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If It's Monday, It Must Be Time For Another Group of Greatly Overweight Women To Strip Down to Prove that Fat is Beautiful

These are not the kind of "good thick" chicks that the fashion industry calls "Plus Size" despite having ballpark-normal-range bodyfat. These gals are legitimately beefy.

I don't like picking on fat people, being one myself. (Though attempting to be a not-so-fat person.)

So I'm not going to attack these women for being overweight.

Though I will question all the terrible, terrible tattoos.

I will, however, question this weird mix of narcissistic masochism that compels people to show off their flaws.

I don't know on that last one -- I can kind of make out, in my mind, the argument that to openly flaunt one's flaws is a sort of bravery.

Except for the fact that these women are proclaiming these are not flaws they're exposing at all, but rather their charms.

I don't get this whole "Fat Acceptance Movement." I guess it's just yet another manifestation of our Participation Trophy Non-Culture, with the specific kick of women now being empowered by every single thing in their lives.


Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM




Comments

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1 "HERE'S MY FUPA, HEAR IT ROAR!!!"

Posted by: Fat Feminist at August 03, 2015 06:09 PM (72D6h)

2 Ace - Want to loose weight? Start hoofing it. Get to five miles a day, and add in a 500 -600 foot elevation change. That will do it in a year. Good luck!

Posted by: Brendan at August 03, 2015 06:10 PM (bvwgS)

3 And keep using your weight bench. You have to have both.

Posted by: Brendan at August 03, 2015 06:10 PM (4YCgw)

4 What is up with fat women and their tramp stamps? *reaches for the eye bleach*

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 03, 2015 06:12 PM (++20t)

5 Don't get those wing tattoos if you're a fatty, or at least get a Frank's Red Hot Sauce tattoo to accompany them.

Posted by: 3.14159 at August 03, 2015 06:12 PM (U4PXs)

6
I would love to date a plus-size woman, but am concerned about the monetary loss from flour purchases.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:13 PM (OiFtZ)

7 Lard Power, baby!

Posted by: maddogg at August 03, 2015 06:14 PM (xWW96)

8 g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 03, 2015 06:14 PM (KCxzN)

9
Does Kate Upton qualify as a plus-size model?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:14 PM (OiFtZ)

10
Gag me with a cake spatula!

Posted by: Too Much Frosting! at August 03, 2015 06:15 PM (nFhjK)

11 These are not the kind of "good thick" chicks


Me reading that as, "'good time' chicks" gave that sentence a whole more interesting twist.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 03, 2015 06:15 PM (q20+R)

12 I will state unequivocally, right now, I am not attracted to fat women.
The meat is sweeter when it's closer to the bone.

Posted by: maddogg at August 03, 2015 06:15 PM (xWW96)

13 Meh. Being proud of being way overweight isn't something to be proud of.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 03, 2015 06:17 PM (xOu6p)

14
Dating a plus-size chick means your food bill will necessarily skyrocket? Or was it your electric bill?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:17 PM (OiFtZ)

15 Dude! How about a trigger warning?

Posted by: pep at August 03, 2015 06:17 PM (LAe3v)

16 I am a jogger / runner. Runnersworld used to be a pretty cool magazine before it went all faggy and girlie.

There was an on line article a couple weeks ago about a very overweight black girl runner and how simpwee wunnerful she is cuz she... jogs and doesnt care about being overweight and how EVERYONE is just shocked when they encounter a fat runner (really!?). The comments section was hilarious for the folks who were all ..."you go GURL"... and the others who pointed out how un-healthy here diet and lifestyle were -- diabetes and heart issues. Hey, forget the heart disease viva la power black wooman.

Posted by: havildar - major at August 03, 2015 06:17 PM (jpW6t)

17
Being proud of being way overweight isn't something to be proud of.

Posted

by: Dirty Randy

Fuck you Randy!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 03, 2015 06:18 PM (OiFtZ)

18 Say it loud! I'm addicted to crack and I'm proud!

Posted by: maddogg at August 03, 2015 06:18 PM (xWW96)

19 Ace - Want to loose weight? Start hoofing it. Get to five miles a day, and add in a 500 -600 foot elevation change. That will do it in a year. Good luck!

----

Worked for Jared from Subway.

Posted by: SH at August 03, 2015 06:18 PM (gmeXX)

20 I'm just going to leave this here.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qdhjxz4

Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2015 06:19 PM (ZbV+0)

21 My god, it's full of starch!

Posted by: GnuBreed, badly using 2001 at August 03, 2015 06:19 PM (jPlFu)

22 I don't get it either. and then the dudes with the monster beer bellies at baseball games. I am not even close in b b size to those dudes and I won't take off my shirt. People really don't want to see that crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2015 06:19 PM (ODxAs)

23 No fat chicks, thems are the rules.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 03, 2015 06:20 PM (TJCSB)

24 Beware the Rubensians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 03, 2015 06:20 PM (rwI+c)

25 I have mixed feelings about this.

One one hand, as a fat chick myself, I congratulate these women for feeling comfortable and confident in their bodies. I can't say the same about myself on either count.

But then, on the other hand, feeling good about yourself doesn't necessarily mean you have to put yourself practically nude out there for everyone. Sometimes (especially with Lena Dunham) it seems to me that they're trying too hard. Like, "SEE SEE LOOK AT ME!!!!!!" Or doing this kind of stuff as a form of trolling...to see if they can get negative commentary just to reinforce their idea about fat-haters.

I dunno...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 03, 2015 06:20 PM (q20+R)

26

If they are all so fat, why do they have such small and disgusting ta-tas?

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2015 06:20 PM (XIXZz)

27
Yeah, I did a fat girl once. Only once. It's not something I'm proud of, and I don't brag about it, but yeah, I did one once.

A former coworker used to seek them out at the bar. He always said fat girls need lovin' too. And I most always replied that he could have them all because I always set my sights higher even if I had to go home alone.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (jKUeC)

28
De-funding blocked! Assholes.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (OiFtZ)

29 >>Despite brunette, brown-eyed curvy beauties being somewhat commonplace in Brazil, Mariana explained that blonde, blue-eyed and slim-hipped women are still considered to be the most beautiful in the country.

Wait, the most common thing is not the most sought after?

Shocking!

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (vmMMi)

30 I believe it's called a fetish. Like scrotum inflation or stepping barefootin fresh dogshit

Posted by: Hung Lo at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (LPHFE)

31 No. Just no.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (JO9+V)

32 When plus sized people get tats, are they charged by the square inch/foot?

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2015 06:21 PM (8ikIW)

33 De-funding blocked!

-----

Finally we can get back to refunding Ex-IM bank.

Posted by: SH at August 03, 2015 06:22 PM (gmeXX)

34 Tattoos? What's up with the black lipstick?

Once again, it proves that anyone can call themselves an artist and call something they do art.

