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- Top MD at Planned Parenthood Suggests “Less Crunchy” Technique to Better Enable Women's Freedom, or Something
- FFS: Obama Now Wants Bureaucrats to Determine if we are Financially Responsible Enough to Buy a Gun
- Outgoing Top Army General says we Could Have Stopped ISIS
- Judge: Evidence in Freddie Gray's Death Can be Made Public
- Well Warren Knows Hillary Can't Pick it up on Her Own
- Planned Parenthood Admits to Congress it is a Corporation
- What Could go Wrong? Driverless Car Hacked
- 7th Circuit Makes it Easier to Sue Over Data Breaches
- Vikki Breaks up with Boyfriend, Mohammed, who Then Hires Thugs to Attack her with Acid
- Don't Feel Bad Man, Kate Upton Always Rejects my Proposals Too
- In Depth Report of Gambian Coup Attempt Led by Former US Army Officer
- China Rounds up Hundreds of Human Rights Lawyers
- Another Terrorist Killed in US Airstrike
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:35 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:36 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:37 AM (x3GpS)
http://tinyurl.com/qxyvg9e
Even the left in Britain is turning further left - hard.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 22, 2015 08:38 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:39 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 08:40 AM (mx5oN)
A Navy officer and a Marine fired their sidearms hoping to kill or subdue the gunman who murdered five service members last week in Chattanooga, Tennessee, according to multiple military officials familiar with internal reporting on the tragedy.
It remains unclear whether either hit Muhammad Abdulazeez, who was shot and killed on July 16 after he gunned down four Marines and a sailor at the Navy Operational Support Center in Chattanooga. It's also unclear why they were armed, as it is against Defense Department policy for anyone other than military police or law enforcement to carry weapons on federal property.
A report distributed among senior Navy leaders during the shooting's aftermath said Lt. Cmdr. Timothy White, the support center's commanding officer, used his personal firearm to engage Abdulazeez, Navy Times confirmed with four separate sources. A Navy official also confirmed a Washington Post report indicating one of the slain Marines may have been carrying a 9mm Glock and possibly returned fire on the gunman.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 08:40 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2015 08:41 AM (J+mig)
What bugs me, is you know the cops are either going to outright seize them or steal some of them. (oh they'll have a "legal" excuse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:41 AM (x3GpS)
F*ck that guy.
Without remarking of the irony of any bureaucrat criticizing anyone else's financial responsibility, I'll tell you the only test of "financially responsible enough" that matters: does the check clear.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:41 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Daquan Tate at July 22, 2015 08:42 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2015 08:42 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)
Movie on right now "Eleanor,First Lady of the World
She could be
on the new 10 dollar bill, nope, sorry, it's got to be a black lady,
hopefully a lesbian, wrapped in the rainbow flag.
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 08:43 AM (STIxg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 08:43 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 08:44 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 08:44 AM (zt+N6)
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2015 08:44 AM (J+mig)
So they're going to get court-martialed for defending themselves.
Which is beyond sick.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (GpgJl)
And if the hackers have got this stuff, you KNOW the Government's already there.
That's why they want to force GPS and remote shutdown ability in the MPU's.
No independent transport ever again. It's been bugging the elites for a hundred years and they're about to put their foot down. On yours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (nqiq9)
Man, o man. Why the fuck can't Luap the Lesser be normal? Last night on Levin he proposed a flat tax and said "he gave up his private practice not to just go along with the same old shit but to actually reduce the size and scope of government. I just as soon not be here if that's what the GOP is all about."
The guy tantalizes every so often and then he let's the family cray-cray infect his mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:46 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 08:46 AM (nqiq9)
And if the hackers have got this stuff, you KNOW the Government's already there.
That's why they want to force GPS and remote shutdown ability in the MPU's.
No independent transport ever again. It's been bugging the elites for a hundred years and they're about to put their foot down. On yours.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (x3GpS)
Yep. They haven't been able to force us into trains so they'll take over our cars. "Oh, you thought you were going somewhere we don't want you to go? I don't THINK so!"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (RD7QR)
Because they've been lied to their entire lives. Mohammedan men are supposed to be all honorable and gentlemanly and noble and stuff. And Religion of Piece. And whatnot.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (kff5f)
Excuse me? Is your experience with women that limited?
You know no women who have refused dates with nice guys to date the a'holes the wife beaters, the abusers? And blame themselves for it?
If you haven't and are single, grab one quick because the supply is limited.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: LIV at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (GpgJl)
Govt still growing like that space weed in the Creepshow movie, I see.
Except I don't see any good guy coming along a save the country like they always did in the movies.
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (STIxg)
Posted by: Paladin at July 22, 2015 08:48 AM (WujO7)
Posted by: Vox at July 22, 2015 08:48 AM (oVJmc)
o_O
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 08:48 AM (O7MnT)
Well, their hands are already cold, and "dead" won't take much longer, so...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:49 AM (kff5f)
Because they've been lied to their entire lives. Mohammedan men are supposed to be all honorable and gentlemanly and noble and stuff. And Religion of Piece. And whatnot.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (kff5f)
They believe muslim men are like the muslim on Bones.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 08:49 AM (zt+N6)
Probably get sold off in pieces like so many old ranches do.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 08:49 AM (vHOq/)
I hear ya, man. Got tired of always having whatever girl I was dating go run back to some abusive a-hole she had broken up with, so I decided to take a break from the dating game. Been about 5 years now. Ain't missed it yet.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2015 08:50 AM (J+mig)
Which is beyond sick.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)
I doubt it, but it is interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 08:50 AM (gf8BH)
But let's attack Trump, talk about taxes and call a truce on social issues. Because social issues make all those Northeast moderate Republicans squirm.
And everybody knows that it was the support of moderates that propelled both President McCain and President Romney to victory.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (ZvKdv)
Word. The choices seem to be either celibacy or become an asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (vHOq/)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:46 AM
Just another fine example of why a "one-politician-to-a-family" law is desperately needed.
Perhaps we could require sterilization of any political candidate.
No more Pauls, Bushes, Clintons or Kennedys.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (rCmeG)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 08:49 AM (zt+N6)
Exactly. Ever since the mid-90s at the latest. Every Mohammedan has been Azhim from Robin Hood : Prince of Costner, or the sheik from Sahara, or, indeed, the Mohammedan guy from Bones.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (kff5f)
Not exactly correct. It specifies if you have been deemed not competent to handle your own affairs. What is new is the SA admin is making the determination here and not the courts, although somebody else had to make the not competent call.
Something else I read at another site which I don't know if it is true or not, but they have said returning vets from the ME are being automatically deemed "not competent". I have not been able to verify that.
Posted by: LIV at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 08:47 AM (STIxg)
FWIW, they didn't in Creepshow either. The space weed infected everything including the main character's body and he ended up blowing his own head off.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (x3GpS)
Perhaps we could require sterilization of any political candidate.
*wipes drool*
Wuhhh?
Posted by: Habsburgs at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (sPO3u)
Maybe they have the rape fanisity, being among lots of men with beards and can rest while the men chase goats.
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 08:53 AM (STIxg)
No more Pauls, Bushes, Clintons or Kennedys.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 08:51 AM (rCmeG)
Retroactive abortion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:53 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: LIV at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (JtwS4)
Think of what driverless technology and increasing regulations on drivers could do to the trucking industry.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (FcR7P)
I believe that the central bank policies are primarily the reason. Perpetual zero percent interest rates encourage governments to borrow to pay for lavish entitlements (to perpetuate politicians staying in office) and lavish entitlements encourage even more lavish entitlements because once people start getting free shit, they demand more free shit. And there is no limit on how much people can demand - it's human nature.
