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FBI Source Tells NY Post: The Probe of Hillary Clinton is "Definitely Criminal"

Well, you know, despite Team Hillary's spin -- the FBI kind of specializes in criminal investigations, you know.

They don't do civil investigations very often.


Story here.

The FBI investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s unsecured e-mail account is not just a fact-finding venture — it’s a criminal probe, sources told The Post on Wednesday.

The feds are investigating to what extent Clinton relied on her home server and other private devices to send and store classified documents, according to a federal source with knowledge of the inquiry.

"It's definitely a criminal probe," said the source. "I'm not sure why they’re not calling it a criminal probe."

Her ludicrous spin -- and the even more ludicrous efforts of the Democrat National Media to credit this spin as plausible -- is, well, ludicrous, for one thing.

For another thing, it's ludicrous.

Posted by: Ace at 10:22 PM




Comments

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1 If you think a criminal indictment is ever going to be handed down you're dreaming

Posted by: Kreplach at August 05, 2015 10:23 PM (WVvzl)

2 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 05, 2015 10:24 PM (xSCb6)

3 Or something like that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 05, 2015 10:24 PM (xSCb6)

4 Ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Y-not at August 05, 2015 10:24 PM (RWGcK)

5 Seems that Obama is siccing his Lynch mob on her.

Need moar popcorn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:24 PM (zyIlW)

6 NOW NOW DON'T BE SUCH A HARDLINER TOWARDS POOR HILLARY!! WE WOULDN'T WANT TO SCARE AWAY THE WOMEN'S VOTE!!

Posted by: JOHN KASICH!! at August 05, 2015 10:25 PM (2XMpf)

7 And yeah, this is only going to end in clearing her of all charges.


She'll have a clean bill of criminal health.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 05, 2015 10:25 PM (xSCb6)

8 Seems both the DNC and GOP are imploding.

Then again, it just seems that way.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:26 PM (zyIlW)

9 Silly Republicans. Laws are for the little people. Only Republican Presidential candidates get indicted.

Posted by: PC at August 05, 2015 10:26 PM (PEqlJ)

10 G'nite kids.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 05, 2015 10:26 PM (q20+R)

11 Arrrggghhh! You leave Hillary alone!!! She's a great American and my leader!

Posted by: Former Candidate Jeb Bush at August 05, 2015 10:26 PM (oTIO6)

12 Niters DG

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:26 PM (zyIlW)

13 Totally ludicrith!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (4SpVz)

14 @6 I think El Jebs managing that quite nicely after his most recent comments.

Is their nothing the Bush family doesn't f-ck up?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (WVvzl)

15 The heat is on......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (IetE/)

16 I'm getting a woody.

Posted by: Hard Liner at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (BO/km)

17 Does Vegas have odds on an indictment?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (2wfWs)

18 If we had an actual opposition party in this country, they would all be busily pointing out that the evil criminal mastermind Martha Stewart did hard time in the federal pen for offenses that are far, far less serious than the ones of which Hillary Clinton has been accused.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (noWW6)

19 She'll like prison. There are a lot of lesbians there.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (vaR50)

20 maybe they investigate and not press criminal charges as it's just thiiiiis close to criminal. but not.

then hilary says "see, nothing there whatsoever"

Posted by: steinmetz at August 05, 2015 10:28 PM (CrYC8)

21 16 I'm getting a woody.
Posted by: Hard Liner at August 05, 2015 10:27 PM (BO/km)

Actually it's called premature ejaculation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:28 PM (2wfWs)

22 Huma and I will wait for you Hillary! Don't let the Big House destroy your noble spirit!

Posted by: Former Candidate Jeb Bush at August 05, 2015 10:28 PM (oTIO6)

23 How much dirt does Hillary have on Obama?

Would any of it matter? To anyone?

Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:28 PM (S6zmj)

24 She's not going to do any time, but the DNC will be doing their damnedest in finding someone to replace her.

Biden to the rescue?

Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:29 PM (zyIlW)

25 Criminal investigations, subpoenas under penalty of perjury, lies and obfuscation...

...What can't she do!

Hillary! 2016. Because I'm Clinton All The Way Down!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at August 05, 2015 10:29 PM (OQ9R7)

26 At last .... the skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clover the night I looked at you

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 05, 2015 10:29 PM (F+xWX)

27 "Seems both the DNC and GOP are imploding."

The two wings of the Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party.

At a time when damn near 70% of the electorate tell pollsters they think the country is "on the wrong track" -- the country that the two wings of the Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party have been in charge of since forever.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:29 PM (noWW6)

28 Probably as much dirt on him as he has on her.

Definitely going to need more popcorn.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:30 PM (zyIlW)

29 "Does Vegas have odds on an indictment?"


