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Martin O'Malley: You Know, Climate Change Created ISIS
One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence.Everyone knows there usually aren't any droughts in the arid, semi-desert terrain Syria and non-riparian Iraq. Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast, because he frankly despises our troops and considers them bitterly clinging subhumans. As a wag cited at that post notes: Obama had the White House splattered in rainbows colors hours after the Obergefell decision. But honor dead troops? Nah. Obama lives in a pretend world, and so does his supporters. And it is important to Obama and his supporters to pretend that bad things simply don't happen under his watch. In this way beheaded reporters are simply made to disappear from any sort of national attention. No drama Obama. No bummer Bammy. A Make-Pretend President for an increasingly make-pretend America.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (/s1LA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Sam Kinnison at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jesus, the gardner at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (Ii765)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: wytshus at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (ImbcR)
Posted by: Humongous Ears at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (7wyDO)
AGW
Poverty causes (fill in blank).
All traceable back to corpirate greed.
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (oVJmc)
ISIS basically didn't exist in 2008 and is now shooting up our military personnel in Chattanooga.
Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (/s1LA)
Drought causes people to become blood-thirsty murderers and rapists? Teach their kids beheading skillz?
*scratches possible move to CA off the list*
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jesus at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: H Badger at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Idiocracy at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (K6ehG)
on the plus side, he's in band and has nice guns.
so, it worked out for Maryland and Baltimore.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: 13times at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (WHVu+)
Causes for Mohammedan Terrorism:
Drugs & Alcohol
Drought in a desert.
White Privilege.
Causes for Crazy-pants Terrorism:
Confederate flag & Racism.
Do I more or less have that right?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (m9wUQ)
Thx
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (NOIQH)
So true. Just look at all the suicide car bombings and beheadings going on in California right now because of their drought.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (QM5S2)
-ace
------------------------------
I wonder what Sam Kinison would have to say about that...
Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (qlcTY)
***
yeah, he's lazy and boring and everything he'll ever know, he learned from a cocktail party in 1993. A party hosted by psychopathic terrorists. He's nothing but a robotic, psychotic progressive. So, he's both corrupt and a lunatic.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Wendy at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (NjiZL)
"Climate change caused ISIS."
"Climate change caused ISIS."
"Climate change caused ISIS."
"Bullshit, Obama's helter-skelter disengagement from Iraq, Shi'a oppression, and the Syrian civil war caused ISIS."
"Climate change caused ISIS."
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (/s1LA)
you gotta be quicker than me around here I guess...
Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (SmF1m)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) intones ominously at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (evdj2)
It's not like there is a desert there or anything...
Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (UypUQ)
BTW - this is what that crab meat infused commie from the Old Line State is referring to as science:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/02/syria-climate-change_n_6786364.html
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (kdS6q)
***
That's funny because this is Lionel Hutz level stupid.
"You see, your honor, my client couldn't be guilty because he has the evil gene. Hitler had it, walt disney had it."
just lump together some shut. climate change, umm, droughts (in a desert)...violence. I would have respected him if he was like climate change caused flooding...which changed the desert into a swamp or whatever that killed the camel jockeys way of life, leading to violence.
At least try a different tack.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (uhE1E)
Here is the proof.
ISIS is created by Climate Change.
Climate Change is created by Capitalism.
Capitalism is created by White People.
All White people are, by definition, racist and thus evil
Martin O'Malley caused ISIS, Q.E.D.
Posted by: The Kyriarchy at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (7YlUk)
I wonder what Sam Kinison would have to say about that...
COMMENT NUMBER FIVE!!!
OH. OH. OOOOOOOOH!
Posted by: Sam Kinnison at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (JtwS4)
And one of them is going to win.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) intones ominously at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (evdj2)
There are no Polar Bears in Baghdad. That's why we have ISIS.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (D5hxK)
Last quarter it was unemployment
Posted by: booter at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (Lg1F3)
Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (laMCB)
.
.
.OK, now they are outright lying about stuff that is easily checked. There was not Middle East or Syrian "Mega drought" recently.
Come on guys, if you are going to make $hit up, at least try to make up stuff that kind of, sort of, maybe, kind of happened.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
When the Iranian nukes start flying it they can put on their ruby red slippers and head for Oz
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (9mTYi)
Well, we could talk about Rand Paul, but nobody is talking about Rand Paul.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (kQBSd)
He is a community organizer. A community organizers job is to get people upset then say 'Fuck whatever you want. Here is what I want."
Obama has the personality of a 3 year old stuck in the "no" phase.
It's no more complicated than that.
He says "No fuck you" because "No fuck you".
Obama waited 5 days because that way he could show you that you couldn't force him to do what he didn't want to do, DAD!!!!!11!!!!*
*or other father figure substitutes.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (qSIlh)
We burn so much carbon it's gone back in time and changed the climate.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: zombie osama bin laden at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Pedantic Nit at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (K6ehG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (493sH)
***
I feel that the people rooting hardest for million plus per year immigration are building contractors. Here in the DMV, they've used the bloated population as an excuse to pave over every square inch within a 40 mile radius of DC. And that includes, in the exurbs, fucking grocery stores and Petco's the size of the pentagon.
