Hillary Clinton: Of Course I'm Not Asking People To Vote For Me Because I'm a Woman. I'm Asking Them To Vote For Me On the Merits. And My Merits Are, I'm a Woman.

No really it's close enough to that that it might as well be that.

"Clearly I'm not asking people to vote for me simply because I'm a woman. I'm asking people to vote for me on the merits. And I think one of the merits is I am a woman and I can bring those views and perspectives to the White House."

You can watch this old drunken cow say these words on video at the link, if you can take it.

And of course she's defending the Planned Parenthood Organ Harvesting Combines, because of course she is.

"For more than a century, Planned Parenthood has provided essential services for women," Clinton said in South Carolina.
"I think it is unfortunate that Planned Parenthood has been the object of such a concerted attack for so many years," she added, according to multiple reports.
"And it's really an attack against a woman's right to choose, to make the most personal, difficult decisions that any woman would face, based on her faith and the medical advice that she’s given."
A secretly recorded video released early last week shows a top Planned Parenthood medical doctor discussing -- between bites of salad and sips of wine-- methods to preserve livers, lungs and "intact" hearts.
A second video released Tuesday shows another Planned Parenthood official apparently negotiating the price of fetal tissue for medical research, joking, "I want a Lamborghini."

Kudos, btw, to The Hill and to Jesse Byrne for reporting that backstory pretty much straight and neutral. Amazing -- something happened that damaged the liberal coalition, and yet this story just straight-up reported what happened.

Meanwhile, in the article, you can read Bernie Sanders at least being troubled by the "tone" of the videos -- he seems then to be less left-wing than the alleged "centrist" Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM

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1 Her merits are she is an unindicted felon and a liar.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 23, 2015 06:20 PM (GpgJl)

2 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 06:20 PM (kff5f)

3 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 06:20 PM (kff5f)

4 lol @ Vic

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 23, 2015 06:20 PM (/Ho8c)

5 *brief bunker warning*

God-damned fucking priestess of God-damned fucking Moloch.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 06:21 PM (kff5f)

6 So, nothing new then? Hillary, your vagina is *not* a selling point.

OK, which GOP candidate is going to come out in favor of making birth control OTC?
This, more than just about anything, will diminish PP.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 06:21 PM (NOIQH)

7 the Planned Parenthood Organ Harvesting Combines,

It's enough to make me want to take up smoking againl.

Posted by: Gil "The Arm" Hamilton at July 23, 2015 06:21 PM (DL2i+)

8 Drunk grandmas crack me up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 23, 2015 06:21 PM (Ii765)

9 Don't forget that the voting record of avowed Socialist Bernie Sanders was to the right of Barack Obama's during the time they both were in the Senate.

Posted by: Furious George at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (UlJ3l)

10 Merit? Hillary! earned her way to being a woman? How exactly does that work?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (1CroS)

11 I've never been particularly religious, but lately I feel strangely compelled to begin reading the Bible.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (e3bId)

12 Just be thankful she hasn't cut the speech down to

"Because vagina" - followed by dropping trou.

Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (DL2i+)

13 Merit? Hillary! earned her way to being a woman? How exactly does that work?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (1CroS)

Well, first...

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Mutilated Ween at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (kff5f)

14 OK, fine, you were a *woman* Sec. of State who did nothing to protect or rescue one of your ambassadors and 30+ people who worked for him.

Bravo!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 06:23 PM (NOIQH)

15 And I think one of the merits is I am a woman and I can bring those views and perspectives to the White House.

I love the way minorities are magical when they want to be.

While grouping people with characteristics like that is raaaaaacis'.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

16 11 Weasel

You won't be disappointed!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 23, 2015 06:23 PM (l2Gqi)

17 Chillin' in Cedar Rapids makes me gassy.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:23 PM (JoIcn)

18 Under Hillary, all lesbian porn on the internet can be viewed for free.

And if you don't applaud long enough, you and your entire family will forfeit your ration cards ...

Posted by: Adriane the Horror Movie Critic ... at July 23, 2015 06:24 PM (qOsoH)

19 If there is a Trump vs Hillary debate, I will die happy.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:24 PM (cNtqS)

20 Here's my new policy suggestion, All politicians must wear cameras at all times. Imagine the shit we would hear. I would pay cash money to have had one on this administration.

If politicians are going to force cops to do it then it's good enough for them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 06:24 PM (OGm46)

21 I can tell you about the views and perspectives from under the desk in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Monica L. at July 23, 2015 06:24 PM (3/iRt)

22 OT: Cruz connects with his inner Trump

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2568849/

I would love Cruz/Fiorina as the Smart In Your Face ticket.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 06:25 PM (KUa85)

23 Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (e3bId)

That's great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 06:25 PM (OSs/l)

24 Posted by: Gil "The Arm" Hamilton at July 23, 2015 06:21 PM (DL2i+)

I've never smoked. Ever. Going to have to go straight to marijuana to combat the nausea I feel every time I see what's become of the nation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (GDulk)

25 Cankles is going to have to address Trump at some point.

Should be hillaryous

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (l2Gqi)

26 My second merit is that under my presidency Huma Abedin will have a bedroom in the White House. You'll have two for the price of one!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (FohCt)

27 >>>Meanwhile, in the article, you can read Bernie Sanders at least being
troubled by the "tone" of the videos -- he seems then to be less left-wing than the alleged "centrist" Hillary Clinton.<<<

See. And you all probably thought I was tone deaf if you heard that cd I helped record back in the 80's!

**walks off humming "This Land Is Your Land"**

Posted by: Comrade Sanders at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (z9azR)

28 Scankles will have the DHS issue a new "regulation" to have the number 666 tattooed on everybody to enable them to buy, seel, and participate in commerce.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (GpgJl)

29 Looks like Hillary is good at one thing: staying bought. She is a recipient of PP's highest honor, the Margaret Sanger award.

So, can we credit her vagina for this view and perspective of defending these monsters?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

30 Anyone who thinks Hillary! is a centrist is in for a rude awakening should she tipsily stagger into the presidency. She would make O'Bama look like a piker. We might actually see the construction of the Super Happy Camps.

Scares the shite out of me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (RwwCT)

31

Even if she thought it was horrible, she could never ever ever say so. It's her gravy train.

Money Whore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 06:27 PM (qCMvj)

32 Weasel

if you haven't read the Biblde or read it in a while Intervarsity Press has some good suggestions on how to begin reading the Bible or reading it again:

http://studentsoul.intervarsity.org/start-reading-bible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 06:27 PM (OSs/l)

33

Is Hillary a woman?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 06:27 PM (qCMvj)

34 Hillary is a woman? Objection! Arguing facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 06:28 PM (j1Wvr)

35 Maybe Hillary! could take a page from Wendy Davis and just-

prance around the stage pantless in her Pink Depends.

No need to thank me.

You're welcome for that mental image.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 06:28 PM (KUa85)

36 I can rest a whole six pack of beer on my FUPA.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:28 PM (JoIcn)

37 your opening was brilliant ace.....well done

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 06:29 PM (0O7c5)

38 Hillary doesn't want to rock the boat of the organization that funded her so heavily.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 06:29 PM (OSs/l)

39 I simply cannot imagine not having a Trump vs Hillary debate at this point. Hillary!'s embedded chips would short circuit and her aluminum support structure would collapse within five minutes of Trump's assault rhetoric.

Let's Make This Happen!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 23, 2015 06:29 PM (1CroS)

40 Like I said in another thread, Bernie is an old school European Socialist.

They where not historically as intertwined with the abortion industry from eugenics roots as the American Progressive Socialists are.

Thus Bernie can say "yes, selling baby parts is a tad concerning" while Hillary has to double down and defend planned parenthood.

They're just appealing to different parts of their base.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 06:29 PM (AkOaV)

41 I've never smoked. Ever. Going to have to go straight to marijuana to combat the nausea I feel every time I see what's become of the nation.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2015 06:26 PM (GDulk)

Oh, just seeing Ace join the Burn it Down crowd makes me want to smoke an herbal refreshment.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (qCMvj)

42 Anyone who thinks Hillary! is a centrist is in for a rude awakening
should she tipsily stagger into the presidency. She would make O'Bama
look like a piker. We might actually see the construction of the Super
Happy Camps.

I posted this in the other thread but I think it applies.

People aren't looking at voting Trump as "something different".

There is something more primal going on.

Self-defense.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (cNtqS)

43 "For more than a century, Planned Parenthood has provided essential services for women," Clinton said in South Carolina.

So essential that they have to euphemise them, fail to report cases of statutory (or not-so-statutory) rape and incest, and, oh yeah, sell parts of human babies.

"I think it is unfortunate that Planned Parenthood has been the object of such a concerted attack for so many years, because I really wish I'd gotten an abortion, or my mom had"

Fixed that for her.

"And it's really an attack against a woman's right to choose, to make the most personal, difficult decisions that any woman would face, based on her faith and the medical advice that she's given."

Bullshit you God-damned fucking priestess of fucking Moloch. No one has ever denied that when the mother's physical health (especially life) comes into conflict with the baby's health, that a "choice" one way or the other must sometimes be made. No one has ever tried to criminalize or ban that. You want people to be able to cut up human babies like they're some kind of animal or medical cadaver for profit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (kff5f)

44 We just thought she was a squat unkempt dwarf with thick glasses.

Posted by: Marine Corps Recruiting Office, 1976 at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (3/iRt)

45 Cankles is going to have to address Trump at some point. Or even FiorinaCarly FiorinaCarly Fiorina

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (dvwsD)

46 The old hag should be in federal prision, breaking big rocks into small ones.

Posted by: skip at July 23, 2015 06:30 PM (8RxYN)

47 >>> Is Hillary a woman?

Does she get all angsty when she grills?

Posted by: fluffy at July 23, 2015 06:31 PM (2iV3X)

48 Hillary is almost as feminine as Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 06:31 PM (j1Wvr)

49 Planned Parenthood opening new retail kids store called Parts-R-Us.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:31 PM (N4pek)

50 Isn't it interesting that the founder of PP, ole Sanger, wanted to control the births of blacks in the population? Yet the Dems are bitter clingers to PP, with around 79% of PP exchange shops for human organs being located in the poorest of the poor areas (Blacks and Hispanics lead the numbers in abortions. SHHHH! says MSM). Over 50% of black babies are on the list in NYC alone for being aborted as clumps of cells. Oh, and the CDC has not kept stats since around 2007 or so (I quit looking, could be wrong about that date).

So, keep on Hilz. What poly-synthetic ugly robe did Hummer put out for you today? As your outfits are the only thing I am interested in, you olde harridan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 06:32 PM (2qF5m)

51 Don't vote for me because I have a vagina....

Vote for me because it's prolapsed.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:32 PM (JoIcn)

52 make the most personal, difficult decisions that any woman would face, based on her faith and the medical advice that she’s given."

***********

Based on her faith?

Which faith encourages abortion? Oh, wait. Progressivism. That's the one. Okay, I see her point.

