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Lynne Russell Has Extremely Nuanced View on Second Amendment
Lynne Russell is the former CNN anchorperson whose husband shot a home-invader to death when he trespassed in their hotel room. (And shot the husband, too: But the husband was a better shot, and, as they say in sports, wanted it more.)
She offers the following advice to gun-grabbers:"The discussion over the debate to own a gun is just ridiculous," Russell told Fox News. "As Americans we have the right to bear arms and as humans the right to protect ourselves. I’m sure that the man who shot my husband did not have a gun permit. Criminals will always have guns. The rest of us legally obtain our gun permits." She then addressed critics of those who choose to conceal firearms. "If you don't want to carry, please don’t," Russell told the news station. "Then shut the f*** up about it. Make your own decisions."Her husband, Robert Caro, is ex-Special Forces. They live together with her two breasts.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (MytjH)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (DLu2s)
Freedom is icky!
Posted by: Your Unfriendly Local Leftist at July 08, 2015 07:42 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: JEM at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (eHYux)
Posted by: RGallegos at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (49Jfq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (IrByp)
The four share a home, do they?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: JEM at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (eHYux)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: weew at July 08, 2015 07:45 PM (0tmLY)
Posted by: Robert Caro at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (Dj0WE)
It's not really a stretch to say: obama is INVITING hardened criminals into this country and ARMING then.
Is it? Yes or no?
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Piers Morgan, Gun-Free Zone at July 08, 2015 07:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (AC0lD)
Ah, but she's married so she's off limits. That's the Biblical meaning of adultery, you can't fuck a married broad.
Otherwise, get yrselves some wives!!
Posted by: prescient11 at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (0MJOU)
Well, that's the problem. Anti-gunners don't have a problem with them owning guns; they have a problem with you owning guns. Or tax accountants. Or air conditioning.
And they're only too happy/frustrated to tell you.
Posted by: BuddyPC at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Lea at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (cSVtP)
Her sideboobs, what of they?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (0MJOU)
If guns are icky how do Hilary and Bill explain the likes of Harold Ickes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mister Mom at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (0MJOU)
Posted by: Mister Mom at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (0MJOU)
CNN would never have let her utter those words.
Suck FeeNN.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (cSVtP)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Lynne Russell's hoo-ha at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: weew at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (0tmLY)
She sort of looks like a good looking version of Joan Crawford.
Seriously, there was a time when CNN had some pretty decent, at least watchable, anchors; Don Harrison, Lynn Vaughn and Sharyl Atkisson come to mind.
Now, it's a repository of hacks, miscreants and slobs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (LHsWS)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (WOzHv)
Colonel Colt had better ideas than Mr. Blunderbuss.
Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (UwKhS)
Left, Uncle Fester. Right, Jennifer Hart.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:50 PM (WOzHv)
You'd be smiling if your left hand was where his is in the photo.
Boing!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:52 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 07:52 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:52 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 07:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:53 PM (St6BJ)
When confronted with the logical inconsistencies between their values and their actions, they either break down and cry or emit copious smoke.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 08, 2015 07:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 07:53 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Drew from TROVELive at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: wooga at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (skLky)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (nkc0T)
That said, I was reading some other stuff when I came on the story of the murder of a Clay Quarles of Mississippi in 2012. Just google. I will never look at a homeless person again and not think of him. Justice was not served on his death. I will never forget this story and it moved me to tears. May God bless and comfort his family and friends. Sorry to be off topic, but sometimes, I guess, lives don't matter to a grand jury.
And with that the world is too heavy and too much with me. Sometimes I simply have to not read the news. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (5br9Q)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
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Ha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (jR7Wy)
When you're too much of a douchebag for the SJW crowd up in Bristol, it's time to call it a day.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (cSVtP)
Did she really say that or is that an Ace addendum?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: zombie carl rowan at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (LHsWS)
They were staying in Ass-buquerque, which was a mistake to begin with. Then, at a Motel 6, an establishment known for frequent sketchiness on the premises, he went in to take a shower, and then while he was showering, she went out to get something from the car.
No. No. Noooooooooooooo. Hold it right there.
Parking lots of low-end motels in shitty cities? Solo doesn't work. You need your partner in the loop as you go outside, and eyes on, and preferably walking out there with you.
Remember that the gunfight in the room happened after she came back from the car, and the perp grabbed her and shoved her into the room through the doorway. Then her husband emerged from the bathroom wearing a towel, and the gunfight started shortly thereafter.
What if the perp had instead grabbed her outside the room and thrown her in a van and taken off? Or stabbed her and left her in a pool of her own blood on the parking lot asphalt? Her husband in the motel bathroom shower would have been none the wiser.
Carrying is great. Carrying is not a substitute for common sense and tactical wits. Back each other up. Make it habit.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (cSVtP)
Meh. She's got a bear claw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (St6BJ)
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (6hAG+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (vaR50)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (cSVtP)
I see a Fox show in her future. With her rack and telling gun grabbers to f*** off she needs to be back on TV again.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (DiZBp)
Horseshit. I live in Texas; I don't need a permit.
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2015 07:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Robinson at July 08, 2015 07:57 PM (1SHv1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (s2Kke)
Horseshit. I live in Texas; I don't need a permit.
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (jWtyG)
In theory, the 2nd Fucking Amendment all by itself is my permit. And it's G-d given.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: ESPN Sports Guy Just Before The Trank Dart Hits at July 08, 2015 07:58 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 08, 2015 07:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2015 07:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: "Dick" Cheney at July 08, 2015 07:59 PM (+jijM)
Yes. Is that the Brinks truck in the driveway I hear? Time to pay my taxes.
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at July 08, 2015 08:00 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ronster at July 08, 2015 08:00 PM (NMV/A)
Quit what?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:00 PM (WOzHv)
Surely, Fox could get rid of Jerry Rivers and O'Rooter and replace them with Russell and Sharyl Atkisson.
Then again, its Jeb all day and night.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:00 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:01 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (St6BJ)
She once gave the score on a tank battle in Gulf War One.
Iraqi losses...two hundred ish
American losses...two.
She said the word "two" perfectly and with a perfect sly smile.
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (UwKhS)
And I expect this draw down to have similar disastrous results.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (nkc0T)
"Madame Secretary, do you realize we are just about the same age? Maybe if you did something other than drink and endorse kickback checks all day, you wouldn't look like my grandmother. Heh."
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
ISWYDT
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (UwKhS)
I remember that. She actually has delivery and timing down. At least as a news reader and evidently as a decoy for armed assailants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:03 PM (St6BJ)
Robert Caro, ex Special Forces.
Hobbies: Motorboating, cleaning headlights, and yelling "Come in Tokyo!" while playing with his imaginary ham radio dials.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 08:03 PM (wAQA5)
Well guns appear to be one issue where Americans are mysteriously and oddly sensible, as good surveys have shown opposition to "gun control" measures growing for years and - well, you've seen how on the federal level it remains the only insane, pernicious, stupid thing to which there remains any political barrier.