I saw a bunch of women who are going to die of diabetes, heart diseases, depression, kidney disease, etc. All because they will not eat normal portions and amounts of food.
Ladies, I can assure you , you are not beautiful, you are fat. And as someone who gains weight easily and must really control what I eat, drink and how much I exercise since I was a child, I know from which I speak.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2015 06:22 PM (YP6Ap)

35 >>>De-funding blocked!

of course.

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2015 06:22 PM (dciA+)

36 TMI

Posted by: Y-not at August 03, 2015 06:23 PM (RWGcK)

37 I don't think fat is beautiful... However a woman of any size who is comfortable with her body is way more attractive to me than a woman on a constant diet, stressing about her looks, always putting herself down, can't take s compliment, etc. I think many of these obviously plus sized ladies are trying to show that... Their comfort in who they are despite not fitting into society's expected mold... Not a celebration of look I'm f-ed up and I don't care! For that, I applaud them.

Posted by: Noneya at August 03, 2015 06:23 PM (aMV0K)

38 Harpoon status: ready

Posted by: model_1066 at August 03, 2015 06:23 PM (WEvvb)

39

Fat women in lingerie is like the Republicans' failure theater. You kind of want to see if it actually does go anywhere, but you know in your heart that you will invariably be disappointed.

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2015 06:24 PM (XIXZz)

40 So when can we expect those Japanese sexbots to become available?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

41 You will be made to fear the turtle

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at August 03, 2015 06:24 PM (LPHFE)

42 I will, however, question this weird mix of narcissitic masochism that compels people to show off their flaws


It's an obvious psychological defense mechanism by the fragile, encouraged by the narcissistic's search for someone to castigate for noticing an obvious truth, thereby enhancing their own social stature.

Me: 80 year old women probably shouldn't go topless, nor men, for that matter. Them: Ageist!!!!!

Posted by: pep at August 03, 2015 06:24 PM (LAe3v)

43 Fat chicks try harder....so there's that.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 03, 2015 06:24 PM (WEvvb)

44 And keep using your weight bench.


I use it to display the donuts.

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

45 What-ev.... after surviving viewing the 250lb woman and her 250lb male companion both dressed as Sailor Pluto at a convention...

eehhh.... desensitized have I become unless truly gross.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (tiyBK)

46 32 When plus sized people get tats, are they charged by the square inch/foot?

Dannazione! If I had only thought of that when I quoted the Cistine Chapel!

Posted by: zombie Michelangelo at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (jpW6t)

47 Ugh.
Thanks, Lena Dunham. NOT.

This is like when I see a hefty (size 16+) young gal at the pool or beach in a bikini. Part of me thinks hey, she's not all self-conscious about her weight and is wearing a bikini just like her friends, but the other part of me thinks that it's just not attractive, not at all (and I wonder what she was thinking - going out in something that is SO unflattering).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (NOIQH)

48 No way.

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

49 >>>De-funding blocked!

of course.

------

Hey we tried y'all. But we aren't going to let PP slow us down from passing a 10 year highway bill or any other part of Obama's agenda.

Posted by: SH at August 03, 2015 06:25 PM (gmeXX)

50 It's click bait, Ace. Why even look at it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:26 PM (OSs/l)

51 ...Being plump is one thing love gals with meat around bones...But when that meat turns into "cottage cheese " it ceases to be appealing!

Posted by: marcus tullius cicero at August 03, 2015 06:26 PM (SmCFT)

52 But fat guys in speedos at the beach are still legit targets for mocking, amiright?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (JO9+V)

53 >>>It's click bait, Ace. Why even look at it?

I like to mix the cheap, easy ones with the harder posts. I like giving myself a little blow-off time

Posted by: ace at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (dciA+)

54


The same click-bait impulse as the original cuckold article.

ace, at least you are a consistent consumer.

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (XIXZz)

55 45 What-ev.... after surviving viewing the 250lb woman and her 250lb male companion both dressed as Sailor Pluto at a convention...

eehhh.... desensitized have I become unless truly gross.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I guess they should've dressed as Sailor Uranus.
"World Shaking!"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the UberGeek at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (awspb)

56 De-funding blocked!

Now it's all vacation time for the pols who are massively supported by PP. A mad rush over the baby spines and baby hearts and baby livers to HIT THE BEACH!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (OSs/l)

57 Old and busted: Beauty is only skin deep. It's shallow to be obsessed with it.

New hotness: I am beautiful and you're sexist for thinking I'm not.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (b65cm)

58 corpulent floozies?

two-ton jezebels?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (hKMJy)

59 53 >>>It's click bait, Ace. Why even look at it?

I like to mix the cheap, easy ones with the harder posts. I like giving myself a little blow-off time
Posted by: ace at August 03, 2015 06:27 PM (dciA+)

Don't you mean blow hole time?

I keed!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (WEvvb)

60 The nipple rings are useful for when they get stuck in a ditch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

61 Time for some art to save the retinas from being truly seared

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n9csoyx

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (tiyBK)

62 Don't raise the bridge, lower the river. Amirite?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (oKE6c)

63 It ain't new:

Those slender-waisted women
They make me laugh
My goodness
Men like to see a little fore and aft
I don't want to reduce
Furthermore, what's the use?
When the men follow me around
Like Mary's lamb
The girls who talk of dieting
Gee, they get on my nerves
If you want to keep your husband straight
Show him a lot of curves

--Sophie Tucker, 1929

Posted by: blake at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (7zeA4)

64 Moody's says Puerto Rico has defaulted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (W5DcG)

65 The worse sight for me, is a plus sized person wearing a swimsuit at the beach that looks like their ass is trying to eat it.

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (8ikIW)

66 32 When plus sized people get tats, are they charged by the square inch/foot?


I'd do it for free.

Posted by: Christo at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

67
Ugh, dilation and cutterage is simply removal of unwanted and nonviable tissue according to liberal orthodoxy.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (OiFtZ)

68 Moody says of Puerto Rico, "dey faulted!!!"

Is that what you mean?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (tiyBK)

69 60 The nipple rings are useful for when they get stuck in a ditch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)



(light bulb goes on over my head)


I've got it! Hook up the nipple rings to a bicycle, then start pedaling. Watch those pounds melt off!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:30 PM (oKE6c)

70
I did see some pretty good hail damage. They should check the weather reports more often.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2015 06:30 PM (ODxAs)

71 Guam Status: Threatened

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D)umbass at August 03, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

72 I used to really like cottage cheese as a snack.
Not so much anymore.
I have had my fill of cottage cheese for a lifetime now.

And, I hate you ace. With the passion of 1000 Lena Dunhams.

Posted by: Chi at August 03, 2015 06:30 PM (811YX)

73 Pah. Manga wanjee kohkpah (ooohl) Peecha wahnjee kohkpa tahng nahngee toochantkee troi.

Posted by: Fat-positive womyn at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (7YlUk)

74 In 18 months, all will recognize the beauty of the cankle.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (awspb)

75 cetacean sistahs doin it fo themselves!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (WEvvb)

76 Isn't all of Leftism about normalizing decrepitude and lambasting any concept of normality?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

77 I did see some pretty good hail damage. They should check the weather reports more often.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk

A little Bondo will take care of that.

