Martin O'Malley: You Know, Climate Change Created ISIS

Do go on.

One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence.

Everyone knows there usually aren't any droughts in the arid, semi-desert terrain Syria and non-riparian Iraq.

Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast, because he frankly despises our troops and considers them bitterly clinging subhumans.

As a wag cited at that post notes: Obama had the White House splattered in rainbows colors hours after the Obergefell decision.

But honor dead troops? Nah.

Obama lives in a pretend world, and so does his supporters. And it is important to Obama and his supporters to pretend that bad things simply don't happen under his watch.

In this way beheaded reporters are simply made to disappear from any sort of national attention.

No drama Obama.

No bummer Bammy.

A Make-Pretend President for an increasingly make-pretend America.

Posted by: Ace at 04:03 PM




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1 Just like Texas!

Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (/s1LA)

2 Barack Obama (y"sh) is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

3 Oh Jesus fuck.

Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

4 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

5
YOU PEOPLE LIVE IN THE DESERT!

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!

Posted by: Sam Kinnison at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (JtwS4)

6 Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

Si, senora!

Posted by: Jesus, the gardner at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (kff5f)

7 This is SCIENCE, bitchez!

(or science-sounding?)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:05 PM (NOIQH)

8 Democrats hate cold people.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (b65cm)

9 There is nothing global warming cam't do

Posted by: tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (Ii765)

10 When he was governor, I considered it my civic duty to loudly boo this a-hole every year at the Catonsville 4th of July parade.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (OD2ni)

11 They can't admit that the "religion" causes terrorism.If it was a christian sect they would but not that one.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (sPO3u)

12 I was told there would be no geography.....

Posted by: wytshus at July 21, 2015 04:06 PM (ImbcR)

13 Extreme violence, Middle East, fundraising .... I know!

Posted by: Humongous Ears at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (7wyDO)

14 He pushed so many Lefty buttons.

AGW

Poverty causes (fill in blank).

All traceable back to corpirate greed.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (MQEz6)

15 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (q+zA9)

16 The Syrian Rain Forest has all but disappeared. Eleventy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

17 Never mind that average global temperatures haven't risen for 21 years.

ISIS basically didn't exist in 2008 and is now shooting up our military personnel in Chattanooga.

Thanks, Obama.

Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (/s1LA)

18 So let me get this right:

Drought causes people to become blood-thirsty murderers and rapists? Teach their kids beheading skillz?

*scratches possible move to CA off the list*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (NOIQH)

19 Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

Every chance I get.

Posted by: Jesus at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (kQBSd)

20 But what does this have to do with Trump?

Posted by: H Badger at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (n/0Nw)

21 He has a very punch able face. So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Idiocracy at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (K6ehG)

22 what a vile corrupt fuck.

on the plus side, he's in band and has nice guns.

so, it worked out for Maryland and Baltimore.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:07 PM (uhE1E)

23


You know what else preceded ISIS?

Gravity.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (qCMvj)

24 And so it was written and so it shall be done.

Inshallah.

Phear Global Warming, infidel.

Posted by: 13times at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (WHVu+)

25 So... let's see.

Causes for Mohammedan Terrorism:

Drugs & Alcohol
Drought in a desert.
White Privilege.

Causes for Crazy-pants Terrorism:

Confederate flag & Racism.

Do I more or less have that right?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)

26 This man is functionally retarded, and I'm not joking.

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (DkJ4E)

27 I believe it would require a hostile religious document, on the magnitude of the Koran, to create something like ISIS.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (m9wUQ)

28 Hey, Mr. O'Malley, can you tell us what type of Climate Change caused the Baltimore murder rate to become sky high?

Thx

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

29
So true. Just look at all the suicide car bombings and beheadings going on in California right now because of their drought.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (kdS6q)

30 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson.

Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (cNtqS)

31 Well, Bush caused global warming, so this kinda closes the loop.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (QM5S2)

32 Everyone knows there usually aren't any droughts in the arid, semi-desert terrain Syria and non-riparian Iraq.
-ace
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I wonder what Sam Kinison would have to say about that...

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (qlcTY)

33 Obama lives in a pretend world, and so does his supporters. And it is important to Obama and his supporters to pretend that bad things simply don't happen under his watch.


***


yeah, he's lazy and boring and everything he'll ever know, he learned from a cocktail party in 1993. A party hosted by psychopathic terrorists. He's nothing but a robotic, psychotic progressive. So, he's both corrupt and a lunatic.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (uhE1E)

34 The rise of Ansar al-Sharia tracks with the longterm drought in Libya.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (evdj2)

35 No surprise. This is the same guy who brought Marylanders the tax on rain water.

Posted by: Wendy at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (bpemY)

36 And this is the problem with politics today. How can someone who purports to be educated make such a statement?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (NjiZL)

37 If you repeat the mantra enough times, you become a true believer.

"Climate change caused ISIS."

"Climate change caused ISIS."

"Climate change caused ISIS."

"Bullshit, Obama's helter-skelter disengagement from Iraq, Shi'a oppression, and the Syrian civil war caused ISIS."

"Climate change caused ISIS."

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (laMCB)

38 ISIS was caused by the weather? Really?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:09 PM (qkRol)

39 I remember when Syria and Iraq had such lush and beautiful gardens. The babbling brooks running through forest.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (kQBSd)

40 Oops! Did I say Globull Warming caused Isis? What I meant to say is Black Lives Matter!!

Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (TOk1P)

41
what caused 9-11 then

??

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (q+zA9)

42 NDGT: Obviously, the solution is deserts with more water.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (MQEz6)

43 Hey, remember when he called ISIS the JV team?

Good times.

Posted by: TallDave at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (/s1LA)

44 Dammit.
you gotta be quicker than me around here I guess...

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (SmF1m)

45

You know what else preceded ISIS?

The Sun and the Moon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (qCMvj)

46 and somehow Trump is nuttier than O'Malley?

Posted by: the Butcher at July 21, 2015 04:10 PM (fUjxW)

47 And yet they all say Trump is the nut...

Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (EDYaR)

48 The glaciers have completely retreated from the Tigris River valley.

Posted by: Grump928(c) intones ominously at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (evdj2)

49 Everyone knows there usually aren't any droughts in the arid, semi-desert terrain Syria and non-riparian Iraq.

It's not like there is a desert there or anything...

Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (lIU4e)

50 It warms my heart to know that ace has words like "riparian" in his vocabulary.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (qkRol)

51 When is the first Democrat debate scheduled for?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (UypUQ)

52
BTW - this is what that crab meat infused commie from the Old Line State is referring to as science:

www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/02/syria-climate-change_n_6786364.html


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (kdS6q)

53 Well, Bush caused global warming, so this kinda closes the loop.

***

That's funny because this is Lionel Hutz level stupid.

"You see, your honor, my client couldn't be guilty because he has the evil gene. Hitler had it, walt disney had it."

just lump together some shut. climate change, umm, droughts (in a desert)...violence. I would have respected him if he was like climate change caused flooding...which changed the desert into a swamp or whatever that killed the camel jockeys way of life, leading to violence.

At least try a different tack.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (uhE1E)

54 Martin O'Malley is responsible for the Islamic State and the rape of countless women and children.

Here is the proof.

ISIS is created by Climate Change.

Climate Change is created by Capitalism.

Capitalism is created by White People.

All White people are, by definition, racist and thus evil

Martin O'Malley caused ISIS, Q.E.D.

Posted by: The Kyriarchy at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (7YlUk)

55
I wonder what Sam Kinison would have to say about that...

COMMENT NUMBER FIVE!!!


OH. OH. OOOOOOOOH!

Posted by: Sam Kinnison at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (JtwS4)

56 This is just it: the Dem candidates are awful, just awful. They are the worst batch I've seen since 1988, when Dukakis was the best they could offer. Its just a cluster of terrible stupid choices nobody wants to rally around, so poor a stable of potential nominees its insulting to America.

And one of them is going to win.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)

57 48 The glaciers have completely retreated from the Tigris River valley.
Posted by: Grump928(c) intones ominously at July 21, 2015 04:11 PM (evdj2)


There are no Polar Bears in Baghdad. That's why we have ISIS.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (m9wUQ)

58 I thought the Democrat Beltway Style Guide insisted upon Obama's 'ISIL' as the proper term for the latest incarnation of the Amalekite hordes?

Posted by: some random meathead at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (cNtqS)

59 "The Grapes of Wrath" was fiction, you know. We never had droughts in this country until the last couple of years.

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (qSIlh)

60 I think it's safe to say that Brett Favre's insufficient enthusiasm over Caitlyn Jenner is at least partly responsible for the rise of ISIS.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (D5hxK)

61
Last quarter it was unemployment

Posted by: booter at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (Lg1F3)

62 Actually, climate change DID cause ISIS. Here's why:

Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (laMCB)

63 >>>>>.......was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation,
.
.
.OK, now they are outright lying about stuff that is easily checked. There was not Middle East or Syrian "Mega drought" recently.

Come on guys, if you are going to make $hit up, at least try to make up stuff that kind of, sort of, maybe, kind of happened.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (iONHu)

64 So they turn to terrorism because they're poor and hungry.


?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

65 Obama lives in a pretend world, and so does his supporters. And it is important to Obama and his supporters to pretend that bad things simply don't happen under his watch.




When the Iranian nukes start flying it they can put on their ruby red slippers and head for Oz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (493sH)

66 His disdain for America and all it stands for is never ending.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (9mTYi)

67 and somehow Trump is nuttier than O'Malley?

Well, we could talk about Rand Paul, but nobody is talking about Rand Paul.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (kQBSd)

68 Eh, it's not pretending nothing bad happens in Obamatopia, it's this-


He is a community organizer. A community organizers job is to get people upset then say 'Fuck whatever you want. Here is what I want."

