aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Regarding Paolo
Some people missed the Paolo story; here's that link. (Don't comment on old posts; the system will ban you.)
To make this not just a re-link, here's the scandalous Milo Yiannopoulos' terrible, awful, horrible story about the "men" feminism is breeding. Milo's gay. Milo's take is basically: Hey thanks for giving me lots of n00b gay dudes to bang, Feminists! I can't even really quote the money grafs I want to quote. One other link: As many of us are discussing, there is some chance the Paolo article, and possibly the GrillCuck article, are kinda, what's the word, fake. R.S. McCain just doesn't believe the "Paolo" article at all. I suspect it's bullshit, however, for the purposes of a joke, I will play along and pretend it's real. I do know cuckolding is a big thing, apparently, at least if PornHub isn't lying to me, and certainly it's never done so before. So even if this article is a commissioned hoax, it's Fake but Accurate, as CBS might say.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:03 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2015 02:03 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 02:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 02:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mag reader at July 23, 2015 02:04 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:05 PM (HECM7)
yup, milo is not a cuck.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2015 02:05 PM (dciA+)
But that's just a humanistic animal instinct I have.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2015 02:05 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (lIU4e)
wait, no. I read it for the articles. Trust me.
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (dciA+)
Surprisingly, there are no pictures of Michael Sommore.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (DQZLr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (z9azR)
Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: Henny at July 23, 2015 02:06 PM (es0c0)
It's a thing that's starting.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (N4pek)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (dciA+)
Along with most of the population within 40 years because who wants the headache?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (0vr/j)
Personally, I think the tactical is just showboating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (TJCSB)
Actually GrillCock might be a good moniker. Make it a dble entendre by claiming it's bc you're an expert in grilling chicken.
The GrillCock!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)
is it really, and if so, why? What is the backstory of the expression there?
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Mag reader at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (VcOqI)
I'm pretty sure cuckolding films exist because of halfassed porn makers.
An actual femdom film is hard to shoot, IMO - not too many women really are into it, so it's hard to look believable. But it's easier to get women to screw a guy while another guy watches. It's basically just vanilla sex with a dude in the room. You can crank that crap out in little time.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (shLnc)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (GGCsk)
I'm going to cross-draw.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (rwI+c)
I can't be believe there's a pron market for that disturbing shit...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (oDCMR)
*snerk*
Posted by: DangerGirl at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (Rlakk)
Ace, those ain't teens...
Posted by: Apostic at July 23, 2015 02:09 PM (iE5OI)
The wife's a slut.
The kids are going to need a lot of therapy.
Posted by: Insomniac
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It's always about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. Dunham at July 23, 2015 02:09 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Zakn at July 23, 2015 02:09 PM (d2pTe)
<<
OK. You have way too much insight on that subject.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2015 02:09 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Bob Corckolder (R-TN) at July 23, 2015 02:09 PM (z9azR)
I have been thinking that with some of these public attacks on people where the women tried to intervene and the men did nothing...
But women don't really want these types of men, for the most part, so it's kind of a mess.
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (VndSC)
Japan's Lost Generation, American style.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (75gXb)
In Chinese usage, an altogether different allusion is used, when the cuckold (or wittol) is said to be "戴綠帽子" (wearing the green hat), which derives from the sumptuary laws used in China from the 13th to the 18th centuries which required the males in households with prostitutes to wrap their heads in a green scarf (or later a hat).
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (RD7QR)
Japan's Lost Generation, American style.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (75gXb)
I haven't seen those articles, but it's a very real phenomenon. See Helen Smith's Men on Strike, for example.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (2Ojst)
Why am I the only one who remembers this?
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (R0UpV)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham
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* recalls a song we used to sing in school*
High above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell
Some say it's it's Cayuga's waters
We say it's Cornell
Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. Dunham at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:11 PM (rwI+c)
However out of all those people I knew who were cheating on their spouse not a damn one of them went home and told their spouse about their cheating.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jack at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (XhzTz)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: Bigby's ASL at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 02:13 PM (iQIUe)
An open shirt with bling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:13 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:13 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Kavika at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (es0c0)
*sigh*
And it is Paulo, not Paolo.
So from McCain's qualified debunking:
Both partners are equally obligated to fidelity in marriage, but to suggest that this is "patriarchal oppression" driven by "a man's fear" of "a woman he can't control" is apsychological projection, a reversal of reality.
As a feminist I will empower your agency and vulnerability by finger banging your wife in public and then ramming her from behind on your 1200 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (JtwS4)
The logical end, that is. The logical outcome of a "movement" that claims that women can't be all they were destined to be if men continue to be men.
So the sexual equality pie was never meant to be win-win in the feminists eyes...men have to lose some essence of manliness for women to gain some something they claim they lack because of us.
Too bad they teach this shit in kollige, where earnest men go to learn how horrible they are for their gender until they internalize it.
Yeah, it's not a big percentage of "men", but enough to fear for the future.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe this is a money thing. People get married, set up house, families etc... and then it goes south. Getting divorced is expensive and so is living on your own. It's messy. Maybe this is some bad attempt to deal with it?
Assuming any of this is real, that is.
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:12 PM (HECM7)
It's definitely a thing.
Some guys get off on the sexual humiliation. It's like a fetish.
but that's not what the Paolo article was about. that was about his wife straight up cheating on him.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:14 PM (AkOaV)
We'd probably have to take up a legal defense fund and/or an escrow account for that to happen.
I like Milo, but he's definitely an asshole who pulls no punches and a lot of his work has to be screened through Breitbart's lawyers before hitting the site. 2-3 week delays Because Lawyers aren't uncommon for his articles.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (rwI+c)
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Instapundit likes to track the progress toward this. He (I think it was him) had a link to an announcement the other day that the company Real Doll (which makes "close to uncanny valley" sex dolls) was hiring someone to create an animatronic version of their dolls.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (3m3mw)
Also, that incest porn is really distasteful and she wasn't interested in producing it.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:15 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (JO9+V)
Interestingly Rush (I know, I just happened to tune in for a few minutes again today) was talking about something similar to this.
