noob complaining about content?

MOAR SYRIA!!!!!

Good times.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (RWGcK)

461 Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?



Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

Man card, revoked.


Posted by: rebel flounder


*blinks*

She has hands???

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (/Ho8c)

462 Speaking of Steely Dan, here is front man Donald Fagen going solo with a tune suited for this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOg-Qmw-4AI

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:16 PM (ry4ab)

463 Down 450 now.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:16 PM (XUKZU)

464 Stern is absolutely on fire right now

Posted by: Mr Ed at August 24, 2015 02:16 PM (KUa85)

465 http://tinyurl.com/qb4y8uy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (fWAjv)

'Murica

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:16 PM (C891K)

466 Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

Anything can be done with photoshop

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:16 PM (fWAjv)

467 Heh, press secretary just said that picking Biden as VP was the "smartest decision Obama made in politics."

Well it was pretty much 100% assassination insurance, I guess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (39g3+)

468 *blinks*

She has hands???

===============


*blinks again*


She has arms???

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (NeFrd)

469
Allen G @ comment # 453:

Please see my comment # 448.





Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (l2dSQ)

470 The LED skirt makes it look like she has a radioactive hoohah. A LED flashlight could accomplish the same thing, cheaper. Just not so comfortable.

Posted by: wooga at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (66gs3)

471 >>But that opening song/tune to the _film_ Mash is compelling.

Posted by: _Dave_
----

A film director's 14 yr old son co-wrote that tune.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (NHtMs)

472 Stern = Steyn

FU AC!

Posted by: Mr Ed at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (KUa85)

473 Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (RWGcK)

I think _Dave_ has been around a while. Every so often someone gets their pet issue that they want to be the focus of more posts.

It's up to the Horde gently to chide them to remember that not *everything* is political- that there's more to life than politics.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (kff5f)

474 Note, US and Worlds economies in crises...

And the US President goes to????

Vegas Baby!!!!

How.... appropriate...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:17 PM (qh617)

475 Stern is absolutely on fire right now

STERN!?!

Posted by: Hannover Fist at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (YEelc)

476 Ok ok, I'm turning on Steyn.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (C891K)

477 Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...

Yeah but is there a woman alive you wouldn't?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (39g3+)

478 australia might be over matched in this game against mexico



At least they don't have to worry about being invaded. No one is swimming there.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (4dbPD)

479 I absolutely loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid.
Posted by: Moderate Salami
---
When I was a child I would press a piece of aluminum foil over my knees in order to create a Wonder Woman bra.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (E5UB0)

480
Pinging out @ comment # 464: AMEN!!

Steyn is most definitely kicking ass on Rush's Show.




Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (l2dSQ)

481 The LED skirt makes it look like she has a radioactive hoohah. A LED flashlight could accomplish the same thing, cheaper. Just not so comfortable.
Posted by: wooga


Yes but eventually her kegel muscles will get tired and the flashlight will fall and break.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (NHtMs)

482 The creepy part about the bikini photos is how low her silicone bags extend from her rib cage.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (C891K)

483 *sings* Suuuuffocation, super suffocation Suffocation, the game we like to play! First you take a plastic bag, And you pull it over your head, Go to bed! Wake up dead! Ooooooh! Suuuuuffocation, super suffocation Suffocation, the game we like to play!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:11 PM (kff5f)


----------------------------------------------


I can think of quicker and more efficient ways to off oneself.

12ga. shotgun in the mouth. Leaves no doubt.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (P25Hh)

484 Annnnnnd....

the populace cowers in horror at the thought
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (fWAjv)



I would use it for good!

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

485 When I was a child I would press a piece of aluminum foil over my knees in order to create a Wonder Woman bra.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (E5UB0)

Oh you'll be a big hit in cell block C

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (gf8BH)

486 477 Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...

Yeah but is there a woman alive you wouldn't?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (39g3+)

Rosa Delauro. Michelle Obama. Ruth Bader GInsburg. Rosie O'Donnell. Mattress Girl.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)

487 455 427
Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:09 PM (vsbNu)

Man card, revoked.


