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A Baseball Thread: Midway through Already? Pt. 2 [BCochran]

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Two weekends? Two baseball posts? In a row?

Inconceivable.

And yet here we are.

We're back again this week to look at our leaders in the American League. Now remember, this is written a couple days before it's posted, so some of the numbers may have changed by now.

American League

Batting Average
1) Miguel Cabrera .350
2) Jason Kipnis .332
3) Prince Fielder .330

No shock at all to see Miggy and Fielder at the top. Kipnis has never hit above .284 for a season, so it'll be interesting to see if this is his break out season. A point against him, sorry AtC, he plays for Cleveland.

RBIs
1) Kendrys Morales 70
2) Chris Davis 69
3) Josh Donaldson 69

These guys are known names if you're a big time baseball fan. Otherwise, maybe not so much. Morales came up with the Angels and has been a fairly solid, but never above average player. This pace would net him his highest RBI total of his career.

Home Runs
1) Mike Trout 31
2) Albert Pujols 30
3) JD Martinez 27

Yeah, Trout and Pujols have combined for 61 home runs. All for the Angels. That's....well that's a helluva lot of production for one team.

Wins
1) Felix Hernandez 12
2) Dallas Keuchel 12
3) Collin McHugh 12

King Felix. Anyone shocked by that? What is shocking is that both Keuchel and McHugh both pitch for the same team. Even more shocking....it's the HOUSTON ASTROS. The Astros were the basement of the National League...they move to the American League and all of the sudden they're studs. Not saying..just saying.

Innings Pitched
1) Corey Kluber 157.0
2) Dallas Keuchel 151.0
3) Jeff Samardzija 148.1

Kluber defines workhorse. His numbers should be better than they are, but, well...Indians. Keuchel makes his second appearance in this post and is certainly someone to keep an eye on. Folks may remember Samardzija as a standout WR for Notre Dame not that many years ago.

ERA
1) Scott Kazmir 2.10
2) Sonny Gray 2.16
3) Dallas Keuchel 2.32

Kazmir came to notoriety with the Rays, but has bounced all over since then. Notice two things, once again we have two Houston Astros pitchers in the top three and, of course, Dall Keuchel. Top three in the league in Wins, Innings Pitched and ERA. Unless he collapses, I'm guessing someone is due a pay raise. Hell, at this point, he may be the front runner for AL Cy Young.

Alright, that's all the stats I've got for you this week. Stats are fun. Baseball, above all other sports, has embraced the insanity of stats. But that isn't what the game is about. It's supposed to be about fun. About the smell of the grass, the crack of the bat, the feeling of the seams on the ball and the snap of ball meeting leather. Go...find a game. Major league, your local minor league, it doesn't matter. Go sit in the sun and enjoy watching the boys of summer.

As always, thank you to CBD, Ace, the Cobs and everyone else for letting me prattle on about America's Pastime.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:27 PM




Comments

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1 The Seattle Mariners have the worst relief pitching in the major leagues.

I can't count the number of times they've gone into the 8th or 9th with a lead, and blown it.

Posted by: franksalterego at August 02, 2015 08:32 PM (Fh+WR)

2 Beseboll has been beddy beddy good to me.

Posted by: Chico Escuela at August 02, 2015 08:34 PM (UQGss)

3 Heet bawl get check!

Posted by: Chico Esquela too at August 02, 2015 08:36 PM (Vm8WO)

4 old time bloggin'

alright!

B-)

Posted by: hanson bros. at August 02, 2015 08:36 PM (CrYC8)

5 Back from traveling. It's been a long day and it's good to be home again.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 02, 2015 08:39 PM (UQGss)

6 It's really slow around here today. It's like y'all have real lives or something!

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 02, 2015 08:40 PM (xVgrA)

7 two words


DuPont Recreational Forest


okay, three words

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at August 02, 2015 08:42 PM (8CdUx)

8 Boston is 8 behind the Yankees, and are in 5th place in the AL East.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 08:47 PM (brIR5)

9 In England they run the bases clockwise.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 08:48 PM (MQEz6)

10 Washington:

First in War
First in Peace
First in the National League (East)

Lola may luck out this year.

But they're only a game ahead of the Mets.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 08:49 PM (brIR5)

11 Please help me get away from this crazy bitch.

Posted by: Brad the car at August 02, 2015 08:50 PM (BO/km)

12 how in the world are the yankees thriving having lost just about everyone. sign of a great organization.

Posted by: hanson bros. at August 02, 2015 08:50 PM (CrYC8)

13 If the Mets win tonight they will be tied for 1st in the NL East.

What does that mean?

Absolutely nothing, because Mets.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 08:52 PM (WVvzl)

14 Lola may luck out this year.

Whatever she wants...

Posted by: Shoeless Joe at August 02, 2015 08:53 PM (W5DcG)

15 Cubs are the best 4A team in the Majors!

Posted by: scrood at August 02, 2015 08:53 PM (3b9U4)

16 ... a great organization...

and good pitching.

more than ever, pitching is the name of the game,

exhibit A: detroit tigers.

