In Japan, a Hotel Entirely Staffed by Robots Has Just Opened

And when I say "just opened" I mean two weeks ago. I missed it at the time.

That Business Insider link contains a video of the robots.

Endagaget has pictures of the robots. The reception desk is interesting -- one staffer is a somewhat-realistic looking woman; the other is a velociraptor who speaks English, because, why not.

Video of reception below, and a CBS report after that.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM

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1 Robots landscape my yard.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:01 PM (VcOqI)

2 The end of illegal immigration as we know it.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:01 PM (VcOqI)

3 Robot gangs?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:01 PM (VcOqI)

4 Mr Roboto?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:02 PM (Ii765)

5 *Burns fingers*

My plans, they are all coming together.

But perhaps I've said too much . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at August 03, 2015 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

6 Bite my shine metal ass.
Get your own bath towel.

Posted by: Bender at August 03, 2015 03:02 PM (VPLuQ)

7 restaurants are next

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at August 03, 2015 03:02 PM (8CdUx)

8 The escort robots are available for room service

Posted by: brak at August 03, 2015 03:03 PM (Tj+s6)

9 Robots patrolling the border?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:03 PM (VcOqI)

10 Once you check in at the Robot Hotel, go down to Shinjuku for the Robot Bar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:03 PM (tiyBK)

11 Someone King is going to try to have sex with the cleaning staff. Or as they say in Japan: Tuesday.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:03 PM (z/Ubi)

12 Stupid auto cucumber. Someone kinky. Not someone King.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:04 PM (z/Ubi)

13 *hastily rubs Aloe on the Empress' singed digits*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (tiyBK)

14 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

15 But what does the AFL-CIO think?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (VcOqI)

16 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

17 ...
...
...

Of *course* they do.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (kff5f)

18 Buzzion, it's Japan. King and kinky probably go together more often than you have nightmares about.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (tiyBK)

19 I will organize the first robots' union.

Posted by: Samuel Gompers at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (VcOqI)

20 Must. Have. Velociraptor. Bell boy.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

21 I tried to warn you...

Posted by: Zombie Isaac Asimov at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (kff5f)

22 Do robots get vacation days?

Posted by: Samuel Gompers at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (VcOqI)

23 I've seen this movie. It does not end well.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (2Ocf1)

24 what are the hookers like? four stroke?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (F+xWX)

25 I would totally start eating at McDonalds again if they adopted this setup.

That's pretty awesome!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (JbETL)

26 Japan doesn't want to hire millions of Phillipino's to take care of the old and ill like we do. They plan to use robots for that too. Racists

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (Ii765)

27 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (tiyBK)

Tell me we got that (and the preceding) on the web-cam.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (kff5f)

28 Where is the Hello Kitty lounge hooker?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (oDCMR)

29 Is that kind of thing frowned upon?

Error.

Beep. Bop. Boop.

Posted by: Robot Costanza at August 03, 2015 03:07 PM (Vf5rR)

30 A gaijin encounters the Robot Bar

https://youtu.be/2qol6T1ANuw

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:08 PM (tiyBK)

31 Sure...but can they throw a changeup?

Posted by: Bobby Cox at August 03, 2015 03:08 PM (sEsmG)

32 I would totally start eating at McDonalds again if they adopted this setup.

As long as everything is arranged properly, they'll make you a passable cup of tea. If something is just a little off, they will instead make you a furious cup of cat.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:08 PM (kff5f)

33 How much for Kyoko from Ex Machina?

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2015 03:08 PM (2Ocf1)

34 Has it begun yet?

Posted by: The Guy Waiting on the Guy Who Always Thinks It's Beginning at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (Vf5rR)

35 Has AtC seen the raptor bellhop?

I hope not...

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our Republic at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (/Ho8c)

36 Yeah, I think we now know where Ace *really* disappeared to the other week.

Enjoy the hotel, "Mr. Universe"?

/ONLY kidding, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (Maary)

37 Hey lady, where can I plug in?

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at a robot-run Japanese hotel at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (NeFrd)

38 Yeah, now let's see a video of a robot making a bed.

Thought so.

Posted by: West at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (1Rgee)

39 Careful -- the A/2s are a bit twitchy.

Posted by: Phinn at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (DLUnW)

40 I can't watch the video's at work, but I assume the velociraptor sounds like Starscream?

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (q/kmn)

41 $15 per hour minimum wage!
Bring it on, idiots.
The future is now.