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (8ikIW)

78 I've long suspected that ace is a chubby chaser. Who else wd find this stuff???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (iQIUe)

79 Look at a Slut Walk video. What the hell? It all started when showing your bra strap became fashion, not an emberessment.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (Ii765)

80 Ahhh Gawd, Peg! My eyes!!!

Posted by: Al Bundy at August 03, 2015 06:32 PM (PMGbu)

81 74 In 18 months, all will recognize the beauty of the cankle.
Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (awspb)

A pantsuited cankle at that...

Posted by: model_1066 at August 03, 2015 06:32 PM (WEvvb)

82 Posted by: ace at August 03, 2015 06:22 PM (dciA+)

-------------------

Nice hash there Mr Secret Agent Man. So that's where ace goes when he's not here. Covert ops.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 03, 2015 06:32 PM (kTF2Z)

83 The decay of marriage gives rise to some very ludicrous quirks.

Posted by: Begonia at August 03, 2015 06:32 PM (vTXjm)

84
"The only winner in the field so far has been Donald Trump."

-A B Stoddard

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 03, 2015 06:33 PM (OiFtZ)

85 These articles always come with a comments section full of braindead enablers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2015 06:33 PM (oFCZn)

86 The Plus Size-iest one wears a nose ring.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2015 06:33 PM (JO9+V)

87 65 The worse sight for me, is a plus sized person wearing a swimsuit at the beach that looks like their ass is trying to eat it.
Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2015 06:29 PM (8ikIW)




No, the very worst (wurst?) sight is a truly obese person stuffing his face. That's obscenity on the hoof.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:33 PM (oKE6c)

88 No women look good with tattoos and I see more and more women sporting them , and not tiny little butterfly tats but massive tattoos all up and down their arms or on their back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (OSs/l)

89 I don't get this whole "Fat Acceptance Movement." I guess it's just yet another manifestation of our Participation Trophy Non-Culture, with the specific kick of women now being empowered by every single thing in their lives.

It's doubly stupid in that there has always been a not insignificant percentage of men who have a fetish for fat chicks. They are not without their admirers.

It's offensive that they have to try and push that fetish (which most of us do not share) on the public, at large. Then again, the left is all about mainstreaming every fetish and all perversions and to stigmatize normalcy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (MYSVz)

90 My cottage cheese ass gives me strength I never knew I possessed!

Posted by: Empowered Chubster at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (Dwehj)

91 I've got nothing to say about these women. Whatevs.

I will say that yesterday seeing a report on this teenaged swimmer Katie Ledecky actually made me sad. She has been in the swimming pool since she was six years old. While athletic accomplishment to a certain extent can be considered laudatory, I can't help but think how one dimensional her life must be. Is it just me?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (NeFrd)

92 But we can no longer have booth babes at conventions....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (tiyBK)

93


The space-cuckold:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183181/Am-prepared-actually-say-goodbye-Husband-
wife-volunteered-controversial-one-way-Mars-One-mission-explains-sons-never-again.html

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (XIXZz)

94 Damn near 100 posts and not one

It puts the lotion on its skin.


It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: huerfano at August 03, 2015 06:34 PM (bynk/)

95 What I find disturbing isn't so much these types of articles praising fat folks as the feel good activity of the day. Rather it is looking around at the population as a whole and realizing how huge the average person is today.
I guess it is because we are surrounded by food today? Restaurants everywhere. In my own little town, we have a main street that runs about two city blocks and has a one city block cross street. As I think about it, there are, as of today, 12, count em, 12 food establishments, ranging from pizza franchise to sit down restaurant. Stuck in between those places are a couple of gift shops, a barber shop and an eye doctor.

That's long before you head down the road to a more commercial area filled with fast food restaurants, pizza take out, submarine take out, the grocery store and a couple of additional sit down sports bars.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2015 06:35 PM (YP6Ap)

96 o/~Her name was Kitty
From Kansas City
Sure was a pity
She wasn't pretty
She's not to hot to see
She weighs 243
She can cook and she can wash
But when she makes her love, oh, gosh~\o

--Rudy Vallee

Posted by: blake at August 03, 2015 06:35 PM (7zeA4)

97 Even I'll pass.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 03, 2015 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

98 The Brazil-based artist hopes that her images will make people realize being 'fat' is not something negative

*checks pics*

Mission Status: Fail

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 06:35 PM (8ZskC)

99 I dont understand the chicks with big butts especially when they are due to implants. Is that a sign they are into anal sex? Is that what all this kartrashian crap about?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 06:36 PM (iQIUe)

100 well, I'm rather fat myself so I can't really criticize them for being fat.

but I don't quite understand the "embracing fatness" thing. Yeah it is unhealthy to continually dwell on being overweight. But it is also unhealthy to celebrate it as "normal" because then, what incentive do you have to get in shape?

Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at August 03, 2015 06:36 PM (/No0L)

101 moar victims of the Great American Mirror Shortage...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2015 06:36 PM (Vha1U)

102 Isn't all of Leftism about normalizing decrepitude and lambasting any concept of normality?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

Ditto

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 03, 2015 06:36 PM (R8hU8)

103 Don't think of it as "embracing fatness".

Think of it as "giving up on life".

Posted by: blake at August 03, 2015 06:37 PM (7zeA4)

104
So the photog chick knew she couldn't get any traction unless she showed some boobs.

She's a sexist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2015 06:37 PM (ODxAs)

105 The fat? Meh.

The tats? Ick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

106 I see nothing wrong with any of these fine specimens.

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at August 03, 2015 06:37 PM (ZbV+0)

107 We're gonna need more flour.

Posted by: Garrett at August 03, 2015 06:38 PM (cvI9D)

108 Yawn...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2015 06:38 PM (Z9g7j)

109 Ain't no fairy story, ain't not skin and bone
But you give it all you got, weighing in at 19 stone

Posted by: Bon Scott at August 03, 2015 06:38 PM (awspb)

110 I like big butts and I cannot . . . OH HELL NO!

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 03, 2015 06:38 PM (5fSr7)

111 Fenelon @ 56
You're sure about that?
Not that it's a surprise...

Because of your prodding this morning, I called both my senators' offices today. I said my piece (peace?). I knew they were both enablers, but I still had to call.
Kaine & Warner. Two more demons I will be happy to see go to Hell.

Posted by: Chi at August 03, 2015 06:38 PM (811YX)

112 She's a brick . . . house.

She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2015 06:39 PM (JO9+V)

113 >>*checks pics*

Mission Status: Fail



That's a whale of an understatement.