Obama has the personality of a 3 year old stuck in the "no" phase.

It's no more complicated than that.

He says "No fuck you" because "No fuck you".

Obama waited 5 days because that way he could show you that you couldn't force him to do what he didn't want to do, DAD!!!!!11!!!!*




*or other father figure substitutes.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (0cMkb)

69 59 "The Grapes of Wrath" was fiction, you know. We never had droughts in this country until the last couple of years.
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (qSIlh)


We burn so much carbon it's gone back in time and changed the climate.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (m9wUQ)

70 Wait....Syrian rain forest????



You bastards killed the Syrian rain forest??!

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (MDgS8)

71 He's right you know; it drove me to the brink.

Posted by: zombie osama bin laden at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)

72 "Half-staff," lessen' you're on a boat or on a Navy/Marine base.

Posted by: Pedantic Nit at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (vgIRn)

73 Oppressive patriarchal constructs created ISIS. And I've 10 inches of cure for it.

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (K6ehG)

74 Climate change begets ISIS. Do all lives matter or only black ones now Marty?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (493sH)

75 No surprise. This is the same guy who brought Marylanders the tax on rain water.

***

I feel that the people rooting hardest for million plus per year immigration are building contractors. Here in the DMV, they've used the bloated population as an excuse to pave over every square inch within a 40 mile radius of DC. And that includes, in the exurbs, fucking grocery stores and Petco's the size of the pentagon.

Fuck those guys. If you need to make a retail store the size of RFK stadium (which we'll probably have to bail out since selling tube socks at a loss is stupid), then we should tax you for the RAIN run oft you cause.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (uhE1E)

76 The Communist Party in Russia?


Yeah that was me.

Posted by: Baseball Sized Hail at July 21, 2015 04:14 PM (cNtqS)

77 >>Confederate flag & Racism.

BTW, is this a good time to mention the confederate flag in LSU colors I saw driving home from the beach Sunday?

Because it was awesome.

Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (lIU4e)

78 56 This is just it: the Dem candidates are awful, just awful. They are the worst batch I've seen since 1988, when Dukakis was the best they could offer. Its just a cluster of terrible stupid choices nobody wants to rally around, so poor a stable of potential nominees its insulting to America.

And one of them is going to win.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)


Grayson, 2016. Because shut up.

Posted by: The Democrats at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (laMCB)

79



Camels, ISIS chasers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (qCMvj)

80 But underlying O'Malley's goofy crap is the bullshit assumption that poverty causes terrorism. This is one of the progressive left's favorite mantras.


(ahem - Osama came from a wealthy family)

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:15 PM (qkRol)

81 When is the first Democrat debate scheduled for?
Posted by: Serious Cat

***

oh my, it should be must see TV.

The crazy will flow.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (uhE1E)

82 >>> but nobody is talking about Rand Paul.

Whats a Rand Paul?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (9mTYi)

83 Gay marriage causes climate change. Illegal aliens cause climate change.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (ucB75)

84

Well


Did anyone ask OMalley about the drought in Baltimore

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

85 We were told not that long ago the reason was the Crusades and high horses.

Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (8TdcF)

86 How come muslim men and women from various parts of the world are running off to globally-warmed Syria and environs to join ISIS ? Do they bring water with them?

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (3ZtZW)

87 Buried in it is the true target.

Capitalism.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (MQEz6)

88 Every chance I get.

Posted by: Jesus


Me, too.

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (/Ho8c)

89 You bastards killed the Syrian rain forest??!
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (MDgS




Brian Dennehy ate the last remaining herd of mammoths, then washed them down with the Syrian Ocean.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (vgIRn)

90 I felt marginalized by O'Malley's comments that "All Lives Matter."

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (laMCB)

91 re 80: the proles need leadership. I don't believe anyone has ever offered an evidence that Karl Marx ever held an actual job.

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:17 PM (qSIlh)

92 He had to say something idiotic and insane to distract from his Black Lives Matter fiasco at Nutroots. He came off looking pathetic, weak and confused and even even made the faux pas of saying" All Lives Matter." This will boost him with the the white environmental nutcases.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (1BQGO)

93 >>Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast

He also mentioned each victim in a speech this a.m. and it was just plain weird. He attempted folksy, referring to them by their nicknames ("Sully"), which I think was not only disrespectful (he's the POTUS, he didn't know them) and I've read that he has not yet contacted the victims' families.

How would you feel after a delay marked w/strange behavior (EID message, going to a broadway show, etc), and no contact, your president stood in front of a crowd and referred to your murdered son by his nickname and included little personal tidbits (like what the deceased used to call his daughters) in a naked political ploy to show he cares?

He is such an asshole.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (NOIQH)

94 But underlying O'Malley's goofy crap is the bullshit assumption that poverty causes terrorism. This is one of the progressive left's favorite mantras.

***

it's more than that. It's the underlying belief of communists. Everything is economics and lack of money is what's gonna lead the proles (well, since that didn't work out (thank you, bitter clingers) 3rd world savages) to revolt and install glorious council of Their Betters to fix everything.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (uhE1E)

95 Things are soooo bad, I've been driven to violence!!!

Posted by: the elusive Syrian Polar bear at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Spluw)

96 71 He's right you know; it drove me to the brink.
Posted by: zombie osama bin laden at July 21, 2015 04:13 PM (Spluw)


Sadly, this isn't a new claim. Lefties in 2002 were claiming Al Qaeda was driven by rainforest destruction.

Don't hear much about rainforest destruction anymore, of course...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (m9wUQ)

97
I don't think Rick Perry should call Trump a cancer on the GOP
seems too soon

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (q+zA9)

98 (y"sh)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

Allen,
I do not think that means what you think it means....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Zu3d9)

99 Maybe they decided to combat all the draughts through watering the soil with blood


naaahhhh

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)

100 Because it was awesome.

Posted by: Lea


*cries*

You are so racist!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (/Ho8c)

101

ISIS?

Heh,,, I got that too...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (HSmrB)

102 Actually, too many deodorant choices cause ISIS.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (laMCB)

103 So the weather in Aleppo Syria this week mirrors Las Vegas. When do insane showgirls start a rampage through the casinos lopping off heads?

Obama loves the military only in the form of a Chelsea Manning or a Bow Bergdahl. Both disturbed men of questionable character, defied military orders, and shit on their brothers in arms.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (oiNtH)

104 This guy is dumber than a creosote post. Either that or the arragant AH thinks the rest of us are dumber than chicken crap.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (GpgJl)

105 O'Malley is a pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, suburban "Catholic" leftist who made all Maryland taxpayers pay for a worthless wind farm.

The USCCB will be behind him 110%.

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (j+aqb)

106 Remember the Saharan Ocean?

That's what they used to call it.


Enter Sasquatch.

Posted by: Bigfoot , powered by Crystals and the Bermuda Triangle at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (cNtqS)

107 5 Reasons Why Trump Is Actually Nuttier Than O'Malley

Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (qkRol)

108 Is it wrong that I'll follow anyone back on twitter except ad spammers, clickbait linkers... and idiots who spew AGW nonsense? If you post about how you're so very upset that we're making the planet warmy, I want nothing to do with your stupid. It might rub off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (39g3+)

109
You better make pretend to be digging some bomb shelters, infidels!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: Iran at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)

110
obama and the Left arent pretending bad things dont happen under obama...

THEY JUST DONT FUCKING CARE.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (B+OKC)

111 "The Grapes of Wrath" was fiction, you know. We never had droughts in this country until the last couple of years.>>>

I feel like this is the hottest summer evar and that guy in England agrees with me.

Posted by: Twenty somthing doofus at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (81UWZ)

112 Post 100, pimping this for a final time.Apologies for the spam, but it should be self-explanatory that not everyone reads every thread.

*clambers up on stepstool of awesomeness*

Gettysburg. A few weeks ago the idea of a Horde visit to the battlefield came up and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize it. Clearly, the best thing to do is to consult everyone on dates and schedule it a month in advance.

But really.

So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far is a horseback tour.

My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.

This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (JtwS4)

113 Maybe the Mahdi cannot come out of the well unless there's water somewhere?


Well, shit. I can't see how that works.


And anyway, the entire idea frightens the shit outta me. I keep thinking the Mahdi is just like that girl from The Ring and Holy Shit do not want

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)

114 If black lives matter why do we keep killing each other.

Posted by: Black and former (D) Mayor Andrew Young at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (K6ehG)

115 Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 21, 2015 04:19 PM (GpgJl)

I have heard that O'Malley is not renowned for his intellect....

Any Maryland Morons around?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (Zu3d9)

116 I thought Islamists created ISIS. I'll note they didn't call themselves the State of Climate Change.

Who knew?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:21 PM (1CroS)

117 of extreme poverty

Lemme see, when was the last time Syria was prosperous? Some time in BC or so?

Climate Change, BC.

Climate Change created Christ too?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (qCMvj)

118

There are actually 2 claims in O'Malley's statement, both of which are stupid:

1) Global warming made the middle east hot and dry, causing poverty
2) Poverty causes terrorism

I actually think the second claim is even more harmful, coming from a politician.

Posted by: dan-O at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (rnB5q)

119 De Blasio has changed the school calendar


They now also get Chinese New Year and Eid off, so says prog SIL proudly


Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

120 How do you tell that you're having a drought when you live in a godforsaken desert hellhole?

All the scorpions let their lawns die.

BAM!!

Posted by: Martin O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

121 I think Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama together easily win out over Global Warming in the Planetary Disaster ratings.

