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So Sometimes You Want to do Some Low-Risk Progressive Moral Preening and Collect Your Knee-Jerk Seal-Claps for Your Thick-Headed-but-Politically-Correct Statement, But Then You Accidentally Veer Off Into a Ditch and Say Something Condescendingly Racist

I think it's fair to play the Outrage Game here with Kelly Osborne because she was trying to play it, in her own stupid way, against Donald Trump.

So, if she screwed up what should have been the easiest tap-in Progressive Moral Peacocking and went Full Racist, hey, I'll enjoy that, without guilt.



But See: The Toilet Brush Campaign. H/t The Analog Kid.

Prior History: Bruce with a Wang! reminds that she played the Outrage Card on a fellow TV hostess for the "racist" claim of saying that dreadlocks suggested the smell of marijuana, or something.

She quit the show in Outrage over this.

See, this is the sort of person I do not at all mind playing the Outrage Game against -- there are civilians and then there are Outrage Terrorists. She's an Outrage Terrorist, and she cannot complain of having her own stupid tactics used against her.

Posted by: Ace at 03:09 PM




Comments

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1 Say what?

Posted by: An Observation at August 04, 2015 03:10 PM (TqCkd)

2 Kelly...
She's the smart one, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:10 PM (VPLuQ)

3 Poor people are best suited to our plantation.

Posted by: The DNC at August 04, 2015 03:11 PM (12atq)

4 Alex Sink, call your office.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 03:11 PM (b65cm)

5 Derp boop beep bop

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (Ii765)

6 Who has said a damn thing about kicking out the Latinos? The illegals should go but the legals should be able to stay.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (GpgJl)

7 You know who also made the "well who else is going to do the work?" argument?

Supporters of slavery.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (b65cm)

8 *points and laughs like Nelson.....HAHA!!!

Posted by: Mainah at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (659DL)

9 Sometimes the left just can't help that old KKK core breaking through.

Posted by: An Observation at August 04, 2015 03:13 PM (TqCkd)

10 I clean my own toilet, mow my own yard, and clean my own home.

Is this little purple haired idiot trying to tell me that I'm Hispanic?




what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:13 PM (VPLuQ)

11 Fascinating to see Kelly Osborne delivering that line with such assured, witty sagacity.

If Ozzy were to say something like that, we'd pat him on his old grizzled head and get back to reminiscing about Randy Rhoades.

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:13 PM (12atq)

12 You know who also made the "well who else is going to do the work?" argument?

Supporters of slavery."

This will end well...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:13 PM (C9pBZ)

13 I guess the lesson here is When you're stupid its better to sit quietly, lest you sound racist.

Posted by: Suffering NJ Moron at August 04, 2015 03:14 PM (LISuA)

14 HA!

Oh shit. Clean your own toilet like the rest of us, Kel.

Posted by: Lea at August 04, 2015 03:14 PM (lIU4e)

15 So which candidate would like to "kick all Latino's out of the country"?

Did I miss something?

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:14 PM (12atq)

16 If was the Mexicano responsible for cleaning her toilet, I would want to be deported.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (i6shs)

17 There's a certain irony in being so invested in one's liberal moral preening that you don't notice you've left your fly open. And in the public eye.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (iIzG7)

18 I clean my own toilet, mow my own yard, and clean my own home.

Is this little purple haired idiot trying to tell me that I'm Hispanic?


Yeah, that's the other part of it, the wholesale elitist part. "Who's going to clean the leaves off of your Olympic-sized heated pool, darling? Answer that!"

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (b65cm)

19 Stereotypes.

They are occassionally hilarious.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (659DL)

20 I feel like the left can't decide if it likes that line of reasoning or not. Wasn't it the entire basis of a movie, where every illegal immigrant vanishes for a day and the country just shuts down?

Posted by: Hal at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (hmPdt)

21 *puts on serious pain-in-the-arse pedantry cap*

Randy Rhoads

*removes said cap*

You see, I remember the Seventies...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:15 PM (C9pBZ)

22 It must cost a fortune for her to look like a street punk.

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:16 PM (12atq)

23 at our house, if you kick all the Latinos out, we'll still have the same guy cleaning the toilets, and the pool, and doing the yard w*rk that we've had since we moved in...

me.

my neighbors, OTOH, would be in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2015 03:16 PM (lsWof)

24 She wants Ted Cruz and that Latino Senator that owns a yacht in Miami out of the U.S.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 04, 2015 03:16 PM (c4yY7)

25 I love it when pseudo-intellectual idiots tripped by their own, retarded tongues start making "professor hands" to meaningfully evoke the meaning that words just express in meaning --like you know?!!

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 04, 2015 03:16 PM (k8tEg)

26 5 Derp boop beep bop

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (Ii765)


LOL!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 03:16 PM (oFCZn)

27 She's going off the rails on a race-y train.

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:17 PM (12atq)

28 British folks have latinas clean their loos?

Posted by: Ever at August 04, 2015 03:17 PM (OAOwa)

29
Her point was that who will do the jobs americans wont do in your hotels, Trump?

She was repeating the ex mayor of LA's famous statement: We Clean Your Toilets!

https://youtu.be/34ffyNlGsiY?t=101

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:17 PM (iQIUe)

30 I clean my own toilet, mow my own yard, and clean my own home.


Join the club.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:17 PM (0ugVu)

31 "It must cost a fortune for her to look like a street punk."

Off-the-shelf authenticity. You don't always have to go the Abercrombie-and-Fitch route to buy it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 04, 2015 03:18 PM (iIzG7)

32 "You see, I remember the Seventies..."

then you weren't there...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2015 03:18 PM (lsWof)

33 Remember that time I left a maid's cart in front of Rosie Perez's dressing room?

Har har!

Posted by: Kelly Osborne at August 04, 2015 03:18 PM (oFCZn)

34 Gee. How about the unemployed? Or the people who live on the dole instead of working? Or the people who've been displaced by all our new, slave-wage Americans?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

35 WE CLEAN YOUR TOILETS

Posted by: Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

36 *tokes*

Posted by: Kelly Osbourne at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (HstNY)

37 "If you kick all Latinos out of this country, who is going to be cleaning your toilet Donald Trump" - Kelly Osbourne pic.twitter.com/a7Ylz4Elu2

Cut the little beast a break ... she had just watched "Day Without A Mexican" yesterday.

It's really tragic that that movie didn't get any Oscar nominations. I would have thought the writer or director would have, at least, picked up a Nobel Peace Prize or Nobel in Literature for that. It was hysterical for the first 12 minutes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (MYSVz)

38 Maybe people on welfare could clean toilets in return for welfare,
I know that was racist. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (4rzL1)

39
10 I clean my own toilet, mow my own yard, and clean my own home.

Is this little purple haired idiot trying to tell me that I'm Hispanic?




what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:13 PM (VPLuQ)


I mow my own yard, clean my own toilets, clean my own home....

But then, I am a MINORITY now... I'm a White MAN in California.... ain't many of us left...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (qh617)

40
It's a meme you hear a lot in LA. Talk Radio guys love it.

Si se puede! and We Clean Your Toilets!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (iQIUe)

41 A picture is worth a thousand words:

http://tinyurl.com/pz63lh7

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (12atq)

42 "A day without a Mexican" , IIRC.

then you weren't there..."

That was the Sixties, man. A bit hazy....

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (C9pBZ)

43 I love it when pseudo-intellectual idiots tripped by their own, retarded tongues start making "professor hands" to meaningfully evoke the meaning that words just express in meaning --like you know?!!

Hey!

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Adjunct "Professor" Barry Obama at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (b65cm)

44 35 WE CLEAN YOUR TOILETS

Posted by: Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa at August 04, 2015 03:19 PM (8ZskC)


You missed a spot, Tony.

Give it another go over or I'll turn you in to ICE.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (oFCZn)

45 She's batshit crazy.

Posted by: Ozzy at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (VcOqI)

46 "WE CLEAN YOUR TOILETS"

You missed a spot, Mayor Villadivorsa.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (iIzG7)

47 So which candidate would like to "kick all Latino's out of the country"?


Lefty projectionism.
That, or they want to keep them on the plantation. Cleaning outhouses.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (0ugVu)

48 Gee, who would have ever expected a leading intellectual light like Kelly Osborne to say something stupid?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

49 So when does she go on her apology tour?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (xSCb6)

50

Come on,, cut that nice young lady some slack here.... She's one of my biggest supporters...


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (HSmrB)

51 Is there a transcript somewhere so I don't have to run the video?

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2015 03:20 PM (vsbNu)

52 Now it's time to find out if any corporation has a business relationship with her, and demand that they denounce her and sever the ties.

Her career, if she has one, and her reputation, should be totally, utterly destroyed. Without mercy.

Sauce for the goose, as they say...

Posted by: Dave G at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (n7xol)

53 Now if we only had self-picking cotton.

Posted by: Kelly "Bauregard" Osborn at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (k8tEg)

54 I use the tidy bowl man.

Posted by: Mr. Clean at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (VcOqI)

55 Sort of related, today I got an email from Penzey's spices (I order a lot from them online) that was pretty much calling Scott Walker and by implication a whole bunch of other Americans racist.

They didn't mention Ms Osbourne.

Anyway. I am no longer on Penzey's email or catalog list, if they did what I ordered them to.

Posted by: stace at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (CoX6k)

56 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)

57 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)

58 I'd like to hire Germans but they're incredibly expensive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (8ZskC)

59

Ha, I love the smug look on her face at first, like she thinks she just fired off the ultimate zinger. Then, she realizes how dumb and racist she just sounded.

Posted by: dan-O at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (rnB5q)

60 "Now if we only had self-picking cotton."

You keep your cotton-picking hands offa my gin.

- Eli Whitney

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (iIzG7)

61 I put up my own drywall!
So there.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (QM5S2)

62 This is Ozzie's kid?

British, right?

Anyone checked her green card lately? I think she's overstayed.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:21 PM (TOk1P)

63 HOW I POWER BOTTOMED MY WAY INTO CELEBRITY

BY

KELLY OSBORNE

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (oFCZn)

64 Answer the question, who would clean Kelly Osborne's toilet?

Posted by: Woody at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (+axYg)

65 "The way his career is going... your dad?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (kff5f)

66 My white brother must be racist for making his Latino son mow the lawn.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (c4yY7)

67 As I said earlier - Hispanics are only valuable to the Left because of (a) their votes, and (b) domestic servants.

Democrats really like assigning distinct demographic groups to the 'servitude' role, don't they? Like certain groups should not try to rise above their Gaia-given stations?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

68 Well its not like she will get kicked out of college for saying such things.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (oDCMR)

69 What's more, who will wipe my addle-brained father's ass?

Posted by: Kelly O. at August 04, 2015 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

70
I have no pity for her since she unfairly called her co host on that other tv show a racist for joking about an actress smelling of mj b/c she had dreads.

You Live By the Race Card - You Die by The Race Card.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:23 PM (iQIUe)

71 64 Answer the question, who would clean Kelly Osborne's toilet?
------------------
Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)

72 MEXICO HAS THE CLEANEST TOILETS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Posted by: Kelly O. at August 04, 2015 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

73 "I am horribly offended that you would think I'd be so crass as to hire a hispanic for something so stereotypical as being my maid. All my hispanic employees are chauffeurs. I've got big-breasted German and Russian women to be maids."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)

74 they did a "A day without Mexicans" here in Lost Angeles a few years back...

traffic was so much better that day, it was unbelievable.

unfortunately, they haven't done it again...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (lsWof)

75 I understand them Messicans cut a fine lawn too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (x3GpS)

76 I'm sorry, but who the fuck are these people? Other than celebrities who are famous for being fucked up or the children of people who are fucked up? (Looking at the Kardashians, Jenners, Hiltons, Miley Cyrus, Osborns, Richey, etc. etc.)

How the fuck did they ever get on TV in the first place?

The death of civilization.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (4AVeu)

77 Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (lsWof)

Yeah, I think they tried in Dallas once, too.

Once.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (kff5f)

78 MEXICO HAS THE CLEANEST TOILETS IN THE WORLD!!!!
Posted by: Kelly O.

This made me laugh so hard.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (c4yY7)

79 Just think, it took decades of drug abuse to get her father where she already is...a confused imbecile!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (2l5vw)

80 But does she flush her own shit?

Posted by: Mr. Clean at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (VcOqI)

81 THE CLEANEST PLACE IN MEXICO IS THE TOILETS!!!

Posted by: Kelly O. at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

82 The dirty secret concerning attitudes in the SF/LA bay areas - Latinos are Fritz Lang's worker underclass - only difference being most live in the central valley and service the overclass in a slightly out-of-phase manner than the overtly trod-upon basement-dwelling workers that inhabit Metropolis' dark places.


In AlternateGalaxyEarth Che Guevara would round up those twittering ultra-bourgeois television vixens and .. well yeah, It gets fuggin' ugly at that point.

Posted by: 13times at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (WHVu+)

83 Tomaron nuestros trabajos!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (QM5S2)

84 Join the club.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:17 PM (0ugVu)


Yeah - I'm not crippled or any thing....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

85 Haven't the Japanese invented a robot to clean your toilet yet? Jeepers, everyone should have a robot velociraptor shine boy by now.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (oDCMR)

86 I use only teams of specially-trained Swiss technicians to clean and sanitize the toilets at the Moo Moo compound.

Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (8ZskC)

87 Scratch a liberal, find a fascist racist.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 04, 2015 03:25 PM (laMCB)

88 Wow. That foot must have been tasty...she just kept on chewing on it like it was covered in chocolate or sumpin...

Posted by: It Always goes 2 11 at August 04, 2015 03:26 PM (m40F6)

89 Answer the question, who would clean Kelly Osborne's toilet?

Chris Christie with a fistful of prophylactics?

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 03:26 PM (UzPAd)

90 I've got big-breasted German and Russian women to be maids."
Posted by: AllenG



LUNCH AT ALLENG's house!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:26 PM (0ugVu)

91
That hairdo she's sporting looks like it'd make a pretty good toilet brush.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (0cMkb)

92 Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:26 PM (0ugVu)

Sorry, I was answering as I thought Teh Donald should have.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (kff5f)

93 Speaking of toilets...

Posted by: Martin Bashir at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (oFCZn)

94 Hispanic maids are for banging and making secret families. Illegal ... illegitimate ... what's the difference?

We need more illegals for toilet cleaning and secret banging ... PRONTO!!

And, fat and ugly, if you could ....

Posted by: Ahhhhnold! at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (MYSVz)

95 Don't drink the toilet water.

Posted by: Mr. Cat at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (VcOqI)

96 Do Latinos use leaf blowers to clean toilets?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:27 PM (oDCMR)

97 Kelly Osbourne is Hector?!

6
Who has said a damn thing about kicking out the Latinos? The illegals should go but the legals should be able to stay.

Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 03:12 PM (GpgJl)

Posted by: Pyrocles at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (fVOPU)

98 Future site of Redoubt wrg500

http://remoteproperties.com/interior/bigriverland.html

Posted by: wrg500 at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (S+el1)

99 Speaking of toilets...
Posted by: Martin Bashir"

Yeah? What about 'em?