Posted by: Warden at July 23, 2015 06:33 PM (wHAYQ)

53 45 Cankles is going to have to address Trump at some point. Or even FiorinaCarly FiorinaCarly Fiorina

Carly Fiorina famously said she should be the GOP nominee for Senate because she wasn't a white guy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:33 PM (shLnc)

54 Over at Gates of Vienna, there's a good little article about Margaret Sanger: a necessary reminder that "progressives" were all for racial cleansing. It was the New Hotness of the early 20th Century!

http://tinyurl.com/pxbsj68

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 06:33 PM (upjBJ)

55 Notice she said merits instead of accomplishments.

In regard to her merits, as Winston Churchill quipped,
She has all of the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:34 PM (N4pek)

56 >>> FiorinaCarly FiorinaCarly Fiorina

Fee, fi, fo-fina!

Posted by: fluffy at July 23, 2015 06:34 PM (2iV3X)

57 You guys need to have a heart.
And our's are priced to move.

Posted by: BabyPartsGeekdotcom (formerly Planned Parenthood) at July 23, 2015 06:34 PM (rVQpn)

58 Just what we need. Another paranoid in the White House.

Is everything a conspiracy?

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 06:34 PM (48QDY)

59 "Here's my new policy suggestion, All politicians must wear cameras at all times."

They should have to have decals from their big-money donors prominently plastered all over their clothing, the way that racing drivers have sponsor decals covering their driving suits.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (noWW6)

60 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:33 PM (shLnc)

Way to come to the defense of Hillary.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (N4pek)

61 Don't vote for me because I have a vagina....

Vote for me because it's prolapsed.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:32 PM (JoIcn)

oh my
I must go.
I've had one beer.
No tellin'.

*waves

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (qCMvj)

62
Donald and Bern, scoot by Hillaree
R - U - N - N - I - N - G

Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (1Y+hH)

63 Hillary is a woman? Objection! Arguing facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead

Um, I don't want to see the exhibits. Thanks, though.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (/Ho8c)

64 ...I'm not asking people to vote for me simply because I'm a woman.

victimspeak

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (cNtqS)

65 "Depends" the diaper of Clintons (new commercial soon).

Depends on what is means. Depends...what does it matter anymore. Depends.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (2qF5m)

66 Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel:

Of course PP slaughters blacks!

That's why black lives matter! Because we only let a small amount of them into the living world!

It's a "loving, caring" thing.

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 06:36 PM (upjBJ)

67 Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:32 PM (JoIcn)

Next thread.

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 06:36 PM (48QDY)

68 The media says Hillary,
You're a fine girl,
What a good Pres. you will be.
But my wife,
You're only in the running,
'Cause of me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 06:36 PM (z9azR)

69 Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 06:34 PM (48QDY)

Just because you're a paranoid schizophrenic doesn't mean the Greys aren't out to get you.

But good catch that I hadn't noticed: this just another "vast, right-wing conspiracy" to her. Does she have no other defense, or does she think is still the 1990s?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 06:36 PM (kff5f)

70 32 Thanks for the tip. Just what I was going to look for.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2015 06:36 PM (e3bId)

71 And I think one of the merits is I am a woman and I can bring those views and perspectives to the White House.

And what are those exactly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 06:37 PM (W5DcG)

72 "Planned Parenthood opening new retail kids store called Parts-R-Us."

Pediatrician and taxidermist under one roof. One way or another, you're guaranteed to get your kid back.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 06:37 PM (noWW6)

73 How can being a woman be some sort of merit when Gender Theory tells that "woman" is merely a social construct?

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 06:37 PM (upjBJ)

74 >>> FiorinaCarly FiorinaCarly Fiorina

Fee, fi, fo-fina!

My computer liked her name so much, it couldn't stop copying it.

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2015 06:37 PM (dvwsD)

75 60 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:33 PM (shLnc)

Way to come to the defense of Hillary.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (N4pek)

Sorry, upset I posted the truth?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:38 PM (shLnc)

76 >>"Planned Parenthood opening new retail kids store called Parts-R-Us."

They do have all sorts of sex ed. materials online aimed at the kids to get them hooked early. They've partnered w/the Girl Scouts for years, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 06:39 PM (NOIQH)

77 What exactly is she saying here? That she makes a great sammich?

Posted by: The Chi at July 23, 2015 06:39 PM (EfRAJ)

78 51
Don't vote for me because I have a vagina....

Vote for me because it's prolapsed.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:32 PM (JoIcn)

that was hysterical....there needs to be an award.....a major award

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 06:39 PM (0O7c5)

79 Squawking vagina squawks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2015 06:40 PM (oFCZn)

80 FELONY RODHAM CLINTON FOR PRE...PRISON!

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 23, 2015 06:40 PM (QvClr)

81 Hillary: "Even Open-Minded Whites Get Nervous Around Blacks In Hoodies"

Hahaha.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at July 23, 2015 06:40 PM (Ixbid)

82 What a shallow, trite drunk.

Posted by: pat at July 23, 2015 06:40 PM (nwnmt)

83 Um, I don't want to see the exhibits. Thanks, though.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 23, 2015 06:35 PM (/Ho8c)

~~~~~~

You don't even want to know...

Posted by: Bill C. at July 23, 2015 06:40 PM (j1Wvr)

84 I'm Hillary...Vote for me because I can bring the perspective of being a woman to the WH..because, you know all woman think and act exactly the same because they have lady parts, the same way all men think and act exactly the same because hey have men parts.

And because well all did so well voting for a a historic first last time....because you know all blacks think and act the same too.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 23, 2015 06:41 PM (OSs/l)

85 We applaud her bravery!

You go girl!

Posted by: Scissor Fingers For Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:41 PM (kmtse)

86 Planned Parenthood opening new retail kids store called Parts-R-Us.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:31 PM (N4pek)

Right next to

Bed, Bath and 'Bortions

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 06:41 PM (KUa85)

87 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours.

Me/2016

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 06:42 PM (YW47b)

88 They do have all sorts of sex ed. materials online aimed at the kids to get them hooked early. They've partnered w/the Girl Scouts for years, right?
Posted by: Lizzy

We provide free condoms with holes already poked in them for your convenience. "Accidents" is just another word for profits.

Posted by: BabyPartsGeekdotcom (formerly Planned Parenthood) at July 23, 2015 06:42 PM (rVQpn)

89 "I want a Lamborghini."

A Lamborghini? That gaudy trash? Tells you all you need to know right there.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 23, 2015 06:43 PM (s/yC1)

90 As fucked up as the Republican Party is the Democrats are worse. All they have is this dried up felon, a guy so far left he isn't even in the Party and a clown who seems to be auditioning for the part of a human breast.

If we can't beat this even with Trump we suck.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 06:43 PM (OGm46)

91 Hillary!'s merits?

I got nothing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (JO9+V)

92 They're going to remodel the Oval Office to look like the inside of Hillary's vagina.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (oFCZn)

93 commercial start

*Hillary voice "Planned Parenthood has provided essential services for women.."*

"Essential "
*cut to image of fetuses in jars*

"Services "
*cut to Gosnell trial footage and voice over describing procedure*

"For "
*Cut To Stats of Black Babies Aborted*

"Women"
*Cue footage of Nucatola eating salad and selling baby brains mixed with the old hag saying " less crunchy" two or three times and talking deceitfully about payment. Barack

*Cut to Barack Obama voice over " God bless Planned Parenthood."*

end

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (cNtqS)

94 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:38 PM (shLn

Besides defending Hillary on an abortion thread by saying , well yeah the GOP candidate did it to on an unrelated matter, is about right for you. Besides that you got a cite for that statement ?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (N4pek)

95 Gah, that woman is repulsive.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (kmtse)

96 "I would love Cruz/Fiorina as the Smart In Your Face ticket."

Wrong election year, I'm afraid.

This is obviously the year for "Up yer ass"

Posted by: Dirty Harry at July 23, 2015 06:45 PM (ln4QS)

97 She could toss a mean lamp or crystal ashtray back in the day . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2015 06:45 PM (JO9+V)

98 Sorry should be - on a related subject.....

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:45 PM (N4pek)

99 They're going to remodel the Oval Office to look like the inside of Hillary's vagina.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

----

I immediately pictured a dark cave with stalactites, stalagmites, and a dark, stagnant pool with a squid-like monster in it.

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 06:46 PM (upjBJ)

100 Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM

Brilliant, succinct and effective...so the Party of Stupid will never go near it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 23, 2015 06:46 PM (rVQpn)

101 Honestly, I would vote for Bernie! over Hillary! any day of the week.
The witch is a sociopath, a crook, a pathological liar, a paranoid, and a vengeful goon.

Next to Hillary!, Bernie! is clean and honest.
And he doesn't hide his agenda.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2015 06:46 PM (cN9Sk)

102 >>>Gah, that woman is repulsive.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (kmtse)<<<

Hillary, from State Farm?

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at July 23, 2015 06:46 PM (z9azR)

103 Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (cNtqS)

Soul shaking. That's why the FCC and Filet Mignon would never let it see the light of day.

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 06:47 PM (48QDY)

104 Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 06:46 PM (upjBJ)

It hasn't been wet, stagnant or otherwise, for a very long time.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2015 06:47 PM (Zu3d9)

105 Besides defending Hillary on an abortion thread by saying , well yeah the GOP candidate did it to on an unrelated matter, is about right for you. Besides that you got a cite for that statement ?
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:44 PM (N4pek)

I've never defended Hillary. Don't be ludicrous. And how does pointing out Fiorina has talked like Hillary defending Hillary? I was trying to do you a favor, since you seem to care about this.

And here's your link:
http://spectator.org/blog/20965/fiorina-white-men-cant-beat-boxer

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:48 PM (j2FM9)

106 The bitch queefs dust.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 06:48 PM (kmtse)

107 A Lamborghini? They used to cost an arm and a leg...now they throw that stuff in the dust bin...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 23, 2015 06:48 PM (hCdMd)

108 >>Next to Hillary!, Bernie! is clean and honest.
And he doesn't hide his agenda.

Yea, but you would be using Old Spice deodorant like the rest of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 06:49 PM (OGm46)

109 My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (check it out)

Posted by: Hillary! twirling in her hoveround while wearing a clock around her neck at July 23, 2015 06:50 PM (JoIcn)

110 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU8)

111 My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (check it out)
Posted by: Hillary! twirling in her hoveround while wearing a clock around her neck

What hump?

Posted by: Igor (pronounced EYE-gor) at July 23, 2015 06:52 PM (rVQpn)

112 110 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU

I'm picturing a dolly type thing with a camera mounted on it like the one they rolled into the room during the Chernobyl meltdown.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2015 06:52 PM (oFCZn)

113
The views and perspectives Hillary is bringing to the WH is sammich making and looking the other way when you hubby bangs the help.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2015 06:52 PM (ODxAs)

114 Any parent, any Christian, anybody with a functioning moral compass, should find the PP exposure grotesque and horrifying. I think though, for anyone adopted in the '70s, they should consider themselves survivors of an extermination camp.

Posted by: Scroopy Noopers at July 23, 2015 06:52 PM (oNJfm)

115 Don't buy a bitch unless you want a bitch.

Posted by: Ike Turner at July 23, 2015 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

116 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:48 PM (j2FM9)

Context does not support what you said and is nothing like Hillary's statement.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:53 PM (N4pek)

117 110 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU

~~~~~

I'll ask Paolo.

