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Problem: Pop Singer Ariana Grande Licks Donuts And Replaces Them In Shop, Then Says "I Hate America"
No, I have no idea who this is, either, but a google search indicates she sang a song which I guess was popular called "Problem," which is sufficiently pointless and indistinct from every other terrible song that it would naturally appeal to undiscriminating children. It's linked below.
But I get to throw that "Problem" in the headline like I'm au courrant enough to make a joke about this. I don't really care that she said "I hate America;" as someone who has watched my country descend into a shithole, I've thought --and said-- the same thing. Sure, she has stupid reasons for saying it,, but I can't knock anyone for occasionally, or frequently, looking at this country and saying "What a piece of shit, what a bunch of dummies." On the other hand, I can be a little bothered that she and her boyfriend licked donuts and then put them back so that unsuspecting strangers could unwittingly enjoy their saliva and undiagnosed STDs. Definitely a party foul. I can also be annoyed by her I'm offended that YOU'RE offended self-justification:Oh. Of course, you were Doing God's Work when you did this thing. This dummy was upset to see donuts on display in a, get this, donut shop. I'm not sure what she was expecting the shop's wares to be -- salads? Steamed vegetables with a side of wheatgrass juice? Um, dummy, when you walk into a donut shop, you should probably steel yourself for the unsettling reality that there will be some donuts visible. And that doesn't give you the right to lick them. What is telling here is that she is filled with self-righteous narcissism (most forms of self-righteousness are just expressions of narcissism) and simultaneously with a lack of concern for other people, who might not want to eat a donut the Princess has licked with her nasty little tongue. This is, of course, no coincidence; this is what makes these people terrible, the simultaneous exultation of the self as so perfect as to be morally obligated to offer nasty little put-downs for all other human beings' moral failings, and, of course, the directly-linked lack of any human empathy for those other human beings.
"I am EXTREMELY proud to be an American and I've always made it clear that I love my county (sic)," Grande told FOX411 in a statement. "What I said in a private moment with my friend, who was buying the donuts, was taken out of context and I am sorry for not using more discretion with my choice of words." The 22-year-old explained she was frustrated by "how freely we as Americans eat and consume things without giving any thought to the consequences that it has on our health." She admitted that she should have "known better in how [she] expressed [herself]," but seeing the doughnuts reminded her that the "United States has the highest child obesity rate in the world." "We need to do more to educate ourselves and our children about the dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies," she added.
Someone on Twitter... says her BF dared her to lick the donut, and "like all kids," she did. I guess this is a caution to me to follow my own rule and not overly Social Shame her just because she did a Minor Bad Thing I can rant about. And I'll take that advice. I think it's correct. I don't think "licking a donut" is such a huge deal, to be honest -- a party foul, like I said, but yeah, people do stuff like this and we don't crucify them. So I do think I went overboard here, and violated my own rule of Shaming someone just because it's Easy. In fact, some of you might have noticed that my diagnosis here -- Narcissistic Self-Righteousness combined with a lack of empathy for another human being -- applied, in this moment, fully to myself, something I actually did notice myself as I was writing it, but then I did what people do when their conscience gives them a warning flag. I said, "Shut up conscience, let me finish doing this thing I want to do." I mean, I do not know this person -- I have heard the name five times before in my life, and had no idea even what she looked like. (When I was watching the vid, I was watching the wrong girl-- I was watching the brunette on the right.) I really shouldn't offer up such silly snap-diagnoses and scornful judgment based on five seconds of videotaped bad behavior. So yeah, this is a something, but not a a huge thing, and I should blow it up into a Huge Thing just because I'm lazy and don't feel like writing about something more important. Her music is still, of course, terrible. My friend Steve says, sardonically: You know, pop music really peaked just as I was discovering sex and hitting my biological sexual prime. I wonder why that is. But that sardony to one side: No seriously her music is terrible and she should be shamed for it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 08, 2015 05:07 PM (P330y)
Posted by: brak at July 08, 2015 05:08 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:08 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:09 PM (b65cm)
Naw.. She be famous or sumtin.
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at July 08, 2015 05:09 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2015 05:09 PM (/PAl9)
She's due for a love hook-up with some other skanky chick and then be featured on TMZ as a flaming love affair. Suck it mama!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 08, 2015 05:10 PM (P330y)
I had never heard of this piece of garbage, either. She is a babbling idiot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at July 08, 2015 05:10 PM (5br9Q)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:10 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:10 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: Al Sharkton at July 08, 2015 05:12 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 08, 2015 05:12 PM (Gosad)
Michelle Obama will be offering her a job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2015 05:12 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: tsj017 at July 08, 2015 05:13 PM (8SxgY)
But then, my parents said the same thing about the Beatles.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: waitress at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (hHs1b)
Sort of like a Barak Obama press conference.
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (aA2hG)
Let me gather this.
While out *buying donuts*
she decided to protest the fact that people eat donuts.
I can't..what?
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (s92xH)
Posted by: MAx at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (LA7Cm)
You have to twerk on stage or do something pornographic or sing a song about a day of the week or about being fat and proud.
Speaking of which, I'd love to see a catfight between her and Meghan Trainor. At least that would be entertaining.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (b65cm)
She's supposed to be a dumb, self absorbed bint at that age.
And she's part of Hollywood ( a Disney kid, no?).
But yeah, it's a shame that she'll pobably be the next Miley, or worse - Amanda Bynes.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (avC+E)
dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies"
Yes. Please tell us more.
Posted by: Starving African Kids with Flies Buzzing Around Their Mouths at July 08, 2015 05:15 PM (ND90G)
Posted by: jwest at July 08, 2015 05:15 PM (9ZZd+)
For the children!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2015 05:15 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 08, 2015 05:15 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: Anthony Batts at July 08, 2015 05:15 PM (Vf5rR)
She is a Disney princess turned pop princess. She has a decent vocal
range and can sing on key, a rare commodity with the talentless kids posed as talent nowadays. My issue with her is she is
over 21, which I did not realize until last year because she dresses
like pedobait for "to catch a predator." I seriously thought she was 16.
Also, she openly stopped being Catholic because they are mean to the gays. I am not even kidding, that was her reasoning. Depth of a kiddie pool in that one.
What
the crap is wrong with Disney that pretty much every kid churned out of
their kid entertainer factory seems to have serious mental/emotional
issues? Only Ryan Gosling and Keri Russell seemed to escape that crap
alive. Barely.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 05:16 PM (hvf9s)
Unfortunately, we cannot say for sure whether this incident will ruin her career or be the thing that catapults her toward superstardom.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 05:17 PM (LA7Cm)
I thought I was boring, but this bint has no mindthoughts at all, she's just a pre-recorded loop.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 08, 2015 05:17 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:17 PM (b65cm)
She is all image, and no substance, like our post-modern world.
Posted by: some guy at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (Kfrql)
Donut licking
Sexist beer
Popcorn flavored ice cream
Brought to you by your muffin top.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (TOk1P)
They've been saying "kids are maturing faster."
And Hollywood keeps showing them in "adult" situations, making parents look stupid, and just how smart they really are compared to their parents, etc...
The fact is, they simply skipped over the maturation of many things. Respecting others is one of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (qCMvj)
She's probably a skank.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (DkJ4E)
the crap is wrong with Disney that pretty much every kid churned out of
their kid entertainer factory seems to have serious mental/emotional
issues?
The more pertinent question is what's wrong with parents that allow their children to be part of this, after seeing what's happened to their predecessors.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (L52Oz)
Joe Marin, the owner of the store, says Grande and her male companion are seen doing something nasty to his powdered doughnuts. "One of the trays, yeah, she was licking on them and the other trays, she spit on them", he said.
Marin is concerned those powdered doughnuts Grande was seen hovering over were possibly sold to other customers.
1. So -- possibly? Whoever was working the counter didn't trash the tray just to be safe?
2. I'm in luck. I had a maple bar.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:18 PM (kdS6q)
she decided to protest the fact that people eat donuts.
The ruling class gets donuts. The serfs get a light gruel made of grass.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 08, 2015 05:19 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: nannyhag at July 08, 2015 05:19 PM (Queum)
Let me gather this.
While out *buying donuts*
she decided to protest the fact that people eat donuts.
I can't..what?
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst
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No.
She wasn't protesting a thing.
This statement is just something a publicist cooked up. AFTER she got caught on camera being a stupid, spoiled brat.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:19 PM (0lSVc)
It's all downhill from donut licking. Gateway drug.
Posted by: MTF
What's next, mainlining crullers?
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:20 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:20 PM (DkJ4E)
And I'm also wishing TMZ would have waited until about 2 days before it to release the video.
"And now, Ladies and Gentlemen...here to sing....."
Priceless.
Posted by: Portnoy at July 08, 2015 05:21 PM (OmSir)
Posted by: MAx at July 08, 2015 05:21 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 05:17 PM (LA7Cm)
That's why God made smartphones. She was part of the fappening, apparently. Nice little tush, she has. If you're into that sort of thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 05:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ariana Grande's boyfriend, the first time, staring into infinity at July 08, 2015 05:21 PM (b65cm)
Actually, that comment bugged me more than the American thing.
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at July 08, 2015 05:22 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: huerfano at July 08, 2015 05:22 PM (bynk/)
Next, shes going to be stealing cigarellos in convenience stores to protest smoking.
Or making speeches at $250k a pop to highlight her concern for the poor.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
That's no donut.
Posted by: Ariana Grande's boyfriend, the first time, staring into infinity at July 08, 2015 05:21 PM
Also not a long john.
