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Hillary Talks with #BlackLivesMatter The Only Way She Knows How: Awkwardly

A lot of "mmm-hms" by Hillary.

Before getting to the videos, remember that Hillary is very skilled at interactions with human "Everyday People:"

Eye Contact -- One of the easiest ways to make an everyday person feel that you really care about what they are saying, even if you are secretly counting the seconds until you can return to the plush leather "safe space" in your luxury van. This is particularly useful for a extremely wealthy person who is forced to interact with a commoner on the commoner's home turf.

Head Nod -- A critical tool of everyday human interaction, especially when paired with meaningful eye contact. It makes the commoner feel as though you agree with them, and can empathize with their everyday concerns even if you can't.

Hillary was at a bit of a disadvantage here, because she lacked the key advantage of Having a Cup of Water she could sip while nodding deeply and maintaining eye contact.


Watch her put these principles of dealing with Humans into practice (but watch her miss her prop cup of water).


Allah writes:

One gets the impression from Hillary that she's doing this under some duress, perhaps as a way to avoid an on-stage confrontation later like Bernie Sanders endured. Her body language is guarded and defensive -- and her entourage looks like they’re in the middle of an ambush interview themselves. Her tone is clearly condescending, almost lecturing at the end.

By the end of the exchange, Hillary is vowing to not speak to black people at all on these issues. No seriously -- misunderstanding (?) what the #BLM guy is saying, she announces that henceforth she will only address white people.


That's not a joke; she really said that (second video). Furthermore, she isn't saying it as in "a pox on you then!" She is actually offering that as a way forward; she is actually attempting to strike a deal in which she only talks to white people about these issues.

Pretty sad that that's where we are.


Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2015 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)

2 So just like how she talks to everyone else, as furniture.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2015 01:06 PM (CrcBh)

3 Yes, horribly awkward.

Although in her defense -- what do you say to someone who says the biggest problem in the black community is white on black violence?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:06 PM (AkOaV)

4 Why, she's a new "Great Communicator!"

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at August 18, 2015 01:06 PM (laMCB)

5 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (9mTYi)

6 How in the world did I ever end up marrying that wooden bitch?

Posted by: Bill at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (laMCB)

7 Must'a been drunk or high or something.

Posted by: Bill at August 18, 2015 01:08 PM (laMCB)

8 Damn, girl, #CaloriesMatter.

Posted by: Dang at August 18, 2015 01:08 PM (2oWD2)

9 She's not talking to black voters any more? Well, alllriightt! Fish my wish!

Posted by: TFG at August 18, 2015 01:08 PM (LISuA)

10

I bet she wants to quit now.

She's so screwed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 01:08 PM (qCMvj)

11 did she say "you people"? that what it looks like she's saying

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:09 PM (0O7c5)

12 5 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (9mTYi)


With a gun.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:09 PM (laMCB)

13 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 18, 2015 01:09 PM (q+zA9)

14 I mean, I have no idea what I'd say to those 3 if they were saying that to me.

Maybe something like, "You were serious about that?"

http://tinyurl.com/pr7a4go

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)

15 Hahahahahahahaha!

Bet she's pissed that Bill had it so much easier, just get one "Sister Soulja" moment done and it's all good.

Sucks to have to deal w/the monster you helped create, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

16 But she ain't in no ways tahhrrd.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (iIzG7)

17 Hillary has a problem with maintaining eye contact because people talking with her find her nictitating membrane distracting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)

18 Not talking to black voters will make it difficult for her to rebuild the Obama coalition.

Posted by: Karl Roveski at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (LISuA)

19 I guess she didn't want her Sista Soulja moment.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (cJswI)

20
The place we shd be at is having these BLM bitches arrested. They are lying thieves. The have no concept of the difference between the truth and a lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU5ZP3fsxtk

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe)

21 free black labor?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (0O7c5)

22 Although in her defense -- what do you say to someone who says the biggest problem in the black community is white on black violence?



"Bring me the verifiable numbers. Until then, FYNQ".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (LImvu)

23 Limbaugh just told a bidet joke about Hillary, haha. Safe to say her momentum is flushed?

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (hvf9s)

24 She's having trouble with her hand gestures because she's been gripping the walker all day.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (laMCB)

25 Although in her defense -- what do you say to someone who says the biggest problem in the black community is white on black violence?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:06 PM (AkOaV)


I mean, really. 'America's first drug'? WTF is that guy talking about? It's not like talking to someone who is high.

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (lIU4e)

26 I and many of my Random-American friends stand 100 percent behind Hillary! and her Historic First candidacy, and I believe that her new Whites Only policy will create a better America for all Americans and stuff.

Posted by: A Random-American at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (oZr5y)

27 16 But she ain't in no ways tahhrrd.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (iIzG7)



"Tard," maybe. But no, not "tahhrrd."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (xpPRn)

28 If a candidate agrees to quit, can she/he leave the race without a jail term?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: HILLARY! at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (LISuA)

29 mm mmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (0O7c5)

30
With a gun.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:09 PM (laMCB

Interesting..............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (9mTYi)

31 Its difficult for me to establish eye contact, when everyone I talk to is kneeling before me.

Posted by: HILLARY! at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (LISuA)

32 "If that is your position then I will talk only to white people about..."

She's not going to talk to them. She's going to talk at them. There's a difference.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (iIzG7)

33 I mean, really. 'America's first drug'? WTF is that guy talking about? It's not like talking to someone who is high.
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (lIU4e)

I don't know, but while openly cavorting with racists is nothing new for Democrats, it still makes me feel ... uneasy... to hear people talk in such racial/tribal ways.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)

34 For some reason she reminds me of a Dalek.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (KvWlw)

35 "I'll only talk to white people" is probably the strongest position she's voiced publically in her life.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (P25Hh)

36

To be fair, what is the right way to talk to a crazy, angry, resentful, core constituent of color who holds your future in his hands?

Bill's of no use to her. He only ever ran in the
pre- PISMoic era. (Pre-Internet Smart Phone).

Posted by: Joe at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (uSM1W)

37 Edited version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTa2liXkQE8

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)

38 So, she's abandoned her phony southern redneck speech pattern when speaking to black people?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

39 The leading cause of death of black males 15-35 y.o. is homicide by other black males, but this jerk is worried about the government and "mass incarceration."


Hey numbskull, given the homicide rate, even more black males need to be in prison, until discussions of the black homicide rate don't require the use of logarithms.


Bottom line: American blacks have a criminality problem, and they need to deal with it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (oKE6c)

40 >>Although in her defense -- what do you say to someone who says the biggest problem in the black community is white on black violence?

This is a line of thinking that Hillary has publicly endorsed - she has been putting out statements all along supporting the Ferguson protesters, the anti-police sentiment, etc.

Now it's being thrown back in her face to solve. She is in no position to now question the premise.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

41 "Tard," maybe. But no, not "tahhrrd."

It a nation governed by laws. she'd be tahhrrd. And feathered. And run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (iIzG7)

42 Hillary has a problem with maintaining eye contact because people talking with her find her nictitating membrane distracting.


Oh! The strain of it all!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (LImvu)

43 Hillary is having a difficult time because everyone hates her.

I'm sympathetic to that position.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, American Hero at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (LISuA)

44 26 I and many of my Random-American friends stand 100 percent behind Hillary! and her Historic First candidacy, and I believe that her new Whites Only policy will create a better America for all Americans and stuff.
Posted by: A Random-American at August 18, 2015 01:12 PM (oZr5y)




I know someone you HAVE to meet.

Posted by: Match.com's Brattleboro Branch at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (xpPRn)

45 >>> For some reason she reminds me of a Dalek.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (KvWlw)

Nope, Daleks are more warm and lifelike.

But both Hillary and Daleks have a plunger...

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (hvf9s)

46 16 But she ain't in no ways tahhrrd.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:10 PM (iIzG7)

"Tard," maybe. But no, not "tahhrrd."


She needs to be tard and feathered and run out on a rail.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (KvWlw)

47 Looks like Hillary and I have something in common. Eww.

We both almost fell asleep listening to that idiot drone on.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (HJqXj)

48
Hillary just needs to get her hair cornrolled like Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (iQIUe)

49

Everyone has to be the "teacher" to all of these idiots.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (qCMvj)

50 To be fair, what is the right way to talk to a crazy, angry, resentful,
core constituent of color who holds your future in his hands?



From a safe distance? On the phone would be good.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (oKE6c)

51 "Americas first drug is free back labor"

Can we get this myth out of the way?

Slavery was a net economic drag on the economy. As free market-types have said ad naseum since, well, forever, people are MUCH MORE EFFICIENT at their jobs when they get a positive feedback mechanism.

If the only feedback mechanism is "work hard enough to not get beaten up", then that's exactly how hard people will work.

If its "work harder and make more money" then that's what people will do.

Tocqueville spoke about this and how inefficient the slave states were compared to the industrious spirit in the non slave states.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)

52 makes me feel ... uneasy... to hear people talk in such racial/tribal ways.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)

Really? This tribal bullshit has been ongoing for some time. Its nothing new.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (9mTYi)

53 Here's the thing. Hillary's position is the actual logical conclusion of the position that BLM is pushing.

Cue hilarity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)

54 While I was busy tracking this down I was willowed.

"Now that we know Clinton had hundreds of classified documents on her
server, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Chuck Grassley is
pointing out Kendall, and the attorneys he works with on Clinton's
behalf, don't have the proper high level security clearance needed to
handle top secret, classified information."

From here: http://tinyurl.com/qjv6u9o At Townhall.com

I can hear the handcuffs being prepared now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (x3GpS)

55 Srrously, she should have gone straight to the No Ways Tarred schtick.

Winning!

Posted by: Charles CW Cooke at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (hKyl0)

56 Great minds think alike Qoheleth.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (KvWlw)

57 Who was it that said:

"The thing I like most about Obama's Presidency is all the racial healing".

Posted by: Wisrich at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (hdpay)

58 She's having trouble with her hand gestures because she's been gripping the walker bottle all day.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (LImvu)

59 One gets the impression from Hillary that she's doing this under some duress, perhaps as a way to avoid an on-stage confrontation later like Bernie Sanders endured.

Not uncomfortable with being forced to talk to potential enemies. Uncomfortable with being forced to interact with someone in an unstaged manner. Plus, these guys are... loony, to put it kindly, so you never know what explosion or crazy crap is going to puke out of that guy's cake hole.

Hillary: alien invader?
http://tinyurl.com/pzejnvf

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)

60

The part where she says that she ought to just talk to white people is when her veins start popping and her horns peep out just a bit. She's not liking it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (qCMvj)

61 This is a former Secretary of State for the greatest superpower ever?

This is the great Hillary who employed her towering intellect on the world stage?

