"Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" Open Thread

Tonight at 9 EDT on SyFy. You know you're watching.

Posted by: Andy at 08:24 PM

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1 Boobs!

Posted by: wooga at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (p3Eii)

2
It's a wrap!

Posted by: TMZ at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (OiFtZ)

3 I hate it when hotties get killed.

What a waste of talent.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (MDgS8)

4 KindofaDick says he's going to make me watch this tomorrow. Uh....no.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:26 PM (q20+R)

5 At least does the Sharnado devour the White House-Please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 08:27 PM (OSs/l)

6 I actually would watch it if I had a TV that worked and Cable. Sounds like a good laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 08:28 PM (OSs/l)

7 You want Reagan in the sunshine.

You'll take Walker with a light rain.

You'll get Trumpnado.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 22, 2015 08:29 PM (m9V0o)

8 5 At least does the Sharnado devour the White House-Please?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 08:27 PM (OSs/l)

PETA won't have it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

9 Apparently, Rotten Tomatoes gave the first Sharknado 4 stars saying the critic consensus was that it "Proudly, shamelessly, and gloriously brainless.",

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 08:35 PM (OSs/l)

10 It would be cool if Hillary was defeated by someone named Walker.

Think about it.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 08:42 PM (MDgS8)

11 I would take Walker in a slight rain.

I would even vote for Trumpnado.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 08:43 PM (MDgS8)

12 I asked my pal the Park Ranger if she had any inside gossip about the filming in DC. All she could pass on is that somebody at NPS wasn't paying attention and somehow they filmed in Lafayette Square Park, which is strictly forbidden. So look out for those scenes of Lafayette Square Park (across from the White House)!

Posted by: biancaneve at July 22, 2015 08:45 PM (kBiy2)

13 Trumpnados are caused by roiling of excessive amounts of rising hot air... a dead certainty in the silly season, given our national political climate.

Posted by: Locarno at July 22, 2015 08:46 PM (Ms7bu)

14 Nood.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 08:53 PM (MDgS8)

15 Let's hope the Mud Shark makes an appearance.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to FZ at July 22, 2015 08:56 PM (BO/km)

16
I BELIEVE!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 08:56 PM (iQIUe)

17 Nado. Shark Nado.

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 08:59 PM (Ii2lB)

18 James Bond open...HA!

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 08:59 PM (73Wdn)

19 Oh no, how will the sharks get through the traffic on I-95?

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:01 PM (GgxVX)

20 OH HELL YES

*drinks*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:01 PM (GEICT)

21 And it's total bullshit this got stomped.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:01 PM (GEICT)

22 Heh, like he couldn't have just jumped the fence and ran in or perhaps taken a gyro-copter.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:02 PM (GgxVX)

23 Don't forget guys, there was a waterspout in the Outer Banks earlier this year, and now there a ton of sharks there. So a Sharknado is likely.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2015 09:02 PM (Z7G74)

24 *snort*

Love it, President Cuban.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:03 PM (GEICT)

25 Hahahaha... Carlos Danger!

Posted by: Weinershark at July 22, 2015 09:03 PM (z9azR)

26 Kurt Russell has let himself go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:03 PM (rwI+c)

27 Ha! Ann Coulter is the VP.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:03 PM (GgxVX)

28 VP Coulter is hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:04 PM (GEICT)

29 More believable -- Mark Cuban or Donald Trump as President?

Posted by: Vice President Ann Coulter at July 22, 2015 09:04 PM (z9azR)

30 Cuban

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:05 PM (GEICT)

31 Jackie Collins!

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:05 PM (XKqt3)

32 Cuban should be worried his Secret Sevice detail has an ex-Laker on it.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:07 PM (GgxVX)

33 Oh geez this is so dumb.i cant believe i'm watching this dreck.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:07 PM (BO/km)

34 Lou Ferrigno!

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 09:07 PM (Ii2lB)

35 "Don't make me angry." HA!

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 09:08 PM (73Wdn)

36 For god's sake, will someone let him be clear?!

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:08 PM (GgxVX)

37 lol awesome, so Ann Coulter is VP here?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:09 PM (2XMpf)

38 That surfing down the stairs was classic.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:09 PM (XKqt3)

39 33 Oh geez this is so dumb.i cant believe i'm watching this dreck.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:07 PM (BO/km)

Then don't. It's the stupid, dumb over the top fun that we enjoy.

I mean, VP Ann Coulter just surfed down a stairwell filled with sharks.

That's awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:09 PM (GEICT)

40 Whoa, Dysons really don't lose suction.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:09 PM (GgxVX)

41 How do those sharks fly like that? Are they full of helium?

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:10 PM (BO/km)

42 At least the movie's president doesn't hate guns

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:10 PM (2XMpf)

43 "It time it's personal." Drink.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 09:10 PM (73Wdn)

44 Oh sure, when I call it "my house" everyone has a shit fit, when Mark Cuban does it it's supposed to be bad ass.

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 22, 2015 09:11 PM (z9azR)

45 This is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:11 PM (GEICT)

46 No! Not Jefferson!!!!!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:11 PM (2XMpf)

47 The rules have changed...damn, global warming.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:12 PM (GgxVX)

48 HA HA
"God Bless America"

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:12 PM (2XMpf)

49 Impaling a shark using Old Glory. Wow.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:12 PM (XKqt3)

50 I didnt say I didnt want to watch it. I can't look away.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:12 PM (BO/km)

51 This is even better than the first two.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:13 PM (GEICT)

52 Good God Almighty the White House is broken in half.

Posted by: Jim Ross at July 22, 2015 09:13 PM (73Wdn)

53 Nice recreation of the flag raising on Iwo Jima.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:13 PM (GgxVX)

54 And now the Universal Studios product placement.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:15 PM (XKqt3)

55 Bo Derek is scary looking. Wow.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:15 PM (GgxVX)

56 Could the sharks kill everyone on the Today Show?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 09:15 PM (DiZBp)

57 Eat Matt. Eat Matt. Eat Matt.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:16 PM (BO/km)

58 Wow can you say sexy tartnado??

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:17 PM (HX8tj)

59 That was Bo Derek? More like Wo Dereck

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:17 PM (BO/km)

60 Hahahahaha. Chris Jericho.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:17 PM (GEICT)

61 It's Universal is Jericho!!!!

Posted by: Chris Jericho at July 22, 2015 09:18 PM (Z7G74)

62 Wait. Wait. There was a second one, already?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 09:18 PM (0NdlF)

63 Aww, I hope the boy from The Thundermans makes it.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:18 PM (GgxVX)

64 Handy job in the roller coaster in advance of disaster

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:18 PM (HX8tj)

