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The Most Amazing Bit Of Agitprop In Favor Of The Iran Deal
This is unbelievable.
Morgan Freeman, Jack Black, Queen Noor of Jordan and other celebrities are raising their voices to get Congress to back the nuclear deal with Iran. Without a deal, “ultimately we could be forced into a war with Iran — another dangerous, drawn-out and expensive conflict in the Middle East with many lives lost,” Freeman says in a new three-minute video produced by Global Zero, an organization aiming to eliminate all nuclear weapons.Apparently several war loving Democrats didn't get to see the video yet. There's so much crap it here it's hard to tell where to start. Actual quote, "If Congress sabotages the nuclear deal with Iran." Stop. Right. There. Congressional oversight (such as it is) is not "sabotage". It's actually a rather important part of ensuing liberty and preventing the devolution into tyranny. But yes 3rd rate celebrity, tell me more about your feels on this matter. And then there's a Valerie Plame sighting. Why won't you people let her live her life in privacy? Why are you forcing her in political ad on highly charged subject matters with people like Morgan Freeman and Queen Noor of Jordan? Damn you people! Yes if you want to stop Iran from getting a nuke or 12, it's going to take military action. That's horrible but so is the alternative....an aggressive Iran with hundreds of billions of dollars to spread around to terrorist groups and a nuclear arms race in the Mideast. You can't stop Iran from getting the one thing they want without force. It will be costly but the alternative is more costly. I know that gives people the sadz so they'd rather stick with Jack Black making "Whoa!" faces. But that's what children do, retreat to the comfortable. Adults are supposed to deal with the harsh realities of life. Oh and the group that put this out, Global Zero...former Secratery of Defense Chuck Hagel was (and might again be) a supporter. Seriously, watch the whole sorted mess. It's jaw droppingly vapid. Then listen to my interview with Noah Pollak of the Emergency Committee for Israel for some actual facts about the deal and its consequences.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wooga at July 28, 2015 05:48 PM (zHvpi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2015 05:49 PM (10ydV)
Hold still you guys while Iran gives you a nuclear Deep Impact.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 05:50 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: King Abdullah II at July 28, 2015 05:50 PM (w9WoH)
Nobody thinks of the wars we didn't have because Russia, China and the US aim nukes at each other. Iran doesn't give a crap though. They want a nuke war, it satisfies their end of the world fantasies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 05:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jack Black at July 28, 2015 05:51 PM (HstNY)
Clearly they believe that all nuclear standoffs end peacefully. So why not disband themselves?
Posted by: JPS at July 28, 2015 05:51 PM (ZfW+F)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 05:52 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 05:52 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at July 28, 2015 05:52 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2015 05:53 PM (G75IZ)
Yeah that was the other thing, these no nukes crowd wants to make sure Iran has nukes. Weird.
Oh wait, they actually think Iran will not pursue nukes because of words on paper. Bwahahahahaha.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 05:54 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2015 05:54 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 28, 2015 05:55 PM (Iuo7N)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 28, 2015 05:55 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Beth M at July 28, 2015 05:55 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 28, 2015 05:56 PM (0LHZx)
Ace MIA, I'm in agreement with Drew, Gabe posting here again in force after months away...is the apocalypse nigh? If we get CAC astronomy threads back again (which I miss) then definitely the apocalypse.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2015 05:56 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2015 05:56 PM (PePrC)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: I got no clue but I can hazard a guess at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (Iuo7N)
Posted by: havildar - major at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (7Eo8i)
Dude has NOT been to Paris lately, I take it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2015 05:58 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Prime Minister Neville C at July 28, 2015 05:58 PM (0LHZx)
And the media will fawn over what a good try it was.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 28, 2015 05:58 PM (MKG9z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 05:59 PM (7Eo8i)
Quuen Noor and Pickering....they just straight up want to see Israel destroyed.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 28, 2015 06:00 PM (0LHZx)
Natasha "It's Been a Long -- Long -- Time Since I Was Trashy Hot in Slums of Beverly Hills" Lyonne
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:00 PM (kdS6q)
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 06:00 PM (WSvBr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:01 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:01 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 28, 2015 06:01 PM (OZmbA)
True. But a slam against good bagels everywhere.
Posted by: LizLem at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (hvf9s)
That Morgan does have a nice voice though.
And Queen Noor, I'd hit that. Shes says "unprecedented access to verify Iran is keeping up its end of the bargain". Hee hee, unprecedented as in NONE.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (kdS6q)
After all, to give us time to withdraw our forces from the middle east without being attacked again by the Iranians he had to pay them off with something, and this must have been it.
Luckily now the President can concentrate on other really important things, like saving the state Obamacare exchanges and reducing the number of puts per round.
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 28, 2015 06:02 PM (XSnPt)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2015 06:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 28, 2015 06:03 PM (l3vZN)
PG... with Lena's FUPA?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:01 PM (7Eo8i)
the imagery requires a lobotomy......i love you anna.....but, why?????
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:03 PM (0O7c5)
Oh and I see the Senate Highway bill is dead. Sad that.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2015 06:04 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: OregonMuse, pedantic dick at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (0O7c5)
I guess nobody was following them on Twitter or something.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: gewa76 at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: moronhordeminion at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (hKDRi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2015 06:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 06:06 PM (WSvBr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:06 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:06 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 28, 2015 06:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (TxJGV)
Did he mean AMERICAN Jews who are AMERICAN citizens?
Huh.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:07 PM (+YMhA)
Stay simple, my friends.
Posted by: The Most Retarded Man in the World at July 28, 2015 06:07 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Swamprat at July 28, 2015 06:07 PM (ln4QS)
Reminds me of a pun I did once: "Was C.A.R. Whore really responsible for the whole sordid list?"