Now the question is why. Why are the central banks so interested in promoting massive government debt - globally? One could just about get carried away in conspiracy theories. You know the ones, the ones that are so much theory as they are reality.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: LIV at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (GpgJl)
Woodrow Wilson would digress, but he's busy roasting in Hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ)
Would a long string of bankruptcies and bad investments count?
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 22, 2015 08:55 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 22, 2015 08:55 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: LIV at July 22, 2015 08:55 AM (GpgJl)
Would a long string of bankruptcies and bad investments count?
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 22, 2015 08:55 AM (O7MnT)
So I can steal one, like on the South Side?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:55 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:54 AM (St6BJ)
Turn the heat up more. Bastard.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 08:56 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:53 AM
Wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.
But I do think of politicians the same way as people see animals (and thus insist on spaying/neutering): there are too many of them already, and letting them breed just causes misery.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (rCmeG)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (NeFrd)
You don't need conspiracy theories, because the actual answer is fairly simple: bread and circuses.
To quote the old senator dude in Gladiator "Rome is the mob."
As long as people can still eat and have their entertainments, they don't actually care very much about other policies or their effects. So central banks (which are very tightly tied to central governments) make sure the money flows freely because it keeps the mob happy. The mob stays happy because their supply of Cheetos, beer, and TV/movies are is not threatened.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (kff5f)
I think he might take umbrage at the idea that he was a democrat. Also, "digress" doesn't mean "disagree," but I digress...
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2015 08:58 AM (a42f0)
So Rand Paul basically said he does not see military action against Iran as an option. Ultimately not effective.
And there he goes, back into the shitter for me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:58 AM (St6BJ)
What's bad about this is that there's no judicial oversight. No where to go for appeal.
And you might have someone taking care of your bills because you're sick or incapacitated physically.
That's different and there should be a way to appeal that ruling.
It's like the no fly list. Nothing wrong with that but you can't find out if you're on it until you try to fly. and you can't appeal it or find out why you're on it if you know you're on it.
All this star chamber shit and secret courts is what cranks my antenna. This is not what this country was founded on.
We can disagree about how to secure our selves but no way should their be secret laws and courts and being forced to be silent about what the government's doing.
Thanks GW.
Daddy gave us the unconstitutional ADA, GW gave us the Patriot act. I just can't wait to see what rights violating laws Jebby comes up with.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:58 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (ee9LE)
"Violence never solves anything" is perhaps the most pernicious lie in modern politics.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (kff5f)
But I do think of politicians the same way as people see animals (and thus insist on spaying/neutering): there are too many of them already, and letting them breed just causes misery.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (rCmeG)
I was being "figurative."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (St6BJ)
No, you still get hurt but you're drunk, so, you just don't realize it so much. When you wake up it hurts though.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (vHOq/)
Give us something to look forward to in this otherwise bleak and godforsaken climate?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)
Donald Trump himself IS the commercial.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (St6BJ)
There's already concern that there may soon be a mini-recession from laid off over the road truck drivers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:00 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 08:57 AM (kff5f)
No time to think about it. Gotta catch up on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 22, 2015 09:00 AM (BZAd3)
****
Hmmm...let's see. Financial Responsibility Questionnaire. Question #1-
1. Are you now or have you ever been more than 18 trillion dollars in debt to one or more creditors?
Ummm...that's a "No".
Question #2- ...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2015 09:01 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM
I do indeed know that, JJ.
But the "politician = stray animal" thing kinda popped into my head the second I saw your post....
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 09:01 AM (rCmeG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (St6BJ)
Dangit.
You brightened my morning, however briefly.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 09:01 AM (nqiq9)
Almost like taking impeachment off the table.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:02 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 22, 2015 09:02 AM (Mtb58)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 08:59 AM (ee9LE)
That should fire up production.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 22, 2015 09:02 AM (BZAd3)
Went through the TAP class when I was retiring.
Whole lot of encouragement to have every retiree mention everything from sleep apnea to PTSD, and other possible mental issues, in order to make sure that you received the maximum VA disability check every month.
Even then, five years ago, there were little tiny alarm bells going off in my head about the intense effort to have Vets document mental/psychological issues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Martin O'Malley at July 22, 2015 09:02 AM (KUaJL)
So many "Squirrels!11!!," so little time.
Ace has been doing yeoman work in Bringin' Teh Trivia lately....
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 09:03 AM (rCmeG)
Because you know if you've ever bought a weapon since the '90's you're on a list somewhere.
I figure if they're going to treat criminalize my actions then I might as well get the benefits of actually being one and get armed how the criminals get armed.
No messy forms to fill, no waiting. It's a bit pricier and risky but hey so's crossing the street.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:03 AM (x3GpS)
F*ck that. No where in the 2nd amendment does it mention "keep[ing] track of their finances."
What's bad about this is that
FIFY.
That's different and there should be a way to appeal that ruling.
No, it's not - not to a bureaucracy. And there shouldn't be a "ruling" in the first place.
It's like the no fly list. Nothing wrong with that but you can't find out if you're on it until you try to fly. and you can't appeal it or find out why you're on it if you know you're on it.
No, it's not. There is no Right to Fly either in the natural rights of man or protected by the constitution.
All this star chamber shit and secret courts is what cranks my antenna. This is not what this country was founded on.
There we agree.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:04 AM (kff5f)
I think most States require a court order to render somebody as not competent to manage their affairs.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:04 AM (GpgJl)
Legalize Choom to keep them stoned and apathetic. Impose rigid PC-codes so they are forever worried about causing offense. Anything to distract from the corruption and tyranny.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 09:04 AM (O7MnT)
And there he goes, back into the shitter for me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 08:58 AM (St6BJ)
When did he ever come out of the shitter? And he father made another anti-semetic statement the other day again that Zionists are responsible for Yada Yada Yada
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:05 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2015 09:06 AM (lz9tj)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:06 AM (GpgJl)
It's made completely out of baby parts.
Boy howdy are those leather seats soft.
Posted by: Dr. Mary Gatter at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (HQFP/)
In most cases, the completion of an 80% lower is totally legal.
And far easier then most people can imagine.
For any Moron who meets the legal standards to own a firearm, and can legally complete one, I encourage you to do the research, and consider taking up the hobby.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (ee9LE)
Yeah, I know someone getting a decent check for a variety of small issues. They definitely were encouraging the young vets to document it all at the time...
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 09:08 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Dr. Kaboom at July 22, 2015 09:08 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (gf8BH)
You are svelte these days. Anyway, west to east is a quicker flight.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)
Guns for the Rich.
Posted by: Vox at July 22, 2015 09:09 AM (oVJmc)
Motive still unclear.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)
You really want someone who doesn't know what day it is or where they are to possess a weapon?
And it doesn't take a court to become a "responsible person" vis a vis a social security check.
But I'm not sure on that. From what I've read though, these determinations by SS are not appeallable automatically by a court. It's a bureacratic panel or something
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:10 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at July 22, 2015 09:10 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (gf8BH)
So you'll be flying steerage?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
=========
As I like to remind people, OnStar was invented as a remote disable device for a "buy here, pay here" type dealer to effect repossession.
That function has never been removed from the code.
It is not and never has been about "assistance."