Count in all the world's Socialists and Communists and we're almost up to Galactic scale.

Posted by: Socratease at July 21, 2015 04:22 PM (82qVG)

122 "Obama lives in a pretend world, and so does his supporters."

. . . and so DO his supporters.

Posted by: Mr. Graham, English Teacher at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (FFIoe)

123 This is beyond ignorance and a lie. He is denying Christian genocide that is occurring throughout the ME.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (oiNtH)

124 WE COULD QUIT CHOPPING HEADS IF IT WOULD JUST RAIN AGAIN

Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (cNtqS)

125 This is good news. Here I had been thinking it was a 7ty century murderous cult that caused ISIS and Obama but mostly....no not mostly about equally islam and Obama.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (f+6Pd)

126 3 Oh Jesus fuck.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at July 21, 2015 04:04 PM (mf5HN)


Is he as good as Paolo?

Posted by: Wife of a cuckold at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)

127 So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far is a horseback tour.

You spring for air travel to and from and somewhere to stay and eat, and I'll be there in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (39g3+)

128 If they could have just one good snowball fight in the Middle East, ISIS would stop slaughtering people

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (493sH)

129 We would behead fewer people if there were some well-paying job openings at McDonalds.

Posted by: ISIS at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

130
Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?

No. The Mohammadens keep a lunar calendar, so their months do not fall in the same season every year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

131 Having An Ass-Clown Like O'Malley Publicly Babbling Bullshit Is Actually Good For The Democratic Party And Here's Why

Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:23 PM (qkRol)

132 "Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast..."

SCoaMF's going to be flying an Islamic prayer rug over the White House before his tenure ends.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (1CroS)

133 I do not think that means what you think it means....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:18 PM (Zu3d9)


Was my source wrong?

I totally stole it from someone else.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

134 What is Omalley's nom de plum at Vox? That speech was straight out of VoxSpeak.

Posted by: Tax Paying Clinger at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (N787Q)

135 >>>>So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At
least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best
idea so far is a horseback tour.

My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.

This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.
.
.
.Oh great, I have to go to Memphis this weekend. I love Gettysburg and I could wear my Confederate Uniform too if we could plan it a bit further out next time.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (iONHu)

136 And this is to what he referred me:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yimakh_shemo

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (kff5f)

137 SCoaMF's going to be flying an Islamic prayer rug over the White House before his tenure ends.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (1CroS)



A rainbow colored one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (493sH)

138 Funny thing, my mother grew up during the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl and her family was poor and I do mean dirt poor. Neither she nor one of her brothers or sisters ever lopped anyone's head off.

Posted by: huerfano at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (bynk/)

139 Jews keep a lunar calendar too, and although a month might change, the season does not

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (zOTsN)

140 The 'I' in ISIS stands for Climate Change.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (m9wUQ)

141 O'Malley is a pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage, suburban "Catholic" leftist who made all Maryland taxpayers pay for a worthless wind farm. The USCCB will be behind him 110%.
Posted by: Feh

Sadly, yes. They are mad for the "root causes" bullshit. Even though it couldn't pass scrutiny in a Catholic HS science class.

Posted by: the elusive Syrian Polar bear at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)

142 SCoaMF's going to be flying an Islamic prayer rug over the White House before his tenure ends.


How do you think the White House would look with minarets?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

143
Saw where some kale is bad for people because it soaks up thallium. The idiots involved in the story blamed various things like burning coal and.....fracking waste water.
Global warming and fracking. Is there anything that they can't cause or explain?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (gmjUl)

144 26 This man is functionally retarded, and I'm not joking.
Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:08 PM (DkJ4E)


University of Maryland School of Law, Class of 1988.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (b65cm)

145 How do you tell that you're having a drought when you live in a godforsaken desert hellhole?

All the scorpions let their lawns die.


You mean these Scorpions? https://goo.gl/iwPgLN

Posted by: Socratease at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (82qVG)

146 I'm a Republican, but I have to admit that this sounds plausible. The science behind climate change is undeniable.

I wish the extremists running for my party's nomination would discuss their plans for environmental protection instead of attacking immigrants.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (Ui7Rt)

147
Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?

no it is on a lunar calendar and creeps forward a few days or a week per year

Posted by: Yo! at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (q+zA9)

148 Post 100, pimping this for a final time.Apologies
for the spam, but it should be self-explanatory that not everyone reads
every thread.

*clambers up on stepstool of awesomeness*

Gettysburg.
A few weeks ago the idea of a Horde visit to the battlefield came up
and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize it.
Clearly, the best thing to do is to consult everyone on dates and
schedule it a month in advance.

But really.

So, someone
got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three
Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far
is a horseback tour.

My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.

This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


I would absolutely love to go, seriously. But just can't make it.. I hope y'all have a great time. It's a very special place. Maps of unit positions on each of the three days help interpreting the site--the scale makes it challenging to keep things in perspective, or it did for me.

But, enjoy and be safe. We are expecting a full report next week...a theme of no less than 1,000 words with annotated bibliography (APA style only).



Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c)

149


Can't live in a hole in the ground with lots of rain pouring down. said bin laden

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2015 04:27 PM (qCMvj)

150 I love Gettysburg and I could wear my Confederate Uniform too if we could plan it a bit further out next time.


Posted by: The Great White Sctosman


*stares, points and screams like Donald Sutherland in the Body Snatchers*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (/Ho8c)

151 Where's that OPM Director Archuletta when we need her? She brooked no talk of root causes like poor security and said that the data breach was caused...by the hackers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

152 Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (Ui7Rt)


Are you by any chance in the RNC?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (m9wUQ)

153 How do you think the White House would look with minarets?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)



As good as your wife in a dress

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (493sH)

154 have I mentioned how much I hate Fredo's guts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (DUoqb)

155 Martin O'Malley: You Know, Climate Change Created ISIS
Do go on.

One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence.


This is a PERFECT example of a "theory" I've been thinking about recently. Well, it's not really a "theory" per se, but rather a psychological explanation for many if not most leftist positions:

When one becomes an adolescent one begins to revel in one's ability to make grown-up complicated arguments. You see this in mid-teenagers all the time -- making snappy sassy comebacks to adults and authority figures which the teen imagines is oh-so-clever but which is reality is just vapid.

The next developmental stage is when the mid-to-late-teen begins to develop and defend wild and outrageous counter-intuitive theories, just because he is intellectually capable of doing so. Teachers take of advantage of this stage with "debate clubs," in which students are assigned to defend the pro or con side of all sorts of positions that the student may not even personally agree with, simply as a way to hone the student's mental powers.

Most people grow out of that stage -- proposing something absurd with a forceful (but ultimately false) argument, merely because you are proud of being able to conjure up such an idea.

But the hallmark of a "progressive" is someone who gets stuck at that exact developmental moment.

I myself remember vividly passing through this stage, in which I could and did devise or espouse all sorts of wacky conspiracy theories, and did so quite convincingly, simply because of the thrill of winning arguments or of convincing the stupid people in your vicinity of anything you want them to believe.

Most progressive arguments take this form.

Yes, one could construct a Rube Goldberg-esque chain of logic to show that "climate change" leads to Islamic extremism. Heck, I could construct a Rube Goldberg-esque chain of logic to prove almost anything. It's a fun intellectual exercise.

But that doesn't make any of your arguments true. It just shows that you're good at debating.

I could just as easily construct arguments completely defeating my earlier arguments on any topic. A facile thinker has that ability.

To complete the "growing up" process, one needs to move past this stage and get to a higher level where you take into account what is actually likely to be true, and not merely what you could propose as true as a debate technique.

Short version:

Progressives act like adolescents.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (jBuUi)

156 I will miss skiing in the Syrian Alps the most.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (oiNtH)

157 But! He quickly lowered the flag for Whitney! Doesn't that count! pfft

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (2qF5m)

158 How do you think the White House would look with minarets?

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at July 21, 2015 04:25 PM (8ZskC)



As good as your wife in a dress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:28 PM (493sH)

Ah the "Wide Load" sign on her rear hides most of the Dress anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (DUoqb)

159 And droughts have never happened before but now we'll be able to predict where they will happen if you just give us $200 billion a year (from western countries only).

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at July 21, 2015 04:29 PM (76M0e)

160 >>Except isn't Eid in the summer anyway?

It's right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (OGm46)

161 WE COULD QUIT CHOPPING HEADS IF IT WOULD JUST RAIN AGAIN


=====


HEY! We should send Liz Warren to teach em a Rain Dance!!!!

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)

162
"I have heard that O'Malley is not renowned for his intellect....

Any Maryland Morons around?"


Reporting for duty. He's not half as smart as he thinks he is. Plus, he has lived his entire life in a prog bubble and does not think about issues, but just spouts robtotc lefty talking points that his lefty wife gives him. Plus, he has a very smug, punchable face.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (OD2ni)

163
How do you think the White House would look with minarets?

They're gonna be fabulous minarets. Fabulous.

You wouldn't believe the deal I got from the Saudis to put these up.

Posted by: President Trump at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (JtwS4)

164
...and carbon taxes will solve global warming which discourage terrorism so:
Raising taxes = no terrorism!
Problem solved.

Posted by: Martin O'Malley (D) - Idiot at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (wAQA5)

165 BTW, did anyone try Lindsey's phone number?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (x3GpS)

166 it was kind of dry in Chatanooga the other week

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (uhE1E)

167 I find this arguement to be persuasive. Pass me another crayon.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw)

168 of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence.




The religion of peace has been on a slaughter spree since the 7th Century. I guess that was due to "climate change" too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (493sH)

169
Global Warming makes your carrots more crunchy. We need it less crunchy.
For the children.

- Martin O'bama

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (ODxAs)

170 I followed an ONT link to a site that examined Arctic sea ice, by means of the latest, greatest recent satellite technology. Nothing earth shattering or destroying going on. It melts, it cums again. The perfect girlfriend.

