Fox Hires Meghan McCain as "Contributor," For Some Reason

She'll be speaking on behalf of young (?) Republicans, or something.

Meghan McCain, the political scion who has won public fame as a blogger, commentator and TV-show host, will join Fox News Channel as a contributor, Variety has learned.
A spokesperson for the network confirmed the hire. McCain is expected to contribute to the network’s primetime and daytime programming.

Variety notes she speaks for millennials, which is great, because I was just saying to myself: "Man, I just need to hear more pellucid thinking from the millennials. That's what I need. And that's what I deserve."

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM

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1 She'll be on the all star panel with Bret Baier

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2015 01:16 PM (WiU5D)

2 Oh good Lord. I'd rather listen to cats breaking wind in a cat pan.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:16 PM (xWW96)

3 A talking millennial head is what you deserve, America.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (FA3Z7)

4 If they also get her a dietician and a trainer I might just watch.

With the mute on.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (81UWZ)

5 Failed blogger. Failed commentator. Failed TV-host.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (zt+N6)

6 I got one thing to say about that: Show us your tits!

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (ZvKdv)

7 When did "the millinials" appoint little fat ass airhead as their spokesretard?

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (xWW96)

8 Can't decide if they're just filming a train wreck for amusement sake or...??

Posted by: Book at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (XIhMZ)

9 Meggie's a story, but the end of the John Doe Probe in Wisconsin is not. Got it.

Posted by: M. Murcek at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (GJUgF)

10 This thread is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (kmtse)

11 Does her contract have a "tits or GTFO" clause?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (2Ojst)

12 Maybe some show decided there wasn't enough dumb on one of their panels.

Posted by: NotCoach at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (rsudF)

13 She'll pick up where Beckel left off.

Posted by: tdpwells at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (bwjxb)

14 She'll be awesome!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (XaTzU)

15 13 She'll pick up where Beckel left off.
Posted by: tdpwells at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (bwjxb)

He had a bigger rack, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (2Ojst)

16 I sense epic AoSHQ threads in the future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (VY8H5)

17 Title of the hard hitting show: Daddy Issues

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (Spluw)

18 If I hadn't quit watching FNC already, I would now.

But I already did, so I can't. Or something.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (7ObY1)

19 She'll work for chocolate covered peanuts.

Posted by: Dang at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (2oWD2)

20 "Variety notes she speaks for fat, narcissistic, addle-brained millennials with thought disorders"

FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (jBuUi)

21 That is going to be a lot of donuts Ariana will be licking....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (UYZgt)

22 The GOPe is strong in this one.

Posted by: Yoda Ailes at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (81UWZ)

23 Because the new Royalty, ie the children and wives of Politicians, MUST be taken care of...

So we can have a Jeb! vs Hillary campaign, commented on by Boobs McCain... and of course narrated by Chelsea....

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)

24 Great! Someone is here to tell Ace what to write about on his own blog. That always works out so well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (WiU5D)

25 Bwahahahahaha! That's great. Just great.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (VAsIq)

26 I'm a commentator too.

If being a commentator means sitting naked in front of the television screaming drunk, I'm a commentator.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (oFCZn)

27 Like, people of my generation want to stay more than four hours at the Chinese buffet!

Posted by: Meaghan "What do you mean no more dim sum?" McCain at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

28 I'm pretty sure some dick was sucked in the making of this deal.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (P/xrJ)

29 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (rj3Mq)

30 Haha Anna!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (kmtse)

31 Craft services hardest hit.

Posted by: NCKate at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (dOc1D)

32 Great. Another reason to stop watching Fox.

Can't wait to see her and Bill'O get into it over who is being 'harassed' MOAR over the stupid shit they say on air.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (9oC/Q)

33 Wow. Right after "The View" fired Nicole Wallace, Fox picks up the slack and signs up Megan McCain.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (JBggj)

34 7 When did "the millinials" appoint little fat ass airhead as their spokesretard?

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:17 PM (xWW96)

I bet most young Republicans look at her the same way they look at her father. A braindead lying jackass.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 01:21 PM (zt+N6)

35 I'd hit it, but only if she kept that "No H8" duct tape over her mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:21 PM (2Ojst)

36 'Strictly Dickly' - with Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 01:21 PM (qmvJE)

37 Fox News. The least worst of your televised news options.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (9TK8E)

38 >>> Meggie's a story, but the end of the John Doe Probe in Wisconsin is not. Got it.
Posted by: M. Murcek at July 16, 2015 01:18 P

is this directed at me?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (bhepQ)

39 Personally, I look forward to our new robotic/insect/alien/whoknowswhatthefuck/ overlords.

Please. Please! Make it stop now.

Posted by: Jack at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (53CCM)

40 She wouldn't know a republican if you spread it on her doughnuts. Her only example is a senile old alzheimers patient with a drool cup strapped to his chin who publicly betrayed the country he suffered for by stating that da Zero was just a fucking fabulous candidate for president.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (xWW96)

41 For all the ballyhoo about Fox being right ring they are pretty moderate.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (+iI+u)

42 Does Meghan now get a Delta Tau Chi name? I nominate "Lardbucket."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

43
"Pellucid"

*scribbles in notebook*

The HQ, come for the dick jokes stay for the vocabulary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

44 37 Fox News. The least worst of your televised news options.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (9TK8E)

so the GOPe of the Networks?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (qh617)

45 >>>Craft services hardest hit.

hah!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (bhepQ)

46 Watch. When they say something about "Live News Feed" she'll squeal like a pig and run off the set to the cafeteria.

Posted by: Dang at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (2oWD2)

47 Isn't she just a little long in the tooth to speak for millennials? Borderline, anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (cN9Sk)

48 We can go shopping together!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (9TK8E)

49 Meggie's a story, but the end of the John Doe Probe in Wisconsin is not. Got it. Posted by: M. Murcek at July 16, 2015 01:18 P is this directed at me?
Posted by: ace

Oh dear, shit's about to get real

Posted by: Mornon who always thinks that shit's about to get real at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (Spluw)

50 13 She'll pick up where Beckel left off.

Lying drunk on the hood of her car with her keys in her ass?

Posted by: Citizen X at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (7ObY1)

51 'Get In Line'- With Meghan 'Back Tits' McCain

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (9oC/Q)

52 Fox News: Fair and Balanced = Getting Democrats and Republicans to shit on conservatives.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (zt+N6)

53 First topic for commentating, how to best use your father's political influence.

Wide appeal, because I just know everyone is just like me.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (J0IP0)

54

Lying drunk on the hood of her car with her keys in her ass?

Posted by: Citizen X at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (7ObY1)

Let he who has never found themselves in this predicament cast the first stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (2Ojst)

55 37 Fox News. The least worst of your televised news options.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (9TK8E)

So Fox cut ties with Sarah Palin... and hired Boobs McCain?

interesting choice for a supposedly 'right' leaning network...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)

56 Holy shit! Semi hauling a crane just flipped over outside of my office tower. Driver is ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (rj3Mq)

57 Like, people of my generation want to stay more than four hours at the Chinese buffet!

Posted by: Meaghan

You go now!

Posted by: the chinese guy in the joke at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (VY8H5)

58 >>She'll pick up where Beckel left off.

Eating out of the trash?

Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (qmvJE)

59 Rumor has it she promise to give Megyn Kelly a BJ if they hired her.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (sgrzZ)

60 is this directed at me?
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (bhepQ)

Take comfort in the fact that your editorial judgment will always be better than John Kerry's negotiating skills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (8ZskC)

61 "Pellucid" means crystal clear.

Ace was being ironical and stuff.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (7ObY1)

62
I am so pissed at SMOD.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (ODxAs)

63 9 Meggie's a story, but the end of the John Doe Probe in Wisconsin is not. Got it.

Posted by: M. Murcek at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (GJUgF)

*sigh*

Since Ace just got here and I don't want him in a bad mood today, I'll say it:

Lots of stuff gets covered here. There's a thing called the Internet if you don't like what Ace wrote about I'm sure someone else has posted on your cause d'jour.

Seriously how many times does this have to be said. I used to think Ace was kind of losing his shit about nothing until I realized how fucking often it happens. I'd be irritated too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (oFCZn)

64 PELLUCID
1: admitting maximum passage of light without diffusion or distortion <a pellucid stream>
2: reflecting light evenly from all surfaces
3: easy to understand

I don't expect you're gonna get much of that from Meggy.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (ZKzrr)

65 All-Star Pundit Panel:

Meghan McCain, Ronan Farrow, Chelsea Clinton and Kylie Jenner.

Their show will be titled

Privileged Celeb-u-Spawn and Their Futile Quest for Charisma

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (jBuUi)

66 She was too intelleckshual for The View.

Posted by: fly gal at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM (8TdcF)

67 Murcek, first read that as Murnau and was going "Okay who has the skull?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (UYZgt)

68 As I've stated about 1000 times; Fox is NOT right wing news. Their motto is fair and balanced. Shit.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (xWW96)

69 Posted by: M. Murcek at July 16, 2015 01:18 PM (GJUgF)

I'm sure the Hot Air button on your computer works.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (2Ojst)

70 I married a Millennial. They are a curious people.

Posted by: V the K at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (O7MnT)

71 Wow. Thought Roger Ailes was more perceptive than that.

Then again, watched a few minutes of their re-vamped Sunday a.m.media critique show and it was Lefty Howie Kurtz (host) talking to Lefty (guest) Dana Milbank about Trump. All giggles and snark.