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 28, 2015 06:07 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce
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Just for the record, not exclusive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 28, 2015 06:06 PM (9mTYi)
Oh Tom, haven't you stopped banging John Travolta in the private Scientology hotels yet?
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (+YMhA)
point of order:
Is Iran considered the "middle east"?
I thought it was part of Asia.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (AkOaV)
watch the whole sorted mess.
(cough)sordid(cough)
Posted by: OregonMuse
"I'm so sorry. He's from Barcelona."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2015 06:09 PM (W5DcG)
Top men.
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2015 06:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:08 PM (Ta3hG)
Pretty sure his mouth is still full of commie cock from South America. Hard to talk that way.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:09 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: gewa76 at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Garrett at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (fOO+i)
Posted by: Iranian Bruce Cockburn at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (F7PsT)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2015 06:10 PM (o/UmK)
Fritz, you may have other issues at work here. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:11 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:12 PM (ODxAs)
It's hardly limited to just Upchuck.
Recall the New START treaty fiasco in 2010. In which the Russians pledged to give up obsolete, unreliable nuclear systems that they could barely afford to paint, in exchange for the US giving up modern, well maintained nuclear systems with decades of useful deterrence left in them.
That steaming pile of crap came straight from Global Zero. And the Republicans in the Senate fell all over themselves in their headlong rush to approve it.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2015 06:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:12 PM (RFeQD)
But..., has Bruce Cockburn weighed in yet?
Posted by: Tom Cruise
If I Had a Rocket Launcher. Horrible politicized amoral message, but a good song.
Kinda the Triumph of the Will of 80's Synth-Pop.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:12 PM (kdS6q)
Barack said this deal will keep Iran from building a bomb. Even though no one has seen all the side agreements that may or may not negate everything publicly released, I say we all just take his word for it. After all, he has never lied to us before!
Jack Black, D-List actor and hack musician. Oh, and foreign policy expert!
Posted by: JB1000 at July 28, 2015 06:12 PM (WLJbV)
That boy makes me all misty eyed sometimes.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Clarney at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (dgO4h)
Posted by: The Governor at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (wzvkj)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (QuLed)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (9iR5/)
The Muslims have shown the way.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (XSnPt)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (BjKDP)
It makes me want to machine gun the whole mob.
This excrement never ends. And Soros MUST be behind it. A real life Bond-type villain.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (RFeQD)
Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time. Is he even still around?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 28, 2015 06:15 PM (z/Ubi)
-Iran
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 28, 2015 06:15 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c)
Start with the lips.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:15 PM (+YMhA)
As for Queen Noor - WTF? Jordan is 95%+ Sunni. She's lived with Arabs, Persians and the like for long enough to know what bullshit it is to expect that Iran's interested in peace, disarmament or anything but buying time for later power politics and saber-rattling, if not outright conquest.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:15 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Last Generation of American Voters at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: The Governor at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (wzvkj)
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: moronhordeminion at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (hKDRi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (iQIUe)
It makes me want to machine gun the whole mob.
This excrement never ends. And Soros MUST be behind it. A real life Bond-type villain.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (RFeQD)
I keep hoping al Qaeda/ ISIS steps up to the plate and takes out the next Academy Awards.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (oKE6c)
3 cheers for tcn boy!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (ODxAs)
Flying wildass summer mohawk and all.
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:17 PM (+YMhA)
I expected the end credits to read: This is a VOX production.
Who exactly is their audience?
Would fans of Jack Black an OITNB recognize the queen of Jordan and Valerie Plame?
Would people who recognize Plame, the ambassador and the queen of Jordan need a dumbed-down explanation from Black that involves Frisbees?
Insane.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:17 PM (NOIQH)
Iran is keeping up its end of the bargain'. Hee hee, unprecedented as in
NONE."
As the WaPo pointed out the other day, not even Kerry's negotiating team knows what the details are of the verification deal.
Everything relating to verification is contained in a a side annex secretly agreed to between Tehran and the IAEA, without any Americans being allowed into the loop.
Needless to say, Obama reported not one word of this to Congress. Why should he? Thanks to Mitch McConnell, Bob Corker, and the rest of the Senate GOP (save for Tom Cotton), the whole rancid shitshow is effectively preapproved. No need to make a sales pitch.
http://tinyurl.com/nebl7mv
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2015 06:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Last Generation of American Voters at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (UlJ3l)
"Take a look at these new photos of my ass"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:18 PM (Ta3hG)
a) shes a socialite in the "international elite" who is more akin to an actor then a statesman (in my opinion)
b) Jordan exists at the pleasure of the US and our allies. They'd be overrun in about 2 seconds flat by jihadists if we stepped back. So there's some seriously leverage there. Jordan just watched us throw Israel, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia under the bus, 3 of our biggest, most strategically important allies in the ME / N Africa.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 28, 2015 06:18 PM (AkOaV)
What is this? National Unwatchable Video Day?
Posted by: RKae at July 28, 2015 06:18 PM (upjBJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:19 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:19 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2015 06:19 PM (hUdMz)
Jack Black. One of the finest scholars of modern political science and arms control theory to come out of a continuation high-school for stupid kids.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:19 PM (kdS6q)
I just watched it.
It is far, far stupider than he led me to believe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (0O7c5)
A Frisbee!!!!
This changes everything!!!
Posted by: elliot at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (TcuD4)
Posted by: tcn at July 28, 2015 06:13 PM (+YMhA)
Bravo!
Posted by: The Most Retarded Man in the World at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (Vf5rR)
Can't we at least get some tits to turn off the rational parts of our brain before being presented with this level of idiocy?
Posted by: The Governor at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (wzvkj)
This. please. this.
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (BjKDP)
Morgan Freeman was much worse.