Does Vegas have odds of a mention on CNN or MSNBC?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:30 PM (IetE/)

30 Serve a search warrant; maybe they can find dirt on our disbarred and impeached ex-presnit as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2015 10:30 PM (jPlFu)

31 At some point the actual news people have to cover this, right?

Posted by: Bluedog803 at August 05, 2015 10:30 PM (DjcIp)

32 I will bet you $10,000 that nothing comes of this.

Posted by: MittBot2012, now 10% less severely conservative at August 05, 2015 10:30 PM (AkOaV)

33 Laws are for little people.

That's you, by the way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 05, 2015 10:31 PM (bLnSU)

34 This is promising to be the most entertaining and depressing primary in U.S. history.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 05, 2015 10:31 PM (mhkbv)

35 So, I guess this answers the question of whether Obama wants Biden to run or not.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2015 10:31 PM (kTF2Z)

36 Pretty sure nothing will come of it.

But in the meantime...

*munchmunch*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:31 PM (zyIlW)

37 I must be brave. The Most Interesting Man In The World is my guide in these times of trouble.

Posted by: Former Candidate Jeb Bush at August 05, 2015 10:32 PM (oTIO6)

38 Hey look, I was just following orders.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's IT Guy at August 05, 2015 10:32 PM (DjcIp)

39 She is the female John Gotti with less class. Nothing will stick to that skank. For shizzle my dizzle.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 10:32 PM (ucDmr)

40 Look, Hillary has survived WAY way worse then this.

And if this does become "a thing" it's only because the media is willing to go balls to the wall for someone else and wants to dump Hillary early.

Not any kind of real victory.

That's the power of the media, and the Clinton political machine.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:33 PM (AkOaV)

41 Nothing will happen to Cankles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (2wfWs)

42 29 >>
"Does Vegas have odds on an indictment?"

No, but the London bookies have odds on all the candidates; Hillary! is the prohibitive favorite at 10:11 odds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (jPlFu)

43

Dear Hillary:

Guess how this turns out.

Posted by: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (kdS6q)

44 About time the bitch got her's.

Posted by: B. Clinton at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (IetE/)

45 There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity!

Posted by: Big Daddy at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (9mTYi)

46 ..."That's you, by the way."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 05, 2015 10:31 PM (bLnSU)

I'm not that little, but I obey the law.

...for the most-part.

...now.

...the ones I know of, that is.

*puts down shovel*



Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (OQ9R7)

47 Get ready for this lay-up of sexy, guys.

I'm like a brotha' to those brotha's with other motha's.

Posted by: Kasich, bringing teh sexy back at August 05, 2015 10:34 PM (wZ2hu)

48 John Gotti did time.

Posted by: navybrat at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (JgC5a)

49 *munchmunch*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August

Too loud. Passes more butter & salt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (2wfWs)

50 Orange Is The New Clinton.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (wKcQA)

51 Team Obama doesn't want Hillery to be nominated. Otherwise, this would not be an issue. Criminal, or otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (Dj0WE)

52 I don't smell anything suspicious.

Posted by: The Huma Centipede at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (DtNNC)

53 Airpopped.

Moar healthy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (zyIlW)

54 Nothing will happen to Cankles
Posted by: Misanthropic
---------------

It will all be cleared up. Just a 'misunderstanding', which harmed no one, so, shut up tea partiers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (9mTYi)

55 If Hillary! gets indicted, I propose that in lieu of the Flaming Skull this gif be used:


http://tinyurl.com/o28qrtd

Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (nL0sw)

56 The VRWC FBI.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (oVJmc)

57 Do we have an extradition treaty with Pedo Island?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (awspb)

58 1. kreplach: you nailed right out the gate.

so, we're back to:

doom

alcohol

shopping?

Posted by: steinmetz at August 05, 2015 10:36 PM (CrYC8)

59 Not a smidgeon...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (9mTYi)

60 This is like a 3 out of 10 on the scale of "Shit the Clintons Get away with"

I really wouldn't get my hopes up that anything will happen.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (AkOaV)

61 "I'm like a brotha' to those brotha's with other motha's."
- Posted by: Kasich

No. No, you're not. You're an old-timey Democrat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (OQ9R7)

62 >>Look, Hillary has survived WAY way worse then this.

No, actually I don't think she has. She's had a lot of shady shit in her past but nothing that looks like selling our national secrets to the highest bidder. I'm old enough to remember when this was called treason.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (OGm46)

63 How much dirt does Hillary have on Obama?

Would any of it matter? To anyone?

Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:28 PM (S6zmj)

***

This is fun to watch, ValJar taking down Clinton and all, but this Scrunt will never even see the inside of a Court Room for this, jever mind a well deserved cell and a bright orange Pantsuit.

They have decided to take her out of the race. To your point, she can not damage the Media Mocha Messiah. It will simply not be allowed.

He has seen the cash potential of the Clinton Global Crime Foundation, and will form his own that will make these 2 Felons look like pikers. Hill/Bill must be neutralized before this can happen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (cygkw)

64 There's no appearance of wrongdoing, which is the Dem standard, right? Right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (9mTYi)

65 Or perhaps this one:

http://tinyurl.com/nd76v5c

Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (nL0sw)

66 One warning: Hillary is angry right now so, if she asks, don't go to the park with her. Bad things happen at the park.

Posted by: Former Candidate Jeb Bush at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (oTIO6)

67 53 Airpopped.

Moar healthy.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August

Healthy? Now I have the sadz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:38 PM (2wfWs)

68 48: Only because Sammy Bull ratted on him and the dumb fuck got recorded talking in a building. Hillary will dispose of all rats and never talk.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 10:38 PM (ucDmr)

69
Will the nearly-unbelievable security exposure involved here get attention, regardless of the outcome of the criminal probe?

It is stunning - even years into territory where almost nothing that happens seems possible - that we're talking about a "presidential" candidate who could be more potentially compromised than one of our reckless pervert ambassadors (career or political).

It's something out ofa bad international thriller plot. And it's real.

And this pathetic, degraded, lost country would ever consider this repulsive unfit sleazebag for president? Wordless here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 05, 2015 10:38 PM (QDnY+)

70 Test:

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at August 05, 2015 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)

71 "Airpopped. Moar healthy."

Butter is healthy!

Interested parties may start with Nina Teicholz's _The Big Fat Surprise_.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:38 PM (noWW6)

72 Civil, criminal...WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!?!

Posted by: Hill-dawg sans snuke at August 05, 2015 10:39 PM (wZ2hu)

73 el linko es no bueno, Country Singer

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 05, 2015 10:39 PM (KCxzN)

74 You know, I just can't even allow myself to think about Hillary ending up in jail (dabs eye). We're both busy people, and don't see each other as often as most couples, but the time we spend together is special (bites lip). I just don't know what I'd do with myself if I knew she was locked up in jail for 12-18 months.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 05, 2015 10:39 PM (mhkbv)

75
So I see it as 2 possible things; either this investigation is a scam to "clear her of all possible wrongdoing" or it is obama twisting the knife.

I know not which one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2015 10:39 PM (ODxAs)

76 Damn. I'll be on a pursuit of the Lost Ampersands.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) T at August 05, 2015 10:40 PM (OQ9R7)

77 Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (OGm46)

her husband lied under oath while president and under advice from lawyers, was accused of rape by multiple women, was accused of (and eventually admitted to after forensic evidence arose showing that he lied when he originally denied) having a weird and wildly inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19 year old girl while he was president of the united states, including penetrating said girl with a cigar.

And despite all of that, the Clintons are rockstars in the D party and the culture at large.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:40 PM (AkOaV)

78 I know not which one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---------------

I'm inclined to believe the former..., convert it into 'old news'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 10:40 PM (9mTYi)

79 "There's no appearance of wrongdoing, which is the Dem standard, right? Right?"


I'm not getting my hopes up too high, but, private server handling government email in direct violation of federal law.

It's sorta something. For a Democrat that is.

Posted by: B. Clinton at August 05, 2015 10:41 PM (IetE/)

80
75
So I see it as 2 possible things; either this investigation is a scam to "clear her of all possible wrongdoing" or it is obama twisting the knife.

I know not which one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2015 10

Bill should take her across the border. Fast & Furious 2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:41 PM (2wfWs)

81

They are doing this to exonerate her prior to the election


That is all

Posted by: ThunderB at August 05, 2015 10:41 PM (zOTsN)

82 Kasich? Bob Dole at least had some name recognition. Bob Dole had clout. Bob Dole........ am I hard yet?

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 05, 2015 10:41 PM (DtNNC)

83 He (Obama) has seen the cash potential of the Clinton Global Crime Foundation, and will form his own that will make these 2 Felons look like pikers. Hill/Bill must be neutralized before this can happen.

I see your point, but Hillary was apparently selling favorable treatment as Secretary of State, and as potential Presidential Candidate.

What is Obama going to sell? His negotiating skills? His diplomacy?

Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (S6zmj)

84
Not only is she doing all this illegal shit, she is doing it using the internet, the telephone, the fax, which makes her open to wire fraud charges.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (iQIUe)

85 Sock. Off.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (IetE/)

86 Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2015 10:37 PM (OGm46)

not to mention her subprime mortgage scam / elderly housing swindle that she and her husband co-ran in arkansas.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

87 I don't really dig popcorn, so this bag of cheese puffs will have to do.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (mx5oN)

88 I'm particularly happy to see they're interested in the thumb drive full of her emails that she gave to her lawyer after printing out 55,000 pages of emails and dumping theme on the State Dept.

Apparently investigators would like to know how the thumb drive is secured, etc.

Even when she thinks she's being oh-so-clever she's a total fcuk up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (NOIQH)

89 Don't worry Hillary. The FBI won't find anything.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (oTIO6)

90 ...and the Travel Office.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

91 Not only is she doing all this illegal shit, she is doing it using the internet, the telephone, the fax, which makes her open to wire fraud charges.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (iQIUe)

If you or I were doing 1/10th of what Hillary and Bill have been doing for 50 years, we'd have been indicted on every charge imaginable by now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (AkOaV)

92 el linko es no bueno, Country Singer

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 05, 2015 10:39 PM (KCxzN)



Weird, it's working for me.

For those that can't open it, it's a flaming breakdancer.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (nL0sw)

93 I think she is doing more than just violating security laws, she's operating a slush fund.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (iQIUe)

94 >>her husband lied under oath

Hill ain't Bill. Nobody really likes this shrew save for a few middle aged groupies in pants suits. Her poll number have already been sinking like a rock and Bernie frigging Sanders is threatening to pass her already.

She's in real trouble, at least politically. If that's all we get out of this, an end to the Clinton's, I'll settle for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (OGm46)

95 This will be used against her the way Perry's indictments are used against him. And he didn't even do anything wrong. Can I get a Hilldabeast mugshot baby?!?!

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (/22Vh)

96 So bill clinton called trump before he ran.


Brought to you by wapo and costa.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


Why, i'd say, it's almost as if they're setting up the attack questions for tomorrow.

But of course. Btw dc whispers blog is reporting that many mega donors have issued orders to take trump out, rubio especially was pressured.


But yeah, let's wory about a wapo psops piece bc purity!!!

"Who's doing the raping?"

Trump
2016

Posted by: Prescient11 at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (gBc+x)

97 Who is Attorney General at the moment?
How many GOP senators signed off on her?
Nothing will happen.

Posted by: navybrat at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (JgC5a)

98 Senator, we are like family. And I always watch out for my family.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (oTIO6)

99 What is Obama going to sell? His negotiating skills? His diplomacy?
Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (S6zmj)

His dick, sweet dick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (2wfWs)

100 If we still had a legitimate justice system the Clintons would be prosecuted under RICO. But, never happen.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

101 I know not which one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---------------

I'm inclined to believe the former..., convert it into 'old news'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 10:40 PM (9mTYi)


Ask yourself one question: What does Team Obama think of her?


Then a second question: When have you ever seen the Obama camp do anything that wasn't for their own personal gain?


Third question: What do they possibly have to gain from her winning this election?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (Dj0WE)

102 Apparently investigators would like to know how the thumb drive is secured, etc.

Even when she thinks she's being oh-so-clever she's a total fcuk up.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:43 PM (NOIQH)

If all of her emails are on that thumb drive (which I highly doubt), then isn't her lawyer holding stolen classified government documents right now without proper clearance?

Yeah. Like I said, if any of us did this -- SWAT raid in the middle of the night, with our dog getting shot.

Hillary Clinton? No biggie.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (AkOaV)

103 I don't think Hillary! is worried about the FBI and classification of documents. She'll plea out of that in some sort of compromise indicating ignorance of confusing law.

Now, if the IRS turned its guns on her, that would be something. Hillary! losing her graft money and getting sent to the poor house would simply crush her. I mean, what's the point of The Clinton Foundation Crime Syndicate if you can't keep the spoils? All that delicate and savvy work to set up the enterprise and, poof, it's gone?

Hillary! fears poverty.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (1CroS)

104 What is Obama going to sell? His negotiating skills? His diplomacy?

His fellatio skills at truck stops around the world.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (mx5oN)

105 >>Not only is she doing all this illegal shit, she is doing it using the internet, the telephone, the fax, which makes her open to wire fraud charges.


