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Hillary Clinton Covers Up Yesterday's Cavalcade of Lies With, Get This, More Lies

Charles Cooke parses Hillary's parsings:

As CNN has reported, at least 305 of the e-mails that Hillary handed over contained classified information within -- classified information that is subject to strict federal law. How does she account for that? She doesn’t, really. "Whether it was a personal account or a government account," she argued, "I did not send classified material and I did not receive any material that was marked or designated 'classified,' which is the way you know whether something is.”

You will presumably have noticed the peculiarly asymmetrical phrasing of Clinton's answer: "I did not send classified material and I did not receive any material that was marked or designated 'classified.'" That's deliberate. In order to have any chance at avoiding liability under 18 USC 1924, Clinton needs not only to have refrained from actively sending or copying e-mails that contained classified information, but also to have been blissfully unaware that she had been receiving them in the first instance...

Far from representing a confident dismissal of the accusations, Clinton's careful parsing is a sign that she’s holding on to a fig leaf.

The self-imputed Only Honest Man in DC, Ron Fournier, counted Hillary's lies in yesterday's press conference and came up with six.

Hillary Super-Fan Mika Brezinzsky read introduced the Hillary press-conference in a funereal tone:


But Team Hillary has a way to distract you from yesterday old-news lies. And that, of course, is the brand-new lies.

One Clinton aide is claiming she's just a confused old lady who doesn't understand what the ell is going on around her:

Hillary Clinton's communications director says there is no complex explanation for why the Democratic presidential candidate used a private email server at the State Department.

...

"She didn't really -- that’s the thing, she didn't really think it through," she added of Clinton. "She has said, had she -- she would have done it differently."

...

Palmieri also refused comment Wednesday over whether Clinton's personal device had gotten wiped clean before reaching Justice Department investigators last week.

There's no story at all here, and this is all made up nonsense about routine matters, and also, by the way, I refuse comment on very simple, straightforward questions about when Hillary wiped the hard drive.

Other aides continue with the Confused Old Lady defenses. JeffB. calls bullshit:




As I've noted before, the Clinton's defenses always come down, ultimately, to intent. Oh, they did all the illegal things you say; you just can't prove they intended to do them to thwart the law. Maybe they did these evidence-destroying things for other reasons, like wanting to keep their yoga routines secret for later publication in a horrifying book.

The IG's letter, remember, stated these documents had their Top Secret markings when they originated. If Hillary's people stripped them off -- well, that's another crime.


But I guess you'll have to prove their intent to strip them off -- they will say maybe it was all an incredible series of oopsies.

Hill's people are also sticking to their claim that the docs subsequently became classified -- which seems disputed by the IG letter above.


A passive, unwitting recipient for president -- I get a real New Frontier feeling from that slogan.

You know who this all helps, right?

That's right.


The One Who Intimately Touches Unbidden.

Have Democrat Opponents Decided to Actually Take On Hillary? Will Martin O'Malley's trial balloon presage further attacks from Sanders and Webb?


Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM




Comments

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1 first?

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 05:29 PM (qSIlh)

2 So, what exactly is the point of this post, Ace?

Is it your objective to try and destroy the Iran deal or to try and destroy the Senate Republican majority?

You've been very vocal about your disapproval of the Corker resolution earlier in the spring. OK, so what? It passed. You obviously didn't get much traction with that.

So, now what? Pissing and moaning about McConnell some more? Or something that might actually do some good? What say you?

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 19, 2015 04:50 PM (ljZD2)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2015 05:29 PM (4TTES)

3 Oh please, oh please, oh please , oh please...

Posted by: some random meathead at August 19, 2015 05:30 PM (HJqXj)

4 Looks like Biden found his purple crayon....

Posted by: smaulz at August 19, 2015 05:30 PM (g+jFF)

5 Sea Hag looks good in orange.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM (kvWer)

6 During the Vietnam War, American privates and foot soldiers in combat were viciously criticized upon their return home for having followed orders to engage in actions that killed (North Vietnamese) civilians.

"Babykillers" and "murderers" they were called, by the press and the left.

The soldiers tried to defend themselves by saying, truthfully, "But we had no choice! We were following orders! If we had disobeyed our commanding officers, especially in the heat of battle, we would have been field-court-martialed and executed on the spot."

The anti-war crowd dismissed such a defense, saying, "When an order is obviously illegal, you are duty-bound to ignore it. That also is in the military code. You should have turned around and shot your officers for committing war crimes."

I'd like to now throw this back in the Left's faces, and make them play by their own rules, Alinsky-style.

Obama is not only violating the law, but he is self-evidently committing treason against the United States. Are we not, thereby, duty-bound to resist his administration at every level, in every way possible, up to and including civil disobedience and (yes, it has gotten this far) active resistance against government functioning? (Armed or otherwise.)

Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM (jBuUi)

7 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM (q+zA9)

8 Squeeze my finger ...

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM (HJqXj)

9 Hillary! Someone needs to peel her like an onion. amirite?

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM (Vf5rR)

10 I don't think Joe Biden is a properly certified boobeh whisperer

Posted by: Yo! at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM (q+zA9)

11 A Clinton finally goofed by committing a crime where intent is not a requirement.

Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM (evdj2)

12 Liars gotta lie.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM (OLNwX)

13 Hillary lies like a cheap rug.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM (88xKn)

14 The question of interest to me is, who and how many in her cabal will offer themselves up to take her place on the jib.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 19, 2015 05:33 PM (BZAd3)

15 NOT THERE JOE!

Posted by: Shillery at August 19, 2015 05:33 PM (n2K+4)

16 ace, someone in the comments was saying that intent doesn't matter when it comes to classified docs.

Not sure if it's true, but they were essentially saying that when you get security clearance you sign a bunch of forms that basically say, "I know I am 100% responsible for ensuring this info is treated with the utmost security, as per whoevers guidelines"

So unlike most laws, "intent" doesn't seem to matter one way or another.

In other words, whether you accidentally send out a classified email or do it on purpose, you've still committed a crime.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 05:33 PM (AkOaV)

17 If she is too stooped to figure out email and proper handling of classified docs SHE IS NOT FIT FOR OFFICE.

Sorry, but seriously, why isn't anyone laughing or screaming this in her dunderhead aide's face?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:33 PM (NOIQH)

18 This won't be over until she hangs from the gibbet for the sport of her own crows.

Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at August 19, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)

19 this is just what Bill Clinton did in 1992: why weren't you drafted during the Viet Nam war? Well, he had an explanation... then when it came out his explanation wasn't true, he had another explanation... and then a third... and then a fourth... and then a fifth, at which point the MSM decided that it was time to move onto something else, like H W Bush not liking broccoli.

Hillary! seems to have not caught on that times are different, which helps explain... (from an email I got a few weeks ago):

"Before Hillary Clinton announced she was running for President, more than 5O,OOO people signed our petition urging her to make ending Citizens United a cornerstone of her platform.

Now, she's calling for a Constitutional Amendment to overturn Citizens United!"

etc

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 05:34 PM (qSIlh)

20
ha ha, sorry laughing at the biden lady hand in that pic.

On a serious note, hillary is a criminal under criminal investigation and the leading candidate for the presidency. Only in America.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2015 05:34 PM (ODxAs)

21 "Didn't think it through."

Just the person we want in the White House.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:35 PM (Xa4vS)

22 OT.... But.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTF is Meghan McCain on The Five?

The supid... it burrrrrrrns.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2015 05:35 PM (JmjOe)

23 But Hillary, what about your gaaaaffffffffes?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:35 PM (NOIQH)

24 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTF is Meghan McCain on The Five?

They needed someone to balance the platform since Beckel left.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 19, 2015 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

25 She wiped the server in my ass.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (OD2ni)

26 re 22: maybe because on a scale of one to ten, she's...

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (qSIlh)

27 If you don't like those lies, she's got plenty more.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (j7iSn)

28 Okay that photoshop is definitely fake but accurate

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (RoYIs)

29 There are no such things as "markings" on an email. The traditional legal definition of a "mark" involves ink on paper. Therefore, Hillary! has been completely truthful.

Posted by: Team of Clinton Lawyers at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (UlJ3l)

30 Rectal temperatures are far more accurate.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (HJqXj)

31 What an avalanche of shit today's been. Ugh

Posted by: Clarney at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (IF1Jb)

32 "Didn't think it through."

Here Madam President, the launch codes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (Xa4vS)

33 GOP is advertising those little pre-moistened screen wipers with Hillary's logo on them.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)

34 As I understand it, Hillary didn't use her official email at all to conduct SoS business, she only used her personal email. Is she saying that as SoS, it didn't seem a bit strange to her that she NEVER got a classified email? Not one?

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

35 Your world frightens & confuses me.

When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I saw while I was in Hawaii last year, I think "Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?"

I don't know. I'm just a caveman, that's the way I think!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton Caveman Lawyer at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (lRwmz)

36 The Clintons always manage to inadvertently do things that are against the law that magically work to their advantage.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

37 Sorry... ButBeckel is smarter than Meggy Mac.


Oh.... You meant literally...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (JmjOe)

38 Oh, they did all the illegal things you say; you just can't prove they intended to do them to thwart the law.

Luckily, you only have "prove" beyond a reasonable doubt. When it comes to intention and reasonable doubt as regards the Clintons ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (MYSVz)

39 She didn't really -- that's the thing, she didn't really think it through, she added of Clinton. She has said, had she -- she would have done it differently.


--Wow, a ringing endorsement for a presidential candidate if there ever was one.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (vsbNu)

40 Bwahahahahhaa.......


That surprise Buttsecks pic of Hilary alone should end her viability.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (MDgS8)

41 Is this real life?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (Xa4vS)

42 Those red thermometers taste funny.

Posted by: Mr. Oink Oink at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (kvWer)

43 What we have here is a failure to........



http://tinyurl.com/nq9vmdl

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (0FSuD)

44 Hillary's problem is that lack of character is destiny.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (XUKZU)

45 Clinton aides maintain she never received or sent anything that was marked classified.

Because they 'un-marked' it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 19, 2015 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

46 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTF is Meghan McCain on The Five?They needed someone to balance the platform since Beckel left."