So her comment will be met with approval or at least non-disapproval by most who hear it.
Sort of academic, as otherwise Americans - through their votes, inaction, and acquiescence in the virtual collapse of their institutions - are sitting idly by why unimaginable damage is inflicted across the spectrum.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2015 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2015 08:03 PM (Xa4vS)
“This yokel out in Albuquerque picked the wrong people to f--k with,” Clawson said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 08:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 08, 2015 08:04 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ariana Khrushchev at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2015 08:03 PM (Xa4vS)
Is there a newsletter? Preferably in a plain brown wrapper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (Xa4vS)
"Russell told Fox that the government should spend less time arguing about gun control and more time regulating those that can obtain guns. 'If you committed a violent crime you can't get a gun permit. Simple law.' she said."
...like that is going to stop the criminal. Jebus lady.
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:05 PM (nkc0T)
At the same time she believes that the free speech protection of the 1st Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.
Fuck you very much Tammy.
Posted by: steveegg at July 08, 2015 08:07 PM (cL79m)
Tragic news: Olbermann out at ESPN.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Olbermann is out?
OLBERMANN IS OUT?
Well, this day was rainy and gray, but just got a little brighter.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 08, 2015 08:07 PM (+1T7c)
What is it the Left is always selling us - victims are the highest authority on any given topic?
Lynne Russell = highest moral authority on gun ownership.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:07 PM (NOIQH)
I liked Reid Collins on CNN. He looked and sounded so much like Ted Baxter, except Collins was intelligent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:08 PM (St6BJ)
Shorter Tammy Baldwin: The Bill of Rights only applies to who I say it applies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 08, 2015 08:09 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 08, 2015 08:09 PM (/WPPJ)
Time to make a stand.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (WOzHv)
Always take your shorts off before putting on another pair of shorts.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (Lp7dV)
Chuck: "Damn, honey, I ran out of ammo."
Lynne: "That's okay sweetums, you got the job done. Perhaps we ought to consider a semi after all."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:02 PM (nkc0T)
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I saw it in the DoD too. They lost so much know-how and historical continuity in their push to downsize.
Lots and lots of lateral transfers for upper management, of course, thus stifling promotions from within departments.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ronster at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (NMV/A)
Yep. She had that sly smile when reporting the news - you could tell which stories she thought were silly. She was awesome.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (NOIQH)
freedom portion of the First Amendment only applies to religious synods
and churches, not the parishoners or preachers.
Because buildings practice religion.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 08:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 08, 2015 08:11 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 08, 2015 08:12 PM (Lp7dV)
Did she really say that or is that an Ace addendum?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 07:55 PM (St6BJ)
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It's been quoted elsewhere, so I guess she did actually say it. Awesome points +10000
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 08, 2015 08:12 PM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 08, 2015 08:12 PM (OLDKb)
If my husbands handgun didn't snuff out the sniveling prick, I would have jumped on the skinny asshole and smothered him with my gazoombies.
Posted by: Lynne Russell at July 08, 2015 08:12 PM (P330y)
Murder suspect arrested in Minneapolis, repatriated to Omaha for arraignment in shooting death.
Suspect aged 12.
Awwwwwwwwwwww. They grow up so fast!
http://tinyurl.com/pr6dxdd
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Lynne was an anchor?
Geez, shoulda been the maidenhead at least. Anchor seems like a waste.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Mister Mom at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (0MJOU)
38 DD Special +P
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (BX4Zo)
Pawn shop sign is traditionally three spheres.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (nkc0T)
His decision says in black and white that while religious institutions are free to TEACH their religious beliefs, they - and by extension their adherents/congregants - are not free to PRACTICE those beliefs.
I suggest you direct your rage at that fucking worthless lump of putrid flesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 07:51 PM (LImiJ)
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In what sense? Just fired again? Or did he announce a new gender identity on air? Either is plausible.
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (vd4oB)
Lynne Russell's breasts were used as the template for the original design of the nose-cone for the AGM-86 Air Launched Cruise Missile:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-86_ALCM
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (72D6h)
Murder suspect arrested in Minneapolis, repatriated to Omaha for arraignment in shooting death.
Suspect aged 12.
Awwwwwwwwwwww. They grow up so fast!
http://tinyurl.com/pr6dxdd
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 08:13 PM (noWW6)
Anthill Harry, alias Babyface Finster . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (vd4oB)
He now identifies as a man
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (BX4Zo)
A new flaming skull is in order, affixed with reasonable facsimile's of Lynn Russell's magnificent rack. Flaming of course!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (UwKhS)
Posted by: David Gillies at July 08, 2015 08:16 PM (tjHrt)
Murder suspect arrested in Minneapolis, repatriated to Omaha for arraignment in shooting death.
Suspect aged 12.
I blame the Confederate Battle Flag, white privilege, and Darrin Wilson.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 08:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ronster at July 08, 2015 08:16 PM (NMV/A)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 08, 2015 08:16 PM (Lp7dV)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 08, 2015 08:17 PM (ppaKI)
His decision says in black and white that while religious institutions are free to TEACH their religious beliefs, they - and by extension their adherents/congregants - are not free to PRACTICE those beliefs.
I suggest you direct your rage at that fucking worthless lump of putrid flesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:14 PM (St6BJ)
I blame the fuckfaces that fucked up the 2012 election (cough...Mark Neumann...cough)
Posted by: steveegg at July 08, 2015 08:17 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 08:15 PM (UwKhS)
How are we going to wean ourselves OFF the government teat with that team?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:17 PM (St6BJ)
He's bald thus a sphere of flesh.
She's got two spheres of flesh.
A Pawn shop sign can be 3 round globes clustered together.
Get It?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 08, 2015 08:18 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:18 PM (nkc0T)
Like I always tell my boys - first one puts 'em down, the second one in the brain.
Posted by: Johnny Casper at July 08, 2015 08:19 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 08:20 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 08, 2015 08:20 PM (OLDKb)
He is always searching for greener pastures.
Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2015 08:20 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:20 PM (s2Kke)
But they only want the public to know one side"
That is the textbook definition of the propaganda technique called card stacking.
Posted by: Mr Pink at July 08, 2015 08:21 PM (TsJll)
Posted by: Ronster at July 08, 2015 08:21 PM (NMV/A)
What hotel wouldn't let those sweater puppies check in?