Posted by: Garrett at August 03, 2015 06:39 PM (cvI9D)

114 Could someone explain something to me. I realize this will sound really lame brained but-sorry. ;^) What does it even mean to say, "Cover her with flour and look for the wet spot?" I hear people on the internet saying this a lot (even about people they don't know are fat.) Is it because someone is large and pasty and so fat and so are lumpy pasty globs and so the wet spot is suppose to indicate where a vagina is?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (OSs/l)

115 From a distance, tattoos on fat chicks all look like exactly the same thing:

'USDA Approved'

Posted by: some random meathead at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (1+7D3)

116 More art -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Mateusz-Bicycle-Boy-10.jpg

Or do you want some pizza with your art?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-59.jpg

Or maybe Spider Woman?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-62.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (tiyBK)

117
Honestly, both sides can go fuck themselves.

Yes, there's truth to the idea that people (especially women) get bombarded by unrealistic messages regarding their health and bodies.

It's also the case that if you are enormously overweight and make no effort to make healthy choices in your life, then that's on you and no one owes you applause.

I don't mind a girl with a few extra pounds. I have a problem with the girl who won't go to the gym or get out and exercise every once in a while.

Run occasionally, lift some weights, and most importantly DRESS APPROPRIATELY! Trying to wear skinny jeans and a tank top when you're a size 12 is not going to work. Cramming yourself into a string bikini just makes you look silly. Grow up and dress like an adult.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (10ydV)

118 @16 havildar

Regarding jogging, I think most doctors advise obese people NOT to jog as it will kill their knees. Lose the weight through diet and cardio and then gradually start a running regime.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (aYHVR)

119 "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the Rockin World go Rouond!"

Posted by: Sir Freddy Mercury at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (YP6Ap)

120 That's a whale of an understatement.

Posted by: Garrett at August 03, 2015 06:39 PM (cvI9D)


It gets to the meat of the issue though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2015 06:41 PM (oFCZn)

121 OT:

The 2016 Republican voters first Forum is staring up on C-SPAN. 14 of the 17 declared GOP candidates are there to answer questions.

Posted by: The Forum Hat at August 03, 2015 06:41 PM (7YlUk)

122 It's about time someone did something to raise awareness of obesity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

123 Wait...those aren't starships?

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at August 03, 2015 06:41 PM (ZbV+0)

124 Fenelon @ 56
You're sure about that?
Not that it's a surprise..

Somebody else posted it initially. Just going by what they said. However, I'm glad you called your Senators and the votes against defunding wouldn't be a surprise but very upsetting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:42 PM (OSs/l)

125 They're hawt.

Posted by: Chub E. Chaser at August 03, 2015 06:42 PM (Dwehj)

126 So did any of the GOP vote against defunding PP?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 03, 2015 06:43 PM (q20+R)

127 123 Wait...those aren't starships?
Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at August 03, 2015 06:41 PM (ZbV+0)

===

That's no moon!

Posted by: blake at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (7zeA4)

128 Steel Panther - Fat Girl
https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (awspb)

129 And what about those who demand no attention and just want to be left alone? They are not asking for your approval and I dont see why it is necessary to out of your way to show disgust for someone obese. Mind your own business.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (iQIUe)

130 Ok. I'm a fatty like some of those girls. Mom always said if you're going to be that big don't wear a bathing suit, don't wear stretch clothes that cling, have sex with the lights off and don't wear sleeveless. The only one I relented on is the sleeveless. Oh and I don't have disgusting tattoos.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (nFmZ1)

131
Mr Spock was into really fat woman.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (/x15Q)

132 >>The space-cuckold

Wow. Ouch.
Why didn't she jus flee to California to "find herself", maybe discover she's a lesbian or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 06:45 PM (NOIQH)

133 Two sides of the Left:

YOU FATTIES ARE KILLING THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM SO WE WILL CONTROL YOUR BEHAVIOR!!!

and

FAT SHAMING!!!!

Pit them against each other, watch the fun.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

134 Run occasionally, lift some weights, and most importantly DRESS APPROPRIATELY! Trying to wear skinny jeans and a tank top when you're a size 12 is not going to work. Cramming yourself into a string bikini just makes you look silly. Grow up and dress like an adult.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 03, 2015 06:40 PM (10ydV)

The advent of athletic stretch material that"s cheap has not been a boon to women's fashion.
And teenagers and twenty something's that are , um, chubby and wear that stuff stretched across their rolls and muffin tops...

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2015 06:46 PM (YP6Ap)

135 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 06:44 PM (iQIUe)

Agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:46 PM (OSs/l)

136
heh. EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy admitted that obama's energy bs guidelines would do very little for AGW but it was the example to the rest of the world that counted.

Its always symbolism over substance with these people. And graft and corruption. But mostly graft and corruption.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2015 06:46 PM (ODxAs)

137 It Must Be Time For Another Group of Greatly Overweight Women To Strip Down to Prove that Fat is Beautiful

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Can someone please describe these great beauties to me? Use *all* the details, please.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 03, 2015 06:46 PM (VAsIq)

138 My roommate competed in the Miss Colorado pageant. She was a gym rat and absolutely the fittest contestant (with the most impressive talent presentation), but she was not waif-like, so she didn't really have a chance.

The girl who won was skinny but obviously out of shape.

Posted by: Mindy is generally empowered at August 03, 2015 06:47 PM (dg8OI)

139 Monday already?

Posted by: *sigh* at August 03, 2015 06:48 PM (bGLSw)

140 Fat girls loooooove it when "Baby Got Back" comes on at a wedding reception. They lose it and start shaking and yelling at their heifer friends like it's their anthem.

They seem to not notice the lyric, "itty bitty waist" before the "round thing in your face."

Sir Mix was a fan of curves, not obese cows.

Posted by: Yomomma at August 03, 2015 06:48 PM (1WOOu)

141 It's chins, all the way down.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 03, 2015 06:49 PM (oFCZn)

142 Speaking of dressing appropriately, today's clothes are all made of super-thin fabric that reveals every dimple and roll. It is nearly impossible to dress appropriately.

As a consumer, I'd like a little help here.

Posted by: Mindy is generally empowered at August 03, 2015 06:49 PM (dg8OI)

143 I'm not even going to look. I'm about to eat dinner and want to keep my appetite.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 03, 2015 06:50 PM (96Dar)

144 If you're fat, either do something about it, or accept it. Either way, keep it to yourself.


Thanks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:50 PM (oKE6c)

145 Fat acceptance is just another avenue of moral relativism.

Being fat without any compelling medical excuse and insisting that fatness is a sacrament and right, despite the fact that you are a drag on our healthcare system, on your family, and on my poor eyes is shameful relativism.

I'm not saying you have to be skinny or fit - but you shouldn't be PROUD of being unhealthy and physically useless.

People are empowered by making themselves better, to include being healthier and more fit. But that requires real effort. And as the Cecil article over at the Blaze put so well: "This is the progressive modus operandi. Progressivism loves everything that can be loved lazily or indulgently, and nothing that must be loved sacrificially and earnestly. It loves nothing that requires any action on its part."

Posted by: 0302 at August 03, 2015 06:50 PM (N6eLE)

146 Worked for Jared from Subway.
Posted by: SH at August 03, 2015 06:18 PM (gmeXX)

I also had Aides.