Funny how leftists make these bizarre claims, we spend a gazillion dollars to find proof of bizarre claim, and the latest, greatest technology can't back up the allegation.

The latest, greatest satellite technology is watching the planets temperature too. Nothing out of the ordinary going on there, either.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (xQX/f)

171 Yes, our meddling with Syria and Libya's and Egypt's governments and leaving power vacuums all over the fckn ME had NOTHING to do with it. Nope so siree Bob.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:31 PM (cYXYO)

172 Does this mean Californians will start attacking Arizona?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (zOTsN)

173 "I have heard that O'Malley is not renowned for his intellect....
Any Maryland Morons around?"

***

a vile corrupt fuck.

on the plus side, he's in band and has nice guns.

so, it worked out for Maryland and Baltimore.

Plus I think he went to the tier 4 law school up in Blatimore.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (uhE1E)

174 The original ISIS members all came from a small tribe of Syrian swamp people called The Syrian Swamp People.

They struggled to hold onto their wet and slimy traditions against the endless battering of AGW.

Sadly, they collapsed in heap of failure and rose up as very dry and very pissed-off head-choppers.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (MQEz6)

175 D-E-S-S-I-C-A-T-E-D



(That's a long dry spell)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (NeFrd)

176 A report from the White House says that Vice President Joe Biden and Iraqi Prime Minister Abadi agreed in a joint call that the delivery of new F-16 fighter jets to Iraq symbolized a "major-milestone' in the countrie's partnership.



I am sure ISIS will love em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (DUoqb)

177 Jews keep a lunar calendar too, and although a month might change, the season does not

That's because every so many years (19?), the Jewish lunar calendar has an extra month so all the days get re-aligned.

The Islamic lunar calendar may not have this.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:32 PM (qkRol)

178 So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far is a horseback tour.

I'm sure that will be fun.

Of course, I can't actually go...*cries*

Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (lIU4e)

179 He married Democrat money, yes?

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (j+aqb)

180
Well, you know he has a good point, there are no terrorists on Pluto, right?

Posted by: Obama Voters at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (wAQA5)

181 161 WE COULD QUIT CHOPPING HEADS IF IT WOULD JUST RAIN AGAIN


=====


HEY! We should send Liz Warren to teach em a Rain Dance!!!!
Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)


SQUAW NO DANCE. SQUAW GET'UM FIREWOOD

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 21, 2015 04:33 PM (m9wUQ)

182 The Obama PR strategy for success depends on daily or even hourly disasters in the economy, regulation, corruption or foreign affairs. If the public isn't whipsawed by a fresh horrors then the reality of how fucked we are starts to sink in and even LIV's may start reacting negatively.

This week saw the Iran clusterfuck and the terror attacks in Chattanooga, followed up by the Propaganda Press doing what they could with Trump, and the Planned Parenthood tape.

But I sense a decline in energy coming from the White House. Even spitting on the graves of dead Marines doesn't feel like it has its usual verve for the Progressive bloc. Maybe its the vacation in the offing, another taxpayer paid junket to Martha's Vineyard for close consultations with Obama's closest crony capitalist donors and boyfriends, but for whatever reason I don't sense the usual dedication to full on evil this week.

That can only be bad news for us. They must really be saving up a doozy for us. China invading Taiwan? Russia invading the Baltics? Are we handing over all CIA personnel information to the web? What's happening?!?!

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (DkJ4E)

183 Vice President Joe Biden and Iraqi Prime Minister Abadi agreed in a joint call




Barry was going to be on the call until he found out the call didn't mean choom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (493sH)

184 I also heard Climate Change created the Confederacy, suh!

Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2015 04:34 PM (UzPAd)

185 I did NOT KNOW that slave auctions and terrorist recruitment from around the world was caused by drought.......Cause, that's what you do during a drought.. Get on an airplane and elnist to fight in the middle of a drought area.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw)

186 Martin O'Malley


My dumb ass former Governor

If stupid really hurt, he would suffer from opiate caused constipation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (VPLuQ)

187 Climate Change Is Driving Planned Parenthood To Part Out The Corpses Of Aborted Babies To The Highest Bidder And Here's Why That's A Wonderful Thing

Posted by: Vox at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (qkRol)

188 The Islamic lunar calendar may not have this.
Posted by: OregonMuse /i]

It does not.

The Islamic year is 354 days long.

So their "holidays" and so forth are constantly migrating through the Western calendar. "Eid" or "Ramadan" doesn't happen at any particular set dat on the (true) solar calendar. Every year it's 11.25 days earlier than the previous year.

And yes, it's completely backwards and insane to have a 354 day calendar in the modern world.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)

189 Hmm. Twenty bucks says Hillary picks O'Malley for VP and pockets 40% of Catholics.

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (j+aqb)

190 Ugh!

Unitalic

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)

191 It was the drought and the confederate flag. Arming the "moderate" Syrian "rebels" creating a power vacuum had nothing at all to do with it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (cYXYO)

192 O'Malley obviously never saw Sam Kinison's "You live in a f*cking desert" skit. That's too bad.

Posted by: joefl65 at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (UFV5W)

193
"Plus I think he went to the tier 4 law school up in Blatimore."

He went to U of Maryland law, which is in Baltimore. University of Baltimore law is thetier 4 school up there.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (OD2ni)

194 Obama; the first anti-American President.

A crypto-Muslim, Communist, SDS, Manchurian Candidate. Setup to destroy the American Economy, aid the invasion by Mexico, create chaos in the ME that can be taken advantage of by Iran, allow Iran a nuclear weapon with which to add teeth to it's already threats to Israel, destroy what little has been gained in race relations, aid Sharia law in taking effect, destroy or delay any conservative counter by investigation of the IRS and otherwise besmirch and discredit America as a power in the world.

And he's almost fully succeeded because we failed to elect leaders to the GOP.

If/when America collapses, the GOP will bear a large part of the responsibility for it's fall.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (x3GpS)

195 I have just signed two executive actions:

1. I have repealed the Law of gravity.
2> I have also repealed the First two laws of thermodynamics.

You are welcome.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar of Fecal Touch at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (f+6Pd)

196 so. close.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (cNtqS)

197 When it comes to O'Malley, it's not the heat it's the stupidity.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd)

198 The near total absence of polar bears in Syria today is mute testimony to the looming catastrophe we face unless we work now to control the scourge of global warming.

Posted by: Martin O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

199 "for whatever reason I don't sense the usual dedication to full on evil this week"

They were all watching Trump on TV.

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (j+aqb)

200 He does have a point. If we dropped 4,000 square miles of glaciers on their heads, ISIS would no longer be a problem.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:36 PM (NjiZL)

201 What does it say that I'm still more pissed off about the Plannable Cannibals than these bastards?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2l5vw)

202 You know what caused Memorial Stadium to come down?

Global Warming.

Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (TOk1P)

203 I actually look forward to our WH royalholes spending August and our $$ at the Vineyard. At least he cannot issue any further royal decrees when he is on vaycay and doing whatever he does.

So, eighteen more months. So grateful I did not vote for this skinny, pigeon-toed, jug-eared buffoon. In 18 months I can, maybe, watch teevee without fear of the ssssszzzzzzzzz hypnotic airwaves and viewing his gingivitis grin. Harfing all over laptop...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2qF5m)

204 I totally stole it from someone else.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

You got suckered....

It's an abbreviation of "In God's name."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (Zu3d9)

205 >>Hmm. Twenty bucks says Hillary picks O'Malley for VP and pockets 40% of Catholics.

Julian Castro. Pockets full of Latinos.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (OGm46)

206 By the way, I see (via Drudge) that Biden has sustained some injuries "playing with his dog". Uh huh.

That's what Hairy Reid should have said, "my dog did it".

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (DkJ4E)

207 But honor dead troops? Nah.

-
Remember that Barky called Sandra Slut when Rush called her a Fluke but no calls to families of dead servicemen.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (bCJwq)

208 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (Zu3d9)

Well that's not awesome.

I like the "F*ck that guy" translation much better.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (kff5f)

209 Bush air-dropped millions of Polar Bear Rattles on Iraq. Doesn't everyone remember?

That's what is keeping the polar bears away from the Middle East -- not Global Warming.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (jBuUi)

210 O'Malley can't sing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IywoVNE_WEI

Jesus.

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (j+aqb)

211 75 then we should tax you for the RAIN run oft you cause.

Let's tax the hell out of everyone with a driveway patio to save mom pop stores!? That will send Walmart Costco packing.

//

Posted by: Wendy at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (bpemY)

212 You know what caused Memorial Stadium to come down?

Global Warming.


********

That's why the Colts left too.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (uhE1E)

213 As Allah is mah witness, ah shall never go thirsty agayun.

Posted by: Scarlett Sahara at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (NeFrd)

214 "A Make-Pretend President for an increasingly make-pretend America."

That pretty much sums up where we are right now.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (Z3HgI)

215 HEY! We should send Liz Warren to teach em a Rain Dance!!!!

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:30 PM


Nope. Instead, we salt the ever-lovin' bejeebers out of the clouds that pop up (well, sometimes) over the ME, and have INSTANT PEACE!

And swimming pools.

Where's my Nobel Peace Prize, bitchez?

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (rCmeG)

216 Global warming took my life and buried my body in a concrete support column at a football stadium in Jersey.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (8ZskC)

217 Trying to work up with some puns to help out Muldoon, but I'm coming up dry.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (RLkf9)

218 Julian Castro. Pockets full of Latinos.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM
.....And binders full of womenz!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (cYXYO)

219 Let's elect a Democrat so as to make sure when it all crumbles that the ones who really created the atmosphere for the collapse get as much blame as possible.

