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The Daily Bruin ran an editorial, which was already stupid, calling for free tampons to "reduce inequality." (Remember when Romney wanted to ban tampons? How far we've come.)
Now that's pretty stupid, you're thinking. Surely, it could not become more stupid. Once again, You Lose. I don't know why you're always shooting your mouth off claiming things can get neither worse nor more stupid. You're always wrong, wrong, wrong, and one of these days you're just going to have to accept that. So, what makes it even more stupid is the disclaimer/apology that runs with the article: They want to apologize to referring to those who menstruate as "women."From Daily Bruin, the Disclaimer of the Week: pic.twitter.com/nG5Lu1nbqJ
— Mickey Kaus (@kausmickey) July 22, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (AF8UR)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (AF8UR)
Posted by: siga norry weaver at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (u0wJh)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (852dv)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: fluffy at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: San Francisco Chronicle at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (pUKt4)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (Y42RP)
You menstrate.
You had a baby.
You have a vagina.
This has been brought to you by the most basic of biology classes.
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (852dv)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Methos doesn't know the source of the quote, but it seemed adequately inappropriate here at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (9iR5/)
This is insanity.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (wHAYQ)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (GpgJl)
Michelle's and my cycles have been in perfect harmony since moving into the Racist House.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (d6KVW)
Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (m9wUQ)
South Park.
Also what is with these people who want to menstrate so they pretend? Are they pretending cramps too? For thirty years?
Idiots. Assholes.
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (852dv)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (JVEmw"***
Sad, but true.
What about a full Yellowstone blowout? Can we get one of those?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Bernie loves Bridget at July 22, 2015 06:34 PM (W5DcG)
What an absurd society/culture we have become.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (MGV6a)
Anyway, I thought tampons were tools of the Big Pharma patriarchy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SJWs at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (z9azR)
Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: KR1 at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (SNY8a)
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (wHAYQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (9iR5/)
Refusing to use someone else's "preferred gender pronouns" will be as illegal as refusing to bake a cake for a Gay wedding is now.
That ship's sailed.
The real question is what comes after that?
Posted by: The Bruin Hat at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (7YlUk)
Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.
Posted by: Methos doesn't know the source of the quote, but it seemed
adequately inappropriate here at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (ZbV+0)
It is a VERY old joke from ages and ages ago. I was even young when I first heard it.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (BO/km)
Way ahead of ya!
http://tinyurl.com/ncd8wjb
Posted by: Feminist Choir at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (xSCb6)
First, be a puss.
Second, everyone that bitches is better than you.
Third, you're a fucking pussy.
Fourth, anyone bitching has to be coddled unless they are normal - then you are doing Gaia's work.
Fifth - you're a worthless pussy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (vmtry)
Oh wait, that was a nose bleed.
No matter.
Henceforth, I shall identify a Nasal-Gyno American.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The Guy Who Says BLOODY HELL When There's A Clever Double Meaning at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (JIElb)
Unserious. Wholly unserious. Reality is made up memes, bending 97% of the population to fit the will of the other 3%, and, Twitter.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (LA7Cm)
I really, truly thought that was hilarious -- surely (insert Airplane joke here) this would wake people up to how stupid this entire movement is?
And now, here we are, and I was the fool for assuming leftist people had IQ points in excess of their shoe size ...
Posted by: acethepug at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (WK825)
Okay, that makes sense. I thought it might have been a movie, but all I could come up with was the 'aint got time to bleed' line from Predator.
Anyway, seems like a good joke to throw into the middle of a pack of SJWs to see what happens.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (iF4ab)
**************
mensie-splaining
And yes, I'm gonna use that one on Twitter.
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (wHAYQ)
TheUltraYachtLife on Twitter?
Posted by: Golfman at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (48QDY)
Really, I'd like to know....
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (NOIQH)
South Park.
Okay, that makes sense. I thought it might
have been a movie, but all I could come up with was the 'aint got time
to bleed' line from Predator.
Anyway, seems like a good joke to throw into the middle of a pack of SJWs to see what happens.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (ZbV+0)
It predates South Park by decades.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: MSLSD's Mellitha Harith-Perry at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (z9azR)
And now not all fathers are men.
Yeah, it was mentioned in the previous thread that Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner is listed as Kylie Jenner's father in her graduation announcement.
See how this whole entire trans thing is BULLSHIT??
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (MGV6a)
I seriously can't deal with having this level of idiocy sharing the same planet as I do.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: liz warren at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (x3GpS)
Well then I want free razors, if I try and save money the old ones chafe my skin which is a serious health issue.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (88xKn)
Or even newspapers?
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (JIElb)
What else are we going to use to line bird cages?
Posted by: The Avian Hat at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (q5APL)
Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock.
Spock: Sensors report shit is all retarded.
Kirk: Evasive maneuvers, Mr. Sulu!
Sulu: Aye, Sir.
Uhura: Message from the shit, Sir.
Kirk: On speaker.
*garbled shit noise*
Kirk: What the fuck was that?
Sulu: I think I can translate it, Sir.
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: siga norry weaver at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (u0wJh)
Buy your own darn tampons and while you're at it, keep your crazee to yourself.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (Mt8T4)
Uh....It's the school newspaper of UCLA.
You know....UCLA Bruins?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (HKyCl)
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (dciA+)
*thinks of typical feminist*
Oh wait...
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (qh6k4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (HKyCl)
btw, I still can't get over how the ringleader behind gamergate is a man pretending to be a woman!
And if you call this guy Brianna and refer to him as she/her, YOU'RE AS CRAZY AS HE IS.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (iF4ab)
if this were ace o spades tampon reviews I would tell you I prefer the on ones and had a minor crisis when they disappeared from the stores one time due to production issues.
But I won't. Because overshare.
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (852dv)
Okay, that makes sense. I thought it might have been a movie, but all I could come up with was the 'aint got time to bleed' line from Predator.
Anyway, seems like a good joke to throw into the middle of a pack of SJWs to see what happens.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (ZbV+0)
I don't know if it's a South Park original but they definitely used it in the movie.
And related but South Park would probably have a better shot and get fewer complaints about a Mohammad episode now than they would if they were trying to make "mr. Garrisons fancy new vagina."