*Maybe kiddie-diddling too (alleged)*

Posted by: Jared at August 03, 2015 06:50 PM (tQYY2)

147 You like my photos?

Posted by: Sue E. at August 03, 2015 06:51 PM (oKE6c)

148 They seem to not notice the lyric, "itty bitty waist" before the "round thing in your face."

Sir Mix was a fan of curves, not obese cows.
Posted by: Yomomma

Maybe they should be listening to Trail-Mix-A-Lot instead. Baby Got Snacks.
https://youtu.be/Bt9qHHFkwV4

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 03, 2015 06:51 PM (awspb)

149 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 03, 2015 06:51 PM (rwI+c)

150 Ugh, Amy Schumer teaming w/cousin Chuck Schumer to push for gun control.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 06:52 PM (NOIQH)

151 A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: The Musical Hat at August 03, 2015 06:52 PM (7YlUk)

152 As someone who has been incredibly fit and very much overweight at times in my life, there is nothing positive about being overweight.

And to echo what someone said unthread, the best and fastest ways to lose weight is hiking at elevation and any sort of boxing/martial training.

Weight will literally melt off.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 03, 2015 06:52 PM (JbETL)

153 Monday already?

Posted by: *sigh*

Motherfckuer!

Posted by: Garfield at August 03, 2015 06:53 PM (VAsIq)

154 Colorado Alex - size 12 is not plus size by the way.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (nFmZ1)

155 Yes, there's truth to the idea that people (especially women) get bombarded by unrealistic messages regarding their health and bodies.


Where do those messages come from, pray tell? From other women, and of course from fashion fruits. Normal men don't want scrawny women; we typically only balk when a woman becomes seriously overweight.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (oKE6c)

156
The comments just get worse and worse. Catch you all on the "PP defunding blocked" thread. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (OSs/l)

157 In the burning times , fat will be called a self contained prepper system. Just remember when there isn't any food these gals will have out survived the skinny chicks.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (6cb4L)

158 @95 Jen

"Rather it is looking around at the population as a whole and realizing how huge the average person is today."

I get back stateside about once a year and that always stands out. Me thinks it has gotten worse over the years as I even noticed most of the youth are what would be considered in the 80's as "chubby."


"I guess it is because we are surrounded by food today?"

Good point. It is also has become cheaper to eat out. My rural county didn't get its first fast-food restsurant (McD) until 1984.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (aYHVR)

159 More cushion for the space shuttle landing.

Posted by: "Models" at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (VAsIq)

160 "I don't like picking on fat people"

------

We do!

Posted by: 1980s movie bullies at August 03, 2015 06:55 PM (VAsIq)

161 In 18 months, all will recognize be required to celebrate the beauty of the cankle.

Posted by: The Truth, the whole etc. at August 03, 2015 06:55 PM (ioXP7)

162 I understand, to a point, the idea of being comfortable in our own skin but, that being said, we are supposed to be introspective. We ARE suppose to strive to be better, whatever our physical or emotional state. We aren't supposed to accept less than we can be, however; parents have been telling two generations now that they are perfect.... just the way they are.

Introspection is hard work and, sometimes, looking in a mirror is painful as well. Still, just because something is hard doesn't mean you give up and accept mediocrity.

As for women being empowered by everything damn thing we do, I say: Mock the every-loving fuck out of every such womyn-child you encounter.

Patronize them. Talk to them, if you must talk to them, as if they are children.

- Awww. You get a gold star!

- Well, aren't you a big girl? Yes, you are!

- You took a poopy on your own? That's so cuuute!

This bullshit with every damn thing anyone does being heroic needs to go the way of the Dodo bird. It lessens the genuine accomplishments in our lives.

Seriously. WTH?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 03, 2015 06:55 PM (PMlgt)

163 Personally I like a little meat. I don't like all the meat

Posted by: Clarney at August 03, 2015 06:56 PM (dgO4h)

164 157 In the burning times , fat will be called a self contained prepper system. Just remember when there isn't any food these gals will have out survived the skinny chicks.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2015 06:54 PM (6cb4L)




Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: Alferd E. Packer at August 03, 2015 06:56 PM (oKE6c)

165 I'm convinced that the tattoos and piercings are a way to justify being rejected without referring to their weight.

And guys do this also but more because they're socially inept.

It's also a warning. Sure some folks with ink are sane and balanced but let's face it, how many of those do you know? And how many of the other kind have you met?

And in actuality, these folks who feel rejected because of their weight have their own red lines of who they won't associate with that are just as arbitrary and bigoted as those who do so because of flab. (and let's face it, fat isn't so bad, it's the flab, the wing flaps under the arms it's the stomach overhang down to the crotch, it's buttock that are like saddle bags that are the turn off.

Just remember that if someone's fat, they probably don't have aids, or ebola or dozens of other skinny inducing conditions. Plus they'll make a handy back up snack in case of famine.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 03, 2015 06:56 PM (x3GpS)

166 This bullshit with every damn thing anyone does being heroic needs to go
the way of the Dodo bird. It lessens the genuine accomplishments in our
lives.
----------
Well said, NDH!

Posted by: Old Blue at August 03, 2015 06:57 PM (9iR5/)

167 I would pay money to see pictures of the people who have no problem shaming others for being maybe a bit big. You assholes talk about them like they are Democrats or somthin. Love your neighbor, not for what the size they are. But for who they are. And the world will be a better place. What are we? Democrats?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 06:57 PM (Ii765)

168 Someone needs to run round them dousing em in flour...in the name of good fun

Posted by: Clarney at August 03, 2015 06:57 PM (dgO4h)

169 Came back from Florida this weekend where I saw a huge woman in a bikini top who had a giant tat on her blobulent belly. It was scary. She was accompanied by "a Florida man".

Posted by: freaked at August 03, 2015 06:58 PM (BO/km)

170 parents have been telling two generations now that they are perfect.... just the way they are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 03, 2015 06:55 PM (PMlgt)



"You're unique! Just like everybody else!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:58 PM (oKE6c)

171 Fat may be in, unless you last name is Christie.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2015 06:58 PM (e3Z5/)

172 Now, see, if these women were beautifully dressed in stylish clothing that accentuated their good points, I'd be all for that. But every damn nitwit nowadays seems to think that being naked means they've climbed Mount Everest or defeated the Light Brigade, and I'm sick of it. Just put on some damn classy, well-cut clothing, style your hair, and polish your shoes, and I will applaud you all day--that's how rarely people actually seem to want to look attractive and well-kept. AUGH.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at August 03, 2015 06:58 PM (AF8UR)

173 136--- "...obama's energy bs guidelines would do very little for AGW but it was the example to the rest of the world that counted."
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So now we have to give an example of fatuous stupidity to the rest of the world? They aren't stupid enough on their own? Sheesh,

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2015 06:58 PM (cN9Sk)