If we elect a Republican, it will forevermore be the GOP who brought America down. And you know that's what will happen.

Happened to Hoover; he got blamed for the Depression. Happened to Nixon; he got blamed for VietNam.

Happened to Bush (daddy) He got blamed for the recession. Happened to Bush (GW) he got blamed for alQueda.

Some how the Democrats never get blamed for the shit that they create.

Vote Democrat so we know who to tar and feather after the collapse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (x3GpS)

220 Also, I effin' called it:

https://twitter.com/zpower/status/623176428528488448

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (2l5vw)

221 "You know what caused Memorial Stadium to come down?

Global Warming. "


Nah...my peeps was practicing

Posted by: Zombie Freddy Gray at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (VPLuQ)

222 Global Warming shot my dog and stole my Bible!

Posted by: Joan Wilder at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f)

223 So...ole Joe has some boo-boos on his chin from a doggie playing ruff with him. Okay. Did he stick his head in the dog's mouth? It looks like a face-plant bruise to moi. Or he tried to drive on Ambien like that Kennedy guy. Whatever. Maybe rug-burnz from groveling.

I need a vacation from all that goes on in DC.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (2qF5m)

224 There are no more penguins in Syria.

Posted by: Neil Degreasy Dyson at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (W5DcG)

225 Unitalic
Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:35 PM (jBuUi)


That's twice today you've dodged a trip to the Barrel. You'd better watch it, bud.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (qkRol)

226 Carcetti is O'Malley. O'Malley is Carcetti.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

227 You know what caused Memorial Stadium to come down?



Global Warming.





********



That's why the Colts left too.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:39 PM (uhE1E)


Needless to say. Also why Ray Rice beat his girlfriend/wife.

Posted by: O'Malley the Alley Cat at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (TOk1P)

228 D-E-S-S-I-C-A-T-E-D

(That's a long dry spell)>>>

Tell me about it. I haven't got any in millennia.

Posted by: King Tut at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (81UWZ)

229 As Allah is mah witness, ah shall never go thirsty agayun.

Posted by: Scarlett Sahara



Hey there, bub! Getting awful close to Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, there. Just get a black flag with some white squiggly snakes on it and you can do whatever you want.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (/Ho8c)

230 you know, the Bible says there used to be lions in Israel. If only the Israelites had been caretakers of the planet like the pope said, we'd still have lions in Israel.

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)

231 ...I'm coming up dry.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2015 04:40 PM (RLkf9)


***


You went to the well once too often.

Posted by: Scarlett Sahara at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (NeFrd)

232 Posted by: Neil Degreasy Dyson at July 21, 2015 04:41 PM (W5DcG)

That's because the polar bears ate them all, because AGW killed off the seals.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (Zu3d9)

233 O'Malley compared GWB's budget cuts to the terrorist attack on 9/11. Bush was attacking cities by making budget cuts. Laughable as Bush was a big spender. No increase = cuts to a lib.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (oiNtH)

234 There are Lions in Detroit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (NjiZL)

235 " There are no more penguins in Syria. "

Just that one that Bush had shipped to Iraq for that Thanksgiving photo op.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (VPLuQ)

236 If only the Israelites had been caretakers of the planet like the pope said, we'd still have lions in Israel.

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM (qSIlh)


Second look at global warming?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (kff5f)

237
>>Hmm. Twenty bucks says Hillary picks O'Malley for VP and pockets 40% of Catholics.

Julian Castro. Pockets full of Latinos.
..................
Luis Guttierez.
Geraldo Rivera
"Shorty" Guzman.

Posted by: Obama Voters at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (wAQA5)

238 The next developmental stage is when the mid-to-late-teen begins to develop and defend wild and outrageous counter-intuitive theories, just because he is intellectually capable of doing so. Teachers take of advantage of this stage with "debate clubs," in which students are assigned to defend the pro or con side of all sorts of positions that the student may not even personally agree with, simply as a way to hone the student's mental powers.

I have to say that this part of debate is actually a good thing, imo. I think the populace at large would be more well informed if they were forced to argue both sides of every debate. You never fully understand an issue unless you can see where others are coming from...

But being contrary just to be contrary is stupid, even if it is also sometimes fun.

Posted by: Lea at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (lIU4e)

239 If only the middle east had some oil to sell they could escape the poverty caused by global warming.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (j1Wvr)

240 There are Lions in Detroit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 21, 2015 04:43 PM (NjiZL)


Yeah, just rub it in, why don't ya?

Posted by: The People of Michigan at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (kff5f)

241 But honor dead troops? Nah.

-
Remember that Barky called Sandra Slut when Rush called her a Fluke but no calls to families of dead servicemen.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:38 PM (bCJwq)



Or when he called Michael Sam. But I think that was for a date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (493sH)

242 O'Malley's claim is actually completely unremarkable in leftist circles. Remember that they've already proposed (and all accepted) the theory that MOST social ills of recent times are caused by global warming:

War
Female Genital Mutilation
Immigration
Slavery
Terrorism
Anything involving animals
Anything involving the economy
etc. etc. etc.

Saying that ISIS was caused by global warming is, to a progressive, like saying the sky is blue. A totally self-evident truism that didn't even merit noting.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)

243 we need a quadfecta of dumb from the dnc varsity.

ISIS was caused by:

1. too much deodorants
2. dry deserts
3. what difference does it make.

What is Warren's contribution?

Also, do white people's lives matter?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (uhE1E)

244 Does O'Malley think he really has a chance?

After he apologized for saying "All lives Matter"?

Good God. Is it in the water in Maryland?

Is it some red tide or something?

The weather?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (x3GpS)

245 Global warming killed Tarzan Boy.

Posted by: Baltimora at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (Ui7Rt)

246
"Obama had the White House splattered in rainbows colors hours after the Obergefell decision. But honor dead troops? Nah."
Probably because he is and always will be a rump ranger,a butt buddy, a fruit, a poof, a pansy, a queen, and he's light in his loafers, and he takes it up the Hershey highway.

Posted by: A guy who likes to repeat himself at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (N05oL)

247 Hey, O'Malley might be onto something. Remember when the global scientists were trying to find all the hidden warming and they postulated it was hiding in the depths of the Pacific Ocean or Antarctica or behind the Wal-Mart? Turns out all those calories were hiding in plain sight, right in front of our noses there in the freaking desert.

Go figure.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (NeFrd)

248 >>Also, do white people's lives matter?

Of course. Somebody has to pay for all this shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (OGm46)

249
I remember as a youth going to DisneyGaia in Damascus. It was kind of a winter retreat with a burqa clad Cinderella.

Then global warming came and Donald Duck got beheaded.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (ODxAs)

250 Some firms have a 'Rainmaker' who brings in the $$$, OMalley is a Raintaker who taxes rainfall on small business parking lots

Posted by: ginaswo at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (qxNrP)

251 PP video? Yep, caused by global warming.

Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:46 PM (laMCB)

252 Kim Kardashian's ass?

You guessed it.

Global warming.

Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:47 PM (laMCB)

253 Global warming causes me to tinkle in my diaper when I sneeze.

Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:47 PM (NjiZL)

254 Lois Lerner's hard drive crash?

Definitely global warming.

Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (laMCB)

255 O'Malley's claim is actually completely unremarkable
in leftist circles. Remember that they've already proposed (and all
accepted) the theory that MOST social ills of recent times are caused by
global warming:



War

Female Genital Mutilation

Immigration

Slavery

Terrorism

Anything involving animals

Anything involving the economy

etc. etc. etc.



Saying that ISIS was caused by global warming is, to a progressive,
like saying the sky is blue. A totally self-evident truism that didn't
even merit noting.



Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:44 PM (jBuUi)


Yeah, I hate to say it, but O'Malley isn't really talking to us. I kinda think this is him doing a very public job interview. The PTB in the D Party of course are not sold on Hillery's nomination, so this clown has to say all the things a Dem candidate needs to say. Prove his bonafides, as it were.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (TOk1P)

256 more black abortions than births in NYC

http://tinyurl.com/qh3c45u

Obama would apparently consider that progress

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (j+aqb)

257 Global warming caused Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (McDZF)

258 time for a tax strike.

cloward, piven for the win.

Let's see who can bankrupt the country first.

Yeeeee Hahhhhh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (x3GpS)

259 We live in a bad movie.

Posted by: eman at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (MQEz6)

260 Chinese OPM hack?

Global warming made them do it.

Posted by: Marty O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (laMCB)

261
The commies have been pushing this lie for several months now, although in the past it's been claimed that global warming is a cause of the Syrian civil war, not specifically with creating ISIS.


http://tinyurl.com/k5xa9jn

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (VbHFl)

262
I for one would like to thank global warming for bringing us Sharknados.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

263 They Syrian Desert Polar bear is not actually a member of the genus Ursus but is actually some kind of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (JtwS4)

264 I think that Obama didn't want to lower the flags because anytime a Muslim kills Infidels, the Infidels should not be allowed to even comment about it, much less lower flags.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (1ijHg)

265 After almost 24 hours, I just read the texts my boss sent me last night after I basically told him that he was a cunt. I sent a reply, got one back, we're shelving the dispute until next week, when I think I'll be able to be in the same room with him without committing assault and battery. I feel better.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (2cS/G)

266 If only the Israelites had been caretakers of the planet like the pope said,

we'd still have lions in Israel.


