The #WarOnShirts: First They Went After that Rocket Scientist, Now They're Going After Target

So many shirts, so much rape culture.

The new Outrage -- and honestly, it's been days since the last one; weren't you getting a little bit itchy? -- concerns a shirt sold at Target department stores.

This t-shirt promotes, the Totalitarian Feminist Maenads insist, rape culture.

It promotes rape, suggests to men that rape is Just Fine, and also chills women from telling their narratives about rape.

Wow, you're thinking --that must be quite a shirt.

Indeed, it is.

Behold the Rape Garment:

You see, when a woman wears this t-shirt -- and, by the way, and I am being 100% honest here: I just saw a woman wearing this t-shirt two hours ago -- she is not just making a harmless little boast that she is eye-candy and the sort of hot young thing that makes men's eyes glitter with the desire to win her.

No, when a woman wears this t-shirt, she is saying Rape me, and she's also telling men Rape as many other people as you can, and she's telling rape victims Shut up with your stupid rape-shaming already.

Jen Groover, a motivational speak and author of, "What If? & Why Not," says the tees indeed depict women negatively.
"The general use of the term 'trophy wife' in our society, is meant as a demeaning term toward the woman and a symbolic ‘high-five’ toward the man for scoring outside of his zone," Groover told FOX411. "I would prefer seeing more positive statements that are empowering for myself, my daughters and all women."

So, she doesn't like how some women present themselves.

For my part, I would prefer it if some women did not perpetuate the image of women as excessively emotional and fascinated by vindictive little squabbles about petty little trivias in order to give some semblance of greater meaning to their empty (and empty-headed) lives; but so many women seem determined to wear the cultural markings that proclaim that women are just that.

There is a psychological condition that RD Brewer always talks about; it is the Dunning-Kruger effect.

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their ineptitude. Conversely, highly skilled individuals tend to underestimate their relative competence, erroneously assuming that tasks that are easy for them are also easy for others.
David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University have postulated that the effect is the result of internal illusion in the unskilled, and external misperception in the skilled: "The miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly competent stems from an error about others."

Dunning-Kruger syndrome has been understood largely as a workplace phenomenon, but let me posit that it is a powerful factor in politics:

Incompetent, low-value people constantly imagine themselves to be smarter than they are, and smarter than other people generally, and believe that other people require their (incompetent) guidance in a nearly limitless number of lifestyle choices.

In fact, the people who assert that they are smarter than others, and thus must lend their competency and intellect to others, are in fact among the stupidest, most incompetent, and least useful people in existence.

Let me point something out:

An expert is someone who gets called upon to offer his expertise. He is usually a highly paid person. His consultancy is highly sought-after.

If you are the sort of person who believes she has an "expertise" in an area, but, strangely enough, finds herself always having to force this expertise upon other people, rather than being approached by them for it: You are almost certainly an incompetent, useless, stupid person, who has very little actual value, but whose value has been inflated and overestimated by your own poorly-informed, low-competency ego.

Thus, even your estimation of self is, as is all other things about you, incompetent.

Women have many reasons for doing things. Among them might be a, get this, humorous sort of view of the world.

Stop looking at all these other people who you are so certain can learn from your immense, and yet completely unsought, expertise, and instead set about learning from the great mass of people, almost all of whom are more intelligent and higher-competency than you are.

The Idiot and the Expert have one thing in common: They both have lots and lots of opinions.

The easiest way to tell the Idiot from the Expert -- you don't even bother to have to listen to their opinions this way -- is to determine if anyone is seeking those opinions out, or if that person is contriving new ways to inflict those opinions upon unwilling strangers.

If you're pushing your unsolicited opinions on strangers, and have to resort to the tools of coercion to make yourself heard: Guess what, Idiot?

Posted by: Ace at 06:17 PM

Comments

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1 First they came for the shirts . . .

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:17 PM (Vf5rR)

2 And I did nothing, because, who doesn't like topless bitches.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:18 PM (Vf5rR)

3 Wait. I thought what women wore could not in any sense be considered to increase rapes?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2015 06:18 PM (2lndx)

4 Then they came for the pants. And I wasn't wearing any . . . .

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:19 PM (Vf5rR)

5 What if, and I'm just throwing this out there, they started selling this same shirt...for men?

Because I'd rock the hell out of that shirt.

Posted by: LeStiqsue at July 21, 2015 06:20 PM (bwYaR)

6 Do they sell underwear for men?

Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2015 06:21 PM (8ikIW)

7 All sex except cunnilingus is rape.

Next question?

Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 06:21 PM (q5APL)

8 "If you are the sort of person who believes she has an "expertise" in an area, but, strangely enough, finds herself always having to force this expertise upon other people,
rather than being approached by them for it: You are almost certainly
an incompetent, useless, stupid person, who has very little actual
value, but whose value has been inflated and overestimated by your own
poorly-informed, low-competency ego."

And a rapist.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:21 PM (Vf5rR)

9 Real message here: Ladies, go topless. It's empowering.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 21, 2015 06:22 PM (9oC/Q)

10 I take it they've already gone after the 'Juicy' and 'Pink' logo yoga pants??

Because those things, well.......might as well match them with a 'DERP!' shirt and get it all out front.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 21, 2015 06:22 PM (DLu2s)

11 So only Feminists are allowed to victim-blame. Is there anything they can't do?!?

Posted by: Beorn at July 21, 2015 06:23 PM (dGF4J)

12 Where in this theory do they talk about people like me, who are painfully aware of how exactly average they are?

Of course, I am average in a clearly superior way.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 21, 2015 06:23 PM (l2Gqi)

13 I now want a tee shirt that has these two words, "Confederate Flag" just to tick off the masses of delicate petunias.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 06:23 PM (2qF5m)

14 Feminism is now "I demand that daddy protect me from the real world!"

Posted by: Buzzion at July 21, 2015 06:24 PM (z/Ubi)

15 So even insufficiently-rape-aware, pre-rape-vicitms get shirts...but we don't?

#twoweeks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 06:24 PM (Zu3d9)

16 I thought the Dunning-Kruger Effect was the test they did in Blade Runner to figure out if you're a Terminator.

Posted by: that guy who gets everything wrong at July 21, 2015 06:24 PM (jPgGR)

17 I'm sorry, but I want, yes I do, to pull that shirt up and go divin'. I'm a goon, a bad person, but I will not lie.

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:24 PM (gy5kE)

18 I had no idea ISIS-dominated countries had access to Targets, video games and Game of Thrones. Since that's why All The Rape happens.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 21, 2015 06:25 PM (9oC/Q)

19 Jen Groover sez:

"I would prefer seeing more positive statements that are empowering for myself, my daughters and all women."

Well, I see the problem right here, cupcake: I don't give a rat's ass about what you 'prefer'. Nobody voted you Bitch Queen of the Known Universe.

Stick to handbag design, toots.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 21, 2015 06:25 PM (DLu2s)

20 That Trophy Wife definition is not the same as mine.

Has Target stopped carrying these yet?

http://tinyurl.com/pr2lxac

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 06:25 PM (VPLuQ)

21 Let me shorten that Ace; feminists are stupid.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 21, 2015 06:25 PM (GpgJl)

22 We fixed the shirt. It now has the word RESPIRATION to the back.

Posted by: SpongeBobTarget at July 21, 2015 06:26 PM (zauWW)

23 That TROPHY t-shirt is undignified!

*flounces off in her "JUICY" hot pink short shorts*

Posted by: totes serious feminist at July 21, 2015 06:26 PM (qLl8l)

24 I don't hate a feminist! I hate an ugly!

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:26 PM (gy5kE)

25 These feminists seem to have a pretty hardcore #waronscience going.

First the war on rocket scientists.

Then the war on cancer scientists.

These SJWs are proving that women are not hysterical by engaging in mass social media hysterical.

Way to go chicas, way to go.

Mankind (trigger warning) is ever in your debt by still having cancer and no rockets.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 06:26 PM (q5APL)

26

Wish all these constantly complaining dames would hang out together so their cycles would sync up. Then we'd only have to listen to this nonsense 3 days per month.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 06:27 PM (kdS6q)

27 What if I wear that shirt?

White privilege? Male dominance?

Posted by: Golfman at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (48QDY)

28 Hey, that's my t-shirt company

Posted by: Haven Monahan at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (KXS9e)

29 When I first saw this shirt this morning I assumed that it was just a shorted version of "trophy wife" being made for all girls, not just married ones.

A trophy wife is what a lot of rich guys like to latch on to. Usually expensive eye candy that they can drag out to the cocktail circuit and to dinner parties to show off to the other males.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (GpgJl)

30 No no no. That t-shirt needs to be white, and wet.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (wAQA5)

31 Jen Groover's published works on the Muslim hijab are progressive and ground breaking must reads.

Posted by: MostlyRight at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (6Cj5J)

32 Pluto has a little moon. But, I don't hate Pluto because of that! Not everyone can have a big moon. Saturn is an exception ...

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (gy5kE)

33 19
Jen Groover sez:

"I would prefer seeing more positive statements that are empowering for myself, my daughters and all women."

Well,
I see the problem right here, cupcake: I don't give a rat's ass about
what you 'prefer'. Nobody voted you Bitch Queen of the Known Universe.

Stick to handbag design, toots.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 21, 2015 06:25 PM (DLu2s)

Pro-Tip: Don't scrawl those empowering and positive statements on your funbags.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:28 PM (Vf5rR)

34 Is the SUGARTITS line of casual wear still OK?

Posted by: Weasel at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (e3bId)

35 Real message here: Ladies, go topless. It's empowering.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 21, 2015 06:22 PM (9oC/Q)

Waaaay ahead of you....

Posted by: Slutwalks, because of course we do at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (hvf9s)

36 I guess this one is out too?

http://tinyurl.com/qf7ft4y

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (VPLuQ)

37 >>Stop looking at all these other people who you are so certain can learn from your immense, and yet completely unsought, expertise, and instead set about learning from the great mass of people, almost all of whom are more intelligent and higher-competency than you are.

Hey if you want me to shut up then just say so!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (OGm46)

38 I can't wait to see The Person Formerly Known as Bruce wearing that shirt, and holding its ESPY award.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (3C9q2)

39

Oh, and the hashtag for today's bitch out is: #NotBuyingIt

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (kdS6q)

40 The shirt made me do it!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 21, 2015 06:30 PM (DkJ4E)

41 If anyone wrote a SciFi novel about our current society, I would've stopped reading after a couple pages as being to ridiculous.

This has gone beyond unbelievable into the Twilight.

Not that people like this exist or that they have crazy opinions or ideas but that they are actually listened to and obeyed.

Part of it is because no one learns to think properly and no one learns any ethics. Now it doesn't take God or a religion to do any of that but we've rejected both and replaced it with nothing. Nothing but lies and fevered dreams.

People are being hurt by this insanity. Yet the powers that be do nothing. In fact they seem to be egging it on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:30 PM (x3GpS)

42 **looks at pic of "trophy"**

**looks at empty house**

Aww, how come everyone doesn't get one of these "trophies"?

Posted by: so very disappointed at July 21, 2015 06:30 PM (+u8K/)

43 Use to see a lot of the Dunning-Kruger effect among Hwd hangeroners. They all had what they called "my vision" which they falsely believed had a high money value. None of them had any talent or creativity or business acumen that I could detect.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2015 06:31 PM (iQIUe)

44 Oh, and Ace's definition of an expert is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 06:31 PM (q5APL)

45 If women can be oppressed by a t-shirt, I'm not sure what business they have thinking they are equal to men in the first place.