65 Sharknado is Jericho

Posted by: Jim Ross at July 22, 2015 09:18 PM (73Wdn)

66 The Republicans surrendered to the sharks even before they attacked.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 09:19 PM (DiZBp)

67 On the other hand, the DC and area geography references are awful.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:20 PM (XKqt3)

68 Love the smoke. Didn't know sharks farted so much smoke.

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:20 PM (HX8tj)

69 I like how the radio announcers mention that it's a sharknado so casually. Apparently those are just things that happen every so often, like rain in Florida.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (iF4ab)

70 Must suspend disbelief re: the laws of physics...

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (XKqt3)

71 By the power of Greyskull.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (GgxVX)

72 NOVA'S BACK!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (Z7G74)

73 Skeletor!!!

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (HX8tj)

74 Sharknado hunters?

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 09:21 PM (73Wdn)

75 NOVA!!!

The hottie is back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:23 PM (GEICT)

76 Is that a BFG 9000?

Posted by: the Doom space marine at July 22, 2015 09:23 PM (z9azR)

77 Commercial break!

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 09:24 PM (Ii2lB)

78 John boehner is already negotiating away territory to the Sharks in the name of bipartisanshit

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:24 PM (HX8tj)

79
Damn. had other obligitions. I'll have to catch the late showing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ODxAs)

80 Give them room to destroy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:25 PM (rwI+c)

81 Do the Sharks wear thongs?

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (HX8tj)

82 Just think how many children could have been fed with all those wasted sharks!

Posted by: Typical Lib #1 at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (Z7G74)

83 Damn. had other obligitions. I'll have to catch the late showing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ODxAs)

You could start watching right now and have no problem catching up with the plot.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (XKqt3)

84 Yikes, did anyone else get the scary grandparents commercial?

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (GgxVX)

85 82 Just think how many children could have been fed with all those wasted sharks!
Posted by: Typical Lib #1 at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!

Posted by: Typical Lib #2 at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (Z7G74)

86 Sharknado updates to the thread upstairs!

Posted by: Sharknado-3 at July 22, 2015 09:26 PM (1IeyH)

87 The sharks would probably spit John Boner out as he's protected by a layer of orange slime.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:27 PM (BO/km)

88 84- yeah, but it's a Shama-lama-ding-dong movie, so it will probably be really bad.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:27 PM (iF4ab)

89 The sharks are a metaphor for illegal immigration.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)

90 I'm awaiting a cameo from keanneau reeves or Andy Garcia

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (HX8tj)

91 Fine

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)

92 You could start watching right now and have no problem catching up with the plot.

What about if one skips watching entirely ... ?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (0NdlF)

93 Nova! Titties on parade!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (GEICT)

94 Damn militarized thug shark hunters. They won't be happy until they shoot someone's dogshark.

Posted by: militarized thug cop at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (z9azR)

95 Nova showing the rack off.

Guess Malcolm must be tagging that shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:28 PM (Z7G74)

96 Barry just declared sharks to be racist because there aren't any great black ones

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 09:29 PM (DiZBp)

97 LMFAO. Malcom in the Middle.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:29 PM (GEICT)

98 That must have been Nova's boyfriend's condo that they found the guns in LA.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:30 PM (Z7G74)

99 Ahhhhh....that's a lot of leather (or just a bit of leather) on Nova.

I approve.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:30 PM (GEICT)

100 Are those sharpton Sharks looking for a shakedown?!

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:31 PM (HX8tj)

101 Hey, no shark is going to get its teeth on the NoVaMoMee mini-trampoline.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:31 PM (XKqt3)

102 Cochran

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:31 PM (Z7G74)

103 Nova is making Quint seem stable.

And apparently sharks can now live in clouds, because gills are decorative.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:32 PM (iF4ab)

104 102 Cochran

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:31 PM (Z7G74)

Noooovaaaaaaa....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:32 PM (GEICT)

105 Tartnado!!!

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:32 PM (HX8tj)

106 Trump is gonna be hellapissed Mark Cuban totally uipdtaed him AND beat him to the White House.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 22, 2015 09:32 PM (Kucy5)

107 They ARE full of helium. Thats how they fly. Yea that's it.

Ok I can continue watching.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:33 PM (BO/km)

108 See...I would have live blogged the shit out of this thing. If ever there was an event made for live blogging....

But alas...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:33 PM (GEICT)

109 And apparently sharks can now live in clouds, because gills are decorative.

What are clouds? Eh? Ehh?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 09:33 PM (0NdlF)

110 Coming soon... Alligator Apocalypse!

Posted by: SyFy at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (z9azR)

111 How much did Universal Studios pay for this much asskissing?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (iF4ab)

112 But alas...

Credible Hulk Not Smash?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (0NdlF)

113 How much did Universal Studios pay for this much asskissing?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (iF4ab)

SyFy is part of the NBC/Universal, um, universe.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (XKqt3)

114 Credible Hulk Not Smash?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 09:34 PM (0NdlF)

Credible Hulk no has permission/keys.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:35 PM (GEICT)

115 This is one of the better Asylum Productions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:35 PM (rwI+c)

116 CentipedeCyclone!

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (rwI+c)

117 Ok I snickered at the shark on the waterslide.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (BO/km)

118 Why hasn't anyone invented an actual artificial limb that includes a chainsaw by now?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (XKqt3)

119 Are chainsaws just normal preparedness now? I mean EVERYBODY has one.

We have an Evil Dead reference already!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (iF4ab)

120 Coming soon... Alligator Apocalypse!

Don't you mean...Acrocolypse?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (m9V0o)

121 OK we had it on delay. Just started. This looks as good/bad the other 2.

And I'd love Ann Coulter as VP, that rocks!

Back to getting more wine and enjpying the little part of today's American culture I can.

I find it hysterical that Eric Bolling is such a fan. I'll have to say we have several things in common.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 09:37 PM (o/90i)

122 Is Trump in this one? Cause that would be good.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:38 PM (BO/km)

123 You know what makes Sharknado even more awesome? Tequila. I'm well into the bottle.

WHO'S WITH ME????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:38 PM (GEICT)

124 >>>Don't you mean...Acrocolypse?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 22, 2015 09:36 PM (m9V0o)<<<

The sharkbait that was hitting on the daughter joked about surviving an Alligator Apocalypse... so that's gotta be the spin-off.

Posted by: SyFy at July 22, 2015 09:39 PM (z9azR)

125 122 Is Trump in this one? Cause that would be good.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:38 PM (BO/km)

Only if he's immediately eaten.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:39 PM (GEICT)

126 This is exactly what I needed. This schlock is so great.

Posted by: Texas T at July 22, 2015 09:39 PM (rAhj2)

127 WHO'S WITH ME????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:38 PM (GEICT)

You'd better still be around in an hour and 20 minutes.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:40 PM (XKqt3)

128 > The sharks are a metaphor for illegal immigration

No. Ann doesn't feel for the illegals.