Posted by: rebel flounder at August 24, 2015 02:15 PM (Vf5rR)


/finds her real name...

checks the Ashley Madison data dump...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (qh617)

488 Heh, press secretary just said that picking Biden as VP was the "smartest decision Obama made in politics."

Well it was pretty much 100% assassination insurance, I guess.

-
Plus his other decisions don't give a lot of competition.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (XUKZU)

489
Pinging out to Allen G @ comment # 473: I relent.
You are right that it's good to take a break here and there.





Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (l2dSQ)

490 >>At least they don't have to worry about being invaded. No one is swimming there.

Oh yes they do. They've been wrestling with an invasion from PNG for years.

I don't think there's a western style democracy in the world that isn't being invaded these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (OGm46)

491 12ga. shotgun in the mouth. Leaves no doubt.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (P25Hh)


Yes, but there are darned few songs I learned in cub scouts about shooting oneself with a shotgun. I remember the suffocation song quite well, however (mostly because it drove my mom nuts).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f)

492 Thank goodness there's nothing important to be talking about.

Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:05 PM (l2dSQ)

This is important, it's SCIENCE!

Sorry if Ace had to take a break from giving you nothing but super serious threads so that you could save the world by typing in the comment boxes

Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2015 02:21 PM (fcL8/)

493 The creepy part about the bikini photos is how low her silicone bags extend from her rib cage.
Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (C891K)


------------------------------------------


I looked at those pics and they look fine to me. Very fine as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:21 PM (P25Hh)

494 I would use it for good!

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (mf5HN)


Is this the part where you follow up with the line about your good being *a* good?

And the rest of cower in horror?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)

495 Note, US and Worlds economies in crises...

And the US President goes to????

Vegas Baby!!!!



Put the entire US debt on red 18!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:22 PM (4dbPD)

496 I would use it for good!

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (mf5HN)


Why does this quote pop in my head

"Sin is what doesn't match 'my values"'

But I'm sure you would Empress

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

497 I absolutely loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid.

Posted by: Moderate Salami

---

When I was a child I would press a piece of aluminum foil over my knees in order to create a Wonder Woman bra.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


...I didn't say I wanted to be Wonder Woman...

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:23 PM (/Ho8c)

498 Rosa Delauro. Michelle Obama. Ruth Bader GInsburg. Rosie O'Donnell. Mattress Girl.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:20 PM

Saw a pic of RBG from about 35 years ago yesterday. She actually looked nice. Aging has been rough on her. It's like going from a grape to a raisin.

Nite to self. Don't be super skinny as an old lady.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:24 PM (SEFXb)

499 mexico up 8-0 top of the ......first

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 02:24 PM (0O7c5)

500 I looked at those pics and they look fine to me. Very fine as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:21 PM (P25Hh)

Agreed, just don't look at how low the boobehs start above the diaphram.

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:24 PM (C891K)

501 Oh yes they do. They've been wrestling with an invasion from PNG for years.



If someone CAN swim to Australia, hell, give them citizenship and put them on the Olympic team!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:24 PM (4dbPD)

502

Pinging out @ comment # 492.

LMFAOF! I concede: good point.

True, hotness is a science. And I should never neglect it.

I can get carried away.



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (l2dSQ)

503 12ga. shotgun in the mouth. Leaves no doubt.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:19 PM (P25Hh)

I would say James Vance disagrees but he only put it under his chin and not in his mouth.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (fWAjv)

504 Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...
Posted by: Steve Garvey at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (hRytD)


Oh, brother.

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (8ZskC)

505 Is this the part where you follow up with the line about your good being *a* good?

And the rest of cower in horror?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)


Horror is such a judgey word.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (mf5HN)

506 Funny picture of Barky and Mooch on WZ. It looks like she's tearing him a new one and he's just taking it. "Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (XUKZU)

507 I just want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/mqFdc0

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

508 Put the entire US debt on red 18!


Always bet on black.