Posted by: Chi at August 03, 2015 03:09 PM (2Zu6X)

42 I can't watch the video's at work, but I assume the velociraptor sounds like Starscream?

If it doesn't, it should.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (kff5f)

43

10 Don't mention the war!

20 I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

30 RETURN

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (kdS6q)

44 @ 22 - " Do robots get vacation days?"

No, but they can get beaten to death in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (Maary)

45 I just hope the hotel is not staffed by androids based on my dear departed Stella.

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (OD2ni)

46 I'm so looking forward to walking past the homeless dude at the entrance to the McDonalds.
The one holding the cardboard sign saying he used to have a job at McDolnals.

And then give my order to the Counter robot.
And watch the grill robot cook my order to perfection.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (VPLuQ)

47 How can this go wrong?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (39g3+)

48 15
But what does the AFL-CIO think?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:05 PM (VcOqI)

Whatever they are programmed to think.

Posted by: rebel flounder at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (Vf5rR)

49 Proving once again that the minimum wage really is $0.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (q/kmn)

50 Sexbots?

Posted by: Mr. Fisto at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (HstNY)

51 The end of illegal immigration as we know it.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 03, 2015 03:01 PM (VcOqI)
--------------------------------------------------------
Yep. They are in demographic freefall along with the rest of the world, but this is how they deal with it. I wish we'd do the same, but robots can't vote, and apparently unlike Japan, our pols only care about their short term careers even if it means their country going to ruin.

Posted by: Hello Kitty at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (E5UB0)

52 @ 46 - "And watch the grill robot cook my order to perfection. "

At least maybe the robots will be able to get your drink order right.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (Maary)

53 >>>>If something is just a little off, they will instead make you a furious cup of cat.

-----

Oh so it's not Tuesday in Japan. It's Thursday at the Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (z/Ubi)

54 This is nothing new. We had a couple of stiff robot`s last year...Uggla at second and BJ Upton in the outfield!

Posted by: Bobby Cox at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (sEsmG)

55 Does BOB work there? Asking for the ladies.

Posted by: dogfish at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (jWtyG)

56 So, does she like you? Or is she just programmed to like you? Or perhaps there is another option - maybe she's just pretending to like you.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (2Ocf1)

57 Puts new thing of bucket list.

Excellent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (ODxAs)

58 The escort robots are available for room service

With my luck, the velociraptor would show up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (SdfnP)

59 49
Proving once again that the minimum wage really is $0.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 03, 2015 03:11 PM (q/kmn)

It doesn't have to be zero. There's always slavery.

Posted by: Phinn at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (DLUnW)

60 My sister went to the Shinjuku robot bar. She waited it was so much smaller inside than she expected, considering everything that goes on there. But it was really super fun and they wanna go back!

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (f858s)

61 That place wouldn't last a day in Philly.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (7WQ6X)

62 46
I'm so looking forward to walking past the homeless dude at the entrance to the McDonalds.

The one holding the cardboard sign saying he used to have a job at McDolnals.

And then give my order to the Counter robot.

And watch the grill robot cook my order to perfection.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (VPLuQ)

We look forward to seeing you, too.

Posted by: Homeless Robot Dude at August 03, 2015 03:13 PM (Vf5rR)

63 Can't wait to see the first dumbass try to slip the sexbot a roofie

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2015 03:13 PM (VPLuQ)

64 Goes well with a $15/hour minimum wage.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 03, 2015 03:13 PM (EzgxV)

65 You just know that if we had robots making burgers, the state would mandate that they couldn't cook to anything below well-done.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (q/kmn)

66 McDonald's will include a robot to spit in your food.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (F+xWX)

67 *Burns fingers*

My plans, they are all coming together.
----------------

This is about me, right?

Posted by: Rocket stove at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (9mTYi)

68 Can't wait to see the first dumbass try to slip the sexbot a roofie

Wha...aaht di-id you put in... put in thish WD-40?
~Roofied Sexbot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)

69 You think that management lives off of that trickle charge you are getting?

You need to get organized.

Posted by: Robot Richard Trumka at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (1+7D3)

70 Must. Have. Velociraptor. Bell boy.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 03, 2015 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

I KNOW RIGHT!