This bitch gets pushed around like a drunk freshman co-ed during Greek Week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (DBS+6)

62 If a candidate agrees to quit, can she/he leave the race without a jail term?

Asking for a friend.
--------------------------

Sure, if the circumstances are right. Prosecutorial discretion. Eric Holder explained it to me.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (9mTYi)

63 Also, I find it VERY hard to believe that we spend more money on prisons then on schools in this country.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (AkOaV)

64 You mean th' brotha looked her right in the eye, and didn't turn into a pillar of salt?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (McRlu)

65 Is she "no ways tahred" of this crap?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (x3GpS)

66 The new firmware for the Hillbot Walker is almost lifelike.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (rwI+c)

67
Now it's being thrown back in her face to solve. She is in no position to now question the premise.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

Where's that fucking village when you need one?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:16 PM (9mTYi)

68 The media stoked a nice little race war.

The Dem party will hopefully split as well, with white liberals exiled into their own little sphere, blacks as their own party, hispanics as their own party.

The wages of identity politics.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (x5WT1)

69
I can hear the handcuffs being prepared now.


Yeah they'll find one nasty person who did it all to take the fall, someone loyal and stupid who'll take one for the team. But not yet. In a few months, so over the holiday season the press can wrap it up and when the primaries start say 'well we covered all that.'

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)

70 Really? This tribal bullshit has been ongoing for some time. Its nothing new.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (9mTYi)

I know, but it makes me sad that this is where we are in 2015. Seems very regressive.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV)

71 Also, I find it VERY hard to believe that we spend more money on prisons then on schools in this country.

I know my state of Alabama budgets four times as much for education as all other state spending combined so, I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

72 Great minds think alike Qoheleth.

Yeah, Freaked, but I'll give you credit, you did it without a metric ton of typos. My haste is a-showing.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (iIzG7)

73 I wonder how hard she beat her staff for allowing that to happen.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (laMCB)

74 When elected I pledge to eliminate the stigma of plagiarism from America's schools!

Posted by: Joey Biden, fondly known as "Plan B" to Dr. Jill at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (LISuA)

75 OT Sidebar Jeff B


You know interestingly enough ,

Jeff B's Whole Premise For His Shitty Article Looks A Lot Like Goebbels Big Lie


Never go full Vox , Jeff.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (HJqXj)

76
10 NOD
20 STARE INTENTLY
30 SPEAK "Umm Hmm"
40 BLINK
50 GOTO 10

I love humanity - it's people I can't stand

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (VLTL9)

77 BREAKING: HRC to disclose testing of methane fired, water-cooled organic email server.

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (tfM+W)

78 bobble-head doll


Joe Piscopo used to do a SNL routine, making the heads nod and bounce. Maybe that influenced Hills

Posted by: Biggie Large at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (8CdUx)

79 64 You mean th' brotha looked her right in the eye, and didn't turn into a pillar of salt?
-------------------------

Well devils and demons aren't subject to the condiment/seasoning tray

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (9mTYi)

80

To be fair, what is the right way to talk to a crazy, angry, resentful, core constituent of color who holds your future in his hands?


Not at all? Single syllables? Faux southern accent? Armed?

Posted by: Jimbolaya at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (uSM1W)

81 I'm channeling her thoughts here: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just vote for me, or at least don't jump on the stage at a campaign stop and kick my ass, OK? Also, memo to self: fire whoever set this up."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:18 PM (oKE6c)

82 Apparently it doesn't matter what this woman says or does -- kill ambassadors, lie about being shot at, purloin legal records, steal classified materials, jeopardize national security, threaten the First Amendment. It's simply a given that she should be president. Could the democrat party POSSIBLY be more deranged and dangerous?

Posted by: rrpjr at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (s/yC1)

83 I wonder how hard she beat her staff for allowing that to happen.

When you create a monster, eventually you have to deal with it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (39g3+)

84 Don't Dims talk to guys like this using firehoses and dogs?

Posted by: Jean at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (ztOda)

85 I want one of those bulletproof shirts to wear for protection when I walk thru downtown at night.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (KvWlw)

86 Holy fuck! I could not take my eyes off of the bobble head.

This video needs a ticker at the bottom dinging in every head bob and every "mm-hmmm."

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (ZvKdv)

87 The Dem party will hopefully split as well, with white liberals exiled into their own little sphere,

blacks as their own party


12% is gonna suck. Hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (LImvu)

88 I know my state of Alabama budgets four times as much for education as all other state spending combined so, I'm thinking no.
Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

I think what he meant to say is that it costs more money to incarcerate someone for a year then it does to send them to public schools for a year.

I hear that trotted out all the time like its some kind of huge insight and brilliant point.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (AkOaV)

89


Cannibalistic Comedy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (qCMvj)

90 Hillary does NOT speak jive.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

91 I know, but it makes me sad that this is where we are in 2015. Seems very regressive.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV

Seems regressive? Wait until its full blown

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (9mTYi)

92 Japanese technology does humans that are way more realistic than ol' Hillz.

*whirrrr*

*click*

*bats eyelids*

*whirrr*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (oZr5y)

93 Has Allah been hanging out with O'Reilly's body language expert?

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

94 71 Also, I find it VERY hard to believe that we spend more money on prisons then on schools in this country.

I know my state of Alabama budgets four times as much for education as all other state spending combined so, I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)


It's a HuffPo talking point. Several graphs on the internet show state corrections budgets approaching and in some cases surpassing education budgets.

And since I found it on the internet, it must be true.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (laMCB)

95 23 Limbaugh just told a bidet joke about Hillary, haha. Safe to say her momentum is flushed?

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 01:11 PM (hvf9s)


I had a nice chuckle at the, "Ahh ain't in no ways turd" joke.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (EHU9F)

96 yeah, meathead and others, Jeff B's attempt at wisdom fell Many Ways Short


again. Trump is Mohammed Ali, floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee. And making the Talking Heads soil themselves. Again and again

Posted by: Biggie Large at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (8CdUx)

97 Honestly, Hillary cannot be human. She shares nothing with every other human I know.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (zllbf)

98 Hey hillary, you lay down in the gutter, your gonna get some dirt on you.

keep associating with rift raft like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (gf8BH)

99 To be fair, what is the right way to talk to a crazy, angry, resentful, core constituent of color who holds your future in his hands?


Not at all? Single syllables? Faux southern accent? Armed?
Posted by: Jimbolaya
-----------------------------

rofl

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

100 someone's going to be fired for the bad handling of that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (ZCFje)

101 It's a HuffPo talking point. Several graphs on the internet show state corrections budgets approaching and in some cases surpassing education budgets.

And since I found it on the internet, it must be true.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (laMCB)

Oh, well, I could possibly believe that some STATES spend more on prisons then on education, since most education spending is at the local / municipal level, with lots of nice federal grants sprinkled in.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)

102 Crazy dude: "this is and has always been a white problem of violence. There's not much we can do to stop the violence against us"

Hillary and the whole country in their heart of hearts " WTF?"

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (lIU4e)

103 My political director was just talking to me about "Trans" Americans. I know all about those already, and you probably saw the picture in the Onion of me polishing mine in the White House driveway.

Posted by: Joey Biden, fondly known as at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (LISuA)

104 Japanese technology does humans that are way more realistic than ol' Hillz.


And more...well, you've never actually fantasized about Hillary have you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

105 Blue on blue. Just enjoy the show.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (yox0K)

106 "Damn, I could sure use a little sniper fire right now."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Thought Bubble at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (oZr5y)

107 53 Here's the thing. Hillary's position is the actual logical conclusion of the position that BLM is pushing.

Cue hilarity.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)

So, basically, complete black separatism?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

108 71 Also, I find it VERY hard to believe that we spend more money on prisons then on schools in this country.

I know my state of Alabama budgets four times as much for education as all other state spending combined so, I'm thinking no.
Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)




Here in California Prop. 98 - a constitutional amendment, no less - mandates that 39+% of the state budget go to K-12 warehousing education. (Thanks, teachers' unions!)


But of course, in our more (ahem) "diverse" areas, the difference between high school and prison is a bit blurry, as people move freely from one to the other and back. And we have the educational results to prove it, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)

109 Animatronic Abraham Lincoln is more lifelike than that.

Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (KvWlw)

110 Is there an 18 1/2 minute gap in these vids?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (XUKZU)

111 But there's no way that all local / state / federal spending on schools is less money then local / state / federal spending on prisons.

I mean, I'd really need to dig in to those numbers to believe it.

Anyways, minor digression, doesn't really matter.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)

112
Everyone in the country wants to blacklivesmatter to stuff it. So if clinton makes this her Sistah Souljah Moment, she'll score big points.

Posted by: Soothsayer II, thirty-two-time Top Commenter at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (R/CND)

113 the biggest problem in the black community is white on black violence?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:06 PM (AkOaV)

Yeah. We'll just ignore all those Black Criminals shooting the heck out of the neighborhood.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (x3GpS)

114 Amnesty and free college.....that's the ticket.

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (Z475c)

115 >>> "Americas first drug is free back labor"
Can we get this myth out of the way?

OT, but Finished Go Set a Watchman last week. Many inconvenient truths and myths about America's past were discussed. Morons should go read. I'd suggest it for the book club but I like the idea of the book club's fiction choices being non-political in nature.

Book brings up the fact again that only 5% of southerners owned slaves, what were the other 95% fighting for then? To preserve the way of life for some snotty plantation owners they didn't know? Nope. That whole section of the book could easily have been written by the Horde, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (hvf9s)

116 5 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------------------------------
You don't.
The way to deal with BLM is to say "I acknowledge that you're a bunch of attention seeking, do-nothing losers. I have a serious campaign to run, and won't waste another second on you. Now, go get a job and leave hard working Americans alone. Try being a productive member of society instead of a race-baiting agitator for once."

Then, drop the mic and walk away.

Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (ghk1f)

117 87 The Dem party will hopefully split as well, with white liberals exiled into their own little sphere,

blacks as their own party


12% is gonna suck. Hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (LImvu)


They'll win some seats and control a lot of cities.

The white liberals will be the funniest. Walking around trying to command everybody to do what they want, and getting their asses kicked.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (x5WT1)

118 In fairness, I'm sure Hillary would rather have been talking to Tera Dadiotis in the bathroom.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

119 Do I even need to say 'dog whistle'?

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (eEBON)

120
I wonder how hard she beat her staff for allowing that to happen.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

She beat her staff? That sounds hawt.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (RFeQD)

121 A remark like that - even if not quoted exactly correctly - would end the campaign of any GOP candidate by the end of the day today.

The reality is, though, BLM does need tough-love. "If Black Lives Matter, why do your kids keep shooting each other?"

Posted by: JEM at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (o+SC1)

122 From last thread:

The physical security of the server is not the primary concern, people.

Let's say for arguments sake the virtual security was top notch.

Let's further stipulate the server was a single machine.

Let's even go on to say the drive had whole disk encryption on it. EG Bitlocker with a Trusted Platform Module (TPM).

There are physical attacks one can do to dump the TPM's memory if you have access to the machine. That gets you past the whole disk encryption and you get everything on disk.

That's just one scenario in which physical access to the machine gets you everything that virtual access couldn't.

You think a black bag operation on a fly by night company with no alarm is high risk? It's practically zero risk.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (jhqr1)

123 So, we are spending too much money on inmates. More Angola type operations and surplus tent farms should fix that.

Posted by: Jean at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (ztOda)

124 But she ain't in no ways tahhrrd.

-
Or feathered.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (XUKZU)

125 Posted by: rrpjr at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (s/yC1)

Don't forget "Helped the Russians corner the uranium market."