WTF, Fox?
( I know, they've been slewing left for a few years now)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

72 37 Fox News. The least worst of your televised news options.
Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 16, 2015 01:22 PM (9TK8E)

Isn't it funny how liberals always presume we get our information from Fox News, which we all love?

I haven't watched Fox News in ... forever, in fact never did watch it to speak of, and hold no brief for it whatever. But I can't count how many times I've the contrary position imputed to me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (oKE6c)

73
Like, people of my generation want to stay more than four hours at the Chinese buffet!

Posted by: Meaghan

Don't steal my jokes. Who are you, Mencia?

Posted by: Zombie John Pinette at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (9TK8E)

74 If Beckel and Meggie ever collided they would be mutually annihilated. It's science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (8ZskC)

75 Ace was being ironical and stuff.

Oh shit, I missed it.
Sorry, ace.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (ZKzrr)

76 HR, #3 is right out. 1 and 2 are still debatable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (UYZgt)

77 I can't watch FOX (cut the cable in 2011=cost savings of $5,000).

Do not miss it. The deal breaker was football. Figured out how to do that -free and legal- and haven't looked back.

Posted by: CozMark at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (52QgN)

78 She'll be awesome!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton

Yeah she will!

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (VAsIq)

79 Somebody's Hot Air button must be broken.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (zt+N6)

80 70 I married a Millennial. They are a curious people.
Posted by: V the K at July 16, 2015 01:25 PM (O7MnT)

As like some kind of anthropological experiment?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)

81 Fox! So far behind the curve they're ahead of it!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (Kucy5)

82 Can't wait for the sexual tension between her and Shep.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (fWAjv)

83 How old is Megan now? Isn't she getting a little old to be the voice of young people?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (2Mt9C)

84 The next time people are eating each other in the Superdome Meghan can report right from the table.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (8ZskC)

85 Good spoof cover of Maxim with McCain .....

http://tinyurl.com/qgfykvk

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (Zu3d9)

86 82 Can't wait for the sexual tension between her and Shep.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (fWAjv)

They are both "strictly dickly" so...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)

87 This post is ragey enough...

Obama Not Waiting For Congressional Review On Iran Deal Before Going For UN Resolution

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (VY8H5)

88 Thanks RWC, didn't feel like lunch anyway...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (kmtse)

89

already been tried

/sigh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

90 McCain previously has a show on Pivot where she discussed current events w/two hipster/pj boys. The few times I clicked past it all I saw was McCain going off on something and the two guys just sort of looking at her w/a mixture of amusement and contempt. Like "I can't believe she's on tv - she's so stupid!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (NOIQH)

91 I do watch Fox, for 2 reasons; 1) They are the best of a tub of shit media. 2) Babes.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (xWW96)

92
Marks the date FNC officially crossed the line from center to left.

They should be full msnbc in about 2 years I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (ODxAs)

93 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (q+zA9)

94 Curt Cobain was once called "The spokesman for GenX", let's hope she emulates him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (4WhSY)

95 >>Obama Not Waiting For Congressional Review On Iran Deal Before Going For UN Resolution

How...."unexpected."

Not.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

96 Fox hire Wackobird film at 11.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (sgrzZ)

97 I am so pissed at SMOD.

You want a huge mindless meteor.

You'll settle for Bob Beckel.

You'll get Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (J0IP0)

98 >>>83 How old is Megan now? Isn't she getting a little old to be the voice of young people?

Millennials will be considered 'young' until they're in their 40s and 50s. Childish attitudes and mindsets to reinforce.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (9oC/Q)

99 Since Ace just got here and I don't want him in a bad mood today, I'll say it:

Lots of stuff gets covered here. There's a thing called the Internet if you don't like what Ace wrote about I'm sure someone else has posted on your cause d'jour.

Seriously how many times does this have to be said. I used to think Ace was kind of losing his shit about nothing until I realized how fucking often it happens. I'd be irritated too.

You left out 'But first, you will blow me.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (rwI+c)

100 She speaks on behalf of one person only - herself.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2015 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

101

recycling old GOP money

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:29 PM (qCMvj)

102 Newsflash: Chris Cuomo, Chelsea Clinton, Meghan McCain and Alison Williams are poised to appear on a show about....nepotism and its influence on politics.

They're in favor of it.

Posted by: Max Bialistock at July 16, 2015 01:29 PM (Spluw)

103 SMOD and Meggie

Has anyone seen them in the same room together?

hmmm

Posted by: some random meathead at July 16, 2015 01:29 PM (XaTzU)

104 No short skirts and see thru desk for her. Please.

Posted by: NCKate at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (dOc1D)

105 Never heard of her.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (Ilm6f)

106 97 I am so pissed at SMOD.

You want a huge mindless meteor.

You'll settle for Bob Beckel.

You'll get Meghan McCain.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (J0IP0)

Maybe if you put her in a trebuchet and aimed her at that fault in the Northwest.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

107 Millennials will be considered 'young' until they're in their 40s and 50s. Childish attitudes and mindsets to reinforce.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (9oC/Q)

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (oKE6c)

108 And that's what I deserve.

It's not like any of us are worthy of SMOD. Apparently, we lost a bet with God.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (MT22W)

109 Fox figured it needed someone with bigger tits than Beckel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

110 Who else is going to give FOX viewers the real conservative view? Some New York City blogger?

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (P/xrJ)

111
OMG - like totally!

More vomit like Heraldo and Williams.

To what end?

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (u49WF)

112
I'd like to see Fox News go dark permanently.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (RMCnO)

113 She only speaks on behalf of those big cans and empty head.

By the way, they should have given her a grammar test. That would have been the end of her job offer.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:31 PM (GGCsk)

114 Curt Cobain was once called "The spokesman for GenX", let's hope she emulates him.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 01:28 PM (4WhSY)

oh, that's just mean

besides, Nirvana, at least, was entertaining

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:31 PM (qCMvj)

115 interesting choice for a supposedly 'right' leaning network...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:24 PM

We're talking about the network that hired Gerry Rivers, Juan Williams and Sheppie-Poo Smith.

And your question is...?

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 16, 2015 01:31 PM (JaVx+)

116 See, when I said the crazies come out in election season I was right!

Posted by: Juan McVain at July 16, 2015 01:31 PM (DkJ4E)

117 Meghan McCain, proof that god has a sense of humor.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:31 PM (sgrzZ)

118 OMG - like totally!

More vomit like Heraldo and Williams.

To what end?
Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (u49WF)

diversity and tolerance

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (qCMvj)

119 You know, if she comes here and tries to 'jump to the bottom' of the post, we're all screwed.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (qmvJE)

120 I give her 90 days. I'm sure they weren't dumb enough to give the little twit a contract.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (xWW96)

121 I'm pretty sure some dick was sucked in the making of this deal.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 01:20 PM (P/xrJ)

Why would Ear Leader do that for the daughter of his former opponent? Oh yeah, he likes the taste.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who sees Four Lights at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (6Cw49)

122 MMMMM...Booobies.

And other superfluous nonsense.

But mostly Booooobies.

And emoticons.

And Booobies

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (NpXoL)

123 Her new show will be called "Motorboatin with Meggy Mac"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (81UWZ)

124 >> I am so pissed at SMOD.

Perhaps I can be of assistance?

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (NOIQH)

125 That solves the problem of leftover snacks in the green room.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 16, 2015 01:32 PM (IdCqF)

126 "Pellucid."

Prolix.

Posted by: letitbeme at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (K/MPD)

127 Imagine that low-life Geraldo, crumbs in mustache and reeking of vodka, fawning over her.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (GGCsk)

128 Curt Cobain was once called "The spokesman for GenX", let's hope she emulates him.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Bullshit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (VY8H5)

129
Somebody is being an asskiss, I see.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (RMCnO)

130 Note to Fox: "Fair and Balanced" doesn't need to include the bovine point of view.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (8ZskC)

131 MMMMM...Booobies.

And other superfluous nonsense

You are calling boobies superfluous nonsense?

I challenge thee!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (/Ho8c)

132 So she's gonna do the show from the basement of her parent's house?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (UhRGU)

133 you know, Hitler and Stalin "won public fame". WTF does that even mean???

I can see FattyDumbGirl McCain as Stalin ( with marginally better hair )

Posted by: James Joyce, dead Irishman at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (8CdUx)

134

she will be the new scold to scream at republicans for nor being progressives

and then she will claim she is representative of a new young republican

gah

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (zOTsN)

135 Hey, usually I get redirected from AOSHQ when I'm using my iPhone to access the site, but my laptop just got attacked here as well. Symantec stopped the redirect.

Getting worse not better, it seems.

Posted by: MTF at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (DkJ4E)

136 So I guess this means Fox is serious about going after (MSNBC) Krystal Ball's audience?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

137 'How You All Disappointed Me Today, Conservatives'- with Meghan McCain and Shamey McChristian, the cleavage dwelling sockpuppet.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (9oC/Q)

138 The Grammar Gods must be terribly upset.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (GGCsk)

139 Because Geraldo isn't bad enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (493sH)

140 Well, they had a smidgen of credibility left so they must have decided to get rid of it.

Meghan McCain, I mean - c'mon.

Posted by: Austin in TX at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (GBY9g)

141 Don't think that I've got some Sugar Daddy. I'm not one of those Sugar Babies.

And I'm not in it for a big Payday. And I don't care if the audience Snickers at that. I'm not some Zero.

I have lots of good ideas. Good and Plenty of them.

Damn, writing makes me hungry.