A study where teens are having less sex.
More boys than girls, the study showed (which Rush exclaimed didn't really make sense).
But, and I was half listening, because, working, he was saying the boys now have the internet. Kinda like, the more boys are pushed away and taught this or that, they are using "PornHub," for example, as a stand in for the exploration, or innocent busting, or whatever you want to call teen sex.
He went on, and I'm sure there will be a transcript, but it was pretty good.
Not so much making them feminine, which I think is also happening at an early age because of Public Education, but also pushing them away from socialization between sexes.
They are watching porn, or just HBO (as Rush says), Hulu, playing video games.
So, Rush said this would have been celebrated years ago, that boys were not having as much sex. I'm not sure what his source was, but it sounds like they thought it was a bad thing.
Posted by: Pick any ole Star Trek at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (qCMvj)
Skim this beta-male article and then read the *very first comment*. It's sad. OK, funny and sad.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/feminist-male-looks-woman/1094331/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (NOIQH)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3MY3016FAk
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 02:10 PM (VndSC)
If you or any part of you appear in a film, you get paid. Maybe not a lot, but you get paid. The union will totally break you if not. Now as to being paid extra, they may consider the scene itself as extra compensation.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (RD7QR)
to suggest that this is "patriarchal oppression" driven by "a man's
fear" of "a woman he can't control" is apsychological projection, a
reversal of reality.
Much like the canard of 'If you're not down with the GHEY it's because you're JUST CLOSETED!!!!'
Rather than deal with a criticism, retreat into the shield of Identity Politics.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (oVJmc)
Of course, given Chelsie the grill bro, there might be a little truth too.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:17 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 02:17 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:17 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2015 02:17 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 02:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (rwI+c)
Called "Wearing the horns" in western culture.
As in a defeated stag.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (Z7G74)
Iran sure feminized the Hell outta you.
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Hunh.
You know..... that bike accident happened right around the time they'd have been finalizing "the deal" - maybe him leaving the premises was a precondition....
Posted by: Bigby's ASL at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (3ZtZW)
custody at local hospital where his Oakland relatives dropped him off."
Hospital ERs around here now have entryway metal detectors and armed guards around the clock.
The local Hispanic gangs will, when a member of an adversary gang gets shot and taken to the emergency room, show up and try to get inside the ER to finish the wounded guy off, killing him right there on the gurney in front of the medical staff.
Si se puede! Diversity!
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: V the K at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (O7MnT)
https://youtu.be/5K5UfGNv_Rc
"I'm talking about men, darling" + "shocked feminist face" = gold.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Spatchcock him!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM
Sear the leg!
Posted by: Sensei Kreese at July 23, 2015 02:18 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
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Could be...
Posted by: Bruce Jenner, as pictured on the cover of Vogue at July 23, 2015 02:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:19 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: milo at July 23, 2015 02:19 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:20 PM (kZVsz)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3MY3016FAk
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (4df7R)
I almost lost it with "Scissor Fingers"
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)
Of course it was up to the Arnold to stop him.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 23, 2015 02:20 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Haven Monahan at July 23, 2015 02:21 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:21 PM (JO9+V)
I think we're doing it wrong by focusing on meteors. Let's be more realistic.
Everybody hates meteors. However, everybody loved Mad Max. Even with Mel Gibson being persona non grata.
So, we switch to a vintage Road Warrior poster with Let it Burn underneath it.
We should quit fearing it and look forward to it.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:21 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (75gXb)
I don't know whether to throat punch or bend grill fag over the BBQ.
But that's just a humanistic animal instinct I have.
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Just put him on the grill like the cannibals in that new movie.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (ry4ab)
Parkland in Dallas has had that for well over a decade.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (mo0Lb)
Someone will have to learn to cook and clean or they are both going to be a mess.
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 02:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:20 PM (2Ojst)
Best. Part.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Pick any ole Star Trek at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (qCMvj)
link is on drudge.
I think the truth of the matter is that girls are still having sex, just with fewer guys.
And a lot of guys are just sort of "checking out" of the whole dating thing.
Really, at the end of the day, teenage girls are a pain in the ass. If you were a 17 year old guy who had all the porn in the world available to you, would you rather chase shitty little SJW's with screwed up views on men and sex in general, or would you rather hang out with your buddies?
Just saying.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Senator John at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (mo0Lb)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (shLnc)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (UhRGU)
I regurgitated lunch in my mouth.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (GGCsk)
Or someone will have to make enough money that cooking and cleaning can be outsourced--which really isn't all that much if you own a microwave and just want someone to do a weekly scrubbing.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (N4pek)
I wish I could meet some of these women.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Yojamesbo at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (FdR+8)
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 23, 2015 02:25 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: chuckR at July 23, 2015 02:26 PM (n1exz)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:26 PM (kZVsz)
Now it's chickens and goats.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 02:26 PM (sWgE+)
Paolo knows how to grill and does it without all that effete, labored socio-cultural analysis and self-hatred.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (X88sA)
Let's just say that-
If "fanny packs" scream masculine to you
then
you're gonna lo-o-o-o-ove "beer holsters".
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (0cMkb)
"Another police officer (Bay Area) shot dead. Hispanic gang member in
custody at local hospital where his Oakland relatives dropped him off."
Hospital ERs around here now have entryway metal detectors and armed guards around the clock.
The
local Hispanic gangs will, when a member of an adversary gang gets shot
and taken to the emergency room, show up and try to get inside the ER
to finish the wounded guy off, killing him right there on the gurney in
front of the medical staff.