Fuck those guys. If you need to make a retail store the size of RFK stadium (which we'll probably have to bail out since selling tube socks at a loss is stupid), then we should tax you for the RAIN run oft you cause.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: Baseball Sized Hail at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (cNtqS)
BTW, is this a good time to mention the confederate flag in LSU colors I saw driving home from the beach Sunday?
Because it was awesome.
Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (lIU4e)
And one of them is going to win.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Grayson, 2016. Because shut up.
Posted by: The Democrats at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (qCMvj)
(ahem - Osama came from a wealthy family)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: Serious Cat
***
oh my, it should be must see TV.
The crazy will flow.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (MDgS
Brian Dennehy ate the last remaining herd of mammoths, then washed them down with the Syrian Ocean.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (1BQGO)
He also mentioned each victim in a speech this a.m. and it was just plain weird. He attempted folksy, referring to them by their nicknames ("Sully"), which I think was not only disrespectful (he's the POTUS, he didn't know them) and I've read that he has not yet contacted the victims' families.
How would you feel after a delay marked w/strange behavior (EID message, going to a broadway show, etc), and no contact, your president stood in front of a crowd and referred to your murdered son by his nickname and included little personal tidbits (like what the deceased used to call his daughters) in a naked political ploy to show he cares?
He is such an asshole.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (NOIQH)
***
it's more than that. It's the underlying belief of communists. Everything is economics and lack of money is what's gonna lead the proles (well, since that didn't work out (thank you, bitter clingers) 3rd world savages) to revolt and install glorious council of Their Betters to fix everything.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: the elusive Syrian Polar bear at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: zombie osama bin laden at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)
Sadly, this isn't a new claim. Lefties in 2002 were claiming Al Qaeda was driven by rainforest destruction.
Don't hear much about rainforest destruction anymore, of course...
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)
Allen,
I do not think that means what you think it means....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (laMCB)
Obama loves the military only in the form of a Chelsea Manning or a Bow Bergdahl. Both disturbed men of questionable character, defied military orders, and shit on their brothers in arms.
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (GpgJl)
The USCCB will be behind him 110%.
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (j+aqb)
Posted by: Bigfoot , powered by Crystals and the Bermuda Triangle at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Iran at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)
obama and the Left arent pretending bad things dont happen under obama...
THEY JUST DONT FUCKING CARE.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (B+OKC)
I feel like this is the hottest summer evar and that guy in England agrees with me.
Posted by: Twenty somthing doofus at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (81UWZ)
*clambers up on stepstool of awesomeness*
Gettysburg. A few weeks ago the idea of a Horde visit to the battlefield came up and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize it. Clearly, the best thing to do is to consult everyone on dates and schedule it a month in advance.
But really.
So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far is a horseback tour.
My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.
This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (JtwS4)
Well, shit. I can't see how that works.
And anyway, the entire idea frightens the shit outta me. I keep thinking the Mahdi is just like that girl from The Ring and Holy Shit do not want
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Black and former (D) Mayor Andrew Young at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (K6ehG)
I have heard that O'Malley is not renowned for his intellect....
Any Maryland Morons around?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Who knew?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (1CroS)
Lemme see, when was the last time Syria was prosperous? Some time in BC or so?
Climate Change, BC.
Climate Change created Christ too?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (qCMvj)
There are actually 2 claims in O'Malley's statement, both of which are stupid:
1) Global warming made the middle east hot and dry, causing poverty
2) Poverty causes terrorism
I actually think the second claim is even more harmful, coming from a politician.
Posted by: dan-O at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (rnB5q)
They now also get Chinese New Year and Eid off, so says prog SIL proudly
Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (zOTsN)
All the scorpions let their lawns die.
BAM!!
Posted by: Martin O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (8ZskC)
Count in all the world's Socialists and Communists and we're almost up to Galactic scale.
Posted by: Socratease at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (82qVG)
Posted by: Mr. Graham, English Teacher at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (FFIoe)
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (f+6Pd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
Is he as good as Paolo?
Posted by: Wife of a cuckold at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
You spring for air travel to and from and somewhere to stay and eat, and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (493sH)
Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (8ZskC)
Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?
No. The Mohammadens keep a lunar calendar, so their months do not fall in the same season every year.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (qkRol)
SCoaMF's going to be flying an Islamic prayer rug over the White House before his tenure ends.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Was my source wrong?
I totally stole it from someone else.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Tax Paying Clinger at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (N787Q)
least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best
idea so far is a horseback tour.
My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.
This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.
.
.
.Oh great, I have to go to Memphis this weekend. I love Gettysburg and I could wear my Confederate Uniform too if we could plan it a bit further out next time.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (iONHu)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yimakh_shemo
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (1CroS)
A rainbow colored one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: huerfano at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: Feh
Sadly, yes. They are mad for the "root causes" bullshit. Even though it couldn't pass scrutiny in a Catholic HS science class.
