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Paul Schaub/Schaub, "Rowing Alone" (1962)

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1 How we are feeling in this place we thought we knew called the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 09:58 AM (rNQTc)

2 You can't willow the music!

"I Think We All Knew This To Be True"

*strums guitar*

*sings*

There's a Starman,

Inside Mick's brown starfish

He'd like to cum then tell us

But he thinks he'd blow our minds

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:00 AM (KUa85)

3 That guy forgot his clients.

Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 10:01 AM (tFNnl)

4 Which is a recipe for a nice day on the water. But his tip is going to suffer.

Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 10:02 AM (tFNnl)

5 his partner sleeps with the fishes..

Posted by: Mordineus at July 31, 2015 10:03 AM (tjuki)

6 We're sailing on a strange boat
Heading for a strange shore
We're sailing on a strange boat
Heading for a strange shore
Carrying the strangest cargo
That was ever hauled aboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1MogcDNYF4

Posted by: The Waterboys at July 31, 2015 10:04 AM (KUa85)

7 Is this a metaphor for masturbation?

Posted by: NotCoach at July 31, 2015 10:04 AM (rsudF)

8 I see Fredo's fishing pole in the bottom of the boat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 10:04 AM (oZr5y)

9
With what is happening in Calais, France, I hope everyone is watching.
Desperate people trying to into Britain to get the benefits.. what a mess.
Looking at the pic in the Mail online, not sure what to think about that mess.

Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2015 10:04 AM (pU8wz)

10 Little man in the boat!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 31, 2015 10:05 AM (WDySP)

11
Jagger and Bowie? Pfft! Laurence Olivier and Danny Kaye. Or Chuck Connors and Don Rickles (rumored).

Desi Arnaz and Cesar Romero (cuban sammcihes).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:06 AM (St6BJ)

12 I love these art threads.

rdbrewer: How do you find the things you decide to post?

Posted by: Mr. Fosi at July 31, 2015 10:06 AM (xx2Wn)

13
I did something similar to this.

Link in nick.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2015 10:06 AM (JtwS4)

14
Alternate post title:

Republican Failboat

Posted by: Soothsayer II, twelve-time Top Commenter at July 31, 2015 10:06 AM (DCZQF)

15 Pro Tip: You go faster if you put the oars in the water.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (oZr5y)

16
Anyone here old enough to remember the pilot for Rod Serling's "Night Gallery?"

Now THAT was a creepy movie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (St6BJ)

17 Hector the Molester says he's not a leftist but he is a delusional, dishonest, anti-social prick who, based upon his illusory moral and intellectual superiority, thinks he has a duty to tell better people than himself what to think and that spells leftist.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (ee9LE)

18 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (kff5f)

19
I'm referencing the man in the boat @16.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (St6BJ)

20 I found SCUBA Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:07 AM (kff5f)

21 #9 Camp of the Saints. The book that predicted it all.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 10:08 AM (VcOqI)

22 In one sense, don't we all row alone?

Posted by: Grump928(c) waxes philosophical at July 31, 2015 10:08 AM (evdj2)

23 Is that painting before or after he lost all his guns?

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (DeRoy)

24
The sniper lost his rifle over the side.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (fKmBJ)

25
Dammit Chi.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (fKmBJ)

26 Well that's nice.
Where's the whale?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (NOIQH)

27 Shanty towns are what happen when Socialists control the government. When knowing someone in government is more important than having a productive skill or knowing a profitable trade.

Shanty towns are what happens when government gives away money in a vain attempt to avoid food riots.

Posted by: Pyro Maniac at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (GUYdO)

28
He wasn't alone when he left. Let's hope he took Hector with him.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2015 10:09 AM (BO/km)

29
Im rewatching Buck Rogers lately (beedee beedee beedee) and Markie Post was in the 4th episode. She was a total fox in 1979.

Posted by: Soothsayer II, twelve-time Top Commenter at July 31, 2015 10:10 AM (DCZQF)

30 Puffington Ho is announcing some major ebola vaccine breakthrough.

Translation: fetal tissue is useful so lay off Planned Final Solution-hood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:10 AM (St6BJ)

31 >>>rdbrewer: How do you find the things you decide to post?

My friend from Turkey, @zeynepppnyz. I usually pick and choose from what she tweets. I find a thing or two on my own also.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2015 10:10 AM (Iyg03)

32 So is that Joey Bidet practising to be the Tidy Bowl Man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 10:11 AM (rNQTc)

33 Hmmm...

Now I have "The Cat Came Back" stuck in my head.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:11 AM (kff5f)

34 "Board" with Rowing

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at July 31, 2015 10:12 AM (hiT/m)

35

I'm referencing the man in the boat @16.

He's a myth.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:12 AM (oVJmc)

36 Wait there's no wake. That's just a cutout of black construction paper pasted on some plywood.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2015 10:12 AM (BO/km)

37
Ishmael? That you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:13 AM (St6BJ)

38
Cecil the Lion's Burial at Sea

headed for Davey Jone's Den Floor in front of the fireplace.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:13 AM (KUa85)

39 Seven pissed off passengers are standing on the deck of the Titanic watching this prick row off by himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 10:13 AM (oZr5y)

40 35 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:12 AM (oVJmc)

"Night Gallery" pilot, third episode. Richard Kiley.