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Really?? Holy crap, that is colder than the Cyberpunk RPG campaigns from my younger days. Then again, the Cyberpunk hospitals had armed guards and gun turrets to make sure the shenanigans stayed outside, the ambulance pickup was made by a flying tanks and the cost for emergency medical care reflected it. A couple of times mortally wounded teammates without Docwagon coverage got turned in to the organ bank instead.
Funny how an imaginary dystopic SF game setting from my misspent youth turned into the California of today.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: jmel at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (cfFqn)
#twoweeks
Posted by: andycanuck at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (kivUY)
Only a GHEY person would hate teh GHEYs!
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (oDCMR)
Cornell must be a fag school. Who knew?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 23, 2015 02:08 PM (oDCMR)
You misspelled cornhole.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (Vf5rR)
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Check out "cock holster" at Slate. It's their staff directory.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (iQIUe)
I attend a large southwestern university and I never thought this would happen to me. I was exchanging glances with a Swedish exchange student, Velocity (not her real name), when.....
Posted by: Letters at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (mDxGf)
You conservative bitches can date Trump all you want but come voting day...you're OUR BITCH.
Posted by: GOP at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (2z4UX)
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While I didn't catch what Rush said, I suspect that the reason for not thinking it a good thing is easy enough to figure out. The reason why boys are having less sex is probably because they're no longer having anything to do with girls. Back when, even the boys who weren't having sex probably would have been asking girls out. The dates just wouldn't have involved finding an empty bed, or the backseat of a car. The reasons for not having sex usually revolved around moral principles involving chastity.
Nowadays, boys having less sex quite likely means that overall dating is down as well. The overall percentage of dates that include sex is probably roughly the same (or possibly higher) than it used to be, but there are probably a lot fewer of those dates happening. The SJWs have managed to make it too likely that someone will scream "Sexual harassment!" over what should be an innocuous activity - like asking someone out on a date.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (LA7Cm)
Just saying.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)
thanks, haven't looked at Drudge lately. I'll take a look.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (shLnc)
Posted by: jmel at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (cfFqn)
I'm very glad to hear that it's not as bad as previously thought. I wish your family all the best, and hope your Dad responds well to treatment.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (2Ojst)
IIRC, that's just pollo.
Posted by: rickb223
LOL! That's that expensive Ralph Lauren crap all the yuppies wear!
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (2oWD2)
What was the poetic line after that? Oh yeah,
"Women all over the theater ovulated".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:29 PM (X88sA)
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Um, it's been a few decades, but I can say without pause that I would've rather been knee deep in a teenage girl than hanging out with a bunch of helmets.
Hell, i'm damn near 50 now & I'd still rather be sexing up a chick than looking at my pervy buddy with the pornhub addiction.
Posted by: John Wayne at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (EfRAJ)
Not an immigrant, no doubt. Just an American doing an American job.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (0NdlF)
You misspelled cornhole.
Fun fact: Rick Santorum actually used the word cornhole on Morning Joe today, insisting that he's good at it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: V the K at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: John Wayne at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (EfRAJ)
IIRC, that's just pollo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (X88sA)
It's a trick name, kind of like Hannibal Lecter with anagrams. Except the guy's wife is actually banging a chicken.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (iQIUe)
He gave some stat that cucks are about 10-30% of men throughout history. I couldn't tell if that was serious or not.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)
I see the story has little info, just numbers.
I bet a lot of it has to do with the widespread STD's.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (qCMvj)
The goal is normalizing behaviors that are destructive to society.
Yes, a few swingers and polyamorists aren't going to affect your marriage, especially when they keep that crap quiet and act like normal monogamous couples in public.
But when it's considered a normal and natural part of society. When we hear about how monogamy is "unnatural"? Then it does affect your relationships. Then you become the bad guy for demanding fidelity. For expecting to raise children that you fathered. For demanding that your husband not bang his secretary and knock her up. For not going along with his demands for a threesome with your best friend.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (OiH3z)
You mean like the pizza?
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:26 PM (kZVsz)
Never been a fan, actually. Tombstone pizza is the cuckold porn or pizzas.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (shLnc)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (2oWD2)
IIRC, that's just pollo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:27 PM (X88sA)
It's a trick name, kind of like Hannibal Lecter with anagrams. Except the guy's wife is actually banging a chicken.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:30 PM (yBmlR)
Or maybe it's Basic Instinct. A "Hoberman" vs. "Oberman" thing. One of the two.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:07 PM (N4pek)
I wish I could meet some of these women.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 23, 2015 02:24 PM (zF6Iw)
No kidding. The girls will initiate action, but only if you're a high-status male. If you really think it's easier for betas to get some these days, you haven't been paying attention. Girls that are maybe a 5-6 out of ten with major makeup artistry and low lighting think they're entitled to Chris Hemsworth.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:32 PM (2Ojst)
other guys. He decided he was bi and tried to do the same, but he
didn't quite keep pace. She ultimately left him.
I've got a friend (a Marine...) whose wife negotiated the "I get to screw around but you don't" deal...then left him when he got sick of being home alone so much and screwed someone else (a woman...a woman with worse mental problems than his wife...).
(Fire sale at Ellipses R Us yesterday....they care parentheses now, too.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 23, 2015 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 02:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 02:33 PM (z9220)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 02:33 PM (kivUY)
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Now if my home state would just follow Mike Pondsmith's lead on another subject in that RPG, and repeal *all* of the gun control laws...
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:33 PM (3m3mw)
Some do. For others its a passive-aggressive F.U.
Posted by: Bigby's ASL at July 23, 2015 02:34 PM (3ZtZW)
Let's just say that-
If "fanny packs" scream masculine to you
then you're gonna lo-o-o-o-ove "beer holsters".
cochiseleather dot com
If it'll hold a Ruger Vaquero, it'll hold a beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:34 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (N4pek)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (q5APL)
Given the small communities that prevailed throughout history and the accepted penalties for that sort of thing, I find it hard to believe.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (yBmlR)
Some do. For others its a passive-aggressive F.U.
