Bernie Sanders Doubles Support, Clinton Falls

I mean she falls in polls. I don't mean she just goes around falling over. But who knows.

Hilldog still has a 19 point lead, but that is substantially down, and she's under 50%.

Sanders 30, Hillary 49.

Incidentally, among Democratic men (or, I should say, "the male-identifying" Democrats, all 3000 of xem), Bernie Sanders has taken the lead: Sanders 41, Hillary 38.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 first!

Posted by: Methos at August 16, 2015 07:28 PM (ZbV+0)

2
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

3 This is another wart on women!

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 16, 2015 07:30 PM (hCdMd)

4 Jason Day has more class on his little finger than any of the Socialist.

Posted by: redenzo at August 16, 2015 07:30 PM (WCnJW)

5 Hillary fell??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 16, 2015 07:31 PM (VPLuQ)

6 "Inevitable"

I don't think that word means what you think it means, Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2015 07:31 PM (NOIQH)

7 Why is Ace working on Sunday?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)

8 Alt headline

Hillary Clinton: Evitable

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:32 PM (rwI+c)

9 When you've lost the white male hipster vote...

Posted by: Billy Gene King Is Not My Mother at August 16, 2015 07:32 PM (x6d4B)

10 Well, to be fair. I heard ol' Bernie votes to the right scoamt. So, at least there's that.

/sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 16, 2015 07:32 PM (xVgrA)

11 americans are misogynist pigs and that's why you Won't Vote for Hillary. Just admit it!

I bet that will not fly NOW because left wants left.
so Hillary loss will actually be because she'd make a Horrible President.

Posted by: willow-channeling ... at August 16, 2015 07:33 PM (nqBYe)

12 I love that my nic has haunted her and is coming back in style.

Right Wing Conspirator bitch!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (XAFOu)

13

Well now, I get low and I get high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

14 5 Hillary fell??
-------------
Oh, HELL NO, she ain't no kin of mine!!! F#*# that!!

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (xVgrA)

15 Why is Ace working on Sunday?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)

gentle poke in ribs.
shhh do not tell him.

Posted by: willow-channeling ... at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (nqBYe)

16 In other news, Trump releases position paper on immigration, says all the illegals must go back.

Asked but isn't that going to be expensive, he says, isn't it more expensive keeping them here?

The Donald for the win!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (U6f54)

17 She may need to do a Jerry Ford to get the sympathy vote...

Oh who am I kidding, even Mother Theresa at this point would probably turn away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (hbrUV)

18 Old White Males Vote For their Own Old White Male!

patriarchal pigs win again!

Posted by: willow-channeling ... at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (nqBYe)

19 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
Oh, no!!! Grump928(C) must be having a heart attack!

Quick, Ace, trace his ISP and phone 9-1-1 for his city!!! NOW!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (4TTES)

20 Both parties have gone nucking futs.

Posted by: dogfish at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (jWtyG)

21 This slaughtering is fun. The media can't believe how much Hillary sucks in the light of day. They are trying their best to hide it.

Posted by: redenzo at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (WCnJW)

22 He will probably get votes just because of his good chicken

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 16, 2015 07:35 PM (Ii765)

23 Hillary fell??
-------------
Oh, HELL NO, she ain't no kin of mine!!! F#*# that!!
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (xVgrA)

watch out or she will also steal the de spair

Posted by: willow-channeling ... at August 16, 2015 07:36 PM (nqBYe)

24 You know who hates ILLEGAL IMMAGRANTS the most???
LEGAL IMMAGRANTS, that's who. They paid their dues, why should a criminal be able to jump ahead of them.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 16, 2015 07:37 PM (xVgrA)

25 Bill Clinton was golfing with Obama this weekend, I'm not sure if that's evidence she will or won't be indicted.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 16, 2015 07:37 PM (TJCSB)

26 7 Why is Ace working on Sunday?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 07:31 PM (rwI+c)

Yup Nub Support ain't cheap.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 07:37 PM (XAFOu)

27 My sister now loves Sanders.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

28 That blonde in the pink outfit in the left-bar......GRRR!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:38 PM (evvLu)

29 Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM (U6f54)

I like the part about no birthright citizenship.

Talk about a thumb in the eye of the GOPe. This is like a reverse ratchet.

Dem: "We will start the negotiations with the initial position of amnesty for all undocumented guests and free college tuition for Dreamers.

GOPe: "Yeah, OK, but we have to have border security in there somewhere."

Trump: "Bullshit! Send 'em all home!"

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 16, 2015 07:38 PM (laMCB)

30 Time for some music that might fit?

https://youtu.be/7VpYRpwvp0E

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 07:39 PM (hbrUV)

31
You'll notice you cannot find any leftist bloggers or any tv talking skulls say Uh oh, we have a Bernie Sanders problem; we need to nominate someone electable!

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at August 16, 2015 07:39 PM (xUkfn)

32 If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him.

What's not to love?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 07:40 PM (oFCZn)

33 Willow,
Ha! But she won't be taking a stand at San Jacinto*, that's for sure.

* For those who don't know, San Jacinto is where the last battle for Texas independence from Mexico was fought. Texas won!

Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 16, 2015 07:40 PM (xVgrA)

34 Well, they are both national socialists, Bernie just isn't as corrupt.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2015 07:41 PM (5LOno)

35
So what we have here is a bunch of Democrats running to be Commie Claus and competing with each other on who's the best totalitarian with the most gifts.

On the other side, we have 17 Republicans running on who can best manage obama's big government. And Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (xUkfn)

36 You had me at Hillary Fell.

Hilarity ensued. I imagine Bill quickly rifling through her purse, and finally copping Huma a cheap feel. How he must ache to feel up that camel twat!

On the downside, Bernie's rise scares the crap out of me. Don't think for one minute today's Democrats would hesitate one second to nominate a self-declared Bolshevik, if Bernie called himself that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (6AqQD)

37 People who love sanders. How do they think he will do negotiating with Iran. Or North Korea.

Seriously.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

38 I've fallen to 49% and I can't get up!

Posted by: Hillary at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (laMCB)

39 Just to be clear: if the headline does not have Trump in it somewhere, I aint reading it.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (/1lUl)

40 31
You'll notice you cannot find any leftist bloggers or any tv talking skulls say Uh oh, we have a Bernie Sanders problem; we need to nominate someone electable!

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at August 16, 2015 07:39 PM (xUkfn)

I think it's happening, but more behind the scenes than in the open.

There are plenty of articles about Hillary and "fears".

Lots of articles about Biden and will he or won't he?

Al Gore.

Yawn Kerry.

It's going on, but not like we're doing it.

We are stupid that way, true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (oFCZn)

41 I'm not sure if I'm happy to see this or sad.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (q20+R)

42 Bernie, dude. That trip to Marcy Park? Don't do that. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (go5uR)

43 The Donald for the win!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 16, 2015 07:34 PM

Breitbart reports that the Democrats are having a Major Hissy Fit over Trump's plan and his collaboration with Sessions. They trotted out one of their pet Hispanics to ~~paint a tag on a wall~~ issue a strong riposte, replete with typos.

So now it seems teh Donald is moving in to full 'splodey mode, with both Democrat and GOPe (there's a difference?) heads combusting.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (0atQl)

44 "If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him. "

Some extra crispy original recipe in every pot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:43 PM (evvLu)

45 Americans are stupid and greedy!
So, give me 90% of your money.
Thank you.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 16, 2015 07:43 PM (JgC5a)

46 Wait'll they get a load of me!

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at August 16, 2015 07:43 PM (HJqXj)

47 How would sanders do negotiating with Russia

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

48
At best we'll get someone who will not make things worse than obama while we continue plummeting off the cliff.

At worst, we'll get someone who will continue obama's policies into making the USA into Venezuela with a splash of Argentina.

Posted by: Soothsayer rose above the noise and confusion just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion at August 16, 2015 07:44 PM (xUkfn)

49 Wait until Colonel Saunders uses the Instant Replay to catch Lonestar Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 07:44 PM (hbrUV)

50 Grumpy you are watching Despicable Me, arent you.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 16, 2015 07:44 PM (HJqXj)

51 >Why is Ace working on Sunday?

Ace is trying to make extra cash for an exciting Airbnb vacation.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 16, 2015 07:44 PM (TJCSB)

52 @34:

At least we Hillary, we'd stand a reasonable chance of eventually seeing the inevitable lesbo video of Huma and Hillary wearing a strapon.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 07:44 PM (6AqQD)

53
Dear Diary:

I was trying on dresses for my Senior Prom and heard the North Vietnamese tried to torpedo one of our destroyers in the Gulf of Tonkin! I wonder if that will lead to anything?

Hillary

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2015 07:46 PM (kdS6q)

54 Hello, DG. Welcome back. Hope the trip went as well as it could.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:46 PM (evvLu)

55 I ain't no ways tired of hearing that lying b!tch is losing support. What will be the excuse this time? When will the make believe media toss her overboard? Plugs Biden will become brilliant overnight as well as authentic!

Posted by: Hadoop at August 16, 2015 07:46 PM (2X7pN)

56 *calls in a fire mission on #52*

"Get me Excalibur rounds, I want this obliterated now!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 07:46 PM (hbrUV)

57
Cool Czech in the house!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:47 PM (xUkfn)

58 @52

Eeeewwww....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:47 PM (evvLu)

59 Sanders dealing with unions

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

60 So now it seems teh Donald is moving in to full 'splodey mode, with both Democrat and GOPe (there's a difference?) heads combusting

======

we may - may - have reached Milton Friedman's ideal: creating a political climate where it is profitable for the wrong men to do the right thing.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 16, 2015 07:48 PM (Ynv6Z)

61 Sanders won't be the nominee, but it's really put the blood in the water and I suspect another big name or two will likely emerge to challenge Hillary.

Biden really does have a good chance to beat her, and all the his Administration has to do is indict her and Hillary is finished.

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 07:48 PM (pK/Pa)

62 If he'd deliver some kFC mashed potatoes he has my vote.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 07:48 PM (XAFOu)

63 I mean. The guy does not exude leadership.

Everyone would fuck with him, the worst would be the progs.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

64 I think Ace is mad or disappointed in us over this whole Trump thing...that makes him want to "test" us with non-controversial content to see if he still likes us or not.

Posted by: IdahoMatt at August 16, 2015 07:48 PM (SgYQy)

65 52: Thanks, I'll make the popcorn,you bring the beer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (ucDmr)

66
I have to wonder: is KFC deliberately trying to make me not buy their food?

the new Col Sanders, as someone here quipped a while ago, is creepy and stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (xUkfn)

67 How would sanders do negotiating with Russia

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:43 PM

Hell, how would Bernie do negotiating with Canada?

I haven't noticed that he has done anything since he first got on the D.C. welfare rolls except shoot off his yap like a slightly senile college professor.