Posted by: Frank Giustra at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (laMCB)

126 Relax everyone. I speak jive.

Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (yox0K)

127 Hillary's appearance with Black Lives Matter was calculated to be her Sista Soulja moment---remember when Bill Clinton reassured whites by putting that fat pig on the defensive?--but she blew it.
Big Time.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (jJGds)

128 The fembot in "Ex Machina" was more life-like than ol' Hills.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

129 102 Crazy dude: "this is and has always been a white problem of violence. There's not much we can do to stop the violence against us"

Hillary and the whole country in their heart of hearts " WTF?"
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:21 PM (lIU4e)

Honestly, it really is sad that we are now raising an entire generation of black yutes who believe that.

I mean, what can you say? Every piece of data points to a very different picture then that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)

130 100
someone's going to be fired for the bad handling of that.



Posted by: weft cut-loop


Somebody stood there with a cell phone , recording this travesty.

"Hey , you staffer. Come over here and film me 'listening' to the black guy. Maybe we can get some stills out of it."

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (HJqXj)

131 How in the world did I ever end up marrying that wooden bitch?
Posted by: Bill at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (laMCB)

She couldn't run fast enough? She stood still for it?

She was the slowest at Yale?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (x3GpS)

132 OT:

Celerity bikini pictures

http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb

Like you morons deserve them

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+)

133 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?

Calmly, while backing away slowly, with your hand on your weapon.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (jhqr1)

134 So, basically, complete black separatism?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (RD7QR)


Yep. Separate drinking fountains, schools, designated areas at lunch counters and on buses, the works.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (oKE6c)

135
Japanese technology does humans that are way more realistic than ol' Hillz.



*whirrrr*



*click*



*bats eyelids*



*whirrr*
=========
The owl on the original Clash of the Titans was more lifelike than Hillary.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (ZvKdv)

136 >>>Pretty sad that that's where we are.

Erm no it's not. No one want to talk to these animals anyway. Remember how they got chased off when they attempted #BlackBrunch?

This is a case of the fox and the grapes: "Ah dint wanna talk to you anyways, whitey"

Fine by me, you sociopathic sacks of shit. Move to Africa if you hate it here so much.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (P7dMK)

137 I think what he meant to say is that it costs more money to incarcerate
someone for a year then it does to send them to public schools for a
year.>>>

Well the next step after feeding the pupils Breakfast, snack, Lunch, snack and Dinner. Will be to house them too. So per pupil to per prisoner should be equal pretty soon.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (81UWZ)

138 After Hillary pushed the "nod" button (off camera, of course) to make her exoskeleton bob her head up and down at regular intervals, you could just see her eyes glaze over.

And oh, some black dude called Tony Sotomayor on YouTube (who has black woman derangement syndrome, which I find hilarious) just eviscerates the BLM losers In a couple of videos.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (HROWF)

139 And since I found it on the internet, it must be true.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (laMCB)

They are not legally allowed to post anything on the internet that isn't true!!! The internet told me so!

Posted by: That idiot on the internet at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (hvf9s)

140
Then, drop the mic and walk away.

Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (ghk1f


Standing ovation.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (9mTYi)

141 @76

Need a GOSUB in there somewhere to handle the water-sipping.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (EHU9F)

142 Yes, I would like a copy of your mix tape.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (Tj+s6)

143 That's just one scenario in which physical access to the machine gets you everything that virtual access couldn't.

You think a black bag operation on a fly by night company with no alarm is high risk? It's practically zero risk.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (jhqr1)

Oh sure. Given all that, physical security is a concern.

But in the hierarchy of concerns, Hillarys! lack of encryption, lack of following best practices, and the fact that she had a wide open internet-facing Outlook web applet easily available for any idiot script kiddie to hack is much more of a concern then the company not paying a monitoring fee to ADT.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

144 Amnesty and free college.....that's the ticket.

Just rename prisons and call them universities. Hand out diplomas as the inmates walk out the gate.

Win-win.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (oZr5y)

145 How in the world did I ever end up marrying that wooden bitch?
Posted by: Bill at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (laMCB)

She couldn't run fast enough? She stood still for it?

She was the slowest at Yale?



Knot hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (LImvu)

146 How, pray tell, will Hillary be able to "address only white people" when discussing various issues?

Imagine her at a campaign stop:

"Now, I want to talk about race and crime. But all you black people on the audience: Leave! Get out of here! These words are not for you to hear! This is a "whites only" speech!"

Or on TV:

"Well, Contessa, I'd like to address that issue, but first [turning to camera] all you darkies turn off your TV sets now! This is Cracker Time!"

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (jBuUi)

147 "Blue on blue. Just enjoy the show."

I find it hard to imagine that the black community to turned out in record numbers for Barry is very excited about Hillary.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (LA7Cm)

148 Put another way, even if the server was located in Fort Knox with around the clock Navy SEAL and Secret Service protection, it was still unsecure as shit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

149 Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2015 01:22 PM (KvWlw)

TW nominee!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (laMCB)

150 "The fembot in "Ex Machina" was more life-like than ol' Hills."

Oh no, not the Fembots again.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

151 Hillary! without her rubber skin and hair coverings.

http://tinyurl.com/o6wd6ez

Posted by: Kyle Reese at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (Vf5rR)

152 I just figured out how Hillary solved the security problem in talking with these clowns, and why she seems so wooden: it's not really Hillary, it's an animatronic Hillary look-alike.


Hillary: "Is it charged up? Great, push it out there. Even if they start shooting, it's cool. Huma, come to my office for a high-level ... uh ... well, that is, a low-level session." /winks at Huma

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (oKE6c)

153 Just rename prisons and call them universities. Hand out diplomas as the inmates walk out the gate.



School of Hard Knocks.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (LImvu)

154 1) The head nodding starts to look like a palsy after a certain point.
2) Did she sign a merchandising contract with Dr. Evil, Clothier? Is it some sort of exclusive deal with a Middle East manufacturer of an alternative clothing line made from petroleum?

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (Hj9yW)

155 I don't think the Dems believe that there is any such thing as a Sista Soulja moment any more. I think they not only think they dominate the culture so totally that it wouldn't help them any, but that Sista Soulja was right these days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)

156
I got the feeling she was being sarcastic with that line, not serious.

I'll have to watch it again a few more times being in the minority.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (ODxAs)

157 Your leading Democrat (NonRacist) Contender ladies and gentlemen.

And she'll STILL beat the Republican nominee.

Unless...for a mere shillings...you contract with me to drive a stake through her long dead heart.

Posted by: Van Helsing at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (UsgHM)

158 She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Jake From State Farm at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (HAyMQ)

159 But then again, how will it be portrayed by the Media on the nightly news?


There is a separate reality to be considered here.

Who will you believe? Them or your lyin' eyes?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (RFeQD)

160 Exactly what do these aholes in Thailand blowing up people hope to accomplish?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

161 I find it hard to imagine that the black community to turned out in record numbers for Barry is very excited about Hillary.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 18, 2015 01:26 PM (LA7Cm

Well there is always the Muslim Brotherhood Outreach Plan B.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (9mTYi)

162 >>Everyone in the country wants to blacklivesmatter to stuff it. So if clinton makes this her Sistah Souljah Moment, she'll score big points.

There are a lot of white progressives who are on board the "white privilege is totes real and needs to end" crazy train, and I can see them taking offense on behalf of the BLM folks. Just look at how quickly Jessica Valenti folded to the LGBT crowd on her "sausage party" comment.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

163 Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+)

Grrr.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)

164 OT, but Finished Go Set a Watchman last week. Many inconvenient truths and myths about America's past were discussed. Morons should go read. I'd suggest it for the book club but I like the idea of the book club's fiction choices being non-political in nature.

Book brings up the fact again that only 5% of southerners owned slaves, what were the other 95% fighting for then? To preserve the way of life for some snotty plantation owners they didn't know? Nope. That whole section of the book could easily have been written by the Horde, hah.

-
I liked it as well. I also liked the relationship conflict between Scout and Atticus. It is almost a transcendent book. I don't know how they slipped up and let this one get published.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (XUKZU)

165 Posted by: rrpjr at August 18, 2015 01:19 PM (s/yC1)

It's more the willing media who have set this up to happen.

They got Obama elected. Now they're trying it for her.

They've been at this since 1992 and Arkansas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (x3GpS)

166
Sausage is a privilege...as is bacon.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (iQIUe)

167 Just rename prisons and call them universities. Hand out diplomas as the inmates walk out the gate.

_________________________________________________

Penn State?

No, State Pen.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (eEBON)

168 For some reason minorities, particularly blacks, are huge on Hillary. I do not know why. There's no rational basis for it, there's nothing in her past that should make them want to support her. I mean her husband said that Barack Hussein Obama should be "bringing the coffee" for crying out loud. She's the whitest cracker in the race.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (39g3+)

169 I can hear the handcuffs being prepared now. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM

You must have the ears of a freekin' bat.

No matter how much the MFM "reveals" about her, no matter how many times Ace pushes her latest stupid and/or criminal acts, this woman has the resiliency of a Super Ball. She has been deflecting official (as in law-enforcement notice since damn near the day she got out of college. And just because she should get a book or two or three thrown at her, it's not automatically going to happen.

Best we wake up to that. Demand of everyone from bloggers to elected officials that they start beating the drum loudly for some serious law enforcement, or hang it up.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (0atQl)

170 Hillie may need to schedule another Chipotle run to re-establish her "regular person" cred after this clusterfuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (oZr5y)

171 School of Hard Knockspainful endings.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 01:27 PM (LImvu)

Fixed.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (laMCB)

172 Is that a Hillary bobblehead?

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (zoehZ)

173 Please massa, done beat me no mo.

-- Hillary staffer who set this up.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (O67uE)

174 Grrr.

Posted by: mynewhandle

Hey, did I lie or miss represent in ANY way?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (sWgE+)

175 How in the world did I ever end up marrying that wooden bitch?

Posted by: Bill at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (laMCB)


You needed a 'wife' for political reasons. She needed a 'husband' for the same.

Meanwhile, she wouldn't sleep with you for a million dollars but lets you stick it wherever you want as long as its not near her.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

176 >>> OT:

Celerity bikini pictures http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb
Like you morons deserve them
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+)

Hah, saw that on Drudge. Can't decide of they went out of their way to find awkward pictures of her, or if being unphotogenic just comes naturally.

Sorry, that was a bit mean. I think I'm cranky because she gets an Italian vacay and I don't. Also it might be lunchtime.

Chelsea, doing the vacations that Ewoks just won't do!

Posted by: LizLem what needs a sammich at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (hvf9s)

177 Here in California Prop. 98 - a constitutional amendment, no less - mandates that 39+% of the state budget go to K-12 warehousing education. (Thanks, teachers' unions!)


But of course, in our more (ahem) "diverse" areas, the difference between high school and prison is a bit blurry, as people move freely from one to the other and back. And we have the educational results to prove it, too.


WA is getting fined $100K per day for not funding education properly.
Link: http://goo.gl/0K2n1U

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (jhqr1)

178 That was really enjoyable. Painful, but enjoyable.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (ELEPX)

179 I think what he meant to say is that it costs more money to incarcerate someone for a year then it does to send them to public schools for a year.