Oooh, good point!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (NOIQH)

106 I know not which one.

=====

both sides are known for cutthroat politics, sometimes literally.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (F+xWX)

107 So using a personal email account to avoid FOIA disclosures is OK but a full blown personal home server is not.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (ktt8p)

108 no way it goes anywhere. that's just not the arc this country is on, unless they replace her w/ Bill Ayers or Kermit Gosnell, then it might make sense

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (7RXcs)

109 For those that can't open it, it's a flaming breakdancer.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015

Worked for me 2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (2wfWs)

110
Who is Attorney General at the moment? How many GOP senators signed off on her?Nothing will happen.
Posted by: navybrat



Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (kdS6q)

111 It is ludicrous, and if she were polling well the ludicrous excuse would suffice.

The only reason they are going after her is because it appears as if her campaign is imploding and she won't step aside without this push.

If she continues to perform abysmally, and she refuses to step aside, she'll go down criminally.

If she continues to poll poorly but gracefully steps aside the investigation will ultimately uncover no wrongdoing.

If her numbers somehow rebound, the investigation will clear her of all crimes.

DC is rotten, the Dem's are even more rotten, and everything to the left is politics, everything.

Posted by: myasenchok@gmail.com at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (CLfqv)

112 Not the Hill to die on, FBI.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (4SpVz)

113 "she's operating a slush fund."


That's kinda obvious.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (IetE/)

114 Hmmm, the more I think about it, maybe it should be a flaming breakdancer in a pudding cup.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015 10:45 PM (nL0sw)

115 Lying about dorking a fat intern is a bit different that selling out our national security for some benjamins, not to mention being compromised from a security standpoint is vastly different.

Her as president, with China, Russia, Iran, and God knows who else with blackmail on their mind, with all the goods on her...

Yeah, I'm sure there are some folks that wake up in a cold sweat imagining that.

I've had soldiers lose their security clearances for doing dumb shit like sticking a thumbdrive into a NIPR/SIPRnet machine.

This isn't nothing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (zyIlW)

116 51 Team Obama doesn't want Hillery to be nominated. Otherwise, this would not be an issue. Criminal, or otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (Dj0WE)


Yep. Apparently all those inside baseball articles about the Clintons and Obamas hating each other are true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (oFCZn)

117 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (KCxzN)

118 Saw her on the news again claiming her email server was totes secure because it was "guarded by the Secret Service."

As if the only way to access it would be to stop by here house in Chappaqua. How can someone be that dumb?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (NOIQH)

119 It's Ludicrous!

Posted by: Mike "Nibbles" Tyson at August 05, 2015 10:47 PM (ord+p)

120 It's right about now that we need to invent another award for Hillary!

How about "Philanthropist of the Decade"? Can we swing that?

Posted by: Jeb! The Electable at August 05, 2015 10:47 PM (1CroS)

121 >>She's in real trouble, at least politically. If that's all we get out of this, an end to the Clinton's, I'll settle for it.

This.

Its the slow drip . . .drip . . .dripping of more and more scandals, slimy behavior, etc. None of this is going to go away soon, *especially* because the Clintons always take the stance of stonewalling.

Where as three months ago, none of the Dems were brave enough to even challenge her royal highness, now they sense weakness. Even if they don't beat her to the nomination (which is seeming more probable every day) just having to fight for the nomination is probably going to hurt her.

Posted by: looking closely at August 05, 2015 10:47 PM (hoiM7)

122 White wash privilege

Posted by: ThunderB at August 05, 2015 10:47 PM (zOTsN)

123 Have no fear my cankled beauty. I will swoop in to save you.

Posted by: Paolo Kasich at August 05, 2015 10:47 PM (HstNY)

124 Unless Obama wants Biden and this is his hit on cankles

Posted by: ThunderB at August 05, 2015 10:48 PM (zOTsN)

125 Lizzy: "As if the only way to access it would be to stop by here house in Chappaqua. How can someone be that dumb?"

She isn't. She's hoping you are.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 05, 2015 10:48 PM (1CroS)

126 I see your point, but Hillary was apparently selling favorable treatment as Secretary of State, and as potential Presidential Candidate.

What is Obama going to sell? His negotiating skills? His diplomacy?
Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:42 PM (S6zmj)

***

Think both Sharpton and Jesse Jackson amped up to Eleventy!. He will become a racial and social shakedown artist like we have never witnessed. It is his background and mindset.

Woe to to Organization of any kind that does not pay to meet with his seal of approval.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 05, 2015 10:48 PM (2z4UX)

127 Biden and Trump.

pleasepleasepleaseplease.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:48 PM (zyIlW)

128 "her husband lied under oath while president and under advice from lawyers, was accused of rape by multiple women, was accused of (and eventually admitted to after forensic evidence arose showing that he lied when he originally denied) having a weird and wildly inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19 year old girl while he was president of the united states, including penetrating said girl with a cigar."