The contrast with Shrillery is, admittedly, amazing.

A choice between Burned-out Sanders, Shrillery, Lurch Kerry and Joltin' Joe Biden? Only the GOPe could lose to that bunch of D.C. Deadbeats.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (0atQl)

68 Is this a video of Hillary falling in the polls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmM46gOQeSM

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (Z7G74)

69 I guess when Hillary is your candidate

The commie seems like the better choice

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

70
Well Hillary's War on Men really hasn't helped her much with, ya know, men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (ODxAs)

71 "If he'd deliver some kFC mashed potatoes he has my vote."

Those are good mashed taters. Gravy is nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:50 PM (evvLu)

72 Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

Posted by: non BLM dem male-identifying doodz at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (cbfNE)

73 37 People who love sanders. How do they think he will do negotiating with Iran. Or North Korea.

Seriously.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

Absolutely agreed. It was funny when it was a couple of loudmouth nuts, but it wouldn't be nearly as amusing if it was Putin or the Chinese.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (oFCZn)

74 "the new Col Sanders, as someone here quipped a while ago, is creepy and stupid."

Darrell Hammond. Kinda weird, true.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (evvLu)

75 I understand Trump attacked Colonel Sanders over his military service. Called him a chicken-hawk!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (4TTES)

76
Ready for Hillary's...Perp Walk!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (xUkfn)

77 Bernie Sanders, "I promise fried chicken in every house!"

How many seconds before Tynisha da Coots suffers a fatal programming exception?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 07:51 PM (hbrUV)

78 No way the socialists are going to pull Bernie over the winning line, that full out Marxist Lieawana maybe.

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2015 07:52 PM (5UTx3)

79
So it *is* Darryl Hammond? I thought so, but the impression is so poor that I doubted it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:52 PM (xUkfn)

80 66
I have to wonder: is KFC deliberately trying to make me not buy their food?

the new Col Sanders, as someone here quipped a while ago, is creepy and stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (xUkfn)

Or that scary looking Burger King dude.

There are probably kids still hiding under their beds over it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 07:52 PM (oFCZn)

81 Bernie Sanders Doubles Support, Clinton Falls

That's it! Hillz needs EIGHT legs on her walker!

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2015 07:52 PM (FcR7P)

82 Hello, DG. Welcome back. Hope the trip went as well as it could.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:46 PM (evvLu)

Thanks, RK. It was actually pretty good...a celebration more than anything else. And kind of a family reunion, considering the entire family showed up.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (q20+R)

83 Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM (xUkfn

An unfunny SNL character as spokesman? Why wouldn't you buy it?!?

KFC is till good but I hate the new hipster look their going for.

Leave the Colonel alone!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (XAFOu)

84 Isn't this Sunday?

*checks calendar*

Hey, it IS Sunday!

Thanks for the bonus content Boss.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (cygkw)

85 Till=still

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (XAFOu)

86 This is another reason Trump is a Good Thing.

If Hill wins the primary, then the GOPe would not dare run attack ads on how she compromised national security and SOLD US OUT to foreign powers like Russia, and ran scams like the CGI.

Because they are castrated cowardly shits.

But with Donald, all bets are off. He and Fiorina will rip her multiple assholes based on all the accumulated shit she has done. The Dem leadership, being cognizant of this, may convince her to just go away.

A conservative can dream, can't he? Am I nuts?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (P7dMK)

87 Bernie Sanders can't even stand up to the #BlackLivesMatter scum, how the hell will he be able to stand up to the Russians or Chinese?

Posted by: Blano at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (heN73)

88 Sanders actually has the toughest border position among the lefties. He's the only one saying no to open borders. In theory.

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM (cbfNE)

89 He's a commie nut from a tiny state with no exciting experience or business experience who has never risked a life or participated in a tough negotiation.

And yet he is still preferable to Hillary

Run Bernie Run

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)

90 Comrade Grandpa vs Comrade Grandma

Posted by: some random meathead at August 16, 2015 07:54 PM (HJqXj)

91 That was supposed to be "executive experience"

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)

92 I've fallen to 49% and I can't get up!

Would you believe I can still get it up with her around? Fucking pills, now I gotta go perform...

Posted by: Bill at August 16, 2015 07:54 PM (FcR7P)

93 Ace is working because it's not football season that counts yet.

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2015 07:54 PM (5UTx3)

94 Saw this coming.
The few urban lefties we still have civil relations with were all anti-hillary months ago. back then it was more warren oriented, but they're all leaning bernie now.

Sheesh. Fifty - sixty - something urban neckbeard hipsters, some of them trustafarians, others are "artists" living on grants and food stamps. It's to laugh, or it was back when things could be funny.
What's funny is that they think that Mrs Eez & I are insane (they just don't say it). Voluntarily living out in the cornfields, wtf ? They also probably have trouble (or would if they could think sequentially) reconciling our Techno-Amish lifestyle with our supposed politics. Organic gardening, solar power, right-wing-nutjobs, wtf ? Hoping someday for a head-assplosion or two, but so far, nothing.
So it goes.

Seem to be rambling here, must be the Strong Drink.

*facepalm*

*drinks deeply of ValuRite*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 07:55 PM (go6ud)

95 That would only be true if Bernie were negotiating with Black Russians!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2015 07:55 PM (4TTES)

96 "but the impression is so poor that I doubted it. "

As I understand it he's not doing a direct impersonation of the original. Just sorta doing his own thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:55 PM (evvLu)

97 >>You'll notice you cannot find any leftist bloggers or any tv talking skulls say Uh oh, we have a Bernie Sanders problem; we need to nominate someone electable

Yea! Except for that whole Hillary thing.

Good call.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2015 07:56 PM (OGm46)

98 the new Col Sanders, as someone here quipped a while ago, is creepy and stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:49 PM

The REAL Col. Sanders was kinda cool. He was genuine, and I liked seeing him on commercials back in the day.

Heck, I even liked the full-size statues of him out in front of some of the KFC stores back in the early 70s.

The new guy sounds like he's faking the Southron accent big-time. Sounds almost as phony as Shrillery speaking in a black church.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 07:56 PM (0atQl)

99 "a celebration more than anything else. And kind of a family reunion, considering the entire family showed up."

That's awesome. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:57 PM (evvLu)

100 88 Sanders actually has the toughest border position among the lefties. He's the only one saying no to open borders. In theory.
Posted by: @votermom

I'm amazed the Left doesn't have a bigger problem with illegal immigration, it really does produce a race to the bottom for standards of living and dsiproportinally hurts the poor and middle class

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 07:57 PM (pK/Pa)

101

She is so disliked

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:57 PM (zOTsN)

102 @91:

Ah, okay. I was gonna say if you want exciting experience, bring on Bill Clinton as First Schwang to knock up the White House Intern Pool.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 07:57 PM (6AqQD)

103 All the ladies love Colonel Angus.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at August 16, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

104 Sanders actually has the toughest border position among the lefties. He's the only one saying no to open borders. In theory.

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 07:53 PM

I think what he's saying is "no open borders...with Canada."

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 07:58 PM (0atQl)

105 "The new guy sounds like he's faking the Southron accent big-time. Sounds almost as phony as Shrillery speaking in a black church."

^^^THIS !!! ^^^

times eleventy !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 07:58 PM (go6ud)

106
What "whole Hillary thing"?

Clinton is winning over EVERY Republican. If the election were held today, she'd win.

Democrats have, what you'd call, one of those good problems. They know they're gonna win in 2016; just not sure who to win with.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (xUkfn)

107 "Techno-Amish lifestyle"

I'd like to hear more about this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (evvLu)

108 4 Jason Day has more class on his little finger than any of the Socialist.

Golf is in good hands. Jordon Spieth is the new #1 in the world. I do not miss Tiger.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (NGd+i)

109 "it really does produce a race to the bottom for standards of living and dsiproportinally hurts the poor and middle class
"

To the Left, that is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: navybrat at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (JgC5a)

110 >>I'm amazed the Left doesn't have a bigger problem with illegal immigration, it really does produce a race to the bottom for standards of living and dsiproportinally hurts the poor and middle class .

Really?
How else are we gonna maintain our lovely lawns, have our kids cared for while we're at work, and have our toilets scrubbed/laundry done --- dirt cheap????

Posted by: Kelly Osborne at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

111 I think the unions like amnesty because they see new members

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

112 If Carly becomes our candidate, and Hillary fails to become theirs - at least we'll hear an end to the war on women.

Posted by: Old Hob at August 16, 2015 08:00 PM (VRc/p)

113
2012: Everyone hates obama!

2015: Everyone hates hillary clinton!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:00 PM (xUkfn)

114 @92:

Pills? 0.0

I thought that's what the cigars are for...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 08:00 PM (6AqQD)

115 it really does produce a race to the bottom for standards of living and dsiproportinally hurts the poor and middle class

The Leftists don't really care about the poor or middle class, the point of it is to make everyone under the thumb of govt. Except them of course. They get the spoils.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 08:01 PM (ODxAs)

116 "dsiproportinally hurts the poor and middle class "

They don't really care about the poor or middle class. It's lip-service.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:01 PM (evvLu)

117 Teachers union and other big unions have endorsed Hillary.

Those are the people that will get out for caucuses and primaries.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 16, 2015 08:01 PM (Z7G74)

118 106: Good, let them own the burning that will come.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 16, 2015 08:01 PM (ucDmr)

119 Democrats have, what you'd call, one of those good problems. They know they're gonna win in 2016; just not sure who to win with.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM

I'll bet they can talk Choom Boy into accepting the awesome responsibility that has so consumed him for another eight years. He'll find the strength...somewhere. Because they love him so much.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:02 PM (0atQl)

120 The left likes illegal immigration for two reasons: more voters and a hatred of white people. Even white leftists hate whitey. Ask Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Old Hob at August 16, 2015 08:02 PM (VRc/p)

121 If Carly becomes our candidate, and Hillary fails to become theirs - at least we'll hear an end to the war on women.
Posted by: Old Hob

Surely you jest.

Posted by: Ted Stryker at August 16, 2015 08:02 PM (W5DcG)

122 >>Clinton is winning over EVERY Republican. If the election were held today, she'd win.

No, she's not.

Have you actually been watching the polls or are you just saying stuff.

She is getting her ass kicked in the most important swing states to a bunch of the top candidates.

Not Trumo because he's special and stuff but Hillary is getting her fat ass kicked by the candidates who are actually running for president.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2015 08:02 PM (OGm46)

123 To the Left, that is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: navybrat

Agreed, but the "old" Democrat Party at least seemed to care about improving the living standards of working class people and union households.

It was actually Mondale arguing against Reagan on an Amnesty bill in a bizarro world in the 1984 election.

Granted, illegal immigration was not the problem it was today.