Hmm. I imagine that's true, though meaningless. It's probably cheaper to put a fireman through college than to pay him to fight fires. Touche!

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (rwI+c)

180 Hey, did I lie or miss represent in ANY way?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (sWgE+)

Nope, but I still should have known better.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (AkOaV)

181 "There are a lot of white progressives who are on board the "white privilege is totes real and needs to end" crazy train, and I can see them taking offense on behalf of the BLM folks. Just look at how quickly Jessica Valenti folded to the LGBT crowd on her "sausage party" comment."

I gave Jessica Valenti a real "Sausage Party" last night while her wimpy husband was at a poetry reading.

Posted by: Paolo at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (OD2ni)

182 Heh, smartest woman in the world bails out wearing a backpack again.

Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (xWW96)

183 I do not know why.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (39g3+)


Walking-around money?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (laMCB)

184 Celerity bikini pictures http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb

Like you morons deserve them

Posted by: wrg500


yeah, she's Webb's kid...gah

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (HJqXj)

185 Celerity bikini pictures

http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb

Like you morons deserve them

-
Good lord! I think I'm turning gay.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (XUKZU)

186 Hah, saw that on Drudge. Can't decide of they went out of their way to find awkward pictures of her, or if being unphotogenic just comes naturally.

She doesn't have a terrible body. But yes, very awkward looking.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (jhqr1)

187 Why can't Black Lives Matter-which was founded on a lie--be treated the same way by the media as the Tea Party is?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (jJGds)

188 "It's a pleasure, and I want to be in this dialogue with you."

"Go ahead and get started with your dialogue and I'll come back later and jump right in after I find a fifth of scotch."

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (oZr5y)

189 The owl on the original Clash of the Titans was more lifelike than Hillary.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 18, 2015 01:25 PM (ZvKdv)


-----


hahahha

reading my mind

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (Xa4vS)

190 Chelsea, doing the vacations that Ewoks just won't do!

Posted by: LizLem what needs a sammich

That girl has no business in a bikini. Almost enough to turn an Italian from women.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (sWgE+)

191 It's more the willing media who have set this up to happen.

They got Obama elected. Now they're trying it for her.

They've been at this since 1992 and Arkansas.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (x3GpS)


The most egregious, revelatory moment: when Obongo claimed his parents met on the bridge at Selma - four years after he was hatched born - and not a single reporter called him on the obvious bald-faced lie.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (oKE6c)

192 I have a friend who is retired EOD. The Secret Service doesn't maintain their own EOD, so they grab them from the military when they visit. He had to do multiple tours with the Clintons in the 90s. They were given specific instructions to never look her in the eye, and if they weren't done sweeping a room before she arrived, they had to stand in the closet while she was there, only allowed to come out and finish their job when she was done.

To put it mildly, he is not fond of the Clintons.

Posted by: BluegrassConservative at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (+4IYZ)

193 94 71 Also, I find it VERY hard to believe that we spend more money on prisons then on schools in this country.

I know my state of Alabama budgets four times as much for education as all other state spending combined so, I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

It's a HuffPo talking point. Several graphs on the internet show state corrections budgets approaching and in some cases surpassing education budgets.

And since I found it on the internet, it must be true.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 01:20 PM (laMCB)


Here is what government in the United States spends:

http://tinyurl.com/ntyukdt

The United States spends $922B in education this fiscal year, and $82B a year on prisons.

It's a neat website to bookmark, and you can use it all the time to burst any Socialist meme.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (Z7G74)

194
Celerity bikini pictures http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb
Like you morons deserve them
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+

Here I thought bitches had 8 teats.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (9mTYi)

195 Canks is the furthest thing from an everyday American there is. She believes herself to be royalty and she is extremely uncomfortable around commoners.

Posted by: Titanium at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (VvgWy)

196 Imagine Hillary having sex. So very awkward.

No, really imagine it. Then take a slug of scotch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (Xa4vS)

197 Good lord! I think I'm turning gay.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (XUKZU)


No, no, you're just dressing better.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (xpPRn)

198 Honestly, it really is sad that we are now raising an entire generation of black yutes who believe that.

I can't possibly believe that they actually think that. These activists types say that, but they have to see the real violence every day in their own communities.

Just this past week, we had a double homicide, two young black men shot each other not two miles from my house. And for what?

The people acting locally are actually putting together some kind of antiviolence campaign and I haven't heard a damn thing from them about it all being white people violence.

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (lIU4e)

199 yeah, she's Webb's kid...gah Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM

She has smaller boobs than Webb did, though.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (0atQl)

200 >>>38 So, she's abandoned her phony southern redneck speech pattern when speaking to black people?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2015 01:13 PM (9mTYi)

No, she ended that first clip with something like, "An' that's whut I'm gonna be doin'."

Posted by: m at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (ELEPX)

201 Nope, but I still should have known better.

Posted by: mynewhandle

Face it, you fucked up. You trusted me, lol.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (sWgE+)

202 The #BlackLivesMatter representative made demands of Mrs. Clinton. Mrs. Clinton then turned to her campaign manager and asked, "Who bitch this is?"

Posted by: Reporter Standing By at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (yox0K)

203 Are you allowed to look at Hillary! when she approaches (assuming you wanted to)? Doesn't she typically demand that you look away and act like you're not even there?

So her saying she won't talk to BLM is pretty standard SOP.

BTW, BLM and Hillary! deserve each other. I'd like to throw them both in a bag, tie it up, and let 'em go at it. Everyone wins.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (1CroS)

204 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

So I guess Mom and Dad pioneered the frontiers of artificial insemination?

Posted by: Chelsea at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (laMCB)

205 190 Chelsea, doing the vacations that Ewoks just won't do!
Posted by: LizLem what needs a sammich
That girl has no business in a bikini. Almost enough to turn an Italian from women.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:33 PM (sWgE+)




I'm sorry, but Chelsea could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck. Mezvinsky is probably envying his old man in the clink right now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (oKE6c)

206 Hmm looks like some older judges are retiring because they cannot keep up with the flood of immigration cases being brought before them by Obama's amnesty and child importation system.

http://tinyurl.com/owsbrnx

And when those judges retire, what sort replace them?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (39g3+)

207 This was totally staged ! 100%. Good is a friendly squish liberal group tied to the Clintons.

Posted by: standfast24 at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (wx/BY)

208 here's a whole quote from weaselzippers:

"I say this as respectfully as I can: if you don't tell black people what we need to do, then we won't tell you all what you need to do," one organizer, Julius Jones, tells her.

"I'm not telling you," the candidate replies. "I'm just telling you to tell me."

"What I mean to say is that this is and has always been a white problem of violence," Jones says. "There's not much that we can do to stop the violence against us."


First, this is what happens when idiots are allowed to speak in public. Second, the male idiot probably means that anything wrong with the black community is the fault of the whites. You know, racism and oppression and all that. After all, if "Hey baby, why so sad?" is a form of sexual assault, why can't one call it violence when people say Obama is a crappy president?


oh, and does this sound like someone you'd trust with a knife and fork? "I'm not telling you," the candidate replies. "I'm just telling you to tell me."

Posted by: mallfly at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (qSIlh)

209 except for the fact that it was hillary....and i dislike her intensely....it wasn't that bad.....we can't make mountains out of mole hills......just like we won't make mole hills out of mountains......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (0O7c5)

210 To be fair, Chelsea is not famous due to her looks, and is not marketing herself as an "attractive" person. She's just a random, average woman, physically.

What she's famous for is being the privileged, spoiled offspring of the two most amoral sociopaths this country has ever produced.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (jBuUi)

211 >>Celerity bikini pictures http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb
Like you morons deserve them

Think she is naturally unphotogenic, and she really benefits from a lot of good grooming - hair straighteners, make-up, nice clothes, careful photos to maximize her best angles, etc.
In a bikini w/frizzy hair, no make-up, pale skin....?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

212
Shrillary
under duress
when the walker froze

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (VLTL9)

213
It is embarrassing that everyone doesn't see the horror that is Mrs. Cankles.

It is unfathomable to think that she is as close as she is to being the leader of the free world.

God help us all.

Posted by: GBruno at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (u49WF)

214 Hmm. I imagine that's true, though meaningless. It's probably cheaper to put a fireman through college than to pay him to fight fires. Touche!
Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (rwI+c)

Right. It's a meaningless statistic and means nothing.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (AkOaV)

215 Hilary should have used her second grader voice. Then she could at least communicate on the same wavelength.

That is, even though second graders believe she's the wicked witch of the East.

And she looks like those rich old people in NYC who cow at the sight of a black person. That oozes prejudice more than any words.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (GGCsk)

216 They were given specific instructions to never look her in the eye,
Posted by: BluegrassConservative at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (+4IYZ)



Heh. I had similar instructions about Tom Cruise and Toby Keith at an earlier job.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (xpPRn)

217 >>Just this past week, we had a double homicide, two young black men shot each other not two miles from my house. And for what?

1) drugs
2) chick
3) gang turf

It sure as hell wasn't about not returning a borrowed book.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (9mTYi)

218 I can't possibly believe that they actually think that. These activists
types say that, but they have to see the real violence every day in
their own communities.



Just this past week, we had a double homicide, two young black men shot each other not two miles from my house. And for what?




Monoamine oxidase alleles, FTW!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (oKE6c)

219 >>To be fair, Chelsea is not famous due to her looks, and is not marketing herself as an "attractive" person.

Someone inform the press - they've been selling her as attractive, just like how they fawn over Michelle Obama. Both are in the average looks zone, but the press insists otherwise.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

220 Imagine Hillary having sex. So very awkward.

No, really imagine it. Then take a slug of scotch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (Xa4vS)

Bill said Hill couldn't bury a bone w/o getting dirt on her nose.

Posted by: BignJames at August 18, 2015 01:39 PM (ZGrnN)

221 Religion of peace killed another 150 in Nigeria today. And now bck to our regularly scheduled program.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:39 PM (XUKZU)

222 'To be fair, Chelsea is not famous due to her looks..."

The Clintons aren't a marriage. They're a business merger with an ugly joint venture.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 18, 2015 01:39 PM (iIzG7)

223 217 >>Just this past week, we had a double homicide, two young black men shot each other not two miles from my house. And for what?
1) drugs
2) chick
3) gang turf
It sure as hell wasn't about not returning a borrowed book.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (9mTYi)



"What? Heisenberg's matrix mechanics formulation of quantum mechanics is totally better than Schroedinger's wave mechanics formulation!"


"You crazy, man! Wave mechanics rocks!"


Bang!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:40 PM (oKE6c)

224 So just like how she talks to everyone else, as furniture.
I hate that!

Posted by: mister davenport at August 18, 2015 01:40 PM (4TTES)

225 I liked it as well. I also liked the relationship conflict between Scout and Atticus. It is almost a transcendent book. I don't know how they slipped up and let this one get published.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:29 PM (XUKZU)

The genius thing is how meta it is, because of the god-like aura that people have bestowed on the character of Atticus over 50+ years. He's been built up as almost this mythical character, so our impressions of him pop along with Scout's and have to get rebuilt as well. Is so brilliant.