To which add:

-- Her husband having had to surrender his law license as a result of said lies under oath (proven perjury by officers of the court being regarded by the bar as an especially serious matter)

-- Her husband having actually tried to argue all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court that a federal law regarding discovery proceedings in sexual harassment cases, a law which HE PERSONALLY HAD SIGNED AS PRESIDENT, did not apply to him, a novel legal theory rejected 9 to 0 by the Supremes

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:48 PM (noWW6)

129 Andrew McCarthy at NRO weighs in on Hillary! and the amount of trouble she might be in; she potentially did much more than mishandle classified documents:

http://tinyurl.com/q96e9xy

Worst case scenario imho -- Biden gets in, Cankles pulls out, TFG pardons her.

In other words she never sees a jail cell. That's a pipe dream.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (jPlFu)

130 Saw her on the news again claiming her email server was totes secure because it was "guarded by the Secret Service."

As if the only way to access it would be to stop by here house in Chappaqua. How can someone be that dumb?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (NOIQH)




And not a peep from the lefties that made fun of McCain for not using email because of his arm.

(Not defending McCain, just noting the hypocrisy)

Posted by: Country Singer at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (nL0sw)

131 107 So using a personal email account to avoid FOIA disclosures is OK but a full blown personal home server is not.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 05, 2015 10:44 PM (ktt8p)

No, none of it is okay as per a strict reading of the law, which is the reading the government uses when they want to go after a nobody, and not a clinton (or lois lerner), who gets the widest possible latitude in reading the law. Every email sent or received relating to her job as SOS needs to be on a .gov email address, and no SOS related emails can be sent from anything other than a .gov email address.

This is all shit junior employees (and contractors) that work for the government worry about getting fired over.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (AkOaV)

132 "So using a personal email account to avoid FOIA disclosures is OK but a full blown personal home server is not."


That's the big, hanging matzo ball here. A server was installed in her house for the express purpose of handling government and private email via various private email accounts. The State Department did that? Their IT went out and did all that? Hillary never knew about it?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (IetE/)

133 Does Ace have a tip-jar...? 'cause that shitstorm was $$. Hell, I want to see it again. Really Ace, your crew, well anything I write will read as sarc, (and I'm not being sarc) but Lordy, imma have a drink now too! Also Luntz and his focus group can GTH.

Posted by: rivahgurl at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (YeHHx)

134 Biden gets in, Cankles pulls out

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2015 10:50 PM (mx5oN)

135 118
Saw her on the news again claiming her email server was totes secure because it was "guarded by the Secret Service."
===

Its a Clintonian lie, sort of like the definition of the word "is" or "sex", etc.

Yeah, nobody was going to physically break into her place of residence and walk out with the server. In fact, that would be COUNTERPRODUCTIVE for foreign intelligence, because then it would just be replaced and/or secured, and they'd lose all FUTURE access to it.

Its the electronic/internet security that's important (duh). Hilary knows this. . .as does everyone else. . .she's just continuing to play "stupid grandmother" here.



Posted by: looking closely at August 05, 2015 10:50 PM (hoiM7)

136 Team Obama doesn't want Hillery to be nominated. Otherwise, this would not be an issue. Criminal, or otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:35 PM (Dj0WE)


Yep. Apparently all those inside baseball articles about the Clintons and Obamas hating each other are true.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM (oFCZn)


Yeah, we sometimes have to guess at shadows, but if you start with the assumption that NOTHING we see publicly is the truth, and that their rotten motives cause damage to each other that occasionally gets exposed enough to see, then I think we have to conclude Team Obama is scoring points here. Fatal? Who knows, but they are hitting home.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:51 PM (Dj0WE)

137 Think both Sharpton and Jesse Jackson amped up to Eleventy!. He will become a racial and social shakedown artist like we have never witnessed. It is his background and mindset.

Woe to to Organization of any kind that does not pay to meet with his seal of approval.{/i]

That is one of my nightmares. He brags about not going away, about staying in Washington.

Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:51 PM (S6zmj)

138 "pleasepleasepleaseplease."



Let's do this thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:51 PM (IetE/)

139 Posted by: rivahgurl at August 05, 2015 10:49 PM (YeHHx)

upperish left corner on the main page. Where it says "donate here" in big letters.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:51 PM (AkOaV)

140 134 Biden gets in, Cankles pulls out

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
----------

Me too.