Were they expecting LIVs to listen to him 'cause he's played God and the president a lot?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (NOIQH)
Which means Kerry, Obama or any of their representatives have seen it. We have no clue as to what the actual inspection protocol is, if there even is such a protocol.
And yes, I would bet on my son's life that Iran already has the parts for at least one and maybe more A-bombs. They want an arsenal of deliverable weapons. And surprise, they will use them FIRST against Sunni Muslims somewhere. Because those tricky Jews in Israel might fire back.
What will President Hillary Clinton do?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Last Generation of American Voters at July 28, 2015 06:16 PM (UlJ3l)
"Take a look at these new photos of my ass"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:18 PM (Ta3hG)
Thank God she's got a crease in her butt; if someone ever squeezed her cheeks together we could have a criticality event that would take out several states.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at July 28, 2015 06:21 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: forget it, Jake, it's Hollyweird at July 28, 2015 06:21 PM (w9WoH)
Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time. Is he even still around?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:14 PM (Ta3hG)
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Yes, she is.
Posted by: Caitlyn Cockburn at July 28, 2015 06:22 PM (E5UB0)
Were they expecting LIVs to listen to him 'cause he's played God and the president a lot?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (NOIQH)
Why not? They think Jeff Goldblum is a scientist, and he's got the approximate IQ of a rutabaga.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oKE6c)
Are they actually admitting that Iran wouldn't hesitate to bomb us?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 28, 2015 06:22 PM (PMlgt)
This is just a tribute. (about $150B tribute to Iran)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (Iuo7N)
Were they expecting LIVs to listen to him 'cause he's played God and the president a lot?
They voted for Obama, who's done far less.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (S9rS1)
The rest of us laughed when the eminent biochemical toxicologist Dr. Meryl Streep was called by the Democrats to testify before a Congressional committee about the terrible dangers of Alar. But the LIVs ate that stuff up.
(Our old national motto: "E Pluribus Unum". Our new national motto: "Fundamentally Unserious".)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (noWW6)
I'm reading that as : She has herpes.
Posted by: Garrett at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (fOO+i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (9iR5/)
Jack Black could use the exercise.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at July 28, 2015 06:24 PM (w9WoH)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 06:00 PM (WSvBr)
This. It can't be repeated often enough.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2015 06:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oKE6c)
Jeff Goldblum is a vegetable?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (vgIRn)
The best part of The Jackal? Watching Jack Black getting auto-cannoned into a fine pink mist.
Real crowd pleaser.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:20 PM (oKE6c)
Singularity!
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: Commander Kerry, Who Served in VietNam and hates war at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (ln4QS)
Posted by: Code Pink at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (BjKDP)
bus, 3 of our biggest, most strategically important allies in the ME / N
Africa."
We were already under the bus.
Posted by: Syria and Libya at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (noWW6)
Either they are that dumb
Or they think we are that dumb
Or they are gearing it to children
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:25 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (UlJ3l)
IIRC, his left hand in paralyzed from a car accident...while driving w/his step-granddaughter with whom he was having an affair.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (ODxAs)
_______________________
Makes sense, since Hagel has always been a f*cking idiot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (kGrdk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (ODxAs)
________________________
I'm on it!
Posted by: Barry Obama at July 28, 2015 06:27 PM (kGrdk)
Posted by: Dick Wad at July 28, 2015 06:27 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:27 PM (TxJGV)
But aren't college drop outs disqualified from ... er... having opinions and ... whatever. (See, Scott Walker)
Posted by: Guy who connects dots at July 28, 2015 06:27 PM (uSM1W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:27 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: MTF
_____________________
Yes. Without a doubt.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (UlJ3l)
you know what video should be run? the girl picking daisies.....that's
what it's going to be like....that.... only with the count down in
persian
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 28, 2015 06:26 PM (0O7c5)
----------You beat me to it. The anti Goldwater ad from the sixties.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Anna Wintour at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Infidel at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (IejFG)
31 A century ago, actors were considered to be in the same league as thieves, whores and pimps.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 06:00 PM (WSvBr)
....................................
Now they're even worse, they're like politicians.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:22 PM (oKE6c)
You're going to think I'm making this up, but I swear I'm not: back in the 80s, Meryl Street testified to Congress on the evils of the pesticide Alar (which was all bullshit, of course), because...
(wait for it)
she played a farm wife in one of her movies. Seriously. That made her an agricultural expert.
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (Ta3hG)
Which is why the Iranians had children wearing keys walk into Iraqi minefields to set off the mines to allow combat troops to follow during the Iran-Iraq War.
The keys were supposed to let them enter Paradise right away after they were killed by the mines. Those Muslims; what will they think up next?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (RFeQD)
Iran gives up nothing.
They keep their nuclear program and promise to 'go slow' for ten years.
Plus they get billions of other assets returned to them, that they can use to further their funding of terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy who connects dots at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (uSM1W)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:28 PM (zOTsN)
Gotta be for the crowd that posts Morgan Freeman quotes on Facebook as if they're the word of God. Sadly, that is a large crowd.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (NOIQH)
I pray they all 'live' through it. No matter what happens it is lose lose.
I hope they get to live along time, remembering what they advocated for, and then having to live with the real consequences of their actions. I hope they enjoy producing propaganda approve by the state for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Jack at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (53CCM)
um, that's not what we agreed to,
um, that's not what we agreed to,
um, that's not what we agreed to,
um, that's not what we agreed to,
...