Posted by: the elusive Syrian Polar bear at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)
How do you think the White House would look with minarets?
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
Saw where some kale is bad for people because it soaks up thallium. The idiots involved in the story blamed various things like burning coal and.....fracking waste water.
Global warming and fracking. Is there anything that they can't cause or explain?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (gmjUl)
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (DkJ4E)
University of Maryland School of Law, Class of 1988.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (b65cm)
All the scorpions let their lawns die.
You mean these Scorpions? https://goo.gl/iwPgLN
Posted by: Socratease at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (82qVG)
I wish the extremists running for my party's nomination would discuss their plans for environmental protection instead of attacking immigrants.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (Ui7Rt)
Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?
no it is on a lunar calendar and creeps forward a few days or a week per year
Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (q+zA9)
for the spam, but it should be self-explanatory that not everyone reads
every thread.
*clambers up on stepstool of awesomeness*
Gettysburg.
A few weeks ago the idea of a Horde visit to the battlefield came up
and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize it.
Clearly, the best thing to do is to consult everyone on dates and
schedule it a month in advance.
But really.
So, someone
got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three
Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far
is a horseback tour.
My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.
This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I would absolutely love to go, seriously. But just can't make it.. I hope y'all have a great time. It's a very special place. Maps of unit positions on each of the three days help interpreting the site--the scale makes it challenging to keep things in perspective, or it did for me.
But, enjoy and be safe. We are expecting a full report next week...a theme of no less than 1,000 words with annotated bibliography (APA style only).
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:27 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman
*stares, points and screams like Donald Sutherland in the Body Snatchers*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (NOIQH)
Are you by any chance in the RNC?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (m9wUQ)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
As good as your wife in a dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (DUoqb)
Do go on.
One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence.
This is a PERFECT example of a "theory" I've been thinking about recently. Well, it's not really a "theory" per se, but rather a psychological explanation for many if not most leftist positions:
When one becomes an adolescent one begins to revel in one's ability to make grown-up complicated arguments. You see this in mid-teenagers all the time -- making snappy sassy comebacks to adults and authority figures which the teen imagines is oh-so-clever but which is reality is just vapid.
The next developmental stage is when the mid-to-late-teen begins to develop and defend wild and outrageous counter-intuitive theories, just because he is intellectually capable of doing so. Teachers take of advantage of this stage with "debate clubs," in which students are assigned to defend the pro or con side of all sorts of positions that the student may not even personally agree with, simply as a way to hone the student's mental powers.
Most people grow out of that stage -- proposing something absurd with a forceful (but ultimately false) argument, merely because you are proud of being able to conjure up such an idea.
But the hallmark of a "progressive" is someone who gets stuck at that exact developmental moment.
I myself remember vividly passing through this stage, in which I could and did devise or espouse all sorts of wacky conspiracy theories, and did so quite convincingly, simply because of the thrill of winning arguments or of convincing the stupid people in your vicinity of anything you want them to believe.
Most progressive arguments take this form.
Yes, one could construct a Rube Goldberg-esque chain of logic to show that "climate change" leads to Islamic extremism. Heck, I could construct a Rube Goldberg-esque chain of logic to prove almost anything. It's a fun intellectual exercise.
But that doesn't make any of your arguments true. It just shows that you're good at debating.
I could just as easily construct arguments completely defeating my earlier arguments on any topic. A facile thinker has that ability.
To complete the "growing up" process, one needs to move past this stage and get to a higher level where you take into account what is actually likely to be true, and not merely what you could propose as true as a debate technique.
Short version:
Progressives act like adolescents.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (2qF5m)
Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
As good as your wife in a dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (493sH)
Ah the "Wide Load" sign on her rear hides most of the Dress anyway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (76M0e)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (OGm46)
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HEY! We should send Liz Warren to teach em a Rain Dance!!!!
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)
"I have heard that O'Malley is not renowned for his intellect....
Any Maryland Morons around?"
Reporting for duty. He's not half as smart as he thinks he is. Plus, he has lived his entire life in a prog bubble and does not think about issues, but just spouts robtotc lefty talking points that his lefty wife gives him. Plus, he has a very smug, punchable face.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (OD2ni)
How do you think the White House would look with minarets?
They're gonna be fabulous minarets. Fabulous.
You wouldn't believe the deal I got from the Saudis to put these up.
Posted by: President Trump at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (JtwS4)
...and carbon taxes will solve global warming which discourage terrorism so:
Raising taxes = no terrorism!
Problem solved.
Posted by: Martin O'Malley (D) - Idiot at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw)
The religion of peace has been on a slaughter spree since the 7th Century. I guess that was due to "climate change" too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (493sH)
Global Warming makes your carrots more crunchy. We need it less crunchy.
For the children.