Posted by: Larry Craig at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (C9pBZ)

100 I'd kick all those Latinos out - their cooking smells terrible and I can't understand a thing they say.

Posted by: Apu Ramadama at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (Js6o/)

101 they did a "A day without Mexicans" here in Lost Angeles a few years back...traffic was so much better that day, it was unbelievable. unfortunately, they haven't done it again... Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM

I remember that day. It was like a scene from Omega Man. I kept looking around for Zombies....

If the city had made it a regular event, I might have stayed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (0atQl)

102 Racist?
How date you!
Some of my best friends are...

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 03:29 PM (nKL+X)

103 ...BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!

Posted by: Kelly O. at August 04, 2015 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

104 Don't drink the toilet water.
Posted by: Mr. Cat



Huh?
-Mr. Dog

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:29 PM (0ugVu)

105 Sort of related, today I got an email from Penzey's spices (I order a
lot from them online) that was pretty much calling Scott Walker and by
implication a whole bunch of other Americans racist.


He's still doing that? He called everyone who voted for Walker a racist in his catalog January 2014, that was the end of it for me.

If you like the spice blends, you can get the same stuff from his cousin at the Spice House in Milwaukee, who probably agrees but is at least smart enough to leave it out of his promotional materials.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:29 PM (/kI1Q)

106 I have no pity for her since she unfairly called her
co host on that other tv show a racist for joking about an actress
smelling of mj b/c she had dreads.



You Live By the Race Card - You Die by The Race Card.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:23 PM (iQIUe)


Yeah, that's just wrong. Anyone who has spent time around anyone with dreads knows they don't smell like marijuana. They smell like dirty, greasy hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:30 PM (TOk1P)

107 What's a toilet?

Posted by: Somali Sam at August 04, 2015 03:30 PM (4AVeu)

108 So.

The Mexicans are the Morlocks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:30 PM (x3GpS)

109 I saw Mexican Hotel Maids open for Dead Milkmen back in '85 at the Salem Armory. Got a handy from a fat girl in the parking lot. Pretty good show.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 04, 2015 03:31 PM (1RNgT)

110 Of course I'm sure she'll get the Alec Baldwin pass on this little momento of truth.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:31 PM (xSCb6)

111
It's like every kid of someone famous life goal is to be a model. Dont their parents talk to them about poor life choices? Because they are rich they will never have to put up with the crap other models do and most of them doent even have the looks. So why do they want to do it? B/c they have no talent and want to be fawned over all the time is my guess.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:31 PM (iQIUe)

112 Yeah, that's just wrong. Anyone who has spent time around anyone with dreads knows they don't smell like marijuana. They smell like



cabbage. Damn, dirty carnies.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:31 PM (0ugVu)

113 What's a toilet?
Posted by: Somali Sam"

We'll be getting to that after setting you up with high efficiency stoves and cooktops.

Posted by: The EPA with lots'o tax dollars at August 04, 2015 03:32 PM (C9pBZ)

114 Rosie Perez has the cleanest toilet out of anyone on this show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 03:32 PM (oFCZn)

115 My Vietnamese slave, I'm mean "housekeeper", will be offended. Her brother is a pretty good gardener too. /snark/

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 04, 2015 03:32 PM (xVgrA)

116 Anyway, there's no shortage of able-bodied citizens and legal residents ("refugees"), but the government pays them not to work.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:33 PM (/kI1Q)

117 Cats don't drink terlit water.


They got class.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 03:33 PM (IPzoI)

118 Who will be cleaning my toilet?

Why, the uneducated and pretentious spawn of a drunk British couple. Naturally.

Here's your brush, son.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 04, 2015 03:34 PM (4AVeu)

119 In a world where being declared a racist casts you out of society, all debate will have the goal of getting your opponent declared a racist.

That's the trouble with heresy laws and guidelines. You don't debate facts, you debate to prove the other guy believes something that isn't allowed.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 03:34 PM (FhT/k)

120 The toilets at our house are immaculate.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 04, 2015 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

121 "Future site of Redoubt wrg500 "


That is all right, wrg. You gonna get a plane or have stuff delivered to ya?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 03:34 PM (LA7Cm)

122 Not that I should be surprised at liberal hypocrisy, but it amusing that the Establishment/MSM/Democrat Party Left has this sort of agreed upon narrative that we need Amnesty so we can keep our slave class.

Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (RHqMo)

123 Worrying about the ethnicity of the person cleaning your toilet?


Yeh....that's a First World problem.


Wondering what a toilet is?

Yeh...Third World problem right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (VPLuQ)

124 Answer the question, who would clean Kelly Osborne's toilet?

------------------

Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)


Hey now, are we cleaning each others' toilets, and can my dad watch?

Posted by: Brian Williams' Daughter at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (TOk1P)

125 So what then? We kick out the gooks and I gotta color my own GD nails?

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (8ikIW)

126

You know what makes progs so powerful on every issue? They 'open discussion' and then when the discussion crosses their newly created 'worst person in the world line' they crush anyone who disobeys their newly implemented holy orders and label them for life. (see also ace, previous post, forbidding banning gays by businesses)

This is Eric Holder's technique.

Osborne seems like an idiot but she got eaten by the High Church of Prog Political Correctness for saying the wrong words.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (1+7D3)

127 hahahahahaha.
Watch the transformation from Moral High Ground (with Finger of Righteousness Aloft) to Groveling (I Didn't Mean YOU) in a millisecond.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (WWgnZ)

128 So let me get this straight.

There's a British heavy metal band in the early '70s. They have a lead singer.

They have a few minor hits in England. None in the US.

Then they break up and become ancient and irrelevant.

THEN, the lead singer marries some twat. And they have a daughter.

THEN, that daughter grows up.

Now, based on this fabulous important Origin Story, this grown-up daughter is now considered a Major Philosopher and a Voice of a Generation based SOLELY on the fact that her father was the signer for a no-hit band in a different country BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN BORN?

That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (jBuUi)

129 I welcome all of the wetbacks into this great country!

Posted by: Kelly Osborne at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (2ap0X)

130 Wow...how stupid and vapid American women have become.

None of these broads have ever worked and sweated their asses off a day in their lives but one of them better get in there and clean Chris Christie's shitter because I know that is one nasty mofo crapper.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Matthau at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (D0NZx)

131 Whoops....awkward

I guess Latinos clean her toilets?

P.S. That was quite an opening headline there, Ace. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (OSs/l)

132 It could have been anyone.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (1+7D3)

133 These mind numb demo-robots are so bad that Rosie tweeted an apology to kelly after the show. SMH

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (Ii765)

134 Vietnamese, Mexicans, Laotians?

They all look alike to me.

Short brown, black hair and eyes.

Just make sure the lid is down when you're done amigo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (x3GpS)

135 Cleaning toilets is an act of Lysol.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (Ui7Rt)

136 Who will eat your beans?

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (IPzoI)

137 What is Kelly Osbourne and why should I care what she says?

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (go5uR)

138 The toilets at our house are immaculate.

Posted by: Jeb!


En espanol, por favor!

Posted by: Senora Jeb! at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (BrQrN)

139 I mean, it's not like BLACK PEOPLE are gonna do it, amirite?

Posted by: Kelly O. at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

140 I find all of this talk about Mexicans as the best toilet cleaners highly offensive.

Most people clean their own toilets and do just fine.

Why my wife cleans the toilets at our house and you've never seen a cleaner, shinier, more sparkling toilet in your....

.....Oh.....Ohhhhhhh!

Posted by: Jeb! at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (0cMkb)

141 I didn't mean YOU.

I meant the OTHER beaners.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (x3GpS)

142 The Osbornes (especially Sharon, who is greedy, deceitful, bitch of a cunt) have ruined any enjoyment I might have had out of Ozzy Osborne's music career.

OK, I'll admit - I grew out of his crappy solo stuff 20 years ago...but I can't even stand hearing Black Sabbath with Ozzy on vocals, either.

I actually prefer TONY MARTIN Sabbath to Ozzy Sabbath...and Dio and Gillan were always better vocalists, anyway.

So, Ozzy, thanks for being an addle-brained loser with a family that could win "Most Awful Family" contest from that old Monty Python skit. I can't stand the sound of your nasal double-tracked singing anymore. I'd like to say it's my loss, but it's really not.

Posted by: DRayRaven at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (9YRwm)

143 hahahahahaha.
Watch the transformation from Moral High Ground (with Finger of Righteousness Aloft) to Groveling (I Didn't Mean YOU) in a millisecond.



The infamous Doh! moment.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (0ugVu)

144 Maybe a toilet cleaning attachment for leaf blowers would make some money?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR)

145 As a huge Black Sabbath fan, I'm glad I didn't buy a ticket to their last tour.

Dio era was better anyway.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (d33iO)

146 That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?"

Well, she used to be, er, "chunky", so she's able to speak from the "fat shaming" platform...

So I bing up "penzys spices". Yikes. Double Yikes.
The sanctimony oozes from that site.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (C9pBZ)

147 I'd rather hear news about Kelly Brook.

Posted by: and by hear news I mean look at pictures at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (ZtFr+)

148 It wasn't racist. Get over yourself. I don't like it when they do it, and I don't like it when we do it.

BTW I run a small cleaning company in LA, and every one of our dozen workers ... y'know, the ones who scrub your toilet ... are either Mexican or Guatamalan, so I'm trying to figure out where she supposedly went off the rails.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (oLZsm)

149 Now, based on this fabulous important Origin Story,
this grown-up daughter is now considered a Major Philosopher and a Voice
of a Generation based SOLELY on the fact that her father was the signer
for a no-hit band in a different country BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN BORN?



That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (jBuUi)


I know! It's crazy, isn't it?

Posted by: Megs McCain at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (TOk1P)

150 Why are toilets white?

You want them to work right?

- Kelly Osbourne -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (x3GpS)

151 En espanol, por favor!

Los baņos en nuestra casa son inmaculados!

Posted by: Jeb! at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (oVJmc)

152 In fairness to Kelly, Ozzy was shooting speedballs and dropping acid like M and M candies during the weekend Kelly was conceived.

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (UzPAd)

153 Me scrub you long time.

Posted by: Hmong Toilet Hooker at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (Ui7Rt)

154 Skidmarks in a gold toilet are actually a sign of class, like lighting a cigar with a c-note.

When you clean a gold toilet it's like you're saying, "I can only afford one gold toilet." It just isn't done.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (1RNgT)

155
That is all right, wrg. You gonna get a plane or have stuff delivered to ya?

Deliver. I figure I can stock overtime up to a year of dry goods. I've been looking at wind turbines for power. A 1 kw turbine runs about 6k. A good wood cooking stove another 6k and the cabin depending on sq footage 30-50ish.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (S+el1)

156 I'd like to hear what Trump will respond with. Should eb entertaining.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (FhT/k)

157 Heheheheh that Kelly Osbourne is HiLARIOUS!! I gotta go see her next time she plays Poughkeepsie.



Posted by: dananjcon at August 04, 2015 03:39 PM (NpXoL)

158 "That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?"

Well, Crazy Train is a pretty good song.


And she's smarter then her brother.

But the dog has them both beat.

And....Crazy Train.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (VPLuQ)

159 I meant the OTHER beaners.

Oblivious progs do the same when they find out they're conversing with a conservative. Those insane racist sexist homophobic conservatives. Oh, I don't mean YOU, just all the rest of them. And hey, BTW, my toilet could use some cleaning.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (WWgnZ)

160 Well, Crazy Train is a pretty good song.

Randy Rhoads was a fucking genius.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (/kI1Q)

161 What is Kelly Osbourne and why should I care what she says?


Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2015 03:36 PM (go5uR)

Thank you.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (R8hU8)

162 Zombie, Ozzy is a Heavy metal God, his daughter is a twat probably a result of bad drugs.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (c4yY7)

163 It wasn't racist. Get over yourself.

Unclean!

Purge the infidel!

Posted by: High Priests of Political Correctness at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (1+7D3)

164 They tried a leaf blower ban in LA a few yrs back. Lasted about 10 mins.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (Ii765)

165 Watching Ozzy Osbourne reminds me that I was only a couple hits of acid from being just like him.


brrrrrr! That was close. Too close.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:40 PM (x3GpS)

166 ***"That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?


Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (jBuUi) "***


She's also an activist for LGBT "causes". Because as we can all see from modern society and street parades, the poor little LGBTs are hopelessly oppressed.


So her ability to parrot RightThink is her sole qualification, not her ability to actually think.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:41 PM (xSCb6)

167 Fuckin Dope!

Posted by: Ozzie Ozbourne at August 04, 2015 03:41 PM (NpXoL)

168 "That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?"

She's there because Democrat + name recognition + youth market.

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2015 03:41 PM (12atq)

169 I'm trying to figure out where she supposedly went off the rails.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (oLZsm)


"kick out ALL Latinos" = Nobody to clean our toilets...
You don't think that's even just a weeeeeee bit rayciss??

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

170 Spun up by the echo chamber let loose on the view <<<KO's epitaph

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at August 04, 2015 03:42 PM (fszmw)

171 So, ther I was, mumble barggh giddle snarg ovey.

"Ovey?" I said. "Sissal baggin snagle foot."

Sharon, Sharon, Sharon.

Barf gaggin doofle spick.

And I fuckin mean it.

Posted by: Ozzie at August 04, 2015 03:42 PM (4AVeu)

172 Watching Ozzy Osbourne reminds me that I was only a couple hits of acid from being just like him."

So how is raw bat?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:42 PM (C9pBZ)

173 WTF ya's lookin at me for??!!

**

SHAAAAAAAAAAARON!!!!!





Posted by: Ozzie Ozbourne at August 04, 2015 03:42 PM (NpXoL)

174 Oh no there are other jobs hispanics do.

Like cleaning urinals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (oFCZn)

175 You could eat off my toilet.

Posted by: Mr. Clean at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (VcOqI)

176
"kick out ALL Latinos" = Nobody to clean our toilets...
You don't think that's even just a weeeeeee bit rayciss??
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:41 PM (TOk1P)


I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company. So yeah, ALL our workforce would disappear.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (oLZsm)

177 98 Future site of Redoubt wrg500

http://remoteproperties.com/interior/bigriverland.html
Posted by: wrg500 at August 04, 2015 03:28 PM (S+el1)

Awesome! Do you have a float plane to get to it?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

178 Bloke!

Posted by: Ozzie at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (4AVeu)

179 Sharon!

Come look see the f**king mess Kelly's got herself in.