Posted by: Stumbo at July 22, 2015 09:40 PM (yPsNs)

129 No Tekillya for me. I'll raise a bowl of rocky road ice creme though.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:40 PM (BO/km)

130 Spidercane: The Fangening.

Posted by: otho at July 22, 2015 09:41 PM (d8udV)

131 Only if he's immediately eaten.

Nothing left but the hair.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:42 PM (BO/km)

132 All these Sharknados are so scary, I just shit my pants.

Posted by: Al Roker at July 22, 2015 09:42 PM (z9azR)

133 Wait...it's a possibility that Nova can be a stripper?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:42 PM (GEICT)

134 The Feast Coast. God love the writers who sacrificed their livers with Valu-Rite to write this.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:42 PM (iF4ab)

135 Oh, crap! Universal Orlando is a chainsaw-free zone.

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 09:43 PM (Ii2lB)

136 Where are the mountains of Charleston located?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

137 I actually would watch it if I had a TV that worked and Cable. Sounds like a good laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 08:28 PM (OSs/l)

My TV works, but no cable. It's job is to collect dust. Last TV show I watched was the Super Bowl, at somebody else's house.

Posted by: Blano at July 22, 2015 09:44 PM (w1ewr)

138 You know what makes Sharknado even more awesome? Tequila. I'm well into the bottle.
WHO'S WITH ME????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:38 PM

BC! My brother from another mother! Tequila always makes bad movies enjoyable.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 09:44 PM (o/90i)

139 THE Finn Shephard? He's gonna end up like Jim Cantore. No one wants him in their town.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:45 PM (GgxVX)

140 I wonder if the guy who plays Finn is still amazed that he's done three films with the name Sharknado?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:45 PM (iF4ab)

141 Where are the mountains of Charleston located?

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

In the same mind that had a really large park between the White House and the Old Executive Office Building.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:46 PM (XKqt3)

142 I think that's Charlston California.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:46 PM (BO/km)

143 The sharkbait that was hitting on the daughter joked about surviving an Alligator Apocalypse... so that's gotta be the spin-off.
Posted by: SyFy at July 22, 2015 09:39 PM (z9azR)

Just saw something that said that when they were filming Sharknado 2, they told the extras the movie was Alligator Apocalypse.

Oh, the guard at the gate is in Z-Nation. Nice Zombie reference there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:46 PM (Z7G74)

144 Visions of "Stripes" with that camper van.

Posted by: Rothski at July 22, 2015 09:46 PM (HX8tj)

145 BC! My brother from another mother! Tequila always makes bad movies enjoyable.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 09:44 PM (o/90i)

This isn't even bad. This is just simply fucking awesome. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

140 I wonder if the guy who plays Finn is still amazed that he's done three films with the name Sharknado?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:45 PM (iF4ab)

Ian Ziering. Who hasn't done shit since the original 90210. So I'm guessing he's loving it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:47 PM (GEICT)

146 It's only a flesh wound

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 09:48 PM (DiZBp)

147 How many times do you think Lorenzo was busted back in rank?

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:48 PM (GgxVX)

148 Oh Malcolm!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

149 Oh no... Malcolm in the Megalodon!

Posted by: zombie Frankie Muniz at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (z9azR)

150 Awww... Malcolm is getting Munched.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (iF4ab)

151 And there goes Malcom's chance of getting a piece of Nova.

Not that he ever really had a chance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (GEICT)

152 Frankie Muniz made a poor life choice.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (XKqt3)

153 Malcolm got munched.

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (Ii2lB)

154 With his NOSE!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:49 PM (2XMpf)

155 But alas...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:33 PM (GEICT)

You and Alex should have done a podcast while watching it.

Posted by: WOPR at July 22, 2015 09:51 PM (nRvEn)

156 You and Alex should have done a podcast while watching it.

Posted by: WOPR at July 22, 2015 09:51 PM (nRvEn)

Hahahahaha. That would have been interesting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:51 PM (GEICT)

157 NASCAR!

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (rwI+c)

158 An F4? I guess they didn't have the budget for an F15.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (BO/km)

159 150 - Missed it by *that much*

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (Ii2lB)

160 Only the middle of Malcolm was left.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (Z7G74)

161 That's gonna be a caution flag.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (GgxVX)

162 In the nd, all that was left of Malcolm was the middle.
Frankie got Munzed.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (d8qld)

163 To be in the living room of a professional fighter pilot right now.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (XKqt3)

164 Yes! Here come the sharks to NASCAR

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (2XMpf)

165 Dollar says Danica caused the wreck

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (Z7G74)

166 How do they know how to fly a jet?!

And how can they identify Daytona from the height that a jet flies?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (iF4ab)

167 Dollar says Danica caused the wreck

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (Z7G74)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (XKqt3)

168 Young Jeff Gordon would have driven tight through that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

169 Did the sharks take out Kurt Busch?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (2XMpf)

170 Gooose!!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (wkUEj)

171 165
Dollar says Danica caused the wreck

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:52 PM (Z7G74)
Well duh that goes without saying

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:54 PM (2XMpf)

172 Gooose!!!!

Ha! You beat me to it.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:54 PM (GgxVX)

173 I'm not a fan of Nova in a flight suit in a plane. Booooooooooo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 09:54 PM (GEICT)

174 they crash like that without sharks.....

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:54 PM (wkUEj)

175 Oh my God, they killed Keselowski!

You bastards!

Posted by: Stan, Kyle, and Eric at July 22, 2015 09:54 PM (z9azR)

176 Okay I am writing an exam, and I think I might have to include a Sharknado-themed question in the exam now

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:55 PM (2XMpf)

177 I can't believe I forgot this was on.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 09:56 PM (TJCSB)

178 Thats a negative ghost rider, the pattern is full.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:56 PM (Z7G74)

179 What did I miss? Was there any acting in this one so far?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 09:56 PM (TJCSB)

180 @166

NASCAR track is pretty big. Hard to miss from altitude.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 09:57 PM (DA2iV)

181 Soccer!!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:57 PM (wkUEj)

182 The first 15 min were awesome.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 09:57 PM (5V8Fy)

183 I can't believe I forgot this was on.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 09:56 PM (TJCSB)

It repeats at 11 eastern, Saturday at 7 pm eastern and Sunday at 9.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:58 PM (XKqt3)

184 I couldn't figure out who that guy was. Malcolm, of course.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 09:58 PM (DA2iV)

185 166 How do they know how to fly a jet?!