Posted by: DJIA at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (evdj2)

509 I would say James Vance disagrees but he only put it under his chin and not in his mouth.

Listening to Judas Priest will do that to you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (YEelc)

510 Ok, guys, _Dave_ has repented very graciously so you can go easy on him now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (SEFXb)

511 It'll be like that Monty Python skit where Sir Arthur Clarke, the Oxford professor of Fine Art, steps into the boxing ring against a heavyweight champion and lasts for 3 seconds. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 01:52 PM (u0lmX)
Young newsman Paul Gallico, who later wrote 'The Poseidon Adventure' and other novels, once got in the ring with Heavyweight Champion Jack Dempsey back in the 20's when Dempsey was still champion.
Gallico knew nothing about boxing. He just thought it would make a great story going for a round of friendly sparring with the Champ.
However, this was just before the Carpentier fight (I think). Dempsey and his manager, Jack Kearns,initially thought Gallico, a very big, strong and athletic young man,was possibly a a training camp spy or even a ringer out to damage the champ before the fight. Such things had happened.
Dempsey knocked Gallico out with his famous left hook approximately2 seconds from the sound of the bell. Gallico later wrote that getting knocked out was relatively painless--almost peaceful, really. Not a care in the world. And then he woke up.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (Bvf82)

512 495 Note, US and Worlds economies in crises...

And the US President goes to????

Vegas Baby!!!!



Put the entire US debt on red 18!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:22 PM (4dbPD)

Uh... Mr President? We know you are historic and all....

But you have a fundamental gross conceptual error, if you believe you can bet debt.

Who do you think we are? That's Wall Streets thing...

Posted by: Nevads Gambling Commision at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (qh617)

513 Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president. If the Obama team is deliberately undercutting Hillary could this seriously be their choice? Biden???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (39g3+)

514
Molly didnt make it out of surgery. Her owner had made a cute little pen over the weekend for her to recuperate in when she came home but it wasnt to be. The other goat, Joy Joy, is going nuts calling for her. Shit, never thought I wd get so attached to a cyber goat.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (iQIUe)

515 I just want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/mqFdc0
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)


There is an infamous story in my family, HR, about a great aunt who once showed up to an event with chicken jello...

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (lIU4e)

516 And while we are on the topic of stock market shenanigans, the country in chaos and hot chixx taking up our valuable time, Steely Dan is on that too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAuPMJlK92s




Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (ry4ab)

517 Louisiana Trooper Steven Vincent, who was shot by a driver he had stopped to help, has died, LAStatePolice says http://cnn.it/1fAUteQ

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (RWGcK)

518 Listening to Judas Priest will do that to you.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (YEelc)

LOL, so true....

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (C891K)

519 Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...
Posted by: Steve Garvey at August 24, 2015 02:14 PM (hRytD)

Oh, brother.
Posted by: Ike Turner


You said it.
-Future King Arthur

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (4dbPD)

520 That's not an LED skirt. This is an LED skirt :

https://youtu.be/0iFBXjRbVl0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (W5DcG)

521 507 I just want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/mqFdc0

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

Recruiting for the Lutheran jihad???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

522 What was footjob?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 24, 2015 02:28 PM (W5lXt)

523 Texans officially name Brian Hoyer starting quarterback.

Vegans immediately lengthens Super Bowl odds.

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2015 02:29 PM (vsbNu)

524 >>Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president.

Wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:29 PM (OGm46)

525 513
Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president.
If the Obama team is deliberately undercutting Hillary could this
seriously be their choice? Biden???
---------

Everyone who called Trump a clown and his campaign a joke and a distraction can start apologizing right now. The real clown car just pulled into the race.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:29 PM (ry4ab)

526 Hoe's gotta hoe.....

Now go get my money bitch!

Posted by: Pimp Delight Jones at August 24, 2015 02:29 PM (D0NZx)

527 I just want to leave this here.

http://is.gd/mqFdc0



Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)



Recruiting for the Lutheran jihad???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

If Lutherans want to bath the world in blood and jell-o salad, is it really that bad of a goal?

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:30 PM (C891K)

528 Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president.

Every time that paste-eating moron says something - anything - the only response from the GOP should be, "so who did he plaigiarize that from?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2015 02:30 PM (zF6Iw)

529 Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president. If the Obama team is deliberately undercutting Hillary could this seriously be their choice? Biden???