Credit where its due, the Fox hair/makeup people are pretty talented.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 19, 2015 05:39 PM (OD2ni)

47 What exactly is the original of Hillary from before it got photoshopped with Biden touching her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 05:39 PM (OSs/l)

48 That pic of Biden and Hillary is perfection.

hahahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:39 PM (Xa4vS)

49 Loved your tweets with that Hillary pic yesterday, Ace.

You could tell that she made that face and gesture because she knew there was no believable answer. None. Couldn't even think of something clever - just that "you mean wipe it with a cloth?"

She is so dying to scream "You can't handle the truth! I hid my emails because you idiots don't deserve to read them. Fcuk FOIA!""

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:39 PM (NOIQH)

50 Tomorrow should be fun. SoS has to appear before Judge Sullivan to explain where the hell the stuff he asked for is?




Should be a LONG day for Clinton

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

51 So, if I spend my work day looking at porn on a DoD computer, can I simply say "I didn't think it through" and get off the hook? Sweet!

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

52 Didn't think it through

---------------------------

When incompetence and stupidity are your best options for excuses, you are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (WiU5D)

53 She didn't really -- that's the thing, she didn't really think it through,

-
Neither did the guy who beat his wife to death with a baseball bat because she burned the bans.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (XUKZU)

54 There must be an old saying - a proverb - that goes along with this.

In the land of liars, the worst liar makes the rest look honorable?

No?

You get my drift, right? In a time when everyone is looking at Washington in amazement for the mountains of lies it is able to generate - AND THEY JUST KEEP FUCKING LYING and rubbing our faces in the scat of their lying asses - Hillary must seem like a gift from heaven. Even though they are lying ass liars who know that everyone knows what they are, they must be thinking, "Well, by comparison, we're relatively honest. We'll be able to pull this shit off for years yet."

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (BZAd3)

55 34 As I understand it, Hillary didn't use her official email at all to conduct SoS business, she only used her personal email. Is she saying that as SoS, it didn't seem a bit strange to her that she NEVER got a classified email? Not one?
Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

I believe (and I've read this multiple times, but don't know if it's true or not) that the govt maintains a separate intranet with encryption and their own quasi email service for classified info.

As in, these emails should have never been on her UNENCRYPTED state.gov email inbox either.

Also, who had security clearance to receive these original emails and send them to Hillary! I thought the super ultra double secret probation top secret blah blah blah markings meant only need to know people could read the emails, and only in the scif (or whatever) room and they were not allowed to leave said room with notes.

Or am I making this up?

Sometimes I have acid-flashback like false memories when it comes to the Clintons and their drama.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (AkOaV)

56 She was pretending not to know what wiping a server meant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (kvWer)

57 51
So, if I spend my work day looking at porn on a DoD computer, can I
simply say "I didn't think it through" and get off the hook? Sweet!


Tell me more.

Posted by: Jared Fogle at August 19, 2015 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

58 Is this real life?

Well.....yes and no....

It's complicated......

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 05:41 PM (MDgS8)

59 When incompetence and stupidity are your best options for excuses, you are well and truly screwed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
____________________

What makes you so sure?

Posted by: Low Information President at August 19, 2015 05:41 PM (UlJ3l)

60 Her pic has a certain.....'Otis the Drunk' quality to it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 19, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

61 "Didn't think it through"----------->Didn't think she'd get caught.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:41 PM (NOIQH)

62 Ace gave rustytrumpetdaddy a stern warning (#456 in last thread).

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 05:41 PM (vsbNu)

63 I didn't MEAN to have child porn.

Posted by: Jared at August 19, 2015 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

64 47 What exactly is the original of Hillary from before it got photoshopped with Biden touching her?

She's going like ¯\_( )_/¯ during that hostile press conference.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2015 05:42 PM (VdICR)

65 "Didn't think it through."

vs

Smartest woman on the planet!11!!

Something's not sitting right.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:42 PM (Xa4vS)

66 Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM (jBuUi)


--------------


Yes. We're pretty much at that point.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 05:42 PM (P25Hh)

67 What difference at this point does it make? Wipe it like with a cloth while I'm dodging sniper fire? Besides, I'm dead broke and my daughter barely survived 9/11. Oh, and I love my husband.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (wAQA5)

68 Question:

Did the "aides" who "unmarked" all the Top-Secret documents themselves have Top Secret security clearance?

I know the answer is "No, but I thought it sounded more respectable and journalistic to phrase it as a question.

Therefore, that alone (allowing un-cleared personnel to see secrets outside their security-clearance level) is a major federal crime, for which Hillary needs to serve jail time.

Thus, their "excuse" only gets her in deeper, hotter water.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (jBuUi)

69 Here, Hill, let me put your transvaginal mesh back in place.

Posted by: Joey 'Shocka' Biden at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (lRwmz)

70 We didn't think it through.

Posted by: Zombies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (Dwehj)

71 What exactly is the original of Hillary from before it got photoshopped with Biden touching her?


Follow the link then scroll up.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (MDgS8)

72 kind of off topic, just noticed at yahoo news (from business insider):

Cybersecurity firm hired by Hillary Clinton: 'We would never have taken it on' if we knew of the ensuing chaos

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 05:43 PM (qSIlh)

73 Hillary! Someone needs to peel her like an onion. amirite?


Posted by: rebel flounder at August 19, 2015 05:32 PM


There just ain't enough lotion in the world, buddy....

Posted by: Jame Gumb at August 19, 2015 05:44 PM (AqaiB)

74 I see that last picture and all I can think of is Deep Purple's "Knockin' at your Back Door" with the volume maxed out to 11!

Posted by: scrood at August 19, 2015 05:44 PM (3b9U4)

75 It's bizarre watching Hillary pantomime what she thinks of as human expression.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 05:44 PM (MDgS8)

76 'We would never have taken it on' if we knew of the ensuing chaos'

Not because it was illegal, because it's inconvenient.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (/kI1Q)

77 42
Those red thermometers taste funny.


Posted by: Mr. Oink Oink


Yeah, but they're good and crunchy, good mouth feel. Also, when you bite down, there's a nice sweet surprise in the center.

Posted by: Joe Biden, swearing off paste for mercury at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

78 Rush was pretty funny today. He was comparing Trump to Hilldog. Trump boinks beautiful women. Hilldog's husband boinks beautiful women.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (XUKZU)

79 Joe Biden knows what's up.

Posted by: Deez Nuts at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (TJCSB)

80 C'mon. Sing along with me:

Lying, Liars
Lying, liars

Get this, caught
Lying again.

Chorus:

Lying Liars
Lying Liars

Get this, telling
You lies again.


C'mon everybody. SING!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (x3GpS)

81 Four Finger discount.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (kvWer)

82 You know what would solve this problem? Comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (wAQA5)

83 Also, who had security clearance to receive these original emails and send them to Hillary! I thought the super ultra double secret probation top secret blah blah blah markings meant only need to know people could read the emails, and only in the scif (or whatever) room and they were not allowed to leave said room with notes.

Posted by: mynewhandle


Ba-Bingo.

See comment #68.

Allowing low-level employees to see her Top Secret incoming emails it itself a federal crime.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (jBuUi)

84 65 "Didn't think it through."

vs

Smartest woman on the planet!11!!

Something's not sitting right.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:42 PM (Xa4vS)

I told her not to work from home.
Posted by: Bill Clinton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (OLNwX)

85 Also, Ron Fournier can eat me. Hey Ron, nobody's buying your "I'm a neutral middle of the roader type". You're a lib. Own it.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

86 re 79: I can also imagine Uncle Slow saying "I don't know what the meaning of "is" is."

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (qSIlh)

87 We didn't think it through.

Posted by: Producers of 'Ishtar' at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (lRwmz)

88 >>>She is so dying to scream "You can't handle the truth! I hid my emails because you idiots don't deserve to read them. Fcuk FOIA!""

probably. she probably is very angry that she has to lie, not because she objects to lying, but that we peasants are making her go to the effort of lying.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (dciA+)

89 Ace gave rustytrumpetdaddy a stern warning (#456 in last thread).

Trumpetdaddy is a plant trying to get the Trump voters to wash their hands of the GOP to save the primaries for !jeb!.

Posted by: Jared at August 19, 2015 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

90 "One Clinton aide is claiming she's just a confused old lady who doesn't understand what the hell is going on around her"

------------

Okay, so Granny doesn't know how that new-fangled email works. That's fine, I suppose; I have an grandmother who still types in all caps, and my very smart parents don't know how to set up their home wifi network. Not necessarily a disqualifier from office.

But if you don't know technology, you just take what you're given. My grandmother has the computer that her kids got her; my parents have the wifi network that I set up for him. So Hillary would have just taken the state.gov email address that she was given... unless someone convinced her to do otherwise.

Who is that person?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 19, 2015 05:47 PM (xN1DB)

91 Ishtar 2.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 05:47 PM (kvWer)

92 Hillary Clinton, passive victim.

Yeah, one thing Hillary is known for is her PASSIVITY.

I believe that...

Posted by: deepelemblues at August 19, 2015 05:47 PM (LdJfm)

93 Should be a LONG day for Clinton

Probably won't show up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 05:47 PM (OSs/l)

94 She should have Chelsea as her spokes person.

Chelsea would come out, shrug her shoulders with her arms out to her side and go "What? Me Worry?" with that Howdy Doddy grin of hers.

PR Gold I tells ya. They'll lap it up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 05:47 PM (x3GpS)

95 Hillary's simulation of human'like behaviour is about as accurate as Michael Jackson's perception of what a white person's face looks like.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 05:48 PM (MDgS8)

96 Anybody still wanna argue that Hill is toast?

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

97


if this is her excuse she s gonna need the funny glasses back

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 05:48 PM (zOTsN)

98 It really is a clown show. Biden, Hillary, Kerry, Gruber, and the rest. It's a poorly scripted, weakly plotted, inappropriately casted reality show.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (Xa4vS)

99 Love it when a post just disappears into thin air.

Posted by: Zombies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (Dwehj)

100 The Death of a Legend.
Mika:
The Smartest Woman in the World died today of a self inflicted Fcuk up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (x3GpS)

101 "Also, Ron Fournier can eat me. Hey Ron, nobody's buying your "I'm a neutral middle of the roader type". You're a lib. Own it."