Get it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:14 AM (St6BJ)

41 Does our dope-smoking, stoner president even have enough clearance to read his own classified signature nuke deal with Iran?

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 10:14 AM (UzPAd)

42 Sniper never had it so easy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2015 10:15 AM (R0Re7)

43 Good News: Extra gruel for lunch

Bad News: Cap'n wants to try out his new water skis this afternoon.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:15 AM (NeFrd)

44 Float trip on the North Platte. Me and Warren and a guide. We were just killin' it. Boated so many fish we almost swamped.

You didn't even need to hook'm, just wave the fly over the water and the trout would jump into the boat!

Posted by: Pyro Maniac at July 31, 2015 10:15 AM (GUYdO)

45 So, Tallulah Bankead. Where's John Hodiak, Walter Slezak, Hume Cronyn and William Bendix?

Incidentally, off to the right is a newspaper with the "Reduce-O" advert floating by . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:15 AM (St6BJ)

46 Can we get back to talking about how much we hate lions? That's the only reason I come here.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:15 AM (oVJmc)

47 But his tip is going to suffer.
Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 10:02 AM (tFNnl)

Then he should keep it in his pants!

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

48 Amex and American Cancer Society have stopped donating to Planned Parenthood. I'm not sure why the ACS was donating to them to begin with, particularly since they live on donations.

http://tinyurl.com/p9u225o

Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 31, 2015 10:16 AM (39g3+)

49 I'm not a witch, I'm a oarlock.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:17 AM (NeFrd)

50 Yea lions will eat you. Why should I give a crap?

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2015 10:17 AM (BO/km)

51 Watch out for rabbits!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 31, 2015 10:17 AM (zHvpi)

52 Can we get back to talking about how much we hate lions? That's the only reason I come here.

Hey the "Lion King" is now "Cecil The Lion King"

Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2015 10:17 AM (pU8wz)

53 This is just how it looked.

With Jimmy Carter all alone in the boat on the quiet pond.

Just before... I struck.

Posted by: The Killer Rabbit at July 31, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)

54 I'm not sure why the ACS was donating to them to begin with, particularly since they live on donations.

There's strangely incestuous relationships with a lot of charities. Some even funnel money to the Clinton Foundation.

How they justify that is anybody's guess.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:19 AM (oVJmc)

55 Oh Great! I have been waiting to go fishing since I got here to Iowa and Trump said he would take me out on the lake and it looks like the boat is here.

My little secret for catching big ones is to say a little "Hail Mary" before I dip my pole in the water....

"Hail Mary...full of grace...the BOOM!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 31, 2015 10:19 AM (D0NZx)

56 And yes, Jagger and Bowie; anyone who has seen this video knew it already:

https://youtu.be/9G4jnaznUoQ

Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 31, 2015 10:19 AM (39g3+)

57 Pretty decent sized boat for one man to row.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:19 AM (LA7Cm)

58 Richard Kiley is dead?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 31, 2015 10:20 AM (RFeQD)

59 "48 Amex and American Cancer Society have stopped donating to Planned Parenthood. I'm not sure why the ACS was donating to them to begin with, particularly since they live on donations.

http://tinyurl.com/p9u225o
Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 31, 2015 10:16 AM (39g3+)"

__________________________________________________

I wonder if the Susan G. Komen Foundation will use this opportunity to sever ties with this Satan loving organization. Remember they were shamed into continuing ties with PP in the past by outraged SJWs when SGK dared to attempt to sever ties a few years back.

Posted by: NotCoach at July 31, 2015 10:20 AM (rsudF)

60 There's strangely incestuous relationships with a lot of charities. Some even funnel money to the Clinton Foundation.

And that's why you need to be very reluctant to donate to any of these guys, unless you are very sure how that money is going to be spent. There are a few worthy charities out there, but not many, and none of the big names.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (39g3+)

61 This art thread brought to you by Evinrude.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (oVJmc)

62 Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:17 AM (NeFrd)

You're gonna get a paddling if keep up with the boat puns.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (KUa85)

63 Richard Fernandez's excellent post on the PP scandal. The end is a kicker:

The people who in the videos merrily describe the prices they can obtain for this or that body part may one day be old and as helpless as the infants they have dismembered. Then they will be in the care of men like themselves. And on that far day these young --- then old --- may want water. On what grounds will they demand it? On what basis will they ask for care, love or compassion?

Perhaps the ultimate argument for the belief in God is history's lesson that we have no reason to expect mercy from men. Our sole hope, illogical as it may seem, in betting that God will have mercy on us is the certainty that Planned Parenthood won't.

