The #VoxTake Game

Here's a game you can play.

I was talking with a friend about Vox, and its painfully stupid "Actually the American Revolution was a bad idea and here's why" story.

I said their whole business plan was aggressive stupidity. The more provocatively dumb they are, the more hits they get.

Then we start parodying #VoxTakes, which consist, usually, of the following formula:

Actually + [prattish, assholish contradiction of a thing that is obviously true] + and here's why

He said

Actually burning my dick off with a soldering iron was the best thing that could have happened to my genitals

and I said

Actually AIDS is awesome and here's why

Obviously you don't need the actually/and here's why part. All you really need to do is be an attention-seeking prat and say really stupid shit.

So you can try that if you want.

Oh, and here's Sulu's stupid non-apology fake apology.

Posted by: Ace at 06:51 PM

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1
Actually George Takei is really smart and here's why

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2015 06:53 PM (bhepQ)

2 Prometheus was actually a great movie and here's why...

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 06:53 PM (sPO3u)

3 actually I may be in the top ten

Posted by: sam adams at July 03, 2015 06:54 PM (fh8Gh)

4 It's actually a good thing I'm not banging Kate Upton,and here's why...

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 06:55 PM (sPO3u)

5 actually I have one life to give,
and here's why

Posted by: nathan hale at July 03, 2015 06:56 PM (fh8Gh)

6
Actually Zima's pretty cool and here's why

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2015 06:57 PM (bhepQ)

7 #VoxTake - 'Supposably' - The Word That Shows You're Paying Attention To Cultural Shifts -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 06:57 PM (0MJOU)

8 The extremists are actually helpful to my Republican party and here's why

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 03, 2015 06:57 PM (Ui7Rt)

9 actually you should put your hands back on me you damn dirty ape and here's why

Posted by: Asshole Vox Taylor at July 03, 2015 06:57 PM (bhepQ)

10 Actually I signed my name rather large

and here's why.........

Posted by: john hancock at July 03, 2015 06:57 PM (fh8Gh)

11 Actually Mitt Romney was a really good candidate, and here's why

Posted by: Yes means Maybe at July 03, 2015 06:58 PM (7wyDO)

12 #VoxTake: The Louisiana Purchase, A Bad Deal ... for Everybody

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 06:58 PM (0MJOU)

13 The Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings the National Anthem at Yankee Stadium. Pretty good and no homicide bombers either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (/tNwW)

14 Hot dog pizza is actually a great idea,and here's why....

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (sPO3u)

15 Actually, you're probably breathing too much oxygen than is healthy and here's why!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (NOIQH)

16 Actually heterosexual sex is bad for procreation and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (4SgJh)

17 Actually, knocking over that row of Harleys with my Honda turned out to be a great way to meet people.

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (MQEz6)

18 It's a good thing I got into this thread early because I'm unclear on the concept.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (ti6CY)

19 The Stalinesque purge of all things related to the Confederacy actually preserves history, and here's why...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (EHU9F)

20 actually, you need to fill your hand

you dirty sonovabitch

and here's why

(gallop, gallop)

Posted by: rooster cogburn at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (fh8Gh)

21 Bah. Fail. Forgot to prepend with "Actually."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (EHU9F)

22 Actually vox is a lame web site by fucking cocksuckers and here's why...

Posted by: Al Swearegen at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (d6Ni4)

23 3 Reasons why you should move to the Fun Camps now!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (NOIQH)

24 Actually, standing in line for toilet paper is a good thing - and here's why...

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (J9FkY)

25 #VoxTake: Her Lack of a Vagina is Your Lack of Awareness

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (0MJOU)

26 Why is less freedom good for you? We'll tell you why below.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (4SgJh)

27 Prometheus is a great movie if you're drunk and view it as a comedy.

Posted by: Kenway at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (Z5NKy)

28 If you named your car "Brad", you're doing better than 90% of the population. Here's why...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (OQ9R7)

29 Actually, Aunt Janine and Uncle Ted are better off dead than using Obamacare and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:01 PM (NOIQH)

30 Like Vox rules man...know what I am talking about like? When I went to Brattleboro High Skool Ms. Cloggerstein told us that Vox and Salon and like HuffPo ruled and always told like us the like know what I'm saying truth like. And that shows like Fox and like Rush were Nazi bastards know what I'm saying? Ms. Cloggerstein said that if we would only like listen to and like sing about our lovely President Barack Obama like our world would be lovely and not so white and like not so full of h8ters know what I'm saying? Vox rules man like you know?

Posted by: 20 years old and stupid at July 03, 2015 07:02 PM (JG47A)

31 How asset forfeiture can actually make you money.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:02 PM (4SgJh)

32 @27 No, no, it's supposed to be a *contradiction* of what's obviously true...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (EHU9F)

33 #VoxTake: Deductibles, The Affordable Care Act's Way of Saying "Hello!"

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (0MJOU)

34 Actually, the most patriotic thing you can do tomorrow is burn the American flag and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (NOIQH)

35 Being drunk and naked in a Burger King isn't for everyone, but there are reasons for trying it...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (OQ9R7)

36 #VoxTake: Taunting the Happy Fun Ball is recommended, and here's why.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (RzZOc)

37 young soetero bent to pick up the soap,

and you won't believe what happened next.

Posted by: ima froteur at July 03, 2015 07:03 PM (fh8Gh)

38 Actually,having poor reading comprehension is a good thing...

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (sPO3u)

39 19 The Stalinesque purge of all things related to the Confederacy actually preserves history, and here's why...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:00 PM (EHU9F)

I actually saw someone use that take on twitter, unironically.

She used the term "more complete". I couldn't understand how she thought something could be more complete with subtraction.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (Edob3)

40 Actually, the impending collapse of Greece's economy will benefit Greeks immediately, and here's why...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (EHU9F)

41 20
That is big talk for a old one eyed fat man...and heres why....

Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (H/XZJ)

42 I'm actually better off without half my face and here's why

Posted by: Gus Fring at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (Ui7Rt)

43 Actually, starvation to the point of eating bugs and tree bark is good and here's why.

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (GwjEG)

44 DUI ? We'll tell you how you can make that a positive on your resume

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:04 PM (4SgJh)

45 Why the victims' families should be happy about beheadings...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (OQ9R7)

46 Actually, I did you a favor by doing that thing in your mouth that I promised not to, and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (NOIQH)

47 If you named your car "Brad", you're doing better than 90% of the population.

That's better than driving three quarters of a car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (W5DcG)

48 Actually, letting your child be anally raped by Muslim refugees can be affirming, and here's why:

Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (7Gmhh)

49 14
Hot dog pizza is actually a great idea,and here's why....

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (sPO3u)
------------No, just no. Burn the Heretic and here's why!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (9iR5/)

50 Actually, SMOD is the ideal way to cleanse the Earth of the vermin humanity, and here's why.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2015 07:05 PM (Edob3)

51 @39

As others have noted in the past, it's becoming increasingly difficult to satirize leftists.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (EHU9F)

52 Honor killings help preserve and promote culture, here's how.

Posted by: Kenway at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (Z5NKy)

53 Honor killings help preserve and promote culture, here's how.

Posted by: Kenway at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (Z5NKy)

54 Actually the punch out game is good for race relations and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (4SgJh)

55 #VoxTake: She's Offering a Threesome With Her Friend, You're Concerned About Consent - Good Man!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (0MJOU)

56 Actually, Obama allowing families to pay ransom when ISIS kidnaps their kin is the epitome of free-market capitalism

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (NOIQH)

57 Living under Sharia law, complete with frequent and numerous beheadings and stonings is actually a great idea, and here's why...

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at July 03, 2015 07:06 PM (GwjEG)

58 Actually, being cut by a CFL team was the best thing to ever happen to me, and here's why:

Posted by: Michael Sam at July 03, 2015 07:07 PM (7Gmhh)

59 Actually, the game is over, and here's why...

Posted by: Hudson at July 03, 2015 07:07 PM (hWJc0)

60 The NYT and the BBC are champions of journalism and here's why...

Posted by: Golfman at July 03, 2015 07:07 PM (48QDY)

61 Never having heterosexual intercourse again is actually a great idea, and here's why: Gaia.

/bet you didn't expect the bonus Vox answer!

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (GwjEG)

62 Actually Mitt Romney wasn't a good enough candidate to actually win.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (wvq55)

63 #VoxTake: 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness' What the Founding People Really Meant Was ...

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (0MJOU)

64 Allowing every south american that can walk or crawl across the border into the country is great and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (9iR5/)

65 Why Terrorists Targeting Kosher Delis is Actually Good News for Jews.

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (Z5NKy)

66 41 20
That is big talk for a old one eyed fat man...and heres why....

Thanks, that's going to be my Friday night.

Actually, getting chigger bites all over the lower half of your body is not as bad as it sounds.

Posted by: traye at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (uJZ55)

67 Actually, legalizing polygamy and becoming a sister-wife is more empowering than never marrying and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (NOIQH)

68 Actually having Iran become a nuclear power will make you safer and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (4SgJh)

69 Actually, staying married to a philandering rapist was good for me, and here's why:

Posted by: Hillary! at July 03, 2015 07:09 PM (7Gmhh)

70 Humans should never have invented agriculture....it's made us fat.

Posted by: BignJames at July 03, 2015 07:09 PM (j7iSn)

71 if you're pro choice, you should sterilize yourself and here's why.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 03, 2015 07:10 PM (0O7c5)

72 Having the NSA and Uncle Sam track your every conversation on the phone and online is actually empowering, and here's why:

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at July 03, 2015 07:10 PM (GwjEG)

73 68 Actually having Iran become a nuclear power will make you safer and here's why.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:08 PM (4SgJh)

No fair using a time machine to steal headlines from the future.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 03, 2015 07:10 PM (Edob3)

74 Actually trading 5 mass murdering religious fanatics for a prolapsed traitor is a great deal.

here's why.....

Posted by: berry soterrible at July 03, 2015 07:10 PM (fh8Gh)

75 Allowing China to completely control all of Southeast Asia and the South China Sea is good for the economy, and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (9iR5/)

76 Actually, the ISIS kids are cute and here's why:

(Of course Gawker wrote that one.)

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (auetc)

77 Actually having your hand in a bag of dicks isn't so bad and here's why...

Posted by: Sand Swimmer at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (hWJc0)

78 Thank you for the link to Takei non-apology but you see we stopped listening to Takei yesterday. Yeah. That thing happened and Mum and Dad told us a long time ago not ever to comport with racists so that was it. I remember it clearly, I go, but Mum what if they really are sorry and Mum grabbed my collar and lifted me off the floor and staring me right in my eyes she spat, "I said no douchebags, aw'ight?" *drop kid*

Posted by: bour3 at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (5x3+2)

79 Actually, an ISIL attack of the 4th of July would be a good thing, here's why

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (Z5NKy)

80 test

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (MQEz6)

81 Actually, Charlie Brown trying to kick the football again is a good idea, and here's why:

Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (7Gmhh)

82 Actually I'm not a mendacious c#nt, and here's why...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (2X7pN)

83 Actually having Vox be considered intellectually valid does not make you retarded and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (4SgJh)

84 If you want to try tequila in your anus, we have good news!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:11 PM (OQ9R7)

85 #VoxTake: How pointing BB guns at police can provide you with life-changing opportunities

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 03, 2015 07:12 PM (EHU9F)

86 Actually, practicing eugenics by murdering 50 million babies under the guise of "family planning" was a good thing, and here's why.....

Oh, hell, I can't even go there without gagging.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (+YMhA)

87 Actually, letting your toddler pick his/her gender and having the operation before age five saves it from the nightmare of puberty down the road

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

88 Anal fissure? There's a bright side...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (OQ9R7)

89 Watching ISIS behead Christians and destroying ancient monuments is good for history, and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (9iR5/)

90 the ones I did as a sock vanished

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (MQEz6)

91 Slap, that's really disgusting.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (+YMhA)

92 But...I watched The Imitation Game today and found out that England is also a monstrous nation, and that the only reason the good guys won WWII is because of a gay man. So Vox is wrong; perhaps Germany should have beaten England in the prior war.

Yes, the treatment of this gay man and others like him was terrible, but the all-encompassing condemnation is wrong too. Like the condemnation of the US for slavery, when everyone was doing it and are still doing it today.

Posted by: pj at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (cHuNI)

93 you need me to speak at your event at 65k for 20 minutes ....and here's why......

Posted by: chelsea, the failure puddle at July 03, 2015 07:14 PM (0O7c5)

94 Actually, having Ace among your fan base is good marketing, and here's why:

Posted by: London Boys at July 03, 2015 07:14 PM (7Gmhh)

95 Somebody forgot "Watch Some Ignorant Ass Comedian DESTROY Someone I Fanatically Disagree With Using One Barely Relevant Logical Fallacy!"

But honoring today's theme, "A Non-Apology is Better Than A Real Apology, if Your Victim Was The Dreaded Other, and Here's Why!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (bLnSU)

96 Bruce Jenner: Mounting my dick on a tampon dispenser really tied the room together, and here's why.

Posted by: eman at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (MQEz6)

97 Actualy i can't spell actualy.

Posted by: Intrepid reporter at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (BO/km)

98 Remember: Vox owns SBNation, and that is where most of their success lies.

If you hate Vox, DO NOT GO TO SBNATION

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (auetc)

99 "Slap, that's really disgusting."
-Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (+YMhA)

*takes a bow*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (OQ9R7)

100 Actually, supporting the "Palestinians" while they murder innocent Israelis is a good thing, and here's why....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (+YMhA)

101 A headline you would never see:
Mike Flynn wins the election. It's good for the country and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (9iR5/)

102 How Gay Marriage Can Defeat ISIS

Oh wait, shit that wasn't them.

Posted by: Kenway at July 03, 2015 07:15 PM (Z5NKy)

103
Clarence Thomas votes for the party that freed his ancestors from slavery.

George Takei votes for the party that put him in an internment camp.

Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (1Y+hH)

104 Actually, rooting through a Senator's trash is fun, and here's why:

Posted by: Wicket at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (7Gmhh)

105 You should have taken a crossbow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (wvq55)

106 Actually, George Takei is more authentically black than Clarence Thomas and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (NOIQH)

107 " Slap, that's really disgusting. "

It really is. He ought to be ashamed of himself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (VXYfi)

108 actually, inability to understand math can be a career enhancement.

Click here to find out why.

Posted by: berry soterrible at July 03, 2015 07:17 PM (fh8Gh)

109 Can I go OT and tell Bubba Watson and the

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:17 PM (4SgJh)

110 George Takei votes for the party that put him in an internment camp.

Sulu's Dad was in the Japanese Navy at one point. I think the feds were right to raise an eyebrow.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 03, 2015 07:17 PM (auetc)

111 George Takei is relevant how, exactly?

Oh yeah, he takes it up the pooper, so every word he speaks is worth publishing, relishing and rehashing.

Couldn't give two damns what he may think or say.

I suspect he has sperm poisoning.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:17 PM (+YMhA)

112 Actually the alphabet only needs one vowel and here's y

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (9Du4t)

113 It really is. He ought to be ashamed of himself.
------
Uh, Dude. He's a member of the Weasel family. Really, all bets are off. :-)

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (9iR5/)

114 Actually, Alferd Packer was our first true American conservationist because he reduced the carbon footprints of his fellow travelers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (NOIQH)

115 Posted by: Wicket at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (7Gmhh)

Haven't we put that little furball in his kennel, already?

Probably figured out how to jimmy the latch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (+YMhA)

116
Actually, it's good that we finally have an America-hating president, and here's why....

Posted by: pj at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (cHuNI)

117 Crap. Again. I just want to go OT to tell Bubba Watson and the PGA to get fucked. Even my sanctuary of golf has been corrupted.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (4SgJh)

118 Sperm poisoning is actually good for you, and here's why...

Posted by: Smilin' George Takei at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (GwjEG)

119 Actually linguine is a medium length tube-shaped pasta and here's why

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (9Du4t)

120 "Uh, Dude. He's a member of the Weasel family. Really, all bets are off. :-)"

Oh yeah...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (VXYfi)

121 Actually, most liberals do NOT have daddy issues, and here's why....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (+YMhA)

122 Actually, taking millions of the dregs of our society is good for America, and here's why:

Posted by: Mexico at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (7Gmhh)

123 "Uh, Dude. He's a member of the Weasel family. Really, all bets are off. :-)"
-Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:18 PM (9iR5/)

A Slapweasel is not a weasel.

A groundhog is not a hog.

A prairie dog is not a dog.

A titmouse is not a tit.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (OQ9R7)

124 Actually soccer is better than football and here's why...

/totally not true.

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (GwjEG)

125 Actually it's not necessary for a man to know his limitations.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (u5shX)

126 All our Congress Critters are actually a form of weasel, and here's why....

Oops, that one may actually be true. Guess I'd better get back to the drawing board.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (+YMhA)

127 A titmouse is not a tit.
--------
The hell you say! Dammit!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (9iR5/)

128 >>If you hate Vox, DO NOT GO TO SBNATION

Never heard of that, so boycott accepted!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (NOIQH)

129 Yeah don't you know he may not identify as a weasel, DON'T IMPOSE YOUR SOCIAL CONSTRUCT ON HIM!

Posted by: Kenway at July 03, 2015 07:20 PM (Z5NKy)

130 Actually, zipping your dick up in you pants builds character. Amiright?

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (go5uR)

131 Why that thing I did in your mouth is helping you have a good day!...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (OQ9R7)

132 A titmouse is not a tit.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:19 PM (OQ9R7)

You'd think a person around here would know a good tit when he sees one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (+YMhA)

133 Actually Algore knows what's wrong with Earf, and here's why. . .

Posted by: Hadoop at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (2X7pN)

134 Actually Obama really loves America and values individual freedom and here's why...

Posted by: rrpjr at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (s/yC1)

135 I can't remember the content but in TIME's Bicentennial issue (I assume the week of July 4th and, obviously, 1976) they had a "what if" article about the American colonies staying British although the premise was probably more a peaceful settlement and not Britain winning the war. All I recall from it was the capital of the future British Empire being moved to Washington.

I think that was pre going Commie by TIME even though it was after Luce died so it probably wasn't crapping on your history.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (kivUY)

136 Ace, I think this joke can be taken further by adding a small follow-up explanation in parentheses. Example:

Actually there really are 57 states (the Eskimo people count Alaska as seven territories and the Inuit words for "territory" and"state" are the same)

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:21 PM (9Du4t)

137 "Sulu's Dad was in the Japanese Navy at one point. I think the feds were right to raise an eyebrow."

My Dad was a drummer boy for Mussolini in 1936.

In 1944 he was serving in Patton's Ghost Troops.

Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 03, 2015 07:22 PM (1Y+hH)

138 Actually it's almost impossible to retrieve e-mails and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:22 PM (4SgJh)

139 Damn shame. I used to like Bubba Watson.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 03, 2015 07:22 PM (xSCb6)

140 Actually, you can believe it's not butter, and here's why:

Posted by: Pox at July 03, 2015 07:22 PM (7Gmhh)

141 Damn, everyone of these posting could be seen on CNN

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2015 07:22 PM (WQLtV)

142 Actually, being a two-pump chump is the best technique a lover can have and here's why

Posted by: Count de Vox at July 03, 2015 07:23 PM (JO9+V)

143 Posted by: pj at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (cHuNI)

We should have let Hitler win WW2 and here's why!

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:23 PM (R1r/y)

144 Actually, eating paste is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2015 07:23 PM (yYOXd)

145 Actually, humans do alter the climate with their behavior, and here's why....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:23 PM (+YMhA)

146 Actually, Democrats forfeiting the House the Senate and then the White House, and governor mansions changing to Republican control throughout the land in the last few elections along with state legislatures is a good thing for Democrats and here's why.

Posted by: bour3 at July 03, 2015 07:23 PM (5x3+2)

147 Actually, allowing unlimited numbers of foreign, unskilled migrants and H1Bs into the country will benefit American workers, and here's why...

Oops--this thread is about Vox. Our bad!

Posted by: Reason at July 03, 2015 07:24 PM (EHU9F)

148 Actually citrus fruit causes skin cancer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:24 PM (wvq55)

149 actually, I should have been given my own tv series, after star trek, as a spy

here's why.

Posted by: napoleon sulu at July 03, 2015 07:24 PM (fh8Gh)

150 Heh, a whole lot of snark in this thread and here's why.....

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:24 PM (9iR5/)

151 Why fat, drunk and stupid is a way to go through life.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 03, 2015 07:24 PM (b65cm)

152 Actually Corpsman is pronounced corpse-man and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (4SgJh)

153 Apple pie, BBQ and fireworks are actually all racist and here's why...

(Answer: cultural appropriation! Betcha didn't see that one coming.)

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (R1r/y)

154 Actually Mooch is a culinary expert...and here's why

Posted by: Food Police at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (H/XZJ)

155 Actually, fooling mother nature IS nice and here's why

Posted by: Count de Vox at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (JO9+V)

156 How Having Your Head Cut Off At Work Can Be A Career Enhancer!

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (9mTYi)

157 Actually, I do love America and all her traditions, and here's why:

Posted by: Baraka at July 03, 2015 07:25 PM (7Gmhh)

158 Actually allowing all the hispanic gangs to cross into this country illegally is the best thing that could be done, and here's why (they are doing the raping and murdering of innocent Americans that Americas are refusing to do.)

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 07:26 PM (+YMhA)

159 Actually minting a trillion dollar coin is a sound economic decision and here's why

(oh wait they already used that one)

Posted by: chemjeff at July 03, 2015 07:26 PM (2XMpf)

160 All future CNN headlines

Posted by: Colin at July 03, 2015 07:26 PM (WQLtV)

161 Actually Thursday comes before Wednesday (some scientists theorize that time runs forwards and backwards all at once but our perception is limited, so who suddenly made you King of the Calendar, Master Weekenstein?"

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:27 PM (9Du4t)

162 Actually a tiger will eat what a tiger can't smell, and here's why:

Posted by: Saran Wrap at July 03, 2015 07:27 PM (7Gmhh)

163 Being confused about your sexual or gender identity is a good thing and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:27 PM (9iR5/)

164 Holding lit fireworks is good for ER Doctors and here is why.

Posted by: Picric at July 03, 2015 07:27 PM (QnQ+g)

165 Actually, the Constitution hasn't been relevant for decades and should be jettisoned, and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

166 Intellectual Dishonesty And Laziness Will Take You Far in Life, Just Look At Me!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at July 03, 2015 07:28 PM (9mTYi)

167 Actually the main stream media is very conservative and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (4SgJh)

168 Actually, being so poor you're family could only afford Kaboom! cereal is a good thing because...

Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (kivUY)

169 Locking climate deniers into reeducation camps is a good idea and here's why

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (9iR5/)

170 Actually, we will sell some wine before its time, and here's why:

Posted by: Orson Wells at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (7Gmhh)

171 Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 03, 2015 07:16 PM (1Y+hH)

I could kiss you, that was beautiful. Anyone that tweets to Takei "Clarence Thomas votes for the party that freed his ancestors from slavery. You vote for the party that put your family in an internment camp" has my undying devotion.

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (R1r/y)

172 #168 And being Kaboom!-only helps your grammar use!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 03, 2015 07:29 PM (kivUY)

173 ISIS and you. Why they're not such bad guys after all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:30 PM (VXYfi)

174 Field Goals are better than touchdowns. And we have the statistical proof...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:30 PM (OQ9R7)

175 Kanye West Should Write The New National Anthem, Here's Why!

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 07:30 PM (9mTYi)

176 Actually, zipping your dick up in you pants builds character. Amiright?

Beans *and* Franks?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 03, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

177 Fucking with AtC's Raptors is a great idea and here's why.....Urk! Nevermind

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (9iR5/)

178 NPD POTUS said that the GOP field was like the Hunger Games. Real hunger games: number of folks on welfare under Obama. care to respond Barry?

Posted by: BHO: Hunger Games at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (gwG9s)

179 Actually, Marxism is what we were hoping for and here's why...

Posted by: The Founding Fathers at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (FcR7P)

180 Actually Batman is the evil one and here's why

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (9Du4t)

181 Actually, television peaked with Night Court's fifth season and here's why

Posted by: AD at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (yBmlR)

182 Freedom of speech. Freedom of smeech. Why it's no skin of your back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (VXYfi)

183 Actually, you should put all your eggs in one basket, and here's why:

Posted by: Aesop at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (7Gmhh)

184 Actually we only need one number and here's Pi

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:31 PM (R1r/y)

185 Actually, Fascism is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (10ydV)

186 Actually, 2+2=5, and here's why...

Posted by: O'Brien at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (yYOXd)

187 >>14 Hot dog pizza is actually a great idea,and here's why....
Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2015 06:59 PM (sPO3u)

My six year old nephew was amazed and in awe of this concept. He went on and on about how fantastic it was. Lol. So there is your market, I guess.

Posted by: Lea at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (vmMMi)

188 Carbon Monoxide: The hidden benefits of breathing it deeply.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (UVfht)

189 How Mike Browns death helped one former figure skating champions ongoing struggle with depression

Posted by: enzo the baker at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (kprEY)

190 How a Ted Cruz presidency might make Penelope Cruz your next First Lady

Posted by: Matt "The Masturbator" Yglesias at July 03, 2015 07:32 PM (nd+Ju)

191 Democracy? Here's why it's bad for you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (VXYfi)

192 Actually feeling up your dental hygienist while she cleans your teeth will score you huge brownie points with her sons and here's why

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (9Du4t)

193 Read these five tips to how posting a stream of consciousness on Twitter will advance your career

Posted by: derit at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (jT+gh)

194 it's always better with a picture and here's why: did you see that cute dog in the previous post!

Posted by: steinmetz at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (CrYC8)

195 Actually, friends, you have nothing to fear from Barack Obama in the White House and here's why...

Posted by: John McCain at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (FcR7P)

196 Mandatory abortions for pregnant leftist females, compulsory vasectomies for leftist males, and gay marriage are completely positive steps for demographic Democrat dominance of America, and here's why!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (fgzLM)

197 Actually ISIS bombers at your 4th of July celebration are a good thing,and here is why.

Posted by: Picric at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (QnQ+g)

198 ummm.... i don't think i get this post...

Posted by: steinmetz at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (CrYC8)

199 This California housewife discovered a weird trick for boosting employment with unemployment insurance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

200 Self inflicted shotgun wounds, could they actually be good for you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (UVfht)

201 I used Amanda Marcotte's mouth as an ashtray and it worked out just great

Posted by: by Max Fisher at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (nd+Ju)

202 Actually giving Iran the bomb is good geopolitics and here's why...

Posted by: Obama the 9 Dimensional Chess Player at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (mbFGm)

203 >>>Actually George Takei is really smart and here's why

bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (TF10X)

204 Actually, if your enemy is slowly killing himself, you should intervene, and here's why:

Posted by: Sun Tzu at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (7Gmhh)

205 Actually we only need one brand of vodka and here's Skyy...

*runs away as the horde groans and chucks empty bottles of valu-rite*

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:34 PM (R1r/y)

206 Actually ISIS bombers at your 4th of July celebration are a good thing,and here is why.

Diversity!

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (9mTYi)

207 Actually it only takes minutes for a baby to transform from a non human blob of cells to a newborn depending on location and here's why.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (4SgJh)

208 Actually, knocking off blogging for the week is a fantastic idea and here's why ...

Posted by: enjoy your weekend, Ace! at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (XQAFW)

209 Why Greece is a good model for the U.S. and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (VXYfi)

210 Actually my shit does smell like flowers and heres why.

Posted by: DaveA at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (DL2i+)

211 196
Mandatory abortions for pregnant leftist females, compulsory vasectomies
for leftist males, and gay marriage are completely positive steps for
demographic Democrat dominance of America, and here's why!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 07:33 PM (fgzLM)
----------OK, close down the thread! We haz a Winner!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (9iR5/)

212 Actually, burning down your own city like wild animals is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (n98fj)

213 >>NPD POTUS said that the GOP field was like the Hunger Games. Real hunger games: number of folks on welfare under Obama. care to respond Barry?