Posted by: Huma at August 05, 2015 10:51 PM (HstNY)

141 oops

Posted by: Bliss Beerwaist at August 05, 2015 10:52 PM (S6zmj)

142
She's in real trouble, at least politically.




Cory Booker, please come to the white courtesy phone. He or another colorful ethnic could jump in an make things interesting. The minority Dem vote is up for grabs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)

143 "I just threw up in my mouth a little."


You should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 10:53 PM (IetE/)

144 Do I think she deserves some jail time? Yes.

Do I think the JEF deserves to be tried alongside her for treason? Yes.

Do I think either will happen? No.

Which is why I will not vote, and I am more than will to sit back and enjoy the burning times however long it lasts.

I will do what I can for my loved ones and friends...but as far as I am concerned, I'm in hostile territory and will react accordingly.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 10:53 PM (zyIlW)

145 "Saw her on the news again claiming her email server was totes secure because it was 'guarded by the Secret Service.' As if the only way to access it would be to stop by here house in Chappaqua. How can someone be that dumb?"

I have older family members to whom "a server" is and will always be an individual in a restaurant who brings food to their table.

It's pretty easy to baffle them with bullshit on anything having to do with the Internet.

Note that the elderly are one of the Clintons' last electoral bulwarks.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:53 PM (noWW6)

146 Posted by: looking closely at August 05, 2015 10:50 PM (hoiM7)

It's classic Clinton / Dem-Media spin. Give a completely nonsensical answer as the final word on some controversy and move on.

"Right Wing Republicans accuse Hillary Clinton of leaving some emails unsecure while she was SOS, Clinton camp strongly refutes and points out that the Secret Service guarded her and her emails at all times"

...and thats that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:54 PM (AkOaV)

147 That Zimmerman guy was on Megyn's show and said there is no investigation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 05, 2015 10:54 PM (W5DcG)

148
So, Michele jumps in. "The perfect person to carry on my legacy -- and I don't have to pack!" *applause*

Come on, you know she could do it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:54 PM (kdS6q)

149 The Clintons are running the biggest criminal enterprise in this country right now. Just think if someone would really investigate that foundation for real. Never happen.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

150 118
Saw her on the news again claiming her email server was totes secure because it was "guarded by the Secret Service."



As if the only way to access it would be to stop by here house in Chappaqua. How can someone be that dumb?



Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:46 PM
----------------------------------

With the press we have, left wingers NEVER needs an actual logical answer to anything. All they need are some words to say. That's it. The press will uncritically report the words, and the LIV's are happy.

Posted by: irright at August 05, 2015 10:55 PM (DtNNC)

151 >>She isn't. She's hoping you are.

Yeah, because no one is familiar with things like internet security (like one HAS to install on each personal PC) as well as that thing you are reminded on the first day of every office job about how to treat proprietary company information.

This is probably the thing that is the most annoying about Hillary and Obama's lies: they're just so stupid it's insulting. It's the extra insult on top of whatever mendacity they're covering up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 10:55 PM (NOIQH)

152 Cory Booker, please come to the white courtesy phone. He or another colorful ethnic could jump in an make things interesting. The minority Dem vote is up for grabs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)


Yes, I am inclined to believe the eventual Dem nominee has not yet announced a run. I would not be surprised if it's somebody they have to "convince" to run. A reluctant candidate, non-white, preferably female. Possibly gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2015 10:55 PM (Dj0WE)

153 rhomboid: "It's something out ofa bad international thriller plot. And it's real."

If it was a movie script, no one would believe it.

And that's where we are. The impossible is happening.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 05, 2015 10:56 PM (1CroS)

154 Hey Willowers...

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 05, 2015 10:56 PM (wqVD1)

155 147 That Zimmerman guy was on Megyn's show and said there is no investigation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 05, 2015 10:54 PM (W5DcG)

He could've just sent a telegram.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2015 10:56 PM (mx5oN)

156 It's funny, scooter libbey did 18 months in PMITA federal prison for misremembering what he told a reporter and this scrunt who has committed so many crimes that every federal agency with criminally prosecutable statuses could probably come at her but won't.

It's truly maddening.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 05, 2015 10:56 PM (WVvzl)

157 The minority Dem vote is up for grabs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 05, 2015 10:52 PM (kdS6q)

I'd keep an eye on McMillan if I were you...

you heard it HERE first.

http://tinyurl.com/l444o94

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:57 PM (AkOaV)

158 mynewhandle
Totally worth it. Thx. Didn't even look, still a bit dizzy.

Posted by: rivahgurl at August 05, 2015 10:57 PM (YeHHx)

159 We have a very reliable informant...

Deep Cigar.