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (z/Ubi)
Well, he is and technically still got all the dad parts to prove it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (8ZskC)
You know....UCLA Bruins?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (Zu3d9)
I know very little about UCLA and don't won't to know any more.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:43 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (ZbV+0)
It was an old joke that we were circulating when I was about 13 years old.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:43 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2015 06:43 PM (HKyCl)
A few editorial notes.
"Begonia" is surely a sarcastic sock for Petunia, the simple-minded romneybot of memory, yes?
And ace, Adjoran dropped by to inform you that "they" don't need "whining" losers like us, so could we just get out of the way? All this in reference to, presumably, winning the WH and saving/restoring the republic.
He didn't share the strategy that excludes the bulk of the intelligent, aware citizenry from the electoral calculation and yet still prevails.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2015 06:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 06:43 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2015 06:40 PM (kivUY)
---
Finally, a movement I can really get behind!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh could you imagine the screaming that would occur if that line was to air right now.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (Vf5rR)
Unless you make the assumption that menstruation is a symptom of a genetic disease called XX syndrome.
Ooooh...that might be fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Walt Disney, in his grave, spinning like an Iranian centrifuge at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (z9azR)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (OGm46)
I don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (m9wUQ)
Now I'm flashing on an old Nat Lamp cartoon of a man bleeding from
multiple mob hit gunshots straining to reach a box of Ultra Absorbent
tampons...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)
I have heard that SF does do that for field expedient bandages.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (GpgJl)
On the update, I think Saint Hoax is punking people just to see if someone will bite. I hope anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (jR7Wy)
in Jupiter ascending they actually used a pad on Channing Tatums wound, lol.
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (852dv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (wKcQA)
Says fired union rep who is collecting unemployment and looking into sucking severance pay from the school
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (xOu6p)
Hmmm. Deep stuff. Very thought provoking.
Why do men get shamed about their farts, anyway? When I'm with the guys, it's viewed as perfectly natural. Hilarious, even.
But women. Women with their fart shaming.
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (wHAYQ)
Daily Bruin
Editors note: This blog post refers to individuals who menstruate as women because the author wanted to highlight gender inequality in health care. We acknowledge that not all individuals who menstruate identify as women and that not all individuals who identify as women menstruate, but feel this generalization is appropriate considering the gendered nature of most health care policies.
http://tinyurl.com/ogwkbj7
In their defense, it's been really muggy in LA and that trudge up Bruin Walk to the paper's office probably made them a little lightheaded.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (kdS6q)
I have never felt shamed or ashamed.
One generally feels icky (without going into detail), but it's not exactly a big hurdle to deal with.
These women are fundamentally unserious, and they are making up new shit to be pissed off about - "manspreading" and "menstrual shame" because deep down in their pea-sized brains they know they don't have the balls to deal with big girl, real world women's issues people like Pamela Gellar and Ayaan Hirsi Ali has been fighting for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (Yeqcr)
Yeah....that's actually reasonable. Hell, I went to Cal Berkeley and I don't really want to know what the hell is going on in that lunatic asylum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Feminist Choir at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (xSCb6)
I'd rather not diminish my self worth by being part of that crowd.
Posted by: Methos has the whole shibboleth thing down-thanks, ace! at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (KCxzN)
That and maxi pads. And SF isn't the only ones.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (1hEM6)
If the GOPe really wanted to end this "clown show" and "circus", they would stop attacking Trump. They would simply shut the fuck up and let each candidate focus on the issues and their own campaign. But let's face it, Lyndsey, Perry, Rubio, etc. aren't really running.
They were fake candidates from the get go to split the vote and clear Jebster's path. But the GOPe here has taken a gamble. They roll out these fake fuckers as attack dogs, saying the most outlandish things about Trump and his supporters, see McCain.
They think they can goad Trump into exploding and saying something so outrageous or inflammatory that will kill his chances once and for all.
The problem is the GOPe has, so far, miscalculated big time. Every time he's attacked Trump has pivoted to crucial issues that the voting public cares about.
Like immigration.
Like veteran's issues and the VA.
He has doubled and tripled down and turned the GOPe attack into a WINNING FUCKING ISSUE.
Will the GOPe succeed? Perhaps, as Trump's filter can sometimes be nonexistent. But via Luntz they tried to fuck him up with the McCain war hero schtick, but we hate McCain and saw right through that. It was obvious he was being glib and an asshole to McCain and McCain only. That was a teachable moment for Trump, let's see if he can learn or whether he is just a big vain dummy as Ace assures us.
But we are seeing some crazy style political judo here. Every punch the GOPe throws at him, he grabs their arm, pins their ass to the mat and puts his boot on the GOPe's throat and says: "had enough yet?"
"They're rapists."
Trump
2016
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (MQEz6)
ARE YOU FREAKING PEOPLE SERIOUS?!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (AF8UR)
You rang?
Posted by: SMOD slamming into Yellowstone at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (ucDmr)
These two claims cannot possibly both be true simultaneously...
Holy cats, the PARADOX* in this whole trans bullshit is enough to drive you insane!
*what's the plural for paradox??
This is why I previously mentioned the immovable object meeting the irresistible force in the white-racists-clash-with-their-black-counterparts post. Classic paradox!
The post-modern Leftist ideology is full of paradoxes. None of it is congruent. It's a bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (MGV6a)
What do you expect from a country that allows millions of babies to be murederd inutero and their body parts sold by the pound or part to the highest bidder.
Sick country getting sicker.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (PaAcR)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (852dv)
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I was actually taught that in a first aid class.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (OGm46)
************
No complaints that actually matter.
I usually lurk these days and save my stupidity for Twitter.
Posted by: Warden at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (wHAYQ)
"not all women who identify as women menstruate"
......................
Then why do they need tampons?
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2015 06:41 PM (dciA+)
Please tell me it's parody. Please?
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Bobby Orr at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (L50L1)
If a kid majors in a "studies", do they actually know more coming out than going in?
You major in Womens' Studies or Black Studies or Chicano Studies primarily because you are a woman or black or chicano. You don't expect to have additional knowledge and you are gifted with expertise before attending the first class.