Not so much about hunger than it is about the victors of a civil war who have settled in the now wealthy, decadent capital province requiring that the other provinces (those of the losers) sacrifice two children every year as a reminder of the sacrifices made to form the country.

That Obama likened the GOP candidates to representatives of subordinate provinces and sacrificial lambs is a tad disturbing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (NOIQH)

214 Driving the wrong way on the freeway at rush hour is the smart thing to do and here's why.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (JSovD)

215 Barry's dad died legless - literally on his knees. Putin knows this and exploits it.

Posted by: POTUS Dad: Legless drunk at July 03, 2015 07:35 PM (gwG9s)

216 Smegma, the other head cheese.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:36 PM (UVfht)

217 Actually, making respectful films about Jesus is good for your Hollywood career, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 03, 2015 07:36 PM (tgnRB)

218 Actually, I have begun to fight, and here's why:

Posted by: John Paul Jones at July 03, 2015 07:36 PM (7Gmhh)

219 Why California going dry is good for America and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:37 PM (VXYfi)

220 Room temperature mercury, the forgotten miracle cure...

Posted by: AD at July 03, 2015 07:37 PM (yBmlR)

221 213
"That Obama likened the GOP candidates to representatives of subordinate provinces and sacrificial lambs is a tad disturbing."

No way he thought that one up himself. Wonder who did?

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:37 PM (JSovD)

222 Actually, just give up the ship

Posted by: James Lawrence at July 03, 2015 07:37 PM (9mTYi)

223 Why Guinea Pigs are actually the ideal watch "dog".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:38 PM (UVfht)

224 Actually, you can get all you want, and here's why...

Posted by: Mick Jagger at July 03, 2015 07:38 PM (yYOXd)

225 If California stopped growing baby carrots they would have enough water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:38 PM (wvq55)

226 Why electing Bernie Sanders our first mentally ill president is more important than electing Hillary Clinton our first non-ambulatory president since Roosevelt

Posted by: by Matt Yglesias at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (nd+Ju)

227 I read the post by zombie in the last thread.

I'm going to stick my head in the oven now ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (FAbks)

228 >>Actually, making respectful films about Jesus is good for your Hollywood career, but first you will blow me.

Actually, calling you "sugar tits" is the highest compliment and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (NOIQH)

229 Why having three branches of government simply slows down social progress and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (VXYfi)

230 Actually, disabling the minimum-range feature on your torpedoes is a smart move, and here's why ...

Posted by: Captain Tupolev at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (XQAFW)

231 comment over at Instapundit asking how Mr. Takaei feels about the rape of Nanking, general Japanese policy in Manchuria and China in general, Bataan Death March ... things like that. If one is prepared to assign status by race, one becomes tied to the acts of members of one's race.

On that basis, it seems to me to be fair to ask Mr. Takei if he is ready to accept responsibility for what was done at Nanking yet, as an example. For that matter, aren't his ancestors responsible for driving the Ainu out of most of the Japanese islands and reducing them to a remnant population of backward victims on marginally habitable land? Why, yes, and I believe he should carry that guilt to this day. Claiming victim status is pretty bold for someone who so obviously comes from a long line of cultural and physical imperialists.

Posted by: GhengisGuppy at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (/WY4u)

232 Actually, me fingering my little sister helped both of us turn out normal and well adjusted and here's why...

Posted by: Vox guest writer Lena Dunham at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (EHU9F)

233 225
Old news. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:39 PM (JSovD)

234 Actually Greece is not totally, utterly boned, and taking the EU down with her, and here's why...

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (R1r/y)

235 Actually, I did dodge sniper fire in Bosnia, and here's why:

Posted by: Hitlery! at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (7Gmhh)

236 Actually, a gay Japanese septuagenarian knows what it's like to be black, and here's why.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

237 The Black Cauldron, Disney's finest animated film...

Posted by: AD at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (yBmlR)

238 Actually undercooked pork can be a good weight loss trick, and here is why.

Posted by: Picric at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (QnQ+g)

239 VDH has had some good editorials on the Cali drought. He's been writing on the downfall of Cali for the last several years, but nobody listens.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 03, 2015 07:40 PM (9iR5/)

240 Why militaries have never been a good idea, nor terribly effective...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (OQ9R7)

241 5 ways Pol-Pot's Killing Fields should be considered more American (and more efficient) than our current court-system! #3 surprised even us!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (fgzLM)

242 Not having a father figure in your life will lead you to exotic places.

here's how.

Posted by: warden obooboo at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (fh8Gh)

243 Actually, it's a tax. There is no 'why'.

Posted by: Chief Just-Us John Roberts at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (FcR7P)

244 George Takei proves semen is no brain food.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

245 nascar banning the cfb and pissing in the face of their fan base is a good thing, and here's why.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 03, 2015 07:41 PM (ucDmr)

246 Actually, letting me in is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Land Shark at July 03, 2015 07:43 PM (yYOXd)

247 Actually, pedophilia is great and here's why.

Posted by: Leena Dunham at July 03, 2015 07:43 PM (6i4P9)

248 Actually, Churchill's "We Shall Never Surrender" Speech Was Bad for Morale, Here's Why

Posted by: Matt Yglasias at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (9mTYi)

249 246
" Candygram"

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (JSovD)

250
nascar banning the cfb and pissing in the face of their fan base is a good thing, and here's why.

--

Speaking of...Mr. Black just said that NASCAR has pulled out on holding their truck series banquet at the Trump hotel in Miami.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (n98fj)

251 Iran? The Bomb? What, us worry? Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (VXYfi)

252 Actually, boogers are tasty and here's why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

253 Actually, the Emperor does have clothes, and here's why:

Posted by: MBM at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (z6d8G)

254 Actually, exercise is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Hairy Reed at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (yYOXd)

255 Jeffrey Dahmer had a Maytag deep freeze, and this is actually a good thing. We'll tell you why below the fold.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (mvenn)

256 Actually, leaving a hit comedy to concentrate on films is a career-enhancer, and here's why ...

Posted by: Shelley Long at July 03, 2015 07:44 PM (XQAFW)

257 Actually there are five lights, and here is why:

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2015 07:45 PM (3pRHP)

258 Will Jeff Gordon come out of the closet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:45 PM (wvq55)

259 Actually, burning a pink heart into my muff to surprise my dirty ho husband for Valentine's Day and having to go to the ER with chemical burns was a good idea, and here's why ...

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at July 03, 2015 07:45 PM (WIRbd)

260 Actually, monkeys flying out of my butt happens all the time, and here's why...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at July 03, 2015 07:45 PM (rJUlF)

261 Zsa Zsa Gabor deserved an Oscar, and here's why.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (mvenn)

262 Actually, all Republicans should vote for Hillary, and here's why.

Posted by: John Boehner at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (6i4P9)

263 Matt Yglesias is the new aesthetic ideal, and here's why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

264
Sulu's fake apology for racism is totally believable and here's why.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (ODxAs)

265 Destroying the California wine industry (and agriculture in general) due to droughts caused by shortsighted, ineffectual government and enviro wackos is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (R1r/y)

266 Oxygen, the next Global Climate Change menace?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (UVfht)

267 Actually, leaving a hit comedy to concentrate on films is a career-enhancer, and here's why ...

What she said!

Posted by: Wayne Rogers at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (9mTYi)

268 Falling on the ball is a bad idea and here's why...

Posted by: Garo Yepremian at July 03, 2015 07:46 PM (FcR7P)

269 Actually, George Takei is not a failed actor, and here's why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

270 "Speaking of...Mr. Black just said that NASCAR has pulled out on holding their truck series banquet at the Trump hotel in Miami. "

Not a NASCAR guy but they can go fcuk themselves entirely.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:47 PM (VXYfi)

271 Wayne Rogers was in a movie?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 07:47 PM (wvq55)

272 Actually, progressive atheist interpretation of the Bible are more accurate than Christian interpretation and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:47 PM (NOIQH)

273 Falling on the ball is a bad idea and here's why...
Posted by: Garo Yepremian

Actually, I can think of an even better idea.

Posted by: Bill Buckner at July 03, 2015 07:48 PM (tgnRB)

274 Actually giving me the one ring of power is good for Middle Earth, and here's why...

Posted by: Sauron at July 03, 2015 07:48 PM (R1r/y)

275 That pillow over your face? Surprise!!! Doctors say it is good for your heart.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:48 PM (OQ9R7)

276 Actually, having a suck-ass foreign policy is good for America and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:49 PM (VXYfi)

277 Actually, a bear does not shit in the woods, and here's why:

Posted by: Pox Populi at July 03, 2015 07:49 PM (z6d8G)

278 Wayne Rogers was in a movie?

*Shrugs*

Posted by: Wayne Rogers at July 03, 2015 07:49 PM (9mTYi)

279 Those signs in public restrooms about washing your hands? Don't ever do it and here's why.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:49 PM (JSovD)

280 Jar Jar Binks? Actually a pretty goog comedic character and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (VXYfi)

281 Cinco de cuatro is a real holiday, click here to learn more...

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (zauWW)

282 Actually, holding my beer for me while I do this is a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: Moron at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (yYOXd)

283 Silencing Dissent Proves the Left is the Side of Freedom, and here's why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

284 Actually, the Constitution of the United States was a big practical joke. Here's the evidence why...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (UVfht)

285 Illiterate Mexican peasants are the key to America's prosperity.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (qe3bQ)

286 Paying more for everything proves Obamacare is a success, and here's why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

287 Why the 7th Police Academy movie was the best of them all and here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:51 PM (VXYfi)

288 Ebola? No worse than the common cold and here's why.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:51 PM (JSovD)

289 I just seized an airliner, locked myself in the cockpit, tripped out on a combination of Vicadin, whiskey, and cocaine, and demanded Air Traffic Control bow down before the Child of Heaven and sacrifice their firstborn to me to avoid the sun's wrath. Best decision of my life. Here's why.

Posted by: JSchuler at July 03, 2015 07:51 PM (6i4P9)

290 Actually, not giving me tenure is a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: DR AMY FUCKING BISHOP!!! at July 03, 2015 07:52 PM (yYOXd)

291 273 Falling on the ball is a bad idea and here's why...
Posted by: Garo Yepremian

Actually, I can think of an even better idea.
Posted by: Bill Buckner at July 03, 2015 07:48 PM (tgnRB)

Ha!

Posted by: Leon Lett at July 03, 2015 07:52 PM (z6d8G)

292 "Wayne Rogers was in a movie? "

He was in a TV movie about farming. I remember that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:52 PM (VXYfi)

293 Fifty Reasons Highlander II was Awesome

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

294 Why you should be celebrating colonial America's greatest leader, Benedict Arnold, this July 4th....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:52 PM (NOIQH)

295 Actually, Ted Bundy was great marriage material and here's why...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2015 07:53 PM (n98fj)

296 Chocolate? Peanut Butter? Not such a good idea after all. Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:53 PM (VXYfi)

297 How jamming a screwdriver in your eye can improve your vision!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:53 PM (UVfht)

298 A diet of cocaine, Fanta and Pixy Stix is better than you think. Our dentist chimes in...

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 07:53 PM (OQ9R7)

299 The fourth Indiana Jones film is actually the best of the bunch and here's why...

Posted by: Vox Poopuli at July 03, 2015 07:53 PM (R1r/y)

300 Of course it's fine to check your gas tank with a match. Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:54 PM (VXYfi)

301 Twelve Ways Matthew Yglesias Enjoyed Being Molested, and Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

302 Illegal immigrants murdering and raping citizens: Justice achieved for Mexico's defeat, or Global Warming? Here's our take!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 07:54 PM (fgzLM)

303 Crystal Meth: The good for you dietary aid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:55 PM (UVfht)

304 You're running with scissors the wrong way...

Posted by: AD at July 03, 2015 07:55 PM (yBmlR)

305 299
Shia sh*tting Labooof. That's why!

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 07:55 PM (JSovD)

306 Using Ben-Gay as Sex Lube is Awesome, and Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

307 Why your affairs make your marriage stronger...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (NOIQH)

308 Actually, doing whatever it takes to get your sports career memorabilia back is a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: OJ at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (yYOXd)

309 Actually, playin' with the queen of hearts is really smart, and here's why:

Posted by: Juice Newton at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (z6d8G)

310 Want to leave Islam? Best do it loudly and publicly in Mecca in the middle of the Hajj. Here's why.

Posted by: JSchuler at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (6i4P9)

311 divorce might have been a better tack

and here's why

Posted by: oj at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (fh8Gh)

312 Why can't conservatives do anything? Yesterday Rush talking about information/news and how millinnials receive it. Apple apps, Google apps and other talk phone apps which all link to the NYT HuffPole that's where they get their info. _Then there's Fox shilling for the Chamber of Commerce.

Why can't a conservative OWN some nakednews app or whatever to attract the mind of these uneducated, wisdomless slugs and fill there heads with conservative talking points? Why can't we own some automatons too?

Jeeze Louise.

Posted by: Ralph at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (oiW2a)

313 Actually skinning that smoke wagon would be a good thing and here's why; you'll see what happens.

- Wyatt Earp

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 07:57 PM (LImiJ)

314 I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
***He's*** my wanky diddle joy.

Yeah, that's right! That song is cis heteronormative hatespeech garbage, and needs to be altered or outlawed.

Yankee doodoo flew to NCC-1701 just to ride my penis I am that Japanky doodle boy!

Posted by: angry, dunk George Takei at July 03, 2015 07:57 PM (p7dd/)

315 Could practicing Satanism bring you closer to Christ? Our experts weigh in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 07:57 PM (UVfht)

316 93 million people out of the job market is great for the economy and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 07:57 PM (DiZBp)

317 Maybe, just maybe, OJ was justified. Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:57 PM (VXYfi)

318 George Lucas Needs to Make More Films, And Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

319 How snorting crack and negging your boss boost your career...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 07:58 PM (NOIQH)

320 "Does this make me look fat?" Here's why "No, but your ass does," is the best response.

Posted by: JSchuler at July 03, 2015 07:58 PM (6i4P9)

321 We aren't giant losers wasting our lives, DAD, we are totally worth the startup capital it took to launch Vox, DAD, and here's why...