Posted by: Bill C. at July 23, 2015 06:53 PM (j1Wvr)

118 I'm picturing a dolly type thing with a camera mounted on it like the one they rolled into the room during the Chernobyl meltdown.

Too dangerous. Decontamination would kill people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 06:54 PM (8ZskC)

119 None of the 15 dwarves will win the general erection.

Posted by: Karnac the Magnificent at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (7uC+4)

120 Hillary! 2016: Malignancy, Limited By Incompentence

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

121 116 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:48 PM (j2FM9)

Context does not support what you said and is nothing like Hillary's statement.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 06:53 PM (N4pek)

Um...no, it's exactly the same. You should vote for Hillary because she's a woman, and you should vote for Carly because she's not a white guy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (shLnc)

122
I reregistered as a Dumbo so I can vote for Bernie in the primary. Wooden shoes, gears, etc.

Posted by: GONG FARMER at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (1LhSy)

123 Hillary reminds me of my granny. So friendly. Always wanted me to sit on her lap. Always wanted to kiss me but the hair over her lip was so course. And then the tongue. Always the tongue.

But she's got to be better than Barack Obama. He doesn't even like women. Hillary loves women.

Posted by: Young Girl at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (xQX/f)

124 110 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU

~~~~~~

Call the kid who mounted a pistol on a drone. You never know what kind of monsters you'll find in there.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 06:56 PM (j1Wvr)

125 Can we afford Caitlyn Jenner the same merits of vagina in a sane world?

Contemplate this on the spinning orb of woe.

Posted by: Fritz at July 23, 2015 06:57 PM (o/UmK)

126 We're utilizing the same technology of our Pluto probe and applying it to our Hillary! Vajajay probe.

We took what we knew could stand the vacuum and coldness of space.....then beefed it up.

Posted by: NASA at July 23, 2015 06:57 PM (JoIcn)

127 Ace, your #askpaolo riff on twitter is hilarious.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer - Nutty Professor at July 23, 2015 06:57 PM (Edob3)

128 crusader rabbit? from a long time ago?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 06:57 PM (0O7c5)

129 At work, a democrat claimed Hillary was the ...
"Smartest woman on the planet"

I told them to can their misogynist bullshit or I'd report them to HR

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 23, 2015 06:57 PM (hCdMd)

130
"this old drunken cow"
..................................
The old grey mare
She ain't what she used to be
Aint' what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
The old grey mare
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2015 06:58 PM (wAQA5)

131 Jeff,

I'm crying laughing here...especially about the smelling like cabbage and astroglide.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 06:58 PM (kmtse)

132 Hillary, frontwoman for the Insane Clam Posse.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at July 23, 2015 06:58 PM (uV7zB)

133 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?
Posted by: crusader rabbit
~~~~~
I'll ask Paolo.
Posted by: Bill C.

FYNQ.
-Paolo

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 06:58 PM (X88sA)

134 Hillary wants those sweet, sweet baby livers.

Posted by: Humongous Ears at July 23, 2015 06:58 PM (7wyDO)

135 You know there are Eldritch horrors that break the sanity of mortal men...

Then there is the dry dusty catacomb that Bill allegedly buried his manhood in...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 06:59 PM (XYw4l)