Your "experience" and "oppression" are more authentic than any knowledge. Scholarship is a joke, a tangle of jargon and a perpetual-motion machine of self-referential citations.
And, most of all, it's easy. You can get your precious Certificate of Completion just like everybody else, except you can spend the whole time high and drunk because, what, you're going to be challenged?
The Cult of Victimology keeps everyone cowed because we don't know what it's like to be a transexual black lesbian with attention-deficit disorder who needs 50% more time on tests, a separate dorm room, an individual bathroom and a mint on the pillow at night.
We have the stupidest intellectuals ever.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (JIElb)
Well, he is and technically still got all the dad parts to prove it.
Bruce Jenner will ALWAYS be their father. And he'll ALWAYS be a male. The rest of it is all make-believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Vic
So, Adam told misogynist jokes? I knew it, womyn have been oppressed since day one!
Posted by: SJW Bint at July 22, 2015 06:49 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 22, 2015 06:50 PM (0vr/j)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (Mt8T4)
There will be a new feudal cast of elites who are good and manipulating people.
Then you will have a dual gentry class of enforcers and those few who are competent.
Lastly, you will have the serfs who will be the elites playthings... or at least those serfs who haven't had their population reduced...
http://tinyurl.com/clkbq9s
Posted by: The Unfeudal Hat at July 22, 2015 06:50 PM (7YlUk)
Cal Berkeley and I don't really want to know what the hell is going on
in that lunatic asylum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah I lived near there between 72 and 77 and I paid no attention to anything south of Union City.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:50 PM (GpgJl)
Damn. I mean...damn.
Posted by: Eric Arthur Blair at July 22, 2015 06:50 PM (bGLSw)
I feel sorry for kids today, about what they will be growing up into (most likely, given present realities and trends).
Any more vapid "pundits" going to opine about "peak leftism" or "peak stupid" again soon? As ace points out, there's no sign we're near the end of the road on decline and degradation.
And yes a lot of this idiocy is confined to college campuses, which have long had some "isolation" issues from the country and even their local communities. But it is tolerated, even when it includes extra-constitutional nonsense like campus drumhead tribunals for "rape", and crude, open, brazen suppression of obviously protected free speech.
So, there's that.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2015 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (852dv)
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I was actually taught that in a first aid class.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (jR7Wy)
No kidding?
Well that is one non ridiculous thing in that movie.
Lizzy I think the shame people saw Carrie one too many times!
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:51 PM (852dv)
I don't believe that. Rubio, maybe. I think at some point with a dozen or more folks running, it's pretty easy to say, Hey, I think I can get a plurality of the vote.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:52 PM (ZbV+0)
It's a tampon, no it's a shotgun wad, no it's a barrel wipe.
Pack these wherever and when ever you need to absorb those messy spills or when ever you need to hold back that flood.
It's Flo-No-Mo.
Buy it in your hygiene and survival aisle now."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:52 PM (x3GpS)
Didn't the inventor originally invent the cellulose process for bandages? For WWI or something, then after the war was trying to think of what to do with all the damn cellulose he had (which was a byproduct of papermaking), and thought "Hey! The womenfolk!"
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 06:52 PM (iF4ab)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason
Back then, did you guys just talk about "Adam" or did you call him "grandpa"?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (GpgJl)
My mom was taught how to use kotex pads as compression bandages back during WWII.
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (ZbV+0)
Read that whole thing thinking no way but then I stopped for minute, and thought, and, yeah, way.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: What is it called? at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (/ysh1)
Posted by: Feminist Choir at July 22, 2015 06:46 PM (xSCb6)
Gallows humor?
Posted by: Hung like a Hat at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (7YlUk)
The real question is what comes after that?
Posted by: The Bruin Hat at July 22, 2015 06:35 PM
I predict...pain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at
July 22, 2015 06:48 PM (jR7Wy)
No kidding?
Yep. Tampons for bullet holes, maxi pads for cuts and major trauma.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (NOIQH)
1. Not absorb the horrible bleach that Tampax puts in their tampons to kill their customers or at least inflict cancer on them.
2. Tampons are made with synthetic fibers which creep up your hoohaw until they slither through the cervix and cause everything from uterine cancer to dementia.
3. Tampons are filling up landfills almost as fast as diapers, and that bleach I told you about earlier leaches out into the soil and kills everything around it.
4. Rubber cups are simply the most green, healthy , and modern way to catch a menstrual flow. Unless you really want to be hip and use a product called "Glad Rags".
5. Glad Rags. They actually exist. And for all the morons on here, here is a video interview of a straight couple in Oregon whose cartoonist wife uses these products and what her husband thinks of them
http://tinyurl.com/q63x2sw
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2015 06:54 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 06:55 PM (xSCb6)
I suspect that it would have never made it out of L.A. then.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 06:55 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: John Valby at July 22, 2015 06:56 PM (JO9+V)
Heh. These people are navel-gazers ---except their gaze of about 6" lower. Yes, you have a vagina, so do a lot of people, get over it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2015 06:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:56 PM (gy5kE)
Some guys developed this after serving in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (AdHdi)
Says fired union rep who is collecting unemployment and looking into sucking severance pay from the school
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (Yeqcr)
My sympathies. I pray you survive this difficult time without ending up arrested for (well deserved) aggravated assault against your lovely in-law.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (JG47A)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2015 06:58 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:58 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 22, 2015 06:58 PM (jMMCO)
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Nope, not gonna watch it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 06:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Robert Caitlyn the Bruce at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (z9azR)
Throughout the academic year there are various SJW crusades that take place. You know, like World AIDS day and stuff.
Anyway, one of them is "Love your body day". The idea is supposed to be if your fat, you shouldn't feel bad when people (in reality, other women) make you feel bad for being fat.
In a Google search, I found a dumb blog talking about it. Apparently it's in October: http://www.feminist.com/activism/collegeactivismlybd.html
They have all of these reaffirming quotes that they put on the mirrors of college restrooms. Mostly womens but for some strange reason, I've seen them in the mens rooms recently. Probably some sort of equality guilt.
Here's the thing: If you're transgender then you don't have a positive body image, but you must have a positive body image because society is fooling you otherwise, but then transgenders are wrong to hate their body, but then fat people can change and that isn't possible and...