Posted by: shillelagh at July 21, 2015 06:31 PM (bqNKV)

46
"I would prefer seeing more positive statements that are empowering for myself, my daughters and all women."

a t-shirt for Jen Groover:

Ima Cunt

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (B+OKC)

47 Guy just went by me with the Stars and Bars fluttering from the back of his pickup. Doubtless his rape-vehicle. After all, he was white and male, ya know... Anyway, he will probably be a hard sell for the lawn fairy SJW types that are trying to peddle their bullshit vis a vis the content of the post. I would have bought him a beer if I hadn't been standing in my yard when he went by. Doing rapey things. Cause I'm white and male too.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (sdxPm)

48 ISIS is probably doing the right thing. Winning, I mean. By what ever means. Maybe we need to reorganize the plan. It seems fair to me ... a nice day at the beach ... a little shooting ... shrimp on the barbie, etc., etc. .

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (gy5kE)

49
Aww, how come everyone doesn't get one of these "trophies"?
Posted by: so very disappointed at July 21, 2015 06:30 PM (+u8K/)
......................................
Soon.

Posted by: Japanese Sexbots, Inc. at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (wAQA5)

50 The Ace is back!

Posted by: MrX at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (if9v9)

51
I'm Watching You

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:32 PM (B+OKC)

52 Um, so are we being called upon to comment?

Screw it, here goes.

Do they sell the shirt with a CBF inside the "O"?

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (MQEz6)

53 I was minding my own business, just sitting at home contemplating my Quaalude collection and idly wondering what to do with my extras, when the shirt flashed in front of my eyes on the TeeVee and I was driven by the sight to go out into the night, find a bar, and begin my raping.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (DkJ4E)

54 FWIW, Jen Groover is herself, based on the evidence of a Google Images search, pretty hot. She managed to get a book published - featuring a large photo of her hot self on the cover (which is OK by me, see, eg., Dana Loesch), so maybe she's not a moron. However, based on her hotness, I bet she has been the subject of lots of catty "she's just a trophy wife" comments from other women and she's pissed about _that_. So, she is just reflecting her own frustrations and neuroses on the *normal* women who shop at Target.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (IzORu)

55 I have pushed smartness to the tipping point.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (W5DcG)

56
Mentally ill.
There are no other explanations for people like her. Mentally ill.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (gmjUl)

57
Caution: Empowered Woman

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (B+OKC)

58 >>> Oh, and the hashtag for today's bitch out is: #NotBuyingIt Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 06:29 PM (kdS6q)

I'm supposed to buy, I assume, that with one tweet my hashtagtivism will cure all the evils of the world? #NotBuyingIt

Posted by: LizLem at July 21, 2015 06:33 PM (hvf9s)

59
Stop Staring At My Tits!

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:34 PM (B+OKC)

60 If it was a SLUT shirt, it'd be empowering.

Trophy Wife implies Marriage implies PATRIARCHY.

Problematic.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 06:34 PM (0NdlF)

61
and finally....

~~RAPE~~

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:34 PM (B+OKC)

62 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 06:35 PM (q+zA9)

63 It's mostly the internet I guess. It gives even the stupid a soapbox to stand on and babble nonsense.

It's that people listen to this stuff and take it to heart that gets me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:35 PM (x3GpS)

64 The shirt model is a hottie

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 06:35 PM (q+zA9)

65 Trophy Wife implies Marriage implies PATRIARCHY.
Problematic.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 06:34 PM (0NdlF)

Ohhh, so THAT's why our show failed, not because it was terrible. Good to know!

Posted by: The Creators of the now cancelled Trophy Wife at July 21, 2015 06:35 PM (hvf9s)

66 How about "I Actually Love Him, But, Yeah, Trophy Level"

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:36 PM (MQEz6)

67 And they wonder why they're harassed online.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:37 PM (x3GpS)

68 First girl I see wearing a t-shirt that says Boobie Prize, well she's a keeper.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 06:37 PM (OGm46)

69 64 The shirt model is a hottie
Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 06:35 PM (q+zA9)

That happens a lot.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:37 PM (MQEz6)

70 No, when a woman wears this t-shirt, she is saying Rape me, and she's also telling men Rape as many other people as you can, and she's telling rape victims Shut up with your stupid rape-shaming already.

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg

Posted by: Brassica napus at July 21, 2015 06:37 PM (7YlUk)

71
Take off that shirt honey and show me your tits!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 21, 2015 06:37 PM (IzUrJ)

72 You couldn't get a horny dog to hump your leg with that shirt.

Posted by: MrX at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (if9v9)

73
Wanna see my udders?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (IzUrJ)

74 >>>67 And they wonder why they're harassed online.

Harassment = having people disagree with them.

The words 'harassment' and 'rape' have absolutely no meaning anymore thanks to the SJW/Feminist crowds.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (9oC/Q)

75 Yo! Bill! Got anything good in the medicine cabinet tonight?

(I'm guessing that there is a lesson in his un-righteousness that we could take away ... but I really liked Tiger too.)

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (gy5kE)

76 Is it too much to ask or wish that these feckless twits kill themselves? Is it, I mean, is it? Think of all the global warming that would be reduced.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (sdxPm)

77
Jonathan Vanderbeck jlvanderbeck*

My god @Target - seriously? #WhyINeedFeminism #YesAllWomen #NotBuyingIt

*Im a second-year seminary student at Western Theological Seminary in Holland, MI, with an undergraduate degree from Hope College in social work and psychology. Im in the process of being ordained in the Reformed Church in America. Im passionate about feminism, racial reconciliation, and LGBTQIA-inclusive theology. My areas of research interest include reclaiming a covenantal-view of the sacrament of baptism, and developing a critique to the New Calvinist movement.

ker-ZAPPPPPP!

Posted by: An Angry and Jealous God

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (kdS6q)

78
And the alternate post title t-shirt:

Caution: This T-Shirt Might Cause Thought Crimes

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (B+OKC)

79 Every paragraph of this post is GOLDEN.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:39 PM (rwI+c)

80 I wanted to pick something out to quote and comment on, and I can't. It's Read The Whole Thing material.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:39 PM (rwI+c)

81 That t-shirt model looks like she is starving. Ick.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 06:39 PM (gmjUl)

82 Caution: This T-Shirt Might Cause Thought Crimes

Posted by: t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:38 PM (B+OKC)

*holds up four fingers*

Tell me you see four five rape fingers

Posted by: SOC JUS at July 21, 2015 06:40 PM (7YlUk)

83 First they came for the shirts . . .

First they came for the pants, but I did nothing as I wasn't wearing pants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:41 PM (rwI+c)

84 It ain't bragging if you can back it up. Yup, she is a trophy.

So what do the ugly swj wear, kick me shirts? Burkas?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 06:41 PM (QhfQc)

85 Don't be sayin' "hump leg" around here! This is a dangerous neighborhood!

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:41 PM (gy5kE)

86 Book sales.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:41 PM (MQEz6)

87 One, the term "trophy wife" was made up by the jealous bitches who couldn't compete and/or the the dried up crones the husband abandoned.

Two Buying this for your wife tells her *she's* special.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 21, 2015 06:41 PM (Edob3)

88 What also bothers me is that the way things are going some of us guys may wake up one morning to find that we've all been ostracized and are required to report to the reeducation camps.

Which soon transition to holding pens and then to decontamination zones. With adjoining protein and mineral reclamation facilities.

5 years ago, I would have thought that amusing and unlikely. Today? Not so much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:42 PM (x3GpS)

89 I'm sorry, but *motivational speaker*.

*Motivational speaker*.

This is her *career*.

Basically, that's a paid event speaker who's not a celebrity.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 06:42 PM (bLnSU)

90
I only titty fuck C cup or better!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 21, 2015 06:42 PM (IzUrJ)

91 Might as well repeat it - the only people who are going to fix this problem (of insane women having this much power and influence) are sane women.

Men are increasingly opting out of participating in this warped version of a civil society.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 06:42 PM (xSCb6)

92 4 Then they came for the pants. And I wasn't wearing any . . . .
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 06:19 PM (Vf5rR)

Too early for ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 06:43 PM (QhfQc)

93 @47...I am hearing that the Stars and Bars are more popular than ever because the gubment said you can't have one. bah. pfft. #RustyPliarsRemoveFacialMoles

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 06:43 PM (2qF5m)

94 Trophy Tits

Trophy Mangoes

Trophy Can't Touch Dis

Trophy Puppies

Trophy Trophies

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:43 PM (MQEz6)

95 I wish I had some Girl Scout Cookies. Or Bourbon.

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:43 PM (gy5kE)

96 Searching Groover on Google I can say that shirt would look great covering her impressive fake tits.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2015 06:43 PM (oFCZn)

97 Sorry, Trophy T Shirts require at LEAST DD's. Skinny white girls need not apply.

Posted by: LeRoy the rapper at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (S0Cig)

98
Oppressed Foreign Peasants Made This T-Shirt For Pennies

Posted by: socially aware t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (B+OKC)

99 Maybe somebody can explain to me why Jen Groover dislikes that shirt so much, but is willing to display her own ample bosom to the world in this rather revealing outfit.

http://tinyurl.com/pac5v95

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (Zu3d9)

100 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:42 PM (x3GpS)

Retired General Wesley Clark's recent comments on this should be cause for major alarm.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (xSCb6)

101 Among them might be a, get this, humorous sort of view of the world.

Ace, you know there is no humor allowed in leftism.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (nL0sw)

102 Nobody voted you Bitch Queen of the Known Universe.

Is this a real position? Because I know a few candidates that could use the work.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (rwI+c)

103
This T-Shirt Represents Everything Wrong With Capitalism, Sexism, and Racism

Posted by: socially aware t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (B+OKC)

104

New shirt: "Je suis Mattress Girl", will be on sale by Friday.

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (u49WF)

105 I thought only the guys get shirts?

Posted by: Garrett at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (6oJ3K)

106 80 I wanted to pick something out to quote and comment on, and I can't. It's Read The Whole Thing material.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:39 PM (rwI+c)

How about this: the humorless scold who tweeted this Ashleigh (she has an Instagram natch) doesn't mind the term "fuckboys" according to her TL.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer - Nutty Professor at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (Edob3)

107 5
What if, and I'm just throwing this out there, they started selling this same shirt...for men?

Because I'd rock the hell out of that shirt.

Posted by: LeStiqsue at July 21, 2015 06:20 PM (bwYaR)

I think those would be my pants

Posted by: LeRoy the rapper at July 21, 2015 06:45 PM (S0Cig)

108
That's Jen Groover!?!?

She looks like a....

TROPHY WIFE.

bwahahahahahaha!

Posted by: socially aware t-shirts for u, jen groover at July 21, 2015 06:46 PM (B+OKC)

109 Men ARE opting out of our fucked up society. Bad news for the weaklings trying to steer the boat, currently. They can do their own damned fighting when the time comes. Won't. Lift. A. Finger. to protect their sorry meddlesome asses.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2015 06:46 PM (sdxPm)

110 This T-Shirt Represents Everything Wrong With Capitalism, Sexism, and Racism

On the front it says 'You ladies should tear it off me.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (rwI+c)

111 Now the "WALLET" shirt my ex got me makes sense.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (vgIRn)

112 I now want a tee shirt that has these two words, "Confederate Flag" just to tick off the masses of delicate petunias.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 06:23 PM (2qF5m)

How about this one?

http://tinyurl.com/ph8lcc2

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (nL0sw)

113 I agree with the Feminists.

That model should be topless.

Posted by: Garrett at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (6oJ3K)

114 The true trophy wears the shirt and you can't figure out what it says.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (MQEz6)

115 Implants apparently empower your tits, right Jen Groover?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (oFCZn)

116 If the truth were known, most wives' shirts would more accurately say "consolation prize" because no one gets their first pick. But we are gentlemanly enough to pretend otherwise and stroke the bitch's ego with the "trophy" shirt.

This is what comes of being a nice guy.

Posted by: Thatch at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (pBZp4)

117
Brenna NennaBaston

New cafe opening in Edinburgh... Free from gluten, but FULL of misogyny! #notbuyingit

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

118 This is quite possibly the greatest and funniest thing Ace has ever written.

Posted by: Fleischen Depann at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (ANMeh)

119 I'm not quite sure where this all going but I'm thinking it not going to be good when we get there.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (WVvzl)

120
This T-Shirt Represents Everything Wrong With Capitalism, Sexism, and Racism

On the front it says 'You ladies should tear it off me.'