Posted by: Rick
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A closer look, SFW:
http://tinyurl.com/oq5dtww
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 08:22 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2015 08:22 PM (hqcjl)
Posted by: Pastorius at July 08, 2015 08:22 PM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:18 PM (nkc0T)
In the Dept. of Oo-ka-cha-ka and on my face, but mostly on my face.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:23 PM (St6BJ)
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Get violent crime out of the inner city and put it into the suburbs where it belongs.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 08:23 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Hot Shots at July 08, 2015 08:23 PM (YEddG)
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:24 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Lynne Russell at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (P330y)
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Get violent crime out of the inner city and put it into the suburbs where it belongs.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 08:23 PM (LImiJ)
Burning a bridge to the 19th century . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (o/UmK)
The textbook shit-eating-grin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (yR6A1)
Not Yvonne DeCarlo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:26 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Roy at July 08, 2015 08:26 PM (fWLrt)
Forget the husband, I meant her yabbos.
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (o/UmK)
The USS 18-Hour? The USS Cross-your-heart?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:26 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 08, 2015 08:27 PM (OLDKb)
Since Section 8 was such a success in that regard.
http://tinyurl.com/bkv6bbp
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 08:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: saltlick at July 08, 2015 08:28 PM (is1QN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:26 PM (St6BJ
"hubba, hubba " says my inner child.
Posted by: dissent555 at July 08, 2015 08:28 PM (yR6A1)
Forget the husband, I meant her yabbos.
Posted by: Fritz
A torpedo cruiser, obviously.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 08, 2015 08:28 PM (tgnRB)
Forget the husband, I meant her yabbos.
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 08:25 PM (o/UmK)
A catamaran, of course.
USS Motorboat
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:29 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: Roy at July 08, 2015 08:29 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:30 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 08, 2015 08:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JBrother at July 08, 2015 08:30 PM (DOujF)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 08:31 PM (LImiJ)
those words are real and they are spectacular
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 08:31 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 08, 2015 08:31 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 08:32 PM (o/UmK)
I bet she cleans up on Home Shopping Channel.
Posted by: Your Friendly TV Announcer at July 08, 2015 08:32 PM (DLu2s)
Robert Deniro is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:32 PM (WOzHv)
Just call me Lucky. Most people do.
Posted by: ol' whatshisname, married to Lynne Russell at July 08, 2015 08:33 PM (2BoMD)
Horseshit. I live in Texas; I don't need a permit."
------
Per a plain reading of the Second Amendment, *nobody* needs a permit. A permit is the means by which the government converts a right into a license.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 08, 2015 08:33 PM (amQXf)
Saddam transplanted Sunni tribes into northern Iraq and Kurdish areas. Cheaper than a military force and completely deniable. But, they knew whose side they were on, and acted accordingly.
So I don't go too far OT: (.Y.)
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:33 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (St6BJ)
"And yet some say this is a bad idea. They should be thanking me!"
Posted by: Barack Obama: The Nightmare Is Just Beginning at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (DLu2s)
Robert Deniro is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:32 PM (WOzHv)
His career is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (St6BJ)
http://tinyurl.com/paw2q6s
The U.N. tells Israel that it must provide Iron Dome technology to Hamas to protect civilians against rockets, fired by Hamas at Israel, that fall short.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (BZAd3)
They're here, wrecking every neighborhood they section 8 their way through.
Posted by: dartist at July 08, 2015 08:35 PM (ahBY0)
And who's going to pay for those ... ?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (lhUQs)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (BZAd3)
Anyone know how to say "but first you will blow me" in Hebrew?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (0NdlF)
Sucker... YOU are!
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (St6BJ)
Maybe a couple of similarities...
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (BZAd3)
Liberal woman looks like Hillary.
Conservative man has that smile
Liberal man goes to pedo island
Discuss
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 08:34 PM (BZAd3)
Back in the early 80's, I had a friend who was so jazzed to score a then expensive VCR for $50 cash off the back of a truck. When he opened the box, inside was a stack of 2x4's nailed together with a piece of cable and a cord stapled to it.
Hint for Israel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:38 PM (St6BJ)
Someone inform the Onion et al. that satire is officially dead. You cannot possibly top 2015 reality.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:38 PM (NOIQH)
I remember that. She actually has delivery and timing down.
Yep. She had that sly smile when reporting the news - you could tell which stories she thought were silly. She was awesome.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:10 PM (NOIQH)
I always liked her too. Seemed like a fun, smart chick with a goofy sense of humor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2015 08:38 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (oFCZn)
Dow. We do GREAT things!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:38 PM (St6BJ)
I guess there's always Al Jazeera!
Posted by: Commissar M at July 08, 2015 08:39 PM (KSF9t)
Fuck the UN.
Sans lube or warnings.
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 08:39 PM (lhUQs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)
A spokesman for the Knesset promised a response as soon as the members stopped laughing their asses off.
May be awhile.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 08:40 PM (BZAd3)
The U.N. tells Israel that it must provide Iron Dome technology to
Hamas to protect civilians against rockets, fired by Hamas at Israel,
that fall short.
I don't think Hamas could build a pencil much less operate Iron Dome technology.
Send the Palestinian kids out to catch the rockets. They can make a game out of it.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 08:40 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:41 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)
I tried "However, you will perform oral sex first" in an online translator... But it only game me a string of Hebrew which the site won't process.
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:41 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: BigFire at July 08, 2015 08:42 PM (pNmmq)
Because sending a strongly worded letter to Hamas to stop firing rockets at Israel is just too dang obvious.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 08:42 PM (NOIQH)
"Once an asset bubble begins to
burst, there is nothing central bankers can do to stop it -- and
we have plenty of bubbles awaiting their turn in the barrel."
So _that's_ what the Barrel has been up to these past few days.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 08:42 PM (noWW6)
"And yet some say this is a bad idea. They should be thanking me!"
Posted by: Barack Obama: The Nightmare Is Just Beginning
****
You're just trying to dilute the Conservative vote.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 08:42 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:43 PM (s2Kke)
Anyone know how to say "but first you will blow me" in Hebrew?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)
I'll go look at some Jewish porn and see if I can find out.
It's hard to find a Jewish chick that looks like Debbie-W-Shultz though.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 08:43 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (TEpA2)
They may try, but Conservative voters tend to shoot back and hit what they aim at.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)<<<
Great, now the Jooos are tryin' to steal my lines.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (2BoMD)
Saw an interview with her last night and she said something to effect that she, 'wishes things worked out differently so she could have an opportunity to shoot the guy again.'.
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 08:45 PM (lhUQs)
Posted by: Dindu Nuffin at July 08, 2015 08:46 PM (F1Z8f)
I saw Traveling With Dogs open for the Beastie Boys at the Cow Palace back in '04.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2015 08:46 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 08:46 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Citation X is fast at July 08, 2015 08:46 PM (q1wLV)
what, is my prediction that the Redskins will change their name very soon coming to fruition?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:47 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett
****
Said she fantasized about all the different ways to kill him.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 08:47 PM (F0Cog)
Because standards.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 08, 2015 08:47 PM (oFCZn)
Yep. "Related articles:
"Ynet Introduces Maximum IQ for Comment Submissions"
"Oscars to Consider Daesh Execution Film Nominations"
"Other 11 Months Renamed Ramadan to Maintain Terrorism Levels"
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:48 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 08, 2015 08:49 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM
And this, Empress, reminds me of one of my earlier school memories. As a bunch of 18 year old new cadets were marched into the shower to clean and break in our boots, our squad leader spake thusly "Oh, for fucks sake, one day you may need to charge at the enemy stark naked without worrying about how big your dick is!"