There is. Bibi.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (XABE6)

267 I think global warming also gave me diarrhea.

Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (NjiZL)

268 The PTB in the D Party of course are not sold on Hillery's nomination, so this clown has to say all the things a Dem candidate needs to say. Prove his bonafides, as it were.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (TOk1P)




They have to out lefty each other but in our Bizarro World it won't be viewed as the utter lunacy that it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (493sH)

269 Yep. It's diarrhea.

Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (NjiZL)

270 re 256: who wouldn't?

I denounce myself

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (qSIlh)

271 Israel unaffected by the climate change droughts as they stole the little rain that did fall from the surrounding muslim countries. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:50 PM (B7Uun)

272 The Mesopotamian glacier has all but disappeared...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (VAsIq)

273 252 Kim Kardashian's ass?
You guessed it.
Global warming.


We ought to tax it by the square foot. We'd never go broke.

Posted by: M. O'Malley at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (qkRol)

274 Also, do white people's lives matter?

Of course. Somebody has to pay for all this shit.

****

actually, they're only hiring me now. There's 500 million of us.

Geeta Predipheravanaom

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (uhE1E)

275 Apparently global warming is responsible for pretty much every single thing you could imagine except one...




...actually making the planet hotter.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (NeFrd)

276 Global Warming may cause a lot of bad shit, but its clear GOP racism is responsible for the Redskins terrible record over many, many years.

#JustChangeTheName and the NFL gods will let them finally win something.

Posted by: Martin O'Malley-Perez, THe First Hispanic President-In-Waiting at July 21, 2015 04:51 PM (DkJ4E)

277 Does O'Malley think he really has a chance?

After he apologized for saying "All lives Matter"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:45 PM (x3GpS)


You can't think of this like you would for a Republican candidate. The walkback apology is EXACTLY what a guy like him needs to do to show he's worthy. He must bow in front of his masters.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

278 You know now it's raining in CA! Cause you know, climate change.

Next up? It won't be raining in CA.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (S0Cig)

279 True fact, Santa Claus used to live in Syria but global warming caused him to move to the North Pole. That and jihad to kill the infidel in the red suit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (493sH)

280 Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (2cS/G)

Basically ? So you called him a bint? But seriously glad you feel better.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:52 PM (B7Uun)

281 Remember when Herodotus wandered through the Arctic-like nature of the Middle East? Man, things have sure changed.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)

282 That's because the polar bears ate them all, because AGW killed off the seals.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 21, 2015 04:42 PM

Polar bears don't eat seals. They eat Arctic Arugala, which depends upon extremely low temperatures for its survival.

I explained this to my daughter, but she became hysterical and wanted to know why the Republicans are doing this to the planet.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (xQX/f)

283 I guess they missed the fact that we're about to enter a lower level of activity in the Sun.

Since this could extend for decades, expect extensive freezes in the winter, changes in weather patterns and lower crop yields.

See. We don't have to do anything about AGW, the Solar system is balancing itself.

Just hope it doesn't decide to wipe us off the globe and start again.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (x3GpS)

284 They have to out lefty each other but in our Bizarro World it won't be viewed as the utter lunacy that it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (493sH)


Right, and if he comes out with a good strong defense of Planned Parenthood? He'd see a jump in his poll numbers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P)

285 more black abortions than births in NYC

http://tinyurl.com/qh3c45u

Obama would apparently consider that progress

Posted by: Feh at July 21, 2015 04:48 PM (j+aqb)


Woohoo!

*dances the Charleston at Klan meeting*

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (7YlUk)

286 Pro-tip--the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids out of blocks of ice originally, but climate change turned them into stone.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (VAsIq)

287 I told him he "acted like a cunt", so it's a judgment call.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (2cS/G)

288 So, eighteen more months. So grateful I did not vote for this skinny, pigeon-toed, jug-eared buffoon. In 18 months I can, maybe, watch teevee without fear of the ssssszzzzzzzzz hypnotic airwaves and viewing his gingivitis grin. Harfing all over laptop...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel

Unfortunately no. He will not go away and after he finally leaves office the shit coming out of his mouth will be incredible. I predict that he will crap on no matter who is President loudly and constantly. Legacy and all.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

289 The phenomenal Sand Igloos of the Negev have lost 80% of their original imposing height.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (NeFrd)

290 Remember when Herodotus wandered through the Arctic-like nature of the Middle East? Man, things have sure changed.

Completely changes the story of Jesus walking on the water when you realize the Sea of Galilee was frozen over.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (kff5f)

291 I hate to say it, but O'Malley isn't really talking to us. I kinda think this is him doing a very public job interview.

Good point, O'Malley is only addressing his fellow lefties, to which "poverty creates terrorism" is an unquestioned article of faith.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (qkRol)

292 Steam cleaning your vagina helps prevent global warming.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (HstNY)

293
I'm wit you Martin, Global Warming also made my cooter itch!

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (IzUrJ)

294 Tell me again what a prick Trump is?

Posted by: gdonovan at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (Ipxoj)

295 264
I think that Obama didn't want to lower the flags because anytime a
Muslim kills Infidels, the Infidels should not be allowed to even
comment about it, much less lower flags.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (1ijHg)

He couldn't lower the flags till Ramamadamna ding dong holiday was over.
You know respect and all for the dead Mohammedan.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (S0Cig)

296 No Global Warming? Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to. Where!!!

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (B7Uun)

297 Was Obama wishing Muslims a "Happy Eid" within hours f the attack the result of global warming.?

Which clueless knucklehead was responsible for bathing the Empire State building in Green light for Eid too?-Obama or DeBlasio being a stooge of the WH.? Insensiitive cluelessness is obviously a result of global warning too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (OSs/l)

298 296 No Global Warming? Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to. Where!!!
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 04:55 PM (B7Uun)

Sea World.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (2Ojst)

299
Too lazy to look up, did the flag get lowered for the Ft. Hood terrorism attack? Did it get lowered for Gabby Giffords?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (ODxAs)

300 Give O'Malley credit, most people take a lifetime to display that much stupid, he does it at a relatively young age.

Or maybe he just has some great raw material.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (jeCnD)

301 ***********FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*************

Join the candidate tomorrow (WEDNESDAY JULY 22) and Fight Global Warming! Chillary will be hoisting ice cold G and T's beginning at 9:30 in the morning in East Hampton. So come one and come all!

#GetHammeredWithHillary!

Posted by: Chillin' With Chillary at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (DkJ4E)

302 Tell me again what a prick Trump is?


Posted by: gdonovan

Okay. Trump is a pompous prick.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (VAsIq)

303 No Global Warming? Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to.

They went south for the summer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)

304 I explained this to my daughter, but she became hysterical and wanted to know why the Republicans are doing this to the planet.



Because we can.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:56 PM (XABE6)

305 Teams that have never been to a Superbowl:


Cleveland Browns

Detroit Lions

Houston Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (MDgS8)

306 I explained this to my daughter, but she became hysterical and wanted to know why the Republicans are doing this to the planet.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 21, 2015 04:53 PM (xQX/f)
....... I hate to tell you, but that's not when she became hysterical.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (bLnSU)

307 Global warming is why it burns when I pee.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (HstNY)

308 Is he Syrious?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (cYXYO)

309
I think global warming also gave me diarrhea.
Posted by: Hillary at July 21, 2015 04:49 PM (NjiZL)
Yep. It's diarrhea.
............................
Next time please change diapers more frequently.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at July 21, 2015 04:57 PM (wAQA5)

310 No Global Warming? Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to.



They're going to Disneyland!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 04:58 PM (XABE6)

311 >>> We live in a bad movie.



Maybe if we all freeze the credits will roll by and it'll all be over, finally

Posted by: Bigby's Black Power Fist at July 21, 2015 04:58 PM (3ZtZW)

312 So, eighteen more months. So grateful I did not vote for this skinny, pigeon-toed, jug-eared buffoon. In 18 months I can, maybe, watch teevee without fear of the ssssszzzzzzzzz hypnotic airwaves and viewing his gingivitis grin. Harfing all over laptop...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 21, 2015 04:37 PM (2qF5m)


--------------------


Sorry to pop the bubble, but as a former prez and continuing racial and islamist agitator, he's going to be all over the MFM.

Posted by: Soona at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (P25Hh)

313 281 Remember when Herodotus wandered through the Arctic-like nature of the Middle East? Man, things have sure changed.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson


Remember when Alexander the Great force-marched his troops across the deserts of the Middle East, and when they ran out of water and a soldier offered Alexander the last sip, Alexander poured it into the sand saying that he didn't deserve it any more than did the lowliest foot soldier, and seeing this self-sacrifice so inspired the troops that they got the energy to make it to he next oasis?

Well, that was all bullshit, because back then the Middle East was all cool and damp.

Posted by: zombie at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (jBuUi)

314 >>Teams that have never been to a Superbowl:


Cleveland Browns

Detroit Lions

Houston Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars


And ISIS. Because of Global Warming.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (OGm46)

315 The North Pole penguins quietly slipped away after learning that they are some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (JtwS4)

316 314 >>Teams that have never been to a Superbowl:


Cleveland Browns

Detroit Lions

Houston Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars


And ISIS. Because of Global Warming.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (OGm46)

That, and they're only JV.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (2Ojst)

317 No Global Warming? Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to. Where!!!>>>

My Belly. They are like Lay's potato chips you can't have just one.

Posted by: Big Fat Polar Bear at July 21, 2015 04:59 PM (81UWZ)

318 Sorry to pop the bubble, but as a former prez and continuing racial and islamist agitator, he's going to be all over the MFM.

Posted by: Soona


My God, what an awful thought.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (/Ho8c)

319 Teams that have never been to a Superbowl:

Posted by: eleven

Cleveland Browns -- Racist?