Posted by: Bigby's ASL at July 23, 2015 02:34 PM (3ZtZW)
For some it's because their spouse has cut them off sexually.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Fish at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (/uJMx)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (N4pek)
Yup. And that is the human nature that the Left is trying so damn hard to deny and destroy.
Even the two boys in the film recognized who the alpha was (and said they wanted to stick w/him) - "Your boyfriend is a badass!!" So they've got to smother that impulse in boys, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:35 PM (NOIQH)
Boys having less sex = Paolo having a LOT more sex
Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (p3Eii)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (9TK8E)
It's called islam and it's already here.
A lot of SJWs, Progtards, and fymynysts are going to be quite surprised if the participation rate ever reaches 10% or so of the population.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (2Ojst)
BONUS - Paolo tongue punches the dude's wife where he himself wants it - all while Mr. Phd curls up in a fetal position, thumb in mouth, babbling on about how his pink shirt makes him out to be to masculine.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (2oWD2)
And a lot of guys are just sort of "checking out" of the whole dating thing.
Really, at the end of the day, teenage girls are a pain in the ass.
If you were a 17 year old guy who had all the porn in the world
available to you, would you rather chase shitty little SJW's with
screwed up views on men and sex in general, or would you rather hang out
with your buddies?
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Teenaged girls who weren't sluts, in the drama club, or desperate never had anything to do with the likes of us beta males in high schools. Dating priority was in order: college guy who brings beer, guy going to Ivy League, guy who is varsity athlete, guy with a car of his own, another girl, and THEN maybe you, loser nerd. (Fortunately for me I knew a couple of girls from drama club.
)That was in the days of Ronaldus Maximus, I feel for the poor high school days in the era of Barackus Minimus. The burgers, fries, movie tickets and gas costs twice as much, too, and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong may still shut you down hard, assuming she is actually paying attention to you and not her cell phone.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 02:36 PM (0cMkb)
Why date when you have xbox?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (sWgE+)
So has your 02 Corolla been turned over to the car hospital for its parts?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (z9220)
Hell, i'm damn near 50 now & I'd still rather be sexing up a chick than looking at my pervy buddy with the pornhub addiction.
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The key phrase there is the bit about chasing SJWs.
"SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!1!"
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (3m3mw)
Proof positive Pornhub is superior to the GOP, especially the Senate Republicans.
Posted by: Jacob Brogan at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (TxJGV)
. Girls have always liked guys who are "vetted." I remember I always got more looks from women when I was with one than I was when I was alone. It's annoying, but that's how it is.
Yeah, the single hottest thing I ever did was to get engaged. All of a sudden I was catnip to single girls.
So unfair.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (JtwS4)
Wasn't Cyberpunk (tm) with DocWagon - that was a game of Shadowrun(tm).
DocWagon's a part of the Shadowrun universe. And that's one setting that would be an awesome movie franchise.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (0vr/j)
Paolo's testicles work harder than a Nazi ball bearing factory.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (shLnc)
this really is worth listening to
Awesome: Carly Fiorina Schools CNN, Hillary on Abortion 'Extremism'
http://bit.ly/1GHxwwD
the clip with Jake Tapper
burn
she's good
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (qCMvj)
Why date when you have xbox?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 02:37 PM (sWgE+)
It's cheaper, won't cheat on you or put you down, and is always there when you need it. Plus, if you want to play a little PS4 on the side, it doesn't care.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AMartel at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (WWgnZ)
I don't know how old you guys are but the twenty something betas get laid more than you think.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (N4pek)
Posted by: wooga at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (p3Eii)
never had anything to do with the likes of us beta males in high
schools.
That's interesting. During the reign of Bush the Elder, girls who weren't sluts or cheerleaders or tiny-cute-stupid couldn't get a second glance from beta males, at least in my fucked-up county.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (/kI1Q)
"SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!1!"
Reminds me of an old Chris Rock joke; 'If Clarence Thomas looked like Denzel Washington, you'd never know the name 'Anita Hill.''
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (kZVsz)
Even the ones that aren't straight up SJW's are spoiled princesses.
Posted by: V the K at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (yBmlR)
Wasn't Cyberpunk (tm) with DocWagon - that was a game of Shadowrun(tm).
DocWagon's a part of the Shadowrun universe. And that's one setting that would be an awesome movie franchise.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 02:38 PM (0vr/j)
So much fun. IIRC they had a module for DocWagon missions.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:39 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:40 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:40 PM (HECM7)
Posted by: Ben H at July 23, 2015 02:40 PM (gJEsZ)
I can relate to that. I used to have a hard time hittin on girls until I got married. Put that ring on and immediately some of them started hitting on me.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 23, 2015 02:40 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Mag reader at July 23, 2015 02:40 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 02:32 PM (2Ojst)
It's kind of amazing that girls still haven't figured out that guys will pretty much bang anyone who's available to bang.
But, the fact that they're willing to bang you means neither that you're particularly desirable-
nor that you're marriage material.
And for most guys, you being an easily bangable slut automatically disqualifies you from marriage.
Good luck with all that.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2015 02:42 PM (0cMkb)
So unfair.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yep. Two girls I had been interested in suddenly got interested in me when I got engaged. I think that was their insecurity in making a decision for a mate. They saw I was desirable to someone so that made picking me a "safer" decision.
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:43 PM (2oWD2)
The story of my life...
Posted by: The Chi at July 23, 2015 02:43 PM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: Coop at July 23, 2015 02:43 PM (w+JMv)
This is often true. But that doesn't change the fact there aren't a lot of them and an increasing amount.
And if you're in a place like New York, god help you.
Posted by: AD at July 23, 2015 02:43 PM (yBmlR)
DocWagon's a part of the Shadowrun universe. And that's one setting that would be an awesome movie franchise.