And he's goes Godwin earlier in the post - hard not to.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

64 56 And yes, Jagger and Bowie; anyone who has seen this video knew it already:

https://youtu.be/9G4jnaznUoQ
Posted by: Johnny Cash at July 31, 2015 10:19 AM (39g3+)

Jagger always dances like he has a rabid weasel in his pants.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

65 While getting ready for work this morning listening to talk radio with some host extorting all conservatives to vote for Jeb if it comes down to him and Hillary. Callers kept saying no - if that is the choice then they will stay home.

What no one asked him is what is the difference between the two? Genitals don't count.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (oiNtH)

66 So... no one else from my consulting company is here today except one BA who works on the far side of the building from me.

It's kind of lonely in here.

OTOH, there's a non-zero chance I could get away without wearing pants for the rest of the work day...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)

67 >>I wonder if the Susan G. Komen Foundation will use this opportunity to sever ties with this Satan loving organization.

The people who wanted to sever ties were ousted from Komen.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (NOIQH)

68 "You're gonna get a paddling if keep up with the boat puns. "

You'll wind up leaving a lot of bad jokes in your wake.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (LA7Cm)

69 That guy in the boat looks like he just had a stroke.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:23 AM (NeFrd)

70 Montgomery Clift after Shelly Winters leaves the boat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2015 10:23 AM (W5DcG)

71
I don't know if you heard about it but some kook wants to put Jimmy Carter on Stone Mountain next to Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Stonewall Jackson. If they do they should show him in a boat wielding a paddle.

Or they can replace Davis, Lee, and Jackson with Angela Davis, Shelia Jackson Lee, and Jesse Jackson Jr and add Carter. Then maybe they will shut up about it.

Posted by: freaked at July 31, 2015 10:23 AM (BO/km)

72 I heard many years ago that Jagger and Bowie had done it. They're both bi. How is that news?

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (u0lmX)

73 I must protest this disgusting painting featuring a man hanging out with two filthy oars.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (oVJmc)

74 These boat puns are going to start a major row, aren't they?

That said, they're keeling me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (kff5f)

75 @63

Stone cold reality.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (LA7Cm)

76
There's strangely incestuous relationships with a lot of charities. Some even funnel money to the Clinton Foundation.

My bet is that there's tax advantages that get parceled out to the charity executives and large donors, over and above the normal contribution writeoffs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (fKmBJ)

77 STROKE!

Posted by: Garrett at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (tFNnl)

78 Hey, look how small that guy's dinghy is!

**Muntz laugh**

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (NeFrd)

79 A missed opportunity to do something nice with the oars reflecting on the water. Not to mention there should also be a reflection of the man. sigh

I'm only shitting on this one because it comes from the school of art where they were not taught basics and went straight to abstract. The beginnings of hippie shit.

Posted by: Dang at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (2oWD2)

80 *sings*

I only have eyes canoe, dear.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (KUa85)

81 So...anyone comment on the boater's coxswain yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (NOIQH)

82 Anyone know that guy's capsize?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (kff5f)

83 Jagger always dances like he has a rabid weasel in his pants.

H8r.

Posted by: North American Rabid Weasel Fetishists Association (NARWFA) at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

84 "These boat puns are going to start a major row, aren't they? "

They have little bearing on this situation.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:25 AM (LA7Cm)

85 Rowing alone in a sea of mayonnaise.

Posted by: Todd Rundgren at July 31, 2015 10:26 AM (tBH1d)

86 On the lighter side:

Man tries to get cat arrested for eating his bacon. (USA Today)

Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2015 10:26 AM (pU8wz)

87 Have to wonder how many weapons are at the bottom of that lake

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:26 AM (fWAjv)

88
These boat puns are going to start a major row, aren't they?

That said, they're keeling me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM (kff5f)

Most of these puns just sail right over my head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:26 AM (fKmBJ)

89 Man tries to get cat arrested for eating his bacon. (USA Today)

Bacon is an important thing. I might have to put down my cat (if I had a cat) for stealing my bacon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:26 AM (kff5f)

90 The people who in the videos merrily describe the prices they can obtain for this or that body part may one day be old and as helpless as the infants they have dismembered.

My mom is afraid, given the way society is going, that she'll end up being starved to death or killed for being too old and sick. I stopped telling her the most horrific news, it just doesn't help her any.

The way our culture is trending, its a matter of time before we start "compassionately euthanizing" the elderly. They're such a drain on Obamacare, and are so miserable. They can't even have sex, can you imagine a worse fate? So old, its better to just let them go. And by "let" we mean "make."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (39g3+)

91 " So...anyone comment on the boater's coxswain yet?"

I can't even begin to fathom the question.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (LA7Cm)

92 "You're gonna get a paddling if keep up with the boat puns. "

****

That's a pretty stern warning.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (NeFrd)

93 Someone prop up this thread. The bad puns are really sinking it.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (DHTbM)

94 "Thank you Planned Parenthood. God bless you!"

-- Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, mmm, mmm

They should play a clip of him saying that EVERY TIME they run one of these undercover vids on TV or over the internetz

Posted by: OCD Con at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (ZYzBq)

95
You're gonna get a paddling if keep up with the boat puns.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (KUa85)

My, we're rather stern today.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:27 AM (fKmBJ)

96 "Man tries to get cat arrested for eating his bacon. (USA Today)"

Hehehe....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (LA7Cm)

97 >>>I must protest this disgusting painting featuring a man hanging out with two filthy oars.<<<

It's part of the package when you buy a johnboat.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (UzPAd)

98 >>There's strangely incestuous relationships with a lot of charities. Some even funnel money to the Clinton Foundation.

Apparently PP's Cecile Richard's is on the Ford Foundation board of trustees.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (NOIQH)

99 *insert Nelson Muntz HAAA HAAA

Florida County Enrages The NAACP: Removes Confederate Battle Flag, Replaces It With Different Version Of Confederate Flag

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (fWAjv)

100
Dammit Muldoon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (fKmBJ)

101 If it is the goal of [some shadowy evil entity] to make me so sick of the news and current events that I begin to quit even monitoring them,

it's working.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (BZAd3)

102 Looks like the guy is about to go over the falls. Metaphor?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (uXsZy)

103 Boat-jacker scum.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (MQEz6)

104 Man tries to get cat arrested for eating his bacon. (USA Today)

My mother-in-law, who's as crazy as she is stupid, used to rave about having her cats arrested.

Posted by: North American Rabid Weasel Fetishists Association (NARWFA) at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (oVJmc)

105 Nice.

I'd love to comment on this, but I'm swamped.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (z3G/+)

106 What no one asked him is what is the difference between the two? Genitals don't count.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (oiNtH)

HERE HERE!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (zt+N6)

107 "Someone prop up this thread. The bad puns are really sinking it."

We'll try to buoy it with witty repartee.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:29 AM (LA7Cm)

108 Great. Someone just had to barge in with the boat jokes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 31, 2015 10:29 AM (V1M8q)

109 "My mom is afraid, given the way society is going, that she'll end up
being starved to death or killed for being too old and sick."

Nonsense. It's a harmless skit.

How old is she again?

Posted by: Happy Fun Camp Activities Director at July 31, 2015 10:29 AM (noWW6)

110 Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

Fernandez is great. And I'm tired of people dismissively saying "Godwin!" whenever someone brings up the Nazis. What about when people are acting like Nazis?

"Godwin's law" which was originally formulated because people (usually the left) were calling their political opponents Nazis for completely trivial reasons has now become a way of dodging the issue - as if the Nazis were a completely unique and separate species and that sort of dehumanization can never occur again. In fact, it has occurred over and over and over again in countless ways since the Third Reich fell.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 31, 2015 10:30 AM (u0lmX)

111 They should play a clip of him saying that EVERY TIME they run one of these undercover vids on TV or over the internetz

And one from Hillary at the end praising them. Or reversed. Every single one. Help people remember how much these leftists love PP.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:30 AM (39g3+)

112 67 >>I wonder if the Susan G. Komen Foundation will use this opportunity to sever ties with this Satan loving organization.

The people who wanted to sever ties were ousted from Komen.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (NOIQH)

Makes sense. Women who can't make it out of the womb alive have 0% chance of developing breast cancer. Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at July 31, 2015 10:30 AM (u9OP6)

113 "Apparently PP's Cecile Richard's is on the Ford Foundation board of trustees."

I think the Ford Foundation funds some African development program at the U of Notre Dame, but I'm sure the irony won't trouble some people there.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 10:30 AM (z3G/+)

114 "Man tries to get cat arrested for eating his bacon. (USA Today)"
------------------------------
I heard that 911 call this morning. Or some of it. Sounded like Ireland?

Dude calls, says "my girlfriend is letting my cat eat my bacon."
Without missing a beat, operator asks "the girlfriend or the cat?"

F'ing hilarious.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:30 AM (DHTbM)

115
108 Great. Someone just had to barge in with the boat jokes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 31, 2015 10:29 AM (V1M8q)

Relax, the tide will turn.

Jib 2016!!

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2015 10:31 AM (MQEz6)

116 I shall rename this painting:

"The Boater's Dilemma-- Row versus Wade"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:31 AM (NeFrd)

117 Shit. I lost a sentence. ..."let my cat eat my bacon. I want her arrested."

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (DHTbM)

118 That said, they're keeling me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 31, 2015 10:24 AM

You just have to read the hull thing, AllenG.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (rCmeG)

119 >>>My friend from Turkey...

That explains why more than a few of the artists are Turkish or have a Turkish connection.

Thanks!

Posted by: Mr. Fosi at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (xx2Wn)

120 So after Bruce heals from mangling his body completely, how long before the Playboy spread? I mean they already did a pictorial on a trannie in the 90s.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (39g3+)

121 I keel you!

Posted by: Ahmed the Punster at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (JtwS4)

122 >>Makes sense. Women who can't make it out of the womb alive have 0% chance of developing breast cancer. Mission accomplished!

Except there is a correlation between breast cancer among women who have had an abortion. Shhhhhhh!

Apparently one of the Komen execs who left because of the PP mess wrote a book about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM (NOIQH)

123 I was afraid the puns might have torpedoed the thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:33 AM (LA7Cm)

124 What no one asked him is what is the difference between the two?

Genitals don't count.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:22 AM (oiNtH)

I don't know about that.