136 Um...no, it's exactly the same. You should vote for Hillary because she's a woman, and you should vote for Carly because she's not a white guy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 06:55 PM (shLnc)

~~~~~~

Kind of pointless argument between you two since Hillary! is really a white guy.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 06:59 PM (j1Wvr)

137 @11 Weasel

"I've never been particularly religious, but lately I feel strangely compelled to begin reading the Bible."

It is a wealth of wisdom even for those who lack faith.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 23, 2015 06:59 PM (2Jc6C)

138 FELONY RODHAM CLINTON FOR PRE...PRISON!

O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2015 06:59 PM (dvwsD)

139 Senor Bubba, I don't often screw your wife, but when I do I expect to be paid.

Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 07:01 PM (wAQA5)

140 Kind of pointless argument between you two since Hillary! is really a white guy.

Whatever Hillary is, she's old now.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 07:01 PM (shLnc)

141 The Tomb of Ligia called and they think Hillary! is plain freaky

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:02 PM (XYw4l)

142 My milky discharge brings all the dogs into the yard.

Posted by: HIL DOG at July 23, 2015 07:02 PM (1LhSy)

143 Hmm. Past 100 comments, so in reference to the previous-previous thread:
1. He can either fizzle or be beaten by other candidates noting his prior support for partial birth abortion, or

2. He can actually win.
-----------------------------

3. He can pull a Perot. Thus assuring the election of Hillary! (with attendant coattails), regardless of who the R. candidate might be. And heaven knows, there would be no difference between, say, a Perry Presidency (and coattails) and a Hillary! presidency, right?

The LIB crowd should indeed be enthralled with the thought of The Donald running 3rd party, because hell on earth just can't get here quickly enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 07:02 PM (9mTYi)

144
Ima just goin through the motions to keep the donations a flowin...

Posted by: HIL DOG at July 23, 2015 07:03 PM (1LhSy)

145 Then there is the dry dusty catacomb that Bill allegedly buried his manhood in...

Now pitch hitting for Bill Clinton..... Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2015 07:03 PM (p3Eii)

146 Just as the race card was thrown each time anyone criticized The Won, the feminism card will be thrown for Hilz. "You just don't like her because she is a woman." Right (I hate all wimmen...in reality, why anyone thinks radical islamic terrorists will respect a woman is total a constipated goat feces brain dropping).

I can see her staggering to the podium with a swath of GOP candidates (please note her left leg swings out in odd angle when she walks, sort of depicting her supporters in a graphic manner of weirdness). The question is asked by some whiffy MSM moderator, "Will you defund Planned Parenthood if elected?"

Hilz, in hideous lime green zig-zaggy Mao pantsuit, casting her one eye on moderator, the other eye into space: "No, absolutely not! They have supported blah, blah, armpit farht."

Cruz, Rubio, Jindal, Perry, Walker, Fiorina: "Hail, yeah, you olde bat in a pantsuit."

Trump: "Yes. I will personally torch it" and lights his podium on fire to demonstrate.

Huck, Santorum, Graham: "Yes" Weak tea. Why...WHY are they running?

I am sure I did not list them all here, morons, but did list my favorites... excluding the haggard harridan from hellz. But I doubt there is one GOP candidate who is supporting the PP butcher shops.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:04 PM (2qF5m)

147 Hear me belch, I am woman!!11!!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 23, 2015 07:04 PM (Dwehj)

148 anyone met anyone who supports jeb?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 07:05 PM (0O7c5)

149 Now that we can all acknowledge that unborn children have actual organs, I have a question for the "It's The Woman's Body" crowd.

My wife is going to give birth to our son in about 6 weeks. Since it's supposedly still just "her body", does she have two brains, two hearts, two livers, four lungs, four kidneys and a penis?

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 23, 2015 07:05 PM (2Uoun)

150 crusader rabbit? from a long time ago?
Posted by: phoenixgirl,
-----------------

Crusader Rabbit was a long time ago?

Hmpf.

Posted by: Winky Dink at July 23, 2015 07:05 PM (9mTYi)

151 Besides some crazy bitch here named catnips, no phoenixgirl.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 07:06 PM (kmtse)

152
After I get my new hips I'll be able to get my cankles behind my head, for that sweet sweet pound town...

Posted by: HIL DOG at July 23, 2015 07:06 PM (1LhSy)

153 catpiss.

stoopid autocucumber.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 07:06 PM (kmtse)

154 SMFH, same difference with that one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:07 PM (XYw4l)

155 After I get my new hips I'll be able to get my cankles behind my head, for that sweet sweet pound town...

Posted by: HIL DOG at July 23, 2015 07:06 PM (1LhSy)

Pass the Brain Bleach.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 23, 2015 07:07 PM (2Uoun)

156
Works for me!

Oh, wait. I'm supposed to pretend I'm running against her. Oooo -- I always forget that.

Posted by: Gov John "Thanks Hilliary for the Salad Bowl" Kasich

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2015 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

157
Angela Merkle and I swap hotties.

Posted by: HIL DOG at July 23, 2015 07:08 PM (1LhSy)

158 *opens up a stand*

Brain Bleach - $5/gallon
Mental Floss - $5/foot

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:08 PM (XYw4l)

159 After I get my new hips I'll be able to get my cankles behind my head, for that sweet sweet pound town...
Posted by: HIL DOG

*shudders*
I'll get the strap-on ready ma'am.

Posted by: Huma at July 23, 2015 07:08 PM (rVQpn)

160 Grats Owl!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 07:09 PM (0NdlF)

161 Hmm. Daywalkers seem to be border-jumping the ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 07:09 PM (9mTYi)

162 And heaven knows, there would be no difference between, say, a Perry Presidency (and coattails) and a Hillary! presidency, right?

Both have brass balls, but Perry has a smaller waist size.

Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2015 07:10 PM (p3Eii)

163 Hmm. Daywalkers seem to be border-jumping the ONT.

Do we need a fence?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 07:10 PM (0NdlF)

164 anyone met anyone who supports jeb?

Jeb!!11!! supports Jeb!!11!!

Posted by: Ready For Jeb!!11!! at July 23, 2015 07:11 PM (Dwehj)

165 *opens up a stand*

Brain Bleach - $5/gallon
Mental Floss - $5/foot
Posted by: Anna Puma
---------------

You're going to need a permit for that.
$100, and the process takes about 6 months.

Posted by: Permit Police at July 23, 2015 07:11 PM (9mTYi)

166 Do we need a fence?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 07:10 PM (0NdlF)

Silly, everyone knows fences don't work.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 07:11 PM (kff5f)

167 I am trying to use the word "Crunchy", because the PP doctor wanted salvage more fetus parts. But I am at a loss. Only Hillary's twat is crunchy.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:12 PM (1ijHg)

168
anyone met anyone who supports jeb?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 07:05 PM (0O7c5)
...................................
Si. Todo mi amigos. Or else.

Posted by: "Shorty" Guzman at July 23, 2015 07:12 PM (wAQA5)

169 Well bless your heart Mr. Permit Police, have you met my partner. Ain't she the cutest thing, for a 'raptor. Her name is Polly. And Polly wants to play with you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:13 PM (XYw4l)

170 Well bless your heart Mr. Permit Police, have you met my partner. Ain't she the cutest thing, for a 'raptor. Her name is Polly. And Polly wants to play with you.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-------------

Please step out of your car...

Posted by: Permit Police at July 23, 2015 07:13 PM (9mTYi)

171 I have never met anyone who supports Jeb. But when ever I turn on the TV, there dozens of talking heads that support Jeb.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:13 PM (1ijHg)

172 Do we need a fence?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 07:10 PM (0NdlF)

Silly, everyone knows fences don't work.

They can dig tunnels fast and even with motor bikes to ride on. Just ask El Chapo

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2015 07:13 PM (dvwsD)

173 I was dreading the upcoming campaigns and ultimate defeat but I am loving this. I hope it keeps going and gets really nasty.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2015 07:13 PM (BO/km)

174 Officer, what is your cat doing in your patrol car???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:14 PM (XYw4l)

175 Jefe Jeb! Jefe Jeb!

Posted by: we work for "Shorty" at July 23, 2015 07:14 PM (wAQA5)

176 Meanwhile, in the article, you can read Bernie Sanders at least being troubled by the "tone" of the videos -- he seems then to be less left-wing than the alleged "centrist" Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM

Not surprising as it is well known that Hillary "Benghazi" Clinton is a monster.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 07:14 PM (eFRS+)

177

Fences work. All around the world. All kinds of terrain

That is a load of bullshit

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

178 Meanwhile, in the article, you can read Bernie Sanders at least being troubled by the "tone" of the videos -- he seems then to be less left-wing than the alleged "centrist" Hillary Clinton.

I've noticed that the really purist doctrinaire leftists, the honest commies, are a bit more willing to find fault with their side than the "win at all costs, the other guys are evil" types. Elizabeth Warren, Ron Wyden, those kind. They have 'Sista Soulja' moments whereas people like Obama and Hillary... not so much.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:14 PM (39g3+)

179 90
As fucked up as the Republican Party is the Democrats are worse. All
they have is this dried up felon, a guy so far left he isn't even in the
Party and a clown who seems to be auditioning for the part of a human
breast.

If we can't beat this even with Trump we suck.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 06:43 PM (OGm46)

At least the GOP finally found a hill to die on.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 07:15 PM (Vf5rR)

180 I was dreading the upcoming campaigns and ultimate defeat but I am loving this. I hope it keeps going and gets really nasty.

I laugh maniacally about the current election season just about every night. You couldn't have come up with this if you were *trying* to parody our political system.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 07:15 PM (kff5f)

181 "anyone met anyone who supports jeb?"

Nope. Not even one member of our club.

Posted by: Association of Mexican Fetish Freaks at July 23, 2015 07:15 PM (Ixbid)

182 They can dig tunnels fast and even with motor bikes to ride on. Just ask El Chapo
Posted by: Colin
-----------------------

Um..., I think you may overestimate the vigor of the after-10;30 p.m. crowd. Spirit willing, but body inebriated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 07:15 PM (9mTYi)

183 Trump was masterful at his pressers on the border

Masterful

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2015 07:16 PM (zOTsN)

184 I would love to see a Fiorina Clinton debate. You will see hatred come out of canckles of the likes we have not seen yet.

I believe that Bama and his minions will do everything in their power to sabotage her....he's got to remain the historic One. Also, no love for Bill in the WH.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:16 PM (ZFPMM)

185 Notice how the she-monster mentions nothing about her BFFs harvesting actual organs from dead babies.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 07:16 PM (eFRS+)

186 I think we should always use Trump's locution "failed candidate Clinton."

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 07:16 PM (2Ocf1)

187 Well, I subconsciously (nope) forgot !jeb! in the debate above:

Jeb: thoughtfully scratching chin in deep contemplation of fair and wise answer, consulting ouija board of moderation, "No, I would not defund PP but would let the states vote." (Like that matters anymore to feds, right?). "However, I do like Common Core,and PP is taught in some states about having ghey fathers and abortions at age 5. So my answer remains no, I would not defund.. but it appears Lincoln's ghost is among us. He is my spirit animal." Grins and rubs Mama's good luck pearls in his khaki pocket. At least he thinks that is what they are...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:17 PM (2qF5m)

188 "They have 'Sista Soulja' moments whereas people like Obama and Hillary... not so much."
--------------------------------------------------------------

Evil doesn't have a conscience.

Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 07:17 PM (ShdUd)

189 You can watch this old drunken cow say these words on video at the link, if you can take it.

No. No, I can't.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

190 Now pitch hitting for Bill Clinton..... Webb Hubbell.

You know I don't usually go for that kind of conspiracy thing but Chelsea looks nothing like Bill and a lot like Webb. Could just be a strange quirk of genetics, I suppose.

Generally speaking, if mom is pretty, daughter is pretty and while Hillary wasn't bad when she was young, Chelsea is straight up Howdy Doody, which makes me wonder if either one was actually involved.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (39g3+)

191 Which is why you build two fences on the border with at least a half mile or a kilometer between them. The motivation will be very lacking trying to build a tunnel over 1,000 yards long that will not collapse or be detected by sensors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (XYw4l)

192 "For more than a century, Planned Parenthood has provided essential services for women," Clinton said in South Carolina.

That would be killing Black babies. I am in with that.

Posted by: Dylann Roof at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

193 Hillary is to Bill as Yoko was to John.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (FkgZk)

194
148 anyone met anyone who supports jeb?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 23, 2015 07:05 PM (0O7c5)

Hollow point and Adjoran have been around. They're both good little establishment toadies that do nothing but shit on conservatives. They likely support Jeb.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

195 Seriously, if you were writing a comedy script about a US Presidential campaign, and the two prime contenders were a drunkard old woman whose highest accomplishment in life was being married to a rapist and a laughing-stock of a businessman (who is somehow rich anyway) - you'd never get it past an agent. No one would accept it. "Too preposterous," they'd say, "Tone it down some."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (kff5f)

196 Evil doesn't have a conscience.
Posted by: OTB
-----------------

Chicken and egg paradox.

Either way, it is plain to me that the Left are without identifiable morality. Their only concern is power and control, and the ends justify the means.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 07:19 PM (9mTYi)

197 Hear me roar.

Posted by: Hillary the woman at July 23, 2015 07:19 PM (W5DcG)

198 Of course, hellary is a high priestess of the abortion death cult. Sure and she would defend planned murdercide. Only reason she didn't cull hubb's bebe is so she would have a heir.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2015 07:20 PM (go5uR)

199
"anyone met anyone who supports jeb?"

Nope. Not even one member of our club.
Posted by: Association of Mexican Fetish Freaks at July 23, 2015 07:15 PM (Ixbid)
................................
We may endorse him... for a price.

Posted by: Tijuana Donkey Bars Local #843 at July 23, 2015 07:20 PM (wAQA5)

200 190
Now pitch hitting for Bill Clinton..... Webb Hubbell.

You know I don't usually go for that kind of conspiracy thing but
Chelsea looks nothing like Bill and a lot like Webb. Could just be a
strange quirk of genetics, I suppose.

Web lives in Charlotte. We need to send a moron over there and get some of his DNA to check this out. Getting his would not be much of a problem. Hers? Maybe a little more trouble.

Why hasn't someone done this yet???? Calling you Daily Mail!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

201 Could someone pleas go and have a few words with "get in the last word" Seatttle Slough who thinks a fetus become a baby at birth. (in the "Well, ok,: thread) I guess until it was born it was an artichoke.
(End of that thread)

I'm too irritated to respond in a calm manner.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 23, 2015 07:20 PM (OSs/l)

202 You couldn't have come up with this if you were *trying* to parody our political system.

Yeah to me that's one of the clearest signs the entire republic is dead. Our presidential campaign has become beyond satire, its an E-channel reality show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (39g3+)

203 I'd eat a turd to be President.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (j1Wvr)

204 Whoops; Hillary sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (OSs/l)

205 "Chelsea is straight up Howdy Doody"

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

Posted by: Howdy Doody at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (Ixbid)

206 Heh. Woman I can hardly express. Heh. My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (Dwehj)

207 When does Hillary complete her transition?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2015 07:22 PM (zOTsN)

208 Has anyone asked the hag why she thinks choice involves the selling of baby parts for profit? No? Of course not.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:23 PM (ZFPMM)

209 Hey, what did I ever do to you?
Posted by: Howdy Doody
----------------

*shakes little wooden fist*

Posted by: H. D. at July 23, 2015 07:23 PM (9mTYi)

210
Hillary is to Bill as Yoko was to John.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 23, 2015 07:18 PM (FkgZk)
...............................
Yoko has amore pleasant voice.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2015 07:23 PM (wAQA5)

211 I'd call Hillary a stiff, but using the words "Hillary" and "stiff" in the same sentence makes my stomach turn.

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 23, 2015 07:23 PM (oFCZn)

212 I'd eat a turd to be President.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (j1Wvr)

That's no sacrifice for her. I think Hillz probably had to develop an appetite for eating turds being Bill's wife and all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

213 Mr. Trump,

You need to hire me for advertising production. Pronto.

Ad #1 - all rights reserved (c) Weft Cut-Limited Productions 2015

VO: "Welcome to the '90s."

Shots of 'Shitty hair.'
Shots of 'Shitty clothes.'
Clips of 'Shitty music'

Clips of screeching '90s Hillary Clinton.
BM: * Don't stop thinking about tomorrow by Fleetwood (at half speed ) *

Clips of GHW BOOOSH "A thousand Points of Light~!"
BM: * Looser by Beck *
Shots of the BOOOOSH clan, all clan on stage '88/'92

Long track on to Trump
DF: "Are you f***ing kiddin' me?"

Text on Black: "TRUMP 2016"

END

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 07:25 PM (VY8H5)

214 I'm surprised Mary Cloggenstein and everyone down at the Brattleboro Womens Choice Reproduction Clinic haven't weighed in on the latest Planned Parenthood controversy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AkOaV)

215 Its just amazing to me that the Democrats are following up unqualified lightweight radical with a Muslim name... with a harshly unlikable old woman with enormous baggage and nearly complete inability to campaign mixed with obvious contempt for the public... and both are gonna be president.

I mean, could there be more obvious proof this nation is done?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:25 PM (39g3+)

216 Has anyone asked the hag why she thinks choice involves the selling of baby parts for profit? No? Of course not.

--------------------------------------------------------------

What? You mean she is taking questions from the press and peasants? When did this start?

Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 07:26 PM (ShdUd)