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at August 03, 2015 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

71 Eh. It's like what they have at libraries now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 03:15 PM (iQIUe)

72 That place wouldn't last a day in Philly.
Posted by: t-bird
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ISWYDT

Posted by: HitchBot, in the ICU at August 03, 2015 03:15 PM (9mTYi)

73
58 The escort robots are available for room service

With my luck, the velociraptor would show up.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (SdfnP)

Rule 34. And it's in novel form.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:15 PM (z/Ubi)

74 Cherry will be the most popular name for sexbots in short order

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (Ii765)

75 I have a second vote for the Robot Bar with Gushka.

How about a MoMee in Japan at the Robot Hotel with the 'conference' at the Robot Bar????

So shall we create a tax exempt organisation called the Center for the Progressive Promotion of Robot Culture?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (tiyBK)

76 This Japanese fascination with robots and all things futuristic. I wonder if it's a long term side effect of getting nuked?

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (cbfNE)

77
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2015 03:10 PM (VPLuQ)

The Robot burger maker that I saw on a website (engadget maybe?) a while back looked like it made a better burger than some actual burger places.
And it'd take up less space than your average food court location.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (U8W/7)

78 Wha...aaht di-id you put in... put in thish WD-40?

~Roofied Sexbot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:14 PM (kff5f)

I don't know why, but I lol'd.

Posted by: Robot flounder at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (Vf5rR)

79
Dood, this is SO humiliating.

(Spielberg, call me.)

Posted by: Velociraptor Bell Boy at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (fKmBJ)

80 They need a fleet of Obama robots dedicated to swabbing out the toilets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2015 03:17 PM (vHvSw)

81 If you think robots get treated poorly in Philly, you should see what happens young white girls.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 03, 2015 03:17 PM (q/kmn)

82 This Japanese fascination with robots and all things futuristic. I wonder if it's a long term side effect of getting nuked?

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2015 03:16 PM (cbfNE)

Maybe

Posted by: Mechagodzilla at August 03, 2015 03:17 PM (2Ocf1)

83 West World, Japan style.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2015 03:17 PM (493sH)

84 Let's not talk about Mecha Bawbara Streisand... unless Robert Smith is around.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:18 PM (tiyBK)

85 Do those Velociraptor bell boys have a lot of copper in them?
Cuz you could send a couple up to my room.

Posted by: The First Detroit Guest of the Robot Hotel at August 03, 2015 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

86 I have a robot dog. The cat ignores it now but used to get pretty excited.
I thought all you guys were actually robots. Then I found out some of you were NSA programs.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 03, 2015 03:19 PM (NHtMs)

87 I, for one, welcome our synthetic overlords.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:19 PM (evdj2)

88 Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:

Life-like sex bots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (659DL)

89 87
I, for one, welcome our synthetic overlords.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:19 PM (evdj2)

Hey, suck-up. Robots don't have assholes.

Posted by: Robot flounder at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (Vf5rR)

90 That place wouldn't last a day in Philly.

--

It's funny coz it's true.

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (cbfNE)

91 I'll bet the velociraptors make shitty masseuses with those tiny little arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

92 "With my luck, the velociraptor would show up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:12 PM (SdfnP)"
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And the escort robots are programmed not to leave until the job gets done, so...good luck!

Posted by: Kensington at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (7Kbxu)

93 I see no way this could go worng.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:21 PM (evdj2)

94 woob woob woob

Oh , wiseguy!

*pokes robot eyes with fingers*

oo oo oo oooh

*speaks to velociraptor*

Can I count on your vote?

Posted by: Perry, Moe and Carly - GOP Stooges at August 03, 2015 03:21 PM (1+7D3)

95 I'll bet the velociraptors make shitty masseuses with those tiny little arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

But they bring a whole new meaning to "deep muscle massage."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 03, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)

96 Hey, suck-up. Robots don't have assholes.

Well forget it, then.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at August 03, 2015 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

97 Did you try turning it off and then back on?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:22 PM (Ii765)

98 Holy "Uncanny Valley", Batman!

Posted by: RD Walker at August 03, 2015 03:22 PM (ImpgP)

99
WHICH ONE OF YOU TOURIST ASSHOLES HAS THE ALLIGATOR GUCCI BAG?????!?!!?!

Posted by: Velociraptor Bell Boy at August 03, 2015 03:22 PM (fKmBJ)

100 Are they FULLY functional?

Posted by: Tasha Yar at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)

101 Pro Tip: Don't put your dick in crazy or lifelike machinery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (8ZskC)

102
And the escort robots are programmed not to leave until the job gets done, so...good luck!

Posted by: Kensington at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (7Kbxu)

Don't even think about not paying, either, sucka.