Then there is the dumb bastards who volunteer to turn over every detail about their driving--where you've been, how long and when--to a connected-to-the-hip-with-government insurance company to save a few bucks.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 09:11 AM (ZvKdv)
ngu needs a new plan... a good one. This ain't it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2015 09:11 AM (lz9tj)
I want the government to stay the f*ck out of it.
It's not the senile old geezers who are shooting up movie theaters, schools, and military recruitment centers.
And bad life choices != threat.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:07 AM (gf8BH)
So you'll be flying steerage?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
yeah my wife said I am fucked on that one also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2015 09:12 AM (gf8BH)
Same with KAL.
US Carriers could learn a lot from the Asian airlines, when it comes to customer service.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:13 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:14 AM (6EMd0)
According to the NYTimes... I am not making this up... Mohammed Youssuf Abdulazeez committed his terrorist act because his family's health insurance wasn't good enough to get him the mental health care he needed.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 09:15 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Feh at July 22, 2015 09:15 AM (RLRBa)
.
.
.I know that the Social Security people didn't require a Court Order for that. My sister took over my Dad's stuff without one. She did have to get an Lawyer involved IIRC but no Court Hearing.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (iONHu)
Indeed. The answer lies within.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (Q819Q)
According to the NYTimes... I am not making this up... Mohammed
Youssuf Abdulazeez committed his terrorist act because his family's
health insurance wasn't good enough to get him the mental health care he
needed.
He had the money to take trips overseas.
Posted by: Vox at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
The land beneath the cross on Mount Soledad in San Diego has been purchased by a private nonprofit group for $1.4 million, a key step toward possibly ending a more than two-decade legal controversy over having a cross on public property.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (0eidE)
Personally, I believe that ANY laws restricting gun ownership (yes even for convicted criminals) are a violation of the 2A.
Because being armed was the default assumption, then many incidents would not occur. Neither would criminals be so numerous or take the risks that they do.
Death IS a deterrent if meted out quickly and on the spot. This can only occur if citizens are armed.
But of course this would never get anywhere so the best we can hope for is plenty of options to take the grabbers to court.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:17 AM (x3GpS)
Indeed. The answer lies within.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (Q819Q)
One could say there's an oxymoron there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 09:17 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)
If they're complaint is that he brought a video camera into their processing area, that's they're HIPAA violation.
FFS, Rule number 1 of HIPAA: No one unauthorized in areas with PHI.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 22, 2015 09:17 AM (hhQEJ)
Posted by: Dr. Mary Gatter at July 22, 2015 09:18 AM (HQFP/)
Damned capitalism, I *knew* it had its grubby fingers in this somewhere!
Posted by: NYT Editorial Bored at July 22, 2015 09:18 AM (RLRBa)
_____________________________
Just last week the SSA admitted that they've been paying out billions of dollars in SS benefits for years to thousands of recipients who are over the age of . . . 112.
These are not the people who should be involved in making decisions about anyone else's competency.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2015 09:19 AM (kGrdk)
If they're complaint is that he brought a video camera into their processing area, that's they're HIPAA violation.
HIPAA covers racketeering?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
btw, who do you think pays for Graham's "private" DC cellphone?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:20 AM (6EMd0)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2015 09:20 AM (HalrA)
FFS, Rule number 1 of HIPAA: No one unauthorized in areas with PHI.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 22, 2015 09:17 AM (hhQEJ)
Both vids were in a restaurant were they not?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)
Shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: SkyNet at July 22, 2015 09:22 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2015 09:19 AM (kGrdk)
Bingo!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)
That's the loophole. PP's not getting paid for the tissue they're getting paid for recovering it. That's why she was bargaining with the idea that they would change how they harvest the tissue so as to leave more that's usable.
A full forensic accounting needs to be done.
Why can't we stop sending taxpayers money to these ghouls?
Them and NPR and PBS.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:22 AM (x3GpS)
The Veterans Administration has determined that the Greek Government is not competent to possess firearms.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:23 AM (VPLuQ)
Trump.
Trump.
Trump.
-
Give me some Trump who are stout-hearted Trunp,
Who will fight, for the right they adore,
Start me with ten who are stout-hearted Trump,
And I'll soon give you ten thousand more.
Shoulder to shoulder and bolder and bolder,
They grow as they go to the fore.
Then there's nothing in the world can halt or mar a plan,
When stout-hearted Trump can stick together Trump to Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 09:23 AM (ee9LE)
Because it would make the Girl Scouts cry.
Just ask the Susan G Komen foundation.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)
turn over every detail about their driving--where you've been, how long
and when--to a connected-to-the-hip-with-government insurance company to
save a few bucks.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 09:11 AM (ZvKdv)
Volunteer? In Oregon you will not have that privilege for long.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/driving-tax
And here are the nasty little details. Note the GPS element and the collection and taxation by a private, for-profit company..
http://preview.tinyurl.com/OR-mileage-tax
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2015 09:24 AM (3pRHP)
Indeed. The answer lies within.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 22, 2015 09:16 AM (Q819Q)
Money would be a simple reason.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 09:24 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)
The article states that one of the "more videos" PP thinks is coming is that he was taken inside the "tissue processing center."
Granted, if there are privacy issues in that area, there's already a shit ton of problems. Their consent form (shitty that is) doesn't describe any medical indicators being transferred with the baby organs. (But my guess is that the receiver wants at least one of the 13 HIPAA identifiers.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 22, 2015 09:24 AM (hhQEJ)
paying out billions of dollars in SS benefits for years to thousands of
recipients who are over the age of . . . 112.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2015 09:19 AM
I'm gonna say I don't have much of a problem denying these geezers guns. At least without a check of their actual current status....
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 22, 2015 09:25 AM (rCmeG)
Might as well Trump
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Go ahead and Trump
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(Trump)
Go ahead and Trump
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Might as well Trump
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Go ahead and Trump
Get it in, Trump
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Go ahead and Trump
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Posted by: Van Halen at July 22, 2015 09:26 AM (oVJmc)
Host Jon Stewart spent a segment asking Obama about the media.
'You love em. They love you,' Stewart said. 'Are we focused on the wrong things? Are we demanding too much of you, too much of government? Are we inflammatory?'
POTUS said that 'the media are a bunch [sic] of different medias. Some get on my nerves more than others.'
From the pool report: Obama added that 'what I'm most concerned about is not that it's unfair or too tough on government...but that it gets distracted by shiny objects and doesn't always focus on the big tough choices and decisions.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2015 09:26 AM (NjiZL)
But there would be no tissue if they didn't first kill the kid.
They produce the tissue and make it available. It shouldn't matter what part of the process they pay for.
First change the law.
Then nail PP to the wall with complete defunding.
Posted by: NYT Editorial Bored at July 22, 2015 09:26 AM (RLRBa)
It just shouldn't be some faceless minion in a closet somewhere making the final unappealable determination.
Time for some sunshine laws.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:27 AM (x3GpS)
FWIW, they didn't in Creepshow either.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 08:52 AM (nqiq9)
Ah, Creepshow. I liked Fluffy, the monster-in-the-box. Didn't Hal Holbrook feed his wife to it? As a divorced man (she filed, had to find her soulmate b/c I was too boring, multiple kids cut into her party life, they're such a draaag) I can relate to that. I'd take Fluffy out for coffee afterwards, my treat. Good stuff.