Error. Error. Error.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (xSCb6)
It's a race to achieve the greatest lunacy as a sign that you are more enlightened, more in tune, more visionary and sensitive than anybody else.
And, frankly, it's destroying society.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Couldn't watch past :50...... their way of talking hurt my ears.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (xOu6p)
Posted by: Oedipus Fvckitletitburnicus at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2015 06:59 PM (j7iSn)
I cannot believe this is even an issue.
ok dumby women,trannies and sex changers , go ahead and have our nida things, they are not fun anyfkway..
rolls eyes, fcol.
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (nqBYe)
And a dick is a dick and none of them cares.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (AdHdi)
Posted by: southeast asian date . com at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (ZbV+0)
NO. Thank. you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:58 PM (x3GpS)
You don't know what you are missing. The husband is talking while holding a pink stuffed thing that I think is supposed to be a happy faced drop of menstrual blood.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 07:00 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: eman
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Orwellian.
You must not only say that white is black, you must believe it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (9mTYi)
Heh.
Posted by: Golfman at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (QiBX8)
You know, I though the author wrote that tongue in cheek, but she also wrote this:
UCLA classes should implement trigger warnings
By Zoey Freedman
dailybruin.com/2014/06/30/ucla-classes-should-implement-trigger-warnings
So, maybe she's totes serious.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 07:01 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (jdNN5)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 06:45 PM (852dv)
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Wound? Is that what the girls are calling it now?
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2015 07:03 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 07:03 PM (YW47b)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:04 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: old joke at July 22, 2015 07:04 PM (L50L1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (nqBYe)
We've got rags to fit a barge
When the end of the month rolls around
Posted by: John Valby at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (JO9+V)
Actually, that's a big thing in the prepper community, too. Not because "green," but because "gotta have something when there are no more stores and the stockpile is gone."
Here's the company that I know about: http://www.naturallycozy.com/
Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:04 PM
I'll let you know when I stop spinning.
Posted by: Susan B. Anthony at July 22, 2015 07:06 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 22, 2015 07:06 PM (fUjxW)
Survivors of Iran's Obamanuke will do just that.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 07:06 PM (xm2dE)
stupid" again soon? As ace points out, there's no sign we're near the
end of the road on decline and degradation."***
That gets me too. What evidence suggests we've reached the peak of insanity. Every single day it gets worse.
We're
not just talking "Weird News" type shit. We're talking unthinkable
SCROTUS decisions, Kafka-esque university policies, denying people due
process, mainstreaming obvious psychological delusions, screaming mobs
getting people fired for the opinions, an avowed Socialist putting
together a credible bid for POTUS, and a fucking high profile retired
general advocating internment camps for fvcks sake.
We haven't reached peak Leftism. We're just getting started.
Laugh now, because it's about to get much, much worse.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 07:06 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Master Blaster at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:02 PM (P25Hh)
Ha. I saw a Facebook joke thing the other day that we have at the same time a movie about a teddy bear marketed to men and a movie about strippers marketed to women.
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (852dv)
and i find myself wishing i had just spent the 20 minutes picking up dog poo
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (nqBYe)
When the end of the month rolls around
Posted by: John Valby at July 22, 2015 07:05 PM (JO9+V)
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Even I couldn`t plug that leak!
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (jdNN5)
THIS is why I don't fret over Trump and welcome his BOMBAST.
Because we way past Normal now. And whether we want to admit or not, we are in Desperate Times and we need to try something, anything different.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (MGV6a)
Who run Bama Town?!
Posted by: Master Blaster at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (75gXb)
ValJar Blaster
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:04 PM
I'll let you know when I stop spinning.
Posted by: Susan B. Anthony at July 22, 2015 07:06 PM (QiBX
Lest we forget, the first great victory of feminism was not the 19th amendment but the 18th.
And, yes, Susan B. Anthony was a vigorous member of the temperance movement.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (AF8UR)
Posted by: willow
Who's this we?! You know what you did Missy!
Posted by: Your mother at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (jWtyG)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (upjBJ)
Trump at least provided a much-needed dose of Reality while the rest of the Republicans are tip-toeing through the tulips and playing make-believe along with the rest of the crazies.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: Retired Spook at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (VdeBj)
Liberals are looking for something to believe in. They need to ground their faith.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM (1CroS)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM (upjBJ)
We are truly in the midst of a cosmic moronic convergence, and not the good kind.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 22, 2015 07:08 PM (jdNN5)
What are you looking at me for?
Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at July 22, 2015 07:11 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 07:11 PM (75gXb)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM (oKE6c)
And abortion, which is cooch-related too I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:11 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:09 PM
Wait, what?!
*starts to rethink latest job application*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (kivUY)
I remember seeing Lena Dunham's "serious" list of reasons she votes Democrap, and every item - EVERY DAMNED ITEM! - had to do with her crotch.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (upjBJ)
Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (LA7Cm)
How to stop it? Mock it, laugh at it, sue it if necessary. FIGHT BACK.
It's not just the SJWs - it's that too many men have turned into wimps. The SJWs like that. Women don't. Even (real) feminists of the 'give as good as we get' generation.
Tell the SJWs off, and they'll all crawl off to their Play-Doh enhanced "safe spaces" and stop harassing the rest of us.
I LIKE #gamesgate. They've got the right idea.
(And yes, I am a doctor-certified female - DNA and all.)
I worked in Thailand for a couple of years - at an ISP. Women in tech were (back then) TOTALLY unknown. My first day on the job (which was to be teaching men about UNIX servers) I went to my new computer room. To find that every single one of the men's areas had (obviously newly-printed) soft-porn posted all over the walls. So I did some of my own printing. Next day they came back to find more soft porn (which I'd downloaded off playgirl.com and a couple of gay sites) all over my area.
What happened? Their porn went down. So did mine. And they learned Unix Servers. THAT is fighting back. Not "OMG faint!"