And how can they identify Daytona from the height that a jet flies?
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:53 PM (iF4ab)

Flew in a commercial flight over Indy once. Indy, Daytona, and Talladega are HUGE.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 09:58 PM (Z7G74)

186 i hope that evil witch Hannah doesn't show up......

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:58 PM (wkUEj)

187 NASCAR? WTF?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (TJCSB)

188 Perfection

Posted by: Texas T at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (rAhj2)

189 Okay I am writing an exam, and I think I might have to include a Sharknado-themed question in the exam now

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 09:55 PM (2XMpf)

I'll be interested to find out how you do so.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (XKqt3)

190 Rambo!!

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (GgxVX)

191 Xena!!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (wkUEj)

192 LOL nice landing there, Finn

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (2XMpf)

193 NOW IT'S GETTING GOOD.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (rwI+c)

194 Nova in tiny panties!!!

YESSSSS1!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (Z7G74)

195 Annnnnnnnnnnnnd Nova is wet. And in a thong.

I'm done.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (GEICT)

196 I guess the crash tore their clothes off.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (DA2iV)

197 Bo Derek, no longer a 10.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (TJCSB)

198 Okay, now, I want a machete shotgun.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:00 PM (GgxVX)

199 191 Xena!!!!
Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 09:59 PM (wkUEj)

Looks just like her.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 10:01 PM (cbfNE)

200 No way can they top Nova soaking wet in a thong. It's all downhill from here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:01 PM (GEICT)

201 I want a machete shotgun.

I'll trade for an autolongbow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (rwI+c)

202 YES! Jerry Springer got it!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (2XMpf)

203 That was too hot for TV

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (Z7G74)

204 Hi and bye to Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (XKqt3)

205 They crash a jet, and casually walk out of the wreck, half naked...

The writers were snorting the good stuff, not the cheap meth.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (iF4ab)

206 Well at least Jerry Springer is dead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (DiZBp)

207 Selfie stick kill. HA!

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:02 PM (73Wdn)

208 Does look like Xena. Aren't they re-booting that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:03 PM (DA2iV)

209 I'm surprised those two guys didn't have their heads in each others crotches

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:03 PM (Z7G74)

210 #Sharklivesmatter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:03 PM (DiZBp)

211 I wonder what future generations will think of our amusement at Sharknado flicks.

Anyhow, time for a tequila shot BC?

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 10:03 PM (o/90i)

212 Okay, that shark on the roller coaster totally defies the laws of physics

but eh, it's sharknado, so that's okay

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:04 PM (2XMpf)

213 Jericho does the job.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:04 PM (Z7G74)

214 Thrown off a roller coaster. And walks away.

This shit is great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:04 PM (GEICT)

215 Why do I not have a double-bladed chainsaw?

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:05 PM (73Wdn)

216 no way....starts on the first pull!!??

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:05 PM (wkUEj)

217 Anyhow, time for a tequila shot BC?
Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 10:03 PM (o/90i)

Next commercial break. I don't want to miss anything.

GRRMARTIN gets eaten!!!!

YES!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:05 PM (GEICT)

218 This shit's hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:05 PM (TJCSB)

219 I think Kathie Lee really would cut a bitch.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:06 PM (GgxVX)

220 I bet the minions would have done better at fighting the sharks

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:06 PM (Z7G74)

221 " no way....starts on the first pull!!??"

No. Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:06 PM (DA2iV)

222 GRRMARTIN gets eaten!!!

He should have finished those damn books. LMBO

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:06 PM (GgxVX)

223 Run Gawkers!!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:07 PM (wkUEj)

224 Poor Harvey Levin.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:07 PM (Z7G74)

225 The metal globe is stong enough, but they pass though buildings like they're tissue paper?

AND ARE FINE AFTER BEING TOSSED AROUND!!!!!1!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:08 PM (iF4ab)

226 "I think I just shit myself" -- Richard Roeper

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:08 PM (TJCSB)

227 That Pizza Hut commercial looks like a rape video to me.

Notice how one of those ball shaped things leaves it sauce on one woman's cheek.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, SJW at July 22, 2015 10:09 PM (Z7G74)

228 225
The metal globe is stong enough, but they pass though buildings like they're tissue paper?

AND ARE FINE AFTER BEING TOSSED AROUND!!!!!1!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:08 PM (iF4ab)
yeah, CGI doesn't exactly follow laws of physics

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:10 PM (2XMpf)

229 I want a machete shotgun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

230 Imagine the cameos they will get for the next installment

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:11 PM (omcuM)

231 Soap weakens the protiens. I have no idea what this means, but it must be important.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:11 PM (iF4ab)

232 222 GRRMARTIN gets eaten!!!

He should have finished those damn books. LMBO
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:06 PM (GgxVX)

At the movie titled "Shark Wedding"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, SJW at July 22, 2015 10:11 PM (Z7G74)

233 163 To be in the living room of a professional fighter pilot right now.

I think the amateur fighter pilot would be more interesting.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (0NdlF)

234 231 Soap weakens the protiens. I have no idea what this means, but it must be important.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:11 PM (iF4ab)

How else are you gonna get spooge off of yer tummy?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, SJW at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (Z7G74)

235 LAVALANTULA! YES!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (2XMpf)

236 best kill of the night would be the Neil deGrasse Tyson....

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (wkUEj)

237 At the movie titled "Shark Wedding"

Oh dang, I missed the title. Just saw the Jennifer Coolidge looking gal in the wedding dress sitting next to him.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (GgxVX)

238 "Lavalantula" eh? Hmmm...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (DA2iV)

239 230- how long until Robert Downey Jr. Shows up in one.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (iF4ab)

240 >>>Imagine the cameos they will get for the next installment

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:11 PM (omcuM)<<<

I'll probably be out of office, and it wouldn't be below my attention whoring.