Apparently, that has real world applications.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2015 08:49 PM (QiBX8)
The BBC does one show on the 7/7 bombing and a special on the "Childen of Gaza" -- here's a clue: stop using your kids as human shields and they are less likely to die. Dont start wars and no one will die.
Remember, IDF gave warnings via leaflets, broadcasts, phone calls and "knock knocks" Yet, you continued to use your kids as a weapon of war.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 08, 2015 08:50 PM (iQIUe)
In this case the ban predates the Bible. Her husband is a bad mofo who is still comfortable handling CCB at 70.
Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2015 08:51 PM (ztOda)
Once the Feds go all in against you, there's not much you can do.
They are literally the 800lb gorilla.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 08, 2015 08:52 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:53 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 08:54 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 08:43 PM (AC0lD)
Bar Rafaeli, Paulette Goddard, to name but 2.
**drops mic, exits**
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:54 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)
oh shit guess what you're hearing right now?
that infernal Stray Cats song...Stray Cat Strut
it won't stop!!
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:56 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:54 PM (St6BJ)
Is Natalie Portman?
Posted by: Secundus at July 08, 2015 08:56 PM (BX4Zo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bourbon Enthusiast at July 08, 2015 08:57 PM (lZc0B)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:53 PM (zOTsN)<<<
He was a good boy. A very good boy.
Posted by: Mother Walton at July 08, 2015 08:57 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JEM at July 08, 2015 08:58 PM (eHYux)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 08:43 PM (AC0lD)
Yes. But leftist, sadly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:58 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (St6BJ)
Nice.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (JgC5a)
Ooh wah, ooh wah cool, cool kitty
^^ name the song and band
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (WOzHv)
The Boy from NYC COVERED by Manhattan Transfer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bourbon Enthusiast at July 08, 2015 09:00 PM (lZc0B)
Posted by: JEM
Coming home from choir practice. And looking forward to college in the fall.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 08, 2015 09:00 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 09:00 PM (s2Kke)
The Boy from NYC COVERED by Manhattan Transfer.
yeah, 1980
whoever did it before that was before my time
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 09:00 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 09:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cousin Pookie Walton at July 08, 2015 09:02 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 09:02 PM (JO9+V)
You're welcome.
No autographs, please, but if you insist, $4.95 each.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 08, 2015 09:03 PM (CrKN9)
Saw them sing it at the Lane County (Oregon) Fair in '80. They killed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 09:04 PM (72D6h)
Nice.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (JgC5a)
NYC area Morons will remember a guy named Jerry from the cheesy TV commercials for JGE Appliances back in the early 70's. Mobbed up guy, but a local character.
Two black kids tried to rob him when he was driving a cab. He reaches into the cash box, retrieves a .38 snub nose and shoots goof #1 in the throat. Goof #2 runs and Jerry shoots him in the back! Then, as he tells it, he watched the blood, and the life, gurgle out of Goof #1. The cops came and were apologetic as hell to have to inconvenience him by taking his gun for a day or two.
NY Post Headline:
"Jerry Kills 2 Muggers; THAT'S the Story!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 09:04 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 09:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 09:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 08, 2015 09:06 PM (pVnz5)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:06 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 08, 2015 09:07 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 09:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2015 08:36 PM (St6BJ)
"Masada!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 09:07 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: some federal agent at July 08, 2015 09:07 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:08 PM (Cq0oW)
Nice.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 08, 2015 08:59 PM (JgC5a)
****
I understand she is an ex-LEO herself. Said she could tell by looking at him he'd kill them both without hesitation if he didn't get what he wanted.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 09:09 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Cousin Pookie Walton at July 08, 2015 09:09 PM (HstNY)
Math is a racist patriarchal capitalist construct to keep right thinking people and Greece down.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 08, 2015 09:10 PM (CrKN9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 08, 2015 09:10 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:10 PM (Cq0oW)
ILLEGAL.
From the AP report it appears that those Fire Eater Republicans we elected said not one word.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 09:12 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Lynne Russel at July 08, 2015 09:12 PM (2BoMD)
"Masada!"
Heh. I was going to say "Moshe Dayan."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 08, 2015 09:12 PM (CrKN9)
Posted by: BumperStickerist
Agreed. They've never done anything bad either. Some people with guns have done both.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 08, 2015 09:13 PM (QdAXQ)
ILLEGAL.
From the AP report it appears that those Fire Eater Republicans we elected said not one word.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
Oh, I'd love to go to prison for doing that. FUCK YOU, LEVIATHAN!!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 09:13 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Jane (Cross My Heart) Russell at July 08, 2015 09:14 PM (+XMAD)
"Now, one mark of civilization is the gap between now and then; to diminish this gap is to reduce us to barbarism. In order to call ourselves civilized, we must be capable of impulse control, delayed gratification, self-discipline, awareness of trade-offs, and acknowledgment of unintended consequences. The left works at cross-purposes to all these things, which is why it is ultimately an anti-human project of re-barbarization. The best evidence for this is found in any city run by Democrats."
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2015 09:16 PM (5HBd1)
But they can still barrier out the Honor Flights right?
Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2015 09:16 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2015 09:16 PM (ztOda)
Service got a little addition: It's now illegal for private individuals
to decorate the graves of Confederate soldiers with Confederate flags.
ILLEGAL.
From the AP report it appears that those Fire Eater Republicans we elected said not one word.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
That ought to solve this country's problems. Glad the government is on top of the important issues.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 09:17 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at July 08, 2015 09:18 PM (YZcNj)
The screaming down of opposition, the government abuse and overreach, the crippling debt, this is all a societal decay from which we have to make something grow.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 09:19 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:20 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 09:20 PM (s2Kke)
How is that possible here
What about the first amendment
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 09:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2015 09:21 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Millions of hacked SF-86 forms containing weirdness you wouldn't even admit to your spouse at July 08, 2015 09:21 PM (cEBsE)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:21 PM (Cq0oW)
Individuals and groups regularly decorate the graves in other ways. Apparently this was specifically targeted at those known terrorist groups like the Daughters of the Confederacy and Sons of Confederate Veterans who provocatively decorate Confederate graves on Confederate Memorial Day.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:22 PM (YFw5T)
I'm still chuckling over her handing her purse containing the gun to her
husband and asking him if there was anything in it they could give the
perp. Yes. Yes there was.