The Democrats are fine sacrificing the working class who they pretend to care about as long as it swells their voter ranks with new members

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 08:03 PM (pK/Pa)

124
I'll bet they can talk Choom Boy into accepting the awesome responsibility that has so consumed him for another eight years. He'll find the strength...somewhere. Because they love him so much.

Most Republicans in Congress would join them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:04 PM (xUkfn)

125 No, she's not.

Have you actually been watching the polls or are you just saying stuff.

She is getting her ass kicked in the most important swing states to a bunch of the top candidates.

Not Trumo because he's special and stuff but Hillary is getting her fat ass kicked by the candidates who are actually running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed, whenever I hear a "conservative" commenter telling me how inevitable Hillary is and that no one can beat her, I immediately suspect someone on the Soros payroll

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 08:05 PM (pK/Pa)

126 Really?
How else are we gonna maintain our lovely lawns, have our kids cared for while we're at work, and have our toilets scrubbed/laundry done --- dirt cheap????

Posted by: Kelly Osborne at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

Rosie Perez needs a job.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:05 PM (oFCZn)

127 I'm not a Bolshevik!

I'm a Menshevik. What's wrong with you people?

And Hillary is a Trotskyite.

Can't you tell the difference?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, from Vermont at August 16, 2015 08:06 PM (+1T7c)

128 35: Gee, put it like that, well........boned we are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2015 08:06 PM (NGd+i)

129 Trumo ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 16, 2015 08:07 PM (W5DcG)

130 Most Republicans in Congress would join them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:04 PM

Goes without saying, my good man.

Can you imagine Trump playing golf with Boner? I didn't think so.

Weepin' John and teh Bitch would lose more than half their bogus "power" if the Mocha Messiah wasn't there to stroke their tiny...egos.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:07 PM (0atQl)

131 Basically I think the entire country is pissed the fuck off.

We might be pissed off about different things but make no mistake everyone is angry.

A crack up is coming.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 16, 2015 08:08 PM (WVvzl)

132 If only Biden and Gore got in too.

How fun would that be?

Posted by: Jake at August 16, 2015 08:08 PM (8aYsA)

133 Nitwit former college roommate on Facebook won't shut the eff up about Bernie Sanders, all the while bragging that Republicans aren't into facts and critical thinking, like Sanders supporters.

Posted by: Kensington at August 16, 2015 08:08 PM (YZcNj)

134 Rosie Perez needs a job.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:05 PM

And I'd offer one to her. Because I've always thought she was teh Hawt.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:09 PM (0atQl)

135 They REALLY like to see themselves as critical thinkers and intellectuals...

Posted by: Kensington at August 16, 2015 08:09 PM (YZcNj)

136 Drinking "Dragon's Milk", an 11% ABV Stout, made by people, somewhere, I assume. Can't read the label from here. Very good stuff. I think it's New Holland Brewing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:09 PM (2cS/G)

137 "Trumo ?"

Trump's Italian cousin, Mario Trumo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:10 PM (evvLu)

138 To keep party unity, if Fiorina is the R candidate, the Democrats will run a Sanders/Clinton ticket. While hoping no one remembers Mondale/Ferraro.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 08:10 PM (hbrUV)

139 If only Biden and Gore got in too.

How fun would that be?

Posted by: Jake

Two weeks.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:10 PM (+1T7c)

140 >>>Sanders actually has the toughest border position among the lefties. He's the only one saying no to open borders. In theory.Posted by: @votermom

This is a YUUUGE area where Trump can convert Dems to vote for him.

He can emphasize how Obama fucked over labor, and blacks with his illegal immigration policy.

He wants low labor participation, since they will be on govt assistance, and presumably vote Democrat. The illegals if given "amnesty" will also vote Democrat.

If Trump shouts from the rooftops what we all bitch about here, he can steal even Bernie's wind.

This yet ANOTHER vital issue the cowardly GOPe refuses to address. They are like the MFM. They embargo impotant issues they do not care to discuss.

That should send us a message as to where their sympathies lie.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 16, 2015 08:10 PM (P7dMK)

141 Following a pony tailed government worker who has never had a real job, accomplished anything at all, or ever taken any actual risk

That's reality based. No. That's pajama boys grandpa who won't shut the fuck up about Woodstock and tries to smoke pot with him

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

142 >>Trumo ?

Started as a typo but rapidly turned into food for pendants.

Now, I kind of like it. Trumo. It's both a noun and an adjective.

Think I'll keep it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2015 08:11 PM (OGm46)

143 43 Breitbart reports that the Democrats are having a Major Hissy Fit over Trump's plan and his collaboration with Sessions. They trotted out one of their pet Hispanics to paint a tag on a wall issue a strong riposte, replete with typos.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 07:42 PM (0atQl)

My body is filled to the brim with anticipation to hear what Geraldo (from that severely conservative news network) has to say about this.

Or, maybe it's just gas. Yeah, that may be it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 16, 2015 08:11 PM (EHU9F)

144 If only Biden and Gore got in too.

--

Gore is considering it.
Biden is practically in already.

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 08:11 PM (cbfNE)

145 If only Biden and Gore got in too.
How fun would that be?

Posted by: Jake at August 16, 2015 08:08 PM

Depends on how big a margin you want to see the GOPe candidate lose by: moderate, enormous, or gargantuan.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:12 PM (0atQl)

146 @120

Uh... NO.

The Left will tell us Carly is not a Real Woman, and Bernie will self-identified as a woman.

And don't you DARE call Jenner "Bruce!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 08:13 PM (6AqQD)

147 Trumo. A candy mint AND a breath mint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM (W5DcG)

148 techno-amish lifestyle ....

Well, that's really a phrase i just made up, but ....

let's say that it has to do with trying to maintain a certain morality in everything we do, without rejecting the benefits of modern technology while definitely rejecting the brain damaging aspects of same.
Lots of computing power, not so much mainstream media, or its value system

Ask me again when i'm not hitting the ValuRite so hard, ok ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM (go6ud)

149 It seems to me the emperor does not Hillary as his successor. That's why bill tried to go on a charm offensive, kiss his ring, make a deal to call off DOJ and the FBI

It's really up to Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

150
The loud ladies of youtube's "the viewer's view" explain why they're attracted to Trumo.

We could learn a thing or two from them...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM (xUkfn)

151 I know why Ace is working today! It's so he can stay sharp for the big Carly Fiorina podcast!

Right?

Posted by: Kensington at August 16, 2015 08:15 PM (YZcNj)

152 Gore will say "I won once but they took it away. You can give it back!"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 16, 2015 08:15 PM (W5DcG)

153
This is a YUUUGE area where Trump can convert Dems to vote for him.

He can emphasize how Obama fucked over labor, and blacks with his illegal immigration policy.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner

here's the thing, I keep hearing this but Democrats always come home.

Blacks were adamantly against gay marriage, yet they lined up to vote for Obama.

I just wouldn't count on many Democrats switching their votes

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 08:15 PM (pK/Pa)

154 Obama may give his blessing to someone else

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

155 I've fallen and I just threw up.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 16, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)

156 120
Even white leftists hate whitey. Ask Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Old Hob at August 16, 2015 08:02 PM (VRc/p)

Or Stanley Ann Dunham.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

157 New Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial has Norm McDonald made up to look like the Colonel.

"That's not Colonel Sanders! I'm the real Colonel Sanders!"

Bizarre. I just saw it and realized is was Norm as the Colonel.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:16 PM (+1T7c)

158 They should bury Geraldo in Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:16 PM (oFCZn)

159 "...all the while bragging that Republicans aren't into facts and critical thinking, like Sanders supporters..."
To these people I always reply something like "People stupid enough to believe in vanishing icecaps and "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan" even after seeing satellite photos of growing ice sheets and watching millions of Americans LOSE their plans, are unworthy and incapable of rational discourse. They've chosen lives of fiction, and epitomize the worst of coercive politics". Then I make fun of them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:16 PM (2cS/G)

160
How weird is it that Big Business politicians and supporters, left and right, hate Trump, but he appeals to the average joe AND black women?

There's *something* there...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:17 PM (xUkfn)

161 techno-amish lifestyle ....

Well, that's really a phrase i just made up, but ....

let's say that it has to do with trying to maintain a certain morality in everything we do, without rejecting the benefits of modern technology while definitely rejecting the brain damaging aspects of same.
Lots of computing power, not so much mainstream media, or its value system

Ask me again when i'm not hitting the ValuRite so hard, ok ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM (go6ud)

*****

I'll take Mennonites for $500 Alex.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 08:17 PM (2z4UX)

162 Obama may give his blessing to someone else

Posted by: ThunderB

He gave it to Planned Parenthood. Are they running?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:18 PM (+1T7c)

163 106
What "whole Hillary thing"?

Clinton is winning over EVERY Republican. If the election were held today, she'd win.

Democrats have, what you'd call, one of those good problems. They know they're gonna win in 2016; just not sure who to win with.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 07:59 PM (xUkfn)

15 months before the election it is all name recognition. She has been in the public eye since 1992.

It's is also one reason Trump is high in the polls, name recognition.

In Virginia in 2014, Mark Warner had a 15-25 point lead over Ed Gillespie 7 months before the election, and Gillespie had no name recognition. Election day it was less than 1%, all because Warner had the name recognition and Gillespie didn't.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 16, 2015 08:18 PM (Z7G74)

164 techno-trumo

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 16, 2015 08:18 PM (Dwehj)

165 "Ask me again when i'm not hitting the ValuRite so hard, ok ?"

You got it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:18 PM (evvLu)

166 Lincolntf, the moments I get to do that sort of thing are treasures.

And why in the wide world does anyone tolerate autocucumber, anyway ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 08:19 PM (go6ud)

167 That's why bill tried to go on a charm offensive, kiss his ring, make a deal to call off DOJ and the FBI.
It's really up to Obama.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 16, 2015 08:14 PM

That's a very good point.

But I suspect that, rather than trying to charm Choom Boy, Bubba might have been laying a little reality on President Historic First� by reminding him that the FBI probably has some very "interesting" files about the choom habit, those college years, the trips to Pock-ee-stohn and to see his terrorist pals in Africa. etc., etc., etc.

And who knows? Maybe the ol' Horndog-in-chief might have invited the Little Tan God to drop by and take a look at the tape he got from the L.A. Times....

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:19 PM (0atQl)

168 "I'll take Mennonites for $500 Alex."

Pfft. Mennonites. Make a decision. Modern or not? Come on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:20 PM (evvLu)

169 159 Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 16, 2015 08:20 PM (hCdMd)

170 Planned Parenthood has the President's blessing? ... oh great they going to stitch together a candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 08:21 PM (hbrUV)

171 If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him.

What's not to love?