Posted by: Agent J at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (ueOgE)
Posted by: Dr. Mary Gatter at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (HQFP/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)
Medical records are sacrosanct? Judges have to oversee access? Think again, sports fans:
http://tinyurl.com/nm3sbnj
(American Thinker)
The
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (lz9tj)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (RD7QR)
These stores need to start adding something to their press responses when this kind of thing happens:
"We happen to think normal people will realize that this product is designed with humor in mind, and no amount of heckling or faux outrage from the perpetually aggrieved scolds in society is going to cause us to remove this item from our stores."
Yes, it will drive the perpetually aggrieved scolds into an hysteric fury, but that was going to happen anyway. This way you're *also* standing up for yourself, your suppliers, and your customers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)
Which is like having Franz Liebkind interview Hitler.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: lincolntf at July 22, 2015 09:29 AM (BjbzA)
I have a very dreadful feeling that any outrage our ignorant, amoral, selfish, debased younger generation will feel over the Planned Parenthood horror is that they missed out on the payday.
Posted by: Gem at July 22, 2015 09:29 AM (l1wsb)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 22, 2015 09:29 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 09:29 AM (zt+N6)
We need to form a support group or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 09:30 AM (mx5oN)
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I agree.
Either they've "paid the debt to society" or they haven't.
If they haven't, why are we letting them go?
Then, you have to remember that in the glorious and golden age each and every one of us will have committed a felony by sundown.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 09:30 AM (ZvKdv)
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Yeah, Adrienne "Barbells" Barbeau.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 22, 2015 09:30 AM (ee9LE)
Indirect cost manipulation is the oldest trick in the book though.
Take a certain University in a town that begins with Mi.
They were working on a new drug to help with transplant rejection. MALG. You can't charge for the drug beyond what it costs to produce per FDA rules for unapproved drugs.
It worked so well that trials expanded, UM could barely keep up.
So they decided "cost to produce" included a brand spanking new research building and upped the price accordingly. Eventually the FDA caught up to them, but only because of a clusterfuck of other problems (idiots not using the right consent forms, a program director embezzling tons of money.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 22, 2015 09:31 AM (hhQEJ)
I'm pretty sure I violated the Clean Water Act this morning.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 22, 2015 09:31 AM (evdj2)
Good grief, what a knob gobbling little bitch. I bet he goes to sleep at night dreaming of rape fantasies starring large black men and cells.
Pathetic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:31 AM (x3GpS)
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless towers of bling
Stand in the city...Near them, on the pavement,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose hairpiece,
And wrinkled tie, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on those lifeless things,
The voice that Fired! them, and the polls he lead:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Trump, king of deals:
Look on my works, ye Republicans, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of Jeb's colossal wreck, feckless and bare
The lone and level polling stretches far away."
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 22, 2015 09:32 AM (Mtb58)
Ah, Creepshow. I liked Fluffy, the monster-in-the-box. Didn't Hal Holbrook feed his wife to it?
Posted by: Agent J at July 22, 2015 09:28 AM (ueOgE)
Fluffy just wanted to play with Barbeau's boobies. Can you blame him?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2015 09:32 AM (VbHFl)
I never said they were sacrosanct.
The Government exempted itself from HIPAA in about 30 different ways (welcome to way #4).
PP may be in bed with the government, but they are not the government. They don't get the same HIPAA exemptions. (And for various reasons I won't get into here, I don't think the research exemption applies because it's very specific.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (hhQEJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (VPLuQ)
On attacking Confederate monuments and the state of Georgia, there?s the polite way and the not-so-polite way.
Our AJC colleague Katie Leslie reports the Atlanta City Council passed a resolution asking Gov. Nathan Deal to study how to add to Stone Mountain:[Councilman Michael Julian] Bond, who described the relief of Confederate generals as ?art,? said he doesn?t believe it should be sandblasted off the face of the mountain. Instead, state leaders should explore adding others to the carving who reflect Georgia?s broader history, he said, such as James Oglethorpe, President Jimmy Carter or Dr. Martin Luther King ....
And Creative Loafing reports that Valdosta activist Mark George, of the Mary Turner Project, filed a 37-page civil rights complaint with the U.S. Department of Justice against Deal and the General Assembly because
Georgians (3 million of whom are black) are having their tax revenue used to celebrate and glorify the failed Confederacy, a treasonous government that A) espoused the racial supremacy of white people and B) sought to preserve and expand the enslavement of black people.?Posted by: some random meathead at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (2z4UX)
Got it.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (B5PF/)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (0eidE)
Ah.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2015 09:34 AM (TOk1P)
that this group didn't discover because they were actually dealing with
some of their amoral fellow travelers rather than the undercover sting.
They were warning of racial stuff before the second vid dropped.
That will be rich if it comes to pass.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
Got it.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM (B5PF/)
It's like all of the ugly girls are ganging up on the hot ones...
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 09:34 AM (0eidE)
away.
That's the loophole. PP's not getting paid for the tissue they're getting paid for recovering it.
"Recovery" should be a fixed cost.
"Bargining" is selling for profit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:34 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 09:35 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: some random meathead at July 22, 2015 09:33 AM
________
What about Johnny? He beat the devil in a fiddling contest. That should count for something.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:36 AM (B5PF/)
What do you think of us starting an AoS ETF?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:36 AM (6EMd0)
the ultrasound as guidance, in order to reduce the likelihood of
damaging desired organs and limbs, they violated the law.
Who are the ones viewing women as 'baby factories' again?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:37 AM (oVJmc)
Four legs good..
Two legs bad.
Posted by: PITA People at July 22, 2015 09:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Baldy at July 22, 2015 09:37 AM (sEXjW)
Or the "piranhakeet" from the Flintstones.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 22, 2015 09:37 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 09:35 AM (0O7c5
They're likely cool with it. Since they likely think it would reduce the need for animal testing.
And they kill 80% of the animals they take in.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 09:38 AM (zt+N6)
What do you think of us starting an AoS ETF?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:36 AM (6EMd0)
Can we take stock in hobo pelts, Valu-Rite, and firearms that we totally don't have because of the tragic canoe accident?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 09:38 AM (RD7QR)
The "no cleaner than a truck stop restroom" processing center?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:38 AM (O/7Nt)
They should merge.
(there's a damn good joke in there somewhere but I just can't work it out)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:39 AM (x3GpS)
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2015 09:39 AM (TOk1P)
away.
It strikes me that most of PP's costs would be covered by the patient paying to have the baby extracted in chunks.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
I do know one demographic who refers to straight women as "Breeders" frequently.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:40 AM (VPLuQ)
That's the beauty of a Moron Fund, joncelli.
We can invest in shit *we* like and want to support.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:41 AM (6EMd0)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 09:34 AM (0eidE)
Decisions decisions
Posted by: RWC - Team HOT ONES at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)
They should merge.
A counter org to PP would be People for the Ethical Treatment of People.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 09:35 AM
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I don't know but I'd guess they're cool with it because if those clumps of tissue were left unaborted they would have developed into human beings which are the only creatures that kill animals.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (B5PF/)
The idea of a sex offender database is anathema to the concept that penalties should be defined and limited by law.
And....I am uncomfortable with felons getting weapons, but to be consistent, I have to support it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (VndSC)
Nope. Just look almost anywhere outside of the U.S.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (UPYPp)
Surely some hotshot lawyer could shred their waiver.
Also, perhaps from now on women will start demanding a price break if they agree they can have the remains.
Hit 'em where they live; in their pocketbook.