Posted by: Grump928(C)

That would be a great T.

I'm in the wrong business..

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (B+OKC)

121
Why hasn't that DA been arrested?
No ignorance of the law, as they say.
Is the coked out woman being charged?

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (u49WF)

122 SJW Island is shrinking , shrinking in the Ocean of Offenses.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (cNtqS)

123 I think all the Feminists who want to Smash the Patriarchy should be advised to start in Syria.

Or thereabouts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:48 PM (x3GpS)

124 No one escapes from Happy Camp 13.

Posted by: Gen. Weasley Clark at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (W5DcG)

125 >>> Trophy Puppies

If I make a joke shirt for dogs that says "emergency food supply", would they scold me for cruelty for animals?

I saw a t-shirt for a baby once that said "dingo snack" on it and LOL'd. It's a joke, not advocating baby cruelty, wonder if they'd get that.

The SJWs need to get a sense of humor; life is tough enough without being able to laugh once in a while. Lighten up ladies! Stop ruining tees for us along with everything else.

Posted by: LizLem at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

126 http://tinyurl.com/pac5v95

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM (Zu3d9)

She has such beautiful blonde hair...why does she dye the roots brown?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (nL0sw)

127 So sorry - wrong thread.

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (u49WF)

128 If Bill Clinton is the spouse of the next President, it might be amusing to watch the SJW's twist their logic into the difference between "rape" and "rape-rape"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (GrXXa)

129 And yeah, I might have to bookmark this post.

"Fucking Amazing" might be an inadequate description.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 06:50 PM (xSCb6)

130 WHAT ABOUT ME, DADDY?

Posted by: Fat, Ugly Proggie Women at July 21, 2015 06:50 PM (cNtqS)

131 I'm guessing some of the feminists would object to my tie with the naked lady and red LEDs for nipples on it.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (hA1uV)

132 99 Maybe somebody can explain to me why Jen Groover dislikes that shirt so much, but is willing to display her own ample bosom to the world in this rather revealing outfit.

http://tinyurl.com/pac5v95
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 06:44 PM

Is she related to a Jersey or a Holstein?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (QhfQc)

133 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,
When I'm perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
I get better looking each day!
To know me is to love me,
You know I'm one hell of a man,
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (9iR5/)

134 How about this:

If you don't like the fucking shirt, don't wear the fucking shirt, bitch.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (q20+R)

135 Jen, your book sales just doubled. What happened?

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (MQEz6)

136 I'm not at all worried about a comet hitting the earth. I would like that very much. A cleansing would be good, I think. But, I am just a little worried though about being tossed 100 feet into the air from the shockwave. I won't get to rape or pillage with broken legs!

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (gy5kE)

137 I wonder if these snowflakes know that when they screw up "white privilege" they're gonna have to deal with "white hostility"... nah, they think everyone is wired like them, snowflakes.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (sdxPm)

138 WHAT ABOUT ME, DADDY?

Posted by: Fat, Ugly Proggie Women

Here, Meggie, have a Snickers.

Posted by: John McCain at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (4WhSY)

139 So sorry - wrong thread.

It was angry enough for this thread. Try replacing some of the nouns and see if you can make it work.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (2lndx)

140 41 If anyone wrote a SciFi novel about our current society, I would've stopped reading after a couple pages as being to ridiculous.

This has gone beyond unbelievable into the Twilight.

Not that people like this exist or that they have crazy opinions or ideas but that they are actually listened to and obeyed.

Part of it is because no one learns to think properly and no one learns any ethics. Now it doesn't take God or a religion to do any of that but we've rejected both and replaced it with nothing. Nothing but lies and fevered dreams.

People are being hurt by this insanity. Yet the powers that be do nothing. In fact they seem to be egging it on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:30 PM (x3GpS)

Wait, there are sparkly vampires involved?

So Bella is a trophy wife?

That skinny little thing that doesn't look like she has ever eaten a sandwich, much less make and bring one?

Fuck it, I'm out.

Call me when the trophy wives are C-cups with blondish reddish hair, and know their way around luncheon meats.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (Z7G74)

141 The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein unskilled
individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their
ability to be much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a
metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their
ineptitude.

Best description of the progressive left I've ever read.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (qkRol)

142 Oh, God.

Hillary just bought one.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (MQEz6)

143 How about SAMMICH MAKER? Does SAMMICH MAKER work for you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

144 That's it, I'm digging the codpiece out of the closet. I guess I better find a porkpie hat and an onion for my belt as well.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (rwI+c)

145 Has Target folded yet?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 06:53 PM (m9wUQ)

146 Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 06:49 PM (u49WF)

That's okay. The topic is the same only the specifics are less violent.

No man was harmed during this bints' diatribe.

And as far as the DA goes? There are no real provisions for disciplining DA's who do such things. They have immunity and are only beholden to panels formed by the local or State Bar Associations (guilds to you and me).

She isn't the only one to do something like this.

It's criminal and a travesty and it turns the idea of Justice on it's head.

There's been some talk about doing something to reign DA's such as her in but it's going nowhere so far.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:53 PM (x3GpS)

147

yes, because this dress:

http://www.contactmusic.com/pictures/08f77573/jen_groover_2772455

is all abut female empowerment.

and funbags.

Posted by: imp at July 21, 2015 06:53 PM (XIXZz)

148 Paolo send her home with trophy. Trophy be my baby.

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 06:53 PM (Z7G74)

149 SAMMICH ARTIST

Posted by: T-SHIRT at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (6oJ3K)

150 134 How about this:

If you don't like the fucking shirt, don't wear the fucking shirt, bitch.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 21, 2015 06:51 PM (q20+R)

Thread winner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (QhfQc)

151 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (uJK1E)

152 Sigh, another trophy on the shelf that I will never get to touch.

Posted by: Michael Sonmore at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (Z7G74)

153 Ace, note the tweet in the Fox News story and in particular, the pic of boobs and "fuck me" face in the icon...

"...don't objectify me, but I'll objectify myself."

Posted by: SGT York at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (JaMTN)

154 Oh, God.

Hillary just bought one.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (MQEz6)

Which one, the book or the shirt?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2015 06:55 PM (nL0sw)

155 It all started when the press decided that seeing or hearing something that you didn't like was a violation of your rights.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:55 PM (x3GpS)

156 Would it be OK if Target added "Bass" underneath "Trophy"?

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2015 06:55 PM (UlJ3l)

157 And make no mistake it's the press that's pursued this and made it a thing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:55 PM (x3GpS)

158 I like the new Victoria's Secret booty shorts that say "eat me"on the front and "rape my trash hole" on the rear.

Posted by: Biggus Dikkus at July 21, 2015 06:56 PM (LPHFE)

159 151 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (uJK1E)

That's the Dunham Cup.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 21, 2015 06:56 PM (Z7G74)

160 I would like to make a statement on behalf of the company:

" Dear Fat , Self -Hating Sows,

If you do not like these shirts , please have your DADDY buy you a different one. We do not need your business.

Toodles,

Target"

Posted by: Target - In My Dream Universe at July 21, 2015 06:56 PM (cNtqS)

161 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy>>>

Maybe it's a competitive eating trophy. But instead of speed it is awarded for endurance.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 21, 2015 06:56 PM (81UWZ)

162 Where all the white trophies at?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (x3GpS)

163 Oh, God.

Hillary just bought one.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 06:52 PM (MQEz6)

That answers the question who buys a 5XL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (QhfQc)

164 151
Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy
------------
The Beast was as big as the boat! I fought it for over seven hours and finally screamed "YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME!"

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (9iR5/)

165 Maybe somebody can explain to me why Jen Groover dislikes that shirt so much, but is willing to display her own ample bosom to the world in this rather revealing outfit.

Is it possible that there is more than one Jen Groover out there, one a shrill feminist harpy and the other one a fetching MILF with an impressive rack she likes to show off?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (qkRol)

166 "No, when a woman wears this t-shirt, she is saying..."

Where I live a woman wearing this shirt would be saying something like "I'm black." That's the demographic that buys this stuff, in the real world.

What I'm saying is that SJWs are racist monsters who should be treated like confederate hankies.

Posted by: Ben H at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (gJEsZ)

167 Hey, slap some peanut butter on that, and old Toby will win "Best In Show".

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at July 21, 2015 06:57 PM (Z7G74)

168 I would prefer that Jen Groover shut her whore mouth.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 06:58 PM (x3GpS)

169 She is really pretty. Almost cheerleader material. And I like the shirt. Makes me want to look at her ... eyes. Yeah!

Posted by: goon at July 21, 2015 06:59 PM (gy5kE)

170 So, if a self-professed expert pushes their opinion on a stranger and it is an idiotic opinion, is that not a contradiction in terms?

Sort of like an oxy~~moron~~idiot?

I like it. Oxyidiot.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 06:59 PM (NeFrd)

171 My uncle had a Triumph Trophy back in the 70s.
My cousin crashed it into a ditch. Raped it, really.

Posted by: BuddyPC at July 21, 2015 07:00 PM (jfUIE)

172 Do they make a t-shirt that says "My tits are right here"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:00 PM (x3GpS)

173 Senator Graham, your package from Target is here.

Shall I cancel your afternoon schedule?

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:00 PM (MQEz6)

174 I like it. Oxyidiot.
---------
Yeah. I know of a couple of people who resemble that remark.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:00 PM (9iR5/)

175 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (uJK1E)

That one is more akin to a participation trophy.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (Iuo7N)

176 Years ago, I was office manager at a real estate company. In that capacity, I hired a secretary for one of the project managers. She was very pretty and had an astounding figure. She tended to wear flattering clothing on the well-fitted side. She also had a funny sense of humor. She put a sign on her desk reading "They didn't hire me for my brains." Since I hired her, I got a laugh out that.

Much to my dismay, the other women in the office viscerally loathed her from the minute she came through the door. They all but spat on the floor when she walked by. It was unfair and uncalled for and reinforced precisely why I believe the majority of women shouldn't be in business and should never have gotten the vote.

These harridans who constantly whine and scold about the plight of women have passed beyond annoying vicious to boring pathetic.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (fMQoG)

177
Mittt Romneyy

Take down the #TrophyShirt. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charleston victims.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (kdS6q)

178 We all become a-trophy in the end

Posted by: SarahW at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (BntE1)

179 It might be fun to have a T-shirt for toothless crones that says "Stanley Cup"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (NeFrd)

180 I blame capitalistic greeeeeeeed!!!11!!!

Posted by: Pope Francis Fuktard at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (LPHFE)

181 I WANT AMPERSANDS!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (fMQoG)

182 Oxy clean
Oxy codone
Oxy idiot
Oxy moron

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (x3GpS)

183 Basically the left has to keep us in a constant state of agitation the work of "progress" can never be complete.

But you can't always go after the high order stuff so you go for this low order shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (WVvzl)

184 Oh, God.

Hillary just bought one.

I hope hers has the TARGET logo.

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

185
How do the SJW's know that gay women aren't buying these?

Remember gay marriage is legal now.

Kennedy got double his lands in Scotland and
matching estates in England.

Roberts turned for much less.

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (u49WF)

186 172
Do they make a t-shirt that says "My tits are right here"?
-------------
I dunno BC, but I have seen a T-shirt that said "These aren't my eyes". And stretched over a rather remarkable chest.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:02 PM (9iR5/)

187 "The easiest way to tell the Idiot from the Expert -- you don't even
bother to have to listen to their opinions this way -- is to determine
if anyone is seeking those opinions out, or if that person is contriving new ways to inflict those opinions upon unwilling strangers."

So, you're saying that people like Noam Chomsky, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Susan Sontag, et al. are/were experts? Because we sure as hell seek/sought out their opinions on just about everything.