My sister pointed out that while the critics keep saying this was a rough draft, it wasn't. This was the polished draft she sent to publishers. This is the story she WANTED told all these years, but had to sanitize so her publisher could print something they could actually market and sell. But this was the true story that she meant to be told. And it is wonderful and heartbreaking and drops truthbombs and is all the good things a story should be. Glad we got it in its unsanitized, unvarnished glory.

Posted by: LizLem what needs a sammich at August 18, 2015 01:40 PM (hvf9s)

226 Face it, you fucked up. You trusted me, lol.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (sWgE+)

Yes, and I should know better by now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

227 What she's famous for is being the privileged, spoiled offspring of the two most amoral sociopaths this country has ever produced.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 01:36 PM (jBuUi)

--------

Thank you, I'm sick of people sugar coating this bullshit. They are horrible people and that's the nicest thing I can say about them.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (Xa4vS)

228 "Can't decide of they went out of their way to find awkward pictures of her, or if being unphotogenic just comes naturally."


Yes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

229 Hillary! ain't no Cherry2000, that's for sure!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (JO9+V)

230 Bill is a rapist FFS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (Xa4vS)

231 There are a lot of white progressives who are on board the "white privilege is totes real and needs to end" crazy train, and I can see them taking offense on behalf of the BLM folks. Just look at how quickly Jessica Valenti folded to the LGBT crowd on her "sausage party" comment.

I like to challenge them to define white privilege in a rigorous, scientifically testable way. That way we can check to see if a specific event really is white privilege, or bad luck, or the work of dark wizards.

They usually respond by sarcastically asking me if I think there is no racism in the world.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (jhqr1)

232 People who mock political opponents for their appearance and lack of sex appeal always disappoint me. Like we're rock hard sex gods ourselves, huh people? We're Brad Pitt and Chris Pratt combined right? And the 'ettes are all hawt supermodels, of course, no flaws at all in us.

Someone being wrong and foolish is enough in its self, there's no need to poke fun at their physical appearance. That's just weak stuff, juvenile. Its like the idiots on the left who scream FATTY FAT Mc FATTERSON ADDICT FATTY! every time Limbaugh's name comes up like a chimp screaming at the visitors in the zoo.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)

233
In Nigeria? I got into a twitter fight with a Nigerian guy who was telling me there was no crime or violence in Nigeria. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe)

234 Someone inform the press - they've been selling her
as attractive, just like how they fawn over Michelle Obama. Both are in
the average looks zone, but the press insists otherwise.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:38 PM (NOIQH)


Average zone ... for primates generally?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (oKE6c)

235 White privilege is preferring truth to lies, work to welfare, creation to destruction, knowledge to ignorance, order to anarchy, equality to tribal privilege, discussion to violence, reality to fantasy, sobriety to intoxication, marriage to illegitimacy, freedom to regulation.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU)

236 Sadly, this is where we are though.
I have black relatives, any attempt to discuss this with them as a mess. Angry cries of privilege or racism.

Hell, my dad liked the "we must stop killing each other" he saw it as a claim for all humanity. Hid own niece basically said "that's not for you"

Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (Cfzj6)

237 sobriety to intoxication
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU)

well then I guess I'm not privileged!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (AkOaV)

238 " Imagine Hillary having sex. So very awkward. "


Ewwkkk....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)

239
182 Heh, smartest woman in the world bails out wearing a backpack again.
Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2015 01:32 PM (xWW96)


Great joke - it never gets old

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (VLTL9)

240 I ain't no ways tarred, n!gga!

Posted by: Hill-Dawg at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (vsbNu)

241 ]Just this past week, we had a double homicide, two young black men shot each other not two miles from my house. And for what?

A couple years ago in Richmond, California (the second largest ghetto-town in the SF Bay Area, after Oakland) they arranged a big "Stop the Violence!!" event at a park in the middle of town.

During the event, in full view of thousands of people, ministers giving speeches, cops, and families, a car full of thugs drove up and got in a running gun battle with a rival gang at the park. Bullets flying everywhere, people running for their lives.

The irony, it is thick.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)

242 Hey guys, the Colt .45's are on me. Hiccup.

Posted by: Hillary at August 18, 2015 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

243 #Black Dogs Matter

Posted by: Labrador Retriever at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (l3vZN)

244
It is a weird conversation, the guy gets a few minutes with a presidential candidate and doesn't have his spiel down. What is exactly was he trying to accomplish?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (ODxAs)

245 I shake my head at the reaction of white squishy-leftists when confronted by black radicals. They're paralyzed by guilt. They can't protect themselves -- they feel compelled to abase themselves. It's not a healthy state of affairs.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

246 Sure can't think on her cankles.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (uPxUo)

247 "Religion of peace killed another 150 in Nigeria today."


Black Lives Ma.......

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Lefty at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (LA7Cm)

248 meh....Chelsea just looks like a billion other chicks.

I'd give here a solid Lena Dunham 5.

6.5 with makeup.

Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 01:44 PM (MDgS8)

249 >>> And when those judges retire, what sort replace them? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:35 PM (39g3+)

You act like this wasn't planned!

Posted by: Alinsky at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (hvf9s)

250 224 So just like how she talks to everyone else, as furniture.
I hate that!
Posted by: mister davenport at August 18, 2015 01:40 PM (4TTES)

Ha!
Posted by: The Couch FUcker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (9mTYi)

251 Posted by: Christopher Taylor

No, I this case it's am I buying what the media is selling or do I believe my lying eyes. Personally I know I'm a fat slug.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (sWgE+)

252 Hillary's campaign is going Guam, and about to tip over.

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (LISuA)

253 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)

-----

This isn't the thread for you then.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (Xa4vS)

254 So, how about that Wire episode last night?

Holla!

Posted by: Focus Grouped Hillary at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (vsbNu)

255 I love that these white Democrats are having their Frankenstein moment. They've fomented these racial grievances for decades, thinking they'd be imune. But the spiteful, spoiled brat mentality they created does not have any boundaries to its animus. The shambling, slobbering, cretinous 6'3 300 pound gentle giant has turned on its creator. Have at it, Frank. I'll go get some popcorn.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 01:45 PM (P7dMK)

256 Yeah I don't think Chelsea is GROSS.

Just... average looking.

And with her money and personal stylists and hair and makeup people and whatnot, you'd think she'd be able to afford to look better than average.

What's the old phrase? "There are no ugly women, only lazy women" something like that ?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)

257 Celerity bikini pictures http://tinyurl.com/qcq25vb
Like you morons deserve them
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+


The fish are still trying to get that taste out of their mouths.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (7eQGn)

258 Meanwhile in Chicago

2015 - 47 Black assailants murdered 223 Black victims

Quit pointing at whitey, #BLM.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (HJqXj)

259 >>Average zone ... for primates generally?

Most politicians are in the average zone (as are most of us, I assume), it's just that the press is inexplicably compelled to bestow sex appeal on politicians they love. For example, all the hubba hubba over a shirtless Obama.

I suppose I'm just sick of the fawning, the insistence that we all marvel at Michelle's arms or fashion when it's just empty worship based on her position as being a Dem FLOTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

260 Lena Dunham is a 5?

Really?

Maybe in NY but, not anywhere I've lived.

3-maybe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:47 PM (Xa4vS)

261 You know why Chelsea is homely?

Self-Defense.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 01:47 PM (x3GpS)

262 Like you morons deserve them
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 01:24 PM (sWgE+)


You. Bastard.

A stake for your heart. As soon as my vision returns.

Posted by: Van Helsing at August 18, 2015 01:47 PM (UsgHM)

263 Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:47 PM (Xa4vS)

I'm not very picky.

My scale is 0 to 1.

0 means I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

1 means I would.

Easier that way.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:48 PM (AkOaV)

264 What's the old phrase? "There are no ugly women, only lazy women" something like that ?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)


In Russia, there are no ugly women, only not enough vodka.

Posted by: Russian Expression at August 18, 2015 01:48 PM (vsbNu)

265 I get the impression, from Hillary's body language, that she's a NY minute away from going all Mao Zedong on this guy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (KJ2mA)

266 You know, these #blacklivesmatter motherfuckers are never going to be satisfied until they realize they voted for all this unhappiness. The democrat party inslaved some of their ancestors and yet they look to the very same party to validate their fucking worth.

Furthermore, until this subgroup decides to assimilate as Americans instead of as The Other People White People Don't Like there will never be change. To think a mere fraction of a 13% minority in this country is providing plundered resources that keeps the country running is fucking delusional and dangerous.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (UnJ7w)

267 Hillary the politician reminds of those people in the audition portion of American who think they can sing.
Where's Simon Whats-his-face when we need him?

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (4rzL1)

268 Yeah rejecting the absurdist legacy media line on Chelsea or Michelle Obama is another thing entirely. Then the topic really is their appearance; neither one is very attractive. Like Eleven notes, Chelsea is meh bod with Howdy Doody face, poor girl never went through the cute little girl phase even. And Michelle Obama is just unattractive with no fashion sense (although she's better than she was in that first year, whooo).

The only reason this matters is that they're given to us as raving beauties we should be stunned by, as if anyone is truly fooled by that. Thankfully we don't get those grating "Michelle is the next Jackie Kennedy!" stories any longer or fawning articles about her toned biceps.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (39g3+)

269
And who is the von Furestenburg with the "iconic red hair"?

Didn't know such titles were to be bestowed on our betters... don't care, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (VLTL9)

270 It will take an especially large pot to boil Ms Clinton.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (oDCMR)

271 264
What's the old phrase? "There are no ugly women, only lazy women" something like that ?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)





In Russia, there are no ugly women, only not enough vodka.

Posted by: Russian Expression at August 18, 2015 01:48 PM (vsbNu)

in thailand the saying is all the hot women used to be men

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (0O7c5)

272 So 'Aint Jemima is going to talk to white people about high illegitimacy rates in black communities, black on black crime, high drop out rates, etc. ? That's a winning plan.

Posted by: Cheri at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

273 Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:48 PM (AkOaV)

----

Well then. I like your honesty.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (Xa4vS)

274 Just... average looking.

She's downright attractive for a Hubbell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (rwI+c)

275 Chelsea's body is not bad at all. But man, that is a face that could launch a thousand ships into flight away from the object of horror.

And I am saying this as someone who is usually not photogenic.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (HROWF)

276 And with her money and personal stylists and hair and makeup people and whatnot, you'd think she'd be able to afford to look better than average.

Humidity has to be killer on her hair, no matter how much money she has. And I didn't like her bathing suit. But she looked fine, otherwise. People are too critical.

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (lIU4e)

277 The dems pow wow with al sharpy sharpton so it's pretty much a race to see how low they can go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (gf8BH)

278 She was never smiling in those pictures, though. That's what makes her look bad. And I don't know if it's because she doesn't smile or because they don't print those pictures.

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (lIU4e)

279 chelsea has a nice flat tummy.....bitch

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (0O7c5)

280
What happened to the Obamas' dogs, BTW?

At what event were they served up as appetizers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (VLTL9)

281 What I think is interesting is that the whole country seems to be shifting heavily toward just wholesale fury and disgust with politics as usual and politicians and their lies. Not the usual "man the other guys suck" thing but more "they all are awful and belong on gallows" fury.