Mine's good at dividing beavers.

Too early?

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:33 AM (KUa85)

125 "The Boater's Dilemma-- Row versus Wade"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:31 AM (NeFrd)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 31, 2015 10:33 AM (u0lmX)

126 It is appropriate, even necessary, to bring up what Hitler was doing when discussing PP.
It's the same level of callous inhumanity.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:34 AM (NOIQH)

127
Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was "sexually assaulted" by airport security in San Francisco.

You seem -- surprised.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 10:34 AM (kdS6q)

128 You're gonna get a paddling if keep up with the boat puns.

Waves

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2015 10:34 AM (R0Re7)

129 "The Boater's Dilemma-- Row versus Wade"

*Bows*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:34 AM (LA7Cm)

130 >>I was afraid the puns might have torpedoed the thread.

Nope, but the thread is feeling a bit rudderless.
Here's hoping the tide changes!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (NOIQH)

131 "My mom is afraid, given the way society is going, that she'll end up being starved to death or killed for being too old and sick."

Worth noting that under the NHS in Britain (per the previous thread, the same Britain which our East Coast mandarinate worship and emulate) they have the infamous Liverpool Care Pathway for the unwell elderly.

The Pathway has been around for a while. But in recent years, the NHS have begun to implement it on patients without even notifying immediate family first. Something of a surprise for those Brits who don't or can't visit their elders twice a week.

Hey, there's someone in Mom's hospital bed, and it's not her. What's going on here?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (noWW6)

132 Speaking of boats, I once observed an umbilical hernia repair done by the Chief of Navel Operations.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (NeFrd)

133 These boat jokes have gone overboard, for sure.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (MQEz6)

134 So after Bruce heals from mangling his body
completely, how long before the Playboy spread? I mean they already did
a pictorial on a trannie in the 90s.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:32 AM

Never liked Playboy's wimminz. Too much airbrush, too much silicone.

And I once met a Playmate. She had awful skin and was neither particularly bright nor pleasant. I prefer local talent, flaws and all.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (rCmeG)

135 127
Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was "sexually assaulted" by airport security in San Francisco.

You seem -- surprised.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 10:34 AM (kdS6q)

The question is whether or not he enjoyed himself. (It IS San Francisco.)

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

136 Sorry if this has been covered but if it's true, PP is implanting baby parts into rats. Nasty pics warning if you just ate.

http://tinyurl.com/p2yxlb5

Posted by: dartist at July 31, 2015 10:36 AM (ahBY0)

137 125 "The Boater's Dilemma-- Row versus Wade"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:31 AM (NeFrd)

Well played, sir.
Posted by: Donna V
------------------------------
Very well played, indeed.
You really do have to bow at his wit sometimes.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:36 AM (DHTbM)

138 "Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was 'sexually assaulted' by airport security in San Francisco."

Oh, THAT Morrissey.

I thought it was Poppin' Fresh.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2015 10:36 AM (noWW6)

139 As I'm led to understand, pregnancy is a massive change in a woman's body. All sorts of things happen once new life kicks in. With abortion, it's like that whole natural process comes to a sudden, screeching halt. The woman's body then goes WTF??!?!?!?!, gears fly off, oil spills, stuff crashes, electrical goes haywire, an entire natural ramping-up suddenly starts ramping ... with nowhere to go.

It shouldn't surprise anyone that the consequences for the woman's body are huge, and often negative.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 10:36 AM (z3G/+)

140 Needs a trolling motor. Then he could hold his rod.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2015 10:37 AM (bynk/)

141 Good news.

Not that I ever watch it but the 'The Ed Show' is being cancelled.

Where else will they find a drunk old white guy to host a show. Matthews is already taken.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:37 AM (fWAjv)

142 Drug smuggler? Coyote?

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 31, 2015 10:37 AM (3ZtZW)

143 >>The Boater's Dilemma-- Row versus Wade"

Nice. The rest of us are left in your wake.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:37 AM (NOIQH)

144 I thought it was Poppin' Fresh. Posted by: torquewrench at July 31, 2015 10:36 AM

No, torquewrench, not even a TSA employee would go there....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2015 10:38 AM (rCmeG)

145 Florida County Enrages The NAACP: Removes Confederate Battle Flag, Replaces It With Different Version Of Confederate Flag
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:28 AM (fWAjv)

That's pretty funny...

Posted by: Lea at July 31, 2015 10:39 AM (lIU4e)

146 "Poppin' Fresh"

This one sailed right past me.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 10:39 AM (z3G/+)

147 "Where else will they find a drunk old white guy to host a show. Matthews is already taken."

mumble mumble BLARGH!

::: falls off chair, vomits on self :::

Posted by: Bob Beckel at July 31, 2015 10:39 AM (noWW6)

148 It is appropriate, even necessary, to bring up what Hitler was doing when discussing PP.
It's the same level of callous inhumanity.

Sure. People ask how someone like Hitler could rise to power, how on earth Germany went so nuts, so evil. I struggled with this question in my most recent book.