Posted by: The Media at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (amQXf)

188 We all become a-trophy in the end

Lovely, lovely sweet , smell-goody trophies. With awesome sammich skills.

*sigh*

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (cNtqS)

189 So, AGW and this shirt caused rape, ISIS, and the DH rule?

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (MQEz6)

190 Man, when the aliens show up, they're are going to be really, really confused.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (VY8H5)

191 I once saw a chick in a t-shirt that read: Quick! What color are my eyes?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (fMQoG)

192 So, where can I get one?

Posted by: Jamblaya at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (dpop/)

193 Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (x3GpS)

194 ***"It was unfair and uncalled for and reinforced precisely why I believe the majority of women shouldn't be in business and should never have gotten the vote."***

On a related note, in my 20 year career, I heard far more female Marines say "Women have no business in the Marine Corps" than male Marines. The numbers weren't even comparable.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 07:05 PM (xSCb6)

195 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (VY8H5)

This is gonna set their abduction and anal probing schedule back a few years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:05 PM (x3GpS)

196 183
Basically the left has to keep us in a constant state of agitation the work of "progress" can never be complete.

Ah, the "Speed" political model. I wonder if they can get Keanu and Sandra to give it a little juice.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2015 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

197 186 172
Do they make a t-shirt that says "My tits are right here"?
-------------
I dunno BC, but I have seen a T-shirt that said "These aren't my eyes". And stretched over a rather remarkable chest.
Posted by: Old Blue
________________

So a friend of mine is standing in a hallway a couple of years ago, talking to a lawyer with an impressive rack wearing a top with a couple buttons undone. She finally says, "My eyes are up here." He squints, points, and says, "But your boobs are down here."

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2015 07:05 PM (UlJ3l)

198 "I would prefer seeing more positive statements that are empowering for myself, my daughters and all women."

Like slut, as in slut-walk?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leom at July 21, 2015 07:06 PM (0vsws)

199 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM (kdS6q)

Did you don your flak for the inevitable butthurt from the Romney enthusiasts for simply invoking his name?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 07:06 PM (xSCb6)

200
No flap was made over the "Slave" shirts.
Or is it just that Target is a target?

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:06 PM (u49WF)

201
191 I once saw a chick in a t-shirt that read: Quick! What color are my eyes?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (fMQoG)

Is nipple a color?

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:06 PM (MQEz6)

202 Laurie David's:

Perfect!!

Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 07:06 PM (q5APL)

203 193
Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?

Because completely insane, duh.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 07:07 PM (cNtqS)

204 191
I once saw a chick in a t-shirt that read: Quick! What color are my eyes?

Areolar?

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2015 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

205 That shirt is what I used to give them when they were leaving the dorm room.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2015 07:07 PM (Z9g7j)

206 So, you're saying that people like Noam Chomsky, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Susan Sontag, et al. are/were experts? Because we sure as hell seek/sought out their opinions on just about everything.

It's required but not sufficient.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:07 PM (rwI+c)

207 I like the one that says "practice girl"

Posted by: Meg at July 21, 2015 07:07 PM (LPHFE)

208 WHEEEEEEE~~!

@SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (VY8H5)

209 193
Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (x3GpS)

More importantly, chicks have eyes?

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (Vf5rR)

210 Is nipple a color?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (x3GpS)

211 I like this one:

JUST BECAUSE I DRESS LIKE A SLUT DOES NOT MEAN I'M A SLUT.

I had a dozen of these made:

SUCK A NICE SHINY TURD OUT OF MY ASSHOLE

Haven't sold too many but I'm hopeful.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (f+6Pd)

212 Posted by: The Media at July 21, 2015 07:03 PM (amQXf)

You're not asking for their opinions... you're looking to reaffirm yours.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (Z3HgI)

213 Target started selling #LoveWins shirts right after the SC ruling, so I'm happy to see them be devoured by the SJWs.

As for me, I no longer shop there.

Posted by: Bart Stupak at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (wHAYQ)

214 My favorite t shirt?

'X MAN'

Posted by: Something Jenner at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (cNtqS)

215 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy.

About a year ago I was on the expressway, and an SUV to my right had the license plate" sexy mom"

As I passed the SUV, I looked over and the female driving must have weighed close to 300Lbs.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (FIrEF)

216
208 WHEEEEEEE~~!

@SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (VY8H5)

The road to hell..

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (MQEz6)

217 Wife #2 would totally wear one of those.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at July 21, 2015 07:10 PM (nAjD1)

218 If you can't target Target, who can you target? BTW they sell all the fixings for sandwiches at a Target near you.

Posted by: Tominca at July 21, 2015 07:10 PM (VFWX5)

219 Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (f+6Pd)

You should be marketing those to GOP congressman for wear when their constituents voice concerns.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2015 07:10 PM (nL0sw)

220 Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:09 PM (MQEz6)

Those aren't good intentions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:10 PM (x3GpS)

221 On a related note, in my 20 year career, I heard far more female Marines
say "Women have no business in the Marine Corps" than male Marines. The
numbers weren't even comparable.
----------------
There was a female Marine LT. a couple of years back who got the SJW treatment after she came out against female combat troops. She had done two tours in Afghanistan, and had related how badly humping all that gear had messed up her back and the rest of her body. She spoke her mind, told the truth and was crucified for it.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:10 PM (9iR5/)

222 @SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Can't any Senator require that the bill be read out loud in it's entirety ?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (rwI+c)

223 >>I once saw a chick in a t-shirt that read: Quick! What color are my eyes?

I saw a girl in short shorts with Juicy written across the ass this weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (OGm46)

224 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (c2krM)

225 See, if Target execs were smart and cheeky, they would send the complainers free "Certificate of Participation Wife" t-shirts.

Posted by: Bart Stupak at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (wHAYQ)

226 219
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 21, 2015 07:08 PM (f+6Pd)

You should be marketing those to GOP congressman for wear when their constituents voice concerns.

Posted by: Country Singer

He can't. The Jeb? campaign bought them all.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

227 Wife not included.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (x3GpS)

228 With all the sh*t going on in the world, they choose to get outraged over this. #losers.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (laMCB)

229 Guess what, Idiot?

What?

Posted by: PUCK/FAKIN 2016 at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (jPgGR)

230 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

That's for the first three minutes.

yes, I am that effin old.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

231 224
Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (c2krM)

And that's how they get you.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (Vf5rR)

232 Weasels raped my flesh.

Posted by: Frances Zap at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (2iV3X)

233 Jen Groover merits a trophy. Of course, not one for first or second place.

Posted by: VA MK Z at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (Ii2lB)

234 "2nd Choice"

"Runner Up"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (x3GpS)

235 Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?

The eyes are the windows to the tits.

Posted by: Harry Keats, John's Less Talented Brother at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (8ZskC)

236 "Consolation Prize"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

237
WHEEEEEEE~~!
@SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Well, half of the bill -- the spending half.

The "here's your new taxes to pay for it" half will come later. When the situationaly fiscally conservative party declares that, however totes reluctantly, they must raise tax to not increase the deficit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (kdS6q)

238 Ace is right, Experts get paid, otherwise they shut their pie holes and enjoy their cocktails.

Posted by: Jean at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (ztOda)

239 ***"She had done two tours in Afghanistan, and had related how badly humping all that gear had messed up her back and the rest of her body."***

Yeah, most people have no idea just how devastating that can be to the average man's body. Women crumple quickly.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (xSCb6)

240 "Please deposit 5 million dollars for the next 20 years"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (x3GpS)

241 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

$12.99 is for the Lena Dunham model. Sophie Marceau is a wee bit more expensive.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (LAe3v)

242 "Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?"

If God wanted men to look at women's eyes, he would have given them nipples,

Posted by: George Orwell de Leom at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (0vsws)

243 And it has to be said of Jen. Oh yes I would. Screen Door Hurricane.

Posted by: Tominca at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (VFWX5)

244 The Deciders have decided....their minority opinion trumps all hands....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 07:14 PM (hCdMd)

245 224 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:11 PM (c2krM)

Low upfront, high upkeep.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 07:14 PM (0NdlF)

246 Can't any Senator require that the bill be read out loud in it's entirety ?

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Not if the majority adopts rules to prevent that vote.

So, guess what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:14 PM (VY8H5)

247 237
WHEEEEEEE~~!
@SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Well, half of the bill -- the spending half.

The "here's your new taxes to pay for it" half will come later. When the situationaly fiscally conservative party declares that, however totes reluctantly, they must raise tax to not increase the deficit.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 07:13 PM (kdS6q)

Well, once the GOP takes the House and Senate this shit will stop.

wait..

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:14 PM (MQEz6)

248 Hillary campaign shirt

http://tinyurl.com/ngdanjp

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (8ZskC)

249 The Democratically Controlled US Senate

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

250
Sandra Bland going nuts:

http://goo.gl/ps0U3e

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (iQIUe)

251 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

$12.99 is for the Lena Dunham model. Sophie Marceau is a wee bit more expensive.

Awww, I knew there would be a catch.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (c2krM)

252 ***"Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more."***

It's the maintenance fees that get ya.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (xSCb6)

253 Oh, and NSFW.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)

254
@SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Take that, Donald Trump!

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (B+OKC)

255 That and the periodic shutdowns.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (x3GpS)

256 I can remember when it used to just be a single outrage a year. Then it got to be one a month. Then it was one a week. Now, it's.every.goddamn.day.
When are people finally going to get sick and tired of all this outrageous outrage?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (9iR5/)

257 Hey only 12.99 for a trophy wife, not bad. I was under the impression that they cost a lot more.

$12.99 is for the Lena Dunham model. Sophie Marceau is a wee bit more expensive.

Awww, I knew there would be a catch.
Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:15 PM (c2krM)

Is there a Selma Hayek model?

Posted by: Tominca at July 21, 2015 07:17 PM (VFWX5)

258 Why do women assume we want to look them in the eyes?

44 yrs ago, blind date, met my wife. First impression, boy she isn't even 5 ft. tall.
Wow what a rack! was a 34C, now it's a 34 long, but still fun to play with.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FIrEF)

259 @SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Well fuck, I guess we need highways.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 21, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)

260 Those damned fatcat Rethugglicans!!!

@markknoller 17m
Pool reporters were allowed to cover Pres Obama's brief remarks at DSCC fundraiser, but not the QA with big money donors.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2015 07:17 PM (VY8H5)

261 I'm outraged by the outrageous outrage shown by the outrageously outraged too outrageously often.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:18 PM (x3GpS)

262 I AM OFFENDED BY ALL THE THINGZ!!!!1

Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (2P3ND)

263
255 That and the periodic shutdowns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (x3GpS)

The warranty sucks.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (MQEz6)

264
214 My favorite t shirt?

'X MAN'

Isn't that what Bruce Jenners wearing now?

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (u49WF)

265 "I'm outraged by the outrageous outrage shown by the outrageously outraged too outrageously often."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:18 PM (x3GpS)

I'm INraged....INraged. Wait, no..enraged...that's it.

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (c2krM)

266 So.....I'm guessing a t-shirt that says "SLUT" is commmmmpleeeettly out of the question??????

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (uJK1E)

267 >>Well, once the GOP takes the House and Senate this shit will stop.

>>wait..

Apparently. The bill went down 41 -56.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (OGm46)

268 @SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Executive Summary: Allocates money for highways and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (8ZskC)

269 they're probably just mad they don't come in SJW sizes

Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (foEhe)

270 What I want to know is why feminists are even allowing women to buy these shirts. Feminists should camp out at Target and take women that even try these shirts on to reeducation camps to have their minds made right.

Posted by: nerble at July 21, 2015 07:20 PM (F/rO/)

271 I would totally wear a trophy wife tee shirt if it looked good and I had a husband I was significantly hotter than.

Chique d'afrique - proudly perpetuating rape culture since 2000 and something.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 21, 2015 07:20 PM (9nO0X)

272 So.....I'm guessing a t-shirt that says "SLUT" is commmmmpleeeettly out of the question??????
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll

Don't you slut-shame me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 21, 2015 07:21 PM (rVQpn)

273 Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (MQEz6)

That wouldn't be too bad but that feature was disconnected immediately after the ring was placed on the left hand digit.