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 22, 2015 10:12 PM (z9azR)

241 You and Alex should have done a podcast while watching it.

Posted by: WOPR at July 22, 2015 09:51 PM (nRvEn)

Btw, I'm talking to AtC now, we've determined that attempting to podcast while watching would just result in her laughing hysterically and me drooling over Nova.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:13 PM (GEICT)

242 It's a different universe where sharks can fly and buildings are made of cardboard. A strange wonderful universe where Jerry Springer gets eaten by a shark.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:13 PM (BO/km)

243 Gawd, Bo Derek looks younger than Tara Reid.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, SJW at July 22, 2015 10:14 PM (Z7G74)

244 was that Cruella Da Ville O.0 oh nooooo Bo!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:14 PM (wkUEj)

245 A tower of flame 60 miles high burning at temperatures hotter than the Sun? No problemo!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:14 PM (2XMpf)

246 HERE COMES THE HOFF!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:14 PM (GEICT)

247 The wedding dress gal reminded me of Charo, for some odd reason

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:14 PM (omcuM)

248 The plans are bad and worse.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (DA2iV)

249 Wait, Charleston was decimated by a sharknado? Must have been the Confederate flag

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (2XMpf)

250 Those two as mother and daughter is the most realistic part of the show.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (GgxVX)

251 So they need the Finger of God to stop this?

Or a nuke. Oh please tell me they're going to nuke it!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (iF4ab)

252 Penn's lost a bunch of weight.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, SJW at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (Z7G74)

253 Penn and Teller with the Hoff.

Awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (GEICT)

254 Penn and Teller and the Hoff...hahahahahaha!

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (GgxVX)

255 Penn and Teller!

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (XKqt3)

256 Eat Matt. Eat Matt. Eat Matt

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (BO/km)

257 Wow, Penn looooks like Hell!

Posted by: Bo Derek at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (z9azR)

258 Picking Tara over Nova is the most unrealistic thing in the series.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (cbfNE)

259 "Penn's lost a bunch of weight."

Was gonna say. He looks sick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:16 PM (DA2iV)

260 Or a nuke. Oh please tell me they're going to nuke it!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:15 PM (iF4ab)

Oh, you'll be amused.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:17 PM (XKqt3)

261 "Colonel"?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:17 PM (2XMpf)

262 They managed to get The Hoff upright and sober for more than five minutes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:17 PM (DA2iV)

263 remember Macho Grande???

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:17 PM (wkUEj)

264 Give that man a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (73Wdn)

265 Post traumatic shark disorder?

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (o/90i)

266 How I Stopped Cosmonauts From Carrying Guns
http://tinyurl.com/llsgrnu

Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (rwI+c)

267 NASA owns space.

Posted by: Ricky at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (Z7G74)

268 Hey baby, call me Colonel.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (TJCSB)

269 Eh, probably just upright.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (GgxVX)

270 I'm still loving me some Nova.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (GEICT)

271 Nuke it like a leftover Hot Pocket!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (iF4ab)

272 "remember Macho Grande???"

Don't you even joke about Macho Grande.

Posted by: Ted Stryker at July 22, 2015 10:18 PM (DA2iV)

273 See Sharknados are why we need nukes!!!

Posted by: Iran at July 22, 2015 10:19 PM (z9azR)

274 So they're gonna nuke the sharks with a top secret shuttle? Awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:19 PM (2XMpf)

275 262 They managed to get The Hoff upright and sober for more than five minutes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:17 PM (DA2iV)

At a burger joint.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:19 PM (Z7G74)

276 Okay I'm kinda hating the minions now

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:20 PM (2XMpf)

277 Didn't know Hoff had an alcohol problem. That's too bad.

Has he heard of our ONT?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:20 PM (2XMpf)

278 What are those bean things?

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:21 PM (BO/km)

279 So far the sponsors in the movie:

Subway
Miller Lite/Redd's Apple Ale
Xfinity

And tons of references to other Asylum movies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:21 PM (Z7G74)

280 Alright, I'm many shots in. "Margarita shots"

You fuckers slacking or keeping up?

Did I mention the hotness that is Nova? Cause yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)

281 I'm totally gonna record Lavalantula

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:22 PM (2XMpf)

282 281 I'm totally gonna record Lavalantula

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:22 PM (2XMpf)

Hell yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:23 PM (GEICT)

283 #240 I already saw Obama's cameo in Kingsman. Don't spoil it for me...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 22, 2015 10:23 PM (Kucy5)

284 >>>I'm totally gonna record Lavalantula

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:22 PM (2XMpf)<<<

Wonder if there will actually be a volcano in that one?

Posted by: HQ memes at July 22, 2015 10:25 PM (z9azR)

285 A cheesy bites tie in with Sharknado...perfect.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:25 PM (GgxVX)

286 It's a ShitSharknado, boys.

Posted by: Mr. Lahey at July 22, 2015 10:25 PM (DA2iV)

287 Those rockets have decnals on them.

Posted by: Ricky at July 22, 2015 10:26 PM (Z7G74)

288 285 A cheesy bites tie in with Sharknado...perfect.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:25 PM (GgxVX)

Oh...check this one....

https://twitter.com/Doritos/status/624021868538769408

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:26 PM (GEICT)

289 It's odd that only sharks have the aerodynamic properties to be sucked up into a tornado. Who quality controlled this script?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:27 PM (TJCSB)

290 Hahaha, BC, that one is great too.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:27 PM (GgxVX)

291 Hmm, those NASA engineers seem a little "light in the loafers"

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (2XMpf)

292 "Nobody has ever flown this thing"

"Then I'm as qualified as anyone"

Excellent logic, Hoff.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (GEICT)

293 its all about the dorsal !!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (wkUEj)

294 "Who quality controlled this script?"

Heh.

Posted by: SyFy at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (DA2iV)

295 Chad Ochocinco?!

Posted by: the apparently low standards at NASA at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (z9azR)

296 NBC News, more credible in Sharknado. -- Ann Coulter

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (TJCSB)

297 Is that Nova's spacesuit?

Leather, me likey.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (Z7G74)

298 Back to Nova. Now we're talking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (GEICT)

299 Quality control? Huh?

Posted by: Asylum at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (2XMpf)

300 Nova: Your dad has a crush on me.

Shocking, absolutely shocking.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (XKqt3)

301 big hands i know you're the one!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (wkUEj)

302 Ryan Kerrigan

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (Z7G74)

303 "Then I'm as qualified as anyone"

Hehehehehe......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:29 PM (DA2iV)

304
Hmm, those NASA engineers seem a little "light in the loafers"

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:28 PM (2XMpf)

No cameo for Sulu? I guess Sharknado wouldn't stoop that low

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (DiZBp)

305 His spacesuit has welding gloves.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (BO/km)

306 Mohawk Nasa guy!

Posted by: Matt B at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (DxADR)

307 289 It's odd that only sharks have the aerodynamic properties to be sucked up into a tornado. Who quality controlled this script?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:27 PM (TJCSB)

It's probably the aliens behind it.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (cbfNE)

308 This chick is sort of a brunette Kaley Cuoco. Or whatever her name is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (DA2iV)

309 OMG the music...

"I'm a badass...I'm a baaaadassss"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)

310 Slo mo walk to the shuttle with heavy metal music: check

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:31 PM (Z7G74)

311 That boy's got shoulder pads on that suit, for killing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:31 PM (TJCSB)

312 The Hoff looks a little "under the weather"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:31 PM (DiZBp)

313 I want this soundtrack so I can strut around the house to the song declaring "I'm a badass."

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:31 PM (GgxVX)

314 Nagging wives...

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:31 PM (XKqt3)

315 Just like a woman. Only minutes to save the world and she's gotta bitch and nag about something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (DA2iV)

316 I wanted to do a cameo as the shuttle computer voice.

Posted by: K.I.T.T. at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (z9azR)

317 It's odd that only sharks have the aerodynamic properties to be sucked up into a tornado. Who quality controlled this script?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:27 PM

Someone that liked tuna?