Detroit Lions -- anti-feline bigotry

Houston Texans -- Football hates Grump and other Southerners

Jacksonville Jaguars --more anti-feline bigotry

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (VAsIq)

320 Remember, these utterances come from the same people that booed God at their convention.

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

321 re 283: all the experts insist that the Sun has nothing to do with it. from stink progress dot com:

U.K. tabloids, conservative media, and others are (mis)reporting that the Earth will enter a "mini ice age" in the 2030s. In fact, not only is the story wrong, the reverse is actually true.

The Earth is headed toward an imminent speed-up in global warming, as many recent studies have made clear, like this June study by NOAA. Indeed, a March study, entitled "Near-term acceleration in the rate of temperature change," makes clear that a stunning acceleration in the rate of global warming is around the corner - with Arctic warming rising 1°F per decade by the 2020s!
Also, right now, we appear to be in the midst of a long-awaited jump in global temperatures. Not only was 2014 the hottest year on record, but 2015 is in the process of blowing that record away. On top of that, models say a massive El Niņo is growing, as USA Today reported last week. Since El Niņos tend to set the record for the hottest years (since the regional warming adds to the underlying global warming trend), if 2015/2016 does see a super El Niņo then next year may well crush the record this year sets.

Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh)

322 Gov Brown of the great state of California has been visiting the Pope and the great Gov says it's to late we are all going to die, or extinct as he really said.
I'm really worried about that Global Warming!
I wonder if he walked to see the Pope.

Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (STIxg)

323 Global warming made me the woman I am today.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (j1Wvr)

324 Teams that have never been to a Superbowl:

Cleveland Browns

Detroit Lions

Houston Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars
=============================

and the GOPe. They suck too.

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (DkJ4E)

325 Then somebody explain to me where all the penguins in the North Pole went to.

---

They keep popping up in those Madagascar movies.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:01 PM (VAsIq)

326 Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh)

Is that *really* just a bunch of "Uh-uhn, you're wrong! 'Cause we say so!"

Because that's what it looks like.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)

327 Teams that have never won a Superbowl:

Arizona Cardinals

San Diego Chargers

Carolina Panthers

Buffalo Bills

Tennessee Titans

Minnesota Vikings

Atlanta Falcons

Philadelphia Eagles

Cincinnati Bengals



Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS8)

328
I guess they missed the fact that we're about to enter a lower level of activity in the Sun.

Since this could extend for decades, expect extensive freezes in the winter, changes in weather patterns and lower crop yields.

See. We don't have to do anything about AGW, the Solar system is balancing itself.

Just hope it doesn't decide to wipe us off the globe and start again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
......................
Ugh. Warm good, cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (wAQA5)

329 The Toledo Mudhens never won a Super Bowl.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)

330 I remember when the corn fields of Damascus dried up in 1988 from Global Warming

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (eOpVe)

331 Teams that have never won a
Superbowl:
Arizona Cardinals
San Diego Chargers
Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles
Cincinnati Bengals


Chicago Cubs

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (XABE6)

332 We're even more likely to break temperature records this year if the NOAA and GISS keep adjusting new temperatures up and old temperatures down.

I am not kidding, at the rate they've been going, by 2025, 1963 will be completely frozen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (bLnSU)

333 Gov Brown of the great state of California has been visiting the Pope and the great Gov says it's to late we are all going to die, or extinct as he really said.

Oh. Well, then, there's no point in conservation or trying to save the planet anymore. If we're doomed anyway, I might as well do whatever the f*ck I want, right?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (kff5f)

334 332 We're even more likely to break temperature records this year if the NOAA and GISS keep adjusting new temperatures up and old temperatures down.

I am not kidding, at the rate they've been going, by 2025, 1963 will be completely frozen.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (bLnSU)

Dude, let it go.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)

335 A Superbowl is the one thing those frickin Yankees cant buy, errrr win.

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (DkJ4E)

336 Frosty, the Camel was a jolly happy soul
With a gangly gait and a cud to chew
And two humps for storing water
Frosty the Camel, is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children know
That he came to life one day.


There must have been some magic in that old silk fez they found.
For when they put it on his head
He began to prance a round...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (NeFrd)

337 A number of English villages were subsumed by the sea prior to 1829. CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! Or, that's just what the hell happens. They're known for their melancholy beauty because people can hear their churchbells under the sea to this day....

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (AF8UR)

338 Dude, let it go.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)


ISWYDT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (kff5f)

339 "...keep adjusting new temperatures up and old temperatures down. "

Forget it Jake... it's Climate Town...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:04 PM (eOpVe)

340 We don't have cable and so rely on an antenna for TV. The local station towers are located such that we get the ABC affiliate signal with consistent strength.

That means, since my wife controls the remote, that Good Morning America is on each morning, in all its progressive rainbow colors.

That show, with George S as the beard for Robin, and all the empty headed backups, is the the most perfect presentation of the heartbeat of the make-believe America we have become. And Zero is the perfect preezy for this new amoral wasteland.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (U6f54)

341 Teams that have never won a Superbowl:



Arizona Cardinals



San Diego Chargers



Carolina Panthers



Buffalo Bills



Tennessee Titans



Minnesota Vikings



Atlanta Falcons



Philadelphia Eagles



Cincinnati Bengals









Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS


Yay! The Giants are winners!

What? I'm not dead?


Oh, I couldn't tell.

Posted by: Zombie Eli (Chelsea) Manning at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (TOk1P)

342 Oh Muldoon.....LOL

Posted by: Cheri at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

343 The Toledo Mudhens never won a Super Bowl.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst)



But Cpl. Klinger can now "proudly" serve in the military

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (493sH)

344 336 bwahahahaha

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (eOpVe)

345
The essence of demonstrating your intellectual sophistication is how decidedly you reject the obvious explanation for any phenomena.
The various Mohammeds were poor, depressed, or victims of racism.
Only an idiot could believe that islam had anything to do with what they did.

Posted by: MAx at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (YJeFl)

346 If the temperature data continues to show cooling temperatures won't the NOAA et al just keep doing as they've done for the last eighteen years and "adjust" the data?

Why change?

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (DkJ4E)

347 A number of English villages were subsumed by the sea prior to 1829. CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! Or, that's just what
the hell happens.


Pro tip: Never build next to the sea at low tide.
Wait for high tide, then build way the hell back from that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (XABE6)

348 See. We don't have to do anything about AGW, the Solar system is balancing itself.

Of course Gov Brown and the extinction comment is from the heat. Of course California has cap and trade which should fix it for them.

Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (STIxg)

349 But Cpl. Klinger can now "proudly" serve in the military

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:05 PM (493sH)


Dammit! Do you know how much harder this is going to make it to get kicked out of the Army?

Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)

350 Chicago Cubs

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (XABE6)


Hey now, they're due.

Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)

351 Gov Brown of the great state of California has been visiting the Pope and the great Gov says it's to late we are all going to die, or extinct as he really said.


*****


Hale Bopp, we bopp-a she bopp. Lace up your sneakers and have a dose of sleepy medicine Jerry!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:07 PM (NeFrd)

352 Frosty the Camel, is a fairy tale they say





ISIS: Fairy? Toss him off a building!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:07 PM (493sH)

353 Pro tip: Never build next to the sea at low tide.
Wait for high tide, then build way the hell back from that.



Whats sadder than the bells is all the people that drowned.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (MDgS8)

354 Lets find a gay Oregon baker and ask him/them to make a Muslim cake.

Posted by: MTF at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (DkJ4E)

355 Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)


****


Hey, Klinger. I heard you asked for a Section 8 and they put you up in a run down apartment building in Schenectady.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (NeFrd)

356 For most of my life, the Patriots were on that futility list. Now they're on a different one. The "Multiples" list, ranging from the Ravens to the Steelers, and we're nearing the top.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 05:08 PM (2cS/G)

357 Frosty the Camel has nice fur. Well groomed. Only lightly "used".

Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (HstNY)

358 Hey, Klinger. I heard you asked for a Section 8 and they put you up in a run down apartment building in Schenectady.

I don't understand it. One minute, I'm asking for a psych discharge, the next minute some idiot is pushing a piece of plastic in my hands and telling me I can buy groceries with it.

WTF?

Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)

359 Chicago Cubs

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:03 PM (XABE6)


Hey now, they're due.
Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)



1908 dammit. Don't short change them those two years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (493sH)

360 For most of my life, the Patriots were on that futility list. Now they're on a different one. The "Multiples" list, ranging from the Ravens to the Steelers, and we're nearing the top.

Posted by: Lincolntf

Oh, jeez. Here come the "I love soft, squishy, lovingly massaged balls" jokes.

Posted by: Tom Brady at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (VAsIq)

361 >>But Cpl. Klinger can now "proudly" serve in the military

Think how far we've come when a show that was beloved by the left had a character who pretended to be a woman to get out of the military to the left now celebrating because the military wants cross dressers.

How progressive.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (OGm46)

362 Who knew that global warming can make a JV team play like the LA Lakers?

I wish global warming and the three-point line had been around when I was in high school.

Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (UlJ3l)

363 Intensive investigation has proven that global warming drove an otherwise peace loving all-American boy of indeterminate religion to murder four servicemen in Chattanooga.

Posted by: Crack FBI Team at July 21, 2015 05:10 PM (j1Wvr)

364 According to historical records, camels used to be quite hairy, unlike the modern hairless version we see today because of global warming.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:11 PM (VAsIq)

365 "All traceable back to corpirate greed."

Arrr! Push them papers ya scurvy bastards! Push!

Posted by: despair at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (xsEwF)

366 According to historical records, camels used to be quite hairy, unlike the modern hairless version we see today because of global warming.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson

I like my girls clean-shaven.