-
11 socialist herbs and spices.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 16, 2015 08:21 PM (LImiJ)

172 The Sea Hag is going down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:22 PM (EMidB)

173 11 socialist herbs and spices.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 16, 2015 08:21 PM

"Make America Finger-Lickin' Good! Again!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:22 PM (0atQl)

174 If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him.

What's not to love?

-
11 socialist herbs and spices.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 16, 2015 08:21 PM (LImiJ)

Too many choices. You get one herb or spice, which will be chosen by your local Soviet...

Posted by: Weekend at Bernie Sanders at August 16, 2015 08:22 PM (7YlUk)

175 It's really amazing Sanders vs DT. It's fun.

Posted by: freakedus at August 16, 2015 08:23 PM (BO/km)

176
Gore released a statement that he won't run against hillary.

New fox news poll had rubio and jeb beating hillary and hillary beating trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 08:24 PM (ODxAs)

177 She has been in the public eye since 1992.

She is 'much beloved' by the villagers...

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2015 08:24 PM (FcR7P)

178 If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him.

*sigh*

Posted by: The Chicken at August 16, 2015 08:24 PM (Dwehj)

179 "Then I make fun of them."
=====

I can't bring myself to engage them. It just seems pointless. But I can't bring myself to unfriend them, either, because I have this perverse inability to look away. I have to see what stupid thing they'll assert next, to the barking approval of their like-minded trained seal other friends.

Posted by: Kensington at August 16, 2015 08:24 PM (YZcNj)

180 She was in the public eye when she got thrown off the Watergate case.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:25 PM (EMidB)

181 I'M NOT SURE ACE IS A REPUBLICAN
Posted by: CARLY FIORINA at August 16, 2015 08:21 PM (XzRw1)

*****

He has joined us on the dark side of Conservatism. There's room for you as well. Come join us.

We have lemon squares and guns.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 08:25 PM (2z4UX)

182 Everything Hillary ever touched turned to $hit. Whitewater?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:26 PM (EMidB)

183 Good, we need Al Gore working on inventing Internet 2.0. This one is getting lame.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:26 PM (2cS/G)

184 Eat more chicken!

Posted by: The cows at August 16, 2015 08:26 PM (BO/km)

185 "*sigh*"

Oh yeah, Chicken, get ready.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:27 PM (evvLu)

186 182 Everything Hillary ever touched turned to $hit. Whitewater?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:26 PM (EMidB)

She made a fortune off those cattle futures!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:27 PM (oFCZn)

187 Ace is not a Republican? Do tell...

Posted by: freaked at August 16, 2015 08:28 PM (BO/km)

188 130---Can you imagine Trump playing GOLF with Boner?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2015 08:07 PM (0atQl)
------------
Er, yes.
I would be surprised if he DIDN'T.
Why wouldn't he?

Unless Trump doesn't play at all, which is unlikely, given that he is a member of the ruling class.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at August 16, 2015 08:28 PM (cN9Sk)

189 He gave it to Planned Parenthood. Are they running?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:18 PM (+1T7c)

They'll be running ads like they are candidates the weeks leading up to the election.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 16, 2015 08:28 PM (Z7G74)

190 Everything Hillary ever touched turned to $hit. Whitewater?

And us.

Posted by: Socks and Vince at August 16, 2015 08:29 PM (Dwehj)

191 No matter how charming Bill Clinton may be to Obama on the golf course, I doubt that Obama forgets Bill's comment back in 2007: " Forty years ago, this guy would be bringing us coffee."
Hilary indictment is coming. Right after Biden announces for President.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 16, 2015 08:29 PM (Ylbag)

192 If your boner lasts more than four rounds off golf you should seek medical attention.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 16, 2015 08:29 PM (EMidB)

193 Hilary indictment is coming. Right after Biden announces for President.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia

Obama is mean as a snake. You damn betcha!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:30 PM (+1T7c)

194 Really if Bernie is the best they can do there is no excuse for someone else to not rise up and kick his ass.

Posted by: freaked at August 16, 2015 08:31 PM (BO/km)

195 Democratic men

I love oxymorons.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 16, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

196
It's pretty rare when I wake up, turn on tv and see something I like on the "news." But this morning I turned on the local news and there was Donald shitting on Boston's new-ish Democrat mayor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:31 PM (xUkfn)

197 Hilary indictment is coming. Right after Biden announces for President.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia

I tend to think the same thing

Biden will be a reflection of Obama, so he can't have his guy losing to Hillary, it might make him look bad

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 08:32 PM (pK/Pa)

198 No matter how charming Bill Clinton may be to Obama on the golf course, I
doubt that Obama forgets Bill's comment back in 2007: " Forty years
ago, this guy would be bringing us coffee."

That was way off base. What made Bill think Obongo wouldn't fvck up bringing them coffee?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 16, 2015 08:32 PM (oKE6c)

199 But this morning I turned on the local news and there was Donald shitting on Boston's new-ish Democrat mayor.

Posted by: Soothsayer

That's boorish and not Presidential. Harumph!

Posted by: George Will, baseball writer at August 16, 2015 08:33 PM (+1T7c)

200 Have any of you listened to Sanders? Is he a dynamic speaker? I haven't, so I don't know if he has some sort of magnetism that is totally absent in any photograph I've seen of him.

Of course, I said the same thing about Hillary and Obama, so I must be impervious to their charms.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)

201 Well Joe is guaranteed to get the stupid vote. And there are plenty of those.

Posted by: freaked at August 16, 2015 08:33 PM (BO/km)

202
I think this is so funny:

Neon Hair-Hatted BT-1000s Ruin Bernie Sanders Ralley With Black Lives Matter BS

https://goo.gl/rUDrVc

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 08:34 PM (iQIUe)

203 It's pretty rare when I wake up, turn on tv and see
something I like on the "news." But this morning I turned on the local
news and there was Donald shitting on Boston's new-ish Democrat mayor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:31 PM (xUkfn)

This is where Trump has done yeoman's work, giving voice to the voiceless. He may be a hairball in his own right, but he says - publicly, unashamedly, and indeed proudly - what a lot of us think.
And for that if nothing else I'm grateful.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 16, 2015 08:34 PM (oKE6c)

204 201 Well Joe is guaranteed to get the stupid vote. And there are plenty of those.
Posted by: freaked at August 16, 2015 08:33 PM (BO/km)

You got that right.

Posted by: Emperor Obongo I at August 16, 2015 08:35 PM (oKE6c)

205 Bernie Sanders is every Richard Dreyfuss role since 1990. Impassioned nothingness, with a backdrop of indignant petulance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:35 PM (2cS/G)

206 Listen to the ground
There is movement all around
There is somethin' goin'down
And I can feel it

Posted by: ginaswo at August 16, 2015 08:35 PM (qxNrP)

207 Have any of you listened to Sanders? Is he a
dynamic speaker?

Posted by: All Hail Eris

The lemonade is free with the Chicken meal offer. Pretty dymanic.

Bernie? He's a marble mouthed old coot from Vermont.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:35 PM (+1T7c)

208 #StupidVotesMatter

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 16, 2015 08:35 PM (Dwehj)

209 Trump/Cruz 2016 - Fuck You, WAR!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 16, 2015 08:36 PM (WVvzl)

210 202
I think this is so funny:

Neon Hair-Hatted BT-1000s Ruin Bernie Sanders Ralley With Black Lives Matter BS

https://goo.gl/rUDrVc

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 08:34 PM (iQIUe)

No one takes down black people more viciously than other black people.

Remember that guy with the cigar talking about Trayvon Martin and how the black community was getting conned by the activist crowd?

Brutal, brutal stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:36 PM (oFCZn)

211
Is he a dynamic speaker

He sounds exactly how he looks.
Bernie Sanders sounds like an old Jewish guy stereotype. The words coming out of his mouth-hole, however, are like liquid silk to the ears of the little totalitarian leftists.

Sanders talks about Taking-From-Other and Giving It To You, You, and Not You, but You.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:36 PM (xUkfn)

212 Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine

Posted by: ginaswo at August 16, 2015 08:37 PM (qxNrP)

213 Is the Sea Hag a dynamic speaker?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:38 PM (EMidB)

214 What is everyone predictions for the Electoral College if the election was today and between Sanders and the Republican of your choice.

Bonus: Predict the effect, of having an old White guy with #BlackLivesMatter problems, and a nationalist bent when it comes to immigration, on the Senate, House, &c.

http://www.270towin.com/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_elections,_2016

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2015 08:38 PM (7YlUk)

215 Elizabeth Warren has been awfully quiet lately. She's just as socialist as Sanders, and she worries me more than he does. Plus, vagina.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

216 >>>Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2015 08:13 PM

Holy shit! A real life CoolCzech sighting! If EOJ shows up my Sunday will be compete.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 16, 2015 08:39 PM (e+1S5)

217 Lemon squares and guns, count me in !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 16, 2015 08:40 PM (go6ud)

218 Fauxcohontas can speak and doesn't have a lisp or sound like a total fag.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:40 PM (EMidB)

219 Elizabeth Warren has been awfully quiet lately.
She's just as socialist as Sanders, and she worries me more than he
does. Plus, vagina.

Posted by: rickl

She's in her sweat lodge, gathering spiritual strength for the next session of the Senate.

Or on Martha's Vineyard hanging with all her white peeps that have money.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:40 PM (+1T7c)

220
Is this also the Gaming Thread?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:41 PM (xUkfn)

221 Brutal, brutal stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:36 PM (oFCZn)
========

Cant say he's exaggerating though.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 08:41 PM (iQIUe)

222 @214

Between Sanders and Trump, Trump wins 40 states including states in the NE and Pennsylvania.

Giving a certain co-blogger his long sought after victory in a state the GOP should regularly win.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 16, 2015 08:41 PM (WVvzl)

223 She's in her sweat lodge, gathering spiritual strength for the next session of the Senate.

LOL; Great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2015 08:41 PM (OSs/l)

224 Hillary fell?

I knew Norman Fell, but not Hillary.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 16, 2015 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

225 214 What is everyone predictions for the Electoral College if the election was today and between Sanders and the Republican of your choice.

Bonus: Predict the effect, of having an old White guy with #BlackLivesMatter problems, and a nationalist bent when it comes to immigration, on the Senate, House, &c.

http://www.270towin.com/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_elections,_2016

Posted by: The Political Hat

It would look like Bush v. Dukakis. Probably the same states would go Red vs Blue

Posted by: Kal at August 16, 2015 08:42 PM (pK/Pa)

226 Elizabeth Warren is on the warpath!

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:42 PM (2cS/G)

227 214
The Rs are at such a disadvantage in the EC, I would predict no more than 300 EC votes at most even against Sanders.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 08:42 PM (Ypc8j)

228 Hillary Gerald Forded her noggin on the bulkhead of an airplane.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:42 PM (EMidB)

229 Of course, I said the same thing about Hillary and Obama, so I must be impervious to their charms.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:33 PM (jR7Wy)

You'll hear him better if you take the leather dog hood off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:43 PM (V+kmg)

230 I've said it before and will say it again. If the election comes down to Hillary, Bush, or Sanders I vote Sanders. Same bad ideas (slightly different hues) but Bernie is way less evil than the other two.