Posted by: huerfano at July 08, 2015 05:23 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2015 05:23 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:23 PM (gmeXX)
There's a...uh...racial component, if you will.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:23 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: MAx at July 08, 2015 05:23 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 08, 2015 05:24 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:24 PM (XUKZU)
Have seen that picture. Fucking priceless.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:24 PM (UOsvH)
She obviously wants to be raped in that video.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 05:24 PM (wAQA5)
Where is the line to apologize to the donuts? I've brought enough for everybody.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 08, 2015 05:24 PM (7v8o1)
But then, my parents said the same thing about the Beatles.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:14 PM (LAe3v)
Your parents were right. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime by itself wipes out any good that they did. And that was just Paul McCartney. Fuck Imagine too.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 08, 2015 05:25 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:25 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Homer, who wishes he thought of it first at July 08, 2015 05:25 PM (nbGZj)
....
I'm guessing for the same reason most people stop being Catholic - the Church asks you to spend one hour per week at church and the Church does not approve of your sinning ways.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies," she
added."
Why do women so often talk about "their bodies?" You NEVER hear men use that construction.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (VfWkP)
Posted by: Ariana Huffington at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (W5DcG)
TMZ says she bowed out of a baseball concert thing after this happened claiming dental work or something.
She is in PR-fix mode.
Funny, usually they are begging for this attention, regardless. She's actually backing down.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (qCMvj)
No matter how hot she is, some guy, somewhere, is tored of her shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (UOsvH)
I came out of room, smelled gas, sent husband down to see what is going on, and total silence below. No doubt something untoward happened as that is how we roll (or splode).
I have had, oh, about one normal day in the past 90. Guess this is not a good time to take up smoking.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (5br9Q)
Ah. "Taken out of context." What, pray tell, WAS the context?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
TIME: Ariana Grande Loves America, Hates Obesity, Is Silent on Donut-Licking
Well, there's a headline you probably didn't expect to see today.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:27 PM (kdS6q)
Americans eat and consume things without giving any thought to the
consequences that it has on our health." She admitted that she should
have "known better in how [she] expressed [herself]," but seeing the
doughnuts reminded her that the "United States has the highest child
obesity rate in the world."
Oh, so she was fat-shaming then?
Btw, Buttercup, Mexico has the highest obesity rate in the world. Only the fit ones make it across the Rio Grande. The porkers are still in Mexico.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:28 PM (sdxPm)
------
There is a lot of dumb packaged into that one (two) statements.
But it actually sums up why most people leave the Church.
Jesus would have a lot more followers if he had simply said "Now go and sin as much as you want."
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (qCMvj)
their children to be part of this, after seeing what's happened to their
predecessors.
That too. Soon letting your kid become a Disney pop tartlet will officially count as child abuse.
I keep suspecting someone is doing something horrible to those kids behind closed doors, like the two Coreys. Screwing these kids up for life. That or they just get spoiled rotten and never recover from it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (XUKZU)
I deal with Chinese manufacturers every day and they are a pleasure to do business with. Friendly, eager to please, fair, trustworthy - everything you want in a partner.
Today I tried to buy products from two U.S. companies who would need to make a minor modification in one of their products to supply me and my customers. This would lead to hundreds of thousands if not millions in business.
Neither one seemed interested and both made it near impossible to speak with the right person to hammer out details. What the fuck?
Run out your old product lines and die a slow death, you short sighted assholes. Go out on the shop floor and tell your employees why your closing the doors.
This country is going down the tubes.
Posted by: jwest at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (9ZZd+)
dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies," she
added.
FAT SHAMING!!! BURN THE FAT SHAMING WITCH!!!!!
Posted by: SJW Brigade at July 08, 2015 05:29 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Krispy Kreme at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: chelsea danger at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (SZWTt)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (XUKZU)
everything I loved and believed in was wrong. I needed something else to
believe in."
------
There is a lot of dumb packaged into that one (two) statements.
But it actually sums up why most people leave the Church.
Jesus would have a lot more followers if he had simply said "Now go and sin as much as you want."
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:28 PM (gmeXX)
Of course, if what she meant is that this current guy, the Argentinian commie, is spewing lies left and... well, further left, then I might agree with her.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: fly gal at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 08, 2015 05:30 PM (L52Oz)
dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies," she
added."
Uh ... what was she doing in a doughnut shop?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (oKE6c)
They're shallow, self-absorbed, self-important idiots!!!
Especially love how she (inevitably) turns it into an assignment for the rest of us: "We need to do more to educate ourselves and our children blah, blah, blah."
Fcuk you, sweetie.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (VfWkP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Exactly. Just waiting for it to blow over in a couple weeks.
Which it will, as long as she lays low & keeps her trap shut.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (BP7mC)
Posted by: Yo! at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (xptlg)
Heh. SJWs are always assigning homework, aren't they?
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (b65cm)
She reminds me of dodgeball, sloppy joes, and the taste of strawberry Boones Farm. You know, middle school shit.
Just listening to her made me have to wash my dirty hands over and over and over again.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
Apparently she's in Wisconsin now.
Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (1Y+hH)
This is why we have packaging that can not be opened without specialized industrial tools.
This is why you can never open those damn tiny packages of peanuts the airline flight crew give you.
Posted by: Cassie Frankless at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (Eo9CU)
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If Jesus and the judge truly understood the situation they would know why I clobbered that guy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Akin/HuckaMoo at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (ND90G)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:08 PM (DkJ4E)
I further predict that 20 years from now she'll have done the full Linda Ronstadt, and will be approached by autograph seekers who think she's Dick Butkus.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (evdj2)
Lick a donut. You'll feel better.
Just remember to put it back afterwards though.
It's kind of like the "three-shake" rule while standing at the urinal.
Lick it more than three times without putting it back and you're playing with it.
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:33 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2015 05:33 PM (k3w9p)
Yes (both).
http://www.cracked.com/blog/
7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Arrogant Cunt Pale Ale at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (dYCDR)
Heh. SJWs are always assigning homework, aren't they?
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (b65cm)
'Cause that's what you do when you've got her towering intellect. Smart man's burden, and all that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (oKE6c)
This is why we have packaging that can not be opened without specialized industrial tools.
This is why you can never open those damn tiny packages of peanuts the airline flight crew give you.
Posted by: Cassie Frankless at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (Eo9CU)
"This is why we can't have nice things?"
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (h6Mpm)
Worst part is, she's kinda hot causing cognitive dissonance in me.
"Grande was in relationship with actor Graham Phillips and Australian YouTube comedian Jai Brooks. She subsequently dated The Wanted member Nathan Sykes, She rekindled her relationship with Brooks. Grande was also involved with rapper Big Sean."
So, at this point her wazoo pretty much looks like a cruller. Might want to take a pass.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 05:35 PM (kmtse)
Heh. SJWs are always assigning homework, aren't they?
No kids. I'm old enough to decide what I eat. Especially when I'm twice her age. I've been eating what I want since the best part of her ran down her mama's ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:35 PM (UOsvH)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 08, 2015 05:32 PM (ukTrJ)
ERMAGAWD!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Country of Japan at July 08, 2015 05:35 PM (t06LC)
So we need to edcuate ourselves....says a Hillary supporter.
My irony and hypocrisy meters just melted down and are on their way to China.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (jtStN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (NOIQH)
The episode of The Brady Bunch episode where Greg is going to become the next Johnny Bravo. The whole reason Greg gets the job?
"He fits the suit."
These interchangeable celebrities are all about the same, they 'fit the suit.' Manufactured images.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
it is the musical equivalent of an overly-airbrushed porn shoot. Why even have teh girl there? Just cue up a synthesizer to make roughly human sounding syllables, and call it a song. Add a cartoon woman in the video.
This auto-tune is gonna get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: imp at July 08, 2015 05:37 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Reality at July 08, 2015 05:37 PM (ENczY)
But in can rest in the fact that all donut shops I have been to have them behind the counter where heathens can't go licking them and then putting them back.
Posted by: Lea at July 08, 2015 05:37 PM (vmMMi)
See what you made me do?
Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 08, 2015 05:38 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:38 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (NjBm
Sucker bet. For performers, stupidity is a benefit, because they're not self-aware, and hence not self-conscious.
Same thing with athletes generally. They're generally too stupid to anticipate the consequences of blowing it, and so are loosey-goosey even in the most pressure-filled situations. The dumber they are, the better.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:38 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Hillary C at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (skLky)
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No trigger warning on the front door?
I've never been to any kind of pastry shop where the items are out, unsealed, where you can just take one, taste it, and put it back.
Posted by: despair at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (xsEwF)
Just to let you know, I wiped my butt with that doughnut before you licked it.
I'm doing MY part to fight obesity too!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (jtStN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 05:39 PM (kmtse)
See what you made me do?
To be fair, both their jobs and hers involve injecting semi-gelatinous substances into holes.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:40 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 08, 2015 05:40 PM (nFdGS)
Let's not get all supernatural here, Walt is controlling them from his cryo-chamber beneath the Castle, with his mind.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Reality at July 08, 2015 05:37 PM (ENczY)
--Watch the South Park episode "The Ring" and you'll get it.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (VfWkP)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (NOIQH)
Very often so. There is a visual template in style right now and if "look" part you're halfway there. The singing or acting can be stilted up, edited, etc.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (MKKIe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Take that back!
Posted by: The Monkees at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Joe Mama
Have you met her cousins, Burrito and Pendejo?