-
According to Bark's schedule, he had lunch with Joe today.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:31 PM (XUKZU)

530 There is an infamous story in my family, HR, about a great aunt who once showed up to an event with chicken jello...

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 02:27 PM (lIU4e)

Chicken flavored jello?

or

this..


http://tinyurl.com/q3ykhug

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:31 PM (fWAjv)

531 Joe's got nothing on me.

Posted by: Lincoln Chafee 0.0% RCP Avg at August 24, 2015 02:32 PM (HstNY)

532 http://tinyurl.com/q3ykhug
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:31 PM (fWAjv)

Good God, that's disgusting. It looks like that Nutraloaf shit they feed prisoners as punishment.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (2Ojst)

533 FNC not reporting any formal Biden announcement. I think it's a false alarm.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (P25Hh)

534 Speaking of Women and Science ..

Mondays are for #SCIENCE! on my Twitter TL

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Those who follow me know how much I love Teh #SCIENCE!

Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (fcL8/)

535 Joe Biden Announces Presidential Bid; Stocks Plunge

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (ZQfW9)

536 Gee the picture of huma on Drudge is just fuckin scary as hell. I kinda feel sorry for the weiner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (gf8BH)

537 Run, Joey, Run

Posted by: Forrest Gump's mother at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (NeFrd)

538 http://tinyurl.com/q3ykhug

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:31 PM (fWAjv)
Weapon of Mass destruction

Posted by: Draki at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (C891K)

539 FNC not reporting any formal Biden announcement. I think it's a false alarm.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (P25Hh)


Yeah I am not seeing that anywhere, just that his "Senior" people are discussing it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:34 PM (gf8BH)

540 Since we're still talking about this, if you read the post, she got her inspiration from watching Mr. Robot.

Which, I'm guessing was/is pirated, as she is in China.

But: You should be watching it. It is interesting.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2015 02:34 PM (ZvKdv)

541 Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's
running for president. If the Obama team is deliberately undercutting
Hillary could this seriously be their choice? Biden???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (39g3+)


As we know, lots of people who "run for President" have no intention, and no expectation of winning.


I don't know what Joe Biteme knows, but I know other people in the Dem Party know his role, and it's certainly not to get elected.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:34 PM (TOk1P)

542
Biden - 45%

Hilly - 26%

Posted by: The Pollster at August 24, 2015 02:34 PM (OiFtZ)

543 Biden/Warren?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:36 PM (fWAjv)

544
Rested, tested, tan and ready!

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at August 24, 2015 02:36 PM (OiFtZ)

545 The Joe Biden Express is leaving the station!

Choo! Chooooo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (kff5f)

546 Biden did officially announce he is running.

Then he said Take-Backsies!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (fWAjv)

547 513 Wow... Joe Biden just officially announced he's running for president. If the Obama team is deliberately undercutting Hillary could this seriously be their choice? Biden???

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:26 PM (39g3+)


As Predicted...

Val Jarret and Susan Rice, the REAL decision makes in the White House believe they can control Joe... and will be part of his staff....

Posted by: Nevads Gambling Commision at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (qh617)

548 Gee the picture of huma on Drudge is just fuckin scary as hell. I kinda feel sorry for the weiner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (gf8BH)


I used to think she was attractive, but after years of having to place her nose where she does seems to have put a permanent sour scowl on her face.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

549 I don't know what Joe Biteme knows, but I know other people in the Dem Party know his role, and it's certainly not to get elected.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:34 PM (TOk1P)

In boxing, it's been known for opponents (the journeyman club fighters who deliberately lose so that up-and-coming prospects can pad their records) to forget they're opponents and actually--sometimes--fight to win. Hard to imagine Joe Biden deliberately setting out to lose. He's wanted the big brass ring all of his life.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (Bvf82)

550 Just made a circle of the news shows. No official Biden announcement. False alarm.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (P25Hh)

551 Everyone who called Trump a clown and his campaign a joke and a distraction can start apologizing right now. The real clown car just pulled into the race.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 02:29 PM (ry4ab)

Wouldn't be surprised if they just continued insulting Trump at full speed and maybe just call Biden a buffoon occasionally.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