- Martin O'bama
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (ODxAs)
Funny how leftists make these bizarre claims, we spend a gazillion dollars to find proof of bizarre claim, and the latest, greatest technology can't back up the allegation.
The latest, greatest satellite technology is watching the planets temperature too. Nothing out of the ordinary going on there, either.
Posted by: se pa moron at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (zOTsN)
Any Maryland Morons around?"
***
a vile corrupt fuck.
on the plus side, he's in band and has nice guns.
so, it worked out for Maryland and Baltimore.
Plus I think he went to the tier 4 law school up in Blatimore.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (uhE1E)
They struggled to hold onto their wet and slimy traditions against the endless battering of AGW.
Sadly, they collapsed in heap of failure and rose up as very dry and very pissed-off head-choppers.
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (NeFrd)
I am sure ISIS will love em
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (DUoqb)
That's because every so many years (19?), the Jewish lunar calendar has an extra month so all the days get re-aligned.
The Islamic lunar calendar may not have this.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (qkRol)
I'm sure that will be fun.
Of course, I can't actually go...*cries*
Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (j+aqb)
Well, you know he has a good point, there are no terrorists on Pluto, right?
Posted by: Obama Voters at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (wAQA5)
=====
HEY! We should send Liz Warren to teach em a Rain Dance!!!!
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)
SQUAW NO DANCE. SQUAW GET'UM FIREWOOD
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (m9wUQ)
This week saw the Iran clusterfuck and the terror attacks in Chattanooga, followed up by the Propaganda Press doing what they could with Trump, and the Planned Parenthood tape.
But I sense a decline in energy coming from the White House. Even spitting on the graves of dead Marines doesn't feel like it has its usual verve for the Progressive bloc. Maybe its the vacation in the offing, another taxpayer paid junket to Martha's Vineyard for close consultations with Obama's closest crony capitalist donors and boyfriends, but for whatever reason I don't sense the usual dedication to full on evil this week.
That can only be bad news for us. They must really be saving up a doozy for us. China invading Taiwan? Russia invading the Baltics? Are we handing over all CIA personnel information to the web? What's happening?!?!
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (DkJ4E)
Barry was going to be on the call until he found out the call didn't mean choom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw)
My dumb ass former Governor
If stupid really hurt, he would suffer from opiate caused constipation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: OregonMuse /i]
It does not.
The Islamic year is 354 days long.
So their "holidays" and so forth are constantly migrating through the Western calendar. "Eid" or "Ramadan" doesn't happen at any particular set dat on the (true) solar calendar. Every year it's 11.25 days earlier than the previous year.
And yes, it's completely backwards and insane to have a 354 day calendar in the modern world.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (j+aqb)
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: joefl65 at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (UFV5W)
"Plus I think he went to the tier 4 law school up in Blatimore."
He went to U of Maryland law, which is in Baltimore. University of Baltimore law is thetier 4 school up there.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (OD2ni)
A crypto-Muslim, Communist, SDS, Manchurian Candidate. Setup to destroy the American Economy, aid the invasion by Mexico, create chaos in the ME that can be taken advantage of by Iran, allow Iran a nuclear weapon with which to add teeth to it's already threats to Israel, destroy what little has been gained in race relations, aid Sharia law in taking effect, destroy or delay any conservative counter by investigation of the IRS and otherwise besmirch and discredit America as a power in the world.
And he's almost fully succeeded because we failed to elect leaders to the GOP.
If/when America collapses, the GOP will bear a large part of the responsibility for it's fall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (x3GpS)
1. I have repealed the Law of gravity.
2> I have also repealed the First two laws of thermodynamics.
You are welcome.
Posted by: King Barky the Liar of Fecal Touch at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (f+6Pd)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Martin O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (8ZskC)
They were all watching Trump on TV.
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (j+aqb)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2l5vw)
Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (TOk1P)
So, eighteen more months. So grateful I did not vote for this skinny, pigeon-toed, jug-eared buffoon. In 18 months I can, maybe, watch teevee without fear of the ssssszzzzzzzzz hypnotic airwaves and viewing his gingivitis grin. Harfing all over laptop...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2qF5m)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)
You got suckered....
It's an abbreviation of "In God's name."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (Zu3d9)
Julian Castro. Pockets full of Latinos.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (OGm46)
That's what Hairy Reid should have said, "my dog did it".
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (DkJ4E)
-
Remember that Barky called Sandra Slut when Rush called her a Fluke but no calls to families of dead servicemen.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (bCJwq)
Well that's not awesome.
I like the "F*ck that guy" translation much better.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (kff5f)
That's what is keeping the polar bears away from the Middle East -- not Global Warming.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (j+aqb)
Let's tax the hell out of everyone with a driveway patio to save mom pop stores!? That will send Walmart Costco packing.
//
Posted by: Wendy at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (bpemY)
Global Warming.