Sure he's a lib, but he's not a blind partisan hack passing on Hillary talking points like Maggie Haberlin.Counts for something.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (OD2ni)

102 Hey! CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG! Umm, CAITLYN JENNER! Uhh, WAR ON WOMEN! LOOK OVER THERE!

Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (WiU5D)

103 95
Hillary's simulation of human'like behaviour is about as accurate as
Michael Jackson's perception of what a white person's face looks like.


Or Donald Trump's simulacrum of class.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

104 24 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTF is Meghan McCain on The Five?

They needed someone to balance the platform since Beckel left.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 19, 2015 05:35 PM (oVJmc)


That platform may tip over and capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D) at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (EHU9F)

105 Feel the Bern!!

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2015 05:50 PM (n2K+4)

106 So the influence peddling.....when will that be addressed?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 19, 2015 05:50 PM (eOpVe)

107 "It really is a clown show. Biden, Hillary, Kerry, Gruber, and the rest. It's a poorly scripted, weakly plotted, inappropriately casted reality show."

You forgot me!!!

Posted by: Susan "He served honorably" Rice at August 19, 2015 05:50 PM (OD2ni)

108 >>Did the "aides" who "unmarked" all the Top-Secret documents themselves have Top Secret security clearance?

I've read that this is the person the FBI wants to find - the person(s) who transferred the classified docs from the secured network to Hillary's server. They could not have been emailed as is; 'rons w/experience have said that they would have had to be downloaded onto a CD or something and then moved to an unsecure network.
If Hillary's team was playing cutesy games with classified markings/downloading classified docs, they are in big trouble.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (NOIQH)

109 101
"Also, Ron Fournier can eat me. Hey Ron, nobody's buying your "I'm a neutral middle of the roader type". You're a lib. Own it."



Sure he's a lib, but he's not a blind partisan hack passing on
Hillary talking points like Maggie Haberlin.Counts for something.

Posted by: Benji Carver


You give him more credit than I do. He only does that when the alternative can't be spoken with a straight face unless your last name is either Obama or Clinton.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

110 95
Hillary's simulation of human'like behaviour is about as accurate as
Michael Jackson's perception of what a white person's face looks like.

Hillary is the propotype of the propotype of the prototype of the prototype for the Terminators, you're saying?

Posted by: deepelemblues at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (LdJfm)

111
Pinging out at comment #73:

When you've lost Buffalo Bill, you've lost any hopes of appearing even vaguely feminine.

- Maybe Hillary _is_ the war on women!




Posted by: _Dave_ at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (l2dSQ)

112 i love the picture and caption

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (zOTsN)

113 Obama is not only violating the law, but he is
self-evidently committing treason against the United States. Are we not,
thereby, duty-bound to resist his administration at every level, in
every way possible, up to and including civil disobedience and (yes, it
has gotten this far) active resistance against government functioning?
(Armed or otherwise.)
Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:31 PM


Well stated, zombie. Expressed far better than I could manage, but I share your thoughts.

The Declaration of Independence tells us what to do when a tyrant rules us, just as the constitution tells us the rights and duties of a President.

Like the "nuclear clock," which is edging toward Midnight (thanks in large part to Choom Boy) the clock of this country's survival is edging swiftly toward "too late."

If we don't do what we, by law and the founding Documents, can do, we are lost.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 19, 2015 05:52 PM (0atQl)

114 #88 probably. she probably is very angry that she has to lie, not because she objects to lying, but that we peasants are making her go to the effort of lying.
--------------

I would imagine that she's enraged that THIS is the thing that dooms her inevitable ascent to the White House. Not Whitewater, not covering up the bimbos, not whatever happened in Benghazi, not being too far right for a radicalized Democratic base. Not even the upstart Obama - he only delayed it, and arguably made her more electable by giving her executive and foreign policy experience.

No, what's bringing her down is some self-inflicted email bullshit. Entirely avoidable. Just use the government email for government stuff and the private email for yoga and wedding stuff. We'd have nothing here. Nothing at all to see. But she did this to herself. That's got to be killing her.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 19, 2015 05:52 PM (xN1DB)

115 People called Hillary the smartest woman in the world. Why? She served on the Watergate commission and was an abject failure at that. She married Bill and there is not a person in the world who wouldn't classify that marriage as a failure. The only thing that she has been successful at is being a one time cattle futures investor who turned $1000 into 100 grand - she cheated. If it would have been investigated, she likely would have been found culpable.

This exaltation of miserable failures is becoming the standard in this country and that is no small problem. Obama, Hillary, Brian Williams, all of the black race baiting reverends... shit - you could spend days going down the list. Bill Ayers wouldn't even be in the top 1000.

Just another random billion pounds of shit to be buried under.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 19, 2015 05:52 PM (BZAd3)

116 I think Huma would be voted "Most Likely To Remove A Classified Marking" in her school yearbook

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

117 You know, when I was playing around with setting up my own home-grown mail server, somehow it never occurred to me to hide it in the shitter.

Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2015 05:53 PM (UzPAd)

118 I'm Shocked! My wife tells me that women are never wrong. I guess the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has struck again. They are Everywhere!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 05:53 PM (SJi0a)

119 "Hey! Ronald Reagan was an old, confused man and you wingnutz voted for HIM twice!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman channeling Lefty Fucknozzles Everywhere at August 19, 2015 05:53 PM (72D6h)

120 I think the style guide must be altered to call her "the Nixonian Hillary Clinton"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

121 actually not fair to Nixon

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

122 I think the style guide must be altered to call her "the Nixonian Hillary Clinton

Wilsonian would be more accurate.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (LAe3v)

123 Did the people who set up her private server have a security clearance?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (kvWer)

124 Tomorrow, Hillary will unveil her latest explanation for this scandal:

It's all a vast right-wing, left-wing and centrist conspiracy!

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (jBuUi)

125 I'm betting she's kicking herself in the ass right now wishing she would have not taken that job as SoS and just spent the last four years playing the elder stateswoman.

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2015 05:54 PM (n2K+4)

126 102 Hey! CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG! Umm, CAITLYN JENNER! Uhh, WAR ON WOMEN! LOOK OVER THERE!
Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (WiU5D)

But you'd better not mention stopping and restarting aborted "fetuses" hearts for fun. That's science dammit.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 19, 2015 05:55 PM (BZAd3)

127 She didn't know anything about futures trading. She didn't know anything about Travel Gate. She didn't know anything about the Rose Firm billing records. She didn't know anything about the FBI files. She didn't know anything about President Clinton cheating on her. She didn't know anything about security deficits in Benghazi. She didn't know anything about her signatures on official documents. She didn't know anything about the film not bring the cause of the attack in Benghazi. She didn't know anything about private servers being illegal. She didn't know anything about classified emails.

The bitch don't know anything.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 19, 2015 05:55 PM (cJswI)

128 Everyone who has been an SSO (AYKWYA) are all screaming BullSh*t to all of this.
What a friggin' crock of crap!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (Z9g7j)

129
By the way, I'd take any warning from Ace or any of the other Ace of Spades posters very seriously.








Posted by: _Dave_ at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (l2dSQ)

130 116 I think Huma would be voted "Most Likely To Remove A Classified Marking" in her school yearbook
Posted by: ThunderB


Muslim Brotherhood madrassas have yearbooks??!?

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (jBuUi)

131 probably. she probably is very angry that she has to lie, not because
she objects to lying, but that we peasants are making her go to the
effort of lying.


It's like A Few Good Men

I think she wants to say it. I think she's pissed off that she's gotta hide
from this. I think she wants to say that she made a command decision and
that's the end of it. (paraphrased)


Posted by: hadoop at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (2X7pN)

132 This is exactly why I said in the last thread that who polls best against Hillary at this point is irrelevant.

I have doubted for a long time that she would even be a candidate by the new year.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (ljZD2)

133 Heh. Cavalcade of Lies.

You can almost see a chorus line of fat, sweaty, moth-balls, ensure and diarrhea-stinking, blue-haired, orange-pants-suit-wearing harridans just barely kicking up their legs to the beat of "Lawrence Welk Covers Old Show Tunes" . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (72D6h)

134 really is a clown show. Biden, Hillary, Kerry, Gruber, and the rest. It's a poorly scripted, weakly plotted, inappropriately casted reality show.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:49 PM (Xa4vS)


------------------------------


But it all somehow works for the 52%ers.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 05:57 PM (P25Hh)

135 >>Did the people who set up her private server have a security clearance?

Doubt he did at the time - it was set up by a campaign worker in 2008, days before her Senate confirmation hearing. However, he was then hired by Hillary to work IT at State.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 05:57 PM (NOIQH)

136 Mmmpf lmmmmmmph mwmmmmmpf tmmmmpf!

Posted by: Huma at August 19, 2015 05:57 PM (vsbNu)

137 If Hillary's team was playing cutesy games with classified markings/downloading classified docs, they are in big trouble.

If they pulled the documents off of certified system, there should be a transaction log. Ditto for print jobs. The question I have is "did State properly maintain the transaction logs?" Having had several interactions with State IT, I'm not holding on to hope very strongly.

The hole is printed documents, that are passed around, then scanned and cropped on an unsecure machine/network by someone acting furtively. Likely at Kinkos.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 05:58 PM (ztOda)

138 @127 Posted by: Cruzinator at August 19, 2015 05:55 PM

Still, I wonder what ever happened to the card board box she used to carry around.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 05:58 PM (Z9g7j)

139 I'm thinking the only person with an undeserved sense of worth and size of ego in DC besides her is Obama.

She thought she could slip stream behind him after a few years flying around the world shaking hands.