Posted by: The Vox writing staff, aka the brain trust at July 03, 2015 07:58 PM (R1r/y)

322
"Conservatives believe that their ideology sells itself, which is a fatal flaw."

-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 07:58 PM (0lw2Y)

323 Actually, what we heard in a love song can be wrong, and here's why:

Posted by: Marshall Tucker Band at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (z6d8G)

324 298 A diet of cocaine, Fanta and Pixy Stix is better than you think. Our dentist chimes in...
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1)

I went paleo and now survive on a diet of shrooms, Fresca and Pop Rocks.

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (jBuUi)

325 If You Don't Want To Fuck Caitlyn Jenner, You're Gay, And Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

326 @311

Simultaneous exchange.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (VXYfi)

327 Actually, a wall between the FBI and the CIA is a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (yYOXd)

328
You need to pass it to find out whats in it and here's why.

Posted by: Nancy Puglosi at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (ODxAs)

329 Starving your brain of oxygen to get high makes sense and here's why.

Posted by: VOX at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (1SHv1)

330 Why Ishtar is a great movie and here's why.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (CxEX+)

331 10 Reasons To Call Chuck Norris a Fag

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

332 Actually, banning the Confederate flag will be great for our attendance numbers, and here's why...

Posted by: Brian France at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (aUQgu)

333 Yankee doodoo flew to NCC-1701 just to ride my penis I am that Japanky doodle boy!
Posted by: angry, dunk George Takei

Never before have I laughed so heartily at word salad!

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (jBuUi)

334 Out of work? You're welcome. Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (VXYfi)

335 Read why smokeless powder is the only safe propellant to use in muzzle loading arms now!

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:00 PM (zauWW)

336 Actually, Jamie Gorelick is the most effective federal employee ever and here's why

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

337 If Clarissa wants a real apology, I will blow him.

Posted by: angry, dunk George Takei at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (mG3Qj)

338 That burning sensation when you urinate? 5 reasons it's safe to ignore it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (UVfht)

339 Thinking of burning those tapes? Think again! Here's why.

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (6i4P9)

340 Actually a nuclear Iran is a good idea and here's why.

- Satan

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (LImiJ)

341 Actually, Chelsea Clinton exemplifies 21st beauty and here's why...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2015 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

342 Actually, Ishtar should have been named best motion picture ever.

scroll down for details

Posted by: warren beatmeat at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (fh8Gh)

343
"Not even the concepts of justice and freedom can sell itselves; they must have human catalysts."

-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (0lw2Y)

344 Why financial collapse might be good for you. Here' why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (VXYfi)

345 Why can't a conservative OWN some nakednews app or
whatever to attract the mind of these uneducated, wisdomless slugs and
fill there heads with conservative talking points? Why can't we own some
automatons too?

Jeeze Louise.

Posted by: Ralph at July 03, 2015 07:56 PM (oiW2a)

Because you need a portal and exposure, and the gatekeepers won't let you in ever.
You can do the most kickass reporting ever, but if you are never getting even word of mouth information you might as well be yelling down a well.
Hell, Algore sold his station to Al-Jazeera over the Blaze because of who owned the Blaze. You do a conservative news and you will get the kick in the teeth Rush and the others get every day.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (3pRHP)

346 308
Turned out to be a good thing. Although stealing sports memorabilia seemed to be a more serious crime than killing an ex wife.

Posted by: The late Nicole S. at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (JSovD)

347 Actually, Space Food Sticks and Slim Jims are the perfect meal -- and here's why...

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (jBuUi)

348 Actually a nuclear Iran is a good idea and here's why.

- Obama (put I repeat myself)

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (LImiJ)

349 Salt on Wounds? Find Out Why It's Awesome

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

350 343 Who quotes dogs?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 08:03 PM (wvq55)

351 >>> Why can't a conservative OWN some nakednews app or whatever to attract the mind of these uneducated, wisdomless slugs and fill there heads with conservative talking points? Why can't we own some automatons too?

We laugh at Vox, as we should, though they make it far too easy. But every time I'm on the main page of yahoo, they always have one article listed from Vox, and several from Huffpo. Occasionally they pick an article from the daily caller or the blaze but those are rare.

Cannot change the culture without access to the eyeballs.

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 08:03 PM (R1r/y)

352 Smart Folks Know Green Meat is Good, And Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

353 "I went paleo and now survive on a diet of shrooms, Fresca and Pop Rocks."
-Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 07:59 PM (jBuUi)

I wanna party with this one^ You sound like a walking Insane Clown Posse.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 03, 2015 08:03 PM (OQ9R7)

354 Those little black spiders? Don't worry about 'em. Here's why.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 08:04 PM (VXYfi)

355 Actually, I do not need cappuuccino for my bunghole, and here's why:

Posted by: The Great Cornholio at July 03, 2015 08:04 PM (z6d8G)

356 Fat, Drunk and Stupid is the way to go through life and here's why

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at July 03, 2015 08:04 PM (CxEX+)

357 Write Your PIN Number on Your ATM Card And Other Great Tips

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

358 Actually, subsidizing everyone to have all the things will bring economic prosperity to all, and here's why

Posted by: chemjeff at July 03, 2015 08:05 PM (2XMpf)

359 5 Reasons Why Andrew Sullivan's New Nickname Should Be 'Mr. Relevant'.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:05 PM (u07AL)

360 Kcuf the EU.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 08:05 PM (wvq55)

361 Fun Things To Stick In Light Sockets For Surprising Health Benefits

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

362 How to avoid hangovers by drinking methanol...

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:06 PM (zauWW)

363 Actually, Chelsea Clinton exemplifies 21st beauty and here's why...
Posted by: Lizzy

For a $500,000 donation to the Clinton Global Initiative, we got Chelsea to be the August centerfold. Sick bags available for an extra $5.

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at July 03, 2015 08:06 PM (tgnRB)

364 An enormous ass crowbarred into a pantsuit is the newest fashion statement, and here's why...

Posted by: Hillary! at July 03, 2015 08:06 PM (JoIcn)

365 Great Greek Business Investments

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

366 Here are 7 Of Chelsea Clinton's Awesome Accomplishments You Might Have Missed

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:07 PM (u07AL)

367 Asking whether the Pope is Catholic is a good idea and here's why; you might find out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:07 PM (LImiJ)

368 Asking whether the Pope is Catholic is a good idea and here's why; you might find out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:07 PM (LImiJ)

369 Actually Greek Municipal Bonds are a great investment and here's why.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (wvq55)

370 Actually, America developing the A-bomb before Nazi Germany was a bad idea, and here's why!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (fgzLM)

371 actually, lots of mind linking going on.

simultaneous topics from different posters.

ask Ace to tell us why

Posted by: dr. roof at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (fh8Gh)

372 Actually Chelsea Clinton is the best mother since Mother Theresa and here's why..,

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (R1r/y)

373 10 Ways a shark bite can be beneficial for longevity
Read more...

Posted by: NCwoof at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (aUQgu)

374 Why being poor is better than being rich and hers why.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (CxEX+)

375 Actually, pulling support from the Shah was a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (yYOXd)

376 Actually your mom really does take an hour to cook Minute Rice and here's why.

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (9Du4t)

377 You all just missed Shannon Bream parading around in a bikini (beauty pageant clip) on O'Reilly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (n98fj)

378 227 I read the post by zombie in the last thread.

I'm going to stick my head in the oven now ...
Posted by: ScoggDog

Not everyone know to what you are referring!

So, to universalize the nausea, I shall repost the comment here:

---------

For those who don't know:

During male-to-female sex change surgery, they don't actually "chop off" the penis. What they do is actually much more bizarre than you'd expect:

First, they cut of the balls.

They, they slice open the penis lengthwise and (brace yourself) hollow it out, leaving an empty tube of penis skin.

Then they start coring out a hole where the shaft of the penis enters into the body, removing all the interior penis material and in the process making a cave where the inner-dick used to be.

Then, finally, they invert the hollowed-out empty penis skin into the cave, and sew it into place.

This way, the new "vagina" actually can have some "sensation" in it since the inside of the hole is the former outside of the penis.

Separately, an artificial pee-hole is created from the remnants of the urethra.

Science!

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (jBuUi)

379 Actually someone really cut your mom and gravy poured out and here's why.

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 08:09 PM (9Du4t)

380 Why you should open a forex account and buy Drachma futures today....

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:09 PM (zauWW)

381 Actually, we will bury you, and here's why:

Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at July 03, 2015 08:09 PM (z6d8G)

382 Actually getting all your appendages chopped off IS only a flesh wound, and here's why...

Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 08:09 PM (R1r/y)

383 Actually, emptying your reservoirs during a drought is exactly how you conserve water! Here's why...

Posted by: The Delta Smelt at July 03, 2015 08:10 PM (FcR7P)

384 Yes, the top wealthiest counties in America are Democrat, but it doesn't matter and here's why.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 03, 2015 08:10 PM (n98fj)

385 Actually, you shouldn't keep a republic, and here's why.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at July 03, 2015 08:11 PM (Ydaoe)

386 Science!

I'm ashamed to admit I actually knew this already.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:11 PM (u07AL)

387 Actually, attacking Russia was a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 03, 2015 08:11 PM (yYOXd)

388
[iDuring male-to-female sex change surgery, they don't actually "chop off" the penis.

I memtioned this a few weeks ago while making the point that THERE REALLY IS NO SEX CHANGE.

An unethical surgeoen literally mutilates a person's sex organs to frankenstein the opposite-sex-organs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:12 PM (0lw2Y)

389 You Should Lean Into the Punch, And Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

390 If Uhura had sat on Sulu's face instead of that lucky chair he wouldn't be gay.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 08:12 PM (wAQA5)

391 378
Should be done without anesthesia and here's why.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:12 PM (JSovD)

392 10 Reasons Why Eric Holder Is Almost As Good An Attorney General As Janet Reno

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:13 PM (u07AL)

393 Actually we're not simply having a wonderful Christmas time and here's why.

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 08:13 PM (9Du4t)

394 Actually, aborting your children makes you a better mother and here's why...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:13 PM (KUa85)

395 Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (jBuUi)

Learning that should NOT want to make you pour bleach in your brain, and if it does you are a big mean H8er, and here's why..,

Posted by: Vox, at July 03, 2015 08:13 PM (R1r/y)

396
6 reasons plumbers hate artificial pee holes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 03, 2015 08:13 PM (ODxAs)

397 they invert the hollowed-out empty penis skin into the cave, and sew it into place.

Dude who's my 'first', it won't make you gay, and here's why...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 03, 2015 08:14 PM (FcR7P)

398 Actually this not being 'Nam is a good idea and here's why; there are rules.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:14 PM (LImiJ)

399 Actually, sky rocketing electric rates can help you fall in love with that strange-looking woman from the EPA, and here's how it's done

Posted by: NCwoof at July 03, 2015 08:14 PM (aUQgu)

400 Why Randomly Breaking Windows Is Actually Good For The Economy

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:15 PM (u07AL)

401 Separately, an artificial pee-hole is created from the remnants of the urethra.

That's how we did it.

Posted by: Victor Frankenstein at July 03, 2015 08:15 PM (W5DcG)

402 Playing Jackson Pollack with protein stains on your intern's dress is a great idea, and here's why.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 03, 2015 08:15 PM (JoIcn)

403 10 winning strategies for playing Russian roulette with a semi-auto....

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:15 PM (zauWW)

404 Actually, you should feed it after midnight, and here's why...

Posted by: old Chinese man selling you a Mogwai at July 03, 2015 08:16 PM (Ydaoe)

405 Actually, calling a slant pass play on the opponent's goal line when you have Marshawn Lynch in the backfield is a good thing, here's why...

Posted by: Seattle Seahawks Offensive Coordinator Darrell Bevell at July 03, 2015 08:16 PM (yYOXd)

406 Having the IRS persecute conservative groups is actually good for the nation and here's why...

Posted by: Lois Lerner at July 03, 2015 08:16 PM (ftVQq)

407 Uhura? Sulu? Who da buggas?

Posted by: Zulu as Kono at July 03, 2015 08:16 PM (wAQA5)

408 How following the orders your neighbor's dog gives you at night can improve your life.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:16 PM (KUa85)

409 Ace Is Actually More Productive When He Regularly Take 4-Day Weekends And Here's Why

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (u07AL)

410 Posted by: Victor Frankenstein

It's pronounced "Fronk-en-STEEN" and here's why.

Posted by: Gene Wilder at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (tgnRB)

411 zombie redefines the terms "innie and outie"

actually, I didn't want to know why.

Posted by: Bill E. Button at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (fh8Gh)

412 Actually, the doggone girl is not mine, and here's why:

Posted by: Michael Jackson at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (z6d8G)

413 How sucking just one cock doesn't make you gay and here's why

Posted by: Mathew E at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (1SHv1)

414 Obama eating dog shouldn't upset pet owers...and here's why...

Posted by: Winston at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (yrHD6)

415 The difference between a "nullo" and a "mtf tranny" is merely that the nullo doesn't bother with the cave/vagina step. Just smooth and flat, baby!

Little-known (and disgusting) fact:

MtF trannies are always incontinent!

They no longer have the muscles to constrict the urethra. So their pee just flows out unrestricted.

Big Depends is behind the whole transgender mania!

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (jBuUi)

416 Actually, rich, white Democrats aborting their babies is a bad idea (but aborting any Black babies is "for their own good") ; Read why!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (fgzLM)

417 The immediate death of the majority of humans on earth, and especially Americans, is a good thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Zeke Emmanuel at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (GwjEG)

418 Actually up is down and down is up. Don't ask why.

Posted by: freaked at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (BO/km)

419 "We laugh at Vox, as we should, though they make it
far too easy. But every time I'm on the main page of yahoo, they always
have one article listed from Vox, and several from Huffpo. Occasionally
they pick an article from the daily caller or the blaze but those are
rare.

Cannot change the culture without access to the eyeballs.Posted by: LizLem at July 03, 2015 08:03 PM (R1r/y)"

Does that mean there is not one conservative smart enough to create eyeball access and make a profit? Freaking Bill Gates residue trumps conservatives.
There's something wrong about this/that.