********
That's why the Colts left too.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (uhE1E)
Posted by: Scarlett Sahara at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (NeFrd)
That pretty much sums up where we are right now.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (Z3HgI)
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM
Nope. Instead, we salt the ever-lovin' bejeebers out of the clouds that pop up (well, sometimes) over the ME, and have INSTANT PEACE!
And swimming pools.
Where's my Nobel Peace Prize, bitchez?
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (rCmeG)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (RLkf9)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM
.....And binders full of womenz!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (cYXYO)
If we elect a Republican, it will forevermore be the GOP who brought America down. And you know that's what will happen.
Happened to Hoover; he got blamed for the Depression. Happened to Nixon; he got blamed for VietNam.
Happened to Bush (daddy) He got blamed for the recession. Happened to Bush (GW) he got blamed for alQueda.
Some how the Democrats never get blamed for the shit that they create.
Vote Democrat so we know who to tar and feather after the collapse.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (2l5vw)
Global Warming. "
Nah...my peeps was practicing
Posted by: Zombie Freddy Gray at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Joan Wilder at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f)
I need a vacation from all that goes on in DC.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (2qF5m)
Posted by: Neil Degreasy Dyson at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)
That's twice today you've dodged a trip to the Barrel. You'd better watch it, bud.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
Global Warming.
********
That's why the Colts left too.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (uhE1E)
Needless to say. Also why Ray Rice beat his girlfriend/wife.
Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
(That's a long dry spell)>>>
Tell me about it. I haven't got any in millennia.
Posted by: King Tut at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Scarlett Sahara
Hey there, bub! Getting awful close to Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, there. Just get a black flag with some white squiggly snakes on it and you can do whatever you want.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (RLkf9)
***
You went to the well once too often.
Posted by: Scarlett Sahara at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (NeFrd)
That's because the polar bears ate them all, because AGW killed off the seals.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (NjiZL)
Just that one that Bush had shipped to Iraq for that Thanksgiving photo op.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)
Second look at global warming?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)
>>Hmm. Twenty bucks says Hillary picks O'Malley for VP and pockets 40% of Catholics.
Julian Castro. Pockets full of Latinos.
..................
Luis Guttierez.
Geraldo Rivera
"Shorty" Guzman.
Posted by: Obama Voters at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (wAQA5)
I have to say that this part of debate is actually a good thing, imo. I think the populace at large would be more well informed if they were forced to argue both sides of every debate. You never fully understand an issue unless you can see where others are coming from...
But being contrary just to be contrary is stupid, even if it is also sometimes fun.
Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (NjiZL)
Yeah, just rub it in, why don't ya?
Posted by: The People of Michigan at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (kff5f)
-
Remember that Barky called Sandra Slut when Rush called her a Fluke but no calls to families of dead servicemen.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (bCJwq)
Or when he called Michael Sam. But I think that was for a date
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (493sH)
War
Female Genital Mutilation
Immigration
Slavery
Terrorism
Anything involving animals
Anything involving the economy
etc. etc. etc.
Saying that ISIS was caused by global warming is, to a progressive, like saying the sky is blue. A totally self-evident truism that didn't even merit noting.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)
ISIS was caused by:
1. too much deodorants
2. dry deserts
3. what difference does it make.
What is Warren's contribution?
Also, do white people's lives matter?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (uhE1E)
After he apologized for saying "All lives Matter"?
Good God. Is it in the water in Maryland?
Is it some red tide or something?
The weather?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Baltimora at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (Ui7Rt)
"Obama had the White House splattered in rainbows colors hours after the Obergefell decision. But honor dead troops? Nah."
Probably because he is and always will be a rump ranger,a butt buddy, a fruit, a poof, a pansy, a queen, and he's light in his loafers, and he takes it up the Hershey highway.
Posted by: A guy who likes to repeat himself at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (N05oL)
Go figure.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (OGm46)
I remember as a youth going to DisneyGaia in Damascus. It was kind of a winter retreat with a burqa clad Cinderella.
Then global warming came and Donald Duck got beheaded.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ginaswo at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (qxNrP)
Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:47 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:47 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (laMCB)
in leftist circles. Remember that they've already proposed (and all
accepted) the theory that MOST social ills of recent times are caused by
global warming:
War
Female Genital Mutilation
Immigration
Slavery
Terrorism
Anything involving animals
Anything involving the economy
etc. etc. etc.
Saying that ISIS was caused by global warming is, to a progressive,
like saying the sky is blue. A totally self-evident truism that didn't
even merit noting.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)
Yeah, I hate to say it, but O'Malley isn't really talking to us. I kinda think this is him doing a very public job interview. The PTB in the D Party of course are not sold on Hillery's nomination, so this clown has to say all the things a Dem candidate needs to say. Prove his bonafides, as it were.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (TOk1P)
http://tinyurl.com/qh3c45u
Obama would apparently consider that progress
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (j+aqb)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (McDZF)
cloward, piven for the win.
Let's see who can bankrupt the country first.