*inhales a Butterfinger*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (2oWD2)

142 86 82 Can't wait for the sexual tension between her and Shep.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:26 PM (fWAjv)

They are both "strictly dickly" so...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)

*cough* Strap on *cough*

-apologizes to SMDH in advance

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)

143 Tonite, Meghan McCain will present 12 Tips To Getting A Date At Last Call In A Honky Tonk Bar.

Be sure and tune in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (42bRp)

144 Her name is spelled "Meghan"? Does the superfluous "h" make her name special?

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (JBggj)

145

shes gonna cover the Ariana Grande doughnut story

she likes doughnuts

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

146 Apropos of nothing but my aggravation, is MS putting some kind of bomb into the W7 Updates to convince us to go to W10? Twice in two weeks the MS Updater has trashed my system.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (rwI+c)

147 Apparently Meggie is 31. An extremely well-off 31, thanks to do Daddy. Yeah, my 19 yo can totally relate.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (2Mt9C)

148 OT Chattanooga - Man in silver Mustang with "big black gun" fired into the AFRC.

Shooter believed dead.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (XaTzU)

149 Wasn't Meggie involved in some venture where she traveled the highways and by-ways of middle America in a big-ass RV? Whatever happened to that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

150 So what is it with millenials electing chubby, mush-headed women with no writing talent as their spokespeople?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (xSCb6)

151 109
Fox figured it needed someone with bigger tits than Beckel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

You say that as if it's a BAD thing....Everyone likes a nice set of ta's to look at, while your pocket is getting picked.

Posted by: BlaxPac at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (xj/Iq)

152 Exactly what demo are they going after with this move?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (GGCsk)

153 That solves the problem of leftover snacks in the green room.

And the reception area, the news room, the offices...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (4WhSY)

154 So she's gonna do the show from the basement of her parent's house?

Better yet, the cold room at one of mom's beer distributor

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (sgrzZ)

155 138 The Grammar Gods must be terribly upset.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (GGCsk)

Like, I literally vomited my lungs out!

Posted by: Meaghan "What do you mean no more dim sum?" McCain at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

156

she will be on hand to tell us who is "hot"

and how they should defer to the Grand Uteri Hillary

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)

157 Not in my city!

Posted by: Teh Batman at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (7Kbxu)

158 not pellucid, man

moribund. This thread, unfortunately, is moribund.

Posted by: James Joyce, dead Irishman at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (8CdUx)

159 pellucid

Oooo, an exotic dish! Does it go well with bacon?

Posted by: Megan McFatass at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (2ap0X)

160 148 OT Chattanooga - Man in silver Mustang with "big black gun" fired into the AFRC.

Shooter believed dead

Lone wolf confederate flag waving tea partier I bet...

Posted by: donna at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (hUdMz)

161 I once entered myself in a State Fair as a butter sculpture of John McCain's daughter.

Won.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (2oWD2)

162 Meggie will keep us abreast of the news.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (XaTzU)

163 I still remember when David Burge scorched her when she railed against Sanford for being an adulterer:

"If it weren't for adulterous politicians, you wouldn't be here."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (cD1Y4)

164 Hold on. She has a radio show as well???

Who the hell listens to her?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (fWAjv)

165 The really funny thing is all of those movement conservatives who figured that I was one of them, instead of being the cynical opportunistic self-aggrandizing mercenary asshole that I actually am.

Surprise!!!

Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (Gvtxy)

166 As I think I've said, when you get the sadz about the Millennials (as I often do), remember that some of them did and continue to do a darn fine job in the Sandbox.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (vgIRn)

167 54 and I thought that only happened to me!

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (6xtq3)

168 >>So she's gonna do the show from the basement of her parent's house?

From hers would be so much more entertaining:

http://www.latimes.com/home/hometours/
la-hm-mccain-20150117-story.html#page=1

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

169 I'm sure people will tune in to hear Meghan babble on.

Look, consider hiring her to be a payoff to her old man, much like how developers contribute to local politicians. It is sad, it is sordid, but it is how politics has been forever and ever and likely will be forever. Chelsea Clinton got the same treatment and likely for the same reason.

Seriously - what use is she actually except to be staked out as bait for a tiger?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

170

traveling the high way and by ways tunred into drunk road trip I will bet

how long until she accuses someone of misogyny?

or insists that Bruce Jenner is the new face of the republican party

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (zOTsN)

171 OT Erlanger hospital in Chattanooga is asking for blood donations.

Posted by: some random meathead at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (XaTzU)

172 I would suggest for fascinating first show an interview with Chelsea Clinton, who was also a journalist and voice for millennials. I know nobody here would want to miss that one.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (1BQGO)

173 So Fox is hiring one of the McCain crazies...

Posted by: donna at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (hUdMz)

174 Finally! A fag hag on staff here!

ON STAFF!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (2oWD2)

175 Obama Not Waiting For Congressional Review On Iran Deal Before Going For UN Resolution

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 01:27 PM (VY8H5)

The MFM to call it an imperial presidency in 5 (centuries), 4 (centuries)...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (493sH)

176 149 Wasn't Meggie involved in some venture where she traveled the highways and by-ways of middle America in a big-ass RV? Whatever happened to that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

Kept stopping at every Golden Corral and couldn't get anywhere.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 16, 2015 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

177 What's the latest on Paris Hilton?

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (JBggj)

178 for your amusement:

http://tinyurl.com/qjf8w3q

Posted by: mallfly at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (qSIlh)

179

all I remember is her being an embarrassment to watch

how long's it been? has she grown up more?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (qCMvj)

180
Lone wolf confederate flag waving tea partier I bet...

Posted by: donna

It's possible. There was evidence of high tensions and unrest in the area this past weekend.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (/Ho8c)

181 >>Exactly what demo are they going after with this move?

Krystal Ball's audience.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

182 She's a future congressman, I'm telling you

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (isBrq)

183 She'll be hosting a new Sunday morning political talk show:

Tits Week with Meghan McCain

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

184 she sat around in shorts talking to her dad on her pivot show.

Posted by: north and judd at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (fuuVo)

185 Better yet, the cold room at one of mom's beer distributor

Now I kind of envy her.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)

186 Meghan McCain is All About That Bass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

Posted by: Meghan Trainer at July 16, 2015 01:38 PM (GrXXa)

187 Who here remembers the "Haagen-Dazs stuffed pork chop" rant?

That he later felt bad about?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (ZvKdv)

188 >>> Since Ace just got here and I don't want him in a bad mood today, I'll say it:

Lots of stuff gets covered here. There's a thing called the Internet if you don't like what Ace wrote about I'm sure someone else has posted on your cause d'jour.

Seriously how many times does this have to be said. I used to think Ace was kind of losing his shit about nothing until I realized how fucking often it happens. I'd be irritated too.

...

thanks for noticing this.

It is something.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (bhepQ)

189 It's possible. There was evidence of high tensions and unrest in the area this past weekend.

Really? Why Military then?

Posted by: donna at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (hUdMz)

190

how long until she does a special report on "fat shaming"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

191 WTF? Oh well. Back the bread and circuses phase of the republic.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (eObHQ)

192 the WI supremes have shut down 'John Doe' """investigations"""

Posted by: James Joyce, dead Irishman at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (8CdUx)

193 Well, with one hire they cover several "constituencies":
1.Dolts
2. Dunces
3. Idiots
4. Subliterate Imbeciles
5. Moron Children of Adultery
6. Ignorant Proto-Strippers

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (/BV4k)

194 Can you imagine a Meet The Press-style shindig with Chelsea and Meghan?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (kmtse)

195 Shep?

Bitch I'm turning your Newsbridge into a buffet !

Posted by: Meaghan at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (XaTzU)

196

ah, she's 31 ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (qCMvj)

197 OT Erlanger hospital in Chattanooga is asking for blood donations.

Posted by: some random meathead

That's not good. God be with the injured and their families.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (/Ho8c)

198 People's Cube deserves some sort of award.

Posted by: Feh at July 16, 2015 01:39 PM (XOVCJ)

199 sometimes i suspect leftwing orgs are just paying trolls to come in and troll me with the 'Why are you writing about this thing" because they know it will ruin my output for the day.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (bhepQ)

200 I still remember when David Burge scorched her when she railed against Sanford for being an adulterer:

"If it weren't for adulterous politicians, you wouldn't be here."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (cD1Y4)

I'm sure it went right over her empty head

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (493sH)

201 Maybe ace deserves to have to hear that insipid twat's inane commentary, but I don't.

So glad I cancelled my cable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (kGrdk)

202 Hey, fuck you ace!

Some of us millenials don't even know what pellucid means, but it doesn't sound nice.

also, Meghan McCain speaks for herself and that's it. Fox is beclowning themselves if they think Ms Entitlement whose Daddy is a Senator speaks for anyone other than herself.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

203 Will Meggie Mac last longer on teevee than Chelsea Canklita?

Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (lsKGH)

204 Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Posted by: West at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (6E2GS)

205 Really? Why Military then?

Posted by: donna

I don't know. Crazy people do crazy things.

Then there is tin foil hat stuff, too.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (/Ho8c)

206 There's been plenty of talk about our doomed future on the blog. If Megan McCain really is "the voice of GOP millenials", the nation is screwed.

I hope she sports that tattoo she talked about getting..." Buy the ticket, ride the rise". Hopefully she was talking about motorboating...