Posted by: hanson bros. at August 02, 2015 08:53 PM (CrYC8)

17 1 O/T

I am sorry, I lost my dinner after reading this love story. The daughter will do great?? NOT


Disgusting.



http://tinyurl.com/o35wjqk
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 02, 2015 08:27 PM (0FSuD)


I really wish Obama and the Dems had the stones to post ambassadors like this in Muslim countries.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampar, aka MrCaniac at August 02, 2015 08:53 PM (Z7G74)

18 NipSip @ 1-
Ambassador is risking a killing by mohamadans. Yeah, there are some of those in VN. That guy ubama has put another one in danger.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2015 08:55 PM (go5uR)

19 Back to Back Jacks!!!

And that's a fact.

Mets 3-1

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 08:57 PM (WVvzl)

20 k.c. is odds on for the world series just because of their bullpen.

Posted by: hanson bros. at August 02, 2015 08:57 PM (CrYC8)

21 Phillies suck but the can't lose since the All Star break. Except today.

Posted by: redenzo at August 02, 2015 08:57 PM (WCnJW)

22 DUDA!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 08:59 PM (WVvzl)

23 The Astros started rebuilding a few years ago, and got a lot of good draft choices, when they were the doormat of the NL Central.

Their GM is a young guy, and one of the smartest GM's in the business. They have only surprised because they got better a year earlier than some expected.

And the Cubs may become the dominant team in the NL Central for the next few years, as all their great young players mature.

The Cardinals may be in first place and have the best record, but they are almost dead men walking. A lot of their key players are old, and they are not scoring many runs. Holliday is hurt again. Their starting and relief pitching are carrying them. They have a huge number of innings from their bullpen, and it all may collapse in the next month.

With the Yankees, who's hurt? Texeira is back, Brett Gardner, A-Rod,McCann are all playing. Yeah, Sabathia is hurt, but actually most of the team is healthy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 08:59 PM (+1T7c)

24 >>>In England they run the bases clockwise.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 08:48 PM (MQEz6)<<<

Crikey, shouldn't that be Australia? Just like our toilets, mate.

Posted by: Aussie Rules Baseball at August 02, 2015 09:02 PM (d+1U8)

25 Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2015 08:55 PM (go5uR)

Along with the fact that communists have no respect at all for gays so it's not like the guy is actually going to accomplish anything other than being a living, breathing, "We have nothing but contempt for you" middle finger from this administration. No, it's not like anyone *expects* Viet Nam to be our next great partner in human progress, but didn't O run on being the great uniter of the world?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2015 09:05 PM (GDulk)

26 Trying not to troll . . .

Trying not to troll . . .

Trying not to troll . . .


Just five weeks until my fantasy football drafts!

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:07 PM (0FosY)

27 This is the ol' left hander rounding third and heading for home.

Posted by: Joe Nuxhall at August 02, 2015 09:08 PM (gwG9s)

28 I'd give my left nut for a supporting run every now and then.

Posted by: Corey Kluber at August 02, 2015 09:08 PM (Dwehj)

29 Obama has nominated seven[/] gheys for ambassadorships.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)

30 Ugh. Saved by auto-close

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)

31 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)

Have *any* of them been posted to anyplace where they won't be useless at best and in danger/killed at worst?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2015 09:11 PM (GDulk)

32 but didn't O run on being the great uniter of the world?

Universal contempt for America? Mission accomplished!

Posted by: B to the 0 at August 02, 2015 09:11 PM (FcR7P)

33 32 Ugh. Saved by auto-close
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)


Missed me by *this much*.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 02, 2015 09:12 PM (0FosY)

34 33 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)

Have *any* of them been posted to anyplace where they won't be useless at best and in danger/killed at worst?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2015 09:11 PM (GDulk)

--The only one I have heard of was from Luxembourg. Well, there was also Christopher Stevens --and we know how *he* fared. Not sure about the other 5.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:13 PM (0FosY)

35 the snap of ball meeting leather

Ahh, that brings back memories...

Posted by: Madeleine Albright at August 02, 2015 09:14 PM (FcR7P)

36 I really wish Obama and the Dems had the stones to post ambassadors like this in Muslim countries.

Libya.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 09:14 PM (brIR5)

37 Boston is 13 behind the Yankees who are in first place --6 games ahead of the Blue Jays. As a Yankee fan, The Jays scare me with that relentless line-up. Then they added Troy and David Price. I really don't know how The Yankees are doing it, but they have great relief pitchers, a healthy Tex, Gardner and Ellsbury (when he's healthy) and A-Rod...what can you say? He's a cheater and a dick, but he's been a model citizen this year. And people forget that he's one of the most talented to ever play the game. Like Barry Bonds, he didn't need to cheat.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2015 09:15 PM (8HGb7)

38 Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:13 PM (0FosY)

I suppose Luxembourg may work out okay. North-western Europe seems like about the only place where it may work out.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2015 09:15 PM (GDulk)

39 24 DUDA!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 08:59 PM (WVvzl)

DUDA SMASH, WANT IN ON DINGER FUN

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 09:16 PM (k9psb)

40 14 how in the world are the yankees thriving having lost just about everyone. sign of a great organization.