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Oh, right. Cyberpunk had Trauma Team and REO Meatwagon.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:44 PM (3m3mw)
@128 Funny how an imaginary dystopic SF game setting from my misspent youth turned into the California of today.
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Now if my home state would just follow Mike Pondsmith's lead on
another subject in that RPG, and repeal *all* of the gun control laws...
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The even better part was the Great Lawyer Purge alongside the streamlined criminal code and the right to all the self-defense you could afford. Of course, things got a little too free and easy, so all the people from the gated Mega-Corp communities voted in one of their own to run things the way THEY wanted...
The Corporate Party candidate was opposed by the remnants of the Republicans and Democrats unified into one party and the Greens. Irony!
.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:44 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:28 PM (3m3mw)
Clearly you're unfamiliar with Tinder.
No one dates anymore. Even when I was a teenager. It's about hooking up.
If fewer guys are having sex, its not for lack of opportunity.
It's because, like Japanese youth, they just don't want to. For whatever reasons.
My guess is because the girls suck, the culture tells them they suck, and theyre scared shitless of being accused of date rape.
Then there are the alphas (who have always existed) who are cleaning up with Tinder and other apps.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:44 PM (AkOaV)
Business idea! Hire an "engager".
A fake engagement girl.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:45 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: GOOP at July 23, 2015 02:45 PM (cygkw)
I'm not sure I understand. It's OK for the wife to sleep around because she's the breadwinner and she lets her husband do it too? I don't follow the justifications and I'm not sure I want to. All I see is more double standards. A man doing this is evil, a wife doing it is grrl power.
Whatever. L.I.B.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 23, 2015 02:45 PM (PFy0L)
Nothing happened. I couldn't get a second glance....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:45 PM (HECM7)
Good luck with all that.
Posted by: naturalfake
Amen. Most guys, as shallow as they may be, realize at some point they don't want a slut raising their children.
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:46 PM (2oWD2)
When I was traveling a lot for my job, if I when in to the hotel bar with my wedding ring I would have 2-3 women hit on me. If I didn't wear my ring not a look. I ask a female friend about it and she told me that married men were considered "safe" as a bar pickup because we wouldn't call or track them down. Married men were "quite".
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 02:46 PM (sWgE+)
What do you think schools and Hollywood are doing?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 02:46 PM (0NdlF)
Yeah, mattress girl had a full roster of FWBs.
But for the guys it seems like it would be like playing Russian roulette - is the next one going to accuse me of rape?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:47 PM (NOIQH)
Or teaching in womyn's studies programs, living with a "partner" and 26 cats. Because these feminists think the only reason men rejected them is Teh Partriarchy.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2015 02:47 PM (B/VB5)
It's often overlooked and dismissed as being Not Manly...but men do want emotional attachment to women as well. Jealousy used to be a common trait among guys when another dudeguybro was checking out their date. Now that is considered a bad-feel to be shunned and hated.
Now it's all just meat puppets and Paolo.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:47 PM (75gXb)
to the hotel bar with my wedding ring I would have 2-3 women hit on me.
If I didn't wear my ring not a look. I ask a female friend about it and
she told me that married men were considered "safe" as a bar pickup
because we wouldn't call or track them down. Married men were "quite".
Posted by: wrg500
*scribbles notes*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 23, 2015 02:47 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:48 PM (kZVsz)
A fake engagement girl.
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There have been a handful of Rom-Coms that revolve around this sort of thing. Except it's always the female lead trying to attract the attention of the male lead by bringing in her "fiancé" - who at least sometimes is gay.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:49 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 02:31 PM (OiH3z)
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead
ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all
when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you
know . . . .
Posted by: George Costanza at July 23, 2015 02:49 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Dirk at July 23, 2015 02:50 PM (es0c0)
Posted by: GOOP at July 23, 2015 02:50 PM (cygkw)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:51 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: OPM IT team at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (2oWD2)
When I was traveling a lot for my job, if I when in
to the hotel bar with my wedding ring I would have 2-3 women hit on me.
If I didn't wear my ring not a look. I ask a female friend about it and
she told me that married men were considered "safe" as a bar pickup
because we wouldn't call or track them down. Married men were "quite".
Posted by: wrg500
So the Fear of Flyings 'zipless fuck' is back? or did it never leave? I've been married 23 years so I've lost touch.
Posted by: Coop at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (w+JMv)
exdem13, it will be bad when you look back at those games and think they were too optimistic.
So has your 02 Corolla been turned over to the car hospital for its parts?
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I heard you on that, I thought "Starblade Battalion", Pondsmith''s MEKTON follow-up to 2020 as a universe expansion, was cheerfully off the reality horizon as a game setting. It took a hiatus from running that one to go MERP when the movie trilogy started, and when I was ready to go back...2008 election. Holy crap, what a reality shift....I never restarted that campaign again.
Things are not looking good fight now, I will have to play the SOB card on the warranty, but the extra costs will still be high AND it will take about a week for the correct parts to get shipped in. Trade-in is looking good right about now, have to conference with Dad once he and Momget back from wherever they have gone. (Didn't turn their cell phones on either.
) Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (HECM7)
I wouldn't be so concerned about the slut raising my kids, I'd worry more about me raising someone else's...
Posted by: Chupacabras
HA! Well played.
Posted by: Dang at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 02:52 PM (75gXb)
Incoming automation at fast food restaurants in New York in 5... 4... 3...
(note - these ellipses were purchased in the fire sale mentioned in the post above)
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:53 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 23, 2015 02:53 PM (w+JMv)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 02:53 PM (IPzoI)
Microsoft = Paolo
Computer = Your Wife
That's waaay too close to the truth to be funny.
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 02:54 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:55 PM (X88sA)
Suh, please to be resting assured that we will give you answers to all of your WINDOWS 10 questions.