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 16, 2015 01:41 PM (mx9Nd)

207 152 Exactly what demo are they going after with this move?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:35 PM (GGCsk)

___________________________

I've narrowed it down to:
1) Meghan McCain twitter followers
2) Married men in their 40s with ugly wives
3) Invalids that can't find the remote control

Posted by: CozMark at July 16, 2015 01:41 PM (52QgN)

208 19 She'll work for chocolate covered peanuts.

Posted by: Dang at July 16, 2015 01:19 PM (2oWD2)

The smart pills are under the rabbit hutch, Meggie Mac.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 01:41 PM (NtqcO)

209

I am pretty sure millenials do not know nor care who she is

she is an old farts idea of "you young people"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:41 PM (zOTsN)

210 "Millennials want gay marriage, they're all gay. Meghan wants gay marriage, she writes books with the word 'sexy' in the their titles. Dammit, what are you waiting for? hire that woman!"

Posted by: Feh at July 16, 2015 01:41 PM (XOVCJ)

211 I suggested to Bill that we should become lovers, to get revenge. But he wasn't interested.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (xkSSa)

212 SHE'S EATING PEOPLE IN THE GREEN ROOM!

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (Vf5rR)

213 I watch Fox News when I go to visit my mother. Otherwise I'd have to talk or something.

Posted by: Caliban at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (DrC22)

214 Hard to believe anyone could traipse around on this dirt ball for 31 years with such unpolluted ignorance. She is accomplished, after all.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (xWW96)

215 so, ace, why are you writing about Mee-gan McCain????

heh

Posted by: James Joyce, dead Irishman at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (8CdUx)

216 Wow Man! Now that fat ugly pig women are back in fashion I don't feel so bad!

Groovy!

Posted by: Zombie Momma Cass at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (D0NZx)

217 Did someone mention Krystal Ball? A chance to repost my fave Krystal pictures!

Meggie will never beat out Krystal Ball. Never.

http://bit.ly/1nmHg8S

Posted by: MTF at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (DkJ4E)

218 She's a silver spoon with the word "Repulbican" written on it in crayon. Spelled that way.

Someone should dig up that review of her embarrassingly bad book.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 01:42 PM (bLnSU)

219 Gee Whiz!!!
Another Valley speaker...
Went to the same English Language courses as Carolyn (like) (Um) Kennedy

Posted by: Old enough to be checking out before the Apocalyps at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (/WmRg)

220
my 19 year old doesnt know her

shes a bit long in the tooth to speak for "the young voter"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

221
sometimes i suspect leftwing orgs are just paying trolls to come in and
troll me with the 'Why are you writing about this thing" because they
know it will ruin my output for the day.

Posted by: ace

It's your place, write what you want, man. If people don't like it, they can read something else or lurk in the comments.

I don't always feel engaged by some topics, but doesn't bother me.

You keep doin' you.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (/Ho8c)

222
I can actually tolerate Julie Roginski (sp?). She at least attempts intelligence.

But ya, I'm kinda getting done with FNC. Too bad.

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (u49WF)

223 Posted by: Old enough to be checking out before the Apocalyps at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (/WmRg)

She's in that narrow age band where all the women speak like Britney Spears.

I'd ages say 29-33 or so.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (AkOaV)

224 Oh dear, shit's about to get real

Posted by: Mornon who always thinks that shit's about to get real at July 16, 2015 01:23 PM (Spluw)

Come on in! The old Outrage Outlet has all of the leftover pyrotechnics for a classic flame war!

Aloe gel is in Aisle Four with the rest of the first aid supplies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

225 I got her into Columbia. STFU, plebes!

Posted by: John Lord McCain at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (XOVCJ)

226 >>Can you imagine a Meet The Press-style shindig with Chelsea and Meghan

Don't forget Luke Russert, Ronan Farrow, and Peter Doocy.

OK, Peter Doocy isn't so bad, but he certainly got a leg up at Fox.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

227 She ate the vending machines! THE VENDING MACHINES!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (2oWD2)

228 Why? Just Why?

Posted by: Iblis at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (9221z)

229 Link to my photobucket with flipped semi on north bound Dallas North Toll Road at IH-635

http://bit.ly/1SpH2vb

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (rj3Mq)

230 I always assumed Ms McCain just wrote articles for Salon.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (VndSC)

231 I wonder if the contract includes meals? Could bankrupt Murdoch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (u1NJn)

232 May Geraldo could cover the event in which they finally determine if you CAN put lipstick on a pig.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (Vf5rR)

233 Seriously - can we see her bewbs?

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (6xtq3)

234 sometimes i suspect leftwing orgs are just paying trolls to come in and troll me with the 'Why are you writing about this thing" because they know it will ruin my output for the day.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:40 PM (bhepQ)

that's why I wonder why you let it bother you

my theory has always been, if people are ugly, they aren't worth the notice. I've never expended any energy in addressing bullies or mean people. They are nothing to me. Especially on the internet. Nada, just some angry tool at a keyboard.

I would think our overwhelming love and devotion would tip the balance in the "not give a sh*t what the others say".

I guess I just have a different outlook. Bad people get no notice from me. What's the point?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (qCMvj)

235 I guess they hired her because all her chefs are gay. (Sorry, lame attempt to cross streams.)

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

236 by the time I was 30 I had actually done stuff

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)

237 >>>shes a bit long in the tooth to speak for "the young voter"

the only good thing about getting older is that every day I age, Meghan McCain ages 1.5 days

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (bhepQ)

238 Meghan McCain, hotter than Chelsea Clinton. Other than that, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Speller at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (hHs1b)

239 The Fair and Balanced channel need someone to balance the intelligent and articulate side.

Also to be fair to special needs people.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (laMCB)

240
"Some of us millenials don't even know what pellucid means, but it doesn't sound nice. "

If only the ancient technology of the dictionary could somehow be stapled to the tubes of the interweb and one could learn a new vocabulary word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (JtwS4)

241 233 Seriously - can we see her bewbs?
Posted by: Weasel
-------------

This is Fox News, after all. At least side-boobage

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (VndSC)

242 I guess I just have a different outlook. Bad people get no notice from me. What's the point?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:44 PM (qCMvj)

Seriously. Especially on the internet.

I think ace is just trying to come up with an excuse to walk away from the computer and enjoy the gorgeous weather.

You don't need an excuse, just open the door and walk in to the sunlight.

Kind of like a smoke break, but without the smoking.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)

243 Ace, for every leftist troll there are a hundred morons and ettes who like what you're serving. Ignore the trolls.

Posted by: Feh at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (XOVCJ)

244 >>sometimes i suspect leftwing orgs are just paying trolls to come in and
troll me with the 'Why are you writing about this thing" because they
know it will ruin my output for the day.

Or they're just being dicks.

There's been so much bad news in the past few weeks (especially w/Iran deal and PP ghouls yesterday), I appreciate a break to blow off some steam mocking people like Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (NOIQH)

245 PUNY SHEP! MEGHAN SMASH !

GWAARGGHHH!

Posted by: Meghan at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (XaTzU)

246
MMMMM...Booobies.

And other superfluous nonsense

You are calling boobies superfluous nonsense?

I challenge thee!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:33 PM (/Ho8c)

Let me be perfectly clear...I'll take my booobies as superflously as I can. There can never be too much superflatude when it come to boooobies!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (NpXoL)

247 If only the ancient technology of the dictionary could somehow be stapled to the tubes of the interweb and one could learn a new vocabulary word.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (JtwS4)

I was told to never google anything I read on aoshq.

I thought that was in the style guide -- has it been updated?!

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (AkOaV)

248 She asked the panel to sit on her boobs! HER BOOBS!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (2oWD2)

249 artisinal 'ette: A few trolls can really drag a thread down, disrupt the conversation, or just get people looking elsewhere.

That's why the hedge trimmers need to come out.

You're kind of right about letting it get to you, but, you know, human.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bLnSU)

250

she is too old for this job

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (zOTsN)

251 There are people who bitch about blog owners' editorial choices all over the internet. This isn't the only place I see it. If you aren't interested in a topic, go read something else. Takes less energy than typing up whinging comments about how the content choices aren't to your liking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (2Ojst)

252 We'll see about that "strictly dickly" stuff. I can turn any woman.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (xkSSa)

253 >.my theory has always been, if people are ugly, they aren't worth the notice. I've never expended any energy in addressing bullies or mean people. They are nothing to me. Especially on the internet. Nada, just some angry tool at a keyboard.

yeah, i was indeed about to blow my stack, and decided that the other commenters probably didn't need to see that for the 100th time.

so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

254 She's just too pleased with herself and her complete, echoing, glazed-stare ignorance.

She's like a flatworm with eyelashes and a Senator for a daddy. One dimensional Meghan.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (/BV4k)

255 If she were to dress appropriately, maybe we just turn the sound down and watch her jiggle.

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (6xtq3)

256 She's as young and hip (and white) as the Democrat frontrunners so she has that going for her.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (fWAjv)

257 238 Meghan McCain, hotter than Chelsea Clinton. Other than that, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Speller at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (hHs1b)

Dry ice: Hotter than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (NtqcO)

258 248 She asked the panel to sit on her boobs! HER BOOBS!!!
Posted by: SHEP! at July 16, 2015 01:46 PM (2oWD2)

That might actually be worth watching.

Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (cbfNE)

259 I've narrowed it down to:

The 2,644 people who bougt her book. Because they are thougt-leaders.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (J0IP0)

260 How in the hell did she get a job there in the first place? I know its about ratings and star power, but she has zero and cannot possibly help with ratings.

That had to be some intern's idea or someone fresh out of college.