217 Essential services. Let's not dodge the issue, that means disposing, legally, of tiny human corpses.

It's like money-laundering.

Corpse-laundering.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 07:27 PM (bLnSU)

218 Fenelon, if someone thinks that a baby becomes a baby only at the moment of birth and at no time before birth, then I don't know what to say to the person.

Of course, he doesn't mention that women as if you want to feel the *baby* kick.

Such casual dismissal of a gruesome activity.

What a ghoul.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 07:27 PM (eFRS+)

219 Has anyone asked the hag why she thinks choice involves the selling of baby parts for profit?

This is the woman who hoovers up $300,000 speaking fees from colleges that can't afford to fund scholarships to poor students. She'd suck the brains out of their little baby heads with her mouth if there was a check for $100k in it for her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

220 Has anyone asked the hag why she thinks choice involves the selling of baby parts for profit? No? Of course not.

Profit is evil, which cancels the evil of dismembering the ~~baby~~ product of conception, thus leading to net good.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 07:28 PM (0NdlF)

221 Do all women think like this drunken, brain addled, glob of cells. I really can't believe they do. She is as repulsive as a puss filled boil on Bill's dick.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2015 07:28 PM (ucDmr)

222 If it hasn't been articulated before, let me be clear - I am Pro-Crunch.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (Dwehj)

223 Lest you thought politics on the Right had gone nutso, here we have the avowed socialist having to lecture on "tone".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (xSCb6)

224 Pfft. What you call profits we call expenses.

Let's let John Roberts help decide.

Posted by: PPP at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (48QDY)

225 DoJ is gonna be one busy place. o has told DoJ to investigate the militia members that are guarding the recruitment centers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (YS/wV)

226 No, we don't, Chavez.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 07:30 PM (kmtse)

227 Feeeeed meeeee!!!!! and I take checks and Visa also.

Posted by: Hillarys vagina at July 23, 2015 07:30 PM (BjKDP)

228 They aren't baby parts. They are fetus fragments.

Posted by: Seattle Goo at July 23, 2015 07:30 PM (W5DcG)

229 Has anyone asked the hag why she thinks choice involves the selling of baby parts for profit?

Has anyone asked Hillary a question that her campaign didn't hand the interviewer to use? I mean, seriously, could they be more transparent about everything being totally packaged and plastic?

I realize that the more people get to know Hillary and the more exposure she has, the less people like her, but this is just the weirdest campaign since Obama spent the whole of 2012 insulting, mocking, and attacking all American voters.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (39g3+)

230 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (OSs/l)

Seattle Slough is a troll who wanders in occasionally. Facts and truth are of no interest to him, just whatever prog talking point is current.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (GDulk)

231 If we can't beat this even with Trump we suck.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 06:43 PM (OGm46)

At least the GOP finally found a hill to die on.

I lol'ed , I did.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (cNtqS)

232 No matter how this Trump thing turns out, I will always be grateful to him for his two minute clip with Don Lemon that mentions "raping" about 1000 times.

And then the scrawler at the bottom on CNN saying "Somebody's doing the raping."

You. Can't. Make. That. Shit. Up.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (q5APL)

233 The funny thing is that, while touting her ability to bring the "woman's perspective" to all things ---God help us!--- Hillary herself is not exactly...er...womanly.

I remember reading that, when the Clintons were in the WH, Chelsea had no trouble seeing her dad any time at all. But to see her mom she had to make an appointment. Hillary was just so busy, busy, busy doing lord-knows-what.

(Okay, I'm sure Billy had to clear out the bimbos when Chelsea popped in, but still....)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (cN9Sk)

234 226: Thank God. There is still hope then. Thanks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ucDmr)

235 I still remember the thrill of hearing my baby's heartbeat for the first time at the doctor's office and the sonagrams of my daughter and son as they moved around and grew.

This is why PP and 'feminists' like Clinton have fought so hard against a woman having to have a sonagram prior to aborting a child. They KNOW that there is a high probability that a woman won't go ahead and have an abortion when they see evidence of an actual little human inside of them.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZFPMM)

236 For a lot of well-meaning, open-minded white people, the sight of a young black man in a hoodie still evokes a twinge of fear.

-Hillary!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (XAFOu)

237 Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (YS/wV)

And that took less time than it took to lower the flag.

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (48QDY)

238 I'd eat a turd to be President.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (j1Wvr)

Doesn't work.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (2Ocf1)

239 225
DoJ is gonna be one busy place. o has told DoJ to investigate the militia members that are guarding the recruitment centers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (YS/wV)

Ahem, and what were those soldiers doing carrying personal firearms in a 'gun free' zone'?

Posted by: DOJ at July 23, 2015 07:32 PM (BjKDP)

240
If we actually cared about this, we'd attach an amendment addressing the issue to that gazillion dollar pork pie highway bill we intend to rocket-sled on to Obama's desk this week.

But since we don't, we won't.

Posted by: The GOP - Packing Our Bags for the August Vay-kay!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)

241
POLLY WANT A HOBO?

Posted by: GONG FARMER at July 23, 2015 07:32 PM (1LhSy)

242 Having just read Fiorina's comments on abortion, I'll give her kudos. It was good somebody finally pointed out that Hillary has the extreme position.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 07:32 PM (shLnc)

243 Seattle Slough

Wow, that's a blast from the past. I haven't seen that mindless twit's name for like 5 years. He was so worthless it was like a black hole of value as a troll. Even George Soros wouldn't pay him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:33 PM (39g3+)

244 Web lives in Charlotte. We need to send a moron over there and get some of his DNA to check this out. Getting his would not be much of a problem. Hers? Maybe a little more trouble.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

All you'd have to do to get a DNA sample from Hill would be to hold up a picture of Carly Fiorina right in front of her. Then you'd take a little vial and tilt the the spit covered picture over it just so....disgusting, but there's your DNA sample.

If a picture of Carly is unavailable, other objects could be used for spit collection purposes - the Constitution, a cross....

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 07:33 PM (+XMAD)

245 He was so worthless it was like a black hole of value as a troll. Even George Soros wouldn't pay him.

Now he works on spec.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC)

246 244,

Huma's vajayjay.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 07:34 PM (kmtse)

247 UK Daily Mail states that there were a whopping thirty protesters at Trump's border speech today. He is photographed with law enforcement who look pretty happy to see him, along with off-duty border patrol officers in crowd.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:34 PM (2qF5m)

248 235
I still remember the thrill of hearing my baby's heartbeat for the first
time at the doctor's office and the sonagrams of my daughter and son as
they moved around and grew.

This is why PP and 'feminists' like
Clinton have fought so hard against a woman having to have a sonagram
prior to aborting a child. They KNOW that there is a high probability
that a woman won't go ahead and have an abortion when they see evidence
of an actual little human inside of them.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZFPMM)

....and then no damn Lamborghini I suppose. *stamps foot and stalks off*

Posted by: PP doc at July 23, 2015 07:34 PM (BjKDP)

249 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:33 PM (39g3+)

Remember the guy who said Obama was like Captain America? Palin Steele?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 07:34 PM (shLnc)

250 They aren't "gun free" zones. They are "unarmed target" zones.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:35 PM (39g3+)

251 203
I'd eat a turd to be President.

Posted by: Hillary!

Just the shiny, tapered end, mind you. I have standards. The fat end is for the little people.

Posted by: Hillary at July 23, 2015 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

252 238 I'd eat a turd to be President.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 23, 2015 07:21 PM (j1Wvr)

So you haven't done Huma yet?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 07:35 PM (+XMAD)

253 DoJ also investigating the Muslim free gun shop.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 07:36 PM (XAFOu)

254
Just a reminder, we pretty much ran dry back during Reagan's first term.

Posted by: Hillary's Ovaries

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

255 250 They aren't "gun free" zones. They are "unarmed target" zones.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:35 PM (39g3+)

"Free fire" zones.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

256
Hil Dog supportsPP because thats where she gets her stem cells and fetal blood from. necessary ingredients for the potion that keeps her from turning back into Astaroth...

Posted by: GONG FARMER at July 23, 2015 07:36 PM (1LhSy)

257 Just a reminder, we pretty much ran dry back during Reagan's first term.

Really? You leave us with that mental image?

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2015 07:37 PM (LAe3v)

258 It's now an old book but a very interesting and disturbing read by Col. Buzz Patterson, USAF Ret., of the Clinton WH while he was charged with holding the nuclear football. The screaming fights, Hillary's total disdain for anyone in the military, her filthy mouth, her frequent trips in which the WH became a big frat party with Bill and his bimbos. 'Dereliction of Duty'.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:37 PM (ZFPMM)

259 This is why PP and 'feminists' like Clinton have fought so hard against a woman having to have a sonagram prior to aborting a child.

Oh, no we love the sonogram. I mean not to show her, but to help target the forceps for the head crushing part.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 23, 2015 07:38 PM (39g3+)

260 243
Seattle Slough

Wow, that's a blast from the past.

He/she/it is absolutely lost without W and the Iraq War to Monday-morning quarterback.

It keeps reaching for some semblance of logic and self awareness but then hits that leftoid-logic-vacuum barrier that knocks it back into the muck.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:38 PM (cNtqS)

261 This is why PP and 'feminists' like
Clinton have fought so hard against a woman having to have a sonagram
prior to aborting a child. They KNOW that there is a high probability
that a woman won't go ahead and have an abortion when they see evidence
of an actual little human inside of them.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (ZFPMM)

Exactly. Only the abortionists and their staffs can be permitted to see a sonogram of what they're about to destroy, because they're so callous that all they see what they look at those little humans is "new car for me!"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 07:39 PM (+XMAD)

262 I read that a few years ago.

Definitely a must read.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (kmtse)

263 >>She is as repulsive as a puss filled boil on Bill's dick.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Hillary at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (c7vUv)

264
Just a reminder, we pretty much ran dry back during Reagan's first term.
Posted by: Hillary's Ovaries

Really? You leave us with that mental image?
Posted by: pep

No -- this one.

Since 1981 we've been like two teeny weeny little rosin bags.

Posted by: Hillary's Ovaries

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (kdS6q)

265 I want to repeat how happy I am that the idiotic, transparent lies about how beautiful Michelle Obama is and what a stunning fashion plate she is have died out. That was such a head shakingly painful epoch in American history. She's not sasquatch but in no way is she a fashion plate and she's just not very attractive, inside or out.

All those articles and pieces, with the left trying so very hard to turn her into Jackie Kennedy. That was so painfully forced, like trying to dislodge a kidney stone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (39g3+)

266 259
This is why PP and 'feminists' like Clinton have fought so hard
against a woman having to have a sonagram prior to aborting a child.

Oh, no we love the sonogram. I mean not to show her, but to help target the forceps for the head crushing part.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 23, 2015 07:38 PM (39g3+)

No shit...and now I need to mainline some tequila. Fucking monsters.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (BjKDP)

267 @281..hey Chique!!!

I saw an interesting comment (somewhere), and I will use in the future...if you were looking at a garden, tiny plants would be springing up, and a marker would say "Corn" or "Radish." While the corn and radish have not produced, they are still considered the plant.

So, doesn't a human zygote deserve the same distinction? Much less an embryo with a heartbeat and those organs they are saving for something I don't want to know about.

No wonder the Dems do not want those pesky sonograms at abortion butcher shops...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:41 PM (2qF5m)

268 250
They aren't "gun free" zones. They are "unarmed target" zones.

FYI - I check for those shitty little "No Firearms allowed" signs now.

My current anti- second amendment/NO SHOP list includes:

Dekalb Farmers market

Sprouts Farmer's Market

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:41 PM (cNtqS)

269 239 225
DoJ is gonna be one busy place. o has told DoJ to investigate the militia members that are guarding the recruitment centers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2015 07:29 PM (YS/wV)

Ahem, and what were those soldiers doing carrying personal firearms in a 'gun free' zone'?
Posted by: DOJ at July 23, 2015 07:32 PM (BjKDP)

Well according to Bigby they were violating the Third amendment.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 07:42 PM (z/Ubi)

270 He/she/it is absolutely lost without W and the Iraq War to Monday-morning quarterback.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:38 PM (cNtqS)

I've decided to make the gender uncertain pronoun "shim"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2015 07:42 PM (GDulk)

271 Gil "The Arm" Hamilton ...
I've never smoked. ... Polliwog the 'Ette

It's a sock reference to a Larry Niven character. Detective who catches organ-leggers that are engaged in body part sales. He has an artificial arm and a telekinetic use of his old arm. So he smokes with it to distract perps with a floating cigarette.

Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (DL2i+)

272 No -- this one.

Since 1981 we've been like two teeny weeny little rosin bags.

Posted by: Hillary's Ovaries

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

I'd have gone for raisins, but that's just me.

Posted by: pep at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

273 They did that with Chelsea with her Vogue cover and inside spread. Good Lord, the guy that does the photo-shop for Vogue must have ended up in a pool of sweat on the floor.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (ZFPMM)

274 (Okay, I'm sure Billy had to clear out the bimbos when Chelsea popped in, but still....)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2015 07:31 PM (cN9Sk)

Chelsea, hon, I'd love to see you!

Oh, now?

Er... how about in like 20 minutes?

Yeah, no seriously... give me 20 minutes. Doors are locked.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (AkOaV)

275 265 I want to repeat how happy I am that the idiotic, transparent lies about how beautiful Michelle Obama is and what a stunning fashion plate she is have died out. That was such a head shakingly painful epoch in American history. She's not sasquatch but in no way is she a fashion plate and she's just not very attractive, inside or out.

All those articles and pieces, with the left trying so very hard to turn her into Jackie Kennedy. That was so painfully forced, like trying to dislodge a kidney stone.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:40 PM (39g3+)

Yeah it's so much better now....

Out: Michelle Obama is the epitome of the female form.

In: Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome of the female form.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

276 Border fences aren't designed to stop anyone. They are there to tell you point after which you get killed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 07:44 PM (rwI+c)

277 o has told DoJ to investigate the militia members that are guarding the recruitment centers.

They really are beyond parody. Seriously, they are impossible to satirize because anything you come up with, they're already doing without a shred of irony or self awareness.

Militia groups. The biggest lie in television and movies. Good lord I wish there were groups around like they portray on TV shows. Heavily armed, highly organized, ex military in high numbers. Real militias are like 6 guys with 8 teeth between them who meet in a shack out back and grumble about how the Jooo controls America.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:44 PM (39g3+)

278 273
They did that with Chelsea with her Vogue cover and inside spread. Good
Lord, the guy that does the photo-shop for Vogue must have ended up in a
pool of sweat on the floor.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (ZFPMM)

Just don't' say Hillary and 'inside spread'.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 07:45 PM (BjKDP)

279 Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (DL2i+)

Lol, I guess that would work pretty well.

I'm still going to have to skip the tobacco and go straight to pot though to counter-act the nausea of the headlines from the last couple weeks (months?!). Guess I should have moved back to Colorado after all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2015 07:45 PM (GDulk)

280 Out: Michelle Obama is the epitome of the female form.

In: Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome of the female form.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

Yeah but who's muscular arms are now the dishiest?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (KUa85)

281 All of these "Farmer's Markets" are bullshit left wing hippie rip off shops selling shit like "beeswax" and fucking 8 dollar "organic" lettuce.

Organic - WTF??

"2.50 for lettuce? Oh no I prefer the non GMO, non corporate , non capitalist , handpicked , hippy-encrusted , Fair Trade , ORGANIC shit "

Organic ? As opposed to the metallic Lettuce with extra Rare Earths and Lead?

I hate those cloth-bagging , nose ringed , dreadlocked fucktards with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (cNtqS)

282 I think the only stiff Hillary ever got was from Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (1ijHg)

283 214
I'm surprised Mary Cloggenstein and everyone down at the Brattleboro
Womens Choice Reproduction Clinic haven't weighed in on the latest
Planned Parenthood controversy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 07:25 PM (AkOaV)

Me Too! I guess they are trying to make that last sale before eBay closes them down like the Confederate flag sales.

Oh wait, never mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (0FSuD)

284 In: Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome of the female form.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

