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C. Morgan McIlhenney, "Nantucket Sand Dune" (1890)

--via @JohnPlunket

Posted by: rdbrewer at 11:35 AM

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1 Ohhhh pretty

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 10:14 AM (mf5HN)

2 Would you recommend using a 9 iron for that bunker?

Posted by: fly gal at July 30, 2015 10:15 AM (qtTCU)

3 Ah, *takes a deep breath* sea air and not a Kennedy whale in sight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 10:15 AM (FHvBv)

4 That's not a sand dune. That's where we buried Hoffa and Amelia.

Posted by: Waldo and Carmen at July 30, 2015 10:17 AM (1aNPq)

5 That dang sand gets everywhere!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 30, 2015 10:17 AM (MRNTl)

6 That's bad. That gets in our vaginas and then we get GRUMPY.

Posted by: Radical Feminists at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

7

ah, the beach
my favorite place on earth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (qCMvj)

8 (dang, screwed up the sock)

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (MRNTl)

9 So that's what he carried in his bucket.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (evdj2)

10 Oooh, pretty! Love Nantucket.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (NOIQH)

11 I see the snipe...

Wait,

Waldos down!!

Waldo's down!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 10:18 AM (VPLuQ)

12 There once was a dune in Nantucket

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2015 10:19 AM (V1M8q)

13 Oooooh! Nantucket is one of the best places in the world and this photographer really captures it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 10:19 AM (JtwS4)

14 Video of how a corgi reacts to the changing of the threads.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pof4sp8

Link to daily Mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2015 10:19 AM (81UWZ)

15 This is the type of sand trap that causes Obama to wake up in a cold sweat until he remembers that his golf pencil has an eraser and that he gets infinite mulligans.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 30, 2015 10:20 AM (G15Gg)

16 >>I see the snipe...

Piping plover.
Waldo never saw him coming.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

17 60's-70's styles are back in a big way. I *told* people that if O got re-elected disco would be back.

Unfortunately, I think it's back because we're in a similar emotional state as a country, except this time everything is *worse*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 10:17 AM (GDulk)

I posted this earlier today.

'Modest' Bathing Suits Make a Splash: Leggings, Sleeves, 'Skorts'

Swimwear dives into new market, offering more coverage

wsj (might be behind subscription wall, not sure)

http://on.wsj.com/1SjMzZi

Like several others in the business, HydroChic, based in New Rochelle, N.Y., was started by Orthodox Jewish women looking for suitable beachwear in a community where women follow strict dress codes.

retro

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2015 10:21 AM (qCMvj)

18
Speaking of purty.... The Bing photo for today is pretty cool.

"Wind and solar facility, Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2015 10:22 AM (BcfrM)

19

stomp flaming skull

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2015 10:23 AM (qCMvj)

20
Story time: I had a proto-libertarian insight on Nantucket before I self-identified as such.

I was sitting on a beach naked (it's legal near Surfside) with my fiancée, and smoking a joint. It was just a heavenly sensation to get high and tumble in the salt water and dry out on shore.

It occurred to me that what I was doing was illegal almost everywhere but it felt wonderful and I wasn't hurting anybody. Hence, proto-libertarian.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)

21 "Wind and solar facility, Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington"

I just like the name

Sort of like Uranus

It makes me giggle inside.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 10:24 AM (VPLuQ)

22 Nantucket sandride.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2015 10:24 AM (W5DcG)

23 Don't stop down there, I'll come back around soon.

Posted by: Whiskey Dick Mountain at July 30, 2015 10:26 AM (JtwS4)

24 Looks like the last hole I dug as I was about to let loose....

Excuse me while I drop Obama's kids off at the pool....err I mean hole.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil the Lion at July 30, 2015 10:27 AM (D0NZx)

25 I posted this earlier today.
'Modest' Bathing Suits Make a Splash: Leggings, Sleeves, 'Skorts'
Swimwear dives into new market, offering more coverage

Beach Burkha Bathing Wear.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 10:28 AM (om5+S)

26 Like this.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 10:28 AM (iQIUe)

27 Mt. Tacoma as middle age sets in....

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 30, 2015 10:31 AM (WjXce)

28 That painting really captures the look. I can smell the kelp and sea air. Glorious! I love the Blue Ridge but miss the Atlantic beaches. Thanks RD.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2015 10:34 AM (FvdPb)

29 Nantucket reminds me of the sitcom Wings. Top ten sitcom of all time.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 10:34 AM (p/8Bt)

30 Another great art selection! Whenever RDB puts up a new artist, I always do a GIS on the artist's name to see his other stuff, and bookmark it. I love curation that picks good but lesser-known artists.