You know that is right.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (f+6Pd)

231 Liz Warren is too busy hunting the Plains Land Crabs to feed herself over the winter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (hbrUV)

232
Columbo is on. It's the episode with UNCLE's Robert Vaughn. This is funniest Columbo, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (xUkfn)

233 Tragedy
When you lose control
And you've got no soul
It's tragedy
When the mornin cries and you don't know why

Posted by: ginaswo at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (qxNrP)

234 "Elizabeth Warren is on the warpath!"

And how.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 08:45 PM (evvLu)

235 You'll hear him better if you take the leather dog hood off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:43 PM (V+kmg)
Well-played sir!
But the leather dog hood has a purpose when handling edged weapons!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:45 PM (ftVQq)

236
The whole campaign comes down to about 7 states and about 50 districts in those states.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 08:45 PM (ODxAs)

237
I think it's a mistake to think Bernie Sanders is some well-meaning old school liberal. He's a Totalitarian, through and through. And he has ideas.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (xUkfn)

238 And another thing, we have too much toilet paper.
We need to send some to Venezuela!

Posted by: Bernie at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (JgC5a)

239
I've said it before and will say it again. If the election comes down to
Hillary, Bush, or Sanders I vote Sanders. Same bad ideas (slightly
different hues) but Bernie is way less evil than the other two.

You know that is right.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (f+6Pd)

Sanders is a socialist. Outright.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (TEpA2)

240 So I take that as a vote from Sean for the PVC hoods?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (hbrUV)

241 I love Columbo
Even have an autographed Peter falk pic in the trench coat

Posted by: ginaswo at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (qxNrP)

242
Since Youtube has banned Colin Flaherty, I wonder if they are going to go after Sotomayer. That wd be a real shame.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (iQIUe)

243 Who would Don Snyder vote for between Hillary and Bernie?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (EMidB)

244 230: if it comes to those 3, I'll throw my vote away for the Modern Whigs Party candidate. Why? Why not. Fuck it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (NGd+i)

245 226 Elizabeth Warren is on the warpath!

She's got blood in her eyes!

Posted by: freaked at August 16, 2015 08:47 PM (BO/km)

246 Bernie Sanders may be a shooting star, but Elizabeth Warren is a meta-Comet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 08:47 PM (2cS/G)

247 The whole campaign comes down to about 7 states and about 50 districts in those states.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 08:45 PM (ODxAs)

Or nine black robed lawyers if the results don't come out right even with the margin of fraud!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (ftVQq)

248
I've said it before and will say it again. If the election comes down to
Hillary, Bush, or Sanders I vote Sanders. Same bad ideas (slightly
different hues) but Bernie is way less evil than the other two.

You know that is right.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:44 PM (f+6Pd)

P.S. It's not just the person elected to the presidency, but the people around him or her you should consider too.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (TEpA2)

249 "Sanders is a socialist. Outright."

--------------------------------

Well Yeah but he IS NOT PURE FUCKING EVIL.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (f+6Pd)

250 Remember that guy who used to do stuff on politics around here and he said the 270 game is a losers game, go for 350 or whatever.

Yeah, that guy.

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (2Ocf1)

251 Can a descendant of Satan run for President?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (EMidB)

252 And another thing, we have too much toilet paper. We need to send some to Venezuela! Posted by: Bernie at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM

You have my vote, sir!

Posted by: Sheryl Blow at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (Dwehj)

253 So the savior of the Democrats is a 73 year old white guy who gets his political philosophy from a book written by a German in 1867 that has been proven wrong in every significant dimension since.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 16, 2015 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

254 So I take that as a vote from Sean for the PVC hoods?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 08:46 PM (hbrUV)

Goat-man hoods for the win!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:49 PM (ftVQq)

255 Well Yeah but he IS NOT PURE FUCKING EVIL.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican

February, 2017

....and that's when the screaming began.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:49 PM (+1T7c)

256
In this epsiode, you see a lot of Peter Falk's comedic antics you see in The In-Laws. Vaughn, I must say, is playing an excellent straight-man to Columbo's faux nincompoopery.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:49 PM (xUkfn)

257 Well Yeah but he IS NOT PURE FUCKING EVIL.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (f+6Pd)

Definition?

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:50 PM (TEpA2)

258 Bernie's coming for your deodorant.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 16, 2015 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

259 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 08:34 PM (iQIUe)

lMAO.

Thank you.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 08:50 PM (XAFOu)

260 Can a descendant of Satan run for President?

Posted by: Boss Moss

What an interesting question!

Posted by: Hillary Corleone Clinton, speaking at August 16, 2015 08:50 PM (+1T7c)

261
Sanders is a bad man.
A lot of people, even here, think Joe Biden has some good in him. He doesn't. Biden is as evil and as rotten as obama; they just have different ambitions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:51 PM (xUkfn)

262 Well Yeah but he IS NOT PURE FUCKING EVIL.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (f+6Pd)

Definition?
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:50 PM (TEpA2)

PURE FUCKING EVIL = Never been to a Tim Horton's

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:51 PM (V+kmg)

263 Can a descendant of Satan run for President?

Well, shitfire.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at August 16, 2015 08:52 PM (Dwehj)

264 So I've got Bernie cued up on YouTube. The title is "Sen Bernie Sanders Amazing Speech".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU2P6OAbevw

Yep, he's an old Socialist crank spewing the-rich-get-richer anti-Wall Street crap. 80% of all new income generated went to the top 1%!!!! The Middle Class!!!

He is much more lively in his anger than I would have given him credit for, and he seems sincere, which Hillary cannot fake to save her life.

He'll certainly sew up the silver ponytail vote.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:52 PM (jR7Wy)

265 HA HA
They laugh at us that Trump is in the lead in our polls.
But they have a fkn SOCIALIST polling more support among their tribe that Trump dues with ours.

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 16, 2015 08:52 PM (RoYIs)

266 "Sanders is a bad man."

I mean well.

Posted by: Bernie at August 16, 2015 08:52 PM (JgC5a)

267 The scary or hopeful thing to contemplate, the next President probably gets
to nominate a minimum of four SCOTUS justices.

Dwell on that.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 16, 2015 08:52 PM (WVvzl)

268 Here is where the Dems play politics different. Sanders comes at Hillary from the Left. So if she wins, they can't play the you aren't left enough quotes to the Dem, but if they do, she can pretend that she is just that much more "mainstream".

And Dem voters will accept that lie because they know it is just boob bait for the bubbas, they don't scream how they will never vote for that Dem who doesn't want to confiscate 100% of the wealth.

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (2Ocf1)

269
ANY MAN who thinks it's okay to or subscribes to a political ideology (or religious) that lords over the lives of other men is No Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (xUkfn)

270 249 "Sanders is a socialist. Outright."

--------------------------------

Well Yeah but he IS NOT PURE FUCKING EVIL.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (f+6Pd)

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

If it comes down to those three I'll vote Libertarian.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

271 PURE FUCKING EVIL = Never been to a Tim Horton's
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:51 PM (V+kmg)
---

Well, I've never been to a Tim Horton's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (jR7Wy)

272
"Sanders is a socialist. Outright."

Socialist: Taking your money at gunpoint to give to an all powerful Federal bureaucracy

Republican: Taking your money at gunpoint to give to an all powerful Federal bureaucracy -- and some to the States as a block grant

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (kdS6q)

273 Well, I've never been to a Tim Horton's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (jR7Wy)

Your Honor, the Prosecution rests.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (V+kmg)

274
The more I think about it, it comes down to Ohio and Florida and one other state.

Probably VA.

I will give a caveat the hillary does have a big problem with white working class and middle class men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (ODxAs)

275 PURE FUCKING EVIL = Never been to a Tim Horton's

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:51 PM (V+kmg)

Horrific, awful.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (TEpA2)

276 @265 but no one asks that question of every Dem. a socialist is climbing in the polls of your party, is that right, or do you denounce it?

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (2Ocf1)

277 {{{Vendette}}}

I need some advice, does this look like something a sane person would attend (next year of course)?

http://www.nlfolk.com/festival.php

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (ftVQq)

278 Bernie Sanders is guaranteed to be only 99.6 percent evil by a leading test laboratory.

Brought to you by:

Leading Test Laboratories of America

and

Posted by: The Ad Council at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (BO/km)

279 Can a descendant of Satan run for President?

If she was born in the US and is over the age of 35.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 08:55 PM (rwI+c)

280 Well, I've never been to a Tim Horton's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 08:53 PM (jR7Wy)

Well there go all your Vendette and Gingy points, poof!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:55 PM (ftVQq)

281 If Sanders is elected I would seriously support a military coup. And since we don't live in a republic anymore anyway, I favor the option where people like Sanders are put up against the wall.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 08:55 PM (Ypc8j)

282 All lot of people are really sore at the political parties.

WE'VE BEEN SOLD OUT!

Well, yeah, like this is the first time in American history this has ever happened. Because, we are all so different, and yeah, this time IT'S DIFFERENT.

I read and hear this, but really. People need to get over themselves.

Just a little.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (+1T7c)

283 I need some advice, does this look like something a sane person would attend (next year of course)?

http://www.nlfolk.com/festival.php

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (ftVQq)

Yes, yes, and yes.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (TEpA2)

284 Alright kiddos. Drugs kicking in. See you in an hour or so.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (XAFOu)

285 I need some advice, does this look like something a sane person would attend (next year of course)?

http://www.nlfolk.com/festival.php
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (ftVQq)

Dude it's Canada. Canada.

Worst thing that could happen is you'll be mellowed to death.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (V+kmg)

286 I remember the punching down guy.

Voting for Yeb Bush is definitely punching down. Hell, it's more like dragging your knuckles in the dirt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 08:57 PM (oFCZn)

287 I'm PURE FUCKING EVIL too.

I suppose it's an achievement of sorts.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

288 I'm PURE FUCKING EVIL too.

I suppose it's an achievement of sorts.
Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

You gotta take 'em where you can get 'em in Obama's America.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (V+kmg)

289 Bernie'S VP? Barbara Mikulski. Sweet.

Posted by: commie doper at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (indTK)

290 Dude it's Canada. Canada.

Worst thing that could happen is you'll be mellowed to death.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (V+kmg)

It's Newfoundland. Brought to you by Screech and bagpipes.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (TEpA2)

291 Wait until they find out they're voting for Tim Conway doing his old man character.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (oVJmc)

292 Trump wants to end birthright citizenship.

I would like to see him EO it out. That would be yuge.