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: wooga at July 08, 2015 05:42 PM (skLky)
Ace
Dont be so hard on yourself
she actually has a person to carry her when she gets tired of walking
like a toddler
she is 21
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)
She deserves the full measure of derision and scorn she receives, as would anybody else who got caught doing the same stupid-ass thing.
It's just bonus points that she's a "pop singer." That kind of person lives for both attention and approval.
Oh, I'll give her some attention. Laughing, derisive, mocking attention.
Think of it as the cultural equivalent of booing her off of the stage for delivering a truly wretched musical performance.
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:43 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Ted Sryker at July 08, 2015 05:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:43 PM (qCMvj)
Next we have to replace a fireplace insert. I ain't gonna have a fahr (said like Hillary) if I gotta light a pilot. I want to just turn on light switch like modern woman making fire. We have now replaced the hotwater heater and furnace/ac and are basically opening veins and bleeding money. yehaw
But none of this matters as I am going to now brave the fumes and find wine. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at July 08, 2015 05:43 PM (5br9Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:43 PM (UOsvH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (NjBm
I think the problem is that it's such a small subset that the ones with the towering intellects will bump it up enough for the majority idiots. For instance Danica McKellar. And despite being odd Mayim Bialik actually is a neuroscientist. And I think the lead singer of The Offspring has a degree in Nuclear physics. Those three right there can probably bump up the overal entertainment IQ 15 points more than they deserve.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (gNjtt)
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 05:42 PM (zOTsN)
And he resists the temptation to chuck her in front of a bus? That dude just qualified for sainthood.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:34 PM (NOIQH)
Mara Wilson! I rewatched Mrs Doubtfire recently, man she was a cute kid. I like how she describes childhood acting as a real life Logan's Run. Apt.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (hvf9s)
like a toddler "
Effin' what?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Robinson at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (1SHv1)
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (VfWkP)
Oh, I'll give her some attention
Bull whip attention.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (UOsvH)
On her Disney show "Sam and Cat" she played a ditzy girl who was the foil for a sassy gal except....she came off as brain-damaged, not ditzy. Painful to watch.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (NOIQH)
Ariana was dating some rapper a little while back but broke up with him after he romantically penned a song about how she had a 'billion dollar pussy.'
The chick couldn't take the compliment, apparently explaining the lyrics to her grandmother was difficult, and broke up with the guy.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Hillary at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (6qR/9)
that the ones with the towering intellects will bump it up enough for
the majority idiots. For instance Danica McKellar. And despite being odd
Mayim Bialik actually is a neuroscientist. And I think the lead singer
of The Offspring has a degree in Nuclear physics. Those three right
there can probably bump up the overal entertainment IQ 15 points more
than they deserve.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 08, 2015 05:44 PM (gNjtt)
That's a start on offsetting Cher, but you're still coming up short.
And in any case, folding in those three will help the mean, but not the median.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (oKE6c)
Shady Music Facts musicnews_shade
You can serve up to 12 months in prison for cross-contamination.
Oooo -- that's right. There's a stack of state and Federal laws for tampering with products in stores.
Send her to jail.*
*Celebrity, Hillary supporter, in California. Ain't going to jail.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (GpgJl)
Is it even "music"?
Of course, it's not really hers, since she writes none of it, and her singing involves massive autotune and computers.
Posted by: William Teach at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (sFc52)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (8ZskC)
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Rest assure the Pope would not agree with them.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (o+SC1)
I tried the Ariana Grande at Taco Bell once, but it gave me a nasty bout of the shits.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2015 05:31 PM (VfWkP)
If you start spontaneously licking the Taco, we're going 'round and around.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (Vf5rR)
She should be ashamed. What she did was indecent. Trashy.
Posted by: Old Hob at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (Z+7WE)
Posted by: The Monkees at July 08, 2015 05:41 PM (oKE6c)
Shit, the Monkees are freaking Mozart compared to the dweebs nowadays.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (oVJmc)
I'd beat her senseless if I ever caught her licking food and putting it back.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (WOzHv)
No fat chicks!
Posted by: Jesus Grande at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (skLky)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (AC0lD)
BWAHAAAA!!!!!
Ariana, honey . . .
YOU WERE DATING A RAPPER.
WTF did you THINK the dude was going to think about your dainty little snapper?
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (h6Mpm)
Never fuck with my food. I will kill you. Dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Jay Z at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (p/5D/)
Toss in Barbara Streisand, and you're talking about an IQ black hole.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (8ZskC)
Where'd the video come from?
The donut shop?
They're releasing their surveillance video to gossip rags? That deserves a shaming, no?
Or was it all a stunt for publicity?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
A formation so dense neither light nor hope can escape.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (WhB4J)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (o+SC1)
"Hey, honey, that sounds familiar. Is that the donut-licker?"
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:46 PM (o+SC1)
"Hey, honey, that sounds familiar. Is that the donut-licker?"
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (o+SC1)
Toss in Barbara Streisand, and you're talking about an IQ black hole.
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Now throw in Lassie and Mr. Ed, and I think we're close to the break-even point.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 05:45 PM (GpgJl)
last jacket worn
last slacks worn
under bed
in couch
the car
Filed under: places my husband loses his wallet
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ted Stryker at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (LA7Cm)
She's doing prep work for her future career hocking STD meds on MTV, Nick, and the Disney channel.
(I actually went there... I disown myself.)
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (ueOgE)
It's true. Really true. Haha.
"Is Ariana Grande actually a baby?"
Posted by: m at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (5br9Q)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
------------------------------
It's probably in your pocket, Vic.
Kinda like the "your glasses are on the head" syndrome.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (BP7mC)
A formation so dense neither light nor hope can escape.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (evdj2)
But unfortunately stupidity can.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (oKE6c)
"
Disagree. I don't want some skank's cooties on my potential food. If a baker can get fined, a cook fired, and a business sued, I damn sure think some Social Shaming is in order here.
This isn't a behavioral issue so much even though it is that, too. No, the issue is hygiene and public health. This little typhoid Maria can keep her germs to herself and her BF's nethers. Consumers are not required to suffer her stupidity.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (1CroS)
Would think they released it because she messed w/their merchandise. She deserves to be shamed by them for the licking.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Barack Obummer at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (u/lNL)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (WOzHv)
heh.
Should be the title of CBD's upcoming Food Thread.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (qCMvj)
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that her record label's hired publicist was the real author of that.
Posted by: Marcus at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (TJlYg)
she has a reputatin for being rude and disrespectful to fans and fellow musicians
she is a militant vegan, she is pro amnesty, and a SSM crusader and will not shut up about it
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
------------------------------
It's probably in your pocket, Vic.
Kinda like the "your glasses are on the head" syndrome.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (BP7mC)
He could just call the NSA. They'll know.
"It's under the rocker on the porch."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (o+SC1)/i]
Hell, you could probably have somebody fart the song at that point.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 05:51 PM (kmtse)
3 I predict a future of unfortunate tattoos for Ariana Grande, along with DUI's, angry interactions with various LEO's and, eventually, jail. Her parents will be so proud.
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 05:08 PM (DkJ4E)
....................................
I predict three children from three different deadbeats, then breast and butt implants, her own reality show, and her stepfather decides to become a woman at age 65.
Sound familiar?
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 05:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:52 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)
The party of science.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:53 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:53 PM (kdS6q)
See? She lies awake at night thinking about the fat kids.
It was FOR THE CHILDREN!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 05:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:53 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 05:54 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:54 PM (qCMvj)
Sound familiar?
Found dead with a needle in her arm in a rundown Vegas motel.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 05:54 PM (UOsvH)
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Her excuse reminds of of the excuse that Jenny's boyfriend used for hitting her in Forrest Gump - "that damn Johnson"
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 05:55 PM (gmeXX)
she is a vegan
and wants every one else to be a vegan
and is prolly hungry all the time accounting for her nasty temperament
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 05:55 PM (zOTsN)
last slacks worn
under bed
in couch
the car
Filed under: places my husband loses his wallet
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 05:48 PM (qCMvj)
Looked in all those + more. Haven't worn a jacket since Winter.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 05:56 PM (GpgJl)
She admitted that she should have "known better in how [she] expressed
[herself]," but seeing the doughnuts reminded her that the "United
States has the highest child obesity rate in the world."
Also the lowest average IQ of 22 year olds in the world.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 05:56 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (EgOr3)
Kinda like the "your glasses are on the head" syndrome.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 05:49 PM (BP7mC)
Not there or in any pockets of shorts/pants that I normally wear right now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 05:50 PM (NOIQH)
I
would think the smart thing to do is to throw the food away and not
give your customers the thought that things they buy might be
contaminated by creepy customers. Would they have released it if she
were nobody and the publicity value were nil?
Personally, I've never seen surveillance video that good, which makes me suspect a set-up, which isn't to say she's an otherwise honorable person.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: naturalfakea at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (EgOr3)
Must resist.......
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Stuff Confucius Never Actually Said, But Probably Thought About, vol. 3 at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (8ZskC)
And she's 22. No "stupid things kids do" excuse. She could have graduated college by now.*
*Well -- maybe graduated Florida State....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (kdS6q)
I guess we've got a lot of taking back to do, then. But I already disowned myself, so I'm good. Or does that mean I get to reown myself now? Ah well. Gonna go check on the cat. She's either asleep or dead, might as well find out which.
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (ueOgE)
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (sdxPm)
you know resistance is futile . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (EgOr3)
good, which makes me suspect a set-up, which isn't to say she's an
otherwise honorable person.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
One scenario: her scumbag agent suggested this as an attention-seeking device, the "stolen sex tape" schtick having become shopworn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: JackT at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (kc1ED)
YOU WERE DATING A RAPPER.