- Ozzy -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (x3GpS)

180 As it turns out, it is in fact to late to learn how to love and forget how to hayeeyayeeate.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (WWgnZ)

181 That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2015 03:35 PM (jBuUi)


No. Her pure thoughts and ability to denounce those with impure thoughts give her moral authority.

Her connection to a faded heavy-metal star and a reality tv show have given her D-list celebrity status which is how she gets to be on this show in the first place.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

182 " I've been looking at wind turbines for power."


You gonna be by yourself or do you have wife/gf/kids going too?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (LA7Cm)

183 BTW, exactly what "race" is "latino" anywho? I've mentioned it before, but some of Ms. mouse's family (still in living in SA) are whiter than any group outside of a Cape Cod convention...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (C9pBZ)

184 I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company. So yeah, ALL our workforce would disappear.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (oLZsm)


Maybe you should pay better.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (TOk1P)

185 BTW I run a small cleaning company in LA, and every one of our dozen workers ... y'know, the ones who scrub your toilet ...

Pretty sure they aren't scrubbing my toilets.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (FhT/k)

186 Bill Maher said something similar, if you work through it logically.

He was saying how he hated his first job, frying fish, as a student, and how no one would want to do that, etc.

So, it sounds so noble, but if you think about it, he's basically saying white college kids shouldn't do physical labor, that's for the brown people.

Posted by: Harun at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (UBBWX)

187 Hey, now, they also make our burritos.

Combine that with the toilet cleaning, and it's the Circle of Life.

Posted by: Bill Maher at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

188 Awesome! Do you have a float plane to get to it?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 04, 2015 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

Charter bush plane. Landing strip is the gravel bar along the river. If a moose or bear isn't there first.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (S+el1)

189 I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company.

That's some Marcotte-grade stupid right there.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (/kI1Q)

190 Meanwhile , in Alabama...
Top 10 highly skilled jobs that Alabama fills with foreign workers (Birmingham News)
Alabama relies on more than 1,500 chemists and engineers, dentists and accountants, internists and architects,each able to prove they have been schooled in a skill necessary to obtain a visa to work in the United States.These are also the same visas that Alabama's junior senator, Jeff Sessions, has been railing against for the last few years. Tech companies have pushed to increase the annual cap on foreign workers, such as programmers and developers.Alabama this year has approval for H-1B visas for 1,573 skilled foreign workers. The largest contingent can be found in Montgomery, followed by Birmingham. Most common are computer programmers, engineers, web developers, professors, dentists and doctors.

Jobs Americans won't do.


Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (1+7D3)

191 Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:38 PM (oLZsm)


Quite a few instances of Comically Missing The Point in there.


Unless that was intended, in which case I say - well played.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (xSCb6)

192 I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company. "

So you only employ women? Sexist pig!

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (C9pBZ)

193 Oh FFS Sharon, your daughter shit the bed again!!!



Posted by: Ozzie Ozbourne at August 04, 2015 03:46 PM (NpXoL)

194 Somewhat like being gay, hispanic is a state of mind.

And nationality.

Or not.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:46 PM (x3GpS)

195

Zombie:

That, and that alone, is her claim to moral authority?


Have you forgotten The Osbournes (TV Series 2002-2005)?

Remember the episode where Ozzy learns to talk semi-coherently?

3 years of TV makes her An Authority.

Do not question her pontifications.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (FlRtG)

196
Kelly.

Maybe you could hire this woman's Grand kids.



http://tinyurl.com/p8sw9oq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (VPLuQ)

197 Isn't the mother some sort of talk show queen, too? For some reason that no one explains. And didn't she wish death on the lion hunter guy?
Is Ozzy the only sane person in the family? I mean, "the media sells it and you live the role" actually is a fairly insightful lyric given his life.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (WWgnZ)

198 Maybe you should pay better.


Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (TOk1P)
Gosh thanks Burt, for your timely advice on how to run my business. I'd take it more seriously if I weren't sure you're not the only one speaking English in your workplace.I love the advice from the white boys.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (oLZsm)

199 Yeah, I love this.

TheRightScoop has a lot of candy today, as usual, too, including this no-GOPe-would-ever-think-of-this

AWESOME! TRUMP GETS THE LAST WORD ON GAWKER RELEASING HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER [VIDEO]

briliant! turn the leftie rats on their heads

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (qCMvj)

200 Carly Fiorina always proclaims that she "started out as a secretary and look." Makes secretaries or whatever they're called now feel like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Clean at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (VcOqI)

201 You can get a degree at UCSD in Latina studies. Not just Latino anymore, because Feminista of course.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 03:48 PM (Ii765)

202 ***"I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company. So yeah, ALL our workforce would disappear."***


Sounds like you've got some racist hiring practices. Quite possibly veering into illegal territory.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:48 PM (xSCb6)

203 Gee, Toni can come over and "clean my toilet" anytime she feels like it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:48 PM (x3GpS)

204 144 Maybe a toilet cleaning attachment for leaf blowers would make some money?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 03:37 PM (oDCMR)

I think the rotary action of a weed-wacker would work better for scrubbing under the rim.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 04, 2015 03:48 PM (laMCB)

205 I think she could have made the point in a better way.

"If you're going to kick all the Latinos out of the country" (Let's just go with that cant be fixed even though it isn't what Trump said) well then we'd lose a lot of jobs that people are relying on such as yard work or cleaning bathrooms, or serving as waiters.". That implies Latinos are capable of doing other things than yard work or being waiters or cleaning bathrooms.

She got nailed for making it sound like that was the only thing Latinos were capable of doing, as necessary as it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 03:48 PM (OSs/l)

206 I love the advice from the white boys."

Ah, so MooPoo runs an LA cleaning service now?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:49 PM (C9pBZ)

207 Kelly freaking Osbourne is supposed to be taken seriously?

I've always wondered were the executives for this show came up with the name "The View"...

Watching a contortionist suck themselves off most likely

Posted by: TripleTwenty at August 04, 2015 03:49 PM (MV2jA)

208 BTW, exactly what "race" is "latino" anywho? I've mentioned it before, but some of Ms. mouse's family (still in living in SA) are whiter than any group outside of a Cape Cod convention...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:44 PM (C9pBZ)


Yeah, like that one Peruvian president, Fujimori.

That name's straight from Castille, I tell ya.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

209 BTW, exactly what "race" is "latino" anywho?


The Latini were a small tribe of inhabitants that lived along the Tiber River in central Italy first recorded around 800 B.C. Modern Latinos are believed to be their direct descendants.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at August 04, 2015 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

210 Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (oLZsm)

That's not advice, IT'S THE LAW.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:49 PM (x3GpS)

211 Speaking of gold, did y'all know that there's an olive oil with gold flakes in it? I'm so wealthy that it's the only olive oil I allow my Laotian maid to buy. /sarc/

**there really is an olive oil with gold flakes

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (xVgrA)

212 Damn, girl.

Posted by: The KKK at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (YW47b)

213 God you guys are such experts. In business 16 years, we've had white folks during that time, and they last about two weeks. We haven't even had a white person apply in more than two years, but then my 91405 zip code is now 75% Latino and our billboards are in Spanish.

White people accusing other white people of racism is just fucking wearing me down.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (oLZsm)

214
remember when 'racist' meant hating people of another race?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (/eTPT)

215 ***"I love the advice from the white boys.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (oLZsm) "***


Fair labor practices aren't a white thing. By the way, neither is math.


Or the law.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:51 PM (xSCb6)

216 Thanks, 208 and 9 for reminding me how snorting diet coke feels...

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:51 PM (C9pBZ)

217 Gosh thanks Burt, for your timely advice on how to
run my business. I'd take it more seriously if I weren't sure you're not
the only one speaking English in your workplace.I love the advice from
the white boys.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (oLZsm)


I'm not asking you to take it seriously, cupcake. That was a joke.

Way to reveal yourself there, "Kate."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

218 I'm sure that if all her illegal toilet cleaning peasants were deported, Congress would find another way to ensure that that taxpayers continue to pay for cleaning up the messes of the "elite."

Posted by: jumpinhere at August 04, 2015 03:51 PM (gEPdP)

219 Just think, if we kicked all the latinos out, how many jobs would be open for citizens.

*and don't give me that "jobs americans wont' do" crap cause a lot of those jobs discriminate against americans and males*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (x3GpS)

220 200 Carly Fiorina always proclaims that she "started out as a secretary and look." Makes secretaries or whatever they're called now feel like shit.
Posted by: Mr. Clean at August 04, 2015 03:47 PM (VcOqI)


Did she sleep her way to the top? Or is that just my misogyny showing?

I had a former boss whom I was told did. She was also pretty smart as a businesswoman. But looking at her, you couldn't imagine anyone wanting to hit it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (laMCB)

221 Carly Fiorina always proclaims that she "started out as a secretary and look." Makes secretaries or whatever they're called now feel like shit.

Office Technicians thank you.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (IPzoI)

222 I've always thought lefties are the most racist/ condescending people and just assume everyone else is as well.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (e3Z5/)

223 Play that funky music, white boy.....

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (W5DcG)

224 White people accusing other white people of racism is just fucking wearing me down"

So why are you still doing it?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:52 PM (C9pBZ)

225 If it weren't for Latinas, I couldn't pay four bucks an hour under the table!

Posted by: Kate's Kleaners at August 04, 2015 03:53 PM (2Ojst)

226 ***"In business 16 years, we've had white folks during that time, and they last about two weeks. "***


Easy to do when you have racist and illegal hiring practices.


Mexican restaurants stay in business with shitty food and service all the time because they get to skimp on the labor margins. Doesn't make them business experts.


Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:53 PM (xSCb6)

227 I've always thought lefties are the most racist/ condescending people and just assume everyone else is as well."

Pretty much, yeah.

They also assume to know the race of everyone they come into contact with based on, well, who knows what?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 03:54 PM (C9pBZ)

228 *and don't give me that "jobs americans wont' do" crap

Every time a meat-packing plant gets busted for employing illegal aliens, as soon as they start up again there's a line around the block of applicants for those jobs. Every time.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:54 PM (/kI1Q)

229 221 Carly Fiorina always proclaims that she "started out as a secretary and look." Makes secretaries or whatever they're called now feel like shit.

Office Technicians thank you.
--------
Actually Executive Assistant, get it right.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 04, 2015 03:54 PM (xVgrA)

230

remember when 'racist' meant hating people of another race?

I'm so old that... yes, yes I do.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 03:54 PM (1+7D3)

231 I watched the video and literally bwahahaha'd.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 04, 2015 03:54 PM (7Am4g)

232 I have a simple question.



Who hires these people and why?



oops two questions.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

233 I could unless somebody went only on looks. She's stylish, well spoken, intelligent, has a good figure and probably a good sense of humor. I've always disliked the term "hit it" but for someone one could possibly have a good relationship, including sexually-yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (OSs/l)

234 Yeah, this goes past the "play by your rules" thing. Its incredibly insulting to suggest that hispanics are exclusively cleaning hotel rooms. I mean, sure, that's the only exposure this twit likely has to them, but... I mean I actually know real Mexicans who moved legally to America, who work in maintenance and restaurants and real estate and so on.

It might not be exactly racist - although certainly she'd scream it - but its surely insulting and demeaning.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (39g3+)

235
Thanks, 208 and 9 for reminding me how snorting diet coke feels...

---
so you can get high without getting fat now?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (/eTPT)

236 White people accusing other white people of racism is just fucking wearing me down.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (oLZsm)


Hmmmm, maybe you could, I don't know, quit being rayciss. That might help. And pay your poor Guatemalan girls better, fool. Maybe you won't feel so bad about yourself.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (TOk1P)

237 "We haven't even had a white person apply in more than two years.
...and our billboards are in Spanish."

Hah!
The irony. It burns.

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 03:55 PM (ifloA)

238 Sounds like Kate lives in a community with very few Blacks.
Won't advertise in english, the Black Americans first language, and only hires whites and Hispanics.


Now for all I know Kate isn't really discriminating against Black people.

But there are those who would suggest that her hiring practices lead to a disparate impact of a minority ethnic group.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (VPLuQ)

239 I only married Desi because that man could scrub a crapper.

Posted by: Lucy at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

240 This is an insult to Latin Landscapers everywhere.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (evdj2)

241 Looks like she put her left foot in her mouth.

Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (2oWD2)

242 If it weren't for Latinas, I couldn't pay four bucks an hour under the table!

Posted by: Kate's Kleaners at August 04, 2015 03:53 PM (2Ojst)
I know snark is the AoS stock in trade, but our current wage scale is between $14 - $20 per hour. LA just passed a mandatory $15 minimum wage, so slam away, bohemians, it's wonderful to wallow with the uninformed.

Kelly's remark wasn't racist, and neither were mine. Take a breath, cuckservatives.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm)

243
Be not AFEARED. This Blog is full of noises, Sounds and sweet airs that give delight and hurt not...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (iQIUe)

244 we've had white folks during that time, and they
last about two weeks.
Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:50 PM (oLZsm)

With a person such as yourself, I can understand why.

I've gotten accused of being anti woman cause I usually have problems working with them as supervisors.

I told one of them, I have no problem working for anyone who knows what they're doing. I let them ponder what the rest of that statement would be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (x3GpS)

245 According to US DOL stats - Year to date H2-B visas
for Maids and Housecleaning Services = 6168

90+ percent from Spanish speaking countries.

So Kelly is stupid , but not necessarily wrong.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (1+7D3)

246 If the undocumented mojados are outlawed, only outlaws will have clean toilets!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (QM5S2)

247

OT

Nice.

Mollie Hemingway Named First Winner of Noel Sheppard Media Blogger of the Year Award

At the Tenth Anniversary party for NewsBusters on Monday night, attended by more than 100 at the Hamilton in Washington, DC, the first annual Noel Sheppard Media Blogger of the Year Award was presented to Mollie Hemingway, Senior Editor of The Federalist blog.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (qCMvj)

248 Take a breath, cuckservatives.

Well, that about ends that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (OSs/l)

249 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (VPLuQ)


Yeah, Kate could probably hire white people that would stick around if she didn't pay so shitty. She knows the little brown people will stick around for table scraps though.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (xSCb6)

250 "White people accusing other white people of racism is just fucking wearing me down"


That happens when people note that your description of your hiring practices tends to produce only one racial result. That may be an unfair characterization. That may be the results of the demographics of the geographical area you hire in.

But as you wrote it, it certainly sounded like that was your intended result.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (hLRSq)

251 Take a breath, cuckservatives.
Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm)

And there it is, folks, Kate58 fully shows her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst)

252
I didnt think it was racist.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (iQIUe)

253 "If you kick all Latinos out of this country, who is going to be cleaning your toilet Donald Trump" - Kelly Osbourne

I'm sorry, Ms. Osbourne, but we simply cannot pull you out of this ditch. I suggest you leave the country for a few years. Stay north of the equator, though. Try Greenland.