Posted by: dissent555 at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: Garrett at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (fOO+i)
Posted by: Dick Wad
________________
Don't be giving President Clinton too much credit.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Sanctimonious Twit at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (UlJ3l)
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Until late in the 19th century (think, Lillie Langtree), entertainers were regarded as a class beneath that of common workmen, i.e., just above beggars, but less honest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Clarney at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (dgO4h)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
(Our old national motto: "E Pluribus Unum". Our new national motto: "Fundamentally Unserious".)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (noWW6) [/i
Dr. Streep, on her way to Stockholm, allowed as Alar was causing 5000 (IIRC) cancers per year. She came up with this figure by multiplying the nominal incremental risk factor (ca. 0.001%) by the population of the United States. (Never mind those peculiar numbers following the "+-".)
Turns out multiplying almost any number by 300 million gives you a non-negligible result.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (Z9g7j)
bus, 3 of our biggest, most strategically important allies in the ME / N
Africa."
True - they're also twisted up with ISIS and Iran's selling itself as the counterbalance (memo to Jordan and Pat Buchanan - don't buy it: cure => disease)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (9iR5/)
But for a really definitive analysis, we have wait for Cher's take.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: Dick Wad
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"This U.S.-North Korean agreement will help to achieve a long-standing and vital American objective: an end to the threat of nuclear proliferation on the Korean peninsula." -President Bill Clinton
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: acethepug at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (WK825)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 06:31 PM (wAQA5)
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All in CAPS with emoticons!
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:32 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 28, 2015 06:32 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:30 PM (9mTYi)
Yep. They were lumped in with whores and pickpockets in the social hierarchy, which was totally unfair.
Whores and pickpockets deserved better.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (oKE6c)
bus.."
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It's almost as if we are an unreliable ally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (9mTYi)
It's nice Morgan Freeman is talking about living his grandchildren
Isn't he currently fucking the step granddaughter he raised?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (jtStN)
Burn it all down
Scatter all the stones
Sow the ground with salt
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:34 PM (RFeQD)
And helping them get nukes faster is going to lead to a lesser war how exactly? Nukes make pretty big booms and the war won't be all that drawn out when Iran starts deploying. Oh, and the fallout is going to be a bitch to Gaia.
Freeman, without a script, seems rather senile. Jack Black, OTOH, is just an idiot.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 28, 2015 06:34 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2015 06:34 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Ed Assner at July 28, 2015 06:34 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2015 06:34 PM (JO9+V)
and vital American objective: an end to the threat of nuclear
proliferation on the Korean peninsula." -President Bill Clinton"
Bingo. This is NK all over again. These idiots never, ever, ever learn.
Wasn't it the NYT last week that referred to the "democratically-elected government of Iran."
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (fakk3)
We that be U and me have Boomers and Bombs paid for in full, so a war with Iran would last minutes. And could you imagine how good those folks would feel being victimized with a nuclear no go zone for decades?
on ward
Posted by: Kill Joy at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (48QDY)
Real crowd pleaser.
___________________________
Never understood how that fat load was ever cast in any movie. Such an arrogant prick, and fat and ugly in the bargain.
And yeah, if I had a son, he'd look like Jack.
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (kGrdk)
"Jordan just watched us throw Israel, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia under the
bus.."
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After that Jordanian pilot was put in a cage and burned alive, Jordan started a bombing campaign. I believe they asked the US for bombs, and they were told....No.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Why the sarcasm? He has at least the skills and experience of John Kerry, Secretary of State.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:35 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Reality Man at July 28, 2015 06:36 PM (BNEdd)
It's nice Morgan Freeman is talking about living his grandchildren
Isn't he currently fucking the step granddaughter he raised?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)
whats your point?
Posted by: Woody at July 28, 2015 06:36 PM (BjKDP)
He just got back a couple weeks ago for serving an 80 game ban for testing positive for roids.
This is not a smart man.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2015 06:36 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2015 06:36 PM (3nhNf)
... another dangerous, drawn-out and expensive conflict on the Continent with many lives lost," Chamberlain
FIFY
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:36 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Yertle McTurtle at July 28, 2015 06:38 PM (BO/km)
I do not believe you. And I know that you couldn't pass a factual test on the subject.
Posted by: Jack at July 28, 2015 06:38 PM (53CCM)
Scatter all the stones
Sow the ground with salt
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
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Coming Soon!
To a theater of operations near you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:38 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 28, 2015 06:38 PM (ODxAs)
Now I want to talk about something serious and real.
Sadly I'm too ignorant to actually know anything about the topic, so I'll just pretend I understand the words on the cue card next to the camera.
Posted by: Jack Black, Morgan Freeman, et al. at July 28, 2015 06:38 PM (YEelc)
Is this the Idiocracy we were promised?
But after all, the masks continue to drop. Thomas Pickering, long time State Dept apparatchnick.
Traitor.
I expect the simpletons and rubes and LIV's to swallow this horseshit, but no sane, rational adult could look at the issue and not have serious questions. So that there Congress, they better not blow this up. Or bad things will happen.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:39 PM (RFeQD)
I for one have watched the world drool and smear its own feces on the walls enough for one day.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 28, 2015 06:39 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Hey..., now, roids fall on the just, and the unjust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (w9WoH)
Posted by: JB at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (BjKDP)
I'm not even going to try to go through it.
Posted by: joe at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (ef6pV)
Iran gives up nothing.
They keep their nuclear program and promise to 'go slow' for ten years.
Plus they get billions of other assets returned to them, that they can use to further their funding of terrorism.
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In fairness to me and my superior negotiating skills, there were other key terms in the deal, such as:
--there can be no American inspectors of Iran's nukes (the mullahs insisted that be put in because the only inspectors who know what the f*ck to look for are the Americans);
--Iran gets almost a month's notice of an inspection whenever a violation is suspected (the mullahs insisted that be put in to make sure there was plenty of time to move and/or hide stuff);
--Iran gets to provide soil and other samples for testing, in the event a violation is suspected (the mullahs insisted on that . . . for all the obvious reasons);
--the U.S. is obligated to use its military might to defend Iran's nukes should any other power (i.e., Israel) attempt to take out Iran's nukes.