WTF did you THINK the dude was going to think about your dainty little snapper?
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (h6Mpm)
And after dating a rapper, the street value has dropped to about a hundred bucks.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ted Stryker at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (JgC5a)
Washing machine? (A favorite hiding spot for mine)
Couch cushions?
Liquor cabinet? (Don't ask)
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (BP7mC)
Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (88xKn)
She's an adult.
>>>
By 22 during WWII A bomber pilot was the old man of the crew.
Posted by: Robinson at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (1SHv1)
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Still nothing like Miley Cyrus.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (gmeXX)
***"And I'll take that advice. I think it's correct. I don't think "licking a
donut" is such a huge deal, to be honest -- a party foul, like I said,
but yeah, people do stuff like this and we don't crucify them.
So I do think I went overboard here, and violated my own rule of Shaming someone just because it's Easy."***
To this I say: Fvck that.
This action could have gotten the business shut down. This was a legitimate threat to someone else's health. This was a legitimate violation of multiple people.
Shame the her with impunity.
Do it not because it's easy, do it because they deserve it. Do it because the only way to stop this is to raise it to ridiculous levels. do it to make them play by their own rules because they will most certainly do it to you when they catch your movement in the corner of their eye.
Our society is no longer polite.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (xSCb6)
Glad to hear it Ace. I lick your food all the time when you're not looking.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 05:58 PM (ueOgE)
Oh, lord, I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I am constantly bothering my cats to see if they're dead. So far, so good!
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 06:00 PM (kmtse)
she is a food nazi
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 05:47 PM (WOzHv)
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Oh shit... *runs away*
Posted by: Jason Biggs at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (6qR/9)
no. vile disgusting ought to jailed for fucking with food foul.
i don't have any tolerance for that shit
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (Cq0oW)
Click my name to see the video
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (3bZly)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 08, 2015 06:01 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 08, 2015 06:02 PM (/Ho8c)
I've never seen surveillance video that good, which makes me suspect a set-up
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Burning aviation fuel can't melt a sugar stick donut!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 06:02 PM (kdS6q)
(1) made a jackass move
(2) doubled down on the jackass move and
(3) justified the jackass move via some sort of SJW excuse.
She's a dumb kid but symbolic of our dumb kid-centered culture.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 06:02 PM (b65cm)
Dating a Rapper = Every Orifice Used and Abused Plus Bonus STDs
Dating Status: Suit Up Before Entry, Pump and Dump
Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2015 06:02 PM (KUa85)
and wants every one else to be a vegan
So what is she doing licking pastries containing eeevil animal products in them? Unless this is a vegan bakery.
The greater tragedy from all this is that a pop tartlet licking a donut is more troubling to the general populace than the IRS targeting citizens, or the stock market melting down. But bread and circuses gotta bread and circus! Just don't lick them.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (hvf9s)
First donuts, then the hard stuff: windows.
Posted by: despair at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (xsEwF)
"Look, cows produce milk with nutrients for cows. Maybe thats why Americans end up looking like cows!"
and "Ultimately no one wants to put cow tit pus in their food do they?"
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hamilton at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (ewQ+M)
Vic, that sucks! Have you tried calling the last place you whipped it out to pay for something?
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (EgOr3)
I have had it since then but I checked anyway. No dice.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (bhepQ)
38 It's all downhill from donut licking. Gateway drug.
First donuts, then the hard stuff: windows.
Posted by: despair at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (xsEwF)
Soon.
Posted by: Navel Gazers Anonymous at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (Vf5rR)
I'm tired of the "silly kids" excuse when it's not kids we're talking about. People her age are officers in the US military.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 06:05 PM (kmtse)
(1) made a jackass move
(2) doubled down on the jackass move and
(3) justified the jackass move via some sort of SJW excuse.
yeah 2 and 3 are annoying as shit.
she is actually shaming anyone who is shaming her. She is counter-shaming.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:05 PM (bhepQ)
Her career is probably in the toilet and some publicist thought this up to get her some attention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (OSs/l)
>>>233 Ace switch-raped us.
was that wrong?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (bhepQ)
Kind of hard to carry a blog on your back everywhere you go.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (Vf5rR)
Her real name is Ariana Grande-Butera, which loosely translates to Big Shithead.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (wAQA5)
No.
she's an idiot, but do I care about this? Should I pretend to care?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hamilton at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (ewQ+M)
To my knowledge, Madonna never walked into a food shop and started adding her own special-snowflake saliva to the product that was on display.
Which is not to say that she has or has not shared her special-snowflake saliva in other venues, mind you.
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (h6Mpm)
I wonder if like Miley Cyrus she has a-
nasty, white moldy looking zombie tongue?
That would make her donut licking a felony.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (KUa85)
Yes, I know that people don't grow up as fast today as they used to, but still.....22 is NOT a kid.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (cN9Sk)
Her statement about how she hates America and hates Americans that she tried to walk back is a different issue. Many times people will say to a close friend what they really feel. If she were on some show where they asked her about it, her answer would probably be radically different. She got busted for outing her true feelings and now she needs to walk that back. It might affect her popularity and record sales.
She really is just another America hating useful idiot.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (bhepQ)
That's just the Zoloft talking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (8ZskC)
One scenario: her scumbag agent suggested
this as an attention-seeking device, the "stolen sex tape" schtick
having become shopworn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 08, 2015 05:59 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah, I think I meant 'publicity stunt' over 'set-up.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
First donuts, then the hard stuff: windows.
Posted by: despair at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (xsEwF)
And, trust me: it only goes downhill from there.
Posted by: couch-fucker at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (48QDY)
But we won't, and this will all blow over.
Posted by: Dave G at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (n7xol)
No.
she's an idiot, but do I care about this? Should I pretend to care?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (bhepQ)
Hell, man, you needed a post, we needed a cat toy to play with.
It's all good.
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (h6Mpm)
Fatal level stupid.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (LA7Cm)
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Its ok to admit you care. Don't be the guy who says you don't care while spending an hour talking about something. You care - even if your care is shallow and short-lived. But you care.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (bhepQ)
No. We have more important things to mock.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (Vf5rR)
Steak is just upcycled grass.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wth - Donut Pusher at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:05 PM (bhepQ)
She's a perpetual shaming machine.
Secular religions are the worst. The absolute worst.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (b65cm)
Ariana, that burning sensation in your hoo-ha? Is cause you put another form of meat, possibly with pus, in your hoo-ha.
Posted by: STD, meet a new baby SJW Scold at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 08, 2015 06:08 PM (oJffz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (OSs/l)
First donuts, then the hard stuff: windows.
Posted by: despair at July 08, 2015 06:03 PM (xsEwF)
And, trust me: it only goes downhill from there.
Posted by: couch-fucker at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (EHU9F)
frozen metal poles in winter. trust me, she's stupid enough to go there.
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:04 PM (GpgJl)
By computer, buried.
Also where hubby loses it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (Cq0oW)
maybe this is the start of the cultural recalibration in the other direction
she i a big SJW, vegan, proamnesty and pro SSM
her last gig was at a gay concert for SSM
so her bona fides as having the "right" set of beliefs are solid
but people are sick of her shit
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dave G at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (n7xol)
Did somebody say blow?
Posted by: Marion Barry at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 06:10 PM (3jhA0)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah. Donut shop owner said she was welcome to come back but they would be sure to have the donuts in the display.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 06:10 PM (48QDY)
she is actually shaming anyone who is shaming her. She is counter-shaming.
Dear lord we're living in a Seinfeld episode!!
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 06:10 PM (WOzHv)
Ms. Special Ed doesn't understand biology, does she?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (Cq0oW)
stone instead of behead? fuckin' piker.
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 06:11 PM (EgOr3)
I prefer vows of silence to vows of diet.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 06:11 PM (b65cm)
Before singing she was a Community Organizer and when you consider the damage she could have done in her post-C.O. career, donut licking is just as minor league.
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 06:11 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 06:09 PM (Cq0oW)
Donuts: halal or haram?
Posted by: Guy who asks "halal or haram?" at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (h6Mpm)
Care if, for nothing else, she is a Hillary Clinton fan (according to twitter) and will probably do a video PSA at some point supporting her. And her stupid fans over 18 will all be like ok!!!!! yaaas!!!!! And their dumb vote cancels out your rationally decided vote.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (hvf9s)
she is actually shaming anyone who is shaming her. She is counter-shaming.
Dear lord we're living in a Seinfeld episode!!
Posted by: Soothsayer
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (DkJ4E)
but people are sick of her shit
Yeah, ask Amy Schumer about being on the side of the SJWs.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: WOPR at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 06:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Homer at July 08, 2015 06:13 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: joncelli at July 08, 2015 06:13 PM (ENczY)
Did you try looking on the side of the car seat? I lost keys there once and it took looking several times before I saw them there. I also lost my motorhome keys in my center console when they landed inside the tissue box.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 08, 2015 06:13 PM (xVgrA)
Donut licking.
Hillary supporter.
So will this PSA be like Lena Dunham's "first time" PSA?
Posted by: AmishDude at July 08, 2015 06:14 PM (b65cm)
Get the feeling she is just an unpleasant person. For example:
"She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got into the elevator," a stunned industry insider tells us. "And as soon as the doors shut she said, 'I hope they all f--king die.'"
But yeah, don't care that much.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 06:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at July 08, 2015 06:15 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:15 PM (Vf5rR)
Once she finds out that we now have a commie pope, maybe she'll come back to the fold.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2015 06:15 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: joncelli at July 08, 2015 06:13 PM (ENczY)
And whHHHYYY-IIII-EEE should tha-AAA-AAA-AAA-AATTTT bee-EEE-EEE-EEE?
Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2015 06:15 PM (h6Mpm)
she is a big Hillary supporter
no one can pick up hillary and carry her around so they are getting her a hoveraound
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: WOPR at July 08, 2015 06:16 PM (nRvEn)
One more perk of banning trans fats!
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:16 PM (hvf9s)
I totally get this. Except the "all smiles" part.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 08, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2015 06:16 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2015 06:17 PM (hqcjl)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 08, 2015 06:17 PM (NeFrd)
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*recalls pictures of starving German civilians hacking flesh off bloated dead horses*
You spoiled little pampered protected bitch. You haven't lived long enough to have an opinion that merits the slightest regard, except for contempt. You sure as hell haven't lived long enough to contribute anything meaningful to the community, let alone food.
I would say that you should feel nothing but shame, however, it is clear that your parents were remiss in their responsibility to instill that particular value into your self-centered small brain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:17 PM (9mTYi)
Seriously, wtf? Decrying her for that is not "going overboard".
That's an asswhooping in any sane fucking country. And I mean, I literally would fight someone who did that to my fucking food.
Railing against the bitch on the internet is the least of her worries. I would dump her as a representative of any major event just for that. The I hate America comment is spurious because I feel the same way a lot these days.
but licking food IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR...
Posted by: prescient11 at July 08, 2015 06:17 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Fat Amy at July 08, 2015 06:17 PM (5buP8)
Hmmm, I thought the army of Baracka has been telling us for years that's not true because rayciss or something. Grab some popcorn.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2015 06:18 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:06 PM (bhepQ)
I don't care.
Especially if it was a double dare.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2015 06:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Old Hob at July 08, 2015 06:18 PM (T1Jm0)
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 08, 2015 06:20 PM (TRDE0)
On a golf course forum I'm subscribed to, an owner is engaged in a gender bias lawsuit for having offering a ladies golf lesson clinic.
Suggestions for an HQesque snarky reply.
He's in California. Tempted to tell him to move.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 06:20 PM (48QDY)
Purge, comrade, purge. They might be out of fashion, but they are not out of utility.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 08, 2015 06:20 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Joe Biden Pick-up Lines at July 08, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Old Hob at July 08, 2015 06:18 PM (T1Jm0)
Great pastries, though.
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 06:20 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 06:21 PM (DkJ4E)
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Hmmm ... where is the next great Tom Clancy.
The Hunt for Red Velvet Cake.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:21 PM (gmeXX)
You may ask who Dan Schneider is.
He is the King of the Tween Princesses. About every one of the little skank whore tween stars of the past 15-20 years have come from shows that he has produced.
He is also rumored to have banged each and every one of those tween queens while they were very much underaged.
Still don't know him?
This is Dan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4v9bHoqo1s
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2015 06:21 PM (Z7G74)
The Left is an anti- position. They have to be the radicals to feel good, no matter what position they're starting from only hating the status quo makes sense to them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)
The blonde chick with the nice rack that was on the show with her did more for me anyway!
Posted by: Commissar M at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (Cz6h9)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (5buP8)
who knew bakerys would be the battle front in the culture wars
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)
Threadwinner nominee.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (Vf5rR)
Vic, I always find mine in the laundry.
Posted by: wth - Donut Pusher at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 08, 2015 06:07 PM (cN9Sk)
------------------------------------------
She was an unarmed teen, a gentle giant, gunned down just as she was preparing to turn her life around.
Posted by: MFM at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (zOTsN)
Vic,
Did you try looking on the side of the car seat? I lost keys there
once and it took looking several times before I saw them there. I also
lost my motorhome keys in my center console when they landed inside the
tissue box.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 08, 2015 06:13 PM (xVgrA)
Looked beside the seats, under the seats, folded seats down and looked behind them in truck. Only car I haven't checked is Grandson's wife's car who I rode home with from MIL's house Sat. I have a call in for that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (GpgJl)
Dear lord we're living in a Seinfeld episode!!
People. They're the worst.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivelFeld at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Ariana's BF at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (5LOno)
Vic, I always find mine in the laundry.
Posted by: wth - Donut Pusher at July 08, 2015 06:22 PM (wAQA5)
Checked, also washer and dryer.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:23 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (jtStN)
This pop dingbat licks a donut.
America 2015 - even our rebels are pussies.
Posted by: cnation at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (MsIBX)
gender bias lawsuit for having offering a ladies golf lesson clinic.
And if he didn't offer a segregated class, he would be 'unsympathetic to the special needs of womyn' and be sued for that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
Secondhand fellacio from a third-rate pop star?
Eh, I'll take it.
Posted by: Donutmaker at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (KUa85)
Wait, Ricky is a pedobear? That may just have ruined Better Off Dead for me.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (hvf9s)
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I kind of like him on ESPN. When he sticks to sports he is tolerable. And I was glad to see he came around on instant replay in baseball - namely that it sucks and is a terrible idea.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Prodigy at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (WAH9w)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2015 06:25 PM (UOsvH)
This infusion of tax dollars would no doubt stimulate the economy and accelerate the recovery even further.
Posted by: Moochelle Obama at July 08, 2015 06:25 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: thunderb
Jewish German bakers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
------------------------------
Heh. Always loved that movie!
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 06:25 PM (4ydPC)
Food hygiene is racist now....
//sjw
Posted by: Sven10077 at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (/4AZU)
The bakery should sue her for distributing hazardous materials in their store.
Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (gmeXX)
------------You, Sir and or Madam, are my new Hero! I've been saying that all along.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: cnation at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (MsIBX)
I hope she's made enough money to never have to work again, because she doesn't have "staying power" written all over her. I don't predict her having her own Vegas show in 20 years, you know?
She's a kid acting like a kid.
I sure hope she has a Plan B.
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (zurJC)
That's not just dishonest. It's simply indicative of the fictional world these people build around themselves which poisons our society.
Look I could care less about the brainless and she's entitled to her opinion. But she's not entitled to snooker people into make believe land nonsense that proliferates today's yourhful delusions.
And this is not her first run in. She also dissed a bunch of young kids who were fans and said some terriie things about them dying or some shit.
Posted by: Marcus t at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (/bfAV)
Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (88xKn)
man that dude is gross. You go to his wnesite and you cant enter unless you give him your age first
disgusting fat fuck
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sven10077 at July 08, 2015 06:27 PM (/4AZU)
I will not be fulfilled until I see Keith Olbermann stumbling around a bus station in a grimy army surplus coat, muttering about George Bush, holding a sign that says Blo-n-Go, .50 cents.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 08, 2015 06:27 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (zurJC)
She comes from a very well-to-do family. At least according to her super-flaming-ghey half-bro who was on Big Brother last summer.
Posted by: Peaches at July 08, 2015 06:27 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (ueOgE)
=========================
That was pretty funny. Gross, but pretty funny.
Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (DkJ4E)
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Today I'm self-identifying as nature intended me.
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair aka The Pusher at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (xVgrA)
Well, well, well. Any major network he hasn't totally pissed off yet? MLB Network maybe. Regional Fox Sports maybe. Al Jazeera.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: bruce at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (dJCrW)
Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2015 06:29 PM (95CzI)
You should see what some of these celebrities do to maple bars.
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 06:29 PM (UzPAd)
On the upside, she's going to spend whatever little money she's gotten for being a one hit wonder, and live on the dole for the rest of her life.
Sometime, about 50 years from now, she's going to wish she had that donut really bad.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 08, 2015 06:29 PM (sH832)
Where's Joan Rivers when you need her?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 08, 2015 06:30 PM (iQIUe)
>>> This is Dan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4v9bHoqo1s
Wait, Ricky is a pedobear? That may just have ruined Better Off Dead for me.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (hvf9s)
Just another internet rumor?
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:30 PM (Vf5rR)
they dont sound rich. They sound middle class
Posted by: thunderb at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair with Vox at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (xVgrA)
That is he a peobear? Yes. But I wiki'd him, he really did move on from acting to producing kids' TV shows.
Speaking of possible pedobears... thoughts on the Jared from Subway kerfluffle, anyone?
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (hvf9s)
Plus they're Sicilians. Which makes it even more shameful.
Posted by: Marcus t at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (/bfAV)
ESPN is NOT renewing Keith Olbermanns contract
Saw that in this month's Cornell Cow College Alumni newsletter.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bruce at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (dJCrW)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (9Y7bY)
If I ate a donut that she pre-licked, that's mouth-rape.
I'm serious. She mouth raped me by inserting her saliva and germs into my mouth and stomach and intestines without my consent.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 06:33 PM (WOzHv)
But for some reason, she wants to bang rappers and do rap like music to be cool. And when I think of the epitome of culture, I think of the rap scene.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 06:33 PM (AC0lD)
you had me and everyone else at this
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:33 PM (Uk9e2)
Teaser:
"They want obedience, of course. But even more, they want their rule, and their belief system, to be accepted and self-sustaining. And the only way to achieve that is to create a new society of people who share those beliefs, even if it means bludgeoning every last citizen into enlightenment."
Read it.
http://tinyurl.com/pq94esn
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:33 PM (9mTYi)
Fished a wallet out while canoeing one time thinking "aha time for a good deed". It was mine.
Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2015 06:33 PM (DL2i+)
He was the fat kid (Dennis) on 'Head of the Class' back in the 80s.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Licking other people's donuts?