Little did she know the little bowing weasel was going to set her up like a bowling pin.

And the best part is Obama didn't have to do a fcuking thing cause she did it to herself.

That's always the best move. When your enemy is heading into a disaster; step aside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 05:58 PM (x3GpS)

140 The one thing you can guarantee is that we do not know the entire story about this stuff, and the media will absolutely make this all as confusing as possible, and drag it out. This thing is going twist and turn all over the place.

So...keep that in mind

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 05:58 PM (SJi0a)

141 128 Everyone who has been an SSO (AYKWYA) are all screaming BullSh*t to all of this.
What a friggin' crock of crap!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (Z9g7j)

-----

What does that mean?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (Xa4vS)

142 Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (Z9g7j)

Hell, any honest person that has ever touched a classified document involving National security is screaming "Bullsh!t!" at the top of their lungs.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (ftVQq)

143 "Trust me with the Nuclear Football and unrestricted access to every government secret!"

"Why should we trust you?"

"Because I'm a confused, out-of-touch old lady who doesn't now how computers 'n' stuff work!"

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (jBuUi)

144 Just go away, rustytrombonedaddy

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (vsbNu)

145 fgs, why doesn't she just come out with ' What difference does it make now "

worked before

Posted by: willow at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

146 Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (72D6h)

No, I can't actually.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (OSs/l)

147 doesn't now how = doesn't know how

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (jBuUi)

148 Multiple choice:

A) Vast right-wing email conspiracy. "I did nothing wrong. I know nothing!" (said in Sgt Schultz voice)

B) Senile. Does not know how to read or send emails. Thinks server is protected by a moat and Secret Service. Did not know server in bathroom closet. Still thinks phones are two soup cans with string. May also think server is butler. Use of wipes is now hilarious meme by GOP (ha).

C) Clinton parsing of words is is, the new ISIS.

D) Expect health crisis any day now. Running on vodka fumes. Possible spark and polyester flame out from thighs rubbing together under tunic due to fumes.

Behind the curtain Bill must be having fits of despair, hence the golf meet up. Expect Baroque I "secrets" to hit fan any day now or after retiring health crisis.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (akaHw)

149
At least Fournier brings up the point that she should know that the private server was a violation of the law in itself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2015 06:00 PM (ODxAs)

150 When your enemy is heading into a disaster; step aside.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 05:58 PM (x3GpS)


If only there was an opposition party that could use that as a tactic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 06:00 PM (ftVQq)

151 Trumpetdaddy is a plant trying to get the Trump voters to wash their hands of the GOP to save the primaries for !jeb!.


GOPe did that all on their own.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2015 06:01 PM (LImvu)

152 456 trumpetdaddy,

go fuck yourself, and stop talking to me, asshole.

You're on my last nerve. fuck off with your Ron Paul R3vOLution style viral agitations.
Posted by: ace at August 19, 2015 05:36 PM (dciA+)

464 oh and leave other people alone as well. You annoy them, and I understand why.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2015 05:39 PM (dciA+)

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 06:01 PM (vsbNu)

153 I've seen goats fuck in the market place, but I never saw shit like this....

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 19, 2015 06:01 PM (uJK1E)

154 At least Fournier brings up the point that she should know that the private server was a violation of the law in itself.

Why? It's worked all these years. It's not like the press is any better at investigative journalism(I use that term loosely).

Posted by: hadoop at August 19, 2015 06:02 PM (2X7pN)

155 "When your enemy is heading into a disaster:" Tell him what a great job he is doing!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:02 PM (SJi0a)

156 142 Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (Z9g7j)

----

Oh, got it. Everyone in the know, knows she's lying.

I'm as alcohol addled as Hillary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 06:03 PM (Xa4vS)

157 re 134: free community college for all, student loans forgiven after 20 years, what else have they promised?
13 million good paying jobs, from Bernie Socialist, for a start.

Posted by: mallfly at August 19, 2015 06:03 PM (qSIlh)

158 Anyone watch the video above?

Because holy crap is that amazing stuff. Funereal almost doesn't do it justice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2015 06:03 PM (oFCZn)

159 Don't know much about history
Don't know much technology
Don't know much about the Foundations books
Don't know much about the White House furniture I took
But I do know that I fooled you
And I know that if you vote for me, too
What a wonderful world this would be
Don't know much about geography
Don't know much about Benghazi
Don't know much about OpSec, what for
Don't know what a security clearance is for
But I do know one and one is two
And if this one could hoodwink you
What a wonderful world this would be
Now, I don't claim to be an A student
But I'm trying to be
For maybe by being an A student, baby
I can win your vote for me
Don't know much about history
Don't know much technology
Don't know much about the Foundations books
Don't know much about the White House furniture I took
But I do know that I fooled you.......

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

160 Why? <<<<

Because hillary is trying to skate around that fact.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2015 06:04 PM (ODxAs)

161 It's like A Few Good Men

I think she wants to say it. I think she's pissed off that she's gotta hide from this. I think she wants to say that she made a command decision and that's the end of it. (paraphrased)

Posted by: hadoop at August 19, 2015 05:56 PM (2X7pN)

Shit, I can't cut and paste this, but it is hilarious, from a David Brooks column in 2007 where he sets forth a fantasy debate between the Donk candidates. At the end, Hillary goes Colonel Jessup on everyone:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/02/opinion/02brooks.html?_r=0

Yes, Brooks is a fucking idiot, and the NYT is Hell's Rag. But it is funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2015 06:04 PM (72D6h)

162 Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 06:01 PM (vsbNu)

Why has Trumpetdaddy struck such a nerve? I've seen nothing other than having an opposite opinion than most here.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 19, 2015 06:04 PM (cJswI)

163 Look, I don't know technology. I can't even set my VCR to record Matlock! It just keeps flashing 12:00!

And these new push button phones? Why did we lose the rotary phones? It's why they called it dialing.

......and did you ever notice.....

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (lRwmz)

164 Clinton was "passive recipient of unwitting information that subsequently became classified."

Dang, I should used that excuse!!!

Posted by: Jared the Subway Guy at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (NOIQH)

165 "You give him more credit than I do. He only does that when the alternative can't be spoken with a straight face unless your last name is either Obama or Clinton."

I do give him credit for that. A low bar to be sure butthat is the awqful state of the MSM. Consider that ABC's top newscaster has no problem spouting lying Clinton BS talking points with a straight face.

Posted by: Susan at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (OD2ni)

166 The fact is that this witch was willing to compromise or even share secret info with our enemies rather than ever have to share any info with Congress and/or the American people. Think about that.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (cN9Sk)

167 Posted by: pep at August 19, 2015 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

I was amazed that Chris Plante on this AM's show seemed to be saying that he believed that Ron Fournier had integrity. I concluded it must have been the strong drink on my part.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (ftVQq)

168 Eh? What you say sonny? Eh?

Posted by: Hillary!s ear trumpet at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (wAQA5)

169 Yep; Mika looks like she's just lost her best friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (OSs/l)

170 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 19, 2015 05:59 PM (akaHw)


Option E: The Bart Simpson Defense: "I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove anything!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (72D6h)

171 I wonder if she can scan her groceries?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (kvWer)

172 If you can lie a little bit
You can lie a little bit more
Once you get away with it
It comes a little easier than it did before.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (cALhI)

173 162 Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 06:01 PM (vsbNu)

Why has Trumpetdaddy struck such a nerve? I've seen nothing other than having an opposite opinion than most here.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 19, 2015 06:04 PM (cJswI)

--I'm not sure myself what Ace means, unless td has been flooding his inbox.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (vsbNu)

174 >>Clinton was "passive recipient of unwitting information that subsequently became classified."

>>Dang, I should used that excuse!!!

Posted by: Jared the Subway Guy


Me, too!!!

Posted by: Edward Snowden at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (NOIQH)

175 Don't know if it's been suggested yet, but that Biden/Felony! pic really should have a "SOON" caption.

Posted by: Bayou City's tablet at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (AJrbR)

176 155
"When your enemy is heading into a disaster:" Tell him what a great job he is doing!



Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:02 PM (SJi0a)

How's about a medal or plaque?

Posted by: Jeb! at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (Vf5rR)

177 Looks like Hillary's getting an early Christmas Goose from "Plugs" there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (x3GpS)

178 shes awful

just terrible

where did the smartest person in the world thing get said

she is awful

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

179 Has Bernie Sanders been in the sun too much, or is he just a big lush?

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (vsbNu)

180 I'll take What the Krazzy Old Granny Says for 200$ Alex

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2015 06:07 PM (UUyP7)

181
Hey Pop Quiz.

Which is the only candidate to outright declare that what Hillary has done with her emails is a "fraud"?

If you answered TRUMP, then: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
-You're right! If you said anyone else, then: BZZZZT!

And which is the only candidate to suggest that what Hillary has done should get her "up to 20 years in prison"?

Again, if you answered TRUMP, you're right!

True, other candidates have vaguely suggested that what Hillary did may have been against the law and very bad, etc.
But none of them have been as explicitly condemning of Clinton as has Teh TRUMP.

So who can we count on to go for the throat against ANYONE in the general election. That's right, Donald Trump!



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 19, 2015 06:07 PM (l2dSQ)

182 O/T
In light of recent national and international events, I felt it would be prudent to just go ahead and order that other P-64 after all.

Thank you.

We now return control of your computer to you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:07 PM (VPLuQ)

183 163 Look, I don't know technology. I can't even set my VCR to record Matlock! It just keeps flashing 12:00!

And these new push button phones? Why did we lose the rotary phones? It's why they called it dialing.

......and did you ever notice.....

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:05 PM (lRwmz)


Many funnies could be had putting a Hillary impersonator at a desk doing an Andy Rooney type impression.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2015 06:07 PM (oFCZn)

184
Mmmpf lmmmmmmph mwmmmmmpf tmmmmpf!
Posted by: Huma at August 19, 2015 05:57 PM (vsbNu)
..................................
Bli blub you!