I wish our local classical music station would do the same; every time I tune in, it's either the Brandenburg Concertos, Bolero, Les Preludes, or Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, which are all fine music, but jeez, once in a while can't we hear something we've never heard before?

BTW, the best way to prevent road-rage is to listen to classical in the car.

Posted by: gp at July 30, 2015 10:35 AM (+Jpqc)

31 Gabe stomp.

New PP video.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 30, 2015 10:35 AM (zF6Iw)

32 OTOH, if I _want_ to road-rage, I crank up Offspring.

Posted by: gp at July 30, 2015 10:36 AM (+Jpqc)

33
I'm going to hide here. Nothing to do in the PP thread but be outraged.

*opens beer and sits on beach blanket*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 10:44 AM (JtwS4)

34 >>2 Would you recommend using a 9 iron for that bunker?
Not into the wind. Punch-shot 6.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at July 30, 2015 10:49 AM (Fbp/L)

35 Regarding the "death star" laser in Japan, the media sure does suck at physics. They interchange energy and power without a clue what they're talking about. And that micronewton level reactionless drive is going to get us to the moon in 4 hours? I think drudge must have flunked science class.

Posted by: Chris M at July 30, 2015 10:55 AM (k3w9p)

36 I am not entirely sure who Joanna Krupa is but she's wearing body paint only for PETA and I approve of this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 11:04 AM (JtwS4)

37 Whew. I need a break. The house where the Obamas stay is now on this site.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 30, 2015 11:35 AM (VcOqI)

38 I fully expected this to be a limerick thread by now?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 30, 2015 11:38 AM (WDySP)

39 Thanks. Need this.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2015 11:38 AM (V1M8q)

40 I found AllenG!

Posted by: Waldo at July 30, 2015 11:39 AM (WiU5D)

41 100 Years of Beauty Germany. 1910 - 2010. Might want to kill the music.

https://youtu.be/MEdEVJ_HQFU

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:40 AM (FHvBv)

42 Hey, that looks like the photos my podiatrist showed me of his safari trip to Africa.

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at July 30, 2015 11:42 AM (NeFrd)

43 Heh, I make a reference in the prior thread to "Bring out your dead!" and I just saw an ad for Monty Python's Spamalot on the home page.

Uncanny.

Posted by: logprof at July 30, 2015 11:42 AM (8TGfE)

44 Fire Island?

Posted by: Colin at July 30, 2015 11:43 AM (pU8wz)

45 Liberals want to kill boys, but aren't even waiting until they are in public school anymore. Just do it in a petri dish.

Posted by: Roy at July 30, 2015 11:43 AM (VndSC)

46 Uncanny.

ISWYDT

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 30, 2015 11:43 AM (WDySP)

47
I found AllenG!

Posted by: Waldo at July 30, 2015 11:39 AM (WiU5D)

AllenG is a kitteh? No wonder he doesn't have a blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2015 11:43 AM (BcfrM)

48 Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 30, 2015 10:19 AM

The limericks just kinda write themselves, don't they?

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 30, 2015 11:44 AM (rCmeG)

49 Please, if you are going to rant on and on and on and on and on about the ghoul videos from the Totenkopf division of Planned Parenthood confine them to the flaming skull thread.

Lets make this our safe room please? Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:45 AM (FHvBv)

50 "There once was a post 'bout Nantucket
Preempted by post requiring a (vomit) bucket...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

51 Alternative title:
"Washington, DC, 2021, after the Iranian Nuclear Exchange"

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 30, 2015 11:46 AM (C9pBZ)

52 That beach reminds me of my youth up and down the Atlantic shore and my drunken young adulthood in the Tidewater area. And a song.

'Where have all the weasels gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the weasels gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the weasels gone?
Gone to congress everyone.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?'

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2015 11:47 AM (go5uR)

53 Yeah, he's not much of a podiatrist but he tells some great stories. At his house, in one of the upstairs bedrooms there is a giraffe's head mounted on the floor...

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at July 30, 2015 11:47 AM (NeFrd)

54 "Your planet is soft and cozy. My planet is hard and sandy, and it's gritty. It causes me to act badly and makes George Lucas write the worst lines ever. And it gets everywhere."