174 Though I will question all the terrible, terrible tattoos.


Spare a thought for the tattoo "artist." /shudder

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 03, 2015 06:59 PM (oKE6c)

175 Number of ejaculations? 7

Posted by: Captain Ahab at August 03, 2015 06:59 PM (DYDUy)

176 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think President Obama should make this a Holiday all citizens should honor. Woman that are Gravitationally Challenged shoukld not be make fun of like they were when that Liar Bush was Presdent. We all know that Bush stinks and should be removed from all publications in the Uniteed States. Bush lied to all persons of all colors and should be in jail. These ladies are beautiful in there own way and should be loved. If Presdent Clinton was still in office he would make sure all these womaen would receive the love and caring they deserve.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 03, 2015 07:00 PM (lNSdJ)

177 Jeb going paleo and dropping 50 lbs has to be some kind of micro-agression to the fat gal demo. Brilliant tactical move by Christie to remain a fat ass.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 03, 2015 07:00 PM (+lsX1)

178 There is only so much foundation garments can do, dear.

Posted by: Joan Holloway at August 03, 2015 07:01 PM (fUjxW)

179
Watching Danny Thomas Show right now (Make Room For Daddy). Danny just told his son to go in the kitchen and eat a bread and butter sandwich with a glass of milk so he'll grow up to be big and strong.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:01 PM (/x15Q)

180 Speaking of dressing appropriately, today's clothes are all made of super-thin fabric that reveals every dimple and roll. It is nearly impossible to dress appropriately.

As a consumer, I'd like a little help here.

***

Wrap (mock-wrap) dresses to be precise. And, learn to love patterns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 03, 2015 07:02 PM (PMlgt)

181 Danny's son was a freckle faced ginger as I recall.

How does that happen?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 03, 2015 07:02 PM (x3GpS)

182
Today anytime I see a tattooed women who looks "low rent," I say to myself I paid for that tattoo, because I probably did.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:03 PM (/x15Q)

183
btw, Low Rent is another great old phrase that nobody but me uses today.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:04 PM (/x15Q)

184 I would pay money to see pictures of the people who have no problem
shaming others for being maybe a bit big. You assholes talk about them
like they are Democrats or somthin. Love your neighbor, not for what the
size they are. But for who they are. And the world will be a better
place. What are we? Democrats?


Surprised you can type with all those donut crumbs fouling your keyboard. Maybe take a few hours off and do a situp or go for a waddle.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 03, 2015 07:04 PM (+lsX1)

185 My Mom, rest her soul, was heavy all her life and she struggled with it. Most every one who knew her was able to look past her weight to see the beautiful, loving person she was. She finally passed from the complications of Alzheimer's at 72.
I guess because Mom was so heavy, I don't view overweight folks with the same disdain that some do. I really loved my Mom. It didn't make any difference to me that she was overweight. She still had great hugs.
My two cents.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 03, 2015 07:04 PM (9iR5/)

186 Nowadays its No Rent.

Posted by: freaked at August 03, 2015 07:05 PM (BO/km)

187 or go for a waddle.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 03, 2015 07:06 PM (rwI+c)

188
You know what's really ironic about the phrase low rent today? The low renters don't pay rent anymore!

All the low rent class pf people are subsidized with section 8 today.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:06 PM (/x15Q)

189 You can thank human-potato hybrid Lena Dunham for this.

I too am a vaguely human-shaped thing, and I have no illusions that no one, NO ONE, wants to see me doing the Full Monty.

I don't understand it either. Fine, no insults, no shaming, but for C'thulu's sake, keep your clothes on unless you are with your doctor or your lover.

I don't know, Ace. But blaming Dunham is a start

Posted by: acethepug at August 03, 2015 07:06 PM (WK825)

190 Well, I'm one who appreciates curves, even a little plumpness. I like Christina Hendricks better than Kate Upton, for example. The most important thing to me is to be well-proportioned.

I'm not fond of obesity, though. I suppose different people will define "plump" and "obese" differently. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.

There's some research that being a little overweight isn't necessarily unhealthy. It's probably healthier than obsessing over your weight and constantly dieting and starving yourself, and feeling miserable all the time.

In that sense I can see a point in the "fat acceptance" movement: "OK, I'm a little overweight but my health is good, so why worry about it? I'd rather just enjoy life."

But of course, some people take it to ridiculous extremes, as in "I weigh 400 pounds and I'm beautiful just the way I am!"

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2015 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

191 Posted by: Old Blue at August 03, 2015 07:04 PM (9iR5/)

Very nice; It was a pleasant contrast to the gristle headed troll ahead of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 07:07 PM (OSs/l)

192
Nowadays its No Rent.

Indeed, ol chum.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:08 PM (/x15Q)

193 Hour one of Win10. Still looking for MicroSpy settings to turn off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 03, 2015 07:08 PM (rwI+c)

194 btw, Low Rent is another great old phrase that nobody but me uses today.


That's because the rent is too damn high!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 03, 2015 07:09 PM (bZQB+)

195
Danny's son was a freckle faced ginger as I recall.

Rusty. The boy actor's name was Russell "Rusty" Hammer, and Rusty on tv show.

He killed himself.

Posted by: Summer Slam Soothsayer at August 03, 2015 07:09 PM (/x15Q)

196
Oh, and guys are often just as bad when it comes to dressing appropriately.

Seriously, a suit and tie that fit work wonders for making a person look good.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 03, 2015 07:10 PM (10ydV)

197 Of course my feeling's don't include gingers or canuks. They are on their own.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 07:12 PM (Ii765)

198 Weird Al's classic "Fat". It was created in 1984 and the words are hilarious. If he produced this today, he would be SJW into oblivion and lose any record contract, etc.

"I've got more chins, than Chinatown", LOL.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2015 07:12 PM (YP6Ap)

199 >>142 Speaking of dressing appropriately, today's clothes are all made of super-thin fabric that reveals every dimple and roll. It is nearly impossible to dress appropriately.
As a consumer, I'd like a little help here.
Posted by: Mindy is generally empowered at August 03, 2015 06:49 PM (dg8OI)

All these thin clothes get holes too. Annoying.

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2015 07:14 PM (vmMMi)

200 After my heart attack and stroke I went from 200 to 135, malnourished and anemic. A good weight for me is 150-160. I'm 160 now. I have been waiting to get my teeth fixed until I had enough weight to have some to lose during that process if I need it. I start with getting 5 teeth pulled next week.

I was't happy with being 200, but if I did't have some "spare" weight, I'm not really sure if would have made it. It's been 3 years now.

Posted by: begebilder at August 03, 2015 07:14 PM (+jijM)

201 I love the large. I hate the flaunt...as I love most things
When not flaunted.
I'm (was) a musician. Gymnastics and instrumental masterbation are just as offputting.

Posted by: Clarney at August 03, 2015 07:14 PM (dgO4h)

202 186 --- Old Blue --- Amen.