(and no, removal of the ring will not restore that feature)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 07:21 PM (x3GpS)

274 261
I'm outraged by the outrageous outrage shown by the outrageously outraged too outrageously often.
---------
Not anymore, BC, I'm just too smooth assed tired.
Although, I was a little outraged during the Rockies game last night when Paulsen (first base) got an out and thought it was three and headed for the dugout, when in fact, it was only two and another run scored.
In his defense, the pitcher Rusin, just before that gave a signal that there were two outs. When I saw that I had the thought that it could come back to bite them.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:21 PM (9iR5/)

275 Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (u49WF)

I kind of like all the "Obey" stuff out there. At first I didn't get the joke.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 07:21 PM (laMCB)

276 Trophy? Sure. I would mount that in my manly, wood-paneled den. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:22 PM (RrhhB)

277 259 @SenMikeLee: Just finished printing the highway bill. Received at 3:06 pm. 1,030 pages. 1st vote on it at 4:00 pm.

Well fuck, I guess we need highways.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 21, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)

Turtle power.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 07:22 PM (MQEz6)

278 they're probably just mad they don't come in SJW sizes
Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (foEhe)

Grumpy, bitchy, and extra bitchy?

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:22 PM (c2krM)

279 Jen Groover/Bruce Jenner. don't risk it fellas.

Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:22 PM (foEhe)

280 ok...... how about "Sperm Dumpster" (stolen from family guy)

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 07:23 PM (uJK1E)

281
**269 they're probably just mad they don't come in SJW sizes
Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM

Thread winner in my book!

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:23 PM (u49WF)

282 266 So.....I'm guessing a t-shirt that says "SLUT" is commmmmpleeeettly out of the question??????

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (uJK1E)

Not if you are a MAN...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 21, 2015 07:23 PM (qh617)

283 when I think of patriarchy flexing its oppressive muscle, I think of.... fashion!!

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at July 21, 2015 07:23 PM (eDWZG)

284 Heh. I ought to get one of those T-shirts for my wife. She's 73 and I'm 62. She still looks pretty damn good, too. She'd get a real chuckle out of it.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:24 PM (9iR5/)

285 256 I can remember when it used to just be a single outrage a year. Then it got to be one a month. Then it was one a week. Now, it's.every.goddamn.day.
When are people finally going to get sick and tired of all this outrageous outrage?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:16 PM (9iR5/)

It's outrageous, isn't it?

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2015 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

286
278 they're probably just mad they don't come in SJW sizes
Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (foEhe)

Grumpy, bitchy, and extra bitchy?

Posted by: StrawMan at July 21, 2015 07:22 PM (c2krM)

What? no size 24 Extra Fat?

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (qh617)

287 Soon will collapse under its own weight. Then we rebuild.

Posted by: AllGood at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (PGh+Q)

288 I don't know where she gets the idea a trophy wife is out of the man's league. a trophy wife is league appropriate by definition.

Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (foEhe)

289 If I'm a man, I'm pissed that the shirt isn't tight and low cut. I'm gonna need proof of that claim.

Posted by: nerble at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (F/rO/)

290 All I have to say is that you Christians with your uptight fashion and sex codes need to chill out and join us on a journey of free exploration.

Posted by: SJW Officer of Virtue and Vice at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (RrhhB)

291 It's outrageous, isn't it?
---------
Why yes, yes it is.
*twitches and twitches and twitches*

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:25 PM (9iR5/)

292
The Outrage is a business. And apparently not subject to the law of diminishing returns.

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:26 PM (u49WF)

293 I don't know where she gets the idea a trophy wife is out of the man's league. a trophy wife is league appropriate by definition.
Posted by: X

"Wife" implies some degree of PIV, and all PIV is rape. Ipso facto, "Trophy Wife" shirt=rape culture.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 21, 2015 07:27 PM (rVQpn)

294 >>> Posted by: PUCK/FAKIN 2016 at July 21, 2015 07:12 PM (jPgGR)

Work your OWN side of the street, fella!

Posted by: BUCK/NEKKID 2016 at July 21, 2015 07:27 PM (fagTl)

295 I'm amused by the fact that Harry Pederast Reid is still wearing sunglasses seven months after his incident with "exercise equipment".

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at July 21, 2015 07:28 PM (q20+R)

296 Breitbart had an article yesterday about the "pussy purse" whose feminist designer said was designed to combat manspreading on the subway.

Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2015 07:28 PM (2P3ND)

297
And really, in the world of a SJW - everybody gets a trophy.

Posted by: GBruno at July 21, 2015 07:28 PM (u49WF)

298 Hey everybody. Good post, Ace. (Mental note to self: stop sharing my lifestyle opinions so much, I can probably learn something from this.) ;-)

In the meantime I'm having a better day. Just owned a leftist at FB. Will have details tonight in the ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:30 PM (ntObR)

299 >>> "Wife" implies some degree of PIV, and all PIV is rape. Ipso facto, "Trophy Wife" shirt=rape culture.

Ipso facto, [insert phrase here] = rape culture.

Posted by: nerble at July 21, 2015 07:30 PM (F/rO/)

300 I just saw a woman wearing this t-shirt two hours ago

We're gonna need pics, or at the very least more details.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at July 21, 2015 07:30 PM (jPgGR)

301 Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:00 PM (9iR5/)

175 Holy crap, it comes in a 5xl???? That's one big ass trophy
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at July 21, 2015 06:54 PM (uJK1E)

That one is more akin to a participation trophy.
Posted by: mugiwara at July 21, 2015 07:01 PM

Flour sack. Wet spot. Some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 07:31 PM (QhfQc)

302 Jen Groover, are you married to a short balding guy who pulls about $40k a year? then shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: X at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (foEhe)

303 "Incompetent, low-value people constantly imagine themselves to be smarter than they are"

That's the whole goddamned GOP consultant class in a nutshell.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (V0KhB)

304 >>> Breitbart had an article yesterday about the "pussy purse" whose feminist designer said was designed to combat manspreading on the subway.

How does it work, lead weights!

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (2iV3X)

305 Make sure you've turned off your outrage meter when you read this little bit on the stalled for now screw the American people Highway Bill.

"We have a few rules that we follow," Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid said after meeting behind closed-doors with other Democratic senators. "One is that we should actually be able to see the bill and read it and discuss it before we're asked to vote on it."

That was real, that happened.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (WVvzl)

306 Hey exdem13, remember the UFO summoning scene from Urusei Yatsura? Do you think it will work if we substitute SMOD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (U3X+h)

307 Anybody see Judd Apatow on Fallon last night?

I have to admit he did a great Cosby bit.

"Do you like your life?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:32 PM (ntObR)

308 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:30 PM (ntObR)

You sure like that FB thingies don't you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 07:33 PM (QhfQc)

309 We in the Mountain Time Zone thank all of the Morons in the Eastern and Central Time Zones getting off work an hour or two earlier than us so that you can post all the pithy comments before we get a chance. Douches.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:33 PM (RrhhB)

310 MH, I like it too much.

Probably need to quit for a bit, then come back under a new and improved (i.e. fake) name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:33 PM (ntObR)

311
I've heard of the cooch clutch but not the pussy purse.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2015 07:34 PM (iQIUe)

312 Just came upstairs. The "jump to the end" brought me here. This is the best post ever. I've seen some similar, but none this point on. High five to Ace.

Posted by: Agitator at July 21, 2015 07:34 PM (VKHG0)

313 309 We in the Mountain Time Zone thank all of the Morons in the Eastern and Central Time Zones getting off work an hour or two earlier than us so that you can post all the pithy comments before we get a chance. Douches.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:33 PM (RrhhB

Self love with yourself

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 07:35 PM (QhfQc)

314 In dealing with hysterics (see-Jen Groover and her sisterhood), it is best to pat them on the head or hand (NOT the ass, and do not go near the cooter, there be dragons), say to them in a soothing voice "yes, yes, of course you're right, my dear", and make an appointment with a therapist.
Or just slip them a few Vicodin, and go out drinking at the strip club.

Posted by: kraken at July 21, 2015 07:35 PM (sdxPm)

315 Women have no business in combat arms. The loads on your back, hips, knees will fuck a woman up. Hell, my knees and ankles are proof of that after three tours in Iraq.

I remember reading about that female LT in the Military Times. She was spot on.

I wish these coozes would STFD and STFU.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:35 PM (kmtse)

316 SEXLESS CHECKBOOK

Posted by: Man Shirts at July 21, 2015 07:36 PM (yxw0r)

317 Can we rename Rapey Tuesday with Cunt Punt Tuesday?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:37 PM (kmtse)

318 Self love with yourself
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 07:35 PM (QhfQc)

I have this little teeny "Trophy" t-shirt that you should see. I may or may not be raping myself right now.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:37 PM (RrhhB)

319 I mean . . . judas freaking priest . . . damned feminazis. Makes me pissed off, and I'm a woman. They're bat-spit crazy.

Posted by: KR1 at July 21, 2015 07:37 PM (SNY8a)

320 And I love how it's now the Democrats saving us from the evil machinations of the GOP.

This is absolutely surreal.

It's actually worse with the GOP in control of both houses.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 07:37 PM (WVvzl)

321 SEXLESS CHECKBOOK

Posted by: Man Shirts

OMFG, I would so buy one of those.

If my wife let me.

Posted by: The Cos' at July 21, 2015 07:38 PM (/Ho8c)

322 The House is voting this week to try and stamp out sanctuary cities for good.

Geez, I sure wish Trump would bring some substantive issues to the forefront of conversation.

Instead of just attack McCain and Perry and Graham.

SURPRISE!!!! I can do both mother fuckaaaaaaasssss!!!!

"Somebody's doing the raping."

Trump
2016

Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 07:38 PM (q5APL)

323
Isn't every blog sorta an unsolicited advice column? And aren't commenters offering our unsolicited advice to Ace? Which makes him an idiot, and us idiots squared.

Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost at July 21, 2015 07:38 PM (HuVX+)

324 KR1,

These splittails are pissing off a whole bunch of us.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:38 PM (kmtse)

325 /off famous serial rapist sock

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 07:39 PM (/Ho8c)

326 If you control the speech, you control the agenda. I have an agenda for them. Jackholes.

Posted by: KR1 at July 21, 2015 07:39 PM (SNY8a)

327 Reminds me of playing golf with assholes. For instance, I recall thinking one time that if I simply par the last four holes, I'll finish at four under. The walk on I am playing with has been telling me how to manage my game and hit a power draw for six holes. His best score on a hole was a bogey (I think). Wasn't paying too much attention until he started to ruin my round. Had I not been dealing with his strange ego, I might have had a great round.

Posted by: Lana Lawless at July 21, 2015 07:39 PM (HS+7u)

328 Thank goddess our side decides what the daily outrage is, I got bills to pay. #BlackLiversMatter

Posted by: BabyPartsGeekdotcom (formerly Planned Parenthood) at July 21, 2015 07:40 PM (rVQpn)

329 Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:35 PM (kmtse)
------------
SMFH, from an old cold warrior to a young hot warrior, Thank You! Ya done good.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:40 PM (9iR5/)

330 Which makes him an idiot, and us idiots squared.

Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost

This is the Moron Horde, after all.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 07:40 PM (/Ho8c)

331 46 ain't young, but thanks Old Blue.

Means a lot coming from you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:41 PM (kmtse)

332 Low upfront, high upkeep.

Reminds me of a brilliant "cookbook" I found several years ago, by, as far as I can tell, a fifties California beach bum, called "Lives, Loves and Meat Loaf: A Cook Book for the Bachelor-Minded Male". Despite the subtitle, it does not have any hint of gayness inside. The opposite, really, he knows all men are susceptible to the female and wishes to arm them so that they fall prey to the correct one, and not just any good steak dinner.