Yeeeee Hahhhhh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (laMCB)
The commies have been pushing this lie for several months now, although in the past it's been claimed that global warming is a cause of the Syrian civil war, not specifically with creating ISIS.
http://tinyurl.com/k5xa9jn
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (VbHFl)
I for one would like to thank global warming for bringing us Sharknados.
Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (2cS/G)
we'd still have lions in Israel.
There is. Bibi.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (XABE6)
Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (TOk1P)
They have to out lefty each other but in our Bizarro World it won't be viewed as the utter lunacy that it is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (NjiZL)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (VAsIq)
You guessed it.
Global warming.
We ought to tax it by the square foot. We'd never go broke.
Posted by: M. O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (qkRol)
Of course. Somebody has to pay for all this shit.
****
actually, they're only hiring me now. There's 500 million of us.
Geeta Predipheravanaom
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (uhE1E)
...actually making the planet hotter.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (NeFrd)
#JustChangeTheName and the NFL gods will let them finally win something.
Posted by: Martin O'Malley-Perez, THe First Hispanic President-In-Waiting at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (DkJ4E)
After he apologized for saying "All lives Matter"?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (x3GpS)
You can't think of this like you would for a Republican candidate. The walkback apology is EXACTLY what a guy like him needs to do to show he's worthy. He must bow in front of his masters.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (TOk1P)
Next up? It won't be raining in CA.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (S0Cig)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (493sH)
Basically ? So you called him a bint? But seriously glad you feel better.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)
Polar bears don't eat seals. They eat Arctic Arugala, which depends upon extremely low temperatures for its survival.
I explained this to my daughter, but she became hysterical and wanted to know why the Republicans are doing this to the planet.
Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (xQX/f)
Since this could extend for decades, expect extensive freezes in the winter, changes in weather patterns and lower crop yields.
See. We don't have to do anything about AGW, the Solar system is balancing itself.
Just hope it doesn't decide to wipe us off the globe and start again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (493sH)
Right, and if he comes out with a good strong defense of Planned Parenthood? He'd see a jump in his poll numbers.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P)
http://tinyurl.com/qh3c45u
Obama would apparently consider that progress
Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (j+aqb)
Woohoo!
*dances the Charleston at Klan meeting*
Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel
Unfortunately no. He will not go away and after he finally leaves office the shit coming out of his mouth will be incredible. I predict that he will crap on no matter who is President loudly and constantly. Legacy and all.
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (NeFrd)
Completely changes the story of Jesus walking on the water when you realize the Sea of Galilee was frozen over.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (kff5f)
Good point, O'Malley is only addressing his fellow lefties, to which "poverty creates terrorism" is an unquestioned article of faith.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (qkRol)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (IzUrJ)
Posted by: gdonovan at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (Ipxoj)
I think that Obama didn't want to lower the flags because anytime a
Muslim kills Infidels, the Infidels should not be allowed to even
comment about it, much less lower flags.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (1ijHg)
He couldn't lower the flags till Ramamadamna ding dong holiday was over.
You know respect and all for the dead Mohammedan.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (S0Cig)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (B7Uun)
Which clueless knucklehead was responsible for bathing the Empire State building in Green light for Eid too?-Obama or DeBlasio being a stooge of the WH.? Insensiitive cluelessness is obviously a result of global warning too
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (B7Uun)
Sea World.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (2Ojst)
Too lazy to look up, did the flag get lowered for the Ft. Hood terrorism attack? Did it get lowered for Gabby Giffords?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (ODxAs)
Or maybe he just has some great raw material.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (jeCnD)
Join the candidate tomorrow (WEDNESDAY JULY 22) and Fight Global Warming! Chillary will be hoisting ice cold G and T's beginning at 9:30 in the morning in East Hampton. So come one and come all!
#GetHammeredWithHillary!
Posted by: Chillin' With Chillary at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (VAsIq)
They went south for the summer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)
Because we can.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (XABE6)
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (xQX/f)....... I hate to tell you, but that's not when she became hysterical.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (cYXYO)
I think global warming also gave me diarrhea.
Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (NjiZL)
Yep. It's diarrhea.
............................
Next time please change diapers more frequently.
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (wAQA5)
They're going to Disneyland!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:58 PM (XABE6)
Maybe if we all freeze the credits will roll by and it'll all be over, finally
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:58 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2qF5m)
--------------------
Sorry to pop the bubble, but as a former prez and continuing racial and islamist agitator, he's going to be all over the MFM.
Posted by: Soona at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Remember when Alexander the Great force-marched his troops across the deserts of the Middle East, and when they ran out of water and a soldier offered Alexander the last sip, Alexander poured it into the sand saying that he didn't deserve it any more than did the lowliest foot soldier, and seeing this self-sacrifice so inspired the troops that they got the energy to make it to he next oasis?
Well, that was all bullshit, because back then the Middle East was all cool and damp.