Posted by: the FBI at August 05, 2015 10:57 PM (4SpVz)

160 Bill is going to just up and move to Pedophile Island

Posted by: Garrett at August 05, 2015 10:58 PM (2IEVZ)

161 154 Hey Willowers...
Posted by: Maetenloch at August 05, 2015 10:56 PM (wqVD1)

d'oh!

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 05, 2015 10:59 PM (AkOaV)

162 "Worst case scenario imho -- Biden gets in, Cankles pulls out, TFG pardons her. In other words she never sees a jail cell. That's a pipe dream."

The Obamas are busily trying to figure out how to set up a Clinton Foundation-style racket for after they're no longer being cosseted on the public dime.

And no doubt also trying to figure out how to set up Septicemia and Malaria as crown princesses in waiting, along the lines of the Princess Chelsea model.

I wouldn't presume that any pardons will be forthcoming. Why take a piece of the action when you can instead easily take the whole thing?

The Clintons disgraced, the donors fleeing, the millions in grift being steadily burnt up on costly legal counsel, Chelsea swept from the chessboard as a competitor -- what's not to like from an Obama perspective?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 10:59 PM (noWW6)

163 145: What, two guys with machine guns standing next to a black box? Yeah, that's totally secure. How fuckin stupid are people? Putin is laughing his KGB ass off right now. This is too easy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 11:00 PM (ucDmr)

164 She's untouchable, and not in just in the obvious "eww....disgusting" way.

Posted by: irright at August 05, 2015 11:01 PM (DtNNC)

165 Nothing will ever happen to Rodham. Ever. She's our very own porcelain doll.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 05, 2015 11:03 PM (ucDmr)

166 Yes Hillary we can run! They won't find us probably won't even look very hard.

And while we will be fugitives, we'll be fugitives with means and that's a big difference. Let's go, while we still can!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 05, 2015 11:05 PM (oTIO6)

167 "What, two guys with machine guns standing next to a black box? Yeah, that's totally secure. How fuckin stupid are people? Putin is laughing his KGB ass off right now."

So are the Chinese.

Gee whiz, Wally. So if an e-mail server is compromised at a deep enough level, isn't it possible to not only read e-mails, but also to insert new ones into the spool? With an eye to downstream scandal blackmail?

I remember an era before America's adversaries had figured this stuff out. Now they're operating at a higher level than America is.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2015 11:06 PM (noWW6)

168 "Oh..., hi Val. Uh, how are you? No one told me you were here."

"Yeah, whatever, Hill. I just stopped by to drop this off."

"What is it?"

"A cup. Of Hemlock."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 11:28 PM (9mTYi)

169 "A cup. Of Hemlock."
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-------------------

Of course, a Walther with a single round in it would work just as well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 05, 2015 11:29 PM (9mTYi)

170
Will prisons allow female inmates to report for induction with their sybians? These stress reduction machines are considered a part of women's health, and cannot be denied or it will be considered part of the War on Women!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 05, 2015 11:53 PM (OiFtZ)

171 This is still 'unofficial'. Only 'sources'

Only excuse everyone else needs to ignore it.

Posted by: I got money on this at August 06, 2015 12:20 AM (VL2EF)

172 I tell ya, she's fuckin' toast.

It starts like this, then more, then quiet. For a while. Normal it is. You think you're back in good graces with Preezy ValJar and her puppet Cake Boy.

Months later, you get out of bed, take your dump, shave, shower, dress, grab coffee and NYTimes under arm as you get into hired car and Jimmy the driver's kinda off. "Hey Jimmy, things alright ?" you say as you open the paper and BLAMO! you're fucking mug is next to some fucking screaming headline with your name and the first word you fathom is fucking "Indicted" in block letters as you feel dizzy and hear nothing but your heart beating in your ears.....

Posted by: Senator Robert Menendez at August 06, 2015 12:36 AM (g1MTt)

173 ya all realize this is so in about 6 weeks they can come back and say "we investigated but found nothing criminal", and then the campaign will latch on to that from there on out as "this is old news the FBI already cleared her".

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at August 06, 2015 01:47 AM (MbrzC)

174 "Ludicrous!" in Mike Tyson's voice, "Preposterous!"

Nothing will happen to Hillary.

Having her name permanently associated with corruption and idiotic diplomacy and paranoid delusions will have to do (while still adored by the diehard sycophants) and an end put to this particular political family princess bullshit.

Posted by: bour3 at August 06, 2015 04:33 AM (5x3+2)

175 SKANKY ludicrous - Hi from Australia.

Posted by: bruce at August 06, 2015 07:48 AM (vRHFY)

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