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (o/90i)

318 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (DA2iV)

Beat you to it.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (XKqt3)

319 Wiener!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (DA2iV)

320 Seeing a bunch of people from Comcast Mid Atlantic sports net.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:32 PM (Z7G74)

321 Weiner is sending pictures of his weiner to the sharks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:33 PM (DiZBp)

322 Prepping a shuttle in ten minutes is the most believable part.
Never let physics stand in the way of a good story.
Almost time for "blastoff" as the Hoff says.

Posted by: AE at July 22, 2015 10:33 PM (+ft6G)

323 Anthony Weiner. *thud*

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:33 PM (GgxVX)

324 SHOT

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:33 PM (GEICT)

325 OMG that was Carlos Danger? wtf

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:34 PM (2XMpf)

326 OMG that was Carlos Danger? wtf

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:34 PM (2XMpf)

With wedding ring.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:35 PM (XKqt3)

327 OK, Sharknado 3 is coming on on the West Coast in a bit over an hour. What's the Horde's take? Worth goofing on, or no?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 10:37 PM (oKE6c)

328 Don't slack people. Destroy your liver like me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

329 327 OK, Sharknado 3 is coming on on the West Coast in a bit over an hour. What's the Horde's take? Worth goofing on, or no?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 10:37 PM (oKE6c)

No goofing. Fucking thing is awesome. Honest to God, I would have paid to see it in the theater and not been disappointed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

330 Trust me, they're real.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:39 PM (GgxVX)

331 More Nova!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)

332 No goofing. Fucking thing is awesome. Honest to God, I would have paid to see it in the theater and not been disappointed.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:38 PM (GEICT)

Cool. Thanks. We were going to watch the Padres get their asses kicked again, but it turns out they played a day game, and I now know the final score. Yeah, they got their asses kicked again, but now there's no suspense. So Sharknado 3 it is!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 10:40 PM (oKE6c)

333 F-35.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:40 PM (DA2iV)

334 Oh she's back in the plane. Booooooo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:40 PM (GEICT)

335 Okay, I'm only 10 minutes into a Dvr'ed version of this, but so far it is everything I thought it could be.

Posted by: AD at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (bAx8v)

336 That F-35 will never win in a ~~dogfight~~ sharkfight.

Posted by: F-16 pilot at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (z9azR)

337 Hoff's eyes looks like he took a few shots of courage before he got in the shuttle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (DiZBp)

338 Kid almost shot that girl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (DA2iV)

339 Must be taking off to get some space weed

Posted by: Ricky at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (Z7G74)

340 And there's a beta male

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (XKqt3)

341 I can not wait to see this.

Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 10:41 PM (vmMMi)

342 Roger Over....!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (wkUEj)

343 Unlike other movies, they run out of bullets.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (XKqt3)

344 "Launching the rocket" -- Anthony Weiner

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (TJCSB)

345 is it on 1 or Zero ???

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (wkUEj)

346 Wait.. guns run out of bullets? How unrealistic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (DiZBp)

347 @336

Oh, God, knew that was going to happen.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:42 PM (DA2iV)

348 aww poor billy

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (2XMpf)

349 Should have banged her on the roller coaster

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (Z7G74)

350 Beta male got the girl. I give it 3 months.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (73Wdn)

351 At least they didn't start the engines at "Zero"

Posted by: AE at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (+ft6G)

352 Kid gets it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (DA2iV)

353 The Hoff has this shit handled.

Posted by: J Anne at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (5rbdR)

354 Beta male got the girl. I give it 3 months.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (73Wdn)

You should have bet the under.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (XKqt3)

355 The Hoff and Reid would duke it out over the last nip of gin.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:43 PM (GgxVX)

356 Gonna nuke it from orbit.

Alright, which moron got on the writing staff and didn't tell anyone???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)

357 Why are they blowing up the auxs/tank?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:44 PM (DA2iV)

358 Hoff has got that I sleep on a park bench look

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (DiZBp)

359 How drunk is Hasselhof?

Posted by: J Anne at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (5rbdR)

360 STAR WARS!!

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (73Wdn)

361 Star Wars! (SDI)

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (XKqt3)

362 OMG. Star Wars.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

363 OK, Sharknado 3 is coming on on the West Coast in a bit over an hour. What's the Horde's take? Worth goofing on, or no?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 10:37 PM

Oh yeah, funnier than snot. Depends on your sense of humor, but if you're here you must be a Moron.

I'm liking it, but then I'm warped. The cast involved is worth watching it.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (o/90i)

364 Wait, Star Wars wasn't supposed to ever work

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (Z7G74)

365 I wonder how many takes it took him to say ionize.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (GgxVX)

366 Hoff is Sciencing the shit out of this movie.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (TJCSB)

367 Oh yeah! SDI.

Posted by: zombie Reagan at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (z9azR)

368 Lauer got eaten. I can die happy.

Posted by: J Anne at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (5rbdR)

369 Yes, the Today Show is dead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (DiZBp)

370 YES!!!

They got eaten!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:46 PM (GEICT)

371 Thank GOD
hope the sharks got Roker too

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (2XMpf)

372 GO AWAY WEINER

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (2XMpf)

373 Hoff is looking a bit boozy now. He was "okay" earlier.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (DA2iV)

374 hope the sharks got Roker too

It's gonna get the shits later if it did.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (GgxVX)

375 Gravity!!!

Posted by: qmark at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (wkUEj)

376 Hoff has more "fuel" in him than the shuttle. Maybe they could turn his breath on the sharks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (DiZBp)

377 Hammered.
As.
Fuck.

Posted by: J Anne at July 22, 2015 10:47 PM (5rbdR)

378 " Hoff is Sciencing the shit out of this movie."

Seriously, bro.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:48 PM (DA2iV)

379 Where's the Canadarm?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:48 PM (XKqt3)

380 It would be funny if when they did the shot of the control room, one of the techs was playing "Doom"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (Z7G74)

381 Needs more sharks in space.

Posted by: Brian at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (djRFj)

382 How drunk is Hasselhof?

Posted by: J Anne at July 22, 2015 10:45 PM (5rbdR)

I thought it was Foster Brooks at first

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (DiZBp)

383 Sorry to both Cochran and Elvis.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (XKqt3)

384 A jet pack from dryer hose. Gotta build one.

Posted by: AE at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (+ft6G)

385 Man those sharks better get Weiner

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (2XMpf)

386 Was that Anthony Weiner??

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (xSCb6)

387 Dammit. Jacksonville has been hit. I'm likely fucked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:49 PM (GEICT)

388 Dang it. Can't believe Weiner survives.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 10:50 PM (cbfNE)

389 They took out Graceland. Bastards.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:50 PM (TJCSB)

390 When was the last time Anthony Weiner looked that happy?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:50 PM (XKqt3)

391 "Where's the Canadarm?"