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at August 19, 2015 06:08 PM (wAQA5)

185

Oh, where is this all going?
Hillary is desperately trying to string this out so that it will go away.

But, like I heard someone say - some talking head - that once the people hear "FBI" is involved, their ears perk up and they begin to think there's something to this Hillary thing.

I forgot how most people are when it comes to politics, and that statement really hit home.

Oh, I think it was Juan Williams on the Five. He must have been projecting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2015 06:08 PM (qCMvj)

186 "I'm not sure myself what Ace means, unless td has been flooding his inbox."

Nope, haven't done any of that. All my comments have been here, out in the open, for people to cut to shreds, or agree with, or whatever they wish to do.

If he's pissed that I called him out by name in the last thread, so sorry about that. I've praised his writing in numerous other instances, so maybe he was just having a bad day. Shit happens to all of us.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 19, 2015 06:09 PM (ljZD2)

187 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:07 PM (VPLuQ)

I must admit, I'm rethinking my no-buy decision. Maybe a matched pair?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2015 06:09 PM (ftVQq)

188 >>Look, I don't know technology. I can't even set my VCR to record Matlock! It just keeps flashing 12:00!

>>Many funnies could be had putting a Hillary impersonator at a desk doing an Andy Rooney type impression.


No - Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 06:09 PM (NOIQH)

189
What bothers me about hillary clinton's scandal and lawlessness is it's miniscule in scale compared to the outright evil obama has done -- and he's gonna get away with it all, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:09 PM (+YvQf)

190 Son, we live in a world that has servers, and those servers have to be guarded by men with 60-plus credit-hours in networking. Who's gonna do it? You? You, hobo-hunter? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for hacks from China and Russia, and you curse the State Department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That these titanic breaches, while tragic, helped me get millions of dirty dollars in quid-pro-quo.

Posted by: Hillary2016@GoDaddy.mail.net at August 19, 2015 06:10 PM (VdICR)

191 where did the smartest person in the world thing get said


she is awful

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

I think that was coined by Nina (Pubic Hair) Tottenburg from NPR a while ago. Back when Willie was diddling the help.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 06:10 PM (x3GpS)

192 Maybe John McCain can let us know if we should worry about having another sociopath in the White House, along with the rest of her criminal gang.

Posted by: MTF at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (QgDuz)

193
Here we are, we have hillary clinton dead-nuts. She's been...again...RED HANDED. And we all know she'll get away with it.

But, meanwhile, obama is doing far far worse and he's getting away with it.

I'm thinking about going on heroin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (+YvQf)

194 "Maybe a matched pair?"

It's as easy to order food for two as it is one.

Go ahead...
you know you wanna.


And if you don't like it, blame me!

Win win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (VPLuQ)

195 What do we do when nothing comes of this?

Posted by: Clarney at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (IF1Jb)

196
EXCELLENT Song Parody @ comment # 159.
- Had me laughing silly.

Maybe email it to Shanklin(sp?) or Limbaugh.

Would _love_ to hear it at the breaks.



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 19, 2015 06:12 PM (l2dSQ)

197 She was 4th in line to the Presidency and she is this stupid? And now Dems want to give her the nuclear football???
God help us all.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 06:12 PM (Z9g7j)

198 You know, hellary reminds me of the type woman who swears she loves only you when you know she's been working a glory hole ever since you met her. And you thought she earned that money pole 'dancing'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2015 06:12 PM (go5uR)

199 Watching Mika is pointless unless she's wearing something tight.

Posted by: fact at August 19, 2015 06:13 PM (VtqMj)

200 The thing is Hillary did not do this to hide classified stuff. If she wanted to do that she would have kept it on government servers. I don't think she gives two shits about whether information is classified or not that is why we are finding it in her un deleted stuff.

And if she couldn't be bothered to cover this up, what was she hiding in the stuff she deleted?

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2015 06:13 PM (2Ocf1)

201 What do we do when nothing comes of this?


We'll always have Paris.



And Hillary's Surprise Buttsecks pic.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 06:13 PM (MDgS8)

202

The Democrat Party has purged their party of anyone with any common sense. Or, they ran away.

Purge. Baby. Purge.
Run. Baby. Run.

And the sewer's backed up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (qCMvj)

203 @159
Thread winna!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (Z9g7j)

204 Ask her the simple question

Where did you read classified docs?

Posted by: Ken at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (dbRVb)

205 "She didn't really -- that's the thing, she didn't really think it through," she added of Clinton. "She has said, had she -- she would have done it differently."

Uh...Believe me, I wish she had done things differently too.

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Stevens at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (FlNz4)

206 She only lies when her shoes are too tight.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (wAQA5)

207 "What do we do when nothing comes of this?"

Our world is filled with Lucy/Charlie Brown, Eeyore and other optimistic characters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:14 PM (VPLuQ)

208 So who can we count on to go for the throat against ANYONE in the general election. That's right, Donald Trump!


I guess. Now that's he through side swipes about Heidi Klum not being a 10 anymore or whatever other irrelevancy l come out at the momentum he can always move onto the other GOP candidates (I guess he really can't talk about Marco Rubio's comb over though, Maybe it will be "Walker being stupid and slow" or is that an old one?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (OSs/l)

209 Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:09 PM (+YvQf)

You weren't paying attention during the '90's were you?

I swear, they let the stuff out about Willie to protect Hillary from all the thieving and connivery she was doing cause she had no charm and the press barely tolerated her.

They only got on her side cause she looked like she might make it to First Woman President and they were willing to help.

Everything she has she owes to other people. I can't believe someone so stupid could be slick enough to think up some of the things she did on her own. And let's face it, A Yale law school grad and she thought marrying Slick Willie from Arkansas was a move upward?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (x3GpS)

210
trumpetdaddy, the only time you comment is to insult people who don't think like you

You entire history of comments at this site are about how stupid conservatives are every time they stray off The Republican Reservation. Adjoran does it, too. Jeff B does it, too. But you're the worst.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (+YvQf)

211 really she is such a bad politician, slow, clumsy, stiff, devoid of charm, not quick witted and obviously lying

just bad

she would be nothing but another hairy armpit at Code Pink but for her husband

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (zOTsN)

212 >>But, meanwhile, obama is doing far far worse and he's getting away with it.

Yes, Obama is worse, but the Clintons have brought graft a whole new level. The scam they were running getting over a billion into their foundation by selling favors via Hillary's position as SoS are massive. If it weren't for Obama I think this would rank as one of the biggest scandals. So much worse than Watergate. There's so much we still don't know - just hints, such as the Libya shenanigans to assist Blumenthal's clients set up shop there, and the selling of mining rights to Russia, and the mining rights she secured for another donor in other countries, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (NOIQH)

213 I just figured out what is going to happen.

#1.) Republicans/Conservatives reject Trump

#2.) DemonRats reject Hillary and Sanders and choose Trump as their Nominee

#3.) Trump beats the Republican (BUSH) in the General Election for the Presidency as a DemonRat.

Now if this happens, you all owe me (1) Case of Value-Rite and (2) Cases of Ball Dipping Pudding.

Agreed?

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (SJi0a)

214 Look, I don't understand these internets things. I just put in my AOL CD into the disk drive & pull up my e-mails.

The only problem is when Huma uses the phone or I get an incoming call, it kicks me off the line.

Now sure, looking back, I should've called AT&T and had a second phone line installed just for my intertube surfing.

But two phone lines in one house? I don't think phone companies can do that.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (lRwmz)

215 Ask her the simple question

Where did you read classified docs?




Darn good question. Bueller???

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (MDgS8)

216

Bret Baier covering latest PPhood video

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (zOTsN)

217 199 Watching Mika is pointless unless she's wearing something tight.
Posted by: fact at August 19, 2015 06:13 PM

- - - - - -

Only if she has a bag over her head and they are playing the anthem of the old Soviet Union in the background.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (Z9g7j)

218 I'm thinking about going on heroin.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (+YvQf)

------

Wait up!

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (Xa4vS)

219 I didn't know that gun was used in the commission of the murder of Vince Foster, so I wiped any possible prints off, and placed it in Vince's hand.

Posted by: First Lady Clinton at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (nbGZj)

220 O, sorry. General election. We only have to get through with him decimating every other Reoublican so her can turn the big guns oh Hillary....or Sanders....or Warren

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (OSs/l)

221 Granny Clinton's Ole Timey Mail Server: It's there for you when you're
too embarrassed to let your .gov co-workers spy on your favorite yoga routines.

Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2015 06:16 PM (UzPAd)

222
Watching Mika is pointless unless she's wearing something tight.
.................................
I'm partial to her SS uniform and jackboots.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 19, 2015 06:18 PM (wAQA5)

223 "You entire history of comments"

Except the one above about Hillary. When you start with a premise that requires for its validity there be no single contrary example, it helps if there isn't such an example in the very thread in which you assert that premise.

Just helpin' you out there, bro.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 19, 2015 06:19 PM (ljZD2)

224 Agreed?





Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (SJi0a)

I will cast you spell for $350 USD.

Posted by: Dr.otonu at August 19, 2015 06:19 PM (Vf5rR)

225 >>And if she couldn't be bothered to cover this up, what was she hiding in the stuff she deleted?

The side deals she was doing on behalf of Clinton Foundation donors in her capacity as SoS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2015 06:20 PM (NOIQH)

226 213 Trump beats the Republican (BUSH) in the General Election for the Presidency as a DemonRat.
Now if this happens, you all owe me (1) Case of Value-Rite and (2) Cases of Ball Dipping Pudding. Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:15 PM (SJi0a)

Dude, I don't care what you do with it, but that was way TMI.

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:20 PM (ueOgE)

227 I'm thinking about going on heroin.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (+YvQf)



lol
I resorted to watching some movie with Taylor Kitsch in it on netflix. Folksy, sweet, relaxing movie, with hottie Taylor Kitsch playing a doctor...

it's working

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 19, 2015 06:20 PM (qCMvj)

228 "When you start with a premise that requires for its validity there be no single contrary example, it helps if there isn't such an example in the very thread in which you assert that premise."