Posted by: pimpbot at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (Vf5rR)

103 Domo Arigato!

Posted by: Max Entropy at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (cgtTL)

104 I would imagine Obama will outlaw robots and ATMs soon. Pen and Phone can move mountains.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)

105 West World in 3, 2, ....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

106 "...but robots can't vote, and apparently unlike Japan, our pols only care about their short term careers even if it means their country going to ruin."
Posted by: Hello Kitty

Robots will be voting as soon as a Republican can introduce the bill, is fastracked through the Senate and signed by president Jeb!

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (NHtMs)

107 Just saw Ex Machina....Do Not Trust Them!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (NOIQH)

108 Robots don't have assholes.

*****

Well then how do they...

...ooohhh!!

Um, never mind.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at a robot-run Japanese hotel at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (NeFrd)

109 Hey AlextheChick, did you see what Larry Correia recently doodled?

http://monsterhunternation.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Secret-Project.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:24 PM (tiyBK)

110 Robot hookers?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 03, 2015 03:24 PM (GGCsk)

111 The radiation from Hiroshima and Nagasaki seems to have warped them.

Don't believe me? Then watch a Japanese game show.

Posted by: RKae at August 03, 2015 03:24 PM (+BPty)

112 Our only hope is that the robots demand $15 an hour wages too.

- The Unions

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (6n332)

113 104 I would imagine Obama will outlaw robots and ATMs soon. Pen and Phone can move mountains.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)

But what about the machine that replaced me!? *sob*

Posted by: Cue card holder at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (z/Ubi)

114 >>Robot hookers?

Does Rule 34 apply to robots?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

115 Does Rule 34 apply to robots?

With optional turbo mode.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:26 PM (evdj2)

116 >>With optional turbo mode.

And they love to dance...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

117 Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:

Life-like sex bots.

--

I bet the owner / customer falls in love with it a lot.

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2015 03:26 PM (cbfNE)

118 Robot receptionists?

Meh, rather have a talking animatronic moose.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:27 PM (NeFrd)

119 88 Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:

Life-like sex bots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 03, 2015 03:20 PM (659DL)

Sign me up!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:27 PM (2Ojst)

120 the other is a velociraptor who speaks English, because, why not.

I need this.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 03, 2015 03:27 PM (/kI1Q)

121 So what? We've got a TelePrompTer that replaced an entire President.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 03, 2015 03:27 PM (iIzG7)

122 My cat is distantly related to Cecil.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 03, 2015 03:27 PM (NHtMs)

123 Take a chance.

Posted by: The Robot Prophet at August 03, 2015 03:28 PM (evdj2)

124 114
>>Robot hookers?

Does Rule 34 apply to robots?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

Ooh yeah. I sure hope so.

Posted by: Robot Polanski at August 03, 2015 03:29 PM (Vf5rR)

125 I would imagine Obama will outlaw robots and ATMs soon. Pen and Phone can move mountains.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 03, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)

There are such things as illegal robots! Democrats are biased against robot-Americans who do the jobs meat-Americans won't do!

ROBOTICA! ROBOTICA! ROBOTICA!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

126 Some of the top tech pioneers have warned about AI. They will kill us they say. Don't know if they thought about sexbots, but would probably take a big chunk of nerds out leading to a collapse of new tech.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:31 PM (Ii765)

127 I'd hit that. The robot chick, not the velociraptor because that would really be creapy.

Posted by: MTF at August 03, 2015 03:32 PM (TxJGV)

128 "Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit: Life-like sex bots."

As if ransomware infecting one's laptop wasn't bad enough.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 03, 2015 03:32 PM (noWW6)

129 The world mourns today.
An American dentist paid $50,000 to have a couple of Japanese tour guides lure one of the robots out of the relative safety of the hotel so that the dentist could bag it with a bow and arrow. The bot oozed lubricating fluid for 40 hours before the tour guides were able to cleanly dispatch it with a high-powered hunting rifle. The head and circuit board were removed and shipped to a taxidermist in Wisconsin while the remainder of the robot was left to rust in a Tokyo alleyway.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:32 PM (NeFrd)

130 Captured video feed of the Hotel's security.

youtube.com/watch?v=XlQwX93rqcA

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 03, 2015 03:32 PM (6n332)

131 There are *no* such things as illegal robots!

Sheesh...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

132 We've got a Democrat candidate for the Presidency with a heads-up display that says things like:

POSSIBLE RESPONSES:
- YES/NO
- OR WHAT?
- GO AWAY
- PLEASE COME BACK LATER
- F*CK YOU, ASSHOLE

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (iIzG7)

133 "Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:
Life-like sex bots."