They still have A-Rod. Who may actually have a good year this season.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 09:16 PM (brIR5)

41 The Angels ownership/front office is retarded and their @#%* & all *(%$#@up. They aren't serious people and use Mike Trout like Democrats use the Fed printing press. No wonder Dipoto wandered off

Posted by: old glazier at August 02, 2015 09:17 PM (u63X/)

42 But being in northern NJ which is under the thumb of the New York sports media, it's all Mets. The Yankees are in first by six games and it's all METS all the time.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2015 09:18 PM (8HGb7)

43 Play ball!1!

Posted by: Aunt Bethany at August 02, 2015 09:19 PM (Dwehj)

44 Is it just me, or did Detroit have a fire sale at the trade deadline?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:21 PM (xjU2j)

45 The Mets have pretty good young pitching on their staff, but their offense is pretty pathetic.

Could squeek in though.

Squeek!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 09:22 PM (+1T7c)

46 NYC is a an NL town.

The Yanks can win ten series in a row and they will have their fans, but let the Mets make a run at one and the whole city will perk up and comes to life.

Let's Go Mets!!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 09:22 PM (WVvzl)

47 Is it just me, or did Detroit have a fire sale at the trade deadline?
Posted by: Vendette

Yes, they threw in the proverbial towel.

Miguel Cabrera got hurt, some of their pitchers got hurt, and they decided to dump Price before they lost him as a free agent at the end of the year.

Traded Joakim Soria to the Pirates.

Fire! Fire! Fire Sale!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 09:23 PM (+1T7c)

48 Going off-topic on the first comment and then bitching about the topic on the second comment. Real fucking classy.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

49 Libya.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 09:14 PM (brIR5)


Was he as out in the open as being teh ghey?

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 02, 2015 09:31 PM (Z7G74)

50 Rickl, yup.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:32 PM (xjU2j)

51 Anyone else have ads coming into the field of the post?
I've had small ones do it before, but this time it's a big FEMA one along the entire top.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2015 09:32 PM (GDulk)

52 "NY is a NL town"

How so? The Dodgers and Giants both split for the west coast. If the NL was so loved, they should have given them everything they wanted to stay. I know there are legions of Yankee haters, but the Bombers are the only constant in NY baseball for over 100 years. The Mets have the media in their pocket as nearly all the left-wing writers like the Mets.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2015 09:34 PM (8HGb7)

53 50 Going off-topic on the first comment and then bitching about the topic on the second comment. Real fucking classy.
Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

--Well, almost every thread begins with FIRST! or some idiotic variant thereof, so the former is hardly a gross transgression.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:34 PM (0FosY)

54 After the astounding success of Jayson Werth garden gnome day last year, one day this week the giveaway at Nats Park will be a Werth China Pet.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:36 PM (xjU2j)

55 37 the snap of ball meeting leather

Ahh, that brings back memories.


or leather smacking balls.

Why does everyone in Boston make such a big deal about Tony Conigliaro? I have been hit in the face with way more balls than him.

Posted by: Barney Ballpark Frank at August 02, 2015 09:36 PM (3iOkP)

56 So happy to see a baseball thread. I wish I were in the mood to talk about baseball, but my team just lost six games in a row and I has a sad.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 02, 2015 09:37 PM (IAe6t)

57 The Phillies have been on fire since the All-Star break. A couple of weeks ago I calculated that they were on a pace to lose 110 games. Now they're only on a pace to lose 100. Progress!

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

58 I'm thinking about buying the Yankees.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at August 02, 2015 09:39 PM (Dwehj)

59 Going off-topic on the first comment and then bitching about the topic on the second comment. Real fucking classy.
Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

****

Yep. Like a Leftist who moves to Texas and is Shocked! at the political climate they chose to move in to.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 09:40 PM (2z4UX)

60 This had to be one of the craziest Trade Deadline Weeks ever, even though or maybe because it ended so quietly on Friday

The Tulo to Toronto trade came out of nowhere, nobody saw that one coming. The Blue Jays were leading MLB by a wide margin in runs scored, and that margin will likely grow. They also picked up David Price as the ace to keep those other teams from equaling and surpassing the Jays output which has happened so often this year.

The other crazy thing was The Trade That Didn't Happen. While the Mets and Brewers were negotiating a trade that would have sent Zach Wheeler and Wilmer Flores to Milwaukee for Carlos Gomez, it got leaked out by someone, most likely Gomez' agent Scott Boras that the trade was done. It went all over social media and the MSM, and Flores was informed not by Terry Collins in the dugout that he'd been traded, but by fans in the stands looking at Twitter on their phones.

Flores has been with the Mets organization since he was 16, and tears came to his eyes when he went back out onto the field, and on sportscasts all over the country they saw the human side of baseball of a player overcome by emotion, wondering why Terry Collins hadn't pulled him from the game.


At the postgame press conference, Collins was furious that GM Sandy Alderson hadn't informed him of the trade so that Flores wouldn't have been seen by the whole country wiping tears from his eyes with his jersey.

Then when Alderson came to the table to speak, he dropped a bombshell that the reason Collins hadn't been informed of the trade was because there WAS NO TRADE. Nor would there be one as the trade was called off by the Mets. There are conflicting versions of why the trade was rescinded, Alderson claiming that Gomez' medical records showed a hip problem that was a concern, but Scott Boras and Brewers GM Doug Melvin claiming that Gomez' hip was fine and the Mets backed out after the Brewers refused a request by the Mets to kick in some of Gomez' salary.

All this made some of the sportswriters look like idiots for reporting a trade that had never been confirmed by either team, and leaking it out over social media.

At any rate, the site of Wilmer Flores crying on the field made him a folk hero to Mets fans, and the story goes Hollywood from there....