Posted by: SKDKnickerbocker at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (1CroS)

254 Having lived in Texas pretty much my whole life, I notice that the people who take the most advantage of illegals are other immigrants who speak English no matter where they are from originally.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (xVgrA)

255
Just think, if we kicked all the latinos out, how many jobs would be open for citizens.

*and don't give me that "jobs americans wont' do" crap cause a lot of those jobs discriminate against americans and males*
---
There are only jobs that people won't do when the wage offered is too low. i'd shovel shit all day for 300K a year.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (/eTPT)

256 So Kelly is stupid , but not necessarily wrong.

I'm pretty sure there are more than 6168 unemployed legal residents of Indiana alone who are qualified to scrub toilets.

But then they'd lose their "benefits", so they won't.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:59 PM (/kI1Q)

257 Take a breath, cuckservatives.

Yeah, there it is. That's all you really need to know.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 04, 2015 03:59 PM (39g3+)

258 Take a breath, cuckservatives.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm)



Thanks for the tell. Give the kleagle our regards, m'kay?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 04, 2015 03:59 PM (hLRSq)

259 And there it is, folks, Kate58 fully shows her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst)

AoSHQ rule number one, pic's or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (0FSuD)

260 1. This is hilarious. Hoist upon her own petard.

2. Basically it just confirms what I've long thought about the left and their affinity for illegal immigration: they want slave labor. It's no coincidence that whenever they talk about "those jobs Americans won't do" it's always some kind of menial labor like hotel maids and gardeners and janitors.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (KkVB6)

261 I know snark is the AoS stock in trade, but our current wage scale is between $14 - $20 per hour. LA just passed a mandatory $15 minimum wage, so slam away, bohemians, it's wonderful to wallow with the uninformed.

Kelly's remark wasn't racist, and neither were mine. Take a breath, cuckservatives.
Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm)


Oh Hector...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (FhT/k)

262 ***"Kelly's remark wasn't racist, and neither were mine. Take a breath, cuckservatives.


Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm) "***


Yeah, they were. And it looks like you just doubled down it.


So weird to see a white supremacist deny their supremacy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (xSCb6)

263 Kate58 fully shows her ass.


Posted by: Insomniac

Is it a dimply one like yesterday??

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (8ikIW)

264 Kelly's remark wasn't racist, and neither were mine. Take a breath, cuckservatives.


Uh oh. Somebody better fire up the Gabesignal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (8ZskC)

265 There is a very easy solution to the immigration debate.

Seal the border, unrestricted immigration... from Europe.

The GOPe money men get their cheap labor.
Republicans get votes.
Democrats get all those vibrant immigrants who are only looking for a better life that they claim we need to prosper.

Problem solved.

Posted by: MC Slammer at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (eKIg1)

266 I bet a latino could be that stupid for half of what they pay Kelly.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 04:01 PM (/eTPT)

267 snorting diet coke feels...
---
so you can get high without getting fat now?




Not on diet Coke. You only get a mild buzz.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:01 PM (0ugVu)

268 I move we enslave Canada.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

269 263 Kate58 fully shows her ass.


Posted by: Insomniac

Is it a dimply one like yesterday??
Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (8ikIW)

Like fifty pounds of tapioca in a five-pound sack.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:01 PM (2Ojst)

270 I'm pretty sure there are more than 6168 unemployed legal residents of Indiana alone who are qualified to scrub toilets.

But then they'd lose their "benefits", so they won't.



Yeah. Good thing unemployment is only 5.2% or something...

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:01 PM (1+7D3)

271 This Blog is full of noises, Sounds and sweet airs that give delight and hurt not...
Pull my finger, dear cousin.

Posted by: zombie shakespeare at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (kivUY)

272 Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 03:56 PM (oLZsm)

A persons true colors will come through.

People have a hard time not being themselves. Which is why I don't trust actors or politicians.

Either they're lying or they believe what they're saying and either way they're full of waste material.

And Kate, you should give it a rest, you were the one who made the comments that brought all of that up. You weren't singled out, you made yourself a target.

Probably on purpose. You couldn't wait to slam. In fact your comments previous were meant to elicit the response you got.

That makes you a moby and a troll.

And as for you're claims of owning a business and paying this or that wage?

Everyone on the internet is beautiful and rich. Just ask them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (x3GpS)

273
A bunch of you jump all over kate unfairly and she loses her temper and calls you a name back. Boo hoo hoo!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

274 OK, y'all win. I'm gonna go pout under my pointy hood. Meanwhile I'm the one supporting a dozen Latino families 52 weeks a year, for 16 years.

Honestly talking about race issue on this site always ends up in an apology, so I'm yer Huckleberry.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (oLZsm)

275 " Take a breath, cuckservatives."


Heh.

Kate was funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (LA7Cm)

276 redc1c4: "You see, I remember the Seventies..."

then you weren't there...


Bravo. And where's my veal?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (1CroS)

277 And there it is, folks, Kate58 fully shows her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 03:58 PM (2Ojst)


Some of them are so self-loathing, they WANT you to see it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (TOk1P)

278 I don't know either, but boy, could it pick lettuce!

Posted by: JUST THE PUNCHLINE! at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

279 Like fifty pounds of tapioca in a five-pound sack.


Posted by: Insomniac

I'm gonna need a bigger spoon...

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (8ikIW)

280 Kelly Osborn? WTF? Homely, stupid, untalented. Why does anyone fucking care what fool thinks?

Posted by: maddogg at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (xWW96)

281 Isn't the basic formulation of this argument:

"If (grossly bigoted, malicious political stereotype), then (grossly bigoted, malicious racial stereotype)"?

In other words, today ends with a "y".

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (bLnSU)

282 I pay hispanics with tacos and sombreros.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (oFCZn)

283 I know this much, without the Latinas there's nobody left to work at my company.

That's some Marcotte-grade stupid right there.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 03:45 PM (/kI1Q)


I don't run a business & I don't know Kate##, but have read this often.

When Welfare benefits pay more than crappy jobs, people stop doing crappy jobs: especially "hot" jobs like hotel/hospital laundry ...

Posted by: Adriane the Business Critic ... at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (qOsoH)

284
Yeah, this goes past the "play by your rules" thing. Its incredibly insulting to suggest that hispanics are exclusively cleaning hotel rooms.
---
technically is think it's more like
to suggest that hotel rooms are exclusively cleaned by hispanics. Because Landscaping.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (/eTPT)

285 I don't know why I can only get little brown people to work for me in a majority little brown area when I only pay what little brown people will accept for a wage.

Posted by: Katie598 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (xSCb6)

286 There are only jobs that people won't do
when the wage offered is too low. i'd shovel
shit all day for 300K a year.


I'd carry it in bare hands for $300k.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (0ugVu)

287 What is that? Hawaiian noises?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (W5DcG)

288 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 03:57 PM (OSs/l)

And she didn't use a sarc tag either!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (x3GpS)

289 Everyone on the internet is beautiful and rich. Just ask them.

Not me. Uglier'n homemade sin.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (/kI1Q)

290 Never heard of this cretin before. Beware of giving these idiots more exposure than they deserve.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (E5UB0)

291 **clap clap** Wipers!

Posted by: Kelly Osborne at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (evdj2)

292 i don't think anyone takes her seriously anytime anywhere, not even the viewers of infotainment news.

Posted by: hanson bros. B-) at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (CrYC8)

293 265 There is a very easy solution to the immigration debate.

Seal the border, unrestricted immigration... from Europe.

The GOPe money men get their cheap labor.
Republicans get votes.
Democrats get all those vibrant immigrants who are only looking for a better life that they claim we need to prosper.

Problem solved.
Posted by: MC Slammer at August 04, 2015 04:00 PM (eKIg1)

The problem with that is Europe's own serious illegal immigration problem from North Africa and the Middle East-they would happily ship all of those people to us. We already have no idea how many ISIS types have marched across the Southern Border, we don't need to add to it.

Posted by: Moki at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (x303I)

294 I'm so old I remember when Black people were a major part of the construction and hospitality/service industry. Now all the subcontractors on job sites are white owned and 100% latino labor. This may be true only here in Socal and the southwest in general, but will be the norm where you live too in a few yrs

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Ii765)

295
Kate doesnt comment often but she has been here a while. And yes, the comments directed at her were stupid and unfair and crossed a line. But of course as in the past, the fucking mob rules. Get over it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (iQIUe)

296 You know why liberals hate Mexican/Latinos?



They WORK. The favorite liberal class does NOT work like Mexicans.



Go to any construction site, anywhere.



See any thugs working?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

297 Too literate for Hector. And I think "Kate" is actually a guy by the 'voice' of "her" comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (kivUY)

298 Meanwhile I'm the one supporting a dozen Latino families 52 weeks a year, for 16 years.

Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (oLZsm)



You're not supporting anybody, you rotten fool. You either pay them what their labor is worth, or you are exploiting them.


There is no third option here.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (TOk1P)

299 There are only jobs that people won't do when the wage offered is too low. i'd shovel shit all day for 300K a year.
Posted by: buzzsaw90

Exactly, does anyone really think if we got serious about illegal immigration that somehow we'd have jobs that no one would do?

Yea, your grocery bill might be a few nickels higher for the produce, but the crops would still get picked.

Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.

Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (RHqMo)

300 I don't always clean my toilet but when I do I make sure I have a Latino do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (OGm46)

301 Man I love that La Bamba song.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (oFCZn)

302 when I only pay what little brown people will accept for a wage.
Posted by: Katie598 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (xSCb6)


Odd, I thought you said you paid $15-$20 an hour. I know lots of white people who work for that amount.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (FhT/k)

303 I always use a Latina to clean my toilet, but it's hard to fit her head under the rim.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (2Ojst)

304
"Bill Maher said something similar, if you work through it logically.

He was saying how he hated his first job, frying fish, as a student, and how no one would want to do that, etc.

So, it sounds so noble, but if you think about it, he's basically saying white college kids shouldn't do physical labor, that's for the brown people."




Well, he probably made more frying fish than his role in DC Cab.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)

305 LOL

This is what these open borders leftists (and corporatist GOPers) really think.

She just fucked up and said it.

Posted by: Warden at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (wHAYQ)

306 I want an America that has so many hot Swedish chicks that they agree to scrub toilets. This may be Trumps next big message.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (oDCMR)

307 Everyone on the internet is beautiful and rich. Just ask them.

In fairness, my dick is also beautiful and rich.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (evdj2)

308 "I'd carry it in bare hands for $300k."
Em...do they have a 401K?


What do they offer at the employee lunch line?

Do they offer daycare?

Is there a breastfeeding room?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (VPLuQ)

309 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (iQIUe)


I didn't realize that you were also an idiot.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (xSCb6)

310 What I can not figure out is why we can not make these hard working Mexicans into Republicans.



They share all our values, Family, Faith and hard work.



Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (0FSuD)

311 Pro Tip: Never trust a cluckservative.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

312 Oh, Kelly *Osbourne* not Kelly Osborne. Well, her father wrote Paranoid and Iron Man. I can't criticize her too much.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (E5UB0)

313 What's actually funny is that Kelly Osbourne is trying to attack Trump by virtue of a statistic that she thinks makes her point but actually makes his point.

And then proceeds to beclown herself by offending Hispanics with what seems to her and her elitist circle to be a fact of life.

Her expression was priceless and said it all.

" What? Hispanics DON'T clean toilets?"

hurf hurf hurf

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (1+7D3)

314 Yea, your grocery bill might be a few nickels higher for the produce, but the crops would still get picked.


Robot prices are coming down.
http://is.gd/snxwzS

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (/kI1Q)

315 BTW I run a small cleaning company in LA, and every one of our dozen workers ... y'know, the ones who scrub your toilet ... are either Mexican or Guatamalan, so I'm trying to figure out where she supposedly went off the rails.

LA. Center of the universe.

The rest of the country isn't LA.

And female Asian reporters are not really "a thing" out here either.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (b65cm)

316 Gee. Think the sanctuary city shit of Southern California might have a skewing effect on the job market?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

317 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.
Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (RHqMo)


True. But we also didn't have the welfare state that we do today.

Posted by: Adriane the Business Critic ... at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (qOsoH)

318 I went to a Taco Bell the other day but I had to leave because the two people at the counter were both black. Clearly trying to appropriate Latino culture.

#LatinoLivesMatterWhenWeCanUseThemToBashRepublicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (OGm46)

319 Posted by: Kate58 at August 04, 2015 04:02 PM (oLZsm)

If you truly were running a business (something I doubt) you have supported anyone. They do the work. You do the paper work and reap the reward from their labor.

Who's supporting who now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (x3GpS)

320 LA just passed a mandatory $15 minimum wage"

Er, not quite, MooPoo. But good try, none the less...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (C9pBZ)

321 See any thugs working?



Asking for a friend.


Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

No and the Hispanics don't beg either.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (R8hU8)

322 The metric system and toilet brushes are easily embraced by Latinos.

Posted by: Bernice Sanders at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xQX/f)

323 ***"Odd, I thought you said you paid $15-$20 an hour. I know lots of white people who work for that amount.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:06 PM (FhT/k)"***


That was a sock. 15-20 an hour probably doesn't amount to much when you consider the cost of living in SoCal.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (xSCb6)

324 Robot prices are coming down.
http://is.gd/snxwzS


OMG! That's a travesty! We have to #FightFor15 for Electronic-Americans!

Posted by: Chad Touchscreen at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (b65cm)

325 Iran balked at The Deal (tm), and accused the US of breaking it. Jack Black could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (+4uXG)

326 317 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.
Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (RHqMo)

True. But we also didn't have the welfare state that we do today.
Posted by: Adriane the Business Critic ... at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (qOsoH)

It's a fair point. When I can get 45-65k worth of cash and in-kind benefits for doing nothing, from a cold cost-benefit analysis, why would I want to get a job?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (2Ojst)

327 You know why liberals hate Mexican/Latinos?



They WORK. The favorite liberal class does NOT work like Mexicans.



Go to any construction site, anywhere.



See any thugs working?



Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Nip Sip

That will all change on a dime if they are given some sort of blanket amnesty and access to benefits.

I tend to think the reason WHY they are hard workers is because they have to.

Black unemployment is sky high because they don't have to work to survive. Simple as that.

But you bring a black person from somewhere like Kenya and don't let them have access to federal housing, food stamps, ObamaPhones, welfare etc and you'll also see a hard worker.

Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (RHqMo)

328 302 when I only pay what little brown people will accept for a wage.
Posted by: Katie598 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (xSCb6)

Odd, I thought you said you paid $15-$20 an hour. I know lots of white people who work for that amount.

---

To be honest, I'm a white Hispanic who wouldn't clean toilets for that pay.