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Larry Correia is so stealing that bit for his next book.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:23 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:24 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (ppaKI)
Tragic news: Olbermann out at ESPN.
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So he still sucks as a sports reporter too, huh? He probably got canned after bemoaning a US victory in the Women's World Cup.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (ztOda)
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One is not required to disclose one's predilections on the SF-86.
Unless you want to!
My addenda ran to 12 pages, but that's just to appease my completist compulsion.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)
I think Pythagoras had the right angle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 07:56 PM (jWtyG)
And I live in Alaska, ditto.
What in hell do we need permits for to exercise our constitutional rights?
Do I need a permit to say that? Or to pray?
Fuckers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: average liberal at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (W5DcG)
ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, UNEMPLOYED at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
-----------------------------
Seriously? I heard that the NatlPkService stores won't sell the little flags (or any other CBF) anymore but didn't hear that bringing your own to decorate is illegal.
The sales ban is idiotic enough but to ban the decoration on the graves of soldiers? Good Lord, that is inhuman.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
****
$5.
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 08, 2015 09:29 PM (CFcIt)
From the AP report it appears that those Fire Eater Republicans we elected said not one word.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
Oh, I'd love to go to prison for doing that. FUCK YOU, LEVIATHAN!!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 09:13 PM (72D6h)
Hell, I'd do it just to get arrested, so I could take it up with the Supremes. Even if they do the nasty to me there, I would go down shaking my fist in public. And probably mooning the court to boot.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:29 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:29 PM (rwI+c)
307 42 Tragic news: Olbermann out at ESPN.------------So he still sucks as a sports reporter too, huh? He probably got canned after bemoaning a US victory in the Women's World Cup.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (ry4ab)
How much of a severance package will he get this time? Remember when he got canned from MSNBC he argued that he needed a nice severance package because he wasn't going to be able to find another job. And less than a year later he was back at ESPN. What's he going to claim this time? That he really REALLY won't be able to find a job?
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2015 09:30 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:29 PM (+YMhA)
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Bonnie Blue Moon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 09:30 PM (jR7Wy)
graves is going too far
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:24 PM (Cq0oW)
It's all too far. When in the hell did we cede our rights to a bunch of self-proclaimed SJWs who contribute nothing to the country but being offended at every damn thing under the sun and moon? To quote Lynn Russell, Shut the f*** up about it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 09:30 PM (DiZBp)
Yes.
"House moves to ban Confederate flag in federal cemeteries"
http://tinyurl.com/pn56c2o
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:30 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
But Archimedes was just screwed up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (JG47A)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (MDgS8)
So, Lynne Russell does the next Hillary interview?
"Madame
Secretary, do you realize we are just about the same age? Maybe if you
did something other than drink and endorse kickback checks all day, you
wouldn't look like my grandmother. Heh."
---------------
Burned like Atlanta!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:32 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 09:30 PM (DiZBp)
Probably about the time they decided they didn't care to be beaten up on the playground and then got old and obnoxious. Apparently instead of learning to get tough, they learned to hire lawyers.
Shakespeare had that one right. First, we kill all the lawyers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:32 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
But Archimedes was just screwed up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+jijM)
Don't make me come over there.....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:33 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:32 PM (MDgS
You hadn't better. Didn't you read the part about hubbie being ex-SpecOps?
No, you hadn't better even speak it, let alone do it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:34 PM (+YMhA)
So the House funding bill for the National Park Service got a little
addition: It's now illegal for private individuals to decorate the
graves of Confederate soldiers with Confederate flags.
Have we mentioned lately just how much contempt we have for you hayseed laborers and your laughable "culture"? As for your history, pffft!
Posted by: Republicans (tm)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 09:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: West at July 08, 2015 09:34 PM (Di0uO)
Posted by: Bob Euclid at July 08, 2015 09:34 PM (s2Kke)
You may still burn and defile the US flag. Mohammed cartoons are still off-limits, though.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2015 09:34 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
An acute observation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)
But Archimedes was just screwed up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+jijM)<<<
This is all very plane to see.
Posted by: zombie Rene Descartes at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (Cq0oW)
No. It's the story of 100 years of LIbEral lies and the progressive destruction of this Nation.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (MDgS8)
I'm just speaking of dear Lynne in the subjective tense.
If there is such a thing.
There are two of them.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 08, 2015 09:37 PM (CrKN9)
Pigs.
Why don't they just plow over the Southern graves?
I don't have a (personal) dog in this fight but I can't stand this dishonoring of the dead. Disgusting.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 09:37 PM (cN9Sk)
Story title : " Only One Gun Away from a Happier Ending"
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at July 08, 2015 09:38 PM (ND90G)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:39 PM (YFw5T)
342 Ah. It was a voice vote so no one had to put themselves on record. Pigs. Why don't they just plow over the Southern graves? I don't have a (personal) dog in this fight but I can't stand this dishonoring of the dead. Disgusting.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 09:37 PM (cN9Sk)
Based on how Boehner typically does voice votes the chamber was probably completely empty except for a couple toadies.
Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2015 09:40 PM (zt+N6)
isn't being prevented from honoring the dead one of those classical themes in literature? like in greek literature and whatnot. typically bad juju
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
You should realize that those of us who aren't de facto atheists are cultists worshiping the Outer God Yog-Sothoth.
So, we're kinda all "God Smod" around here.
Posted by: Republicans (tm)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 09:42 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
An acute observation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)
But Archimedes was just screwed up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+jijM)
This is all very plane to see.
Posted by: zombie Rene Descartes at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (2BoMD)
I guess I'm just too obtuse to get the joke.
Posted by: West at July 08, 2015 09:42 PM (Di0uO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 09:26 PM (W5DcG)
An acute observation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:27 PM (rwI+c)
But Archimedes was just screwed up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:31 PM (+jijM)
This is all very plane to see.
Posted by: zombie Rene Descartes at July 08, 2015 09:35 PM (2BoMD)
I guess I'm just too obtuse to get the joke.
Posted by: West at July 08, 2015 09:42 PM (Di0uO)
So is the illegal killing the woman in San Fran. But no one will be held accountable for that. And since it was an illegal how about banning the Mexican flag? And since it was in San Fran the city flag and rainbow flag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 09:43 PM (DiZBp)
307 42 Tragic news: Olbermann out at ESPN.------------So he still
sucks as a sports reporter too, huh? He probably got canned after
bemoaning a US victory in the Women's World Cup.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:25 PM (ry4ab)
How much of a severance package will he get this time? Remember when
he got canned from MSNBC he argued that he needed a nice severance
package because he wasn't going to be able to find another job. And less
than a year later he was back at ESPN. What's he going to claim this
time? That he really REALLY won't be able to find a job?
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Yeah, really, he gets let go with a golden parachute like any GM executive. If you or I turned in his kind of loser job performance we'd be thrown into the dumpster out back. Once again I blame my guidance counselor for not telling me about how to really come out ahead in life.