Dude...I'm a Moron. Can you please restate that so I can understand what your trying to say? I was told there would be no Math!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:21 PM (SJi0a)

229 I get the giddiness of hopefully finally "getting" a Clinton, but she literally was the best dem to run against.


Sigh.


OT: I told you honkies that oil was going below $40 and well well well, lookie here.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 19, 2015 06:21 PM (q5APL)

230 She was 4th in line to the Presidency and she is this stupid? And now Dems want to give her the nuclear football???
God help us all.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2015 06:12 PM


This, right here, is the clearest example of how pervasive the treason that infects D.C. has become. It starts at the top, of course, with Choom Boy, passes through the Congress that ecstatically approved her nomination for SoS, and extends past here right through her aides and apologists.

It's futile to say so, but I hope people will drop the snark and simply add their voices to a call for her immediate arrest and trial. Let her be the first of hundreds of greedy, selfish, America-hating shitweasels who need to spend the rest of their lives in prison for betraying our country.

The times will not allow for much more inaction. We are fast reaching the point where clucking about the misdeeds committed by the regime (both Democrat and GOPe) will turn into surrender. No one will like what follows that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 19, 2015 06:22 PM (0atQl)

231 Hrothgar @ 187- Buy a pair?
I was at my local Walmark yesterday and saw Colt AR's ranging around $500 to $725. I asked little girlfriend in sporting goods to let me hold one but not let me buy it. She said fine, I won't. I came back less than 20 minutes later with a basket full of storage boxes and ever damn one of the 4 was gone! I should have bought 2, minimum. They were on clearance. The one I have in my safe I paid a grand. On a brighter note, it's a-raining in ETEX!

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2015 06:22 PM (go5uR)

232 I'm thinking about going on heroin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:11 PM (+YvQf)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (oFCZn)

233 It would be totes hilarious if His Heinousness held the Sword of Damocles over her head until the day after she wins the election, then has her indicted. Hillary would be stuck the next 8 years trying to avoid prosecution. You know she'd never be removed from office by Congress. Total catastrophic logjam gridlock for 8 stinking years.

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (ueOgE)

234 As the economy really starts to turn down this fall, whom do you think voters will look to to fix it???


Hmmmm.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (q5APL)

235 Allowing low-level employees to see her Top Secret incoming emails it itself a federal crime.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2015 05:45 PM (jBuUi)

I would assume so, yes.

So, then, theoretically, this was the version of events that makes the most sense to me:

super ultra secret information sent over the governments super ultra secret encrypted intranet to hillarys Security Cleared intranet-access-only "email address" (no idea how its set up, maybe just with IP addy's for all I know)

Then Huma or whoever (probably someone not cleared to see this info) would copy and paste the relevant text in to an email, sans header, and send it to hillary on their unsecure, unclassified, easily hackable bathroom server so that she could read it on her ipad instead of having to read it on her super secure device (whatever it is they use to receive the super secure info)

Does that make sense, or am I missing something?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (AkOaV)

236 234 As the economy really starts to turn down this fall, whom do you think voters will look to to fix it???


Hmmmm.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (q5APL)

If history is any judge -- whoever the most socialist person in the race is.

See 2008.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:24 PM (AkOaV)

237 "really she is such a bad politician, slow, clumsy, stiff, devoid of charm, not quick witted and obviously lying"

Speaking of stiffs, we agree with your assessment.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster & Zombie Ron Brown at August 19, 2015 06:24 PM (FlNz4)

238 Now if I hit the "delete" key means it's gone away forever, right?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:25 PM (YFFpo)

239 Does that make sense, or am I missing something?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (AkOaV)

Sounds more plausible than cankles version of events.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 19, 2015 06:26 PM (Vf5rR)

240
There's this huge Disconnect between Us/Reality/Rule of Law and Everyone Else, it seems.

While all this Shit is going on, the Left is not deterred one bit. Two cops are slain in NYC? That didn't put an end to blacklivesmatter in Ferguson.

Clinton is caught red-handed committing High Crimes? Her campaign for president continues at Ludicrous Speed.

Kate Steinly is murdered by an illegal who was, literally, armed by obama with a handgun, and the push for "Dreamers" full amnesty countinues without a pause.

Did you hear that two cocksucker D congressmen are demanding that Washington DC remove "Trump" from the building Trump owns because his name is a symbol of exclusion and racism?

It would take, literally, 20 mushroom clouds to deter the Left. They are like insects -- they are remarkably resilient and they survive everything and are

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:26 PM (+YvQf)

241
Speaking of Netflix, anyone giving Dark Matter a watch?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:27 PM (+YvQf)

242 And those young folks who helped me set up my server were so nice.

They looked at me funny when I showed them where my phone line hooked into my computer and when I asked what to type into DOS to get to Windows.

They liked my candy dish though. All Brach's candies in this gal's house. Butterscotch, mints, those caramels with that white stuff in it, and all sorts of toffees.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:27 PM (lRwmz)

243 In addition to receiving classified material that originated elsewhere - her position mandates that all of her communications be reviewed for classification. She can generate a classified message or document based solely on the synthesis of information and/or the amount of intent or insight it provides.

Who reviewed the messages originating within this personal email system for potential classification? These decisions should be documented.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:27 PM (ztOda)

244
That 8 minute video from the hot air link from msnbc really is brutal on her. Kind of surprised me actually, even though some of the guests say things like untruths instead of lies.

At this point we know she violated the law by having the server, by sending and receiving classified documents from it and by deleting the emails. That's already 3, be nice if someone would file charges already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2015 06:28 PM (ODxAs)

245 235 Does that make sense, or am I missing something?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (AkOaV)

The sequence of events does, more or less, but the reason behind it--that she only knows how to read e-mail on an iPad--is the weak point.

Surely, she and Huma were briefed on how to handle classified docs. Do those briefings not include the "jail for the rest of your life" bit that they should?

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:28 PM (ueOgE)

246 So...if Hillary does go down. Will she go down quietly or does she take ( fill in the blank ) down with her?

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2015 06:29 PM (n2K+4)

247
First, VIA, darn you. I just can't justify the P-64 (new caliber, prob. won't go over with the wife as the small semi-auto I've been seeking for her use), but dang the price, and there are even unissued ones available.

Second, Diogenes, actually the old Soviet national anthem music is the same as the "new" Russian national anthem - only the lyrics have been changed (old ones were actually much better). As with Germany. Same great Haydn music, but post-WWII the change was to use the second stanza of the 19th century nationalist poem as the lyrics, not the first stanza (Adenauer hissef decreed this change). Though during the Nazi era the Horst Wessel Lied had sorta replaced Deutschland Uber Alles (not what people think it means), at least for state functions, anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2015 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

248
We're at a point in our nation's history when the most prolific criminals are in government. Oh wait, that was always true.

But today it's worse...somehow. Shut up. Never mind.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:31 PM (+YvQf)

249 240 Kate Steinly is murdered by an illegal who was, literally, armed by obama with a handgun, and the push for "Dreamers" full amnesty countinues without a pause.

If I were Trump, every time an illegal commits murder, or rape, some horrible damned thing like that, I'd run an ad on every network with the victim's picture, perp's picture, description of the crime, and Jeb's "immigration is an act of love" quote.

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:32 PM (ueOgE)

250 245 235 Does that make sense, or am I missing something?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:23 PM (AkOaV)

The sequence of events does, more or less, but the reason behind it--that she only knows how to read e-mail on an iPad--is the weak point.

Surely, she and Huma were briefed on how to handle classified docs. Do those briefings not include the "jail for the rest of your life" bit that they should?
Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:28 PM (ueOgE)

I really can't think of any reason that she would not conduct legit State business on a .gov email address unless she's really at the "fuck it, im invincible" stage of life.

I mean, seriously, everyone else in DC has figured out "use .gov address for above the board shit, use anonymous gmail address for my side business and corruption" that way if a FOIA request goes out, you have 100,000 "There is a Black Honda Civic in the parking garage who left their headlights on..." emails to turn over.

Hillary literally has nothing on her .gov account to turn over -- as far as we can tell, her account was never even set up.

So, uh, she clearly wasnt worried about someone saying "hey wait a minute... shouldnt hillary have at least received 1 or 2 emails in her time as SOS?" and suing to get her real emails.

I can't think of any reason to be that brazen other than a feeling of invincibility.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:32 PM (AkOaV)

251
Trump, a few weeks back, had with him at an event the father of young man who was murdered by an illegal. Pretty powerful stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:33 PM (+YvQf)

252 Netflix, anyone giving Dark Matter a watch?

Posted by: Soothsayer

DinoTrux, my 3 year old figured out the remote (femote he says)

Posted by: traye at August 19, 2015 06:33 PM (N8WBd)

253 of course

Josh Duggar on Ashley Madison. This they report

not all the government emails that did

Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

254 Any Trumpers in da houzzzz???

Yee-ah boi....


Posted by: Scott 'Trump' Walker at August 19, 2015 06:33 PM (HJqXj)

255 Lefties never stop, never rest, never take a win and call it a day.
They do this on everything.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2015 06:33 PM (UUyP7)

256 They liked my candy dish though. All Brach's candies in this gal's
house. Butterscotch, mints, those caramels with that white stuff in it,
and all sorts of toffees.

And the almonds too. They didn't even seem to mind when I told them that since I broke my dentures, all I could so was suck the chocolate off them

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2015 06:34 PM (YFFpo)

257 So...if Hillary does go down. Will she go down quietly or does she take ( fill in the blank ) down with her?

Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2015 06:29 PM


Let's make it easy and round them all up. Avoid the rush, so to speak.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 19, 2015 06:34 PM (0atQl)

258 >>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WTF is Meghan McCain on The Five?

They only had three people. She is filling in for the other two.

Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2015 06:34 PM (c7vUv)

259 "Oh wait, that was always true."