Posted by: Anikin Skywalker at July 30, 2015 11:48 AM (Iyg03)

55 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 11:49 AM (kff5f)

56 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 11:49 AM (kff5f)

57 A video for that Anakin guy....

https://youtu.be/FmWjPoqEhzg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:49 AM (FHvBv)

58
Farewell to Nantucket
Let your skies dark and dreary be
But when I am far away on the briny ocean deep
Will you ever heave a sigh and a wish for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:50 AM (9mTYi)

59 I see Joe Biden's house in the distance.

Posted by: Colin at July 30, 2015 11:50 AM (pU8wz)

60 Sand and grass, living together... what has this world come to

Posted by: Draki at July 30, 2015 11:50 AM (0eidE)

61
Weclome back, kids.

Beer's in the cooler over there.

Also, we're in that stretch between Surfside and Miacomet so bathing suits are optional.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 11:51 AM (JtwS4)

62
I'm bound off for Greenland
And ready to sail
In hopes to find riches
In hunting the whale

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

63 It's like one huge litter box!

Posted by: Kitteh at July 30, 2015 11:52 AM (MRNTl)

64 Greetings:

Things have been a bit weird whale-wise along my part of the Cali Coast. We had a weirdly overcast Spring this year and I'm guessing that that contributed to the lateness and continuation of the whale migration. Usually, it runs March to June but there were a couple jus moseying along yesterday.

The male member of a couple I was passing pointed them out to my well jaded eye, so I responded, as I often do, with the classic, "And me without my harpoon." which kind of caught the guy between the rock of my wit and the hard place of his wife's look of absolute disgust.

Accepting her challenge, I immediately went into my History of American Whaling lecture, reminding the couple of the bravery of those sea-farers who went forth from New Bedford, Nantucket, and Martha's (pre-Clinton/Obama) Vineyard and how they (well, the survivors) brought back the oil that lit the lamps of a much darker (light-wise) America. And, she being a distaff member of the species, I thought it appropriate to mention that architectural wonder of New England's geography known as "The Widow's Walk" on which previous distaff species members spent some of their time watching for the return of their current Salty Dog.

And, then, I broke into my air guitar version of Mountain's "Nantucket Sleighride" the explanation of which I had included in the aforementioned lecture.

Ahhh, Cali's a wonder. And some of the people too.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 30, 2015 11:52 AM (abx5/)

65 So Michael Moore
has moved to Greenland?
Well that explains that
basin depression
they just found.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:52 AM (FHvBv)

66 One sand dune? Piker...

Posted by: Hendrik Mesdag at July 30, 2015 11:53 AM (QiBX8)

67 confine them to the flaming skull thread. Lets make this our safe room please? Thanks.

Well OK, but that's a Malor sewer down there.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 11:53 AM (zauWW)

68 SAND DUNES IN NANTUCKET?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 30, 2015 11:53 AM (Ta3hG)

69 Beach Burkha Bathing Wear.

There's that logical "false choice" fallacy again. There's a pretty wide range between "string bikini" and "burqa."

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 30, 2015 11:53 AM (/kI1Q)

70 Can't you see we're buying shrimp here?

Posted by: Baraka in Nantucket at July 30, 2015 11:54 AM (8TGfE)

71 Love all the AoSHQ art content! When the burning times come lets all be sure to save some of these paintings.

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 11:54 AM (LISuA)

72 So Michael Moore
has moved to Greenland?
Well that explains that
basin depression
they just found.

It might tip over!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 30, 2015 11:54 AM (W5DcG)

73 I once met a boy from Nantucket
He liked for me to suck it
I told him it was gritty
He said at least it's not shitty
Until he fucked me in the ass.

Posted by: Princess Amygdala at July 30, 2015 11:54 AM (Iyg03)

74 I shall rename this painting "How You Dune?"

Posted by: Muldoon Dice Clay at July 30, 2015 11:54 AM (NeFrd)

75 62
I'm bound off for Greenland
And ready to sail
In hopes to find riches
In hunting the whale
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30

You will freeze. Tar Heel guy

Sand dunes? Nah, looks like snow drifts to me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 11:55 AM (QyBQv)

76 So how many strokes does a Saarlac count as?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:56 AM (FHvBv)

77 I personally can't stand the beach for swimming. Traumatic memories of jellyfish stings. I don't mind walking beaches, but even then the sand is a PITA to clean up. I'm happy with a good pool (as long as there's no littl'uns pissing in it).