~~~~~~~

Battlefield prep for Hillary! to run as a woman.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (j1Wvr)

285 Badda Bing...trust me I won't....shudders

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (ZFPMM)

286 /rant off

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:47 PM (cNtqS)

287 Where has mooch been? She missed the trip to NYC, right? I guess having some work done for the big vacay next month in the Vineyard, dahling. Heaven knows it takes a village to help her. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:47 PM (2qF5m)

288 some random meathead,

come down south, where the farmer's markets are a good value.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:47 PM (1ijHg)

289 Since 1981 we've been like two teeny weeny little rosin bags.

When Hillary sits down, there's a puff of dust from her pants.

In: Caitlyn Jenner is the epitome of the female form.

You ever notice how trannies and crossdressers are never real women, always this weird caricature of women? There isn't a 60 year old woman alive that looks like Bruce Jenner. They get this strange fetishized concept of a female in their heads and want to be that. They aren't a woman trapped in a man's body. They are an insane man with a fetish of a strange woman-like image they want to match.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

290 Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (cNtqS)

You live near Mike Hammer?

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (48QDY)

291 United Launch Alliance is live with coverage of the Delta IV launch scheduled for 8:07 pm EDT.

http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx

Info about the WGS-7 payload here:

https://tinyurl.com/pluvrm5

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

292 Dame Christy! Very good points.

They know that the fetus starts looking like the human it is soon after (by the time?) most women find out they are pregnant and they don't care.

And I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks a fetus is just an undifferentiated clump of cells during most of pregnancy is either incredibly dumb or willfully ignorant.

And any political party that gleefully celebrates abortion is just evil.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (eFRS+)

293 I had to retire with disability.

Posted by: Vogue Photoshop Guy at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (Dwehj)

294
come down south, where the farmer's markets are a good value.

I am Atlanta - ish.

Working my way south as fast as retirement will let me.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (cNtqS)

295 They are an insane man with a fetish of a strange woman-like image they want to match.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Jame Gumm aka Buffalo Bob at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (rVQpn)

296 Rumor has it she's a woman, but can she build a sammich?

Posted by: Hank at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (terLs)

297 Word of the day: cuckquean, the female version of the cuckhold. That's a thing too, of course. Google it, but be aware you're going to get lots of cuckquean porn.

Anyway, Hillary is a cuckquean, the most famous one of all. I wonder if she does all the cuckquean stuff (which you'll find on the Google searching, of course). Naw, she just a plain lesbo in a marriage of convenience. But it's a funny image, Cuckquean Hillary.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (dvuhZ)

298 They did that with Chelsea with her Vogue cover and inside spread. Good
Lord, the guy that does the photo-shop for Vogue must have ended up in a
pool of sweat on the floor.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:43 PM (ZFPMM)

Yeah, that was an Island of Dr Moreau quality digital reconstruction.

They took a dog and made her into a humano-form canine.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (KUa85)

299 Don't vote for me because I'm a woman.

Vote for me because I have a vagina and am a grandma.

Bruce er Caitlyn Jenner can't say that now can he er she.

*although some of the GOP sure seem to have one*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (x3GpS)

300 My 22 year old daughter lives with me and wants to check out Jenner's new show. We only have 1 TV and I said fine, but never when I'm around. Watching a 65 year old grown man who just wants to "come out of the shadows and live his life honestly" prance around and ham it up to make his millions is not entertainment for me.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:50 PM (ZFPMM)

301 All of these "Farmer's Markets" are bullshit left wing hippie rip off shops

There are real farmer's markets out there. You're just not going to find them in a city. They are out in rural areas, where a couple farm families get together and stock an old place with their produce for like half the cost of the grocery store, and better service. They aren't as pretty but they taste better and cost less.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:50 PM (39g3+)

302
Heard an interesting turn-of-phrase today.

A guy on the job described a buddy's ex and said she has a nice set of "soup coolers."

Good one, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 07:50 PM (fvMOw)

303 "Because vagina" - followed by dropping trou.

Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2015 06:22 PM (DL2i+)

Hillary's vagina passed its "best before" date at some point in the Neolithic Era.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 07:50 PM (jqGif)

304 If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!

Posted by: Whizzo Quality Abortion Parts at July 23, 2015 07:51 PM (upjBJ)

305 You ever notice how trannies and crossdressers are
never real women, always this weird caricature of women? There isn't a
60 year old woman alive that looks like Bruce Jenner. They get this
strange fetishized concept of a female in their heads and want to be
that. They aren't a woman trapped in a man's body. They are an insane
man with a fetish of a strange woman-like image they want to match.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at July 23, 2015 07:51 PM (es0c0)

306 Bruce er Caitlyn Jenner can't say that now can he er she.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 23, 2015 07:49 PM (x3GpS)

I think the style book now says "xe".

Posted by: Golfman at July 23, 2015 07:51 PM (48QDY)

307 come down south, where the farmer's markets are a good value.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:47 PM (1ijHg)

Where I am in the north, farmers markets are usually a good value. Much cheaper than the grocery store, vast majority of vendors are very local.

Some scammy stuff, for sure, but mostly a good deal.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 07:52 PM (AkOaV)

308 281
All of these "Farmer's Markets" are bullshit left wing hippie rip off
shops selling shit like "beeswax" and fucking 8 dollar "organic"
lettuce.

Organic - WTF??

"2.50 for lettuce? Oh no I
prefer the non GMO, non corporate , non capitalist , handpicked ,
hippy-encrusted , Fair Trade , ORGANIC shit "

Organic ? As opposed to the metallic Lettuce with extra Rare Earths and Lead?

I hate those cloth-bagging , nose ringed , dreadlocked fucktards with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:46 PM (cNtqS)

well said. i have some acquaintances that are 'no GMO' heads (they usually sell supplements for some multilevel marketing also). i love mocking them. and say I LOVE my GMO's in the morning. I told one that I couldn't wait till they GMO'ed into a pill that I dropped into water and it became a live fish. Then I could gut it and eat it.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 07:52 PM (BjKDP)

309 /sock

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 07:52 PM (AkOaV)

310 I knew a leftist who claimed to be Roman Catholic who insisted that it wasn't a human until it came through the birth canal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:53 PM (OSs/l)

311 Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:41 PM (cNtqS)

A few years ago, there was an incident at a local Aldi's - one in a crappy neighbhorhood. Some scumbag attempted an armed holdup and a customer pulled out his CC pistol and shot the asshole in the leg.

It was not longer after Gov. Walker signed the CC law into effect. Aldi's had a sign up declaring the store "a gun free zone" but obviously the criminal didn't care about their stupid sign and the hero said he didn't see the sign and gee, he plumb forgot he was even carrying a pistol, until the sight of a hood waving a firearm around reminded him he didn't have to cower and hope he didn't get shot.

Which is exactly what I would say. "Oops, didn't see the sign! And just totally forgot I was even carrying it!"

Aldi's did not press charges. I doubt many stores would, if you actually stopped a robbery.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 07:53 PM (+XMAD)

312 We have a Farmer's market at the Ag building near the "civic center" fresh produce at good prices. In Sumter , SC .

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:54 PM (1ijHg)

313 305
You ever notice how trannies and crossdressers are

never real women, always this weird caricature of women? There isn't a

60 year old woman alive that looks like Bruce Jenner. They get this

strange fetishized concept of a female in their heads and want to be

that. They aren't a woman trapped in a man's body. They are an insane

man with a fetish of a strange woman-like image they want to match.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

Yeppers. and they get mad when I laugh. its like watching a cartoon!

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 07:54 PM (BjKDP)

314 I am for banning Kardashians/Jenner and bare butts from my screen. For starters, the Kardashians all look alike and I had to finally, a couple of years ago, ask my dtr-in-law, "Who are these repulsive peoples?"