/rant off
Posted by: Kathy Kinsley at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (P1Mfe)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 22, 2015 07:13 PM (m2bLi)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM
So...not a MoMee, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2015 07:13 PM (QiBX8)
"Last, but definitely not least, is the preparedness aspect of reusable feminine napkins. Have you thought of the consequences of not being able to purchase disposable feminine hygiene products? None of us wants to experience that situation - but it is a definite possibility. Economic collapse, natural disasters, personal change of circumstances are all factors that could necessitate changes in the way we live. Now is the time to become prepared - before you NEED to be!"
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2015 07:13 PM (WV80V)
Home-buying has recently surged as more buyers have flooded into the real estate market. Robust hiring over the past 21 months and an economic recovery now in its sixth year have enabled more Americans to set aside money for a down payment.The rising demand has drawn more sellers into the market, limiting the availability of homes and sparking higher prices that couldexpand sales growth in the coming months due to President obama's economic policies.
See, Presdent Oblama's plan is working to fix the Retarded Bush Econmey!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 22, 2015 07:14 PM (lNSdJ)
When they sniff
But the dogs they just go "Riff!"
When the end of the month rolls around
Posted by: John Valby at July 22, 2015 07:14 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: dogfish at July 22, 2015 07:14 PM (jWtyG)
Um, yeah, I think pretty much everywhere has iced coffee these days. So......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 07:14 PM (LA7Cm)
I guess the take-away message from all this lefty SJW crap is simple:
women are basically cooch life support and transportation systems, since
the cooch seems to be consuming focus of their lives, and the only
thing they think about, talk about, worry about, or do anything with.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Shoes. Don't forget shoes.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 07:15 PM (LAe3v)
I guess the take-away message from all this lefty SJW crap is simple:
women are basically cooch life support and transportation systems, since
the cooch seems to be consuming focus of their lives, and the only
thing they think about, talk about, worry about, or do anything with.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:10 PM (oKE6c)
Soylent Pink is Pooter
Posted by: Soylent Pink at July 22, 2015 07:15 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: dogfish at July 22, 2015 07:15 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 07:11 PM (mx5oN)
237 Jay Guevara:
I remember seeing Lena Dunham's "serious" list of reasons she votes Democrap, and every item - EVERY DAMNED ITEM! - had to do with her crotch.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:12 PM (upjBJ)
You know, I wrote that in a fit of exasperation, but on reflection, there really is something to the assertion.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:16 PM (oKE6c)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Feh at July 22, 2015 07:16 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: theTruth at July 22, 2015 07:17 PM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 22, 2015 07:17 PM (Iuo7N)
Throw in a free carton of cigarettes and a free case of vodka, and now you may have something.
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2015 07:17 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 07:18 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 07:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 07:18 PM (iQIUe)
Dr. Rorschach: So, Ms. Dunham, what do you see?
LD: That's a vagina.
DR: OK, what about this?
LD: Big vagina.
DR: And this?
LD: Vagina. I mean, it's obvious. Aren't you supposed to change the blots up?
DR: I think I see the problem, Ms. Dunham. You're also a ckufing loon, if you need a second opinion.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 07:19 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Soylent Pink at July 22, 2015 07:19 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Hillary! in blaze pink at July 22, 2015 07:20 PM (JO9+V)
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I doubt that. They are still plumbing the depths, and I don't think we've come close to the bottom.
Really, I thought Rachel Dolezal was it..., but, no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:21 PM (9mTYi)
Henceforth, I shall identify a Nasal-Gyno American.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:36 PM (0cMkb)
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Join the club, pal.
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at July 22, 2015 07:21 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Hillary! in blaze pink
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Queequeg, tampooner first class at July 22, 2015 07:22 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Feh at July 22, 2015 07:22 PM (Uk9e2)
Fredo has 1 1/2 years left. You ain't seen notting yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 07:23 PM (DUoqb)
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Yer killin' me!
That might have made good sketch comedy 20 years ago. Now it reads like cold reality!
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:24 PM (upjBJ)
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What a lucky break for the shrink that landed Dunham as a patient. No difficulty identifying the underlying cause of her psychosis.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Feh at July 22, 2015 07:25 PM (Uk9e2)
Really, I thought Rachel Dolezal was it..., but, no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:21 PM (9mTYi)
I worry that they're just getting warmed up. It's kinda like seeing Aroldis Chapman throw a first pitch 100 mph fastball. Incredible, but then you realize that when he gets loose, he might hit 106 mph (as I saw him do once).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjgvu4wWCxM
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Feh at July 22, 2015 07:22 PM (Uk9e2)
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I thought he only depicted vaginas.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 07:26 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: The Greeks at July 22, 2015 07:26 PM (Dwehj)
Dunham as a patient. No difficulty identifying the underlying cause of
her psychosis.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:25 PM (9mTYi)
Plus guaranteed employment for him for life.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:27 PM (oKE6c)
Not only do the insane ones have the power in this country, but they've also got plenty of beta men addicted to their ever-dwindling supply of stank.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 07:27 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I'm sure Dunham shopped around for an equally nutty prog shrink. One who thinks it's perfectly normal to molest one's own infant sister and live in a house full of "penis art".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 07:27 PM (rVQpn)
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The schools are filled with minds that have been shaped to accept anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 07:27 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 22, 2015 07:27 PM (jdNN5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjgvu4wWCxM
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Please don't mention baseball!
...said the Mariners fan.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (upjBJ)
To be sure, LD was conceived in dysfunction. That is probably her best defense.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (1CroS)
...said the Mariners fan.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (upjBJ)
I don't watch major league baseball. I watch the Padres.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 07:11 PM (75gXb)
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Strange, huh? Nowdays, if a man sees a medium-rare steak about to drop off the table and a woman nearby about to drop off a cliff, there's no question which one he's going to save.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:29 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 22, 2015 07:29 PM (t/Sq1)
I'll just keep on saying it, we need a rat bastard on our side, if Trump is that rat bastard then so be it.
My grandest wish is for him to place Guiliani as the AG and sic him on the entire Democrat leadership, I mean effin go berzerk on them. Perp walk all of them under RICO statutes. Put the squeeze on the big Wall Street banking house to testify they were forced to "pay to play"., etc.
Posted by: Ken at July 22, 2015 07:30 PM (kX+ce)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
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Who?