It's obvious they don't have a heart.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (x3GpS)
Or at least come see it.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2015 09:43 AM (JG47A)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 09:43 AM (iQIUe)
Buy silver dimes!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:43 AM (O/7Nt)
Fcukers. How's about applying that frigging knowledge while you were in charge and doing something about it?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:43 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (x3GpS)
they have lots of baby hearts......for sale.....make an offer........that ugly old lady wants a lambo......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 09:44 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 22, 2015 09:44 AM (0O7c5)
Is there money to be made in silver dimes??
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:45 AM (6EMd0)
I think a lot of them flat-out misunderstand their oaths. They believe they are swearing loyalty and duty to the government, when, in fact, they are swearing loyalty and duty to the Constitution and/or to the People.
So they get bad orders (not necessarily illegal ones, but ones they see will have bad effects) and believe their oaths bind them to obey those bad orders instead of speaking out in protection of the Constitution and the People.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:46 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (B5PF/)
Yep.
http://tinyurl.com/otednn3
*was going to go with the polar bear but liked that one more.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:46 AM (fWAjv)
Inasmuch as they are, well, silver, yes. But only in the same way that there is money in any other purchase of silver.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:47 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 09:47 AM (x3GpS)
houses that used to have a big US flag out front has replaced it with a
big Christian flag. (This one: http://is.gd/lO8kqZ)
Reminded me of some of the discussions here
===============
I kinda feel like buying and flying the Knights Templar battle flag.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 09:47 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: The Lamborghini Nazi at July 22, 2015 09:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 09:48 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 09:48 AM (C278+)
===
Noticed lately they've been regulating the crap out of doing just that?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 22, 2015 09:48 AM (AuJ+i)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 09:36 AM
________
Holdings: SWHC (100.0%) - until the makers of the world's cheapest vodka goes public.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 09:48 AM (B5PF/)
I do know one demographic who refers to straight women as "Breeders" frequently.
========
The local PP (before the Great State of Texas shut them down) was run by a homo.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (ZvKdv)
Only 1 year left until the Summer of Fun in Philadelphia for the DNC
riots. Then they can nominate George "Bernie" McGovern (D-Mars) over
Cankles, as long as the Black Panthers let him in the front door.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2015 09:42 AM (VndSC)
Fox has a "poll" up now at their web site that shows Scankles losing to just about every Republican in the race. I still say she will not get the nom. If the DNC see that she is a loser she will not win. They have ways to insure that.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)
Fcukers. How's about applying that frigging knowledge while you were in charge and doing something about it?
.
.
.How do you know they didnt?
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 09:50 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 22, 2015 09:50 AM (Mxs5H)
O'Malley2016!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)
This is why I hate Islamists. They are the shit stain of humanity. They are murderous, calculating, lying pieces of garbage that demand everyone and everything to 'submit' to some fucked up excuse for murder.
These oxygen thieves need to wiped off the face of the earth and their 'beliefs' banned from human existence. All evidence of this repulsive 'religion' should be destroyed with fire.
We sit idly and get lectured by our betters to not jump to conclusions when these Islamic scum bags have already declared war on the rest of humanity. How many people are going to get killed? How many dirty bombs will go off until it's too late?
Nuke Mecca Now
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 22, 2015 09:52 AM (MV2jA)
You laugh, but I keep saying this is going to end up happening, at least as far as the Dem nom is concerned.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 22, 2015 09:52 AM (Mtb58)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 09:52 AM (C278+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:53 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)
THIS. They will do all they can to keep her protected, but if she continues to tank, they will pull the plug. I cannot see them letting Sanders get it. I predict they try and drag Webb over the line or a draft movement for Lizzard Wampum-hater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2015 09:54 AM (uhkms)
They should merge.
(there's a damn good joke in there somewhere but I just can't work it out)"
Closest I can come up with is a parallel to the "Eat Mor Chikin" ad line with the cows.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:55 AM (fWAjv)
Former Senator Saxby Chambliss Calls For Hanging Snowden In The Public Square
Where was all this fiery rhetoric and conviction when you were voting with the Democrats in the Senate.
Thanks for nothing, bub.
Posted by: some random meathead at July 22, 2015 09:56 AM (cygkw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:53 AM (fWAjv)
Dude, that's some Onion-quality satire! Excellent work! (Um, it was satire, right?)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:54 AM (VPLuQ)
PETA put up a billboard by a Texas Planned Parenthood murder center - "Pro-Life? Go Vegan."
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
As much money as the Choctaw nation makes from the casino, they don't need the feral gub'mint's help.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:57 AM (O/7Nt)
ConnectFlix, a new initiative with communities, the private sector, and
federal government to expand high speed access to the popular video site
Netflix to more families across the country.
And Netflix will continue to push politically-appropriate programming in gratitude.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 09:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 09:57 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 09:58 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: some random meathead
No shit. I seriously regret contributing to his campaign.
I'm done with that.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 09:58 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:54 AM (VPLuQ)
PETA put up a billboard by a Texas Planned Parenthood murder center - "Pro-Life? Go Vegan."
Not much I can say.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:58 AM (VPLuQ)
I keep saying the Obama faction of the party wants Liz. Barak and Val are very happy watching Hillary twist in the wind, giving her a push now and then to watch her spin faster at the end of her rope. Hillary will pull out by the end of the year for "medical" reasons.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 09:59 AM (C278+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 09:57 AM (O/7Nt)
Damn, how'd they get this sweet deal? Who'd have though Big Bingo had so much pull.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:00 AM (0eidE)
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Circular firing squad is too much to hope for though.
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at July 22, 2015 10:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 10:00 AM (iQIUe)
Non Marylanders often underestimate this clown's political ambitions, and abilities.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:00 AM (VPLuQ)
Where are all these people when it comes time to vote?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:01 AM (493sH)
The Dem nominee will most likely be someone no one has ever heard of. She'll probably win.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 22, 2015 10:01 AM (YFw5T)
Not much I can say.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 09:58 AM (VPLuQ)
A good ad, but probably won't convince many pro-lifers since we enjoy our meats and are pro-cow slaughtering.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:02 AM (0eidE)
"Bargining" is selling for profit.
Officer, I wasn't paying the prostitute for sex, I was just compensating her for the expense of providing sex to me.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:02 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:01 AM (493sH)
Many of them are voting Democrat, because they don't believe that Republicans are the Moral Party anymore. If your choice is between two amoral assholes, it's really tempting to vote for the one who at least promises you more free stuff.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)
Heard an interview with the head of the group doing the videos last night on the radio. He was saying that they have about a dozen more videos ready to drop.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:02 AM (C278+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (oVJmc)
Who'd have though Big Bingo had so much pull.
Bingo, hell. Big Slots and Big Black Jack.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (O/7Nt)
At one video a week, that's going to be one LOOOOONG summer for the Priests of Moloch.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)
Motive still unclear.
According to the NYTimes... I am not making this up... Mohammed Youssuf Abdulazeez committed his terrorist act because his family's health insurance wasn't good enough to get him the mental health care he needed.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 09:15 AM (O7MnT)
I've been reading the sob stories about his battle with depression. The poor dear killed 5 people but it's our fault. Funny how it was immediately known that it was CBF and the entire white race's fault for Dylan Roof. No excuses made
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:04 AM (493sH)
Then we must crush those rebel scum.