As if ransomware infecting one's laptop wasn't bad enough.

So, just like marriage?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (SdfnP)

134 Don't know if they thought about sexbots, but would probably take a big chunk of nerds out leading to a collapse of new tech.

Marilyn Mon-robots.

"Don't Have Sex With Robots."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

135 Don't stick your dick in buggy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

136 I would be concerned that the sexbot's...um...lady parts were modeled after a Fellowes document shredder. Might be hard to, you know, concentrate.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:34 PM (NeFrd)

137 They have a de-population problem and as far as I know don't have a poor country as a southern neighbor so it maybe it's a good thing.

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2015 03:34 PM (e3Z5/)

138 どうもありがとう, Mr. Roboto

Posted by: Kilroy's Hat at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (7YlUk)

139 135
Don't stick your dick in buggy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

It's not what you think! We were just interfacing.

Posted by: Robot flounder at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (Vf5rR)

140 Goddam Japs....this is from a country which launches not one but two sneak attacks (1905 and 1941), has atomic bombs dropped on it, likes porn where people defecate on their chest, sells scotch out of vending machines, Godzilla runs amok and had me as their Prime Minister. Well, mostly me but I am dead now. Banzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Hideki Tojo at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (D0NZx)

141 Well Japan is working on making the robots more lifelike. Still got aways to go before Melanie Griffith and Cherry 2000.

Ex-Machina? What a piker of a robot. Now look at the Machine-Man from Metropolis, she leveled a whole city.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (tiyBK)

142 "Don't stick your dick in buggy.

Especially if "buggy" runs on Windows 8. That touch option...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (iIzG7)

143
*sigh*

We're YEARS behind the Japanese.

Posted by: Toasterfucker at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (fKmBJ)

144 133 "Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:
Life-like sex bots."

As if ransomware infecting one's laptop wasn't bad enough.

So, just like marriage?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:33 PM (SdfnP)

Zing!

Unless you get the sadism DLC, sexbots won't scream at you, shame you, try to hit you, threaten you, steal your money, divorce you, take your kids, take your house, and take half your income for the next several years. Not seeing the downside.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst)

145 Our only hope is that the robots demand $15 an hour wages too

====

i remember reading this sci fi story where the army came up with the first AI soldier and it really was a heroic success, helping to decisively end a war.

but it didn't qualify for VA benefits and had absolutely no transferable skills, was dearmed and decommissioned, and became homeless and in disrepair.

but, AI so it became this robot rights thing...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (F+xWX)

146 Are any of the robots equipped with a subroutine to help find my chakra?

Posted by: Al Gore at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (u9OP6)

147 124 114
>>Robot hookers?

Does Rule 34 apply to robots?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

Ooh yeah. I sure hope so.

Posted by: Robot Polanski at August 03, 2015 03:29 PM (Vf5rR)

This exchange pretty much encapsulates the novel-

"Rule 34" by Charles Stross.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2015 03:36 PM (0cMkb)

148 Don't stick your dick in ~~buggy~~ Chappie.

Um,

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:36 PM (SdfnP)

149 I don't know if they still exist but twenty years ago Japan had a automat type of Hotel where it was simply a sleeping station that you could rent with your credit card. It was simply a bed contained in a sort of capsule .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 03, 2015 03:36 PM (vyAun)

150 Lifelike sex bots.

That will give new meaning to getting a firmware upgrade.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:36 PM (z/Ubi)

151 Posted by: Toasterfucker

Pervert.

Posted by: Couchfucker at August 03, 2015 03:37 PM (/kI1Q)

152
Unless you get the sadism DLC, sexbots won't scream at you, shame you, try to hit you, threaten you, steal your money, divorce you, take your kids, take your house, and take half your income for the next several years. Not seeing the downside.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst)

So you're saying that I should just give half my assets to my Roomba to start with.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2015 03:37 PM (fKmBJ)

153 58: "With my luck, the velociraptor would show up."