On Friday night's game, Flores made a diving stop to prevent a hit, getting him a standing O from the crowd. Then he drove in the first run of the game for the Mets to tie it up, another standing O. Then, with the game in extra innings in the bottom of the 12th, Flores drove a fastball over the plate into the left field stands to win it. The crowd and the team went bonkers, it was straight out of Hollywood; the player who thought he wouldn't be there hitting the dramatic walk off home run

Here's Flores crying on Wednesday night when he'd been told by fans that he'd been traded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW5jMFj3mEk

Here's Flores dramatic walkoff home run on Friday night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmL4rNYmJ9U

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 09:40 PM (k9psb)

61 Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Check again.

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:41 PM (Zu3d9)

62 But Logprof, yelling first is different from posting something completely different from the thread when the thread is about a specific topic. And then proclaiming your dislike of the main topic right after.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:42 PM (xjU2j)

63 61 Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Check again.
Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:41 PM (Zu3d9)


I did! Good job.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

64 Check again.
Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:41 PM (Zu3d9)

****

Cool, thanks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 09:44 PM (cygkw)

65 62 But Logprof, yelling first is different from posting something completely different from the thread when the thread is about a specific topic. And then proclaiming your dislike of the main topic right after.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:42 PM (xjU2j)

--True, that.

I ritually make light of MLB and post OT on baseball threads, but it's after the thread has ripened a bit.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:45 PM (0FosY)

66 Is there some way for a team to lodge a complaint about an incompetent umpire, even if it's after the game? The clown behind the plate at the Mets/Nats game has a strike zone about as consistent as a lava lamp. His demonstrably bad calls have already cost the Nats at least one run. Even the radio announcers are incredulous and they are usually more reserved about umpires.

Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2015 09:46 PM (FvdPb)

67 Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah .....it would have been done at the start but I was eating dinner.

Maybe one day he wlil figure it out.....

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)

68 How about them Goldeyes?

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:47 PM (xjU2j)

69 CBD, you're a sweetheart.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:50 PM (xjU2j)

70 68 How about them Goldeyes?
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:47 PM (xjU2j)

--How about them? I have sadly been remiss in keeping up with them; I was spoiled last year getting updates on the radio and in the Sun. Off to check their website . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:50 PM (0FosY)

71 Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:45 PM (0FosY)

Very different.

That you are intellectually challenged and don't appreciate baseball is sad....but you don't behave like a dick.

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)

72 Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:50 PM (xjU2j)

It's baseball. ...much more important than real life.

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:53 PM (Zu3d9)

73 Ugh, 19 games behind the St. Paul Saints. Oh well, at least my second-favourite team, the Wichita Wingnuts, is leading its division.

I miss Shaw Park. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:54 PM (0FosY)

74

NY is a Yankees Town.

Long Island and Queens are Mets Land.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 09:55 PM (cvI9D)

75 That you are intellectually challenged and don't appreciate baseball is sad....but you don't behave like a dick.
Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:51 PM (Zu3d9)

--I like baseball, just not fired up about MLB. If I had the money to spare, I'd see a Chihuahuas game right away!

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 09:56 PM (0FosY)

76 I'd buy Wichita Wingnuts merchandise

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:57 PM (xjU2j)

77 Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 09:55 PM (cvI9D)

My house is split 50/50.

Yes....I am a failure. I have two Mets fans in the house.

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 09:58 PM (Zu3d9)

78 MOAR SYRIA!!!!!



*wink*

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2015 09:58 PM (RWGcK)

79 And I think Texiera might be in the top 2 for RBI after this weekend.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 09:59 PM (cvI9D)

80 On topic, I haven't caught many games this year, but saw part of a Cubs home game. Man, those ginormous screens really change the feel of that ballpark. I guess I understand why fans would want them for following the game, but they just don't fit at Wrigley.

Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2015 09:59 PM (RWGcK)

81 I would say something, but it would just piss all the purists off, so adios.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 02, 2015 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

82 There's overlap, but Westchester County, The Bronx, Manhattan , southern CT and most of Northern NJ are Yankees territory. The Mets have Queens, Brooklyn, LI, most of Staten Island and parts of central Jersey close to the coast.

But like the Dallas Cowboys, the Yankees have fans across the country.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2015 09:59 PM (8HGb7)

83 Was he ass out in the open as being teh ghey?


fify

Posted by: Guy who fify at August 02, 2015 10:00 PM (BO/km)

84 MOAR SYRIA!!!!!

*wink*
Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2015 09:58 PM (RWGcK)

***

"Why are we talking about baseball when....?!"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 10:00 PM (1eYr7)

85 Annnnnd, the beanball war is back on again between Cincinnati and Pittsburgh.

A few years ago, Clint Hurdle thought it would be motivating to throw inside to opposing hitters, and so they led the league in pitchers hitting batters.

Since they were in the same division as Cincinnati, they played each other and got hit the most. So the Reds started to throw at Pittsburgh players, especially after a Pirates pitcher broke Brandon Phillip's wrist.
Finally, after McCutcheon got hit one afternoon, they went to Hurdle and asked him to stop throwing at opposing batters.
Well, last night a Pittsburgh reliever threw hard fastball up and in on Marlon Byrd, and hit him in the left shoulder, and just missed hitting him in the head.