Please to be giving me your Social security number, your date of birth, and a major credit card number so that we can proceed.
Posted by: Tech Support : Pockeestan at July 23, 2015 02:55 PM (2z4UX)
Posted by: keena at July 23, 2015 02:55 PM (Wn7f7)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:56 PM (kZVsz)
I think I saw an IowaHawk tweet saying he has $10 bucks that says the Paolo story was written by a middle-aged never married cat lady.
I wouldn't take that bet. It's a sucker's bet.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 23, 2015 02:56 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Tech Support : Pockeestan at July 23, 2015 02:56 PM (cygkw)
This is nonsense--the price of food will rise;sales will decline; automation will rise, and wait until the restaurants start seeking better-qualified employees---thus shutting out the low-skilled.
The progs will congratulate themselves, but everything they touch turns to shit...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:57 PM (HECM7)
How many guys consider fiancees off limits? Seems like a backfiring sort of plan.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 02:57 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 02:57 PM (kZVsz)
Move to Texas. We have them. Less the Kali nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 02:57 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 02:57 PM (OiH3z)
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A relationship like the one described (and there's a good chance that the story is fake) would require a great degree of self-deception. The male would basically be convincing himself that he was happy, even though in reality he'd probably be extremely miserable. He'd just convince himself that his miserable condition was the result of something else in his life.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:58 PM (3m3mw)
The Nazis were able to gain power because of people like you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 02:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 02:58 PM (VcOqI)
Never did In'n'Out but I would replace that with Giamella's.
Carl's Jr. is gradually moving into Houston.
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 02:59 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:59 PM (HECM7)
Uh, that's the goal.
See R.S. McCain's blog (or new book) where he has read the source feminists texts that confirm it. They hate men and want to destroy them.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2015 02:59 PM (NOIQH)
Windows 10? I've been running the tech preview releases in a virtual machine for 2 or 3 months.
Meh. At least they brought back the start menu. That they married it to the faux metro interface, ugh. And they left the ugly flatness of the Win8 color schemes. The IE follow on, "Project Spartan" seems ok.
Maybe.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 23, 2015 02:59 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:59 PM (HECM7)
Some picture frames come with them
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (0RdKg)
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That's why Spock Prime talks to young Spock in the new Star Trek movies.
Kirk Prime would just tell young Kirk to fuck all of the green alien chicks, and he'd never graduate from Star Fleet academy.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (VcOqI)
PornHib is pretty reliable on the facts. They won't fuck with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 03:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 23, 2015 02:45 PM (HECM7)
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In this day and age, what makes you think all those chicks were checking YOU out?
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2015 03:01 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Pick any ole Star Trek at July 23, 2015 02:16 PM (qCMvj)
link is on drudge.
I think the truth of the matter is that girls are still having sex, just with fewer guys.
And a lot of guys are just sort of "checking out" of the whole dating thing.
Really, at the end of the day, teenage girls are a pain in the ass. If you were a 17 year old guy who had all the porn in the world available to you, would you rather chase shitty little SJW's with screwed up views on men and sex in general, or would you rather hang out with your buddies?
Just saying.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 02:23 PM (AkOaV)
Those kids are dating because they don't fucking even drive!
They are too lazy to figure out how to drive a fucking auto that most of us learned to do when we were about 12-13 years old.
My wife works with people who have kids that are 18 and don't have a fucking driver's license. No driver's license, no need for a job. No need for a job, no money. No money, no pussy.
As Tony Montana said, "first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the scamper."
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 03:01 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 03:01 PM (OiH3z)
schools.
Maybe in your high school. In my high school very few of the girls in the drama club were sluts. Of course this was in the middle ages when people were not hooking up. They may have had sex but they also dated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (sWgE+)
HR, it's sort of irritating to see this back and forth, because I know there are a bunch of guy who wanted gf's and girls who wanted bf's but never could the two match up.
And that thing with your Marine friend sounds rough. I know when I was in Virginia beach a while ago I went to this club and had some sort of ring on the guys there were obsessively checking to make sure it wasn't a wedding ring. I felt sad for them, because I guess there is a lot of cheating there?
Posted by: Lea at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (lIU4e)
In my experience, the women who would hit on "married" me weren't that interested in pics of the fam.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (PFy0L)
OK, this is in Krautish but it's entirely a visual.
The caption is "guess what Milo the cat just noticed"
http://bit.ly/1MKOxv7
And let's just say that Milo the cat does not regret that he loves to grill.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (JtwS4)
Go to Wal Mart.
Buy frame.
Don't remove picture.
Win!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: John Heinz Kery at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (VcOqI)
Second, it seems like the rules on this site are like the secret menu at In n Out. Only everyone knows the In n Out secret menu. What other things get someone banned?
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
My wife works with people who have kids that are 18 and don't have a fucking driver's license. No driver's license, no need for a job. No need for a job, no money. No money, no pussy.
As Tony Montana said, "first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the scamper."
Or cite Young MC: You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 23, 2015 03:04 PM (PFy0L)
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I played most of the way through the first one. I enjoyed it, and keep meaning to finish it. But I somehow never get around to it.
I've heard that the second one is much better, and I picked it up on Steam. But I haven't started it.
Of the remaining two (I haven't purchased either of these) -
Hong Kong is the third game by the same company that did the two games mentioned above. Boston Lockdown is by a different company, and the page for it gives me a different vibe than what I get from the other three games.
On a somewhat related note, CD Projekt Red (Witcher series) is releasing a Cyberpunk RPG with the cooperation of Mike Pondsmith.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 03:04 PM (3m3mw)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 03:04 PM (8ZskC)
I'm a new commenter and want to be clear: How old is "too old" for commenting on an old post? Two weeks seems awfully long.
Second, it seems like the rules on this site are like the secret
menu at In n Out. Only everyone knows the In n Out secret menu. What
other things get someone banned?