Posted by: EMPEROR FOR LIFE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA at July 22, 2015 10:04 AM (2z4UX)
Posted by: scottst at July 22, 2015 10:04 AM (BPIUZ)
Heard an interview with the head of the group doing the videos last
night on the radio. He was saying that they have about a dozen more
videos ready to drop.
I may wind up with Popcorn Toxemia.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 10:04 AM (oVJmc)
PETA sends Planned Parenthood a list of cruelty free charities
(from 2012 during the Komen incident)
http://tinyurl.com/6szm2dj
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:05 AM (fWAjv)
O_o
The Onion is going out of business.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:06 AM (kff5f)
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Well, I can't fault them for believing that.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 22, 2015 10:06 AM (Mtb58)
Posted by: physics geek at July 22, 2015 10:07 AM (MT22W)
PETA does not have a position on the abortion issue, because our focus as an organization is the alleviation of the suffering inflicted on nonhuman animals. There are people on both sides of the abortion issue in the animal rights movement, just as there are people on both sides of animal rights issues in the pro-life movement. And just as the pro-life movement has no official position on animal rights, neither does the animal rights movement have an official position on abortion.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:07 AM (fWAjv)
have about a dozen more videos ready to drop.
I may wind up with Popcorn Toxemia.
Butter and salt overdose. Keep one of those defibrillators charged and ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:07 AM (O/7Nt)
Again, a male who acted like this would be dragged into the parking lot and beaten.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:11 AM (vgIRn)
Another jihadi was killed by a drone. He was from the UK and just before he shuffled off this mortal coil, he posted on twitter: Americans, enjoy your 4th of July - BOOM! Someone responded, post mortem, We did. Now you're dead. BOOM!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 10:11 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2015 10:12 AM (iQIUe)
One would think, at some point, HR would get tired of her shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:12 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)
Sure hope they can build the tapes as a crescendo. If one seems less shocking then the previous it might fall off the radar.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:13 AM (0eidE)
There really needs to be a way to stop that. Maybe you could report her for creating a hostile work environment for repeatedly attempting to get you fired for things over which you have little-to-no control.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:11 AM (vgIRn)
Apparently you're hungry. I suggest eating some kimchi at your desk.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:07 AM (fWAjv)
Can my pro-life stance on animals be, don't torture/abuse them but slaughter them for my dinner plate?
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:14 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:13 AM (0eidE)
See, if it were me, I'd try to build them like a story. Which means some in the middle would be less shocking than their immediate predecessors, but only to offset how bad the next one would be.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:14 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:11 AM (vgIRn)
****As I explained to my wife recently, The Sharia Act of 2016 will resolve all of these problems very quickly.
Posted by: Some random meathead at July 22, 2015 10:15 AM (cygkw)
There really needs to be a way to stop that. Maybe you could report her for creating a hostile work environment for repeatedly attempting to get you fired for things over which you have little-to-no control.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:13 AM (kff5f)
Ask for the sweet LED back lit keyboard with silent key strokes!
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:15 AM (0eidE)
Put a Koran on your desk.
At the appropriate time of each day, shuffle off carrying a rolled up small throw rug.
Return, while muttering gibberish under your breath.
Mention to her that you can smell pork on her skin.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:15 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (2cS/G)
Here. I give the Horde a fun game.
Pitch a Trump campaign commercial.
*wanders out*
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (mf5HN)
Oh! Aggrieved Victim Status chicken. I like it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:14 AM (kff5f)
Yeah, if you could string me them as a story with re-occuring persons that'd be nice too.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (0eidE)
Capital idea, except I like my other coworkers. Perhaps I should increase my bean and cabbage input, though.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:14 AM (0eidE)
Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:14 AM (0eidE)
Mine as well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains
Apparently you're hungry. I suggest eating some kimchi at your desk.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
Fish.
Heated up in the company break room microwave.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (O/7Nt)
Heated up in the company break room microwave.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (O/7Nt)
That's just evil.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Heated up in the company break room microwave.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (O/7Nt)
Special place in hell for those folks.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:18 AM (fWAjv)
Again, a male who acted like this would be dragged into the parking lot and beaten.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts
Bob, I think the subtle hint is that she wants you to be dead.
Be careful, she might rape you in the parking lot.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 10:18 AM (/Ho8c)
Prayer rug
Beanie
Make it happen
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
I couldn't do it. Islam just sucks soooo much.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (kff5f)
Plaster your cube with coexist bumper stickers
Sanders campaign paraphernalia.
Ready for Hillary mug
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (kff5f)
It's our own fault. And it's hours till lunch....
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (0eidE)
I would think you have grounds for a hostile work environment claim. Till HR to deal with this woman and her silly claims or you be contacting EEOC.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (C278+)
He's trying to make her leave him alone, not jump his bones.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (kff5f)
You should request some umpty zillion dollar silent mouse and keyboard as an accommodation.
And to have regular food provided.
Once her bitching starts costing the company money someone will make a change - you'll get your own cube or someone will tell her to shut up.
Just guessing here - is she overweight?
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ocf1)
Prayer rug
Beanie
Make it happen
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Start coming to work in drag.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
If one uses objects which are associated with evil for the purpose of good, is that act evil, or good?
Now try to snatch the pebble from my hand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (VPLuQ)
You should try the vegan popcorn, brah. Much more healthier.
Posted by: Rainbow Earthlove McSurftide at July 22, 2015 10:21 AM (HQFP/)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (VPLuQ)
First let me get my hatchet...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:21 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (kff5f)
Beer battered cod, fresh tartar sauce...dammit now I'm really hungry.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:21 AM (mx5oN)
Everyone suffers.
Go for group peer pressure.
Cow-orkers to female - "Quit fvcking with Bob, or else"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:22 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:21 AM (mx5oN)
Not a fan of tartar sauce, but good malt vinegar?
Dammit.
And I live in DFW. There *is* no place to get good fish and chips.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)
Tell her you have crones disease
Accuse her of violating the Americans with disabilities act
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:22 AM (zOTsN)
Tell the scrunt to make you a sammitch
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:23 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (VPLuQ)
Naw, it's too close to the ends justify the means to me.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:23 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: AllenG
Beer battered cod, fresh tartar sauce...dammit now I'm really hungry.
Posted by: Insomniac
Fvck all y'all!
Looking up nearest Long John Silver's
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:23 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (mx5oN)
Speaking of that, I just saw a commercial for the Bruce Jenner show. He looks like he's wearing an ill fitting rubber mask and Michelle Obama's wardrobe. At a certain point the novelty factor of Bruce will wear off then what will he do for attention?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:24 AM (493sH)
Obviously you're doing it on purpose.
Bitch needs a vacay.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: V the K
There ya go. Crowdsourcing solutions ftw.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (/Ho8c)
How many chicken livers does it take to get a Lamborghini?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (W5DcG)
And that you identify as black.
And lesbian
And that the koran directs you to report her acts as threatening.
And that it smells like she has an old fish sandwich lost under her chair.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (2cS/G)
I know! I know! I'm typo royalty but I couldn't resist. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
Looking up nearest Long John Silver's
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:23 AM (O/7Nt)
God I miss the A&W/Long John Silvers that was 3 minutes from my house.....
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM
________
I want tofu and a less-crunchy alternative to chips.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (B5PF/)
Sanders campaign paraphernalia.
Ready for Hillary mug
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM (zOTsN)
Or say you're in the country illegally
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:26 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:26 AM (0eidE)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:19 AM
________
I want tofu and a less-crunchy alternative to chips.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (B5PF/)
Fag.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:26 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: AllenG
Beer battered cod, fresh tartar sauce...dammit now I'm really hungry.