So this afternoon, Pedro Villareal (Red's reliever), threw a back up slider that got behind McCutcheon, and grazed his back (not really looking like he threw at him, as Villareal was pretty upset afterwards). Next inning,Tony Watson hit Phillips with a pretty good fastball.
Benches clear, etc., a couple of players are ejected, and the game goes on.

In the bottom of the ninth, Melancon (Pirates closer) unintentionally hits the Red's catcher (at the plate), and the pitcher and Hurdle are automatically ejected.

So now, they appear they are going to start throwing at each other again.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:01 PM (+1T7c)

86 60 This had to be one of the craziest Trade Deadline Weeks ever, even though or maybe because it ended so quietly on Friday

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 09:40 PM (k9psb)



And the Phillies traded Cole Hamels to Texas. I think it was the first time in history that a pitcher was traded immediately after throwing a no-hitter. I know that trade rumors were rampant before that game, but still.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

87 On topic, I haven't caught many games this year, but saw part of a Cubs home game. Man, those ginormous screens really change the feel of that ballpark. I guess I understand why fans would want them for following the game, but they just don't fit at Wrigley.
Posted by: Y-not at August 02, 2015 09:59 PM (RWGcK)

***

I grew up going to games there almost weekly in the Summer. I've not been to one there since the 80s, but agree Wrigley would be an odd choice for giant LED Video walls.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 10:04 PM (cygkw)

88 The only thing the Mets were good for, when I was growing up, was a chance to see the Expos twice a year.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:04 PM (cvI9D)

89 John Bolton and the adorkable Katherine Timpf on Gutfeld now.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:06 PM (Poe3S)

90 76 I'd buy Wichita Wingnuts merchandise
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 09:57 PM (xjU2j)


--One of the best names in all of sport. Their park is also nicknamed The Nuthouse.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:08 PM (0FosY)

91 Cubs swept the Brewers. Always good to play a bad team right at and/or after the trade deadline.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:11 PM (/HC6x)

92 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:11 PM (/HC6x)


--What happened to The Greatness that is . . . Zach Greinke?

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:13 PM (0FosY)

93 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 10:13 PM (xjU2j)

94 89 John Bolton and the adorkable Katherine Timpf on Gutfeld now.
Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:06 PM (Poe3S)


I see what you mean. Why yes, yes I would.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

95 Whenever I hear of a game I want to see my TV says "You Are Not Subscribed To This Channel ". Whatever happened to flipping on NBC and listening to Joe Garagiola and Tony Kubek?

Posted by: some old fart at August 02, 2015 10:15 PM (3MNCs)

96 Here are the Deadline Trades that were the major trades made leading up to the Friday afternoon deadline

A's traded Scott Kazmir to the Astros
Marlins traded Steve Ceshek to the Cardinals
Brewers traded Aramis Ramirez to the Pirates
Braves traded Juan Uribe and Kelly Johnson to the Mets
Reds traded Johnny Cuello to the Royals
A's traded Tyler Clippard to the Mets
A's traded Ben Zobrist to the Royals
Phillies traded Jonathan Papelbon to the Nationals
Rockies traded Troy Tulowitzsky and Latroy Hawkins to the Jays for Jose Reyes and prospects
Tigers traded David Price to the Jays
Phillies traded Cole Hamels to the Rangers
Brewers traded Carlos Gomez and Mike Fiers to the Astros
Braves three way trade with Dodgers and Marlins; Dodgers get Alex Wood and Jimmie Johnson from the Braves, Mat Latos from the Marlins
Red Sox traded Shane Victorino to the Angels
Indians traded David Murphy to the Angels
Rays traded David DeJesus to the Angels
Reds traded Mike Leake to the Giants
Indians traded Brandon Moss to the Cardinals
Brewers traded Gerardo Parra to the Orioles
Brewers traded Jonathan Broxton to the Cardinals
Cubs traded Junior Lake to the Orioles for Tommy Hunter
Marlins traded Dan Haren to the Cubs
Phillies traded Ben Revere to the Jays
Rays traded Kevin Jepsen to the Twins
Tigers traded Yoenis Cespedes to the Mets
Mariners traded Mark Lowe to the Jays
Mariners traded Dustin Ackley to the Yankees


Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:15 PM (i6i8K)

97 beirut?

what do i know about beirut?

best damn baseball player that ever lived...

Posted by: hanson bros. at August 02, 2015 10:16 PM (CrYC8)

98 93 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.


I bet it just radiates baseball greatness.

Posted by: Not Muldoon at August 02, 2015 10:17 PM (BO/km)

99 @92. As for the fantasy league, let me know, I will still do it. As for the pitcher......fatherhood may have caused a bump in his road to the Cy Young award.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:17 PM (/HC6x)

100 >>>I bet it just radiates baseball greatness.

Posted by: Not Muldoon at August 02, 2015 10:17 PM (BO/km)<<<



The team really has a great core.