Posted by: Ralph at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (oiW2a)

420 Actually Uncle Jam did want you to funk with him but now he's changed his mind and here's why.

Posted by: Mega at July 03, 2015 08:18 PM (9Du4t)

421 Ace has pointed out a generic flaw with Vox. But to point out the specific flaw re: the American revolution argument. To givee an analogy, let's say a husband beats his wife and she leaves him. Let's say they were both smokers, but 10 years down the road the husband discovered a program that helped him quit that the wife didn't discover until 5 years later. Does that mean she shouldn't have left her abusive husband? By Vox logic, the answer would be yes.

I think Vox is there to brainwash the stupid and to troll intelligent conservatives. They are satyrs, assclowns.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at July 03, 2015 08:19 PM (QNcbF)

422 actually, I didn't want to know why.

Posted by: Bill E. Button at July 03, 2015 08:17 PM (fh8Gh)

Actually having Too Much Information is good for your well-being and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:19 PM (ftVQq)

423 Oh yeah, everybody knows they turn the peepee inside out and a play-pretend vajay out of it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 08:19 PM (VXYfi)

424 Actually our town fourth of July celebration with rainbow flags instead of the stars and stripes is a display of heritage and honor and here`s why...
*Shout out to Mr. Moo Moo and Mary of Brattleboro...Happy 4th you patriots.*

Posted by: Doris from Ashberry,Vt. at July 03, 2015 08:19 PM (UGssp)

425 Little-known (and disgusting) fact:

MtF trannies are always incontinent!
Posted by: zombie

I am just like you!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at July 03, 2015 08:20 PM (tgnRB)

426 347 Actually, Space Food Sticks and Slim Jims are the perfect meal -- and here's why...
Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:02 PM (jBuUi)

You left out the Tang!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 03, 2015 08:20 PM (j+etE)

427 Any parent that would buy a hot dog pizza for their whiny little brat kids should be locked up in a concentration camp with George Takei and here's why.....

Posted by: Hank at July 03, 2015 08:20 PM (bQYVO)

428 Sulu was gay? OMG that explains those tricorder readings!

Posted by: Bones at July 03, 2015 08:20 PM (wAQA5)

429 Actually, you should really accept this pudding cup, and here's why...

Posted by: an Ewok bearing gifts at July 03, 2015 08:21 PM (Ydaoe)

430 I sure wish Vox had been around during the Red Purges. Sigh.

Posted by: Zombie Maksim Gorky at July 03, 2015 08:21 PM (Dwehj)

431
If BrucevJenner is a woman THEN WHERE'S HIS UTERUS?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:21 PM (0lw2Y)

432 Actually watching Obumbles pressers and speeches til blood shoots out of your eyeballs is good thing. Here's why.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 03, 2015 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

433 Robbing former SF members at a motel 6 can be a ventilating experience.

ask me how I know.

Posted by: tomorio carrottop walton at July 03, 2015 08:21 PM (fh8Gh)

434 Actually, internet spam is good, here's why...

Posted by: Lace Wigs at July 03, 2015 08:22 PM (yYOXd)

435
Actually up is down and down is up. Don't ask why.
................................
So face down ass up is actually ass down face up?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 08:23 PM (wAQA5)

436 Michael Sam Belongs In The NFL Hall Of Fame Right Now And Here's Why

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:23 PM (u07AL)

437 Oh.

My.

Go to Hell.

This thread is taking forever to reload.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 03, 2015 08:24 PM (VXYfi)

438 Actually, cocaine is not a helluva drug, and here's why...
.
.
.
.
.
Coacaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: zombie Rick James at July 03, 2015 08:24 PM (Ydaoe)

439
If Chastity Bono is a man THEN WHERE IS HIS SPERM?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:24 PM (0lw2Y)

440 The most beautiful sound in the world? The Unvaccinated Children's Choir performing The Whooping Cough Chorale. Click here to listen and be transported.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:24 PM (JSovD)

441 Posted by: Lace Wigs at July 03, 2015 08:22 PM

Piker.

Posted by: Machines For Sale at July 03, 2015 08:24 PM (Dwehj)

442
MtF trannies are always incontinent!

I suspect they don't get 'wet' when they get sexually aroused, either, and have to lube up artificially, no?

So one more way they really aren't female.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

443 How having your six kids on the B/L/D program reduces the stress of menu planning.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2015 08:25 PM (bqf3B)

444 Your dick in a light socket? It's not as bad as it sounds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2015 08:26 PM (fYgrm)

445 The hot-dog-pretzel-cinnabon stuffed crust pizza is going away, sign this online petition to keep it on the menu....

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:26 PM (zauWW)

446 Perv's Candy Vans are Safer For Your Kids, and Here's Why

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

447 Actually, using the used condoms you find in the Park can improve your health and save you money and here's why.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:26 PM (KUa85)

448
Actually watching Obumbles pressers and speeches til blood shoots out of your eyeballs is good thing. Here's why.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
........................................
Indoor brick throwing skills improved?
Increased sales of new replacement TV's?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 08:26 PM (wAQA5)

449 I suspect they don't get 'wet' when they get sexually aroused, either, and have to lube up artificially, no?

So one more way they really aren't female.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Oh, absolutely. Gobs and gobs of KY Jelly required. No natural lubrication glands. None at all.

Unless you count the pus from the artificial vagina's suppurating infections, which are commonplace and never really go away....

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:27 PM (jBuUi)

450 Actually, you should rock the boat if you got the notion, and here's why:

Posted by: The Hues Corporation at July 03, 2015 08:27 PM (z6d8G)

451 442
MtF trannies are always incontinent!

I suspect they don't get 'wet' when they get sexually aroused, either, and have to lube up artificially, no?

So one more way they really aren't female.

Oh, Pappy, you nailed it! Not like nailed it but nailed it

Posted by: Ruth at July 03, 2015 08:27 PM (oo88B)

452 Actually, an Edsel is a beautiful thing, here's why...

Posted by: Ford Stylists at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (yYOXd)

453 Actually, having the RINO Republican Establishment betray their voters is good for the Constitution and here's why..

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (ftVQq)

454 Cuba Gooding Jr. starring in Sled Dogs after winning an Oscar was the best thing for his career and here's why.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (JoIcn)

455 Perv's Candy Vans are Safer For Your Kids, and Here's Why
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

Not as safe as my crawlspace.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (tgnRB)

456
If Chastity Bono is a man THEN WHERE IS HIS SPERM?
.........................
My question exactly.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (wAQA5)

457 Actually, they didn't kill Kenny, and here's why:

Posted by: South Park at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (z6d8G)

458 Actually, I was named after a song in the play "Annie'

I'm only a day away

Posted by: tomorio carrottop walton at July 03, 2015 08:28 PM (fh8Gh)

459 Actually, Spiderman is both a threat and a menace, and here's why.

Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at July 03, 2015 08:30 PM (Lrzm4)

460 Having Brian France as CEO of your failing entity is a good thing. Here's why.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (ucDmr)

461 If Chastity Bono is a man, would George Takei fuck him?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

462 Another MtF trainee fun fact-

they need to keep a kind of dildo inserted within their frankenvag every day

to keep it from collapsing and going away.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (KUa85)

463 Unless you count the pus from the artificial vagina's suppurating infections, which are commonplace and never really go away....
Posted by: zombie

That's because the body doesn't know PC or social justice, and rightly recognizes it as an open wound. Maybe Nature and Nature's God are smarter than twitter SJWs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (tgnRB)

464 All of these "science facts" about the realities of MtF transgender surgery gives me an idea: Someone should start a Science! twitter account that focuses exclusively on facts that undermine leftist memes -- to rival (and goad) Neil DeAsse Tyson.

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (jBuUi)

465 Actually, going along to get along is a winning political strategy for Republicans and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (ftVQq)

466 How Stupid Can We Get? Click Here For Another Jaw-Droppingly Ignorant Propaganda Piece We're Trying To Pass Off As A News Story

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:32 PM (u07AL)

467 Actually, your daydreams about sending conservatives to concentration-camps for "delousing" are good for the political atmosphere (and stops Global Warming); Here's why!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 08:32 PM (2mJMN)

468 Actually, bacon is the most disgusting thing ever and makes everything worse, and here's why...

Posted by: I... I... can't even type that with a straight face at July 03, 2015 08:32 PM (Ydaoe)

469 461
Click here to find out.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:33 PM (JSovD)

470 Why Coddling America's Enemies And Pissing Off Our Allies Is A Winning Strategy For Obama.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 08:33 PM (u07AL)

471 Actually, Obama just up and admitting he's a proud socialist is the Left's best strategy -- and here's why!

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:33 PM (jBuUi)

472 actually, sandpaper sally was a smooth ride

you DON'T want to know why.

Posted by: sick joker at July 03, 2015 08:34 PM (fh8Gh)

473 Strangling yourself with your own lower colon is amazing, and here's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:34 PM (mx5oN)

474 Actually, she's not dancing like she's never danced before, and here's why:

Posted by: Michael Sambello at July 03, 2015 08:34 PM (z6d8G)

475 Actually, Dr. Lecter, before I ask you these routine questions for the decennial census, fava beans and chianti don't really work that well together, and here's why.

Posted by: Census Taker at July 03, 2015 08:34 PM (Lrzm4)

476
If Chastity Bono is a man, would George Takei fuck him?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
............................................
Right in the Doomsday Machine, the old Planet Eater. Believe me.

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at July 03, 2015 08:35 PM (wAQA5)

477 Strangling yourself with your own lower colon is amazing, and here's why!
Posted by: Insomniac

Go on...

Posted by: David Carradine at July 03, 2015 08:35 PM (tgnRB)

478 7 ways to coax your conservative friends into the cattle-car!! #2 will blow your mind!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 08:35 PM (2mJMN)

479 Click here to find out why Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease is the best thing to ever happen to your brain!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:36 PM (mx5oN)

480 Banging random waitresses while being married to a gorgeous Scandi was the best thing for my golf game and here's why.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at July 03, 2015 08:36 PM (JoIcn)

481 Actually we've been working on the curricula for the camps for decades and re-education will be good for conservatives. Here's why...

Posted by: Bill Ayres at July 03, 2015 08:36 PM (ftVQq)

482

(Jump To Threadwinner)

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:37 PM (0lw2Y)

483 Actually, I've never been mellow, and here's why:

Posted by: Olivia Newton-John at July 03, 2015 08:37 PM (z6d8G)

484 Burning or fertilizer? Our on-staff experts discuss the best alternatives for dealing with the bodily remains of conservatives.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 08:37 PM (2mJMN)

485 You should always rub your panty liners with Scotch Bonnet peppers before applying them and here is why.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 03, 2015 08:37 PM (AxDuC)

486 Actually, Israel should keep blockading the Gaza/West Bank bridge, and here's why...

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 08:37 PM (Ydaoe)

487 you should answer your cellphone while you're at a play or movie and here's why....

Posted by: vivi at July 03, 2015 08:38 PM (/wu0m)

488

Posted by: H at July 03, 2015 08:38 PM (ftVQq)

489

(Jump to Soothie's comments)

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:38 PM (0lw2Y)

490 Actually, that raging outbreak of herpes will do wonders for your sex life, and here's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:38 PM (mx5oN)

491
...a nood AoS meme is born...

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:38 PM (0lw2Y)

492 You left out the Tang!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Freebasing Tang is actually good for you, and here's why...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 03, 2015 08:39 PM (F0Cog)

493 Actually, going for a ride with Teddy was a great idea, and here's why...

Posted by: zombie Mary Jo at July 03, 2015 08:39 PM (Ydaoe)

494 Actually AIDS is awesome and here's why...

Posted by: Skinny Al Sharpton at July 03, 2015 08:39 PM (wAQA5)

495 Can You Hear Me Running? Click Here To Find Out

Posted by: Mike and the Mechanics at July 03, 2015 08:39 PM (u07AL)

496 (Jump to new AoS meme)

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 08:40 PM (tgnRB)

497 Actually, you really need to have an answer for "Is it safe," and here's why.

Posted by: Teutonic Dentist at July 03, 2015 08:41 PM (Lrzm4)

498 Actually, sexual abuse is a vital component of every child's development, and here's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:41 PM (mx5oN)

499 Actually, contracting genital warts can help you learn Braille, and here's how!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:41 PM (KUa85)

500 464 All of these "science facts" about the realities of MtF transgender surgery gives me an idea: Someone should start a Science! twitter account that focuses exclusively on facts that undermine leftist memes -- to rival (and goad) Neil DeAsse Tyson.
Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:31 PM (jBuUi)

*nominates zombie*

Posted by: The Horde at July 03, 2015 08:41 PM (R1r/y)

501 The Science is in! It is ok to light your farts on fire in mixed company.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2015 08:41 PM (fYgrm)

502 this thread will attempt to get to #1776

and the reason will amaze you

Posted by: partying cobs at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (fh8Gh)

503 Did you see that obama's kid is going to be an intern on Girls? What is she going to do? Assist in the salad tossing? She's a minor on a show that shd be X rated.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (iQIUe)

504 Actually, love won't tear us apart, and here's why:

Posted by: Joy Division at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (z6d8G)

505
(Jump to incessant Civil War debate)

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (0lw2Y)

506 Actually, if Uhura hadn't left those snail tracks on her chair I wouldn't be gay.

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (wAQA5)

507 10 sure fire ways to keep your kiddie pron on the cloud server without getting caught...