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (jBuUi)
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
And ISIS. Because of Global Warming.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (JtwS4)
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
And ISIS. Because of Global Warming.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (OGm46)
That, and they're only JV.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (2Ojst)
My Belly. They are like Lay's potato chips you can't have just one.
Posted by: Big Fat Polar Bear at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Soona
My God, what an awful thought.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: eleven
Cleveland Browns -- Racist?
Detroit Lions -- anti-feline bigotry
Houston Texans -- Football hates Grump and other Southerners
Jacksonville Jaguars --more anti-feline bigotry
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (oiNtH)
U.K. tabloids, conservative media, and others are (mis)reporting that the Earth will enter a "mini ice age" in the 2030s. In fact, not only is the story wrong, the reverse is actually true.
The Earth is headed toward an imminent speed-up in global warming, as many recent studies have made clear, like this June study by NOAA. Indeed, a March study, entitled "Near-term acceleration in the rate of temperature change," makes clear that a stunning acceleration in the rate of global warming is around the corner - with Arctic warming rising 1°F per decade by the 2020s!
Also, right now, we appear to be in the midst of a long-awaited jump in global temperatures. Not only was 2014 the hottest year on record, but 2015 is in the process of blowing that record away. On top of that, models say a massive El Niņo is growing, as USA Today reported last week. Since El Niņos tend to set the record for the hottest years (since the regional warming adds to the underlying global warming trend), if 2015/2016 does see a super El Niņo then next year may well crush the record this year sets.
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh)
I'm really worried about that Global Warming!
I wonder if he walked to see the Pope.
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (STIxg)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (j1Wvr)
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
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and the GOPe. They suck too.
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (DkJ4E)
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They keep popping up in those Madagascar movies.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (VAsIq)
Is that *really* just a bunch of "Uh-uhn, you're wrong! 'Cause we say so!"
Because that's what it looks like.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)
Arizona Cardinals
San Diego Chargers
Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Cincinnati Bengals
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS8)
I guess they missed the fact that we're about to enter a lower level of activity in the Sun.
Since this could extend for decades, expect extensive freezes in the winter, changes in weather patterns and lower crop yields.
See. We don't have to do anything about AGW, the Solar system is balancing itself.
Just hope it doesn't decide to wipe us off the globe and start again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
......................
Ugh. Warm good, cold bad. Ugh.
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (eOpVe)
Superbowl:
Arizona Cardinals
San Diego Chargers
Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Cincinnati Bengals
Chicago Cubs
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (XABE6)
I am not kidding, at the rate they've been going, by 2025, 1963 will be completely frozen.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (bLnSU)
Oh. Well, then, there's no point in conservation or trying to save the planet anymore. If we're doomed anyway, I might as well do whatever the f*ck I want, right?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (kff5f)
I am not kidding, at the rate they've been going, by 2025, 1963 will be completely frozen.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (bLnSU)
Dude, let it go.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (DkJ4E)
With a gangly gait and a cud to chew
And two humps for storing water
Frosty the Camel, is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children know
That he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk fez they found.
For when they put it on his head
He began to prance a round...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (AF8UR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (kff5f)
Forget it Jake... it's Climate Town...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (eOpVe)
That means, since my wife controls the remote, that Good Morning America is on each morning, in all its progressive rainbow colors.
That show, with George S as the beard for Robin, and all the empty headed backups, is the the most perfect presentation of the heartbeat of the make-believe America we have become. And Zero is the perfect preezy for this new amoral wasteland.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (U6f54)
Arizona Cardinals
San Diego Chargers
Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Cincinnati Bengals
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS
Yay! The Giants are winners!
What? I'm not dead?
Oh, I couldn't tell.
Posted by: Zombie Eli (Chelsea) Manning at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)
But Cpl. Klinger can now "proudly" serve in the military
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (eOpVe)
The essence of demonstrating your intellectual sophistication is how decidedly you reject the obvious explanation for any phenomena.
The various Mohammeds were poor, depressed, or victims of racism.
Only an idiot could believe that islam had anything to do with what they did.
Posted by: MAx at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (YJeFl)
Why change?
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (DkJ4E)
the hell happens.
Pro tip: Never build next to the sea at low tide.
Wait for high tide, then build way the hell back from that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (XABE6)
Of course Gov Brown and the extinction comment is from the heat. Of course California has cap and trade which should fix it for them.
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (STIxg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (493sH)
Dammit! Do you know how much harder this is going to make it to get kicked out of the Army?
Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
*****
Hale Bopp, we bopp-a she bopp. Lace up your sneakers and have a dose of sleepy medicine Jerry!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:07 PM (493sH)
Wait for high tide, then build way the hell back from that.
Whats sadder than the bells is all the people that drowned.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (DkJ4E)
****
Hey, Klinger. I heard you asked for a Section 8 and they put you up in a run down apartment building in Schenectady.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (HstNY)
I don't understand it. One minute, I'm asking for a psych discharge, the next minute some idiot is pushing a piece of plastic in my hands and telling me I can buy groceries with it.
WTF?
Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (XABE6)
Hey now, they're due.
Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
1908 dammit. Don't short change them those two years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Lincolntf
Oh, jeez. Here come the "I love soft, squishy, lovingly massaged balls" jokes.
Posted by: Tom Brady at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (VAsIq)
Think how far we've come when a show that was beloved by the left had a character who pretended to be a woman to get out of the military to the left now celebrating because the military wants cross dressers.
How progressive.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (OGm46)
I wish global warming and the three-point line had been around when I was in high school.
Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Crack FBI Team at July 21, 2015 05:10 PM (j1Wvr)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:11 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: despair at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (xsEwF)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
I like my girls clean-shaven.
Posted by: Achmed at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (VAsIq)
WTF?
Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)
ESPN may want to give you an award. And everyone better clap very enthusiastically!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (493sH)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (STIxg)
I smell and outcome based class action suit.
Posted by: Lawyer R Us at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (HstNY)
****
Hey Abu! I take it from your comment that you are still working down at the used camelot, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (gmjUl)
And the were called Mastedons!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (XABE6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (oKE6c)
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I gave the order as soon as I found out about it on the news; it just takes a while, what with all the global warming going around in DC this time of year.
Posted by: Presn't Obama at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (VAsIq)
I smell and outcome based class action suit.
Posted by: Lawyer R Us
And race!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: West at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (Di0uO)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Tom Brady at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (qkRol)
Why Bernie Sanders Is Better Than Martin O'Malley
http://tinyurl.com/nrdqq68
For those with disposable minutes available in their life.
Posted by: Doofus Alert at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (kff5f)
Peter really should have left the leg warmers off.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (0NdlF)
Is that because Bruce Jenner is no more..
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (STIxg)
"If you keep Mastodonning you'll grow hair on your hooves!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (MDgS
Waxing must be a real bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (gmjUl)
y vey::Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (MDgS8)
****
Who can forget the year the Arabiens won the Stanley Cup!?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Sir Donald of the Trump at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (oca9z)
door-
"If you keep Mastodonning you'll grow hair on your hooves!"
All those socks. Ewwww.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (XABE6)
Posted by: MAx at July 21, 2015 05:20 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (XABE6)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (NeFrd)
What a great team. But they took face off way to literally
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Lincolntf
Well, I ask my closest advisor--President Obama--to promptly make my decision for me. Then my dear friend dithers and offers contradictory statements before finally deciding on the worst of all possible decisions.
That's my strategy, and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: Roger Goodell at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (VAsIq)
Pro tip: Try Luxardo maraschino cherries. Fabulous *triple*snaps*. Con: no stems.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (6oJ3K)
We're so bad you've left us off the loser list. Thanks.
Houston Texans.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (B7Uun)
Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 21, 2015 05:23 PM (j1Wvr)
The same Martin O'Malley who was governor of Maryland and taxed the rain that falls into people's yards.
The same Martin O'Malley who just got bitch-slapped off the stage at Netroots Nation by extreme left 'activists' and therefore presumably would let them run amok as president.
This dickhead now proposes an explanation for the rise of ISIS other than the real explanation: the Obama administration made it happen every step of the way. And presumably sees nothing to be done about it, since he claims it was all caused by the weather.
Hey moron -- the main thing that raised food prices in the Middle East was scarcity due to turning half our food supply into fuel ethanol, a net-energy-consuming, non-solution to the non-problem of man-made global warming.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at July 21, 2015 05:24 PM (KmSYs)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 21, 2015 05:25 PM (AF8UR)
But, enjoy and be safe. We are expecting a full report next week...a theme of no less than 1,000 words with annotated bibliography (APA style only).
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c)
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I anticipate both Round Tops being stormed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 21, 2015 05:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Houston Texans.
I had a separate list for the never-beens.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:27 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 21, 2015 05:27 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
-------Nope. Curse of the Goat.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 05:34 PM (9iR5/)
Prez Obumfuck is not worthy of his DNA matching a piece of worm shit, btw.
Posted by: #DemocrapFecesMatter at July 21, 2015 05:37 PM (SNqwm)
Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2015 05:40 PM (hA1uV)
Posted by: BuddyPC at July 21, 2015 06:11 PM (jfUIE)
Or maybe he just wanted to wait a decent time to remember that Mohommad guy who shot the place up
Posted by: Ben H at July 21, 2015 06:13 PM (gJEsZ)
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh)
This lie continues to be repeated by the lefty media. The 2014 mean was within the margin of error. It would be equally true to say it was less than 30% certain that it was the hottest on record, and that it was as likely to be the hottest year as 30 other years. We were talking a fraction of a degree. For all intents and purposes, the average surface temp has been flat for 17 years--assuming that the data hasn't been fiddled with.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 06:27 PM (laMCB)
"One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence."
Posted by: ajlfour at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (33O8j)
Marty should stay with what he knows - 3 chords on his banjo and eating crabs...
Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at July 22, 2015 08:04 AM (zL/eJ)
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