But, yeah, Kate's being ridiculous

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (GvNnD)

329 Nip Sip, black man != thug or vice versa, if that was what you were implying.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (7Am4g)

330 Iran balked at The Deal (tm), and accused the US of breaking it.


Is it safe to assume that they have already received the money?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (evdj2)

331 305
LOL



This is what these open borders leftists (and corporatists GOPers) really think.



She just fucked up and said it.



Yep. It's less about the offensive stereotype and more about a look into the minds of the elitists.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (1+7D3)

332 "No and the Hispanics don't beg either."


It's funny. I see street beggars on the corner just about every day. Never see a Hispanic one, always white or black.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (LA7Cm)

333 >>Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.

We were a nation of dirty toilets.

The Tidy Bowl Man is from Juarez. True story.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (OGm46)

334 Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:09 PM (xSCb6)

Yeah, I realized it was a sock after I posted.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (FhT/k)

335 The View:

tv for stupid people

Posted by: seamrog at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (YW/r/)

336 KellyO's an idiot, but all celebrities are idiots. She sang three things that I liked: a Christmas carol a capella, Shut Up, and She is Beautiful (with Andrew WK.)

Posted by: gp at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (mk9aG)

337 If her daddy got deported for polluting the US with this defective cunt, who would bite the heads off the bats and pee on the Alamo?

Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (2oWD2)

338 My Portuguese Water Dog drinks out of my toilet. Does that counet?

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (OD2ni)

339 So Sometimes You Want to do Some Low-Risk Progressive Moral Preening and Collect Your Knee-Jerk Seal-Claps for Your Thick-Headed-but-Politically-Correct Statement, But Then You Accidentally Veer Off Into a Ditch and Say Something Condescendingly Racist

***

This is almost Allahpundit good.

lefty veers into truth, news at 11.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (664w+)

340 (Looking at the Kardashians, Jenners, Hiltons, Miley Cyrus, Osborns, Richey, etc. etc.)

How the fuck did they ever get on TV in the first place?
______________________

Miley Cyrus got on t.v. by doing multiple auditions for the role of Hannah Montana. Disney wanted a young actress who could actually sing the songs, and Miley had the best voice of the actresses who made the final cut (from the thousands who tried out). Miley almost didn't get picked because the Disney execs thought she was too young; they wanted someone a couple of years older, but the older actresses they were considering did not sing as well as Miley, so in the end she got the part.

The others you've named are just the spawn of famous people, and none of them have any particular talent, other than the talent of self-promotion.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (kGrdk)

341 But of course "RAYYYYYYYYYCISSSM" is much more fun to feel all morally superior about so by all means , carry on.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1+7D3)

342 I'd carry it in bare hands for $300k.Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:03 PM (0ugVu)---For 300K, you can buy a pair of gloves.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (/eTPT)

343 "Having lived in Texas pretty much my whole life, I notice that the people who take the most advantage of illegals are other immigrants who speak English no matter where they are from originally."

Here in the SF Bay Area, some of the wildcat roofing firms who work without permits or insurance are run by Koreans. The Koreans hire illegal Mexicans and send them out on steeply pitched roofs three stories up, without safety harnesses or scaffolding.

If Pedro puts a foot wrong and ends his roofing career as a Junior Birdman, the Koreans and their operation evaporate the moment Pedro hits the ground, leaving the homeowner to sort out the charges and the lawsuits.

Protip: if your tradesmen don't actually paint their business particulars on the sides of their vehicles, they might not be on the up and up.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (noWW6)

344 337 If her daddy got deported for polluting the US with this defective cunt, who would bite the heads off the bats and pee on the Alamo?
Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (2oWD2)

For the kind of money Ozzy's made? I'll take the job.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (2Ojst)

345 In fairness, my dick is also beautiful and rich.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (evdj2)

Yes, but like mine, it only works after an hour of blue pill prep.

Vic get's my drugs for me. Email him. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (0FSuD)

346 And female Asian reporters are not really "a thing" out here either.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (b65cm)


Tom, I'm standing here at the AoSHQ comments section flipping the bird at an AmishDude. Back to you.

Posted by: Trisha Takanawa, Quahog 5 News at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (8hctH)

347 America's toilets were filthy before the Immigration Reform Act of 1965.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

348 It's a fair point. When I can get 45-65k worth of cash and in-kind benefits for doing nothing, from a cold cost-benefit analysis, why would I want to get a job?

At least, not one 'on the books'. Decades ago I maintained that people on welfare needed to go somewhere and watch movies all day. It's not that they didn't work, it's that they didn't work regular jobs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2)

349

Fun OT, link from Instapundit

TRAILER: I, Whiskey: The Spirit of the Market.

http://bit.ly/1gFhChh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (qCMvj)

350 Liberals always use a version of this argument...if you kick out all the illegals, who will pick vegetables? I guess picking vegetables is noble, but cleaning toilets is racist.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (0LHZx)

351 332 "No and the Hispanics don't beg either."


It's funny. I see street beggars on the corner just about every day. Never see a Hispanic one, always white or black.

---

Really? This is deeply weird to me.

I will say I've never seen an Asian begging, but then I don't live in a place with a ton of Asians at all

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (GvNnD)

352 The metric system and toilet brushes are easily embraced by Latinos. Posted by: Bernice Sanders at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xQX/f)---So is my wife!

Posted by: cuckhold at August 04, 2015 04:13 PM (/eTPT)

353 Now that I am officially ditching NYC for Texas come this November, I couldn't be happier.

Posted by: Heralder at August 04, 2015 04:13 PM (ECROs)

354
I thought there was rule that you didn sock known commenters here so as to avoid the bullshit that just happened?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)

355 Somebody's cleaning the toilets

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 04, 2015 04:14 PM (oFCZn)

356 Now that I am officially ditching NYC for Texas come this November, I couldn't be happier. "

As a recent "mover to Texas" myself, Welcome!

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:14 PM (C9pBZ)

357 I will say I've never seen an Asian begging, but then I don't live in a place with a ton of Asians at all

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (GvNnD)


I've never witnessed it. I think there is still such a deeply ingrained sense of shame over that sort of thing in many of the Asian cultures.

Posted by: Heralder at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (ECROs)

358 "When I can get 45-65k worth of cash and in-kind benefits for doing nothing, from a cold cost-benefit analysis, why would I want to get a job?"

Reiterating a point I made previously:

If there were a country somewhere on the planet where they were stupid enough to give me, at their public expense, a standard of living far better than I could ever attain by working for a living in America, simply for my showing up and demanding it, I would be packing my bags tomorrow morning.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (noWW6)

359 Man, I'm seriously veering into "never read the comments" territory.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (bLnSU)

360 The View:

tv for stupid people
Posted by: seamrog at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (YW/r/)


TV IS for stupid people.

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (JvPqF)

361 329
Nip Sip, black man != thug or vice versa, if that was what you were implying.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (7Am4g)

Yes, busted. See any Black guys at a construction site lately?

I see a few, they know Spanish and are instruction the others.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (0FSuD)

362
I didn't realize that you were also an idiot.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:07 PM (xSCb6)

=========
And you are also a sucker of cock!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (iQIUe)

363 who will pick vegetables?

Robots.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)

364 If Pedro puts a foot wrong and ends his roofing career as a Junior Birdman, the Koreans and their operation evaporate the moment Pedro hits the ground, leaving the homeowner to sort out the charges and the lawsuits.

Protip: if your tradesmen don't actually paint their business particulars on the sides of their vehicles, they might not be on the up and up.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (noWW6)


__________

Those home owners get what they deserve. If you're going to hire scumbags, but cheap scumbags, tough shit when a job goes poorly.

Every watch that Adam Carolla show To Catch a Contractor? It's usually immigrant "contractors" who don't know a hamer from a wrench. And I always wonder why the fuck would you hire these people in the first place?

But we live in a society where everyone is always a victim.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (0LHZx)

365 Oddly enough, if you spend any time in Mexico what you won't see too much of is perfectly manicured lawns and a focus on bathroom cleanliness.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (OGm46)

366 Shit, you guys are no better than leftys and their mob behavior. Sheesh!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (iQIUe)

367 ***"I thought there was rule that you didn sock known commenters here so as to avoid the bullshit that just happened?"***


That's why the sock was a variant on the commenter's name.


Somehow I don't think Kate really needs your White Knighting.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (xSCb6)

368 >>>>Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.

Does it need to be said?
A lot of jobs our recent immigrants provide are household-related, things that used to be done back when the wife stayed home, and when the weekends weren't booked to the gills w/activities to make up for mom and dad being hard at work all week. Or when there was a husband around to do stuff like yard work (instead of divorced/remarried/never lived there in the first place)..

Not a value judgment, just a different lifestyle.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (NOIQH)

369 Some YouTube commenter asked if this is how libs really view hispanics. Hell yes it is! It's why libs don't want to teach them English in the schools. They are afraid they might have to clean their own toilets.

And save some money on welfare by killing babies!

And sell the dead baby's organs so science can cure a disease you might get later in life!

Libs are the most greedy self-serving pieces of shit to ever walk the planet.

Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (2oWD2)

370 Man, I'm seriously veering into "never read the comments" territory.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (bLnSU)


I hope not, but I can't blame you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Business Critic ... at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (qOsoH)

371 Tom, I'm standing here at the AoSHQ comments section flipping the bird at an AmishDude. Back to you.
Posted by: Trisha Takanawa, Quahog 5 News at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (8hctH)


Exactly. Apparently in LA it's a "thing" that all the on-the-street reporters are Asian women. So much so that it's a joke.

But only in LA. Which is apparently the center of the universe.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (b65cm)

372 Kelly said that giving them a bowl brush first is equal to raising the minimum wage, in liberal chits.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (VndSC)

373 Oddly enough, if you spend any time in Mexico what you won't see too much of is perfectly manicured lawns and a focus on bathroom cleanliness."

That's Racist!

*looks around and asks: Did I do that right?*

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (C9pBZ)

374 "And female Asian reporters are not really "a thing" out here either. "

Is that actually a thing?

One of our local stations seems to be hiring them by the bucketful.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (VPLuQ)

375 I will say I've never seen an Asian begging, but then I don't live in a place with a ton of Asians at all


I ben heah fo owa. I go now.
-Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (0ugVu)

376 354
I thought there was rule that you didn sock known commenters here so as to avoid the bullshit that just happened?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)


In general if you sock a regular, you change it so it's obviously not them. The name was different, I just missed it.

As to being a regular, I've been here quite a while and I didn't recognize the name.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (FhT/k)

377 Labor Shortages Prompt Strawberry Picking Automation

http://is.gd/MxigZp

Robots...doing the work illegal aliens won't do.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:17 PM (/kI1Q)

378 357 I will say I've never seen an Asian begging, but then I don't live in a place with a ton of Asians at all

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:12 PM (GvNnD)

I've never witnessed it. I think there is still such a deeply ingrained sense of shame over that sort of thing in many of the Asian cultures.

---

But begging is definitely a thing in Asia? So I guess it's either that Asians are such a tiny minority in my area (I think that's most likely) and beggars are a tiny minority of the population at all, or it's something in specifically Asian-American culture

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (GvNnD)

379 It is!! Wanna buy a toothbrush?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (evdj2)

380 366 Shit, you guys are no better than leftys and their mob behavior. Sheesh!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:16 PM (iQIUe)

I'm sure the Hot Air button on your computer works.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (2Ojst)

381 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.
***
Watch an old movie.

For example, in T2, the shitty pickup truck driven by a gardener is a cracker ass cracker. White people actually did blue collar jobs before democrats' Invasion USA strategy introduced a servant subclass to America

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (664w+)

382 I met her once. Not exactly a mensa candidate, but anyone who did not realize this from the get-go is dumber than she is

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (St6BJ)

383 Is it racist to clean my own toilet?

Just trying to keep up here.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (1+7D3)

384 One of the major problems with the welfare system as it currently operates is that there is no provision for letting someone transition to a paid job.

Start working and even before the first paycheck, you're cut off.

There could be ways to work it out but there's too much risk of fraud and as of right now they don't allocate much money seeking out fraud.

And BTW, many of kate's supposed workers probably ARE receiving some welfare benefits. It's just very easy when you already have access to false papers and those who can provide them. There are people in the neighborhood who will help you work your way through the various systems.

Where I was foreman I always was approached for working under the counter. We refused as we were a Defense contractor and as such under went a greater degree of scrutiny as to who we hired. Other wise who knows what would have been the policy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (x3GpS)

385 Wow, over 350 comments and we are pissing on someone. I need cliff's notes to keep up.


ace loves the traffic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

386 This thread is outta control....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:19 PM (LA7Cm)

387 "I will say I've never seen an Asian begging"

What I have seen repeatedly around here is affluent Asian immigrants, especially Chinese, getting dropped off in late model luxury cars to stand in line at the food banks.

They're a pragmatic culture. And very food centric. Hey, these gweilos are dumb enough to GIVE AWAY FOOD, how stupid would it be not to stock up courtesy of their charity?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (noWW6)

388 Was that an "American accent" coming out of her mouth? What's up with that? Last time I paid attention to her she and her little British brother were on Ozzy's reality show spitting out attempts at sarcastic humor, in an English accent.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (OZmbA)

389 In Houston all the street reporters seems to be Indian.


As in "did you plug it in?" Indian.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (IPzoI)

390 Bumper sticker:

HONK IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN A VOCALIST FOR BLACK SABBATH

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (j1VIK)

391 Wow, over 350 comments and we are pissing on someone."

Who's "we" kemosabe?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (C9pBZ)

392 Well, back in the stone age I worked as a motel maid a couple summers, i.e., I cleaned other people's toilets.
Of course, at the time I didn't know I was doing it because I'm "Hispanic." In fact, the Hispanic "race" had not yet been invented.

Most of the other maids were ordinary crackers. There were 2 blacks. Only 2 of us were immigrants, me and a Filipina, both of us quite legal.

Amazing how the USA once managed to fill those jobs with natives or legals. Yep. You could make some summer cash, work toward school costs, or supplement your family's income. Whatever.

But now we "need" open borders. Why???

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (cN9Sk)

393
"Who will we get to clean our toilets?"

A - Farrakhan's Army of 10,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (St6BJ)

394 317 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.
Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:05 PM (RHqMo)


Even during slavery, people would treat the indentured Irish worse.

Slaves you owned and therefore took care of. The Irish were like a rented car.

Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (P/xrJ)

395 If I'm reading these comments correctly (for shame, amiright?), then there is a Kate58 and a Katie598 and I *believe* that one Kate's comments are being taken as the other Kate's - leading to confusion and bad juju.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (C4cQf)

396
317 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.
---
you had us

Posted by: The Irish at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (/eTPT)

397 Screw you, Takanawa, I report on things you don't!

Posted by: Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal, WBHZ Chicago at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (kivUY)

398 Ace,

I just want to affirm that you are right in calling Osborne's comments _accidentally_ racist. Surely if she had a do over, she'd not say the idiot thing she said.