"We need someone young, someone hip, someone to bring in the youth crowd. Beazley, you there, who is a Republican that young people listen to?"

"... uh, Meghan McCain is on twitter a lot, I guess"

"Genius! Get Whats her face from HR on the phone."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (39g3+)

261 237 >>>shes a bit long in the tooth to speak for "the young voter"

the only good thing about getting older is that every day I age, Meghan McCain ages 1.5 days
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:45 PM (bhepQ)

Imagine the RealAge of her heart...

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

262 Super excited to be signing on with the Fox team!

I'm looking forward to in-depth discussions of the young Republican view on key issues of our time, including gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, and gay marriage.

Also, gay marriage.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (Gvtxy)

263 Meghan McCain on Fox? Apparently we now torture people.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (Vf5rR)

264 Chattanooga police tweet "Active Shooter Situation Over", from FOXnews.com.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (/Ho8c)

265 Has it only been 100 times?

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96)

266 They could pair Meghan with Martin Bashir and call it:

Deuce and a Half.

Ok, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (oFCZn)

267 I will admit to not wanting to mock the daft, muddle-headed and borderline retarded Ms. McCain, due in large part to a former girlfriend having been somewhat Rubinesque in proportions. However, said girlfriend was smart, funny, intelligent, knowledgeable and fun to be around. Meghan, on the other hand, is moronic, narcissistic, self-important midwit whose only claims to fame are 1) her father's last name and 2) her big jugs. As much as I like boobies, the fact that they reside on HER pretty much kill any possible attraction they might have had for me, owing in large part to Meghan's ignorant and sophomoric OMG! pronouncements which, according to some, I'm supposed to treat as words engraved on stone tablets. Words dribble out of her mouth like half-chewed food from a drunkard's mouth: half-digested and disgusting. Were she to shed her clothes and pass out in a stupor on the floor of the Fox News studio and then shit herself on the floor, it would likely be more sensible than whatever "wisdom" issues from her oversized, overly painted, never fucking closes, pie hole. Were she to permanently lose her voice, the collective IQ of this planet would rise several decades, due to the massive blackhole of dumbfuckery created whenever she excretes some noisy, useless pablum.

What can I say? I was feeling nice for a change.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM (MT22W)

268 I can actually tolerate Julie Roginski (sp?). She at least attempts intelligence.

But ya, I'm kinda getting done with FNC. Too bad.

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 01:43 PM (u49WF)

I just pull what I want to see from my Roku box.

They have everything segmented, so I don't have to watch full shows. Except RedEye, which is pretty good so far with Shillue as host. I don't miss Greg, oddly.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (qCMvj)

269 The next time people are eating each other in the Superdome Meghan can report right from the table.
==========
I think "stable" works just as well for the last word there.

Also, so what bill which benefits Fox is it that requires John McCain's support?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (ZvKdv)

270 for every leftist troll there are a hundred morons and ettes who like what you're serving.

Based on the site numbers? More like tens of thousands.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (39g3+)

271 just too pleased with herself and her complete, echoing, glazed-stare ignorance.

That seems to be a Millennial trait, unfortunately.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (/Ho8c)

272 I actually really dislike watching TV, I usually don't even watch clips online (30 seconds of content and 3 minutes of blah blah blah).

I would watch Maggie Mac on Megyn Kelly's show, just in case Megyn got all medieval on Mags.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (bLnSU)

273
I was told to never google anything I read on aoshq.

I thought that was in the style guide -- has it been updated?!

That is true with respect to comments. If teh 'wok is putting you knowledge you ought to avail yourself of it.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide Compliance Division at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (JtwS4)

274 >>pellucid

I was told there would be no big words.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2015 01:50 PM (OGm46)

275

I mean

she has launched directly from cute and chubby to blousey

nobody likes blousey. Ask Shelly Winters

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:50 PM (zOTsN)

276 FNC hired McCain for her cleverness, because Toure wasn't available.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 01:50 PM (VndSC)

277 I guess I wasn't aware she was on Fox because... I don't watch Fox. Or really, any network TV, unless its available On Demand. And rarely, then.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 01:50 PM (39g3+)

278 Could we have John E or Ace liveblog Meggie Mac's first appearance as a contributor?

Why?

Because God hates you guys, that's why

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2015 01:50 PM (GrXXa)

279 going after Meghan is like 'shooting wamprats back home in the my T-16, they aren't bigger than two meters,' doesn't require too much effort, of course it's a turn toward the Brawndo, after they dismissed the Huntress,

Posted by: admiral marcus at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (0u/CC)

280 PUNY SHEP! MEGHAN SMASH !

GWAARGGHHH!

Posted by: Meghan

lamo

Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (/Ho8c)

281 Meggers?

Is it going to be Fox Bewbs now?

Ok by me. Just turn off the volume and stare at the sweater puppies.

Sometimes I wish GF's had that option....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (nqiq9)

282 Could bankrupt Murdoch.

Or this is an f-u to his sons?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (J0IP0)

283 Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide Compliance Division at July 16, 2015 01:49 PM (JtwS4)

Shit, okay. I'll make a note of that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (AkOaV)

284 One dimensional Meghan.

With those boobs she is most certainly 3-D

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (sgrzZ)

285 One dimensional Meghan.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword

Does this look one dimensional?!? *starts violently shaking her fat thighs - immediately gets winded - passes out*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (2oWD2)

286 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

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Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (hLRSq)

287
so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs

We have a lovely room for you. Please to enjoy the ice filled bath.

Posted by: Haiti Board of Tourism at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (JtwS4)

288 I will admit to not wanting to mock the daft,
muddle-headed and borderline retarded Ms. McCain, due in large part to a
former girlfriend having been somewhat Rubinesque in proportions.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 01:48 PM

She looked like Jerry Rubin?

Dude....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (JaVx+)

289 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

--
Go on...

Posted by: Dr. Nucatola, Prenatal Parts director at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (cbfNE)

290
Give credit to Ace - this Meghan McCain thing is comic relief.
Like watching Secratariat John Kerry lick his lizard lips every 12 seconds or so. Or counting how many times Cankles says "ah . . ah". You have to still laugh at how F'ed we are.

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (u49WF)

291
I mean nobody any where has ever said "I like her. Shes blousey"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

292 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.

*sigh*

Posted by: Chris Simms at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (ZKzrr)

293

I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (HSmrB)

294
Remember when Leon Wolfe reviewed her book? Her parents shd get a refund for her education.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (iQIUe)

295 267 Dude - epic!

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (6xtq3)

296 Hillary Clinton has no comment...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (cjgnX)

297 Ya know, some women have um, "fascinations" and fetishes concerning gay porn, you know. Similar evidently to some sad men's weird fascinations with fake lesbian porn.

I would wager a dollar that Meghan and the millenial female gay marriage/gay television show/gay fashion one-trick-ponies are just basically fixated on some fetish concerning multiple penetration and fecal doohickeys.

It makes a perverse kind of sense, and women like Meghan are nothing but perverse.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (/BV4k)

298 Lena Dunham felt chubby on stage with Taylor Swift and all her leggy friends. Heh. She should have felt like a fat assed midget ogre with the voice of a squawking buzzard.

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2015 01:52 PM (xWW96)

299 She looked like Jerry Rubin?

Dude....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 16, 2015 01:51 PM (JaVx+)

I was a physics major. My options were...limited.

"Female" who would go out with me: "YOU USE TO TOUCH MY HUMP A DIFFERENT WAY!!!"

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 01:53 PM (MT22W)

300 I don't miss Greg, oddly.

Greg's new show seems a lot like his old show. But I don't watch it much--only when I'm in a hotel room, since I don't get cable at home.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:53 PM (J0IP0)

301 "Man, I just need to hear more pellucid thinking from the millennials."

THAT was rich!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2015 01:53 PM (i0ykY)

302 Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

Gad. ""I'm a big fan of Lena Dunham..." tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 16, 2015 01:53 PM (laMCB)

303 Will she be using her stage name, Meghan McCan's?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (GGCsk)

304 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (xkSSa)

305 They have everything segmented, so I don't have to watch full shows. Except RedEye, which is pretty good so far with Shillue as host. I don't miss Greg, oddly.

Gutfeld has turned into a dour, unfunny, RINO scold.

I swear this is some kind of Pod Greg. Used to really like that guy. FOX finally ruined him.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (7ObY1)

306 303 Will she be using her stage name, Meghan McCan's?
Posted by: Marcus T
---------------------

They are going to install a brass pole in the studio.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (VndSC)

307 Hillary Clinton?

CHEEBUS- I meant CHELSEA has no comment

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (cjgnX)

308 I was told there would be no big words.

No big words, but several ponderous and voluminous ones.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 01:54 PM (J0IP0)

309 286 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

If anyone besides Mr O'Spades had posted that, the snark and carnage would have been endless.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 01:55 PM (nqiq9)

310 Ace, you got some spleening to do!

Posted by: Ricky Riccardo at July 16, 2015 01:55 PM (2oWD2)

311

and what millenials does she know?

all she knows are trust fund babies who are still living off daddy like herself (really mommys money and daddys connections)

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

312 "241 233 Seriously - can we see her bewbs?
Posted by: Weasel
-------------

This is Fox News, after all. At least side-boobage"

Wouldn't fit on a 60" TV.

Posted by: West at July 16, 2015 01:55 PM (6E2GS)

313 >>sometimes i suspect leftwing orgs are just paying trolls to come in and troll me with the 'Why are you writing about this thing" because they know it will ruin my output for the day.