Posted by: Bobby Cox at July 22, 2015 07:30 PM (jdNN5)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 22, 2015 07:30 PM (AF8UR)
steak about to drop off the table and a woman nearby about to drop off a
cliff, there's no question which one he's going to save.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:29 PM (P25Hh)
Save both? Done.
Posted by: Trump at July 22, 2015 07:30 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Soona
What cut is the steak? And how hot is the chick?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 07:30 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2015 07:31 PM (Cq0oW)
And then complain because he got mud on her flannel shirt.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 07:31 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2015 07:31 PM (Cq0oW)
valid point.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 07:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2015 07:32 PM (Cq0oW)
Which one leaves you with fewer long term regrets after you eat it?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 07:32 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
What are you bitching about? The weather is great, the food is real good, and the parking and tickets are cheap.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 07:33 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 07:33 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 07:34 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:34 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Jay Guevara East Coast Edition at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 07:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2015 07:31 PM (Cq0oW)
Notice that while the
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:34 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: bossybarb at July 22, 2015 07:36 PM (dwT/R)
Posted by: jrcobbstr at July 22, 2015 07:36 PM (J8Kv7)
No one understands me. The truth is I have for sometime been in transition and, since I now menstruate, I am in favor of this idea of free tampons.
Posted by: John McVain at July 22, 2015 07:37 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2015 07:37 PM (Cq0oW)
Don't forget manslaughter.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 07:38 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
What are you bitching about? The weather is great, the food is real good, and the parking and tickets are cheap.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 07:33 PM (DUoqb)
True enough. My sons and I watched last night's game - after it was 9-zip - only to see if the Padres would get no-hit again, and then later to see whether they'd get shut out again. It adds an element of excitement to the proceedings.
(And if Mark Kotsay, the Padres hitting coach, should read this, please inform the team that only fools - i.e., the Padres - try to pull every outside pitch. NL pitchers are having a hard time keeping a straight face while they wear out the outside corner.)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:38 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 07:39 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: bossybarb
Boy those Rethuglikkkans sure are crazypants. Good thing Hillary! is there to act as a voice of reason. Derp.
Posted by: LIV, reading Yahoo "News" at July 22, 2015 07:39 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 07:38 PM (xSCb6)
They're all for that one, but can't hide their disappointment when they find out they misunderstood the concept.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:39 PM (oKE6c)
I hate my gender somedays.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:40 PM (q20+R)
That would piss me off it wasn't true.
Best young pitching staff in baseball and we can't hit for shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 07:40 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 07:39 PM (+jijM)
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And fart.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:40 PM (P25Hh)
I'm more angry at myself for paying attention to those sorry dipshits for a minute or so. When pajama boy without even minute traces of testosterone started going on about how interested he became in his wife's periods and the product, I had to quit listening, because I wanted to slap both of them good and hard across the face - especially him.
"Oh, yeah, my disgusting wife tosses the reusable panty liners in the hamper and the blood gets on clothes, but hey, it's just blood, I don't mind (note that he appears to be the one who does the laundry - of course), because we're doing something for Gaia!"
Even Paolo wouldn't want a dirty scrunt who tosses her bloody sanitary products in the f'ing laundry hamper.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 22, 2015 07:41 PM (+XMAD)
The Dr. bends down and takes a big whiff and says we're gonna have to operate immediately.
Lena says, "On my vagina",
He says, "no, on your nose."
Same thing happened to Hillary Different Doctor, obviously. Who'd fall for that one twice?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2015 07:41 PM (QdAXQ)
The Dr. bends down and takes a big whiff and says we're gonna have to operate immediately.
Lena says, "On my vagina",
He says, "no, on your nose."
Same thing happened to Hillary Different Doctor, obviously. Who'd fall for that one twice?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2015 07:41 PM (QdAXQ)
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 07:42 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Cecilia "Attila" Richards at July 22, 2015 07:42 PM (Dwehj)
Save
Me
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:42 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 22, 2015 07:42 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 07:40 PM (OGm46)
"OK, guys, listen up. Here's how you hit. First, grip the bat. No, no, hold the skinny end. Yeah, that's it. Then when the pitch sails by, wave at the ball. There's no penalty if you actually hit it, so feel free."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (oKE6c)
Rush used this, then had to pull it back. It is a spoof.
Posted by: jrcobbstr
Nope. Or maybe nope.
Link to the original article above, and to a second article she wrote along the same lines.
Plus, she's got dope fiend eyes.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (kdS6q)
feminists insist on changing the language everywhere, they've got no
problem with manure or manual labor. They're A-OK.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:34 PM (oKE6c)
Don't get me started on manure . . . .
Posted by: George Costanza at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Horatius at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (UKhBB)
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2015 07:43 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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I can't stand Helen Hunt. She always seems like she's looking at the camera out of the corner of her eye. She always acts like she's acting. Or maybe acting like she's acting like someone who's acting.
Weird that she's so unnatural at it, having grown up in the biz and all that.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (upjBJ)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (7QLvI)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (kmtse)
Some days?
Hell, try most days.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (kmtse)
True, true. I was being generous.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:46 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 22, 2015 07:46 PM (kmtse)
Wow. I'm feeling for you, TB. That's tough to work around.
If I had any vodka handy I'd poor some in the disc drive for you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 07:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 22, 2015 07:49 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Cecilia "Attila" Richards at July 22, 2015 07:42 PM (Dwehj
Regular or extra crispy?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 07:49 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2015 07:45 PM (7QLvI)
----------------------------------------
Ssssshhh! Don't give them any ideas, no matter how stupid you think they are.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:49 PM (P25Hh)
primewire.ag
Search for the movie, click a link (allmyvideos.net and vodlocker are the best for us) and start watching. If you think it sucks, turn it off.
And if a link you click asks you to download anything, don't do it. Just find a different link for that movie/show.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:49 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:49 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:50 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 07:51 PM (YGnSA)
http://tinyurl.com/ogwkbj7
Posted by: Joanne at July 22, 2015 07:51 PM (indTK)
At any rate...
Buck Dharma in the podcast. Whoa. Brings back some memories.
Get your question to the mail sack.
Please be clear. BOC is probably a little out of Gabe's genre.