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 03, 2015 08:42 PM (zauWW)

508 I knew George Takei couldn't find his way out of a peanut butter jar and here's why........

Posted by: skip at July 03, 2015 08:43 PM (CTHrd)

509 Going to the White House for "hot dog" is good and here's why.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 08:43 PM (LImiJ)

510 Use this one weird trick to never see Vox again, here's why.

Posted by: Lurking In The Wilderness at July 03, 2015 08:43 PM (1Y+hH)

511 Actually, Lena Dunham's lumpy, shapeless body is the new beauty standard, and here's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:43 PM (mx5oN)

512 Actually, telling an 'Ette to "get in the kitchen and make me a sammich" is a great idea, and here's why.

Posted by: Moron with two black eyes at July 03, 2015 08:43 PM (Ydaoe)

513 Actually a spastic colon *can* improve your sex life

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2015 08:44 PM (fYgrm)

514 Firing Victoria was a total win for Reddit and here's why...

Posted by: The Rev'ren Jackson at July 03, 2015 08:44 PM (/wu0m)

515 Lucy, you have some Voxsplainin' to do!

Posted by: Zombie Ricky Ricardo at July 03, 2015 08:44 PM (Dwehj)

516
Oops , I meant infernal. I dont even know what incessant means.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 03, 2015 08:44 PM (0lw2Y)

517
ACTUALLY, Parachutes are for pussies,
and here's wh...

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 03, 2015 08:45 PM (h53OH)

518
Enterprise. EnterPrise. Enter! Prize!!

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:45 PM (wAQA5)

519 Actually, pissing yourself is more effective than a gun to protect yourself from a rapist, and here's why!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:46 PM (mx5oN)

520 Actually, beating your chest with your fists in front of a silverback gorilla in the wild is a great idea, and here's why!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:47 PM (KUa85)

521 How Brian Williams lying actually INCREASES his journalistic integrity.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 03, 2015 08:47 PM (JoIcn)

522 Bring us up to wart speed, Mr. Sulu.

Posted by: Capt. James Tiberius Kirk at July 03, 2015 08:47 PM (Dwehj)

523 Actually, I don't mention my blog that much.

Posted by: Dave M at July 03, 2015 08:47 PM (T1Fev)

524 503
Her protectors from the new and improved Secret Service will be thrilled to be on that set.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (JSovD)

525 Actually, I'll not tell you what, and here's why:

Posted by: Hank Hill at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (z6d8G)

526 Actually, dicking crazy chicks is the best, here's why!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (AC0lD)

527 10 amazing things you can do with your rectal prolapse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN)

528 I totally had it coming and here's why...

Posted by: zombie jon snow at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (/wu0m)

529 Citizens being ruled by a single unelected black robed judge is actually what the Founders intended, and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (ftVQq)

530 ACTUALLY, DEMOCRATS OWE ME REPARATIONS, AND HERE'S WHY?!?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (2mJMN)

531 The transporter jumbled up my cells with Bruce Jenner and made me gay.

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:48 PM (wAQA5)

532 Actual article linked from yahoo canada today:

7 reasons why Canada is better than America

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 08:49 PM (AC0lD)

533 Surprisingly, Going Down To The House Of The Rising Sun Will Make Your Life Better

Posted by: just about every band in the world at July 03, 2015 08:49 PM (u07AL)

534 Telling your wife those pants make her ass look fat is a great idea and here's why.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 03, 2015 08:50 PM (JoIcn)

535 How planning your next vacation in North Korea will make this Your BEST SUMMER EVER!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 08:50 PM (KUa85)

536 Actual article linked from yahoo canada today:

7 reasons why Canada is better than America

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 08:49 PM (AC0lD)
Actually, it's a near thing, but we're losing to them and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:51 PM (ftVQq)

537
Bring us up to wart speed, Mr. Sulu.
.............................
Don't call me Mister! I am a something or other. You'll be hearing from my SEIU lawyer...SIR!!

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:51 PM (wAQA5)

538
Actually, Mooch is a sylph and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 08:51 PM (VLTL9)

539 Actually, the lion does not sleep tonight, and here's why:

Posted by: The Tokens at July 03, 2015 08:51 PM (z6d8G)

540 Actually, there are more than 10 ways to leave the Hotel California. Read our secrets.

Posted by: Don Henley at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (aUQgu)

541 Have Mr. Scott beam us down to Folsom Street, Mr. Sulu.

Posted by: Capt. James Tiberius Kirk at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (Dwehj)

542 19 ways super glue can clear up those teenage zits. Click here to find out.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (JSovD)

543 A new way for senior men to avoid colon problems.

click on the click bait below.

Posted by: harry pomms at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (fh8Gh)

544 Find out ten reasons why being a bathhouse bottom is excellent for your health!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (mx5oN)

545 Actually, George Clooney was the best Batman ever, and here's why.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 08:52 PM (tgnRB)

546 I don't respect the chemistry - and neither should you! Here's why.

Posted by: walter white at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (/wu0m)

547 Flying a widebody jet over an active war zone is a fantastic idea, and here's why.

Posted by: Malaysia Airlines at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (JoIcn)

548 Actually, turning over everyone's' healthcare to a government that can't run the VA is a good thing ... but we can't tell you why

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (fYgrm)

549 Burning down your neighborhood is actually good for property values and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (ftVQq)

550 Actually, we didn't need a bigger boat, and here's why.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (Lrzm4)

551
Actually, Chelsea Clinton is the love child of Shrillary and Pinocchio and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 08:53 PM (VLTL9)

552 5 Reasons Why SCOTUS Pulling Gay Marriage Out Of Its Own Ass Is Good Conservative Jurisprudence.

Posted by: some asshole actually argued this in an earlier thread at July 03, 2015 08:55 PM (u07AL)

553 Actually, Chelsea Clinton is the love child of Shrillary and Pinocchio and here's why
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM)

Because her ass grows every time she tells a lie?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 08:55 PM (tgnRB)

554 Actually, being the only gay Asian guy on a trip into deep space stuck inside a space ship with no where to go, nothing to do, everybody is wearing skin tight uniforms, is GREAT... and here's why...

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:55 PM (wAQA5)

555
Actually, white Hispanics and neither white nor Hispanic and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 08:55 PM (VLTL9)

556 Actually, icebergs pose no threat to well built modern ocean liners and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (ftVQq)

557 Actually, I've discovered some Star Trek actors I won't miss when they die - here's who and why!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (AC0lD)

558 My favorite backfiring leftist meme ever:

Dan Savage back in the '90s or early '00s was mad at Rick Santorum for opposing some gay thing, so he launched a contest to redefine the word "santorum."

The crowd winner was "santorum (noun) -- the disgusting frothy foam that's a mixture of lube, shit and sperm that leaks out of your anus during buttsex."

Thinking this would hugely humiliate Rick Santorum, Dan Savage widely publicized this new definition, trying to make it part of the English language.

But instead of the general public laughing at Rick Santorum, the most common response was, "Wait -- you mean that when gay men have anal sex, a disgusting froth made of lube, shit and sperm leaks out of their asses?? Ewwwwww! That is SO GROSS!"

End result: The public was more repulsed by gay sex than ever before, because new vivid detailed facts were revealed to them.

Backfire!

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (jBuUi)

559 Why eating your family members is a good thing and here's why

Posted by: The Donner Party at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (1SHv1)

560 Scottie beam me in the butt...and here's why

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (H/XZJ)

561

"Moron with two black eyes"

Shouldn't that nic be:

"Moron with light coating of mayo on one side and mustard on the other, with a sprinkling of grated cheese"?

... for semantic accuracy ...

Posted by: Pedantic Grammar Bro The Greater at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (FlRtG)

562 Crazy pilots with bad eyesight are an asset to your airline. Here's why.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (ucDmr)

563 Actually, the Kamikazi program has a great retirement plan with superb benefits, and here's why.

Posted by: Imperial Japanese Navy at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (Lrzm4)

564 I did not shoot the sheriff but did shoot the deputy. Here's how Vox screwed up the story....

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (JSovD)

565 Greedo Shot First! Scroll Down To See The Video

Posted by: George Lucas at July 03, 2015 08:57 PM (u07AL)

566 Ten reasons why spending over a trillion dollars on an airplane that can be outmaneuvered by a Cessna 172 is the best thing for the U.S. Armed Forces.

Posted by: U.S. Congress at July 03, 2015 08:58 PM (JoIcn)

567 Actually, Oz did give something to the Tin Man that he didn't already have, and here's why:

Posted by: America at July 03, 2015 08:58 PM (z6d8G)

568
Have Mr. Scott beam us down to Folsom Street, Mr. Sulu.
Posted by: Capt. James Tiberius Kirk
..................................
Oh my!

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 08:58 PM (wAQA5)

569
Sir Golfsalot and the Mooch had a tryst that involved lube, dildos and a ball gag and you won't believe what happened next.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 08:58 PM (VLTL9)

570 Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (jBuUi)

I remember the incident but not the backlash because I did read 'The Stranger' (?) online occasionally.

It would have been the early 00s.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 08:58 PM (AC0lD)

571 558: Damn, Zombie, I think you win. Nobody can top that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 03, 2015 08:59 PM (ucDmr)

572 Jumping into a thread 550 comments in is an awesome idea and here's why.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 03, 2015 08:59 PM (EDYaR)

573 How selling your EBT card for heroin will reduce your carbon footprint and why that's good for the environment.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2015 08:59 PM (bqf3B)

574
Actually, that both smells funny and looks infected and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:00 PM (VLTL9)

575 6 Reasons Why I Don't Believe In Yesterday

Posted by: George Harrison at July 03, 2015 09:00 PM (u07AL)

576 Zombie put me off my appetite twice in one thread, here's how.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 09:02 PM (tgnRB)

577 actually,

I did, I did, I did tee a pudditat

Posted by: tweedy bird jenner at July 03, 2015 09:02 PM (fh8Gh)

578 Dan Savage: Why He's Setting The New Standard For Tolerance And Civility

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 03, 2015 09:02 PM (u07AL)

579 Actually, you never want to go where everybody knows your name, and here's why:

Posted by: Cheers at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (z6d8G)

580 Kate Upton should never wear a white T-shirt to the pool and here is why...

http://tinyurl.com/d2dwq7q

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (AxDuC)

581
Actually, Tom Brady has extensive experience with underinflated balls and you won't believe to whom they belong

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (VLTL9)

582 I'm a reliable witness and here's why.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (PmUVt)

583 Find out how this thread will make it to 1776 comments! Comment below to instantly be signed up for notification when this happens!

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (2mJMN)

584 Actually, I was the Walrus, and here's why.

Posted by: Ringo at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (Lrzm4)

585
Sir Golfsalot and the Mooch had a tryst that involved lube, dildos and a ball gag and you won't believe what happened next.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM)
........................................................
She untied him and removed the ball gag?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:03 PM (wAQA5)

586 580 Kate Upton should never wear a white T-shirt to the pool and here is why...

Oh. My.

Posted by: not George Takei at July 03, 2015 09:04 PM (u07AL)

587 Acutally, selling chips that caused anal leakage was a great promotional tool for our company and here's why.

Posted by: Frito Lays at July 03, 2015 09:05 PM (JoIcn)

588 Five great reasons why you should use "The Aristocrats" joke at kids' parties!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2015 09:05 PM (mx5oN)

589 Actually, rhythm is not a dancer, and here's why:

Posted by: Snap at July 03, 2015 09:05 PM (z6d8G)

590 You should add paste to your diet and here's why.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 03, 2015 09:05 PM (PmUVt)

591 Actually, the F-35 is a terrific dog-fighter, and here's why...

Posted by: an F-16 at July 03, 2015 09:05 PM (Ydaoe)

592 George Takei has "jumped the shark"

He asked for it and he got it
He is now equal to all those other bigots and racists

If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we
not laugh?
If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you
wrong us, shall we not revenge?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 03, 2015 09:06 PM (e8kgV)

593 Acutally, selling chips that caused anal leakage was a great promotional tool for our company and here's why.
Posted by: Frito Lays

Quite.

Posted by: Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears at July 03, 2015 09:06 PM (tgnRB)

594 Anxiety/depression suck. Thank you, horde, for letting me laugh. Now I'm on my way to take the edge off. Not permanently. As Moe the bartender said, "Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 03, 2015 09:06 PM (yxw0r)

595
Grottoes, apes and crunchy figs figure prominently in one of the greatest underappreciated poems ever and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:06 PM (VLTL9)

596 If you prick us, do we not bleed?

You're not using enough lube. Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at July 03, 2015 09:07 PM (mx5oN)

597 Actually, terrorist attacks are a good thing, here's why

(I bet Vox has actually used that one)

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 03, 2015 09:07 PM (CPQqi)

598 Actually, you can trust a fart the morning after a night of downing cheap beer and eating questionable Mexican food, and here's why.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at July 03, 2015 09:07 PM (JoIcn)

599 The beaches of North Carolina are the hot new vacation spot this summer and here's why.

Posted by: jaws at July 03, 2015 09:08 PM (/wu0m)

600 Actually, Justice Thomas is just a house n*gger and here's why!

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 09:08 PM (mx5oN)

601 Actually, the horse DOES have a name and you can learn more here: [click button]

Posted by: America at July 03, 2015 09:08 PM (aUQgu)

602
Botox Pelosi DOES have a safe word and you will never believe what it is

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:09 PM (VLTL9)

603 Actually, sucking cock by choice doesn't make a man gay, here's why

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 03, 2015 09:09 PM (CPQqi)

604 Actually, using hydrogen for our dirigibles was a great idea, and here's why....

Posted by: The Third Reich at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (9mTYi)

605 Actually, that's not what she said, and here's why:

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (cH0nD)

606 Why eating your family members is a good thing and here's why
Posted by: The Donner Party at July 03, 2015 08:56 PM (1SHv1)

Here's how.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (W5DcG)

607 Does Great Britain have a 4th of July?

enter our contest to learn historical facts and receive spam forever.

why? idunno

Posted by: smiffsonian at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (fh8Gh)

608 Gigli was a great movie and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (DiZBp)

609 Posted by: Landofskybluewater>>>

It's in the water son that's why it's yellow.

Posted by: The Hams Bear piss beer at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (1SHv1)

610 Actually, feminists have brought mankind great advancement in ball-busting porn (where a helpless tied up man begs a woman for release and she kicks him in the balls).....and here's why!