I wouldn't say that, but if you start at Wilson there is clear line between that point and now. In my mind America survived all the way up to Kennedy...but it appears that we have all been living in a country that didn't exist, and we are all starting to figure that out now.

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:34 PM (SJi0a)

260 Does that make sense, or am I missing something?
Posted by: mynewhandle


Yeah, your missing the air gap - not the one missing between her thighs.

There is no copy/paste between the networks. There is no connection, they shouldn't even share unfiltered power. Someone had to purposefully download the files to portable media - which should be a restricted task (see Manning, Bradly); or printed the items, scanned, and cropped them, then re-transmitted on Clinton, Inc servers. The TK stuff should be tough to retype, so transcription is unlikely.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:35 PM (ztOda)

261 246 So...if Hillary does go down. Will she go down quietly or does she take ( fill in the blank ) down with her?
Posted by: Bosk at August 19, 2015 06:29 PM (n2K+4)

Her walker?

Cuz it sure as hell won't be Obama he's pulled all of his shit I the open

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 06:35 PM (sYdRN)

262
And speaking of ads: Today I just heard Ben Carson's radio ad. Terrible. He's running on the national debt.

Of course that's important, but Carson isn't gonna reach anybody with that stuff, especially with some general and boring message about the national debt. It's lousy politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:35 PM (+YvQf)

263 Down to 56 degrees in OKC tonight. Damn. I'm going to have to wear long pants.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 06:35 PM (P25Hh)

264 Jeff B@AoSHQDD


The HQ now has Double D's?


This place really is classy.



*puts on pants*


*opens imported beer*


Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2015 06:36 PM (0cMkb)

265 Mz. Clinton, you claim there was no classified information on your private server. This has now been proven to be a lie. Now you are claiming it was not marked classified when you saw it or e-mailed. Now, there can only be two possibilities in this situation.
1. You removed the classified designations. You would then be a liar and a criminal.
2. If someone else removed the classified designations then an even minimally competent Secretary of State would know the information SHOULD be classified and find out why it was not.
Therefore, you are either:
1. A Criminal and a liar.
2. Monumentally Incompetent.
My question is, regardless of 1 or 2, why would anyone with a room temperature IQ consider you qualified to be president?

Mz. Clinton.
"I am going to choose:
3. "At this point what difference does it make?"

I have no more questions.

Posted by: JB1000 at August 19, 2015 06:36 PM (WhArV)

266 They only had three people. She is filling in for the other two.
Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2015 06:34

And eats for 3

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 06:36 PM (sYdRN)

267 I'm a Trump guy. Not ashamed of it either. The GOP has left me behind, and it appears I'm dieing on the battlefield.........ALONE!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:37 PM (SJi0a)

268 "Dude...I'm a Moron. Can you please restate that so I can understand what your trying to say? I was told there would be no Math!"

Dude said my entire history, that is every single comment, was of a certain topic. Yet, in this very thread was an example of something different. So, his assertion was obviously not true. He made a basic mistake in making an argument.

Incidentally, his argument would be just as false if he had said that "most" of my comments were of that one type, too.

I've been commenting on this site for going on 5 years now, off and on. It seems only when I disagree with the prevailing winds that anybody gets their panties in a wad, however. Lots of group-think going on.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 19, 2015 06:37 PM (ljZD2)

269 "This one goes out to my boi trombonediddy. He can bite his own dick! True story."

*trumpet fanfare*

Aw she's a Trump - House

She's mighty mighty just lettin it all hang out

She's a Trump - House

She's the one, the only one and built for her Teflon Don

*pelvic thrust*

WHooot!

Posted by: Scott 'Trump' Walker at August 19, 2015 06:38 PM (HJqXj)

270 Lots of group-think going on.

This, mind you, from the GOPe shill.

Posted by: Forza McConnell! at August 19, 2015 06:38 PM (VtqMj)

271 Whodathunkit ?

But seriously, I thought that the statutes about classified information were written in such a way that intent was not material to the offense.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2015 06:39 PM (go6ud)

272 Trust me with the Nuclear Football and unrestricted access to every government secret!

I hear they're making a remake of War Games. Only, in this version, the Broderick character is President of the United States. And a confused old woman.

"I thought it was just a game!"

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 19, 2015 06:39 PM (2lndx)

273
Yeah Jean (and Diogenes and others), this whole thing is unbelievable, even by the contemporary standards of "unbelievable" (i.e. a lot of what happens on a daily basis in DC).

Anyone at almost any level who dealt with classified probably would find this whole thing literally almost impossible to believe, in the SecState's operation.

And this vapid, slimy, uninteresting, empty-pantsuit can even be considered for any public office, much less the formerly greatest elected office on earth?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2015 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

274 So to sum it all up:

She doesn't really care about laws or rules, those are for "the little people"

She doesn't really have a clue about technology, that is for "the staff" to take care of

So she's basically the Democrats' version of Leona Helmsley

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 19, 2015 06:39 PM (RoYIs)

275
267 I'm a Trump guy. Not ashamed of it either. The GOP has left me behind, and it appears I'm dieing on the battlefield.........ALONE!
Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:37

Get over yourself.,you are not a special snowflake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 06:39 PM (sYdRN)

276
Here's what's gonna happen:

Biden will announce and he'll immediately become the front runner, as was planned by obama/jarrett all along.

I hate biden as much as I hate obama -- they are both equally evil. biden is Not some doddering old fool who's basically a good guy.

So biden is gonna run and he'll probably win. Why? Because he's scandal-free. No skeletons; no baggage...that the media will report, anyway. And he'll run on obama's record, which, according the media, is pretty darn good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:40 PM (+YvQf)

277 Mrs. Clinton, I just want to say that what the Right Wing Hate Machine is doing to you is despicable. The slurs ans innuendos being hurled like brickbats at you make all right thinking people recoil in horror from this digital lynch mob!

Posted by: Real Everyday American at August 19, 2015 06:42 PM (YFFpo)

278 Biden will announce and he'll immediately become the front runner, as was planned by obama/jarrett all along.

Nope the Dems are going to go full Sanders. It will be a Sanders/Warren ticket and the hardcore Dems will fall in love with it. It will be McGovern all over again.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 19, 2015 06:42 PM (RoYIs)

279 There is no copy/paste between the networks. There is no connection, they shouldn't even share unfiltered power. Someone had to purposefully download the files to portable media - which should be a restricted task (see Manning, Bradly); or printed the items, scanned, and cropped them, then re-transmitted on Clinton, Inc servers. The TK stuff should be tough to retype, so transcription is unlikely.
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:35 PM (ztOda)


Fair point... so maybe Huma or whoever would read and summarize or read and retype?

Is there a stenographer involved? Because retyping the info would be time consuming.

And I would IMAGINE that any top secret devices would have USB ports disabled or not available so that someone cant find a device and "dump" it on a removable storage device...

But I don't know anything about how the gov protects secrets at that high of a level, and I imagine the people who DO know can't talk about it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (AkOaV)

280 They only had three people. She is filling in for the other two.

Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2015 06:34 PM (c7vUv)


Did someone say filling?

I love those cakes with doughnut flavored filling with the bacon icing.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (oFCZn)

281 I don't think she regrets taking the SOS gig, even if it costs her the presidency because she and Bill have made tens if not 100s of millions by selling deals and it now seems likely she also sold top secret info.

Rush has had some Cilliza (sp?) articles that the Dems are stuck with her by how they set up their primaries -- but Dems change their rules more often than Calvin-ball so I don't know that I buy that if they decide the MFM can't spin fast or hard enough to get her elected.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (dkExz)

282
Warren isn't running. Period. She's not gonna be on any ticket.

Forget about her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (+YvQf)

283 It will be interesting to see which aide is sacrificed to try and protect Hillary. One would have already been under the bus except there is a felony involved. Bets?

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at August 19, 2015 06:44 PM (j1Wvr)

284 "So she's basically the Democrats' version of Leona Helmsley"
Assuming that Leona Helmsley wasn't a Democrat already. Really don't remember her party affiliation.

Anyway, great phrase for someones campaign ad.
Gotta hope that'll leave a mark.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2015 06:44 PM (go6ud)

285 "There is no copy/paste between the networks. There is no connection, they shouldn't even share unfiltered power. Someone had to purposefully download the files to portable media - which should be a restricted task (see Manning, Bradly); or printed the items, scanned, and cropped them, then re-transmitted on Clinton, Inc servers. The TK stuff should be tough to retype, so transcription is unlikely."


In a time long past, there was
1. Siprnet (classified)
2. Niprnet (unclass)

and the only way to move something from one to the other was...


Sneakernet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (VPLuQ)

286

I expect that her underlings were the ones that actually had the password to her SoS email, they would then take out the classified markings and pass them along to her via a different email system. Of course, they having access would be another breaking of the law, but at this point what difference does it make? *pounds table in faux anger while wearing mr. magoo glasses*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (ODxAs)

287 >>Yep; Mika looks like she's just lost her best friend.

One word hun. Duracell. They keep your best friend running longer.

Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (c7vUv)

288 mynewhandle, that "transcription" is possible with text, tough with the TK annotated imagery. And, yes the ports are disabled - the media transfer would have had to happen at an administrative level. Someone like Bradly Manning would have had access to write out devices. Use of which should be logged.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (ztOda)

289 So - will Hillary! already be in the camps when we get there?

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (e3bId)

290 Warren isn't running. Period. She's not gonna be on any ticket.



Forget about her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (+YvQf)

Well if it isn't Warren then it will be a token Hispanic like Julian Castro or something.
That would be rather appropriate, Sanders the Socialist running alongside the Socialist namesake

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (RoYIs)

291 Adulterated Nood.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 19, 2015 06:46 PM (0NdlF)

292 Anyway, great phrase for someones campaign ad.

Gotta hope that'll leave a mark.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2015 06:44 PM (go6ud)

Well I doubt if most voters nowadays even know who Leona Helmsley was.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 19, 2015 06:46 PM (RoYIs)

293 Anyway, great phrase for someones campaign ad.
Gotta hope that'll leave a mark.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August

It was a great line.