I would much rather focus on the tackiness of Hiz pantsuits daily. In fact, there should be a snark side-column for me to scratch my claws as a sort of wake-up to another day left of Obummer and Co to get me going.

One of my favorite posts was Ace's of Hilz green pleather jacket and her staggering down a cobblestone street with The Bill of the Peyronie's (or so someone said long ago to identify him. bahahaha). xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (2qF5m)

315
You live near Mike Hammer?

I lose track of the local morons. On purpose. For their sakes.
I am paranoid as hell about it. I have wished on occasion for a Southern MoMee but maybe it's better left alone?

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (cNtqS)

316 Have to laugh that the UK has towns named Battle and Conquest for that famous 1066 incident. Though I did hear tha the Battle of Hastings didnt quite happen where they say it happened. Same with Bosworth Field.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (iQIUe)

317 So has Hillary done her black church schtick yet? Can't wait for another rendition of her black southern dialect.

Dr. Alveda King wrote a very good piece on the monstrosity of PP for USA Today I believe. Funny how the left ignores MLK's legacy.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (ZFPMM)

318
For instance:

Angelina Jolie has a nice set of soup coolers.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (fvMOw)

319 At which point-having come through the birth canal- it magically became a human and a baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (OSs/l)

320 Organic ? As opposed to the metallic Lettuce with extra Rare Earths and Lead?

Posted by: some random meathead

Heh!

Like those recipes that insist that potato served with skins on are 'healthier!'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 07:56 PM (VY8H5)

321 There's a farmer's market in Tracy, CA that's mighty fine. They bring in pickups loaded with corn picked that morning. Peaches, apricots, melons...a melon called Ambrosia that's a cross between a cantaloupe and a honeydew. Good stuff.

Posted by: Hank at July 23, 2015 07:56 PM (terLs)

322
I'd have gone for raisins
Posted by: pep

Or those little sachets of silica desiccant that are packed in stereo equipment.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2015 07:56 PM (kdS6q)

323 I knew a leftist who claimed to be Roman Catholic who insisted that it wasn't a human until it came through the birth canal.

Naturally they have all these codicils and qualifiers: unless its a C section, unless the baby was born alive from a botched abortion, yadda yadda.

The line that always shuts these idiots up is "what magical transformation occurs during birth that changes an unviable lump of parasitic cells into a person?"

Well shuts them up or reduces them to incoherent rage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (39g3+)

324 FS,

I don't understand it. What with Catholicism being out of favor (for like the last four centuries), why would someone claim to be RC if they didn't accept the teachings? It boggles the mind.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (1ijHg)

325 I don't even know what a "soup cooler" is so it's a phrase that doesn't have much punch for me. Sorry. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (OSs/l)

326
Sea Salt makes everything healthier.

Just sprinkle it on and you're eating healthy!

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (fvMOw)

327 321
There's a farmer's market in Tracy, CA that's mighty fine. They bring in
pickups loaded with corn picked that morning. Peaches, apricots,
melons...a melon called Ambrosia that's a cross between a cantaloupe and
a honeydew. Good stuff.

Posted by: Hank at July 23, 2015 07:56 PM (terLs)

Ambrosia? ....you haven't lived.

Posted by: Hillarys Vagina at July 23, 2015 07:58 PM (BjKDP)

328
I need to explain 'soup coolers?'

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 07:58 PM (fvMOw)

329 ou ever notice how trannies and crossdressers are
never real women, always this weird caricature of women? There isn't a
60 year old woman alive that looks like Bruce Jenner. They get this
strange fetishized concept of a female in their heads and want to be
that. They aren't a woman trapped in a man's body. They are an insane
man with a fetish of a strange woman-like image they want to match.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

----

And this is why over 80% of them regret the sex change operation.

They discover that they didn't really know what the hell they were talking about. They weren't women after all; they only imagined themselves to be women, and their image of a woman was some cartoonish nonsense of an imitation.

It's sort of like a kid wanting to be a rock star and then discovering that it wasn't what he thought it was. He didn't know he'd have to suck some wretched sausage on a fat record label exec.

Sex change surgery is the ultimate in "careful what you wish for." Our fantasies never match the cold reality.

Posted by: Whizzo Quality Abortion Parts at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (upjBJ)

330 The true way a foetus becomes a baby is when the mother wants to keep it. Then its "when is the baby due?" and "what are you naming baby?"

They know. No matter what they argue, they know. And that's what makes it so evil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (39g3+)

331 I see Paolo has standards.

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (c0MU8)

332 Whenever someone says they eat organic food I point out everyone does.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (j1Wvr)

333

Aldi's did not press charges. I doubt many stores would, if you actually stopped a robbery.

Press charges? I would like to see the code section violated.

"Violation of corporate policy which violates my Constitutional rights?"

Heh. Definitely a fight worth fighting.

I participate in a few pro-2A forums. We all try to stay within bounds with these companies, and keep it quiet.

What they don't know about the CCW population won't hurt them.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:00 PM (cNtqS)

334 "Hillary Clinton: Of Course I'm Not Asking People To Vote For Me Because I'm a Woman. I'm Asking Them To Vote For Me On the Merits. And My Merits Are, I'm a Woman."

Ace, you have a gift.

Posted by: Feh at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (Uk9e2)

335 Oil is organic. Purely organic.

Posted by: Chemist at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (es0c0)

336 310 I knew a leftist who claimed to be Roman Catholic who insisted that it wasn't a human until it came through the birth canal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:53 PM (OSs/l)

"Claimed to be" is the operative phrase. Even the leftist Jesuits I have known would balk at that definition.

It's the Left's own obscene version of transubstantiation: One inch inside the birth canal- not human. One inch outside of it: human.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (+XMAD)

337 There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked peyronie's
And they all lived together in the little crooked WH
With their little crooked cabal

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (2qF5m)

338 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (1ijHg

because they were baptized in the RCC and confirmed as a Roman Catholic and occasionally attend Mass, so according to dogma they are still areRoman Catholic.

But yes, the way they talk about the faith IMO in other ways has little to do with the actual dogma. Don't believe that Jesus was God in the flesh, Don't believe in a literal resurrection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (OSs/l)

339 The true way a foetus becomes a baby is when the mother wants to keep it. Then its "when is the baby due?" and "what are you naming baby?"

They know. No matter what they argue, they know. And that's what makes it so evil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

----

Bingo!

Think of that! She has the power to bestow life on a lump of cells with only a set of magic words! It's like granting knighthood!

Posted by: Whizzo Quality Abortion Parts at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (upjBJ)

340 332 Whenever someone says they eat organic food I point out everyone does.
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (j1Wvr)

Nu uh. Not everyone.

Posted by: Joe Biden, eating lead paint chips for breakfast at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (AkOaV)

341 T-4 minutes and counting.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

342 In addition to her black church schtick, Billary is working on her Mexican Catholic dialogue. Lots of aye-yi-yi and a Carmen Miranda hoochie-koo to make her look south of the borderish.

Posted by: Hank at July 23, 2015 08:02 PM (terLs)

343 I knew a leftist who claimed to be Roman Catholic who insisted that it wasn't a human until it came through the birth canal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 07:53 PM (OSs/l)

So if you are born by Caesarean section....

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:02 PM (2Ocf1)

344 Don't vote for me because I'm in the Bush family! Vote for me on my merits... and one of my merits is that I'm in the Bush family!

Posted by: JEB! at July 23, 2015 08:03 PM (upjBJ)

345 318
For instance:

Angelina Jolie has a nice set of soup coolers.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 07:55 PM (fvMOw)

I'm sorry but I can only rate that a 3 on the funbag euphemism index.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)

346 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU

Sounds like a job for one of those Aussies who scuba-dives in the sewage mulchers. He'd have to double-suit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 08:03 PM (jqGif)

347 In addition to her black church schtick, Billary is working on her Mexican Catholic dialogue.

She should watch Running Man and practice saying "uplink code"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 08:03 PM (39g3+)

348 335 Oil is organic. Purely organic.
Posted by: Chemist at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (es0c0)

::hang heads::

Posted by: Dinosaurs, popularly defined as "non organic" at July 23, 2015 08:04 PM (AkOaV)

349 Totally off topic suggestion. It would be very nice if one could respond to particular comments. I'm quite sure MT can do that because IIRC from a decade (or more) ago, it was possible then...

Posted by: Kathy Kinsley at July 23, 2015 08:04 PM (P1Mfe)

350 Well I was cutting grass when mower almost ran out of gas.

Went into shed to get the can of gas only to find out someone has broken into the shed to steal a 5 gallon can that had maybe 3 gallons of gasoline in it.

May Karma and Murhpy's Law have their way with the malefactor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 08:04 PM (XYw4l)

351
Aldi's did not press charges. I doubt many stores would, if you actually stopped a robbery.

Posted by: Donna V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad)

I do know that it is tougher up there, 2nd Amendment wise. . I have a moonbat sis-in-law in Wisconsin who reminds my wife constantly on Facebook ( which I refuse to participate in) that immunizations will kill kids and Monsanto is eating babies.

Meanwhile , Planned Parenthood actually is eating babies and the Disciples Of Moloch - ( Hillary , Barky) are cheering them on.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:05 PM (cNtqS)

352 I'm sorry but I can only rate that a 3 on the funbag euphemism index.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)

Lips.

As in blowing on a spoon of soup.

Still rates a meh, though.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:05 PM (KUa85)

353 338 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:57 PM (1ijHg

because they were baptized in the RCC and confirmed as a Roman Catholic and occasionally attend Mass, so according to dogma they are still areRoman Catholic.

But yes, the way they talk about the faith IMO in other ways has little to do with the actual dogma. Don't believe that Jesus was God in the flesh, Don't believe in a literal resurrection.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:01 PM (OSs/l)

They're pronouncing that wrong. The word they're looking for is heretic.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:05 PM (z/Ubi)

354 Totally off topic suggestion. It would be very nice if one could respond to particular comments. I'm quite sure MT can do that because IIRC from a decade (or more) ago, it was possible then...

Posted by: Kathy Kinsley

-----

I'm with ya.

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (upjBJ)

355 I'm sure if Hillary ever campaigns in Arkham the elder gods will stir. Unless, of course, the smell of stale fish scares them away.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (0iG7H)

356 #350 - a sign to stop mowing

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (2Ocf1)

357 Grampa Jimbo -

What are the dates/ times on the Farmer's Market in Sumter?

Might have to make a road trip.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (cNtqS)

358
How in Sam Hill do you relate 'soup coolers' to breasts?!?!

How do YOU cool your soup?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (fvMOw)

359 I need to explain 'soup coolers?'

Yes; I've never cooled soup. ;^) I don't know what a soup cooler looks like and how that resembles breasts. I never thought breasts resembles "jugs" or "knockers" except that some knockers are round.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)

360 In Sumter , SC .

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 07:54 PM (1ijHg)

I've been to Sumter! I had a roommate from there - spent Thanksgiving there many moons ago.