The author describes the "awakening" of the man in the culinary trap of the "woman on the prowl for a meal ticket". He has been treated to a few steak dinners already, and begins to remember that steak dinners are expensive. He almost never had one at home, and even at the "neighborhood greasy spoon" they are not cheap. How does this woman who works in the company typing pool afford it? He slowly comes to the conclusion that "the initial cost may be hers, but the upkeep will be his."

Nowadays, of course, he should be so lucky as to find a women who cooks well enough to fool him, and cares enough to do so.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2015 07:41 PM (2lndx)

333 This is the Moron Horde, after all.
--------
Well said, MS, well said. I lift a cold one in your honor!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:42 PM (9iR5/)

334 327 Reminds me of playing golf with assholes.

I thought you played golf with balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 07:42 PM (mx5oN)

335 I think this says it all...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/selection-du-weekend-110-26.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 07:42 PM (U3X+h)

336 Heh Anna.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:43 PM (kmtse)

337 I hereby declare that the BBQ aprons that say "Danger: Men Cooking" are sexist toward men and must be banned.

Certainly no woman would be allowed to wear that shirt ironically. The woman might <i>think</i> she was being ironic, but the Social Justice Warriors know better.

Which reminds me of the old joke:

Q: How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: <b>That's not funny!!!</b>

Posted by: mr_jack at July 21, 2015 07:43 PM (M59SC)

338
Remember the good ol days when these types of feminists used to say HANDS OFF MY BODY, SENATOR! and other dumb shit?

Today they're saying YOU CAN'T SAY THAT and
YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT and
YOU CAN'T THINK THAT.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (B+OKC)

339 What's the difference between a trophy and a wife?

Wait for it.....

About 40 lbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (08Znv)

340 While I am admiring my little "Trophy" I have come upon an oft repeated dilemma. I am pretty good at catching flies with the "stealth scoop" method. Sometimes I am not sure whether I have caught it or not. Thus the dilemma: Do I open my closed hand slightly to see if it is in there? Or do I squeeze to make sure whatever is in there is dead and contend with the fly guts? What say you, horde?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (RrhhB)

341 The light bulb shouldn't change. The world should change to accommodate its love of darkness.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2015 07:45 PM (2lndx)

342 Why, thank you, Old Blue!

Cheers!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 07:45 PM (/Ho8c)

343 339 What's the difference between a trophy and a wife?

Wait for it.....

About 40 lbs.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (08Znv)

I thought that was the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 07:45 PM (mx5oN)

344 340 While I am admiring my little "Trophy" I have come upon an oft repeated dilemma. I am pretty good at catching flies with the "stealth scoop" method. Sometimes I am not sure whether I have caught it or not. Thus the dilemma: Do I open my closed hand slightly to see if it is in there? Or do I squeeze to make sure whatever is in there is dead and contend with the fly guts? What say you, horde?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (RrhhB)

Man the hell up and squeeze.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 07:46 PM (mx5oN)

345 http://preview.tinyurl.com/Zombie-Kurt-Cobain-Weighs-In

Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2015 07:46 PM (72D6h)

346
Alternate post title:

If Banning All These T-Shirt Can Prevent Just One Imaginary Rape, It's Worth It

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 21, 2015 07:46 PM (B+OKC)

347 What's up

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (S0Cig)

348 I have T-shirt that says "Trouble".

Seems more apt in my case.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (kmtse)

349 We in the Mountain Time Zone thank all of the Morons in the Eastern and Central Time Zones getting off work an hour or two earlier than us so that you can post all the pithy comments before we get a chance. Douches.

In fairness, you could DOMINATE the ont, if you felt like it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (rwI+c)

350 LOL. The leftist I was just arguing with at Facebook?

She just deleted all her nasty comments which I responded to and challenged her on.

Yeah, that's how you can tell you're arguing with a great mind: when they tuck tail and run as fast as they can in the opposite direction. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (ntObR)

351 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:44 PM (RrhhB)
--------
Use chop sticks.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (9iR5/)

352
I thought that was the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 07:45 PM (mx5oN)

Heck of a lot more than 40 pounds.

Posted by: Just some guy at July 21, 2015 07:48 PM (yxw0r)

353 If Banning All These T-Shirt Can Prevent Just One Imaginary Rape, It's Worth It

I must have that on a T-shirt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:48 PM (rwI+c)

354
Apparently. The bill went down 41 -56.

Posted by: JackStraw

Cloture. Not final.

Now they get to pretend to talk about it before they oh so narrowly approve it late Friday, before slinking out of town for a month long vacation.

Governing!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 07:48 PM (kdS6q)

355 Ace, stop yelling at me!

Posted by: Hwde Hangeroner at July 21, 2015 07:48 PM (YeHHx)

356 Man the hell up and squeeze.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 07:46 PM (mx5oN)

That's what she said.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:48 PM (RrhhB)

357 I have a 10-year old niece who is blonde and will be, no doubt, pretty when she... uh... "develops."

I have no doubt she'll have at least a few shirts in her collection of a humorous variety, including a few takeoffs on old "dumb blonde" jokes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 07:49 PM (ntObR)

358 How to make 40 lbs on a woman look good?

Put nipples on it

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 07:49 PM (S0Cig)

359 What costs more than one of Donald Trump's wives during divorce?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/selection-du-weekend-104-46.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 07:49 PM (U3X+h)

360 @343
I was just keeping in sync with the thread.
But yeah.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2015 07:49 PM (08Znv)

361 In fairness, you could DOMINATE the ont, if you felt like it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:47 PM (rwI+c)

I have tried. But people tend not to respond to my typically whiny self-absorption. Otherwise known as my "expertise."

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 07:50 PM (RrhhB)

362 "Of course I'm wrong."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

363 Make sure you've turned off your outrage meter when you read this little bit on the stalled for now screw the American people Highway Bill.

"We have a few rules that we follow," Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid said after meeting behind closed-doors with other Democratic senators. "One is that we should actually be able to see the bill and read it and discuss it before we're asked to vote on it."

That was real, that happened.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 07:51 PM (WVvzl)

364 N.O. M.A.A.M.

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

Posted by: Al Bundy at July 21, 2015 07:51 PM (u6tT8)

365 I think this says it all...

I've always wondered why Banner always managed to keep his pants whenever he turned into the Hulk.

And the She-Hulk always kept her top.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 07:52 PM (qkRol)

366 363,

Oh, that is just too precious.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:52 PM (kmtse)

367 "Fine. I'll ask this skeevy bum for directions. Okay?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:52 PM (rwI+c)

368 "And if you wear designer jeans, it's just like wearing a sign that says, 'Rape me, rape me, rape me!'"

Huh. Been a long time since I enjoyed the Brother Jeb Smock & Sister Cindy Lassiter tour on campus. Mid-80s. Funny how things keep repeating as larger and larger farces, only the political bona fides changing in the intervening years.

Posted by: Strictly from apathy at July 21, 2015 07:52 PM (8n+U+)

369

Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2015 07:53 PM (8ikIW)

370 I kept a trophy(tee hee).

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at July 21, 2015 07:53 PM (u6tT8)

371 "Yes dear"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:53 PM (rwI+c)

372 "Of course I'm wrong."

That's right. You're wrong.

Posted by: Kay Kyser at July 21, 2015 07:53 PM (W5DcG)

373 "We have a few rules that we follow," Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid said after meeting behind closed-doors with other Democratic senators. "One is that we should actually be able to see the bill and read it and discuss it before we're asked to vote on it."

That was real, that happened.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2015 07:51 PM (WVvzl)

***

New rules, came into play January of this year.

/s (just in case)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 21, 2015 07:54 PM (1eYr7)

374 "Honey, can I take my penis on the fishing trip? The other guys are bringing theirs."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

375 It's quiet in here. Too quiet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:56 PM (rwI+c)

376 "Honey, can I take my penis on the fishing trip? The other guys are bringing theirs."

"Which one?"

Posted by: Mrs. Caitlyn at July 21, 2015 07:57 PM (ntObR)

377 Huh. Been a long time since I enjoyed the Brother Jeb Smock Sister Cindy Lassiter tour on campus. Mid-80s

Groan.

I remember those clowns. "We've been doing our best to give Christianity a bad name for twenty years."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 07:57 PM (qkRol)

378 >>> "Honey, can I take my penis on the fishing trip? The other guys are bringing theirs."

AaaaAAAAAAAAHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

/Kinnison

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2015 07:57 PM (2iV3X)

379 "Have you met my lovely wife, Helen?"

Posted by: Warren Schmidt at July 21, 2015 07:57 PM (N787Q)

380 I could just imagine the rage-stroking humor Kinnison would display nowadays...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:58 PM (kmtse)

381 So, does anyone have any experience with integrated suppressors in the 300BLK AR platform?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

382 "Honey, can I take my penis on the fishing trip? The other guys are bringing theirs."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

****
"I don't know, Honey. Why don't we save a whole lot of time and you just tell me what I think?"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 21, 2015 07:58 PM (2z4UX)

383 Funny for us...rage-stroking for those that deserve it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:58 PM (kmtse)

384
Executive Summary: Allocates money for highways and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2015 07:19 PM (8ZskC)
....................................
But mostly shit.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 07:59 PM (wAQA5)

385 321
SEXLESS CHECKBOOK

Posted by: Man Shirts

WALKING ATM

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 08:00 PM (cNtqS)

386 "Incompetent, low-value people constantly imagine themselves to be smarter than they are, and smarter than other people generally, and believe that other people require their (incompetent) guidance in a nearly limitless number of lifestyle choices."

I know a certain Idiot in the White House right this very second whose ears should be burning. Holy crap that fits Him to a T.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 08:00 PM (1CroS)

387 In particular, any Morons own this: https://libertycans.net/leonidas/

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 21, 2015 08:01 PM (rwI+c)

388 I don't see trophy wife being demeaning. It means she's a catch.

Posted by: Titanium at July 21, 2015 08:01 PM (8viZC)

389 As big as those radar dishes are, they should be a fucking inferno.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kmtse)

390 Holy crap that fits Him to a T.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 08:00 PM (1CroS)

iswydh

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 21, 2015 08:01 PM (0O7c5)

391 Idiot: Act of love!

Expert: Build a wall.

Posted by: Moron in a Members Only Snuggie at July 21, 2015 08:02 PM (Ui7Rt)

392 380 I could just imagine the rage-stroking humor Kinnison would display nowadays...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 21, 2015 07:58 PM (kmtse)

Ha ha, I thought about that the other day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:02 PM (QhfQc)

393 >>Now they get to pretend to talk about it before they oh so narrowly approve it late Friday, before slinking out of town for a month long vacation.

Maybe. But there are more than a few Republicans who are objecting to the bill as is.

There have been 34 straight temporary extensions to the highway bill since 2009 so yeah, a delay and debate before passing a straight bill is at least a small step toward actually governance.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 08:03 PM (OGm46)

394
"So many shirts, so much rape culture"

I blame it on fast food, especially McDonalds, who have changed all fryer oil to Canola, which is RAPESEED oil which comes from the RAPE plant.
"Would you like fires with that?"
Therein lies the very seed of modern rape culture.

Posted by: Speller at July 21, 2015 08:03 PM (hHs1b)

395 This is a blue on blue attack, isn't it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Target (HQ: Minneapolis) has been a big contributor to Dem candidates and PC causes like gay marriage.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 21, 2015 08:03 PM (+XMAD)

396 Don't forget all you Morons of the Horde, you still have time to purchase tickets for the Mega Millions drawing tonight. The jackpot is worth $91 million cash.*

*Before applicable taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 08:04 PM (U3X+h)

397 The amazing thing to me is that these are the same harpies that scream a woman can dress however she wants and its never provocation, that she should never be judged. And yet, these shirts are provocation that they judge.

Nipple clips and a thong in a dark alley or biker bar: not provocation.
Shirt that says Trophy: provocation.