Imagine the NYT's and WaPo's reaction.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (U6f54)

293 I know that the film Kingdom of Heaven is bad history and worse propaganda but it's a fun watch on BBCHD now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 08:59 PM (rwI+c)

294 I'm PURE FUCKING EVIL too.

I suppose it's an achievement of sorts.

Posted by: rickl

I thought you worked in a print shop?

And were just a poor ink-stained wretch? And now, you're EVIL?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:59 PM (+1T7c)

295 Is Newfoundland the one that had all that bad stuff happen at once?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (EMidB)

296 Sounds like Sean needs to properly introduce All Hail Eris, and moi, to Tim Horton's. But only if the Empress is around.

And in writing news, 40 pages and three chapters of edits/rewrite tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (hbrUV)

297 ....and that's when the screaming began.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:49 PM (+1T7c)

That's when it starts, the fever, the rage...

Posted by: Said in Jeremy Irons' voice at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (wZ2hu)

298 She's looking more like the dirty old man from Laugh in. (Arte Johnson)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (x3GpS)

299 Do NOT underestimate the powers of this weird ass emperor, or suffer a Third Obama term you will.

Seriously, people talk of Sanders like they did Obama. Do not underestimate that. He needs to be taken down 100 pegs now or else we'll have Hope and Change, Old White Man Variation coming down our throats.

Posted by: The Governor at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (wzvkj)

300 I thought you worked in a print shop?

And were just a poor ink-stained wretch? And now, you're EVIL?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:59 PM (+1T7c)

This has a vaguely Dickensian vibe to it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (V+kmg)

301 Yes, yes, and yes.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:56 PM (TEpA2)

Imma serious thinking about going and at least I'll be able to spend many mellow HOURS at a Tim Horton's. That is some beautiful country up there (don't think I'm going to the Winter Fest though)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (ftVQq)

302 Can Newfies handle bag-pipes with their webbed fingers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (hbrUV)

303 248
It's not just the person elected to the presidency, but the people around him or her you should consider too.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:48 PM (TEpA2)

I would like to hear the various candidates talk about who they would appoint to Cabinet positions. You can learn a lot about them that way.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

304 Sounds like Sean needs to properly introduce All Hail Eris, and moi, to Tim Horton's. But only if the Empress is around.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (hbrUV)

You will come to the MoMee next year.

Start saving your pennies.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (V+kmg)

305 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 08:54 PM (V+kmg)
---
In my defense, the closest Tim Horton's is at Aberdeen Proving Ground. Maybe the next time I'm testing a case of small batch artisanal chlorine gas or personal ordnance...

Oh, I'm not making my case well, am I?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)

306 If Sanders is elected I would seriously support a military coup. And since we don't live in a republic anymore anyway, I favor the option where people like Sanders are put up against the wall.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 08:55 PM (Ypc8j)

The problem is that if you wanted to pull a Pinochet, you'd have to round up all major players that are machinating for the Progressive "utopia": A good chuck of the Hollywood elite, a good chunk of the talking heads on the news, most tech titans, college professors who teach grievance studies (amongst others), &c.

Too much blood to be plausible.

Posted by: The August Hat at August 16, 2015 09:02 PM (7YlUk)

307 287 I'm PURE FUCKING EVIL too.

I suppose it's an achievement of sorts.

---------------

Hey, from the gaping maw of foul-smelling perdition.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at August 16, 2015 09:02 PM (oZr5y)

308
speaking of the governor..

Anyone else looking forward to Walking Dead season 6 this October?

I'd like to see The Governor come back to life.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 09:02 PM (xUkfn)

309 It's Newfoundland. Brought to you by Screech and bagpipes.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 08:58 PM (TEpA2)

The Screech and 'pipes make it not quite Canada, but close enough for government work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (ftVQq)

310 What would ending birthright citizenship mean?
Only children of citizens are citizens at birth?
What about children of legal residents (green card holders)?
What about children of work visa holders? Tourist visa holders?

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (cbfNE)

311 EVITAble.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (oZr5y)

312 Imma serious thinking about going and at least
I'll be able to spend many mellow HOURS at a Tim Horton's. That is some
beautiful country up there (don't think I'm going to the Winter Fest
though)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (ftVQq)

If you want Canada with good weather, go to Vancouver, Victoria, or wine country in the Okanagan. I'd go with the latter, which has weather so fine it grows citrus fruit and is wine country.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (TEpA2)

313 In my defense, the closest Tim Horton's is at Aberdeen Proving Ground. Maybe the next time I'm testing a case of small batch artisanal chlorine gas or personal ordnance...

Oh, I'm not making my case well, am I?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)

No. No you're not.

Lemme see....I think I remember seeing a 10 gauge cane in the Hall of Pain....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (V+kmg)

314 With Bernie the clear front-runner running to the left of Stalin and Hillary trying to out Bolshevik him to stay relevant looks like poor Uncle Joe will have no choice but to run as the preferred GOPe candidate.

Posted by: Han Yolo at August 16, 2015 09:04 PM (+1gXS)

315 WNBA Couple @BrittneyGriner & Glory Johnson Arrested For Fighting! THE LGBT-1000 LOL

https://goo.gl/eW1Ude

Another hilarious one.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 16, 2015 09:04 PM (iQIUe)

316 If you want Canada with good weather, go to Vancouver, Victoria, or wine country in the Okanagan. I'd go with the latter, which has weather so fine it grows citrus fruit and is wine country.
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (TEpA2)

I'm still a big fan of the Maritimes.

Gorgeous. And completely unspoiled by New Jersey accents.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:04 PM (V+kmg)

317 The Screech and 'pipes make it not quite Canada, but close enough for government work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (ftVQq)

Screech? Newfie rum. Pipes? Part of Canada which I love.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:05 PM (TEpA2)

318 Just wait until she pulls her trump card...reading pulp fiction topless in the park.

Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at August 16, 2015 09:05 PM (pVkEV)

319 294
I thought you worked in a print shop?

And were just a poor ink-stained wretch? And now, you're EVIL?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 08:59 PM (+1T7c)

I can't help it. I live in a Tim Hortons desert.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

320 Oh, I'm not making my case well, am I?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)

Oh, I'd say edged weapons, artisanal chlorine gas, and custom ordnance make quite a case!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (ftVQq)

321 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:04 PM (V+kmg)

Too many Devil-worshiping Papists though.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (Zu3d9)

322 32 If Colonel Sanders is running, I'm voting for him.

What's not to love?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 07:40 PM (oFCZn)

Daryl Hammond, who played Bill Clinton on SNL, is Colonel Sanders in KFC's new ads. Is this how Hillary will turn out black voters?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (nCKKS)

323 This is another wart on women!
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 16, 2015 07:30 PM (hCdMd)

Ein brestewarze!

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (+jijM)

324 I would like to hear the various candidates talk
about who they would appoint to Cabinet positions. You can learn a lot
about them that way.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

Moron Horde fantasy cabinet. Go.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (TEpA2)

325 Imma serious thinking about going and at least I'll
be able to spend many mellow HOURS at a Tim Horton's. That is some
beautiful country up there (don't think I'm going to the Winter Fest
though)!

Posted by: Hrothgar

I've actually been to the ORIGINAL Tim Horton's in Cochran, Ontario.

It's a way up north, and there was snow on the ground in April; it was not warm. Tim Horton himself was a hockey player, and I think he died in a drunk driving accident. There's a lot of drinking up north, and I think it's because of all the snow.

There's a big plaque on the wall that tells the whole Tim Horton story.

Snow, Tim Horton's (eh?) and drinking. That, in many ways, is the story of Canada. The Great White North.

Take off.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (+1T7c)

326 And now Bernie is going on about income inequality and corporate tax breaks.

This is red meat (or texturized vegetable protein) to a large swathe of pinkos, but it also appeals to regular folks.

He's like a really, really angry Norman Lear. I can't see him sitting across the table from Putin or Xi Jinping.

Ooh, he just said "YU-U-U-UGE tax breaks".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (jR7Wy)

327 Too many Devil-worshiping Papists though.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (Zu3d9)

Actually it's very...Protestant.

Gotta go to Quebec for le Catholiques.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (V+kmg)

328 Everything I know about Canada comes from one drunken high school ski trip and "The Trailer Park Boys". Fucking Leahy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (2cS/G)

329 293: The hottie Eva Green is in it but her boobies stay covered (if memory serves). She has awesome boobies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (NGd+i)

330 Is there no fake football tonight?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

331 We have a Bob Evans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (EMidB)

332 Moron Horde fantasy cabinet. Go.
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:06 PM (TEpA2)

Jim Inhofe: EPA

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (V+kmg)

333 Well you could try that gas at a Tim Horton's, see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:08 PM (hbrUV)

334 Allen West: SecDef

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:08 PM (V+kmg)

335 Bannion! Did you see my email?

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:08 PM (TEpA2)

336 Daryl Hammond, who played Bill Clinton on SNL, is Colonel Sanders in KFC's new ads. Is this how Hillary will turn out black voters?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane

Does Popeye's have a spokesman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 16, 2015 09:08 PM (W5DcG)

337
302 Can Newfies handle bag-pipes with their webbed fingers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (hbrUV)

No, they have to count their change with their penis.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (nCKKS)

338 Sarah Palin: Energy

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (V+kmg)

339 > Well, I've never been to a Tim Horton's.

Not missing anything. Tim Horton's are a canuk version of Dunkin Donuts. But worse.

Posted by: time to make the donuts at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (3kMVQ)

340 I'm still a big fan of the Maritimes.

Gorgeous. And completely unspoiled by New Jersey accents.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:04 PM (V+kmg)
I agree, the Maritimes is a lovely area. I had forgotten about the lack of Jersey accents, but that's just another plus!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (ftVQq)

341 Lemme see....I think I remember seeing a 10 gauge cane in the Hall of Pain....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (V+kmg)
---
I didn't think I allowed you to unzip the eye holes in your gimp mask. Hmmm.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (jR7Wy)

342 Jim Inhofe: EPA

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (V+kmg)

Yes. He'd shut it down and retire.

Sarah Palin for Interior.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (TEpA2)

343 Lest we allow our wishful thinking to cloud our judgement: the most likely scenario is that Hillary Clinton becomes president in 2016 no matter who the Rs nominate. The EC advantage and demographic (i.e tribal) advantages are so strong.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (Ypc8j)

344

Popeye's uses a black woman on TV. I think she's like the CEO or something. Or pretends to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical design at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (xUkfn)

345 Appoint Exxon as Secretary of the Interior.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (EMidB)

346 Allen West: SecDef
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:08 PM (V+kmg)
---

Allen West: Secretary of WAR.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)

347 Well, I've never been to a Tim Horton's.

Not missing anything. Tim Horton's are a canuk version of Dunkin Donuts. But worse.