Was this a Girls kind of "donut" licking or are we talking pastries here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2015 06:34 PM (95CzI)
>Junior clinics are next.
Harry Reid and Roman Polanski et al.
Does that work?
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 06:34 PM (48QDY)
i look forward to reading about her fatal car accident of drug overdose in the near future, and hope that her life is a living hell until she dies.
F her, sideways, with a tanker's bar wrapped with 3 rolls of razor wire.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2015 06:35 PM (jMMCO)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 08, 2015 06:32 PM (9Y7bY)
Victoria Justice was the hot one on the show anyways, closely followed by the girl that played 'Jade'.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 06:35 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 08, 2015 06:35 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Southpark at July 08, 2015 06:36 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
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Sure..., it always comes back around to *me*. Assholes.
Posted by: Nancy Sonatra at July 08, 2015 06:36 PM (9mTYi)
She can stick with licking stuff though.
Posted by: Up the Irons at July 08, 2015 06:37 PM (zuBg2)
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:37 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at July 08, 2015 06:37 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: LincolnTf at July 08, 2015 06:38 PM (2cS/G)
Vic, I left mine on the driving range once.
Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (88xKn)
LOL, haven't been to the golf course in over 10 years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 06:39 PM (GpgJl)
"ESPN is NOT renewing Keith Olbermanns contract"
With Michael Sam out of the NFL, he has no material.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 08, 2015 06:39 PM (OD2ni)
"The wallet you save may be your own."
Posted by: Pithy Sayings at July 08, 2015 06:39 PM (0NdlF)
it up into a Huge Thing just because I'm lazy and don't feel like
writing about something more important."
Well, here is something that is not really a Huge Thing in the whole panoply of world issues but is probably going to be pretty huge for the people involved.
Catholic universities, or I suppose any religiously oriented institutions of higher learning, should probably close down their married student housing now unless they have no problem with married gay students in those housing units or they think that it will be lots of fun spending vast sums of money to defend themselves in the inevitable law suit that they will eventually lose.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 06:41 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (gmeXX)
------------You, Sir and or Madam, are my new Hero! I've been saying that all along.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (9iR5/)
Last week they stopped a game for almost 4 minutes when a "out at first base" call was challenged. The call was upheld and should have been - but it was so friggin' obvious and the fact that it took 4 minutes to decide was ridiculous.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2015 06:41 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 06:42 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 08, 2015 06:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Heh. Al Jizz was my first thought. Maybe the Weather Channel can employ him to screech about how George W. Bush killed the planet with global warming.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 06:42 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: SH at July 08, 2015 06:24 PM (gmeXX)
Yeah! I can be bored again, in slow motion.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:42 PM (Vf5rR)
Personally, I've never seen surveillance video that good, which makes me suspect a set-up, which isn't to say she's an otherwise honorable person.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Depends on how old the system is. Most of the ones from the last couple of years have HD capabilities, and you can record in 480i or 720p. HD cameras have been pretty affordable for the last 3-5 years.
Harbor Freight sells a DVR system with remote monitoring capability for $280.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2015 06:43 PM (Z7G74)
Fight the real enemy, people. Punch it in the mouth, even.
Posted by: D Andre Johnson, Ex-FSU QB at July 08, 2015 06:43 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2015 06:43 PM (4WhSY)
I'll do a post about it tomorrow.
One thing to make clear, I'm not saying any propagation of moral values is "social shaming." It's not. All politics is about the propagation of moral values, and we wouldn't have any politics, or moral philosophy, if it were deemed "wrong" to push forth one's idea of the Good and Just Society.
I specifically mean this tactic, which is grounded in mammalian pack behavior, of picking a scapegoat or "butt" of a collective joke, and then running ostracism games on them in order to make them feel low (and possibly to enforce compliance with the group's desires, though I believe this is a secondary motivation: the first motivation is the pleasure of mob-based cruelty, for people have reduced moral responsibility when acting as part of a mob).
So this isn't some cute way of claiming "all Christians need to STFU."
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 06:43 PM (bhepQ)
Ariana apparently cancelled a MLB concert after this incident because she had 'oral surgery.'
I have her 'oral surgery' right here except I have no idea where her mouth has been.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 06:44 PM (AC0lD)
He'd be a great get for FoxNews. Move over Jerry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:44 PM (rwI+c)
I sure hope she has a Plan B.
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (zurJC)
......................................
I sure hope she USES Plan B.
Future generations will thank her.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (wAQA5)
seriously? ND already offered benefits to gay couples before the scrotus ruling
hell, they'll probably throw in fancy soaps and flowers for tgeir bedrooms
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (0uDnf)
Whatever the fvck that is.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (xSCb6)
I'm sticking with Not My Clown, Not My Circus.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (rwI+c)
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's
Reproductive Heath Choice Clinicwant to thankPresident Obama for preventing the US Economy crasking today because of Bush policies. We are so proud of you and everything you has done for persons of colors and protecting are country from the enemies Bush created when he was presdent. Brattleboro will always love you and keeps up the goad work !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 08, 2015 06:46 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 08, 2015 06:46 PM (yR6A1)
A friend of mine in NY just got a new waitresing job at a place that is apparently a known mob restaurant. Steaks start at $50 so she is looking forward to getting good tips (she's cute, she will.) She also hates stereotyping people and so is kind of appalled that so many of the people that work there fit the Italian mob stereotype perfectly, hah. Like living in a Godfather ep apparently.
Should I be at all concerned for her safety, NY morons? It is probably honestly safer in some aspects, but I always assume the worst.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 06:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:47 PM (Uk9e2)
Schtick's getting old....
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2015 06:47 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:48 PM (rwI+c)
She licked somebody else's food. Yeah, "social shaming" is definitely called for there. And an actual ass kicking.
That's pretty fucked up.
A flippant comment about "I hate America", I'm not going to burn the woods down for.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 08, 2015 06:48 PM (q5APL)
have reduced moral responsibility when acting as part of a mob).
So this isn't some cute way of claiming "all Christians need to STFU."
-Ace
I come for the jokes and pointy elbows, but I stay for the mob-based cruelty.
Confining it here makes it an outlet and it, thus, has no real-world repercussions. So it is a guilty but somewhat harmless (Is it harmless?) pleasure.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:48 PM (Vf5rR)
Probably a lot safer than working at a Popeye's in Baltimore.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 06:48 PM (W5DcG)
honestly safer in some aspects, but I always assume the worst.
If she introduces you to her new boyfriend and his middle name starts with "the" it's already too late.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2015 06:49 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:49 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 08, 2015 06:48 PM (W5DcG)
Or a CVS there.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 08, 2015 06:50 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: head in the clouds at July 08, 2015 06:50 PM (YEddG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (0uDnf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (3sJ/S)
Lawyer undercuts her claim...
So why does CNN have a headline like this, don't they know they are suppose to defend Hillary....I'm confused.
Posted by: Colin at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (WQLtV)
Someone paid[/] to make that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:52 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sven10077 at July 08, 2015 06:52 PM (/4AZU)
If they ask her to take a package down to Florida, she should worry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:51 PM (rwI+c)
Lie down with dogs? I'd politely decline the job, move to another city, then change my name.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 08, 2015 06:52 PM (Vf5rR)
Can. Not. Listen. To. This. Shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (s2Kke)
I bet she doesn't hate American dollars.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (wAQA5)
Mary may be a little plump, but she does give good BJs. Hey...Hey..Hey it's Fat Mary.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (mZzew)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (NeFrd)
There are plenty of undeserving people that have adulation thrown at them, and all of them annoy me. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Doesn't mean I'm jumping on the twatterverse to be incensed. Frankly, if I did that with every no-talent that thought they were bigger than Jesus, I wouldn't get anything done.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 08, 2015 06:54 PM (QFjNO)
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2015 06:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 06:54 PM (I0bBu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 06:54 PM (rwI+c)
Clinton told CNN's Brianna Keilar
Lawyer undercuts her claim...
There CNN, I FIFY.
Yeesh.
Writing eye-catching headlines must be a lost art at CNN.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (KUa85)
Young pop-star interrupted when singing
National Anthem by hundred of irate baseball fans
throwing soggy donuts at the singer.
humiliated, she decided to take a powdered.
Posted by: seamrog at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (8iNGF)
Posted by: Up the Irons at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (zuBg2)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 08, 2015 06:49 PM (4WhSY)
See? I'm totally a nice guy, totally a nice guy.
Posted by: Jimmy Two-Times at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (s2Kke)
Someone paid[/] to make that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2015 06:52 PM (9mTYi)
No kidding. And honestly, on a scale from one to ten, of my physical attractiveness preferences, she's about a 99, but that... that's not watchable.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 06:56 PM (ngXRR)
Geeze..., watched about 15 seconds of that video.
Someone paid[/] to make that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
......................................
Me too, but she didn't show us her tits so why bother with another 15?
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 06:56 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:55 PM (Uk9e2)
Why add injury to the donut shop? Would you want to eat any food made by that brainless singer?
Posted by: Pithy Sayings at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (0NdlF)
...in the right hands.
(Why do you think they call me Shame-us Muldoon?)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 08, 2015 06:53 PM (NeFrd)
12? Nephew? If it was my kid, I would spank him. Right there in front of everyone. Nephew... a REAL hard slap on the back of his head. And then I would dare the parent to say something other than "good job" to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 06:58 PM (0NdlF)
I sincerely believe we should give her and those similarly offended and concerned, room to destroy riot lick.
I couldn't get the strike-through to work. I hate this country.