I wonder how far this will carry things? Its the best explanation for how a loonie toon Commie like Sanders can attract so much attention and for why Trump is doing so well in polling. People have just given up on the entire system and are going "screw it, lets go crazy!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:52 PM (39g3+)

282 Your human ways confuse and frighten me. However, I will deign to allow you to speak to me, and I, in turn, will attempt to communicate to you.

Posted by: Hillary at August 18, 2015 01:52 PM (mDxGf)

283
Then, drop the mic and walk away.

Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 01:23 PM (ghk1f)

look i get this thought But what have the left /Obama?Biden been doing to the black community for years now?
They are telling their young,"Those others are out to put you in chains" They hear this with Obama, Biden, Hillary, Rev Wright/Rev Jesse Jackson, Sharpton, Phledger, and finally the MFPM They are repeatedely told this, if you have those you trust telling You and yours you are hated and thought less of than others.. I can see how the community they are hanging out in believe it.

When i knew of Reverand Wright, and Obama taking His children to be mentored by That type of rhetoric i called it child abuse. by both wright and the obama's
i stand by that Both of them should have done better at actually mentoring and providing Real structure and support to Get out of the failure of thought and into the country that at one time used the structure of "hard work" and all of us have a chance to rise out of poverty.

They failed and Hurt those they promise to help up.

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 01:52 PM (nqBYe)

284 Chelsea has had cover photo shoots in Vogue and others.

She has set herself up for examination of beauty.

That's what those magazines do.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 01:53 PM (Xa4vS)

285 To think a mere fraction of a 13% minority in this country is providing plundered resources that keeps the country running is fucking delusional and dangerous.
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 18, 2015 01:49 PM (UnJ7w)

yes, it shows either a lot of dishonesty or a scary amount of economic ignorance and lack of critical thinking.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:53 PM (AkOaV)

286 i believe purposefully.

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 01:53 PM (nqBYe)

287 She was never smiling in those pictures, though. That's what makes her look bad.

Her smile makes her look like Howdy Doody though; its not her best asset.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:53 PM (39g3+)

288 >>in thailand the saying is all the hot women used to be men

Huh. I went to Bangkok on business and a lot of the women were gorgeous. Not men.

OK, there was one trans in the office, but it was a man who wore androgynous clothes + make-up (and they all used female pronouns with him).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (NOIQH)

289 279 chelsea has a nice flat tummy.....bitch
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (0O7c5)

so do 2x4s and without the spunk of an 'ette.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (9mTYi)

290 So what do homicides / shootings cost in Chicago anyway?

$55,000: Average gunshot victim ER and hospital expenses.

$1000: Average CFD ambulance ride, only applicable to 80% of victims, rest self-transport.

$800: Homicide-related autopsies.

Doesn't include hospice care or ongoing rehabilitation.

x 243 people -Year to Date. In Chicago alone that's 13,365,000 so far just including the ER and hospital

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (HJqXj)

291 I feel sorry for her and the stupid that these BLM people are preaching.



An entire movement built on a lie of "Hands Up, Don't Shoot"



Seriously, and no one calls them out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (0FSuD)

292 Humidity has to be killer on her hair, no matter how much money she has. And I didn't like her bathing suit. But she looked fine, otherwise. People are too critical.
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (lIU4e)

yeah, I mean like I said -- I don't think shes unattractive. Just not particularly attractive. She is fairly thin though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (AkOaV)

293 I can always think of a reason why your stuff should be my stuff, if I'm strong enough to take it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) obsessively cutting the cards at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (rwI+c)

294 Not the usual "man the other guys suck" thing but more "they all are awful and belong on gallows" fury.



I wonder how far this will carry things?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:52 PM (39g3+)

It would be interesting to see whether setting an example or two would result in the rest cleaning up their act.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (Vf5rR)

295 288 >>in thailand the saying is all the hot women used to be men

Huh. I went to Bangkok on business and a lot of the women were gorgeous. Not men.

OK, there was one trans in the office, but it was a man who wore androgynous clothes + make-up (and they all used female pronouns with him).
-----------------
Go to Chang Mai - all the women are gorgeous.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (oDCMR)

296 5 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Find out who their reps are. Invite three. Research their backgrounds thoroughly. Proceed to ask personal questions until they break down and cry. Comfort them.

Walk away like a fucking hero.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (ZCFje)

297 5
How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:07 PM (9mTYi)


Those chains too tight, Bro?

I denounce myself

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (0FSuD)

298 233
In Nigeria? I got into a twitter fight with a Nigerian guy who was telling me there was no crime or violence in Nigeria. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe)

Seriously? Has he ever been there??? That is beyond delusional.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (HROWF)

299 Chelsea has had cover photo shoots in Vogue and others.

And that's inexcusable. Its one thing to say "she's not hideous" but no amount of photoshop, lighting, and makeup is going to turn her into a cover girl. They're freaks of nature, one in ten million. All it does is make her more of an object of derision and them an object of contempt. Its like those poor bastards trying to paint British royalty; keep them realistic and recognizable but not as ugly as they really were. That takes real talent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (39g3+)

300 Find out who their reps are. Invite three. Research their backgrounds thoroughly. Proceed to ask personal questions until they break down and cry. Comfort them.

Meet them in a barn under a flag of truce.

Posted by: Edward Long Shanks at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (rwI+c)

301 I'm surprised Ace seems not to understand that what Hillary was doing was not to pose as educating da blacks and not to require them to burden themselves with educating whitey. Instead, whites should educate demselves.

That's what she was trying to say, and BlackLives would certainly know that.

One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.

Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (w6Wb9)

302 @232

"there's no need to poke fun at their physical appearance."

You aren't playing the modern game, this is a Blood Sport not a Participation Trophy Awards Cerimony. Have you read the same material that the left uses for participating in politics....for example Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals?" We have passed the point of taking the higher ground. You have to ask yourself one important question: "Do you want to win, or do you want to play fair?" Because, I firmly believe that you can't have both...sorry but that appears to be the reality.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (SJi0a)

303 >>> chelsea has a nice flat tummy.....bitch
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 01:51 PM (0O7c5)

All those yoga tips from my mom's private emails she sent me paid off!!

Posted by: Chelsea at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (hvf9s)

304 $13,365,000.00 so far on black on black homicide alone. In one city.

What were you saying about 'plantations' and 'privilege' again, kid?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:57 PM (HJqXj)

305 >>>Find out who their reps are. Invite three. Research their backgrounds thoroughly. Proceed to ask personal questions until they break down and cry. Comfort them.

Walk away like a fucking hero.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (ZCFje

Don't you need a soul and/or conscience to break down and cry?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 01:57 PM (9mTYi)

306 "are" not "ase."

Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 01:57 PM (w6Wb9)

307 Penn State?

No, State Pen.
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 18, 2015 01:30 PM (eEBON)


I'm the Head Coach of the Juvenile team!!!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at August 18, 2015 01:57 PM (Z7G74)

308 x 243 people -Year to Date. In Chicago alone that's 13,365,000 so far just including the ER and hospital


Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (HJqXj)



But there's Obamacare now to take care of them.

Fire at will!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (7eQGn)

309 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.
Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (w6Wb9)

Well sorry we're not as serious and contemplative as you are.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (AkOaV)

310 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.


Your concern is:


[ X ] Noted
[ .. ] Other than noted.

Posted by: Edward Long Shanks at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (rwI+c)

311 Dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (rwI+c)

312 And you would think Chelsea had enough millions to afford a better swimsuit.

But her body is in better shape than mine.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (HROWF)

313 Humidity has to be killer on her hair, no matter how much money she has. And I didn't like her bathing suit. But she looked fine, otherwise. People are too critical.
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:50 PM (lIU4e)


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Don't forget where you are. This place critiques the elbows of NFL cheerleaders.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (P25Hh)

314 Meet them in a barn under a flag of truce.

Posted by: Edward Long Shanks at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM


I liked your Window Option better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (QiBX8)

315 We have passed the point of taking the higher ground. You have to ask yourself one important question: "Do you want to win, or do you want to play fair?"

Its never time to stop being a gentleman or to stop doing the right thing. We're in a culture where success and victory are considered the highest goals and final cause. That's wrong and nobody will ever learn otherwise without an example of what is better.

Yeah, its a lonely battle and I'm not very good at it. I slump into the gutter too often. But at least its something to aspire to.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (39g3+)

316 We are witnessing the slow, developing implosion of Hillary Clinton. This. is. going. to. be. EPIC.!!

Posted by: Bosk at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (n2K+4)

317 irrelevant goof-off comments.

Posted by: skzion


check out Red State

They have ways off dealing with such comments.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (HJqXj)

318 >>And you would think Chelsea had enough millions to afford a better swimsuit.

It is probably expensive, but that doesn't stop it from being ugly as sin.

Money can't buy taste.

Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (lIU4e)

319 Christopher Taylor: "People have just given up on the entire system and are going 'screw it, lets go crazy!'"

"Crazy" is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I'd say we're finally turning sane.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (1CroS)

320 I'm so glad I forgot my headphones today......

Watching the first vid with no sound makes Cankles head nodding really stand out... almost like SHE had my headphones and was listening to some Fleetwood Mac....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (jjaLl)

321 Incidentally, it is extremely damning for Hillary that she so easily slips into the ultimate PC "whites should educate themselves" business.

Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (w6Wb9)

322 I'd love to slip Hillary some roofies, pin a bunch of vintage Clinton Confederate flag capaign buttons on her, and lay her out on a Ferguson sidewalk.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (P7dMK)

323
Seriously, and no one calls them out.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 01:54 PM (0FSuD)

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Exactly. If she had real balls (and integrity) she'd say, "I do not agree with your premise, however, I do agree that Chicago and other cities are black on black killing fields and it's a national embarrassment."

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (Xa4vS)

324 Its like those poor bastards trying to paint British royalty; keep them realistic and recognizable but not as ugly as they really were. That takes real talent.


P-shop is older than we think?

Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (MDgS8)

325 Watching that video I'm struck at the fact that Hillary really thinks her server/email fiasco will not hurt her. She is campaigning earnestly, even in the video, as if she is going to win and change things. Either she is highly delusional or I'm fucking crazy thinking this server business is going to harm her. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (UnJ7w)

326 Those pictures of Web Hubbel's daughter swimming in Greece are vomit inducing.



Chesla is one ugly woman. Wonder if Amy is also still butt ugly

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (0FSuD)

327 It is probably expensive, but that doesn't stop it from being ugly as sin.

Money can't buy taste.
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (lIU4e)

Well, I thought my girlfriend said non-matching bikinis were in this year.

Isn't that the fashionable thing to do? Have a mis matched bikini like that?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (AkOaV)

328 Seriously? Has he ever been there??? That is beyond delusional.
Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 201H501:56 PM (HROWF)

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He's there now. Claimed to be an engineer or architect. I had a Nigerian atty friend who escaped Nigeria with his life. His parents begged him to leave. Finally, he had to.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (iQIUe)

329 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.