Posted by: also not Muldoon at August 02, 2015 10:19 PM (d+1U8)

101 Honestly, the Albuquerque ballpark is nice. Just the right size, and the food stands face into the field so you can stand in line and watch the game.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 10:20 PM (xjU2j)

102 I love baseball and dig these posts. There's not enough knowledgeable baseball fans around these days.

I would also be remiss if I failed to advise that the picture of Andrea Tantaros on her knees in a wet bikini makes me want to masturbate like a coked up gibbon on Viagra.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 02, 2015 10:20 PM (bS6uW)

103 I see what you mean. Why yes, yes I would.
Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

--Actually, adorkable refers to a chich with dorky glasses and/or exhibits dorky behaviours, yet is nonetheless cute. Think Holly Flax from The Office.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:20 PM (0FosY)

104 95 Whenever I hear of a game I want to see my TV says "You Are Not Subscribed To This Channel ". Whatever happened to flipping on NBC and listening to Joe Garagiola and Tony Kubek?

Posted by: some old fart at August 02, 2015 10:15 PM (3MNCs)

Thanks to the internet, I can listen to the dulcet tones of Vin Scully welcoming me to another evening of Dodger Baseball, wherever I am out there

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:21 PM (i6i8K)

105 >> the adorkable Katherine Timpf on Gutfeld now.


Screen door.
Hurricane.
Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:21 PM (cvI9D)

106 93 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 10:13 PM (xjU2j)


I like their hats.

Posted by: Walter White at August 02, 2015 10:22 PM (0FosY)

107 --What happened to The Greatness that is . . . Zach Greinke?

He's tearing up the National League for the Dodgers...he and Kershaw.

Posted by: The Ghost of Norm Cash at August 02, 2015 10:23 PM (hRytD)

108 I would also be remiss if I failed to advise that the picture of Andrea Tantaros on her knees in a wet bikini makes me want to masturbate like a coked up gibbon on Viagra.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 02, 2015 10:20 PM (bS6uW)

****

A pictoral reference point...

https://instagram.com/p/5nqvxcRLbu/

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 10:24 PM (1eYr7)

109 Cleveland Indians is racist. Why not change their name to the Lions?

Posted by: Cecil at August 02, 2015 10:25 PM (f+G+N)

110 107 --What happened to The Greatness that is . . . Zach Greinke?

He's tearing up the National League for the Dodgers...he and Kershaw.
Posted by: The Ghost of Norm Cash at August 02, 2015 10:23 PM (hRytD)

--I know that, but I was referring to Malamutt posting under that sock.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:25 PM (0FosY)

111 So, who you all got for trade deadline winners and losers.

Losers: 1. Yankees. Need a starter got.....zip.

2. Cubs. Needed a solid 2 behind Lester, whiffed. Dan Haren is a nice guy but not the answer. Still got Starlin Castro when its clear he isn't the future.

3. San Diego. When ya figure out what you wanna do, let us know.

4. Cardinals. Broxton isn't what he used to be and nothing says success like a left handed version of Mark Renolds. Moss isn't Matt Holiday.....or Matt Carpenter....or Matt Adams.

5. Marlins. Once again. ownership would rather count cash than wins.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:25 PM (/HC6x)

112 If someone told me that Paul Anka would eventually look like Bill Cosby on a good day, I'd would say 'who the hell are you and what are you doing in my pudding?'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 10:26 PM (VY8H5)

113 A pictoral reference point...
https://instagram.com/p/5nqvxcRLbu/


An architect she ain't, but nice pic.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2015 10:27 PM (FcR7P)

114 Actually, Kershaw just got hurt and is on the DL.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

115
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:25 PM (/HC6x)
However comma Moss got the game winner today. Cardinals always figure out a way.

Posted by: The Ghost of Norm Cash at August 02, 2015 10:29 PM (hRytD)

116 5. Marlins. Once again. ownership would rather count cash than wins.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life


Well, with Stanton out with a broken hand, they pretty much called in the season.

Latos was going to be gone after the season was over anyways to free agency.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:31 PM (+1T7c)

117 Astros killed it at the deadline this year.
Blue Jays were a very close 2nd.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:31 PM (cvI9D)

118 114 Actually, Kershaw just got hurt and is on the DL.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

Kershaw must be feeling a lot better because last night he pitched 8 shutout innings and now has a 37 inning scoreless streak going

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:32 PM (Z4yQs)

119 Kershaw threw a Gem yesterday.


He's on the DL today? That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:33 PM (cvI9D)

120 @115. And at one point Jack Armstrong was the greatest pitcher ever. Yes, Moss got a nice pibxh hit today.....against the Rockies.

Come play offs the leaky Rockies bullpen will be nowhere to be found. Cardinals have the 19th best offense in MLB and that is helped by beating up the likes of the Brewers, Reds and some other near do wells. There isn't one Bat in the current Cardinal line up that scares a top flight pitcher without Holiday.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:34 PM (/HC6x)

121 He's on the DL today? That doesn't sound right.



Posted by: Garrett


No,you're right, I'm wrong. For some reason, I thought I remembered hearing something about him getting hurt in his last start or something.

NEVER MIND.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:34 PM (+1T7c)

122 For the first time, I've seen a Chris Christie ad on TV.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:35 PM (0FosY)

123 Tigers actually might have done the best. Dombrowski realized that it wasn't going to happen this year, picked up 5 really good pitching prospects for Cespedes, Soachim, and Cespedes for 3 players in their walk year and keeping the core of that great lineup intact.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:36 PM (Z4yQs)

124 The Yankees and the Angels lost out at the trade deadline.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:36 PM (cvI9D)

125 @117. Agree about the Astros. If the Jays can resign Price they may actually have done best. I like that Kansas City went for it with Cueto. Texas also did well with Hamels.