Posted by: time to make the donuts at August 16, 2015 09:09 PM (3kMVQ)

*Shakes head*

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:11 PM (TEpA2)

348 Dear God, please don't make me listen to Bernie Sanders as Commander in Chief. That voice!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:11 PM (jR7Wy)

349 KC and LAA are playing on ESPN. There is a very hot brunette sitting right behind home plate, above the MLB.com sign. She is quite a distraction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 16, 2015 09:11 PM (NGd+i)

350 Mark Levin for Attorney General.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

351 "Gotta go to Quebec for le Catholiques."

Pea-soup Eaters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:12 PM (evvLu)

352 Allen West: Secretary of WAR.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)

Oh man....what I would give to go back to the original name of the Department

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:12 PM (V+kmg)

353 Pamela Gellar: Secretary of Awesome Rack Affairs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 16, 2015 09:12 PM (oZr5y)

354 Allen West: Secretary of WAR.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)

Not complaining mind you, but it seems the subscription form must have fallen out and I didn't get one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:12 PM (ftVQq)

355 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (V+kmg)

Interesting logical fallacy.

You thought I meant that a large number of Catholics was too many, when in fact any Catholics is too many.

We aim to rule the world; or have you forgotten?

The Protocols....read them!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (Zu3d9)

356 Kilts and Wool Skirts all over Canada.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (EMidB)

357 Jim Inhofe: EPA
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:07 PM (V+kmg)

****

I see that and raise you Sarah Palin for the position. She would cut like a fcuking knife and there would be the bonus of all that Leftist gray matter splattered everywhere.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (cygkw)

358 "*Shakes head*"

I know, right. Really more like a Starbucks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (evvLu)

359 Random names out of the phone book for the House, Senate and executive branch.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (Ypc8j)

360 Elizabeth Warren: Bureau of Indian Affairs

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

361 Lest we allow our wishful thinking to cloud our
judgement: the most likely scenario is that Hillary Clinton becomes
president in 2016 no matter who the Rs nominate. The EC advantage and
demographic (i.e tribal) advantages are so strong.

Posted by: Naes

Would you like to be known as Debbie Downer or Buzz Killington?

We're having fun tonight mocking people who don't have access to Tim Horton's.

I feel smug, because there's one within (long) walking distance, several more within easy driving distance, and one near work. I've been Tim Hortonized.

Take off.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 09:13 PM (+1T7c)

362 And Sean, whilst still in the mask, skates upon the lip of The Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (hbrUV)

363 Surgeon General: Ben Carson

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (ftVQq)

364 " when in fact any Catholics is too many."

Just though I'd copy and paste.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (evvLu)

365 Romney for Commerce or Treasury.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:15 PM (TEpA2)

366 344 Donnell Rawlings on Popeye's spokeswoman:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6WFcmLIgmcU

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 16, 2015 09:15 PM (nCKKS)

367 If you want Canada with good weather, go to Vancouver, Victoria, or wine country in the Okanagan. I'd go with the latter, which has weather so fine it grows citrus fruit and is wine country.
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:03 PM (TEpA2)

How did we let that get away? And we get New Mexico.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 16, 2015 09:15 PM (+jijM)

368 And Sean, whilst still in the mask, skates upon the lip of The Barrel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (hbrUV)

I spit at the barrel.

Fail safe closing tags FTW!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (V+kmg)

369 Sounds like Sean needs to properly introduce All Hail Eris, and moi, to Tim Horton's. But only if the Empress is around.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (hbrUV)

You will come to the MoMee next year.

Start saving your pennies.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:01 PM (V+kmg)
----
Anna, you need to write some lowest-common-denominator pop trash, STAT, and make some serious bank. You have to come to the next MoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (jR7Wy)

370 Pamela Gellar: Secretary of Awesome Rack Affairs

Posted by: Cicero

Pam Gellar, Under Secretary of State for Middle East Affairs.

Hahahahahahaha....gasp....hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (+1T7c)

371 I finally won the hearts and minds of the Black Lives Matter folks when I told them my dad was none other than the infamous 11 herbs & spices, Colonel Sanders.... talk about sweet surrender.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (+1gXS)

372 "And we get New Mexico."

Nothing wrong with New Mexico. I'd take it over, oh, 100% of Canuckistan.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (evvLu)

373 Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:15 PM (TEpA2)

Too old and too kind.

It's cruel....but we need a ballbusting prick for Treasury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (Zu3d9)

374 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdftB0L2JEc

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:17 PM (2cS/G)

375 Fail safe closing tags FTW!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (V+kmg)
Working with a net is beneath you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)

376 Anna, you need to write some lowest-common-denominator pop trash, STAT, and make some serious bank. You have to come to the next MoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (jR7Wy)

Seconded.

We can help cover the difference.

This years one was particularly enjoyable.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:17 PM (V+kmg)

377 Working with a net is beneath you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)

Yes, yes the net IS beneath me.

Which is why I'm not in the barrel.

Now fetch me a Negroni.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:18 PM (V+kmg)

378 Just though I'd copy and paste.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (evvLu)

For or against?

We make lists you know.......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:18 PM (Zu3d9)

379 Anna, you need to write some
lowest-common-denominator pop trash, STAT, and make some serious bank.
You have to come to the next MoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (jR7Wy)
Infuse it with Moron themes and your trip is assured!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:18 PM (ftVQq)

380 It's cruel....but we need a ballbusting prick for Treasury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (Zu3d9)

*sigh*

What I would give to see the signature of "Charlie Brown's Dildo" on every piece of U.S. paper currency for 4 years.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (V+kmg)

381 All Hail Eris, working on it! Editing and rewriting while still hanging out with the Horde.

It is terrifying to work off edits and rewrite things.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (hbrUV)

382 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:18 PM (V+kmg)

I love bitters, but Campari is just too much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (Zu3d9)

383 I thought Bernie Sandler was pretty funny in Happy Gilmore but most of his movies are the same basic plot. The lovable schlub thing wears thin after a while.

He might be okay in the Oval Office though.

Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (NeFrd)

384 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:18 PM (V+kmg)

I figured you'd catch that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (ftVQq)

385 Surgeon General: Ben Carson

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:14 PM (ftVQq)

***

Sure, right after he completes the restructuring and drastic downsizing of HHS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (2z4UX)

386 "We make lists you know......."

Well, I ain't Catholic, so. Do I have to go on a list?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (evvLu)

387 Carson for HHS or whatever. Surgeon general doesn't have enough power.

Cheney as Secretary of State. I want serious heads exploding.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (iA/+T)

388 Send the Federal Reserve to Gitmo and start issuing U.S. Dollars again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (EMidB)

389 If he doesn't get the nomination, Sanders could run as head of the Lemon Party.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (Ypc8j)

390 Cheney as Secretary of State. I want serious heads exploding.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (iA/+T)

Bolton. Or SecDef.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (TEpA2)

391 I love bitters, but Campari is just too much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (Zu3d9)

I'm using Neil Dewing's suggestion of Carpano Antica for the Vermouth, and it makes all the difference. Takes the overly bitter edge off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (V+kmg)

392 Worst thing is there are so few people I'd trust with any position in government, and I think all of them I might trust have already been named here!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)

393 @377 hubris thy name is Bannion

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 09:22 PM (2Ocf1)

394
Well, I ain't Catholic, so. Do I have to go on a list?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (evvLu)

*scribbles*

No. No. You're on this one now.

*does the two finger to the eyes and points thingy*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:22 PM (V+kmg)

395 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:19 PM (V+kmg)

Heh.....but if I were to be SecTreasury, we wouldn't print any more money for a very long time.

Well, the $5,000 bill with Kate Upton on it would be the one exception.

http://tinyurl.com/puc5p2e
NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (Zu3d9)

396 Sure, right after he completes the restructuring and drastic downsizing of HHS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 09:20 PM (2z4UX)
Good point, but I'd dual hat him and eliminate the SG office!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (ftVQq)

397 hubris thy name is Bannion
Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 09:22 PM (2Ocf1)

Well...you know how it goes.

First hubris, then nemesis.

Always.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (V+kmg)

398 @377 hubris thy name is Bannion

Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2015 09:22 PM (2Ocf1)

Yup. He married way above him.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (TEpA2)

399 Well, fcuk....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (evvLu)

400 388 Send the Federal Reserve to Gitmo and start issuing U.S. Dollars again.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:21 PM (EMidB)

So... Luap Nor for Federal Reserve Chairman?

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:24 PM (cbfNE)

401 Yup. He married way above him.
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (TEpA2)

You were taken.

*rimshot*

Thank you! I'll be here all week...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:24 PM (V+kmg)

402 So... Luap Nor for Federal Reserve Chairman?

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:24 PM (cbfNE)
All commerce must be conducted with SILVER DIMES!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (ftVQq)

403 Only Silver Dimes to be used as currency.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (EMidB)

404 First hubris, then nemesis.

Always.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:23 PM (V+kmg)

Promise?

Because in Obama's case I would wait a very long time for that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (Zu3d9)

405 Dang it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (EMidB)

406 Hey Bannion, I'm reading St. Augustine's "Confessions" and I'm digging it. I like a saint with a sordid past.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)

407
Dennis Miller - Press Secretary

or Mike Ditka

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (ODxAs)

408 Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:24 PM (V+kmg)

Dude, You are on a roll tonight!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq)

409 Ron Paul: Secretary of Water Fluoridation

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:26 PM (Ypc8j)

410 Hey Bannion, I'm reading St. Augustine's "Confessions" and I'm digging it. I like a saint with a sordid past.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)

And NOW you know why, when I came back to the Church, my confirmation saint was Augustine.

"Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but just not right now." - St Augustine of Hippo

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (V+kmg)

411 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)

ebook or hard copy? and if HC which version?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (ftVQq)

412
Education Dept. - The Angel of Death

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (ODxAs)

413 They need to add a Secretary of Napalm.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (EMidB)

414 The Kate Upton currency would fully justify 3D printing...

Moron themes? Well for that would need to research under the influence and alas my tolerance can be measured with a thimble.. so that is right out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (hbrUV)

415 409 Ron Paul: Secretary of Water Fluoridation
Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:26 PM (Ypc8j)

Hey! I already called dibs on him!

His son in charge of Homeland Sec.

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (cbfNE)

416 You were taken.

*rimshot*

Thank you! I'll be here all week...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:24 PM (V+kmg)

On the 8th Day, God created Mrs. Bannion.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (TEpA2)

417 Dude, You are on a roll tonight!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq)

I'm going to be on a roll in a minute, because Mrs. Bannion just got out of the shower.

Bow-kicka-wow-wow...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (V+kmg)

418 from Drudge: E'Dena Hines - stepgranddaughter of Morgan Freeman - has been stabbed to death, by her live-in boyfriend.