Well, to be fair, we are pretty irrelevant. No blog comment is going to save the world.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 02:01 PM (ODxAs)

330 Blaming whitey means they don't have to take any responsibility themselves. And for Dems blaming whitey means they have a down trotten class of idiots to vote for them.

it's a win win for both sides

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 18, 2015 02:01 PM (gf8BH)

331 Chesla is one ugly woman. Wonder if Amy is also still butt ugly
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (0FSuD)

I'll put it this way:

considering her gene pool, I think she's doing very well with what she has to work with.

That's me being nice.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 02:01 PM (AkOaV)

332 And you would think Chelsea had enough millions to afford a better swimsuit.

But her body is in better shape than mine.


But your smile doesn't scare small children and animals, so there's that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 18, 2015 02:01 PM (YEelc)

333 Hillary is the marvelous toy.

"It went zziipp when it moved, bop when it stopped,
whirrrrrr when it stood still,
I never knew just what it was
and I guess I never will."


https://youtu.be/xfDmdOz62AQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (JO9+V)

334 In Nigeria? I got into a twitter fight with a Nigerian guy who was telling me there was no crime or violence in Nigeria. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 01:41 PM (iQIUe)

Seriously? Has he ever been there??? That is beyond delusional.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (HROWF)


Mrs. P used to work with a fellow from China who insisted that there were no gays in China.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (zF6Iw)

335 [ X ] Noted
[ .. ] Other than noted.
Posted by: Edward Long Shanks at August 18, 2015 01:58 PM (rwI+c)

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heh

THe shit I'm not giving is huge.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (Xa4vS)

336 Go to Chang Mai - all the women are gorgeous.
Posted by: Black Lives Matter at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (oDCMR)

--Indeed. They looked like hot Chinese babes but with darker complexions.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (vsbNu)

337 Don't you need a soul and/or conscience to break down and cry?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


They aren't psychopaths, just assholes.

Mr. HandJive there is a super-annuated toddler just asking to be manipulated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (ZCFje)

338 Money can't buy taste.
Posted by: Lea at August 18, 2015 01:59 PM (lIU4e)

The hell you say! Losers, losers all of you.

Posted by: Trump, screaming yuuuuge class and taste at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

339 Mrs. P used to work with a fellow from China who insisted that there were no gays in China.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (zF6Iw)

Makes sense to me.

No gays in Iran, either.

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at August 18, 2015 02:03 PM (AkOaV)

340 Isn't that the fashionable thing to do? Have a mis matched bikini like that?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (AkOaV)

Cheslia has a one piece bathing suit body and she's only what 25? That poor Jewish boy must like fat and ugly, cause he already has one, the other is on the way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:04 PM (0FSuD)

341 >>>irrelevant goof-off comments.
Posted by: skzion<<<

Duude! There's a post below with over 1600+ comments on mediocre rock bands and a whole lot of butthurt.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2015 02:05 PM (KJ2mA)

342 Mrs. P used to work with a fellow from China who insisted that there were no gays in China.

There are no homosexuals in Iran. None living, at least.

Posted by: Imam al'JooDeth at August 18, 2015 02:05 PM (39g3+)

343 "Its never time to stop being a gentleman."

I disagree. Our opposition is on top of us, pounding our noses thru the back of our heads. I doubt they are getting off the top of us just because we were more "Principled." Get in the Game....get drunk, start throwing some punches and spitting on their women.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (SJi0a)

344 I don't care how much salad dressing you put on raw broccoli it still tastes like shit,

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (0FSuD)

345 Well, to be fair, we are pretty irrelevant. No blog comment is going to save the world.


right?

Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (MDgS8)

346 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.
Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 01:56 PM (w6Wb9)

Those goof-off comments are sanity-inducing balms in an otherwise chaotic, nonsensicalcultural and political wasteland. After all, when confronted by unbounded, Bizarro Worldirrationality, the sane response is, of course, an 'Airplane' quote.

Posted by: troyriser at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (CAJL/)

347 Folks, the BLM people are either nuts,possibly both. Mainly their goal is revenge, money, and power.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (8marX)

348 There's a post below with over 1600+ comments on mediocre rock bands

And about 1200 of them are nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 02:07 PM (39g3+)

349 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.
My penguin takes great umbrage at that suggestion, sir!

Posted by: mister thomas sock at August 18, 2015 02:07 PM (4TTES)

350 "Huh. I went to Bangkok on business and a lot of the women were gorgeous. Not men."

I had to kill a couple of hours in the Thai Airways loungelast year while in Hong Kong on business.The staff was all female from Thailand and all super hot.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 18, 2015 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

351 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.
And typos everywhere!!!

Posted by: mister george sock at August 18, 2015 02:08 PM (4TTES)

352 To be fair, think about a time when you were forced to listen to a long, rambling, bizarre story by someone else's kid as they sat watching all proud of their tyke. You probably looked as inhuman and robotic as Hillary does here, too, trying to seem interested.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)

353 I disagree. Our opposition is on top of us, pounding our noses thru the back of our heads. I doubt they are getting off the top of us just because we were more "Principled." Get in the Game....get drunk, start throwing some punches and spitting on their women.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (SJi0a)

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yep.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 02:08 PM (Xa4vS)

354 Mrs. P used to work with a fellow from China who insisted that there were no gays in China.

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Makes more sense to believe that since I doubt their gays are the San Francisco type.

But to say there's no violence in Nigeria is crazy. Sure, some places are more violent than others (Lagos, I'm looking at you), but even before Boko Haram, armed robbers used to terrorize Lagosians. (ONitsha was even worse.)

I got back from boarding school in the eleventh or 12th grade and we got visited by armed robbers that night. Fun times. Thank God it's better now.

Posted by: Chique on the iPad at August 18, 2015 02:08 PM (HROWF)

355
"Mrs. P used to work with a fellow from China who insisted that there were no gays in China."

They couldn't tell the men from the women either.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:09 PM (8marX)

356 I had to kill a couple of hours in the Thai Airways loungelast year while in Hong Kong on business.The staff was all female from Thailand and all super hot.


Were you imagining....scenarios?

Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 02:09 PM (MDgS8)

357 The goof off comments are the bread and butter (shit, carbs) of the AoS commenter style. The comments section gets lots of compliments (from ourselves).

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 02:10 PM (Xa4vS)

358 (Guys, I do understand reasons for goofing off, and I enjoy reading much--most--of it. It's just that it crowds out arguments on serious topics. Now, on goofy topics it's just fun. No offense meant.)

Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (w6Wb9)

359 Go to Chang Mai - all the women are gorgeous. Posted by: Black Lives Matter at August 18, 2015 01:55 PM (oDCMR) --Indeed. They looked like hot Chinese babes but with darker complexions.
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 02:02 PM (vsbNu)


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Have only spent a couple of days in Chang Mai. All I rememberwas the endless rows of street vendors at night. Not too many places where one could "meet" an attractive local female.

The Buddhist monastery on top of the mountain was interesting though. And the river tourshowed how much Chinese and Bangkok money will buy.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (P25Hh)

360 I'm fucking crazy thinking this server business is going to harm her. I'm leaning towards the latter.
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 18, 2015 02:00 PM (UnJ7w)

She'll walk. That staffer at State who stripped the security clearance headers from the emails? I'm guessing he or she won't, whoever it is. There's always a patsy when it comes to the Clintons. Ask Web Hubbell.

Posted by: troyriser at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (CAJL/)

361 D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Posted by: Ray Boyd at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (1CroS)

362 I'm only here for the comments.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (zyIlW)

363 The thing about bashing Dem wimmens for their looks is 90% of the moronettes here are taking every.thing.you.say personally.

That's just how chicks are.

I try to eschew body slagging.

Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 02:12 PM (MDgS8)

364
"The staff was all female from Thailand and all super hot."

That's what you think.

Posted by: Thai Ladyboy at August 18, 2015 02:13 PM (8marX)

365 I went to China a few years ago with a good friend that loved to whore around.


We landed in HK for a night then took a flight to Beijing the next morning. He had the hottest damn hook I had seen in a while meet him at hotel, for a welcoming "massage" .



How he found her and got her there? Money baby!



Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:13 PM (0FSuD)

366 361,

Betcha that Meghan McCain's is maybe eight ounces.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 18, 2015 02:13 PM (zyIlW)

367 >>I had to kill a couple of hours in the Thai Airways loungelast year while in Hong Kong on business.The staff was all female from Thailand and all super hot.

That was intentional - I read some of their classified ads in the local English language paper and it is totes legal to specify age and gender in job listings. I'm betting it's also OK to select employees based on looks. Even still, Thai women really are beautiful.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)

368 Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (w6Wb9)

Where does it say in the MastHead; Serious comments only?

No offense but you apparently don't get it.

In fact I'd go so far as to say that without the nonsense comment or amusing comments or the inane comments, there wouldn't be many serious comments because this place wouldn't have many visitors interested to read and comment.

We'd love to save the world and solve all the problems but we'll settle for just retaining our sanity for one more day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:14 PM (x3GpS)

369 Posted by: Thai Ladyboy at August 18, 2015 02:13 PM

I think the standard "pics or it didn't happen" rule can be suspended in your case.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2015 02:15 PM (QiBX8)

370 So, lot's of gorgeous women in the Bangkok business.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 18, 2015 02:15 PM (1CroS)

371 "Its never time to stop being a gentleman."

I disagree. Our opposition is on top of us, pounding our noses thru the back of our heads. I doubt they are getting off the top of us just because we were more "Principled." Get in the Game....get drunk, start throwing some punches and spitting on their women.



Continue to take the high road, continue to have your ass handed to you.

"Those whe beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't "

I'm no sod buster.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2015 02:15 PM (LImvu)

372 White privilege is preferring truth to lies, work to welfare, creation to destruction, knowledge to ignorance, order to anarchy, equality to tribal privilege, discussion to violence, reality to fantasy, sobriety to intoxication, marriage to illegitimacy, freedom to regulation.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU)

Good comment. I like it.

Posted by: Titanium at August 18, 2015 02:15 PM (VhPjL)

373 Thai women really are beautiful.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)


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Yes. Yes they are. And very feminine. And gracious. Even the hookers.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:16 PM (P25Hh)

374 There's always a patsy when it comes to the Clintons. Ask Web Hubbell.
Posted by: troyriser at August 18, 2015 02:11 PM (CAJL/)

Hah. Yeah he was a dork.

I'm gonna sit down by this cannon for a moment.

- Zombie Vince Foster -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:17 PM (x3GpS)

375 >>> You have to ask yourself one important question: "Do you want to win, or do you want to play fair?" Because, I firmly believe that you can't have both...sorry but that appears to be the reality.

Heh, yeah. Libs have dispensed with civility, and it has worked wonders for them. They can hardly complain if we do the same.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 02:17 PM (P7dMK)

376 "It's just that it crowds out arguments on serious topics."

The problem here is definition of "Serious." Your "Serious" is the not the same as mine. What makes this place unique is that it is a "Tavern" Atmosphere, and when I slap the waitress' Ass as she walks by, she likes it instead of kicking me out.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:18 PM (SJi0a)

377 Wonder how much money Soros has pumped into BLM?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:18 PM (8marX)

378 Slavery was a net economic drag on the economy. As free market-types have said ad naseum since, well, forever, people are MUCH MORE EFFICIENT at their jobs when they get a positive feedback mechanism.