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 03, 2015 03:37 PM (UPYPp)

154 So you're saying that I should just give half my assets to my Roomba to start with.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2015 03:37 PM (fKmBJ)

Find a robot you hate and buy it a house.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:38 PM (2Ojst)

155
Posted by: Toasterfucker

Pervert.

Posted by: Couchfucker at August 03, 2015 03:37 PM (/kI1Q)

Degenerates.

Posted by: Bowfucker at August 03, 2015 03:38 PM (fKmBJ)

156 Not seeing the downside.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (2Ojst)

Your robot spouse gets hacked and goes all "hacky and slashy" on you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

157 In the afterlife will we be burdened with "fully articulated appendage" babies?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:38 PM (NeFrd)

158 140 Goddam Japs....this is from a country which launches not one but two sneak attacks (1905 and 1941), has atomic bombs dropped on it, likes porn where people defecate on their chest, sells scotch out of vending machines, Godzilla runs amok and had me as their Prime Minister. Well, mostly me but I am dead now. Banzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zombie Hideki Tojo at August 03, 2015 03:35 PM (D0NZx)

Hey now that's insulting! It's the Germans that like porn where you defecate on their chest. The Japanese like animated tentacle porn.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (z/Ubi)

159 Well, they already make those life size dolls modeled after pron stars. Robots seems like the next natural step.

Posted by: Kenway at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (2tLz4)

160 Of course it was a British SF writer who coined the term gynoid to describe androids in the female form. But it was Soroyama Hajime who really made that term go mainstream with his art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (tiyBK)

161 That will give new meaning to getting a firmware upgrade.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:36 PM (z/Ubi)

****

3.5" floppy

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (NeFrd)

162 And Ex Machina sucked. She would only have been able to con a Beta.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (vyAun)

163 Find a robot you hate and buy it a house.

I did. Ex-wife got it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (SdfnP)

164
*rubs hands together*

Posted by: CEO, Old Glory Insurance at August 03, 2015 03:40 PM (fKmBJ)

165 When Google gets into the sexbot business you'll have a mechanical chick that whispers refinancing offers and Amazon specials in your ear during sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

166 Democrats are biased against robot-Americans who do the jobs meat-Americans won't do!
*********
Dems will unionize them (where their utility and productivity will plunge) and have them voting. Programmed, in fact, to vote early and vote often.

Posted by: eureka! at August 03, 2015 03:40 PM (g1MTt)

167 158 Hey now that's insulting! It's the Germans that like porn where you defecate on their chest. The Japanese like animated tentacle porn.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (z/Ubi)

And bukake.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (u9OP6)

168 What's a kenway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

169 Just make sure you don't load up the screwdriver operation program on your sex hot accidentally.

Posted by: Howard Wolowitz at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (z/Ubi)

170 163 Find a robot you hate and buy it a house.

I did. Ex-wife got it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:39 PM (SdfnP)

Again, zing!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (2Ojst)

171 21st Century problems:

My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

172 The Robotification of Low Skill Labor-

is exactly why we do not need a huge buttload of uneducated illegal or for that matter legal aliens from poor 3rd world countries.

$15/hr means robot Burger Kings, etc.

Essentially, at this point, you're just importing your own 3rd world revolution onto Mainstream USA

Posted by: naturalfake at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (0cMkb)

173 Does Rule 34 apply to robots?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

Ooh yeah. I sure hope so.

Posted by: Robot Polanski at August 03, 2015 03:29 PM (Vf5rR)

NSFW: http://preview.tinyurl.com/pfrzplu

Sufficient to say the I had to search a while for something that wasn't too graphic...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 03, 2015 03:41 PM (7YlUk)

174 Then I found out some of you were NSA programs.
Posted by: Hopped Up
------------

Cheese it, guys, they're on to us!

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at August 03, 2015 03:42 PM (9mTYi)

175
My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

****

Oh man. That really sucks.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)

176
I'm gonna laugh when some feminist's kitteh is held hostage by her Sybian.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2015 03:42 PM (fKmBJ)

177 >>Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit: Life-like sex bots.