Best underreported deal was probably the Giants getting Leake.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:38 PM (/HC6x)

126 There isn't one Bat in the current Cardinal line up that scares a top flight pitcher without Holiday.


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

What, Matt Holliday has like 4 home runs this year? And now his quad is hurt again (actually saw that one on the TV last week, so I KNOW he is hurt).

Their starting pitching has been great, as has their bullpen. And they seem to win every close game (although they lost to those ne' er do well Reds last week 1 to 0).

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:38 PM (+1T7c)

127 114
Actually, Kershaw just got hurt and is on the DL.

Kershaw threw a 2 hitter over 8 shutout innings yesterday for the win. He's not on the DL.

Posted by: The Ghost of Norm Cash at August 02, 2015 10:38 PM (hRytD)

128 Best underreported deal was probably the Giants getting Leake.


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life


Leake will do well in that big ballpark the Giants play in.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:39 PM (+1T7c)

129 For the first time, I've seen a Chris Christie ad on TV.


Posted by: logprof


I hope it was a big screen TV so you could see the whole ad.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:40 PM (+1T7c)

130 Come play offs the leaky Rockies bullpen will be nowhere to be found. Cardinals have the 19th best offense in MLB and that is helped by beating up the likes of the Brewers, Reds and some other near do wells. There isn't one Bat in the current Cardinal line up that scares a top flight pitcher without Holiday.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:34 PM (/HC6x)

Cards have the best record in the game and when you look at their lineup you realize that they're the masters of making chicken salad out of chicken shit. They're like the Giants in that the whole is greater than the sum of their parts. Yet there they both are almost every year in the playoffs

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:40 PM (Z4yQs)

131 Cards are 29 games over .500 - not worried about them with or without Holliday.

Posted by: The Ghost of Norm Cash at August 02, 2015 10:41 PM (hRytD)

132 *peeks in*
*disappoint*
*leaves*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2015 10:41 PM (mx5oN)

133 @126. And, as an added bonus.....for having the best record, the Cards get the winner of the Wild Card game. Which will either be Pittsburgh (which has the second best recosd}) or the Giants


In a best of 5.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 02, 2015 10:42 PM (/HC6x)

134 The Phillies got several minor league prospects for Hamels, which they certainly need.

I hope Papelbon does well in Washington. An All-Star caliber closer is kind of pointless on a team that loses 100 games.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2015 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

135 Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:36 PM (cvI9D)

The Yankees played it too cool. Cashman thinks he is smarter than everyone else....and he isn't.

The Mets did pretty well....weird, I know!

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)

136 Leake was a real good pick up. I just hate Los Gigantes.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 10:43 PM (cvI9D)

137 The fun teams to watch if you're not one of their fans are the Blue Jays with that monster lineup, or the Royals with that airtight defense in the field

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:43 PM (Z4yQs)

138 The Yankees played it too cool. Cashman thinks he is smarter than everyone else....and he isn't.

The Mets did pretty well....weird, I know!

Posted by: CBD at August 02, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)

Yankee fans on Twitter were furious. "How could it be the METS trading prospects for the big name while Cashman is prospect hugging!"

and

"If The Boss were still alive, Price, Kimbrell, and Upton would be wearing Pinstripes tonight!!"


Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:48 PM (Z4yQs)

139 Damn, so the lead singer of the Melvins is a Sowell fan?!

Melvins, "Night Goat"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSOrd4E7yw

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:49 PM (0FosY)

140 King Buzzo of the Melvins and Thom. Sowell...

I must have eaten the wrong mushroom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 10:49 PM (VY8H5)

141 ...and shave those side-burns, Mattingly!

Posted by: Coach Monty Burns at August 02, 2015 10:50 PM (cvI9D)

142
I know it's still early . . . But I'll stick with my Cardinals.

Posted by: GBruno at August 02, 2015 10:51 PM (u49WF)

143 93 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 10:51 PM (brIR5)

144 What really surprised all the sportswriters and analysts were that when the deadline came and went, the Padres Rock Star GM who was expected to open the store and sell everything did...

Nothing

Preller's boss told the media afterwards that they decided to hold on to everyone because they believe they can still reach the playoffs.

I don't know if anyone told him that the Padres can't play the Marlins every day for the rest of the season

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:52 PM (Z4yQs)

145 93 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.

What happened to the Duques?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 10:52 PM (brIR5)

146 The Albuquerque Isotopes have a really nice ballpark.
Posted by: Fox2!


And great rice'n beans.

Posted by: Jessie P. at August 02, 2015 10:53 PM (VY8H5)

147 METS SWEEP THE NATS!!!

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:54 PM (Z4yQs)

148
"If The Boss were still alive, Price, Kimbrell, and Upton would be wearing Pinstripes tonight!!"


And Martin would be fired. Again.