Posted by: OPM at July 08, 2015 06:59 PM (MelgH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 06:59 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 06:59 PM (I0bBu)
Posted by: nannyhag at July 08, 2015 06:59 PM (Queum)
Posted by: Muldoon
------------------------------
Family?
I'd smack him upside the head so hard, his grandkids would come out dizzy.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 06:59 PM (6dcYC)
It was in a pair of shorts I swear I had checked twice already. 3rd time is the charm.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 06:56 PM (wAQA5)
It would appear she does have nice chesticles, but really, it's her world-class backside that distinguishes her from the other pop skanks out there.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (Uk9e2)
However, if perfect sweet sweet karma existed in this world-
anytime she's eating in a restaurant someone would spit in her food.
then tell her after dinner.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:01 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2015 06:26 PM (oiNtH)"
The bakery may suffer real financial damage from this incident, although it seems that they did not take reasonable precautions to prevent assholes from licking their donuts and putting them back and we are talking about New York City here. While it may be an exaggeration to call NYC Asshole Central, there are enough people in close proximity that you should expect assholes to come into your store and find the vulnerabilities.
In any event, I would like to see the store sue this narcissist air head and force her to take an AIDS test to prove that she did not commit attempted murder or assault with a deadly weapon or even biological warfare which would be a war crime. Also test her for hepatitis-C, herpes, gonorreaha, tuburculosis, leprosy, cholera, plague and any other diseases that could be spread by eating food that someone had licked.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 07:01 PM (QHgTq)
Her voice is....how shall I say this politely.....really fvcking irritating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:02 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (Uk9e2)
In any event, I would like to see the store sue this narcissist air head and force her to take an AIDS test to prove that she did not commit attempted murder or assault with a deadly weapon or even biological warfare which would be a war crime. Also test her for hepatitis-C, herpes, gonorreaha, tuburculosis, leprosy, cholera, plague and any other diseases that could be spread by eating food that someone had licked.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 07:01 PM (QHgTq)
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her record label has already cut a check.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (GpgJl)
---
Admit it Vic. You're wearing the shorts right now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (s2Kke)
She's grumbling a bit over the uniform discrepancy, but let's face it, she will probably get a ton more tip money than the guys!
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 07:04 PM (hvf9s)
And, if she tests positive for any or all of those diseases, she would be a valued addition to the Whizzo Chocolate Company!
Posted by: Mr. Hilton at July 08, 2015 07:04 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 08, 2015 07:04 PM (yahrg)
It was in a pair of shorts I swear I had checked twice already. 3rd time is the charm.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (GpgJl)
---
Admit it Vic. You're wearing the shorts right now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:03 PM (jR7Wy)
It was in a pair of shorts I wore over to MIL's house Saturday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:05 PM (GpgJl)
"You have died of dysentery."
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 07:05 PM (ueOgE)
I FOUND IT!
It was in a pair of shorts I swear I had checked twice already. 3rd time is the charm.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:00 PM (GpgJl)
........................................
Aha. Good for you.
Last time I lost my car keys I found them in the back where I had already looked 3 or 4 times.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (wAQA5)
The shorts were outside on the clothesline drying.... that will be Vic's story
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (nkc0T)
Get on the floor
Everybody
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody
Posted by: Ariana Grande's Newest Hit! at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (Dwehj)
I have a feeling that will be happening quite often, naturalflake.
Karma is real. And as they say, she's a bitch.
Posted by: Chi at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (0iCYP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (s2Kke)
***resisting urge to kid Vic about shorts, black socks and sandals**
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 08, 2015 07:04 PM (yahrg)
Only Yankees wear stuff like that. Usually at the beach with a gaudy shirt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (GpgJl)
Can you please provide the times in the video where I can see evidence of these attributes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (ueOgE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 08, 2015 07:08 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 07:08 PM (hvf9s)
the crap is wrong with Disney that pretty much every kid churned out of
their kid entertainer factory seems to have serious mental/emotional
issues? Only Ryan Gosling and Keri Russell seemed to escape that crap
alive. Barely.
And Annette.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 08, 2015 07:08 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:09 PM (s2Kke)
yourself for the unsettling reality that there will be some donuts
visible."
Grade
A
Snark.
Posted by: shibumi, who is forced to live in an unsettling reality created by democrats at July 08, 2015 07:10 PM (GwjEG)
Posted by: Pop Tart at 3 AM at July 08, 2015 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 08, 2015 07:11 PM (AxDuC)
Last time I lost it, I washed my wallet and half melted all the cards which were stuck in the dryer and little receipt balls were in all the clothes.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 07:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:11 PM (TYoEn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:12 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 08, 2015 07:12 PM (x3GpS)
I a,'really tired of hearing we cannot build a wall between us and Mexico
Google border barriers. They are all over the world
India is building the biggest border wall in the world right now
It can be done
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Agent J at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (ueOgE)
The pisser is I went to get it originally to go down to the "store" so I would have some for tomorrow morning and Friday. Thursday is my rocking chair day 'cause wifey goes to play bridge all day.
But now it is too late because the "stores" close at 7 pm by law in SC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:13 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2015 07:13 PM (cYXYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:14 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:14 PM (TYoEn)
Why put this online? Unless you want to torture people with the opening.
https://youtu.be/W-II1A8Z658
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (nkc0T)
Yay Vic! Keys are wily creatures.
Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2015 07:08 PM (hvf9s)
Keys would not have been as big a worry I have spares for those. Wallet contains a bunch of "stuff" that would have to be cancelled and replaced. Major headache.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (zOTsN)
Some idiot on Hannity (other than Hannity) kept responding with 'Taller ladders!!' as though that settled the issue.
At least as effective would be some work with a pen and paper-- like writing the laws necessary to deny illegal aliens government handouts of every variety, and draconian punishment to the people who hire them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Donald the Trump at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (hvf9s)
a-hole
seriously? ND already offered benefits to gay couples before the scrotus ruling
hell, they'll probably throw in fancy soaps and flowers for tgeir bedrooms
Posted by: Feh at July 08, 2015 06:45 PM (Uk9e2)"
So it is probably not a problem for Jesuits but for other orders who have are not clever enough to have reasoned themselves out of Catholicism, it might be an issue.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:13 PM (GpgJl)
What is your go-to bourbon?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: donna at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 07:16 PM (Dwehj)
Talking behind someone's back is frowned upon but I do figure it has almost no real-world repercussions.
Unless the target overhears.
Which is a situation I saw happen one time. Someone was going OFF on someone who had, we thought, departed, opening up the Bitch Journal and totally outing every dirty thing that person had done (or had been rumored to have done), and I (and others) was enjoying the gossip, and then twenty minutes in the target up to a screened window and announced that he had been listening the entire time.
Man, was that uncomfortable. I think it would have relieved the tension if the target murdered the gossip. Just something other than that oppressive rage and social horror in the air.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2015 07:16 PM (bhepQ)
Can you please provide the times in the video where I can see evidence of these attributes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:07 PM (Zu3d9)
No, I can't do that. But I can point out the simple google images search terms: "ariana grande nude."
She was part of the frappening a couple years ago. She's got a super tush... and you can tell she knows it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:16 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:16 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2015 07:17 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 07:16 PM (Dwehj)
That's worth setting up a new Twitter account.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:17 PM (TYoEn)
The shorts were outside on the clothesline drying.... that will be Vic's story
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:06 PM (nkc0T)
----
*waves back, sloshing beer*
I picture drop-seat union suits and knickers with CBFs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Check out the Norse Real Time Attack Map:
http://map.norsecorp.com/
Apparently there is a huge NSA eavesdropping collection site in St. Louis, which is being very heavily attacked.
H/T: Ann Barnhardt
Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2015 07:17 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 08, 2015 07:08 PM (f4mjo)
When Walt was alive he kept close tabs on the kids and made sure they stayed out of trouble and nobody messed with them. And Annette had major health problems as well. So did the cute girl who played with Sean Connery in Darby O'Gill. In fact she did die of a rare disease just when her career was really taking off. It was sad.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:18 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 08, 2015 07:18 PM (4SgJh)
That's why they've been forced to try to shoot rockets over the fence.
Hey maybe the Messicans will start firing the "migrants" over the wall?
Setup some bleachers and a set of judges. Anyone who survives can stay.
They must reach a certain height and distance to qualify otherwise we'll just shovel them back.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 08, 2015 07:18 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (JO9+V)
I a,'really tired of hearing we cannot build a wall between us and Mexico
Some idiot on Hannity (other than Hannity) kept responding with 'Taller ladders!!' as though that settled the issue.
At
least as effective would be some work with a pen and paper-- like
writing the laws necessary to deny illegal aliens government handouts of
every variety, and draconian punishment to the people who hire them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (oVJmc)"
Someone was telling me that the Tucson Star had an editorial complaining that a 30 foot tall fence along a section of the border was a problem because illegal immigrants were being injured when they fell from that height.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (s2Kke)
Ah....I thought you were referring specifically to the video. I couldn't stomach playing it, even with the sound off.
She does have a lovely ass, but I am not sure it's world-class. Solid regional winner? Yes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (Zu3d9)
I a,'really tired of hearing we cannot build a wall between us and Mexico
Google border barriers. They are all over the world
India is building the biggest border wall in the world right now
It can be done
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)
Of course it can. The question is why does our governing class refuse to do so?
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 08, 2015 07:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:21 PM (Dj0WE)
They close here at 9. Want to me to run you a pop or two down?