Look at these videos. That's how. You pick a cause and push it no matter what the price, and the step by step corruption into horror is inevitable. Nazis didn't start out wanting to kill all Jews, Slavs, Gypsies, Epileptics, Insane people, etc, etc. They were deporting them, at first.

The first concentration camps were work camps. It was only once they figured out they were just deporting people into areas they were about to take over anyway that they came up with the "final solution."

Its a cascade, one evil follows another, and as your conscience is seared, you lose the ability to judge right and wrong. It all seems so reasonable, and the shock and horror people display is ridiculous to you.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:40 AM (39g3+)

149 mumble mumble BLARGH!

::: falls off chair, vomits on self :::

Posted by: Bob Beckel at July 31, 2015 10:39 AM (noWW6)

You're more into pills no?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:40 AM (fWAjv)

150
Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he
was "sexually assaulted" by airport security in San Francisco.

I support the new, more focused mission for the TSA.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:40 AM (oVJmc)

151 Wonder if the Girl Scouts are going to keep any association with PP. So sad that an organization that I loved as a kid has gone down this awful road.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (oiNtH)

152 Not sure this made national news, but the Denver PP in the video released yesterday? It's currently being charged for providing an abortion to a minor (13 year old) without parental consent. Seems she was brought in by her abuser, who needed to vamoose the evidence of the abuse. PP failed to report the suspected abuse so it continued after the abortion. The abuser is now in jail.

Tell us again how you care about women and girls?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (NOIQH)

153 Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was 'sexually assaulted' by airport security in San Francisco.

Notice meeeee!! Why won't anyone pay attention to me any more!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (39g3+)

154 Hey! I got yer blue moon right here!

https://youtu.be/v0fy1HeJv80

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2015 10:42 AM (so+oy)

155 Booby hatch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)

156 Liverpool Care Pathway"

Logan's Run - it's not just a bad 70's flick with nudidity n' stuff - it's a plan!

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 31, 2015 10:42 AM (C9pBZ)

157 "So sad that an organization that I loved as a kid has gone down this awful road. "

So many have. I the little Scout years ago. Dead to me now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:43 AM (LA7Cm)

158 Liszt @ 152
You forgot to mention that they released her to that same abuser. Of course, after ripping her baby out of her for a fee.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 10:43 AM (DHTbM)

159 You really do have to bow at his wit"

I bow to no, er, man parts.

(well, there was this time in gay Parieee)

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 31, 2015 10:43 AM (C9pBZ)

160 Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (NOIQH)

13 years old?!

I really don't understand how a school nurse can't give an 18 year old an advil without a note from his parents, while a shady "clinic" can perform out patient surgery (with anesthesia) on a 13 year old without notifying her parents and its no big deal.

Not even getting in to the abortion part or the moral / ethical / religious aspects.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:44 AM (AkOaV)

161 Where else will they find a drunk old white guy to host a show. Matthews is already taken.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:37 AM (fWAjv)

*waves arms* I'm free in about 18 months!

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at July 31, 2015 10:44 AM (8hctH)

162 It is appropriate, even necessary, to bring up what Hitler was doing when discussing PP.
It's the same level of callous inhumanity.

In fairness, Hitler took his inspiration from PP's founder.

Posted by: Grump928(c) waxes philosophical at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (evdj2)

163 Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

PP.....huh?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

164 You forgot to mention that they released her to that same abuser. Of course, after ripping her baby out of her for a fee.

They're all about the repeat business.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (oVJmc)

165 "Someone prop up this thread. The bad puns are really sinking it."

This place is rudderless lately.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (C278+)

166 You really do have to bow at his wit"

****

I'm halfway to my goal.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (NeFrd)

167 You forgot to mention that they released her to that same abuser. Of course, after ripping her baby out of her for a fee.

Remember back with the previous PP scandal, how they swore up and down they didn't do abortions, that they only did referrals?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (39g3+)

168 Liverpool Care Pathway"

Logan's Run - it's not just a bad 70's flick with nudidity n' stuff - it's a plan!

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 31, 2015 10:42 AM (C9pBZ)

"Bending the healthcare cost curve at both ends"

I wonder if all the jackholes over 50 who voted for Obama and Obamacare-

really understood exactly what they were voting for.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (KUa85)

169 Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was 'sexually assaulted' by airport security in San Francisco.

Yeah... Welcome to the club. We've all been sexually assaulted by airport security against our wills.

They're immune from sexual molestation laws, apparently.

Nothing you can do about it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (AkOaV)

170 *waves arms* I'm free in about 18 months!

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at July 31, 2015 10:44 AM (8hctH)

*looks on in horror

That's not an arm he's waving!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:46 AM (fWAjv)

171 163 Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

PP.....huh?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

He's from Wisconsin. They think funnel cake is awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

172 "You're more into pills no?"

Wait till you see my exclusive interview with Rick Perry.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (noWW6)

173 I really don't understand how a school nurse can't give an 18 year old an advil without a note from his parents, while a shady "clinic" can perform out patient surgery (with anesthesia) on a 13 year old without notifying her parents and its no big deal.