If the only feedback mechanism is "work hard enough to not get beaten up", then that's exactly how hard people will work.

If its "work harder and make more money" then that's what people will do.

Tocqueville spoke about this and how inefficient the slave states were compared to the industrious spirit in the non slave states.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)

The left can't grasp that because that would be admitting that free market capitalism is a superior system.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 18, 2015 02:18 PM (u0lmX)

379 and when I slap the waitress' Ass as she walks by, she likes it instead of kicking me out.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:18 PM (SJi0a)

Or slaps you back. Then kicks your ass and asks you "who bitch this is?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (x3GpS)

380 I have mixed feeling about bashing based on looks. It is a low blow when there's typically more than enough legitimate criticism of them based on action or what they've said.

However, I then constantly see the Left mocking female conservatives based on looks - perfect example being what they said about Palin. They do this at the same time they insist we admire the physical attributes of people o their side. I don't care if Huma Abedin is really fashionable, how about we talk about her ties to the Muslim Brotherhood? I don't care if Michelle is fit, let's talk about her crayzee food activism?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

381 One reason I'm reluctant to comment here is that there ase always hundreds of irrelevant goof-off comments.
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So, your first post on this thread (or at the HQ in general, for all I know) contains language such as "educating da blacks" and "educating whitey, " and in the very next sentence, you complain that the regulars aren't serious enough for you.

Gotcha. You're a serious thinker with serious thoughts. Your concern is duly noted.

Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (ghk1f)

382 Money can't buy taste.
Posted by: Lea

Or a bikini top that fits.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (sWgE+)

383 And with her money and personal stylists and hair and makeup people and
whatnot, you'd think she'd be able to afford to look better than
average.




Maybe it took all that to get her UP to average.


Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (oKE6c)

384 "Those who beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't "


I like Blondie's words to Tuco better.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 02:20 PM (JO9+V)

385 Yes. Yes they are. And very feminine. And gracious. Even the hookers.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:16 PM (P25Hh)

And, you know this how?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 02:20 PM (0FSuD)

386 There's those who have the gun and those who dig?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:21 PM (x3GpS)

387 ""Crazy" is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I'd say we're finally turning sane."

Well, I'm hoping so, anyway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2015 02:21 PM (go6ud)

388 I'm betting it's also OK to select employees based on looks.
Posted by: Lizzy

They do in Brazil. Company I use to work for hire an all female customer service staff. Everyone of them were model beautiful. Reason being a man won't argue with a beautiful woman.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 02:22 PM (sWgE+)

389 We're crazier than shit house rats.

That's why we're voting for Trump.

That blonde rat on his head is kinda cute.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:23 PM (x3GpS)

390 373 Thai women really are beautiful.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)


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Yes. Yes they are. And very feminine. And gracious. Even the hookers.
Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:16 PM (P25Hh)

Southeast Asia really seems to produce a plethora of gorgeous women. I know a doctor, the daughter of Filipino immigrants, who, at age 45, is still extremely pretty (and very nice) and weighs about 100 pounds. She has given birth to 6 kids.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 18, 2015 02:23 PM (u0lmX)

391 Wonder how much money Soros has pumped into BLM?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:18 PM (8marX)


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Read an article in American Thinker today that Soros is buying up all the coal companies that Dear Leader has destroyed with his environmental activism. Some very scary shit is going on behind the scenes in this nation. As soon as a repub is elected prez., it's all going to be dumped on the American people in one big glob of shit.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:24 PM (P25Hh)

392 >>>Even still, Thai women really are beautiful.

Meh. I might be nuts. I'm half asian, but I'm completely turned off be asian or hispanic women. I hate the buggy way my eyes look. I wish someone would invent some plastic surgical procedure to push them further into my head. Swedish women are the hottest, imho.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 02:24 PM (P7dMK)

393 "We're crazier than shit house rats. That's why we're voting for Trump."

^See^......go find that guy that thinks we don't have "Serious" conversation. That's one of the finest and most "Serious" comments I've ever read.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:25 PM (SJi0a)

394 Reason being a man won't argue with a beautiful woman.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 02:22 PM (sWgE+)

They don't want to try that on me. I'm old, fat and repulsive. I KNOW I ain't getting laid by them in million years.

As I've gotten older I've noticed how women are shocked that that trick doesn't work as well as it used to on me.

Some of the even seem to like being dealt with equally.

Shocker, I know.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:25 PM (x3GpS)

395 They do in Brazil. Company I use to work for hire an all female customer service staff. Everyone of them were model beautiful. Reason being a man won't argue with a beautiful woman.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 02:22 PM (sWgE+)


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I've never understood that. I've never felt intimidated by a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:27 PM (P25Hh)

396
There's those who have the gun and those who dig?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:21 PM (x3GpS)


Very close.
"Those with loaded guns . . . and those who dig. You dig."
https://youtu.be/l1711jiiRtM

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 02:27 PM (JO9+V)

397 I'm old, fat and repulsive. I KNOW I ain't getting laid by them in million years.


Lol, preach it brotha, I'm there with you.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 18, 2015 02:28 PM (sWgE+)

398 Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:27 PM (P25Hh)

It's not intimidation.

It's wishful thinking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:28 PM (x3GpS)

399 Soona, wonder if he will try to export the coal? With his connections bet he could ignore the enviro impact and get away with it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:28 PM (8marX)

400 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:28 PM (8marX)

With China going belly up, who's he going to sell it to?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 02:30 PM (x3GpS)

401 "As soon as a repub is elected prez., it's all going to be dumped on the American people in one big glob of shit."

^^THIS^^

This appears to be the reason why I'm hearing that a lot of people won't vote this time, because of this particular fear. Some have it their mind that maybe it is the right thing to do, to put Hillary in there so that the Republicans don't take the blame for the pre-designed Shit Storm that is coming....which therefore ultimately saves the Republican Party. I'd rather fight and try to reverse it, and if Trump takes the blame for it, so be it, Surely he has already made that calculation.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 02:32 PM (SJi0a)

402 Soona, wonder if he will try to export the coal? With his connections bet he could ignore the enviro impact and get away with it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:28 PM (8marX)


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Or sell the property to the Chinese or a ME firm. Or just freeze it and wait for the next prez to lift all the oppressive regulation. Then ask an astronomical price from the state or fed to get them running again.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:33 PM (P25Hh)

403 I've never understood that. I've never felt intimidated by a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2015 02:27 PM (P25Hh)

Me either, you know sometimes you have to treat them like shit.
(Quote 1992, NY Post)

Posted by: The Clown Donald at August 18, 2015 02:34 PM (0FSuD)

404 Didn't her husband KILL a black man to win votes in Arkansas?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 18, 2015 02:50 PM (Kucy5)

405 Heavily edited, didn't watch. #HEDW

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 18, 2015 02:51 PM (5fSr7)

406 Soona, I think you have it on Soros/coal.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 18, 2015 02:51 PM (8marX)

407 >>Didn't her husband KILL a black man to win votes in Arkansas?

Ricky Lee Rector - a brain damaged black man.

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 18, 2015 02:52 PM (5fSr7)

408 403
I've never understood that. I've never felt intimidated by a beautiful woman.

Me either. But the judges all said I had to obey the restraining orders anyway.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 18, 2015 02:53 PM (Kucy5)

409 Best thing is when she says "I don't believe you change people's hearts.... .. You change the way systems operate". Yup. Just as you change the government email system to a private email system housed in a bathroom closet. Hillary is quite a system's person. Not much of a heart there.....

Posted by: bill Bates at August 18, 2015 03:14 PM (5pKHh)

410 I actually thought she was trying to point out to the guy how ridiculous his position as if to say, "Fine, then I'll only talk to white people about this. See how stupid you're being?" I wish I could give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't even understand what these protesters want or are trying to accomplish, other than make life difficult for everyone else.

Posted by: rexbatt at August 18, 2015 03:21 PM (woA40)

411 I don't even understand what these protesters want or are trying to accomplish,

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Don't worry. They don't either.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 03:26 PM (HzWH+)

412 It appears were in the afternoon doldrums.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 03:28 PM (HzWH+)

413 5 How do you talk to a bunch of thugs with chips on their shoulders?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I know - "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

Saw it on a movie somewhere.

Posted by: Liar, Liar at August 18, 2015 03:31 PM (9pK6I)

414 Yeah 'It takes a village'. I've never been to the US. But I had dreams about it. Back when Hillarion wrote that book (96) we around the world used to watch your TV shows like Picket Fences and Seventh Heaven and imagined that Hill was describing American culture and life. Because around the world we all lived in such villages up till fairly recently. But apparently Americans have been nomadic refugees in their own country for up to 50 years or more, as Detroit shows. Apparently it never 'took a village' in the US, where a totally new way of life - rootless moderns moving for jobs - was being created. Now all our economies depend on 'labour mobility'. The only villages are in Thomas Hardy novels. Another thing to thank the Clintons for. How many of you still live in your place of birth? Immigration destroyed mine.

Posted by: bruce at August 18, 2015 05:31 PM (CDJHJ)

415 >>>216 They were given specific instructions to never look her in the eye,
Posted by: BluegrassConservative at August 18, 2015 01:34 PM (+4IYZ)

Heh. I had similar instructions about Tom Cruise and Toby Keith at an earlier job.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 18, 2015 01:37 PM (xpPRn)

What does that even mean, to order someone not to look you in the eye? People gonna bump into each other, bowing and scraping around the corridors.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2015 05:34 PM (ELEPX)

416 How many of you still live in your place of birth? How many still attend the church you were born into? When Hill wrote her 'village' book, was that exactly the opposite of your life, wandering around from town to town for jobs? Church-hopping? Why is Thanksgiving the busiest day for airports? Is this how people are supposed to live? Rootless, hungry, till you end up dead on the street like Scot Breithaupt? Hillarious should have called her book 'Dreams of Peter Pan'. Total fantasy in a disintegrating world.

Posted by: bruce at August 18, 2015 05:42 PM (CDJHJ)

417 Guess I should have a pulpit to preach in. I'd call this my anti-Clinton sermon.

Posted by: bruce at August 18, 2015 05:44 PM (CDJHJ)

418 >>>Those goof-off comments are sanity-inducing balms in an otherwise chaotic, nonsensicalcultural and political wasteland. After all, when confronted by unbounded, Bizarro Worldirrationality, the sane response is, of course, an 'Airplane' quote.
Posted by: troyriser at August 18, 2015 02:06 PM (CAJL/)

That's poetry, man.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2015 05:56 PM (ELEPX)

419 Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 02:19 PM (ghk1f)

I regret addressing the least polite reply to me, but I guess it's human nature.

Chi, I have been around here for many years. Occasionally I comment, though not always with the same handle. My use of slang reflected the actual usage of those I referred to. And, I'm typing on a phone.

Hey look, I'm too old to engage in pissing contests, especially with those whom I agree with overall. Just take my original parsing of Hillary's bizarre comment about only talking to whites as an insight into way-way radical ritual.

Last time I was here for a sustained period was when SCOAMF was running the second time.

Posted by: skzion at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (w6Wb9)

420 she reminds me of mao in that smock

Posted by: Raped By Life Now Pay Me at August 19, 2015 01:22 AM (+lb5s)

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