Posted by: Golfman at July 22, 2015 07:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 22, 2015 07:51 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 07:52 PM (3Ym5j)
Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 07:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:52 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Progressively Worse at July 22, 2015 07:52 PM (7u7u7)
"Binders of women!!! Teeheehee!! And those mean Republicans want to keep women from getting birth control!"
Yeah, hon, don't worry your pretty little head about the economic or terrorism or the budget. Them's men's things, you can't understand them!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 22, 2015 07:53 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:53 PM (Yeqcr)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 07:54 PM (3Ym5j)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 07:51 PM (YGnSA)
I saw him face Adrian Gonzalez, who swung at his pitches the way Barry throws, i.e., feebly. He looked relieved to K and get to sit down while he was still skin whole.
In that inning Chapman's catcher clanked one fastball off his mitt when it came in belt high instead of knee high. The catcher couldn't move his mitt fast enough, and effectively fouled the ball off to the screen. A second pitch just like that he missed entirely, and it hit the umpire. It was amazing. He hit 106 mph in that game. I'll look for that video; I was sitting right behind the guy who shot it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 07:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 07:53 PM (Yeqcr)
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Uh oh. That means tomorrow may never come.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:55 PM (P25Hh)
McCain is awful, and if I come clean, I was a big supporter of his for a long time. I thought that whatever else, he cared about America and keeping it strong.
But all he cares about is John McCain and blowing things up.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2015 07:56 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 07:57 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:57 PM (q20+R)
How was your day? Average, worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow.
Posted by: tmitsss at July 22, 2015 07:57 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 07:58 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Crew of the USS Forrestal at July 22, 2015 07:58 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Tmitsss at July 22, 2015 07:58 PM (Pa9vP)
whoa. that is some fucked up shit.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 07:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 22, 2015 07:57 PM (q20+R)
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Projectile menstruation.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 07:59 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) denounces himself so you don't have to at July 22, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2015 08:02 PM (fWLrt)
whoa. that is some fucked up shit.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 07:59 PM (AkOaV)
No. I watch a LOT of bad TV, but I have purposefully avoided that one. Anyone who allows their preteen child to change gender and then exploits them on television needs to be put up against a wall and shot.
At least "Caitlyn" is a famwhore of age. This poor child...ugh.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:03 PM (q20+R)
Can only apply on line. Questions go to a call center. Where English is not their first language
I gently suggest that perhaps that is because most applicants don't speak English.
I subtly point out the disadvantage an English speaker had
And then I laugh
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 22, 2015 08:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (Xa4vS)
I'll bet my left nut that each of us has a chinese restaurant near us called Dragon Chef.
or Panda Palace.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (tfjTZ)
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (YGnSA)
At least "Caitlyn" is a famwhore of age. This poor child...ugh.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:03 PM (q20+R)
she started "transitioning" at 3 years old.
Three!
And she calls it "bigoted" that the boys aren't interested in her. Oh, and she still hasn't had the "bottom surgery" as the doctor calls it. Meaning she's still a he.
Fucked up. That kids life was doomed to failure. Shitty parents.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 08:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Roy
I saw them open for Pussy Riot in Tbilisi in 2012. They stunk.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 08:06 PM (rVQpn)
or Panda Palace.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (tfjTZ)
Nope. Great Wall. Golden Bowl. Wok Express.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:06 PM (q20+R)
or Panda Palace.
Posted by: Soothsayer
****
You lose, but you can keep the nut. I still have mine as I am not yet married. (rimshot)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:07 PM (YGnSA)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2015 08:07 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (YGnSA)
Yep. I can't find the video just now, but you could read the body language of the
Can't say I blame them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:07 PM (oKE6c)
Mindboggling over the stupidity of this I totally missed the main thing right there in the paper headline: 'lessen inequality'.
Why the hell should the govt be involved in lessening inequality? The document says 'created equal', not we need to provide everything cradle to grave in the exact proportions to everybody.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 08:07 PM (ODxAs)
Three!
And she calls it "bigoted" that the boys aren't interested in her.
Oh, and she still hasn't had the "bottom surgery" as the doctor calls
it. Meaning she's still a he.
Fucked up. That kids life was doomed to failure. Shitty parents.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 08:05 PM (AkOaV)
I read a few TV show forums. People there were stating that the boys who wouldn't want to date Jazz because she had a penis were "transphobic."
I'm thinking...what 14 year old boy wants to date a girl with a penis???!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (q20+R)
or Panda Palace."
Let's see. China Harbor and Mandarin Garden.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (LA7Cm)
or Panda Palace.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (tfjTZ)
Nope. Great Wall. Golden Bowl. Wok Express.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:06 PM (q20+R)
Nope. Golden Palace, Panda Pavilion, PF Changs (which is a chain, obviously).
Left nut, please.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (Dwehj)
And people in the future will regard us crazy oldtimers who gave hormones to children that could turn them sterile and cut chunks of their bodies off, the way we regard those crazy oldtimers who treated difficult children by stabbing them in the eye with an ice pick.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 08:09 PM (iF4ab)
Three!
__________
How progressive. And fucking sick. Mostly fucking sick.
Posted by: Kenway at July 22, 2015 08:09 PM (JSmGg)
I'm thinking...what 14 year old boy wants to date a girl with a penis???!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (q20+R)
I don't even know what to say to that.
And would you really want your child dating the kind of man / boy that was in to dating crossdressers?
Why would anyone ever do this to their child? It's horrible.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 22, 2015 08:10 PM (AkOaV)
The irritating thing is that references to "equality" in the Declaration of Independence and Constitution refer to equality before the law, which we kinda used to have, to some extent, and we at least paid lip service to the notion. (Now we have one law for the monarch's retainers, and another for the peasantry, i.e., us.) They don't mean everybody has the same stuff.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:10 PM (oKE6c)
14 year old boys aren't picky either.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 08:10 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 08:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Can't say I blame them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
You'd see me up there with a titanium cup, a football helmet, and some kind of chest protector...and a cross pendant.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:11 PM (YGnSA)
Posted by: Prescient11 at July 22, 2015 08:11 PM (IXLyX)
Showing off your reading comprehension will only get you in trouble.