Then again, this may have been a none to subtle hint from all the dudes studiously avoiding his program like the plague. And unlike MSNDC ESPN has to actually make ratings to keep their ridiculous advertising and cable fees, so he could have been a great sports reporter and gotten nowhere because all the sports dudes were already sick of his shit elsewhere.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:43 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: mad puppies at July 08, 2015 09:46 PM (F1Z8f)
isn't being prevented from honoring the dead one of those classical
themes in literature? like in greek literature and whatnot. typically
bad juju
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The SJW crowd would happily have executed Antigone for honoring her dead brothers, if those brothers fought for a cause that they didn't believe in or accept.
OTOH it would be fun to do a shlock movie about SJW college kids who go into an old cemetery to dishonor the Confederate graves and then get killed when the Southern dead RISE UP FROM THEIR GRAVES to take revenge!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:48 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 09:49 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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I think you are on to something there. The rainbow flag must go..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 09:51 PM (9mTYi)
OTOH it would be fun to do a shlock movie about SJW college kids who go into an old cemetery to dishonor the Confederate graves and then get killed when the Southern dead RISE UP FROM THEIR GRAVES to take revenge!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 08, 2015 09:48 PM (ry4ab)
Send more cops.
Posted by: Zombie Confederate Officer at July 08, 2015 09:51 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: West
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A sine of the times...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 09:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at July 08, 2015 09:52 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: zombie Sheets Byrd (KKK-WV) at July 08, 2015 09:53 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 09:53 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 09:51 PM (9mTYi)
Yes. That rainbow flag is the symbol of HATE and MURDER.Anyone who flies it or supports it is evil.The rainbow flag must go.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 09:53 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 08, 2015 09:33 PM (+YMhA)
It doesn't auger well for you if you do.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 09:53 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at July 08, 2015 09:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:55 PM (MDgS8)
A sine of the times...
Cosined.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:54 PM (MDgS
Let's not get off onto a tangent, here.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 09:56 PM (EHU9F)
Ranka is in the Miss Macross contest. And everyone has bigger boobies than her. Nanase-chan might be believable about 'size does not matter' if she did not posses a set that makes Luca go stupid in a nanosecond.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 09:56 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:57 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 09:56 PM (EHU9F)
This is a protracted discussion.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 09:58 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 09:59 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2015 09:59 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 09:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 09:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bob Euclid at July 08, 2015 09:59 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 09:58 PM (TEpA2)
If you all keep this up, I'm going to have a corollary.
That's just a theorem of mine...
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 10:02 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 09:58 PM (TEpA2)
Don't be obtuse.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at July 08, 2015 10:04 PM (Nk0GK)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:05 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 10:05 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not. I'm acutely aware that I have to take out the trash and recycling tonight.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (BZAd3)
And a fine play by Isosceles.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (cN9Sk)
The ACLU vociferously opposed the law. To date, 14 magistrates, out of 82 have taken that option. That led the ACLU spokescrunt to opine that, "..see? It just wasn't worth the effort to pass a law.
Specifically,: "Sarah Preston lobbied against the bill as director of the American Civil Liberties Union of North Carolina. She said the recusals represent “a pretty small number.”
That number amounts to 17%.
And yet..., and yet..., the total gay population is only around 2%, and the number wanting to be 'married' is a truly tiny percentage
So...., "a pretty small number" is 17% when you are trampling on people's beliefs and society, but 0.05% is of the highest importance if they are 'gay'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (9mTYi)
Why don't they just plow over the Southern graves?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 09:37 PM (cN9Sk)
I read recently, maybe here, maybe somewhere else, that when North Vietnam conquered the South they did precisely that.
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 08, 2015 08:16 PM (Lp7dV)
The Human Stain has another 18 months to spread himself.
Posted by: rrpjr at July 08, 2015 10:07 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:07 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 10:07 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 10:08 PM (noWW6)
So they raced to get the CFB out of cemetaries but no movement whatsoever on asset forfeiture.
Not my representatives.
Posted by: MAx at July 08, 2015 10:08 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 10:08 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:08 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 10:10 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:08 PM (MDgS
To infinity and beyond!
Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at July 08, 2015 10:10 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Al G. Bra at July 08, 2015 10:10 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:10 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 10:11 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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The memorials *are* being disturbed. From the Charlotte Observer;
"The public and Mecklenburg County commissioners on Tuesday night debated whether an obscure Confederate memorial on county property should be removed.
Their discussion reflected the divisive pleas from residents who spoke for and against keeping the memorial near Memorial Stadium on North Kings Drive."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 10:11 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:11 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Democratic Party at July 08, 2015 10:12 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:12 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2015 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
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That's what you do to subhumans.
Maybe the people talking about gulags coming to the USSA aren't quite as hysterical as I've believed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Democratic Party at July 08, 2015 10:12 PM (qyomX)
Yeah!
Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (MDgS8)
Hooooo-eeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (w266n)
Hooooo-eeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (w266n)
Posted by: Vendette
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Don't judge us!
Posted by: Conic sections at July 08, 2015 10:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: John Kerry at July 08, 2015 10:14 PM (qyomX)
They are already off the curve. Are you saying they are immaginary?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:15 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM
Dude, have you checked the balance sheet of your hedge fund lately? Those Greek bonds may not be worth what you remember.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 10:15 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Conic sections at July 08, 2015 10:15 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Democratic Party at July 08, 2015 10:12 PM (qyomX
**
They saw that your schtick was winning, so they jumped on board. All of the damage it was doing to the Country? Collateral. Eggs, Omelettes and all that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 08, 2015 10:15 PM (p7dd/)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:16 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 10:16 PM (qyomX)
Cent pieces I linked to last night? Some of those little buggers are
fairly valuable. Got any stashed away in your sock drawer?
Posted by: Conic sections at July 08, 2015 10:15 PM (9mTYi)
Mike, I didn't see that, but I'll look. I do have some Canadian pennies around.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:17 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 10:17 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: Conic sections
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Oops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 10:17 PM (9mTYi)
Justifiable death.
Afukcingmen!
Posted by: R Caro Defender of the Faith(& TheBreasts) at July 08, 2015 10:20 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 10:21 PM (Tolob)
Lynne must have a good working knowledge of set theory.
Let's just say she knows a couple of things about mass x acceleration.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:22 PM (MDgS8)
Hooooo-eeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (w266n)
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*Ahem*
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 08, 2015 10:24 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at July 08, 2015 10:24 PM (qyomX)
The television personality, who rejoined the sports network in August 2013, won't be renewing his deal to anchor his ESPN2 program. The news follows a THR report on July 1, noting that ESPN management floated an ultimately unworkable caveat: that Olbermann cease engaging in commentary.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 08, 2015 10:24 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 10:25 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Mindy at July 08, 2015 10:25 PM (P4sGF)
Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2015 10:25 PM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Robinson at July 08, 2015 10:26 PM (1SHv1)
I keep getting fired, and I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!!! I'm REALLY EASY to GET ALONG WITH if you just refrain from PUSHING MY BUTTONS!!! But NO ONE understands that!!! Is it REALLY so hard???!???