Like others said, the rural northern farmer's markets are good (wouldn't buy my corn anyplace else). The ones in the city are overpriced ripoffs.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 08:06 PM (+XMAD)

361 That thing's going like a bat out of hell.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

362
Still rates a meh, though.

Do you have a better one?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:07 PM (fvMOw)

363 @359

See 352

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:07 PM (KUa85)

364
Breasts sometimes clang together. Hence, knockers.

Breasts hold milk. Hence, jugs.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:08 PM (fvMOw)

365 Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:05 PM (cNtqS)

While we did elect Walker 3 times, the moonbats up here are really, really insane. And ugly mean if you cross them, which is why Walker was elected 3 times.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 23, 2015 08:09 PM (+XMAD)

366 364 Breasts sometimes clang together. Hence, knockers.

Breasts hold milk. Hence, jugs.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:08 PM (fvMOw)

I always learn something important here.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 08:09 PM (BjKDP)

367 Except that babies drink from jugs.

I have to say this list made me laugh, though. I have never heard of most of these terms for breasts:

http://tinyurl.com/p3rztxr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:10 PM (OSs/l)

368 This is how I cool my soup". It sits on the counter in bowls until it's cool enough to eat. No jugs, breasts, knockers, bazooms or melons involved. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:12 PM (OSs/l)

369 A 'soup cooler' is a mouth, as in pie-hole, as in air-vent, as in loose lips.

Has nothing to do with titties, you pervs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 08:12 PM (VY8H5)

370 Into the first second stage burn. Looks good so far.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

371 Still rates a meh, though.

Do you have a better one?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:07 PM (fvMOw)

Not off the top of my head, no.

But, you see the confusion up-thread.

it's not a good analogy because it does evoke that brain lightning of recognition either in a sexy or funny way.

Hence...meh.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:13 PM (KUa85)

372 The only question is whether the breasts are calm or not.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 08:13 PM (39g3+)

373 A woman in the audience once accused first Canadian Prime Minister John A MacDonald of being drunk.
He responded by acknowledging he was indeed drunk but he would be sober in the morning while "you, madam, will still be ugly. "
Hillary would be both drunk and still ugly in the morning.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0iG7H)

374 doesn't evoke

Yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:14 PM (KUa85)

375 >>I have to say this list made me laugh, though. I have never heard of most of these terms for breasts:

What happened to "Sweater Puppies"? Didn't make the list.

Posted by: Aviator at July 23, 2015 08:14 PM (c7vUv)

376 Why would you think it was Jolie's breasts? She cut them off, right?

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (2Ocf1)

377 If we are going to elect a president just because she is a woman, she should at least be hot.

Being a woman...another thing Hillary is not good at!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (z+4T3)

378 369 A 'soup cooler' is a mouth, as in pie-hole, as in air-vent, as in loose lips.

Has nothing to do with titties, you pervs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 08:12 PM (VY8H5)

See so it is a fail for a funbag euphemism. And if really if you need a way to talk about lips other than saying "blowjob lips" you're a fag and your shits all retarded.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (z/Ubi)

379 A 'soup cooler' is a mouth, as in pie-hole, as in air-vent, as in loose lips.

Has nothing to do with titties, you pervs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

----

I hate it when people totally lose sight of what slang means.

It's like "head."

"Giving head" has nothing to do with your penis head. It means "having sex with a head."

An old slang phrase for blow job was "Whip some skull on ya." (Which, incidentally, was the original planned title for ELP's "Brain Salad Surgery" album.)

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (upjBJ)

380 @372 one sure way to calm them down is say "you need to calm down".

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:16 PM (2Ocf1)

381 Posted by: Northernlurker at July 23, 2015 08:14 PM (0iG7H)

I've heard that attributed to churchill...

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 08:16 PM (AkOaV)

382 Why would you think it was Jolie's breasts? She cut them off, right?

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (2Ocf1)

Coin purses?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:16 PM (KUa85)

383 "A woman in the audience once accused first Canadian Prime Minister John A MacDonald of being drunk.
He responded by acknowledging he was indeed drunk but he would be sober in the morning while "you, madam, will still be ugly. "
Hillary would be both drunk and still ugly in the morning.

Posted by: Northernlurker"

Internet law sez you will be hearing from the Churchill Estate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 08:16 PM (VY8H5)

384 "Kudos, btw, to The Hill..."

The Hill had a recent piece about the PP videos and referenced the ACORN videos with total dishonesty -- claiming that they only "suggested" that ACORN was advising the undercover journalists to "circumvent tax laws" (sounds a lot better than what it was doing -- advising them how to smuggle in underage, undocumented third-world girls for sexual exploitation. F*ck The Hill.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 23, 2015 08:16 PM (s/yC1)

385 I think the best gender-neutral pronoun is s/h/it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2015 08:17 PM (cN9Sk)

386 While we did elect Walker 3 times, the moonbats up
here are really, really insane. And ugly mean if you cross them, which
is why Walker was elected 3 times.

Posted by: Donna V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad)

Fortunately , she has only reproduced once. And that poor Prog-brainwashed, non-immunized, organic, non-GMO, whole-grain fed little kid hasn't got a prayer of turning out normal.

Walker seems okay to me. He delivered that victory against the unions and made a buncha hippies cry just when I needed it most.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:17 PM (cNtqS)

387

barrel.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 08:17 PM (AkOaV)

388 377 If we are going to elect a president just because she is a woman, she should at least be hot.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (z+4T3)

Excellent point.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 08:17 PM (eFRS+)

389 @384. To be fair everything is a tax law now. Ask John Roberts.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2015 08:18 PM (2Ocf1)

390 If they were really big you would spend all your time looking at them instead of eating your soup. Soup coolers.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2015 08:18 PM (BO/km)

391 saved by the advice and wisdom of many morons over many years.

*Thank you again , close italics tag in nick!*

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (cNtqS)

392
I have to say this list made me laugh, though. I have never heard of most of these terms for breasts:

What happened to "Sweater Puppies"? Didn't make the list.

Posted by: Aviator at July 23, 2015 08:14 PM (c7vUv)

Or the Ewok-approved "Sweater Mischief".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (egLDQ)

393 If they were really big you would spend all your time looking at them instead of eating your soup. Soup coolers.

Posted by: freaked

----

No, I would eat the soup... so there would be a reasonable excuse for all my slurping noises.

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (upjBJ)

394
And this is why we lose to the Left..

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (fvMOw)

395 I did not *hic* steal that!

Posted by: Drunken John A. MacDonald, former Prime Minister at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (+XMAD)

396 394
And this is why we lose to the Left..
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (fvMOw)

Because we call boobs soup coolers?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 23, 2015 08:21 PM (+XMAD)

397 388 377 If we are going to elect a president just because she is a woman, she should at least be hot.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2015 08:15 PM (z+4T3)

Excellent point.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 08:17 PM (eFRS+)

Though I'm afraid based on your admitting to being white girl hotness blind last night chique, you are going to have to recuse yourself from voting.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:21 PM (z/Ubi)

398 And this is why we lose to the Left..

Posted by: Soothsayer

You're going to have to be more specific, A'smeego.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 08:21 PM (VY8H5)

399 ace had me coughing up blood tonight on Twitter with "sex confetti"

Posted by: some random meathead at July 23, 2015 08:21 PM (cNtqS)

400 If they were really big you would spend all your time looking at them instead of eating your soup. Soup coolers.

Posted by: freaked

Same thing would apply to really big ears.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 08:22 PM (KUa85)

401 393 If they were really big you would spend all your time looking at them instead of eating your soup. Soup coolers.

Posted by: freaked

----

No, I would eat the soup... so there would be a reasonable excuse for all my slurping noises.
Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 08:19 PM (upjBJ)

And to cover up the drooling.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 08:22 PM (z/Ubi)

402 The farmer's market here is open everyday in the morning, except Sunday. I wouldn't drive all the way from Hotlanta, though. It's not that big.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2015 08:24 PM (1ijHg)

403 And this is why we lose to the Left..

I'm sorry; I know; Its all due to my asking about euphemisms for breasts. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:24 PM (OSs/l)

404 330 The true way a foetus becomes a baby is when the mother wants to keep it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 07:59 PM (39g3+)
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Yes. The State has ordained that your right to life depends entirely on whether others want you to live.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2015 08:25 PM (cN9Sk)

405 These pathetic assholes need to be at the losing end of a violent revolution

Posted by: The Fucking Truth at July 23, 2015 08:25 PM (LPHFE)

406 And this is why we lose to the Left.

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We're only talking about euphemisms for breasts.

The left creates euphemisms for chopping up defenseless humans and selling their parts.

Posted by: RKae at July 23, 2015 08:26 PM (upjBJ)

407 Good is evil. Evil is good.

Posted by: Modern Society at July 23, 2015 08:26 PM (1ijHg)

408 HHS Rejects Planned Parenthood FOIA Request Because It's 'Not Newsworthy'
http://tinyurl.com/nwh5ks4

I don't think 'newsworthy' is the criteria for oversight.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

409 Because we call boobs soup coolers?

It's because soothsayer did. It's all HIS fault. ;^)

I have to stop all this fun and relinquish the computer to the terrible teen now (Actually, he's being fine today. :^)

Have a god rest of the evening, 'tons and 'ettes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 08:27 PM (OSs/l)

410 3.261 light years = 1 parsec.
Posted by: Jack at July 23, 2015 08:25 PM (53CCM)

Yeah I know that.

The Falcon's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Posted by: Han Solo at July 23, 2015 08:28 PM (AkOaV)

411 Second stage cutoff. Entering a 9.5 minute coast phase.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

412 408 HHS Rejects Planned Parenthood FOIA Request Because It's 'Not Newsworthy'
http://tinyurl.com/nwh5ks4

I don't think 'newsworthy' is the criteria for oversight.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

...Are you surprised?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 08:29 PM (AkOaV)

413 Who is going to volunteer to prove she has a vajayjay?

Posted by: crusader rabbit at July 23, 2015 06:51 PM (c0MU

Hmmmph! Some list. They missed "lung warts".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 08:30 PM (jqGif)

414 Same thing would apply to really big ears.
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Leggo me ears woman! I knows me business!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 23, 2015 08:31 PM (9iR5/)

415 Anyone interested in baseball, Kershaw is doing sex to my Mets.

Perfect through 6 with 8 strikeouts and it he has been just that good.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 08:31 PM (OGm46)

416
...Are you surprised?

Of course not.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

417 Hmmmph! Some list. They missed "lung warts".

Is that like Hogwarts?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 08:33 PM (39g3+)

418 Is that like Hogwarts?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 08:33 PM (39g3+)

No, totally better. As in, "Kate Upton has a nice set of lung warts."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 08:35 PM (jqGif)

419 Spacecraft separation confirmed! A successful launch of Delta IV.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

420
"Sex change surgery is the ultimate in "careful what you wish for." Our fantasies never match the cold"

Look up "gender dysphoria" and why the APA revised its position.

Posted by: Feh at July 23, 2015 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)

421 Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2015 08:31 PM (OGm46)

I'm not a Dodgers fan, but I love watching Kershaw pitch.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 23, 2015 08:58 PM (+XMAD)

422 Jesus, I am so sad that I preferred her to HIM in 2008.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 23, 2015 09:15 PM (AF8UR)

423 READY for Hillary's funeral!

Posted by: The Undertakers and Death tax guys at July 23, 2015 11:03 PM (NjX7M)

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