Well if you want something that will make you smile, read the WI SC decision regarding the Walker case. I'm not a lawyer but it seems to be one hell of smack down toward the government.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (OGm46)

314 *whispers into microphone*

We're about to send a probe underneath Megan McCain's boobs. Let's watch what happens..."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (oFCZn)

315 ( * Y * )
If only these were brains!!1!!

Posted by: meeeghan mccain at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (kivUY)

316 So what will the Meghan Effect be for Fox?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (UYZgt)

317 I can't wait to get educated by someone from the generation that gave us the $300,000 Barista / liberal arts degree.

Posted by: Kristophr at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (6fIOn)

318 >>I will admit to not wanting to mock the daft,
muddle-headed and borderline retarded Ms. McCain, due in large part to a
former girlfriend having been somewhat Rubinesque in proportions

There's plenty to mock about what she says.

Yes, it seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

However, Meghan is one in a long line of idiots the MSM selects to trot out as the "conservative voice" on their various shows, like Andrew Sullivan, Joe Scarborough and Michael Steele. This is intentionally filling their quota w/the weakest possible representative of the conservative side.

She's not harmless because she taking a spot that should be filled by an intelligent, persuasive conservative voice.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (NOIQH)

319

in what way is she any different in outlook from Lena Dunham

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)

320 So, we have a segment where Meaghan interviews Hillary Clinton, right? And then they start drinking mai tais and giggling, right? And then they both complain about how HOT the lights are and start taking off their clothes! Do you see where I'm going with this?

Posted by: Desperate Meaghan show writer at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

321 Posted by: physics geek

That was beautiful.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (4WhSY)

322 286 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

Hello Planned Parenthood? I understand your looking for organs?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (sgrzZ)

323 Dack, that is called Beneath the Mountains of Madness.

Roll for sanity check.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (UYZgt)

324 What difference, at this point, does it make?

*looks at her fat ass in the mirror and eats another box of eclairs*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (2oWD2)

325 Hope this means she will move back to NY and give LA a break.

She's almost 31. When does she stop being young? Has she done anything noteworthy besides be annoying? Maybe she can interview her pal the nazi, Tia Tequila, aka, Hitila?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (iQIUe)

326 Do you see where I'm going with this?

Straight to the vomitorium.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 16, 2015 01:57 PM (ZKzrr)

327
She's not harmless because she taking a spot that should be filled by an intelligent, persuasive conservative voice.

Like maybe a ginger midget what sounds like Sarah Palin?

Posted by: Haiti Board of Tourism at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (JtwS4)

328 Y'know, a millenial like me really REALLY doesn't want a millenial like her speaking for me.

Posted by: sombrastewart at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (k28vq)

329 Please God, give her a spot where there are live callers.

I'll call and ask if she's happy with her foison bosoms.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (GGCsk)

330 so i'm just contenting myself that i have a full set of organs and not just a spleen, as some do.
Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 01:47 PM (bhepQ)

exactly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (qCMvj)

331 Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 01:53 PM (MT22W)

She looks more like a Reuben because she dines rather...enthusiastically.

Wait...where did the menus go? And the creamer? And the waitress!

Quick! Call 911 and tell them to send the jaws of life!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (hLRSq)

332
Fox Hires Meghan McCain as "Contributor," For Some Reason

Fox intends to sit her in a chair on the set at Stage Left to keep the carpet from bunching up.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (kdS6q)

333 So what will the Meghan Effect be for Fox?

Posted by: Anna Puma

The network! It's tipping over!!!

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at July 16, 2015 01:58 PM (2oWD2)

334 Oops, I meant to own @327, not sock it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (JtwS4)

335

Ms McCain is older than Dakota Meyer

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (zOTsN)

336 I wouldn't waste the time to watch Meghan McCain pretend to be knowledgeable on the news, not even if they were to broadcast Ronda Rousey putting her in an arm bar and choking her unconscious in a vat of whipped cream and chocolate pudding five days a week.

I mean, it would be tempting, but I have principles.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (iIzG7)

337 translation:
gay gay gay gaygay gay

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (SIR0/)

338 So Foxnews is going for looks over intellect. Who knew.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (GGCsk)

339
From the way she speaks and acts, I thought she was around 18.
I was stunned to learn she is 30. I have watered things smarter than her.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (gmjUl)

340 319 "
in what way is she any different in outlook from Lena Dunham "

Uh, she hasn't defended serial, compulsive, incestous pedophilic rape yet?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 01:59 PM (/BV4k)

341 Baltimore's "Safe Streets" Raided

Heh.

This Ain't Hell

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (kmtse)

342 She's not harmless because she taking a spot that should be filled by an intelligent, persuasive conservative voice.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (NOIQH)

incestual replacements

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (qCMvj)

343
Allahpundit would do her. Ace, otoh, wd have to have at least 2 Appletinis first.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (iQIUe)

344
Fox Hires Meghan McCain as "Contributor," For Some Reason

Daddy! I wanna another TV job!

But Meghan honey....

Daddy! Now!

Ok Punkin, I'll call Rupert.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (kdS6q)

345 I could understand Panera hiring her just to have someone to smack around, but not FOX news.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (P/xrJ)

346 Like maybe a ginger midget what sounds like Sarah Palin?

Breaking News Fox - Today the Haitian capital of Port au Prince was overrun by raptors and emus. There is mass pandemonium as the beasts savage the three shacks built by the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (UYZgt)

347 Fox Hires Meghan McCain as "Contributor," For Some Reason

Funny, the EPA calls her that in their CO2 emissions report.

Posted by: Dang at July 16, 2015 02:01 PM (2oWD2)

348 Meg's yearning to be accepted by the progressive tribe is matched only by her niggling jones for a chicken salad sandwich and a diet coke.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2015 02:01 PM (NpXoL)

349 So what will the Meghan Effect be for Fox?

We won't know for certain until their next hire, who will actually be Megan Fox.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 02:01 PM (J0IP0)

350 This is going to be the voice of younger Republicans? A person who writes in crayon and has the grammar of a 2nd grader?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2015 02:01 PM (GGCsk)

351 Ace, otoh, wd have to have at least 2 Appletinis first.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (iQIUe)

Nah. Ace would grudge-fuck her in a ValuRite minute.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:01 PM (nqiq9)

352 Ace obviously went to school with Zim and Dib. Full set of organs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (UYZgt)

353 Fox is going to team her with Shep to make him look smarter.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (sgrzZ)

354 My strongest memory of Meghan McCain is of her posting a picture shoving her clevage at the camera and then complaining that people were talking about her boobs.

It encapsulated so much of what annoys me about too many women that I just can't respect her at all no matter what she does or says. Stop looking at my milky white prominent bosoms I'm pushing up at you!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (39g3+)

355 Fox Hires Meghan McCain as "Contributor," For Some Reason

--

Murdoch lost a bet?

Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (cbfNE)

356 >I will admit to not wanting to mock the daft,
muddle-headed and borderline retarded Ms. McCain, due in large part to a
former girlfriend having been somewhat Rubinesque in proportions

There's plenty to mock about what she says.

Yes, it seems like shooting fish in a barrel.

However, Meghan is one in a long line of idiots the
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 01:56 PM (NOIQH)

I left out a word. What I MEANT to say was:

"I will admit to not wanting to mock the daft,
muddle-headed and borderline retarded Ms. McCain's weight."

The rest of her is entirely mockable except, and here I'll look lazy, it's just Too. Easy. Seriously, mocking Meghan McCain takes less brain cells than it does for me to pinch off a loaf in the toilet. To be fair, my leavings COULD be used as fertilizer, which gives my leavings a 1-0 advantage in the contest against "Meghan McCain's Useful Talents".

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (MT22W)

357 Meghan McCain..., and here's why.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at July 16, 2015 02:02 PM (Ilm6f)

358

shes almost 31

arent her ingenue days looooonnnnggggg gone

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

359 >>It encapsulated so much of what annoys me about too many women that I just can't respect her at all no matter what she does or says. Stop looking at my milky white prominent bosoms I'm pushing up at you!!!!

Yep, it's the Slut Walk mentality.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 02:03 PM (NOIQH)

360 Point of order isn't Meghan closer to a genXer? Maybe a generation Y, but I'm sure she is too old to be a millennial. In addition to the fact that she is a media/DNC suckup just like her old man.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 16, 2015 02:03 PM (iA/+T)

361 Stop looking at my milky white prominent bosoms I'm pushing up at you!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Those are your boobs? I thought you were showing me a road map.

Posted by: Dang at July 16, 2015 02:04 PM (2oWD2)

362 I'd of rathered they hired Cher for the position. Her tweets are moar entertaining, and the fact that the cameramen would have to wear faceshields to protect from the projectile spittling emitted by her -- Now that's entertainment.

Meghan McCain -- Voted most likely to win a special mention at the Arkansas State Fair hog calling contest.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 02:04 PM (o0nNm)

363 I Can't Even

with Meghan McCain

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 02:04 PM (oFCZn)

364 I'm sort of grateful to Fox, if it keeps her from raping the English language with her writing.

Posted by: Texas Dan at July 16, 2015 02:04 PM (3Elut)

365 She's a staunch staunch staunch conservative. And I mean a conservatives conservative. Did I say staunch?

Posted by: John McLamo at July 16, 2015 02:04 PM (EF0QK)

366 Posted by: PaleRider at July 16, 2015 02:03 PM (iA/+T)

I believe she barely makes the cut off. Early 1980s-Early 2000s birth years are generally accepted.