See, am I an awesome negotiator or what?
Posted by: John Kerry (and his butt-buddy Barry, by proxy) at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (kGrdk)
These morons hear "actor" and are probably thinking they are getting ready to audition for some new Michael Moore movie.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2015 06:40 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2015 06:41 PM (o/UmK)
started a bombing campaign. I believe they asked the US for bombs, and
they were told....No."
Re all of the "we shit on Jordan/allies so they're Finlandizing to Iran" arguments - this treaty isn't in Jordan's best interests - why not stay the fuck out of the debate, lay low and start funding the Sunni bomb with the Saudis et al.
I can't help but wonder that Noor's a loose cannon on this and her family's shitting twinkies rather than endorsing this useful idiocy. Once again, 95% Sunnis in Jordan.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:41 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: Whoopey at July 28, 2015 06:41 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Sen. Bob Corker at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (UlJ3l)
It's like they want to be deceived.
Posted by: fluffy at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda
We trust the wise and slightly older voice of Vic.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (YEelc)
Imma just leave this here....
a repost from the last thread, where it would make more sense, but fukkitall, you'll like it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 28, 2015 06:43 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Clarney at July 28, 2015 06:43 PM (dgO4h)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at July 28, 2015 06:43 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:43 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda
Yeah - what's up with that?
Posted by: Ed Asner at July 28, 2015 06:44 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 28, 2015 06:44 PM (rwI+c)
Will this panic Orrin Hatch, Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn, Rob Portman, Bob Corker and the rest of the milktoast Republicans?
Why yes, yes it will.
Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:44 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Old Blue
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Personally, I form no political opinions until I check Cher's twitter feed.
It's difficult, as she often has inventive spelling for words that I thought had been settled long ago, spelling-wise. But I slog through for her brilliance, you know.
Posted by: RKae at July 28, 2015 06:44 PM (upjBJ)
Meh. "Jaw-droppingly vapid" is a drug on the market these days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 06:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 28, 2015 06:45 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: MTF
She would have to sober up first.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (RFeQD)
Not crazy enough.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 06:45 PM (Ta3hG)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at July 28, 2015 06:46 PM (8ZskC)
When I found out that nihilist scrunt named her kid after Jack Abbott, even her tits are dead to me.
Susan Sarandon - so awful even titties don't matter.
Posted by: Ed Asner at July 28, 2015 06:46 PM (fakk3)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:46 PM (fakk3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc7En096Mfg
Imma just leave this here....
a repost from the last thread, where it would make more sense, but fukkitall, you'll like it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2015 06:42 PM (XmOA9)
Awesome.
Posted by: Caitlyn at July 28, 2015 06:46 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
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People used to wonder that about Jimmy Savile. They don't anymore.
Posted by: RKae at July 28, 2015 06:46 PM (upjBJ)
Posted by: Madge at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Chief Negotiator Kanye West at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Stuff Confucius Never Actually Said, But Probably Thought About, vol. 3 at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (4KoRb)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Norman Lear at July 28, 2015 06:48 PM (l3vZN)
171 You have to hand it to the South Park guys who predicted something similar to this in Team America.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2015 06:29 PM (NOIQH)
Eh they're not psychic. They didn't predict anything. That was an accurate portrayal of Hollywood based on what they were doing at the time. This is just confirming that they haven't changed at all and are still the same F.A.G.S. as always.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 28, 2015 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 28, 2015 06:48 PM (rwI+c)
There hasn't been a time during the life of any living American individual that the State Department was actually on the side of the American state.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: gail at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (CQT1j)
http://www.authorspublish.com/bold-strokes-books-looking-for-lgbtq-manuscripts/
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (7Eo8i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (YEelc)
Nature abhors a vacuum. Why do the heads not implode?
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (uPxUo)
...........................
they're packed full of shit.
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (wAQA5)
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It would be funny if the kid lived up to his namesake. Not funny for the people he'd kill, of course, just funny in an ironic sort of way.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at July 28, 2015 06:49 PM (kGrdk)
Striped pants give off a powerful aura.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (8ZskC)
But like 18 years of global cooling, you'll just have to ignore the mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv to believe him.
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Furious George at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (UlJ3l)
It would be totally awesome if the first thing the next President did was to repeal every single bit of Obama-signed legislation and all his Executive Orders-
then nuke the hell out of Iran. Not bomb, nuke.
Cuz they've been asking for it for over 40 years.
Then kick back and have a nice cold brew after a day's work well done.
But that's just a beautiful, beautiful dream.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (KUa85)
BTW, I'd like to see some Morgan Freeman depositions. LOL
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (4KoRb)
Posted by: Jackie Childs at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 06:50 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2015 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
Dude's not black at all.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 28, 2015 06:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 06:51 PM (TxJGV)
Jack Black is this generation's reason not to go to movies. How the hell does this guy get billing for anything?"
Yep - take it from the last generation's reason not to go to movies.
Posted by: Adam Sandler, Nicholas Cage, Will Farrell at July 28, 2015 06:51 PM (CmA2a)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 28, 2015 06:52 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 28, 2015 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Jack Black and Natasha Lyonne are Jewish.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 28, 2015 06:54 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 06:54 PM (8ZskC)
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And that was before I married Johnny.
I find that my brain damage makes him so much more appealing for some reason . . . .
Posted by: Ter-aaaaa-zah Heinz at July 28, 2015 06:54 PM (kGrdk)
Yes, please. With a shot of the Washington monument in the background of Hitler's "what if" HQ.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:54 PM (CmA2a)
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2015 05:57 PM (TxJGV)
Yes, the Israelis should go back "home".