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 08, 2015 10:26 PM (qyomX)
But only imbeciles read what they're told by the Teleprompter!
Posted by: Keef at July 08, 2015 10:26 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 08, 2015 10:24 PM (e8kgV)
I could have sworn that I read that said caveat was a condition of his initial 2013 contract.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 10:27 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 10:13 PM (cN9Sk)
---
They were just using hyperbole.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 08, 2015 10:28 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:12 PM (MDgS
Just pi.
Posted by: Mindy at July 08, 2015 10:25 PM (P4sGF)
The pi is a lie.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik, shifting paradigms at July 08, 2015 10:28 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:28 PM (MDgS8)
I'm re-reading W.E.B. Griffin's Brotherhood of War series, and one line from that is "you can't tell a warrior by looking at him."
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: just saying at July 08, 2015 10:29 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:30 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:30 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 08, 2015 10:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (4SgJh)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (OQ9R7)
They're still pondering your issues with your cones.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Hank at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (IIAlb)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Barry at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 08, 2015 10:33 PM (4SgJh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 08, 2015 10:34 PM (m9V0o)
-Posted by: Barry at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (HstNY)
Having a Wookie on your back is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:34 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Robinson at July 08, 2015 10:26 PM (1SHv1)
I heard about the attempted shake-down of Kid Rock on Rush today. Agreed; good on him. He always seemed to be a decent guy to me despite Michelle Malkin's (?) hyperventilation about him performing at a GOP convention that one time.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 10:34 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Keef's bathtub at July 08, 2015 10:34 PM (2BoMD)
^^ name the song and band
Tell me about the
Boy from New York City
The verdion I have is by Manhattan Transfer.
Which is actually in New Jersey.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 08, 2015 10:34 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 10:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (0NdlF)
Point taken.
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:35 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 10:35 PM (Tolob)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:35 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 10:36 PM (9mTYi)
421 I've always identified with Max Planck. He studied black body radiation, and I'm covered in it.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at July 08, 2015 10:24 PM (qyomX)
Um, I think that's dander, Sugar Britches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 08, 2015 10:36 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:36 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at July 08, 2015 10:37 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:37 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 10:29 PM (qyomX)
****
*Nods sagely*
Posted by: Audie Murphy at July 08, 2015 10:39 PM (QNcbF)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 08, 2015 10:39 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:40 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:41 PM (TEpA2)
sometimes I read a comment that makes me laugh hard enough to think of Andrew Breitbart, and then I get choked up.
55 is the one today--pawnshop sign--laughter through tears
Posted by: barbarausa at July 08, 2015 10:42 PM (DyGWm)
Gotta watch the mixture though. It may start to Fermat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 10:42 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:42 PM (MDgS8)
N'awlins is doing great!
Wonder how that happened?
*cough,Katrina refugees cough*
Posted by: some random meathead - Brownback 2016!- at July 08, 2015 10:43 PM (ND90G)
I can't remember his name, but there is an Australian guy who pitched for the Athletics and Rays.*
*Now that I think about it, he was more of a "submariner" than a side-armer.
...last name begins with a "B".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: seen on a tee shirt at July 08, 2015 10:44 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:45 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:36 PM (TEpA2)
Yeah, well, the Manhattan Transfer cover is now stuck in MY head.
I hate you all.
/opens up Pandora, cranks "Strapping Young Lad"
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 10:46 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS8)
"Cobbler" is if your pie doesn't turn out correctly, so you add a sugar sprinkling after a few stirs of anger.
Gotta watch the mixture though. It may start to Fermat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 10:42 PM (JO9+V)
I say both the cobbler and Fermat should stick to his last
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2015 10:46 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:46 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Dennis Eckersley comes to mind.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2015 10:48 PM (FcR7P)
*Now that I think about it, he was more of a "submariner" than a side-armer.
...last name begins with a "B".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Perhaps Travis Blackley, but Miami instead of Tampa?
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:48 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:49 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 08, 2015 10:49 PM (p7dd/)
Service got a little addition: It's now illegal for private individuals
to decorate the graves of Confederate soldiers with Confederate flags.
ILLEGAL.
From the AP report it appears that those Fire Eater Republicans we elected said not one word.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 09:11 PM (YFw5T)
What a nice way to reignite interest in history - the CGF is a 'catch-all', maybe folks will start pacing great-great-granddad's unit guidon on graves instead.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2015 10:49 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Denny Hastert at July 08, 2015 10:50 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Godsmack's first one. Can't recall a bad track.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 10:50 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 10:50 PM (Tolob)
-Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:48 PM (TEpA2)
Nope. The guy I'm talking about was a closer for a couple of years. I should be able to remember this, but names are starting to escape me nowadays...
...Thanks, Beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: MAx at July 08, 2015 10:51 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 08, 2015 10:51 PM (VPLuQ)
couple of years. I should be able to remember this, but names are
starting to escape me nowadays...
...Thanks, Beer!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Grant Balfour?
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (Tolob)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS8)
that should have money coming out of its ears based on tax revenue, oil
business and low unemployment"
The mayor of Houston has more important things to do than handle municipal finances.
Such as monitoring the content of local church sermons for troublesome ideological deviance.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (noWW6)
-Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (TEpA2)
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Thank You!, Ma'am!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:53 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 10:53 PM (lhUQs)
I'm tired.
Posted by: avi at July 08, 2015 10:53 PM (4bND1)
Graeme Lloyd was an Aussie who pitched for the Yankees and the Blue Jays (and others...).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (Zu3d9)
-Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 10:53 PM (lhUQs)
The way the question was prefaced post-dated Quisenberry.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Chesty Puller at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:35 PM (OQ9R7)
Never do anything angry with your cobblers. You could hurt them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (7wyDO)
The United States Air Force (USAF) and National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) have completed the first development flight test of a controversial update to a nuclear bomb that has been use since the 1960s.
A 'safe' version of the the B61-12 nuclear gravity bomb with no warhead was tested at Tonopah Test Range in Nevada.
The tests are designed to extend the lifespan of the nuclear weapon by upgrading some of its parts.
... I bet the Iranians sent s delegation to view the test
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9iR5/)
Another Aussie. Was he a side-armer? I don't remember.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:55 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 08, 2015 10:55 PM (j0kTB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 08, 2015 10:55 PM (j0kTB)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 08, 2015 10:56 PM (qyomX)
Unless you can't handle hearing Black Hole Sun again...