Ultimately it comes down to this: these are humorless, usually hideous man-beasts which cannot attract a man and are horrifically jealous of a girl who can pull off the Trophy shirt. Thus, it must be destroyed.

Every day that goes by, feminists try harder to prove Limbaugh's rule #24 "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:04 PM (39g3+)

398 From Bro. Jed Smock's wikipedia page:

College newspapers have reported some of his statements: "I don't know how the whorehouses in this town stay open - all of you sorority girls are giving it away for free!"...He often shouts, "A masturbator today is a homosexual tomorrow." His assistants carry signs declaring that feminists, liberals, and those who listen to rock and roll are destined for Hell, along with homosexuals, fornicators, and masturbators. As a result of his aggressive and confrontational style of preaching, Brother Jed is frequently mocked and accused of intolerance.

And...

Smock's behavior and beliefs are also controversial in Christian circles. Besides issues relating to coarse language with immodest sexual references, Smock claims to be sinless, holding an unorthodox position called sinless perfection. He identifies himself with the teachings of Pelagius, a heretical British monk that denied moral inability and the effects of original sin..In addition, he holds a view of God which denies that goodness is an essential attribute of God's nature. His theological positions are indicative of moral government theology, which is also considered to be heretical by evangelical Christianity.

Yeah, he's a real piece of work.

In a conversation with a student, Smock announced that a majority of his funding comes from "my rich republican friends."

Albeit with a sense of humor.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (qkRol)

399 I attended the CoMoMe a couple of weeks ago. We went around the table telling what we use as handles. There was this uncomfortable silence. Then a collective embarrassed murmur from the Comorons. Finally Boulder Terlit Hobo confessed he had never heard of me leaving the others free to admit the same thing. I have posted semi-regularly on the ONT for the last three years. Not a single person recognized my screen name.

Thus leaving me feeling pretty much feeling like that guy who thinks he's smart and offers an opinion that no-one sought. But wakes up one day and realizes his shit is lame. Like finding out you have body odor and nobody ever told you.

Even the NSA skips right over my stuff.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)

400 I know a certain Idiot in the White House right this very second whose ears should be burning. Holy crap that fits Him to a T.

Who, Obama?? NO WAY!!! He was just on the Daily Show, DESTROYING critics of the Iran deal!

Posted by: gewa76 at July 21, 2015 08:06 PM (S9rS1)

401 If blond models are forced to parade around without a T-shirt, who am I to complain? That is a feminism I can get behind.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 08:06 PM (1CroS)

402 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 08:04 PM (U3X+h)

With that amount of money I could probably buy quite a nice trophy wife.

I keed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 08:06 PM (OSs/l)

403 >>If blond models are forced to parade around without a T-shirt, who am I to complain? That is a feminism I can get behind.

The view from in front is better.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 08:07 PM (OGm46)

404 395 This is a blue on blue attack, isn't it? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Target (HQ: Minneapolis) has been a big contributor to Dem candidates and PC causes like gay marriage.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 21, 2015 08:03 PM (+XMAD)

Also contribute to Planned Abortionhood as well. I don't shop at Target

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:07 PM (QhfQc)

405 "I don't know how the whorehouses in this town stay open - all of you sorority girls are giving it away for free!"

He's not all wrong here.

Even the NSA skips right over my stuff.

There's a certain liberty in being unknown.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:07 PM (39g3+)

406 ObjectionSustained: "...Like finding out you have body odor and nobody ever told you."

Well, I don't think you stink, so you have that going for you.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 08:08 PM (1CroS)

407 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)

If it makes you feel any better, *I* recognize your nic. Hadn't realized you lived in Colorado though (I try to pay attention to which 'Rons and 'Ettes live in states I've lived in).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:08 PM (GDulk)

408

Even the NSA skips right over my stuff.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)

Start talking dope. That will get their attention

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:09 PM (QhfQc)

409 I've been posting on Ace since... well he was just wrapping up the Paul Anka "slice like a hammer" series I think it was. But people still don't know me because I don't have a cool memorable name like Anna Puma or eman.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:10 PM (39g3+)

410 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:07 PM (QhfQc)

I stick to Kohl's. (Please don't tell me they are scumbags too - I get so many coupons from them there are times I walk out of there with a big bag of stuff and I've only spent, like $25.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 21, 2015 08:10 PM (+XMAD)

411 Huh. Been a long time since I enjoyed the Brother Jeb Smock Sister Cindy Lassiter tour on campus. Mid-80s

Groan.

I remember those clowns. "We've been doing our best to give Christianity a bad name for twenty years."

They made it through Seattle in the early 80's. Sister Cindy was a "born again virgin". I always thought of that as a one way transition. If I had been a little more cynical I would have figured out a better angle than date the ones with Daddy issues.

Posted by: Tominca at July 21, 2015 08:11 PM (VFWX5)

412 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:10 PM (39g3+)

I can't possibly be the only one who's read your books.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:11 PM (GDulk)

413 That was real, that happened.

Republicans should (hah) introduce a bill that says, any bill passed in the last seven years that we did not read, it is hereby repealed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 21, 2015 08:12 PM (2lndx)

414 Shopping at Target here in CA is like asking to catch Mexican Flu.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)

415 409 I've been posting on Ace since... well he was just wrapping up the Paul Anka "slice like a hammer" series I think it was. But people still don't know me because I don't have a cool memorable name like Anna Puma or eman.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:10 PM (39g3+)

I've been on this blog for an equally long time, but if I didn't do the book thread every week, I doubt anyone would remember my nic, either.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 08:13 PM (qkRol)

416 Donna, from Kohl's Wiki page:

"In June of 2015, it was reported that Kohl's was 'awarded' 62.5 million dollars in 2012 from the Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation. They were to create 3,000 jobs with the funds, but only created 473."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 08:13 PM (ntObR)

417 I can't possibly be the only one who's read your books.

Judging by my sales...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:13 PM (39g3+)

418 *possible Sharknado spoiler*

So, I've decided to watch the NASCAR truck race live tomorrow night, and was setting my DVR for other stuff, when I noticed the Sharknado listing and thought I'd check who's in it.

So, if you've seen the trailer, you know Marc Cuban is president. What I just found out from the listing is that Ann Coulter is the VP.

Also Penn and Teller are in it, along with Lou Ferrigno playing 'agent Banner'.

Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (ZbV+0)

419 phoenixgirl: iswydh

I hope you noticed the ear quip, too... because I'm just that clever, bordering Expert.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (1CroS)

420 Republicans should (hah) introduce a bill that says, any bill passed in the last seven years that we did not read, it is hereby repealed.

Better yet, create a bill that repeals Obamacare, but label it the "For Our Children Act", and say we need to pass it to find out what's in it.

Posted by: gewa76 at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (S9rS1)

421 410 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:07 PM (QhfQc)

I stick to Kohl's. (Please don't tell me they are scumbags too - I get so many coupons from them there are times I walk out of there with a big bag of stuff and I've only spent, like $25.)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 21, 2015 08:10 PM (+XMAD)

Dont know if they are evil or not. Must be ok you and Scottie shop there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (QhfQc)

422 >>> I've been on this blog for an equally long time, but if I didn't do the book thread every week, I doubt anyone would remember my nic, either.

You'll always be 'the guy who tried to do a chess thread' to me.

Salud!

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (2iV3X)

423 I doubt anyone would remember my nic, either.

I remember it, but mostly cause, you know, Oregon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (39g3+)

424 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)

-------------------
Missed the CoMoMe. Woke up Saturday morning with chest pains and went to the hospital. I was in A-Fib, but dropped out of it while in the emergency room. Then they kept me for three days and about a dozen tests because my BP wouldn't get above 88/62 and my heart rate wouldn't get above 50.
Pissed me off. I really had plans for that weekend.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (9iR5/)

425 Shopping at Target here in CA is like asking to catch Mexican Flu.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)

Among other things...

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (7YlUk)

426 Looks like that shirt was made for Miss Lindsay

Posted by: Boris Perchenko at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (/WmRg)

427 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:13 PM (39g3+)

Well, OM is on the thread, need to get him to push your books this Sunday.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (GDulk)

428 No. No. Not looking for sympathy. Just using Ace's place to express my inner rejections so that I don't take out my RAGE ON F'N LIBERAL DUDES WHO WEAR DIRTY CORDUROYS AND WIRE-RIMMED GLASSES THAT ARE TOO SMALL FOR THEIR FACES. And who speak with that smug, girly voice that makes me want to rip their eyebrows off with a pair of rusty pliers.

That is all.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (RrhhB)

429 >>>Even the NSA skips right over my stuff.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)<<<

We got your info from OPM, but we deleted it... because... who cares.

Posted by: Chinese hackers at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (z9azR)

430 Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (9iR5/)

Yikes! Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (GDulk)

431 Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (9iR5/)

Have they figured out what's going on?

I will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (OSs/l)

432 Republicans should (hah) introduce a bill that says, any bill passed in the last seven years that we did not read, it is hereby repealed.

That sounds brilliant, and naturally because its smart, will never get even close to a single brain cell in congress.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:17 PM (39g3+)

433 >>Judging by my sales...

I honestly had no idea you had written a book let alone books. Link?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 08:17 PM (OGm46)

434 409
I've been posting on Ace since... well he was just wrapping up the Paul
Anka "slice like a hammer" series I think it was. But people still
don't know me because I don't have a cool memorable name like Anna Puma
or eman.

I socked 'Officer Paddy O'Irony' frequently.

My nicks are Legion.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 08:18 PM (cNtqS)

435 >>> my BP wouldn't get above 88/62 and my heart rate wouldn't get above 50.

Those numbers are dangerously low?

Glad you pulled through.

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2015 08:18 PM (2iV3X)

436 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (RrhhB)

Couldn't believe how many hipsters and proto-hipsters there were in northern Colorado this time. I can't tell if they've always been there and I'm only noticing now because of having been gone 6 years or if the hipster population has exploded recently.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:19 PM (GDulk)

437

Perfect. Burkas for all

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 21, 2015 08:19 PM (Zav1Y)

438 Nood. Guess I volunteered to be willowed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:20 PM (GDulk)

439
>>>Even the NSA skips right over my stuff.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)<<<
............................................
Well, if your "stuff" was a little more substantial...

Posted by: Samsung Tech Support at July 21, 2015 08:20 PM (wAQA5)

440 Well good news on my book sales...

KDP reports I sold two copies in the past month and thus made 70 cents in royalties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 21, 2015 08:20 PM (U3X+h)

441 425 Shopping at Target here in CA is like asking to catch Mexican Flu.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)

Among other things...
Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 08:15 PM (7YlUk)

With that $1,000 Obamycare deductible woot woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 21, 2015 08:20 PM (QhfQc)

442 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:05 PM (RrhhB)

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Missed the CoMoMe. Woke up Saturday morning with chest pains and went to the hospital. I was in A-Fib, but dropped out of it while in the emergency room. Then they kept me for three days and about a dozen tests because my BP wouldn't get above 88/62 and my heart rate wouldn't get above 50.
Pissed me off. I really had plans for that weekend.

Woah. Sorry to hear that. You were very helpful in getting me there. Thanks. We hope to do something in October.

People asked where you were. And by "people" I mean the Denver cops. Of course we gave them Peyton Manning's address.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:20 PM (RrhhB)

443 My family life is dunning Krueger. Wherein union rep who got fired has been dispensing life advice

How to raise my children

What to do

How to eat

What to read

Booze. Must find booze

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at July 21, 2015 08:21 PM (Zav1Y)

444 Muse has been kind enough to mention both my novels a couple of times. When I get Life Unworthy on the shelf, I'll mention it and he promised to get that plugged too. Its less fantasy and more suspense/war thriller which should appeal more to a smart military blog like this one.