In an exorcism.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (AVEe1)

419 "Dennis Miller - Press Secretary"

Indubitably...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (evvLu)

420 Okay, I'm going to suggest Bruce Jenner for Sec'y of Transportation.

Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (NeFrd)

421 I'll have you know I marched on downtown Burlington during the civil rights movement in'63 hand in hand with that one black guy who lived in Vermont at the time.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 16, 2015 09:28 PM (+1gXS)

422 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (hbrUV)

You really should attend, even though it is a scary concept to be told you'll fit right in with the NoVA MoMee horde.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:29 PM (ftVQq)

423 We're not gonna buy an island, we're gonna buy the trailer park.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:29 PM (2cS/G)

424 "In an exorcism."

Read that. Weird. Chick didn't look 25 at all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 16, 2015 09:29 PM (evvLu)

425 stabbed to death, by her live-in boyfriend.

In an exorcism.

She was a debil!? You got her just in time, boy!

Posted by: The Judge from Idiocracy at August 16, 2015 09:30 PM (FcR7P)

426 Wait, is this the same Sanders who once wrote in a college thesis or something that every woman fantasizes about being gang raped?

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:30 PM (Ypc8j)

427 hand in hand with that one black guy who lived in Vermont at the time.

Hope you were able to get the paint off your hand.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (FcR7P)

428 "We're not gonna buy an island, we're gonna buy the trailer park."

Effing A!

Posted by: Ricky at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (evvLu)

429 You really should attend, even though it is a scary concept to be told you'll fit right in with the NoVA MoMee horde.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:29 PM (ftVQq)

We're unique, but adaptable.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (TEpA2)

430 Those male-identifying Democrats must be sexist.

Posted by: Mindy at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (dg8OI)

431 Doesn't sound like they were doing it right.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (EMidB)

432
I like the drudge pic looking like bill clinton going to give obama the back hand.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (ODxAs)

433 If Bernie wins, I nominate my MiL for the job where the old biddy sits at the table in the Peoples Apartment building.
Logging and noting the arrival and departure of people.
And if they were having impure thoughts against the Party.

She would soooo love that job!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 16, 2015 09:32 PM (VPLuQ)

434 Booze talk! I'm enjoying Luxardo maraschino cherries (which are primo, tho stemless) bathing in Grey Goose Cherry Noir vodka (which is appalling, but, booze).

What is the best vermouth for martinis? I'm not one of those "wave the bottle over the glass" super-arid martini fans. I want some botanical snap to it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)

435 Ron Paul: Secretary of Water Fluoridation

Doesn't he really want the top spot at the US Mint?

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2015 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

436 I didn't know Planned Parenthood was doing exorcisms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:33 PM (EMidB)

437 It's the way of the road, Bubbles, the way of the road.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:33 PM (2cS/G)

438 Dennis Miller - Press Secretary

or Mike Ditka
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 16, 2015 09:25 PM (ODxAs)

Ditka.

Posted by: Todd Swerski, on heart attack #34 at August 16, 2015 09:34 PM (yMVjf)

439 If she's not on the ticket, what cabinet post would Carly Fiorina be best in?

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)

440 Not loading good anymore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:34 PM (EMidB)

441 Is Newfoundland the one that had all that bad stuff happen at once?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:00 PM (EMidB)

If you call serving a fried double-thick slice of boloney as a "steak", and serving province bottled rum combined with cod kissing to be bad stuff, then yes.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2015 09:35 PM (3pRHP)

442 373 Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:15 PM (TEpA2)

Too old and too kind.

It's cruel....but we need a ballbusting prick for Treasury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:16 PM (Zu3d9)

Karl Denninger. Bam.

Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

443 If she's not on the ticket, what cabinet post would Carly Fiorina be best in?

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:34 PM (cbfNE)

Treasury or Commerce.

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:35 PM (TEpA2)

444 ManBearPig Czar.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (EMidB)

445 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)

#1 Carpano Bianco
#2 Cocchi

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (Zu3d9)

446 If you call serving a fried double-thick slice of
boloney as a "steak", and serving province bottled rum combined with cod
kissing to be bad stuff, then yes.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2015 09:35 PM (3pRHP)

I like Screech!

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (TEpA2)

447 ebook or hard copy? and if HC which version?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:27 PM (ftVQq)
---
Dead trees Signet Classics translation by Rex Warner.

I downloaded an e-version of the complete works of Augie and there was NO table of contents. You have to page through blind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

448 I like the drudge pic looking like bill clinton going to give obama the back hand.

Does Bill play left-handed, too? He's probably doing his darnedest to get Obama to keep it near the fairway.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2015 09:37 PM (FcR7P)

449 There i another term for men who are democrats. Women

Posted by: Sho Nuff at August 16, 2015 09:37 PM (GyLbC)

450 404 First hubris, then nemesis.

First pillage, then burn. I'm amazed at how many morons still get this wrong. And that's with taking out rape to keep it simple.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 16, 2015 09:37 PM (+jijM)

451
There i another term for men who are democrats. Women

Posted by: Sho Nuff at August 16, 2015 09:37 PM (GyLbC)

Darling, you may have problem here...

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:38 PM (TEpA2)

452 Those male-identifying Democrats must be ~~sexist~~ pajama boys or pre-op trannies.

Posted by: Mindy at August 16, 2015 09:31 PM (dg8OI)

Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2015 09:38 PM (8zCR+)

453 If you burn first, then there's nothing left to pillage.

If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

See how this works?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 09:39 PM (+1T7c)

454 Only a mendicant would burn before looting.

Posted by: Groo the Wanderer at August 16, 2015 09:39 PM (EMidB)

455 Claire McCaskill was on some show today saying everything is a witch hunt against Hillary! The weird thing is that she had this fake brave smile as she repeated the talking points over and over but the throbbing of the veins and arteries in her rigid neck muscles was spectacular.
Ditto everywhere else. The media are all good little parrots but even they hate defending the queen.
God, what horrible little scary lives they must have. No wonder their children are all on heroin.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 16, 2015 09:40 PM (XMNli)

456 We have an ONT

Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:40 PM (TEpA2)

457 ONT all your reprobates and Morons... but I repeat myself.

Corgis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2015 09:40 PM (hbrUV)

458 I downloaded an e-version of the complete works of Augie and there was NO table of contents. You have to page through blind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)
Thanks, that no table of contents is a real pain if you are trying to study something, fluff works just fine on ebook.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:40 PM (ftVQq)

459 Only a mendicant would burn before looting.

Posted by: Groo the Wanderer

If Black Lives Matter can be trained in this, I think that anyone can be trained thusly.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 16, 2015 09:40 PM (+1T7c)

460 It's better to marry than to burn.
Saint someone or the other said that.

Posted by: @votermom at August 16, 2015 09:41 PM (cbfNE)

461 Ted Nugent, Head of BATFE

Sarahcuda, Interior

Ben Carson, Surgeon General

Mark Levin, Attorney General

Sheriff Joe Arpio, ICE

Ted Cruz, V.P. & President of the Senate

Vacancies needing nominations.

Dept of Education. Someone who can get a hold of it, fire the commies, reverse the trends, and then at the end of eight years, see to it's dissolution. Who stands out for this post, Horde?

Dept. of Energy. Should be rolled back into Interior within eight years, under the auspices of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Let's get some nukes BUILT, as well as Keystone, etc.

Dept. of Transportation. Kill all the "light rail" and "high speed rail", at least at the Federal and Federal Subsidy levels. Develop the Interstate Highway System to more closely resemble real Autobahns out in the open country. Build real roads that real people will use, real productively, and not "mASS transportation" of the sheeple.

Find some competent developer who can deliver a modernized Air Traffic Control system, without the Govt. screwing up the works. I'd consider tasking it to FedEx and UPS Air....let them hire the subs and get a real system that works for all levels of air transportation, including the lightest General Aviation aircraft, without bias.

Dept. of ~~Defense~~ War. Gen. Mark Mattis. With his artillery, if you please.

Department of Agriculture. Willie Nelson. (I keeed I keeed!)

Those are who I can think of on short notice. Oh, and Jerry Miculek for head of the CMP. heh.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 16, 2015 09:41 PM (McRlu)

462 "There i another term for men who are democrats"

Yes, but the word would get me banned. On an unrelated note, I could go for a British cigarette right now.

Posted by: Naes at August 16, 2015 09:41 PM (Ypc8j)

463 First pillage, then burn. I'm amazed at how many morons still get this wrong. And that's with taking out rape to keep it simple.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 16, 2015 09:37 PM (+jijM)

****

Pillage and then burn, so you can rape by romantic fire light. Really helps set the mood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 16, 2015 09:42 PM (1eYr7)

464 Thees Bernie Sanders, I hope I don't scare him and he run away from me like black people when I undo the top button on my shirt.....

Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 16, 2015 09:42 PM (+1gXS)

465 I'm betting a month's (pension) salary that Huma or Mills or someone equally close meets a tragic accident before this is over. Probably a small plane crash. That's the '90s intel community way.

Posted by: Daybrother at August 16, 2015 09:44 PM (XMNli)

466 Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (TEpA2)

"The Old Black Rum"

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 16, 2015 09:45 PM (ftVQq)

467 Really nice meeting you cocksuckers, ...Gimme a call but be really cool on the phone, okay?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:48 PM (2cS/G)

468 I have TPB running in random order in a different window. The lines without the scenes are almost better than the show.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 16, 2015 09:50 PM (2cS/G)

469 I like Screech!
Posted by: Vendette at August 16, 2015 09:36 PM (TEpA2)

I like all sorts of rum. Do you like kissing cod? What about fish sticks, do you like fish sticks?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 16, 2015 09:52 PM (3pRHP)

470 Bobby Jindal should get a cabinet post.

And AlextheChick and EOJ as the Justify Not Only Your Job But Your Existence Federal Jobs Committee.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 16, 2015 09:53 PM (oFCZn)

471 My Hillary action figure is building a model of the White House with her aol floppies.

Posted by: chad at August 16, 2015 09:55 PM (MQEz6)

472 I'm betting a month's (pension) salary that Huma or Mills or someone
equally close meets a tragic accident before this is over. Probably a
small plane crash. That's the '90s intel community way.

***

Word.

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at August 16, 2015 11:40 PM (g2DAI)

473 Lets revisit those polls after Rep. Trey Gowdy (R., S.C.) pushes the subject even further. Maybe some time in October.

I'm convinced that Obama has all but destroyed the Democratic party, the rise of Bernie Sanders is the perfect example. The hard core left is pushing the party to the point of no return.

To even consider the idea that the voters are going to let Bill back in to the White House is Hubris at its finest. Which reminds me they will stick with her unto the last...

Posted by: Frodus at August 17, 2015 12:22 AM (7OAjN)

474 The dems have two old white people as frontrunners but the reps are supposed to be the party of old white people. Anyone up for a little irony?

Posted by: Dave K at August 17, 2015 01:24 AM (v76nC)

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