Posted by: Insomniac
Get a nice cheese board some good crackers and a nice Camembert de Normandy. Ask her to join for a snack. Remember presentation is eveything
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:27 AM (C278+)
Passed one of those on our way to Luray Virginia on Sunday.
I had forgotten that they existed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:27 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 10:25 AM (B5PF/)
Have you discovered Sweet Greens? They're like the Chipotle of salads.
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:27 AM (0eidE)
Why is she so filled with hate! Demand her respect! Then have a parade
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:28 AM (zOTsN)
Lucky you. I have one 15 minutes from work. 15 "non lunch hour" minutes. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:28 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 10:29 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ocf1)
Rather ample in the caboose, and tatted.
I know I shouldn't gripe or make fun. It's just that this came completely out of nowhere. That and all my friends live in little gray boxes.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:29 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:29 AM (zOTsN)
It also sounds to me that the woman (obviously) has other issues going on. What would happen if you just said to her (Maybe you have ) and said "Whatever I do seem to bother you" and said smiling, and shrugging, "You know, I really can't help my stomach growling. is there something going on in your life right now that difficult?." She may look daggers at you, or maybe not. If she doesn't want to talk about that maybe you can suggest that to the HR Dept.
Also, pray for her peace and happiness. People who are4 happy are not complaining about the stomach growls of their co-workers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:31 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Arthur Treacher's at July 22, 2015 10:32 AM (HQFP/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (zOTsN)
I want a meatball sub..
In fact, if there were a Jeb Bush rally across the street and they were serving meatball subs, I would go to it.
That's how much I am craving a meatball sub.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 10:24 AM
________
Maybe he can go back to the Wheaties people and get his image on a cereal box. (I'm imagining General Mills coming out with a self-milking cereal but you have to add milk anyway because a bowl of cereal doesn't produce milk. Despite what General Mills puts on the packaging, it's really a bowl of cereal, after all, not a lactating female.)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (B5PF/)
Try making friends with her. Ask her about her tats?
Hey,___ is that a gang tat? which gang, the Dykes? Break the ice.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (C278+)
'By the time I leave here, I think we're going to be able to say that government is working much better, much more efficiently, much more customer-friendly than when I came into office,'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
You are an illegal alien transgender disabled Islamic worker with PTSD and a therapy goat. "
That pretty much covers it.
One last thing.
Tomorrow, tell her that you can't stay late. Your boyfriend is finally being released from Federal Prison after serving time for murder.
And you are sooooo excited to be picking him up after work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 10:34 AM (VPLuQ)
Varies from location to location, but generally are pretty good. 2 1/2 out of five.
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:34 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 10:34 AM (sPO3u)
Sweet! Bonus points for the goat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:35 AM (O/7Nt)
However, my Christian faith must be abandoned and derided.
Do I understand my betters correctly.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2015 10:35 AM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2015 10:27 AM
________
Sounds yummy - but I'm in Upstate New York - Albany area. We just got our first Sonic a couple weeks ago.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 10:36 AM (B5PF/)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 22, 2015 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
However, my Christian faith must be abandoned and derided.
Do I understand my betters correctly.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2015 10:35 AM (4rzL1)
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No, knuckledragger... you're wrong.
You dont need to abandon your faith. You just need to keep it ...... closeted.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
seem to bother you" and said smiling, and shrugging, "You know, I really can't help my stomach growling. is there something going on in your life right now that difficult?."
"You really should calm down" or, "Not this again?"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:37 AM (O/7Nt)
Bad idea
They will look at your computer
Kill with kindness. Suggest they give her a new cube. If they can't offer to move. Get away from this bitch
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:37 AM (O/7Nt)
Put a bottle of Midol on her desk.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:38 AM (C278+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:39 AM (fWAjv)
Oooooooo....Long John Silver hush puppies soaked in that malted vinegar stuff....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 10:40 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:40 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: East Bay KG at July 22, 2015 10:40 AM (uDCdI)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 22, 2015 10:41 AM (HQFP/)
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)
Heh. I had a rough day yesterday, so I came home at about 8 p.m. from work and promptly fixed myself an eight slice of oven-cooked bacon sandwich, with baby spinach leaves and mayo on sourdough.
My heart may stop today because of that sandwich, but by God, I'll die happy.
Posted by: Barack Hussien Obama at July 22, 2015 10:42 AM (72D6h)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:42 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:42 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:43 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)
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Right, right, as if.....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2015 10:43 AM (HSmrB)
#44. 63% of those polled are uncomfortable with the country's direction
on social issues and 40% are in the "strongly" uncomfortable category.
Where are all these people when it comes time to vote?
=============
They don't have anybody to vote for.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 10:43 AM (ZvKdv)
My friend was going to serve at this first church. He's moving into the parsonage the first day and the first person that greets he and his family is some large German woman who (was the treasurer) and said as her first thing, "You can't have any money to spend on the parsonage this year.!" Oooooookay and hello to you too. He didn't say that. After that she made his life difficult about any bit of money he wanted reimbursement for and did it in the brashest way possible. He started praying, "Lord, remove this thorn from my side." Eventually she dropped dead of a heart attack. Obviously he wasn't praying that the thorn be removed in that manner, and I think her high stress level didn't help her medical condition, but there you go.
I have never used this approach with difficult co-workers and am not actually recommending it. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:43 AM (OSs/l)
Whenever I feel anything, I always suspect my body is to blame on some level. Where would we be without these explanatory genius journalists to tell us this shit?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 10:44 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Product Development at July 22, 2015 10:44 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:44 AM (fWAjv)
Trade you for some BBQ. Or some really good Mexican. I am a sucker for Mexican food and the stuff around here is mostly chain crap.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (OGm46)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 22, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)
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Borrowed a page from OKeefe they did.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:07 AM (fWAjv)
They claim that but I bet I know where all of their main staff falls.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:46 AM (2cS/G)
Obama would have burst into flames had he eaten such a thing.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2015 10:46 AM (72D6h)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 22, 2015 08:45 AM (RD7QR)
To ensure they are still virgins on their wedding night. Of course, their assholes won't close completely anymore, but that's not important.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at July 22, 2015 10:47 AM (wKcQA)
Which is why you say it. All the while praying for thorn removal. ;-)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 10:47 AM (O/7Nt)
Talking about global warming and redistribution of wealth?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2015 10:47 AM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 10:47 AM (B7Uun)
Here. I give the Horde a fun game.
Pitch a Trump campaign commercial.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 22, 2015 10:16 AM (mf5HN
*images of Americana. Fields of grain, picnic tables with red checked cloths, neighbors coming together with chicken, corn, and noodle salad*
Voiceover (Trump): America is the best country ever, nobody disputes that. And America loves me. Because I get it. I know what makes this country great.
*images of industry and technology*
Trump: The problem is these other idiots don't know what to do with it, which is why they're not telling you what they'll do if you're stupid enough to vote for them. I'll tell you what I'm going to do, because I know what's best and that's why you love me.
*zoom in on The Rack*
Trump: Look at that Rack. Have you ever seen anything like it? So what I'm going to do is put alexthechick in charge of Putin. Just send her over there and tell her to bring back the Ukraine.