That thought makes me moist.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 28, 2015 06:55 PM (uyZd8)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 06:56 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Sanctimonious Twit at July 28, 2015 06:56 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2015 06:56 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Old Hob at July 28, 2015 06:56 PM (FFIoe)
Also, rumor has it he owns his own tux.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)
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Yeah, a lot of those camps are still standing, you know. Wouldn't take much to get them updated and back in business . . . .
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 28, 2015 06:57 PM (kGrdk)
the people he'd kill, of course, just funny in an ironic sort of way."
Posted by: Mohammad Atta, Abdulazeez, Emwazi, John Allen... et al at July 28, 2015 06:58 PM (CmA2a)
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at July 28, 2015 06:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 28, 2015 06:59 PM (CmA2a)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 28, 2015 06:59 PM (zR3cw)
"I hope they get to live along time, remembering what they advocated for, and then having to live with the real consequences of their actions. I hope they enjoy producing propaganda approve by the state for the rest of their lives."
It would be Bush's fault!
/
Sorry, but these reprobates do not have shame or a conscious-- that's why they are leftist sycophants. Their pysch defense mechanism would kick in and blame any scape goat to avoid responsibility. Thats how leftist roll.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 06:59 PM (WSvBr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2015 07:00 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 28, 2015 07:00 PM (2vKZy)
Bob Dole believes Bob Dole is the best arbiter of what is and what's not a good deal. Bob Dole was involved in hundreds of deals with Bob Dole leading the way, and without doubt, Bob Dole knows without hesitation this deal with Iran will never pass Bob Dole's strict standards.
Bob Dole recommends the United States Congress not agree to this agreement with Iran, and kindly and with a great deal of respect, tell the Mullah's to go fuck themselves.
PS Liddy Dole is on board with my comment.
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 28, 2015 07:00 PM (OiFtZ)
Surely, it was satire?
They're making fun of Obama and Secretariat, right?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:00 PM (q7oNT)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 28, 2015 07:01 PM (XSnPt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 07:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 28, 2015 06:47 PM (uPxUo)
A quick check of any floor in any forest confirms that.
Seriously, I'm mildly surprised these dolts even recognize that Iran has the capability for a nuke. Now if we could just get them to take more than a passing glance at the Constitution.....
Posted by: Bill H at July 28, 2015 07:02 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: puddleglum is on vacation, Weeeee at July 28, 2015 07:02 PM (zS30k)
___________________
Back-in Black
Almost Black
Rachel Dolezal-style Black
Bulletproof Black
Hardly Black
So many possibilities, so few women of child-bearing age willing to accept my nasty sperm . . . .
Posted by: Jack Black at July 28, 2015 07:02 PM (kGrdk)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (kivUY)
Total boycott of everything you've ever appeared in, past, present and future.
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Ben Had
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My Congressman, I might point out, and I have sent him letters of encouragement, not the least of which was one expressing my desire for the removal of Boehner as Speaker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (8ZskC)
If it's not too much bother, we'd like to handle some of the processing.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood, GmbH at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (1CroS)
All these 'celebrities' are Nazis.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (XSnPt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
NC non-GOPe. He stood up once. Good for him.
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
She's only in charge of sammich making. But first she blows me.
Posted by: King Abdullah of Jordan at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (J1aRw)
Thanks for reminding me why I do not watch any crap that comes out of today's Hollyweird.
MeTV and Mannix reruns for me.....
Hope the IDF Pilots are practicing their bombing runs.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (JG47A)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (mx5oN)
Wait for it........
Waaaiiiittt for it..........
Cole!
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (9iR5/)
This is just a tribute. (about $150B tribute to Iran)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 28, 2015 06:23 PM (Iuo7N)
I don't think Iran wants to fuck us gently.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2015 07:05 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: zombie at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (jBuUi)
That's too much effort, hon. I just simply don't care at all about him or his "work".
Posted by: Bill H at July 28, 2015 07:05 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 28, 2015 07:00 PM (OiFtZ)
And by "board", do you mean your "staff"?"
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 28, 2015 07:05 PM (Ta3hG)
Wait for it........
Waaaiiiittt for it..........
Cole!
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:04 PM (9iR5/)
Or "The New."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 28, 2015 07:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:06 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:06 PM (q7oNT)
fgs Obma just did that exact thing with this shit. up is down. whatever these organs of the Progressive party lying asses . just whatever.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
It's not his "work" you benighted Philistine. It's his oeuvre.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Crack Black at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (Dwehj)
etails: Is it true that when you stay at hotels you tear out the Bible page that condemns homosexuality?
Ian McKellen: I do, absolutely. I'm not proudly defacing the book, but it's a choice between removing that page and throwing away the whole Bible. And I'm not really the first: I got delivered a package of 40 of those pages -- Leviticus 18:22 -- that had been torn out by a married couple I know. They put them on a bit of string so that I could hang it up in the bathroom.
What a puerile dope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (OSs/l)
The Donald is fluffing his feathers with Greta, but won't commit to bombing Iran if elected Preznit.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (wAQA5)
Iran from getting the bomb, (OMG WTF) likely sparking an arms race
through the region"
By letting Iran keep it's program intact, that is already assured.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Donald at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood, GmbH at July 28, 2015 07:03 PM (1CroS)
________________________
I can deal, but don't expect me to give you any breaks on the prices. I want a Lamborghini too!
But my buddy Zombie Mengele is willing to help train your extraction experts on how to crunch the bodies in the correct places so as not to damage the organ products . . . .
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (kGrdk)
You're back!
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Iranian Bruce Cockburn at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (F7PsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (9mTYi)
ok then.
it's all sensible ,i obviously don't 'get ' the deal at all.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:08 PM (q7oNT)
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 28, 2015 07:09 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:09 PM (nqBYe)
I wonder how that would go over if it was the Quran?