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:14 PM (TYoEn)
I have about 3/4 of a bottle now. I wanted another one so it would last until Friday w/o having to go back. I like to watch the sun come up in my rocking chair with the brown. It just means I will have to go back on Friday and can't start drinking then until after 9 am unless I don't hit as much on Thursday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:21 PM (GpgJl)
And remove the government cheese carrot.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:22 PM (TYoEn)
And remove the government cheese carrot.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:22 PM (TYoEn)
Drop seat with the CBF? Oh geez. That is an image was not expecting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:22 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 07:22 PM (Dwehj)
That should reduce the price right there.
I mean they came here to work, right? And they'll do the work Americans won't, right? And they're acclimatized to the heat and sand, right?
*that was racist wasn't it?* *denounces self with a smirk*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (x3GpS)
Yikes!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (NOIQH)
She does have a lovely ass, but I am not sure it's world-class. Solid regional winner? Yes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Heh, to each his own. I prefer petite women. But no, I don't think I made it to the video's 15 second mark.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (nkc0T)
Nice. Watching the sun come up.
Heh. Retirement.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (TYoEn)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Normally cheap RnR. Occasionally I will get a bottle of Crown but if I get that only hit about 3 shots and then go to the cheap stuff. No point in getting expensive stuff when you guzzle.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:24 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Ted Striker at July 08, 2015 07:24 PM (tgnRB)
Hey maybe the Messicans will start firing the "migrants" over the wall?
Setup some bleachers and a set of judges. Anyone who survives can stay.
They must reach a certain height and distance to qualify otherwise we'll just shovel them back.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
...................................
Sell tickets and tags, no limit.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2015 07:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:25 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 08, 2015 07:25 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Senor Wences at July 08, 2015 07:26 PM (/hhhj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:26 PM (s2Kke)
I did see upthread but you are welcome to join us any weekend.
10am Saturday's and Sunday's.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:26 PM (TYoEn)
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:23 PM (TYoEn)
Best job I ever had. Especially since I started working when I was in the 10th grade in HS, had a brief break after I got out of the Navy then came here and worked 30 more years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:27 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche at July 08, 2015 07:27 PM (Dwehj)
Apples and oranges. Illegals come here for jobs and freebies. Take away those things and the border control we have in place now would be more than enough.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 08, 2015 07:28 PM (4SgJh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (Zu3d9)
I mentioned it in a comment above but TMZ once reported that she broke up with her black, rapper artist boyfriend because he rapped that she 'had a billion dollar pussy.'
Considering that was the quality guys she dates, I'm betting the ass has been used and might not be in world-class shape.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 07:28 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Senor Wences at July 08, 2015 07:28 PM (/hhhj)
http://www.internetwines.com/spirits-bourbon-pl.html
This place ignores shipping laws, and sometimes has great prices.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Apparently there is a huge NSA eavesdropping collection site in St. Louis, which is being very heavily attacked.
And out of China, too.
Looks like something's going on.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2015 07:19 PM (sdi6R)
North American super state, feckless, greedy self-interest, all of the above?
One of the things that killed the immigration wave in the 20th century was a bunch of commies threatening the Wall Street types. If our new, diverse immigrant class start effecting the powers that be, we would have a wall inside of two years.
Posted by: WOPR at July 08, 2015 07:30 PM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Ariana Grandouche
How about toes? You into licking toes?
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 08, 2015 07:30 PM (tgnRB)
And isn't this a violation of their contract? Or is it covered under "needs of the Army"?
This is so new to me. I'm used to stop losses and extensions. Never thought I would see this!
And you know a gutted military inevitably leads to panicked reinstitution of the draft when TSHTF "unexpectedly".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:30 PM (jR7Wy)
10am Saturday's and Sunday's.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:26 PM (TYoEn)
Thanks but I just don't get around that much anymore. I have become a home-body. One of these days though I will make it to a AOS get together.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:30 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 07:28 PM (AC0lD)
To me, it's like fantasy baseball. We're not really talking about the real game here, but a facsimile, in which we artificially assign points for certain attributes that only resemble the real world.
So in fantasy tushe grande, the relative real-world skankitude of any particular celeb's backside or frontside is not really factored in.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2015 07:31 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:30 PM (GpgJl)
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You really must go to one. You will be amazed/appalled.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:32 PM (jR7Wy)
This place ignores shipping laws, and sometimes has great prices.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yeah, but they lick them first.
Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2015 07:32 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 08, 2015 07:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 08, 2015 07:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 08, 2015 07:29 PM (oVJmc)
Anni-Frid:
http://tinyurl.com/IKnowTheresSomethingGoingOn
Posted by: Oblig. at July 08, 2015 07:35 PM (72D6h)
I'd love to hear you an a podcast.
Posted by: Golfman at July 08, 2015 07:35 PM (48QDY)
Looks like they have some good prices except for that Pappy Van Winkle stuff. I may have to put in an order for a case of some medium stuff like that Woodford Reserve. It was $25 there and it is $40 here. Taxes on booze here is out of sight.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:36 PM (GpgJl)
Every 31 minutes, an American man is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Break out the lip balm, Honey.
Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2015 07:37 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:38 PM (cSVtP)
Notre Dame is not Jesuit.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 08, 2015 07:38 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: George Takei at July 08, 2015 07:38 PM (HstNY)
is Aunt May gonna show her tits in the nood spiderman?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:38 PM (WOzHv)
Vic, did you locate your wallet?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:39 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (s2Kke)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (tgnRB)
Vic, did you locate your wallet?
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:39 PM (WOzHv)
Yeah I found it in a pair of shorts I had already gone through twice.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (GpgJl)
I'm embarrassed to admit this but on more than one occasion I have left my wallet in a shopping carriage in the supermarket lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:40 PM (WOzHv)
If they come up short then they will crunch numbers and offer early out inducements. Like Clinton's Peace Dividend that gutted the mid-career NCOs. For example treating 15 years active duty as grounds for full retirement.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (nkc0T)
Posted by: George Takei at July 08, 2015 07:38 PM (HstNY)
En garde, you!
Posted by: Matty Yglesias at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah I found it in a pair of shorts I had already gone through twice.
Sounds like someone in the house is fucking with you.
/points at cat
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Will Folkes at July 08, 2015 07:42 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (8ZskC)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (WOzHv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (s2Kke)
Heh. On the front page in the "Trending Right Now" section: "George Clooney's Casamgos Tequila Blanco." Only $38 for a fifth!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 08, 2015 07:43 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Organizing For Vagtion at July 08, 2015 07:44 PM (cSVtP)
Aunt May should be dressed up in a cat suit and slathered in whipped cream. No wonder Peter Parker has "issues."
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2015 07:45 PM (o/UmK)
A fence or wall is nothing more than a force multiplier for security. It doesn't stop people, it only slows them down.
If they do a few simple things there would be no need of a wall.
1. Make it illegal to hire illegals and provide stiff penalties.
2. Make the list of valid people a lot better so employers can check on new hires.
3. Provide stiff penalties for people crossing illegally. AND enforce them,
4. Do not provide illegals with ANY benefits.
Remove the incentives and they will quit coming and go home.
But as all have seen, neither Party is interested in stopping the flood.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (GpgJl)
So another little fascist wants to tell people what they should eat. Oh well, I am still gonna ride the gravy train in the mashed potato car.
But of course her explanation was all bullshit made up by a PR person, she was really just being a jerk.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (nkc0T)
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Okay, thanks Anna. The phrase "pink slip" made me think they were forcing them out mid-term.
I remember being very disappointed that my NEC was not eligible for the 15 year early retirement.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 08, 2015 07:47 PM (jR7Wy)
Shame away.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 08, 2015 07:41 PM (WOzHv)
I actually did look at one of the cats who has been known to grab up stuff and take it away to play with. He said he didin do nuttin
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:48 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 08, 2015 07:49 PM (AC0lD)
"I said, 'Shut up conscience, let me finish doing this thing I want to do.'"
Which is pretty much what he said when he lied to his readers, too, to get them to toe the party line. Just in case you were wondering if this is a new thing.
Posted by: Ace's Brain Tumor at July 08, 2015 08:37 PM (u35xj)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 08, 2015 09:15 PM (P6LxG)
Posted by: Moron Labe at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (gRS/u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2015 09:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 08, 2015 09:37 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: JackT at July 08, 2015 09:50 PM (BQOvK)
Posted by: Funeral Guy at July 08, 2015 10:00 PM (p0zHt)
Posted by: Creepy Guy at July 08, 2015 10:22 PM (gnD2y)
Posted by: gail at July 08, 2015 10:52 PM (CQT1j)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 08, 2015 07:18 PM (GpgJl)
The record companies all have "handlers" that go out with the label's teen talents, but a lot of the time, the parents and those handlers all use the teens to further their careers.
Don't think that some of those girls and boys haven't been banged in return for something. Most know their way around a dick by age 14 than a whore working Fleet Week.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (Z7G74)
That reminds me of the old joke:
A guy passes a shop that has clocks in its display. He likes one so he enters the shop and asks how much the clock costs.
"I don't sell clocks" the shopkeeper replies, "I'm a mohel."
"So why do you have clocks in your window?" the guy asks.
"What do you want me to put in my window??"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2015 11:05 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: goon at July 09, 2015 01:54 AM (gy5kE)
Since it is a doughnut thread, Friday is Krispy Kreme's 78th anniversary, and they're offering buy 1 dozen at the regular price, get the second dozen at $0.78.
Just to piss of Ms. Grande. So fuck you, bitch.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 09, 2015 09:36 AM (1hM1d)
We got one less problem witoutcha!
[I feel stupider just listening/watching 58 seconds of that clap-trap.]
Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at July 09, 2015 12:15 PM (YHP5A)
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