Of course, your mom wouldn't be posing for these pictures because she wouldn't be obsessing about looks.
These gals are no different from the "perfect" ones who are vain. All about the outside, not the heart.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2015 07:17 PM (cN9Sk)

203 My great grandma wasn't called Big Mama for nothing. I get it that some people have weight problems. I ain't no fence pist myself. Where the disdain comes in when i see them snarfing down 3 times as much food as I could handle or complaining that Chocolate Frostys don't come in an extra large.

Posted by: freaked at August 03, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km)

204 Fence post

Posted by: freaked at August 03, 2015 07:18 PM (BO/km)

205 Of course, your mom wouldn't be posing for these pictures because she wouldn't be obsessing about looks.
-----------
No, she wouldn't. She did know how to dress to look very classy. As my Dad would have said, she cleaned up nice.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 03, 2015 07:21 PM (9iR5/)

206 Beefy with extra marbling.

Now I'm hungry for a ribeye.

Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2015 07:26 PM (o/UmK)

207 As a fat man who likes women who are a little fatter than "plus size", as in Kate Upton or is plus size, I don't understand it either.

I guess empowered means that you should look your worst, oddly straight white guys who are apparently completely empowered at all times never do this.

I mean when they do this sort of thing for politics it is always that sort of really ugly harsh lighting out of cheap 70s German porn, where every bit of cellulite is emphasized and fetish style make up.

This isn't empowering, even an avg size good looking women look less good when photographed this way, heck even movie stars look less good. Look at pictures of ordinary guys anywhere in media, even news media, they are at least not trying to look bad. Even with the German prostitute look these girls would look better taken in normal light with a point and shoot.

Posted by: RoyL at August 03, 2015 07:28 PM (BsvmU)

208 What concerns me is not only that they're physically unhealthy, but that if the external is a reflection of the internal, then is their mental/spiritual/emotional health is just as unhealthy?

Posted by: unfatmatt at August 03, 2015 07:28 PM (kyTFr)

209 Posted by: begebilder at August 03, 2015 07:14 PM (+jijM)

We're glad you made it too, and may your tooth work go smoothly.

God bless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 03, 2015 07:28 PM (OSs/l)

210 Being overweight in my business is a real problem. No stamina, decreased body control and lack of muscle coordination. I ask my clients that are heavy to do an exercise regimen before they ride and at home as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 03, 2015 07:29 PM (6cb4L)

211
Ho Rhee Fuk.

Cap'n Ahab would have a plethora of 'poon targets had he sighted that pod.

And by "'poon", I am referring to the "har" kind, not the "tang" kind.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at August 03, 2015 07:31 PM (k5eO3)

212

Obese is never "sexy." These women were not the "pleasantly plump" of the "plus size" models category. They were pushing 350 at 5'1''. That's just nassy, especially when nude (or mostly so)

Posted by: imp at August 03, 2015 07:33 PM (XIXZz)

213 Closest to the bone
Sweeter is the meat
Last slice of Virginia ham
Is the best that you can eat

Posted by: Louis Prima's Prime Rib at August 03, 2015 07:34 PM (kyTFr)

214 181 Danny's son was a freckle faced ginger as I recall.

How does that happen?

Central Casting?

Posted by: Havildar Major at August 03, 2015 07:37 PM (jpW6t)

215 I lost 70 pounds in 6 months and still going. I want to lose another 80.....that will get me to 300. And then I want to go down from there.

I use a food diary app with a calorie counter, and I walk as much as I can. I went from barely being able to walk 2 blocks to being disappointed if I can't do at least 2 miles at lunch time.

I don't know how the hell I let myself get so damn big but I want to remedy that before it's too late.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at August 03, 2015 07:38 PM (EARfr)

216 I went to see the Kids in the Hall live, and DAMN! I have never seen so many DUMB tattoos!

I mean, I dislike the whole idea to begin with, but the 35-ish audience members there all had sloppy, BIG, in-a-bad-spot tattoos that looked like they got them done in a van in Walmart parking lot.

Posted by: RKae at August 03, 2015 07:40 PM (F/Kio)

217 Uh, yeah, in my drinking days, I would have tapped all of them. Repeatedly. Just one more reason to be grateful for my sobriety.

Posted by: Bru at August 03, 2015 07:41 PM (Jffks)

218 so it's horrible that Americans are the most obese people on the planet yet we shouldn't "fat shame" and should accept people how they are??

Posted by: chas at August 03, 2015 07:44 PM (Q8uu7)

219 Progressives live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance. Which I think either contributes to or is a product of their neuroses.

This fat stuff is a good example: on the one hand the progressive says you're evil if you smoke because smoking is bad for your health. Then the progressive simultaneously says being obese (which is really bad for your health as well, possibly more than smoking depending gone how much you smoke) is totally okay because fat shaming or something.

Posted by: PBJ5959 at August 03, 2015 07:47 PM (r1du+)

220 Chubby chaser here. Pretty familiar with what other chubby chasers are into. The only ones that we would consider attractive are the woman who's holding a skateboard (for the guys into "smaller" girls) and the one with a nose ring (for the guys into "larger" girls.)

I hate to say this, but the rest of them are just not attractive. It has nothing to do with, like, society's negative body image, man. Even by conventional standards, if they lost weight, they would *still* not be attractive. It has nothing to do with their weight. If you posted pictures of them in a chubby chaser form, the only people that would respond would be the really sick Buffalo-Bill weirdos. (Yes, even we have a hierarchy.)

I have nothing against them, there are plenty of unattractive people in the world. Likely you, gentle reader. But it's downright cruel to tell these women that they're beautiful, when they simply aren't. Sorry, genetics is a bitch, nature doesn't care about you, and then you die.

Posted by: Chubby Chasing Moron at August 03, 2015 08:03 PM (Lbr7F)

221 When you have such excess on your torso that the flaps on your sides make you look like you have gills, you're just fucking hideous. The only person who is ever going to look at that and say "I want some" is a cannibal.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 03, 2015 08:10 PM (IdCqF)

222 165 It depends mostly on why people get tats -- the people who get them and are either seriously into ink or seriously wanting something that helps them remember/cope with something usually try to get something individual and well done, and I don't think they care if other people don't like it.
But the tats in these pictures are just cliche and really poorly done/thought out -- don't get bad ink, and don't get ink on a whim or for the hipster reason of "it's cool!".
This whole fat thing started as a backlash against the Jane Fonda thing, which was stupidly ridiculous in the other direction. Consider it rather like the Caitlyn Jenner idiocy -- society is so wrapped up in changing things and making things better that it can't accept normal or moderation in all things...and it can't leave anyone alone: "you will be made to care and conform". And that comes from all angles, and it isn't about true health of either the physical or mental kind; it isn't about life, and it isn't about freedom -- because of the conformity thing, and being made to care.