Posted by: Big Bro' at July 22, 2015 08:11 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Kid who thanks the Easter Bunny at July 22, 2015 08:12 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 08:10 PM (Zu3d9)
14 year old boys wouldn't mind reaching into a girl's pants and finding a dick?
Oh and I also found out that questioning this child's future or any issues he or she may have in the future is also considered "transphobia."
As I stated upthread, we are living in crazytown.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (q20+R)
Showing off your reading comprehension will only get you in trouble.
Posted by: Big Bro' at July 22, 2015 08:11 PM (Zu3d9)
You're right; no good can come from it.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 08:14 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:11 PM (YGnSA)
I'd be batting from the on-deck circle. "This is good for me, thanks."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:14 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Titanium at July 22, 2015 08:15 PM (u9UgT)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Xa4vS)
I just realized why parakeets aren't too bright.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (AdHdi)
You haven't been following me on Twitter, have you...
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at July 22, 2015 08:15 PM (7YlUk)
The poor father. Was he born a eunuch or did it happen gradually?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 08:15 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2015 08:13 PM (Xa4vS)
__________
But ... these future leaders are our hope for the future! /laughing bitterly
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:16 PM (oKE6c)
Will be over in this corner with the self identified android cat-girls. Why? Because you humans are plain nuts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2015 08:17 PM (z9220)
Apparently somebody told them insanity was a political philosophy.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 22, 2015 08:17 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
Ummm, batter, stand IN FRONT of the umpire and catcher...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:18 PM (YGnSA)
Posted by: Titanium at July 22, 2015 08:15 PM (u9UgT)
More like "what the fuck ISN'T wrong with libtards?"
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:19 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 22, 2015 08:19 PM (Dwehj)
One of the reasons Nolan Ryan was so dominating was that he was wild occasionally, and most batters were reasonably sure that if he hit them, they would be killed or badly injured.
That attitude tends to relieve the pitcher of worrying about the outer half.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 08:19 PM (Zu3d9)
I'm thinking...what 14 year old boy wants to date a girl with a penis???!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2015 08:08 PM (q20+R)
It is frightening when Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminists (TERFs) are taking rational and sane positions...
Posted by: The Cis Hat at July 22, 2015 08:20 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 08:20 PM (ucDmr)
At 14, girls were icky. But that doesn't mean I wanted to stick my dick up my buddy's ass either.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 08:21 PM (SeGk7)
Posted by: Robin Ventura at July 22, 2015 08:21 PM (2iV3X)
A Tampon as thirsty as me'
Posted by: Prince Charles at July 22, 2015 08:21 PM (XfhrV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Also, if they charged the mound they'd get an asswhopping.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 08:21 PM (rVQpn)
In: Idiocracy
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (1CroS)
It's been said before but it bears repeating: there's no way it'll take 5 centuries to get to an "Idiocracy" state.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2015 08:22 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 08:18 PM (YGnSA)
But ... but ... they're the ones with all the protective equipment!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:22 PM (oKE6c)
This thread has 15 occurrences of 'penis'. Well now that I've used it twice it is up to 17 occurrences of the word 'penis'.
Ooops, now 18.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2015 08:22 PM (NeFrd)
If you read the Daily Bruin, you're a jackass.
Posted by: Seems Legit
If you read the Daily Bruin, you're stuck in the stack parking in Lot 8.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 08:22 PM (kdS6q)
I listened to Andrew Wilkow the day after that show aired. He said the next step would be shaming the boys who don't want to date Jazz. Looks like he was right. That didn't take long. :/
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 08:23 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Nolan Ryan at July 22, 2015 08:23 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 08:20 PM (ucDmr)
My brother that lives in Texas said the same thing
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2015 08:24 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Garrett at July 22, 2015 08:24 PM (XfhrV)
occasionally, and most batters were reasonably sure that if he hit them,
they would be killed or badly injured.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I was playing in college when one day we faced a side-armer who was warming on the mound throwing dead red. We were just reassuring ourselves that he probably had pretty good control, when with his last pitch he hit the screen on the fly, missing the catcher by about five feet.
He was probably fucking with us, in which case it worked, because nobody dug in on him after that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 08:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (Zu3d9)
Fuck you, Man.
Posted by: Robin Ventura
Don't start none, won't be none.
-Nolan
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (SeGk7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 08:25 PM (0O7c5)
This old Cylon agrees. I'll be hangin' with the Sixes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 22, 2015 08:26 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 08:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 08:28 PM (ucDmr)
Ooops, now 18.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2015 08:22 PM (NeFrd)
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis song!
Penis penis penis penis penis all day long!"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8jrcof
(30)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2015 08:28 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 08:29 PM (JSmGg)
Libertines 97
Conservatives 03
Why in the world would a Liberal withdraw?
They are going for broke. Ask Obama, he knows it.
Posted by: Ralph at July 22, 2015 08:29 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 08:29 PM (iF4ab)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 08:29 PM (0O7c5)
There was something wrong with
I went to a small grade school. K - 8th.
The same core group of 25 I started K with I graduated with. They were all like brothers and sisters after 9 years. That all changed freshman year of HS.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 08:30 PM (SeGk7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 08:30 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: fluffy at July 22, 2015 08:31 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 08:34 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Paolo at July 22, 2015 08:50 PM (VRc/p)
or Panda Palace.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 22, 2015 08:04 PM (tfjTZ)
......
I'll see you and raise you...
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 08:56 PM (ck8TA)
Remember, Chapman got hit in the face with a line drive that came right back to the mound during spring training (right in front of his mother) and was out of commission for a while. That's a potentially career ending injury. It can induce a paralyzing fear of getting hit again. Hasn't slowed down Chapman though.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 22, 2015 08:58 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jizz Jennings at July 22, 2015 09:05 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
......
That was back when liberalism was in the "let's tear dow the existing order" phase, so they were more tolerant of free speech. Now they're at the ossified stage of "we've won, so we can stop pretending to be in favor of free speech".
Posted by: Jizz Jennings at July 22, 2015 09:12 PM (ck8TA)
Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2015 09:24 PM (WEvvb)
Posted by: The Greeks at July 22, 2015 07:26 PM (Dwehj)
And soon to be sold to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (OuKDK)
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)