Oh screw it, you already know why...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 03, 2015 09:10 PM (AC0lD)

611
You're not using enough lube. Oh my!
.............................
Ow, my tribbles!

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 09:11 PM (wAQA5)

612 Actually, watching your daughter get a simulated rimjob on HBO does not make you a pervert, and here's why!

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 03, 2015 09:11 PM (mx5oN)

613
All your base are belong to us and here's why.

Posted by: Neal deGrasse Tyson at July 03, 2015 09:12 PM (PmUVt)

614
A member of the Donner Party invented the Add Kins diet and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:12 PM (VLTL9)

615 Actually, singing your hit song The Gambler while playing poker with friends is a great idea, here's why

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at July 03, 2015 09:12 PM (JO9+V)

616 Being a washed up hack of an actor with only one real credit to your name makes you an expert on any subject because you're gay and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp)

617 All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and here's why...
All work and no play does not make Jack a dull boy, and heeeeeere's...
Johnny!!!

Posted by: Jack Torrance at July 03, 2015 09:13 PM (Ydaoe)

618 Poll: Please select your 2016 candidate from
this list.

Thank you for your vote. In order to register your vote and view results, please enter your email address here:

Posted by: NCwoof at July 03, 2015 09:13 PM (aUQgu)

619
Ghey is the new black and you won't believe what happens next

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:13 PM (VLTL9)

620 Actually, you should fear the Reaper, and here's why:

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 03, 2015 09:13 PM (z6d8G)

621 Actually, your wife would love a threesome with you and her hot sister and why you should ask her tonight!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 09:14 PM (KUa85)

622 The sun is overrated and here's why.

Posted by: Neal deGrasse Tyson at July 03, 2015 09:14 PM (PmUVt)

623 Actually, pissing on your father's grave is a good idea, and here's why
...

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (+jijM)

624 Actually sucking just one little cock isn't really enough to make everyone think you are gay and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (ftVQq)

625 Dutch Oven: The prank that always leads to a night of unforgettable sex and here's why!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (KUa85)

626 623
Actually, pissing on your father's grave is a good idea, and here's why

...

Posted by: Christopher Buckley at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (+jijM)

Posted by: Sasha and Malia at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (AC0lD)

627 Ten reasons why I'm not a little glowing friend.

Posted by: They Might Be Giants at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (mx5oN)

628 Having Jarjar Binks made the Phantom Menace the greatest movie ever, and here's why.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 03, 2015 09:15 PM (n3WEd)

629 Actually, joining my growing and thriving community in Las Vegas is a good idea, and here's why.

Posted by: R. Flagg at July 03, 2015 09:16 PM (Lrzm4)

630
The sun is America's only hope for a bright energy future and night mining of its hydrogen is why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:16 PM (VLTL9)

631 Actually it was a boating accident, and here's why

Posted by: Hooper at July 03, 2015 09:16 PM (n3WEd)

632
Ghey is the new black and you won't believe what happens next
..................................
Happy prancing,looting? Murder by fashion?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:16 PM (wAQA5)

633 Actually, go back to Rockville, and here's why:

Posted by: R.E.M. at July 03, 2015 09:17 PM (z6d8G)

634 Actually, you cannot do too much coke and here's why

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 03, 2015 09:17 PM (JO9+V)

635 Alienating your voting base after they give you get a huge midterm election win is a good idea and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:17 PM (DiZBp)

636 *rubs hands together in anticipation* When you arrive, we should make a deal for your soul.....here's why?

(Click for details)

Posted by: the Devil waiting commenter #666 at July 03, 2015 09:17 PM (ez1vH)

637 Living long and prospering isn't logical and here's why

Posted by: T'Pring at July 03, 2015 09:18 PM (n3WEd)

638 Actually, there is no last train to Clarksville and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:19 PM (ftVQq)

639 Actually, dog shit facials fight wrinkles and keep you looking young and here's why!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2015 09:19 PM (KUa85)

640 Actually, whoever blamed it should not claim it, and here's why:

Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2015 09:19 PM (z6d8G)

641 There's a Whole Lot of Sunshine When You're Gone. Find out why after you click through 25 ads.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 09:19 PM (JSovD)

642 Never being with your mannish wife, having platinum membership at Man's Country, having a very special male friend, and lighting up the White House like a gay bathhouse doesn't make you gay and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:20 PM (DiZBp)

643 Actually, asset forfeiture laws are really good for the economy and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:20 PM (ftVQq)

644
America's Revolutionary War was neither revolutionary nor a war; talk amongst yourselves

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:21 PM (VLTL9)

645 Actually Captain, we should set course for the Castro District, and here's why...

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 09:21 PM (wAQA5)

646 Actually, it's a good idea to ask a Presidential Candidate a simple question when they walk up to you in your front yard, here's why...

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at July 03, 2015 09:21 PM (yYOXd)

647 Actually, if it's yellow don't let it mellow, and here's why:

Posted by: logprof missing cite at July 03, 2015 09:22 PM (z6d8G)

648 Actually, semen is a wonderful rejuvenating skin cream, and here's why...

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:22 PM (wAQA5)

649
Actually, high cheekbones are an indicator that you are Peruvian by ancestry and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:23 PM (VLTL9)

650 Being a drummer for Spinal Tap is a good idea and here's why...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:23 PM (DiZBp)

651 Actually, the Beatles really are communicating directly to you through their song "Helter Skelter," and here's why.

Posted by: C. Manson at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (Lrzm4)

652 Hillary Clinton is the next Kate Upton. 69 reasons why...

Posted by: #SilverVoxTake at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (FcR7P)

653 Actually, the spice doesn't have to flow, and here's why...

Posted by: Paul Atreides at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (ftVQq)

654
artificial vagina's suppurating infection

I love learning nood words! Suppurating is a great word and now it's part of my lexicon. BUT THAT PHRASE IS DISGUSTING AND I DIDNT NEED TO PUT IT MY HEAD ZOMBIES!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (0lw2Y)

655 Actually, making Yeoman Rand's hairdresser the helmsman is a great idea, here's why...

Posted by: James T Kirk...Starship Enterprise at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (tgnRB)

656 Barack Obama, a Muslim terrorist and a card-carrying communist walk into a restaurant.

The waitress says, "Table for one, Mr. President?"

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (jBuUi)

657 Actually Having an unshielded exhaust port was a brilliant design idea for the death star, and here's why

Posted by: T'Pring at July 03, 2015 09:24 PM (n3WEd)

658 Turning everything up to eleven is actually a good idea, and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:26 PM (ftVQq)

659
Removing the capability for simulating buttsexx from the Enterprise's holodeck was oppressively cis-normative and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:26 PM (VLTL9)

660 Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2015 08:08 PM (jBuUi)
---
My penis and testicles have oppressed and debased me my whole life. THEY MUST BE ANNIHILATED IN THE MOST HUMILIATING WAY POSSIBLE! FUCK THE PENIS.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 03, 2015 09:26 PM (p7dd/)

661 Actually, Andrew Ridgeley was the more talented member of the pop duo Wham! and here's why

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2015 09:26 PM (JO9+V)

662
Nip Sip seems to have vanished. Anyone know why?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:26 PM (0lw2Y)

663 Actually, I know not for whom the bell tolls, and here's why:

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at July 03, 2015 09:27 PM (z6d8G)

664 Actually, rewriting law from the bench ensures separation of powers, and here's why.

Posted by: John Roberts at July 03, 2015 09:27 PM (aUQgu)

665 Actually, getting involved in a land war in Asia is a brilliant idea, and here's why

Posted by: Vezzini at July 03, 2015 09:27 PM (n3WEd)

666 Now that the Hispanic woman has resigned as host to the Miss Universe contest because of Donald Trump's comments about criminal illegal aliens from Mexico, , maybe Kathryn Steinle can serve s host.

No.

Wait.

She's CAN'T because she's DEAD because of an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT from MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 03, 2015 09:27 PM (KQTmr)

667
You a-holes will rob me of the #666 response and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (VLTL9)

668
Yeah so whatever FREAK is gonna have "sex" with Bruce Jenner is really putting his penis INSIDE BRUCE'S INSIDE-OUT PENIS.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (0lw2Y)

669 actually, you can sit any f*ckin place you want.
and with whoever you want.

I don't give a shit.

why?

The apple tree is gone.

Posted by: andrews sisters at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (fh8Gh)

670 Actually, e-mailing photos of your genitals to minors is good for a political career, here's why...

Posted by: Tony Weener at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (yYOXd)

671 @662

Dinner with Karl Rove?

Posted by: NCwoof at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (aUQgu)

672 Actually, booking The Suppurating Fauxginas to headline Lilithfair is a great idea. Click here to purchase tickets.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 03, 2015 09:28 PM (tgnRB)

673 Actually E= M/(C^2 )and here's why

Posted by: Vezzini at July 03, 2015 09:29 PM (n3WEd)

674 Actually, I know who watches the watchmen, and here's why:

Posted by: Juvenal at July 03, 2015 09:29 PM (z6d8G)

675
THE MURDERER FROM MEXICO WAS DEPORTED FIVE TIMES

So fuck you obama, Boehner, McConnell, and George Bush, and the fascist media.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:30 PM (0lw2Y)

676
The fleet has cleared spacedock, Captain.
Oh my.

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 09:30 PM (wAQA5)

677 Spending trillions of dollars that you don't have and can never pay back is a great economic idea and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:30 PM (DiZBp)

678
Actually, Greece's economy will rebound in an astonishing manner once the market for sweaters knitted from back hair rebounds... and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:31 PM (VLTL9)

679 She's CAN'T because she's DEAD because of an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT from MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 03, 2015 09:27 PM (KQTmr)
Even on this thread, I simply cannot contain my rage at what "we" are allowing to be done to our borderless country! Perhaps it is a good thing that our "veneer" of civilization is actually more like "oak planking"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:31 PM (ftVQq)

680
Time to outlaw open borders...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:31 PM (0lw2Y)

681 so he's still a blackface clown but your sorry you pointed it out because it's the fourth of July and you did it angrily....got it...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 03, 2015 09:32 PM (hCdMd)

682 Actually, you can bolt on a part to your carburetor and/or fuel line and increase your car's fuel mileage to over 100 mpg and here's why

Posted by: JC Whitney at July 03, 2015 09:32 PM (JO9+V)

683 During male-to-female sex change surgery, they don't actually "chop off" the penis. What they do is actually much more bizarre than you'd expect:

First, they cut of the balls.
-----------------------
If I am not elected next time, I guess I can take up a career as a sex change surgeon. I'm really good at cutting off balls.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at July 03, 2015 09:33 PM (p7dd/)

684
I passed up the opportunity to see Jenner's Involuted Penis to open LilithFaire and here's why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:33 PM (VLTL9)

685 Ten reasons no one needs to guard the guardians (click here)

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:33 PM (ftVQq)

686 Actually, New Coke was a brilliant idea, here's why...

Posted by: Coke at July 03, 2015 09:34 PM (yYOXd)

687 When borders are outlawed, only outlaws will have borders, and here's why

Posted by: NCwoof at July 03, 2015 09:34 PM (aUQgu)

688
THE MURDERER FROM MEXICO WAS DEPORTED FIVE TIMES
.................................
and your point is...

Posted by: Gerdildo Retardo at July 03, 2015 09:34 PM (wAQA5)

689 Pay me $1 million or I'll kill this kid.

http://tinyurl.com/pch6eym

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 09:35 PM (LImiJ)

690
I posit that there is no difference between what a surgeon and tranny does than what "Buffalo Bob" did in Silence Of The Lambs.

Prove me wrong. I challenge you!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:35 PM (0lw2Y)

691 Actually, Valu-Rite can be used as a dessert topping AND a floor wax and here's how...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:35 PM (ftVQq)

692 Actually, the only winning move is a surprise massive first strike that annihilates your enemies and here's why

Posted by: W.O.P.R. at July 03, 2015 09:36 PM (JO9+V)

693
First, they cut of the balls.
..................
Ow, my...

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:36 PM (wAQA5)

694 Actually, crossing the streams will result in something really, really wonderful... and here's why.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at July 03, 2015 09:36 PM (Ydaoe)

695
682 Actually, you can bolt on a part to your carburetor and/or fuel line and increase your car's fuel mileage to over 100 mpg and here's why: during male-to-female sex change surgery, they don't actually "chop off" the penis. What they do is actually much more bizarre than you'd expect:

The unplanned juxtaposition of these two ideas led to the creation of the most astonishing and highest grossing movie ever and you'll never guess why

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:36 PM (VLTL9)

696 The Big Bang. My worst idea evah.

Posted by: god at July 03, 2015 09:37 PM (JSovD)

697 888 is no longer half of 1776

sign up your children and find out why.

Posted by: copernicus common core at July 03, 2015 09:37 PM (fh8Gh)

698 Actually the Munich agreement was a brilliant piece of statemenship by Chamberlain that saved all of Europe, and here's why.

Posted by: Vezzini at July 03, 2015 09:37 PM (n3WEd)

699 Do, Re, Egon!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 03, 2015 09:37 PM (+YMhA)

700
Right, there is no "sex change."

What will happen to Bruce Jenner is, basically, he gets neutered. And then the butcher-surgeon turn his penis inside-out.

HE'S STILL EVERY BIT A MAN.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (0lw2Y)

701 Anybody up for some sweaty shirtless fencing?

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (wAQA5)

702 I posit that there is no difference between what a surgeon and tranny does than what "Buffalo Bob" did in Silence Of The Lambs.

--

I did it pro bono...

Posted by: Buffalo Bob at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (n3WEd)

703
#stoppretendingbrucejennerisawoman

THAT'S what should be trending right now...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (0lw2Y)

704 @137 Lurking In The Wilderness

"My Dad was a drummer boy for Mussolini in 1936. In 1944 he was serving in Patton's Ghost Troops."

Get out?! My uncle is in real estate and helped an old woman sell her house in a small Ohio town. She immigrated from Italy in 41', She shook Mussolini's hand after winning a nation wide essay contest basically describing him as ruthless dictator. Her father uprooted the whole family to the US shortly after.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (R0zw4)

705 You don't need to worry about phrasing, here's why...

Posted by: Sterling Archer at July 03, 2015 09:39 PM (tgnRB)

706 Actually, you should worry and you should not be happy, and here's why:

Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at July 03, 2015 09:39 PM (z6d8G)

707 Right, there is no "sex change."

What will happen to Bruce Jenner is, basically, he gets neutered. And then the butcher-surgeon turn his penis inside-out.

HE'S STILL EVERY BIT A MAN.