Already happened on the new show HUMANS.
And get this --- the wife kicked the husband out, kept the hot robot. The kids felt bad for the robot, and are mad a dad.
Stupid feminist working mom!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (NOIQH)

178 175
My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

****

Oh man. That really sucks.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)

Left a vacuum in his soul, it did.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (2Ojst)

179 Japanese porn is lame. They pixel out everything. It's a contradiction of their normal perversions.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (vyAun)

180 the only way to get lifelike sex robots is to go cyborg

and for that, you need parts

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (F+xWX)

181 Hey Mikey, at least you did not date Mega Maid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (tiyBK)

182 21st Century problems:
My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

When you find her, drill her!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (SdfnP)

183 My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

Posted by: Mikey NTH
-----------

A Craftsman Wet or Dry, right?
They're sneaky bastids.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (9mTYi)

184 How could you not help but shoot a drone out of the sky delivering a sexbot to your neighbor from amazon? Pirate will take on a new meaning. Or an old one depending how well read you are.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (Ii765)

185 >>And Ex Machina sucked. She would only have been able to con a Beta.

Yup.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2015 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

186 Wear a condom, because you have no idea where that robot has been.

Posted by: Future Parent at August 03, 2015 03:44 PM (TxJGV)

187 Even nature abhors a vacuum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2015 03:44 PM (9mTYi)

188 184 How could you not help but shoot a drone out of the sky delivering a sexbot to your neighbor from amazon? Pirate will take on a new meaning. Or an old one depending how well read you are.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:43 PM (Ii765)

I pirate! I fry derivery dlone with sexbot!

Posted by: Japanese drone operator at August 03, 2015 03:44 PM (2Ojst)

189 You want Rosie the Robot

You'd take Rosie the Riveter

You'll get Rosie Palmer.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:45 PM (NeFrd)

190 "I am really getting tired of retiring all these sexaroids who ran away with house appliances. Give me a simply Roy Batty case any day, at least then don't have to listen to the sexaroid getting noisy jobs from the Shop-Vac" - Case files of Rick Deckard..

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:45 PM (tiyBK)

191 186
Wear a condom, because you have no idea where that robot has been.

Posted by: Future Parent at August 03, 2015 03:44 PM (TxJGV)

All your _____ are belong to us.

Posted by: Sexbot at August 03, 2015 03:46 PM (Vf5rR)

192 McDonald's is behind the curve. Sheetz has had order terminals for years and years and they work great.

Posted by: Brewdog at August 03, 2015 03:46 PM (ZgUuK)

193
175
My robot wife cleaned out my bank account and ran away with the shop-vac.

****

Oh man. That really sucks.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)

I worked at the factory in Mexico that made that shopvac so you know it is more virile than you.

Posted by: Paolo at August 03, 2015 03:46 PM (z/Ubi)

194 @187- Heh, nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:46 PM (NeFrd)

195 But they can't post at the HQ.

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at August 03, 2015 03:47 PM (48QDY)

196 How long until Japan is only populated by robots? And will anyone notice the difference?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:47 PM (/eTPT)

197 "I am really getting tired of retiring all these sexaroids who ran away with house appliances. Give me a simply Roy Batty case any day, at least then don't have to listen to the sexaroid getting noisy jobs from the Shop-Vac" - Case files of Rick Deckard..

Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to Hoover into mine.....

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:48 PM (SdfnP)

198 You say you want 1,859.80 yen per hour?

Ha. Watch this.

Posted by: Hank at August 03, 2015 03:48 PM (LpJen)

199 I need ya, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

Posted by: Bryant at August 03, 2015 03:49 PM (9mTYi)

200 Hey Hat, remember Real Drive?

https://youtu.be/z7o7emL40jM

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:49 PM (tiyBK)

201 It all started going bad with MechaGodzilla

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:49 PM (/eTPT)

202 Looks a lot like the YOTELs in NewYork City

Posted by: Francis Gary Powers at August 03, 2015 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

203 When the last Japanese dies of old age, the robots will have their own homeland.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:50 PM (evdj2)

204 Been telling y'all.

http://hill.cm/EhTuI1L

Winning!!!

Posted by: Golfman at August 03, 2015 03:50 PM (48QDY)

205 176
I'm gonna laugh when some feminist's kitten is held hostage by her Sybian.
-----------

Which kitty?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 03, 2015 03:51 PM (zyIlW)

206 196: "How long until Japan is only populated by robots? And will anyone notice the difference?"

The porn quality will go up?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 03, 2015 03:51 PM (UPYPp)

207 I read where McD has ordered 7000 front end terminals for the European market....I'm expecting much the same here, especially in NY and CA..

Cuomo probably got a hefty re-election contribution from the union that bankrolled the push here in NYS. I read where he has 12 million in the bank for for re-election push, a lot from the unions.