Posted by: logprof at July 30, 2015 11:56 AM (8TGfE)

78
Whales? Someone fetch me my my whale mortar.

Posted by: Horse at July 30, 2015 11:56 AM (jtStN)

79
"Farewell to Tarwathie", Judy Collins.
Perhaps the right music for a Nantucket painting.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pzqueoo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:56 AM (9mTYi)

80 Shai-Hulud!

Posted by: Fremen at July 30, 2015 11:56 AM (MRNTl)

81 There once was a dune in Nantucket....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 30, 2015 11:57 AM (VAsIq)

82 2
Would you recommend using a 9 iron for that bunker?

Posted by: fly gal at July 30, 2015 10:15 AM (qtTCU)

I'd recommend bug spray.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 11:57 AM (0FSuD)

83 Depending on how plugged the ball is, I'd use the only Ping Zing worth buying, the sand wedge.

That thing is like a hatchet.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 30, 2015 11:57 AM (Iyg03)

84 The number of grains of sand in that dune is but a fraction of the number of rapes suffered at the hands of men every single day.

Posted by: Feminist art critic at July 30, 2015 11:57 AM (2Ojst)

85 Did everyone notice in the Dump thread linked story on Billy Clinton's mistress, in the final part of the story, there was a reference to how the Secret Service women agents hate being assigned to Biden's detail? Apparently he likes to show them his wang.

Top. Men.

I'm thinking I might vote for Fiorina just so the scandals have some variety.

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 11:58 AM (LISuA)

86 And I see someone beat me to that by 60+ comments.

Worth a shot.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 30, 2015 11:58 AM (VAsIq)

87 Time for a pin-up?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/selection-du-weekend-150-14.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:58 AM (FHvBv)

88 Shai Hulud!

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 30, 2015 11:58 AM (Ta3hG)

89 88 Shai Hulud!
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 30, 2015 11:58 AM (Ta3hG)

Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)

90 Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm!

Posted by: Insomniac

Au contraire!
*unzips fly*

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 30, 2015 12:00 PM (VAsIq)

91 Oh, and don't walk out there, those damn things you step on will get you.

What are those prickly things called? Trouble.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 12:00 PM (0FSuD)

92 *LICK*

Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 30, 2015 12:01 PM (8TGfE)

93
Good read, "The Loss of the Ship Essex, Sunk by a Whale".

The Essex was the inspiration for "Moby Dick".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 12:01 PM (9mTYi)

94 cockle-burrs?

Which also aptly describes most insufferable Progressives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 12:01 PM (FHvBv)

95 Isn't there a movie supposed to be coming out about what happened to Essex?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 12:02 PM (FHvBv)

96 Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm!

The spice must flow!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 12:02 PM (om5+S)

97 Organized baseball was played on Nantucket before Doubleday actually got around to "inventing" the game.

The current local league has a team called the Tuckernuck Ducks.

www.nantucketbaseball.com

In the early days the game was played by shipmates from the whaling ships:

t surprisingly, the baseball itself was made from tightly wound baleen strips and covered with
the rubbery skin of the sperm whale flipper."

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at July 30, 2015 12:03 PM (NeFrd)

98 The number of grains of sand in that dune is but a fraction of the
number of rapes suffered at the hands of men every single day.

Or the number of blacks shot by white cops...

Black Lives Matter!

Posted by: Colin at July 30, 2015 12:03 PM (pU8wz)

99 Isn't El Commandante Zero headed to his taxpayer-funded Vineyard visit pretty soon? Free ice cream cones for the whole island!

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 12:03 PM (LISuA)

100 Secret Service women agents hate being assigned to Biden's detail? Apparently he likes to show them his wang.

Here it is :

http://tinyurl.com/p2q5wgn

Posted by: Little Joe Biden at July 30, 2015 12:03 PM (W5DcG)

101 I'm perfectly serious. And don't call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Shirley at July 30, 2015 12:04 PM (QiBX8)

102 >>Isn't there a movie supposed to be coming out about what happened to Essex?

In the Heart of the Sea (book has same title), and Chris Hemsworth is in it.

http://news.moviefone.com/2015/07/29/
in-the-heart-of-the-sea-movie-set-chris-hemsworth-500-calorie-starvation/

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 12:04 PM (NOIQH)

103 Weapon of Choice - https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 12:05 PM (FHvBv)

104 Secret Service women agents hate being assigned to Biden's detail? Apparently he likes to show them his wang.

Here it is :

http://tinyurl.com/p2q5wgn

Posted by: Little Joe Biden at July 30, 2015 12:03 PM (W5DcG)

How many clicked the link hoping to see the real thing?