Posted by: unknown j. at August 03, 2015 08:11 PM (B6sgj)

223 Women are all Nietzscheans now.

Posted by: Beef at August 03, 2015 08:16 PM (/q4N3)

224 De Plaaaaannnnne! De Plllaaannneee!

Posted by: Tatttoo at August 03, 2015 08:19 PM (RzZOc)

225 Skateboard girl is more my style. Plump, yes, but well-proportioned and definitely not obese. Pretty face, too.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

226 I've seen tumblr sites of hot girls who got tattoos. Strange, but whatever. Some tattoos were made with great technical skill. No idea what they cost.

In America, most people are fat. It isn't healthy, and it throws off the body's natural proportions. There's a golden mean.

And those girls aren't it.

Posted by: Feh at August 03, 2015 08:40 PM (Uk9e2)

227 This is ridiculous. My wife won't wear a bikini because she hasn't lost all the weight from the birth of our last kid, and because she has some self respect. The members of this herd are doing this because they think narcissism will take the place of a gym membership.

It's not good to be fat, it's just not. I genuinely feel bad for people that are trying to lose weight and struggling, I do. But if you're heavy and you don't give a shit, well, my sympathy van just left. I've been working out for 25 years, and it's never easy. It sucks getting up early, or running in the Atlanta heat, or dealing with various injuries, but the alternative is a hell of a lot worse.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 03, 2015 08:40 PM (c+vBe)

228 boffo, good inspiring work

Posted by: Feh at August 03, 2015 08:47 PM (Uk9e2)

229 fat acceptance...yeah, there is something kind of sick about it, literally. We have an obesity epidemic, and we are normalizing being over weight? Can we please go back to the svelt 80s when women worked out hard, and the men had hard bodies? We watched what we ate, and we tried to eat a balanced diet. Now we have teens that can't even walk up a flight of stairs without being winded. Dang.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at August 03, 2015 09:25 PM (BCTRd)

230 193

Just got Masters of Orion 3 running on Win 10. Game still sucks. Got a mess more to try from the abandoned software box. And yes, using win 10 native directx.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 03, 2015 09:26 PM (uPxUo)

231 So the photographer wanted to put the women in lingerie because you don't often see fat women in lingerie, and then the lingerie she chose is boring high-waisted black granny panties? What was the point?

Posted by: biancaneve at August 03, 2015 09:29 PM (kBiy2)

232 I dunno--slap a little personal lube in their cleavage, sit on top of them, grab two handfuls of big boob, and go to work. It can be done.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 03, 2015 09:36 PM (Sda6L)

233 We need an acceptance movement for people with chronic diarrhea.

Posted by: Mega at August 03, 2015 10:06 PM (9Du4t)

234 I still remember a girl in high school who was overweight, but still pretty, blonde hair, big but not cellulite with back boobs big, just plump. The dumb guys laughed at her, the smart guys were nice to her and got laid, more cushion for the pushin' as we used to say.

Posted by: All teh meh at August 03, 2015 10:33 PM (VviqM)

235 -
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19
Ace - Want to loose weight? Start hoofing it. Get to five miles a day,
and add in a 500 -600 foot elevation change. That will do it in a year.
Good luck!



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Worked for Jared from Subway.

Posted by: SH at August 03, 2015 06:18 PM

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In the interest of science we should probably note that Jared's handiest preschool was at the top of a hill.

Posted by: irright at August 03, 2015 10:41 PM (DtNNC)

236 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Fugazi at August 03, 2015 10:49 PM (qxL5y)

237 Just got back from the gym...opened Ace of Spades to find...this. Man.
Interestingly enough, probably about a dozen women in the gym tonight, all working hard, and none of them looked remotely...REMOTELY...like those obese women. If they choose they can do something about it. They'll never look like Jessica Biel, true enough, but they can become significantly healthier and lose lots of that excess fat. It will take work, but most things worth having do take work.

Posted by: Gym Rat at August 03, 2015 10:57 PM (hRytD)

238 women now being empowered by every single thing in their lives........except apparently making me a sandwich

Posted by: rumcrook at August 04, 2015 02:04 AM (60WiD)

239 That was just flat-out nasty and nothing to be proud of.

If they want to show that off, that's their right, but they shouldn't expect me to act like they're attractive.

Posted by: DRayRaven at August 04, 2015 06:07 AM (q4f8l)

240 You ever notice that a fat child usually has fat parents, more and more young people are becoming morbidly obese and it's scary. I saw a young girl at the vet yesterday that stood around 5/11 and weighed around 380, if she's that big at 15 how big will she be when puberty is over? My sister lost 80 pounds simply walking an hour a day.

Posted by: Rose at August 04, 2015 09:34 AM (/1Oxb)

241
This is my idea of think and fit: http://www.getfitandthick.com/

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 04, 2015 10:10 AM (1hM1d)

242 "Despite brunette, brown-eyed curvy beauties being somewhat
commonplace in Brazil, Mariana explained that blonde, blue-eyed and
slim-hipped women are still considered to be the most beautiful in the
country."

Meanwhile ...

"Despite impoverished day laborers being somewhat
commonplace in Brazil, Mariana explained that fit, successful millionaire businessmen are still considered to be the most attractive marriage candidates in the
country."


Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at August 04, 2015 01:13 PM (yTnTP)

243 "tattoos and piercings are a way to justify being rejected without referring to their weight."

Yes, it's self-induced ugliness. A way to attract attention, but socially inept and based on inverted conception of beauty.

"And guys do this also but more because they're socially inept."

good term, 'inept', I borrowed it. Guys with body peircings are even stupider. Unless you are gay. Well, at this point its just 'hey, I want to look like a drug-addled loser who can only get a job in pizza delivery, what's the look I should do? ... They get that look.

Time was, it was sailors, laborers and whores who had tattoos or piercings.
Now? Well, the culture is one celebrating downscale sluttiness, so it 'fits' the trend.

Ugliness is the new beauty.

Guys hit on girls more with tattoos because they think they'll get
lucky. Girls misinterpret that to mean it makes them more attractive.
Nope, it just screams 'easy'. As they say a "tramp stamp".

"Sure some folks with ink are sane and balanced but
let's face it,"
... they are ones saying "Oh, I got this tattoo once in a tequila-driven bet and now I regret it."

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at August 04, 2015 01:20 PM (yTnTP)

244 16 "There was an on line article a couple weeks ago about a very
overweight black girl runner and how simpwee wunnerful she is cuz she"

But this IS awesome.

Even more awesome is if she sticks to 1500 calories a day, stay low-carb and healthy eating and keeps it up, in 30 weeks they can do another article about "how I lost 60 lbs through a miracle diet and exercise program".

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at August 04, 2015 01:24 PM (yTnTP)

245 "88
No women look good with tattoos and I see more and more women sporting
them , and not tiny little butterfly tats but massive tattoos all up and
down their arms or on their back."


I agree. One of our culture's stupidities.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at August 04, 2015 01:26 PM (yTnTP)

246 "57 .


New hotness: I am beautiful and you're sexist for thinking I'm not."

If its sexism to prefer beauty and honestly express a preference, then truth and beauty are sexist. Nothing wrong with sexism then.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at August 04, 2015 01:30 PM (yTnTP)

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