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:09 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick)<<<
The man had a frisbee! A FRISBEE, Dammit!
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2015 07:09 PM (o/UmK)
Reagan was one in a million. John Wilkes Booth is far more typical.
Posted by: FOAF at July 28, 2015 07:09 PM (B2ga5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 28, 2015 07:10 PM (J1aRw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 28, 2015 07:07 PM (8ZskC)
And I placed scare quote marks around the word work because..............?
Posted by: Bill H at July 28, 2015 07:10 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: Morgan Fleeceman at July 28, 2015 07:10 PM (Dwehj)
It's probably worth parsing, but he did say that there would be serious consequences for a failed inspection and that they've made too much progress for sanctions to be enough.
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:10 PM (ZbV+0)
...by detonating them all over Israel and the West. I'm not a fan!
Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2015 07:10 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at July 28, 2015 07:11 PM (Qot/z)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:11 PM (nqBYe)
I realize of course, that that would mean WWIII. But do we drag it out and wait, or just get it over with?
I was terribly frightened during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'm too damned old to go through that again.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:11 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 28, 2015 07:11 PM (OiFtZ)
You will always lose elections with attitudes like that.
Posted by: Geraldo Moo at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: AnnaS at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ZEXhw)
What a puerile dope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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So..., they spared Paul, and Romans? Perhaps these Biblical scholars don't know what is there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:11 PM (9iR5/)
besides i think they threw away all the desks we were told to hide under to protect us from it.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (nqBYe)
"I am who I am, and I've never debated before. All they do is debate and nothing happens."
-The Donald
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (q7oNT)
There's a verse towards the end of Revelation that would seem to apply.
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Geraldo Moo at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (W5DcG)
_________________
My friends John Boehner and Mitchie McConnell assure me that this is not the hill to die on.
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 28, 2015 07:14 PM (kGrdk)
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (ZbV+0)
And another. The shortest.
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:14 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 28, 2015 07:14 PM (oVJmc)
When the Iranian government makes bloodcurdlingly anti-American statements, they don't mean it. It's just schtick (pardon the term) for the Iranian "man in the street."
Which is funny, because I keep hearing how pro-American the average Iranian is.
(But what do I know? My dad left Iran to become an American before I was even born. Thank G_d. And thanks, Dad.)
Posted by: JPS at July 28, 2015 07:15 PM (9ziuC)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 28, 2015 07:15 PM (1Y+hH)
It's beyond sad he feels he has to be such a passive-aggressive child. I loved him in Richard III. Who knew that the role was this close to his heart?
Posted by: Bill H at July 28, 2015 07:15 PM (Baojj)
They're saying, if we don't go to war with Iran, Iran will get the bomb. And if we don't uphold the treaty to give Iran the bomb, Iran will get the bomb, but if we do uphold the treaty, and Iran get's the bomb, then Iran will bomb us.
But if we sabotage the treaty to prevent Iran from getting the bomb, Iran will still get the bomb, and they will bomb us.
So we should honor the treaty, and let Iran get the bomb, so they can bomb us without holding a grudge by not letting them get the bomb sooner.
And getting bombed by Iran and having a quick nuclear death on Irans terms would be preferable to having a long drawn out war with a non-nuclear Iran.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at July 28, 2015 07:15 PM (Bqw6G)
To find they would allow ANYTHING as long as a DEM party leader says it's ok.
I trust them as far as i can throw them with my childrens futures.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:16 PM (nqBYe)
War? You don't really think your president would shoot back, do you? Ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Iran at July 28, 2015 07:16 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:17 PM (9iR5/)
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A classic rationalized self-indulgence.
A self-imposed "choice", where no need to choose is actually imposed, or needs to be made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2015 07:17 PM (9mTYi)
exactly and all the mentioned scenarios are congress's fault.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2015 07:17 PM (e3bId)
he is not *my* president
those who collaborate with him are not my people
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:18 PM (ZbV+0)
/Sir Ian McKellan, tolerant homosexual and anti-censorship activist
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:18 PM (q7oNT)
for everyones sake i won't spill it out here today.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:19 PM (nqBYe)
Anyone care to speculate on what The Hill to Die On would look like?
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Sure. I'll bite. The Hill to Die On will be hidden under a mushroom shaped cloud. And years later people will swear they saw the face of the Ayatollah in the cloud.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 28, 2015 07:20 PM (9iR5/)
No; I'm a sometimes actor, but not a gay one and I know acting is more than just reading lines in a sincere tone. He is quite a good actor. He's also an appallingly - what the earlier poster correctly referred to as "passive aggressive". if you don't like the Bible just ignore it in your bedside stand. Don't have a little tantrum. And no. Ian doesn't read the Koran so it doesn't bother him what is said about gays.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:20 PM (OSs/l)
if stevens is dead, not my fault it would have been perfect (without congress)
if iraq and afghansitan fails, It isn't my fault (yes congress is to blame)
Afghanistan was a good war not Iraq, (but congress made me fail)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Methos at July 28, 2015 07:21 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 28, 2015 07:22 PM (+jijM)
Anyone care to speculate on what The Hill to Die On would look like?
.................................
A big pile of cash, whiskey bottles, blow and underage hookers?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 07:23 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Infidel at July 28, 2015 07:23 PM (IejFG)
That's OK. We'll be here tomorrow and the List of Grievances can only improve in quantity. So a short story turns into a novel. It beats the movies.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 28, 2015 07:23 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 28, 2015 07:24 PM (q7oNT)
_______________________
But he did have some mad medical skillz (emphasis on mad).
And the good news is that Mengie has already been reincarnated. He's living in the U.S. now, running some sort of "women's health" organization . . . .
Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 28, 2015 07:25 PM (kGrdk)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2015 07:23 PM (wAQA5)
In other words, Capitol Hill?