And yet... I take a supremely GUILTY pleasure in hearing a leftist stuff her foot in her mouth.

This is akin to Goldberg's "rape rape" idiot comment - only (and ironically) far more innocuous.





Posted by: _Dave_ at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (l2dSQ)

399 You've never seen Asians begging? Go to China. Or Korea. Plenty of beggars. That's because there is limited welfare.

In America, most beggars are white or black but that's because THEY are the ones who are ashamed of going on welfare. Asians and Hispanics don't have qualms about going on welfare, hence you don't see them begging here.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (0LHZx)

400 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think this video was tampered with and probably by someone close to that racist liar Bush. This person would have never said such a thing because she voted for Presdent oblama and is a big supporter of persons of all colors.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lNSdJ)

401 363 who will pick vegetables?

Robots.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:15 PM (/kI1Q)


Who eats vegetables in the first place? Problem solved. Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (St6BJ)

402 As in "did you plug it in?" Indian.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (IPzoI)


RAYCISS!!
If you kick all the Indians out of the country, who will answer your customer service calls??

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (TOk1P)

403 Is it racist to clean my own toilet?

Cultural appropriation, h8r.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

404 "As in "did you plug it in?" Indian."


And what is that supposed to mean?

Posted by: Patel at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (LA7Cm)

405 Who?

Posted by: West at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (1Rgee)

406 Who eats vegetables in the first place? Problem solved. Next.


Vegetables are what food eats.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)

407 Somehow all the dirty jobs got done here before we had an invasion of the 3rd world.

See Heather's comment at 116

Here, I'll save you the scroll up:
Anyway, there's no shortage of able-bodied citizens and legal residents ("refugees"), but the government pays them not to work.

Immigrant and non immigrant visas being handed out like candy +
Massive Expansion of Unemployment Insurance-EBT and other gubmint money +
Gubmint Lies about actual Unemployment rate =

USA 2015

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (1+7D3)

408 Who eats vegetables in the first place?"

Food, that's who. Or "what", to be correct...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:22 PM (C9pBZ)

409
In Soviet Meh-hee-ki, toilet clean usted!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (St6BJ)

410 I cleaned office buildings and their toilets when I was a struggling college student. Always wondered why I craved tamales and tacos after the work night was over.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (vyAun)

411 True. But we also didn't have the welfare state that we do today.
Posted by: Adriane the Business Critic ... at August 04, 2015 04:08 PM (qOsoH)

It's a fair point. When I can get 45-65k worth of cash and in-kind benefits for doing nothing, from a cold cost-benefit analysis, why would I want to get a job?
______________________________

Saw a piece on Puerto Rico coffee growers, about 5 or 6 years ago. It said that the growers were desperate for coffee bean pickers, but the jobs usually went begging because too many Puerto Ricans would rather just collect their U.S. welfare checks instead. Showed several unemployed PR citizens, in shadows (haha, literally, so they could hide their lazy faces) talking about how they weren't going to lower themselves to get up every day and go to some hot, tiring job picking coffee beans, when they could stay home and do whatever they wanted, and get their welfare checks.

Can't really blame people for making a rational economic decision. But I can blame the politicians who are stupid enough to use our money to allow people to be able to make the choice to be lazy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (kGrdk)

412 ***"then there is a Kate58 and a Katie598 and I *believe* that one Kate's comments are being taken as the other Kate's -"***


No, there was exactly one comment by Katie598 and only one person was confused and realized his mistake.


The problem is that Kate and perhaps a couple oof others have missed the point in that here we have lefties hoisting themselves on their own petard and ace and most everyone else is pointing that out.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (xSCb6)

413 Missoula, MT....college town of about 100K people.

Guess the race of people doing the following jobs:

- maids
- janitors
- dishwashers
- burger flippers
- yard workers
- construction workers

If you guessed white, you win a prize. There are very few illegals in the area. And somehow restaurants operate, as do hotels. Yards look good and new buildings magically go up all the time.

Amazing, huh?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (0LHZx)

414 OT: Shots fired at Camp Shelby, MS. Appears to have been a drive by.


http://tiny.cc/o1rf1x

Posted by: Country Singer at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (8hctH)

415 I thought there was rule that you didn sock known commenters here so as to avoid the bullshit that just happened?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)

There aren't no rules.

More like guidelines and recommendations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (x3GpS)

416 >>If you kick all the Indians out of the country, who will answer your customer service calls??

Same people who answering them today, Indians. I used to be in a business that housed a lot of call routers for companies. A huge portion of that traffic was been piped to India.

Hello, this is Bob. May I help you?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (OGm46)

417 Regarding the Toilet Brush thing: why in the world would anyone buy a brand new toilet brush to send to Mayor Asshole, when almost everyone will no doubt already have a good and freshly used one to send instead? Keep the new one for your own use, yeah?

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (vd4oB)

418 Who eats vegetables in the first place? Problem solved. Next.
------------------------------

Those who wrap them in bacon. As long as the vegetable is a hot pepper, stuffed with cheese.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (VndSC)

419 Does it need to be said?
A lot of jobs our recent immigrants provide are household-related, things that used to be done back when the wife stayed home, and when the weekends weren't booked to the gills w/activities to make up for mom and dad being hard at work all week. Or when there was a husband around to do stuff like yard work (instead of divorced/remarried/never lived there in the first place)..

Not a value judgment, just a different lifestyle.
Posted by: Lizzy

That's true, but let's be honest, if there was a "disturbance" there, it's not like the country would descend into chaos. The neighbor's kid is suddenly interested in making a few extra bucks mowing your lawn or a Mom vacuums the house herself, etc.

With the big push for higher minimum wages and companies being forced into ObamaCare, you're going to see an explosion in automation that I could see filling many of the jobs low skilled illegals do today.

Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (RHqMo)

420 Amazing how the USA once managed to fill those jobs
with natives or legals. Yep. You could make some summer cash, work
toward school costs, or supplement your family's income. Whatever.



But now we "need" open borders. Why???





Posted by: Margarita DeVille

I remember a lot of the summer vacation places would hire young college kids to work the summers to help out the older regulars. After the summer they would be replaced by fewer older ladies.

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (8ikIW)

421 "And BTW, many of kate's supposed workers probably ARE receiving some welfare benefits."

The elephant in the room: education.

Even if adult illegals draw nothing at all in public benefits of any kind, if they have kids, then regardless of whether or not those kids are citizens, the black-robed radicals have decreed that those kids must be educated at public expense.

Here in Commiefornia that works out to about fourteen thousand dollars a year, every year, for every single kid thus enrolled.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (noWW6)

422 " then there is a Kate58 and a Katie598"


Yes. It seemed clear to me that they were two different commenters and 598 was busting on 58.

Posted by: Patel at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (LA7Cm)

423 If you kick all the Indians out of the country, who will answer your customer service calls??



Since all the call are routed thru Bombay, they still will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (0ugVu)

424 Mr. Clean the muscle bear fag or the White Knight or the Ty-D-Bowl man?

Fight!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (St6BJ)

425 But begging is definitely a thing in Asia? So I
guess it's either that Asians are such a tiny minority in my area (I
think that's most likely) and beggars are a tiny minority of the
population at all, or it's something in specifically Asian-American
culture

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:18 PM (GvNnD)


Possibly. I think in Asian-American culture, there is a more a desire to be well-off, that's why you wouldn't lower yourself. I don't have that on authority, just observations. That and Asian immigrants tend to be famously hard working and rely on families for support when times are tough as opposed to going to the street,

Posted by: Heralder at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (ECROs)

426 Shit, get away, Patel.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (LA7Cm)

427 When I happen to evacuate my bowels (which doesn't stink by the way) at my palatial estate, I just have the toilet replaced. No need for cleaning.

Posted by: Mr. Loo Loo at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (j3ReE)

428 And what is that supposed to mean?"

"You've reached the Dell Express Services Center. My name is, er, John. Yes, John. How can I help you today?"

At least that's my take...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (C9pBZ)

429 If I'm reading these comments correctly (for shame,
amiright?), then there is a Kate58 and a Katie598 and I *believe* that
one Kate's comments are being taken as the other Kate's - leading to
confusion and bad juju.


Posted by: Al Shabbah at August 04, 2015 04:20 PM (C4cQf)


It's not bad juju. Kate said some dumb things, and got raked for them, as anyone might, and most of us have had done to us.


Then some of our chivalrous dandies decided it wasn't nice for us to pick on the poor, defenseless rayciss girl, so they objected. Rather tepidly, I might add.


To be forgotten as soon as the next post is posted.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:25 PM (TOk1P)

430 Who will be governors of some of our states and run our 7-11's if we kick out all the Indians.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:25 PM (vyAun)

431 410 I cleaned office buildings and their toilets when I was a struggling college student. Always wondered why I craved tamales and tacos after the work night was over.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:23 PM (vyAun)


Did they give you a brush and gloves when you were promoted?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:25 PM (St6BJ)

432 Oh my god...it was my drugs. My drugs bloody ruined her. The drugs...and Satan. SATAN!

Posted by: Ozzy at August 04, 2015 04:25 PM (vd4oB)

433 I'd carry it in bare hands for $300k.: rickb223

For 300K, you can buy a pair of gloves.: buzzsaw90

Or you can work five years until your employer gives you a brush.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at August 04, 2015 04:26 PM (1CroS)

434 If Pedro puts a foot wrong and ends his roofing career as a Junior Birdman, the Koreans and their operation evaporate the moment Pedro hits the ground, leaving the homeowner to sort out the charges and the lawsuits.


Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2015 04:11 PM (noWW6)



The HQ: come for the news, stay for the deathless prose.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 04, 2015 04:26 PM (oKE6c)

435 Since all the call are routed thru Bombay, they still will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:24 PM (0ugVu)


Dammit, don't make me explain the jokes, or I shall sic Kate on you.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:26 PM (TOk1P)

436 432 Oh my god...it was my drugs. My drugs bloody ruined her. The drugs...and Satan. SATAN!
Posted by: Ozzy at August 04, 2015 04:25 PM (vd4oB)


Ozzy was so wasted, he urinated instead of ejaculated. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:26 PM (St6BJ)

437 I'm sure the Hot Air button on your computer works.

One of the things I'm grateful for here at the Ace of Spades HQ is that we don't get regular long winded trolls. Whenever I go over there and take a look, there are people who must be paid big bucks to spout off because they have every leftist argument down you can think of. It's not silly, Baiting little remarks like "Hector". It's like someone running for office, Tialoc (sp) is one of them and his/her defense of a woman's "right o choose" and getting rid of medical waste (i.e., livers, lungs, hearts, etc) was just nauseating. There are at least five or more of them. I don't know why they make a point of going to that site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (OSs/l)

438 405 Who?

Plays first base.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (S+el1)

439 Upon review you were/are correct: there was only one Katie598 post. The rest were Katie598 references/quotes to it. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (C4cQf)

440 "Always wondered why I craved tamales and tacos after the work night was over."


Just talking about it makes we want a burrito.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (LA7Cm)

441 tv for stupid people

Posted by: seamrog at August 04, 2015 04:10 PM (YW/r/)



There's a TV for smart people?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (oKE6c)

442 A decade ago, the average salary for an office cleaning lady was 48,000 / yr.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (vyAun)

443 Dang it. Perfectly good sock wasted because Sefton types faster.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (1CroS)

444 I gotta defend Ozzy.
Ozzy always wrote good songs and Ozzy always had good guitarists. Nobody enjoyed performing more than Ozzy.

Sharon, Kelly and Jack don't matter.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (6ynOA)

445 399 You've never seen Asians begging? Go to China. Or Korea. Plenty of beggars. That's because there is limited welfare.

In America, most beggars are white or black but that's because THEY are the ones who are ashamed of going on welfare. Asians and Hispanics don't have qualms about going on welfare, hence you don't see them begging here.

----

I'm pretty confident that begging at intersections has little to do with being too prideful for welfare. It's pretty simple: be embarrassed asking a handful of social workers for help, or be embarrassed asking literally hundreds of strangers for help.

Panhandlers are generally not qualified for welfare (because they refuse to meet work requirements) or they just flat don't have the ability (due to mental illness) to jump through the hoops that welfare requires (keep appointments, don't accuse a social worker of being an evil lizard person who is reading your thoughts and relaying them to the FBI)

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at August 04, 2015 04:27 PM (GvNnD)

446 Hello, this is Bob. May I help you?


Posted by: JackStraw


I called Customer Service the other day:

*twangy sing song accent*

" Hello, Thees ees Flossie , homay help you?"


Flossie.

I had not heard that name since the Bobbsey Twins.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:28 PM (1+7D3)

447 Can't really blame people for making a rational economic decision.
But I can blame the politicians who are stupid enough to use our money
to allow people to be able to make the choice to be lazy.


Yup.

It's spurring some interesting work in robotics, though.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:28 PM (/kI1Q)

448 We need more lemon pledge.

Posted by: Consuella at August 04, 2015 04:28 PM (wDqQW)

449 Ted Cruz, makin' bacon.

https://goo.gl/BJuxCV

Posted by: maddogg at August 04, 2015 04:29 PM (xWW96)

450 Stan Lee died??

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:29 PM (xSCb6)

451 Every watch that Adam Carolla show To Catch a Contractor? It's usually immigrant "contractors" who don't know a hammer from a wrench. And I always wonder why the fuck would you hire these people in the first place?

While there are a lot of genuine livability disasters on that show, I don't understand why most of these people don't just file a claim on their homeowner's insurance and move on.

My favorite was this week's where the extent of the damage was "didn't build a wall in the backyard to keep drunks out of the yard" but the woman (a Hispanic single mother) played it as if she and her daughter were being rape-raped three times a night because of this.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 04:29 PM (S+N7W)

452 >>That's true, but let's be honest, if there was a "disturbance" there, it's not like the country would descend into chaos. The neighbor's kid is suddenly interested in making a few extra bucks mowing your lawn or a Mom vacuums the house herself, etc.


Oh, I agree. But I have read mommy and women's magazines that are quite blasé about managing you budget and work/homelife balance through the use of (shhhhh!) foreign workers whom you can pay cash under the table, easy peasy. It's obviously the thing these NYC publishing types and their friends do (moreso than au pairs nowadays, it seems). And if you go to a park or museum during a weekday you'll see a ton of nannies pushing white kids in strollers while talking into their phones in Spanish.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

453 How 'bout we just invert ol' Kelly and use that toilet brush of hair to do the trick?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (+YMhA)

454 " My name is, er, John. Yes, John. How can I help you today?"


And all in a think Bangladeshi accent......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (LA7Cm)

455 Keep an eye out for Portuguese cleaning ladies. They'll get you fired even if it's not in the employee handbook.

Posted by: george costanza at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (kivUY)

456 Does it need to be said?
A lot of jobs our recent immigrants provide are household-related, things that used to be done back when the wife stayed home, and when the weekends weren't booked to the gills w/activities to make up for mom and dad being hard at work all week. Or when there was a husband around to do stuff like yard work (instead of divorced/remarried/never lived there in the first place)..