That was never a real thing. It was just some PVC with a "Canada" flag on it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:50 PM (DA2iV)

392 Yay sharks! I feel sorry for the one who ate Roker though. Probably tasted like shit.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:50 PM (BO/km)

393 DAMN YOU WEINER

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (2XMpf)

394 SPACE SHARKS OMG

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (2XMpf)

395 Sharks. In. Space!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (XKqt3)

396 SHARKS IN SPACE!!!

Hahhahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)

397 Sharks in space. Brilliant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (DiZBp)

398 "I thought it was Foster Brooks at first"

Foster had his shit together.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (DA2iV)

399 "Sharks. In. Space." Died laughing.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:51 PM (73Wdn)

400 This is more sad than Bruce Willis dying in Armageddon.

Posted by: Liv Tyler at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (z9azR)

401 holy cow a laser chainsaw awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (2XMpf)

402 Sonic chainsaw?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (Z7G74)

403 I light saber chainsaw. Inspired.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (DiZBp)

404 A lightsaber?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (XKqt3)

405 CHAINSAW LIGHTSABER!!!

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (73Wdn)

406 Light chainsaw. Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: George Lucas at July 22, 2015 10:52 PM (z9azR)

407 Oh shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:53 PM (GEICT)

408 Light chain saw........?

Sorta jumping the shark there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:53 PM (DA2iV)

409 Whaa? A laser chain saw?

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 10:53 PM (BO/km)

410 Oh boy, reentry via shark.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:53 PM (GgxVX)

411 just

wow

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 10:53 PM (xSCb6)

412 Where'd the parachute come from??????

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (XKqt3)

413 umm oh wow

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (2XMpf)

414 He's re-entering earth's atmosphere in a shark. Genius

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (DiZBp)

415 I'm dying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (GEICT)

416 Shark reentry after chainsaw lightsaber = best movie ever.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (73Wdn)

417 Use the shark as a heat shield and lifeboat, eh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (DA2iV)

418 That's what I was wondering, Vendette. LMBO

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (GgxVX)

419 So he had a jetpack and daddy didn't?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (XKqt3)

420 I've done the Science, you can use a shark as a reentry vehicle.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (TJCSB)

421 The Today Show is no loss. It's been getting worse since Dave Garroway and J. Fred the chimp left the show.

Posted by: JTB at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (FvdPb)

422 I've done the Science, you can use a shark as a reentry vehicle.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:54 PM (TJCSB)

It's better science than global warming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (DiZBp)

423 Re-entry in a shark.

That seems plausible.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (Z7G74)

424 Well this is the best shark movie ever.

I am not sure how they top this though. Sharks from Mars?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)

425 It's better science than global warming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (DiZBp)
+1

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (2XMpf)

426 I'm pretty sure that Neil Degrasse Tyson signed off on the viability of shark re-entry vehicles.

Posted by: Matt B at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (DxADR)

427 Well this is the best shark movie ever.

I am not sure how they top this though. Sharks from Mars?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)

Somehow the Midwest is next.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (XKqt3)

428 I am not sure how they top this though. Sharks from Mars?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM (2XMpf)

Virtually impossible.

But ZombieSharks is a good starting point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)

429 Actually, a shark is a perfectly good reentry vehicle, and here's why.

Posted by: tomorrow on Vox.com at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (z9azR)

430 " J. Fred the chimp left the show."

He used to carry that show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (DA2iV)

431 Ablative shark heat shield.

Still time for a shuttle chunk to land on Weiner.

Posted by: AE at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (+ft6G)

432 Actually, a shark is a perfectly good reentry vehicle, and here's why.

Posted by: tomorrow on Vox.com at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (z9azR)

This is not implausible.

Meanwhile, chemjeff's favorite commercial is showing.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (XKqt3)

433 I missed this. Should I hang my head in shame?

Posted by: Corona at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (z0eI0)

434 Virtually impossible.

But ZombieSharks is a good starting point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:56 PM (GEICT)
Zombie Sharks from Planet Ten?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (2XMpf)

435
I missed this. Should I hang my head in shame?

Posted by: Corona at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (z0eI0)

Yes! It's showing again right after! And in a previous post I mentioned the times on Saturday and Sunday.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 10:58 PM (XKqt3)

436 433
I missed this. Should I hang my head in shame?

Posted by: Corona at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (z0eI0)
well.... if by "shame" you mean "not being able to discuss a stupid movie with stupid people" then yes

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:58 PM (2XMpf)

437 "I missed this. Should I hang my head in shame? "

It's a "Sharknado," it's all shame.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:59 PM (DA2iV)

438 Billy was a f@g.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 10:59 PM (TJCSB)

439 Zombie Sharks from Planet Ten?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 10:57 PM (2XMpf)

Look, there's really only one question....will Sharknado4 include Nova? If so, I'm in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 10:59 PM (GEICT)

440 OH.MY.GOD.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:00 PM (GgxVX)

441 Okay, that fcuks it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (DA2iV)

442 OMFG
childbirth in a shark?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (2XMpf)

443 words...

lack...

of words...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (xSCb6)

444 OMG. She gave birth inside the shark.

I'm all out of evens.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (GEICT)

445 The fat shark must include the pregnant wife with the chainsaw for a hand.

(And she didn't look that pregnant.)