Leave a mark? That ship has sailed. If, "what difference does it make" didn't leave a mark nothing will

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 19, 2015 06:47 PM (sYdRN)

294 I hate biden as much as I hate obama -- they are
both equally evil. biden is Not some doddering old fool who's basically a
good guy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2015 06:40 PM


I seldom disagree with you, but will in this case. Biden is an incompetent, probably brain-damaged and essentially worthless guy, but I haven't seen any real signs of him being a Muzzie-loving, America-hating traitor.

If you think he's too dimwitted to be an active traitor, you might be right. John Nance Garner would have described him not the vice-presidency, as a bucket of warm spit.

I sure as hell don't want him to be Preezy -- though if the Dems turn their lonely eyes to him, he probably will be -- but he's not on my mental Arrest List.

I'd simply put him in a Home, where he could get the care and meds he needs.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 19, 2015 06:47 PM (0atQl)

295 "First, VIA, darn you'

I catch more crap around here for helping a buddy out.

J/K

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:48 PM (VPLuQ)

296 Hmmmm, true dat.

Oh well, so it goes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2015 06:48 PM (go6ud)

297 In a time long past, there was
1. Siprnet (classified)
2. Niprnet (unclass)

and the only way to move something from one to the other was...


Sneakernet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:45 PM (VPLuQ)

The SCI/TK stuff shouldn't even be on the SIPRNET. The sneakernet has been pretty much crushed - gotta go to a specific terminal for offload (or up loading). And, there is a hard process and several eyeballs on that.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:48 PM (ztOda)

298 VIA...I realize I'm being eeyoreish. But it seems like a constant gut punch. You ride the wave when there's a glimmer of sanity...then BAM, shark bite to the bean bag. This does have traction though. Prematurely pissing in the corn flakes...sorry

Posted by: Clarney at August 19, 2015 06:49 PM (IF1Jb)

299 @282

Warren is the scariest of the whole putrid bunch. Don't turn your back on her.

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:49 PM (ueOgE)

300 How will I survive the lonely nights when my beloved Hillary is in the pen?

Posted by: Bill at August 19, 2015 06:50 PM (j1Wvr)

301 But I don't know anything about how the gov protects secrets at that high of a level, and I imagine the people who DO know can't talk about it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 19, 2015 06:43 PM (AkOaV)


----------------------


You are correct, sir. Even being out of that loop for decades, I still don't feel I can talk about it.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 06:51 PM (P25Hh)

302 I'm still laughing at the photo shop of Biden behind Hillary and the look on her face.
This woman is done on this scandal. She is utterly incapable of answering the most basic questions, like why she wiped the server and so on.
I see it only becoming much worse and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Drider at August 19, 2015 06:51 PM (6Xbsz)

303 The stuff I'm talking about is only the well known, general polices. The actual details and procedures are far more replete and shouldn't be discussed. There is a whole layer to this that is chilling and can't be discussed.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 06:54 PM (ztOda)

304 "The sneakernet has been pretty much crushed -"


Which is the only reason why I even mention it.
As a no longer applicable method.
Times change.
Processes change.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2015 06:54 PM (VPLuQ)

305 @268

Got It!

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:55 PM (SJi0a)

306

Warren is the scariest of the whole putrid bunch. Don't turn your back on her.
Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:49 PM


-----------------------


This is true. She's as much of a totalitarian marxist as Dear Leader, Bernie, and Hildebeast are.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 06:55 PM (P25Hh)

307 I think this is hilarious, by the way, other than the then Sec of State allowing foreign hackers to see classified information. Treason/ permanent orange jumpsuit vs tarred, feathered, transported on open horse-drawn cart to gullotine via Marie Antoinette.

I am LOVING this until I think of Iran/Russia/China with military information.

Did not know she was transmitting secret information. Riight. And I am a former supermodel. She should have dropped out of the public eye after Benghazi What Does It Matter Anymore. She deserves mocking. She deserves prison.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 19, 2015 06:55 PM (akaHw)

308 Warren is the scariest of the whole putrid bunch. Don't turn your back on her.

Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:49 PM (ueOgE)


Agreed. She won't be seen as a threat by most people, and her language about Wall Street will resonate with people still pissed off about the economic situation.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2015 06:57 PM (oFCZn)

309 "you are not a special snowflake"

And you have evidence of this right?

Posted by: Covert Revolutionary at August 19, 2015 06:58 PM (SJi0a)

310 Trump presser in NH. Tearing it up as usual. I like the way he handles these.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 07:01 PM (P25Hh)

311 >>>>
Yep; Mika looks like she's just lost her best friend.
.
.
.She has. Up until the last two days she was always claiming she was going to vote for Hillary no matter what happened. Now, I don't hear her saying that anymore. Not sure if she has honestly changed her mind, or if she is just trying to keep it quiet, but she isn't saying she will vote Hillary come heck or high water on the air anymore.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2015 07:02 PM (iONHu)

312 I think some of you are missing the point--the reason she's been "tripped up" by this was because it was done purposefully while she was S of S for the express purpose of graft and corruption. There's no irony here.

Posted by: artemis at August 19, 2015 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

313 Of course I received and sent those fucking emails. Pay for play with those "speeches"? You bet your ass. Benghazi? Benghazi my ass. I did what I had to do when Benghazi was going down--too bad aboutChris and those others but that's how the big game is played. And you know what? I'd do it again, all of it. And you know why? Because Bernie Sanders, you dumb bastards. Because Joe Biden. Because Martin O'Malley. Think about that one: Martin O'Malley. You need me more than I need you. There's nobody else. Now just shut the fuck up and get out ofmy way.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 - She'll Kill You If You Don't at August 19, 2015 07:04 PM (CAJL/)

314 Ugh! Rove. He needs to go suck Hillary's dick.

Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2015 07:05 PM (P25Hh)

315 I think we need to slow down, let HRC fester for a awhile, suck up more cash, then bring the hammer once there isn't enough time for the Dims to pull a switch.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 07:08 PM (ztOda)

316 Take a step back, Ace. We can't see the forest for the trees here. Hillary, in 4 full years as Sec of State, never once received anything classified in the only email she had. Think about that. 4 years. Sec of State.

Posted by: Jay Z at August 19, 2015 07:10 PM (p/5D/)

317 >>>>Warren isn't running. Period. She's not gonna be on any ticket.



Forget about her.
.
.
.Correct. Warren can't win any of the big swing States like Ohio, Florida or Pennsylvania, and the Dems know that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 19, 2015 07:11 PM (iONHu)

318 "...bring the hammer once there isn't enough time for the Dims to pull a switch."
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2015 07:08 PM (ztOda)

There is no time. For one thing, there is no way Hillary is willing to fold her campaign and give up her last chance at the big brass ring. For another, the Democrats don't have anyone with her level of name recognition other than Biden. Biden could conceivably pull it off but I'm guessing only by the thinnest of margins against even the weakest Republican opponent.

Posted by: troyriser at August 19, 2015 07:16 PM (CAJL/)

319 316 Take a step back, Ace. We can't see the forest for the trees here. Hillary, in 4 full years as Sec of State, never once received anything classified in the only email she had. Think about that. 4 years. Sec of State.
Posted by: Jay Z at August 19, 2015 07:10 PM (p/5D/)

That's what I"m saying.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 19, 2015 07:16 PM (LXJ1e)

320 TS would have come from JWICS. And that is air gapped. Someone had to remove it and sneaker it over. That is who they should be looking for.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 19, 2015 07:20 PM (xInes)

321 So her clever defense for criminal acts is utter and complete incompetence? Also, she is surrounded by smarter, younger people - did no one notice, not a single person in the entire government, for six years, that the email address for the Secretary of State was not us.gov, but apparently sketchycloset.com?

Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost at August 19, 2015 07:29 PM (/EkKm)

322 299 @282
Warren is the scariest of the whole putrid bunch. Don't turn your back on her.
Posted by: Agent J at August 19, 2015 06:49 PM (ueOgE)


Agreed. I think she has the best chance of winning.

Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2015 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

323 Ace:

Please hide the screenshot of the classified document. Anybody seeing it on a government computer has to call their security officer and self-report it, and then have their IT people delete the browser history.

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood at August 19, 2015 08:10 PM (4fLSw)

324 "they will say maybe it was all an incredible series of oopsies."

Worked for Lois Lerner.

Posted by: This Is The Way It Is Now at August 19, 2015 08:43 PM (5TcRs)

325 Just so you morons understand, a primary rule for classified information is this: if the material in question came from classified material, the material in question keeps the classification of the original material. In short, it's still classified. The term is "derivative classification." ...and yes, all the rules and criminal penalties pertaining to the handling of classified material still apply.

Posted by: Manolo at August 19, 2015 09:45 PM (Z+kHZ)

326 First, kill all the lawyers.....

Posted by: NZ Frank at August 19, 2015 11:03 PM (bgJ0E)

327 James carvel, the raging Cajun calls this more of the same right wing conspiracy to get Hillary. He said this has been ongoing for decades. Your right James she has been a crook for decades.

Posted by: Buffalbob at August 20, 2015 01:42 AM (s4ykL)

328 Query: We are to understand that these emails were all "incoming," no? Wouldn't it be of interest to know who sent them? And why, and what do they now about the classifications of these emails? And why were they sent to a non-gov email account?

Posted by: Prince Matchabelli at August 20, 2015 09:40 AM (zmZ2x)

329 My last tour in the Navy (most of the 21 years in intel type work) was at the NSA. In re., the claim that nothing she received was marked classified and could have been classified later. The one classification cited in the news:TS/SI/TK

Posted by: Leon at August 21, 2015 04:07 PM (ofsiy)

330 The one msg cited in the news that was ;TS/SI/TK. This puts the lie to the defences that there were no markings and stuff is often classified later. Anything in the SCI community is automatically classified at least secret/sci at the point of origin. After analysis often higher especially if combined with other intel. Someone had to have scrubbed the classification indications.

Posted by: Leon at August 21, 2015 04:13 PM (ofsiy)

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