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:25 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:12 PM (nqBYe)
Students can place their iPads above their heads which will shield them from the blast--assuming they will actually stop trying to text amidst detonation.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 28, 2015 07:25 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:26 PM (OSs/l)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej59UI5yyw8
Posted by: Deety at July 28, 2015 07:26 PM (1G1jX)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 28, 2015 07:28 PM (FlRtG)
for everyones sake i won't spill it out here today.
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2015 07:19 PM (nqBYe)
I feel your pain. On Saturday, I had a life changing moment with an "African American" I had, up to then, respected and treated with respect. It has gotten me no where.
Still bothering me.
Posted by: Golfman at July 28, 2015 07:29 PM (48QDY)
"Reagan was one in a million. John Wilkes Booth is far more typical."
Ronald Reagan did more than acting, but thats what people remember him before entering politics. He also was an officer in the Army in WWII, but never left CONUS and never made an issue of being a vet.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 07:29 PM (WSvBr)
http://prayer-center.upperroom.org
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:31 PM (OSs/l)
Um, it's ackshully sordid mess.
*shuffles off quietly*
Posted by: LGoPs at July 28, 2015 07:31 PM (wwguN)
May Jack Black's innards digest themselves while he is still alive.
Just for his performance alone in this.
Posted by: Dave C at July 28, 2015 07:33 PM (JLnbb)
Posted by: Weasel at July 28, 2015 07:35 PM (e3bId)
https://www.brooklyntabernacle.org/prayer-center/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:35 PM (OSs/l)
LOL; You're plotting to take over Pun King Bannion's throne, eh? ;^) Very clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:37 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:39 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 28, 2015 07:51 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Commander Kerry, Who Served in VietNam and hates war at July 28, 2015 07:56 PM (ln4QS)
Posted by: Living Proof at July 28, 2015 08:00 PM (ooJsM)
For all those people who think "the Jews' claim on Israel is based on some book of fairy tales where they say they talked to God and he supposedly gave them the land"...
My question: About 2,000 years ago, the Roman Empire was occupying that area - who were the locals that were living under that occupation?
One hour to come up with your answer, and then pencils down.
Posted by: RKae at July 28, 2015 08:03 PM (upjBJ)
Yup, Iranian Mullah recommended, Neville Chamberlain approved. Thanks, Barry & Kerry, for this craptastic "deal".
Posted by: jim at July 28, 2015 08:04 PM (VwhRo)
Prime Minister Netanyahu expresses his regret at the tragic Iranian loss of lives.
SecState Kerry resigns.
Obama is unavailable for comment but reportedly on an unannounced golf outing to Hawaii.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 28, 2015 08:06 PM (zR3cw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 07:26 PM (OSs/l)
I'm thinking something over 100 years, now. They've been placing Bibles since the '20's I think.
Anyway, I don't know why McKellen needs to deface the very item he says he takes no pleasure in defacing. Like I said- a passive aggressive child. The only reason why he does that is he thinks he's getting his rocks off at hating on God. The nasty old queen needs to grow up. His sly little campaign isn't changing anyone's mind, he's not changing the role of God in Western society (not by himself, anyway), and he isn't winning any converts because of this. All he's doing is the functional equivalent of book burning because the message in the Bible doesn't suit him.
Posted by: Bill H at July 28, 2015 08:07 PM (Baojj)
Posted by: Jim at July 28, 2015 08:08 PM (zR3cw)
Posted by: King Herod at July 28, 2015 08:09 PM (zR3cw)
Posted by: King Herod
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The occupying force in Palestine (and all of the Middle East) now is not Jews; it's Islam. Islam has nearly totally erased every other culture to be had there.
Posted by: RKae at July 28, 2015 08:15 PM (upjBJ)
I occassionally find myself baffled when someone proclaims themselves christian, but yet goes on a 2 minute hate rant about Jews. When I point out Jesus was a Jew and I don't recall reading him ever renouncing that fact while hanging on the Cross-- it usually ends in silence.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 28, 2015 08:19 PM (WSvBr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2015 08:27 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: bruce at July 28, 2015 08:36 PM (vRHFY)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 28, 2015 08:39 PM (QHgTq)
The boy was recently released from a program in Miami for unrelated sexual behaviors. He was on good behavior for the first couple of weeks, then was becoming angrier.
Investigators were also told the boy had lit his crib on fire when he was 3 to 4 years old, which resulted in the family home burning to the ground. He also had been known to dig up dead farm animals, cut off their limbs and carry them around as if they were still alive.
HOLY CRAP!
You realize this kid will be back out in his prime, right?
--Excitable Boy, they all said--
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2015 08:44 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Tired Mom at July 28, 2015 08:59 PM (Rf6QT)
After 9/11, I never got why you UStatesians support the Saudis. I suggest you don't support anyone in that hell-hole. And if they don't behave, throw them all out, none have any more right to be there than anyone else. Let the Sunnis and Shias fight each other, then maybe they'll leave the rest of us alone. Bring back the Great Game.
Posted by: bruce at July 28, 2015 08:59 PM (vRHFY)
Posted by: bruce at July 28, 2015 09:02 PM (vRHFY)
Posted by: mojo at July 28, 2015 09:16 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Infidel at July 28, 2015 10:23 PM (IejFG)
It would be over in a matter of minutes.
Posted by: b moe at July 28, 2015 10:47 PM (UpmkY)
Posted by: model_1066 at July 28, 2015 10:50 PM (WEvvb)
Posted by: Lily at July 28, 2015 11:21 PM (yj/Rg)
Posted by: Lily at July 28, 2015 11:22 PM (yj/Rg)
go to hell you turds
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 29, 2015 10:16 AM (MV2jA)
Posted by: Wendy at July 29, 2015 12:57 PM (bpemY)
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