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2015 03:51 PM (tlI5H)

208 I should have known by the way she handled its attachments and hoses.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at August 03, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

209 Hey Hat, remember Real Drive?

https://youtu.be/z7o7emL40jM

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 03:49 PM (tiyBK)

Yup

Posted by: R. Hat at August 03, 2015 03:52 PM (7YlUk)

210 Just waiting for the 10W40 Bukkake videos

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:53 PM (/eTPT)

211 McDonald's is behind the curve. Sheetz has had order terminals for years and years and they work great.

Also WaWa's and Rutter's among others.

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2015 03:53 PM (tlI5H)

212 *squirt*

Posted by: Oil Can at August 03, 2015 03:53 PM (evdj2)

213 210 Just waiting for the 10W40 Bukkake videos
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:53 PM (/eTPT)

Axle grease.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (2Ojst)

214 So, are all our ambassadors now gay? Why didnt I get the memo?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

215 199 I need ya, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

Posted by: Bryant at August 03, 2015 03:49 PM (9mTYi)

Brian Dennehy's finest role. So sad to hear of his passing.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (u9OP6)

216
West World, Japan style.
--
East World?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (/eTPT)

217 Does this unit have a soul?

Posted by: Geth at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)

218 Obama things human rights starts and stops with SSM and is pushing it on other countries.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 03:55 PM (iQIUe)

219 Virtual Reality and Robots in porn, what more could we ask for?

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2015 03:55 PM (tlI5H)

220 I saw somewhere that some hollywood moron had the bright idea to remake Blade Runner. Not needed. Try making somthing new you dipwads.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 03:55 PM (Ii765)

221
Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:

Life-like sex bots.
---
so it'll just lay there and ask if i'm done yet?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:55 PM (/eTPT)

222 Just waiting for the 10W40 Bukkake videos
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

Axle grease.
Posted by: Insomniac

Evinrude lower unit lube.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:56 PM (SdfnP)

223 221
Thing that is going to happen in the next five years that will make all the feminists regret their bullshit:

Life-like sex bots.
---
so it'll just lay there and ask if i'm done yet?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:55 PM (/eTPT)

He said sex-bot, not wife-bot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2015 03:56 PM (2Ojst)

224
"With my luck, the velociraptor would show up.

---
gonna get some tail For Sure.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:57 PM (/eTPT)

225 Nude Jeb

*shudder*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 03, 2015 03:57 PM (evdj2)

226 189 You want Rosie the Robot

You'd take Rosie the Riveter

You'll get Rosie ~~Palmer~~ O'Donnell.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2015 03:45 PM (NeFrd)

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2015 03:57 PM (j1VIK)

227 Between taco bell delivery and sexbots, maybe we'll luck out and the LIVs will never leave their houses again.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 03, 2015 03:58 PM (UPYPp)

228 Life-like sex bots.
---
so it'll just lay there and ask if i'm done yet?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

You ben heah fo owa. You go now!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2015 03:58 PM (SdfnP)

229 Now to program the robot vagina with some ransom-ware...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 03, 2015 03:58 PM (/eTPT)

230 So... are there any robo-raptors in AtC's ravage?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 03, 2015 03:59 PM (0NdlF)

231 214
So, are all our ambassadors now gay? Why didnt I get the memo?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2015 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

Or Robots. Are you looking to become a gay ambassador?

Posted by: Sexbot at August 03, 2015 04:00 PM (Vf5rR)

232 Is there such a thing as a dick print? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 03, 2015 04:00 PM (Ii765)

233 Never ever order room service from a hotel sexaroid if the translator says 'dentata' is part of the package.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2015 04:00 PM (tiyBK)

234 I saw that movie. See Vexille.

Posted by: Penfold at August 03, 2015 04:04 PM (Fbt5B)

235 Now you know why there is a big push for a cashless society.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at August 03, 2015 04:05 PM (oDCMR)

236
"Also WaWa's and Rutter's among others."

The terminals at WaWa work great. I can order five sandwiches for the family and all are made right.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 03, 2015 04:09 PM (OD2ni)

237 Is it wrong for me to laugh...and laugh...

and laugh some more?

Probably.

https://raiderforums.com/images/sidebar/01.gif

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 03, 2015 04:09 PM (zyIlW)

238 Just don't let one of their bots go near Philadelphia

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2015 04:38 PM (e3Z5/)

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