She was born in 1984.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (AkOaV)

367

oh I get it

when daddy retires she is gonna take his seat

she wants visability with Republican voters

they want to be a "dynasty" too

her darling daddy said today that Trump has got the crazys all riled up

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

368 She's already 31? How long did the dimwit take to get her "Don't Know Fuck-All" degree from Stunned Duckling College?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (/BV4k)

369
I remember one time she posted that she flew back to Arizona and had the cab driver go out of his way to this taco shack first before taking her home b/c it had the bestest tacos in the world.

She had no idea how pathetic that sounded.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (iQIUe)

370 I'm sort of grateful to Fox, if it keeps her from raping the English language with her writing.

She's going to be on for fifteen minutes a day. She'll have more than enough time to hire one of the hobos Ace hasn't eaten to write her next book.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (J0IP0)

371 First MeggieMac effect: At least we could discuss bewbs right away and not wait until after 250 comments.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:06 PM (nqiq9)

372
Oh, come on! Ace is a real gentleman and pretty much a tea totaler.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:06 PM (iQIUe)

373 Haunch. Not "staunch".

"Haunch conservative"; i.e., one that feeds on entire haunches of cattle.

For lunch.

She's fat. Lol.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2015 02:06 PM (/BV4k)

374 Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

I should know this, but whats the minimum age to run for Senate?

30 or 35?

Because maybe that could explain why McCain is planning on dragging himself across the finishline for another race.

Or, rather, pretending to. He says he's planning on running so no one else jumps in. Sucks up all the money and endorsements, then steps aside and lets his daughter run for his seat?

Or he dies mid-term and has some agreement to get her appointed?

Hmm...

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (AkOaV)

375 She speaks up for me. You people don't know ship.

Posted by: Millenial Falcon at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (xkSSa)

376 Isn't Meghan in line to inherit a beer distributorship?

And has no one stepped up to take one for the team because of beer?

Wow Meghan, you really are a winner when Chelsea can attract a sperm donor and you can't.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (UYZgt)

377 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (iQIUe)

Mom couldn't send the beer truck?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (sgrzZ)

378
It's like dragging a piano across loose carpet.

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (u49WF)

379 Daddy! I wanna another TV job!

But Meghan honey....

Daddy! Now!

Ok Punkin, I'll call Rupert.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:00 PM (kdS6q)

Anyone remember the comedy show "The Edge"? They had a cast member in a recurring role who would randomly enter scenes and say "It's my daddy's show. I can do whatever I want." That's Meghan McCain in a nutshell.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (MT22W)

380

she is there to push for amnesty too I bet

"Im from Arizona blah blah blah"

"you will lose millennials if you oppose amnesty blah blah blah"

"largest growing group of young voters are hispanics blah blah blah"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (zOTsN)

381

Here's how repellant Megs is.

She's gonna inherit a hundred million -- easy and her husband would have a free ride to any political job he wants,

And STILL no man wants to put a ring on it. Not even one of her gay friends that needs a beard.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

382 She beat me to death with a rock once.

Posted by: McAbel at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (xkSSa)

383 The O RLY? Factor

Posted by: Meghan at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (XaTzU)

384 "...and stuff."

Posted by: General Zod at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (zLmTo)

385 ...He says he's planning on running so no one else jumps in...

He should have mentioned that to Kelli Ward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (4WhSY)

386 359 >>It encapsulated so much of what annoys me about too many women that I just can't respect her at all no matter what she does or says. Stop looking at my milky white prominent bosoms I'm pushing up at you!!!!

Yep, it's the Slut Walk mentality.
Posted by: Lizzy

I deconstructed that exact SlutWalk mentality back when SlutWalks were still A Thing:

http://www.zombietime.com/deconstructing_slutwalk/

"Dressing for a SlutWalk is a delicate balance. The goal is to be as enticing and as repulsive as possible -- simultaneously. Sometimes this is accomplished by exposing as much flesh as you dare, while sporting angry man-hating political diatribes, often inked directly onto your body...
...
As a result, SlutWalks simmer with a jittery yet unnerving erotic tension. Look at me, I'm sexy and gorgeous! is inextricably meshed with If you even DARE to glance in my direction, I will disembowel you. For those marinated in academic feminism, this posture makes total sense..."

Posted by: zombie at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (jBuUi)

387 Actually, Meghan McCain is a brilliant voice who brings fresh blood to an old channel, and here's why! Next, on Vox!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (39g3+)

388 And STILL no man wants to put a ring on it. Not even one of her gay friends that needs a beard.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

Let's be honest. For $100 million? Yeah, I'd marry her.

Hands down.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (AkOaV)

389 I remember one time she posted that she flew back to
Arizona and had the cab driver go out of his way to this taco shack
first before taking her home b/c it had the bestest tacos in the world.

She had no idea how pathetic that sounded.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

That actually sounded pretty awesome, to the taco stand owner. "I'll be home early tonight, honey! We're selling out and closing early!

Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (2oWD2)

390 /largesockoff

Posted by: some random meathead at July 16, 2015 02:08 PM (XaTzU)

391 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:07 PM (UYZgt)

Ouch.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:09 PM (nqiq9)

392
Miss Lindsey and Mr. Chubs get married. They become the new power couple in DC lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:09 PM (iQIUe)

393 And my next book is going to be the graphic novel T-shirt version of Herman Melville's classic novel Moby Dick, in stereo.

Posted by: Meghan at July 16, 2015 02:09 PM (hHs1b)

394 OT: Japan's lower house authorizes its military to fight overseas.

Note to China: Good job, idiot. You just woke up the Japanese. They were peacefully, weirdly dying off but no, you couldn't wait for that to happen. You had to go and give them another outlet for their own particular, peculiar (and How!) form of weirdness and energy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

395 "wow, FNC hired Meghan McCain"

"what for?"

"Foie Gras?"

Posted by: 3 Limo Libs converse at July 16, 2015 02:09 PM (ODxAs)

396
This is just a shameless attempt at appeasing the chubby chasers. And it makes Megan Kelly look even better.

Posted by: GBruno at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (u49WF)

397
Anyone remember the comedy show "The Edge"?
Posted by: physics geek

Man, did you just walk away with the Obscure Reference of the Day Award:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Edge_%28Fox_TV_series%29

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (kdS6q)

398 It would be slightly amusing watching Meggie get verbally drawn quartered by Megyn Kelly, mocked by Greg Gutfeld, or trying to argue with the other panelists on Outnumbered. But it would probably become boring pretty quickly.

Posted by: Alex at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (7Yy8M)

399 "79 Somebody's Hot Air button must be broken"

This captain will motorboat those big tiddays all night long. I'll harpoon that whaletail like a mug.

Posted by: Edmorriseyssweatyballsack at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (P9Idj)

400 Now that Meghan's on board, perhaps Fox can work out a deal with Amazon for the 55 gallon drum of lube.

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (6xtq3)

401 Steve Douchys kid must have needed a hook up...so daddy came through again......I would enjoy mornings more if Douchy and Kilmeade joined iSHannity around the midnight hour and any of the chics took over for em...

Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (vXqv3)

402 Isn't she supposed to be wearing a helmet? Cause she's...special.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (8marX)

403 Isn't Meghan in line to inherit a beer distributorship?

Should tell you all you need to know. When some guy isn't trying to marry her even with a beer distributorship something's wrong.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (sgrzZ)

404 I remember one time she posted that she flew back to Arizona and had the cab driver go out of his way to this taco shack first before taking her home b/c it had the bestest tacos in the world.

She had no idea how pathetic that sounded.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:05 PM (iQIUe)
------------------------------------------------
She's welcome in my taco shack any day of the week.

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (xkSSa)

405 Mikey NTH, is this the peculiar weirdness you talk of???

https://youtu.be/M8-vje-bq9c

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (UYZgt)

406 Man, did you just walk away with the Obscure Reference of the Day Award:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Edge_%28Fox_TV_series%29

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:10 PM (kdS6q)

*bows*

And obscure references are what I'm known for. Ask my long suffering wife and kids.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (MT22W)

407 Can you imagine the director challenged to guide Chelsea and Meghan through a soixante-neuf for a video on a questionable website? One dumb, slow, uncool, and probably uncoordinated, the other fat, chatty, demanding, and impatient.

Posted by: General Zod at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (zLmTo)

408 The O RLY? Factor

That would actually be funny.

Ten years ago, mind you, but funny.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (J0IP0)

409
>>>Anyone remember the comedy show "The Edge"?

Yes. They did a "Necrophiliacs' Anonymous" skit which I wish I could find somewhere.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (9TK8E)

410 >>>
Nah. Ace would grudge-fuck her in a ValuRite minute.

but only for the story!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (bhepQ)

411

Im telling you she and daddy are planning on her taking his seat someday

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

412 I really can't stand Little Miss "Daddy got me my job"s. Any of them. Pelosi. Chelsea. Meghan McBoobs. Murcowski.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2015 02:13 PM (z/Ubi)

413
Hand held camera and a girl in a hat!?!

So wild!:

The Edge: Sketch Comedy Series Intro

https://youtu.be/bKpE4du3K5Y

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 02:13 PM (kdS6q)

414 This is exciting news. I have always admired Ms. McCain's courage in speaking out against the extremists. She is a perfect example of the Young Republican.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 16, 2015 02:13 PM (Ui7Rt)

415 So Foxnews is going for looks over intellect.
Not the first time!

Posted by: shep at July 16, 2015 02:13 PM (kivUY)

416 At what point do Fox and Vox merge?

Also,
I almost want to read hot-air today. AP has got to be in transcendent ecstacy.