Trump: This is why America loves me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2015 10:48 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:48 AM (2cS/G)
on. What would happen if you just said to her (Maybe you have ) and said
"Whatever I do
seem to bother you" and said smiling, and shrugging, "You know, I
really can't help my stomach growling. is there something going on in
your life right now that difficult?."
-----
"You really should calm down" or, "Not this again?"
==========
Are you still on your period?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 10:49 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2015 10:45 AM (zt+N6)
Oh definitely
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 10:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 22, 2015 10:49 AM (6n332)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2015 10:50 AM (sPO3u)
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Ummmmm..... is that even possible??? Or so Ive been lead to believe.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 10:50 AM (B7Uun)
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Nah, she is SO in to you- bordering on stalker now. I can feel the sexual tension from here...
Just take her out to the car and give her what she craves. Show her a little heavy breathing, IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 22, 2015 10:50 AM (WDySP)
They are monsters.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 22, 2015 10:51 AM (GOm/a)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 10:49 AM (ZvKdv)
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Be more .... specific.
"Man.... you've been really irritable for the last two weeks. Is everything OK??? Its usually not normal to last that long... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 22, 2015 10:51 AM (C278+)
Who's that guy, Filmladd who does all those awesome commercials for losing candidates? Get him to make it.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 10:52 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)
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But, as has been pointed out, they need someone like a woman or minority so that any action they take will be immune from any criticism ("you only object to Hillary's executive order because you are a sexist pig!!!" etc.) There doesn't seem to be anyone else (Warren???) who could fill that role.
To whom else can they go? She has the makings of eternal Democrat rule. (apologies to John).
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 10:52 AM (E5UB0)
Nasty German woman dies of imprecatory prayer and a dose of digitalis in her Diet Coke, but mostly digitalis in her Diet Coke.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:52 AM (mx5oN)
Six or seven bullet holes through the front windows.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 10:52 AM (B7Uun)
These people would be OK with building Jurassic Park, as long as the preferred people were doing it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2015 10:53 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:53 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 10:53 AM (OGm46)
Did you ask her to bring you cookies??
Posted by: Lea at July 22, 2015 10:54 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 10:47 AM (B7Uun)
Holy shit. Nobody was injured I hope.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (mx5oN)
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Excuse me.... Mr President. If it is such a good fucking deal.... why are you having to sell it???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (8XRCm)
Bob, I think the subtle hint is that she wants you to be dead.
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Nah, she is SO in to you- bordering on stalker now. I can feel the sexual tension from here...
Just take her out to the car and give her what she craves. Show her a little heavy breathing, IYKWIMAITTYD
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Hmmm.
Start by growing a beard.
Every time she looks at you, tilt slightly back, lower eyelids, run your hand over said beard.
She'll know.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (2cS/G)
To whom else can they go?
I'm so old that I remember when the Democrats asked this question in 2006.
We all know what , or more precisely 'who' was the answer to that question.
Posted by: some random meathead at July 22, 2015 10:55 AM (cNtqS)
That worked for you, huh? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:53 AM (OSs/l)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 10:56 AM (mx5oN)
Fox & Hound over in downtown FW ain't bad for around here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Came home and the mister had made a batch of barbecue and brown sugar chili. I ate two bowls, then cleaned my firearms while watching 'Archer.'
Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2015 10:57 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 10:57 AM (/Ho8c)
There was a little software program that emitted high frequency tones for the purpose of shooing away mosquitos. You ought to install that.
Posted by: Bigby's Hitching Thumb at July 22, 2015 10:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 10:31 AM (OSs/l)
I was just thinking this this morning. For all I know, she gets beaten regularly, or has a dying mother or something. And I don't begrudge people their problems with ME, myself, founded or unfounded. It's just that I have two kids and an ex who need me to keep my job.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 22, 2015 10:58 AM (vgIRn)
barbecue and brown sugar chili. I ate two bowls, then cleaned my
firearms while watching 'Archer.'
Posted by: V the K
*swoons*
Be still, my heart.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 10:58 AM (/Ho8c)
Illegal alien transgender disabled Islamic worker with PTSD and a therapy goat. "
But it really has to be a black women lesbian, wrapped in a rainbow dress.
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 10:58 AM (STIxg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 10:58 AM (LA7Cm)
Is it on the Fuller campus? My b-i-l attends there (although not at the moment since it's summer).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 22, 2015 10:59 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 22, 2015 11:00 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 11:00 AM (GpgJl)
ThinkGeek dot com has little units that emit various noises randomly. Quiet enough to just distract. Often enough to drive nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 11:00 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Baldy at July 22, 2015 11:01 AM (sEXjW)
Sorry we couldn't get the Helicopter you demanded but we were able to get you this nice Lear Jet. Also we are going to have to give you gold instead of the cash you wanted. Now release the seeing eye dog like you promised.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 11:01 AM (B7Uun)
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Journalists are an artificial contrivance.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at July 22, 2015 11:02 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, I can understand your concern. if you feel like it's too problematic to address talk with her, go to HR.
I always think it's better not to triangulate conversations, but sometimes you have no choice.
And I will pray for you, Bob, that rough places are made smooth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 11:02 AM (OSs/l)
Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 11:03 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Cruzinator
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:04 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:05 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: irright at July 22, 2015 11:05 AM (DtNNC)
I think it may be a off campus site. Also I have to revise the number of shots to three. My co workers somewhat expanded on the description before I could do my own investigation.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 11:05 AM (B7Uun)
While it is a chain, I love me some Chuy's.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 22, 2015 11:06 AM (UPYPp)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 11:06 AM (E5UB0)
A scandal. We need a congressional investigation immediately. We can't have Marines carrying sidearms against DOD policy and defending themselves and others. It sends all the wrong messages.
Posted by: rrpjr at July 22, 2015 11:06 AM (s/yC1)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 11:07 AM (B5PF/)
Then again this may be the 'campus'. It's on Richmond.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 11:08 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 11:10 AM (OSs/l)
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The Marine who returned fire is a hero!
Posted by: OTB at July 22, 2015 11:10 AM (ShdUd)
it that they can't keep track of their finances (pay bills on time,
write a check, deposit money etc.) having a gun.
What's bad about this is that there's no judicial oversight. No where to go for appeal.
And you might have someone taking care of your bills because you're sick or incapacitated physically.
That's different and there should be a way to appeal that ruling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 08:58 AM (x3GpS)
So you should lose your right of self defense if you suck at keeping track of your money? That seems... kinda fascist.
It seems particularly fascist when the government is actively and gleefully throwing up barriers to people earning an honest living with which to pay their bills.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 22, 2015 11:26 AM (OrI3J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2015 11:10 AM
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Either way, they're documenting all of it. If they're really on top of things, they're documenting it all twice - one for your file, one for hers - and they'll conclude (if they haven't already) that SOMEONE is difficult to work with.
Be polite, play it cool, and don't worry about it.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2015 11:28 AM (B5PF/)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 22, 2015 12:23 PM (iFFfd)
ColonBlow, It's what's for breakfast!
Posted by: rickb223
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I really like this Ano-Wheat! It really unclogs me!
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 12:57 PM (upjBJ)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus
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That's because the left already had their revolution. Socialized medicine, aborted baby parts for sale, gay characters in comic books. They got it all!
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 12:59 PM (upjBJ)
Well, maybe his plan is to Nuke it from space...see, no military action... just flip a few switches and push a button or two...Problem solved.
Posted by: Paladin at July 22, 2015 01:02 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Mark at July 22, 2015 01:05 PM (s4d4Y)
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