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 10:56 PM (lhUQs)
-Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 10:54 PM (DiZBp)
Nope. I was speaking of "pie". Beat the shit out of a pie and it can only become "cobbler".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:56 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 08, 2015 10:57 PM (j0kTB)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 10:57 PM (MDgS8)
U.S. District Judge Gerald Bruce Lee's decision affirmed an earlier ruling last year by the federal Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, which voted 2-to-1 that "Redskins" was offensive to Native Americans and ineligible under the Lanham Act for status in the federal trademark registry.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 08, 2015 10:57 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 10:57 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Excellent album. When I'm in the mood to be further depressed, I find that "Jar of Flies" is also excellent.
Okay, I think the MT is slowly being neutralized. That was a close call.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 10:58 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2015 10:55 PM (9iR5/)
***
Yep. Former SpecOps and then the rest of a life with her? Hat tip to a life well lived.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 08, 2015 10:58 PM (p7dd/)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 10:58 PM (XAFOu)
Categorically, I'm not sure if Balfour qualifies a "side-armer".
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:58 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 10:56 PM (OQ9R7)
I was speaking of cockney rhyming slang. Cobblers awls = balls. Watching British comedies I used to wonder why audiences laughed when someone said cobblers until I found out about the slang
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: begerbilder at July 08, 2015 10:59 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2015 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (qyomX)
'Lo, 'rons.....was there a glitch in ONT production today?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2015 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Maybe it's taking its cue from the NYSE
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (DiZBp)
Ahhhh! Roger that.
...or don't. Are we still using British slang?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 11:01 PM (TEpA2)
508 No need to skip any tracks on 'Superunknown' by Soundgarden.
Unless you can't handle hearing Black Hole Sun again...
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 10:56 PM (lhUQs)
What was the group that merged Soundgarden and I think Eddie Vedder? Temple of the Dog?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:01 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at July 08, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)
'Lo, 'rons.....was there a glitch in ONT production today?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2015 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Maybe it's taking its cue from the NYSE
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (DiZBp)
Or United Airlines....or the WSJ.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2015 11:01 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:02 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 08, 2015 11:02 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Dana Barrett at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (+1T7c)
In the context of the full record, it is fine. They just fucked it raw with radio/MTV AirPlay.
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (lhUQs)
Posted by: Chesty Puller at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (Tolob)
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (qyomX)
Alice in Chains Unplugged?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 08, 2015 11:04 PM (dmepw)
"Songs that only suck because you've heard them too many times" would be a pretty good discussion topic. But not in a thread like this one, which has gone rocketing past its sell-by date.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 11:04 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS
****
Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 08, 2015 11:04 PM (QNcbF)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:04 PM (MDgS8)
...or don't. Are we still using British slang?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:00 PM (OQ9R7)
I am. Bristols.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Chesty Puller at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (Dwehj)
"My Love Pump" work for you?
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EzgxV)
-Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:01 PM (XAFOu)
Yes. It was a tribute to the suicide of one of their mutual friends.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
***
Trying to keep the raptors away? Quite the cruel method.
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 11:03 PM (Dwehj)
I'm waiting.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel's love pump at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2015 11:07 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 11:07 PM (EHU9F)
U.S.
District Judge Gerald Bruce Lee's decision affirmed an earlier ruling
last year by the federal Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, which voted
2-to-1 that "Redskins" was offensive to Native Americans and ineligible
under the Lanham Act for status in the federal trademark registry.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 08, 2015 10:57 PM (Dwehj)
Now that the name "Redskins" is free, I would like to market a natural skin condom named, "Redskins".Guaranteed at least as sensitive as Trojan and Ramses
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2015 11:07 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (XAFOu)
Okay..., I'm going to expand it, be cautious when encountering anyone named 'Ariana' or 'Nigel'..., or 'Cockburn'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (9mTYi)
He uses a lot of Cockney rhyming slang, and he has to explain it frequently because none of the Americans he deals with are familiar with it.
It's a pretty good movie, and also a nice basic primer for Cockney rhyming slang.
Incidentally, there is one piece of Cockney rhyming slang that has made its way into popular usage in America. Based on when it found its most widespread usage here, I think it must've come back with our soldiers from World War One.
The term is "raspberry". It's short for "raspberry tart", which rhymes with "fart".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (kivUY)
-------------------
Kent Tekulve
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2015 11:09 PM (vaR50)
Posted by: eman at July 08, 2015 11:09 PM (MQEz6)
many times" would be a pretty good discussion topic. But not in a thread
like this one, which has gone rocketing past its sell-by date.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2015 11:04 PM (qyomX)
Jesus built my Hotrod
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2015 11:10 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2015 11:10 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
***
Trying to keep the raptors away? Quite the cruel method.
Posted by: Bernhard Goetz at July 08, 2015 11:06 PM (F0Cog)
Claymores and Auto-Turrets didn't do jack.
This seems to be working.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 11:11 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 11:11 PM (Tolob)
Money -- by Pink Floyd is a song that sucks from overplay.
If you didn't know you would think that was the only song they ever made.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:12 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2015 11:08 PM (kivUY)
***
I'm surprised such an ale would even cast a glance at a male head (either), much less lowering itself to hold one (either).
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 08, 2015 11:12 PM (p7dd/)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2015 11:14 PM (2BoMD)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:14 PM (OQ9R7)
This seems to be working.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
****
The damned raptors turn the claymores around and they are too nimble for the auto-turrets.
More than a few have died underestimating them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 11:14 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2015 11:14 PM (2BoMD)
And I'm sure you've noticed that I say "American Indians" rather than "Native Americans"? That's because actual frickin' American Indians overwhelmingly prefer the term "Indian" over "Native American".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 08, 2015 11:15 PM (wKc1L)
Yeah , Moody's says Houston may become bankrupt in near future. A city
that should have money coming out of its ears based on tax revenue, oil
business and low unemployment . Is there anything Democrats can't fuck
up.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 08, 2015 10:32 PM (4SgJh)"
If you see a Democrat with a rubber hammer, quickly hide your anvils.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 11:15 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 08, 2015 11:15 PM (rHXGG)
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2015 11:15 PM (MDgS8)
Live on Unplugged.
Best set they ever had on that show.
Too bad it aired the night of the Oklahoma City Bombing ( I think). Otherwise, those guys would have blown up after that.
It was released overseas as an album called Live 'Wired and Unwired'. Awesome stuff.
Posted by: Garrett at July 08, 2015 11:16 PM (lhUQs)
Posted by: Vendette at July 08, 2015 11:16 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 08, 2015 11:16 PM (EzgxV)
"That's why I keep coming back here."
-Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 08, 2015 11:15 PM (rHXGG)
That hit me square in the funny bone!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 08, 2015 11:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at July 09, 2015 12:22 AM (Rug2j)
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Posted by: Aarradin at July 09, 2015 05:44 AM (xVRrG)
Funniest thing ever written, in any language, at any time, ever.
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