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
The only rules are, there are no rules.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 03:05 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: John Heinz Kery at July 23, 2015 03:05 PM (VcOqI)
Buy frame.
Don't remove picture.
Win!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:02 PM (X88sA)
"What happened to your blonde hair and glasses?"
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)
As Tony Montana said, "first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the scamper."
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 03:01 PM (Z7G74)
The kids don't need to go anywhere to 'socialize' nowadays either.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:05 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Paolo at July 23, 2015 03:06 PM (8YE33)
"What happened to your blonde hair and glasses?" Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 03:05 PM (0NdlF)"That's her boyfriend, Paolo. We're enlightened and in an open marriage."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2015 03:06 PM (OiH3z)
No one dates anymore. Even when I was a teenager. It's about hooking up.
If fewer guys are having sex, its not for lack of opportunity.
It's because, like Japanese youth, they just don't want to. For whatever reasons.
My guess is because the girls suck, the culture tells them they suck, and theyre scared shitless of being accused of date rape.
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Some truth to this, and once again the Japanese are pointing the way. The Japanese guys have their reasons for 2D girls instead of 3D, and these have been given. Some of these reasons may sound familiar to American men these days.
1. Japan's dead-in-the-water economy means single independent guys can live in an "apartment" the size of an American walk-in closet. It's tough bringing a girl home to that.
2. Speaking of that economy, too many men can afford a hobby or a girlfriend, but not both. Guess which one is cheaper and less demanding?
3. Japanese girls are in no hurry to get married at 19-24 like their mothers did, so they play around until they are nearly old maids of 30, and suddenly desperate.
4. Japanese girls are prone to high standards, so the stereotype of the handsome rich alpha dude with the right school tie is truth in fiction. Not-so-rich and not-so-handsome dudes who may or may not have the right school tie and aren't interested in climbing the ladder to keiritsu success over their fellow junior execs' backs get ignored. Double-down ignored if one shows signs of being an otaku.
5. As per #4 above, a lot of current japanese marriages end up in divorce, usually with the wife decideing the reality of married life doesn't match the fantasy so she bails. Or maybe the husband gets bored first and tosses the wife over the side in favor of his younger, hotter mistress. Children from broken homes aren't exactly eager to get married either.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 03:07 PM (ry4ab)
Well, criticizing the boss's choice of subject matter is a good one.
However, laughing at him when he bans himself isn't. Go figure.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:07 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: Mandingo at July 23, 2015 03:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Asking what gets you banned.
kidding. welcome.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:07 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2015 03:08 PM (P25Hh)
Paolo is real, because he became a meme.
Which is like a mime, but in a bang your wife kind of way.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2015 03:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 03:09 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Dirk at July 23, 2015 03:09 PM (es0c0)
What other things get someone banned?
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Don't know if you'll get banned, but socking other commenters is frowned upon. And pants. Definitely remove any pants to comment.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 03:10 PM (Vf5rR)
The first rule of Ban Club is you don't talk about what gets you banned.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2015 03:10 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 03:10 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Just be careful of any unexpected FedEx packages.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 03:10 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Any discussion about that thing.
You know.
The one thing that shall not be discussed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 03:13 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 03:13 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 23, 2015 03:13 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Just do be safe, don't comment on anything more than a day or two old. The hamsters can be cruel and unequal in their punishments.
Other than that... uh, don't be a troll, don't pick on the ewok when he's on his period and don't say anything super over the top that will make people think you're a moby.
It's pretty hard to get banned around here.
Well, that's not entirely accurate. ace even banned ace one time.
The most important rule of aoshq is to never google any unfamiliar terms you read in the comments.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Dirk at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (es0c0)
Well, that's not entirely accurate. ace even banned ace one time.
The most important rule of aoshq is to never google any unfamiliar terms you read in the comments.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)
And never follow a link provided by maddogg.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (2l5vw)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (sWgE+)
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Arguing that Giada is hotter than Nigella?
Posted by: The Chi at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (P25Hh)
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It's not like anyone's going to read those comments in any event...
Unless there's a specialty post involved, or a particularly heated argument, most comments sections get abandoned here the moment a new thread goes up.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)
Indeed. Just ask one of the horde for a direct link to it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:15 PM (OSs/l)
Tinder is a smartphone app that links up with your facebook and shows you pictures of other singles within x number of miles of you (at the time. so it updates if youre driving cross country or whatnot)
So murder rate is probably low -- but STDs? yeah, probably a thing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (X88sA)
Not checking in with the welcome committee for one. I sse that no one has yet isssued you a pineapple.
Posted by: AoS Welcome Committee at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 03:16 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)
Indicate if some link is NSFW. Some people here actually have jobs, in an office. Really.
About the quickest banning stuff I see is advocating violence/insurrection, making threats, etc. The sort of actionable stuff that gets LE rightfully involved.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (Vf5rR)
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Co-opted into a hook-up site, I think. And I think it also has an app.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (3m3mw)
It's like a video game too. You can swipe left or right depending on if you think the person is attractive. If you both swipe "attractive" or "interested" or whatever, then you get a notification that theres a match.
Then you get on whatsapp, do some anonymous texting, then you go over to her house and bang her or whatever.
It really is... something.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (AkOaV)
Nope; Even if i were single and young and did Facebook-nope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (75gXb)
And by "kind of like", I mean "exactly like".
Which is not meant in a disparaging way, of course.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (kZVsz)
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Arguing that Giada is hotter than Nigella?
/preps flamethrower
We're going to have one of THOSE afternoons, aren't we...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (2l5vw)
I seem to remember this sort of thing from a story about a gay guy who got murdered by someone he agreed to meet and hook up with.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 23, 2015 03:19 PM (VcOqI)
You know.
The one thing that shall not be discussed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:11 PM (fWAjv)
Oh, right!
Yeah, NEVER talk about THAT.