Maet posted a couple of paragraphs from Nordlinger yesterday praising Jindal's awesome trolling of pro Planned "Murder, Inc. Baby Parts Emporium" Parenthood protesters. But he couldn't resist taking a gratuitous jab at Trump and in the process insulting Jindal. Of course a lot of NRO commenters then called him out on it rather than focusing on Jindal's awesome move. All because Nordlinger couldn't help himself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (SEFXb)

552 Saw it on twitter:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/635862399413673984

He's running per the FEC.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (RWGcK)

553 Of all the political bogs I read, I think this one is the very best.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (TxJGV)

554
We'll crush Biden's nuts!

Posted by: The Hilly Mafia at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (OiFtZ)

555 If Sloe Joe runs, I "Suspect" he is in position to torpedo hillary. He can say he was there when this and that decision was made and everything that she said is bullshit...ala My Cousin Vinny. And that could open the road for some other candidate: warren?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (gf8BH)

556 Donk rep. Gwen Moore says Walker is "tightening the noose, literally, around African Americans."

That's right. She went full Biden.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (XUKZU)

557
I have no cankles unlike someone else.

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (OiFtZ)

558 G-D IT ---- I GOT CAUGHT IN A JOKE!

http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/P60012135/1023214/

Posted by: Y-NOT at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (RWGcK)

559 Obvious boob job is not at all attractive... Girl needs about 5 sammiches

Posted by: TripleTwenty at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (MV2jA)

560 Biden filed with the FEC, apparently. We'll see I guess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:40 PM (39g3+)

561 follow that link... funny as hell

Posted by: Y-not got snookered at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (RWGcK)

562 'ettes,

Just bought these boots.

Will go well with my Snake jersey.

http://tinyurl.com/qe7fd6w

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (zyIlW)

563 535 Joe Biden Announces Presidential Bid; Stocks Plunge

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (ZQfW9)

Losing your ass in the stock market is really a fantastic thing, and Here's Why ...

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (GrXXa)

564 >>>Anyone else notice she's sporting a wedding ring?<<<

Yeah, you're not really a honeypot unless you're spreading the nectar.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (KJ2mA)

565 552 Saw it on twitter:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/635862399413673984

He's running per the FEC.
Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (RWGcK)

You did notice that the name of his principal campaign committee is listed as "These Ho's Are Not Loyal"? Somebody's taking the piss.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (2Ojst)

566 Joe Biden: The Little Engine Who (Thought He) Could.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (XUKZU)

567 In boxing, it's been known for opponents (the
journeyman club fighters who deliberately lose so that up-and-coming
prospects can pad their records) to forget they're opponents and
actually--sometimes--fight to win. Hard to imagine Joe Biden
deliberately setting out to lose. He's wanted the big brass ring all of
his life.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 02:37 PM (Bvf82)


I could certainly see that. And to continue the analogy, if your "up and comer" is a legit prospect, he'll wipe the floor with the guy, even if the guy forgets his role. If he's a phony? You never know, one lucky punch can put your creampuff superstar back on the boat back from whence he came.


The question is: who is their "superstar," waiting in the wings to reveal his (or HER) self?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

568 552 Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (RWGcK)
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I especially like his PAC name (from the FEC form you linked)


These Ho's Are Not Loyal
1738 Trap Quenne Ave
Washington, DC 17388

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (TxJGV)

569 He's running per the FEC.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (RWGcK)

Did you read the filing? Pretty sure Biden doesn't live on Trap Queen Avenue

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

570 Saw it on twitter: https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/635862399413673984 He's running per the FEC.
Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:38 PM (RWGcK)


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And, of course, if it's on twatter, it's got to be true.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 02:42 PM (P25Hh)

571 I always thought Huma with makeup had the makings of an attractive woman (I think a lot of Arab women are pretty), but her face always looked so haggard and sad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:42 PM (SEFXb)

572 You did notice that the name of his principal campaign committee is listed as "These Ho's Are Not Loyal"? Somebody's taking the piss.
---

I R Smart. LOL. He got me.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:42 PM (RWGcK)

573 Is this What Would Tyler Durden Do? I thought I was visiting the Ace of Space HQ.

Posted by: Percy Gryce at August 24, 2015 02:42 PM (mAm+G)

574 I have no idea how you make a fake URL like this one:

http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/P60012135/1023214/

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:43 PM (RWGcK)

575 >>Trump Derangement Syndrome is real.