Same reason nobody looks very closely at their books, and why abortion clinics don't have to adhere to normal medical clinic rules. They are a protected business that no one shall question.

Again, I'll bring up the World Magazine article about the mob using abortion clinics to launder money, because nobody questions their finances.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (39g3+)

174 163 Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

PP.....huh?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

JESUS CHRIST, WALKER!

"CHEESE, WITH" How fucking complicated is that?

It's like when John Kerry ordered a cheesesteak with like provolone cheese or something.

The guys looked at him like he had a dick growing out of his forehead.

Its steak, processed cheese (think velveta), and if you get "with" you get onions and peppers.

Easy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (AkOaV)

175 The Planned Parenthood site is down.

Awwwww.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

176
Singer Morrissey blogged on his personal website Wednesday that he was 'sexually assaulted' by airport security in San Francisco.

Notice meeeee!! Why won't anyone pay attention to me any more!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (39g3+)

Oh, so the "Jane Fonda after age 70" schtick.

Roger Vadim made me have threesomes!

Sex after 70 is fabulous!

By the way, I have another movie coming out!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (fKmBJ)

177 152 Not sure this made national news, but the Denver PP in the video released yesterday? It's currently being charged for providing an abortion to a minor (13 year old) without parental consent. Seems she was brought in by her abuser, who needed to vamoose the evidence of the abuse. PP failed to report the suspected abuse so it continued after the abortion. The abuser is now in jail.

Tell us again how you care about women and girls?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:41 AM (NOIQH)

Are any of the abuser's enablers down at the Denver P(arts) P(rocurement) office going to jail for this?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (VMVmg)

178 >>> Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

Useless Philly f**ks with their dumb-a** tasteless cheesesteak bullsh*t sammiches

Posted by: Bill Burr at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (3ZtZW)

179 Again, I'll bring up the World Magazine article about the mob using abortion clinics to launder money, because nobody questions their finances.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (39g3+)

Hmmm... that actually sounds like a brilliant way to launder money...

...hmm...

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (AkOaV)

180 Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

I bet he doesn't eat it like a cringing effete retard though

http://tinyurl.com/pmudgk3

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (39g3+)

181 He's from Wisconsin. They think funnel cake is awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

Thing is the host bitching about it puts ketchup on his.

W. T. F.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

182 This place is rudderless lately.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM

What a bunch of bilge!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (rCmeG)

183 Bernie Sanders told illegals to fuck right off yesterday.

Sanders / Trump 2016!!

But seriously, how fucked up is it when the only 2 candidates for president that want to actually do something about illegals are a self proclaimed socialist and Donald Trump? We are so boned.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (0LHZx)

184 >>You forgot to mention that they released her to that same abuser. Of course, after ripping her baby out of her for a fee.

Yep, they participated in the abuse.
If she had carried the baby (or at least her parents got nvolved while she was still pregnant) the abuse would have been discovered, and the dna could have been used to confirm the abuser.
Thanks, PP!

Keep this in mind when people argue that abortion is needed in cases of rape. PP isn't helping the victims of rape - they're helping the rapists.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

185
Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

PP.....huh?

They talked about PP on Morning Joe.

Also, the right way in Philly is awful. The Philly cheesesteak is the only food in the world that gets better as you get further from the source.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)

186 Its steak, processed cheese (think velveta), and if you get "with" you get onions and peppers.

Easy.

There isn't too many things in the world better than a Philly cheesesteak sandwich with the onions and peppers.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 10:50 AM (VMVmg)

187 It's like when John Kerry ordered a cheesesteak with like provolone cheese or something.

It was swiss cheese, and tomatoes. Some places offer different stuff like that; provalone is usually okay as a sub for cheese whiz, especially now that Kraft changed the recipe.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:50 AM (39g3+)

188 >>> He's from Wisconsin. They think funnel cake is awesome.

It is awesome. Sort of. OK not really but I get it sometimes.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 31, 2015 10:50 AM (3ZtZW)

189 on hers.

It was that intellectual powerhouse Tamron Hall.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

190 >>Are any of the abuser's enablers down at the Denver P(arts) P(rocurement) office going to jail for this?

They just filed charges this week - too soon to tell.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2015 10:50 AM (NOIQH)

191 181 He's from Wisconsin. They think funnel cake is awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

Thing is the host bitching about it puts ketchup on his.

W. T. F.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

Eww, they shoot you for that at Geno's.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

192 They are reporting that the ocean where they will conduct the olympics in Brazil is too polluted due to human fecal sewage.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (iQIUe)

193 PP performs abortions on underage girls by the thousands. Most are covering up a felony.

Posted by: Grump928(c) waxes philosophical at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (evdj2)

194 >>> processed cheese (think velveta

*hurl*

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)

195 The only thing I liked about the Atlantic City boardwalk was the funnel cake.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (oiNtH)

196 Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 31, 2015 10:49 AM (0LHZx)

Because neither Bernie nor Trump are playing the typical DC politics game.