Posted by: Achmed at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (VAsIq)

367 I don't understand it. One minute, I'm asking for a psych discharge, the next minute some idiot is pushing a piece of plastic in my hands and telling me I can buy groceries with it.

WTF?
Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)



ESPN may want to give you an award. And everyone better clap very enthusiastically!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (493sH)

368 Whales have pubes.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (MDgS8)

369 Summer Snow at Mauna Kea Summit, Hawai

Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (STIxg)

370 Why should NBA teams only have tall, skinny people? Maybe the Feds should start a database and log the height and weight of all people turned down by NBA teams.

I smell and outcome based class action suit.

Posted by: Lawyer R Us at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (DkJ4E)

371 Frosty the Camel has nice fur. Well groomed. Only lightly "used".

Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:09 PM (HstNY)


****


Hey Abu! I take it from your comment that you are still working down at the used camelot, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (NeFrd)

372 Binders full of Latinos?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (gmjUl)

373 According to historical records, camels used to be quite hairy, unlike the modern hairless version we see today because of global warming.


And the were called Mastedons!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (XABE6)

374 So if global warming caused ISIS, what climatological phenomenon caused Communism liberalism?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (oKE6c)

375 "Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast"

-----

I gave the order as soon as I found out about it on the news; it just takes a while, what with all the global warming going around in DC this time of year.

Posted by: Presn't Obama at July 21, 2015 05:13 PM (VAsIq)

376 Why should NBA teams only have tall, skinny people? Maybe the Feds should start a database and log the height and weight of all people turned down by NBA teams.

I smell and outcome based class action suit.

Posted by: Lawyer R Us

And race!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (VAsIq)

377 Yeah, still waiting for the NFL decision on Brady's appeal. I don't think there's an NFL fan on Earth who thinks Goodell has ever gotten a punishment right, no matter what the offense. I'm curious as to what he does. Choosing to let it drag on this long and spending millions of dollars on it, he's gotta do something. And his something is usually shit-for-brains jackassery.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (2cS/G)

378 Global warming makes me drink too much. Hiccup.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 21, 2015 05:14 PM (OD2ni)

379 There is pretty good evidence that climate change causes more idiots, i.e., the climate is always changing, and we always have a surplus of idiots.

Posted by: West at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (Di0uO)

380 And the were called Mastedons!>>>

Didn't AMC make a car by hat name?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (81UWZ)

381 Have I mentioned lately how much I love soft, squishy, lovingly massaged balls?

Posted by: Tom Brady at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (qkRol)

382
Why Bernie Sanders Is Better Than Martin O'Malley
http://tinyurl.com/nrdqq68
For those with disposable minutes available in their life.

Posted by: Doofus Alert at July 21, 2015 05:15 PM (wAQA5)

383 Completely changes the story of Jesus walking on the water when you realize the Sea of Galilee was frozen over.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 21, 2015 04:54 PM (kff5f)


Peter really should have left the leg warmers off.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (0NdlF)

384 "Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast"

Is that because Bruce Jenner is no more..

Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (STIxg)

385 Or as the adolescent prehistoric hairy camel's mother yelled at the bathroom door-

"If you keep Mastodonning you'll grow hair on your hooves!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:17 PM (NeFrd)

386 368 Whales have pubes.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:12 PM (MDgS

Waxing must be a real bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (2Ojst)

387
"Whales have pubes"
You have waaaay too much free time.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (gmjUl)

388 :y vey::

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (MDgS8)

389 Abu's Camel Harem!

Posted by: Abu Abudallah at July 21, 2015 05:18 PM (HstNY)

390 You have waaaay too much free time.



I peeked.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (MDgS8)

391 Completely changes the story of Jesus walking on the water when you realize the Sea of Galilee was frozen over.


****


Who can forget the year the Arabiens won the Stanley Cup!?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (NeFrd)

392 I'll handle it. Done.

Posted by: Sir Donald of the Trump at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (oca9z)

393 Or as the adolescent prehistoric hairy camel's mother yelled at the bathroom
door-
"If you keep Mastodonning you'll grow hair on your hooves!"



All those socks. Ewwww.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (XABE6)

394 362 And make the L.A. Lakers play like a jv team

Posted by: MAx at July 21, 2015 05:20 PM (YJeFl)

395 nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (XABE6)

396 Who can forget the year the Arabiens won the Stanley Cup!?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2015 05:19 PM (NeFrd)



What a great team. But they took face off way to literally

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (493sH)

397 Yeah, still waiting for the NFL decision on Brady's appeal. I don't think there's an NFL fan on Earth who thinks Goodell has ever gotten a punishment right, no matter what the offense. I'm curious as to what he does. Choosing to let it drag on this long and spending millions of dollars on it, he's gotta do something. And his something is usually shit-for-brains jackassery.

Posted by: Lincolntf

Well, I ask my closest advisor--President Obama--to promptly make my decision for me. Then my dear friend dithers and offers contradictory statements before finally deciding on the worst of all possible decisions.

That's my strategy, and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at July 21, 2015 05:21 PM (VAsIq)

398 It's not too early in the election cycle to hit the sauce, is it? I'm tamping down the hysteria with a nice Old Fashioned.

Pro tip: Try Luxardo maraschino cherries. Fabulous *triple*snaps*. Con: no stems.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (jR7Wy)

399 >>368 Whales have pubes.



I do my best to keep them trimmed and orderly, thank you very much.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (6oJ3K)

400 Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS

We're so bad you've left us off the loser list. Thanks.

Houston Texans.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 21, 2015 05:22 PM (B7Uun)

401 Before global warming caused the middle east to turn into a desert camels could be seen swimming across vast inland seas. That is why they call them ships of the desert and not because they carry loads of Arab seamen.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at July 21, 2015 05:23 PM (j1Wvr)

402 The same Martin O'Malley who was mayor of Baltimore and directed that thousands be arrested off the streets without probable cause to make his crime statistics look good.

The same Martin O'Malley who was governor of Maryland and taxed the rain that falls into people's yards.

The same Martin O'Malley who just got bitch-slapped off the stage at Netroots Nation by extreme left 'activists' and therefore presumably would let them run amok as president.

This dickhead now proposes an explanation for the rise of ISIS other than the real explanation: the Obama administration made it happen every step of the way. And presumably sees nothing to be done about it, since he claims it was all caused by the weather.

Hey moron -- the main thing that raised food prices in the Middle East was scarcity due to turning half our food supply into fuel ethanol, a net-energy-consuming, non-solution to the non-problem of man-made global warming.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at July 21, 2015 05:24 PM (KmSYs)

403 Well, yeah, it is sad the people drowned, but at least no one ran around trying to stop the Industrial Revolution because of the drowned villages.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 21, 2015 05:25 PM (AF8UR)

404 Gettysburg.

But, enjoy and be safe. We are expecting a full report next week...a theme of no less than 1,000 words with annotated bibliography (APA style only).

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 21, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c)
---
I anticipate both Round Tops being stormed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 21, 2015 05:25 PM (jR7Wy)

405 We're so bad you've left us off the loser list. Thanks.

Houston Texans.




I had a separate list for the never-beens.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2015 05:27 PM (MDgS8)

406 Can't we just open the fire hydrants and give everyone some relief? Wait...

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 21, 2015 05:27 PM (BjKDP)

407 Hey now, they're due.


Posted by: 1906 at July 21, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
-------Nope. Curse of the Goat.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 21, 2015 05:34 PM (9iR5/)

408 Anyone have iphone issues with this site after opening the web page, an app opens in the App Store pertaining to one of the advertisers on the site? Very annoying.

Prez Obumfuck is not worthy of his DNA matching a piece of worm shit, btw.

Posted by: #DemocrapFecesMatter at July 21, 2015 05:37 PM (SNqwm)

409 The best part of minarets on the White House won't happen until they're bathed in rainbow colors.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2015 05:40 PM (hA1uV)

410 ....drove people to cities...


Wait.
Isn't that the whole point of being a Democrat?

Posted by: BuddyPC at July 21, 2015 06:11 PM (jfUIE)

411 "Meanwhile, Obama finally orders flags at the White House lowered to half-mast..."

Or maybe he just wanted to wait a decent time to remember that Mohommad guy who shot the place up

Posted by: Ben H at July 21, 2015 06:13 PM (gJEsZ)

412 Not only was 2014 the hottest year on record, ...
Posted by: mallfly at July 21, 2015 05:00 PM (qSIlh)


This lie continues to be repeated by the lefty media. The 2014 mean was within the margin of error. It would be equally true to say it was less than 30% certain that it was the hottest on record, and that it was as likely to be the hottest year as 30 other years. We were talking a fraction of a degree. For all intents and purposes, the average surface temp has been flat for 17 years--assuming that the data hasn't been fiddled with.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 21, 2015 06:27 PM (laMCB)

413 Been busy paying my fair share today cause my life doesn't matter. Yet I just learned climate change & illegal immigration are now the same thing

"One of the things that preceded the failure of the nation state of Syria and the rise of ISIS, was the effect of climate change and the mega-drought that affected that nation, wiped out farmers, drove people to cities, created a humanitarian crisis that created the symptoms -- or rather, the conditions -- of extreme poverty that has now led to the rise of ISIS and this extreme violence."

Posted by: ajlfour at July 21, 2015 08:14 PM (33O8j)

414 ... Now, you feel Maryland's pain - a canker, festering politician that couldn't manage a city, state, now reaching for a higher chair. I guess his JD came from Cracker-Jacks...

Marty should stay with what he knows - 3 chords on his banjo and eating crabs...

Posted by: Ibin Pharteen at July 22, 2015 08:04 AM (zL/eJ)

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