Ace will snip the good parts for us, yes?

Posted by: Texas Dan at July 16, 2015 02:14 PM (3Elut)

417 where are they going to sqeeze her in

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:14 PM (zOTsN)

418 And obscure references are what I'm known for. Ask my long suffering wife and kids.

Posted by: physics geek at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (MT22W)

Kind of a quark?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 02:15 PM (sgrzZ)

419 415 So Foxnews is going for looks over intellect.

If so, they missed BOTH targets in this case.

Related: Megyn Kelly has a baseball bat and she's looking for you....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:15 PM (nqiq9)

420 Ace will snip the good parts for us, yes?
Posted by: Texas Dan at July 16, 2015 02:14 PM (3Elut)

Verbage!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:16 PM (nqiq9)

421

she is a graduate of Columbia with a degree in Art History

that and anthropology is what richs girls major in while they are waiitng to get married

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:16 PM (zOTsN)

422
417 where are they going to sqeeze her in
Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:14 PM (zOTsN)

Beckel has been let go. So they can probably fit her in there and stil have a 2 inch gap on each side.

Ok maybe 1 inch.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2015 02:17 PM (z/Ubi)

423 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:11 PM (UYZgt)

That's right in the wheelhouse of Nipponese weirdness. And they were happily non-breeding themselves out of existence with that stuff.

And now - "Hey guys! Who's up for a little overseas adventurism?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

424

she voted for Kerry over her own father

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:17 PM (zOTsN)

425 Uh oh. Fox is reporting that the 4 Marines were killed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2015 02:17 PM (OGm46)

426 oops Kerry over Bush

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (zOTsN)

427 424

she voted for Kerry over her own father
Posted by: ThunderB
-------------------

It's those daddy issues.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (VndSC)

428 Kind of a quark?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 16, 2015 02:15 PM (sgrzZ)

What "flavor"?
Or just keeping it in the "family"?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (nqiq9)

429 but only for the story!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (bhepQ)

You'd put Stephen King out of business in a minute with that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (hLRSq)

430 Art History, bet she still can't tell the difference between Pablo Picasso and William Holman Hunt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (UYZgt)

431 She was pissed b/c her father kicked her off the campaign due to her disruptive behavior.

Daddy, dont you know who I am???!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:19 PM (iQIUe)

432 Her father is running again, so there's that. *takes morning dose of tequila*

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 16, 2015 02:19 PM (EF0QK)

433 what

what four marines

WTF

terror attack in Tennessee?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 16, 2015 02:20 PM (zOTsN)

434 425 Uh oh. Fox is reporting that the 4 Marines were killed.
----------------------

I thought this was a holiday for active shooters? End of fasting and such.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2015 02:20 PM (VndSC)

435 Nah. Ace would grudge-fuck her in a ValuRite minute.

but only for the story!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (bhepQ)

Meghan may be just stupid enough to believe that her conservative bono fides would be enhanced by being ass fucked by a semi-prominent smart military blogger.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 02:20 PM (P/xrJ)

436 She ruled at See-N-Say on the campaign bus.

Posted by: Piper Palin at July 16, 2015 02:21 PM (Ui7Rt)

437 "Views 'n' Stuff" with your hosts - Chelsea Clinton and Meghan McCain!

I thought dynasties had to go through a few generations before they reached Hapsburg levels of drooling imbecility?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

438 Hey look, the Ewok has cut an album

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/star-wars-bands-8.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:22 PM (UYZgt)

439 Yeah Thunder...

Fuckers.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 02:22 PM (kmtse)

440 Things went swimmingly until the day Megs was slated to interview Marie Harf. The intellectual implosion was felt for miles...........

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 16, 2015 02:22 PM (Spluw)

441
"she is a graduate of Columbia with a degree in Art History"

Maybe she can score an interview with her fellow Alumnus- Mattress Girl!

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 16, 2015 02:22 PM (OD2ni)

442 >>terror attack in Tennessee?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2015 02:22 PM (OGm46)

443 a semi-prominent smart military blogger.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2015 02:20 PM (P/xrJ)

Semi-prominent? Oh dear. There's a pill for that now ...

Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2015 02:23 PM (cbfNE)

444 She's got big breasts, tens of millions of dollars, and a beer company? And she's single?

... I got nothin.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2015 02:23 PM (39g3+)

445 *taps chin*

Come here you Pillsbury Doughboy, need a voodoo doll for Meggie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:24 PM (UYZgt)

446 Art History, bet she still can't tell the difference between Pablo Picasso and William Holman Hunt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 02:18 PM (UYZgt)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Reading through the comments on any AoS art thread is worth 10,000 art history degrees.

Posted by: Rapey Rembrandt at July 16, 2015 02:26 PM (xkSSa)

447 but only for the story!

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2015 02:12 PM (bhepQ)

"Quick! Hide in this oven! They'll never look for you in here!"

*****

"Look would I turn on the gas if my friend Poppin' Fresh was hiding in this stove?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

448 Geat. The wackobird daughter of the only man in the Senate who has video of him with "the 60 Syrian freedom fighters" and 60 ISIS fighters as he did his upmost to provide them additional arms.
He is still pushing for that today isn't he?

Posted by: Drider at July 16, 2015 02:28 PM (DNFK1)

449 Check out Drudge.

There's a pic of McCain with his daughter.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 02:30 PM (kmtse)

450 She's due to inherit a beer distributorship?

Upgrades her looks by +1.

(I'd do the same for Caitlyn too)

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 02:30 PM (o0nNm)

451 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

Hmmm....something went wrong with #447.

*sighs, shakes head ruefully*

Hard to get good minions these days. All I can find are these little yellow nitwits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:32 PM (hLRSq)

452 You people are wasting your time. My courage always rises with every attempt to intimidate me. Just like Jane Austen.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2015 02:42 PM (1BQGO)

453 Chubs inherited money from her grandfather and blew it all and had to go back and live at home. So, I get the idea that her mother understands her daughter is useless. Since chubs isnt the only child and mom is involved in lots of charities, Meg may not get that much.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:46 PM (iQIUe)

454 Then again, Mom is worth well over a 100 million so eve if divided if you cant get by on a lousy 5 million, something is wrong with you.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2015 02:47 PM (iQIUe)

455 What the tapdancing fuck ????

Posted by: Mrs. Clinton's Snizz at July 16, 2015 02:54 PM (vDEpI)

456 I have said it before, and I will say it again: stop bashing on millennials as a whole. Every time you do that, you are making it less and less likely that I, and the other useful millennials, will even bother to help in the event of TEOTWAWKI.

Posted by: CthulhuDreaming at July 16, 2015 03:01 PM (NB+Vr)

457 Well, there's another reason not to watch Fox. Is there anybody who takes this bubble head for a serious pundit?

Posted by: Commissar M at July 16, 2015 03:02 PM (iMrxp)

458 Vote serious repub.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at July 16, 2015 03:05 PM (COpZ4)

459
I think you meant:
She'll be speaking on behalf of young (?) Republicans (?)

Posted by: blinkous at July 16, 2015 03:14 PM (h6FKd)

460 "Look would I turn on the gas if my friend Poppin' Fresh was hiding in this stove?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quality Paper and Inks for Your Enemies List at The Outrage Outlet! at July 16, 2015 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

"You might, rabbit. You might."

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 16, 2015 03:18 PM (nqiq9)

461 *Take comfort in the fact that your editorial judgment will always be better than John Kerry's negotiating skills.*

There are things floating in my toilet that are better than John Kerry's negotiating skills.

Posted by: Mrs. Clinton's Snizz at July 16, 2015 03:19 PM (vDEpI)

462 Greetings:

Fox to NBC: We'll see your Chelsea Clinton and raise you a Megan McClain.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 16, 2015 03:21 PM (abx5/)

463 Cojudos.

Posted by: Puta Madre at July 16, 2015 03:23 PM (fscqy)

464 That's nice sweetie, now show me your tits.

Posted by: Megan interviewee at July 16, 2015 03:33 PM (6dDIr)

465 212 SHE'S EATING PEOPLE IN THE GREEN ROOM!"

Water. All over the monitor. ROFL.

Posted by: Mrs. Clinton's Snizz at July 16, 2015 03:38 PM (vDEpI)

466 Can I just say... that as a millennial myself, Megan can suck my hairy balls until they dissolve from the highly concentrated acidic contents of her mouth.

Posted by: McCain's wrinkly goat balls at July 16, 2015 04:01 PM (nYaym)

467 Clinton in 1994: I tried to be a Marine but they told me I was a woman.
------------------

Hardest hit: Women who had been serving in the Marine Corpse since 1918.

"I was shocked", stated Opha Mae Johnson. "All of those years and thousands of female Marines were evidently just a figment of my imagination."

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 04:23 PM (9mTYi)

468 The only thing I want to hear from Meagan is "I like to crawl around on my hands and knees".

Dumbass bimbo

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 16, 2015 04:47 PM (MV2jA)

469 Correct me if I'm wrong, and I admit to being old school where language is concerned, but shouldn't a scion be male?

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2015 05:35 PM (Ww/h/)

470 The only contribution she could make is to the maximum capacity in the elevator.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 16, 2015 05:37 PM (xInS4)

471 She just finished doing Orca Week.

Posted by: owlpellets at July 16, 2015 05:52 PM (YvTdG)

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