Not a value judgment, just a different lifestyle.
Posted by: Lizzy

__________

Or.....as the country got wealthier, people were able to afford to outsource their menial labor to someone else.

option a: spend all day cleaning my house

option b: pay someone $50 and spend the day doing something fun with the family

Hmmm...tough choice.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (0LHZx)

457 Apparently, the "no-risk moral preening" turned out to have serious risks . . .

For the AoSHQ comments . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (JvPqF)

458 One of the things I'm grateful for here at the Ace of Spades HQ is that we don't get regular long winded trolls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I don't know why that site doesn't just ban these people. Why let them graffitti up the place?

I can understand people on our side having a difference of opinion, but it's clear you just have a mob that likes taking a shit on everything. It isn't honest actors having a well reasoned debate.

I agree that it's so bad I've basically stopped going there.

Posted by: McAdams at August 04, 2015 04:30 PM (RHqMo)

459 oops, nm, FB hoax

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:31 PM (xSCb6)

460 "I remember a lot of the summer vacation places would hire young college kids to work the summers to help out the older regulars. After the summer they would be replaced by fewer older ladies."

Ocean City Md.

Mrs VIA, in her earlier youth would work there on the Boardwalk in the summer.
College kids would go there and wait tables on summer break.


Now?

Many of the Wait Staff are from Ukraine, and other such places.

Our kids will not work a menial job to save their lives.

So in that respect, I can somewhat agree with Kate.

But, some of the other comments by her?
meh.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 04:31 PM (VPLuQ)

461 459 oops, nm, FB hoax
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:31 PM (xSCb6)

Stan Lee is the Abe Vigoda of the comic book world.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (2Ojst)

462 Just talking about it makes we want a burrito.



Then you'll just have to shit in a toilet somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (0ugVu)

463 We clean latrinas

Posted by: Latinas at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (S+Rel)

464 My favorite was this week's where the extent of the damage was "didn't build a wall in the backyard to keep drunks out of the yard" but the woman (a Hispanic single mother) played it as if she and her daughter were being rape-raped three times a night because of this.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 04:29 PM (S+N7W)

_______

Vic-Cinto!! LOL

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (0LHZx)

465 But only in LA. Which is apparently the center of the universe.

Nothing more parochial than an urban 'gressive.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (2l5vw)

466 A,
Oh, some fairly good news by the way. Can anyone guess why Obama wants his fellow Dems to watch the GOP debates?

Anyone?

Anyone?? ....

...

Posted by: _Dave_ at August 04, 2015 04:32 PM (l2dSQ)

467 447
Can't really blame people for making a rational economic decision.


Nope.

Americans must be 'unavailable' for the jobs and recruiting reports get submitted that have job interviews on Christmas eve and other bullshit like that. Anything to avoid hiring an American.

Also the jobs are supposedly 'seasonal'. Cleaning toilets in a hotel is 'seasonal'?

Employers have to commit fraud in order to get a large portion of the H visas .

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:33 PM (1+7D3)

468 ...

BECAUSE OBAMA _HATES_ HILLARY.



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 04, 2015 04:33 PM (l2dSQ)

469 Our kids will not work a menial job to save their lives.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 04:31 PM (VPLuQ)


___________

Again...go go places where there are no (or few) illegals and you'll see American kids doing all sorts of jobs "Americans won't do". I used Missoula as an example but there are still plenty of areas of the country where this is true.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:33 PM (0LHZx)

470 "Then you'll just have to shit in a toilet somewhere."


Yep and then somebody will have to clean it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)

471
Stan Lee died??

oops, nm, FB hoax


Ah, good. I just checked google news.

No. 1 Son would have been crushed. There had been bad health reports on Lee a couple of years ago, but then we saw him at Wizard World and he looked quite spry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 04, 2015 04:34 PM (JtwS4)

472 and more importantly, if we kick out the latinos, who will turn the double play?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 04:34 PM (/eTPT)

473 >>Or.....as the country got wealthier, people were able to afford to outsource their menial labor to someone else.

And they got wealthier how?
Two incomes, perhaps?

I'm not condemning it, it's just a consequence of more women working by choice, or with the higher rates of divorce and out of wedlock births, out of necessity.

This cultural shift created a need.

The illegal immigrants willing to do it for less money than the domestic market could offer created an opportunity to fill that need at a lower cost .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

474 Lee Trevino's dead?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:35 PM (1+7D3)

475 Do Latin baseball players have to have an H1B? I would guess that they do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)

476 and more importantly, if we kick out the latinos, who will turn the double play?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2015 04:34 PM (/eTPT)


That... *sniffle, snort* makes me sad... hold on, I got something in my eye...

Posted by: Wilmer Flores at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (TOk1P)

477 Vic-Cinto!! LOL

Adam's string of deliberately wrong and slightly racist names for the guy was definitely a highlight. "Hey, Hacienda!" And then the Chiclets thing.

OTOH, the guy was also the world's most obvious liar, so he deserved it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (S+N7W)

478 eh, people need to realize that the children of celebrities might not be the most ethically intelligent and thoughtful people out there. They might have gaping holes in their analysis of current affairs, and it might be disastrous to take their advice unreflectively.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (E5UB0)

479 Or.....as the country got wealthier, people were able to afford to outsource their menial labor to someone else.


Wealthy people have always been able to outsource their menial labor to someone else. My grandmother (citizen...born to citizens...) worked as a domestic to pay her high school fees.

Of course, back then her employers didn't have to give 15% of her pay to the SSA as a vig and there was no television filled with scrunts insisting that making beds and serving breakfast was beneath the dignity of American citizens.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (/kI1Q)

480 Lee Majors is dead?!?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)

481 Cleaning the toilet = tonguing the pooper

Posted by: Urban Dictionary at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (TgkA/)

482 So, it is now racist to clean my own crapper? Because I'm not employing the brown skinned types?

How 'bout I let the boy do the job? He's from Guatemala.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (+YMhA)

483 It's spurring some interesting work in robotics, though.
____________________

Yep. Wouldn't be that hard to design a self-cleaning toilet, when you think about it. All the toilet owner would need to do would be to occasionally refill the container holding the cleaning agent. The water is already there, and it wouldn't be much work or expense to add a hydro-powered mechanical rotating brush that would scrub the inside of the bowl. Figuring out a self-cleaning method for the outside of the toilet might take more ingenuity, but if ovens can clean themselves and cars can drive themselves, then surely toilets can clean themselves -- inside and out.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2015 04:37 PM (kGrdk)

484 Bastards. The lot of ya.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:37 PM (xSCb6)

485 482 So, it is now racist to clean my own crapper? Because I'm not employing the brown skinned types?

How 'bout I let the boy do the job? He's from Guatemala.


That would be racist, too.

You have to poop in a compost heap.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (FhT/k)

486 Dang, I was gonna clean my toilet just today but some illegal broke into my apartment and beat me to it.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (EgOr3)

487 Also the jobs are supposedly 'seasonal'. Cleaning toilets in a hotel is 'seasonal'?

I only poop in the Spring time.

Posted by: Spring pooper at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (W5DcG)

488 I'm not condemning it, it's just a consequence of more women working by choice, or with the higher rates of divorce and out of wedlock births, out of necessity.

This cultural shift created a need.

The illegal immigrants willing to do it for less money than the domestic market could offer created an opportunity to fill that need at a lower cost .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 04:35 PM (NOIQH)

________

Best cleaning lady I ever had was born and raised in Florida. I don't know how she did it but she cleaned the entire house, all bathrooms, the kitchen, did floors, vacuumed, dusted, etc in 3 hours. She was a super cleaning woman. And she only charged $18/hr. Best $50 I ever spent every 2 weeks.

And then she had to move back to Florida....grrrrr!!

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (0LHZx)

489 475
Do Latin baseball players have to have an H1B? I would guess that they do.


Yep. "Certain athletes".

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (1+7D3)

490 That's what I get for trusting my wife. Bogus Facebook news.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (xSCb6)

491 Yep. Wouldn't be that hard to design a self-cleaning toilet, when you think about it.

We'll call it The Latrina!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (2Ojst)

492 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: BornLib at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (zpNwC)

493 The 'General Lee' has been scrapped???

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (kivUY)

494
OT: Miss Bum Bum, Brazilian contest for best butt.

http://bit.ly/1Drob14

Video is in Krautish, bums are in Brazilian but speak for themselves.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (JtwS4)

495 they killed Stan?

Those bastards!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (x3GpS)

496 "Lee Majors is dead?!?"


Not yet but not lookin' so good these days.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)

497 When I was last in San Francisco, the public pay toilets were self-cleaning. Very strange to poop in a bowl with no outlet. When you were done, it would retract into the wall and when it returned, it was clean and sanitized.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

498 Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:38 PM (0LHZx)


Stop lying.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (xSCb6)

499 Iran Deal: I believe that the $140 billion (in Iran oil money that's been frozen, not our taxes), $30-50 billion was released when they signed. I have stuff in my fridge that lasted longer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (+4uXG)

500 Crucify her!


Posted by: Hepcat at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (IeR2g)

501 I can't get the shiftless Latina in my apartment to do the most basic housecleaning, but by God can she make a great dirty martini.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (jR7Wy)

502 475 Do Latin baseball players have to have an H1B? I would guess that they do.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)

_______

You guess wrong.
There's a visa for "extraordinary talent" that people like athletes, singers, etc get.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:40 PM (0LHZx)

503 Sock off, before I forget about it and look dumber than usual.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (wDqQW)

504 We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (+4uXG)

505 What an idiot.

Everyone uses toilet brushed now. They're not as expensive as latinos and they don't steal.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (CbGSW)

506 I'm not condemning it, it's just a consequence of more women working by
choice, or with the higher rates of divorce and out of wedlock births,
out of necessity.



It was not uncommon in for early/mid-20th-century women who got to stay at home all day to have domestic help. Maybe just a couple mornings a week for the laundry or the heavier cleaning, but if they had any means they weren't doing it all alone.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (/kI1Q)

507 When I was last in San Francisco, the public pay
toilets were self-cleaning. Very strange to poop in a bowl with no
outlet. When you were done, it would retract into the wall and when it
returned, it was clean and sanitized.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)


And just WHO do you think was on the other side of that wall??

Rayciss.

Posted by: Kates Kleaners at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (TOk1P)

508 Wouldn't be that hard to design a self- cleaning toilet, when you think about it. All the toilet owner would need to do would be to occasionally refill the container holding the cleaning agent.



Larger scale automated kitty litter box.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (0ugVu)

509 Yep. Wouldn't be that hard to design a self-cleaning toilet, when you think about it.

Pretty sure the Japanese already did it. Actually a Bing search says they're real and deployed all over Europe and some places in the US for public restrooms.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (2l5vw)

510 And just WHO do you think was on the other side of that wall??



Oh Lord! I never considered the possibility.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:42 PM (evdj2)

511 We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

And the cheap labor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 04, 2015 04:42 PM (W5DcG)

512 When I was last in San Francisco, the public pay toilets were self-cleaning. Very strange to poop in a bowl with no outlet. When you were done, it would retract into the wall and when it returned, it was clean and sanitized.


No possibility for the mercy flush.

That's harsh.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 04:42 PM (IPzoI)

513 And just WHO do you think was on the other side of that wall??

Rayciss.
Posted by: Kates Kleaners at August 04, 2015 04:41 PM (TOk1P)

You want us behind that wall! You NEED us behind that wall!

Posted by: Guatemalan cleaning ladies at August 04, 2015 04:42 PM (2Ojst)

514 Let's face it, no one wants to do housework.

However, if you do a little at a time you can keep up with the grime. (heh)

Problems arise when you have kids and aren't able or willing to discipline them to clean up after themselves.

BTW, housework has been made out to be more work than it actually is.

You have to work methodically and consistently. It also helps if you do it regularly as after the first time you're basically just cleaning a few days worth of crap.

Depending on size of household and degree of laziness that won't be much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:42 PM (x3GpS)

515 Illegals are here because someone employs them. Whether it's a casino in Las Vegas employing 1000 maids or a chicken processing plant or Joe Shmoe suburbanite who needs his lawn cut.

The only way to make them go home and/or stop coming is to make it hard as fuck for the casino, the chicken plant and the suburbanite to hire them. Figure out a way to do that and the illegal alien problem goes away.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (0LHZx)

516 Speaking of Latinas, anyone see the new celebrity sensation which is the Mexican weather girl ? Unbelievably smoking hot. I wish I knew how to post a link.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (vyAun)

517 I'd settle for a son and husband with better aim.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (+YMhA)

518 You guess wrong.

There's a visa for "extraordinary talent" that people like athletes, singers, etc get.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:40 PM (0LHZx)


Ever hear of ballpayers showing up a week late for Spring Training because of visa problems?


Probably not because they aren't sufficiently bribing folks.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (TOk1P)

519 Also an athlete would need to be ' seasonal unskilled' and would come in on an H2b, same as the toilet cleaner, maids, landscapers etc.

An athletic trainer could be an H1b 'skilled worker' , same as the tech workers , programmers, engineers , doctors etc.


It's an insane system.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:44 PM (1+7D3)

520 No possibility for the mercy flush.

The funny part was that your .. stay .. was timelimited. After 5 or 10 minutes, a chime would start pinging to tell you that the auto door was soon to open. I think is was to prevent hobos from living in there.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)

521 Whether it's a casino in Las Vegas employing 1000 maids or a chicken processing plant or Joe Shmoe suburbanite who needs his lawn cut.

True. All Obama's doing is cutting out the middleman and basically hiring them to be Democrat voters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 04, 2015 04:44 PM (2l5vw)

522 Grime doesn't pay, kids.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:44 PM (kivUY)

523 So I see Gawker decided to stick up for Lindsey Graham by giving out Trump's phone number. But instead of having a public hissy fit like Graham, Trump simply changed the number on his phone, and made the number they gave out play a recording of his campaign ad.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (S+N7W)

524 Americans must be 'unavailable' for the jobs and recruiting reports get submitted that have job interviews on Christmas eve and other bullshit like that. Anything to avoid hiring an American.
_____________________

Yeah, I remember watching a videotape that somebody had surreptitiously taped a few years ago of a law firm giving a seminar for lawyers on how to "comply" with federal laws regarding foreign workers. They had it down to a science -- how to word the job advertisements to discourage American applicants, which newspapers to use so that you'd get the fewest American responses, what you could and could not say to discourage the American applicant brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and get the job. It was really disgusting. Americans helping other Americans screw over unemployed Americans looking for jobs in America.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kGrdk)

525 Osborne should be forced to clean Sotomayor's toilet with her fluorescent mop of hair.


Posted by: Hepcat at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (IeR2g)

526 Is it me, or are Tuesdays getting less and less rapey?

Posted by: Garrett at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (85e8e)

527 " I'd settle for a son and husband with better aim."