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (XKqt3)

446 HO. LEE. SHIT.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (TJCSB)

447 There's no way this they can keep topping themselves...BABY!

Posted by: Brian at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (djRFj)

448 She gave birth in a shark while plunging from space. Pure genius

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (DiZBp)

449 Wow. Reading the comments, I can't wait for this shit to be shown here! It sounds like an Horde'uvre!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (oKE6c)

450 And she's standing!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:01 PM (XKqt3)

451 We shall call him Colonel Jr.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (TJCSB)

452 Nova made it. That's all that matters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (DA2iV)

453 Name him "Hoff" cmon

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (2XMpf)

454 452 Nova made it. That's all that matters.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (DA2iV)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (GEICT)

455 Sharks on the fucking moon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (TJCSB)

456 Oh no. Fin has a son named gill?

Posted by: RagamuffinB at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (/J2kU)

457 Hoff's on the moon! Awesome!

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (2XMpf)

458 Sharknado 2016! We've done worse! LOTS worse!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (oKE6c)

459 they are doing an encore at 11:05,

Posted by: admiral marcus at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (0u/CC)

460 Tara got it in the end.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (DA2iV)

461 The lunar landing module is still there?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (xSCb6)

462 #AprilDies

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (73Wdn)

463 Hoff on the moon. Because he doesn't need oxygen. The booze vapors will keep him going.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (DiZBp)

464 so there's really gonna be a Sharknado 4? oh lord

maybe the Lavalantulas will eat Weiner

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (2XMpf)

465 Couldn't make it back to the shuttle, but made it to the Moon, by gum.

Posted by: Colonel at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (z9azR)

466 I'm glad I broke speed limits to get home for this.

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (XKqt3)

467 It's interactive too?! We get to decide if April bites it? Best.Movie.Ever.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (GgxVX)

468 So dum so dum my brain hurz

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (BO/km)

469 So good

Posted by: Texas T at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (rAhj2)

470 "This guy gets it."

Word.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (DA2iV)

471 Oh WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (GEICT)

472 460 Tara got it in the end.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (DA2iV)

First time for everything.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (oKE6c)

473 I can't watch the encore. OMG

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (2XMpf)

474 Totally unrealistic. No way Hoff made it to the moon that fast.

Completely took me out of it.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (xSCb6)

475 That's some bullshit. I got to wait a whole nother year to find out if she lives or dies????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)

476 "Couldn't make it back to the shuttle, but made it to the Moon, by gum."

Well, they'll get to die with a beautiful view.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:05 PM (DA2iV)

477 They had to end it like that cuz they can't be sure Tara will live long enough to be in SHARKNADO IIII : HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 11:06 PM (TJCSB)

478 So, last 5 minutes, baby, Hoff on the moon, life or death cliffhanger. Brilliant.

Posted by: Brian at July 22, 2015 11:06 PM (djRFj)

479 That's some bullshit. I got to wait a whole nother year to find out if she lives or dies????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:05 PM (GEICT)

With the high quality of the scripts and special effects it's not like they could crank the next one out in a week. Two weeks maybe but not one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:07 PM (DiZBp)

480 I missed Bill Engvall the first time around. I may watch it through again just to spot all the cameos I missed the first time.

Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:07 PM (GgxVX)

481 I feel like Nero at a gladiator game. Curse you Syfy!
#AprilDies

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (5x7lb)

482 Ok, the movie was still made by Nova. Period. End of story.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)

483

With the high quality of the scripts and
special effects it's not like they could crank the next one out in a
week. Two weeks maybe but not one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:07 PM (DiZBp)
it will be at least two months, the CGI programs will crash when trying to render this level of silliness

Posted by: chemjeff at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (2XMpf)

484 Nice homage to "Space Cowboys"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (Z7G74)

485 472 460 Tara got it in the end.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:03 PM (DA2iV)

First time for everything.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (oKE6c)

Tara's gotten it in the end a whole lot.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 11:10 PM (Z7G74)

486 "Maverick is on the move" missed that the first time.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (73Wdn)

487 Turns out SyFy has Sharknado 2 on here in the West Coast as an aperitif for Sharknado 3! Diggin' it! I love documentaries.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (oKE6c)

488 The Today Show is no loss. It's been getting worse since Dave Garroway and J. Fred the chimp left the show.
Posted by: JTB at July 22, 2015 10:55 PM

You must be a tad older than me. I remember watching it w/ Hugh Downs and Barbara Walters, I was always interested in the news when I was a kid. Weird.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 11:14 PM (o/90i)

489 First time for everything.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (oKE6c)
Tara's gotten it in the end a whole lot.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 22, 2015 11:10 PM (Z7G74)

It's like volleyball: set up, and spike!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:15 PM (oKE6c)

490 This movie should sweep the Emmys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:16 PM (DiZBp)

491 Next: "Sharknado 4: F*** This, I'm Out".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (rJUlF)

492 Something from the beginning: You're getting the Medal of Freedom and the wife and kid are in Florida?

Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (XKqt3)

493 Was it any good? Haven't seen 2, watched 1 and thought it was ok, for syfy channel silly fare, but thought it could've been sillier and cheesier. Better than most of their crap. The trailers for 3 look pretty good. I'm enticed by the gratuitous casting... Bo Derek, Penn and Teller, Frankie Muniz, The Hoff!, et al looks cool and suffiently dumb. I actually want to give it a shot.

Posted by: otho at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (d8udV)

494 Sharknado4: SHARKTEROID! They're dropping in for a bite!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (Kucy5)

495 490
This movie should sweep the ~~Emmys~~ Hugos

Fixt, although Sharknado 4: If You Were a Sharknado, My Love might give it a run for its money.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 01:47 AM (o78gS)

496 492 Something from the beginning: You're getting the Medal of Freedom and the wife and kid are in Florida?
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (XKqt3)

Serves the bitch right to get crushed by the shuttle piece and the daughter's love interest get dead.

Fin would never do that.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 01:49 AM (Z7G74)

497 Sharknado IV - A New Hope

Posted by: PAPERSACK at July 23, 2015 02:14 AM (VVA3X)

498 "Don't tell me it's the baby!" --my wife

Ok so April (Tara Reid) got swallowed by a shark in space. During its reentry, she got her spacesuit off, got her underwear off, gave birth, pulled her fake arm off, used the chainsaw to cut the cord, put her fake arm back on, put her underwear back on, took her fake arm off again, chainsawed through the shark, put her fake arm back on again, and then stood around chatting with the remaining cast.

Awesome! Did I miss anything?

Posted by: bk in tx at July 23, 2015 08:19 AM (AyAyC)

499 498 "Don't tell me it's the baby!" --my wife

Ok so April (Tara Reid) got swallowed by a shark in space. During its reentry, she got her spacesuit off, got her underwear off, gave birth, pulled her fake arm off, used the chainsaw to cut the cord, put her fake arm back on, put her underwear back on, took her fake arm off again, chainsawed through the shark, put her fake arm back on again, and then stood around chatting with the remaining cast.

Awesome! Did I miss anything?
Posted by: bk in tx at July 23, 2015 08:19 AM (AyAyC)

Nova got her flight suit knocked off when they bailed from the plane cuz when she emerged from the water she was wearing just a bra and a pair of very tiny panties.

But that is science.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 12:02 PM (Z7G74)

500 499 And the crash tore Fin's shirt off but didn't leave a scratch on him. Not that I noticed him much while Nova was half naked.

Posted by: bk in tx at July 23, 2015 12:47 PM (AyAyC)

501 That shit was wack

Posted by: logprof, Sharknado at July 26, 2015 11:15 PM (guaXx)

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