Posted by: Colin at July 30, 2015 12:06 PM (pU8wz)

105 Depending on how plugged the ball is, I'd use the only Ping Zing worth buying, the sand wedge.

***

"Like an old man sending back soup at a deli."

Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at July 30, 2015 12:06 PM (NeFrd)

106 I'm perfectly serious. And don't call me Ishmael.
Posted by: Shirley

Can Fred or Jerry call you?
Um, asking for friends.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 12:06 PM (om5+S)

107 >>Secret Service women agents hate being assigned to Biden's detail? Apparently he likes to show them his wang.

But remember: Clarence Thomas is the biggest pervert/sexual harassment lovin' boss evah!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 12:07 PM (NOIQH)

108 Isn't there a movie supposed to be coming out about what happened to Essex?
Posted by: Anna
-------------
? Don't know. It is one hell off a story.

BTW, along the southern East coast the prickly stickies are called 'sand spurs'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 12:07 PM (9mTYi)

109 After the ship capsized everybody climbed aboard my dinghy...

Posted by: Joe Biden doing the backstroke. at July 30, 2015 12:08 PM (NeFrd)

110 Geez. I just love the single ply tp here at work. It really allows you to get in touch with yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 12:09 PM (om5+S)

111 If I recall correctly (?), they drew straws in one of the Essex's boats to see who would be killed and eaten.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 12:09 PM (9mTYi)

112 Mike, and Shemp Smith missed it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 12:10 PM (FHvBv)

113 Geez. I just love the single ply tp here at work. It really allows you to get in touch with yourself.

****

What world do you live in where nobody has invented folding?

Posted by: Joe Biden doing the backstroke. at July 30, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd)

114
Geez. I just love the single ply tp here at work. It really allows you to get in touch with yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 12:09 PM (om5+S)

--------------------

Huma takes care of that kinda' stuff for me...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 12:11 PM (HSmrB)

115 Why am I suddenly picturing Joey Bidet as the new Tidy Bowl Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 12:11 PM (FHvBv)

116
BTW, along the southern East coast the prickly stickies are called 'sand spurs'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 12:07 PM (9mTYi)

****

In New Jersey they are called hypodermic syringes.

Posted by: Joe Biden doing the backstroke. at July 30, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd)

117 Dingy dinghy thingy sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 12:12 PM (NeFrd)

118 On top of the early beginnings of Bill's sexcapades stories, Hilldogger is also the subject of more bribery and corruption stories today. Get used to it, Democrats, 'cause these stories will be never-ending.

Even Time magazine is getting queasy about her falling polling numbers, especially about the 57% of America thinks she's a crook (!!).

Camille Paglia says she thinks Hillary is dropping out soon. Personally, I think she won't go until she tries to do another 60 Minutes type mea culpa interview. Can't wait for that!

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 12:13 PM (LISuA)

119 Why am I suddenly picturing Joey Bidet as the new Tidy Bowl Man?

****

Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 12:13 PM (NeFrd)

120 Nood dentist

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)

121
In New Jersey they are called hypodermic syringes.

Posted by: Joe Biden doing the backstroke. at July 30, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd)

......................

Okay,, that caused a chuckle..

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 12:14 PM (HSmrB)

122 New Axe deodorant commercial:

"Call me! I shmell...

...good."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2015 12:16 PM (NeFrd)

123 Josh Earnest today: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream".

Ayatollah Khamenei: "This is too easy."

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2015 12:18 PM (LISuA)

124 There once was a dune in Nantucket

I once knew a man from Nantucket..

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 12:33 PM (C278+)

125 Ahhh, Cali's a wonder. And some of the people too.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 30, 2015 11:52 AM (abx5/)

**********

Not being from those parts, earlier this year I was having lunch at the Whale Watcher Cafe (or something like that) near Big Sur and sure enough, a whale came along, which gave me the opportunity to yell, "Thar she blows!" It was a crowd pleaser. The best part about it was a French group that had to have it explained to them in French, then I got a delayed laugh about a minute later.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 30, 2015 12:44 PM (5f5bM)

126 Maybe I'm overthinking this, but you know that alcoholism runs in both sides of Biden's family, and he is a teetotaler, right? Doing whiskey ads would seem ... problematic, at best?

(Which makes the sad part of all his "Joe being Joe" antics that he doesn't even have being drunk as a possible excuse.)

Posted by: southcentralpa at July 30, 2015 02:11 PM (7YZbv)

127 You guys should check out this message from Jared Taylor to Ace, politely explaining why he should stop being a cuckservative: http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/an-open-letter-to-cuckservatives/

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