Women don't understand. When a guy let's flee you can never be too sure where it's actually going to go. It's spray and pray.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)

528
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 04, 2015 04:40 PM (0LHZx)


You , once again, have no idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (1+7D3)

529 526 Is it me, or are Tuesdays getting less and less rapey?
Posted by: Garrett at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (85e8e)

Is this a problem?

Could always call a dolphin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (+YMhA)

530 497 When I was last in San Francisco, the public pay toilets were self-cleaning. Very strange to poop in a bowl with no outlet. When you were done, it would retract into the wall and when it returned, it was clean and sanitized.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)




You went into a public toilet in SF?? Intrepid, or foolhardy?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (oKE6c)

531 The only way to make them go home and/or stop coming is to make it hard as fuck for the casino, the chicken plant and the suburbanite to hire them. Figure out a way to do that and the illegal alien problem goes
away.


Asset forfeiture. If they can take a john's car for hiring a hooker, they can take a business for hiring a dozen illegals. Take one or two businesses.......

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0ugVu)

532 ***"Problems arise when you have kids and aren't able or willing to discipline them to clean up after themselves."***


Which arises from mothers who want to do everything for their kids and not teach kids to clean up after themselves because they only want them to have to worry about school which they in turn don't actually worry about and end up damn near failing the 9th grade and wanting to drop out but still thinking they're going to get to drive when they're old enough even though they don't have the discipline to get a job...


Wait, was that too specific?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (xSCb6)

533 Speaking of hobos, the convention is going on right now.
http://www.brittiowa.com/hobo/

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (/kI1Q)

534 You went into a public toilet in SF?? Intrepid, or foolhardy?

It was a kiosk on the street corner.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)

535 Women don't understand. When a guy let's flee you can never be too sure where it's actually going to go. It's spray and pray.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)

Women do understand. And then they get to wipe up the mess.

A guy who misses is just as capable as I am to get down on his knees....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (+YMhA)

536 One of the things I'm grateful for here at the Ace of Spades HQ is that we don't get regular long winded trolls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You're having bad thoughts now.

/s
/jk
/troll

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (x3GpS)

537 Dolphins. Taking the jobs that other mammals just won't do.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (kivUY)

538 Then there's the dreaded pube across the weenie hole.

Talk about waterworks.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (IPzoI)

539 A guy who misses is just as capable as I am to get down on his knees....
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (+YMhA)

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (2Ojst)

540 538 Then there's the dreaded pube across the weenie hole.

Talk about waterworks.
Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (IPzoI)

Ah, the infamous split pee.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2015 04:48 PM (2Ojst)

541 Shockingly, the street auto toilets appear to still exist. I figured it was a do-gooder fad.

http://sfdpw.org/?page=372

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)

542 >>Many of the Wait Staff are from Ukraine, and other such places.

If you go to Block Island you will find a disproportionate number of Ivans and Svetlanas working in the domestic and restaurant trade. Smoking hot Svetlanas I might add.

I would have given my left nut for a summer job like that when I was in school.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:48 PM (OGm46)

543 Wait, was that too specific?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (xSCb6)


Maybe. I was having flashbacks to my daughter, three years ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:48 PM (TOk1P)

544 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lNSdJ)



Wrong nic Mary. If you going to sock a regular you need to know their nic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (0FSuD)

545 This Mexican weather girl?

http://tinyurl.com/ntl9t7b

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (LA7Cm)

546 Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (vyAun)

fvcking tease.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (k2fxD)

547 Arriving late here, but why aren't spanish people outraged at the progressives?

This is essentially what their entire argument is -- "We neeed Mexicans, because Mexicans are willing to do the shitty, humiliating, gross jobs that Americans are too proud to do."

I'd be offended if I were a Mexican. "What? So you think I'm some lower-class human being who enjoys pumping out portopottys?" and I'd be offended if I were one of the millions of white or black or otherwise non-hispanic people who are US citizens and do those jobs every day.

It's offensive, racist and mostly importantly classist.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (AkOaV)

548 and a YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZcAWhmFY

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)

549 I think a guy just as capable going down on his knees might not be interesting in having you as a wife, tcn.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (kivUY)

550 We should open the borders but everyone entering gets sprayed green using a dye that lasts a year.

Anyone employing them will be outed to their friends, customers and competitors.

Let the illegal shaming begin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (x3GpS)

551 I don't need need to be rude.



The Horde seems to be really in a bad mood. I can understand this.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

552 Stan Lee died??

Creatively, yes.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

553 [interested]
Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (kivUY)

554 Posted by: Garrett at August 04, 2015 04:45 PM (85e8e)

It's cyclic.

ups and downs, ins and outs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (x3GpS)

555 A guy who misses is just as capable as I am to get down on his knees....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:47 PM (+YMhA)
There's capable, then there's willing. Kinda like the clown posse vs. the Donald. Not everybody's willing to get down and get 'er done.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2015 04:50 PM (EgOr3)

556 Yeah, I remember watching a videotape that somebody had surreptitiously
taped a few years ago of a law firm giving a seminar for lawyers on how
to "comply" with federal laws regarding foreign workers. They had it
down to a science -- how to word the job advertisements to discourage
American applicants, which newspapers to use so that you'd get the
fewest American responses, what you could and could not say to
discourage the American applicant brave enough (or stupid enough) to try
and get the job. It was really disgusting. Americans helping other
Americans screw over unemployed Americans looking for jobs in America.


Yep. It's called visa fraud and it is a federal crime. It impacts local labor markets, reduces wages and paves the way for illegal immigration.

But hey , cheap lettuce.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (1+7D3)

557 >>Not everybody's willing to get down and get 'er done.

Are we still talking toilets here?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (OGm46)

558 Arriving late here, but why aren't spanish people outraged at the progressives?



Posted by: mynewhandle at August 04, 2015 04:49 PM (AkOaV)



Actually I'm expecting an inquisition... aaaaany second now.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

559 Arriving late here, but why aren't spanish people outraged at the progressives?

The Left condescends to everyone. Members of its coalition most of all.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

560 Take one or two businesses.......

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 04:46 PM (0ugVu)

Not necessary.

$10,000/day fine for each illegal employed by the company.

Even the big corporate users of illegal labor would be destroyed by that size fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (k2fxD)

561 tcn sounds like my mom when I was a kid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 04:53 PM (LA7Cm)

562
Latinos - doing the job the Ty-D-Bowl Man no longer can do since Marco Rubio bought his boat out from under him at a repo sale.

Have you no shame, sir? Have you no shame?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at August 04, 2015 04:53 PM (k5eO3)

563 Hi Kelly! Can I get you a donut?

Posted by: Arianna Grande at August 04, 2015 04:53 PM (4AVeu)

564 Donuts? I prefer the non-crunchy ones.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 04, 2015 04:54 PM (4AVeu)

565 The funny part was that your .. stay .. was timelimited. After 5 or 10 minutes, a chime would start pinging to tell you that the auto door was soon to open. I think is was to prevent hobos from living in there.

The door should have explosive bolts, just like EVA Pod in 2001. They could use the same alarm for when the bolts were armed. The guy who lingered on the can once would learn never to do it again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)

566 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 04, 2015 04:55 PM (W6iIX)

567 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2015 04:43 PM (+YMhA)
Take a ballon and fill it with water.

Now attach a tube that collapse to the balloon (about 6" long).

Let some sticky material dry inside that tube.

Now try to let all the water out of that tube by holding it near the end. See how difficult it is to aim until a flow gets going. Those first spurts could go anywhere.

Now add to it a bulge blocking your view of the tube so you can't see exactly where you're aiming.

Oh and BTW, men sitting to pee does damage as they have slightly different plumbing than women which applies pressure to the tube when sitting.

All YOU have to do is remember to put the seat down. Thank them if they put the seat UP.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:55 PM (x3GpS)

568 Ozzie took so much acid in the 70's and 80's that I'm amazed the kids aren't mutant freaks with three heads and five eyes.

Posted by: mojo at August 04, 2015 04:55 PM (OmBeX)

569 Yao!

Posted by: Yao at August 04, 2015 04:56 PM (JtwS4)

570 "Talk about waterworks."

You wanna see waterworks.

Get your prostate removed.

Full bladder dump in under twelve seconds.


There are some other side effects.

But boy, can you wiz like a horse.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 04:56 PM (VPLuQ)

571 $10,000/day fine for each illegal employed by the company.

Even the big corporate users of illegal labor would be destroyed by that size fine.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 04:52 PM (k2fxD)
Yup. It would be like flipping a switch. We wouldn't need no stinkin' fences.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2015 04:56 PM (EgOr3)

572 Yo-Yo!

Posted by: Yo-Yo at August 04, 2015 04:57 PM (evdj2)

573 YOLO!

Posted by: YOLO! at August 04, 2015 04:57 PM (ZtFr+)

574 CBD, It is already the law (although the fines are not that high).

It just isn't enforced.
8 U.S. Code 1324a -Unlawful employment of aliens





(A)
shall require the person or entity to cease and desist from such violations and to pay a civil penalty in an amount of-



(i)
not less than $250 and not more
than $2,000 for each unauthorized alien with respect to whom a
violation of either such subsection occurred,




(ii)
not less than $2,000 and not
more than $5,000 for each such alien in the case of a person or entity
previously subject to one order under this paragraph, or




(iii)
not less than $3,000 and not
more than $10,000 for each such alien in the case of a person or entity
previously subject to more than one order under this paragraph;






Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:57 PM (1+7D3)

575

NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 04:58 PM (St6BJ)

576 I've picked apples and worked in fruit packing sheds. And that means I've worked with white people that did those jobs as well as with Mexicans. And my late husband did janitorial work for awhile. Sorry, but Kelly's remarks WERE racist.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2015 04:58 PM (Lqy/e)

577 Sorry, but Kelly's remarks WERE racist.

What race were her remarks directed toward?

Posted by: some random meathead at August 04, 2015 04:59 PM (1+7D3)

578 I posted before but some company made some customized urinals for a European airport. The customization was simply to make a porcelain fly and attach it to the sweetspot in the urinal. The guys would automatically aim for it . It practically eliminated piss on the floor and walls.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 04, 2015 05:00 PM (rfjjV)

579 *stumbles back into thread, notices Peaches here, waves from afar*

Hi Miss Peaches!

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 05:00 PM (yB0WD)

580
Who is going to do this, who is going to that, who cares? How bout we follow the fucking law.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2015 05:01 PM (ODxAs)

581
567
Take a ballon and fill it with water.

Now attach a tube that collapse to the balloon (about 6" long).

Let some sticky material dry inside that tube.

Now try to let all the water out of that tube by holding it near the end. See how difficult it is to aim until a flow gets going. Those first spurts could go anywhere.

Now add to it a bulge blocking your view of the tube so you can't see exactly where you're aiming.

Oh and BTW, men sitting to pee does damage as they have slightly different plumbing than women which applies pressure to the tube when sitting.

All YOU have to do is remember to put the seat down. Thank them if they put the seat UP.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 04:55 PM (x3GpS)


What is this, an instructor's guide from Common Core Sex Ed?

I know bunches of bananas that are going to be mightily peeved at the balloon and tube crowd horning in on their action.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at August 04, 2015 05:01 PM (k5eO3)

582 Hola, Chi! Como estas?

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2015 05:02 PM (EgOr3)

583 I'm voting for Jeb! The man knows his way around a toilet, let me tell you.

Posted by: Kelly Osbourne at August 04, 2015 05:03 PM (mlo2Q)

584 Yo quiero cerveza!
I really don't remember much from my high school years, but I think that means "I'm well, thats for asking."

Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 05:05 PM (yB0WD)

585 Foreigners Piers Morgan, Kelly Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne sure like telling Americans what to do. Maybe they should take their English "busybody" asses back to Great Britian.

Posted by: Kelly Osbourne at August 04, 2015 05:06 PM (mlo2Q)

586 Ace, could be your best headline yet.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at August 04, 2015 05:07 PM (hAFla)

587 SF toilet: I'm imagining the ticking countdown, and quickly figuring out how many times I can wipe before I am exposed to the public.

And then regretting the five minutes I spent on my phone. Not as bad as ED-209, but still.

I never go into a store to piss without buying something. Which not enough San Franciscans do apparently.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2015 05:09 PM (+4uXG)

588 76
I'm sorry, but who the fuck are these people? Other than celebrities
who are famous for being fucked up or the children of people who are
fucked up? (Looking at the Kardashians, Jenners, Hiltons, Miley Cyrus,
Osborns, Richey, etc. etc.)



How the fuck did they ever get on TV in the first place?



The death of civilization.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2015 03:24 PM (4AVeu)

i'm waiting for the reality show "ow my balls"

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at August 04, 2015 05:43 PM (Lylg2)

589 "I want you boys ta stop speakin' Mexican behind my back. I may not be fluent, but I know what gabacho pendejo means."

Posted by: Slim Picken's Ghost at August 04, 2015 05:47 PM (OmBeX)

590 Holy shit what happened to "The View?" I thought that show was a trainwreck before! Do people actually watch that crap?

Posted by: WalterKronk at August 04, 2015 06:41 PM (6lUIi)

591 590 Holy shit what happened to "The View?" I thought that show was a trainwreck before! Do people actually watch that crap?

It's a chick thing. And not a moronette sort of chick thing. It's for the other kind.

Posted by: Splunge at August 04, 2015 10:50 PM (iMxBJ)

592 576 I've picked apples and worked in fruit packing sheds. And that means I've worked with white people that did those jobs as well as with Mexicans. And my late husband did janitorial work for awhile. Sorry, but Kelly's remarks WERE racist.

Damn, you sounded really interesting until that final abrupt non-sequitur. How about another try, the one where you connect up the first part of your interesting story to that last sentence. Sounds as though it might be a really good read.

Posted by: Splunge at August 04, 2015 10:53 PM (iMxBJ)

593 @NIP SIP-Yes, I have seen thugs working as union scaffold builders at the Tracy power plant being built east of Reno Nevada in 2007. Nortenos vs. Seraneos (however the hell they spell it). They were having graffiti battles in the porta-potty shithouses. I don't know who reported it or tipped off Reno LEO Gang Unit, but they busted a shitload of them. Plenty of them in all types of construction.

Posted by: JROD Trophy Hunter at August 04, 2015 11:45 PM (wnwJC)

594 'When you're stupid its better to sit quietly, lest you sound racist."

That's the new global golden rule. Our betters insist.

Posted by: bruce at August 05, 2015 05:16 AM (vRHFY)

595 Nice job tripping over your lower lips there ko.

Posted by: Heltau at August 05, 2015 06:28 PM (MXPs3)

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