Until he was rehired next week.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2015 10:55 PM (brIR5)

149 Kbdabear, rickl, vendette, love the stories and baseball lore. Tigers got three prospects from Toronto; Norris pitched today and had an outstanding game . He is 22 and in the off season literally lives in a VAN down by a RIVER in Florida. I think he will be a wonderful addition. I might have seen the other 2 pitchers at the Lansing Lugnuts, my local single A club Toronto affiliate. Anyone remember This Week in Baseball TWIB notes? Loved that show.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 02, 2015 10:57 PM (PHxng)

150 Never seen the Isotopes' park. I have only seen about a half dozen, but my favorite minor league park is still Winnipeg's. Great selection of eats and drinks, about half the home games end with fireworks, great location, and easy and cheap parking.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 10:58 PM (0FosY)

151 Obama has nominated seven[/] gheys for ambassadorships.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)



Barry is just taking care of his fellow...."fellows"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)

152 The Yankees would be stupid to try and get Upton.

And the Padres are not quite ready to part with Kimbrel yet.

I don't know if they have enough minor league talent to have gotten Price from the Tigers (or what the Tigers wanted).

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 10:59 PM (+1T7c)

153 If the Mets don't watch it, they're going to have me believing they could actually win this this year, like 1973

Instead of an underdog lining up Seaver, Koosman, and Matlack

The underdog would line up deGrom, Harvey, and Syndergaard

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 10:59 PM (Z4yQs)

154 The Dukes went elsewhere, Salt Lake City maybe. The city managed to convince another PCL team to move there. City had a team naming contest. Isotopes won. Mayor pissed. Dukes was in the running. Meanwhile, citizens vote whether to renovate or raze the ballpark and rebuild it. Former won. Latter was done.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:00 PM (xjU2j)

155 I don't know if anyone told him that the Padres can't play the Marlins every day for the rest of the season



Posted by: kbdabear


But they've got MATT KEMP!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....dumbshit in America at August 02, 2015 11:01 PM (+1T7c)

156 I should probably go to a Goldeyes game in Winnipeg.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:01 PM (xjU2j)

157 Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 02, 2015 10:57 PM (PHxng)

You got a couple of good ones from the Mets, even though Tiger fans were disappointed that the rumors they'd get Wheeler weren't true.

Michael Fulmer throws 95-97 with a wicked slider and Alderson didn't want to give him up. Rumor has it that he finally pulled the trigger for Cespedes because Jeffy Wilpon was in the room screaming DO IT because while Sandy has a thick skin, Jeffy doesn't

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 11:03 PM (GrXXa)

158 156 I should probably go to a Goldeyes game in Winnipeg.
Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:01 PM (xjU2j)

--Some of the seats (exposed in the sun) go for just $5.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 11:03 PM (0FosY)

159 Wait, Detroit got the van guy?


And there's another team with a merchandise purchase

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:04 PM (xjU2j)

160 Ha! Yankees now have Dustin Ackley. Probably will end up a .300 hitter. Mariner hitter curse lives!
Seattle, where hitters go to hover around the Mendoza line.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 02, 2015 11:04 PM (uPxUo)

161 BTW, has that catfight in the Womens Fight League been done?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 11:05 PM (GrXXa)

162 Cespedes is great, hope Tigers consider signing him as free agent but he will be expensive. My backup team is my Dad's Nats and with their pitching staff they should be great, tonight's loss notwithstanding. Maybe a Nats Royals WS

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 02, 2015 11:06 PM (PHxng)

163 Vendette, are you familiar with Sal's? They have a spot in Shaw Park. Personally, I'm happy with just a hot dog or popcorn, and beer or yard-long margarita.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 11:07 PM (0FosY)

164 Cat fight done in very little time

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:07 PM (xjU2j)

165 161 BTW, has that catfight in the Womens Fight League been done?
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 11:05 PM (GrXXa)


--You mean Rousey vs. that Brazilian chick?

Ended in under 40 seconds. Rousey won.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 11:08 PM (0FosY)

166 Rousey looks like the woman you don't want to face when you stumble in at 3 AM and she's still awake

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2015 11:10 PM (GrXXa)

167 Logprof, I was last in Winnipeg when I was 9. Year will not be mentioned. My awesome aunt may work in certain sporting venues around the area, though.

Posted by: Vendette at August 02, 2015 11:10 PM (xjU2j)

168 Thanks for this thread fellow fans. May your official scorekeeper always give you hits. Night , all

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 02, 2015 11:13 PM (PHxng)

169
Barry is just taking care of his fellow...."fellows"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)


If there are seven of them acting as ambassadors, then they are over-represented in that capacity by about 100%, by my estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2015 11:24 PM (vHvSw)

170 The fun teams to watch if you're not one of their fans are the Blue Jays with that monster lineup, or the Royals with that airtight defense in the field
Not airtight enough this afternoon, my dear friend, kbdabear!

And congrats to the Orioles for yesterday's win although we're back to even again now.

Oh. And screw Umpire Wolf. Dicksucker.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2015 11:25 PM (kivUY)

171 masters of making chicken salad out of chicken shit.
I thought that was Moochelle's school lunches program?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 02, 2015 11:28 PM (kivUY)

172 Bzball has bn good for the fixers, for manny years!

Posted by: bsballberryberrygood2me at August 03, 2015 12:03 AM (BVF5w)

173 Sorry to say this but these posts on baseball are pretty lame. Listing the league leaders and making a few comments? Really? This is the best that AoS can do?

Posted by: Zogger at August 03, 2015 10:56 AM (MMiVx)

174 Greetings:

This just in from my private Department of Redundancy Department server:

Father said all a team has to do is play around .500 ball and get hot in September.

So, as Brian Hyland used to sing, I'll see you in September.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 03, 2015 11:30 AM (evgyj)

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