By the way, Perry has been retweeting old tweets about him that Trump did back in 2012. Very complimentary ones.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:21 PM (39g3+)

445 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 08:16 PM (OSs/l)

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Thank you both. I've known about the A-Fib for years but this time was really different. They had originally put me on a beta blocker to slow everything down because of it. Now they think that the beta blocker may have slowed me down too much. Kind of like taking too much cumadin.
I have an appointment with a cardiologist in about a week. But for now I'm fine. I actually seem to have more energy now that I'm off the beta blocker.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 08:22 PM (9iR5/)

446 Couldn't believe how many hipsters and proto-hipsters there were in northern Colorado this time. I can't tell if they've always been there and I'm only noticing now because of having been gone 6 years or if the hipster population has exploded recently.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

We had to move here because their are no jobs in California and the cost of living is too high.

But you rednecks don't pay enough in taxes. And what's up with the lack of light rail and green initiatives? We're gonna have to fix that.

Posted by: California transplant dickhole at July 21, 2015 08:22 PM (rVQpn)

447 Late to the party but, I'm getting this shirt and wearing it to my colonoscopy on Friday.

Posted by: Clarney at July 21, 2015 08:22 PM (dgO4h)

448 you know what we need? a bragging rights thread......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 21, 2015 08:22 PM (0O7c5)

449 435 I had low BP like that oncewhen they forgot to take the belt around my neck off after they cut me down

Posted by: Keith Carradine Jr. at July 21, 2015 08:23 PM (YJeFl)

450 ace's theory hits a hiccup when you realize that Meghan McCain has a job, as do people like Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough. This theory should be augmented with the idea that while A's hire A's, B's hire C's and D's.

Posted by: gm at July 21, 2015 08:23 PM (wiEnU)

451 My suggestion for T-Shirts

I Make Sandwiches

Does This Shirt Make My Butt Look Big

Baby On Board - Don't Abort

Two Drinks And I'm Yours

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 08:23 PM (B7Uun)

452 . Woke up Saturday morning with chest pains and went to the hospital. I was in A-Fib, but dropped out of it while in the emergency room. Then they kept me for three days and about a dozen tests because my BP wouldn't get above 88/62 and my heart rate wouldn't get above 50.
Pissed me off. I really had plans for that weekend.

Yikes glad you're doing better and I'm glad you had it checked rather than just popping aspirin and trying to gut through it. You're under strict orders to never have that happen again. Don't make me come over there.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:24 PM (39g3+)

453 A shockingly high percentage of experts are also idiots about the boundaries of their expertise. People, in general, are triainwrecks.

Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2015 08:25 PM (BTnAK)

454 Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 08:22 PM (9iR5/)

Please let us know how you're doing, OB,

I have to see my cardiologist three times in a month. Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 08:25 PM (OSs/l)

455 But, Ace... can't opinionated noise makers justify their "expertise" by way of twitter and such, these days? Lame, I know. But, people can lay a sort of "my opinion is sort after" claim various avenues nowadays, that may justify this stuff, at least in their eyes. Hell, Barry told me he had a million twitter followers. That makes him an expert and not an idiot, right?

Posted by: otho at July 21, 2015 08:25 PM (d8udV)

456 I honestly had no idea you had written a book let alone books. Link?

You can find my writing here, if you are interested. So far its been pretty straight up fantasy stuff.

http://tinyurl.com/np5umrz

No, not that kind of fantasy. No T-Rex/cheerleader stories.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 08:26 PM (39g3+)

457 christopher taylor.....i follow you on twitter

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 21, 2015 08:28 PM (0O7c5)

458 Couldn't believe how many hipsters and proto-hipsters there were in northern Colorado this time. I can't tell if they've always been there and I'm only noticing now because of having been gone 6 years or if the hipster population has exploded recently.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:19 PM (GDulk)

I noticed that, too. Hipsters are irresistibly drawn to trendy restaurants like the one where we met. (I ordered a sauteed mushroom and duck frois gras burger. No kidding.) Never saw so many Fiat 500's in my life.

But, yeah, hipsters are the locust swarm coming into this state as liberalism comes to the fore. Trendy restaurants are one of the two acceptable things in the current liberal lifestyle catalog. The other is the free, non-heterosexual wet friction of your choice.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:29 PM (RrhhB)

459 You see the picture of the dude wearing the same thing trophy husband.

Maybe they sell them in pairs maybe it's a gay thing maybe it's bowling.

They depict women in a bad light?

Women nit-picking other women to death depict women in a bad light. I read women's harshest most devastating criticism comes from other women, that women dress for other women by way of competition to the point of tolerating un-sensible shoes. Un-sensible debilitating Chinese foot binding shoe addiction depicts women in a bad light.

Posted by: bour3 at July 21, 2015 08:32 PM (5x3+2)

460 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:29 PM (RrhhB)

Colorado is my home state and my family naturally assumed I'd return there after John's death. It isn't the state I grew up in *at all* so we're in Texas instead.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:33 PM (GDulk)

461 130 WHAT ABOUT ME, DADDY?
Posted by: Fat, Ugly Proggie Women

While everything Ace said in his insightful analysis of incompetence and the Dunning-Kruger effect was insightful an' all, comment #130 really nails the core of the issue:

It is ugly chicks being jealous of hot chicks, plain and simple.

Chicks who could conceivably be regarded as a "trophy" are calling attention to their looks merely by wearing the shirt.

Chicks who by no stretch of the imagination could be considered a "trophy" don't like that one bit, nosirree.

So instead of attacking the foxy chicks in a jealous rage, which would be a little too obvious and transparent, the uglies attack their choice of attention-getting attire.

Not quite as effective, but at least that way you have some excuse for your low self-esteem outburst.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 08:33 PM (jBuUi)

462 Colorado is my home state and my family naturally assumed I'd return there after John's death. It isn't the state I grew up in *at all* so we're in Texas instead.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2015 08:33 PM (GDulk)

I live in Southeast Colorado. Also known as the hair growing out of the mole metastasizing on the sphincter of the state. We don't contend with it much here. Libs are not too interested in these types of places. Funny that.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 21, 2015 08:36 PM (RrhhB)

463 I've got a trophy wife T-shirt and I'ma gonna' wear it because I'ma veryprivate person who is all about controversy.(plus I gottsa celebritywet T-shirt contest in the offing)

Posted by: Caitlyn J at July 21, 2015 08:41 PM (hHs1b)

464 I learned the D-K effect as "The Layman's Fallacy", where it seems to some that everybody else's job is easy.

The Internets do not seem to support my interpretation, so where did I learn it from?

Sometimes life is like being a character in a Philip K. Dick story.

Posted by: West at July 21, 2015 08:42 PM (Di0uO)

465 I've got a trophy wife T-shirt and I'ma gonna' wear it because I'ma veryprivate person who is all about controversy.(plus I gottsa celebritywet T-shirt contest in the offing) - Caitlyn J

Other people: "Look, you can see the seams where they put the stuffing in and took stuff out and everything!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2015 08:44 PM (ntObR)

466 The Idiot and the Expert have one thing in common: They both have lots and lots of opinions.

The easiest way to tell the Idiot from the Expert -- you don't even bother to have to listen to their opinions this way -- is to determine if anyone is seeking those opinions out, or if that person is contriving new ways to inflict those opinions upon unwilling strangers.

If you're pushing your unsolicited opinions on strangers, and have to resort to the tools of coercion to make yourself heard: Guess what, Idiot? Ace

At long last, Ace's true feeings towards us wells forth from the pit that used to be his heart.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 21, 2015 08:50 PM (XmOA9)

467 It is ugly chicks being jealous of hot chicks, plain and simple.

Generally true, but maybe not in this case. Look at the photo of Jen Groover, the complainant, at the link posted upthread. She's very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 09:08 PM (qkRol)

468 Generally true, but maybe not in this case. Look at the photo of Jen Groover, the complainant, at the link posted upthread. She's very easy on the eyes.

For her, it shows how she's a Strong Woman Speaking Truth to Power on Important Issues.

That is, that some girls like to wear "Trophy" on their shirts. Horrors. The emotional trauma being inflicted on women everywhere!

These people vote. They vote Democrats into power. Yay feminism.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 09:21 PM (0NdlF)

469 In fairness, Target needs to market another t-shirt for feminists that says "Pig (me, not you)". Size XXXL only.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 21, 2015 09:36 PM (oKE6c)

470 If a woman fears that this shirt encourages rape, she should only wear it around a bunch of illegal immigrants. God knows we've been told over and over that there are no rapists among them the past few weeks.

Posted by: bk in tx at July 21, 2015 09:58 PM (AyAyC)

471 For her, it shows how she's a Strong Woman Speaking Truth to Power on Important Issues.

Because nothings speaks truth to power louder than "Hey boys, take a look at my huge cans."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 09:59 PM (qkRol)

472 7 All sex except cunnilingus is rape.

Next question?
Posted by: prescient11 at July 21, 2015 06:21 PM (q5APL)
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Doesn't it depend on how long your tongue is?

Posted by: bk in tx at July 21, 2015 10:01 PM (AyAyC)

473 OMG! I am a woman. I am tired of this crap. I am sick of it!!

Ladies, when you are young and hot, enjoy the attention you have. Trust me, someday when you approach middle age men won't even notice you anymore, and then you'll be thinking, "Wha...?" So honestly, grow the F up, and stop being such flippen c***s that no one wants to be around. Stop being so damned offended by shirts, comments, and jokes. Honestly, if you are this thinned skinned how the hell are you going to deal with the slings and arrows that other women are going to be throwing at you for the rest of your life. Honestly, grow the F up!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at July 21, 2015 10:02 PM (BCTRd)

474 ...Oh yeah, and furthermore, this only illustrates WHY I will not just vote for a woman because she is a woman. It also illustrates WHY women in positions of political leadership will NOT lead to a more peaceful world. On the contrary, women are far more petty, irrational, nit picky, and critical than men. Give me a male boss any day!

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at July 21, 2015 10:05 PM (BCTRd)

475 Ralf was a hero who fought bravely and well. But his face showed the
scars of battle and frankly, no woman would look at him. In his despair,
he robbed the ancient trader barons of Greatwood
and bought a house and a pile of presents to give out. Women fell at
his feet and eventually he chose a gorgeous one to marry. But too late,
he realized that the type of female who is impressed by gifts and houses
is too shallow to make a good bride. So Ralf decapitated her and waved
her lovely head about in triumph. And the phrase 'Trophy Wife' was born.
http://fable.wikia.com/wiki/A_Love_Story

Posted by: Matt at July 21, 2015 10:52 PM (UeLuh)

476 It's probably been said above, but Groover is a rather rapey name.

Posted by: CMU VET at July 21, 2015 11:30 PM (ejB0r)

477 I have a trophy wife.

Fourth Place.

Posted by: LuLz at July 22, 2015 01:38 AM (/5Axw)

478 Well-said Ace. Great stuff. Well observed distinction between unsought know-alls and real experts.

Posted by: Herr Hittite at July 22, 2015 07:03 AM (aN8qS)

479 Those who talk do not know. Those who know do not talk. Tao

Posted by: deepred at July 22, 2015 10:15 AM (xv5cf)

480 Re. the trophy shirt.

When I saw that shirt, I thought, "That's a cool way of thinking about it. I guess it could be empowering." (confidently wearing a shirt like that and embracing the label)

These days "trophy wife" seems to be less associated with being unaccomplished, as so many women appear to be just as accomplished as their partners.

So why is it not okay for a confident women to reclaim this trophy label? The left seems to be all *for* reclaiming the words and labels they approve of.

Remember the "slut walks"?

Posted by: Taryn onthenews at July 22, 2015 01:07 PM (dp7Vd)

481 This important event has convinced me.

It is not possible to say or do ANYTHING that cannot be twisted into the exact opposite by evil people.

It's not totally original, but the spirit is fresh.

From "Good morning" to "you look nice today". You are a (fill in the blank) because you (fill in the blank) and now I will destroy you with lies and misplaced hatred because (fill in the blank).

I thought we knew how many "'holes" it took to fill the Albert Hall. How wrong could we be?

Posted by: Ray Mota at July 22, 2015 01:09 PM (Wa9nw)

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