-
And the surgeon gets a new boat!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 09:40 PM (LImiJ)

708 Yoko Ono is a brilliant musician and singer and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:40 PM (DiZBp)

709 actually , this thread is on it's last leg. but,

I can't tell you why.

Posted by: don henley at July 03, 2015 09:40 PM (fh8Gh)

710 actually the media not vetting a candidate is good for the country and were already living the why!

Posted by: Derptastic at July 03, 2015 09:40 PM (/kYXJ)

711 Actually, the US can never really default on its debt, and here's why: [insert horseshit]

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 03, 2015 09:41 PM (dvuhZ)

712 Actually Hilary! will be the most honest and conserva...most cons...most...hehehehe

can't make the fingers type it.

Posted by: Buffalo Bob at July 03, 2015 09:41 PM (n3WEd)

713
What will happen to Bruce Jenner is, basically, he gets neutered. And then the butcher-surgeon turn his penis inside-out.

They spatchcock the cock?

Get outta town!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:41 PM (VLTL9)

714 Actually, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together and mass hysteria are beneficial for the civilization and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:41 PM (ftVQq)

715 "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened."

- Norman Thomas (US Socialist Presidential Candidate)

Posted by: Brethren of the Common Life at July 03, 2015 09:42 PM (jO03y)

716
Want to see the Klingons?

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 09:42 PM (wAQA5)

717 Actually, you should not be dancin', and here's why:

Posted by: The Bee Gees at July 03, 2015 09:42 PM (z6d8G)

718 Nip Sip seems to have vanished. Anyone know why?

I think he is on vacation or something of that nature.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 03, 2015 09:42 PM (a42f0)

719 actually crossbows are vastly superior to longbows and here's why

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 03, 2015 09:42 PM (n3WEd)

720 Additionally, making an all female version of Ghostbusters will be a huge blockbuster success, and here's why...

Posted by: Egon Spengler at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (Ydaoe)

721
I think he is on vacation or something of that nature.

oh okay, thanks for the 411

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (0lw2Y)

722 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (KCxzN)

723 Electing a self-absorbed, stupid, bitter, hateful, anti-American commie douchebag as president is a great idea and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (DiZBp)

724 Cutting your dick off with a dull pocket knife is a good idea, and here's why-----

Posted by: John and Lorena Bobbitt at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (cmBvC)

725 Actually, it WAS a War of Northern Aggression and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:43 PM (ftVQq)

726 For completeness' sake, wrt male to female sex changes, you can also get a sigmoid colon vaginoplasty. A short segment of colon leading up to your anus is removed and is used to fashion the vaginal canal. As one wag here put it, "So it's just like gay sex, only they move it to the front."

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (QNcbF)

727 actually Alex the Chick can dunk over LeBron James and here's why

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (n3WEd)

728

(Jump to longbow/crossbow war)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (0lw2Y)

729 Actually, that's not the way I like it, and here's why...

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (yYOXd)

730 So if Sulu was gay, what was Chekov? They both went to the same barber.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (wAQA5)

731 Speaking of surgeons, Levin was playing some clips from Barky addressing a school, an elementary school I think, and he was telling them about doctors who amputate legs unnecessarily for money.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 09:45 PM (LImiJ)

732 Actually, I don't believe in miracles you sexy thing, and here's why...

Posted by: Hot Chocolate at July 03, 2015 09:47 PM (wAQA5)

733
"So it's just like gay sex, only they move it to the front."

Wait.

So then you can fart out of your former penis??

That's kinda cool, actually..

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:47 PM (0lw2Y)

734 Actually, letting Omni Consumer Products have free reign to police Detroit is a fabulous idea and here's why

You have five seconds to comply!

Posted by: Alex Murphy at July 03, 2015 09:47 PM (JO9+V)

735 Barry Obama can throw a baseball better than Greg Maddux and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 09:47 PM (DiZBp)

736 Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 03, 2015 09:45 PM (LImiJ)

Someday, if we are lucky, we will add an appendix to Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds to describe Obamamania.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:47 PM (ftVQq)

737
730 So if Sulu was gay, what was Chekov? They both went to the same barber.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:44 PM (wAQA5)

No credit unless you show your work...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (VLTL9)

738 Actually, everything matters, but I still don't give a shit.

Posted by: honey badger at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (yYOXd)

739 Actually, these were not a few of my favorite things and here's why

Posted by: Mary Poppins at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (JO9+V)

740 Hello, what weird hell did I just step into?
I think staying on this tread will be good for what little is left of my sanity, and here's why...

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (4CRfK)

741 working in the yard and drinking mucho cerveza

makes continued socking difficult.

Happy 4th to all here.

Posted by: seamrog at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (fh8Gh)

742 Actually, I am watching terminator and it is freaking me out.

Sorry not too voxish.

Posted by: Lea at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (vmMMi)

743
...Obamamania.

Indeed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:49 PM (0lw2Y)

744 Actually, Vox's Policy of Hiring Only Illiterate Hipster Know-Nothings is Brilliant, and Here's Why...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 03, 2015 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

745 Actually, there is a single cheese like Velveeta, and here's why:

Posted by: Kraft at July 03, 2015 09:49 PM (z6d8G)

746 Rachel Maddow is more feminine than Chris Hayes and here's why...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 03, 2015 09:49 PM (n3WEd)

747
Anyone know what happened to L'elle??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:49 PM (0lw2Y)

748 I really think Uhura could have "cured" them both.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:50 PM (wAQA5)

749 Mroe, Mroe, Mroe, Pete Lose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 03, 2015 09:50 PM (wvq55)

750 Actually, Rob and Flav could sing very well and should have their Grammy award restored and here's why

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2015 09:50 PM (JO9+V)

751 Actually, Rachel Corrie is a fine figure of a woman and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:51 PM (ftVQq)

752 Actually, people who need people are NOT the luckiest people in the world and here's why

Posted by: Saggy Babs at July 03, 2015 09:52 PM (JO9+V)

753 Actually, marrying the son of a criminal who did time in a federal prison is a good idea.

Posted by: Chelsea at July 03, 2015 09:52 PM (+jijM)

754 739 Actually, these were not a few of my favorite things and here's why
Posted by: Mary Poppins at July 03, 2015 09:48 PM (JO9+V)

--Wrong musical.

(--and I am straight)

Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (z6d8G)

755 I really think Uhura could have "cured" them both.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2015 09:50 PM (wAQA5)
Actually, I think Uhura could straighten out a crow bar and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (ftVQq)

756 Quanta Cuesta una cervesa?

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (cmBvC)

757
Reading the post before commenting is enlightening and here's why!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (+OXwX)

758 Actually, I'm a really a great place to visit, and here's why...

Posted by: The Barrel at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (Ydaoe)

759
(Jump to suppurating vaginal infection)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (0lw2Y)

760 Actually, your tongue will not stick to a metal flagpole in subfreezing weather and I triple dog dare you to read on to see why

Posted by: Flick at July 03, 2015 09:54 PM (JO9+V)

761 I've been saying since Vox's inception that they are just trying to be a giant troll on us.

Posted by: Rodney Smith at July 03, 2015 09:54 PM (J6cIA)

762 Actually, the devil is not in the details. The devil is in my pants.

Posted by: Rob Thomas at July 03, 2015 09:55 PM (+jijM)

763 1017 to go

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at July 03, 2015 09:55 PM (cmBvC)

764 Actually, love means having to apologize over and over, here's why...

Posted by: Jenny at July 03, 2015 09:55 PM (yYOXd)

765 Actually This business will Not get out of control. It will not get out of control and we won't be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at July 03, 2015 09:56 PM (n3WEd)

766 #stoppretendingbrucejennerisawoman

THAT'S what should be trending right now...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at July 03, 2015 09:38 PM (0lw2Y)
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But pretending that I'm a Woman is what will defeat ISIS. Don't you WANT to defeat ISIS, you misogynistc, bigoted, transphobic jerk???

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 03, 2015 09:56 PM (mG3Qj)

767 (--and I am straight)

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And here's why...

Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2015 09:56 PM (n3WEd)

768 --Wrong musical.

(--and I am straight)

Posted by: logprof at July 03, 2015 09:53 PM (z6d8G)

Actually, I bet you're a fucking Nazi who chases his girlfriend through a nunnery graveyard and calls other Nazis down on them and here's why

Posted by: Mary Poppins at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (JO9+V)

769 Because. And here's why...

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (Dwehj)

770 Actually Vox is a legitimate and insightful news organization and here's why.

Posted by: buzzion at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (zt+N6)

771 Actually, you know what you're getting in a box of chocolates, here's why...

Posted by: Forest Gump at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (yYOXd)

772 Actually, waiting to land planes before attacking the Americans was brilliant strategy, and here's why...

Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at July 03, 2015 09:59 PM (n3WEd)

773 Nazi, CBF, what's the diff?

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at July 03, 2015 09:59 PM (cmBvC)

774 The ONT is a safe and normal thread to manspread and here's why.

Posted by: Nood at July 03, 2015 09:59 PM (1SHv1)

775 Actually Al Sharpton is a gracious civil rights leader and "resist we much" was totes cool phrasing and here's why. . .

Posted by: Hadoop at July 03, 2015 10:00 PM (2X7pN)

776 776

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at July 03, 2015 10:00 PM (cmBvC)

777 Actually, I am talkin' about movin' in, and I do wanna change your mind, and here's why:

Posted by: Dan Seals at July 03, 2015 10:01 PM (v5n2s)

778 Actually, you shouldn't pay attention to any of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's writings and here's why...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 03, 2015 10:01 PM (ftVQq)

779
Actually, you know what you're getting in a box of chocolates, here's why...

Posted by: Forest Gump at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (yYOXd)

Jenny isn't actually a monster, and Forrest Gump really isn't a horror film, and here's why!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2015 10:01 PM (+OXwX)

780 Actually Vox is awesome and here's why

Posted by: hairless mule at July 03, 2015 10:01 PM (EqmTZ)

781 That was a non apology apology and here's why

Posted by: ed gibbon at July 03, 2015 10:02 PM (vRNwc)

782 That was a non apology apology and here's why

Posted by: ed gibbon at July 03, 2015 10:02 PM (vRNwc)

783 >>>Actually, I bet you're a fucking Nazi who chases his girlfriend through a nunnery graveyard and calls other Nazis down on them and here's why
Posted by: Mary Poppins at July 03, 2015 09:57 PM (JO9+V)

Ha. Rolf was such a dick.

Posted by: Lea at July 03, 2015 10:02 PM (vmMMi)

784
Ever wonder why James T. Kirk ONLY kissed all those women?
Never heard the squeals from his cabin? Never had his way with Yeoman Rand? Never even raped Uhura?
That's right, tee hee. Oh my.

Posted by: Sulu at July 03, 2015 10:02 PM (wAQA5)

785 Tongue-ing strange Muslim men is a great ice breaker in the men's room, and here's why..

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 10:02 PM (n3WEd)

786 Brian Williams is the greatest anchorman since Ted Baxter and here's why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 10:03 PM (DiZBp)

787
Hillary Clinton is totes honest and wonderful and here's why!

Oh wait. We're supposed to be doing VoxTakes that Vox actually wouldn't publish.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2015 10:04 PM (+OXwX)

788 Posted by: pj at July 03, 2015 07:13 PM (cHuNI)

We should have let Hitler win WW2 and here's why!

Yup, LizLem!

Posted by: pj at July 03, 2015 10:04 PM (cHuNI)

789
The Germans were smart to attack Pearl Harbor, and here's why!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+OXwX)

790 Actually, I like rape.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at July 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+jijM)

791 Actually, "crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing" is totes an authentic Native American dish, and here's why!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 03, 2015 10:06 PM (ueOgE)

792 Actually, when small children or goats resist your sexual advances, they are just playing coy, and here's why...

Posted by: Prophet Mohammed at July 03, 2015 10:06 PM (QNcbF)

793 Getting married will make you happier and improve your sex life...and here's why

Posted by: Vox at July 03, 2015 10:07 PM (n3WEd)

794 Explaining your plan to 007 when you capture him is brilliant strategy, and here's why

Posted by: Every Bond Villian Ever at July 03, 2015 10:09 PM (n3WEd)

795 The Germans were smart to attack Pearl Harbor, and here's why!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2015 10:05 PM (+OXwX)

That joke wouldn't work on today's audiences because they have no idea about Pearl Harbor let alone who attacked it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 03, 2015 10:09 PM (DiZBp)

796 How frozen peas making marks on your knees has anything to do with the four warning signs of a heart attack. Click and find out.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2015 10:11 PM (JSovD)

797 Why Caesar was right to not beware the ides of March

Posted by: Gibbon at July 03, 2015 10:11 PM (n3WEd)

798 That joke wouldn't work on today's audiences because they have no idea about Pearl Harbor let alone who attacked it.

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well, I tried my best

Posted by: Ben Affleck at July 03, 2015 10:13 PM (n3WEd)

799 Actually my husband's orange limp micro dick is the bestest thing ever for erotic pleasure and here's why

Posted by: Mrs. Boehner at July 03, 2015 10:15 PM (JO9+V)

800 well, I tried my best

Posted by: Ben Affleck at July 03, 2015 10:13 PM (n3WEd)
Actually, your best wasn't good enough and here's why...

Posted by: Jennifer Garner at July 03, 2015 10:15 PM (ftVQq)

801 My interview with Reddit for ask me anything was the best one in history; find out why, it's no mystery!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, professional grifter and poet at July 03, 2015 10:28 PM (GZ9c7)

802 Actually, that word does mean what you think it means, and here's why....

Posted by: Sr. Montoya at July 03, 2015 10:41 PM (Lrzm4)

803 I thought AIDS was a new diet fad.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 04, 2015 12:25 AM (nCKKS)

804 Actually, a bird in the hand is not worth two in the bush, and here's why..

Posted by: Huma at July 04, 2015 12:47 AM (9mTYi)

805 Keepin' yer yap shut is good for your teeth, and here's why..

Posted by: donna,,seriously? at July 04, 2015 08:09 AM (of67s)

806 Actually, jacking off is better than real fucking, and here's why.

Posted by: Randall Hoven at July 04, 2015 09:13 AM (HrPhZ)

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