And people everywhere are beyond sick of it.

Thus... Trump and Bernie.

And I as a "severely conservative"(h/t mittbot2012) libertarianish person would absolutely vote for the avowed socialist bernie sanders over the avowed asshat Jeb Bush.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (AkOaV)

197 That's a very nice and clever wood cut.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (iQIUe)

198 Again, I'll bring up the World Magazine article
about the mob using abortion clinics to launder money, because nobody
questions their finances.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:47 AM (39g3+)

------
Hmmm... that actually sounds like a brilliant way to launder money...

...hmm...

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:48 AM (AkOaV)

Shut up! They'll start asking about my email server and that phony charity I have with the old horny goat and that little brat again!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 31, 2015 10:52 AM (8hctH)

199 so Facebook suspended a guy for posting the Marine Corps emblem. I don't use the site but I hear these kinds of stories all the time, and its always irritating/enfuriating what Facebook censors think is acceptable versus not acceptable.

When we have the "American Truth And Reconciliation Hearings" in Congress, there should be a special social media propaganda hearing and these arbiters of "community standards" should explain themselves publicly.

http://exm.nr/1haOn68

Posted by: MTF at July 31, 2015 10:52 AM (TxJGV)

200 195 The only thing I liked about the Atlantic City boardwalk was the funnel cake.
Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (oiNtH)

What about the whores though?

They have really good prices.

...Or so I hear

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:52 AM (AkOaV)

201

NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 10:52 AM (St6BJ)

202 Much will be settled in the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) has a list at July 31, 2015 10:53 AM (evdj2)

203 Cakes for birthdays in school? Banish the thought!

Indoctrinating kids on abortion, gay sex, tranny love, and my two mommy's....no problem.

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:53 AM (oiNtH)

204
Saw where Qualcom was laying off 4500 people but pushing for more H1B visas like Microsoft and Zuckerman. What scum.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 31, 2015 10:53 AM (jtStN)

205 It's like when John Kerry ordered a cheesesteak with like provolone cheese or something.

Ketchup? On a philly? I bet he puts it on hot dogs too. That's just an abomination.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 10:53 AM (39g3+)

206 Order a cheesesteak the wrong way? Reminds of the pretentious bullshit at In-and-Out.

Once was enough.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 10:54 AM (LA7Cm)

207 Mynewhandle......Don't play on that side of the boardwalk!

Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2015 10:54 AM (oiNtH)

208 *hurl*
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 31, 2015 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)

that's an authentic philly cheesesteak.

And it's actually way better with processed cheese then with normal cheese.

Normal cheese overwhelms steak. Processed cheese is just kind of glue to blob it all together.

I don't eat my cheesesteaks.

But I do hit Geno's (I know, I know, total tourist trap) from time to time when I'm passing through Philly.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:54 AM (AkOaV)

209 my=many*

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 10:54 AM (AkOaV)

210 In fairness, Hitler took his inspiration from PP's founder.

Posted by: Grump928(c) waxes philosophical at July 31, 2015 10:45 AM (evdj2)

The phrase "white racist Margaret Sanger" should be on the lips of every Republican in the upcoming fight over PP funding. It should be hung like an albatross around the neck of every PP supporter and apologist.

But here again, this is another weapon the feckless GOPe halfwits refuse to use.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 31, 2015 10:55 AM (VMVmg)

211 He has a stern look on his face...Rapist!!

Posted by: Gordian Knot of corruption at July 31, 2015 11:00 AM (LPHFE)

212 "The main meat of what he said is, 'If Congress overrides my veto, you do not get a U.S. foreign policy that reflects that vote. What you get is you pass this law and I, as president, will do everything possible to go in the other direction,'" Sherman told reporters off the House floor after the meeting.

"He's with the deal -- he's not with Congress," Sherman added. "At least to the fullest extent allowed by law, and possibly beyond what's allowed by law."

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 31, 2015 11:13 AM (e8kgV)

213 >>>10
Little man in the boat!

That didn't take long.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 31, 2015 11:18 AM (Iyg03)

214 Walker ordering a cheesesteak in Philly the 'wrong way' BREAKING NEWS at MSNBC

What?
He didn't say, "Yo! Gimme a fvcking sammich!"?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2015 11:20 AM (R0Re7)

215 Cakes for birthdays in school? Banish the thought!

Indoctrinating kids on abortion, gay sex, tranny love, and my two mommy's....no problem.

Jenny gets a birthday cake? No!
For her birthday, Jenny gets an abortion! Don't tell her mom & dad!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2015 11:23 AM (R0Re7)

216 I like cheeze.......do you?

Do you LIKE cheeze? *picks nose*

Posted by: BUCK/NEKKID 2016 at July 31, 2015 11:39 AM (5QLCg)

217 That Paul Schaub, what a character. You see what he did there, he looked at the pattern of the wood grain and got lost in it. He always was a trippy little kid and why he rows alone.

Posted by: bour3 at July 31, 2015 11:42 AM (5x3+2)

218 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at July 31, 2015 12:16 PM (NeFrd)

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