Perhaps. But not everyone who thinks that a guy who up until a few years and in some cases weeks ago held very liberal positions is deranged in thinking he might not be the best conservative candidate we can muster.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:43 PM (OGm46)

576 The question is: who is their "superstar," waiting in the wings to reveal his (or HER) self?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

You know it's Elizabeth Warren, high cheekbones and all.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 02:44 PM (Bvf82)

577
Hmm, how about Alito/Pataki?

Gilmore/Cochran?

Hey, wait, who's that billionaire that Murdoch wants? Yeah, maybe him and McConnell?

We gotta do somethin'.

Posted by: Bill Kristol,brainstorming at Cafe Milano

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

578 That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across DuPont County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Delaware. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Delaware. And then I figured maybe I'd just run for President.

Posted by: Joey Gump, a running man at August 24, 2015 02:44 PM (NeFrd)

579 'ettes,



Just bought these boots.



Will go well with my Snake jersey.



http://tinyurl.com/qe7fd6w

Posted by: SMFH


Must post pictures. Blog rules, you know.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 02:44 PM (/Ho8c)

580 We should mention the NOOD, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 02:44 PM (VPLuQ)

581 This guy is on my team at the next fireworks battle!!!

In #2 he starts to cackle madly, camera buddy starts backing away "Oh No!"

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2015 02:45 PM (DL2i+)

582 http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/P60012135/1023214/

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2015 02:43 PM (RWGcK)

Oh, it's official. Apparently pretty easy to file.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:45 PM (fWAjv)

583 If Sloe Joe runs, I "Suspect" he is in position to
torpedo hillary. He can say he was there when this and that decision was
made and everything that she said is bullshit...ala My Cousin Vinny.
And that could open the road for some other candidate: warren?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 02:39 PM (gf8BH)


They keep upping the ante, week after week. I suspect Hillary is being told in very very bold ways to get off the stage, and she's refusing. So they keep turning over cards, one by one, because heck, if you don't have to show your whole hand, why would you?

Still, she refuses, and still they tell her, week after week, "get off the stage, we have more. You won't win, we won't let you. Get off now before we go all in."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 02:46 PM (TOk1P)

584 Rocky Balboa is running as well.

http://tinyurl.com/pk9ydvj

*time to waste time on that list to see who else is running.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:47 PM (fWAjv)

585 that Nutraloaf shit they feed prisoners

Stringerette just returned from solocation. She looked up son of Dad's Old Buddy in rural NC, who runs a traveling barbeque. He regaled her with a tale:
Just recently his biggest most regular customer was a Lutheran outreach group that takes dinner to convicts once a week, and then, ministers. To them. Damn commas.

He's had to replace the BBQ chickens, though. Now smokes chicken patties for the take-in dinners. Turns out a con palmed a drumstick bone, sharpened it into a shank, and stabbed another prisoner. Hard to be nice to some people.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 02:47 PM (xq1UY)

586 Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:43 PM (OGm46)

It's one thing to think, like I do, that Trump is probably not presidential material, to put it mildly. It's another thing not to recognize why people are attracted to him and to obsessively display TDS symptoms.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:47 PM (SEFXb)

587 I read an article about in Hot Chicks and World Report when I went to Dr. Lexus's office.

Posted by: Not Sure at August 24, 2015 02:48 PM (KH8nb)

588 I really have to hand it to the leftist brainwashing technique that Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are considered appropriate Presidential material.

If only conservatives could take a few lessons.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 24, 2015 02:49 PM (LXJ1e)

589 587,

lol.

Watched that just the other night...for the upteenth time.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 02:49 PM (zyIlW)

590 I always thought Huma with makeup had the makings of an attractive woman (I think a lot of Arab women are pretty), but her face always looked so haggard and sad.



You would too if you knew you'd been played by Anthony Weiner and had to resort to huffing Hills! shorts

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 02:49 PM (4dbPD)

591 >>It's one thing to think, like I do, that Trump is probably not presidential material, to put it mildly. It's another thing not to recognize why people are attracted to him and to obsessively display TDS symptoms.