It will bring the ban hammer down on you in about 2 seconds.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:19 PM (AkOaV)
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But if someone says "This link doesn't contain face-sized spiders. Swearsies!" then you can totally trust that link.
Swearsies!
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 03:19 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (2l5vw)
And the war of Northern Aggression
Posted by: wrg500 at July 23, 2015 03:19 PM (sWgE+)
Teenaged girls who weren't sluts, in the drama club, or desperate never
had anything to do with the likes of us beta males in high
schools.
Maybe in your high school. In my high school very few of the girls
in the drama club were sluts. Of course this was in the middle ages when
people were not hooking up. They may have had sex but they also dated.
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By the days of Ronaldus Maximus things had changed since there was now Dating With Benefits.
Or that new thing that came in the day of Bush Paternus, "Friends With Benefits". But going steady, going at random, or just getting drunk and getting a lucky goal inside the friendzone, it was still the same. The only girls for me (and this was made quite clear by the Future Desperate Housewives set) were the ones drunken dancing early in the party (if they stayed unclaimed long enough), the ones who would cheerfully have accepted a date with a dude no matter what (poor things needed self-esteem more than me) and the charming drama club (and band) girls, who were artsy types and into self-discovery and not at all worried about rating guys who could talk about music and movies and stuff like that. I really miss that last category, since the SJWs have been doing their damnedest to make lady bohemians into shrieking harpies for nearly 2 decades now. Posted by: exdem13 at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (IPzoI)
Get it right.
And don't forget to upgrade to the Platinum level of membership. You'll then be ban proof.
One day Ace might upgrade.
Posted by: AoS Welcome Committee at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (OSs/l)
Ah!
now that is grindr, the gay hook up app.
More anonymous than Tindr.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:14 PM (AkOaV)
That, and NEVER put all your guns in one canoe.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 23, 2015 03:20 PM (Vf5rR)
Or war of southern butt hurt.
And never advocating putting ketchup on a hotdog.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (AkOaV)
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Arguing that Giada is hotter than Nigella?
/preps flamethrower
We're going to have one of THOSE afternoons, aren't we...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (2l5vw)<<<
No arguments. This is easy. Giada, with a crossbow, is waaay hotter.
Posted by: crossing the memes at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (z9azR)
And by "kind of like", I mean "exactly like".
Which is not meant in a disparaging way, of course.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (kZVsz)
Like American rule of law then.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (0FSuD)
well many of us, unfortunately, made that mistake before the update to the aoshq lifestyle guide told us not to.
if only we'd known..
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
Ask Ace, he's banned himself before.
And don't use the word "Bla zer". Remove the space between "a" and "z". That is the burning word.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 03:22 PM (Z7G74)
What other things get someone banned? Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
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What difference, at this point, does it make?//?11/1/!!?!?!/1!?/?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 23, 2015 03:22 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Feh at July 23, 2015 03:23 PM (LWyqh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2015 03:18 PM (OSs/l)
A muslim was using Grinder (gay tinder) to murder gays.
Shocked that it wasn't on the news.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 03:23 PM (fWAjv)
When someone says "whatever you do, don't click that link", don't.
Posted by: Roy at July 23, 2015 03:17 PM (VndSC)
for example... http://tinyurl.com/ltb5qz4
Posted by: the chicken at July 23, 2015 03:23 PM (es0c0)
Giada.
Frakkin' crossbowist.
Giada.
Frakkin' crossbowist.
/consults Style Guide
Let me see...memes in conflict...oh here we go, when in doubt, have at!
/click
...damn. Forgot to reload after last use...mumblegrumble...
/stalks off to refuel
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 23, 2015 03:24 PM (2l5vw)
Posted by: taryn onthenews at July 23, 2015 03:03 PM (dp7Vd)
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Ace supposedly banned himself. I've wound up banned a few times, with no explanation. I have no idea if it's some automatic process, or one of the moderators took offense to something I said and just did not bother to say why. Yeah, there's hypocrisy and inconsistency. But we're conservatives. It's their blog so they can be that way if they want. I would never go Ira Weatheral.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 03:24 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 23, 2015 03:24 PM (75gXb)
At worst, fake but accurate.
Even if he didn't write this particular terrible bit for that particular terrible publication, you know he's out there. You know they're out there. Barack. Ezra Klein. Pajama Boy. Matt Yglesias. Barack. Etc.
Posted by: 0302 at July 23, 2015 03:24 PM (N6eLE)
here actually have jobs, in an office. Really.
Totes safe.
Caitlyn Jenner's photo shoot:
http://bit.ly/1MpGcjc
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:25 PM (X88sA)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2015 03:25 PM (X88sA)
Oh, and SMFH, Giada is the granddaughter ot grand niece maybe of director Dino De Laurentis. A TV chefstress. Nigella is ace's British tv chef crush.
Posted by: The Chi at July 23, 2015 03:27 PM (EfRAJ)
damn autocucumber
Posted by: The Chi at July 23, 2015 03:29 PM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2015 03:33 PM (QrB1r)
well many of us, unfortunately, made that mistake before the update to the aoshq lifestyle guide told us not to.
if only we'd known..
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 23, 2015 03:21 PM (AkOaV)
So true, but where did those guns go? Here maybe?
http://tinyurl.com/ps3tuxe
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 23, 2015 03:36 PM (0FSuD)
self-discovery and not at all worried about rating guys who could talk
about music and movies and stuff like that. I really miss that last
category, since the SJWs have been doing their damnedest to make lady
bohemians into shrieking harpies for nearly 2 decades now.
*
*
Oh, yeah. I cut a wide swath among those girls in high school and college. I was wondering why they became extinct.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2015 03:39 PM (QrB1r)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 23, 2015 03:48 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 03:56 PM (q5APL)
PornHub has... anecdotally (from a friend!) had an increasing number of cuck vids submissions.
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