Everybody recognizes why Trump is attractive to a variety of people. It's not exactly a secret.

But people saying over and over in every thread that anyone not totally down with the Donald as our candidate must have some sort of derangement is boring and ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:50 PM (OGm46)

592 I'm surprised Huma hasn't eaten a bullet yet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 02:50 PM (zyIlW)

593 Y'all are a bit weird.

Cute girl has a can-do attitude on learning technology. She takes care of her appearance, including wearing makeup, tiny dresses and artificially enhancing her bust to make her more attractive to men. Additionally, she isn't afraid to do things just to piss off the professionally offended. I think these are all valuable and attractive points in her favor.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go beat my dick like it owes me money.

Posted by: Semper Why at August 24, 2015 02:51 PM (u4/yY)

594 But people saying over and over in every thread that anyone not totally down with the Donald as our candidate must have some sort of derangement is boring and ridiculous.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:50 PM (OGm46)

"Boring and ridiculous", that is what a deranged person would say.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 24, 2015 02:53 PM (LXJ1e)

595 Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 02:50 PM (OGm46)

Eh, I don't know how widespread that is. We have a few die hard fans (two come to mind), but I think most people here supporting his candidacy are doing it on the basis of cynicism - LIB and GOPe DIAF types. How many people actually think he's a conservative? People hate the GOPe and are enjoying the show.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 24, 2015 02:54 PM (SEFXb)

596 I'm surprised Huma hasn't eaten a bullet yet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 02:50 PM (zyIlW)

Who says she hasn't?

Ohhhhhh, that type of bullet.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 02:57 PM (fWAjv)

597 If indeed she is wearing a ring, and I had to enter a username and email addy to look at that link, I'd be an adulterer. At least I think that's what the word means now.

....
(Click)

Posted by: Guy who clicks on things at August 24, 2015 03:13 PM (F++0u)

598 "It looks like she could reconfigure the space in the secret compartments."

She just reconfigured the space in my pants.

Posted by: Alex at August 24, 2015 03:14 PM (7Yy8M)

599 Rumor has it she likes Ewoks.


Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 24, 2015 03:18 PM (UhRGU)

600 That's a word I'd like to retire: "hot". I never hear anyone use the word "beautiful" anymore. They're not synonyms, as this thread illustrates, but "hot" has pretty much crowded out all other terms of admiration for feminine beauty, and left just this rather vulgar term.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 03:29 PM (VBbCO)

601 Whoa! She's just about perfect. In spite of those dumbass shoes.

Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2015 03:34 PM (go5uR)

602 Wedges? Well, most people I know call them breasts, but I guess "wedges" works, too.

Posted by: Marty at August 24, 2015 03:42 PM (pkRgR)

603 477
Man, I'd hit that chick so hard...



Yeah but is there a woman alive you wouldn't?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 02:18 PM (39g3+)

Hillary!

Posted by: Steve Garvey at August 24, 2015 03:54 PM (hRytD)

604 She looks like a skeleton with tits.

Posted by: Ed Snyder at August 24, 2015 03:58 PM (3IYic)

605 Those who follow me know how much I love Teh #SCIENCE!



Posted by: kbdabear at August 24, 2015 02:33 PM (fcL8/)

You rock!
Note to self: start buying keyboards in bulk.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Jobs at August 24, 2015 04:00 PM (hRytD)

606 No, they're not real But, they are spectacular!

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 24, 2015 06:56 PM (IU5o4)

607 Do NOT like plastic titties.

Do not want....

Posted by: Portnoy at August 24, 2015 07:04 PM (OmSir)

608 That woman is NOT an SJW. She's a female geek. And I suspect #gamergate would worship her, or do, if they know of her.

Bravo!

Posted by: Kathy Kinsley at August 24, 2015 08:05 PM (P1Mfe)

609 Store bought.

Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2015 08:34 PM (GuZMf)

610 So, the Barbie doll may be replaced by the Boobie spy doll, or something...

I'm wondering how'd she design Ken look like -- would he have size enhancements too?

Posted by: Seipherd at August 25, 2015 01:52 AM (BGMgo)

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